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Speaker 1: It is The Jesse Kelly Show. Final hour now of

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Speaker 1: The Jesse Kelly Show. Monday has phone by. This week

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Speaker 1: is flying by already, Chris. I think it's a wonderful Monday,

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Speaker 1: a wonderful Monday. And they know what, Chris, I don't

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Speaker 1: like your attitude about this Monday. I'm sensing an attitude

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Speaker 1: over there that you I know, you don't do Mondays.

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Speaker 1: You don't do Mondays, you don't do mornings, Chris, have

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Speaker 1: you ever considered the possibility that we have to do

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Speaker 1: what management tells us to do? Remember this, I don't

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Speaker 1: own the show. What if they what if? What if

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Speaker 1: they move us to mornings? You're not gonna survive, buddy,

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Speaker 1: You're not gonna survive. You won't be alive, Chris. If

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Speaker 1: if we have to show up here, oh my gosh,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna have to carry the load. Not that I'm

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Speaker 1: not already. I'm out of here now. Don't worry, Chris.

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Speaker 1: We're not going anywhere. No, no, I was just joking.

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Speaker 1: Don't worry. We're not going anywhere. We'll be right here

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Speaker 1: on your drive home or actually, I guess a lot

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Speaker 1: of people listen the next day or your drive to work,

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Speaker 1: still all right, I have to get to something. I

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Speaker 1: have a couple of things. I'm gonna get to some

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Speaker 1: of gas and female m and m's and some other stuff.

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Speaker 1: Ann Arbor, that's in Michigan. It's a dirty, filthy town

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Speaker 1: with this despicable university. And it not going to go

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Speaker 1: into all the details anyway. Ann Arbor schools mandate masks

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Speaker 1: for two weeks now right about now, you're probably mad

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Speaker 1: or your rolling your eyes. You're thinking, what that's ridiculous.

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Speaker 1: You know what I did when I read that headline,

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Speaker 1: I laughed because I think it's hilarious. You know why

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Speaker 1: I laughed. You know why I think it's hilarious. One

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Speaker 1: the state of Michigan, which is, honestly, as much as

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Speaker 1: I despised that filthy university, the state of Michigan really

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Speaker 1: is a very cool state. Been fishing up there and

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Speaker 1: stuff like that, because I used to live in Ohio.

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Speaker 1: It's a beautiful state. And they have destroyed that state.

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Speaker 1: And when COVID rolled around, Governor Ratchett of Michigan chose

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Speaker 1: to become one of the worst tyrants in the United

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Speaker 1: States of America. Andrew Cuomo gets all the attention for

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Speaker 1: murdering fifteen thousand New Yorkers with his policies. Governor Ratchett

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Speaker 1: was doing the same stuff in Michigan. And she abused

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Speaker 1: her people and abused her businesses, and abused all these

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Speaker 1: kids in school after school, after school. Two years of

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Speaker 1: abuse from her, and at the end of that two years, Michiganders.

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Speaker 1: I don't think Michiganders Michigan. I think they call it Michiganders.

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Speaker 1: I don't know. I'm from Ohio, not that dirty state.

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Speaker 1: Any Seriously, Michiganders promptly went out to the pools and

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Speaker 1: overwhelmingly voted her back into office and voted in a

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Speaker 1: Democrat supermajority in both houses of the legislature. So we've

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Speaker 1: had this talk before. I probably shouldn't be this way.

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Speaker 1: Maybe this is spiteful, Jesse. I don't know. I probably

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Speaker 1: shouldn't be this way, but I think it's hilarious. You know,

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Speaker 1: I think it's hilarious. One because I'm a bad person.

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Speaker 1: But two stupid people are real. You know this, You've

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Speaker 1: dealt with them in your life. Stupid people were real

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Speaker 1: and as nice and soft as this society has become.

