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Speaker 2: Either way, we want to be there. Doesn't matter how

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Speaker 1: We want to send you off inside. We wanna welcome

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Speaker 1: was it fine? Malborn?

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Speaker 3: Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 1: Do your need ride?

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Speaker 3: Welcome to do you need to ride? This is Chris.

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Speaker 1: Fairbanks and this is Karen Kilgarriff.

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Speaker 3: We're driving. We are driving.

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Speaker 1: We certainly are driving.

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Speaker 3: We're in a moving motor vehicle.

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Speaker 1: We're in a moving motor vehicle. And we have a guest.

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Speaker 1: It's almost like the old time.

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Speaker 3: It is like the old time.

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Speaker 4: We might just take our guest to Lax, even though

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Speaker 4: he has a show in town and that would be

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Speaker 3: Forum.

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Speaker 5: We force him out of the car at Lax and

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Speaker 5: be like, sorry, that's the agreement.

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Speaker 3: Sorry, you read our mission statement that we did we

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Speaker 3: ever write it up?

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Speaker 1: Yep, we wrote it up. We made him sign it.

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Speaker 1: He docu signed it through email.

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Speaker 5: It's too late, ladies and gentlemen, Guy Brandon this year

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Speaker 5: with us today?

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Speaker 6: When will there be sweeping? Do you need a ride

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Speaker 6: related legislation? When will a proposition ban podcasting? Well? Drive?

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Speaker 1: This is this year twenty sixteen. When you go to.

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Speaker 5: Vote for Trump, we also would like you to vote

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Speaker 5: against this podcast.

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Speaker 1: If you could.

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Speaker 4: Sorry, as usual, I'm having your man kids and picking up.

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Speaker 4: Sorry at all, darn it all. Okay, I'm gonna turn

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Speaker 4: that one up.

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Speaker 1: Turn it up.

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Speaker 3: There we go.

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Speaker 4: You sound terrific. Now, I think there's a kink in the.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe we're not supposed to wrap them so tight?

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Speaker 3: Is a kink in the armor?

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Speaker 1: Nope, I don't like it.

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Speaker 5: You're not allowed to say it anymore. I was just

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Speaker 5: I was just being racist.

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Speaker 6: Karen, can your all of your lines from the beginning of.

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Speaker 1: Clink It Clink in the Armor? Hello, everybody, It's me

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Speaker 1: Karen Kilgarriff, And I'm Chris.

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Speaker 3: This is I'm on the ones and twos.

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Speaker 1: Like I used to be, Yeah, and driving.

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Speaker 4: And uh and and the levels are off the off

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Speaker 5: Chris looks like the you know in Sesame Street where

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Speaker 1: Like ten coconut cream pies.

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Speaker 5: Maybe like balancing a bunch of pies and then he'd

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Speaker 3: Right.

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Speaker 1: Remember that that's what Chris is doing right now.

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Speaker 1: It does. I'm old and you're young.

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Speaker 3: The only difference between me and that guy is that

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Speaker 6: Literally, everyone's seen me sweat.

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Speaker 3: It's what I do.

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Speaker 1: It's kind of your act.

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Speaker 4: But when I went in there and shook the lady's hand,

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Speaker 3: Yes, I think she also looked at my tongue.

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Speaker 6: Karen, I'm not okay with guys. Guys like Chris Fairbanks

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Speaker 5: Stay by Rihanna? Because I know it. I love that song.

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Speaker 3: A song by Tame and Paula that's indie rock band.

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Speaker 6: Think about Rihanna is that she's interesting, like underneath been

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Speaker 6: Right, here's a beautiful story. Okay, I was at rage

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Speaker 6: It was Rihanna and it was Ponder Replay. And not

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Speaker 4: And at that time, no one knew her. And when

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Speaker 6: Yes, I was just letting everyone know that I had

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Speaker 5: That was like a guy Brandham knighthood to Rihanna. She

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Speaker 3: Also, what we don't know is at the time he

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Speaker 4: Wand in old Stardust Speckless got across rage.

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Speaker 6: Keep going to dohemy, Oh, let or you can go,

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Speaker 6: you can go down. I'm sorry that I'm making you

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Speaker 5: You have to let you have to let Chris feel

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Speaker 3: I don't know. I think I'm turning left just to

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Speaker 1: Yes, I'm sure you are.

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Speaker 6: What if, Karen, what if I made you just drive

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Speaker 4: Never know when you're you don't even know you're fixing

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Speaker 6: Those people will be so rich until they get cancer.

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Speaker 4: It's hard to time cancer. It usually comes unexpectedly.

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Speaker 6: But in Texas, Karen, what's your cancer of choice?

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Speaker 1: I guess it would be scalp if I got to choose,

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Speaker 6: You're gonna lose your hair anyways, It's right.

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Speaker 5: It's terrible of me to say, because you know why

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Speaker 3: Years, an everlasting wound.

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Speaker 5: And everlasting wound, and he actually recently had to go

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Speaker 5: have it like treated, because it's like it's just this

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Speaker 1: And then he would he wouldn't leave it alone. He

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Speaker 3: Wow. Gross, Are you sure you want scalp?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? Actually, I'm gonna change my mind it tongue.

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Speaker 3: What does it say about me that I'm I want testiculars?

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Speaker 4: I mean I don't want to have kids. I just

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Speaker 6: It seems like very that's right.

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Speaker 1: You can just get rid of it.

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Speaker 6: Guy.

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Speaker 6: Oh, my friend Heather McDonald, she would always been declaring

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Speaker 6: Yeah, just like be positive? Why not just lean into it?

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Speaker 1: No, that's all? Oh I mean, oh yeah you can't.

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Speaker 5: They're forcing us to go down Santa Montica.

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Speaker 3: Rage it is.

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Speaker 6: No one goes there anymore.

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Speaker 5: No, no, it happened after high school. We knew her from

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Speaker 4: I'm going to get one hip replaced and then hopefully

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Speaker 3: Right?

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Speaker 3: How do I make how do I benefit off of this?

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Speaker 5: Well, you you get a cane that has some kind

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Speaker 6: Like Tim Allen?

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Speaker 3: Why would you honk it?

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Speaker 1: Me? Karen?

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Speaker 6: Who whose head should be on the cane?

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Speaker 5: And then you can start making fun of Tim Allen's

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Speaker 4: Oh, he I think I would love to commemorate. Well, Milton,

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Speaker 4: I do remember how bad I am driving and talking?

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Speaker 3: Yes, that's why happening.

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Speaker 1: That's why I offered to do it. Yes, do you

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Speaker 6: I'm okay, okay, Chris, Why do you have to have

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Speaker 3: No, just a gift from God.

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Speaker 4: I have weird shaped bones, and I guess I've always

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Speaker 4: Yeah, blade hands, real short leg rapid but short leg

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Speaker 6: We're driving past the Abbey, America's gay Bar.

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Speaker 5: I went to the Abbey once, like I think I

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Speaker 5: Okay, why because when I lived in San Francisco, all

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Speaker 5: like Rihanna videos, as we know, yes, and usually people

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Speaker 6: And you know that ar situation where the worst thing

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Speaker 5: Yeah, that's exactly that's the most vicious thing that's ever

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Speaker 1: Anyway, see you later. I guess I need smaller eyebrows.

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Speaker 1: The nineties were an ugly time for many of us.

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Speaker 6: It's so weird to think about what everybody was doing.

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Speaker 1: Like, honestly, these big, wide, short like light pink sweatshirts that.

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Speaker 6: The amount of midrift that's happening right now is like exciting.

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Speaker 3: It is a sign.

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Speaker 5: It's it's right now sprinkling in la which is a

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Speaker 4: It's much like when I lived in Texas. When it

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Speaker 1: No, you're right not to trust them.

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Speaker 6: All right, you can just pull in really quickly along

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Speaker 6: we'll run inside. Now we'll get my mail.

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Speaker 3: Oh, do you need a ride to your mail?

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Speaker 6: I'm sorry, I'm making you guys do something that's fun.

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Speaker 3: This is perfect?

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Speaker 1: Is mail a euphemism for your drug dealer?

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Speaker 6: Yes?

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Speaker 3: I have to pick up a package and put it

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Speaker 1: He's going to be so wired when he gets back

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Speaker 1: to this car.

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Speaker 4: Oh, he's gonna upon receiving the drugs. Just Inhale them.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean inhal them right, Yeah, you have to.

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Speaker 4: Okay, I'm starting to feel bad. I there there was

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Speaker 4: some sound issues, but I can doctor them. It's fine,

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Speaker 4: It'll be fine. It just I just remember now. It's

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Speaker 3: But this is fun.

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Speaker 1: Wait are we recording?

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Speaker 3: Yes?

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Speaker 1: Oh okay, good?

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Speaker 3: Yes, yeah.

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Speaker 1: I put you to turn it off, just into be.

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Speaker 3: Like like I like to do podcast commentary.

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Speaker 1: I think we should.

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Speaker 5: I mean, this is what we really go through every time.

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Speaker 5: People need to know, right, it's not just all fun

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Speaker 4: No, no, especially for you. I want this car. I

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Speaker 4: people miss the fact that I'm able to speak in

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Speaker 1: Yeah that's right. Yeah, yeah, good plan.

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Speaker 6: There were no checks, everybody.

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Speaker 1: Oh, I'm sorry.

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Speaker 6: We were all hoping for checks, but there were no checks.

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Speaker 1: Do you need twenty dollars till tomorrow?

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Speaker 6: No care?

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Speaker 1: I twenty from the last.

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Speaker 6: Time, Karen, shut up. I just it's fun when they're checks.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I know, those green envelopes from the WGA.

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Speaker 6: There were, however, two billing notices from Writers Guild Insurance

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Speaker 6: telling me that they had paid for things Oh, that's

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Speaker 6: always nice.

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Speaker 1: That is nice.

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Speaker 6: I have good insurance.

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Speaker 1: I believe I'm in arrears with the Writer's Guild right now.

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Speaker 1: I don't understand how to do those.

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Speaker 6: Who isn't Karen, OK, we're not going to get screeners

454
00:19:54,520 --> 00:19:56,720
Speaker 6: and that's okay.

455
00:19:56,960 --> 00:19:59,240
Speaker 3: Do you get insurance? Do you both have good insurance?

456
00:19:59,280 --> 00:20:01,040
Speaker 1: Because of the right it's amazing.

457
00:20:01,160 --> 00:20:02,560
Speaker 6: Would you like to marry one of us?

458
00:20:02,920 --> 00:20:06,320
Speaker 3: I have the SAG insurance, which I think is okay.

459
00:20:06,920 --> 00:20:10,200
Speaker 1: Well, that's good. It's hard to qualify for Chris.

460
00:20:09,720 --> 00:20:11,639
Speaker 3: I'm happy that I got it.

461
00:20:11,760 --> 00:20:12,320
Speaker 1: Congratulated.

462
00:20:12,440 --> 00:20:13,480
Speaker 6: You work that regularly.

463
00:20:13,960 --> 00:20:17,960
Speaker 4: I just oh commercials, yes, oh yeah, No, one knows

464
00:20:18,000 --> 00:20:21,640
Speaker 4: about the commercials. It's the best way to be in SAG.

465
00:20:21,880 --> 00:20:23,399
Speaker 1: It's the Fairbanks dirty secret.

466
00:20:23,560 --> 00:20:26,560
Speaker 6: It is so dirty, and you make so much money

467
00:20:26,560 --> 00:20:27,200
Speaker 6: from commercials.

468
00:20:27,280 --> 00:20:29,879
Speaker 3: Yeah, just selling cat food up in Canada or whatever.

469
00:20:29,960 --> 00:20:32,679
Speaker 6: Little Dan Gill, little Dan Gill is raking it in.

470
00:20:33,240 --> 00:20:33,560
Speaker 1: Who's that?

471
00:20:34,359 --> 00:20:38,680
Speaker 6: Dan Gilli is one of the the rough writers or

472
00:20:38,720 --> 00:20:41,560
Speaker 6: free writers or whatever they were called. He's the handsome

473
00:20:41,560 --> 00:20:43,560
Speaker 6: one with a mustache. He's tall and handsome.

474
00:20:43,840 --> 00:20:46,080
Speaker 1: What is this? What is this?

475
00:20:47,080 --> 00:20:48,200
Speaker 3: Is it like the minute Men?

476
00:20:48,640 --> 00:20:51,080
Speaker 1: No talking about Real Housewives of Atlanta.

477
00:20:51,200 --> 00:20:53,679
Speaker 6: No, there were those four comedians who ran a show.

478
00:20:54,200 --> 00:20:58,359
Speaker 6: It was cowboy themes. It was David van Heusen, Colin

479
00:20:58,440 --> 00:20:59,160
Speaker 6: what's his name?

480
00:21:00,080 --> 00:21:03,639
Speaker 1: Oh boy theme. It was a cowboy themed every time.

481
00:21:03,840 --> 00:21:05,200
Speaker 6: It was cowboy themed every time.

482
00:21:05,320 --> 00:21:07,919
Speaker 1: That's exhausting. Every show you went to, they were like,

483
00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:09,560
Speaker 1: welcome everybody.

484
00:21:09,160 --> 00:21:11,400
Speaker 6: Yes, soundingly good?

485
00:21:11,520 --> 00:21:12,879
Speaker 3: What's this in this city?

