Speaker 1: The Welsh accent. I feel like, is the is similar
Speaker 1: to the South African accent in that like it's kind
Speaker 1: of an in between her. I feel like they're like
Speaker 1: making it up as they go. I'm like, wait a second.
Speaker 2: So here's here's a hot tip. Yeah, do not make
Speaker 2: any jokes about a Welsh accent or the Welsh language.
Speaker 2: It will fall at your feet like a lead balloon.
Speaker 1: Oh.
Speaker 2: They are very, very very proud of their of.
Speaker 1: Their You mean you're saying you're setting down some guide
Speaker 1: rules at the beginning of this podcast.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm I'm actually the appointed bodyguard of the Welsh language.
Speaker 3: In case that was going to come up today, let
Speaker 3: me just stop you right there.
Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to season three forty seven,
Speaker 1: episode three Day's Like Ice Day production of iHeartRadio. This
Speaker 1: is a podcast where we take a deep dive into
Speaker 1: America's shared consciousness. It is Wednesday, July seventeenth, twenty twenty four.
Speaker 4: Who, of course, good one this baby. It's National Peach
Speaker 4: ice Cream Day. I don't think I've had peach ice cream.
Speaker 1: And my grandfather was one of his favorites. Oh peach
Speaker 1: ice cream.
Speaker 5: Oh shout out duty about the shitty sugar free kind too,
Speaker 5: Like he just had such a good experience with peach
Speaker 5: ice cream some somewhere along his road that that's all.
Speaker 1: He was just coasting off the memory.
Speaker 6: Because your grandfather, my name's sake, Jack Rand namesake, Okay,
Speaker 6: doctor Jack. Shout out to peach ice cream with asparta
Speaker 6: may for you. For him, It's World Emoji Day. It's
Speaker 6: National tattoo Day. Shout everybody who got ink, Shout out
Speaker 6: of other people who put the ink on, you know
Speaker 6: what I mean. And also shout out to Jamie Loft
Speaker 6: because it is your day. Because it's National hot Dog Day.
Speaker 1: I can't believe that's not July fourth. Yeah, that is weird.
Speaker 1: Not that I can believe that today is not July fourth.
Speaker 1: I just can't believe the National hot Dog Day is
Speaker 1: not July fourth. Yeah, you know that is. I think
Speaker 1: it's probably just they. I don't know. Maybe there's just
Speaker 1: a sanctity to July fourth for some people. Although it is,
Speaker 1: I just do it overshadowed a little bit. This is
Speaker 1: actually kind of amazing. It's not.
Speaker 6: Okay, the only the foods that are national July fourth
Speaker 6: National barbecued spare ribs Day, that makes sense, But then
Speaker 6: we're going outside National Caesar Salad Day obviously a Mexican
Speaker 6: recipe originally in Tijuana, so that's also July fourth, shout
Speaker 6: out to that one.
Speaker 1: Then it's also Alice in Wonderland Day July fourth. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: like fuck your fuck your holiday. When they when they
Speaker 1: named that like it was the eighteen hundreds, they are
Speaker 1: like the Independence Day thing in America. That country is
Speaker 1: not going anywhere that there, it's not gonna take. Yeah, exactly,
Speaker 1: we can make it Nash Wonderland anyways. AnyWho, my name
Speaker 1: is Jack O'Brien aka on the mic for the Daily's.
Speaker 7: Night Say Miles Gray, jack Oh, Miles Gray, Jacko, Miles
Speaker 7: Gray and me Jacko podcasts and Baja Blast.
Speaker 1: That is courtesy of housey on Salad. That was supposed
Speaker 1: to be walking like an Egyptian. I'm still getting my
Speaker 1: pipes back, that's all right, but shout out to you
Speaker 1: housey on Salad.
Speaker 8: Uh.
Speaker 1: I'm thrilled to be joined as always buy my co host,
Speaker 1: mister Miles Gray. It's Miles Gray aka many Friends, wish death,
Speaker 1: tiny blood in my ear, dug and.
Speaker 7: Not just Pete.
Speaker 6: I'm trying to see the state and if it is
Speaker 6: deep a great per tide to take my life away.
Speaker 1: He put a hole in my libe.
Speaker 6: Now at tackling me, the mess up, the hairy grab
Speaker 6: my shoes please, Jadie's my pick offing you billy the
Speaker 6: judge my case.
Speaker 1: It wave many faith, many mint.
Speaker 6: I'm having to do that. You have to do a
Speaker 6: tight mate anyway. Yeah, he has a very does not
Speaker 6: move his mouth. It's fifty cent famously anyway, shot of Christy.
Speaker 6: I'm a Gucci man on the discord for that one.
Speaker 1: Rendition.
Speaker 6: Although a lot of people, yeah, were like, we can't
Speaker 6: let Trump have that. We can't let Trump have that.
Speaker 6: That's that's a borderline.
Speaker 1: Negro spiritual. Do not do not take that. Do not
Speaker 1: take that, Donald Trump. You cannot have that. Well beautifully written,
Speaker 1: beautifully delivered, and we can just retire it at that point,
Speaker 1: we don't, we don't need anymore.
Speaker 6: Don't stop the show because I did a Trump assassination
Speaker 6: related aka, we're not gonna have a.
Speaker 1: I have to retire from the Daily. We have suspended
Speaker 1: all future creative collaborations because of that was the line.
Speaker 1: That was the line, and you just crossed it. Buster
Speaker 1: way to go pal Miles. We are thrilled, we are
Speaker 1: blessed legitimately to be joined in our third and fourth
Speaker 1: seats by the host of the Very Far a Horror
Speaker 1: Movie podcast, Kim and Katt Stay Alive. Maybe it's Kim
Speaker 1: Burns and reporter Martin. We're we're so, we're so gad
Speaker 1: to have you. Also so sweaty. I think you guys
Speaker 1: talk about your sweaty podcast recorders as well, right we are.
Speaker 3: Yeah, this summer, it's bikini season recording for sure.
Speaker 2: Ye yeah, And if you join our Patreon you can
Speaker 2: see me just sweat just pouring off the entire space.
Speaker 1: Yeah down, Yeah, I just have a constantly expanding sweat
Speaker 1: patch on the back of my T shirt at all. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you can time the podcast by it.
Speaker 6: Yeah, you're like it's reached the pit like.
Speaker 1: A Civil War general's facial hairs.
Speaker 2: We get the super sexy under boob sweat, which is just.
Speaker 3: Yes, yes, yes, yeah to the back yeah, full circle.
Speaker 1: Because anyone, I mean, this feels like a universal problem
Speaker 1: for breast having people is the under boots? What are there?
Speaker 6: Has anyone even just just tried to make an invention,
Speaker 6: like is it? Is there any they don't work.
Speaker 3: On women's issues.
Speaker 2: We're not. It's not.
Speaker 3: It's not unless it's like a boner pill.
Speaker 1: We also we have the Jewel Cooler, which I guess
Speaker 1: would work for everybody I've been. I've been on Twitter
Speaker 1: too much. I've been an assassination has really fucked me up,
Speaker 1: and somehow it does not. It is a tube that
Speaker 1: connects from your car air conditioned vents and like creates
Speaker 1: a little hose that goes up your shorts.
Speaker 3: That went in so many different directions that I wasn't expecting.
Speaker 1: Every word, Yeah, just blast your uh undercarriage like.
Speaker 6: Us b underwear were like the crotch area like has
Speaker 6: like a refrigerator.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 6: Can you do something that I don't know if you
Speaker 6: can do a system that small, I don't know. Look,
Speaker 6: I don't anything about engineer.
Speaker 2: Well, no, you can. You have those vibrating panties that
Speaker 2: have to have some sort of electrical situation happening. I'm
Speaker 2: sure that you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I guess a fan. Yeah, it would be a
Speaker 1: micro fan. Yeah. Well yeah, and so what you bought
Speaker 1: a couple the Jewel cooler, Yeah, one pant leg. I
Speaker 1: need thing from both from both angles. Now I need
Speaker 1: to jewel cooler. Duel cooler.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so I guess that would work as well. We
Speaker 3: just put it down cleavage.
Speaker 1: I thought it was disgusting.
Speaker 6: Yeah, it looks like someone's oh.
Speaker 1: My god, hold on, let me share about the second
Speaker 1: and third use of that.
Speaker 6: What no photo of like the guy using it makes
Speaker 6: me not one of my.
Speaker 3: God, it looks like a breathalyzer.
Speaker 1: It looks that sucks your dick.
Speaker 6: It looks yeah, or like one of those like what
Speaker 6: you know, It's like it's using that same plastic for
Speaker 6: like those telescopic toy kids from.
Speaker 1: Back in the day.