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Speaker 1: We love to imagine that we should just accept the

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Speaker 1: stupid person, or the stupid person will just wake up

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Speaker 1: one day, But the truth is that's not reality. The

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Speaker 1: only chance, almost always, the only chance you have to

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Speaker 1: make a stupid person smart is for that stupid person

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Speaker 1: to feel all the pain that comes from their inherent stupidity,

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Speaker 1: and maybe eventually they'll be under such pain, such suffering,

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Speaker 1: that they will wake up one day and say, man,

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Speaker 1: I'm stupid and it was all my stupidity that brought

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Speaker 1: us here. I'll stop being stupid now, and then they'll

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Speaker 1: be smart. The only way to help a stupid person

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Speaker 1: is to allow that idiot to feel the effects of

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Speaker 1: his stupidity. So when Michiganders get locked down again, and

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Speaker 1: they will, when little Aidan, Jaden and Braden in school

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Speaker 1: have to put on masks again, and they will, when

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Speaker 1: schools get shut down in blue places like Michigan and

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Speaker 1: parents all of a sudden have to homeschool again. I

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Speaker 1: have to take time off of work. My kid is stressed.

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Speaker 1: I am going to love it, and I'm going to

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Speaker 1: love it because you had a chance in the very beginning.

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Speaker 1: Maybe I'll give you. Maybe I gave you a shot,

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Speaker 1: but you had a chance, you experience two years of misery.

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Speaker 1: And at the end of the time that two years,

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Speaker 1: you promptly went to the polls and said, whoa more

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Speaker 1: of that, baby, So more of it you're gonna get,

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Speaker 1: and you're gonna get it over and over and over

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Speaker 1: and over again. And if you're a Michigander listening to

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Speaker 1: the sound of my voice and you keep voting Democrat,

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Speaker 1: I want you to know you're stupid. And everyone in

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Speaker 1: your state now they all have to pay for how

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Speaker 1: stupid you are. See, that's the problem when you're a

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Speaker 1: stupid voter. It's not just your stupidity hurting yourself. Your

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Speaker 1: stupidity actually hurts everybody. You have weapons great stupidity, really,

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Speaker 1: it's nuclear level. And look, and I'm not gonna be

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Speaker 1: nice to you. Know how much I care for older

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Speaker 1: people too. I'm gonna look at you right now too,

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Speaker 1: because there are so many of them in Michigan, older Democrats, Oh,

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Speaker 1: blue collar Democrats. I'm a union guy, and you go

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Speaker 1: vote Democrat every time because that's where I've always done.

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Speaker 1: That's what Daddy did too. Guess what, you're stupid And

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Speaker 1: as your state gets destroyed. I want you to know

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Speaker 1: you did it, okay, so don't blame no, no, no, no,

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Speaker 1: this is what you're gonna do. You're gonna blame this

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Speaker 1: specific politician or no, I wouldn't have done it this way.

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Speaker 1: No no no, no, no, no, nope, nope nope. You voted

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Speaker 1: for it time and time and time again. Whenever you

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Speaker 1: see a kid masked, Whenever you see substance abuse numbers

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Speaker 1: going up, alcohol abuse numbers going up, spousal abuse numbers

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Speaker 1: going up, child abuse numbers going up. Whenever you see

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Speaker 1: the businesses shutting down, when you see the people start

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Speaker 1: leaving your state, the tax revenue going down, so your

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Speaker 1: taxes going up, whenever you see the crime going by.

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Speaker 1: All these things, I want you whenever you see them

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Speaker 1: and you get mad, I want you to go grab

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Speaker 1: a mirror. It's almost always want in the bathroom. Want

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Speaker 1: you to go to the bathroom and look in that

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Speaker 1: mirror and look at it, look at it closely, and

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Speaker 1: say it's your fault, because it is, because your idiocy

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Speaker 1: is it's killing everybody, and I'm thrilled about it. I

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Speaker 1: didn't want you to have to experience pain. I don't

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Speaker 1: want you to have to experience that. But I don't

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Speaker 1: know of another way to wake you up. So, like

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Speaker 1: I've talked, I've talked about this before when it comes

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Speaker 1: to crime in big cities. We were talking about it

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Speaker 1: when it comes to New York not long ago that

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Speaker 1: I've run out of mercy for the New York Democrat

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Speaker 1: who continues to vote Democrat. I don't have any mercy

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Speaker 1: left when you get mugged, I don't. Oh no, my

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Speaker 1: sister got assaulted on the way home. You tell me

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Speaker 1: how you vote before I tell you how much I care. Oh,

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Speaker 1: your sister got assaulted. Man, that's terrible. Oh multi ten fellon,

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Speaker 1: that's terrible. Hey, who who'd you vote for in the

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Speaker 1: last election. Oh? Oh, you voted for Eric Adams and Alvanbragg.