486
00:21:13,320 --> 00:21:15,439
Speaker 6: Yes? How do you not know who David van Heuisen

487
00:21:15,480 --> 00:21:17,000
Speaker 6: and Dan gil are Well?

488
00:21:17,040 --> 00:21:18,639
Speaker 1: I think I've met David van Heisen.

489
00:21:19,000 --> 00:21:21,600
Speaker 4: Yes, I think I just simply need to be reminded

490
00:21:21,600 --> 00:21:22,879
Speaker 4: they were cowboy comedians.

491
00:21:23,560 --> 00:21:27,080
Speaker 6: H and Daniel is a very similar mustache chokers Fairbanks.

492
00:21:27,359 --> 00:21:29,879
Speaker 1: Oh do you feel mustache competition?

493
00:21:30,200 --> 00:21:32,800
Speaker 3: I always do. Every time I say one, I size

494
00:21:32,880 --> 00:21:33,400
Speaker 3: the guy up.

495
00:21:33,960 --> 00:21:35,080
Speaker 1: It's so male of you.

496
00:21:35,240 --> 00:21:37,119
Speaker 4: I'm like, he's probably doing that because he likes it,

497
00:21:37,160 --> 00:21:39,560
Speaker 4: whereas I just do it because it got me sag insurance.

498
00:21:39,720 --> 00:21:41,440
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's the only reason.

499
00:21:41,240 --> 00:21:43,240
Speaker 1: I have this stupid thing, cause it gets you work.

500
00:21:43,640 --> 00:21:48,880
Speaker 4: Yes, I'm otherwise, I'm just the most average boring person ever.

501
00:21:48,960 --> 00:21:51,040
Speaker 6: There's always that question of is there that facial hair

502
00:21:51,080 --> 00:21:52,080
Speaker 6: that makes me castaball?

503
00:21:52,440 --> 00:21:55,639
Speaker 3: Yep, it is. It's a question constantly answered with the

504
00:21:55,680 --> 00:21:56,720
Speaker 3: answer Yes.

505
00:21:56,640 --> 00:21:58,520
Speaker 6: I never want to meet that facial hair of mine.

506
00:21:59,359 --> 00:22:02,960
Speaker 5: Guys, this just makes me think I had a did

507
00:22:03,000 --> 00:22:07,000
Speaker 5: a set last night that was mediocre would be a compliment.

508
00:22:07,800 --> 00:22:11,679
Speaker 5: And as I was leaving, I thought of both of you,

509
00:22:12,600 --> 00:22:14,840
Speaker 5: but Fairbanks, I thought of you most when I just

510
00:22:14,880 --> 00:22:16,520
Speaker 5: thought of the last set I saw you do at

511
00:22:16,520 --> 00:22:18,919
Speaker 5: the Improv Lab, and I just thought I.

512
00:22:18,960 --> 00:22:21,879
Speaker 1: Wish I had an act like Chris's act.

513
00:22:22,080 --> 00:22:24,880
Speaker 3: Oh boy, I never am accused of having an act.

514
00:22:25,080 --> 00:22:28,320
Speaker 1: Well, you really do, and people just don't know I do.

515
00:22:28,680 --> 00:22:31,040
Speaker 5: It's well, yeah, it sounds like you don't know you do,

516
00:22:31,280 --> 00:22:32,080
Speaker 5: but you really do.

517
00:22:32,280 --> 00:22:35,000
Speaker 6: Chris. You have an amazing act where at every stammer

518
00:22:35,160 --> 00:22:38,120
Speaker 6: you could go in nine different directions, and it means

519
00:22:38,160 --> 00:22:40,560
Speaker 6: that there are billions of different acts that could happen

520
00:22:40,600 --> 00:22:42,840
Speaker 6: any night. Yes, and it's magnificent to watch.

521
00:22:43,000 --> 00:22:45,560
Speaker 1: You're the sliding doors of stand up comedy.

522
00:22:45,760 --> 00:22:46,280
Speaker 6: So true.

523
00:22:46,400 --> 00:22:47,600
Speaker 1: What will we do this time?

524
00:22:47,920 --> 00:22:51,080
Speaker 4: I think that it's the reason that I'm not on

525
00:22:51,640 --> 00:22:55,439
Speaker 4: Comedy Central Instead, it looks like I'm unpredictable. Yes, Like,

526
00:22:55,480 --> 00:22:57,960
Speaker 4: what if one of those sliding doors leads to nothing

527
00:22:58,400 --> 00:22:59,159
Speaker 4: have happened?

528
00:22:59,640 --> 00:23:03,960
Speaker 6: Could they have a really like restrictive concept of what

529
00:23:04,000 --> 00:23:07,040
Speaker 6: they think stand up is. Yeah, it's it's a little

530
00:23:07,040 --> 00:23:10,920
Speaker 6: bit weird to like go to the because I have

531
00:23:11,480 --> 00:23:13,600
Speaker 6: direct TV in the place where I'm staying right now,

532
00:23:14,119 --> 00:23:16,600
Speaker 6: and like you just like on demand, you just sort

533
00:23:16,600 --> 00:23:18,600
Speaker 6: of like slide through everything. And I see all of

534
00:23:18,680 --> 00:23:21,600
Speaker 6: these stand up specials from people who I'm like, they

535
00:23:21,640 --> 00:23:23,320
Speaker 6: don't have an hour why.

536
00:23:27,160 --> 00:23:29,679
Speaker 4: I think that a lot, But I don't want to

537
00:23:29,760 --> 00:23:34,119
Speaker 4: seem jealous or make myself feel that way.

538
00:23:33,359 --> 00:23:35,600
Speaker 1: Is a given. I mean, you're all jealous.

539
00:23:35,640 --> 00:23:36,840
Speaker 6: I'm sorry, I'm being negative.

540
00:23:37,000 --> 00:23:38,639
Speaker 1: No, no, no, I think it's part of it.

541
00:23:38,480 --> 00:23:41,520
Speaker 6: It is a little bit like why, like why was

542
00:23:41,560 --> 00:23:44,480
Speaker 6: this just cookie cutter enough that it like flowed through

543
00:23:44,480 --> 00:23:45,479
Speaker 6: the system so easily.

544
00:23:45,640 --> 00:23:49,240
Speaker 5: Well, it's funny to realize too that a lot of

545
00:23:49,240 --> 00:23:51,439
Speaker 5: those decisions are made by people who are like I

546
00:23:51,520 --> 00:23:54,040
Speaker 5: just like that person. I partied with them in Montreal,

547
00:23:54,440 --> 00:23:58,280
Speaker 5: or I they complimented me correctly, or they didn't piss

548
00:23:58,320 --> 00:24:00,480
Speaker 5: me off in a certain way. I mean, and it's

549
00:24:00,840 --> 00:24:03,320
Speaker 5: you know, people rise to a certain level with the

550
00:24:03,400 --> 00:24:07,000
Speaker 5: comedy and then where you go from there so often

551
00:24:07,119 --> 00:24:11,280
Speaker 5: is political that you know, it's it's just the kind

552
00:24:11,280 --> 00:24:13,000
Speaker 5: of random las vegasness of this.

553
00:24:13,000 --> 00:24:16,399
Speaker 3: Town, political and a high school peer group type.

554
00:24:16,640 --> 00:24:19,960
Speaker 5: Yes, we're never done with high school. High school is now.

555
00:24:20,119 --> 00:24:21,160
Speaker 5: It's happening right now.

556
00:24:21,320 --> 00:24:25,320
Speaker 3: Oh God, I hope I finally pass algebra, Karen, and I.

557
00:24:25,280 --> 00:24:30,879
Speaker 6: Think I can say in the Las vegasness of Hollywood,

558
00:24:31,520 --> 00:24:34,479
Speaker 6: I would say, we've all gotten three double bars. You know,

559
00:24:35,000 --> 00:24:38,200
Speaker 6: we've all done Okay, gotten our forty dollars payout.

560
00:24:38,320 --> 00:24:41,040
Speaker 5: We've gotten We've gotten insurance, which in a way is

561
00:24:41,080 --> 00:24:42,000
Speaker 5: its own jackpod.

562
00:24:42,240 --> 00:24:42,480
Speaker 6: Yes.

563
00:24:43,080 --> 00:24:45,359
Speaker 4: All I want out of this career is to break even,

564
00:24:46,040 --> 00:24:47,640
Speaker 4: is to leave what I came with.

565
00:24:47,800 --> 00:24:50,560
Speaker 6: Karen, what's the most indulgent thing you do with your insurance?

566
00:24:52,359 --> 00:24:59,200
Speaker 5: Well, I guess therapy, because I've been in therapy for

567
00:24:59,240 --> 00:25:02,359
Speaker 5: so long. I feel like now if they told me

568
00:25:02,400 --> 00:25:05,320
Speaker 5: I wasn't allowed to go anymore, I'd be like, I won't, Like,

569
00:25:05,440 --> 00:25:08,360
Speaker 5: nothing bad will happen to me if I don't go anymore. Now,

570
00:25:08,400 --> 00:25:10,960
Speaker 5: I go like to have a really awesome, deep discussion

571
00:25:10,960 --> 00:25:13,600
Speaker 5: and have like many revelations with a woman whose opinion

572
00:25:13,600 --> 00:25:18,359
Speaker 5: I respect. But maybe that I also I really do

573
00:25:18,440 --> 00:25:21,399
Speaker 5: avoid going to the doctor because I'm positive they're going

574
00:25:21,480 --> 00:25:23,080
Speaker 5: to tell me I have something very wrong.

575
00:25:23,119 --> 00:25:23,320
Speaker 1: With me.

576
00:25:23,520 --> 00:25:24,320
Speaker 6: That's always the fear.

577
00:25:24,840 --> 00:25:28,080
Speaker 5: So I just I can't say I use my insurance

578
00:25:28,840 --> 00:25:30,240
Speaker 5: as much as I probably should.

579
00:25:30,240 --> 00:25:32,160
Speaker 6: I go to a wonderful total health place that gives

580
00:25:32,240 --> 00:25:34,960
Speaker 6: me like be twelve injections and stuff like that. Wow,

581
00:25:35,119 --> 00:25:36,120
Speaker 6: it's magical.

582
00:25:36,440 --> 00:25:38,960
Speaker 4: And that's not I want to say cosmetic, but it's

583
00:25:39,720 --> 00:25:42,239
Speaker 4: what is that called when it's not well?

584
00:25:42,640 --> 00:25:44,879
Speaker 1: I think cosmetic? Yeah, like because you don't need it.

585
00:25:44,880 --> 00:25:45,800
Speaker 1: It's not necessary.

586
00:25:45,920 --> 00:25:48,080
Speaker 4: There's another word for it. But I'm no doctor. Let's

587
00:25:48,119 --> 00:25:48,840
Speaker 4: not worry about it.

588
00:25:49,320 --> 00:25:50,440
Speaker 1: Oh no, I'm gonna think about it.

589
00:25:50,960 --> 00:25:54,359
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's there somewhere. But I went because of a

590
00:25:54,440 --> 00:25:58,760
Speaker 4: bald spot on my head. Oh sorry, I'm chang king Layne's.

591
00:25:58,800 --> 00:25:59,439
Speaker 4: They won't let me.

592
00:25:59,800 --> 00:26:02,040
Speaker 3: Okay, sorry, Hi, I hope no one dies.

593
00:26:02,119 --> 00:26:03,920
Speaker 6: Where did you go to a dermatologist?

594
00:26:04,080 --> 00:26:06,920
Speaker 4: I've had this missing patch of hair on my Oh yeah,

595
00:26:06,920 --> 00:26:08,040
Speaker 4: I've seen it top.

596
00:26:07,840 --> 00:26:10,320
Speaker 6: Of my head for Yeah, you're a man over thirty.

597
00:26:10,320 --> 00:26:10,840
Speaker 6: That happened.

598
00:26:10,880 --> 00:26:14,399
Speaker 3: No, no, no, no, it's not centered. It's it's just

599
00:26:14,520 --> 00:26:16,960
Speaker 3: a you know, you look at my.

600
00:26:17,000 --> 00:26:19,840
Speaker 5: Hair, has tons of hair and then there's a little

601
00:26:19,840 --> 00:26:20,600
Speaker 5: part that's gone.

602
00:26:20,840 --> 00:26:23,920
Speaker 6: Yeah, bald spot on my head called my head since

603
00:26:23,960 --> 00:26:24,880
Speaker 6: I was eighteen.

604
00:26:24,680 --> 00:26:28,199
Speaker 4: Years old, so mine's different where it was like an

605
00:26:28,240 --> 00:26:31,320
Speaker 4: alopecia thing and everyone said, oh, you're stressed out, except

606
00:26:31,320 --> 00:26:34,120
Speaker 4: for the doctor, who said, that's what everyone says, it's stupid.

607
00:26:34,720 --> 00:26:37,560
Speaker 3: I just was my hair was falling out of.

608
00:26:37,520 --> 00:26:40,840
Speaker 4: A patch, and so he shot some stuff in there

609
00:26:40,880 --> 00:26:45,720
Speaker 4: and I've been putting stimulants on it and it's comeback,

610
00:26:45,800 --> 00:26:46,440
Speaker 4: but it's white.

611
00:26:46,560 --> 00:26:48,880
Speaker 3: I have one of these white skunk patches.

