Speaker 1: Forever.
Speaker 2: Hey, everybody, we're talking as if it's twenty twenty, but
Speaker 2: it's not. It is December twenty, No, December nineteenth.
Speaker 1: I don't know the days.
Speaker 2: I know. I love that you don't know what date
Speaker 2: it is.
Speaker 1: I swore that yesterday was Thursday. Okay, sought today all day.
Speaker 1: Thought today was Friday, you know, but.
Speaker 2: Today is Friday because it's dropping on Friday.
Speaker 1: But the day that we're recording this on is a Thursday.
Speaker 1: Look at us anyway, Andrew got his cards. Wait, my car,
Speaker 1: says Dad on the cover.
Speaker 3: Oh that's so cute, that's so sweet.
Speaker 1: Oh wow, oh oh you warn Daddy.
Speaker 2: Five hundred dollars five hundred, five hundred dollars, one hundred dollars.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 2: Is this from forever dog?
Speaker 3: No, it's from me. It's a thank you for letting
Speaker 3: me be such a part of your life.
Speaker 1: Did you copy and paste the messages in both of
Speaker 1: our No?
Speaker 2: No, let me let me. Can I say what mine saying?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Your smile Okay, Sidney, thank you for making this past
Speaker 2: year particularly great and for involving me in the pod
Speaker 2: in such a major way. I know I may not
Speaker 2: always show it, but I am genuinely so happy.
Speaker 1: That sounds a lot like me, though, I wait, but I.
Speaker 2: Am genuinely so happy to be able to call you
Speaker 2: a friend. I know this past year has been hard
Speaker 2: for you, but just know I'm always there for you
Speaker 2: every step of the way.
Speaker 1: A friend.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna cry, Thank you cry.
Speaker 1: Okay, let's read mine, Marie. I don't like you that much,
Speaker 1: and I can't believe that we do this once a week.
Speaker 1: That's what it says. That's it says. It says, Marie.
Speaker 1: I know we haven't exactly been seeing ida eye lately. Okay,
Speaker 1: so that's basically what I just said. Okay, but I
Speaker 1: just want you to know that everything I've always done
Speaker 1: has always been in the best interest of you and
Speaker 1: the show. I'm so grateful for you both for having
Speaker 1: me included in such a big way. I look forward
Speaker 1: to seeing what's next for you as one of your
Speaker 1: biggest supporters. Happy holidays to you and your family. Love you, Andre, Andre,
Speaker 1: that's what we're calling Andre, no more, Andrew, Andrew, thank
Speaker 1: you so much. Sure we didn't have anything prepared for you.
Speaker 2: WoT expect you to, Okay, but you know, uh, you know,
Speaker 2: the next podcast we have the live show, you'll be
Speaker 2: in there. We'll get you a gift.
Speaker 1: Oh great, thanks.
Speaker 2: The gift is being on the podcast.
Speaker 1: Christmas Happy Cleansers.
Speaker 2: I mean, I mean, how many uh like stalkers and
Speaker 2: fans do you have?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 3: I just put them all into like a you know
Speaker 3: how like you could have like primary folder for so
Speaker 3: I put them all in general.
Speaker 1: I know you could have a folder. You could have
Speaker 1: folders on Instagram.
Speaker 3: Yeah as well, there's two options. It's primary or in general.
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh I did what.
Speaker 1: So you don't.
Speaker 3: I don't get notifications if a general person responds my
Speaker 3: story or whatever, but I will if primary.
Speaker 1: Does shod shod. Well, everybody is in the same place
Speaker 1: on mine. I think what I'm gonna do with my
Speaker 1: Instagram now is mute everybody. So when I log onto Instagram,
Speaker 1: it's just pictures of me, because it's like, you want
Speaker 1: to be happy for your friends, right You want to
Speaker 1: be happy for people that you know, you want to
Speaker 1: see your like internet cousins, you know, the people that
Speaker 1: like you're friends would on social media thrive. But sometimes
Speaker 1: you'll be like everybody seems to be doing well, but like,
Speaker 1: I don't want to see that right now?
Speaker 2: So that's that's real.
Speaker 1: I like self care.
Speaker 2: It's okay to be like, I'm happy for you, but
Speaker 2: I'm not happy for you. I'm happy for you, but
Speaker 2: I'm also like, I don't I don't need to see
Speaker 2: this right now.
Speaker 1: Right, it's okay, Right, you can just mute them. That's
Speaker 1: what I'm doing. And I think I'm gonna mute everybody
Speaker 1: except myself. Oh so my feet is just gonna be
Speaker 1: me looking at my stuff. Great.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's smart, because that's really really smart. I mean,
Speaker 2: I've I know that there's like people who I'm really
Speaker 2: cool with.
Speaker 1: I know that they have me muted. So yeah, how
Speaker 1: do you know? You just you think it because they're
Speaker 1: not lacking your stuff. Yeah, they don't like any of
Speaker 1: my stuff. Yes, but some people don't see Like, if
Speaker 1: people don't interact with you at all, if you don't
Speaker 1: interact with somebody, then their posts don't show up on
Speaker 1: your timeline. Say what the way that that's the way
Speaker 1: the algorithm is set up. Okay, So we see each
Speaker 1: other's stuff because we send each other messages and we
Speaker 1: kind on each other stories.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but if like there are hundreds of people, thousands
Speaker 2: of people that don't see your stuff because they're not
Speaker 2: interacting with you, so they're not.
Speaker 1: It's not necessarily that you're muted. They're just not seeing
Speaker 1: your stuff. It's just at the bottom of the list. Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 1: You know they need to bring back the well, that's order.
Speaker 2: That's unacceptable too.
Speaker 3: That was confusing the chronological order because then if you
Speaker 3: if you left the app, then it would like it
Speaker 3: would still show you in kind of order, and it's like,
Speaker 3: then you need to scroll past all the ones they
Speaker 3: already saw before.
Speaker 1: Here. Yes, but that's what I want, really, you want
Speaker 1: it in completely. I want it, and I want to
Speaker 1: be able to see the stuff that the people I
Speaker 1: follow are posting. Now the way Instagram is set up,
Speaker 1: I see stuff that people posted four days ago, and
Speaker 1: I'm not weird.
Speaker 2: Yeah that doesn't make sense, but I.
Speaker 1: Mean stories save the day. So honestly, it's all about
Speaker 1: the stories, it really is.
Speaker 2: I mean that. But honestly, stories is what makes me
Speaker 2: want to mute people. It's not their actual grid because
Speaker 2: I feel like people don't post a lot on there,
Speaker 2: but when it comes to the stories, it's like who
Speaker 2: you are too honest on.
Speaker 1: Here says the person who's the most honest in the
Speaker 1: room on these stories.
Speaker 2: I know I'll be doing too much, but it's fine.
Speaker 2: I mean, the people love it.
Speaker 1: The people who are you're complaining about people love it.
Speaker 1: Two friend, you can't have it both ways. You can't
Speaker 1: be keeping it real and then be mad that other
Speaker 1: people are keeping it real.
Speaker 2: Like well, some of the people who are on the
Speaker 2: inser stories, it's like, are you having a breakdown? Should
Speaker 2: I be worried about you?
Speaker 1: I don't know what am I saying? What are they doing?
Speaker 2: I just feel like if you were talking to the
Speaker 2: camera and then you're crying, you gotta go.
Speaker 1: We'll see that you will be videoing themselves with tears. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and they're like, you know this is honestly. I was
Speaker 1: gonna say something that was too specific. We was going
Speaker 1: to exactly how but like it's okay to be sad
Speaker 1: and not post on social media, Like you can sit
Speaker 1: in that pain for a little bit and then come
Speaker 1: back while you're happy. But I don't know the people
Speaker 1: who be posting them sad, teary filled videos or post
Speaker 1: people like in comment they be getting support and the
Speaker 1: attention that they looking for.
Speaker 3: I feel like that's for close friends. I feel like
Speaker 3: if you're really like upset and you need to vent
Speaker 3: it out whatever, and then you can just put on
Speaker 3: close friends.
Speaker 2: Right, Yeah.
Speaker 1: But I was trying to figure out what my close
Speaker 1: friends was gonna be and I was like no, But
Speaker 1: then like, like my I would want my cousins in there,
Speaker 1: my brother and my sister, and I'm like, do I want? Man,
Speaker 1: it's gotta be a different. But the group chat, Okay,
Speaker 1: our group chat is lit. Let's talk about it.
Speaker 2: It's insane.
Speaker 1: Sydney, Carolina and Amina are in a group chat and
Speaker 1: it is this year or in twenty nineteen. The group
Speaker 1: chat exploded.
Speaker 2: It was too much like blow by blow back to
Speaker 2: back business.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, my new thing is now, I guess
Speaker 1: because this week it happened like three times Carolina will
Speaker 1: FaceTime in the morning and tell me what she did
Speaker 1: the night before, and the other day she was teaching
Speaker 1: me or she was telling me how to give the
Speaker 1: perfect blow job on FaceTime and she wasn't doing it
Speaker 1: to anybody, she was just miming it. And I was like, Sis,
Speaker 1: it's too early in the morning for I still got
Speaker 1: my retainering. You're teaching me how to suck dick. I
Speaker 1: gotta go friend, Like, I'm busy.
Speaker 2: And why is she trying to show you? I feel
Speaker 2: like you think you feel like I know where you
Speaker 2: feel like she don't know. I feel like you ain't
Speaker 2: the one that I'm like worried about. It's like adamant
Speaker 2: about sucking dick. No, ma'am, that's not that's not your vibe.
Speaker 1: That's sis. I'd be like, well, because you know this
Speaker 1: is what it is, you can't do it too well
Speaker 1: because then they don't expect you to do it every time.
Speaker 1: If you do it like a little half assed, then
Speaker 1: they'll be like, I mean, you could do it again
Speaker 1: if you want.
Speaker 2: And also, if you want to suck dick, right, you
Speaker 2: should talk to a gay man.
