WEBVTT - Have Y'all Rated Us Yet, Bitch? 0:00:00.400 --> 0:00:02.640 Forever. 0:00:03.800 --> 0:00:08.480 Hey, everybody, we're talking as if it's twenty twenty, but 0:00:08.600 --> 0:00:14.080 it's not. It is December twenty, No, December nineteenth. 0:00:14.120 --> 0:00:14.960 I don't know the days. 0:00:15.040 --> 0:00:16.920 I know. I love that you don't know what date 0:00:16.920 --> 0:00:17.119 it is. 0:00:17.200 --> 0:00:21.440 I swore that yesterday was Thursday. Okay, sought today all day. 0:00:21.520 --> 0:00:23.680 Thought today was Friday, you know, but. 0:00:23.720 --> 0:00:26.079 Today is Friday because it's dropping on Friday. 0:00:26.160 --> 0:00:29.080 But the day that we're recording this on is a Thursday. 0:00:29.640 --> 0:00:32.400 Look at us anyway, Andrew got his cards. Wait, my car, 0:00:32.520 --> 0:00:33.600 says Dad on the cover. 0:00:33.720 --> 0:00:39.360 Oh that's so cute, that's so sweet. 0:00:39.600 --> 0:00:42.560 Oh wow, oh oh you warn Daddy. 0:00:42.800 --> 0:00:47.599 Five hundred dollars five hundred, five hundred dollars, one hundred dollars. 0:00:48.680 --> 0:00:48.920 Wow. 0:00:49.040 --> 0:00:50.040 Is this from forever dog? 0:00:50.400 --> 0:00:53.680 No, it's from me. It's a thank you for letting 0:00:53.720 --> 0:00:56.600 me be such a part of your life. 0:00:57.560 --> 0:00:59.520 Did you copy and paste the messages in both of 0:00:59.560 --> 0:01:00.560 our No? 0:01:00.560 --> 0:01:03.760 No, let me let me. Can I say what mine saying? 0:01:03.880 --> 0:01:04.080 Yeah? 0:01:04.400 --> 0:01:07.840 Your smile Okay, Sidney, thank you for making this past 0:01:07.920 --> 0:01:11.000 year particularly great and for involving me in the pod 0:01:11.080 --> 0:01:13.800 in such a major way. I know I may not 0:01:14.000 --> 0:01:17.639 always show it, but I am genuinely so happy. 0:01:19.720 --> 0:01:24.240 That sounds a lot like me, though, I wait, but I. 0:01:24.200 --> 0:01:26.640 Am genuinely so happy to be able to call you 0:01:26.640 --> 0:01:31.400 a friend. I know this past year has been hard 0:01:31.440 --> 0:01:33.920 for you, but just know I'm always there for you 0:01:34.280 --> 0:01:35.200 every step of the way. 0:01:36.680 --> 0:01:37.160 A friend. 0:01:37.280 --> 0:01:39.560 I'm gonna cry, Thank you cry. 0:01:39.680 --> 0:01:43.520 Okay, let's read mine, Marie. I don't like you that much, 0:01:43.640 --> 0:01:45.880 and I can't believe that we do this once a week. 0:01:47.920 --> 0:01:51.360 That's what it says. That's it says. It says, Marie. 0:01:51.400 --> 0:01:54.520 I know we haven't exactly been seeing ida eye lately. Okay, 0:01:54.560 --> 0:01:57.120 so that's basically what I just said. Okay, but I 0:01:57.360 --> 0:01:59.400 just want you to know that everything I've always done 0:01:59.440 --> 0:02:01.560 has always been in the best interest of you and 0:02:01.640 --> 0:02:04.440 the show. I'm so grateful for you both for having 0:02:04.480 --> 0:02:06.960 me included in such a big way. I look forward 0:02:06.960 --> 0:02:09.000 to seeing what's next for you as one of your 0:02:09.040 --> 0:02:14.239 biggest supporters. Happy holidays to you and your family. Love you, Andre, Andre, 0:02:14.360 --> 0:02:17.440 that's what we're calling Andre, no more, Andrew, Andrew, thank 0:02:17.440 --> 0:02:21.359 you so much. Sure we didn't have anything prepared for you. 0:02:21.400 --> 0:02:25.880 WoT expect you to, Okay, but you know, uh, you know, 0:02:26.000 --> 0:02:28.880 the next podcast we have the live show, you'll be 0:02:28.919 --> 0:02:30.360 in there. We'll get you a gift. 0:02:30.400 --> 0:02:31.520 Oh great, thanks. 0:02:31.840 --> 0:02:34.440 The gift is being on the podcast. 