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Speaker 1: Oh cool, it's your fault. I don't care. That's how

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Speaker 1: it's going to go from now on. Until the people

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Speaker 1: experience the pain of their stupidity, nothing gets better. Speaking

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Speaker 1: of pain, Jesse, I enjoyed your story about the long

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Speaker 1: walk with the rucksack. Some finish and some don't. Reminded

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Speaker 1: me of nineteen seventy Ranger School. There was a one

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Speaker 1: On one of these runs, you could help your buddy,

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Speaker 1: and some you couldn't. If you help the buddy but

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Speaker 1: hard to overcome, but the truck didn't get you. I

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Speaker 1: actually have a little story about that. So we were

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Speaker 1: by the way. We're talking about helping your buddy. Let

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Speaker 1: me explain. When you go on these long we called

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Speaker 1: them humps in the Marine Corps, but forced marches or

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Speaker 1: whatever they are, You're always carrying a ton of weight.

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Speaker 1: You're not out for a hike. Just give me a

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Speaker 1: check your pack before sometimes they'll weigh it. Your pack

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Speaker 1: the guys in our patun have you machine guns. We

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Speaker 1: fall out or you're getting very very very deep trouble.

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Speaker 1: You don't fall in more than the trouble, the pride

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Speaker 1: that the looking like a I can't say that, looking

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Speaker 1: anything else. So you can't do it now. On most

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Speaker 1: a piece of his gear and hump extra life. Had

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Speaker 1: I need help. But I had to take extra mortar

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Speaker 1: get into my story. Lots of times you're allowed to

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Speaker 1: into the formation. Now, that can go wrong, and it

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Speaker 1: most definitely went wrong for me one time. And I

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Speaker 1: explain that story, allow me to explain this. Your home

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Speaker 1: title is not a piece of paper. That's how I

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Speaker 1: always thought of it. I didn't know any better. Your

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Speaker 1: home title is now electronic. Yes you that home you own.

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Speaker 1: Your home title is electronic. Because it's electronic. It's become

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Speaker 1: a huge cyber crime problem in this country. They hack

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Speaker 1: go to various lending institutions and they'll take out four

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Speaker 1: or five loans on your home. They'll take off of

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Speaker 1: the money you don't even know for a couple of months,

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Speaker 1: and you find out what late payment, what they would

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Speaker 1: vict you from your home. You go to hometitle lock

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Speaker 1: now and find out if you're already a victim. You

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Speaker 1: might be and you don't even know it. While you're there,

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Speaker 1: you might want to sign up for protection. We have

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Speaker 1: protection in our house now. After having us. It's never

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Speaker 1: gonna happen again. Home title lock dot com. Protect yourself

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Speaker 1: from that, all right? Hang on, you're listening to the

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Speaker 1: It is The Jesse Kelly Show on a Monday. I

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Speaker 1: think Chris is going blind everyone, So get this. No

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Speaker 1: shut up, Chris or you know what. I'll get to

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Speaker 1: real quick. I was just going over in case you're

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Speaker 1: if you're on a hump or a force march, you

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Speaker 1: would know it as oftentimes you're allowed to push somebody

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Speaker 1: poor of China. We have different groups of malcontents here,

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Speaker 1: feminists who watch the view every day and eat. We

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Speaker 1: have the quote civil rights in nonsense, the LGBTQ air force, nutters,

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Speaker 1: the climate change those are our malcontents. So those are

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Speaker 1: other people our communists appealed to. But isn't it interesting

429
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Speaker 1: that every single part of communism involves killing you or

430
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Speaker 1: destroying things that make you happy? Isn't that funny? No

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Speaker 1: matter what it is, no, no, no, no no, no, no

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Speaker 1: no no, you can stay you just you can't drive

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Speaker 1: a car, you can't eat meat, you can't cook on

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Speaker 1: your gas cooktop. You can't do this, you can't do that,

435
00:24:27,240 --> 00:24:28,919
Speaker 1: you can't do and now, let me think about it,

436
00:24:29,080 --> 00:24:31,600
Speaker 1: there's about six billion too many people on the planet.

