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Speaker 1: He's another jubilant on the twenties. I grooming. This is Angela.

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Speaker 1: How can I help you? Yes, Hello, my name is

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Speaker 1: Sebastian Giles, and I demand to speak to the owner. Please.

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Speaker 1: This is the owner. How can I? Oh, oh, it

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Speaker 1: is hello, pleasure to make your acquaintance sort of. Uh yeah,

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Speaker 1: how can I help you? Well, my former assistant, Cary,

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Speaker 1: was in your establishment the other day and she brought

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Speaker 1: my dog Mitzy in for a quick trim. Okay, h

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Speaker 1: do you know what what data this week? And I'm

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Speaker 1: hoping that you noticed I said former assistant, because she's

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Speaker 1: been fired for trusting your business to do its job correctly.

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Speaker 1: Ah that's oh, I'm really sorry about that. Well, imagine me,

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Speaker 1: all right, I've got a lot of stress, a lot

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Speaker 1: of things to worry about, and my assistant comes back

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Speaker 1: to me with my dog, Mitzi, who I can't recognize,

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Speaker 1: and I nearly fainted. I am really sorry. We can oh, okay,

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Speaker 1: I find that very hard to believe. Mitzi's haircut was abominable.

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Speaker 1: And I don't throw words around like that from nothing, sir.

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Speaker 1: I don't blame you. I expect great service when I

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Speaker 1: go somewhere, too, and we definitely let me stop you there,

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Speaker 1: Let me stop you there for a second. Okay. I

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Speaker 1: know you demand great service when you go somewhere, but

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Speaker 1: I don't think the places that you go are quite

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Speaker 1: the caliber of the places that I go. I don't

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Speaker 1: and I don't receive poor service. Well, we definitely don't

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Speaker 1: offer poor service. Pardon me? Pardon me? Did I detect

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Speaker 1: a laugh? I'm not laughing because I find this whole

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Speaker 1: situation funny, because customer service is my Okay, Well, then

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Speaker 1: then why don't you explain to me what the laugh

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Speaker 1: was for? Because this is not a laughing matter. I

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Speaker 1: was so disgusted at my dog Mitzi's haircut. I fired

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Speaker 1: my assistant, and then I fired her assistant. I don't

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Speaker 1: think you realize something. Two people are now jobless because

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Speaker 1: of your cup. Two people are are now not employed

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Speaker 1: because you must be of a boss. It's pardon me,

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Speaker 1: excuse me? How dare you? How dare you use that

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Speaker 1: language with me? You are that you use your first

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Speaker 1: with me. I don't think you have any idea. I

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Speaker 1: don't think you have any idea who you're speaking to.

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Speaker 1: One the customer is always right, and two it has

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Speaker 1: become clear to me that you obviously have no idea

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Speaker 1: who I am. No, I it's become clear. It's you

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Speaker 1: become clear to you that I don't give a who

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Speaker 1: you are. How dare you all you're talking? You're just

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Speaker 1: insulting me over and over again. You can't talk to

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Speaker 1: people like that. Well, I'm not talking to a person,

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Speaker 1: am I listen to a business owner? Okay? Well I'm

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Speaker 1: an owner of many businesses. Okay, that's great, and you

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Speaker 1: can take your business somewhere else. You shan't talk to

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Speaker 1: a person of my caliber the way that you're talking

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Speaker 1: to me. So you will fall in line. You will

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Speaker 1: fall in line and respect me, fall in line and

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Speaker 1: respect you. Yes, you will fall in line. You will

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Speaker 1: fall in line like you should, and you will respect me.

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Speaker 1: You obviously have allotted issues and business I do. I

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Speaker 1: do have many issues, and my biggest issue right now

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Speaker 1: is you and you're incompetence. Yeah, and so you know what,

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Speaker 1: let's just stop this conversation right now because nothing what's

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Speaker 1: going to Actually, let's move this conversation along to somewhere different.

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Speaker 1: How much for your poor excuse for a business? No,

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Speaker 1: you know, I'm not interested in selling like I want

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Speaker 1: to buy your business. Well, and then, because I'm not selling,

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Speaker 1: I want to buy your business and then burn it

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Speaker 1: to the ground. You know what. That's a threat that

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Speaker 1: you just made me over the telephone. Oh no, not

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Speaker 1: if it's made to me over the telephone, not if

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Speaker 1: it's my business. You just said you wanted to burn

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Speaker 1: my building down, I said, after I buy it. One

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Speaker 1: million dollars. No, I'm quite serious. Believable, one million, you

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Speaker 1: know what, I'm quite serious. Did you not hear the number? Hello? Hello?

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Speaker 1: I know that you probably don't know. Hello, I don't

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Speaker 1: I know that you probably you heard me. Have no

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Speaker 1: concept of what a million dollars is? Okay, and you

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Speaker 1: and you have no concept of what it's like to

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Speaker 1: be a human being. Isn't doing a physics? And I

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Speaker 1: employ four people, oh dear you, Oh okay, multiply that

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Speaker 1: by a hundred, and that's how many I employ. One

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Speaker 1: million dollars. I'm glad that you goggle up the world.

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Speaker 1: That's that's fantastic. That's awesome for you. But that's not

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Speaker 1: the way I do my one million dollars. Talking about

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Speaker 1: one million dollars could change your life for me. I

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Speaker 1: take one less veg case in a year. You don't

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Speaker 1: know me, you'll know me. You don't know my family,

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Speaker 1: you don't know well. I know your friend Alexa quite well.

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Speaker 1: I know her very well. As a matter of fact,

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Speaker 1: your friend Alexa, I know her and she would never

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Speaker 1: treat me this way. What I said, I know your

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Speaker 1: friend Alexa very well, and she would never scoff at

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Speaker 1: me the way you've scoffed in my face. How do

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Speaker 1: you know Alexa? Oh, that's because she asked me to

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Speaker 1: prank phone call you, and so I obliged. Imagine that

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Speaker 1: it was quite fun. Yes, yes, that was fun, wasn't it.

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Speaker 1: What are you talking about? I'm talking about the little

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Speaker 1: exchange we just had, sort of like pugilists going in

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Speaker 1: the ring. Huh. Do you know my friend Alexa? It

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Speaker 1: was sort of like a heavyweight battle. You and I

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Speaker 1: are sparring back and forth. Well played. I am really

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Speaker 1: confused right now. I don't I don't have any idea

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Speaker 1: what the hell is happening. Oh, this is actually Jewel

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Speaker 1: from Brook and Jewel in the Morning doing a phone

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Speaker 1: tap on you. It's a joke. Your friend Alexa set

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Speaker 1: you up. Oh my god. She eveled us, saying that

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Speaker 1: sometimes you have annoying customers. I figured I would. I'm sorry,

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Speaker 1: I'm about the choke. You didn't sound too shocked with

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Speaker 1: that phone call, Actually no, I just thought you were crazy.

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Speaker 1: Wake up every morning with Jewel Phone tapps weekday mornings

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Speaker 1: on the twenties, Holy On Moving ninety two point five