0:02:36.560 --> 0:02:38.880 Christmas Happy Cleansers. 0:02:39.360 --> 0:02:44.080 I mean, I mean, how many uh like stalkers and 0:02:44.160 --> 0:02:44.960 fans do you have? 0:02:45.560 --> 0:02:46.080 Oh? 0:02:46.320 --> 0:02:48.520 I just put them all into like a you know 0:02:48.560 --> 0:02:51.120 how like you could have like primary folder for so 0:02:51.400 --> 0:02:52.480 I put them all in general. 0:02:52.560 --> 0:02:54.800 I know you could have a folder. You could have 0:02:54.840 --> 0:02:56.000 folders on Instagram. 0:02:56.160 --> 0:02:58.880 Yeah as well, there's two options. It's primary or in general. 0:02:59.080 --> 0:03:01.160 Yeah, oh I did what. 0:03:01.200 --> 0:03:01.639 So you don't. 0:03:01.680 --> 0:03:04.640 I don't get notifications if a general person responds my 0:03:04.680 --> 0:03:07.880 story or whatever, but I will if primary. 0:03:07.600 --> 0:03:11.760 Does shod shod. Well, everybody is in the same place 0:03:11.760 --> 0:03:13.280 on mine. I think what I'm gonna do with my 0:03:13.320 --> 0:03:18.080 Instagram now is mute everybody. So when I log onto Instagram, 0:03:18.080 --> 0:03:25.120 it's just pictures of me, because it's like, you want 0:03:25.120 --> 0:03:27.239 to be happy for your friends, right You want to 0:03:27.240 --> 0:03:28.799 be happy for people that you know, you want to 0:03:28.800 --> 0:03:31.800 see your like internet cousins, you know, the people that 0:03:31.919 --> 0:03:35.240 like you're friends would on social media thrive. But sometimes 0:03:35.240 --> 0:03:39.440 you'll be like everybody seems to be doing well, but like, 0:03:39.520 --> 0:03:40.680 I don't want to see that right now? 0:03:40.800 --> 0:03:42.560 So that's that's real. 0:03:42.680 --> 0:03:43.800 I like self care. 0:03:43.920 --> 0:03:46.440 It's okay to be like, I'm happy for you, but 0:03:46.480 --> 0:03:48.320 I'm not happy for you. I'm happy for you, but 0:03:48.400 --> 0:03:50.600 I'm also like, I don't I don't need to see 0:03:50.600 --> 0:03:51.280 this right now. 0:03:51.200 --> 0:03:53.240 Right, it's okay, Right, you can just mute them. That's 0:03:53.280 --> 0:03:55.440 what I'm doing. And I think I'm gonna mute everybody 0:03:55.800 --> 0:03:59.240 except myself. Oh so my feet is just gonna be 0:03:59.520 --> 0:04:01.080 me looking at my stuff. Great. 0:04:01.160 --> 0:04:04.240 Yeah, that's smart, because that's really really smart. I mean, 0:04:04.320 --> 0:04:07.640 I've I know that there's like people who I'm really 0:04:07.640 --> 0:04:08.200 cool with. 0:04:08.120 --> 0:04:11.960 I know that they have me muted. So yeah, how 0:04:12.000 --> 0:04:16.320 do you know? You just you think it because they're 0:04:16.360 --> 0:04:18.400 not lacking your stuff. Yeah, they don't like any of 0:04:18.400 --> 0:04:20.880 my stuff. Yes, but some people don't see Like, if 0:04:20.920 --> 0:04:22.440 people don't interact with you at all, if you don't 0:04:22.440 --> 0:04:24.560 interact with somebody, then their posts don't show up on 0:04:24.560 --> 0:04:26.920 your timeline. Say what the way that that's the way 0:04:26.960 --> 0:04:29.520 the algorithm is set up. Okay, So we see each 0:04:29.520 --> 0:04:31.560 other's stuff because we send each other messages and we 0:04:31.680 --> 0:04:32.760 kind on each other stories. 0:04:32.880 --> 0:04:37.120 Yeah, but if like there are hundreds of people, thousands 0:04:37.160 --> 0:04:40.040 of people that don't see your stuff because they're not 0:04:40.120 --> 0:04:41.840 interacting with you, so they're not. 0:04:43.520 --> 0:04:45.520 It's not necessarily that you're muted. They're just not seeing 0:04:45.520 --> 0:04:48.120 your stuff. It's just at the bottom of the list. Yeah, exactly. 