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Speaker 2: Except okopt okp. We will live on.

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Speaker 1: That's right, on the internet, immortalized. In a thousand years,

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Speaker 2: Ancient scrolls will be will.

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Speaker 1: Be written about us and the sage wisdom we gave

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Speaker 2: That's right. So I thirty eight beemale to have five kids,

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Speaker 3: She literally broke this poor girl's wrist and she's being racist,

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Speaker 3: Here's your allowed racism and bullying card for having a

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Speaker 1: If your grandma's dead and you're racist, you're still racist. Correct,

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Speaker 3: You just gotta have the gene in your family and

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Speaker 3: You know, it's a good question, Ryan, It's a good question,

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Speaker 3: We just might read it.

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Speaker 1: I found out that my ex boyfriend and his mom

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Speaker 3: You know, you know, Sam, we we read a lot

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Speaker 1: Like like I thought, it was just a dumb rumor,

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Speaker 1: because it's obvious to see why that sort of rumor

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Speaker 1: knew Brian and his mom, and it just didn't seem likely.

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Speaker 1: They weren't a really good fit.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you know, like they had they clicked on something

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Speaker 3: here and there, but they were in a full mesh

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Speaker 3: you know what I mean.

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Speaker 2: She was I n T I J he was iye in.

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Speaker 2: It just didn't quite match up. That's her freaking son.

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Speaker 1: They were very normal, upper middle class, not like toothless

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Speaker 1: rednecks or anything. Oh yeah, and who does that? Going

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Speaker 1: to Dale for murderers seemed way more likely than that. Yes,

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Speaker 1: I would agree, I would agree anyway. After college, I

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Speaker 1: moved into a really tiny city in a rural area

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Speaker 1: halfway across the country, literally thousands of miles from where

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Speaker 1: I grew up, the reason being because I fen loved

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Speaker 1: the mountains, and also nobody can afford to live where

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Speaker 1: I grew up anymore. This weekend I went to Target

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Speaker 1: and guess who I saw there?

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Speaker 2: No, yeah, no, yep.

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Speaker 1: And they were acting, you know, familiar. They didn't kiss

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Speaker 1: or anything, but it was unmistakable way too much touching,

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Speaker 3: And they're adults now, so it's like, you're not like

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Speaker 3: quite hand holding your mother as an adult male that's

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Speaker 3: at least handsy societally, not what you what you typically

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Speaker 3: see you. It must be like mama knows how to

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Speaker 3: treat her son, you know, Hey, listen, Mama knows best.

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Speaker 2: Mama knows best. She's seen you at every stage. I've

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Speaker 2: seen him balls drop. Now I'm gonna see him dry. No,

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Speaker 2: God help us. Ah, Okay, I'm way too comfortable making this.

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Speaker 2: Yeah yeah.

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Speaker 1: I stalked him around the store a bit, just because

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Speaker 1: I was so intensely curious, and even out into the

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Speaker 1: them without mask on. It was definitely them. Thankfully they

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Speaker 1: didn't notice me. I look a lot different now, which helps.

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Speaker 1: Plus I was wearing sunglasses and a mask, but like

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Speaker 1: just really weird, just like I've been shocked. I don't know,

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Speaker 1: I've been dying to tell someone, but I'm not close

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Speaker 1: to many people from high school anymore. The only friend

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Speaker 1: I still talk to is really dramatic, and I know

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Speaker 1: she can't keep a secret. And even though I would

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Speaker 1: sooner die than have sex with my mom or dad,

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Speaker 1: I don't necessarily want to ruin Brian's perfect life with

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Speaker 1: his mom or whatever, or any more than it already

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Speaker 1: has been.

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Speaker 2: It's our fairy tale ending.

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Speaker 1: Why ruin that's honestly like, that's some Game of Throne

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Speaker 1: shit there, like you know, Mayor and your mom like

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Speaker 1: they the gay. I don't know if anyone has seen

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Speaker 1: one of the latest episodes of House of Dragons, but

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Speaker 1: there is some familial relations going on in there. I

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Speaker 1: was thinking about telling my roommate, but to be honest,

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Speaker 1: I don't like it that much, so I'm telling you

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Speaker 1: all this piece of juicy gossip instead. I know it

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Speaker 1: means way less to you than it does to me,

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Speaker 1: but there it is. Anyway, the world is a fed

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Speaker 1: up place.

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Speaker 2: Op you.

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Speaker 3: You have just bestowed upon us the stinkiest, rankest story

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Speaker 3: possibly imaginable.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, geez, I don't know what I mean. This is

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Speaker 2: hard to top. I mean it is.

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Speaker 3: It is painfully challenging to try to find something that

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Speaker 3: is more insane than this.

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Speaker 2: I wish, like I think, I like, I want to

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Speaker 2: I want to talk to kind of this relationship.

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Speaker 3: That is honestly, I would uh uh, Brian or whoever

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Speaker 3: you're name the person in this story. If if this

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Speaker 3: gets to you or listeners of this show, search the

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Speaker 3: earth far and wide, if we get I want to

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Speaker 3: talk to this, if we could possibly sit him down

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Speaker 3: on the podcast and just hear his story, yeah, hear

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Speaker 3: his side?

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Speaker 2: What what got you to this point? Man?

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Speaker 3: You know what? Like of the billions of women on.

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Speaker 2: Planet Earth, you know, he's just a mama's boy, the

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Speaker 2: whole different breed of mama's boy. Mommy