Speaker 1: Well. She was saying that Parris, her her gay best friend,
Speaker 1: was telling her to do it the way that she
Speaker 1: was showing me. She was like, it's all about the head.
Speaker 1: You gotta put your tongue flat on the.
Speaker 2: That's second hand. That's telephone, bitch.
Speaker 3: Telephone hand telephone.
Speaker 2: I mean, you don't know what he told her.
Speaker 1: You get Paris want me to do. You gotta call
Speaker 1: it this with your head and then you gotta you
Speaker 1: gotta rub you gotta make sure your hand is went
Speaker 1: and rub the I was like, okay, friend, I said,
Speaker 1: I touched it with a dry hand. The driest to ask, okay, stop,
Speaker 1: please stop, please please please stop. You don't have touch
Speaker 1: my dick anymore. I'd be like, oh, are you sure?
Speaker 2: But I really wanted to all fun.
Speaker 1: Why is it so swaft because your hand is so dry? Sorry,
Speaker 1: I got eggs in my palms.
Speaker 2: I think in twenty twenty, you shouldn't have to give
Speaker 2: a blowjob if your heart's not really in it.
Speaker 1: That's always been what it is.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but some people feel like they're obligated, like, oh,
Speaker 2: you know you this is a part of leading up
Speaker 2: to sex, and it's just like we don't have to
Speaker 2: throw that. You can have You can have dinner without apps.
Speaker 2: You could go straight to the entree.
Speaker 1: Okay, come on, bump a sticker. You can have merch.
Speaker 1: We're doing bumper stickers next year. In the New Year.
Speaker 1: You could have entrees but no apps. Yeah. Yeah, but
Speaker 1: don't you love when somebody orders like a bunch of
Speaker 1: apps for the table.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I hope that it's a friend that knows
Speaker 2: what kind of fucking apps I want.
Speaker 1: It does matter what. Sometimes I don't know. I hate
Speaker 1: reading menus. I just want somebody to be like, oh,
Speaker 1: we'll do the Pate, We'll do the a Bardo or
Speaker 1: whatever like, and those people better put the card down
Speaker 1: for all the apps. Well, that's you better have the
Speaker 1: same energy. The volume of your voice when you're ordering
Speaker 1: those apps for the table is the same way that
Speaker 1: you should put your card down in the book. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that you should have the same level energy when people
Speaker 1: try to reach for the cards.
Speaker 2: Are we in a bad neighborhood?
Speaker 1: Do you hear that the siren? Yeah, nobody listening is
Speaker 1: gonna hear what you just heard. And you do this
Speaker 1: every time we do the podcast. This is the first
Speaker 1: time I heard it. Sydney. No, she used to do
Speaker 1: it at my house. Are we in a bad neighborhood?
Speaker 1: And then we would and she'd be like, whoa girl,
Speaker 1: the sirens is loud, And then we would.
Speaker 2: Listen back and nothing. It's like a ghost. But yeah,
Speaker 2: I think that as you get older, it's just like
Speaker 2: you don't do stuff that you don't want to do anymore.
Speaker 2: That's just it.
Speaker 1: It's beautiful.
Speaker 2: There was so many times where I was just doing
Speaker 2: stuff and I'm like you could tell it. I'm not
Speaker 2: feeling this, but I feel like, hey, it's it's you can't.
Speaker 2: You can't get unless you give, you given the get it,
Speaker 2: it gets gives.
Speaker 1: It's the givers begetting the getter's be giving.
Speaker 2: You can't. You can't be given just to get. But
Speaker 2: that's what we're doing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but that's what it is to be a nineteen
Speaker 1: year old. They're a twenty one year old. You grow
Speaker 1: up and you'd be like, actually, I'm not doing any
Speaker 1: of these things. Or you say, well, because like okay,
Speaker 1: you know what, tell me wait, why no, because it's
Speaker 1: gonna be too much. What Andrew, how do you feel
Speaker 1: about blowjobs? They're okay giving them or getting them. I
Speaker 1: hear them.
Speaker 3: I'm better at hand jobs than blowjobs.
Speaker 1: What now, that's how do you give a good hand job?
Speaker 1: But a crappy blow jobs?
Speaker 3: That's how soft crappy blowjobs. I'm just saying that hand
Speaker 3: jobs are better for me.
Speaker 1: Andrew, I'm not.
Speaker 2: I don't coordinate well, I just well, also, i'm not
Speaker 2: with penis anymore. But when I was doing it, you
Speaker 2: could tell it's just like do you dance like how
Speaker 2: you give hand jobs? Because it's like off b and
Speaker 2: shaky and just it's a mess.
Speaker 1: You're giving him, Michael J. Fox? Hand? Wow? Is he
Speaker 1: still alive? Michael J. Fox? Did he pass away? Shot? No,
Speaker 1: it's not shot. I'm asking is he alive? I know
Speaker 1: Muhammad Ali died, but and he has, he has. He
Speaker 1: had the same thing as Parkinson's. That's what it's called.
Speaker 1: What do you call it, Michael J.
Speaker 2: Fox? Bitch shod?
Speaker 1: Because if I just said Parkinsons, would y'all have known
Speaker 1: what I was talking about. Yeah, Parkinson's hand job? Yes, Andrew,
Speaker 1: it's loading.
Speaker 2: Sorry Marie, when's the last time you gave one? What
Speaker 2: a hand job?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Dude, Michael J. Fox is fifty old. Okay, ah,
Speaker 1: little little guys.
Speaker 2: Stop mean we love a short king.
Speaker 1: No, I'm five four, but his wife is he's married.
Speaker 1: His wife must be four eleven because men who are
Speaker 1: that short should be with women.
Speaker 3: Who are short than Tracy. Tracy is five six.
Speaker 1: You better do it. He'd be standing on his back
Speaker 1: to the future money.
Speaker 2: I love it, dick? Uh what don't deflect? Oh uh?
Speaker 1: Like not this past Sunday, but the Sunday before.
Speaker 2: Did you like it?
Speaker 1: I mean he didn't like it. My hand was dry,
Speaker 1: and I was like walking my angaw was me walking
Speaker 1: with my two fingers, like do do do? Do? Just
Speaker 1: like walking anyway. You're such a kid. Uh No, I'm
Speaker 1: a grown up that doesn't want to do stuff, so
Speaker 1: I won't do it.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna throw a tantrum though, well did he ask? No? No,
Speaker 1: he didn't ask. Well, because sometimes you start having sex
Speaker 1: and then you like stop. You know what I mean,
Speaker 1: you start, you stop, you start, you stop?
Speaker 2: You know, yeah, bitch, that's called rounds, and that's what
Speaker 2: you be doing.
Speaker 1: No, it's not. It's not start and finish. It's like
Speaker 1: you do it and then you're like, whoa, you fall off,
Speaker 1: You fall off a little bit. You be like let
Speaker 1: me lay down, let me get my strength, let me
Speaker 1: get some waters. If it's the first, don't succeed, that's
Speaker 1: not But that's not round. The round is like finished round.
Speaker 1: It is finished fully and then like maybe like dose
Speaker 1: off for a second and like come back and then
Speaker 1: do it again and then finish and then do it again.
Speaker 1: But that's a lot of work. These dudes with their endurance,
Speaker 1: they eating keen wop bowls down.
Speaker 2: The sex is too long, I say, ebowl say ebowl,
Speaker 2: like they doing a lot, and it's just like, why
Speaker 2: does sex have to be that long? It just doesn't.
Speaker 2: It's unless you're on Molly. It's like twenty minutes tops.
Speaker 1: Twenty minutes. Well, I mean that's well, you're only doing
Speaker 1: the entree, Okay, you only doing you're doing desserts this,
Speaker 1: you're not doing apps or.
Speaker 2: I'm going straight to drop the check please. I mean,
Speaker 2: I don't know. I just feel like I don't want
Speaker 2: to do nothing unless I want to do it. And
Speaker 2: that's tough because when you're with somebody else and they
Speaker 2: feeling hornies, it's like your duty to just rub one
Speaker 2: out for them.
Speaker 1: Mm hmmm, Sidney, I think you haven't learned that no
Speaker 1: means no.
Speaker 2: I mean now I've been known that no means no,
Speaker 2: because you know how I get down, you'd be like
Speaker 2: not tonight, I just be like, I'm depressed.
Speaker 1: You know how that goes.
Speaker 2: Is dry depression sham wild the ship out of my couch.
Speaker 1: That's what I say.
Speaker 2: I tell him, I'm honest, I'm like touching there.
Speaker 3: Of that what depression sham the hell out of my That's.
Speaker 1: A keychain, that's not that's a key chain. That's a
Speaker 1: long key chain.
Speaker 2: That's a banner, that's a David banner. And so wait,
Speaker 2: didn't you hook up with some money recently? I did,
Speaker 2: and we didn't get to chat about it. What's up?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, where are you meeting people these days? On grinder? Okay? Now,
Speaker 1: are you looking for a relationship in the new year?
Speaker 1: For the new year? Sure, the city, don't be answering
Speaker 1: for him. It's like he's you know, Andrew, seems like
Speaker 1: he's relationship.
Speaker 3: Oriented to me, I am, yes, that's least energy that
Speaker 3: you have here, like insane, truly forty one I.
Speaker 1: Mean forty one. Oh oh, let me see okay, Andrew.
Speaker 3: I know I thought it was being catfished.
Speaker 2: Let me see.
Speaker 1: What are you scrolling through? I just want to see
Speaker 1: the butchers.
Speaker 3: There's another one next to it, Andrews. But what did
Speaker 3: you actually?
Speaker 1: I think that was your but If it wasn't you
Speaker 1: Squat's friend?
Speaker 2: Right?
Speaker 1: Okay? But the guy are you ready?
Speaker 2: Okay? But this picture is like he's a.
Speaker 1: Little a little cuckoo. I agree, Yeah, yeah, he got
Speaker 1: crazy eyes in that photo.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: His apartment Okay, up.
