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Speaker 1: It's time to go around the room with Elvis Duran

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Speaker 1: in the morning show the room.

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Speaker 2: She puts on the minds of everyone in the room.

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Speaker 3: By the way, Gandhi and Gardian and I were the

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Speaker 3: only two are the only two laughing at what Nate

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Speaker 3: just put in the group text.

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Speaker 4: So it's so funny to me.

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Speaker 5: I'm running a freaking daycare here like people. No, you

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Speaker 5: guys are fun other people that aren't normally part of things.

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Speaker 5: I let know because we have this little group chat

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Speaker 5: going and I'm like, hey, guys, this is what's going right.

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Speaker 2: Nobody reads it.

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Speaker 6: Here?

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Speaker 3: Okay, he says, He says, we're three minutes away from

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Speaker 3: doing an around the room. If you're doing around the room,

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Speaker 3: I'm not sending you engraved invitations.

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Speaker 2: We are starting now.

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Speaker 7: I don't.

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Speaker 2: I don't have a PA system. I have a text

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Speaker 2: message chat. Okay, we're all here now, Okay.

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Speaker 8: I like that.

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Speaker 4: I like that type of communication. I'm into it. Keep

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Speaker 4: people on their toes.

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Speaker 2: Thank you.

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Speaker 4: Don't settle for any type of slacking.

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Speaker 3: I got a lot of stuff. I know you're a

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Speaker 3: busy You're the busiest man in showbiz.

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Speaker 2: Thank you.

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Speaker 3: You have to back out to that restaurant you're talking

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Speaker 3: about the other day and pick up that guy. Shut

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Speaker 3: up you've got in your mind elsewere all right, let's go

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Speaker 3: around the room. We're all here, we are abiding by

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Speaker 3: your request. I will start with gandhi, gandhi, what's on

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Speaker 3: your mind today?

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Speaker 9: Okay, we say this all the time, but I want

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Speaker 9: to say it again. If you are waiting for the

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Speaker 9: moment to be perfect to do something, stop waiting.

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Speaker 4: You'll wait forever. I know it's a small.

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Speaker 9: Thing, but I've been thinking about redoing my apartment for

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Speaker 4: So don't wait. You could die.

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Speaker 2: Get it done and get it done whatever it does. Look,

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Speaker 3: World's worst procrastinator. Why put off today what you can

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Speaker 3: put off tomorrow? So I'm with you, But once you

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Speaker 3: get it done, you're like, Okay, why did I wait?

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Speaker 2: So scary? What's up with you today?

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Speaker 8: You know, if you're gonna leave a one star review

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Speaker 8: You could you're you're ruining someone's livelihood. You know, people

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Speaker 8: get damaged in their Google ratings and they go down

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Speaker 2: That's why we have one to five stars.

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Speaker 8: Okay, So if something is not to your liking, don't

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Speaker 8: go from five stars to one star.

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Speaker 2: It is so much.

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Speaker 8: If they totally suck and warrant it on every level,

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Speaker 2: But notice a sliding scale.

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Speaker 8: So maybe you take a star away from them and

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Speaker 8: you make it four stars because of some disruption. But

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Speaker 8: all the times I go to the one star reviews

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Speaker 2: But people are extremists.

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Speaker 8: And by the way, yelpers are the worst kind of

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Speaker 2: They got chips on their shoulder, yelps. Yelp has the

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Speaker 8: Why do you think that is they have a grudge

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Speaker 2: They've got a grudge. The questions why them? Why them?

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Speaker 8: Because the community that formed that, that of people that

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Speaker 2: Specifically people who who write.

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Speaker 8: Awful Yelp reviews the place quicker than anybody else Google reviews.

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Speaker 8: I respect, Yes, okay, I'll read a review versus from

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Speaker 2: This is our show on Yelp. Oh no, well apparently

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Speaker 3: This person says some of the most loud and obnoxious

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Speaker 2: I stopped listening. I stopped listening. Her name is Danielle.

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Speaker 2: That sucks.

