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Speaker 1: This is a Jesse Kelly Show.

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Speaker 2: It is the Jesse Kelly Show. Final hour of the

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Speaker 2: Jesse Kelly Show on a Thursday. And here's what we

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Speaker 2: have this hour. We'll do a little bit of ilegal

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Speaker 2: immigration talk, some emails, emotional support, animals, will make fun

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Speaker 2: of the media, all that Dan Bongino's birthday and so

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Speaker 2: much more coming up this final hour of the world

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Speaker 2: famous Jesse Kelly's Show. So obviously you already heard about

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Speaker 2: trende arag while pulling people's fingernails out in an apartment

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Speaker 2: in Colorado in Aurora, Colorado, and I played for you

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Speaker 2: earlier the police chief venting his frustrations about we've been

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Speaker 2: going through this, where's the hell?

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Speaker 3: It was a male and a female. They were accosted

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Speaker 3: by approximately feteen to fifteen armed individuals. They were pistol

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Speaker 3: whip they were beat they were mistreated. One of the

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Speaker 3: male was actually stabbed. He had a stab wound. So

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Speaker 3: does that fall in the category of torture for me? Yeah,

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Speaker 3: it does.

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Speaker 2: There is a high assumption that they may not good.

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Speaker 2: They've arrested nineteen of them.

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Speaker 4: When it comes yes, Hi, Jesse.

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Speaker 5: It was arrested nineteen suspected trendy at Roagway gang members

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Speaker 5: and Aurora, Colorado. They say kidnapped and tortured two victims

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Speaker 5: for hours. This all happened at the edge at Lowie Complex,

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Speaker 5: which is the same apartment complex that was overrun by

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Speaker 5: the violent gang earlier this year.

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Speaker 2: Right, I just wanted to read you this little headline,

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Speaker 2: this little tidbit. This is from Front page mag Biden

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Speaker 2: administration rushes out a rule to make it easier for

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Speaker 2: foreign workers to take American jobs. I'll combine that with

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Speaker 2: the mayor of Denver saying.

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Speaker 6: This Trump's new borders. Our Tom Homan has said that

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Speaker 6: he is willing to arrest leaders like yourself for standing

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Speaker 6: in the way of these policies that they want to enact.

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Speaker 6: Would you be willing to go to jail for these things?

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Speaker 7: Yeah, I'm not afraid of that, and I'm also not

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Speaker 7: seeking that. I think the goal is we want to

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Speaker 7: be able to negotiate with reasonable people how to solve

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Speaker 7: hard problems.

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Speaker 6: You would encourage people to protest.

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Speaker 7: I think we're going to look at every option. But yeah,

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Speaker 7: I don't think that there are you know, I talked

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Speaker 7: to some high school kids this week who were terrified

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Speaker 7: about this. I don't think those kids are going to

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Speaker 7: out of a history class with the other twenty seven

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Speaker 7: stand behind.

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Speaker 3: You.

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Speaker 2: Remember that all this is happening on purpose. American citizens

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Speaker 2: are being tortured, stabbed, beaten, pistol whipped because Democrats brought

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Speaker 2: illegals into the country on purpose. Americans are losing their

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Speaker 2: jobs because the Biden administration is bringing in legal immigrants

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Speaker 2: as fast as they possibly can on purpose. As we've

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Speaker 2: explained a million times, this is all being done on purpose,

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Speaker 2: not an accident. Joe Biden's not a functional adult. He

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Speaker 2: has America hating communists running the country. They have opened

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Speaker 2: up the country and brought them all in as fast

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Speaker 2: as they possibly can. That's why the cries of Eric

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Speaker 2: Adams fell on deaf ear.

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Speaker 8: And this issue happened, and we asked for assistance over

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Speaker 8: and over again, and I refuse to remain silent while

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Speaker 8: I was watching this city harm. We no longer received

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Speaker 8: the support that we deserve. We no longer had an

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Speaker 8: opportunity to communicate with the President. It was a clear

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Speaker 8: statement from the White House that they didn't appear to

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Speaker 8: be happy that I was standing up for the city.

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Speaker 8: Another mayor should do that. Look at what happened in

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Speaker 8: these other city Chicago, Denver, Los Angeles, Houston. Cities should

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Speaker 8: not be taken away the resources from their residents to

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Speaker 2: And that is exactly why we need Tom Holman to

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Speaker 4: To day one. Day one, the ice offices across the

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Speaker 4: country will be out on the streets the right out

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Speaker 4: of the gate. President's made it clear, and I made

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Speaker 4: it clear. The priority right out of the gate's public

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Speaker 4: safety threats, and that's security threats. And there's plenty of

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Speaker 4: define right. I looked at the data. Under the Bidy administration,

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Speaker 4: the deportation of criminal aliens have decreased seventy four percent.