0:04:48.520 --> 0:04:51.000 You know they need to bring back the well, that's order. 0:04:51.080 --> 0:04:52.240 That's unacceptable too. 0:04:52.839 --> 0:04:55.880 That was confusing the chronological order because then if you 0:04:56.240 --> 0:04:58.880 if you left the app, then it would like it 0:04:58.880 --> 0:05:00.760 would still show you in kind of order, and it's like, 0:05:00.760 --> 0:05:02.640 then you need to scroll past all the ones they 0:05:02.680 --> 0:05:03.480 already saw before. 0:05:04.360 --> 0:05:06.839 Here. Yes, but that's what I want, really, you want 0:05:06.839 --> 0:05:09.000 it in completely. I want it, and I want to 0:05:09.000 --> 0:05:11.000 be able to see the stuff that the people I 0:05:11.160 --> 0:05:14.159 follow are posting. Now the way Instagram is set up, 0:05:14.200 --> 0:05:17.039 I see stuff that people posted four days ago, and 0:05:17.080 --> 0:05:17.960 I'm not weird. 0:05:18.120 --> 0:05:20.160 Yeah that doesn't make sense, but I. 0:05:20.120 --> 0:05:23.040 Mean stories save the day. So honestly, it's all about 0:05:23.040 --> 0:05:24.080 the stories, it really is. 0:05:24.160 --> 0:05:28.360 I mean that. But honestly, stories is what makes me 0:05:29.120 --> 0:05:32.600 want to mute people. It's not their actual grid because 0:05:32.720 --> 0:05:34.760 I feel like people don't post a lot on there, 0:05:34.800 --> 0:05:38.040 but when it comes to the stories, it's like who 0:05:38.080 --> 0:05:39.120 you are too honest on. 0:05:39.120 --> 0:05:41.880 Here says the person who's the most honest in the 0:05:41.960 --> 0:05:43.000 room on these stories. 0:05:43.279 --> 0:05:45.120 I know I'll be doing too much, but it's fine. 0:05:45.200 --> 0:05:46.400 I mean, the people love it. 0:05:46.880 --> 0:05:48.960 The people who are you're complaining about people love it. 0:05:49.000 --> 0:05:51.720 Two friend, you can't have it both ways. You can't 0:05:51.720 --> 0:05:54.120 be keeping it real and then be mad that other 0:05:54.160 --> 0:05:55.320 people are keeping it real. 0:05:55.600 --> 0:05:58.480 Like well, some of the people who are on the 0:05:58.520 --> 0:06:01.320 inser stories, it's like, are you having a breakdown? Should 0:06:01.360 --> 0:06:03.400 I be worried about you? 0:06:03.520 --> 0:06:05.440 I don't know what am I saying? What are they doing? 0:06:05.680 --> 0:06:08.400 I just feel like if you were talking to the 0:06:08.440 --> 0:06:11.279 camera and then you're crying, you gotta go. 0:06:11.839 --> 0:06:17.080 We'll see that you will be videoing themselves with tears. Yeah, 0:06:17.200 --> 0:06:19.160 and they're like, you know this is honestly. I was 0:06:19.200 --> 0:06:20.880 gonna say something that was too specific. We was going 0:06:20.920 --> 0:06:25.320 to exactly how but like it's okay to be sad 0:06:25.600 --> 0:06:28.839 and not post on social media, Like you can sit 0:06:29.000 --> 0:06:31.800 in that pain for a little bit and then come 0:06:31.800 --> 0:06:33.719 back while you're happy. But I don't know the people 0:06:33.760 --> 0:06:37.359 who be posting them sad, teary filled videos or post 0:06:37.800 --> 0:06:40.000 people like in comment they be getting support and the 0:06:40.000 --> 0:06:40.960 attention that they looking for. 0:06:41.160 --> 0:06:43.040 I feel like that's for close friends. I feel like 0:06:43.080 --> 0:06:45.440 if you're really like upset and you need to vent 0:06:45.480 --> 0:06:46.919 it out whatever, and then you can just put on 0:06:46.960 --> 0:06:47.760 close friends. 