437
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Speaker 1: You also can't live anymore. Isn't it interesting how every

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00:24:35,960 --> 00:24:39,040
Speaker 1: single part of it is about making you miserable? I

439
00:24:39,080 --> 00:24:43,919
Speaker 1: thought that was interesting. Speaking of which, Mars the candy

440
00:24:43,960 --> 00:24:47,520
Speaker 1: company to offer all female M and m's for a

441
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Speaker 1: limited time to honor successful women all over the world.

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Speaker 1: Apparently they're only going to include the green, brown and

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Speaker 1: purple candy coated chocolates. I really don't have anything to

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Speaker 1: add here, But since when did the green eminem become

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Speaker 1: a chick eminem? Green is a dude's color, and the

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Speaker 1: brown one, too, Brown is a man's color. They can't

447
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Speaker 1: take that from us, what, Chris, They've not always been chicks,

448
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Speaker 1: have they? That's a lie, Michael. They have what which

449
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Speaker 1: one's new? The purple one? Yeah, the purple one just

450
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Speaker 1: Scott here. Why don't you trout her out for the

451
00:25:29,960 --> 00:25:32,280
Speaker 1: all female thing? I don't think those other ones have

452
00:25:32,320 --> 00:25:35,160
Speaker 1: always been chicks, Chris, I think you're a dirty liar.

453
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Speaker 1: Journalist loses her job after reporting about abuse allegations in

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Speaker 1: West Virginia's foster care and psychiatric facilities. I am going

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Speaker 1: to simply mention this. This is uncomfortable because there are

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Speaker 1: so many foster families that are angels out there. I've

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Speaker 1: known them. They are taking, constantly taking in these kids.

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Speaker 1: Many of these kids have problems, it's not their fault,

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Speaker 1: and they're constantly taking them in. And then they fall

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Speaker 1: in love with these kids. You know they want to,

461
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Speaker 1: but the kids are coming and they're going, and it's

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00:26:06,680 --> 00:26:09,600
Speaker 1: an awful situation. You're splitting up brother and sister. It's

463
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Speaker 1: a really, really tough situation. However, there are many people

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Speaker 1: in the foster care industry who are in there for

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Speaker 1: very nefarious reasons. And I'm just going to tell you

466
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Speaker 1: a little story. It was actually a fiction, totally a

467
00:26:23,920 --> 00:26:26,879
Speaker 1: fiction book. I read fiction. I need to stress this

468
00:26:27,000 --> 00:26:32,720
Speaker 1: was a fiction book. In this book, the foster care

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Speaker 1: of a particular state, the foster care system was used

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Speaker 1: by the wealthy and powerful people within that state. It

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Speaker 1: was used as a child trafficking I'll leave it that way,

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Speaker 1: a child trafficking source. You see, when you have these

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Speaker 1: kids that I don't want to say, no one wants.

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Speaker 1: That's totally not fair of those freaking kids. When you

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Speaker 1: have these kids that don't have mom waiting for him

476
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Speaker 1: to come home, dad waiting for him to come home,

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00:27:04,080 --> 00:27:07,920
Speaker 1: terrible situations. These kids don't have anyone to look out

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Speaker 1: for them, and wealthy, powerful people who love to abuse

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Speaker 1: kids in various ways, they love finding a source for

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Speaker 1: kids like that. And so I do find it interesting

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Speaker 1: that a journalist reported on the rampant abuse of West

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Speaker 1: Virginia's foster care and psychiatric facilities and she was let

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Speaker 1: go from her job. Huh. That is interesting, isn't it.