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Speaker 4: So we have all those folks that the Biden administration

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Speaker 4: the public safety threats are plenty and it's going to

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Speaker 2: He was asked how many people.

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Speaker 4: I don't have a number. We want to rest as

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Speaker 4: based on prioritization. We want to rest every criminal, every

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Speaker 4: We want to rest every fugitive, those who had due

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Speaker 4: process at great tax payer expense and have an order

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Speaker 4: deportation but didn't even became a fugitive. We had over

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Speaker 4: one point five million of those. And look, we got

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Speaker 4: mins of people who illegally. I've said, you're here illegally,

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Speaker 4: you're not off the table.

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Speaker 1: I like it.

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Speaker 2: That's exactly how we need to be talking. Dear Lamborghini Jesse. Okay,

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Speaker 2: so so let me explain. I don't have a Lamborghini.

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Speaker 2: I've never sat in a Lamborghini. I have touched one before,

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Speaker 2: but that's about as clothes as I've ever gotten to one.

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Speaker 2: But there was a picture floating around on the internet

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Speaker 2: some extremely tall guy driving a Lamborghini convertible and he

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Speaker 2: was so tall that his head stuck out completely clear

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Speaker 2: above the windshield, and it was a picture from behind,

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Speaker 2: and someone said it was me. It was not me.

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Speaker 2: That's not my car. I don't have a Lamborghini, nor

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Speaker 2: would I ever spend two three hundred thousand dollars on

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Speaker 2: a car under any circumstances. That's insane to me. I'm

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Speaker 2: the guy freaking out about one hundred and forty seven

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Speaker 2: spending two hundred thousand dollars for a Lamborghini anyway, the

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Speaker 2: guy says, Dear Lamborghini Jesse, now that we finally caught

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Speaker 2: you parading around town in your midlife crisis car, we

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Speaker 2: must know how it is that you can afford a

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Speaker 2: Lambeau but not a decent bottle of wine for our

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Speaker 2: brother Dan Bongino for his fiftieth birthday party. We also

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Speaker 2: need to know what type of wine it was, and

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Speaker 2: please don't tell us it was boxed, all right? So

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Speaker 2: I went to Dan last week. I went to Dan

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Speaker 2: Bongino's fiftieth birthday party. He's my buddy. I love Dan,

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Speaker 2: and he had a fiftieth birthday party. I the wife

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Speaker 2: was mortified. She decided she wanted to stop on the

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Speaker 2: way over and bring a bottle of wine. Pretty customary.

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Speaker 2: You don't want to show up empty handed at someone's

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Speaker 2: asked the guy, what's your best bottle of wine? Now

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Speaker 2: we're not in some fancy we're not in some fancy

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Speaker 2: total wine store or something like that. It's rof in there.

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Speaker 2: She said, what's your best bottle of wine? And you

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Speaker 2: should have seen the look on the guy's face behind

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Speaker 2: something like that. So that's good? What Chris that's good?

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Speaker 2: Is that not good wine? I don't know. I don't

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Speaker 4: Okay?

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Speaker 2: Chris said, you don't need to spend a lot of money.

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Speaker 2: Then again, that's what Chris says really about everything. So

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Speaker 2: we'll take that with a grain of salt. He got

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Speaker 2: sixty seven eighty dollars bottle of wine. And then I

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Speaker 2: asked the guy, what is the worst wine you have?

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Speaker 2: And it has to come in a box. And I

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Speaker 2: forget what it was, Phronsia. I think it might have

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Speaker 2: been Phronsie or Barefoot whatever it was it was. I

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Speaker 2: think it was a half gallon of it, and I

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Speaker 2: think it was six dollars in ninety nine cents or

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Speaker 2: something like that. It's gotta be just pure wretched garbage.

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Speaker 2: And I brought that for Dan. And when I walked

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Speaker 2: could tell he didn't even understand at first. He looks

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Speaker 2: and I'm like, this is some wine for you, And

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Speaker 2: I said it with a total straight face. Too. Ah, Sorry, Dan, Hey, Jesse,

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Speaker 2: my father died during the pandemic. I wasn't able to

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Speaker 2: He was a Naval Commander Master chief, Naval command Master Chief.