0:06:47.560 --> 0:06:48.680 Right, Yeah. 0:06:48.720 --> 0:06:49.960 But I was trying to figure out what my close 0:06:50.000 --> 0:06:55.000 friends was gonna be and I was like no, But 0:06:55.040 --> 0:06:57.120 then like, like my I would want my cousins in there, 0:06:57.320 --> 0:07:00.240 my brother and my sister, and I'm like, do I want? Man, 0:07:00.480 --> 0:07:03.520 it's gotta be a different. But the group chat, Okay, 0:07:03.560 --> 0:07:05.680 our group chat is lit. Let's talk about it. 0:07:05.680 --> 0:07:06.560 It's insane. 0:07:07.040 --> 0:07:09.560 Sydney, Carolina and Amina are in a group chat and 0:07:09.600 --> 0:07:12.840 it is this year or in twenty nineteen. The group 0:07:12.880 --> 0:07:14.760 chat exploded. 0:07:15.080 --> 0:07:17.920 It was too much like blow by blow back to 0:07:18.120 --> 0:07:19.280 back business. 0:07:19.480 --> 0:07:22.280 Oh my god, my new thing is now, I guess 0:07:22.920 --> 0:07:25.400 because this week it happened like three times Carolina will 0:07:25.440 --> 0:07:27.120 FaceTime in the morning and tell me what she did 0:07:27.120 --> 0:07:30.200 the night before, and the other day she was teaching 0:07:30.240 --> 0:07:32.600 me or she was telling me how to give the 0:07:32.600 --> 0:07:36.160 perfect blow job on FaceTime and she wasn't doing it 0:07:36.200 --> 0:07:39.360 to anybody, she was just miming it. And I was like, Sis, 0:07:40.280 --> 0:07:43.160 it's too early in the morning for I still got 0:07:43.200 --> 0:07:45.280 my retainering. You're teaching me how to suck dick. I 0:07:45.280 --> 0:07:47.800 gotta go friend, Like, I'm busy. 0:07:47.560 --> 0:07:49.679 And why is she trying to show you? I feel 0:07:49.680 --> 0:07:51.240 like you think you feel like I know where you 0:07:51.240 --> 0:07:53.440 feel like she don't know. I feel like you ain't 0:07:53.440 --> 0:07:56.000 the one that I'm like worried about. It's like adamant 0:07:56.000 --> 0:07:59.280 about sucking dick. No, ma'am, that's not that's not your vibe. 0:07:59.320 --> 0:08:01.680 That's sis. I'd be like, well, because you know this 0:08:01.720 --> 0:08:03.400 is what it is, you can't do it too well 0:08:03.440 --> 0:08:05.320 because then they don't expect you to do it every time. 0:08:05.600 --> 0:08:07.720 If you do it like a little half assed, then 0:08:07.720 --> 0:08:09.680 they'll be like, I mean, you could do it again 0:08:09.720 --> 0:08:10.400 if you want. 0:08:10.720 --> 0:08:12.640 And also, if you want to suck dick, right, you 0:08:12.640 --> 0:08:13.920 should talk to a gay man. 0:08:14.000 --> 0:08:17.040 Well. She was saying that Parris, her her gay best friend, 0:08:17.560 --> 0:08:19.080 was telling her to do it the way that she 0:08:19.160 --> 0:08:21.640 was showing me. She was like, it's all about the head. 0:08:21.720 --> 0:08:23.880 You gotta put your tongue flat on the. 0:08:24.880 --> 0:08:27.800 That's second hand. That's telephone, bitch. 0:08:29.840 --> 0:08:31.360 Telephone hand telephone. 0:08:31.840 --> 0:08:33.640 I mean, you don't know what he told her. 0:08:33.840 --> 0:08:35.960 You get Paris want me to do. You gotta call 0:08:36.000 --> 0:08:37.960 it this with your head and then you gotta you 0:08:37.960 --> 0:08:39.800 gotta rub you gotta make sure your hand is went 0:08:39.920 --> 0:08:42.240 and rub the I was like, okay, friend, I said, 0:08:42.280 --> 0:08:51.160 I touched it with a dry hand. The driest to ask, okay, stop, 0:08:51.200 --> 0:08:55.560 please stop, please please please stop. You don't have touch 0:08:55.600 --> 0:08:57.160 my dick anymore. I'd be like, oh, are you sure? 0:08:58.240 --> 0:09:01.160 But I really wanted to all fun. 0:09:01.840 --> 0:09:06.920 Why is it so swaft because your hand is so dry? Sorry, 0:09:08.160 --> 0:09:09.760 I got eggs in my palms. 