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna listen to someone another show over these clowns

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Speaker 3: any day.

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Speaker 2: Wow, they gave us two stars.

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Speaker 8: Basically, Yelp people have the angry Karens in that community.

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Speaker 3: Specifically, if they didn't like our show because of you,

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Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, sorry.

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Speaker 2: Guys, we don't want them listening anyway. Screw them? What gandhi?

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Speaker 9: Can I just say in all of this scary is

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Speaker 4: So I say, what the hell s gears, I'm switching.

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Speaker 3: Also, wait, he also eliminates a lot of great places

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Speaker 4: Exactly.

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Speaker 3: I don't rely on these stars that much anymore because

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Speaker 2: Then you're putting people out of business.

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Speaker 3: Maybe Scotty b our special guest today, what's on your

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Speaker 6: You know this is somewhat related to skeries. We all

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Speaker 6: use open table to make reservations, right, yes, I mean

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Speaker 6: I don't know if everybody knows or not, but every

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Speaker 6: So I think a lot of people make the reservation

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Speaker 6: you can do, like thousand dollar reservations. If you go

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Speaker 2: All right, open table, doing out, Go on there, check

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Speaker 10: But my dad has been having trouble with his sprinkler

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Speaker 10: I put it onto my phone and I said, from

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Speaker 10: now on, when you want your sprinkler's run, you call

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Speaker 10: me and I'll set them and turn them on.

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Speaker 10: I haven't broken one time since then. I don't know

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Speaker 10: I can't find the app now, I'm just I said,

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Speaker 2: Oh I love that. I wish we could break into

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Speaker 2: people's water system apps just turn on turn sprinklers without

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Speaker 11: So you know I have two two cats, Fred and Diggy. Right,

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Speaker 11: He's getting his medicine because he has some lung issues.

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Speaker 11: But she waits till you invite her in. It's so crazy.

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Speaker 4: It's like a vampire.

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Speaker 1: She waits to suck my soul out.

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Speaker 1: It's so crazy. I call them Papa and Mama and

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Speaker 2: Cats? Yeah, they're not polite. What you did?

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Speaker 4: That seem like they're waiting to curse you out?

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Speaker 7: So when I moved, my husband and I treated ourselves

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Speaker 7: I thought about that was there's an app that tells

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Speaker 4: It tracks your sleeping.

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Speaker 2: Well.

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Speaker 7: Now I'm afraid of my own home because I was

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Speaker 2: Oh is there.

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Speaker 7: A ghost in my bed? I'm just going through it

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Speaker 3: Not only do you have a ghost, you have a

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Speaker 3: ghost that isn't sleeping well. Yeah, keep tracking that.

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Speaker 2: Wow, that's funny. That is great and Finally, Nate, you

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Speaker 2: know what. We love you.

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Speaker 3: Thank you for getting us all together every day for

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Speaker 3: this little round the Room segment.

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Speaker 2: What is on your mind? Shitt it?

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Speaker 5: Okay, it's all happened to us. I guarantee everybody in

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Speaker 5: this room has had this happen. The mystery cut. You

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Speaker 5: somebody had stabbed me with a dagger and I got

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Speaker 5: what is it hydrogen PEROXI had to get the blood

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Speaker 5: You know, every once in a while it just happens,

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Speaker 5: and I'm like, how does this happen?

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Speaker 2: It doesn't helpe it do? I have no nerve endies

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Speaker 2: in that part of what the hell happened? I don't know.

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Speaker 5: So anyway, it's all happened to us. A journal happened again.

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Speaker 5: Just be wary of that mystery cut and where you're

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Speaker 5: putting the blood. All right, we love you, Nate.

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Speaker 2: Thank you.

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Speaker 3: By the way, here's another YELP review. I love the

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Speaker 3: Elvis Dran Morning Show. I find it very entertaining. The

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Speaker 3: cast is very funny and energetic. The show makes my

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Speaker 3: morning more enjoyable every day.

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Speaker 2: Hey, I hope to hear that