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Speaker 2: We lived in Hawaii for three years from seventy eight

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Speaker 2: with him occasionally. This is from that Pearl Harbor episode

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Speaker 2: That inlet is so small. It really was ingenius on

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Speaker 2: They left ordnance in many outer walls, maybe as a

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Speaker 2: though we were only elementary school, junior high aged. Great show.

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Speaker 2: He says, I can say his name, his name is Michael,

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Speaker 2: But he said, you can say my name, but you

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Speaker 2: do me a bigger honor by saying my father's Edward Spriggs.

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Speaker 2: That's his father's name. And then he goes on to say,

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Speaker 2: because my commie hag, because the commie hag he married

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Speaker 2: it sounds like you wish her all the best, But yes,

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Speaker 2: honor in respect to mister Edward Spriggs. So there there's

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Speaker 2: some fairly rough economic news out there if you look

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Speaker 2: close enough, but there's always indicators that don't look great.

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Speaker 2: But one of the stories, one of these stories over

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Speaker 2: gotten it the worst in everything. And that's not new.

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Speaker 2: That's really the history of the world. The poorer you are,

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Speaker 2: the harder things hit you in certain ways, certainly economic matters,

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Speaker 2: and there's there's a story about store closures we're going

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Speaker 2: to talk about really quickly that we'll do some more

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Speaker 2: of the emails and stuff. Before we do that stuff,

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Speaker 2: let's talk about getting your tea levels up. Let's talk

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Speaker 2: about getting you ready for twenty twenty five three months.

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Speaker 2: You know, in ninety days, ninety days you can have

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Speaker 2: a twenty percent increase in your testosterone levels with natural

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Speaker 2: male vitality stacks or female vitality stacks from chalk. What

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Speaker 2: if for just a month or two, what if you

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Speaker 2: started every single day pouring some chocolt powder in a

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Speaker 2: be better? And they have huge discounts on subscriptions, why

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Speaker 2: They're giving out a free fifty dollars bonus product on

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Speaker 2: We'll be back.

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Speaker 2: It is The Jesse Kelly Show on a Thursday, reminding

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Speaker 2: the whole thing. iHeart Spotify iTunes. So there's an article

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Speaker 2: It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a Thursday, reminding

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Speaker 2: an idiot or just rude or something like that, I'll

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Speaker 2: zero are you out. But you can go up. I'll

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Speaker 2: give you better than that if you can what Chris,

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Speaker 2: what Chris said, What if you'd believe the do not

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Speaker 2: disturbed placard on? I'll get to that in a moment.

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Speaker 2: So I believe in tipping well. I like to tip well.

435
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Speaker 2: When I found out that tipping cleaning people in the

436
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Speaker 2: hotel room was the norm, I was mortified and I'm

437
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Speaker 2: still mortified at how many times I have not done this.

438
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Speaker 2: And to this day, I will forget to just leave

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Speaker 2: something for the cleaning lady because I'm not used to

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Speaker 2: leaving something for the cleaning lady. How much do I

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Speaker 2: do it? I leave five bucks. If I have a

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Speaker 2: five dollar bill, I leave five dollars. That's what I do.

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Speaker 2: To answer your question, Chris, what if you leave the

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Speaker 2: do not disturb sign on? The whole time? I thought

445
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Speaker 2: that definitely sounds like something you would do to avoid

446
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Speaker 2: having to tip or anything like that. I think I

447
00:25:33,760 --> 00:25:39,840
Speaker 2: think that absolves you of your daily tipping. But remember

448
00:25:40,600 --> 00:25:43,080
Speaker 2: she's still going to have to come in there at

449
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Speaker 2: the end, and she's still going to have to clean

450
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Speaker 2: up after your three or four days and whatever God

451
00:25:48,760 --> 00:25:53,240
Speaker 2: forbidden flea flea filled hotel, you have put your poor

452
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Speaker 2: wife and child up in in order to save twenty

453
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Speaker 2: five cents. That room is still going to have to

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Speaker 2: be cleaned. Even though you you got one of the

455
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Speaker 2: hourly rooms, Chris, It's still going to have to be cleaned.