0:09:10.040 --> 0:09:12.559 I think in twenty twenty, you shouldn't have to give 0:09:12.600 --> 0:09:15.760 a blowjob if your heart's not really in it. 0:09:15.840 --> 0:09:17.600 That's always been what it is. 0:09:17.720 --> 0:09:20.280 Yeah, but some people feel like they're obligated, like, oh, 0:09:20.480 --> 0:09:23.800 you know you this is a part of leading up 0:09:23.800 --> 0:09:25.800 to sex, and it's just like we don't have to 0:09:25.800 --> 0:09:29.840 throw that. You can have You can have dinner without apps. 0:09:30.040 --> 0:09:31.280 You could go straight to the entree. 0:09:32.840 --> 0:09:36.559 Okay, come on, bump a sticker. You can have merch. 0:09:36.840 --> 0:09:41.320 We're doing bumper stickers next year. In the New Year. 0:09:41.679 --> 0:09:45.520 You could have entrees but no apps. Yeah. Yeah, but 0:09:45.520 --> 0:09:47.040 don't you love when somebody orders like a bunch of 0:09:47.080 --> 0:09:47.840 apps for the table. 0:09:48.600 --> 0:09:51.000 Yeah, but I hope that it's a friend that knows 0:09:51.000 --> 0:09:52.400 what kind of fucking apps I want. 0:09:52.640 --> 0:09:54.760 It does matter what. Sometimes I don't know. I hate 0:09:54.800 --> 0:09:56.560 reading menus. I just want somebody to be like, oh, 0:09:56.600 --> 0:10:01.240 we'll do the Pate, We'll do the a Bardo or 0:10:01.240 --> 0:10:04.920 whatever like, and those people better put the card down 0:10:05.040 --> 0:10:07.480 for all the apps. Well, that's you better have the 0:10:07.480 --> 0:10:10.559 same energy. The volume of your voice when you're ordering 0:10:10.600 --> 0:10:12.480 those apps for the table is the same way that 0:10:12.520 --> 0:10:15.199 you should put your card down in the book. Yeah, 0:10:15.320 --> 0:10:17.760 that you should have the same level energy when people 0:10:17.800 --> 0:10:18.720 try to reach for the cards. 0:10:18.720 --> 0:10:19.880 Are we in a bad neighborhood? 0:10:19.880 --> 0:10:22.679 Do you hear that the siren? Yeah, nobody listening is 0:10:22.720 --> 0:10:24.559 gonna hear what you just heard. And you do this 0:10:24.720 --> 0:10:26.679 every time we do the podcast. This is the first 0:10:26.720 --> 0:10:28.280 time I heard it. Sydney. No, she used to do 0:10:28.320 --> 0:10:31.479 it at my house. Are we in a bad neighborhood? 0:10:31.679 --> 0:10:33.240 And then we would and she'd be like, whoa girl, 0:10:33.280 --> 0:10:35.440 the sirens is loud, And then we would. 0:10:35.200 --> 0:10:39.760 Listen back and nothing. It's like a ghost. But yeah, 0:10:39.880 --> 0:10:43.800 I think that as you get older, it's just like 0:10:43.840 --> 0:10:45.800 you don't do stuff that you don't want to do anymore. 0:10:45.840 --> 0:10:46.480 That's just it. 0:10:46.480 --> 0:10:47.240 It's beautiful. 0:10:47.280 --> 0:10:50.439 There was so many times where I was just doing 0:10:50.480 --> 0:10:52.800 stuff and I'm like you could tell it. I'm not 0:10:53.000 --> 0:10:57.079 feeling this, but I feel like, hey, it's it's you can't. 0:10:57.360 --> 0:11:00.520 You can't get unless you give, you given the get it, 0:11:00.600 --> 0:11:01.600 it gets gives. 0:11:01.840 --> 0:11:04.840 It's the givers begetting the getter's be giving. 0:11:05.080 --> 0:11:07.320 You can't. You can't be given just to get. But 0:11:07.440 --> 0:11:08.200 that's what we're doing. 0:11:08.960 --> 0:11:11.320 Yeah, but that's what it is to be a nineteen 0:11:11.400 --> 0:11:13.960 year old. They're a twenty one year old. You grow 0:11:14.040 --> 0:11:17.120 up and you'd be like, actually, I'm not doing any 0:11:17.120 --> 0:11:21.200 of these things. Or you say, well, because like okay, 0:11:21.200 --> 0:11:24.560 you know what, tell me wait, why no, because it's 0:11:24.559 --> 0:11:28.600 gonna be too much. What Andrew, how do you feel 0:11:28.600 --> 0:11:33.080 about blowjobs? They're okay giving them or getting them. I 0:11:33.120 --> 0:11:33.560 hear them. 0:11:33.800 --> 0:11:36.520 I'm better at hand jobs than blowjobs. 