612
00:26:48,960 --> 00:26:51,400
Speaker 5: Oh you know why, I bet you there's something going

613
00:26:51,440 --> 00:26:54,040
Speaker 5: on in that little patch.

614
00:26:54,480 --> 00:26:56,680
Speaker 1: I mean, I am a doctor, and.

615
00:26:56,600 --> 00:26:58,119
Speaker 3: That's exactly what told me.

616
00:26:58,160 --> 00:26:58,399
Speaker 6: It was.

617
00:26:59,119 --> 00:27:01,840
Speaker 4: I was reacting of being in pain, and he said

618
00:27:01,840 --> 00:27:03,920
Speaker 4: they might have something to do with my hip pain.

619
00:27:04,040 --> 00:27:05,160
Speaker 6: Oh that's terrible.

620
00:27:05,359 --> 00:27:06,760
Speaker 1: That makes sense, I guess.

621
00:27:06,880 --> 00:27:09,040
Speaker 4: So, yeah, that was the only thing he led to

622
00:27:09,080 --> 00:27:10,919
Speaker 4: it before I mentioned my hip. It's like, do you

623
00:27:10,920 --> 00:27:13,439
Speaker 4: have any chronic pain? I'm like, this hip makes me

624
00:27:14,200 --> 00:27:15,199
Speaker 4: yell sometimes.

625
00:27:15,359 --> 00:27:18,119
Speaker 6: Does your chronic pain make it mean for me to

626
00:27:18,240 --> 00:27:22,080
Speaker 6: have accused you of deserving your hip for being a skateboarder?

627
00:27:22,560 --> 00:27:24,960
Speaker 3: No, that's what I thought up until recently.

628
00:27:25,160 --> 00:27:27,879
Speaker 4: I thought, well, it's it's one of these injuries or

629
00:27:27,880 --> 00:27:30,960
Speaker 4: something I did knocked it out a whack. And then

630
00:27:31,000 --> 00:27:35,760
Speaker 4: I but he said, no, your Bones formed Oddly. I'm like, oh, well,

631
00:27:35,920 --> 00:27:36,560
Speaker 4: that's great.

632
00:27:36,600 --> 00:27:37,600
Speaker 3: I didn't deserve that.

633
00:27:37,880 --> 00:27:39,600
Speaker 1: Do you think that we should change the name of

634
00:27:39,640 --> 00:27:41,240
Speaker 1: this podcast to do you Need a Hip?

635
00:27:42,359 --> 00:27:44,960
Speaker 3: Just for a while until I get raised the fund, and.

636
00:27:44,920 --> 00:27:46,120
Speaker 1: Then it's do you need another Hip?

637
00:27:46,240 --> 00:27:52,400
Speaker 6: I think you guys should start an h indie pop

638
00:27:52,440 --> 00:27:55,360
Speaker 6: group called Bones Forms Oddly.

639
00:27:57,000 --> 00:28:01,639
Speaker 1: With really sad songs. Yeah, that's a good idea.

640
00:28:02,280 --> 00:28:04,640
Speaker 4: I was trying to make a Bone's thugs and harmony,

641
00:28:04,840 --> 00:28:06,680
Speaker 4: but it's just not there.

642
00:28:06,720 --> 00:28:09,080
Speaker 3: And you already made the joke. Yeah, why do I

643
00:28:09,280 --> 00:28:10,680
Speaker 3: try someone?

644
00:28:10,840 --> 00:28:12,639
Speaker 6: I talk to Karen all the time? What's going on

645
00:28:12,680 --> 00:28:13,280
Speaker 6: in your life?

646
00:28:13,840 --> 00:28:15,040
Speaker 3: Oh? Thank you? Well?

647
00:28:15,320 --> 00:28:18,720
Speaker 4: I uh, you know, I've been swimming quite a bit.

648
00:28:19,000 --> 00:28:21,600
Speaker 4: I enjoy that for the hip. It's really the only

649
00:28:21,800 --> 00:28:23,280
Speaker 4: form of meditation.

650
00:28:22,920 --> 00:28:23,280
Speaker 3: That I have.

651
00:28:23,480 --> 00:28:24,400
Speaker 6: Where do you swim?

652
00:28:24,440 --> 00:28:28,120
Speaker 4: Being submerged in twenty four hour Fitnesses pool in Santa Monica,

653
00:28:28,119 --> 00:28:31,560
Speaker 4: which is the murkiest band aid riddled.

654
00:28:32,960 --> 00:28:34,360
Speaker 3: As I'm swimming, I.

655
00:28:34,240 --> 00:28:39,600
Speaker 4: Periodically have to wipe off my fingers because women's hair

656
00:28:39,760 --> 00:28:43,600
Speaker 4: is I mean, this is disgusting, but the pool horrible.

657
00:28:43,520 --> 00:28:45,600
Speaker 3: Is it's a public pool.

658
00:28:45,640 --> 00:28:49,560
Speaker 4: It's just murky, it's soup, it's it's a gulagh of

659
00:28:49,600 --> 00:28:50,280
Speaker 4: hair and fluids.

660
00:28:50,640 --> 00:28:52,280
Speaker 1: Can I tell you a horrible story?

661
00:28:52,800 --> 00:28:53,080
Speaker 6: Yes?

662
00:28:54,480 --> 00:28:55,040
Speaker 1: Are you ready?

663
00:28:55,280 --> 00:28:58,960
Speaker 5: Yeah, there's a public pool. I just saw this on

664
00:28:59,000 --> 00:29:01,040
Speaker 5: a show called True Nightmare, which is a pretty great

665
00:29:01,040 --> 00:29:03,480
Speaker 5: show because they have like they put together like four

666
00:29:03,560 --> 00:29:05,680
Speaker 5: stories that are just like gross things that have happened

667
00:29:05,760 --> 00:29:09,880
Speaker 5: or upsetting things that have happened. And uh, there was

668
00:29:09,880 --> 00:29:11,920
Speaker 5: a one. I can't remember what city this happened, but

669
00:29:11,960 --> 00:29:13,640
Speaker 5: it was in a public pool in like a small

670
00:29:13,640 --> 00:29:16,960
Speaker 5: town and a woman dove into the pool and she

671
00:29:17,080 --> 00:29:21,160
Speaker 5: got sucked. She swam too close to the suction filter

672
00:29:21,280 --> 00:29:22,360
Speaker 5: at the bottom of the pool.

673
00:29:22,600 --> 00:29:23,920
Speaker 3: Was she one foot tall woman?

674
00:29:25,240 --> 00:29:25,960
Speaker 1: No, what do you mean?

675
00:29:26,440 --> 00:29:29,840
Speaker 3: I mean, what a powerful suction for? Yes, something.

676
00:29:29,920 --> 00:29:32,680
Speaker 5: It was almost like something reversed whatever happened. She got

677
00:29:32,680 --> 00:29:36,200
Speaker 5: caught at the bottom of the pool, drowned, and no

678
00:29:36,240 --> 00:29:37,160
Speaker 5: one found.

679
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Speaker 1: Her for three days.

680
00:29:39,480 --> 00:29:43,120
Speaker 5: No, everybody was swimming in the pool four three because

681
00:29:43,120 --> 00:29:46,400
Speaker 5: the water was murky. Because they said, the guy that

682
00:29:46,520 --> 00:29:49,920
Speaker 5: was fixing the water, will you put on your intermittent wipers.

683
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Speaker 1: It makes me nervous that they're not on. Karen.

684
00:29:53,800 --> 00:29:54,240
Speaker 3: I just.

685
00:29:55,920 --> 00:29:58,320
Speaker 6: Two deaths. I need to tell you about. Okay, well,

686
00:29:58,600 --> 00:30:00,000
Speaker 6: one death and then a serious of death.

687
00:30:00,560 --> 00:30:01,320
Speaker 3: Oh good.

688
00:30:01,400 --> 00:30:03,360
Speaker 6: The first one directly relates to this. The next one

689
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Speaker 6: is just your request for your other podcast.

690
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Speaker 5: Okay.

691
00:30:06,120 --> 00:30:08,920
Speaker 6: First one is there was a senator from somewhere in

692
00:30:08,960 --> 00:30:16,000
Speaker 6: the Midwest and they had a jacuzzi and his granddaughter

693
00:30:16,200 --> 00:30:22,120
Speaker 6: who was like four, went underwater but connected with the

694
00:30:22,160 --> 00:30:26,840
Speaker 6: little like intake tube thing and it pulled out her guts.

695
00:30:27,480 --> 00:30:29,560
Speaker 1: Holy, that's horrifying.

696
00:30:29,680 --> 00:30:34,800
Speaker 6: Yes, it's horrifying. Second one, this is this is a

697
00:30:34,840 --> 00:30:36,040
Speaker 6: formal request for your show.

698
00:30:36,240 --> 00:30:37,000
Speaker 3: So many follow up.

699
00:30:37,240 --> 00:30:40,320
Speaker 6: Are you are you all familiar with the my Way murders?

700
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Speaker 1: What are they called them?

701
00:30:41,640 --> 00:30:44,200
Speaker 6: They're called the my Way murders and it's a series

702
00:30:44,200 --> 00:30:48,200
Speaker 6: of murders that have taken place in the Philippines. At karaoke,

703
00:30:49,640 --> 00:30:50,640
Speaker 6: people sing my Way?

704
00:30:50,920 --> 00:30:51,880
Speaker 1: Are you serious?

705
00:30:51,880 --> 00:30:55,560
Speaker 6: Only my way? I will There is a Wikipedia entry

706
00:30:55,560 --> 00:30:56,960
Speaker 6: for it. Hell, yes, get on it.

707
00:30:57,040 --> 00:31:00,240
Speaker 3: Okay, it's are you kidding me?

708
00:31:00,600 --> 00:31:02,800
Speaker 1: That's if you sing my way, someone kills you.

709
00:31:03,160 --> 00:31:06,640
Speaker 6: It's like people become such dicks while singing. And let's

710
00:31:06,640 --> 00:31:09,160
Speaker 6: remember this is the Philippines. This is one hundred million

711
00:31:09,200 --> 00:31:13,280
Speaker 6: people doing karaoke every night. Yeah, these things come up

712
00:31:13,680 --> 00:31:17,840
Speaker 6: but apparently people become such swaggering dicks when singing My

713
00:31:18,040 --> 00:31:21,880
Speaker 6: Way that the like that there have been like in

714
00:31:21,960 --> 00:31:26,720
Speaker 6: excess of four murders. That plays because like karaoke murders

715
00:31:26,720 --> 00:31:28,240
Speaker 6: and the Philippines happened.

716
00:31:28,360 --> 00:31:31,440
Speaker 4: Wo wow, How is it that that song and not

717
00:31:31,560 --> 00:31:33,880
Speaker 4: Chumbawamba or one of these other.

718
00:31:34,240 --> 00:31:36,440
Speaker 1: Or that one Jewel song where she sings like a baby?

719
00:31:36,960 --> 00:31:40,560
Speaker 6: Chris, Chris the last great BuzzFeed video, and BuzzFeed did

720
00:31:40,600 --> 00:31:43,080
Speaker 6: amazing work and It's time Love a good video about

721
00:31:43,080 --> 00:31:45,640
Speaker 6: people eating snacks from other lands. But the last great

722
00:31:45,680 --> 00:31:49,840
Speaker 6: video they did was they played for a bunch of millennials.

723
00:31:49,840 --> 00:31:53,720
Speaker 6: They played them nineties music and their response to every

724
00:31:53,800 --> 00:31:57,000
Speaker 6: nineties pop song was what's this? This is stupid except

725
00:31:57,000 --> 00:31:59,640
Speaker 6: for one song that they universally adored and said, that's

726
00:31:59,640 --> 00:32:02,120
Speaker 6: a great song. The answer to top.

727
00:32:03,800 --> 00:32:06,600
Speaker 1: Yes, woknock. Don't you know why?

728
00:32:06,640 --> 00:32:09,920
Speaker 5: Because it's it sounds like group chanting and the human

729
00:32:11,160 --> 00:32:14,560
Speaker 5: the human ear and soul.

730
00:32:14,120 --> 00:32:16,000
Speaker 1: Responds to a group chance.

731
00:32:16,160 --> 00:32:18,520
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's almost like House of Pain jump around where

732
00:32:18,520 --> 00:32:20,960
Speaker 5: you're like, I'm not a racist, but I love this song.

733
00:32:22,800 --> 00:32:24,440
Speaker 3: That's the Neil Diamond Virgin.

734
00:32:25,040 --> 00:32:30,040
Speaker 4: Everyone loves that sweet they all get to reinactive from

735
00:32:30,360 --> 00:32:31,240
Speaker 4: Beautiful Girls.

736
00:32:31,280 --> 00:32:32,880
Speaker 3: It's not that popular of a movie.

737
00:32:33,160 --> 00:32:38,320
Speaker 1: I thought I thought that you were doing I'm loving it, Donalds.

738
00:32:38,840 --> 00:32:39,720
Speaker 3: No, that's about.

739
00:32:41,360 --> 00:32:42,080
Speaker 6: That's so great.

740
00:32:42,120 --> 00:32:42,720
Speaker 3: I just got.

741
00:32:44,160 --> 00:32:46,440
Speaker 1: It's not good. It works.

742
00:32:47,440 --> 00:32:50,040
Speaker 6: It comes to Neil Diamond. I'm a crunchy granola sweet man.

743
00:32:51,120 --> 00:32:51,960
Speaker 1: That's a classic.