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Speaker 2: So at some point you're still going to have to

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Speaker 2: leave her a fiver. Buddy, I've got bad news. Speaking

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Speaker 2: of cleaning ladies, the one we have here in this

459
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Speaker 2: building has me in stitches, and I'm not sure what

460
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Speaker 2: to do about it because I don't you know, I

461
00:26:18,080 --> 00:26:21,880
Speaker 2: don't like scammers. Now, I don't like lazy people. At

462
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Speaker 2: the same time, I realize it's a real yin and

463
00:26:24,040 --> 00:26:30,040
Speaker 2: yang of my personality. I respect the hustle. So we

464
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Speaker 2: have this cleaning lady in our building. Chris and Corey

465
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Speaker 2: are both going to know exactly who I'm talking about

466
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Speaker 2: when I bring her up. I have got this is

467
00:26:38,000 --> 00:26:41,320
Speaker 2: not a one off. This has happened to me several times.

468
00:26:42,640 --> 00:26:48,400
Speaker 2: I catch her when she thinks nobody is looking and

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Speaker 2: she's not doing anything. She's just leaning against the wall,

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Speaker 2: and then she will catch my eye. She always has

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Speaker 2: a rag in her hand. She will catch my eye

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Speaker 2: or feel like she's been caught, and she'll turn and

473
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Speaker 2: just start rubbing whatever it is she's standing next to.

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Speaker 2: It happened to me today. I walked out of the

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Speaker 2: men's room and she happened to be Our men's room

476
00:27:13,359 --> 00:27:15,480
Speaker 2: is in some little hall. It's kind of out of

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Speaker 2: the way. I walk out and she was obviously just

478
00:27:18,960 --> 00:27:21,320
Speaker 2: sitting in the corner of the building on her phone.

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Speaker 2: But I walk out and she wasn't close to anything.

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00:27:24,200 --> 00:27:26,800
Speaker 2: There were no windows, there was no nothing. She has

481
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Speaker 2: this rag in her hand. She turns immediately and starts

482
00:27:29,560 --> 00:27:34,719
Speaker 2: rubbing the wall. She's just rubbing the wall, and I

483
00:27:34,760 --> 00:27:37,679
Speaker 2: can't decide if I love her or if I'm deeply

484
00:27:37,760 --> 00:27:42,440
Speaker 2: resemful of her laziness. But she has a fantastic hustle going. Oh.

485
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Speaker 2: Speaking of hustle, passenger slammed for bringing gigantic emotional support

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Speaker 2: dog onto the flight. Now, I'm a big believer in

487
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Speaker 2: service dogs and service animals, especially one that are trained

488
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Speaker 2: to seizures. A lot of vets get a lot of

489
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Speaker 2: help from these animals with PTSD and things like that,

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Speaker 2: so I get that, but sometimes it's very clear that

491
00:28:13,520 --> 00:28:17,560
Speaker 2: this is a scam people were taking advantage of. I

492
00:28:17,600 --> 00:28:23,840
Speaker 2: saw an emotional support rotweiler on a plane last month,

493
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Speaker 2: and that person who had it bought one seat. It

494
00:28:28,600 --> 00:28:31,280
Speaker 2: was in. It was back in economy. There were three

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Speaker 2: seats in the row, and the person of course got

496
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Speaker 2: the bulkhead seat and the person got the aisle seat,

497
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Speaker 2: and the rotweiler laid on the feet of the two

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Speaker 2: other passengers for the entirety of the flight. Yeah, that's

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Speaker 2: gonna be a noe for me. All right, We'll do

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Speaker 2: a few more emails and headlines I didn't get to,

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Speaker 2: and then we're checking out of here until ask doctor

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Speaker 2: Jesse Friday. Before we do that, let's make sure we're

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Speaker 2: supporting the ifcat Jay International Fellowship of Christians in Jews

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Speaker 2: because the people of Israel need our help. They need

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Speaker 2: our support. They need food. You know, people over there

506
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Speaker 2: are struggling with food. They need firefighting equipment kind of Ah,

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Speaker 2: don't you think not something you think about, why would

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Speaker 2: why would they need that? Where there are places, especially

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Speaker 2: in northern Israel, they don't have it. They don't have it,

510
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Speaker 2: and they need it. Who provides these things? The IFCJ

511
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Speaker 2: is the one who provides these things, not over here

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Speaker 2: sending emails on the ground, being the hands and feet

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Speaker 2: providing for the vulnerable help them do what they do.

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Speaker 2: Go to support IFCJ dot org or call eight eight

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Speaker 2: eight for eight eight IFCJ. We'll be back.

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Speaker 1: Feeling a little stocky, Follow like and subscribe on social

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Speaker 1: at Jesse Kelly's show.

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Speaker 2: It is the Jesse Kelly Show. Final segment of The

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Speaker 2: Jesse Kelly Show on a Thursday, and then we're checking

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Speaker 2: out of here just until tomorrow. Did you hear, Kathy Hogel?