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Speaker 1: And you're gonna have to forgive me. But I can't help.

485
00:27:40,359 --> 00:27:45,119
Speaker 1: But wonder how many children out there, Maybe some listen

486
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Speaker 1: to the sound of my voice, but right now are

487
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Speaker 1: in the West Virginia foster care system, and they're being

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Speaker 1: abused terribly by wealthy, powerful people who will have a

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Speaker 1: journalist fired nobody else finds out. And I want you

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00:28:02,520 --> 00:28:05,040
Speaker 1: to listen to me. If maybe you're one of those abusers,

491
00:28:05,720 --> 00:28:08,359
Speaker 1: Hell is gonna find you one day, all right, and

492
00:28:08,480 --> 00:28:12,720
Speaker 1: it's gonna be hot, all right, all right? The Irs

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00:28:13,160 --> 00:28:16,240
Speaker 1: and Jimmy fallon and then headlines I didn't get to

494
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Speaker 1: and man alive. We have a lot before we get

495
00:28:20,280 --> 00:28:26,840
Speaker 1: to that. Let's get to this. Let's get to your feet.

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Speaker 1: There are three things you know what they are? Three

497
00:28:30,040 --> 00:28:34,240
Speaker 1: things you never sure change yourself on. You're betting you

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00:28:34,320 --> 00:28:40,000
Speaker 1: spend a third of your life in bed. Your toilet paper.

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Speaker 1: I just added that one, Chris, I actually add the

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Speaker 1: toilet paper is not part of the list. Okay, stop

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Speaker 1: your tires. People always go cheap on the tires. Now

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Speaker 1: these were cheaper. No, no, no no, no. Your whole family's

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Speaker 1: life rests on those tires, your tires and anything that

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Speaker 1: goes on your feet. Anything that goes on your feet.

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Speaker 1: I know you have wear around the house. Shoes, maybe

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Speaker 1: their flip flop, maybe they're slippers. Man, My slippers have

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00:29:03,080 --> 00:29:06,840
Speaker 1: a four layer design inside and out. You can wear

508
00:29:06,880 --> 00:29:10,240
Speaker 1: them all day. Your knees don't hurt, your back doesn't hurt.

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Speaker 1: It's like you're walking on a little cushiony cloud. And

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Speaker 1: they're ninety dollars off. Go to my pillow dot com

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Speaker 1: promo code Jesse that gets you a pair of my slippers.

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Speaker 1: For a pair my pillow dot com promo code Jesse,

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Speaker 1: or call eight hundred eight four five zero five four four.

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Speaker 1: This is the Jesse Kelly Show. It is Jesse Kelly Show.

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00:29:42,480 --> 00:29:45,000
Speaker 1: Final segment of The Jesse Kelly Show. I'll be back

516
00:29:45,040 --> 00:29:47,200
Speaker 1: tomorrow and then the next day, and the next day,

517
00:29:47,240 --> 00:29:50,240
Speaker 1: and the next day and the next day. But I

518
00:29:50,240 --> 00:29:52,240
Speaker 1: think the next day Saturday. But you know what I'm saying.

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00:29:52,280 --> 00:29:54,720
Speaker 1: I'll be here all week on the Jesse Kelly Show.

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00:29:54,760 --> 00:29:58,720
Speaker 1: You can email me Jesse at Jesse Kelly show dot com.

521
00:29:58,800 --> 00:30:02,440
Speaker 1: A couple of things here. One I saw this and

522
00:30:02,560 --> 00:30:05,480
Speaker 1: this stuff confuses me. We're gonna get to headlines. I

523
00:30:05,480 --> 00:30:06,760
Speaker 1: didn't get to here in a couple of minutes. Just

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Speaker 1: bear with me a second, NBC executives, This is from

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Speaker 1: Radar Online regret paying Jimmy Fallon an eighty million dollar

526
00:30:16,160 --> 00:30:20,320
Speaker 1: contract extension. As Fox News is, Greg Guttfeld beats Tonight's

527
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Speaker 1: show soundly in the ratings. They paid him eighty million

528
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Speaker 1: dollars for five years. And here's why this confuses me.