744
00:32:53,200 --> 00:32:57,200
Speaker 5: Wait, oh, I was thinking of crackling Rosie.

745
00:32:57,800 --> 00:32:58,240
Speaker 6: What is it?

746
00:32:58,480 --> 00:32:59,760
Speaker 3: I never heard of your.

747
00:33:00,200 --> 00:33:07,040
Speaker 6: Oh it's real dumb sing it. I forget quenching good No,

748
00:33:07,280 --> 00:33:07,880
Speaker 6: La suite?

749
00:33:08,760 --> 00:33:09,120
Speaker 3: Really?

750
00:33:09,280 --> 00:33:09,720
Speaker 6: Yes?

751
00:33:10,160 --> 00:33:13,120
Speaker 3: Wow, he's just who knew that? Half the time he

752
00:33:13,280 --> 00:33:14,400
Speaker 3: was singing about cereal.

753
00:33:14,760 --> 00:33:17,880
Speaker 5: No, it's a capin Rosie again on boat it's all

754
00:33:17,880 --> 00:33:18,280
Speaker 5: the same.

755
00:33:18,560 --> 00:33:20,000
Speaker 6: Yes, I like.

756
00:33:19,960 --> 00:33:21,080
Speaker 3: Forever in Blue Jeans.

757
00:33:21,160 --> 00:33:22,640
Speaker 1: Okay, and is a classic.

758
00:33:22,720 --> 00:33:23,720
Speaker 3: It is a great one.

759
00:33:24,840 --> 00:33:28,760
Speaker 6: Karen, we're currently driving past the cemetery where people watch movies.

760
00:33:28,880 --> 00:33:29,320
Speaker 1: That's right.

761
00:33:29,360 --> 00:33:31,720
Speaker 6: When did you, as a human being decide I don't

762
00:33:31,760 --> 00:33:33,520
Speaker 6: have to sit on the ground to watch a movie.

763
00:33:33,920 --> 00:33:37,200
Speaker 5: I guess I've known that since I can I could

764
00:33:37,200 --> 00:33:40,400
Speaker 5: walk or talk. I think that I have been asserting

765
00:33:41,160 --> 00:33:45,200
Speaker 5: my own I deserve a cushioned seat, if not better.

766
00:33:45,840 --> 00:33:47,720
Speaker 1: Uh, for quite some.

767
00:33:47,840 --> 00:33:50,120
Speaker 3: Time I didn't realize that's why. I didn't like going

768
00:33:50,160 --> 00:33:50,560
Speaker 3: there either.

769
00:33:50,680 --> 00:33:54,520
Speaker 4: And Dana Gold just screened he has a new series

770
00:33:55,400 --> 00:33:58,800
Speaker 4: IFC series called Stan Against Evil.

771
00:33:59,520 --> 00:34:02,080
Speaker 3: The guy kind of tough guy from Scrubs. What's his name?

772
00:34:03,680 --> 00:34:10,279
Speaker 4: Uh no, no, yeah, yeah, and so he's the main

773
00:34:10,360 --> 00:34:12,200
Speaker 4: guy in. So we just thought we were going to

774
00:34:12,239 --> 00:34:15,440
Speaker 4: a friend group thing, but it was the people that

775
00:34:15,600 --> 00:34:17,880
Speaker 4: put out the email list for the movie screenings. They

776
00:34:17,920 --> 00:34:20,520
Speaker 4: are all showed up and it was packed. But this

777
00:34:20,680 --> 00:34:23,920
Speaker 4: time they had pews like it was. It's a horror

778
00:34:23,960 --> 00:34:27,880
Speaker 4: themed thing, so it was like HALLOWEENI and there was

779
00:34:27,960 --> 00:34:32,200
Speaker 4: pews set up and blankets and things that they provided

780
00:34:32,520 --> 00:34:34,160
Speaker 4: and chair and it was the best. I had so

781
00:34:34,239 --> 00:34:36,840
Speaker 4: much fun because I was sitting not on the ground.

782
00:34:37,000 --> 00:34:38,080
Speaker 4: I didn't realize, Well.

783
00:34:37,920 --> 00:34:41,120
Speaker 6: You're somebody with like bad hips, you probably shouldn't be

784
00:34:41,120 --> 00:34:41,960
Speaker 6: sitting on the ground.

785
00:34:42,120 --> 00:34:43,200
Speaker 3: You're right, You're right.

786
00:34:43,360 --> 00:34:45,560
Speaker 1: I can't imagine what sitting in a style would be

787
00:34:45,600 --> 00:34:45,920
Speaker 1: like for you.

788
00:34:46,080 --> 00:34:48,160
Speaker 3: I've never ever successfully done it.

789
00:34:48,280 --> 00:34:50,960
Speaker 4: And he said, once I get my hips replaced, I

790
00:34:51,000 --> 00:34:53,279
Speaker 4: will for the first time comfortably.

791
00:34:52,760 --> 00:34:53,720
Speaker 3: Sit across legged.

792
00:34:54,239 --> 00:34:57,320
Speaker 1: Wow, I have to be there for that week market style.

793
00:34:58,920 --> 00:35:00,920
Speaker 3: I will. I'm very excited.

794
00:35:01,840 --> 00:35:04,440
Speaker 4: I did call a friend he was on the doctor's wall,

795
00:35:04,480 --> 00:35:07,480
Speaker 4: and I know him, and I said, they do get

796
00:35:07,480 --> 00:35:09,880
Speaker 4: this under your hips, and he said, yes, four months apart.

797
00:35:09,960 --> 00:35:11,680
Speaker 4: It's the best thing I ever did. I can fall

798
00:35:11,680 --> 00:35:14,360
Speaker 4: asleep with my knee touching. I can lay on my

799
00:35:14,400 --> 00:35:16,560
Speaker 4: back and fall asleep with my knee touching the mattress

800
00:35:16,600 --> 00:35:17,520
Speaker 4: for the first time ever.

801
00:35:17,680 --> 00:35:17,960
Speaker 1: Wow.

802
00:35:18,200 --> 00:35:20,879
Speaker 3: So I'm very excited. It's wonderful, very excited to get

803
00:35:20,880 --> 00:35:25,399
Speaker 3: that surgery. I can't say how excited, don't know I am.

804
00:35:26,000 --> 00:35:27,520
Speaker 6: Do you think that you should wait for them to

805
00:35:27,560 --> 00:35:29,400
Speaker 6: have super hips that they can give you so you

806
00:35:29,440 --> 00:35:31,360
Speaker 6: can jump real far and stuff?

807
00:35:31,480 --> 00:35:34,759
Speaker 4: I wanted to wait, but now the pain is to

808
00:35:34,840 --> 00:35:38,440
Speaker 4: where I'm tired of waiting and I need to be

809
00:35:38,480 --> 00:35:39,760
Speaker 4: a boy again again.

810
00:35:40,160 --> 00:35:43,279
Speaker 1: Do you sometimes when you're swimming sing, I don't want

811
00:35:43,320 --> 00:35:43,640
Speaker 1: to wait.

812
00:35:45,040 --> 00:35:47,680
Speaker 3: I do hips to be But it sounds like.

813
00:35:49,760 --> 00:35:51,600
Speaker 1: The song the whole song?

814
00:35:52,000 --> 00:35:52,959
Speaker 6: Who sang that song?

815
00:35:53,120 --> 00:35:53,640
Speaker 1: Paula Cole?

816
00:35:54,520 --> 00:35:57,279
Speaker 6: Sometimes I get the ladies from the nineties confused with

817
00:35:57,320 --> 00:35:59,200
Speaker 6: each other, which is hard because that was supposed to

818
00:35:59,239 --> 00:36:00,640
Speaker 6: be one of the apex of my life.

819
00:36:01,280 --> 00:36:04,239
Speaker 5: Yeah, but there's so many similar It was like the

820
00:36:04,280 --> 00:36:07,000
Speaker 5: girl that's saying I'm a bitch is merit to somebody.

821
00:36:07,160 --> 00:36:08,319
Speaker 1: Yes, I want to wait.

822
00:36:08,400 --> 00:36:11,200
Speaker 6: As a Paul Cole, I liked Joan Osborne the best.

823
00:36:11,360 --> 00:36:13,440
Speaker 6: She was rare, she was old and angry.

824
00:36:13,840 --> 00:36:16,360
Speaker 5: She you knows why I always loved John Osborne. I

825
00:36:16,360 --> 00:36:19,640
Speaker 5: didn't necessarily I wasn't that familiar with her music. But

826
00:36:19,719 --> 00:36:23,279
Speaker 5: I was at Janine Groffolo's house in New York one

827
00:36:23,320 --> 00:36:26,760
Speaker 5: time and she uh was listed on like a worst

828
00:36:26,840 --> 00:36:30,440
Speaker 5: dressed some rude, shitty thing in a fashion magazine.

829
00:36:30,520 --> 00:36:32,840
Speaker 3: She was on and because of her nurse ring.

830
00:36:33,040 --> 00:36:38,439
Speaker 5: And Joan Osborne sent her like a fruit basket because

831
00:36:38,480 --> 00:36:41,200
Speaker 5: Joan Osborne was also on the Life and it was

832
00:36:41,239 --> 00:36:43,400
Speaker 5: like congratulations we made it or something, and I was

833
00:36:43,440 --> 00:36:45,520
Speaker 5: just like, oh my god, that's the coolest thing ever.

834
00:36:45,560 --> 00:36:48,239
Speaker 5: Like Jeanine was had her feelings genuinely hurt, and then

835
00:36:48,400 --> 00:36:51,759
Speaker 5: was like, oh, Joan Osborne's okay, that's beautiful.

836
00:36:52,160 --> 00:36:55,319
Speaker 3: She did the what if God were one of us? Yes, yes,

837
00:36:55,680 --> 00:36:57,360
Speaker 3: I did not enjoy that.

838
00:36:57,480 --> 00:36:58,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a tough one.

839
00:36:58,719 --> 00:37:00,799
Speaker 3: It was. It was, but I and listen to the

840
00:37:00,800 --> 00:37:01,959
Speaker 3: rest of our body of work.

841
00:37:02,600 --> 00:37:05,360
Speaker 1: I think you know, lydia talented.

842
00:37:05,000 --> 00:37:06,960
Speaker 6: Twenty year old me thought it was so meaningful.

843
00:37:07,680 --> 00:37:11,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, just a slob, Like, what if God was a slob?

844
00:37:12,000 --> 00:37:12,560
Speaker 3: Yeah?

845
00:37:12,880 --> 00:37:16,600
Speaker 4: What if he occasionally yelled at racist things while driving?

846
00:37:17,840 --> 00:37:18,839
Speaker 1: Well, one of us?

847
00:37:19,040 --> 00:37:20,600
Speaker 6: You haven't yelled at a kid the whole time I've

848
00:37:20,640 --> 00:37:23,480
Speaker 6: been in here. Well, I guess there aren't kids being rowdy,

849
00:37:23,840 --> 00:37:25,640
Speaker 6: But I like that the kids you yell at are

850
00:37:25,680 --> 00:37:27,839
Speaker 6: like of the exact same flavor of rowdy kid that

851
00:37:27,920 --> 00:37:28,839
Speaker 6: you still are.

852
00:37:30,640 --> 00:37:33,640
Speaker 3: I suppose I do. I've quite yelling at people. I've

853
00:37:33,680 --> 00:37:34,520
Speaker 3: tried to curb that.

854
00:37:34,640 --> 00:37:36,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, Chris, it's pretty chill, Karen.

855
00:37:37,600 --> 00:37:41,360
Speaker 6: Why were the nineties? Why were the nineties all drag

856
00:37:41,440 --> 00:37:46,400
Speaker 6: queens and women with meaning? They seem at odds with

857
00:37:46,440 --> 00:37:46,839
Speaker 6: each other?

858
00:37:47,280 --> 00:37:47,560
Speaker 1: You know?

859
00:37:47,920 --> 00:37:49,680
Speaker 5: You know what's funny is not only are they not

860
00:37:49,760 --> 00:37:51,200
Speaker 5: at odds with each other, but I think that we've

861
00:37:51,239 --> 00:37:55,240
Speaker 5: all learned through RuPaul's Drag Race that drag queens and women,

862
00:37:55,600 --> 00:37:58,440
Speaker 5: if they would just get together, can change the world.

863
00:37:59,120 --> 00:38:00,600
Speaker 1: And we are starting to get together.

864
00:38:00,880 --> 00:38:02,920
Speaker 6: Wait, do you ever get mad that you have not

865
00:38:03,080 --> 00:38:06,560
Speaker 6: yet been like one of the coaches on Stand Up

866
00:38:06,560 --> 00:38:09,399
Speaker 6: Comedy Week on RuPaul's Drag Race. God knows they'll they'll

867
00:38:09,440 --> 00:38:09,920
Speaker 6: never ask.

868
00:38:10,040 --> 00:38:11,520
Speaker 1: I don't even understand that question.

869
00:38:11,560 --> 00:38:13,160
Speaker 3: They had Stand Up Comedy on.

870
00:38:13,280 --> 00:38:15,960
Speaker 6: OK, like once every other season they have them do

871
00:38:16,040 --> 00:38:19,200
Speaker 6: stand up and they call in like advisors and they

872
00:38:19,400 --> 00:38:24,680
Speaker 6: scrape the barrel like they do they are open micers. Uh,

873
00:38:24,800 --> 00:38:29,160
Speaker 6: there's this woman Devin Green who like is only like

874
00:38:29,280 --> 00:38:33,439
Speaker 6: she just performs at acbar like there's no there's no way.