0:11:36.559 --> 0:11:39.240 What now, that's how do you give a good hand job? 0:11:39.280 --> 0:11:40.400 But a crappy blow jobs? 0:11:41.320 --> 0:11:45.600 That's how soft crappy blowjobs. I'm just saying that hand 0:11:45.679 --> 0:11:47.600 jobs are better for me. 0:11:49.040 --> 0:11:50.440 Andrew, I'm not. 0:11:50.520 --> 0:11:53.480 I don't coordinate well, I just well, also, i'm not 0:11:53.559 --> 0:11:55.880 with penis anymore. But when I was doing it, you 0:11:55.880 --> 0:11:58.520 could tell it's just like do you dance like how 0:11:58.559 --> 0:12:00.760 you give hand jobs? Because it's like off b and 0:12:01.840 --> 0:12:04.560 shaky and just it's a mess. 0:12:04.360 --> 0:12:09.800 You're giving him, Michael J. Fox? Hand? Wow? Is he 0:12:09.880 --> 0:12:14.840 still alive? Michael J. Fox? Did he pass away? Shot? No, 0:12:14.920 --> 0:12:17.240 it's not shot. I'm asking is he alive? I know 0:12:17.320 --> 0:12:21.320 Muhammad Ali died, but and he has, he has. He 0:12:21.360 --> 0:12:24.200 had the same thing as Parkinson's. That's what it's called. 0:12:24.480 --> 0:12:25.440 What do you call it, Michael J. 0:12:25.600 --> 0:12:26.640 Fox? Bitch shod? 0:12:29.360 --> 0:12:31.240 Because if I just said Parkinsons, would y'all have known 0:12:31.240 --> 0:12:37.680 what I was talking about. Yeah, Parkinson's hand job? Yes, Andrew, 0:12:37.880 --> 0:12:38.440 it's loading. 0:12:38.760 --> 0:12:43.720 Sorry Marie, when's the last time you gave one? What 0:12:43.920 --> 0:12:44.520 a hand job? 0:12:44.600 --> 0:12:57.880 Yeah? Dude, Michael J. Fox is fifty old. Okay, ah, 0:12:58.320 --> 0:12:59.800 little little guys. 0:12:59.600 --> 0:13:02.000 Stop mean we love a short king. 0:13:02.200 --> 0:13:06.200 No, I'm five four, but his wife is he's married. 0:13:06.200 --> 0:13:09.640 His wife must be four eleven because men who are 0:13:09.679 --> 0:13:11.440 that short should be with women. 0:13:11.200 --> 0:13:14.680 Who are short than Tracy. Tracy is five six. 0:13:15.840 --> 0:13:17.600 You better do it. He'd be standing on his back 0:13:17.640 --> 0:13:21.959 to the future money. 0:13:22.400 --> 0:13:29.959 I love it, dick? Uh what don't deflect? Oh uh? 0:13:30.040 --> 0:13:32.120 Like not this past Sunday, but the Sunday before. 0:13:32.679 --> 0:13:33.400 Did you like it? 0:13:33.640 --> 0:13:38.880 I mean he didn't like it. My hand was dry, 0:13:39.040 --> 0:13:41.840 and I was like walking my angaw was me walking 0:13:41.840 --> 0:13:46.440 with my two fingers, like do do do? Do? Just 0:13:46.480 --> 0:13:51.240 like walking anyway. You're such a kid. Uh No, I'm 0:13:51.240 --> 0:13:52.840 a grown up that doesn't want to do stuff, so 0:13:52.840 --> 0:13:53.520 I won't do it. 0:13:53.840 --> 0:13:54.440 Uh. 0:13:54.559 --> 0:14:01.560 I'm not gonna throw a tantrum though, well did he ask? No? No, 0:14:01.679 --> 0:14:04.360 he didn't ask. Well, because sometimes you start having sex 0:14:04.400 --> 0:14:06.520 and then you like stop. You know what I mean, 0:14:06.520 --> 0:14:08.520 you start, you stop, you start, you stop? 0:14:09.320 --> 0:14:11.920 You know, yeah, bitch, that's called rounds, and that's what 0:14:11.960 --> 0:14:12.480 you be doing. 0:14:12.600 --> 0:14:15.480 No, it's not. It's not start and finish. It's like 0:14:15.559 --> 0:14:18.560 you do it and then you're like, whoa, you fall off, 0:14:18.640 --> 0:14:19.960 You fall off a little bit. You be like let 0:14:20.000 --> 0:14:22.240 me lay down, let me get my strength, let me 0:14:22.240 --> 0:14:26.000 get some waters. If it's the first, don't succeed, that's 0:14:26.040 --> 0:14:29.760 not But that's not round. The round is like finished round. 