Speaker 1: To his apartment, there are.
Speaker 3: Stack six pairs of shoes outside of his apartment. I
Speaker 3: thought there might be like six people in that apartment.
Speaker 3: I was terrified.
Speaker 1: Okay, they walked in. Wait, what neighborhood are we in?
Speaker 3: It's Prospect Park right around here. Okay, okay, really yeah,
Speaker 3: right next to the train. Really nice building. But then
Speaker 3: I walk into the apartment. It's filled with boxes. There's
Speaker 3: like nothing unpacked. He's living out of boxes. I'm like, oh,
Speaker 3: did you just move here? And he said no, I've
Speaker 3: been here for four months.
Speaker 2: I can't believe he said that. Well, hold on, I've moved,
Speaker 2: and let's talk about that. I moved and my stuff
Speaker 2: is you know, how to put a dresser together vanity?
Speaker 3: Well, you were talking about what is it the service
Speaker 3: that comes over and does it task rabbit?
Speaker 1: And Andrew said, that's Andrew said, His answer is we
Speaker 1: were talking about test Rabbit. Yeah, can you do you
Speaker 1: have test Rabbit listeners? If you want to come through
Speaker 1: to East New York and put together my vanity which
Speaker 1: I got and addresser, you know, I'll hit you all
Speaker 1: off with some money. Yeah, we got these eight hundred
Speaker 1: dollars give cars they and.
Speaker 2: You just gave us.
Speaker 3: But yeah, four months, but it's four months. He literally,
Speaker 3: I swear to god, he said, I've just been really
Speaker 3: busy with jury duty.
Speaker 1: And I was like, okaye on the Weinstein case, Jerry,
Speaker 1: are you part of that for four months? For four months? Well,
Speaker 1: what was unpacked was the couch out there's he had.
Speaker 3: Literally the only piece of furniture that he had was
Speaker 3: a mattress on, like the cheapest pat frame.
Speaker 2: That's scary and he's forty one. Are you going through
Speaker 2: a divorce? Did he?
Speaker 1: Did he lose everything because he had all the boxes.
Speaker 3: But also he just had coins all over his floor,
Speaker 3: which I thought was the most interesting, like money, coins,
Speaker 3: just coins everywhere all over that apartment.
Speaker 2: Okay, like quarters and it was just like this, this
Speaker 2: is wild.
Speaker 3: It's like someone poured like a piggy bang all over.
Speaker 1: Okay, man, you get about being poured all over? Did
Speaker 1: you let? Did y'all have sex? Yeah, I'm saying you say,
Speaker 1: saw the picture? You saying is all he's a hoarder
Speaker 1: or whatever?
Speaker 2: You were all judgmentally.
Speaker 3: He still had plants, which you know he was like
Speaker 3: responsible for a plant.
Speaker 1: Was a little bit with the succulents. Was it an al?
Speaker 2: Hey, guys, if you walk into a man's apartment and
Speaker 2: it's a mess, but he has plants. He knows how
Speaker 2: to take care of things.
Speaker 1: Well, Andrew said, the plants wasn't dead, so that's he
Speaker 1: was taking care of those. He was And did he
Speaker 1: take care of you?
Speaker 3: I I took care of him really because the first
Speaker 3: time I A ass.
Speaker 2: You ate you ate as you ate ass on the
Speaker 2: record corners, nickels.
Speaker 1: And dimes, ass, lions, tigers and eggs. So we're not
Speaker 1: we're doing apps and ass today exactly. Yes, wow, as
Speaker 1: at the.
Speaker 2: Title, and we eaten ass.
Speaker 1: But yeah, it was fine.
Speaker 3: His dick was gigantic, but like like one of those
Speaker 3: crazy curves for no reason.
Speaker 1: You've seen a curvy dick like curve what do you
Speaker 1: mean crazy curve like in.
Speaker 3: Half like like like uh like to the left left.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I've never seen. I've only ever seen like the
Speaker 1: straight dicks, and I've never seen a curve.
Speaker 2: And it's like taking a detour.
Speaker 1: Will that be like, gentle, I'm gonna go this way.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I can't even imagine putting that like in your body
Speaker 3: in that way. So he didn't have sex, Oh, you
Speaker 3: can handle it. I was like, I don't want to
Speaker 3: do that.
Speaker 1: But that's what that's what we're here for. Friend. No,
Speaker 1: we can do we.
Speaker 3: Can do the apps, the apps, right, we don't need
Speaker 3: the full.
Speaker 2: I have a little brata, you know, I have a
Speaker 2: break plate and whatnot.
Speaker 1: But it was fine.
Speaker 3: And then we went to go to dinner and then
Speaker 3: we went to go.
Speaker 1: See wait wait wait wait wait and had apps.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we're not eating before I eat him out.
Speaker 1: Yo. That's the episode is as first apps later, So
Speaker 1: you merch, that's merch. I'm just like, so now I'm
Speaker 1: sitting across from you eat Wait where did he take
Speaker 1: you somewhere? Nice? Uh? The gag y'all went to shake
Speaker 1: went to the gag was they.
Speaker 3: Bought the tickets to the the movie, and so when
Speaker 3: the check came at the end, he just like didn't
Speaker 3: do anything. So I just like put my card down
Speaker 3: and I was like, I feel fucking dumb.
Speaker 2: Right, why he paid for the movie?
Speaker 3: But I don't know when there's that considerable that edge,
Speaker 3: what do you think You're like, You're like.
Speaker 1: You're the daddy. You're looking for daddy, right.
Speaker 2: He said, whenever you're in my house, do you know
Speaker 2: what I'm dealing with? Picked up some of that change
Speaker 2: these are t ain't got the.
Speaker 1: Furniture, Andrew, this is what you do. Next time that happens.
Speaker 1: They drop the check. He don't even reach for it.
Speaker 1: You don't reach for it. You say to him, do
Speaker 1: you do you want to split this if you're gonna,
Speaker 1: if that's what you feel like is gonna happen, because
Speaker 1: putting your card down and not saying anything is fully
Speaker 1: problematic in that. Like I mean for me, I mean
Speaker 1: I wouldn't. I don't leave my house in your card anyway.
Speaker 2: You know what that means?
Speaker 1: What does that mean?
Speaker 2: You didn't really?
Speaker 3: He asked, Well, no, he enjoyed it. He was, Yes,
Speaker 3: he showed how he was rock hard the entire time.
Speaker 2: Nah, you know how you should.
Speaker 1: Yes, he came. We both came.
Speaker 2: You gotta pay for everything?
Speaker 3: That's my movie, did Jesse? We went to go see
Speaker 3: the movie that Sydney spoiled.
Speaker 1: To wait so you hold up yo, you hate and
Speaker 1: then went to see Queensland that he paid for, and
Speaker 1: then you bought him food.
Speaker 2: Well that's what makes sense. He's like, well, you saw
Speaker 2: a black trauma. Now you have to pay for this food. Yeah,
Speaker 2: now you got to pay for black Boy Joy.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I can tell that he was uncomfortable after the
Speaker 3: movie ended because it was like, Oh, I don't know
Speaker 3: how to talk to this like white kid that's much
Speaker 3: younger than me.
Speaker 2: About that, well, white kid before the movie? Did he
Speaker 2: not know what the movie was fucking about?
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't know what I mean. I really
Speaker 1: went into it and not knowing what it was about either.
Speaker 2: Yeah, honestly, I mean I would win with nobody white though,
Speaker 2: I'll tell you that much, no offense. I love y'all,
Speaker 2: y'all know, there's just some things that I want to
Speaker 2: keep for me and you know, the people who look
Speaker 2: like me.
Speaker 1: It's no shod, no shod, no shot.
Speaker 3: But a nighthawk cinema with the food that comes out.
Speaker 3: So that's the Alama Alama, like the same premise.
Speaker 1: I think it's called it's like a theater that they
Speaker 1: you can order foods but drinks and were y'all in
Speaker 1: New Jersey.
Speaker 2: I've never heard of that one.
Speaker 1: No, it's right around here. Yes, Sydney, don't do that.
Speaker 2: Okay, Sorry, Okay, I'm being rude.
Speaker 3: She's like, wow, okay, yeah he paid for that.
Speaker 1: So but you guys got drinks at the movies. Yes,
Speaker 1: So he spent like fifty dollars at the movie.
Speaker 3: Theaters easy, and I spent fifty dollars at dinner.
Speaker 2: Okay, so yeah I went Dutch.
Speaker 1: Okay, well there you go. I don't know. Yeah, whoa,
Speaker 1: maybe it start dating people who are not super rich.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry you went to his house, got no couch?
Speaker 2: What do you expect if I'm buying you? If I'm
Speaker 2: paying for everything and I ain't got no couch, you
Speaker 2: should not want to fuck with me. Yeah, so y'all
Speaker 2: did the date backwards? I love that.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, that's why you sort of have to do it.
Speaker 3: You can't have dinner if you're like a gay couple.
Speaker 2: First.
Speaker 1: Okay, well you ate before the movie, so yeah, because
Speaker 1: I was hungry, you ate?
Speaker 2: You didn't get full of that. I saw the cakes.
Speaker 2: They looked full to me, look like thanksgivin Danna, beans.
Speaker 1: Greens, tomatoes, potatoes, beans, greens. Well, he's high, he's high high.
Speaker 2: So what do you want to do? Do you want
Speaker 2: to move forward? Or are you feeling like, I don't.
Speaker 3: Know, he's just a little he's a little strange.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 3: It was a strange, just like a little like socially awkward.
Speaker 1: You know. So after the movie he didn't really have
Speaker 1: anything to say. And yeah, I mean like yeah, and
Speaker 1: I know you started.
Speaker 3: It was like, okay, I'm going to take responsibility to
Speaker 3: lead this conversation with him, you know, and I just
Speaker 3: started like throwing things at him. I was the one talking.
Speaker 1: You know, you initiated the conversation after.