875
00:38:34,560 --> 00:38:37,480
Speaker 6: Then she's probably just friends with the producer. I mean,

876
00:38:37,480 --> 00:38:40,120
Speaker 6: there have been many ladies who are great, like they

877
00:38:40,120 --> 00:38:42,600
Speaker 6: had Arden Marine on and Heather McDonald, but they were

878
00:38:42,680 --> 00:38:45,120
Speaker 6: just like match game people. I don't think either of

879
00:38:45,120 --> 00:38:47,759
Speaker 6: them were actual stand up comedy advisors and I would

880
00:38:47,800 --> 00:38:50,719
Speaker 6: like respect that, but it's like I guess they had

881
00:38:50,760 --> 00:38:53,360
Speaker 6: the Chelsea Peretti on recently, but she didn't actually say anything,

882
00:38:53,400 --> 00:38:54,040
Speaker 6: which was weird.

883
00:38:54,520 --> 00:38:56,160
Speaker 1: But what we're weird.

884
00:38:56,360 --> 00:38:58,360
Speaker 6: What we're saying to the do you need to ride

885
00:38:58,520 --> 00:39:03,040
Speaker 6: audience is if you or one of your ex lovers.

886
00:39:03,400 --> 00:39:07,360
Speaker 6: He's a producer on RuPaul's Drag Race, Karen Kilgarriff should

887
00:39:07,360 --> 00:39:08,600
Speaker 6: be providing advice.

888
00:39:09,280 --> 00:39:12,520
Speaker 5: And now I ask Karenkilgarriff, I would just like to

889
00:39:12,560 --> 00:39:15,600
Speaker 5: say real quick, I don't want to. I don't want

890
00:39:15,719 --> 00:39:18,319
Speaker 5: and first of all, drag queens don't need anybody's help

891
00:39:18,360 --> 00:39:21,600
Speaker 5: to be funny. There are men who dress up like women.

892
00:39:22,160 --> 00:39:26,160
Speaker 5: They can defend and attack whoever and whatever they.

893
00:39:26,000 --> 00:39:26,879
Speaker 1: Want at any time.

894
00:39:26,920 --> 00:39:29,960
Speaker 5: That's why, and I've said this before, drag queen comedy

895
00:39:30,200 --> 00:39:33,600
Speaker 5: is my favorite. If we go to a bingo game,

896
00:39:34,040 --> 00:39:37,040
Speaker 5: if we go to the Casito del Campo basement and

897
00:39:37,120 --> 00:39:39,880
Speaker 5: go watch a show, whatever it is, I am delighted

898
00:39:39,920 --> 00:39:44,120
Speaker 5: to start to finish because I love viciousness, I love

899
00:39:44,560 --> 00:39:48,680
Speaker 5: a good reference, and I love a ton of flipliner.

900
00:39:48,800 --> 00:39:53,080
Speaker 1: Outside of the natural lipline, that's it's that's everything I need.

901
00:39:54,040 --> 00:39:56,480
Speaker 1: I don't have anything to teach those people. They could

902
00:39:56,520 --> 00:39:57,880
Speaker 1: teach me, Karen.

903
00:39:58,000 --> 00:39:59,600
Speaker 6: For a long time, I tried to do a joke

904
00:39:59,640 --> 00:40:02,440
Speaker 6: about how in Los Angeles the only difference between lesbians

905
00:40:02,440 --> 00:40:06,880
Speaker 6: and non lesbians is maybe the lesbians liplenner is slightly

906
00:40:06,920 --> 00:40:12,040
Speaker 6: too dark. No one ever thought that was a funny joke.

907
00:40:12,360 --> 00:40:18,000
Speaker 1: You never said that in front of me. Oh, I

908
00:40:18,040 --> 00:40:20,080
Speaker 1: feel like I know exactly who you're talking about in

909
00:40:20,160 --> 00:40:20,640
Speaker 1: that one.

910
00:40:21,600 --> 00:40:24,719
Speaker 6: It's the universal truth of the universe. It's like, what's

911
00:40:24,920 --> 00:40:28,640
Speaker 6: what's going on there? What is Her eyebrows are sculpted,

912
00:40:29,000 --> 00:40:30,560
Speaker 6: but not in the way.

913
00:40:30,440 --> 00:40:33,680
Speaker 5: That I will But there's a me Vita loga situation

914
00:40:33,880 --> 00:40:35,240
Speaker 5: happening with the lip area.

915
00:40:36,640 --> 00:40:39,360
Speaker 4: Is it not as common as I think? But I

916
00:40:39,440 --> 00:40:43,319
Speaker 4: would do it? Vias a woman to tattoo permanently make up?

917
00:40:43,520 --> 00:40:44,200
Speaker 4: Why would you not?

918
00:40:44,680 --> 00:40:46,479
Speaker 3: It doesn't last, It doesn't last.

919
00:40:46,560 --> 00:40:48,319
Speaker 6: No, you don't want the same look every time.

920
00:40:48,480 --> 00:40:49,279
Speaker 1: Yeah, you need to.

921
00:40:49,640 --> 00:40:51,920
Speaker 4: You would think with eyebrows you'd pick a pair and

922
00:40:52,080 --> 00:40:54,479
Speaker 4: like them and not want to gamble with that.

923
00:40:54,480 --> 00:40:54,879
Speaker 1: That's true.

924
00:40:54,920 --> 00:40:58,719
Speaker 5: But an eyebrow tattoo is gonna look real crazy, like

925
00:40:58,760 --> 00:41:02,000
Speaker 5: you're basically going to uh, yeah, you don't. You don't

926
00:41:02,000 --> 00:41:03,640
Speaker 5: want to have to do that, you want you don't

927
00:41:03,680 --> 00:41:05,640
Speaker 5: want to do that unless you have to like it. Say,

928
00:41:05,800 --> 00:41:08,799
Speaker 5: bringing back around to our fun topic of cancer, if

929
00:41:08,840 --> 00:41:10,759
Speaker 5: all your hair fell out and you just wanted to

930
00:41:10,800 --> 00:41:12,759
Speaker 5: tattoo some eyebrows on so you don't have to do

931
00:41:12,840 --> 00:41:16,439
Speaker 5: it every day. But for the most part, I think

932
00:41:16,480 --> 00:41:18,279
Speaker 5: that's just gonna look too harsh.

933
00:41:18,360 --> 00:41:20,160
Speaker 6: Chris, have you ever had to day to night a look?

934
00:41:21,640 --> 00:41:22,440
Speaker 3: Have I ever had to?

935
00:41:22,480 --> 00:41:25,200
Speaker 6: What data night a look? Take a look from day

936
00:41:25,280 --> 00:41:29,200
Speaker 6: to night with oh, you know, some heels pearls?

937
00:41:29,840 --> 00:41:32,879
Speaker 3: Why am I? There's it's funny that I'm maybe I'm

938
00:41:32,920 --> 00:41:33,960
Speaker 3: having a stroke right now?

939
00:41:34,040 --> 00:41:34,480
Speaker 1: No, no, no, no.

940
00:41:34,800 --> 00:41:37,040
Speaker 3: I never say can you say that a third time?

941
00:41:37,560 --> 00:41:40,799
Speaker 4: That's when I that's when I just pretend that I understood,

942
00:41:40,920 --> 00:41:44,120
Speaker 4: and I just go yes, of course, just last Wednesday,

943
00:41:44,360 --> 00:41:45,080
Speaker 4: like I give up.

944
00:41:45,239 --> 00:41:45,560
Speaker 1: Listen.

945
00:41:45,960 --> 00:41:48,239
Speaker 5: He's what he's saying is it's a shorthand that even

946
00:41:48,320 --> 00:41:51,400
Speaker 5: I really haven't heard before, but that you're out all

947
00:41:51,480 --> 00:41:53,920
Speaker 5: day long, and so you you have to take your

948
00:41:53,960 --> 00:41:57,800
Speaker 5: outfit from day which is just like the answer is no,

949
00:41:58,680 --> 00:42:01,080
Speaker 5: you have to take your outfit from day night. So

950
00:42:01,120 --> 00:42:03,400
Speaker 5: you have to like figure out a way to dress

951
00:42:03,440 --> 00:42:06,200
Speaker 5: it up so that you go from like say, fucking

952
00:42:06,239 --> 00:42:09,279
Speaker 5: around shopping to like a show at the nerd melt.

953
00:42:09,719 --> 00:42:10,319
Speaker 3: Oh.

954
00:42:10,320 --> 00:42:12,960
Speaker 4: It's the only reason I've ever done stand up in shorts.

955
00:42:13,120 --> 00:42:16,759
Speaker 4: I'm like, this is what I Nothing makes me have

956
00:42:16,840 --> 00:42:20,080
Speaker 4: less confidence than looking down and seeing my spindly legs

957
00:42:20,120 --> 00:42:23,000
Speaker 4: and lack of calves. And I don't want to be

958
00:42:23,120 --> 00:42:25,680
Speaker 4: powerless on stage. Of course, you want to be confident.

959
00:42:26,160 --> 00:42:29,000
Speaker 4: I can't even walk confidently while in shorts, yet I've

960
00:42:29,000 --> 00:42:31,880
Speaker 4: done stand up in them a dozen times. That's because

961
00:42:31,880 --> 00:42:34,759
Speaker 4: I couldn't make it home all the way to Venice.

962
00:42:35,200 --> 00:42:40,280
Speaker 4: I've been on stage sweaty. Yeah, I suppose the ocean

963
00:42:40,360 --> 00:42:41,280
Speaker 4: is a terrible place.

964
00:42:41,480 --> 00:42:43,200
Speaker 1: You need to pack a bag, though, you need to

965
00:42:44,600 --> 00:42:45,839
Speaker 1: throw some options in a bag.

966
00:42:46,120 --> 00:42:46,960
Speaker 3: That's a lifestyle.

967
00:42:47,000 --> 00:42:49,840
Speaker 6: I don't want to leave beautiful just so far away.

968
00:42:50,040 --> 00:42:51,919
Speaker 6: And you don't have to, Chris, because you're a man

969
00:42:51,960 --> 00:42:54,200
Speaker 6: and nobody really judges you by what your outfit is.

970
00:42:54,520 --> 00:42:56,840
Speaker 4: I do I if I see someone on stage in

971
00:42:56,880 --> 00:42:59,399
Speaker 4: their gym clothes and I get upset, and I've done

972
00:42:59,440 --> 00:43:01,480
Speaker 4: it myself and I don't feel good about it.

973
00:43:01,560 --> 00:43:04,280
Speaker 6: I mean, anyone who's on stage in their gym clothes

974
00:43:04,360 --> 00:43:06,320
Speaker 6: is working out on a regular basis, and thus I

975
00:43:06,360 --> 00:43:08,360
Speaker 6: would find hot, and thus I would be okay with it.

976
00:43:08,480 --> 00:43:11,240
Speaker 1: Our friend Oka, our all of our friends.

977
00:43:11,320 --> 00:43:15,280
Speaker 5: Sean Green of the Some kind of a Sports podcast,

978
00:43:16,840 --> 00:43:18,719
Speaker 5: He just did a tweet that was hilarious.

979
00:43:18,920 --> 00:43:20,200
Speaker 1: That was like the one thing.

980
00:43:20,280 --> 00:43:22,719
Speaker 5: The most common question I'm asked when I get off

981
00:43:22,719 --> 00:43:25,520
Speaker 5: stage after her stand up comedy, said, is are those sweats?

982
00:43:27,239 --> 00:43:29,200
Speaker 1: Which is, if you know him, the funniest joke.

983
00:43:29,640 --> 00:43:31,560
Speaker 3: Oh, I'm a fan.

984
00:43:31,680 --> 00:43:34,160
Speaker 6: I mean, in all likelihood, because I'm doing your podcast,

985
00:43:34,239 --> 00:43:37,040
Speaker 6: I will be performing in shorts tonight. Yeah, I refuse

986
00:43:37,080 --> 00:43:38,080
Speaker 6: to apologize for it.

987
00:43:38,160 --> 00:43:40,359
Speaker 4: Don't do it it's just that thing I hang up

988
00:43:40,400 --> 00:43:43,440
Speaker 4: I have, I don't. I can't even get on an escalator.

989
00:43:43,440 --> 00:43:45,719
Speaker 6: And it's beautiful, powerful calves you do.

990
00:43:46,000 --> 00:43:49,160
Speaker 5: I watched you walk into that mailbox place and your

991
00:43:49,239 --> 00:43:52,719
Speaker 5: calves they stand on their own.

992
00:43:52,400 --> 00:43:55,960
Speaker 4: Your calves look like two squirrels wrestling in a knapsack.

993
00:43:56,320 --> 00:43:57,920
Speaker 1: Your calves look like steers.

994
00:44:01,840 --> 00:44:04,759
Speaker 3: But yeah, I have. The answer is yes, I have

995
00:44:04,800 --> 00:44:05,239
Speaker 3: done that.

996
00:44:05,320 --> 00:44:07,400
Speaker 4: I've had to make do with what I was wearing

997
00:44:07,440 --> 00:44:09,920
Speaker 4: in the day because nighttime was suddenly upon me.

