Speaker 1: Help We Suck At Being Newlyweds?
Speaker 2: Went Dean Angler, Helen Key, and Jared haven An iHeartRadio podcast.
Speaker 1: Hey, welcome to another episode of Help We Suck At
Speaker 1: Being Newlyweds. I'm Jared joined via zoom Helen and Dean
Speaker 1: of course, who are together. It's like the first time
Speaker 1: you guys were together in the podcast in a while.
Speaker 1: I feel like, but that's because Dean, you're literally climbing melons.
Speaker 3: We were supposed to be here last week, but I
Speaker 3: was gone for the day. We were together the week
Speaker 3: before that, we know we weren't. That was Rob Thomas.
Speaker 3: That was like July fourth.
Speaker 1: Oh god, what a man? What a man?
Speaker 3: What a man? What a man?
Speaker 1: What a man? Bro Yeah, it's always good to listen
Speaker 1: to that episode.
Speaker 3: Just quickly podcasting in the same room as this one here.
Speaker 3: I know they should go back and listen to the
Speaker 3: Rob Thomas episode. Though.
Speaker 1: How great was that episode?
Speaker 3: When are we in a podcast in the same room
Speaker 3: together again?
Speaker 1: You think, dude, I don't know. I actually was talking
Speaker 1: to Kalen about that last week on the podcast because
Speaker 1: I just I feel like it's such a different banter,
Speaker 1: you know, when we're on the same room together. It sucks,
Speaker 1: But what are you going to do? You guys live
Speaker 1: in Vegas. I love in Rhode Island. You know, you
Speaker 1: guys are in LA more than me. But we should
Speaker 1: you know what iHeart and put it out there. You
Speaker 1: should just fly us all out on your dime. Put
Speaker 1: us up in a nice hotel. We'll record, you know,
Speaker 1: a few episodes together, really, just you know, laugh, joke,
Speaker 1: get some good content and then you know, fly us
Speaker 1: first class back.
Speaker 4: Yeah that's perfect.
Speaker 3: Yeah, at least us for shorter flight first class for us,
Speaker 3: aren't you guys moving back to LA. Didn't you say
Speaker 3: something about that? Right?
Speaker 1: No? What the hell's matter with you?
Speaker 3: Oh? Man? Maybe just wishfle thinking?
Speaker 1: But yeah, I mean Ashley she's doing all right. I
Speaker 1: mean Rhode Island is Here's the thing. Rhode Island is
Speaker 1: so seasonal that right now is a good time to
Speaker 1: be in Rhode Island because summer it's like very beach town.
Speaker 1: Ashley loves being over there. So we really just got
Speaker 1: out of the storm that was January through really April.
Speaker 1: But she's doing all right, like we're in Virginia. God,
Speaker 1: I see you.
Speaker 3: I'm so sorry, Helen.
Speaker 1: Did you get mad? At his sneezes.
Speaker 4: You know what, I've learned to accept it.
Speaker 2: And his brother's wife, so our sister in law texted
Speaker 2: me and she's like, just so you know, this is genetic,
Speaker 2: and prepare for your kids to have a loud sneeze too,
Speaker 2: because their baby that's like a month old, she said,
Speaker 2: has the loudest knee she's.
Speaker 4: Ever heard in her entire life. So I just have
Speaker 4: to make doo.
Speaker 1: Ashley will not say God bless you if I sneeze
Speaker 1: too loudly.
Speaker 3: What.
Speaker 1: Yeah, She's like, that's annoying. She's like, you're doing it
Speaker 1: on purpose. And I said, no, I just when I sneeze,
Speaker 1: I'm getting it out, baby, And I'm not this. I mean, Caitlin,
Speaker 1: do you hold your sneezes in? I feel like a
Speaker 1: lot of girls do that, which is ridiculous.
Speaker 3: No.