Speaker 6: It was like, yeah, yeah, it sounds and you're like,
Speaker 6: whipp it apart. But then guys like dude, I hooked
Speaker 6: it up to my air vent to just blow on
Speaker 6: my nut.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 2: Also, I guess you can only have chill balls in
Speaker 2: the car, like if you're anywhere else. Fuck your balls
Speaker 2: is what this product is.
Speaker 1: Hybuck your balls. That is our That is our policy
Speaker 1: on this podcast. You can get that on National Tattoo.
Speaker 1: Fyb your balls. Great, Well, we're thrilled to have you here.
Speaker 1: We are going to get to know you a little
Speaker 1: bit better in a moment. First, we're going to tell
Speaker 1: the listeners a couple of things we're talking about on
Speaker 1: today episode JD Vance, which it was reported the J
Speaker 1: and D stands for Chance Dance, so it's Jance Dance.
Speaker 1: Van is the VP pick uninspired? I don't know. It
Speaker 1: didn't inspire me, but apparently it's gonna inspire a whole
Speaker 1: lot of money. Well, Tea coming in to the campaign,
Speaker 1: so we'll talk about that. We will talk about the
Speaker 1: RNC had its first day where I think, while you
Speaker 1: listen to this, where it's like in a third day,
Speaker 1: but they're going in an interesting direction with regards to
Speaker 1: sensitivity towards the assassination attempt on their dear leader. One
Speaker 1: of the things that you can do at the RNC
Speaker 1: is win a free AR fifteen. So the very device
Speaker 1: used to attempt to assassinate Donald Trump, you can win.
Speaker 1: You can win a free one. Cool. Cool. So we
Speaker 1: use it for like other stuff.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a political violence.
Speaker 1: It's for faral hogs.
Speaker 3: It's a regular violence. Yeah yeah, and school violence.
Speaker 1: Yes, not political. Just don't shoot us.
Speaker 9: Uh.
Speaker 1: And we are going to talk about breaking coming to
Speaker 1: the Olympics and then promptly disappearing from the Olympics, which
Speaker 1: they Yeah, they've already canceled it for twenty twenty eight.
Speaker 6: That's like the one thing I'm fucking really looking forward
Speaker 6: to seeing how they do this, and if.
Speaker 1: It goes enough, they'll probably figure something.
Speaker 3: Why cancel it before it happens?
Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 1: Anyway, We'll we have plenty of cardboard in LA that
Speaker 1: we can set down on the ground for them. I know,
Speaker 1: Like that's the thing is they're having it for Paris,
Speaker 1: not not immediately associated with breakdancing and then cancer for
Speaker 1: La one of.
Speaker 2: The just you just lost all your Parisian breakdancing listeners.
Speaker 1: I mean, there's great dancing and pair but not great
Speaker 1: break is not what I associate the one more of
Speaker 1: a cotillion I like to join. That's right, all right,
Speaker 1: Kim Kett, Can I call you Kit? Yeah? Of course?
Speaker 1: All right, all right, Before we get to any of
Speaker 1: that bullshit, we do like to ask our guests, what
Speaker 1: is something from your search history that's revealing about who
Speaker 1: you are?
Speaker 2: Well? I am currently searching how to move your kiddy
Speaker 2: cats to whales. Oh, it is significantly more complicated than
Speaker 2: one would think, and I add complications to it in
Speaker 2: that I have very high standards for my children.
Speaker 1: Sure.
Speaker 2: So that is my current Google deep dive that I'm
Speaker 2: working on it, and so far I'm displeased to learn
Speaker 2: that the it's looking like private jet is my only option.
Speaker 6: So what what do you mean, like in a way
Speaker 6: that isn't like we'll put them in the bottom of
Speaker 6: the aircraft. They could die under their don't pretty much
Speaker 6: like that's the horror story with flying with pets is
Speaker 6: like exactly, and I.
Speaker 2: Just too long, Yeah, and I just shan't. But also
Speaker 2: the UK has like some weird thing where they like,
Speaker 2: I don't want my cats flying directly, I mean not
Speaker 2: just my cats, but I.
Speaker 1: Don't think specifically enteringeted.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so I don't know, I have to do some
Speaker 2: weird rigamarole flying into another country and driving through the
Speaker 2: ocean or something like that. So that's what I'm currently googling.
Speaker 1: Working damn driving through the ocean James Bond style, Yeah, exactly,
Speaker 1: cyber truck for that. What are waterproof unless it's raining,
Speaker 1: I think Elon said, as a cyber boat, I don't know,
Speaker 1: unless the water is coming sprinkling from the sky. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you don't. You have to be in car wash mode.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and I already have a dumpster, so I don't
Speaker 2: think I need it.
Speaker 1: What the car wash mode do? I know we've talked
Speaker 1: about that before, but like does does car wash mode?
Speaker 10: Like?
Speaker 1: Actually it just like roll the windows up? What I'm
Speaker 1: very compute? Anyways, Well, I don't know. I don't want
Speaker 1: to derail the podcast, Kim. What's something closes.
Speaker 6: All windows, locks, the chargeboard, disables windshield wipers, sentry mode,
Speaker 6: walk away door locking, and parking censor times.
Speaker 1: That's on a on a Model three. And then probably.
Speaker 2: It had like go go gadget.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, I was picturing the gadget like lockdown yeah
Speaker 1: yeah yeah.
Speaker 6: Or like the man like the Tim Burton Batman armor
Speaker 6: mode and.
Speaker 1: I want to walk what I was picturing?
Speaker 6: But you got it, Miles, Yeah, you're I know you're
Speaker 6: talking about Tim Burton's batmobile.
Speaker 1: Baby. Yeah, how are you? Kim? What's something from your
Speaker 1: search history? Uh?
Speaker 3: You know, it's been tough times and something happened to
Speaker 3: me over the pandemic that's never happened before. Where I
Speaker 3: started watching reality TV and I got really obsessed with
Speaker 3: ninety Day Fiance. So like the most recent thing I
Speaker 3: was researching was the Island Chicken music video because I
Speaker 3: just wanted to see, like how many hits they actually have.
Speaker 3: Not sure you guys are familiar with it, but it was.
Speaker 1: Less than from It's UK.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I mean I watched them all. I had
Speaker 3: some time on my hands, and so I went from
Speaker 3: zero to every single episode that's ever been made of
Speaker 3: Ninety Day Fiance And now I can't stop. And it's
Speaker 3: just it helps me get through life.
Speaker 1: There's a lot of Yeah, soja boy has a lot
Speaker 1: of great material.
Speaker 3: Soja Boy has some pops.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I love that.
Speaker 2: You said it as if like this tragic, horrible thing
Speaker 2: happened to you during the pandemic, and it was I mean,
Speaker 2: and then you said you watched all of ninety Day Fiance,
Speaker 2: so I guess it did fit.
Speaker 6: Actually, Yeah, you described one of my passions in life.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh.
Speaker 3: We could have a whole podcast about this.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you need to start a long podcast. We smoke
Speaker 1: weed and talk about it.
Speaker 3: You know, I'm in.
Speaker 1: What is something you guys think is underrated?
Speaker 2: Kim and I talk about this a lot. You know,
Speaker 2: we received majors and you know, so my dad paid
Speaker 2: money for me to learn how to you know, breathe
Speaker 2: and sound and roll around on the ground pretending I'm
Speaker 2: a puppy, you know that kind of thing. And yeah,
Speaker 2: and we've gotten a lot of flak for it over
Speaker 2: the years. But now in this day and age, we're like,
Speaker 2: everything is tragic. No one knows how to process their emotions.
Speaker 2: Everyone is a ball of anxiety. I'm pulling out a
Speaker 2: lot of theater exercises to process my daily life. And
Speaker 2: so that theater degree, Oh, Kim, and I breathe and
Speaker 2: sound into the daily Which.
Speaker 1: Sound can you do? Is a vocalation? Vocalation exactly, but
Speaker 1: from a swamp swamp every day? Well, freeze jewel jewels? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2: My theater degree is is is not looking so stupid.
Speaker 1: Now, Dad, when you've taken a lot of about it
Speaker 1: over the years. Is it just from your dad?
Speaker 2: Honestly, my dad is probably the most supportive one.
Speaker 1: What you know, other people, Dad?
Speaker 2: Yeah, Dad, So Skip shout out to Skip Skip and
Speaker 2: peg quarter. They they're they're the best. But uh no,
Speaker 2: other people you know, you're like, oh, what's your degree? Theater?
Speaker 2: And you just you get looks.
Speaker 1: You get as a as a philosophy major.
Speaker 2: I yeah, yeah, how is philosophy helping you through this tragedy.
Speaker 2: We call a country.
Speaker 1: Every day, you know, I just read a little dairy.
Speaker 1: How about you, Kim, What's something you think is underrated?