998
00:44:10,280 --> 00:44:12,359
Speaker 1: And what do you do? You throw sweater around your neck.

999
00:44:12,640 --> 00:44:16,840
Speaker 4: I usually keep a second layer in my trunk, sweaters,

1000
00:44:18,280 --> 00:44:18,920
Speaker 4: different shoes.

1001
00:44:19,000 --> 00:44:20,800
Speaker 6: You wear a lot of adorable sweaters on stage.

1002
00:44:20,800 --> 00:44:22,480
Speaker 3: I have underwear and socks in my trunk.

1003
00:44:22,520 --> 00:44:25,759
Speaker 6: You guys, you're saying that you have probably never heard

1004
00:44:25,840 --> 00:44:29,200
Speaker 6: data night means that you haven't read a women's magazine

1005
00:44:29,280 --> 00:44:30,799
Speaker 6: for thirty five goddamn years.

1006
00:44:30,840 --> 00:44:32,640
Speaker 5: No, no, it's not that I haven't heard it the way

1007
00:44:32,680 --> 00:44:35,400
Speaker 5: you were saying it, calling it a data nighting an outfit.

1008
00:44:35,600 --> 00:44:36,960
Speaker 1: Yes, I've never heard that.

1009
00:44:38,320 --> 00:44:42,080
Speaker 6: Yeah, I turned too many things into verbs data nighting.

1010
00:44:43,040 --> 00:44:44,840
Speaker 1: But I got it on the second repeat.

1011
00:44:45,040 --> 00:44:45,759
Speaker 6: Yeah, thank you.

1012
00:44:46,400 --> 00:44:49,080
Speaker 4: I still want it to be like just working late

1013
00:44:49,160 --> 00:44:51,399
Speaker 4: a light shift at some kind of data entry job.

1014
00:44:51,719 --> 00:44:56,120
Speaker 3: But it's not I mean, have you ever data nighted? Oh? Certainly,

1015
00:44:56,440 --> 00:44:57,640
Speaker 3: especially at the end of this Yes.

1016
00:44:57,719 --> 00:44:58,960
Speaker 1: I love to enter code.

1017
00:44:59,360 --> 00:45:04,520
Speaker 6: Ca What is your your favorite article in a women's magazine?

1018
00:45:04,640 --> 00:45:08,480
Speaker 5: I love a New year.

1019
00:45:09,880 --> 00:45:11,200
Speaker 1: Bedroom horoscope.

1020
00:45:11,560 --> 00:45:13,440
Speaker 6: Oh oh yeah.

1021
00:45:13,520 --> 00:45:16,680
Speaker 5: I need to know as a Taurus what I should

1022
00:45:16,760 --> 00:45:19,520
Speaker 5: be doing in the bedroom to please my man. That's

1023
00:45:19,560 --> 00:45:21,640
Speaker 5: that's probably the most interesting to me.

1024
00:45:22,080 --> 00:45:28,120
Speaker 6: Helpful if around April there were a twelve page Chinese

1025
00:45:28,200 --> 00:45:33,800
Speaker 6: zodiac like outfit pictoral, like everyone from each of the

1026
00:45:34,000 --> 00:45:39,200
Speaker 6: years going from seventeen to twenty nine wearing an outfit

1027
00:45:39,280 --> 00:45:41,960
Speaker 6: sort of inspired by the year of the Ram, would

1028
00:45:42,000 --> 00:45:47,640
Speaker 6: you savor that or would you probably just flip past it?

1029
00:45:47,880 --> 00:45:49,360
Speaker 1: Just outfits.

1030
00:45:49,160 --> 00:45:51,600
Speaker 6: It's women, it's beautiful women in outfits, and there's a

1031
00:45:51,600 --> 00:45:54,040
Speaker 6: little insert telling you what Year of the Ram means.

1032
00:45:54,120 --> 00:45:54,720
Speaker 3: Slip past.

1033
00:45:55,040 --> 00:45:59,759
Speaker 5: Okay, because fashion, although I absolutely regard it as an

1034
00:45:59,880 --> 00:46:04,279
Speaker 5: art and some people do it so breathtakingly, for the

1035
00:46:04,280 --> 00:46:05,920
Speaker 5: most part, it doesn't speak to me.

1036
00:46:06,120 --> 00:46:06,720
Speaker 1: It doesn't.

1037
00:46:06,880 --> 00:46:09,480
Speaker 5: I feel like it doesn't include me because it's like

1038
00:46:09,680 --> 00:46:13,120
Speaker 5: ballerinas who are wearing pashminas.

1039
00:46:13,600 --> 00:46:16,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, that rhymes. That's the beginning of my wrap.

1040
00:46:16,040 --> 00:46:19,680
Speaker 3: I love it was beautiful. Yeah, thank you so. Yeah.

1041
00:46:19,760 --> 00:46:21,880
Speaker 5: Most of the time when I look through a fashion magazine,

1042
00:46:21,920 --> 00:46:25,000
Speaker 5: I'm looking at makeup, I'm looking at eyebrows, I'm looking

1043
00:46:25,000 --> 00:46:29,200
Speaker 5: at hair sometimes and I'm looking at Oh, this is

1044
00:46:29,239 --> 00:46:31,279
Speaker 5: the look they want people to try to look like.

1045
00:46:31,400 --> 00:46:35,960
Speaker 4: Now, I've always been as far as the horoscope thing goes,

1046
00:46:36,280 --> 00:46:39,239
Speaker 4: and I hope I'm not totally changing the subject. No,

1047
00:46:39,280 --> 00:46:43,000
Speaker 4: please do didn't all didn't NASA just establish that that

1048
00:46:43,239 --> 00:46:47,040
Speaker 4: all has changed? And in this article I read, I

1049
00:46:47,080 --> 00:46:49,959
Speaker 4: am now what comes before Aquarius?

1050
00:46:50,000 --> 00:46:51,000
Speaker 3: Like, I don't even I'm a.

1051
00:46:50,920 --> 00:46:52,520
Speaker 6: Scored, a new sign of the zodiac.

1052
00:46:52,840 --> 00:46:57,040
Speaker 4: Yes, and why aren't people freaking out about this? Because

1053
00:46:57,120 --> 00:47:00,360
Speaker 4: it blows the lid off of their superstition and that

1054
00:47:00,440 --> 00:47:03,240
Speaker 4: I never believed in. H as excited for everyone to

1055
00:47:03,560 --> 00:47:07,440
Speaker 4: freak out, and there's been no backlash NASA, They're just

1056
00:47:07,520 --> 00:47:08,120
Speaker 4: ignoring it.

1057
00:47:08,400 --> 00:47:08,680
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1058
00:47:08,760 --> 00:47:11,080
Speaker 5: I think that people are like, well, I'm just a Taurus.

1059
00:47:11,120 --> 00:47:11,680
Speaker 5: I don't care.

1060
00:47:12,040 --> 00:47:15,360
Speaker 6: It was irrational before, it's irrational now. Stop trying to irrationalize.

1061
00:47:15,360 --> 00:47:18,480
Speaker 5: It wasn't ever truly based on planets. That was that

1062
00:47:18,600 --> 00:47:21,640
Speaker 5: was the rationalization. But in truth, it was just like, oh,

1063
00:47:21,680 --> 00:47:25,200
Speaker 5: I'm the bowl, I'm stubborn and earth earth bound, and

1064
00:47:25,239 --> 00:47:28,000
Speaker 5: I like flowers. It's always a bunch of shit that

1065
00:47:28,000 --> 00:47:29,520
Speaker 5: it really doesn't actually apply to me.

1066
00:47:29,600 --> 00:47:30,600
Speaker 1: But I'm like, yeah, this is known.

1067
00:47:30,719 --> 00:47:31,440
Speaker 6: Are you a Taurus?

1068
00:47:31,719 --> 00:47:32,000
Speaker 1: Yeah?

1069
00:47:32,520 --> 00:47:35,360
Speaker 6: Your The thing is is my sister is a Taurus.

1070
00:47:35,440 --> 00:47:37,920
Speaker 6: So I was always like, I don't get along with Taurus.

1071
00:47:38,000 --> 00:47:41,000
Speaker 6: And the answer is really just I don't get a

1072
00:47:41,040 --> 00:47:42,360
Speaker 6: log with borderline personality.

1073
00:47:44,400 --> 00:47:50,000
Speaker 1: I mean, we are pretty bossy and pushy. That's definitely true.

1074
00:47:50,080 --> 00:47:52,760
Speaker 4: The only experience I've ever had where I did put

1075
00:47:52,960 --> 00:47:55,680
Speaker 4: any value in it or belief into it is when

1076
00:47:55,760 --> 00:47:57,960
Speaker 4: I walked into a bar with a friend of mine

1077
00:47:58,080 --> 00:48:02,479
Speaker 4: and this woman leaving what's like a drunk Her hair

1078
00:48:02,600 --> 00:48:05,360
Speaker 4: was all wild, and she goes, hey Aquarius, Hey Scorpio

1079
00:48:05,520 --> 00:48:08,720
Speaker 4: and walked out and neither of us knew this woman yeah,

1080
00:48:08,840 --> 00:48:09,200
Speaker 4: and she.

1081
00:48:09,320 --> 00:48:13,480
Speaker 3: Just called us hard. Yeah. It was horrifying to me,

1082
00:48:13,520 --> 00:48:14,440
Speaker 3: though I left early.

1083
00:48:14,800 --> 00:48:16,719
Speaker 6: I like that, are you a Scorpio.

1084
00:48:17,200 --> 00:48:18,759
Speaker 3: I'm a well, I don't know now.

1085
00:48:19,320 --> 00:48:21,600
Speaker 4: I know so little about it, and I'm not bragging.

1086
00:48:21,840 --> 00:48:23,799
Speaker 4: I just don't believe.

1087
00:48:23,520 --> 00:48:26,040
Speaker 6: If you were a Scorpio and we had spent three

1088
00:48:26,200 --> 00:48:28,880
Speaker 6: days in the same room and did not fuck. I

1089
00:48:28,880 --> 00:48:30,480
Speaker 6: would be like, what's wrong with us?

1090
00:48:30,600 --> 00:48:30,960
Speaker 1: Wait?

1091
00:48:31,160 --> 00:48:33,840
Speaker 3: We did spend three days in a room.

1092
00:48:34,000 --> 00:48:36,560
Speaker 6: I know, but we yes, but we didn't fuck. And

1093
00:48:36,600 --> 00:48:38,480
Speaker 6: I was saying, if we were both Scorpios, we would

1094
00:48:38,480 --> 00:48:41,480
Speaker 6: have been so deeply sexual that there would have been stopping.

1095
00:48:41,920 --> 00:48:43,200
Speaker 3: That's what that means.

1096
00:48:43,520 --> 00:48:44,280
Speaker 1: You're a Scorpio.

1097
00:48:44,400 --> 00:48:45,080
Speaker 6: I'm a Scorpio.

1098
00:48:46,960 --> 00:48:48,640
Speaker 3: What's apparently I'm.

1099
00:48:48,760 --> 00:48:51,120
Speaker 4: Everything I hear about Aquarius is that I'm a total

1100
00:48:51,160 --> 00:48:53,600
Speaker 4: asshole and I'm lying and I just want people to

1101
00:48:53,719 --> 00:48:53,960
Speaker 4: like me.

1102
00:48:54,000 --> 00:48:57,120
Speaker 3: But I'm a piece of shit and the age of you.

1103
00:48:57,880 --> 00:49:02,160
Speaker 3: I don't native day, day a night.

1104
00:49:02,800 --> 00:49:06,239
Speaker 5: You know who else is an Aquarius is Flanagan and

1105
00:49:06,360 --> 00:49:07,240
Speaker 5: he's not an asshole.

1106
00:49:07,280 --> 00:49:08,040
Speaker 1: He's good times.

1107
00:49:08,840 --> 00:49:12,400
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, it's it's.

1108
00:49:12,160 --> 00:49:17,080
Speaker 1: A sorry get that you just need to drive a

1109
00:49:17,080 --> 00:49:17,480
Speaker 1: little bit.

1110
00:49:17,560 --> 00:49:21,560
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, sorry, yep. I yeah. I don't believe in it.

1111
00:49:21,680 --> 00:49:22,760
Speaker 3: I don't believe in it.

1112
00:49:23,040 --> 00:49:26,040
Speaker 4: It makes me furious when people demand that there's meaning

1113
00:49:26,040 --> 00:49:26,440
Speaker 4: in it.

1114
00:49:26,800 --> 00:49:29,719
Speaker 5: I feel like people like to be told about themselves

1115
00:49:29,960 --> 00:49:32,719
Speaker 5: and it doesn't really matter. I mean, I've read my

1116
00:49:32,800 --> 00:49:35,799
Speaker 5: horoscope every day and I know for a fact it's

1117
00:49:35,800 --> 00:49:36,760
Speaker 5: not really gonna apply.

1118
00:49:36,920 --> 00:49:39,160
Speaker 1: But that it'll be like today, your.

1119
00:49:39,000 --> 00:49:41,279
Speaker 5: Feelings might be sensitive, so I'm like, oh, I better

1120
00:49:41,320 --> 00:49:42,080
Speaker 5: be careful.

1121
00:49:42,360 --> 00:49:44,759
Speaker 6: Well, it's why people like okay Cupid because it's fun

1122
00:49:44,800 --> 00:49:46,320
Speaker 6: to answer questions about yourself.