Speaker 2: Actually, I think my sneezes have become louder since dating him,
Speaker 2: and sometimes they like irk me or scare me and
Speaker 2: hurt my ears, but especially my ears. Your sneezes and
Speaker 2: especially if we're in a car together, they hurt my ears.
Speaker 2: But no, I feel like they've gotten louder. I used
Speaker 2: to have quiet sneeze is another a little loud.
Speaker 3: Good for you, you're coming out of your shell.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I can't imagine Klyn having a loud sneeze. It's like
Speaker 1: a little petite one. But Rhene Island's good. She's doing
Speaker 1: better in Virginia right now, visiting her family. It's also
Speaker 1: Dawson has just gotten so much better over the past
Speaker 1: few months. I will never understand anybody who says that
Speaker 1: they're the baby, like the infant phase is their favorite phase.
Speaker 1: You crazy, because, don't get me wrong, babies are so cute.
Speaker 1: Duson's so cute as a baby, and he's Keith and
Speaker 1: he's just he's literally just a blob laying there, which
Speaker 1: is adorable. But he is so much more fun now.
Speaker 1: I was just wrestling with him on the couch and
Speaker 1: he is laughing and he's engaging, and he's talking like
Speaker 1: he's not saying words, but he's like but that boa
Speaker 1: he's pointing, and I'm like, dude, I have no idea
Speaker 1: what you're saying right now. And he's wobbling while walking
Speaker 1: and trying to like put his hand on the table.
Speaker 1: He looks like, you know, a drunk man at two
Speaker 1: in the morning trying to get home, and it's phenomenal
Speaker 1: sleeping through the night. Now he still requires so much attention.
Speaker 1: He's exhausting because you can't sit down with him, as
Speaker 1: every parent will tell you, you know, it's just like
Speaker 1: you don't sit down. But it's so much better now
Speaker 1: than when he was. Oh my god. The idea of
Speaker 1: having a second kid, I don't know if I talked
Speaker 1: about on the podcast last week, but like, I think
Speaker 1: we're gonna start trying next month and I'm just dreading
Speaker 1: every second of it. I want more kids, don't get
Speaker 1: me wrong, but like, holy crap. The idea of getting
Speaker 1: back into that phase of just like Ashley being pregnant
Speaker 1: and sick, and then you know, the baby comes and
Speaker 1: then we're just up every three hours from what Dawson
Speaker 1: was a year over a year not sleeping. So hopefully
Speaker 1: that doesn't happen again, but just like doing that all
Speaker 1: over again while also having an infant and then trying
Speaker 1: to run Audrey's is just gonna and then keeping Ashley
Speaker 1: happy in Rhode Island. I'm like, holy, this is tell.
Speaker 3: Us how you really feel? Keep going, keep going? What
Speaker 3: else you got?
Speaker 1: Well, that's the main objective right now, is that trying
Speaker 1: to figure out we're obviously gonna have more kids. Because
Speaker 1: here's the thing. I was talking to other parents about this,
Speaker 1: and that we're all in the same page. I don't
Speaker 1: know why people don't talk about this. It's like, listen,
Speaker 1: the first year is just it's gonna be horrible. It's
Speaker 1: gonna be bad. It's gonna be great because you love
Speaker 1: your kids, and you know, you see them start to grow,
Speaker 1: and they're here and everybody loves being around them, and
Speaker 1: they're just little babies and like the first time they
Speaker 1: smile or the first time they make eye contact or
Speaker 1: say like a word, it's adorable and it's wonderful. But like,
Speaker 1: those are moments, you know, that make up probably like
Speaker 1: fifteen minutes of what ends up being three hundred and
Speaker 1: sixty five days of the year, you know, and the
Speaker 1: rest of the time, it's gonna be You're just you're
Speaker 1: gonna you just gotta breathe, gotta breathe, Remember to breathe.