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Speaker 1: It's it's not the money aspect of it. What confuses

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Speaker 1: me is this, you know what the show was worth.

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Speaker 1: I don't understand. I see this all the time. Here's

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Speaker 1: why I see this. I see this in sports a lot.

533
00:30:44,440 --> 00:30:46,960
Speaker 1: I see this in media a lot, where you have

534
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Speaker 1: these huge contracts that we all look at and go,

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Speaker 1: oh my gosh, eighty million dollars, that wouldn't be too bad.

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00:30:52,640 --> 00:30:55,920
Speaker 1: What and there are these eye popping numbers, and then

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00:30:55,960 --> 00:30:59,080
Speaker 1: you see a year later, two years later, management isn't

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00:30:59,080 --> 00:31:03,040
Speaker 1: happy with the deal, the owner isn't happy with the deal. Well,

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00:31:04,200 --> 00:31:09,480
Speaker 1: let me explain something to you very clearly, shows, whether

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00:31:09,520 --> 00:31:15,800
Speaker 1: they be radio shows, TV shows, shows are not charities.

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00:31:16,360 --> 00:31:19,000
Speaker 1: Even the Jesse Kelly Show. This is not a charity.

542
00:31:19,520 --> 00:31:22,520
Speaker 1: You can consume it for free, and I'm glad it

543
00:31:22,560 --> 00:31:24,560
Speaker 1: will always be that way, by the way, I'm glad

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00:31:24,600 --> 00:31:28,440
Speaker 1: you can. But shows you consume for free are not charities.

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00:31:28,720 --> 00:31:33,800
Speaker 1: They're supported by advertising, meeting advertisers will pay to be

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00:31:33,840 --> 00:31:35,560
Speaker 1: on the show. This is stuff you know, right, and

547
00:31:35,600 --> 00:31:39,320
Speaker 1: stuff you know you know about the time and thought

548
00:31:39,360 --> 00:31:41,400
Speaker 1: we put into ours. By the way, I should note, Chris,

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00:31:41,400 --> 00:31:43,640
Speaker 1: I did reject that other one from today. By the way,

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Speaker 1: thank you for your work. Chris does a lot of

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00:31:45,480 --> 00:31:48,160
Speaker 1: the digging now. When we have advertisers who want advertise,

552
00:31:48,280 --> 00:31:50,160
Speaker 1: we go. We have to do a deep dive, right,

553
00:31:50,160 --> 00:31:53,680
Speaker 1: because we don't trust anything anymore anyway. You know shows

554
00:31:53,720 --> 00:31:57,840
Speaker 1: that that you will consume for free or supported by advertising.

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00:31:58,320 --> 00:32:00,600
Speaker 1: So what does that mean in the end, At the end,

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00:32:00,640 --> 00:32:05,040
Speaker 1: it means this a show. You know what the show

557
00:32:05,240 --> 00:32:07,920
Speaker 1: is worth. It's not a mystery. It's not up in

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00:32:07,960 --> 00:32:11,960
Speaker 1: the air. It's not like it's not like M and

559
00:32:12,120 --> 00:32:14,200
Speaker 1: m's speaking of M and m's. It's not like Eminem's

560
00:32:14,360 --> 00:32:16,800
Speaker 1: throwing an M and M logo and a sponsorship on

561
00:32:16,840 --> 00:32:21,120
Speaker 1: a NASCAR car. You know that's worth something, but you

562
00:32:21,160 --> 00:32:24,000
Speaker 1: can't put a dollar figure on it. You don't know

563
00:32:24,280 --> 00:32:26,560
Speaker 1: they've tried forever to try to figure out how much

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Speaker 1: that's worth. You don't know, but it's worth something. You

565
00:32:29,680 --> 00:32:32,800
Speaker 1: know exactly what Jimmy Fallon Show is worth, but you

566
00:32:32,840 --> 00:32:35,240
Speaker 1: know exactly what Jesse the Jesse Kelly Show was worth.