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00:49:46,960 --> 00:49:48,840
Speaker 1: Oh wait, are you on okay Cupid?

1124
00:49:49,400 --> 00:49:51,560
Speaker 6: I haven't account I haven't looked at it in forever.

1125
00:49:52,160 --> 00:49:54,040
Speaker 6: As soon as someone is interested in me, I assume

1126
00:49:54,040 --> 00:49:58,040
Speaker 6: that they are not a valuable person. Then I move

1127
00:49:58,080 --> 00:49:59,960
Speaker 6: along and say, who can I swindle? On? Bread?

1128
00:50:03,600 --> 00:50:04,680
Speaker 1: Can I swindle?

1129
00:50:05,520 --> 00:50:08,640
Speaker 5: I should join a dating app just so that I

1130
00:50:08,680 --> 00:50:10,440
Speaker 5: could steal people's wallets.

1131
00:50:11,719 --> 00:50:14,040
Speaker 1: So I was like, that's the way to do it, Karen.

1132
00:50:14,160 --> 00:50:19,000
Speaker 6: Yesterday I went to a birthday party, a gay birthday party,

1133
00:50:19,040 --> 00:50:24,359
Speaker 6: and the standard and the guys were so hot that

1134
00:50:24,480 --> 00:50:29,200
Speaker 6: I became bored and disengaged. I was like, I don't

1135
00:50:29,280 --> 00:50:31,759
Speaker 6: what am I supposed to do here? Fuck all of you.

1136
00:50:31,960 --> 00:50:34,919
Speaker 5: It was kind of deadening to your senses to see. Yeah,

1137
00:50:34,920 --> 00:50:37,320
Speaker 5: that's what Los Angeles is like. It ruins good looking

1138
00:50:37,360 --> 00:50:41,359
Speaker 5: people because there's so many and there many of them

1139
00:50:41,360 --> 00:50:42,720
Speaker 5: are just a bummer.

1140
00:50:43,440 --> 00:50:45,239
Speaker 6: I mean, many of these people were fine, but it

1141
00:50:45,280 --> 00:50:47,840
Speaker 6: was like it was my friend Art and it was

1142
00:50:48,040 --> 00:50:51,480
Speaker 6: his boyfriend's birthday, and I just went over to Art,

1143
00:50:51,520 --> 00:50:55,480
Speaker 6: who was sitting with like our heterosexual friends and gay

1144
00:50:55,480 --> 00:50:58,280
Speaker 6: guys with graduate degrees, and they were just like bitching

1145
00:50:58,320 --> 00:51:01,200
Speaker 6: about baseball in the election, and I was like, I

1146
00:51:01,200 --> 00:51:03,239
Speaker 6: don't want to be one of these boring people. I

1147
00:51:03,280 --> 00:51:04,640
Speaker 6: want to be one of or I don't want to

1148
00:51:04,640 --> 00:51:05,960
Speaker 6: be one of these sad people. I want to be

1149
00:51:06,000 --> 00:51:08,440
Speaker 6: one of the boring hot people inside. But I can't

1150
00:51:08,440 --> 00:51:09,200
Speaker 6: pay well.

1151
00:51:09,440 --> 00:51:12,600
Speaker 1: But also, you're not supposed to be You're you're your

1152
00:51:12,760 --> 00:51:15,240
Speaker 1: local color. You are the artist.

1153
00:51:15,440 --> 00:51:18,880
Speaker 5: You are the rain bird is not the what you

1154
00:51:18,960 --> 00:51:23,400
Speaker 5: called me one time. You get to be the the

1155
00:51:23,560 --> 00:51:24,440
Speaker 5: rain bird?

1156
00:51:24,560 --> 00:51:25,920
Speaker 1: I think? Is that what you said?

1157
00:51:26,239 --> 00:51:31,680
Speaker 4: Oh wow, didn't you want I'm I'm the personality equivalent

1158
00:51:31,719 --> 00:51:33,960
Speaker 4: of a left handed oyster shucking glove.

1159
00:51:34,120 --> 00:51:34,359
Speaker 1: Yes?

1160
00:51:35,200 --> 00:51:36,200
Speaker 3: Did I say that right?

1161
00:51:36,440 --> 00:51:38,280
Speaker 6: Yes, it is one of my jokes.

1162
00:51:38,320 --> 00:51:40,879
Speaker 3: I love it. Well, I'm just saying it. Okay, back

1163
00:51:40,880 --> 00:51:41,239
Speaker 3: to Dred.

1164
00:51:41,360 --> 00:51:44,120
Speaker 6: That was about yourself or about Chris about myself.

1165
00:51:44,280 --> 00:51:46,479
Speaker 1: A left handed oyster shucking glove? Yes?

1166
00:51:47,120 --> 00:51:50,640
Speaker 6: Why because nobody like it's not for everybody. Most people

1167
00:51:50,640 --> 00:51:53,640
Speaker 6: don't need that, but you do need that. Are really

1168
00:51:53,680 --> 00:51:57,239
Speaker 6: excited to find it. Right, But no, it was a

1169
00:51:57,239 --> 00:51:59,680
Speaker 6: fun party. I'm just whining they were real hot though.

1170
00:52:00,480 --> 00:52:03,120
Speaker 5: I mean, I don't know these days. At a party,

1171
00:52:03,160 --> 00:52:04,839
Speaker 5: I need people who want to talk about the.

1172
00:52:04,800 --> 00:52:08,520
Speaker 1: Death of her parents. I think that's someone's joke.

1173
00:52:08,560 --> 00:52:11,440
Speaker 6: I just tole that's really funny.

1174
00:52:11,560 --> 00:52:13,799
Speaker 1: I think I feel like somebody has a bit like that.

1175
00:52:13,880 --> 00:52:17,239
Speaker 5: But but it really whoever did it was it wasn't

1176
00:52:17,280 --> 00:52:19,759
Speaker 5: word for word, but conceptually it's the same thing. But

1177
00:52:19,800 --> 00:52:21,759
Speaker 5: it's a thing of like I don't want to talk about, like,

1178
00:52:21,880 --> 00:52:24,080
Speaker 5: did you watch Game of Thrones anymore? I'm at that

1179
00:52:24,160 --> 00:52:27,120
Speaker 5: age now where I'm like, what's the saddest thing that's

1180
00:52:27,120 --> 00:52:28,080
Speaker 5: happened to you recently?

1181
00:52:28,200 --> 00:52:30,319
Speaker 6: But listen, Karen, I have something that relates to both

1182
00:52:30,360 --> 00:52:32,480
Speaker 6: of those things. Okay, let me tell you about Debbie

1183
00:52:32,520 --> 00:52:37,799
Speaker 6: Branham widow. Debbie Branham widow watches herself some prestige television.

1184
00:52:37,920 --> 00:52:40,680
Speaker 6: Oh there is no Larry Branham to bitch if you

1185
00:52:40,760 --> 00:52:44,640
Speaker 6: decide to watch stranger things. That's right, she and it

1186
00:52:44,680 --> 00:52:48,120
Speaker 6: was she's but it's always the weirdest thing. She is

1187
00:52:48,160 --> 00:52:52,000
Speaker 6: in love with HBO's divorce. There's the only human being

1188
00:52:52,120 --> 00:52:53,400
Speaker 6: of whom that is true.

1189
00:52:54,480 --> 00:52:56,480
Speaker 3: Sorry, Sorry that was some peeling out.

1190
00:52:56,800 --> 00:53:00,719
Speaker 4: It's raining and this has been my worst appearance on

1191
00:53:00,719 --> 00:53:01,560
Speaker 4: my own podcast.

1192
00:53:01,719 --> 00:53:04,839
Speaker 6: How is it that on the planet gets this much

1193
00:53:04,920 --> 00:53:08,319
Speaker 6: rain every moment of every day and it we just

1194
00:53:08,520 --> 00:53:10,800
Speaker 6: like our tires.

1195
00:53:10,840 --> 00:53:14,240
Speaker 1: Don't worry because I'll tell you there's a layer of oil.

1196
00:53:14,440 --> 00:53:15,640
Speaker 3: There's a layer of oil, and.

1197
00:53:15,960 --> 00:53:19,800
Speaker 1: On these streets there's what a year's worth of oil? Yeah,

1198
00:53:19,840 --> 00:53:20,520
Speaker 1: so it's crazy.

1199
00:53:20,560 --> 00:53:23,839
Speaker 5: I mean, that's why there's been fucking four ambulances since

1200
00:53:23,840 --> 00:53:24,640
Speaker 5: we've been reported.

1201
00:53:24,680 --> 00:53:29,200
Speaker 3: And I am on edge and I can't wait to

1202
00:53:29,239 --> 00:53:30,360
Speaker 3: be back in a studio.

1203
00:53:30,840 --> 00:53:31,680
Speaker 1: You're sweating a lot.

1204
00:53:32,000 --> 00:53:34,239
Speaker 3: You have the subject because I drink too much. Yes,

1205
00:53:35,080 --> 00:53:36,480
Speaker 3: got she knew so much about me.

1206
00:53:36,719 --> 00:53:37,359
Speaker 1: I love that.

1207
00:53:37,440 --> 00:53:41,799
Speaker 6: You guys should do an election night special ride in

1208
00:53:41,880 --> 00:53:45,239
Speaker 6: the car in the car. You should get a comedian

1209
00:53:45,360 --> 00:53:48,240
Speaker 6: and someone from NPR, like a Martine.

1210
00:53:47,960 --> 00:53:50,760
Speaker 1: Oh good idea, one of those voices.

1211
00:53:50,880 --> 00:53:51,759
Speaker 3: And yeah, I like it.

1212
00:53:51,800 --> 00:53:52,319
Speaker 6: I like it.

1213
00:53:52,320 --> 00:53:53,600
Speaker 3: It just seems like a lot of work.

1214
00:53:53,719 --> 00:53:55,520
Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean, we're never going to do it, but

1215
00:53:55,560 --> 00:53:58,319
Speaker 5: that's such a good idea. Oh but also, oh no,

1216
00:53:58,400 --> 00:54:01,520
Speaker 5: that's not election night. The night after election night, we're

1217
00:54:01,560 --> 00:54:04,000
Speaker 5: doing business Class and April just thought, oh, we should

1218
00:54:04,000 --> 00:54:06,279
Speaker 5: have all women on that show since we'll have our

1219
00:54:06,320 --> 00:54:07,360
Speaker 5: first female president.

1220
00:54:07,600 --> 00:54:11,359
Speaker 3: And then I started, no, you're on it.

1221
00:54:11,840 --> 00:54:21,600
Speaker 5: If it's all women, you're the headline. Oh, because I

1222
00:54:21,719 --> 00:54:24,319
Speaker 5: realized then that there's a very good chance that this

1223
00:54:24,440 --> 00:54:26,160
Speaker 5: badass woman is going to be president.

1224
00:54:26,520 --> 00:54:27,560
Speaker 1: And it just hit me, like.

1225
00:54:27,600 --> 00:54:31,719
Speaker 5: I'm so nervous that it could be that ludicrous piece

1226
00:54:31,719 --> 00:54:35,319
Speaker 5: of shit Donald Trump, that I just haven't even been

1227
00:54:35,360 --> 00:54:38,680
Speaker 5: considering the fact that it's a reality, like something that

1228
00:54:38,719 --> 00:54:42,480
Speaker 5: would make my mother so fucking happy and proud, and

1229
00:54:42,520 --> 00:54:45,799
Speaker 5: like that all this the women who are not interested

1230
00:54:46,000 --> 00:54:50,600
Speaker 5: in living to please their man or fucking get all

1231
00:54:50,640 --> 00:54:53,120
Speaker 5: their shit waxed and wear a thong. There's a whole

1232
00:54:53,239 --> 00:54:57,040
Speaker 5: generation and a whole you know, there's a whole culture

1233
00:54:57,160 --> 00:55:00,600
Speaker 5: of women who are about being smart and strong and

1234
00:55:00,680 --> 00:55:05,240
Speaker 5: taking care of business. And it's going to be popular again,

1235
00:55:05,440 --> 00:55:07,640
Speaker 5: just like in the nineties when Rosanne was on TV.

1236
00:55:07,920 --> 00:55:09,080
Speaker 1: It's going to come back.

1237
00:55:09,440 --> 00:55:11,799
Speaker 6: Well, there's some things are neat about. It's not just

1238
00:55:11,840 --> 00:55:13,800
Speaker 6: a lady president in the way that other countries have

1239
00:55:13,840 --> 00:55:16,239
Speaker 6: had lady presidents. It's like the most powerful person in

1240
00:55:16,239 --> 00:55:19,600
Speaker 6: the world, the person who makes the decisions for the world.

1241
00:55:19,880 --> 00:55:21,759
Speaker 6: It's gonna be a woman for like the first time

1242
00:55:21,800 --> 00:55:22,480
Speaker 6: in history.

1243
00:55:22,640 --> 00:55:25,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, in history, please let it happen.

1244
00:55:27,000 --> 00:55:28,920
Speaker 3: She can just stop having her period.

1245
00:55:29,560 --> 00:55:30,520
Speaker 1: She did about.

1246
00:55:30,320 --> 00:55:35,759
Speaker 6: Twenty Do you really think she would have confidently worn

1247
00:55:35,840 --> 00:55:39,000
Speaker 6: a white suit to that depiction if this were still

1248
00:55:39,000 --> 00:55:39,640
Speaker 6: an issue.