Speaker 1: You're alive. And then after the first year and then
Speaker 1: they start like becoming a little bit more independent, and
Speaker 1: Dawson like is sleeping through the night, and then it
Speaker 1: gets better and now they're kids and they get to
Speaker 1: play together and it's so much fun. But like, there's
Speaker 1: gonna be a year it's just gonna it's just gonna
Speaker 1: be bad.
Speaker 3: Do you ever talk to Tanner about this stuff?
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's just like he's you know, it's just terrible.
Speaker 3: How many kids do they have now? They have like four?
Speaker 1: Right, they have seventeen? They have three three. But it
Speaker 1: all happened like because it was three. I think they
Speaker 1: had three under three because they had Emmy, and then
Speaker 1: they were trying for Brooks for a little while and
Speaker 1: I think it took them like seven months, so not
Speaker 1: long in the grand scheme of things, but a little
Speaker 1: while and then read I mean, dude, I think she
Speaker 1: was pregnant like three months after she gave birth three
Speaker 1: to Brooks. Something wacky that it was just like fast,
Speaker 1: and so they had three kids fast. And yeah, I
Speaker 1: just I just rough times, but wonderful times, but rough times.
Speaker 4: I don't know how how you could do that.
Speaker 2: I'm nervous for one, let alone, like be pregnant for
Speaker 2: three years almost.
Speaker 4: Oh my gosh, are.
Speaker 1: We just more selfish as a society now because now
Speaker 1: Ashley and I feel guilty?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I just I don't know the thought of kids
Speaker 2: really freak me out.
Speaker 4: And then multiple, multiple multiple.
Speaker 1: Well, I mean you already take care of one kid.
Speaker 3: It's just yeah, rude. It's funny because you were so
Speaker 3: pro children when we first met, and you.
Speaker 2: Slow, Okay, that's because that's because I was what twenty
Speaker 2: three when I met you, Yeah, and I was like,
Speaker 2: I have so much life to live before I think
Speaker 2: about kids. Now I'm twenty eight and I still have
Speaker 2: a few years. But it's like it's a lot closer. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and I'm like, oh, actually, this could happen, and I'm
Speaker 2: a little freaked out by it.
Speaker 3: Oh, I have to feel like you were more excited
Speaker 3: about kids when we first met, as what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: And I said, that's because that was like so far
Speaker 2: in it, you know, years away, and now it's a
Speaker 2: lot closer.
Speaker 3: I don't follow that logic, but because it's okay, I
Speaker 3: don't have to follow it because I.
Speaker 2: Was a young kid who's like, eventually I'll have kids,
Speaker 2: and now I'm older and it could happen, and it
Speaker 2: freaks me out.
Speaker 3: I see, do you not really still know?
Speaker 1: I think parents they because like now I can tell
Speaker 1: someone else be like it's great having kids. You know,
Speaker 1: it really is like I come home and Dawson he
Speaker 1: goes thatad that and I'm like, all right, well that's
Speaker 1: you know, worth every night's rest. I never got over
Speaker 1: the past year that one moment of him just looking
Speaker 1: at me with the biggest s min that that that
Speaker 1: that So it's great, it's amazing, Like you will love it.
Speaker 1: It's just like now Ashley and are getting into the
Speaker 1: phase of being like, all right, this is this is
Speaker 1: all great things now because we've always loved Dawson so much.
Speaker 1: That's the best part of having a baby, is that,
Speaker 1: like you experienced this love over time. Like we've talked
Speaker 1: about the podcasts. When I first saw Dawson, you know,
Speaker 1: when he came out in the delivery room, you know,
Speaker 1: everybody's like, oh, you're gonna get this overwhelming sense of
Speaker 1: love that you for experience before, and it's gonna be
Speaker 1: euphloric and it's just gonna be unlike anything you felt.
Speaker 1: And I was like, guys, I'm not feeling that, Like
Speaker 1: obviously he's my son. It's a crazy moment, but like,
Speaker 1: am I psychotic? And then now it's grown to a
Speaker 1: point where I would, oh yeah, I mean if I
Speaker 1: had other kids who would be a different story, but
Speaker 1: I'd probably kill myself with something happened to Dawson.