Speaker 3: Bubble baths? I love a bubble bath. I'm just obsessed.
Speaker 3: I think they heal everything.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it makes fining presence for her really easy too.
Speaker 1: I just, oh, I bet anywhere I.
Speaker 3: Just stuck for bath. Just throw everything in the bubble bath.
Speaker 6: Are you like a like a self described bubble bather
Speaker 6: like you would say like if people are and you're like, oh,
Speaker 6: hell yeah, I know with the core.
Speaker 1: What's the what's like the standard bubble bath?
Speaker 6: Like I'm just thinking of like child bubble bath things,
Speaker 6: So I don't I know, not of what the professional
Speaker 6: would use. My Oh my gosh, sir, I use dish
Speaker 6: soap because that's the bubble up.
Speaker 3: Really good, Lord in Heaven.
Speaker 1: No, you need to get a lot of bubbles.
Speaker 3: You need a scent. It's an aromatherapy situation. It's not
Speaker 3: just bubbles, like how do you want to feel? And
Speaker 3: then you bring that sentence and then candles. I bring
Speaker 3: my whole computer in there. I'm watching movies. I'm watching
Speaker 3: ninety Day fiance up in the bubble. Man, you have
Speaker 3: no idea I live in there.
Speaker 2: Kim, You're not watching movies, You're only watching ninety dots.
Speaker 1: It's just that's your saying, another bubble bath out here.
Speaker 10: You know.
Speaker 1: No, I'm bathing. Actually I'm not even watching against it
Speaker 1: take hours, not actually watching the movies for your podcast
Speaker 1: and just being no she chilling details with.
Speaker 2: She does relate a lot of things back to ninety
Speaker 2: eight and then gets really excited that I don't watch
Speaker 2: it because then she kind of has to describe the story.
Speaker 3: To me, you know, so everything relates back to dance.
Speaker 6: I know exactly what that feeling is like, Kim. That
Speaker 6: look in your co host eyes as they roll back disinterest.
Speaker 1: Actually point to my eyes when they're rolling like engage. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: what's something you guys think it's overrated being awake?
Speaker 2: Honestly, right now, I just I just feel like there's
Speaker 2: just so many times that I'm just like, I don't
Speaker 2: know what else to do other than take a nap.
Speaker 2: I need to. It's like tapping out. It's like closing
Speaker 2: the laptop screen of reality, and I just need to
Speaker 2: do that so often, and I just feel like there's
Speaker 2: so many like who what wouldn't be solved by people
Speaker 2: taking a nap, like all of the the assholes, the oppressors,
Speaker 2: take a nap, Just take a nash hush shush hi
Speaker 2: and good.
Speaker 1: Night, so they don't enter your they don't enter your
Speaker 1: dreams too Freddy style.
Speaker 6: Yeah, it's Freddy Krueger's style for me.
Speaker 1: Then I have dreams like I'm in the Resource Wars.
Speaker 2: That's true. Kim and I are actually not afraid of
Speaker 2: Freddy Krueger. We already know how we would defeat him,
Speaker 2: and mine would be punching up all of his one liners,
Speaker 2: and Kim's would be either laughing sincerely at them and
Speaker 2: complimenting him on his.
Speaker 3: One you are or you're so Yeah, I just become
Speaker 3: Freddy Kruger.
Speaker 2: Or what's worse is and I've been on the receiving
Speaker 2: end of this, and it hurts if if you make
Speaker 2: a joke you don't get and Kim doesn't think it's funny.
Speaker 2: There's no polite laughter, there's no like a good one.
Speaker 2: It's just a blank stare where you just feel like
Speaker 2: you have all the time in the world to contemplate
Speaker 2: where you went wrong in every aspect of your life.
Speaker 1: He'd just cut off something. Take it never mind.
Speaker 2: Do you want to hear the joke again?
Speaker 1: Did you not get it?
Speaker 2: Or yeah? So I don't Freddy your dreams in my naps.
Speaker 1: I don't worry about making jokes. Making jokes to my
Speaker 1: mom should do the same thing. Just be like it was.
Speaker 6: It's the facial equivalent of like, so you're into that. Huh,
Speaker 6: that's you're proud of that one.
Speaker 2: It's it's just it's debilitating. It sticks like you.
Speaker 1: It's worse than like someone saying, dude, shut up.
Speaker 2: Yeah, honestly, I'd like and I would welcome Kim being
Speaker 2: like you are such a dumb bitch, Like I would
Speaker 2: welcome it.
Speaker 3: But yeah, sometimes that's all you have to offer.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I get it. It's power though, it's power, its power,
Speaker 6: it's power. Yeah, I appreciate that. I appreciate those displays
Speaker 6: of power.
Speaker 1: Being awake. I feel that I had to do. You
Speaker 1: ever like remember your dream too well? Like I had
Speaker 1: a dream last night. Yeah, and it was just like
Speaker 1: I spent the whole night looking for a bag and
Speaker 1: it was like just it was like I know I
Speaker 1: left it in this house, this cottage on this floor
Speaker 1: and just it was not there and I would just
Speaker 1: keep it was so boring and so frustrating and just
Speaker 1: like so I don't know.
Speaker 2: But were you able to trace it back to like
Speaker 2: something that you're struggling with in your consciousness.
Speaker 1: No, I just I just came back from a trip
Speaker 1: and probably there was like some stress that I'd leave
Speaker 1: a bag behind. It's like very straightforward, nothing interesting or like,
Speaker 1: you know, no textures, just like yeah, and what was
Speaker 1: in the bag. It was my mom No, it wasn't.
Speaker 1: It was just like some clothes or some ship. Anyways.
Speaker 1: So I agree. I love sleep, especially that moment like
Speaker 1: as you're drifting off when like the brain chemicals just
Speaker 1: start dumping in yeah oh yeah. But then yeah, the dreams,
Speaker 1: my dreams. I just have notes for my dream like
Speaker 1: some network. Yeah, mine are fucking weird. Yeah, last night
Speaker 1: I had one.
Speaker 6: I was I was working at an immersive theme park
Speaker 6: like as a tour guide, but also I had to
Speaker 6: I know, but here's the thing. I had to pee,
Speaker 6: so like in real life it was time for me
Speaker 6: to pee, and yeah I got.
Speaker 1: To pee, but like I'm still doing this tour and
Speaker 1: it was like torn between like ah, fuck, what do
Speaker 1: I do? And then pardon me?
Speaker 6: Was like, dude, I got to piss, and then I
Speaker 6: just kind of came out of the dream and then
Speaker 6: I tried to catch it, like going back, you know
Speaker 6: how sometimes like I'm.
Speaker 1: Going back in.
Speaker 2: You just the best.
Speaker 3: You have to pee.
Speaker 6: No, it's been a while I've not like the closest
Speaker 6: I've come because I used to like.
Speaker 1: As a kid, I remember my dreams when I pee
Speaker 1: the bed.
Speaker 6: I was peeing in the dream, like I found a
Speaker 6: bathroom and I started peeing, and then I like, oh,
Speaker 6: spaghettio bles, my bed is all wet. But now when
Speaker 6: I in a dream, when I see the bathroom, like
Speaker 6: I think i've I'm aware.
Speaker 1: Enough of my dreams, I'm like, oh, bro, you you're
Speaker 1: about to piss the bed.
Speaker 3: And I'm like, you did that when he was drunk
Speaker 3: a lot.
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, yeah, without the dreams, I just did it.
Speaker 1: It was my calling card for a number of years.
Speaker 1: What Kim, what is something you think is underrated or
Speaker 1: over it? Let's go overrated. Let's try that.
Speaker 3: I had a hard time with this one, but so
Speaker 3: I did have to google some options. I wasn't sure.
Speaker 3: I put unboxing videos oh, don't get it. I don't
Speaker 3: know if those are still a thing. I think for kids,
Speaker 3: like the best like the biggest kid YouTubers are like unboxers. Yeah,
Speaker 3: but I don't get it, Like why do I watch you, yeah,
Speaker 3: get a pretty cool thing, and then I don't have
Speaker 3: that cool thing, and then I.
Speaker 1: Just watch you have it.
Speaker 6: I think if you know you have no chance of
Speaker 6: getting it, then the next best thing is watching someone
Speaker 6: open it and just so you can see what all
Speaker 6: the cool stuff that it comes with is someone who
Speaker 6: would watch them and be.
Speaker 1: Like why the fuck?
Speaker 6: Because like when I watched them, I felt like it
Speaker 6: was right after I forget which financial crash, but one
Speaker 6: of them, I was like, oh man, what's in this?
Speaker 1: Like what's in this new fangled like tech thing that
Speaker 1: I can't afford? And I'm like, oh, that's cool, that's cool.