0:14:29.760 --> 0:14:33.560 It is finished fully and then like maybe like dose 0:14:33.720 --> 0:14:35.800 off for a second and like come back and then 0:14:35.960 --> 0:14:39.160 do it again and then finish and then do it again. 0:14:39.200 --> 0:14:42.760 But that's a lot of work. These dudes with their endurance, 0:14:43.600 --> 0:14:45.440 they eating keen wop bowls down. 0:14:45.800 --> 0:14:49.360 The sex is too long, I say, ebowl say ebowl, 0:14:49.440 --> 0:14:53.560 like they doing a lot, and it's just like, why 0:14:53.560 --> 0:14:56.200 does sex have to be that long? It just doesn't. 0:14:56.280 --> 0:14:59.200 It's unless you're on Molly. It's like twenty minutes tops. 0:14:59.360 --> 0:15:03.160 Twenty minutes. Well, I mean that's well, you're only doing 0:15:03.160 --> 0:15:05.920 the entree, Okay, you only doing you're doing desserts this, 0:15:07.320 --> 0:15:08.440 you're not doing apps or. 0:15:09.280 --> 0:15:17.840 I'm going straight to drop the check please. I mean, 0:15:18.200 --> 0:15:22.480 I don't know. I just feel like I don't want 0:15:22.480 --> 0:15:25.880 to do nothing unless I want to do it. And 0:15:25.920 --> 0:15:29.120 that's tough because when you're with somebody else and they 0:15:29.760 --> 0:15:34.480 feeling hornies, it's like your duty to just rub one 0:15:34.480 --> 0:15:35.000 out for them. 0:15:35.200 --> 0:15:38.640 Mm hmmm, Sidney, I think you haven't learned that no 0:15:38.720 --> 0:15:39.080 means no. 0:15:40.000 --> 0:15:42.800 I mean now I've been known that no means no, 0:15:42.960 --> 0:15:45.560 because you know how I get down, you'd be like 0:15:45.680 --> 0:15:48.680 not tonight, I just be like, I'm depressed. 0:15:48.720 --> 0:15:49.720 You know how that goes. 0:15:51.560 --> 0:15:55.040 Is dry depression sham wild the ship out of my couch. 0:15:55.440 --> 0:15:56.480 That's what I say. 0:15:56.600 --> 0:15:58.800 I tell him, I'm honest, I'm like touching there. 0:16:00.040 --> 0:16:04.400 Of that what depression sham the hell out of my That's. 0:16:04.240 --> 0:16:07.640 A keychain, that's not that's a key chain. That's a 0:16:07.680 --> 0:16:08.400 long key chain. 0:16:08.520 --> 0:16:13.600 That's a banner, that's a David banner. And so wait, 0:16:13.680 --> 0:16:16.000 didn't you hook up with some money recently? I did, 0:16:16.160 --> 0:16:17.840 and we didn't get to chat about it. What's up? 0:16:18.040 --> 0:16:22.880 Oh yeah, where are you meeting people these days? On grinder? Okay? Now, 0:16:22.920 --> 0:16:25.760 are you looking for a relationship in the new year? 0:16:26.440 --> 0:16:28.920 For the new year? Sure, the city, don't be answering 0:16:29.000 --> 0:16:31.760 for him. It's like he's you know, Andrew, seems like 0:16:31.800 --> 0:16:33.400 he's relationship. 0:16:32.760 --> 0:16:35.960 Oriented to me, I am, yes, that's least energy that 0:16:36.040 --> 0:16:41.360 you have here, like insane, truly forty one I. 0:16:41.440 --> 0:16:46.160 Mean forty one. Oh oh, let me see okay, Andrew. 0:16:46.320 --> 0:16:48.000 I know I thought it was being catfished. 0:16:49.440 --> 0:16:49.880 Let me see. 0:16:50.400 --> 0:16:52.080 What are you scrolling through? I just want to see 0:16:52.080 --> 0:16:52.600 the butchers. 0:16:53.160 --> 0:16:56.320 There's another one next to it, Andrews. But what did 0:16:56.320 --> 0:16:56.720 you actually? 0:16:58.280 --> 0:17:00.000 I think that was your but If it wasn't you 0:17:00.600 --> 0:17:01.280 Squat's friend? 