567
00:32:35,280 --> 00:32:38,040
Speaker 1: It's not mysterious. You have the numbers. They come in

568
00:32:38,080 --> 00:32:40,200
Speaker 1: at the end of the year. Do we make any

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Speaker 1: money at all? Many shows do not, by the way,

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00:32:42,320 --> 00:32:44,320
Speaker 1: and if you make that a trend, then you go

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00:32:44,360 --> 00:32:46,360
Speaker 1: bye bye. But do we make any money at all?

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00:32:46,600 --> 00:32:49,120
Speaker 1: Okay we did, or we didn't. Okay, we made money? Okay,

573
00:32:49,120 --> 00:32:52,040
Speaker 1: how much money did we make? Okay, the company made

574
00:32:52,040 --> 00:32:54,120
Speaker 1: this much money? How much money can we afford to

575
00:32:54,120 --> 00:32:58,520
Speaker 1: give to the host? That's really what it is. It's

576
00:32:58,560 --> 00:33:01,200
Speaker 1: not more complicated than that. It's just like your business.

577
00:33:01,240 --> 00:33:03,400
Speaker 1: If you run a little sandwich shop or whatever that's

578
00:33:03,840 --> 00:33:05,640
Speaker 1: you see what kind of money you have coming in,

579
00:33:05,960 --> 00:33:08,120
Speaker 1: When you find out what you have left over after

580
00:33:08,160 --> 00:33:10,720
Speaker 1: all everything's been paid and whatnot, then you figure out

581
00:33:10,720 --> 00:33:13,040
Speaker 1: what you can pay yourself. It's it's it's not complicated.

582
00:33:13,520 --> 00:33:17,200
Speaker 1: So what I don't understand is you have these huge

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Speaker 1: organizations like NBC putting clowns like this on the air.

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00:33:22,040 --> 00:33:25,840
Speaker 1: That was Alpha Ben Delta Ben Omar context. But this

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00:33:26,000 --> 00:33:34,280
Speaker 1: latest Bryan might be the one five another random woman

586
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Speaker 1: nineteen as a rise. It's strain. Yeah, Chris, I feel

587
00:33:39,160 --> 00:33:40,840
Speaker 1: ashamed for him too. I hear you there that that

588
00:33:40,880 --> 00:33:45,560
Speaker 1: isn't okay. Well, that's embarrassing and it's not making money.

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00:33:45,600 --> 00:33:48,520
Speaker 1: It's not bringing in revenue people turned to channel. Therefore

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00:33:48,560 --> 00:33:51,360
Speaker 1: advertisers won't pay as much for the show. Therefore the

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00:33:51,400 --> 00:33:55,479
Speaker 1: show wasn't worth as much. But how is any of

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Speaker 1: that a surprise? I will never have any sympathy for it,

593
00:34:00,040 --> 00:34:02,320
Speaker 1: like I do the same thing with sports teams. Oh,

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00:34:02,400 --> 00:34:05,280
Speaker 1: we signed this thirty nine year old pitcher for a

595
00:34:05,360 --> 00:34:08,920
Speaker 1: ten year contract. We're three hundred million dollars. Then three

596
00:34:09,000 --> 00:34:13,800
Speaker 1: years later, whoa, He's not worth this at all? Really

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00:34:14,280 --> 00:34:17,000
Speaker 1: are you shocked by that? Couldn't happen to a better

598
00:34:17,040 --> 00:34:20,960
Speaker 1: company than NBC, BARF another one of these garbage companies.

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00:34:20,960 --> 00:34:24,359
Speaker 1: You should you should change the channel. Remember, put your

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Speaker 1: money where your morals are as much as you can.

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Speaker 1: I know there are limitations, Chris. Isn't the college football

602
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Speaker 1: National Championship tonight? I think you have no idea? Chris?

603
00:34:34,520 --> 00:34:37,160
Speaker 1: Could you please get more up on the sports. Where's Michael?