Speaker 3: Yeah, because I was like, you're not talking about anything,
Speaker 3: so here's just telling you about my week.
Speaker 2: Well he was like he felt weird because y'all saw
Speaker 2: the movie.
Speaker 3: And he was like, what we no, no, no, this was
Speaker 3: before the movie. I thought you were asking about at
Speaker 3: dinner after the movie. We just it was late because
Speaker 3: he got a ten thirty showing, very like, what's a showing?
Speaker 1: What does he do?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 1: What is he? Uh?
Speaker 3: He he said that he plans like the New York
Speaker 3: City Marathon. He works for that company.
Speaker 1: Ah, okay, well he need to play an unpopped unpack
Speaker 1: them boxes. But so the order was him you at
Speaker 1: his house and we talked a little bit.
Speaker 2: Not a lot.
Speaker 1: It was it awkward. Then okay, he said, you weren't there.
Speaker 1: You don't even know we were you counting our words?
Speaker 3: I mean we were already on the bed because that's
Speaker 3: the only furniture that he has.
Speaker 1: Set all those boxes, wasn't i Lujiah.
Speaker 2: It's like, yeah, this is my couch bed over here.
Speaker 2: He's like, take your clothes off. You have bed, so
Speaker 2: you canda have your outside clothes on my bed. So
Speaker 2: take everything off.
Speaker 1: That's hot. So you talked a little bit. Was it
Speaker 1: was he social socially awkward at the house, Not as
Speaker 1: much now because he knew some sex was about to
Speaker 1: go down.
Speaker 2: Yea, he was.
Speaker 1: He was like a nerd.
Speaker 3: He there's like there was some things that I could
Speaker 3: talk to him about, like like nerdy stuff like TV.
Speaker 2: Star Wars.
Speaker 1: I'm not into Star Wars, but you know, yes, star Wars,
Speaker 1: video video games, Dragon ball z Yo. Sydney said, star Wars,
Speaker 1: and then you guys went to dinner and then you
Speaker 1: went to the movies. Yes, that's correct. M okay. We
Speaker 1: took the bus to the bus.
Speaker 2: Whoa, that's that got my dick.
Speaker 1: That's why he got all that change on the floor.
Speaker 1: That's his bus fare. My dick is flasted. You said, bus.
Speaker 1: What bus was it? I have no clue.
Speaker 2: Given you. I'm already seven months in a relationship.
Speaker 1: They took the Polar Express to the Queen and Slim.
Speaker 1: You know, people throw shade at the bus. But since
Speaker 1: I've moved into this new neighborhood, I like taking the bus.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, I too.
Speaker 1: I'd be taking the bus more than I take the train.
Speaker 1: Now sometimes I like the bus.
Speaker 2: I like sitting there.
Speaker 1: And just when was the last time you were on
Speaker 1: the bus? Friend?
Speaker 2: Okay, actually, I think like a month ago I was
Speaker 2: on the bus with somebody else.
Speaker 1: Mm hmm.
Speaker 2: I wasn't by myself. They had to fight me because
Speaker 2: you know, I don't take the bus or the train.
Speaker 1: Or walk Sidney. Can we talk about you saving money
Speaker 1: in the new year? My god, No, you don't talk
Speaker 1: about that. I know I do. I do.
Speaker 2: I'm getting I'm getting my teeth done.
Speaker 1: So it was saving money. That's spending money, friends, I know.
Speaker 2: Well, I had to talk up top. I work just
Speaker 2: like Andrew in a date.
Speaker 1: As ass dinner movie.
Speaker 2: Yeah backwards, I'll tell you what I'm about to spend
Speaker 2: the money. I'm gonna say, Yeah, I'm gonna get my teeth.
Speaker 2: I need to book something like serious quick fast.
Speaker 1: You're get your teeth fixed? How much do you think
Speaker 1: that's gonna cost.
Speaker 2: Thousands of dollars. Oh no, I'm about to use all
Speaker 2: that J Crew money.
Speaker 3: Weren't you like set up with Sandy's husband?
Speaker 1: Okay, you remember that.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna go back to but I told her, yeah,
Speaker 2: a year ago, I'm gonna go back to him. But
Speaker 2: I'm like, I'm gonna have money, and I'm like, no,
Speaker 2: like charge me. You know obviously if you don't want
Speaker 2: to charge me, like everything, but charge me, I'm like,
Speaker 2: I want to pay. I'm a client.
Speaker 1: I haven't been did the dentist in a while. Should
Speaker 1: go to Sandy's husband too and be like, what twelve
Speaker 1: dollars with me? Is that?
Speaker 2: Okay?
Speaker 1: No, probably not. I can cover this cleaning.
Speaker 2: Keith deserves all of it. He's great. Teeth by Keith.
Speaker 1: Y'all need to go by Keith so funny. That's like
Speaker 1: those Instagram like uh wig like Tokyo styles, Wig Bye Walters.
Speaker 2: Yeah, wig my Walters.
Speaker 1: I would beat that wig by Walters. People be hashtagging
Speaker 1: like they're like face beat by more or whatever, like
Speaker 1: teeth by Teith.
Speaker 2: Wow, teeth by Keith amazing? Okay, and he's in Gramercy
Speaker 2: Park so exclusive. He's dope expensive. The office is real cute.
Speaker 2: It's like appointments, only you can't just pull up.
Speaker 1: I feel like that's what it is at most doctor's offices.
Speaker 1: Do oh is it? I don't know. I also haven't
Speaker 1: been the Dundas in so long. I need to go.
Speaker 1: I want to get like my teeth cleaned, and I
Speaker 1: feel like I need to make sure that you know,
Speaker 1: I ain't got no cavities.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I just want to like I want to replace
Speaker 2: the tooth, get my teeth real straight. You know what
Speaker 2: I'm saying, because that's what it is. It's like I'll
Speaker 2: be looking at myself taped and I'm like, you know what,
Speaker 2: you know, it's fucking his hold up me not acting
Speaker 2: well and fucked up teeth, Like I need to have
Speaker 2: at least something going well. Ye, your teeth are not
Speaker 2: fed up though they the acting is so bad that
Speaker 2: you're looking at my teeth. That's what That's what it is.
Speaker 1: At your TV teeth, Look at your Hollywood teeth. Next
Speaker 1: year in the new year.
Speaker 2: Obviously, I'm not gonna get the chick lits, but I'm
Speaker 2: gonna get a visiline.
Speaker 3: Some like actresses that have like really fun up teeth, well,
Speaker 3: like Demi Levado, Demi Levado. She had a gap for
Speaker 3: a while, but then she got it fixed. Krsen Duns
Speaker 3: also had bad teeth for a while.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well they all start that's the city. They all
Speaker 1: start out with bad teeth.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but this is twenty nineteen. They don't do that.
Speaker 2: That's for the nineties.
Speaker 3: But they were famous before they got their teeth fixed.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I mean, that's the nineties. You don't do
Speaker 2: that anymore. You got to already be.
Speaker 1: Saying about the nineties. Jami Levado is definitely not the dainty.
Speaker 2: But what her teeth look like.
Speaker 1: She had just a giant gap and then.
Speaker 2: She that doesn't count. I'm talking about fucked up like spaces.
Speaker 1: That's what a gap is looking like.
Speaker 2: Jacket gap is a space, I mean, but like, is
Speaker 2: it just the front one?
Speaker 1: That's just the front?
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's fine. I have spaces on the side. Oh yeah,
Speaker 2: you can fucking you can put a whole train through.
Speaker 1: But no it yes, Sidney, the side is not. The
Speaker 1: biggest gap is the one in the middle, in the front.
Speaker 2: But that's like that could be like interpret as like
Speaker 2: a model. It's alt, it's interesting. It gives you character.
Speaker 1: I had a big ass gap in the front. And
Speaker 1: that's why I got racist. Who imagine me with the
Speaker 1: gap right now?
Speaker 2: I see it is so big. I think it would
Speaker 2: make you look older.
Speaker 1: It looks like my mom. My mom is a gap.
Speaker 1: She loves it.
Speaker 2: She's great.
Speaker 1: I love her. But she oh, you know, so she
Speaker 1: like it's different. Yeah, she's from a different place, a
Speaker 1: different time, a different era.
Speaker 2: Yeah. So I'm gonna try to not take cabs like that.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna take.
Speaker 1: How friend, I feel like, how are you gonna try
Speaker 1: to do that?
Speaker 2: I feel like five cabs a week is fine.
Speaker 1: Let's break this down, because you need you go back,
Speaker 1: going and coming and going on Monday, coming and going
Speaker 1: on Tuesday.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, I need to I need to only
Speaker 2: take cabs at night. During the day, I have to
Speaker 2: take the train.
Speaker 3: Okay, where are you traveling? How far are you going?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 2: I'm far baby, I'm at the end of Brooklyn.
Speaker 1: H But I do. She's at the beginning of Queen.
Speaker 2: But I do uber pools like you.
Speaker 1: But where's the office?
Speaker 2: Where the office is near?
Speaker 1: Sohu oh?
Speaker 2: Okay, by the West Village. Okay, that's not that, that's bad,
Speaker 2: it's fine.
Speaker 1: That's far. But that means you gotta leave earlier. You
Speaker 1: got a budget time better, you gotta go to bed early,
Speaker 1: you gotta get up early, like you had to make
Speaker 1: a lot of changes in a new year. Friend.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I want to make some gigs where uh
Speaker 2: you know they sending me a car?
Speaker 1: Oh yes, what that's the best. Yeah, they send you
Speaker 1: a car and then you make the drive a wait
Speaker 1: for twenty minutes because you'll.
Speaker 3: Be like, well, I'm not ready, So you're not really
Speaker 3: solving the problem at all.
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, Andrew, you I'm you're hearing what I'm what
Speaker 1: she's saying. I need I've been talking to City about
Speaker 1: this uber thing literally for five years. She has six
Speaker 1: years now, yeah, oh six years. And actually the only
Speaker 1: thing that's changed is she takes more ubers now farther distances.