Speaker 3: If someone came to your house right now and said,
Speaker 3: it's either you or the.
Speaker 1: Baby, oh my god, shoot me seven times before you
Speaker 1: even look at Dawson. Nice, It's not even the thought
Speaker 1: would never even cross my mind.
Speaker 3: It's a good dad right there.
Speaker 1: Well, you guys will experience that, you know.
Speaker 3: It's just like if someone said it's either Dean or
Speaker 3: the baby, I guess I'd probably dead.
Speaker 1: I guess, are you insane? If you didn't tell me,
Speaker 1: I would I would judge you if you told me
Speaker 1: to kill Dawson.
Speaker 3: I would want you to kill the baby.
Speaker 1: I would be like, I would judge you so hard.
Speaker 3: I don't want to die. No, thankfully, that's not a choice.
Speaker 1: Obviously, this is this is the most horrible conversation we
Speaker 1: could possibly ever have on this podcast. But if someone
Speaker 1: came in and was, God, I feel so bad saying this,
Speaker 1: But someone was like, it's either Dawson or Lois. I
Speaker 1: love Lois so much she's I won't even care. I'd
Speaker 1: like that. I can't believe you even think that there's
Speaker 1: a comparison there, you know. And it's but I think
Speaker 1: about before I had Dawson, about the love I have
Speaker 1: for Lowes and still have for Lois. But it's just
Speaker 1: so much different now than it was prior. And I
Speaker 1: know every parent tells you that, but to actually experience
Speaker 1: it and be like, I love my dog so much,
Speaker 1: but if that dog even looks at like there's been
Speaker 1: times when Lois, like you know, has a little moment Dawson,
Speaker 1: and it's like Lois, I will not hesitate to like
Speaker 1: put you outside. Now if you even think about hurting Dawson.
Speaker 3: I thought you're gonna say Ashley or Dawson, not the dog.
Speaker 1: That's you know, that's a that's a tough But of
Speaker 1: course the same thing like if Ashley and I were
Speaker 1: ever in peril, I think both of us would say,
Speaker 1: you make sure Dawson is protected before anything with us.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but you guys, if you guys still have each other,
Speaker 3: you could just make a new one.
Speaker 1: That's true. That's true. I mean I could look a
Speaker 1: Dawson be like, bro, we could just create another.
Speaker 3: One your version one point. Oh dude, we got plenty
Speaker 3: more chances. No, I'm just kidding. It is It's probably
Speaker 3: weird to put yourself on that hypotheticals because it's like
Speaker 3: human nature to kind of think about. But obviously you
Speaker 3: never want to be in those city situations.
Speaker 1: Oh my god.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I mean, do you guys ever think about, like when
Speaker 1: you're laying in bed home invasion?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 4: All the time? No, all the time.
Speaker 3: I don't really think about that.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, you know where the gun is?
Speaker 4: You don't know how to use it? I need to
Speaker 4: go to a shooting range.
Speaker 3: You sure do.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I don't really love having a gun in the house,
Speaker 2: but it's Steen's gun to protect himself in the van, right,
Speaker 2: That's what I got it for.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and you know where it is, you don't, you know,
Speaker 3: just don't shoot yourself.
Speaker 2: My grandpa was the firearms instructor for the FBI, So
Speaker 2: I feel like I've got some good good shots in me.
Speaker 1: Yeah, damn. So where are you guys in the world
Speaker 1: right now? You both in Colorado?
Speaker 4: We're both in Colorado.
Speaker 2: We're in Denver until tomorrow, head to la and then
Speaker 2: back to Vegas.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Caitlin's got a bachelorette party to go to this weekend.
Speaker 4: Dean's got a golf tournament. To go to this weekend.
Speaker 3: Why do you say it like that as if I'm.
Speaker 4: Mike Kellis, Well we both got things in La.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but you said it as like a retort to
Speaker 3: what I was saying, as if.