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Speaker 2: Remember they lie about everything at all times, not accidentally.

522
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Speaker 2: They're not misleading, they're lying. They have to because if

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Speaker 2: you told the truth about what you're doing, they would

524
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Speaker 2: never get power again. Kathy Hochel, you know these democrats

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Speaker 2: love to talk about, well, crime's down, crime's down as

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Speaker 2: they turn all the scumbags loose from jail. Ye, no,

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Speaker 2: it's not.

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Speaker 9: I know.

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Speaker 10: You like to say that that overall crime is down

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Speaker 10: twelve percent since the pandemic, But murders are up two

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Speaker 10: hundred percent, felony assault is up fifty five percent, and

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Speaker 10: burglary is up one hundred and forty percent. So are

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Speaker 10: you saying that this is progress?

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Speaker 5: Are you talking about statewide city.

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Speaker 10: Or crime in the transit system. I'm sorry, Govny. Crime

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Speaker 10: in the Okay, run answer that.

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Speaker 2: That should turn to the Kaida you want to answer that. Look,

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Speaker 2: here's the headline. Smith College will offer a White Supremacy

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00:31:08,040 --> 00:31:10,800
Speaker 2: in the Age of Trump course in twenty twenty five.

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Speaker 2: White supremacy is not a thing that exists in any

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00:31:14,920 --> 00:31:18,280
Speaker 2: organized fashion in this country anymore. If you are ever

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Speaker 2: credibly labeled a white supremacist, your entire life is over.

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Speaker 2: You will never work again, your children won't be able

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Speaker 2: to go to school. You will end up having to

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Speaker 2: move to a separate state, maybe even a separate country,

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Speaker 2: and change your name. But why do so many of

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Speaker 2: these crazy communists believe they are somehow fighting against a

548
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Speaker 2: KKK in white supremacy? Because that world of make believe

549
00:31:41,880 --> 00:31:45,240
Speaker 2: has been built for them by people who lie about

550
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Speaker 2: everything and who need them to reside in that world.

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Speaker 2: Do some voicemail.

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Speaker 9: I hear you talk a lot about so, and yes

553
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Speaker 9: you've got a lot of good tastes.

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Speaker 2: I don't talk that much about food.

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Speaker 9: I hear you talk a lot about sod, and yes

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Speaker 9: you've got a lot of good taste in it, because

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Speaker 9: you like the same things that I do. But what

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Speaker 9: really bothers me is that you've never want in my

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Speaker 9: three years of listening to your show brought up grilled

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Speaker 9: cheese and tomato soup. And he used to live in Montana.

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Speaker 9: This is simple unacceptable.

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Speaker 2: All right, I'm gonna tell you why. First, don't come

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Speaker 2: at me about grilled cheese. My mom makes the best

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Speaker 2: grilled cheese ever because she essentially deep fries the grilled cheese.

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Speaker 2: It's not even just butter. You know, normal people would

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Speaker 2: make grilled cheese with butter. Butter, maybe you'd spread it

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Speaker 2: on the bread, or maybe you'd drop a little butter

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Speaker 2: in the pan. Oh not the kellies, you see. My

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Speaker 2: mom will flat out just take oil and just dump

570
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Speaker 2: oil in there and get that nice and pipe and

571
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Speaker 2: hot shrill, have the grilled cheese in there. You know what.

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00:33:04,480 --> 00:33:07,480
Speaker 2: Ob makes an amazing grilled cheese too, But I know

573
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Speaker 2: all about grilled cheese. I lived on grilled cheese when

574
00:33:10,520 --> 00:33:13,040
Speaker 2: I was in the Marine Corps because the chow hal

575
00:33:13,080 --> 00:33:17,680
Speaker 2: is kind of terrible and it's not always available for you.

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Speaker 2: You want some ability to eat something, but you don't

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Speaker 2: have any money. I got one of those George Foreman grills.

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Speaker 2: I don't even know if they still make those. Have

579
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Speaker 2: you seen the George Foreman grills that the George Foreman grill.

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00:33:29,280 --> 00:33:31,840
Speaker 2: It's just a grill sits on your countertop. It's got

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Speaker 2: a top and a bottom to it, and you just

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Speaker 2: put something in there and you drop it down and

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Speaker 2: sizzle it. But I went and got some Kraft cheese,

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Speaker 2: American cheese singles, butter loaf of bread, and a George

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Speaker 2: Foreman grill, and he used to sell them to my

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Speaker 2: fellow Marines for a buck. You could come buy for

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Speaker 2: a buck and I'll make you a grilled cheese. Always

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Speaker 2: be hustling. I don't have to tell you, Chris, always

589
00:33:53,920 --> 00:33:56,280
Speaker 2: be hustling, Always figure out a way to make a buck.