Speaker 1: Do you get anything out of like, like any rewards
Speaker 1: for using them? With ubers?
Speaker 2: Marie gets all the fifty percents off, And.
Speaker 1: I don't uber as hard as City does. I'm can
Speaker 1: I take the train?
Speaker 2: Meanwhile, back at the ranch they are, I'm going to
Speaker 2: act them. I'm at them on Twitter. I'm be like, yo,
Speaker 2: the fuck you need to see how much money on
Speaker 2: spending with y'all, where's my fifty? Where's my twenty percent off?
Speaker 2: Where's my tear?
Speaker 1: Are you like a diamond member?
Speaker 2: Like with like? I feel like I am a dime
Speaker 2: I should be a diamond member you, Yeah, you should be.
Speaker 2: I spend thousand dollars. Now, I don't understand why some
Speaker 2: car service isn't sponsoring me yet.
Speaker 1: You hear this. It's the same thing every week, every time.
Speaker 2: What do you mean?
Speaker 1: It's like, why can't I just just get everything that
Speaker 1: I I should get everything for free? This should be mine.
Speaker 1: When you went into Buffalo Exchange and one of it,
Speaker 1: Oh my god, that happened one time. Guys, you won't
Speaker 1: let it every you just said it was this. It's
Speaker 1: the same language. Yeah, I've sending me cars for free.
Speaker 2: I mean they should. I've spent my money, I've done
Speaker 2: my time.
Speaker 1: But that's that city. That's how this works. You spend money,
Speaker 1: and that's how these places stay in business. It's not
Speaker 1: she spent money, let's give her free stuff. Oh you
Speaker 1: won't spend the money regardless, friend.
Speaker 2: You think these celebrities are having the papers that they're
Speaker 2: getting free stuff left and right.
Speaker 1: Yes, Sidney, that's what's so that's what happens with celebrities.
Speaker 2: Well, I'm like, what how many degrees away from that?
Speaker 1: Literally one exact the moon though, But you know, you
Speaker 1: don't have the reach of a Rihanna or the reach
Speaker 1: of a Demi Levado yet. So you gotta keep paying
Speaker 1: or you gotta stop spending the money, I don't know,
Speaker 1: pay full class, enacting class friend, and then book something
Speaker 1: and become the famous person that you are in your head.
Speaker 2: Yeah shot no fox shot yeah fox sh Yeah. So
Speaker 2: I never to do that, you know. I just want
Speaker 2: to feel confident in my smile. And then yeah, I
Speaker 2: do want to save some money because that would be important.
Speaker 2: I mean, I live in an apartment now, you know,
Speaker 2: a roommate.
Speaker 1: What does that even feel like?
Speaker 2: Oh? Man, killing my soul, killing me up with her.
Speaker 1: Telling the whole.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so.
Speaker 1: For the new year.
Speaker 2: We're in the new year, I guess. And I just.
Speaker 1: It's so hard to not take a crub, do you guys?
Speaker 1: Like taking the train is awful. Nobody likes taking the
Speaker 1: train Sydney. But I also this is for me. It's
Speaker 1: just you live in prime location, syste Yeah, but I
Speaker 1: live in prime location because when y'all were running out
Speaker 1: of in and out of comedy shows and comedy clubs,
Speaker 1: spending money on ubers and sixty dollars on this and
Speaker 1: blah blah blah blah blah. I was taking the train
Speaker 1: and I saved my money. And then when I could
Speaker 1: afford to live somewhere that's close and convenient, and now
Speaker 1: I can take cheaper cars because I'm closer to the
Speaker 1: city and I'm closer to what I do, and I'm
Speaker 1: closer to what I need. God. I mean, also, you know,
Speaker 1: I make money so dead, but.
Speaker 2: God is good.
Speaker 1: That's what it is. Friend. I'm also good at saving money,
Speaker 1: and I walk. I'm not afraid to walk a couple
Speaker 1: of blocks. I'm not afraid to walk a little bit
Speaker 1: it and Uber be give me these discounts and my
Speaker 1: ubers be like five dollars now sold that part.
Speaker 2: I mean, if you ever want to just send me
Speaker 2: one of those that send you one of what you
Speaker 2: know five percent?
Speaker 1: How do I send somebody five percent?
Speaker 2: Basis where you at drop me a pen you need
Speaker 2: to You need to use it Uber real quick.
Speaker 1: Sidney, you have a full time job and you work
Speaker 1: all day and you spend all of that money that
Speaker 1: you make on cars and coats and shoes, and I
Speaker 1: have a no no job. I have a no job,
Speaker 1: and I spend all of my money on paying my
Speaker 1: rent and coats and shoes, and then you return them
Speaker 1: and then I bring them back. Oh yeah, you wear it,
Speaker 1: wear it once, Take all the photos that you need
Speaker 1: because you This is what my Instagram is the devil,
Speaker 1: because you post all these photos of this thing that
Speaker 1: you like and you spend this money on and then
Speaker 1: it's like, well, now I can't never wear this again,
Speaker 1: burn it. So it's like I might as well bring
Speaker 1: it back. I've been I was doing Rent the Runway
Speaker 1: before Rent the Runway was a thing.
Speaker 2: Where were you when I buy it from Zara?
Speaker 1: Bring it back?
Speaker 2: Oh bitch, shut up.
Speaker 1: I am the inspiration for Rent the Runway.
Speaker 2: They were like, instead of you returning these things all
Speaker 2: the time, why don't you just have this system where
Speaker 2: you borrow and then give.
Speaker 1: It back, put you pay for it and you don't
Speaker 1: get your money back. I'm getting my money back. Honestly,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna start a new thing. I'ma start this new thing.
Speaker 1: I'll pick it up for you and I'll bring it
Speaker 1: to the store after you wear it, and you just
Speaker 1: gotta pay me a small percentage of what your refund.
Speaker 2: Is says they're gonna put you in jail. You're going
Speaker 2: to jail.
Speaker 1: And it's so funny because I'll be buying stuff and
Speaker 1: I'd be like, what's the return policy here? I didn't
Speaker 1: try any of this stuff, and I just want to
Speaker 1: make sure that I'm able to return what doesn't work
Speaker 1: for me. And they'd be like, sir, you be here
Speaker 1: all the time, but I'd be.
Speaker 4: Like, what the time is here?
Speaker 2: Yeah? You guys, when you buy things, you should definitely
Speaker 2: ask what's the return or the exchange? Because I bought
Speaker 2: a Wand and you know, every time I look at
Speaker 2: that ship, I just want to strangle the fuck out
Speaker 2: of the Wand and the person who sold it to me.
Speaker 2: The label rubbed off? What does that mean?
Speaker 1: The label rubbed off? It was there was like like
Speaker 1: a sticker like no, like.
Speaker 2: A label that tells you what brand the wand is?
Speaker 1: It's gone? That means that it's gone. Oh, Sydney, yes,
Speaker 1: that's one of those, she she what's those like cheap
Speaker 1: like Chinese brands? No? Like knock off?
Speaker 2: Those are better? Those are better than what I fucking have.
Speaker 1: Yes, you're sure that you were using it properly or
Speaker 1: just he's Andrew saying, were you not using the thing?
Speaker 1: Is that properly?
Speaker 2: No, she said it did. It didn't burn out, it
Speaker 2: fell off, it's gone.
Speaker 1: I was rubbed off off. It was like printed on there. Yeah, ye, Sidney,
Speaker 1: that's not a quality. It was not quality.
Speaker 2: And I keep holding it him like it felt heavier
Speaker 2: when she was using it. She must have been using
Speaker 2: Now it's super light. She sold you a decoy. Yes,
Speaker 2: that's what I think. And you know, it's so much money,
Speaker 2: and every time I curl my hair and I was like,
Speaker 2: this falls fucking whack. And now I finally know what
Speaker 2: it is to be a parent. You know, you spend
Speaker 2: all this money or something, and you're like, but you're
Speaker 2: not giving me the results that I fucking wants.
Speaker 1: That's what it feels like to go to college. Friend,
Speaker 1: you go to college, you spend all this damn money,
Speaker 1: and then you graduate or you don't or whatever, and
Speaker 1: then you're like, I went to school and I'm actually
Speaker 1: not getting any of the results that I thought I
Speaker 1: was gonna get when I went there.
Speaker 2: Yeah, God, this dumb curling wand is like a relationship.
Speaker 2: You know, you put all your money and time into it,
Speaker 2: and you're like, I thought I was gonna have some
Speaker 2: bomb ass Beyonce girls. Now I'm just two hundred and
Speaker 2: seventy dollars in a hole, two hundred and my panties
Speaker 2: are not wet fucking one.
Speaker 1: Well, see's why I'm not in a relationship. I'm not
Speaker 1: putting money or time into anything. Money and time into me. Actually,
Speaker 1: I need to put less time into myself. I need
Speaker 1: to do some other stuff.
Speaker 2: Money, time and respect.
Speaker 1: You be eating right, money back, money time, respect, You
Speaker 1: be eating ass, and we're back. I've never eaten ass.
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't think it's for me.
Speaker 3: I've like considered it with guys in the past when
Speaker 3: I was like, I don't think I want so why
Speaker 3: did this guy? I really it looked night.
Speaker 1: It was like you were in his shambily apartment and
Speaker 1: you were like his bud caim I was backing out
Speaker 1: his apartment. Then I was looking at it was all
Speaker 1: the lights off.
Speaker 2: You mean you weren't looking at the apartment.
Speaker 1: You stepped over piles of change like Scrooge MCDI like
Speaker 1: Aladdin in the Cave of Wonders.
Speaker 2: You were like, oh my god, he's a Zaddy.
Speaker 1: Dimes everywhere. Yeah, March of Dime. You know when you
Speaker 1: go to the supermarket, that little the little change thing
Speaker 1: for the kids with the bald kids. That was his apartment,
Speaker 1: the ball kids. It's like, yeah, do you have change
Speaker 1: for Saint Jude? And you'd be like, ah, no, I
Speaker 1: don't have. I don't know who Jude is. I don't
Speaker 1: know a single person named Jude.