Speaker 4: It felt like it. Well, I'm not the only one going.
Speaker 3: To La for Oh what I'm just saying? You got
Speaker 3: a fun bachelorrett party to go to this weekend?
Speaker 4: Yeah, Catalina. Never been to Catalina, have you, guys?
Speaker 3: No, just the wine mixer, Yeah, just the wine just
Speaker 3: in Catalina line mixer. Yeah. No, that'll be fun. You
Speaker 3: should have a good time.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it'll be It'll be a good time. And Catalina
Speaker 4: looks beautiful. So and it's going to be hot this weekend.
Speaker 2: It's going to be in like the upper nineties in La,
Speaker 2: which is crazy.
Speaker 1: Uh, Dean, how is your mountain climbing going before the wedding?
Speaker 1: Are you on pace?
Speaker 3: Uh? It's good man. Yeah, I'm actually had a schedule
Speaker 3: which is really nice. But I am taking the next
Speaker 3: five days off, so that'll probably put me like right
Speaker 3: at or behind schedule. But then I'm taking the next
Speaker 3: days on eight days on, so that'll put me ahead
Speaker 3: of schedule. But then I'm going to take a couple
Speaker 3: of days off so i'll be behind all right. Yeah,
Speaker 3: it's going well. I just did the hardest one I've
Speaker 3: done yet, which is like this traverse. There's four great
Speaker 3: traverses they call it, and I did the first one
Speaker 3: three days ago and it was good. It was a
Speaker 3: little scary at times. I finally turned my satellite phone
Speaker 3: on so I can text Kylen basically all the time,
Speaker 3: and we were actually just talking about that because she's
Speaker 3: very stressed out about me going on these journeys by myself.
Speaker 3: So I was like, well, we have this phone now
Speaker 3: and it's twenty cents a message, and she'll send me
Speaker 3: one word messages and I'm like, Kaylen, you need to
Speaker 3: put everything into one message because every message costs me
Speaker 3: twenty cents.
Speaker 2: Okay, because that's how I text, I text like you
Speaker 2: know little. I feel like some people text in full paragraphs.
Speaker 2: They get all their thoughts on a full paragraph, and
Speaker 2: then people just like send consecutive messages. And I'm trying
Speaker 2: to teach myself. I've been texting since I was what fifteen,
Speaker 2: how to text differently.
Speaker 3: Now she'd be like, shoot, that's okay, how's your day?
Speaker 3: Going all in different messages. I'm like, Kyl, these are
Speaker 3: twenty cents of peace right now, but I'm all on
Speaker 3: the same message.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Caitlin, you're the sweetest, but my god, text texters
Speaker 1: like you or just the absolute worst. Because, for example,
Speaker 1: when I'm on the podcast, my mom will text me
Speaker 1: and it's like ding ding ding ding, and I'm like,
Speaker 1: someone better have just died if I'm getting five text
Speaker 1: messages in a row. But of course it's not. She goes, Oh, okay,
Speaker 1: love you do you need dinner? We have leftovers? Oh
Speaker 1: my god, please, for the love of God, I'm doing something.
Speaker 2: I have friends who are those texters, and I'm definitely
Speaker 2: not that one. But you know, if I spell a
Speaker 2: word wrong, I'll like, I'll type it and I'm like, oh,
Speaker 2: I guess I don't really need to waste you know,
Speaker 2: correcting my bad grammar or my mistake on you know,
Speaker 2: if it's costing you twenty cents of the message.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, so that anyways, But that's good for us
Speaker 3: because Caylin's been stressed out about me being up there,
Speaker 3: so it's nice to be able to stay in contact
Speaker 3: at all times.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well you said it was you said the last
Speaker 1: one was a little scary. What is your definition of
Speaker 1: scary when climbing a mountain?
Speaker 3: Well, yeah, it's a really good question.
Speaker 4: Which are the photo.