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Speaker 2: So I used to I know all about grilled cheese.

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Speaker 2: The reason you haven't heard me say anything about grilled

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Speaker 2: cheese and tomato soup is it sucks because tomato soup sucks.

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00:34:13,200 --> 00:34:16,759
Speaker 2: It's inferior. If you want to step your game up,

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Speaker 2: you're gonna set aside the ridiculous dipping your grilled cheese

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Speaker 2: and tomato soup, and you'll come around to dipping your

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00:34:25,360 --> 00:34:31,400
Speaker 2: grilled cheese in hot sauce. You don't need tomato soup.

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00:34:31,640 --> 00:34:39,440
Speaker 2: You need some Texas Pete chilula maybe Cajun chef Crystal.

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Speaker 2: There's a million different hot sauces you can choose from.

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Speaker 2: A grilled cheese sandwich reaches its pinnacle when it's dipped

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Speaker 2: in hot sauce tomato soup. I mean it's okay, I've

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Speaker 2: done it. I had one of the greatest grilled cheeses

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Speaker 2: ever dipped in that. It was at the Texas State

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Speaker 2: Fair and they serve a deep fried grilled cheese sandwich

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Speaker 2: which has to be tried before death, and they have

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Speaker 2: a little little cup of tomato soup there. So I've

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Speaker 2: done it. I'll eat it. But hot sauce is where

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Speaker 2: it's really at. And if you were taking your male

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Speaker 2: vitality stack from chalk, then your brain would already be

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Speaker 2: working well enough to know that's where it at. Male

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Speaker 2: vitality stacks and female vitality stacks. For all anti communists,

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Speaker 2: that is our goal for twenty twenty five. We all

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Speaker 2: need to be on a stack. If we all got

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Speaker 2: on a male vitality stack or female vitality stack, then

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Speaker 2: one year from now we would be sharper, we would

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Speaker 2: be more focused, we would have more energy, we would

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Speaker 2: be ready to do everything, including save the country. So

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Speaker 2: go get yourself a subscription while they have everything on sale.

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Speaker 1: By you know the thing headlines we didn't get to.

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Speaker 2: MSNBC's Stephanie Rule says reaching Harris was like using the

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Speaker 2: pony express. I really don't like these mainstream media people

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Speaker 2: whining about not being able to access Kamala Harris. You

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Speaker 2: allowed that when you allowed Joe Biden to run for

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Speaker 2: president without ever doing an interview. They told you what

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Speaker 2: they wanted from you, and you gave it to them.

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Speaker 2: Now I'm glad you get stiffed Biden. Harris administration green

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Speaker 2: lights electric vehicle mandate for a dozen states. Trump is

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Speaker 2: just gonna spend his entire first week in office eliminating

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Speaker 2: these ridiculous executive orders. Alec Baldwin claims some in Hollywood

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Speaker 2: canceled him after the Rust shooting, like being dead roaming

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Speaker 2: the earth. Yeah, it's wild how much your friends will

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Speaker 2: shun you once you murder somebody. Russia vows response to

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Speaker 2: Ukraine strike with Western missiles. Let's just hope we can

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Speaker 2: get this thing wrapped up. Gosh, we can't get Trump

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Speaker 2: there fast enough. Wall Street stocks rebound despite government shut

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Speaker 2: down threat. Wall Street wants everything to continue as it

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Speaker 2: is because Wall Street is married to Washington DC. Don't

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Speaker 2: ever judge the goodness or badness of legislation based on

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Speaker 2: whether or not Wall Street likes it. You know what

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Speaker 2: Wall Street likes, vast quantities of your money, which is

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Speaker 2: what they hoover up through the tunnel that is Washington DC.

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Speaker 2: Ohio School District to pay four hundred and fifty thousand

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Speaker 2: dollars to a teacher fired for not using the trans

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Speaker 2: students pronouns a reminder that we need to be more litigious.

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Speaker 2: Report Walmart is giving employees body cameras to increase safety.

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Speaker 2: Can you even imagine the highlight videos we are going

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Speaker 2: to get from Walmart body cameras. I will see you

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Speaker 2: tomorrow for ask doctor Jesse Friday. That's all