Speaker 2: I know what Jude law. Dude?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you know what jud Law?
Speaker 4: You know him?
Speaker 1: Yeah, you've met him, You hung out with him? Can
Speaker 1: we talk about that? Being honest?
Speaker 2: I mean he would come to the bar, he.
Speaker 1: Didn't hang out with him. That's fucking hanging out.
Speaker 2: Yes, it is.
Speaker 1: So when people come to see us perform live and
Speaker 1: they say, well I was hanging out with unofficial expert,
Speaker 1: that you agree with that?
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: If somebody like comes to our show a lot and
Speaker 2: then somebody they meet somebody and they're talking like, yeah,
Speaker 2: I know them, those my girls.
Speaker 1: No, not in Australia with people saying oh yeah, Sydney,
Speaker 1: that's my girl. You think that.
Speaker 2: Imagine if he did oh yeah, that's my girl. Dude,
Speaker 2: I'm telling you, I used to hang out with uh
Speaker 2: celebrities all the time. Jason Statham, he's he's weird as fuck.
Speaker 1: Why because he's buff.
Speaker 2: No, he wasn't even that buff when he was When
Speaker 2: we saw him, I was just like, this is the
Speaker 2: man who's supposed to be saving people in movies.
Speaker 1: Well, you know, most actors are small, like Tom Cruise
Speaker 1: is tiny, and he'd be doing all his own stunts.
Speaker 2: I said, you lost your hair in your mind, like
Speaker 2: how how does this make sense? But he was trying
Speaker 2: to talk to the girl that I was seeing at
Speaker 2: the time.
Speaker 1: What does she look like?
Speaker 2: She's like Brazilian whatnot? She was cute?
Speaker 1: Well, I was talking to her, she was cute, Brazilian whatnot?
Speaker 2: Brazilian and whatnot?
Speaker 1: Said, they don't even know what she was. You were
Speaker 1: talking to this woman and you don't know what she was.
Speaker 2: She was Bilan Portuguese and you know, yeah, yeah, that's
Speaker 2: all the same stuff.
Speaker 1: Portuguese Brazilian is the same same language.
Speaker 2: Yeah, whenever I get Portuguese hair and Brazilian hair, I
Speaker 2: can't really tell the different.
Speaker 1: You just blend them. You put the Brazilian on top.
Speaker 1: You do every other trail layer.
Speaker 2: Actually Brazilian Portuguese.
Speaker 1: You do a Brazilian bang of Portuguese in the back, Yes,
Speaker 1: a little mullet, a little party in the back. So
Speaker 1: what's gonna happen with this hair friend? I mean, I
Speaker 1: feel like I don't even remember the braids anymore? Right,
Speaker 1: remember once he did braids?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Shut out to maven hair. Just been lacing my
Speaker 2: lace front for a couple of months. Now, how long
Speaker 2: has it been?
Speaker 1: I get to keep it for six monks, keeping it
Speaker 1: for six Wait, you're keeping it in for six months.
Speaker 2: I'm going to take it out and like, you know,
Speaker 2: replenish it.
Speaker 1: Or you get to keep the hair for six months
Speaker 1: and you got to bring the hair bet.
Speaker 2: They they keep giving me hair for six months.
Speaker 1: And how long has it been? Was the question. I
Speaker 1: don't know.
Speaker 2: It feels like three months now, right, It feels like
Speaker 2: a little.
Speaker 1: Bit of time this past friend. Yeah, it's been a while.
Speaker 2: I think I'm ready. I'm ready to go ball like USS.
Speaker 2: But I don't have a hairline like yours.
Speaker 1: So my hairline is not doing anything to your friend.
Speaker 2: And then if I go, if I go real short,
Speaker 2: to're like, oh what you're trying to be Marie and
Speaker 2: I'm like, yeah, what's the problem, And then all of
Speaker 2: a sudden I got abs and see.
Speaker 1: Shut up, you look poor, Like that is exactly who
Speaker 1: I am about it. Somebody came up to our show
Speaker 1: the other day and he was like, you guys are
Speaker 1: always calling people poor, and I was like, it's not
Speaker 1: that we're calling people poor. I just like the word poor.
Speaker 1: YEA like saying it poor. P two o's and then
Speaker 1: an R.
Speaker 2: You know who is not poor. Shout out to Tyler
Speaker 2: the creator for coming to the Knitting Factory.
Speaker 1: That's crazy that happened. It's a great show. Yeah, that's
Speaker 1: how people all over the world know about the knitting
Speaker 1: or cool with Tyler?
Speaker 2: What are you talking about that?
Speaker 1: Yeah, well actually we're cooler with Tyler than she is
Speaker 1: with Jude. But yeah, he just came to the show.
Speaker 1: I was on stage and I get off, and I mean,
Speaker 1: it's like, Tyler the creators here, and so is Gerard Carmichael.
Speaker 1: He's gonna do some time. And I was like, oh cute.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was a good night and he.
Speaker 1: Was up there. He was hanging out amongst the people.
Speaker 1: He was laughing at jokes. He had an argyle sweater on.
Speaker 1: I think he checked his coat.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he said Marie was funny.
Speaker 1: He said I was funny. I feel like he touched
Speaker 1: my butt.
Speaker 2: A little bit.
Speaker 1: I let him a coat check factory is there? There
Speaker 1: is where when you go in through the side door,
Speaker 1: not the main door. But that's Excity.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: His coat might have been on the floor. I don't
Speaker 1: know how rich people do, but I know he didn't
Speaker 1: have a quote on and then he had one.
Speaker 2: So you heard or you heard that people people be
Speaker 2: coming through so iron.
Speaker 1: Mariah Carey's coming this week. Oh she wants for Christmas.
Speaker 2: You might have to cut that out.
Speaker 1: Because this is coming out in January. Happy New Year, yay.
Speaker 2: I mean, I think you can't stop playing All I
Speaker 2: Want for Christmas until February the second. That's I think
Speaker 2: that's what.
Speaker 1: You do it until after you nah the ball drops.
Speaker 1: You not doing All I Want for Christmas no more.
Speaker 2: It's I mean people people, folks with right heavy.
Speaker 1: No they like that song, says, I don't know if
Speaker 1: they have it would heart.
Speaker 3: She's the number one solo artist of all time. I
Speaker 3: think she only has like one. If she gets one
Speaker 3: more number one, then she surpasses the Beatles.
Speaker 1: Oh good for her, let's let's do that.
Speaker 2: But how is she gonna do that? She hasn't had
Speaker 2: a new album that.
Speaker 1: Well, like her new album came out like a year
Speaker 1: ago or two years ago. I think I don't know
Speaker 1: if any of the songs hit number one.
Speaker 3: No, but it's been twenty five years since all I
Speaker 3: went for Christmas and it's continuing. It's still like number one,
Speaker 3: you know.
Speaker 1: Yeah, every year it comes back, it comes back.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: So, but it's a good song. That song is as
Speaker 1: Christmas or more than jingle bills. No one is playing
Speaker 1: jingle bills at all holidays, Like nobody wants to hear that.
Speaker 1: People are just silent night all over Christmas.
Speaker 2: People are lazy. Nobody else wants to make a new
Speaker 2: Christmas song and suck.
Speaker 1: All of the pop stars have their own Christmas song, but.
Speaker 2: They don't make good ones. They don't have one and
Speaker 2: could top Mariah Carey. They're lazy.
Speaker 1: She wrote that in ninety minutes. She wrote it in
Speaker 1: ninety minutes. Yeah, how do you know this? I was like,
Speaker 1: are you a lamb?
Speaker 3: I am a little bit really and Juie is a
Speaker 3: little You need to choose between Barbie or Lamb because
Speaker 3: are they still feuding? They were feuding back in like
Speaker 3: what twenty thirteen.
Speaker 1: American Idol days.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that was crazy though, they said some crazy stopped
Speaker 3: to each other.
Speaker 1: Well, because Nicki Minaj, you know, she she got an attitude.
Speaker 1: But Mariah Carey is a diva, but she's earned that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: she wrote a song in ninety minutes twenty five years
Speaker 1: ago and it's still number one. Yes, okay, right, So
Speaker 1: that's that's who Mariah Carey is and Nicki Minaj is.
Speaker 1: You know, she's from Queens, she's Trinidadian, she got an attitude,
Speaker 1: she making money. Of course they're you know, of course
Speaker 1: they feuded. But I didn't watch American Idol. I stopped
Speaker 1: after Rubin one. What season was it?
Speaker 3: That was like season two? And Klay again came in second.
Speaker 1: Ah didn't Klay can send you his dick? Yeah?
Speaker 2: I know that was great and I was like, wow,
Speaker 2: we are really one degree away from being famous.
Speaker 1: Well, we know people who are famous, like Jokim Booster,
Speaker 1: who did this podcast, has been on like Watch What
Speaker 1: Happens Live, he's been on, was on Kelly. I didn't
Speaker 1: even know Kelly Clarkson. Okay, speaking of American Idol first winner. Uh,
Speaker 1: she I didn't even know she had a talk show.
Speaker 1: She had a new Ricky Lake.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he was the guest along with Jennifer Hudson.
Speaker 1: Jennifer American Again. I didn't even recognize it for huts
Speaker 1: and she looked all.
Speaker 2: Skimy skin ty yeah. Famous. Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: We're a degree of separation, literally, just one. That's exciting.
Speaker 3: Well you have Tyler the creator literally coming to your
Speaker 3: shown a degree.
Speaker 1: That's it. That's it. That's my I mean, you know,
Speaker 1: and you know I'm his type. You know he like
Speaker 1: little black boys.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, shut up, Marie, you're so sick. Yeah,
Speaker 2: but you know, you never know who will come to
Speaker 2: the show again.