Speaker 3: Well, like I said, it's considered one of the great
Speaker 3: traverses in Colorado. There's four of them, so it's it
Speaker 3: really only gets up to class four. But like you know,
Speaker 3: you're scaling the wall basically Tom cruise the intro of
Speaker 3: Mission Impossible three or whatever it is, and you're doing
Speaker 3: that two.
Speaker 1: But I digress.
Speaker 3: Oh my apologies. It's basically like that kind of stuff
Speaker 3: where like you're a lot of exposure, which means like
Speaker 3: if you fall, you're not just falling a couple of feet,
Speaker 3: You're like falling down a mountain.
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Speaker 1: So when you say you, because I guess I always
Speaker 1: envisioned when you said you're climbing these things, especially from
Speaker 1: your Instagram it's like a hike almost.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well there's fifty eight of them and like forty
Speaker 3: five are hikes, but then there's like ten of them
Speaker 3: that are like actual climbs. And Caitlyn was just talking
Speaker 3: to me yesterday because now she's motivated to maybe doing
Speaker 3: with me, and she was like, well, let's do one
Speaker 3: of these ones. I was like, no, I've already done
Speaker 3: all the easy ones. The hard ones are now. Like
Speaker 3: I was doing the easy ones to get ready for
Speaker 3: the hard ones essentially. But yeah, so there's just like
Speaker 3: some climbing and like exposure and you know, being up
Speaker 3: there by myself isn't necessarily the most fun thing in
Speaker 3: the world. The satellite onone helps me feel.
Speaker 1: More the safest because of something happens, at least if
Speaker 1: you're someone with someone.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I was. I was going across this traverse and
Speaker 3: I went to go put my foot down on this
Speaker 3: rock and rock like slipped out. I fell straight onto
Speaker 3: my back and I got stabbed in the back by
Speaker 3: a rock. And I got so lucky because it's like
Speaker 3: it's like maybe two inches to the right of my spine.
Speaker 3: But I was wondering, like if it landed on my
Speaker 3: spine I probably could have really hurt myself. But now
Speaker 3: I just got like this big g narley mark.
Speaker 1: How far did you fall?
Speaker 3: Just like I was just like like doing a big
Speaker 3: step and the rock like slipped out from under me,
Speaker 3: and then I fell onto another rock like that kind
Speaker 3: of thing. So it wasn't like I fell off a
Speaker 3: cliff or something like that. But I'm just saying, like,
Speaker 3: you know, two more inches to the left that could
Speaker 3: have rendered me a little bit more helpless.
Speaker 1: I guess, yeah, you would have been rolling down the aisle.
Speaker 3: Yeah, But I'd like to deal with people. It's just
Speaker 3: it's hard to find hiking partners. People a volunteer and
Speaker 3: I have some friends that are planning to meet me
Speaker 3: on certain ones, but like fifty eight mountains is so many,
Speaker 3: so many things to plan a climbing partner for. And
Speaker 3: people get angry at me on Instagram for hiking with
Speaker 3: girls because they think it's unfair of me to do.
Speaker 3: But it's it's foot.
Speaker 2: I'd rather him be safe that like, I don't know,
Speaker 2: I'd feel more comfortable when he's with another person. And
Speaker 2: it's so stupid he does have people like coming after
Speaker 2: him on Instagram like this is so disrespectful, and it's like,
Speaker 2: it's not disrespectful.
Speaker 3: They bring you up, Jared. They're like, Jared would never
Speaker 3: do this to Ashley Wells would never do it, to say,
Speaker 3: Bed would never do I swear to God, they're all
Speaker 3: with my dms, Jared Wells and Ben would never do
Speaker 3: this to their wives.
Speaker 1: Should I go on a hike with a girl and
Speaker 1: post about it, like, oh, Jared did it?
Speaker 3: That would be pretty funny. Uh, yeah, No, I don't know.