Speaker 1: And then but I, yeah, that's about it.
Speaker 2: I don't I think I'm too covetous of a.
Speaker 1: Person you'd covet your neighbors unboxing. Oh so you're just
Speaker 1: like mad that they got it, and yeah, fuck you. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you're just saying you think you're better than me under
Speaker 1: your breath the whole time. It feels like that feels like.
Speaker 6: An only child thing. Like I feel like I would
Speaker 6: be doing that as an only child, like fuck, because
Speaker 6: I remember I remember being at birthday parties as a kid.
Speaker 6: I'm like, bro, they got that.
Speaker 1: Fuck like like them? No, I'd be like, man, I
Speaker 1: would have. I would have played the funk out of
Speaker 1: that toy. But then it's throw it on their pilots
Speaker 1: have one hundred toys.
Speaker 2: It just got I would just befriend them so that
Speaker 2: I could go over to their house.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, and break it so they can never have
Speaker 1: it again.
Speaker 2: Yeah, or try to be like we're trying to bring
Speaker 2: like a less cool toy over and be like, look
Speaker 2: who this thing is. You can have it if you want.
Speaker 2: Maybe I can. We can trade it for like I
Speaker 2: don't know, like that that thing that's not even that
Speaker 2: cool at all.
Speaker 1: I heard it's like for babies. Dude, Yeah, it's whatever.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 6: I mean like this is like, this is cool. It's
Speaker 6: like a laser toy from Japan. But I take a
Speaker 6: toy to help you out, just to help you out, dude.
Speaker 1: Wow? Oh really you like that want the back of
Speaker 1: the nose laughter. I feel like that's.
Speaker 6: Okay, okay, wait, so that was on your wish list?
Speaker 2: Really like back of the nose laughter as a description.
Speaker 2: That's great. I'm gonna steal that.
Speaker 1: Watch out, he's litigious, will come after you. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: everything you own. If I ever hear you saying that.
Speaker 2: Well, I kind of think back of the nose laughing
Speaker 2: is for babies, though, don't you think.
Speaker 1: I was just joking about being I think it sucks.
Speaker 1: Actually whatever, what else, it's yours, it's yours. Actually, I
Speaker 1: fucking hate it. I think it's fun. All right, let's
Speaker 1: take a quick break and we'll come back and we'll
Speaker 1: talk about jd Vance. We'll be right back, and we're back.
Speaker 1: We're back, and the Dvance Man jd Vance. Yeah, he
Speaker 1: was announced Monday. Yeah a while. It's been a while,
Speaker 1: but it just took us a while to get our
Speaker 1: head around it.
Speaker 6: And also, yeah, you'll I'm sure you heard us talk
Speaker 6: about it on the Trending episode from Tuesday. But yeah,
Speaker 6: as we as as we know, jd Vance is Trump's
Speaker 6: p pick dance and it was announced in a pretty
Speaker 6: non trumpy way. Like most people that like probably would
Speaker 6: have expected some weird ass pageant where he's like get
Speaker 6: everybody line up, and who is it gonna be?
Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, no, that that fake passes a
Speaker 1: VP football at somebody. She just flinched. Little Marco tells
Speaker 1: you fuck out of here. It's a joke, you fucking loser.
Speaker 1: You fired, fired, You're fired, you preak. So it did.
Speaker 6: It was not like that at all, and you thought,
Speaker 6: you know that there would be some kind of coronation
Speaker 6: by Trump a ka Van Goll in his Orange period.
Speaker 6: But it caught most people at the r n C
Speaker 6: that were like in the building off guard, like like
Speaker 6: Trump just posted the truth social just very casually and
Speaker 6: was like, yeah, I'm selecting JD. Vance to be my
Speaker 6: vice president pick. And a lot of people on the
Speaker 6: even convention floor didn't notice until Mike Lee from Utah,
Speaker 6: the Senator, like announced it during the open role call
Speaker 6: where he's like, our delegates are for Donald Trump and
Speaker 6: also his vice president pick and my colleague JD.
Speaker 1: Vance. Everyone's like huh eh, oh okay, and then they
Speaker 1: were clapping.
Speaker 6: But aside from the lackluster announcement, Vance is like an
Speaker 6: is an interesting pick for Trump because typically you pick
Speaker 6: someone as a running mate to help like bolster your
Speaker 6: like likability or increase support from a certain voting block.
Speaker 6: Vance is very trumpy, like he's all in on the
Speaker 6: culture war bullshit. He hates women, he hates immigrants like
Speaker 6: you get it, fucking hates divorce, all of that shit.
Speaker 6: And he appeals to like the hardcore ultra maga set,
Speaker 6: but is not necessarily appealing to moderates because like, just
Speaker 6: just to juxtapose some information here. So when he ran
Speaker 6: for a Senate seat in twenty twenty two in Ohio,
Speaker 6: GOP governor Mike DeWine won sixty three to thirty seven,
Speaker 6: Vance underperformed ten points fifty three to four forty seven.
Speaker 6: So even on that like down ticket, some people are like,
Speaker 6: I prefer Tim Ryan over JD.
Speaker 1: Vance.
Speaker 6: And a lot of people are like, there are a
Speaker 6: lot of people who would vote like a GOP person
Speaker 6: at the higher ticket, but then maybe be go a
Speaker 6: little bit more moderate on another office. So some people
Speaker 6: are like, oh, that might not help, But again I
Speaker 6: who knows, but this like, if whoever's gonna vote for
Speaker 6: Donald Trump's going to vote for Donald Trump, and I
Speaker 6: think it's gonna be all about turnout more than like
Speaker 6: what they can what they can pick off at the margins.
Speaker 6: Although sure there are some swing voters. I don't even
Speaker 6: know who these people really are, like intellectually at this
Speaker 6: point or like philosophically.
Speaker 1: Is what pushed me over the edge, Miles, I told
Speaker 1: you before. This is they got me with this one,
Speaker 1: with jd Vance the most likely hiring piece of shit. Also,
Speaker 1: not that this matters to me, but historically it has
Speaker 1: mattered when it comes to politicians height. But Trump very
Speaker 1: derisive of Marco Rubio for being little Marco Rubio. Mark
Speaker 1: Rubio's five to nine. Jd Vance is five to seven.
Speaker 1: He's like a lot shorter the Marco Rubio. Which this is.
Speaker 6: What's really interesting because people again, right if Donald Trump
Speaker 6: is six three and J. D Vance is five to seven, oh.
Speaker 1: Huh oh the lift.
Speaker 2: I'm interesting.
Speaker 6: I'm just wondering, how do you know what I mean,
Speaker 6: he's reported six, he claims he's six, He's not six.
Speaker 1: Jd Vance thing is like fake news. I don't know, Like, yeah,
Speaker 1: it seems way too short, but yeah.
Speaker 6: If you I mean this is again, I mean, this
Speaker 6: is where we need Starley Kain again from Miss Show,
Speaker 6: to be like how tall is jd Vance?
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Trump also hates facial hair, which is weird that he's yeah.
Speaker 1: Exactly, but when you're looking at his his voter base,
Speaker 1: it's not weird that he chose somebody with a beard,
Speaker 1: but it is he does despite the beard. Like JD.
Speaker 6: Vans, I think he says like he looks really young
Speaker 6: without facial hair, so he prefers it because he's he's
Speaker 6: thirty nine, he's going to be forty like in August,
Speaker 6: so he's super young. I mean for like this would
Speaker 6: be like maybe the third or fourth youngest vice president.
Speaker 6: But also Trump has said on the records, like his
Speaker 6: beautiful blue eyes, which can be.
Speaker 1: He kind of like he has like very striking eyes,
Speaker 1: which is like a thing like you wouldn't you look
Speaker 1: at him from a distance, You're like, this is just
Speaker 1: some yokel. You look up close, you are transported by
Speaker 1: his eyes. Unfortunately, I do have to I do have
Speaker 1: to do it. There was speculation about him wearing eyeliner.
Speaker 6: They're like, do you have that like he's got that
Speaker 6: natural fake ass eyelash thing going on?
Speaker 1: Where you got the natural eyeliner or are you in
Speaker 1: do you have that natural thick ass eyeliner going on?
Speaker 6: That like natural eyeliner thing going off, or do you
Speaker 6: look like somebody who has like a thirty seconds to
Speaker 6: mars Field cover band and.
Speaker 2: In the early two thousands in the emo era with
Speaker 2: that natural eyeliner.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, if that was.
Speaker 6: His campaign and him he's like, no eyeliner here, dog.
Speaker 6: So I don't know who knows, who knows if it matters, just.
Speaker 1: The wildlifts and full MASc era going on. Yeah.