Speaker 1: And a bunch of people were there from uh this
Speaker 1: podcast somebody pray hoost shirt on.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I forgot all your fucking names.
Speaker 1: But listen, there wasn't so many.
Speaker 2: Everybody was beautiful, moisturized edges. They were wearing turtle necks.
Speaker 1: Mm hmm.
Speaker 2: It was just incredible. I was like, what a sight
Speaker 2: to see.
Speaker 1: Everybody had full brows, nobody's beers was patchy. Everybody listens
Speaker 1: to this podcasts attracted. Yeah, I mean, y'all didn't post
Speaker 1: those pictures yet though, Well we have some of those
Speaker 1: pictures friends. Oh okay, so we Well maybe that's what
Speaker 1: I'll do. Maybe I'll go through and you know, see
Speaker 1: if I can find some of the ones that we've
Speaker 1: taken with listeners recently, and I'll post them on the
Speaker 1: Instagram because y'll deserve it, because we are truly blessed.
Speaker 1: The way that people come up to us after a show,
Speaker 1: I'd be like, if only you know how terrible we are.
Speaker 2: No, they know, they listen to the pie, they listen
Speaker 2: to the pod, and you know what else they do?
Speaker 2: They go to the motherfucking Patreon. Hello, Hey, have you
Speaker 2: guys signed up to Patreon yet? It is so freaking good.
Speaker 2: I went back to the very first Patreon that we
Speaker 2: ever did, and we were giving hot scolding, hot pipe
Speaker 2: and hoe business like I was saying everything well beginning.
Speaker 1: That I was Patreon was a safe space for us.
Speaker 1: It was.
Speaker 2: It ain't.
Speaker 1: I mean, it's okay. Well, we didn't talk about this
Speaker 1: on the podcast, but somebody came to the show, to
Speaker 1: the knitting factory and a confronted Sydney in the bathroom
Speaker 1: accosted Hall for stuff that we said on the Patreon.
Speaker 2: And let me tell you, let me if you ever
Speaker 2: listening and you either you've been on a show or
Speaker 2: you adjacent to the show. This is all Jess, This
Speaker 2: is all fun, funny games. If I drag you on
Speaker 2: the show, I've dragged my own self on the show.
Speaker 2: Everybody getting dragged. Everybody get dragged. Anybody can get this,
Speaker 2: get this work or whatever. Anybody could get this smoke.
Speaker 3: You know, she followed you into the bathroom or she
Speaker 3: was already in there.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: I just know that I was like, hey, what's up, girl,
Speaker 2: And it turned into y'all dragged me on the podcast,
Speaker 2: and I was like whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa Hold up,
Speaker 2: wait a minute.
Speaker 1: Sidy was like hey hey, and she was like, don't
Speaker 1: hate me, Oh my god. And then she like essentially
Speaker 1: yelled at her in this public bathroom in front of
Speaker 1: people who know us. Wow, And Sydney was like, well,
Speaker 1: she has to leave.
Speaker 2: I was fucking pissed, man. I was like, but it's
Speaker 2: just like how you gonna come to somebody's like establishment
Speaker 2: like that. And we in a small space you cannot
Speaker 2: raise your voice if we in the bathroom. That's just
Speaker 2: not how it works.
Speaker 1: Youthroom voice.
Speaker 2: Yeah, if you want to raise your voice and we outside,
Speaker 2: yeah you know there's nothing but space and opportunity. But
Speaker 2: you in the bathroom, you better be whisper wi Sis.
Speaker 2: You're not raising your voice in front of these people dingleberries.
Speaker 1: Sis, don't do that. But yeah, she she did that,
Speaker 1: and Sidney said we had to kick her out, so
Speaker 1: we went and got security and kicked her out. But
Speaker 1: this woman never said anything to me, so I think
Speaker 1: she didn't.
Speaker 2: Recognid Just know if you ever at my show and
Speaker 2: you're giving me problems, you're getting thrown out. That's just like,
Speaker 2: that's what it is.
Speaker 1: But yeah, she was upset. That's crazy. She came and
Speaker 1: she came to the Knit and got a front row
Speaker 1: seat just to yell at Sydney. And then we were
Speaker 1: you gotta go, and she was like, well, I came
Speaker 1: from a long way to support you. Guys, what support? Support?
Speaker 1: You had talked to her? What are you saying right now?
Speaker 1: I mean it was like that scene in Players Club
Speaker 1: where they fought in the back.
Speaker 2: To be honest, if you got a problem with me,
Speaker 2: and Marie and you only talk to me.
Speaker 1: You you're punk, You're a p cs be because she
Speaker 1: didn't say anything to me and I and I make
Speaker 1: sure that Marie is the one that talks the most shit,
Speaker 1: and yet here we are. Friend. Maybe we should go
Speaker 1: back and listen to the episode where you was talking
Speaker 1: all that mess and we can see who was talking
Speaker 1: the most.
Speaker 2: Which I'm positive that if I was talking shit you
Speaker 2: you was right up there with me signing.
Speaker 1: But I would like to know because she came at you.
Speaker 2: I'm sure you said your own you know.
Speaker 1: One hundred percent absolutely, it's a conversation, you saying things,
Speaker 1: I'm saying things. But the way she came at you, friend,
Speaker 1: you must have struck all of the nerves. All of
Speaker 1: the nerves.
Speaker 2: Y'all call me a liar, Hey, i'd be lying to
Speaker 2: It's fine.
Speaker 1: What's wrong with liar? I don't lie. I don't lie,
Speaker 1: which there right there was me lying. I mean, I
Speaker 1: don't really be lying. I'd be actually pretty honest. I'll
Speaker 1: omit things before I lie.
Speaker 4: You know.
Speaker 2: You see i'm looking at you.
Speaker 1: I'm actually not looking at your friend because I'm a
Speaker 1: busy drawing. I'm working on new.
Speaker 2: Merchan Yeah, we got hosters for the more merch out there.
Speaker 1: Well, we got to experience some things so that we
Speaker 1: can have things that we can talk about and put
Speaker 1: on our shirt.
Speaker 2: Yep, that's all. That's why you gotta go right now
Speaker 2: to the Patreon and re up on all the old
Speaker 2: ship we used to do and be like, wow, they
Speaker 2: used to be fucking hot, crunchy messes, whores and everything.
Speaker 1: Horse derves.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was a good time.
Speaker 3: We used to listen to the Patreon. Do you guys
Speaker 3: talk about me on there?
Speaker 1: Talk about everything?
Speaker 2: We talked about it?
Speaker 3: You said, is it mean yeah, because you talk ship obviously, yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah. But the Patreon started out as just like when
Speaker 1: we turn the microphones off, this is what happens. Because
Speaker 1: we would record him in my house, so we would
Speaker 1: record our regular episodes at my house and then immediately
Speaker 1: after do a Patreon and it was like, well, Sydney,
Speaker 1: we talk about like give specifics like people's names. She
Speaker 1: would we have an episode it was called iPods are
Speaker 1: better than Abortions. We like, if you go through the
Speaker 1: names of the episodes on the Patreon. Matter of fact,
Speaker 1: that's what I'm gonna do for you, all right, now,
Speaker 1: because it's like, wait, what city was going through the
Speaker 1: names yesterday and I was like, I can't believe we
Speaker 1: were calling our we were calling these episodes, these things.
Speaker 2: It was so good, and I was just like, damn,
Speaker 2: that's why I need to get back out there. Man,
Speaker 2: I gotta just not be scared and just meet people
Speaker 2: and do things you scared of.
Speaker 1: Friend, I'm tired.
Speaker 2: I don't want to mean nobody. I'm exhausted.
Speaker 1: Here's an episode bird Box. Wait bird Box, watch it,
Speaker 1: then come back. R Kelly du fuck fully prepared to
Speaker 1: suck a dick, flued out coats, cabs and emergency contexts
Speaker 1: West Coast Washington. Who has the biggest entourage in Hollywood.
Speaker 2: No, it's further back.
Speaker 1: Is Marie a bully? Was it?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 4: Was it?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 3: Hold on?
Speaker 2: I mean you're not really selling them right now, I know.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well I'm trying to. You know, the WiFi out
Speaker 1: really not good in here. Oh no, blame it, blame it,
Speaker 1: struggle bonus, we do. We're sitting not putting videos up.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we were dancing.
Speaker 1: Poop Baby poop two broke ass queens. Y'all sure are
Speaker 1: ugly that these are the names of the episodes on
Speaker 1: the Patreon It's a free bed in a box. Ho
Speaker 1: what happens in Vegas will be on this podcast? Rich
Speaker 1: black people equal white people. Okay, fuck the titles, but listen.
Speaker 2: Just listen to it. It's good.
Speaker 1: But stuff with Carolina Okay, well yeah, just listen to
Speaker 1: the episodes.
Speaker 2: They're good.
Speaker 1: We promise Sis is he gay and is therapy for
Speaker 1: white people? So yeah, I mean I think that what
Speaker 1: is missing in the podcast is Sydney being her usual
Speaker 1: messy self and her I think, the usual open messy self. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you're still messing, but messing a different way.
Speaker 2: Now what that mean?
Speaker 1: You be eating on the mic, and you be spraying
Speaker 1: rose water in the studio, yes, and perfume, and you'd
Speaker 1: be putting deoderant on Native shout out to Native. You
Speaker 1: be taking your braids out and leave them in the studio.
Speaker 1: Face shout out to grow from Andrew like what are
Speaker 1: these snakes in the studio? Studio and City's like these
Speaker 1: are my braids? Hey?
Speaker 2: Also, have you guys given us a review yet? Have
Speaker 2: you rated us?
Speaker 1: Bitch?
Speaker 2: What's going on? Like I'm looking at the numbers and
Speaker 2: I'm like, I know it's more y'all out there. How
Speaker 2: come you haven't rated this shit yet? I want when
Speaker 2: you're done listening to this, I need you to go
Speaker 2: to iTunes. I need you to give us all the
Speaker 2: fucking stars, and I want you to leave a little comments.