Speaker 3: It's it's going good though. The mountain climbing thing. I'm
Speaker 3: losing some weight, the big the red well, not the
Speaker 3: big reason, but one of the big reasons I wanted
Speaker 3: to do this was because I wanted to look a
Speaker 3: little slimmer and a little sexier for the wedding. And
Speaker 3: I got to say, it's working pretty well.
Speaker 2: It's going Tean Well Dean posted his first shirtless selfie
Speaker 2: in five years.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I posted a shirtless selfie on my Instagram story.
Speaker 3: That's how you know what's going on?
Speaker 1: Well, how did I miss that?
Speaker 3: Yeah, you missed out. It's going good. I like still
Speaker 3: feel like I've got a long way to go to
Speaker 3: be in shape. And I just put down a whole
Speaker 3: medium Domino's pizza last night. So feeling a little bloated
Speaker 3: right now, but oh you fun, it does. It does
Speaker 3: feel good. And I'm not drinking as much booze. I
Speaker 3: maybe drink like twice a month now. I used to
Speaker 3: drink a little bit more than that. So uh yeah,
Speaker 3: So it's going good from a fitness perspective, although I
Speaker 3: still get really tired really fast. I'm still old, fat
Speaker 3: and slow. But I've been sleeping up on some of
Speaker 3: the summits lately and that's been pretty fun.
Speaker 4: So I like, Hi, can that help you acclimate too?
Speaker 3: It helps? So the nice thing about that is it
Speaker 3: does help you. I'm already acclimated, I guess. But your
Speaker 3: body works a lot harder at higher elevations, like when
Speaker 3: I was in Pakistan and we were about fifteen thousand
Speaker 3: feet the entire time, your body is like working harder
Speaker 3: to maintain itself, so you're burning more calories from just
Speaker 3: literally doing nothing, And so sleeping on the summits of
Speaker 3: these mountains is like good for my fitness, you know,
Speaker 3: like it makes me burn more fat, I think.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean these videos are pretty spectacular. Holy shit,
Speaker 1: I was looking at the one where you high five. Uh,
Speaker 1: what looks like a girl on girl?
Speaker 3: It's a girl and feel free to slide into the comment.
Speaker 1: I don't see anything, which is very sad. Its almost
Speaker 1: in your DMS.
Speaker 3: You can restrict comments so like they still see the
Speaker 3: comment and you still see it. But I don't care.
Speaker 3: It's my social media. I'm allowed to monitor it as
Speaker 3: I see fit.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you can do what the hell you want.
Speaker 3: It was really when this person has said something along
Speaker 3: the line. Then they were going hamp and it was
Speaker 3: a fake account. They just made it and had one follower,
Speaker 3: like that kind of thing. They said something like Diana
Speaker 3: has a checkered history with infidelity, and that's when I drop.
Speaker 3: That's when I drew the line. I was like, okay, sure, yeah,
Speaker 3: I've cheated on an X before, but that's like a
Speaker 3: completely different person. I am now so f off. You're restricted, yeah, restricted, restricted,
Speaker 3: And then I and then I requested to follow that
Speaker 3: on Instagram and I don't think that they were accepted
Speaker 3: any posts.
Speaker 1: They have any posts up.
Speaker 3: There, They had no posts or anything. I just want
Speaker 3: to get to know this person better. You know, it
Speaker 3: was a burner account. They probably don't know me in
Speaker 3: real life, but maybe they do. Yeah, I was just
Speaker 3: interested to maybe get to know this person better, not
Speaker 3: from like a hostile standpoint, just out of curiosity.
Speaker 1: I used to go back and forth with a hater online,
Speaker 1: but it wasn't it was like I never knew who
Speaker 1: it was, but she would say some funny things. I
Speaker 1: can't remember exactly what it was, pretty much just like
Speaker 1: she first commented on my appearance and just like saying that,
Speaker 1: like I don't know, something that was ugly or something
Speaker 1: like that. But then we'd go back and forth and
Speaker 1: I would be like, thank you for the fall. You're
Speaker 1: one of my faves. And then she would always just
Speaker 1: like respond to my stories and just hate on me,
Speaker 1: but in kind of like a playful way, and honestly
Speaker 1: we formed some kind of friendship throughout the years. I
Speaker 1: haven't talked to her in a while, though, Ah.