Speaker 6: Right, So now people are like, Okay, how did we
Speaker 6: get to this, because like in the last few weeks
Speaker 6: it felt like it's like it's gonna be Marco Rubio
Speaker 6: or Doug Bergham, like they both felt like safe, these
Speaker 6: like safe GOP kind of picks and had a lot
Speaker 6: of support from Trump's big donors.
Speaker 1: A lot of the big donors were like out on JD.
Speaker 6: Vance, Like even before this, they're like, dude, we don't
Speaker 6: want Vance, Like we want one of these guys who
Speaker 6: understands the hill.
Speaker 1: This guy's too green. We don't like this.
Speaker 6: That's not how we're going to bring in the fourth
Speaker 6: Reich no way. So it turns out that Trump had
Speaker 6: a lot of people in his ear recently telling him
Speaker 6: to go with Vance, like Tucker Carlson and Elon Musk
Speaker 6: are two of the bigger names that were vouching for
Speaker 6: the former Peterkeel linked venture capitalist in JD.
Speaker 1: Vance.
Speaker 6: So it seems that he's Silicon Valley's pick since he
Speaker 6: is familiar with the venture capital world. And it seems
Speaker 6: that Trump has been rewarded for picking Vance because it
Speaker 6: was also recently reported by The Wall Street Journal that
Speaker 6: Elon Musk will now be donating forty five million dollars
Speaker 6: a month to a Trump supporting super pack.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it feels like this started making sense to me.
Speaker 1: Is that. Yeah, I didn't know Vance was like a
Speaker 1: Teal Musk like part, like basically a creature of that
Speaker 1: in the way that Pence was like the Koch Brothers,
Speaker 1: you know, puppet. Yeah, he Vance is like the Teal Musk,
Speaker 1: you know, figurehead who's just like out in front doing
Speaker 1: their bidding. And it feels almost like a an incredibly
Speaker 1: cocky pick by Trump where he's like not even thinking
Speaker 1: about politics, like he's he's really just he's so confident
Speaker 1: that he's just aligning all the most powerful people in
Speaker 1: the world on his side with this pick. Like the
Speaker 1: day before he announced this pick, Musk announced that he
Speaker 1: was endorsing Trump. Then Trump announces the pick, and then
Speaker 1: it's forty million dollars a month. Forty five, Yeah, forty five.
Speaker 3: So so you think it's the money, not the sparkly eyes.
Speaker 1: The money in the power, I mean, Musk is like
Speaker 1: terrorized power can Yeah.
Speaker 2: But I also think that that also makes sense to
Speaker 2: me why the announcement was so lackluster in almost like
Speaker 2: a petty way, because I don't I think that I
Speaker 2: think that Trump doesn't like being specifically bought in that way,
Speaker 2: and I think that he had no choice but to
Speaker 2: accept the forty five million a month from Elon Musk.
Speaker 2: And then the difference is that he's like, but you
Speaker 2: have to go with Van So I think, you know,
Speaker 2: it's his ego being like, fine, I'll go with your guy,
Speaker 2: but like, I'm not going to roll up the red
Speaker 2: carpet for him was what it felt like.
Speaker 6: It's interesting, well because I think with anything right, like
Speaker 6: every subsequent attempt at office has been about him consolidating
Speaker 6: power and like and only really like bringing in the
Speaker 6: people that he wants to. So like, yeah, he pushed
Speaker 6: out the evangelicals when they were doing making or voting
Speaker 6: on the platform last week and he's clearly like I
Speaker 6: can do this without you, like I know other GOP
Speaker 6: people would have bowed to you. I'm gonna just I'm
Speaker 6: gonna keep my distance to do it my way. And
Speaker 6: this feels like if he's turning his back on like
Speaker 6: the traditional big donor class, then yeah, like to your point,
Speaker 6: the tech money feels like a safe bet. But Elon
Speaker 6: Musk he denied, Like the Wall Street Journal tweeted that
Speaker 6: and then Elon Musk denied it with like a stupid
Speaker 6: ass meme. But the Wall Street Journal they came back
Speaker 6: and they're like, we don't get like, no, we stand
Speaker 6: by our reporting, like we one percent stand by this
Speaker 6: bront care what this fool says.
Speaker 1: And when you look at the actual pack, like who is.
Speaker 6: Reportedly being like behind it, it's a lot of people
Speaker 6: that are part of Elon's social circle. It's like it's
Speaker 6: reportedly run by this guy Joe Lonsdale, who's a co
Speaker 6: founder of Palenteer and a close associate of Elon Musk.
Speaker 6: There's another guy who's Antonio Gracias, who's a private equity
Speaker 6: person and a board director at SpaceX. Yeah, Antonio, Tony
Speaker 6: shut out, Tony thanks out.
Speaker 1: Here give it a million dollars.
Speaker 6: And then there's another guy, Ken Howary who's an early
Speaker 6: PayPal exach who worked alongside Musk. Like it's all people
Speaker 6: who are just close to him that are involved with
Speaker 6: this specific super pac. So yeah, it does feel like
Speaker 6: a like a power consolidation move. And like a lot
Speaker 6: of people have said, like jd Vance has spoken out,
Speaker 6: He's like, I'm against big tech, like we ned, and
Speaker 6: he applauded Biden going after Google. But I think this
Speaker 6: is as I was reading like a more Silicon Valley
Speaker 6: specific news, It's like the smaller.
Speaker 1: Startup world, the venture capital world.
Speaker 6: They want these big companies broken up because they're gobbling
Speaker 6: up too much of the market. So it benefits them
Speaker 6: to break down those monopolies so then they can now
Speaker 6: sort of replace them. And like when you look at
Speaker 6: people like Elon Musk, you would love to have something
Speaker 6: that he could be up there with the Google or
Speaker 6: the Metas of the world. But we'll see, it's a
Speaker 6: lot a lot of trading.
Speaker 1: Going on behind the scenes. It looks like, do you guys.
Speaker 2: See what I mean about being awake?
Speaker 1: Like it just right, this is a fucking yeah. Now
Speaker 1: that you mentioned holy shit, this sucks.
Speaker 2: It sucks, like break on, Freddy Krueger, Like, honestly, Freddy
Speaker 2: Krueger twenty twenty four, you know what I'm saying, Like I.
Speaker 1: Just can't at least he thinks are funny, you know, Yeah,
Speaker 1: so you can.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Kim thinks are funny too.
Speaker 1: Kim pretend and then Adam and question, Yeah, I am curious,
Speaker 1: like listeners who live in or work in Silicon Valley, like,
Speaker 1: have you felt a palpable change in just the overall
Speaker 1: vibe because it's you know, as recently as the Obama
Speaker 1: administration was pretty pretty much a given that like everybody
Speaker 1: in the tech world and all the tech money was
Speaker 1: on the democratic side of things, even though they there
Speaker 1: were these like libertarian ideals on regirding a lot of it.
Speaker 1: And now it feels like we're headed in a direction
Speaker 1: like we've talked about there being like are we headed
Speaker 1: for another like Reagan eighties type thing where like all
Speaker 1: the power and all the money and even like some
Speaker 1: parts of the mainstream culture are just like on this
Speaker 1: like right wing fascist tip, Like I wonder if we're
Speaker 1: not headed in that direction, because it feels like things
Speaker 1: are moving in a mega fascism libertarian tech billionaire direction,
Speaker 1: and that is like a that is terrifying, Like this
Speaker 1: version of the next Trump administration with like a musk deeal,
Speaker 1: you know, like with with the tech industry like lined
Speaker 1: up on his side. Like then we're kind of like
Speaker 1: that the tech world is so deeply ingrained in our
Speaker 1: modern lives it would be.
Speaker 3: Hard to see getting bigger.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Like Zaslov recently was like, hey, I'm not picking
Speaker 1: a side in this election. I just want whoever is
Speaker 1: going to be before deregulation of these massive like tech
Speaker 1: or media consolidations, which is trun He's like, I'm just
Speaker 1: gonna I would just prefer whoever is going to do
Speaker 1: what Trump is gonna do exactly. So it's just all
Speaker 1: the most powerful people are lining up on Trump's side.
Speaker 6: Someone who's like against body autonomy, and yeah, he's.
Speaker 3: Feeling like a little oh this is maybe good because
Speaker 3: no one he's full maga, So no one knew was
Speaker 3: being brought to the side like they're not going to
Speaker 3: get the quote unquote undecided voters. But now when you're
Speaker 3: putting it this way, now I'm even more scared.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like, oh, now what happens if they win, but
Speaker 1: it does.
Speaker 3: They're getting money, and then people I thought were on
Speaker 3: the different side, Yeah exactly.
Speaker 1: Well there's they're like, you know, recently, there's just been
Speaker 1: more and more.