1249
00:55:40,400 --> 00:55:42,960
Speaker 5: It's my favorite when people talk about, like you don't

1250
00:55:42,960 --> 00:55:45,600
Speaker 5: want all their period. It's like the woman is sixty

1251
00:55:45,680 --> 00:55:46,600
Speaker 5: five years old.

1252
00:55:46,840 --> 00:55:49,680
Speaker 3: Yeah she still dresses like emperor.

1253
00:55:50,600 --> 00:55:51,960
Speaker 1: Yeah she's not afraid.

1254
00:55:52,160 --> 00:55:53,879
Speaker 3: Oh god, more death more.

1255
00:55:53,920 --> 00:55:56,680
Speaker 6: Siren was the first person to refer to them as

1256
00:55:56,719 --> 00:56:01,839
Speaker 6: maw tunics. That's other people are claiming it now.

1257
00:56:02,000 --> 00:56:05,360
Speaker 4: I really like that she because now that the people

1258
00:56:05,400 --> 00:56:08,120
Speaker 4: compile all of her I didn't notice each time she

1259
00:56:08,160 --> 00:56:11,080
Speaker 4: had an outfit on, But now that the old show

1260
00:56:11,200 --> 00:56:13,000
Speaker 4: side by side, what sorry, Oh.

1261
00:56:12,920 --> 00:56:16,440
Speaker 5: I'm sorry, there's the sixth Oh yes, the ambulance that

1262
00:56:16,480 --> 00:56:17,040
Speaker 5: we've just seen.

1263
00:56:17,160 --> 00:56:17,879
Speaker 6: I'm so on it.

1264
00:56:18,160 --> 00:56:18,840
Speaker 1: I know, I'm sorry.

1265
00:56:18,880 --> 00:56:22,440
Speaker 4: But her outfit, she's really got a look and she's like,

1266
00:56:22,560 --> 00:56:24,800
Speaker 4: I want I want collarless.

1267
00:56:25,160 --> 00:56:27,160
Speaker 3: Like, how would you guys describe her.

1268
00:56:27,320 --> 00:56:30,480
Speaker 1: It's a neighbor caller. It's a very complimentary.

1269
00:56:31,239 --> 00:56:32,040
Speaker 3: They look cool.

1270
00:56:32,360 --> 00:56:37,000
Speaker 4: It's like it's she's wearing really cool soup like futuristic

1271
00:56:37,800 --> 00:56:39,960
Speaker 4: lady suits and they're awesome.

1272
00:56:39,800 --> 00:56:44,279
Speaker 5: They're very much like the sci fi series that you

1273
00:56:44,320 --> 00:56:45,520
Speaker 5: love has finally come.

1274
00:56:46,680 --> 00:56:50,239
Speaker 6: Who's gather giving us Battlestar Galactica's.

1275
00:56:49,480 --> 00:56:52,040
Speaker 3: I heard James almost suits.

1276
00:56:52,400 --> 00:56:54,319
Speaker 1: It's what's the woman's name?

1277
00:56:54,360 --> 00:56:54,480
Speaker 2: Who?

1278
00:56:54,560 --> 00:56:54,919
Speaker 1: I love?

1279
00:56:55,200 --> 00:56:55,680
Speaker 6: McDonald?

1280
00:56:55,760 --> 00:56:57,080
Speaker 1: Yes, Mary McDonald.

1281
00:56:57,280 --> 00:56:59,520
Speaker 4: I can't wait for one of her outfits to have

1282
00:56:59,560 --> 00:57:02,440
Speaker 4: those stars and pepper buttons on each side, like cobble

1283
00:57:02,480 --> 00:57:04,799
Speaker 4: breast buttons.

1284
00:57:05,280 --> 00:57:08,719
Speaker 3: Oh god, I just want her to go full nautical.

1285
00:57:09,000 --> 00:57:13,000
Speaker 6: Yes, Karen, did you see anything of the Ousemith Dinner?

1286
00:57:13,600 --> 00:57:17,320
Speaker 1: No, just clips. I can't watch Donald Trump real time,

1287
00:57:17,680 --> 00:57:19,120
Speaker 1: like watching videos of him.

1288
00:57:19,600 --> 00:57:23,920
Speaker 5: I get so livid. I'm so offended he exists in

1289
00:57:23,920 --> 00:57:24,680
Speaker 5: this situation.

1290
00:57:24,880 --> 00:57:25,960
Speaker 1: It is such an uffront.

1291
00:57:26,400 --> 00:57:29,320
Speaker 5: It's so fucking offensive that she has to even play

1292
00:57:29,360 --> 00:57:31,160
Speaker 5: ball with that asshole.

1293
00:57:31,320 --> 00:57:36,520
Speaker 6: It's so typical well creating equivalencies between them in some

1294
00:57:36,560 --> 00:57:39,120
Speaker 6: way of trying to say yes, but she's bad too.

1295
00:57:39,600 --> 00:57:44,320
Speaker 6: It's like, shut up. Yes, she never said we should

1296
00:57:44,360 --> 00:57:48,520
Speaker 6: doubt the outcome of elections. She's she never bragged about

1297
00:57:48,840 --> 00:57:50,160
Speaker 6: like sexually assaulting people.

1298
00:57:50,200 --> 00:57:54,560
Speaker 5: She's not threatening to sue anybody. She's she's a consummate

1299
00:57:54,640 --> 00:57:55,840
Speaker 5: politician in every way.

1300
00:57:55,960 --> 00:57:59,800
Speaker 1: She's got a very very good education and she's not.

1301
00:58:00,520 --> 00:58:04,000
Speaker 4: Everyone's complained about her, like, oh, she's murdered people.

1302
00:58:04,120 --> 00:58:07,400
Speaker 3: That's she's a politician. She's done her job.

1303
00:58:08,200 --> 00:58:14,200
Speaker 6: People saying everybody's murdered that resulted in people dying. Calm down. Also,

1304
00:58:14,320 --> 00:58:17,560
Speaker 6: whoever whoever ran things without killing some people.

1305
00:58:17,960 --> 00:58:22,360
Speaker 5: I mean, let's talk about Digson. Dick Cheney has killed

1306
00:58:22,960 --> 00:58:25,160
Speaker 5: children with his hands, don't let's not.

1307
00:58:25,440 --> 00:58:26,960
Speaker 1: Let's not pretend.

1308
00:58:26,760 --> 00:58:29,240
Speaker 3: He's twisted their heads off like smoke detectives.

1309
00:58:29,280 --> 00:58:31,320
Speaker 5: And he just did it because it was like Thanksgiving

1310
00:58:31,320 --> 00:58:32,080
Speaker 5: and he was bored.

1311
00:58:32,360 --> 00:58:34,000
Speaker 1: It wasn't like Forbes.

1312
00:58:34,240 --> 00:58:39,360
Speaker 4: He just did it for the semi erection that provided him.

1313
00:58:39,600 --> 00:58:43,240
Speaker 4: Oh goodness, okay, I'm now I'm starting to hallucinate.

1314
00:58:44,240 --> 00:58:47,320
Speaker 5: Well, this is tough. This is tough, This is good

1315
00:58:47,880 --> 00:58:50,720
Speaker 5: la rain. No one else can handle it.

1316
00:58:50,720 --> 00:58:54,040
Speaker 1: It's dark. People are darting out like it's a goddamn

1317
00:58:54,120 --> 00:58:54,720
Speaker 1: video game.

1318
00:58:55,840 --> 00:58:58,040
Speaker 6: This is why, this is why we are in a

1319
00:58:58,080 --> 00:59:01,480
Speaker 6: severe drought. Because God starts your green and then he's like,

1320
00:59:01,600 --> 00:59:03,040
Speaker 6: Chris is real upset.

1321
00:59:02,760 --> 00:59:05,000
Speaker 1: Right now, yeah, and so is everyone else in this time.

1322
00:59:05,080 --> 00:59:06,640
Speaker 6: I'm going to stop this and we'll do it some

1323
00:59:06,760 --> 00:59:10,440
Speaker 6: other time. And when he tries it, Chris is just

1324
00:59:10,480 --> 00:59:12,840
Speaker 6: still like, Wow, this ship.

1325
00:59:13,800 --> 00:59:16,160
Speaker 3: I am stressed out, But guy, have you noticed? Isn't

1326
00:59:16,200 --> 00:59:18,680
Speaker 3: it nice? How Karen? It's just she's here to make

1327
00:59:18,720 --> 00:59:19,360
Speaker 3: me feel better.

1328
00:59:19,840 --> 00:59:20,520
Speaker 1: That's what I do.

1329
00:59:20,800 --> 00:59:21,760
Speaker 3: Thank you.

1330
00:59:21,360 --> 00:59:22,560
Speaker 1: I you as a co host.

1331
00:59:22,800 --> 00:59:24,960
Speaker 4: I just want you to say thank you and that

1332
00:59:25,080 --> 00:59:26,360
Speaker 4: I don't take it for granted.

1333
00:59:26,640 --> 00:59:30,240
Speaker 5: Oh You're welcome, and I love you. You're my very good friend.

1334
00:59:31,040 --> 00:59:33,800
Speaker 5: It's a pleasure. Thanks, the pleasure doing business.

1335
00:59:33,440 --> 00:59:34,120
Speaker 1: With you, Chris.

1336
00:59:34,120 --> 00:59:35,760
Speaker 6: I've been supporting you in the way that I shouldn't.

1337
00:59:35,760 --> 00:59:36,120
Speaker 6: I'm sorry.

1338
00:59:36,280 --> 00:59:38,880
Speaker 3: No, oh god, that was in no way was I fishing?

1339
00:59:38,960 --> 00:59:39,800
Speaker 3: But thank you?

1340
00:59:39,840 --> 00:59:43,600
Speaker 6: And finally, Karen, have I told you about what I

1341
00:59:43,600 --> 00:59:45,800
Speaker 6: am going to do on election night Hillary Clinton wins?

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Speaker 1: No, my vow.

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Speaker 6: I'm going to walk around West Hollywood and I am

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Speaker 6: going to shout at the top of my lungs. This

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Speaker 6: is Wellesley's finest hour until all of the energy in

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Speaker 6: my body is gone because of score one for women's college.

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Speaker 1: Finally, now score one for everybody. Fuck?

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Speaker 3: Do I take a rite here?

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Speaker 6: Yes?

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Speaker 3: Oh, look at this person being polite? Or am I wrong?

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Speaker 3: I'm right? Wow?

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Speaker 6: Thank you for giving me a fun ride, you guys.

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Speaker 1: Oh, of course, thank you so much. For doing it.

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Speaker 6: I did need a ride. I needed to get my mail.

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Speaker 4: If they didn't, your mail wasn't or you there was mail,

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Speaker 4: but just no checks.

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Speaker 6: Yes, all right, for well.

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Speaker 5: This has been Do you need a ride with Guy

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Speaker 5: brand I'm glad you have any plugs you need to.

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Speaker 1: Plug it up.

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Speaker 6: Yes, my name is Guy Branda. Follow me on Twitter

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Speaker 6: at Guy Brannham. You should listen to my podcast Pop Rocket.

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Speaker 6: It has been guest hosted by Karen kil Gareff, but

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Speaker 6: not yet by Chris Fairbanks. I will try to fix that.

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Speaker 3: I would thank you, Karen.

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Speaker 6: I have gossip about Pop Rocket that I need to

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Speaker 6: share with you outside of the boundaries of this podcast.

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Speaker 6: And I love you guys, and thank you for being

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Speaker 6: my friends. And watch The Mindy Project on Hulu for

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Speaker 6: which I write, and we'll be appearing as a bitchy

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Speaker 6: gay nurse. Oh you on Springtime Springtime.

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Speaker 3: Oh that's terrific.

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Speaker 1: All right, run away, all right, all right.

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Speaker 3: I will stay here.

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Speaker 1: Do you have plugs?

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Speaker 5: No, I think our only plug is just If you're

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Speaker 5: in Los Angeles November ninth, the day after election day,

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Speaker 5: we're going to do business class at the Improv Lab

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Speaker 5: at ten pm.

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Speaker 1: Please come.

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Speaker 5: We will be celebrating Madam President Gina Davis. Please come,

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Speaker 5: and it's me April Richardson, Chris Fairbanks, and it'll be

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Speaker 5: many other lovely human beings.

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Speaker 1: So we'd love to see you there.

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Speaker 4: I now I can't stop thinking about the movie. Long kiss,

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Speaker 4: good night. I really like Geena Davis.

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Speaker 1: It's the best.

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Speaker 3: I just want to end on that you've been listening to.

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Speaker 3: Do you need a ride? D y n A R glup? Sorry?

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Speaker 1: Are you leading? I?

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Speaker 2: You wanna way back home?

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Speaker 1: Either way we want to be.

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Speaker 2: There, doesn't matter how much baggage you claim, and give

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Speaker 2: us time and a terminal and gay. We want to

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Speaker 2: send you off InStyle.

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Speaker 1: You want to welcome you back home.

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Speaker 2: Tell us all about it.

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Speaker 1: We scared her? Was it fine? Malcorn?

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Speaker 3: Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 1: Do you need need a ride? Do you ride? Do

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Speaker 1: you need.

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Speaker 3: With Karen and chriss

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