Speaker 2: Sad well in the hater Train, Jeane sits something really
Speaker 2: nice two podcasts ago about being in love with me
Speaker 2: and stuff, and the people that always comment on the
Speaker 2: videos of the podcast videos were silent. They didn't say
Speaker 2: one freaking word, and I'm like, come on, you have.
Speaker 3: To just it's okay. But I like it I'm a
Speaker 3: punching bag. I can take the punches, andy feet into it.
Speaker 3: I'm happy to do it. Punch me on you, troll
Speaker 3: them back, punch me right now.
Speaker 4: Oh my gosh.
Speaker 3: Uh yeah, it's just it's it's okay, It's okay.
Speaker 1: You you know what I mean. It's so much more
Speaker 1: dominated by positive things. Who cares if people aren't hating
Speaker 1: on you, you're obviously doing not doing something right, Like
Speaker 1: you don't want to be universally loved, because that means
Speaker 1: you're just either a boring or to not being authentic
Speaker 1: to yourself. Because there are so many things that I
Speaker 1: post about that people are like, this is this is
Speaker 1: the stupidest shit I've ever seen. Like it is, I
Speaker 1: love it.
Speaker 3: But I love it. Your mustache, I piece it together.
Speaker 3: It's kind of looks like Tom Sandoval. Ah. But I mean,
Speaker 3: I don't mean that negatively at all, but DC, I do.
Speaker 3: You're like a sexier version of Tom sand the Wall.
Speaker 4: But Tom just has the mustached doesn't sure that's true?
Speaker 1: Got it? And he is the one who's in all
Speaker 1: the hot water.
Speaker 3: Yeah he is. But this works for you. This look works,
Speaker 3: doesn't Your hair is coming in a little thicker on
Speaker 3: the cheeks too than it normally does.
Speaker 1: Dude, you know what it is? So the barber, the
Speaker 1: barber that I go to. I swear to God, if
Speaker 1: you're single and you're a dude, you need to go
Speaker 1: to a barber. You don't go with all due respect,
Speaker 1: all like the hair salons and everything good out there.
Speaker 1: Maybe you have a great hairdresser. My point being is that, well, like, dude,
Speaker 1: I start going to a barber I don't know, a
Speaker 1: year and a half ago. His name is Caleb. I
Speaker 1: just feel I'm like, dude. I mean not that anything
Speaker 1: would change. I would end up with Actuley and be
Speaker 1: happily in love and everything worked out, but I was like,
Speaker 1: I wish I had this one on a single because
Speaker 1: like the way he lines up. All he does is
Speaker 1: line up my beard and it's fuller.
Speaker 3: I see you swear to guy barbershops secret secret weapon
Speaker 3: for the single guys out there.
Speaker 1: Dude, I'm not joking. I think every person out there,
Speaker 1: if you're single right there, if you're a guy and
Speaker 1: you're looking to like clean up your face, clean up
Speaker 1: your hair a little bit, like look a little bit
Speaker 1: more put together, go to a barber because they're just
Speaker 1: gonna literally he just lines me up. I look, I
Speaker 1: leave there with a fuller beard. I swear to God,
Speaker 1: he ads fair. He adds hair to my face.
Speaker 3: Good to know. On that note, you guys, I think
Speaker 3: it's time for us to say goodbye, right Jared, do
Speaker 3: you want to bring us out of here?
Speaker 1: Of course? Kaylin, Dean, you're wonderful. Good luck with your
Speaker 1: travels to La Kaylen, have fun.
Speaker 3: Dean.
Speaker 1: I hope you shoot under an eighty and make sure
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