Speaker 6: Outwardly sort of vocal conservatives in tech, you know what
Speaker 6: I mean. And yeah, I think they're they have a
Speaker 6: ton of money and they want to go against the
Speaker 6: traditional powers like you know, the fucking Apple, Google.
Speaker 1: You know, that whole thing.
Speaker 3: And that's why I was going to ask, because they
Speaker 3: have less regulations, like what is the well.
Speaker 6: I think the big thing it's like I think the
Speaker 6: if they're looking at the entire industry, it's like if
Speaker 6: they can dilute the power of like the major companies,
Speaker 6: that creates more opportunity for them to profit because of
Speaker 6: their like diminished influence. So that's like a good business
Speaker 6: opportunity for these like for the sort of.
Speaker 1: World them, just without the fascism. Like, yeah, I think
Speaker 1: it's bad to have massive, massive tech companies that are
Speaker 1: like more powerful than the government.
Speaker 2: You know, I also hate fascism.
Speaker 8: Hey look it up. And just to be clear, Just
Speaker 8: to be clear, I h eight make it a little
Speaker 8: accessible for the kids.
Speaker 1: Yeah, So that that's like my read on it is
Speaker 1: that he's just like lining up the most powerful people
Speaker 1: because he's assuming, he's already assuming he won. Like we heard,
Speaker 1: did you guys hear the r f K, the leaked
Speaker 1: RFK call with Trump. He RFK just took a video
Speaker 1: of Trump like calling him. An r f K is
Speaker 1: like looking at the phone like frowning, like what the
Speaker 1: fuck's happening? And Trump's just talking for two minutes. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but he's like, I'm fucking killing the guy, like this
Speaker 1: one's over, like it's a rap. You should join up.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna win. And that feels like where he's at
Speaker 1: you I can't hear the audio, Okay, you hear it.
Speaker 1: Turn up. We send a little bit more of this
Speaker 1: out to internet world.
Speaker 9: Frozener, No, no, no, I'm just deep in thought. Okay,
Speaker 9: that's this better?
Speaker 10: Yeah, when you when.
Speaker 11: When you feed a baby Bobby vaccination, feed them a
Speaker 11: vaccination due both of these guys are fucking cooked man.
Speaker 1: Anyways, what else? What else?
Speaker 10: All of a sudden starting to change?
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's called a baby g growing maybe too for
Speaker 1: it's I got a call from Joe and we're gonna win.
Speaker 2: Way ahead of the guy.
Speaker 10: The guy and you know, he said it was very nice.
Speaker 10: Actually he called.
Speaker 1: And he said, choose to move. I said, I said,
Speaker 1: you know, I was.
Speaker 10: I was looked at straight up, he said.
Speaker 1: I said, I was just showing a jar.
Speaker 10: And I didn't have to tell.
Speaker 1: Him the shark was all the people pouring into a gunch.
Speaker 10: But uh, I'm gonna just turned my head to show
Speaker 10: the jar and something ratch. Man, it sounded like a
Speaker 10: ghiant like the World's watches mosquito and it was.
Speaker 6: It was a bullet and it was it was a
Speaker 6: bullet and it was and it was.
Speaker 1: It's so funny because my friend's mom. Her first reaction was,
Speaker 1: do you think it was just a really big mosquito
Speaker 1: because the mosquitoes are really bad right now when he
Speaker 1: like that when the video for happened and he like
Speaker 1: touched his head and then came up with the blood,
Speaker 1: but she was like, the mosquitoes are really bad, and
Speaker 1: were about his mom saying that too, And then this
Speaker 1: comes out. We're like, oh my god, shout.
Speaker 2: Out to join so some like do they know I
Speaker 2: know that they were wondering if it was like shattered.
Speaker 1: Glass or something. The bullet hit him a piece of glass.
Speaker 1: We don't. We don't know.
Speaker 6: He says bullet because that's the most dramatic and it
Speaker 6: could be glass. But either way, the fact means he's
Speaker 6: he did get shot at, so yeah, he'll just take
Speaker 6: whatever liberties he wants with that.
Speaker 1: It is the I mean, my takeaways from that call.
Speaker 1: It's revealing how like buddy buddy at all is behind
Speaker 1: the scenes. Like Joe called me, he's very nice. Actually
Speaker 1: said this funny thing, and it was anyways, the bullet.
Speaker 6: Yeah, he asked me, how did I know how to
Speaker 6: turn my head to the right. It's like he was
Speaker 6: talking about like how he won like a fucking local golf.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Exhausting, that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: Yeah, just holding the phone out just in debt. Like
Speaker 1: if you've ever like done, like done that thing where
Speaker 1: someone keeps talking and you're in the room with someone
Speaker 1: and you like point to the phone and you're like
Speaker 1: to listen to this. He doesn't even make an encouraging
Speaker 1: sound throughout the course of trump. He's not like, I
Speaker 1: don't Yeah, it's just anyway.
Speaker 2: You wouldn't hear it anyway, you know.
Speaker 1: But he's he's so charmed by the fact that he
Speaker 1: got a call from the President. He's like, it was
Speaker 1: actually really crazy the President called me.
Speaker 10: And.
Speaker 1: I don't know, like there are ways in like he
Speaker 1: seemed to be at a peak with the photo up
Speaker 1: and the surviving you know, just adds to this idea
Speaker 1: that he's like this invincible, charmed person.
Speaker 2: But then like, never hearing the end of this, We're
Speaker 2: never hearing the end of this.
Speaker 3: But honestly, things change so quickly we probably will, right somehow,
Speaker 3: something else is going to come up. And then when he.
Speaker 1: Takes jd VNS, he's not very likable. It is like
Speaker 1: a less well known Ted Cruz. Then he has like
Speaker 1: a stupid looking bandage on his ear, the thing which
Speaker 1: I thought he would like that would be stage managed
Speaker 1: better than that. Then he gets caught comparing the bullet
Speaker 1: to a mosquito, and then it's revealed he's golfing the
Speaker 1: day after. And then he doesn't even call the family
Speaker 1: of the supporter who got killed by a stray shot
Speaker 1: like that does like he's kind of fumbling the bag
Speaker 1: a little bit, which I mean, is like a weird
Speaker 1: thing to say in such a serious situation.
Speaker 6: But yeah, but I think that's just like that's just
Speaker 6: how the GOP moves in general, like they they they
Speaker 6: need it just for a flashpoint to be like you
Speaker 6: see what they're doing to us, and then they don't
Speaker 6: know how to really play that out much further because
Speaker 6: if you think about it again, like you we mentioned too,
Speaker 6: someone fucking shot at their godhead figure head, and they're
Speaker 6: not even fucking talking about gun connection guns.
Speaker 8: Like they can't even like they can't even.
Speaker 1: C intellectually go there with this.
Speaker 6: So well, you know, some people they're just monsters, but
Speaker 6: you know, got to have those guns.
Speaker 1: Like, yeah, they are giving away as you mentioned, uh
Speaker 1: in the intro, they're giving away a free air fifteen
Speaker 1: at a booth at the RNC, giving away the gun
Speaker 1: that was used to attempt to murder their godhead.
Speaker 3: And did kill someone and like many people in our country,
Speaker 3: many many, many people, including children, you know, people's.
Speaker 1: But they don't care about that. The booth is run
Speaker 1: by the US Concealed Carry Association, a group looking to
Speaker 1: promote their membership and fill the NRA's void, also behind
Speaker 1: a bunch of dark money that is battling gun control laws.
Speaker 1: So that can that's like, that's like it's the idea
Speaker 1: of the US Concealed Carry Association even sounds more vile
Speaker 1: than the NRA somehow, where it's like, yeah, we're about
Speaker 1: like sport guns, like no man, every person it has
Speaker 1: that thang on them. It goes where you imagine like
Speaker 1: if everybody at that thing had been armed, like how
Speaker 1: many people would be dead? Like anyway, The Rolling Stone
Speaker 1: asked the US Control Carry Association rep at the who's
Speaker 1: manning the booth, whether anyone was touchy touchy about giving
Speaker 1: away air fifteen's right after the Trump shooting, and they
Speaker 1: said that it was merely a tool that had been
Speaker 1: used for something really terrible, like straight up, that could
Speaker 1: have been a wrench or a screwdriver that that guy
Speaker 1: threw or shoot the president. Yeah, you know what, are
Speaker 1: we going to ban shoes now? Anyways?
Speaker 3: Sure remember that guy like threw shoes at like g
Speaker 3: w oh, yeah, but he lived. He was fine. He
Speaker 3: caught them, yeah, threw them back. Everyone was good.
Speaker 1: Did he catch it and throw it back?
Speaker 3: He kind of wanted it.
Speaker 2: You know, yeah, honestly, like he dodged it in a
Speaker 2: pretty athletic way. Like the clip was actually like kind
Speaker 2: of impressive.