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00:34:37,320 --> 00:34:39,120
Speaker 1: Get Michael in here? I bet he'll know. Isn't the

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00:34:39,160 --> 00:34:42,279
Speaker 1: college football National Championships? It is? Thank you, Michael, Thank you.

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Speaker 1: Could you please inform Chris if these things from now on?

607
00:34:44,520 --> 00:34:47,480
Speaker 1: Please anyway? I know you're going to tune into a

608
00:34:47,560 --> 00:34:49,719
Speaker 1: channel you don't like to watch it if that's your thing.

609
00:34:49,719 --> 00:34:52,759
Speaker 1: I know wherever we can we put our money where

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00:34:52,760 --> 00:34:57,960
Speaker 1: our morals are all right? Now, where do you have

611
00:34:58,080 --> 00:35:01,200
Speaker 1: your cell phone service? I'll get to headlines in a second.

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00:35:01,239 --> 00:35:06,320
Speaker 1: But that money comes out probably automatically every month. Where's

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00:35:06,360 --> 00:35:10,480
Speaker 1: it going? Because you could switch to Pure Talk. Take

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00:35:10,520 --> 00:35:12,600
Speaker 1: you ten minutes on the phone right now. You keep

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Speaker 1: your phone, you keep your number. You could switch to

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Speaker 1: Pure Talk, save a fortune, and your money would go

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Speaker 1: to a company that actually loves the country. They're CEO

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00:35:21,600 --> 00:35:24,960
Speaker 1: fought for this country. They're so adamant about America. Their

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Speaker 1: customer service Americans based right here in America. They speak English.

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Speaker 1: It's really wonderful. Come on over, come on over to

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Speaker 1: the good side. Switch to Pure Talk from your cell

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Speaker 1: phone dial pound two five zero and say Jesse Kelly.

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Speaker 1: That'll save you an additional fifty percent off your first

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Speaker 1: month pound two five zero, say Jesse Kelly. And now

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00:35:48,719 --> 00:35:53,240
Speaker 1: here's a headline. You know the thing, headlines we didn't

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00:35:53,239 --> 00:36:01,000
Speaker 1: get to you. Corporate Kingdom DeSantis backed Land to take

627
00:36:01,080 --> 00:36:07,520
Speaker 1: control of Disney's land is announced. That's anti communism, that's aggression.

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Speaker 1: Can't wait to see all the people on the right. Well,

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Speaker 1: I'm not consummar with that. That's not who we are.

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Speaker 1: Kentucky joins growing movement to blacklist EESG banks. We've been

631
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Speaker 1: saying for a long time, Red states joining together to

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Speaker 1: go after this ESG stuff to create parallel economies. It

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Speaker 1: is the way the way we will overcome a lot

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Speaker 1: Weaponization of Government Select Committee. Just want to remind you

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Speaker 1: the twenty holdouts. He's going to cheer this committee on

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Speaker 1: when Jim Jordan goes along. You would have never had

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Speaker 1: Just remember that Joe Biden's border visit only lasted three

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Speaker 1: hours and it was two years too late. Well that's good.

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Speaker 1: We don't want them down there any longer to screw

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Speaker 1: everything else up. January sixth, Committee releases social Security numbers

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Speaker 1: of Trump officials and their allies. I'll never forget reading

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Speaker 1: the book Wise Guy. You know the movie Goodfellas, Wise Guys,

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Speaker 1: careless with my information. I found out about an informant

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Speaker 1: one time because the cop just left the papers on

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Speaker 1: name right there. The government is the worst. Hey, at

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Speaker 1: least they haven't been collecting our data for years. All right,

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Speaker 1: we're gonna have more fun tomorrow. I had fun tonight, Chris.

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Speaker 1: I don't know about you. Well, I don't really don't

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Speaker 1: care about you, but I had fun. I hope the

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Speaker 1: audience had fun as well. Remember you can email me

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Speaker 1: Jesse at Jesse Kelly show dot com, download the podcast

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Speaker 1: if you missed a single minute of the fun, and

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Speaker 1: we will do it again tomorrow. All right, that's all