Speaker 1: Alternate title for the episode. Have y'all rated us yet?
Speaker 1: Bitch alt Alt You know how like a book has
Speaker 1: a title? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's good.
Speaker 2: That's good.
Speaker 1: It's fantastic.
Speaker 2: No, I mean because I mean, we got we got
Speaker 2: thousands of people listening, and it's just like we should
Speaker 2: have more reviews. Are y'all lazy?
Speaker 4: Well?
Speaker 2: How old is everybody who's fucking listening to it?
Speaker 1: Because if we already they already told us. Friend, we
Speaker 1: got eighteen year olds, we got thirty year old, we
Speaker 1: have a lot of twenty somethings, we've got some forties.
Speaker 1: Remember that adjunct professor that hit us up and teach
Speaker 1: this and y'all are great, and we were like wow.
Speaker 2: She's like, I'm so glad that your guests can read
Speaker 2: and write. We're like, okay, shot, he's from Detroit and
Speaker 2: he can read and write.
Speaker 1: A miracle. We love it. Love to see Alex England
Speaker 1: is thriving. Yeah, but yeah, also want to take more
Speaker 1: trips next year or this year.
Speaker 2: Yeah, y'all know whatever. Yeah, we're gonna take a We're
Speaker 2: gonna take a big trip.
Speaker 1: I want to see more. No, I'm saying I want
Speaker 1: to see more of y'all. I want to go to Australia.
Speaker 1: I've never been. Let's go too down Under this year.
Speaker 1: It's the best time to go there. Let's do that, Marie,
Speaker 1: have you ever been? It's so funny, that's far. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we'll stay for a couple of weeks, a couple of years.
Speaker 1: But those animals, they are crazy. Wait, hold on, kas
Speaker 1: have chlamydia down there.
Speaker 3: Like the spiders you ever watched, like the like the
Speaker 3: videos like spiders in Australia. And and this kangaroo's punching people. No,
Speaker 3: not kangaroo's kicked the pinch they punched, they kicked, they
Speaker 3: do everything. Okay, the animals down there are really have
Speaker 3: you ever been to?
Speaker 1: It's animals. They can do what they do. And then
Speaker 1: people show up.
Speaker 3: In Australia though, Okay, that's the thing.
Speaker 1: Well, Andrew, we not going down there to see the animals.
Speaker 1: I want to go to the animals are going to
Speaker 1: see I want exactly. I want to go to you know,
Speaker 1: like the Sydney Music Hall, and I want I want
Speaker 1: to do a show. I want to do the podcast
Speaker 1: live down there. And I want to eat kangaroo meat. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and I want to say Dingo eat my bib bait.
Speaker 1: And then I want to know that Dingo is a
Speaker 1: not a kangaroo but a dog. Yeah, it's like a wolf.
Speaker 2: But I want to hug a Koala bear. I don't
Speaker 2: care if he has chlamydia.
Speaker 1: Whatever, you take a funk, I'm not hugging a chlamydia
Speaker 1: koala bear. Well, how do you maybe having them nails
Speaker 1: and stuff too? They can scratch that chlamydia right into
Speaker 1: your face. You want koala chlamydia in twenty twenty. At
Speaker 1: least it's different, that's the you know what else is different?
Speaker 1: Koala chlamyte is different. That's merch on all to third Altar.
Speaker 1: I can't even what was the first title we said?
Speaker 3: Ala?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I like that.
Speaker 2: By the way, have you rated this bitch?
Speaker 1: That's a good one. That's that's really good by the
Speaker 1: BT dubs bitch. I just like saying that word. Now,
Speaker 1: it's a fun word. Anyway, Well, that's that's I guess
Speaker 1: this is a how we on the episode just quietly.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I mean it's because I mean, you don't want
Speaker 2: to tell your business and what business, and I don't
Speaker 2: want to tell mine?
Speaker 1: Oh my business? Yeah, well what business? I'll share something
Speaker 1: if you share something.
Speaker 2: I was watching porn and what I was watching porn?
Speaker 2: And I forgot that I was watching porn. And then
Speaker 2: I went to the hairdresser and I went to go
Speaker 2: open up my explorer the fucking porn game. I was like,
Speaker 2: I screamed, I can draw you on yo, if you
Speaker 2: knew what the fuck I was watching?
Speaker 1: What where you watching something? Was it a walla porn?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: What were you watching? Sydney? Yeah, this is the same spurs.
Speaker 1: You can't just open up that story and just be like, also,
Speaker 1: that story is not something that you should be not
Speaker 1: telling on this bucket like that. When I said I
Speaker 1: want you to share something, I thought you were gonna
Speaker 1: share something like about you and your life currently. But
Speaker 1: you shared a story that, like, is something we should
Speaker 1: have been talking about from the beginning.
Speaker 3: Oh sorry, can you what sort of porn do you
Speaker 3: like to watch? It was?
Speaker 2: It was it was the orgy and there was like
Speaker 2: me in there, there's trans women.
Speaker 1: There's a lot of cs, like just a bag of
Speaker 1: jelly bean. It was a chicken pot pie of just
Speaker 1: a gumbo of a gumbo of orges.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yep, it was great. I was like, Wow, she
Speaker 2: probably doesn't want to do my hair no more. That
Speaker 2: was today, Yeah, this morning, Sidney. You should have came
Speaker 2: in with that story.
Speaker 1: I like it, walked in with that instrum. Oh my god, friend, Wow, now, Andrew,
Speaker 1: do you feel like that story that she just shared
Speaker 1: justifies like does that count? Yeah? Yeah, does that count
Speaker 1: as her sharing something? Because I don't really because I
Speaker 1: know that you aren't sharing everything. And wow, y'all bitches,
Speaker 1: tri no, you you didn't really actually share anything.
Speaker 2: Right, is what I'm talking That was pretty open.
Speaker 1: Watching porn is not open at all, friend, Andrew talking
Speaker 1: about we talked about literally everything else today.
Speaker 3: And you that a forty year old Sydney forty one,
Speaker 3: forty one?
Speaker 1: What with he ate out a forty one year old
Speaker 1: with a nickel under your nobody gets topped at I
Speaker 1: said it tasted like his ass tasted like pennies poins.
Speaker 2: Know you always win when it comes to storytime. Andrew
Speaker 2: takes the cake.
Speaker 1: I mean it depends on what you talk to because
Speaker 1: sometimes is he's losing. Oh yeah, depending on how you know.
Speaker 1: This time I felt like I lost, you know, I mean,
Speaker 1: you had a good time. Are you gonna see him again?
Speaker 1: Maybe if he hits me up first. Oh, that's the
Speaker 1: game that we're playing. We're playing. Well, yeah, because you
Speaker 1: felt like you exerted too much energy on this, because
Speaker 1: you were putting forth more effort. You think I don't
Speaker 1: know all that to say, Sidney story wasn't enough for
Speaker 1: me to share anything about me. That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: What what?
Speaker 2: Now?
Speaker 1: She's unbuttoning her pants and her shirt. She had a
Speaker 1: cat on the entire time, and now we bout to
Speaker 1: wrap up. She just took her coat off and fully
Speaker 1: lifted her shirt up and her titties are outd Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm definitely.
Speaker 2: Using any wanted me to share.
Speaker 1: This visual. No, this is a podcast. The people wanted,
Speaker 1: the fans want to know what's happening in your life.
Speaker 1: And you're like, I watched porn today. Well, I took
Speaker 1: off my shirt. I took off my shirt and sharing
Speaker 1: I want you all to know that I'm trying I'm
Speaker 1: trying very hard.
Speaker 2: Andrew, what you know, his type fits describe my boobs?
Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, they're really nice boobs as far as boobs go.
Speaker 1: Who Andrew, you like boobs? I don't. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't like boobs obviously, so but they look nice. Sidney,
Speaker 1: he said, tuck your tits alternate title.
Speaker 2: I think I think we've said that.
Speaker 1: Before though, because hop your top, hop your top, but we.
Speaker 2: Took your tits before.
Speaker 1: All right? That well, that's it, guys. I really tried.
Speaker 2: I'm taking everybody to dinner. We're going to shake shop.
Speaker 2: What times is it close? Yo?
Speaker 1: Sidney said, I'm taking everybody to dinner tonight. And I
Speaker 1: was like, fetti, Genie afraid. Andrew and I were like,
Speaker 1: we're gonna get We're gonna split a Lagnia's gonna get
Speaker 1: some steaks. Oh my god, stick freaks right, so bumps.
Speaker 1: And then Sidney's like shake check and we were like,
Speaker 1: you're taking us to lunch for dinner. Lunch dinner we
Speaker 1: always go. And it's the end of the nice to
Speaker 1: meat not even fresh. Really that late. It looks a
Speaker 1: lot later than it is. It's only eight.
Speaker 2: Okay, Well, guys, this was fun. I promise to expose
Speaker 2: myself more less. How about less expose yourself.
Speaker 1: Less in summer gards. That is what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: Mariam, you're saying that my boob didn't turn you on.
Speaker 1: No, it also, and I know this for a fact,
Speaker 1: did not turn Andrew on. It did not at all.
Speaker 1: He said he is softer than he's ever been.
Speaker 2: Let me tell you.
Speaker 1: He said, baby is baby food.
Speaker 2: Right now, imagine we're gonna go to shake check and I'm.
Speaker 1: Gonna put it on this gift card that I got.
Speaker 1: I was thinking, not do that.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna set this sh up online. I'm like, let
Speaker 2: me get on, let me.
Speaker 1: Goodbye everyone, bye, uh yeah, rate comment, subscribe, check out
Speaker 1: the patreon on uh and We'll see you in San Francisco.
Speaker 1: Maybe this episode comes out after that, I don't know.
Speaker 1: Hopefully you came Sam First Sketch Fests on January eighteenth. Yes,
Speaker 1: maybe maybe by Forever.
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