Speaker 1: Yeah, God damn, these fucking Republican presidents. Whenever somebody tries
Speaker 1: to go at them, they always do something impressive. I
Speaker 1: was just watching the Reagan clip where like six years
Speaker 1: after somebody after the attempted assassination of balloon popped and
Speaker 1: he like paused and was like missed me, Like, oh
Speaker 1: my god. Yeah, all right, let's take a quick break
Speaker 1: and we'll come back and close it out. We'll be
Speaker 1: right back, and we're back. We're back, and the Olympics
Speaker 1: are still going to happen. Yes, yes, we're preparing for
Speaker 1: the Olympics. Wild and potty Games kick off in just
Speaker 1: over a week. A lot of attention is still being
Speaker 1: focused on the swimming events. Uh, it's normal event, find
Speaker 1: a new angle. It's just that they're holding some of
Speaker 1: the distant swimming events and triathlon in the Scent River
Speaker 1: despite the fact that it's still contaminated with E. COLI. Okay,
Speaker 1: we get it, big deal. People are directly in the pool.
Speaker 1: But these people are swimming in fine angle.
Speaker 3: Is there no other body of water in the country
Speaker 3: of France the people can swim in.
Speaker 1: I don't understand it was it's like they had this
Speaker 1: vision that they just like, yeah, like it had to
Speaker 1: be in the Seine. It's iconic.
Speaker 6: That's what a perfect encapsulation for just generally, how like
Speaker 6: humanity's movements, like, don't do the thing, man, it's all
Speaker 6: fucked up. You're like, we're gonna do this, No man,
Speaker 6: no man, open mouth.
Speaker 2: Mouth swimming. They're actually to the to the event strokes
Speaker 2: and then open mouthed swimming.
Speaker 1: How was this you were there? Did the sent smell
Speaker 1: like doo doo or as they necessarily smell more or
Speaker 1: less like do doo than you would know? Yeah, then
Speaker 1: rivers that I've been around, it smelled like a river
Speaker 1: that runs through a city.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: But the camera angle, I mean that thing runs right
Speaker 1: by the Eiffel Tower, and the Eiffel Tower has the
Speaker 1: Olympic rings on it, so there can be some cool
Speaker 1: shots and that's all the Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's all just you got to do it for
Speaker 2: the gram.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you gotta do it for exactly. Someone takes a
Speaker 1: big breath and the swimmers want to do it. We'll
Speaker 1: find new swimmers. People don't know the difference between a
Speaker 1: professional level swimmer and just somebody who can swim, you know.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's the official the official motto of the Olympics.
Speaker 2: This year. Doing it for the gram Doing.
Speaker 1: It got to I feel like that's the motto.
Speaker 3: Of twenty Yeah.
Speaker 1: I mean the Trump's entire persona is just like, man,
Speaker 1: that guy is really telegenic.
Speaker 6: Or like people who are like, I'm going to Death
Speaker 6: Valley to experience one hundred and twenty eight degree temperatures
Speaker 6: and like, did it for the Graham though, I had
Speaker 6: to pose would that?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: You know that's not just a cute nickname Death Valley,
Speaker 1: that's yeah, yeah, anyway.
Speaker 2: It's what happens there.
Speaker 1: The big event, the new event that's gotten a lot
Speaker 1: of attention in no way involved swimming through feces. It
Speaker 1: is breaking aka break dancing aka break in. And we
Speaker 1: talked about this a few years ago when it was
Speaker 1: first introduced to the twenty eighteen Summer Youth Games and
Speaker 1: they announced that it was going to be in Paris,
Speaker 1: and I don't know, like people like this. There are
Speaker 1: squash players who are up in arms about this because
Speaker 1: squash was not included in the Olympics. They're like, oh,
Speaker 1: but there, it's an absolute mockery mate. They Australia, they
Speaker 1: were Welsh, right, Yeah, Miles handles mockery.
Speaker 3: It's I don't be fair though I had to google
Speaker 3: what squash was, and I didn't have to google what
Speaker 3: break dancing was.
Speaker 1: Thank you.
Speaker 2: Squash is another It's correct me if I'm wrong. It
Speaker 2: is another ball plus racket type of situations.
Speaker 1: Pickleball, racket racketball. It's racketball. If the ball didn't bounce as.
Speaker 2: Much, got it so less fun?
Speaker 1: Yes? Exactly? Cool y racketball, you know how racketball. You're like,
Speaker 1: I love watching this sport, but it's a little too
Speaker 1: care don't anyway, it's too much going on, too fun.
Speaker 1: I need I need you to calm this one down
Speaker 1: for me. Anyway. Some pass sports is being you know,
Speaker 1: if if you're going to hear an elderly relative be like,
Speaker 1: what intarnation is this? You can point out that pass
Speaker 1: sports have included. They tried to make competitive dog grooming
Speaker 1: a sport. They did make in the nineteen hundred Paris
Speaker 1: Games pigeon shooting an event.
Speaker 3: Excuse me.
Speaker 1: The one that I think should be brought back is dueling.
Speaker 1: They tried to, but it kind of sucked because they
Speaker 1: were just shooting mannequins dressed in frock coats. That was
Speaker 1: during the nineteen twelve games.
Speaker 3: They just had to beat them.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you just had to like turn in like.
Speaker 3: Oh faster than you.
Speaker 1: Yeah. It does make sense though, because dueling is how
Speaker 1: they settled personal conflicts back then, and break dancing battles
Speaker 1: is how we settle them today.
Speaker 6: So in my town, these are real battles that we're
Speaker 6: talking about. You know what other sport and calls it
Speaker 6: a battle.
Speaker 1: No, just breaking.
Speaker 2: So sold I'm sold on this.
Speaker 1: Probably a little bit more athletic than murdering birds and
Speaker 1: giving haircuts to dogs. But it's unusual for modern games
Speaker 1: in some specific ways, like the judges need to show
Speaker 1: their own breaking moves before the competition like that that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's like, bro, can you even do a windmill? Like,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I'm both I'm a modern dance instructor. I
Speaker 1: don't know much about breaking.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you judges should have to do that.
Speaker 2: I agree.
Speaker 1: Like if the if the figure skating judges had to
Speaker 1: like go out and do break dance, I'll give you
Speaker 1: a double ancel. I don't even need to triple axle.
Speaker 1: Just give me a double you do. I need to
Speaker 1: see three. I need to see that three a yeah,
Speaker 1: but this is that is a breakdancing tradition called Judges
Speaker 1: showcase and it should be fun.
Speaker 2: That's kind of cool.
Speaker 1: I like it, yeah, like get your body ready.
Speaker 6: I think for me to just as someone who like
Speaker 6: coming up in like the DJ like B boy scene
Speaker 6: and high school. Like the whole fun of it, Like
Speaker 6: if you're the DJ is like the battle, like the
Speaker 6: break the breakbeat records you put on for people to
Speaker 6: break to.
Speaker 1: That is the knowing that like they don't have any
Speaker 1: licensing ship, they don't have the music, so it's going
Speaker 1: to be like weird official like eliminits. How do you fun.
Speaker 3: Just break dancing to the Olympics. I don't know. I'm sorry, boom.
Speaker 2: Actually they've actually hired they just hired Kim to do it.
Speaker 1: It's like are you ready to break?
Speaker 6: Here we go five six, seven eight. This is just
Speaker 6: some default Cisco hold music we got because they don't
Speaker 6: you can't license anything else.
Speaker 1: Like that's what it feels like. But don't tell me.
Speaker 2: You're not excited when that sick beat drops on Hold. Okay,
Speaker 2: it's but here's my question. I forgive me if this
Speaker 2: is a dumb question, but.
Speaker 1: Like I will not be able to I just have
Speaker 1: I'll just leave.
Speaker 2: If it's bad, I'll I'll just go It's the Olympics,
Speaker 2: you know what I mean. I'd imagine there's some money
Speaker 2: behind it, there's some press, there's there's a machine behind it.
Speaker 2: I don't understand why they wouldn't be able to get
Speaker 2: the licensing, especially because we have other competitions that use
Speaker 2: license music like figure skating, gymnastics all of that. So
Speaker 2: I don't even understand the mechanism by which that would
Speaker 2: be an issue.
Speaker 1: It continues the great tradition of our modern world of
Speaker 1: just spending all the money in the exact wrong places. Yeah,
Speaker 1: like spending probably spending like one hundreds of millions of
Speaker 1: dollars trying to clean the shit out of the Seen River,
Speaker 1: and spending like a couple million on fucking just getting
Speaker 1: good music for the breakdancing competition. It feels like it's
Speaker 1: like a cool idea that everybody was immediately like embarrassed
Speaker 1: by and like are just like kind of half assing, Which.
Speaker 2: That's lame, because I feel like it would be cool.
Speaker 2: And I've never given a single solitary shit about break
Speaker 2: dancing in my entire life until write this second, But
Speaker 2: like now I feel like I want to, like campaign
Speaker 2: for it or something like help them out.
Speaker 3: Let's start at this campaign, all right, let's do it.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 6: Breaking in the games also like yeah, like when it
Speaker 6: comes to La, like that feels like like this is
Speaker 6: a this is a major city that had a handle,
Speaker 6: like the evolution of hip hop.
Speaker 1: Like yeah, why don't we have break in here in
Speaker 1: and like the subjectivity of it doesn't.
Speaker 10: Like.
Speaker 1: Some of the most randomly captivating moments I've had watching
Speaker 1: the Olympics are events like rhythmic gymnastics and like that,
Speaker 1: where it's just like, would they with the little beach ball?
Speaker 6: Yeah, they're doing like little beach ball things or whatever
Speaker 6: that's called.
Speaker 1: I'm I don't give a subjective Yeah, oh yeah, rhythm dancer,
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, ribbon dancerund.
Speaker 2: Yeah, don't pretend like y'all have a gotten some sort
Speaker 2: of ribbon and flung it around and yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah no, that's a common birthday party like parting, you know,
Speaker 1: gift that you get at a kid's birthday party. Oh,
Speaker 1: and then you try and do the little fucking tornado. Yeah,
Speaker 1: watch I fucked that ship up. And then my kids
Speaker 1: are okay, great man, no reaction, Yeah, they give you
Speaker 1: the kim Yeah reaction. So okay, so you think that's cool. Okay,
Speaker 1: I was just checking that you thought that was cool.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but it's already not part of the twenty twenty
Speaker 1: four games or twenty twenty eight games as of right now,
Speaker 1: which seems nuts considering that, unlike Paris, La was one
Speaker 1: of the hotbeds in the early days of the art form.
Speaker 2: Kim and I will take care of that, don't you worry.
Speaker 1: Okay. I didn't want to like come out and ask it,
Speaker 1: but we did have you on for this story specifically,
Speaker 1: break do something, Okay, the same breaking they are doing
Speaker 1: flag football in the Olympics. Instead of breaking, it's like,
Speaker 1: come on, guys, yeah well yeah sure, but like they
Speaker 1: get squashed next time, so that one person, can you know,
Speaker 1: just hold on to travesty might yah, yeah, might to.
Speaker 6: But yeah, but I think flag foot flag football is
Speaker 6: just so that feels like less like breaking at least
Speaker 6: feels like artistic. It like required, like not to say
Speaker 6: flag football doesn't, but that's like a game we grow up.
Speaker 3: Playing play that like powder games in high school.
Speaker 6: Yeah yeah, yeah yeah, And I get like track is
Speaker 6: simple or whatever, but there's still like a level of
Speaker 6: like I don't know, So we'll see what the flag
Speaker 6: football looks like, but I feel like it'll yeah, look,
Speaker 6: just sort the music out and you could probably have
Speaker 6: something like akin to what these like great looking like
Speaker 6: break dancing competitions look like. But that's the hard part
Speaker 6: because the Olympics are they have a great track record
Speaker 6: with this kind of stuff.
Speaker 1: So we'll see. Well, the sprinting though, the sprinting, the sprinting,
Speaker 1: I'm ready for the swimming in the pools. They are
Speaker 1: going to what's that no, open mouth river, swimming, open mountain.
Speaker 2: All swimmers are going to have like like just explosive diarrhea, like.
Speaker 1: Not horrible skin rashes. Yeah. Yeah. They will be shipping
Speaker 1: in the Olympic pools too, just to make it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: there will be ship floating.
Speaker 6: And we're about equity here. Yeah, everyone take it up
Speaker 6: real quick. There's free bree, some bree that's kind of
Speaker 6: pasted its date and your stomach up and just blasting
Speaker 6: in the pool.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's what chlor is for, you know exactly exactly.
Speaker 1: Well, Kim and Kat, such a pleasure having you both
Speaker 1: on the podcast. Where can people find you? Follow you
Speaker 1: all that good stuff?
Speaker 3: Yeah, thank you so much for having us. You can
Speaker 3: find us wherever you listen to podcasts. It's called Kim
Speaker 3: and Kats Stay Alive, maybebe and we're on social media
Speaker 3: at kk SAM podcast.
Speaker 1: There it is. It's a lot of fun. I highly
Speaker 1: recommend you check it out if you're a horror fan
Speaker 1: or even if you're not, because you get the whole
Speaker 1: plot and everything kind of described explained to you. So
Speaker 1: it's a especially if you're scarity cat like me who
Speaker 1: doesn't like those movies.
Speaker 3: Them last through them as well, and you had practice
Speaker 3: staying alive, Like we're so prepared for our feature Handmaid's
Speaker 3: Tale Country.
Speaker 1: Yeah you're ready?
Speaker 2: Yeah, so ready.
Speaker 1: Is there a work of media that you guys have
Speaker 1: been enjoying.
Speaker 2: Work of media? I am obsessed with the Boys, So
Speaker 2: I have been loving that show and it kind of
Speaker 2: hits my horror nerves. I don't know what I'm saying. Yeah,
Speaker 2: like it's just yeah, but like the acting is fantastic
Speaker 2: and also like you know, just they go there like
Speaker 2: if you're one, you know, they never ever pull any punches,
Speaker 2: and I just kind of love the bravery of that show.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, so I've been kind of I didn't realize
Speaker 1: till the Swinton was.
Speaker 2: Of the octopus. Yeah, if you know it, you can like.
Speaker 2: As soon as you know, you're like, oh.
Speaker 6: Yeah, yep, yeah, yeah, don't break that poor octopus is hard, how.
Speaker 1: About you, cam.
Speaker 3: I also love the bravery of ninety Day Fiance. You
Speaker 3: know they go out there. It's beautiful, it's really powerful.
Speaker 1: No punch is pulled there.
Speaker 2: Yeah, not a single one.
Speaker 1: Amazing. Well, thank you guys again. Miles, where can people
Speaker 1: find you? Follow you as their working media you've been enjoying?
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, find me at Miles of Gray on Twitter
Speaker 6: and Instagram. Find Jack and I on the basketball podcast
Speaker 6: Miles and Jack Got Mad. And if you like ninety
Speaker 6: Day Fiance, you catch me on the other show for
Speaker 6: twenty Day Fiance with Sophia Alexandra.
Speaker 1: It's a fun time. It's a fun time.
Speaker 6: A couple of tweets I like. First one is from
Speaker 6: at Roger tweeted my number one younger millennial trait is.
Speaker 6: I am young enough that playing video games is a
Speaker 6: lifelong hobby of mine, but old enough that I have
Speaker 6: absolutely no desire to play online against strangers.
Speaker 1: My beef is with the computer, and the computer only.
Speaker 6: Outsiders do not need to get involved, and I felt
Speaker 6: that shit because.
Speaker 1: I've only known the computer to be my enemy as
Speaker 1: an older game player.
Speaker 6: And another one at Year of the Wizard tweeted smoking
Speaker 6: weed when you're bald must be like, damn, I'm so
Speaker 6: fucking high and I'm bald.
Speaker 1: As a bald smoker. I was like, bro, I never
Speaker 1: thought about that, but I'm gonna do that now.
Speaker 2: Truer words never spoken.
Speaker 1: Show a couple of tweets. I've been enjoying Brandy and
Speaker 1: tweeted jd Van's always looks like you should be wearing
Speaker 1: a bib, which is true, and then Kant's at Kant's
Speaker 1: e y Y tweeted the picture of Trump with his
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Speaker 1: our footnotes were like off the information that we talked
Speaker 1: about in today's episode, as well as a song that
Speaker 1: we think you might enjoy Miles Well's song you think
Speaker 1: people might enjoy.
Speaker 6: This is a track from a new producer that I
Speaker 6: just came across called Sarah the Instrumentalist. It's an American
Speaker 6: beat maker and her sound is like, oh Man, like
Speaker 6: high tech jay Dilla if you like that production, like
Speaker 6: songs q Tip produced for tripal Quest. It has that
Speaker 6: like old school jazzy boom backfield to it, but there's
Speaker 6: something modern about it which I really like. And you
Speaker 6: know she's really making those beats because she doesn't use
Speaker 6: any quantization, no quantize on these beats. They're all hand played,
Speaker 6: just like jay Dilla intended. So anyway, this is a
Speaker 6: track from Sarah the Instrumentalist called This Makes Everything Better,
Speaker 6: which maybe is a good title that we could just
Speaker 6: listen to it for now while you go to sleep tool.
Speaker 1: Yeah right, well, we will link off to that in
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