0:17:02.600 --> 0:17:02.800 Right? 0:17:03.640 --> 0:17:05.480 Okay? But the guy are you ready? 0:17:05.560 --> 0:17:07.560 Okay? But this picture is like he's a. 0:17:07.520 --> 0:17:10.639 Little a little cuckoo. I agree, Yeah, yeah, he got 0:17:10.680 --> 0:17:11.639 crazy eyes in that photo. 0:17:11.720 --> 0:17:11.920 Yeah. 0:17:11.960 --> 0:17:14.440 His apartment Okay, up. 0:17:14.400 --> 0:17:16.320 To his apartment, there are. 0:17:19.880 --> 0:17:24.920 Stack six pairs of shoes outside of his apartment. I 0:17:24.960 --> 0:17:27.280 thought there might be like six people in that apartment. 0:17:27.280 --> 0:17:28.440 I was terrified. 0:17:28.680 --> 0:17:31.479 Okay, they walked in. Wait, what neighborhood are we in? 0:17:32.040 --> 0:17:37.040 It's Prospect Park right around here. Okay, okay, really yeah, 0:17:37.160 --> 0:17:41.040 right next to the train. Really nice building. But then 0:17:41.080 --> 0:17:44.280 I walk into the apartment. It's filled with boxes. There's 0:17:44.320 --> 0:17:46.600 like nothing unpacked. He's living out of boxes. I'm like, oh, 0:17:46.600 --> 0:17:48.000 did you just move here? And he said no, I've 0:17:48.040 --> 0:17:49.280 been here for four months. 0:17:49.359 --> 0:17:52.080 I can't believe he said that. Well, hold on, I've moved, 0:17:52.240 --> 0:17:54.879 and let's talk about that. I moved and my stuff 0:17:54.960 --> 0:17:58.520 is you know, how to put a dresser together vanity? 0:17:58.880 --> 0:18:01.879 Well, you were talking about what is it the service 0:18:01.920 --> 0:18:03.600 that comes over and does it task rabbit? 0:18:04.160 --> 0:18:07.760 And Andrew said, that's Andrew said, His answer is we 0:18:07.760 --> 0:18:14.840 were talking about test Rabbit. Yeah, can you do you 0:18:14.880 --> 0:18:17.720 have test Rabbit listeners? If you want to come through 0:18:17.920 --> 0:18:21.120 to East New York and put together my vanity which 0:18:21.160 --> 0:18:24.119 I got and addresser, you know, I'll hit you all 0:18:24.160 --> 0:18:26.800 off with some money. Yeah, we got these eight hundred 0:18:26.800 --> 0:18:27.560 dollars give cars they and. 0:18:27.600 --> 0:18:29.399 You just gave us. 0:18:29.640 --> 0:18:33.080 But yeah, four months, but it's four months. He literally, 0:18:33.119 --> 0:18:35.160 I swear to god, he said, I've just been really 0:18:35.160 --> 0:18:36.399 busy with jury duty. 0:18:37.520 --> 0:18:42.359 And I was like, okaye on the Weinstein case, Jerry, 0:18:42.600 --> 0:18:46.200 are you part of that for four months? For four months? Well, 0:18:46.240 --> 0:18:49.080 what was unpacked was the couch out there's he had. 0:18:49.359 --> 0:18:51.560 Literally the only piece of furniture that he had was 0:18:51.800 --> 0:18:54.800 a mattress on, like the cheapest pat frame. 0:18:55.440 --> 0:18:59.000 That's scary and he's forty one. Are you going through 0:18:59.040 --> 0:19:00.480 a divorce? Did he? 0:19:00.680 --> 0:19:04.240 Did he lose everything because he had all the boxes. 0:19:03.920 --> 0:19:06.720 But also he just had coins all over his floor, 0:19:06.760 --> 0:19:09.360 which I thought was the most interesting, like money, coins, 0:19:09.520 --> 0:19:11.520 just coins everywhere all over that apartment. 0:19:11.520 --> 0:19:17.840 Okay, like quarters and it was just like this, this 0:19:17.960 --> 0:19:18.439 is wild. 0:19:18.560 --> 0:19:21.040 It's like someone poured like a piggy bang all over. 0:19:21.119 --> 0:19:23.560 Okay, man, you get about being poured all over? Did 0:19:23.600 --> 0:19:27.640 you let? Did y'all have sex? Yeah, I'm saying you say, 0:19:27.680 --> 0:19:30.439 saw the picture? You saying is all he's a hoarder 0:19:30.520 --> 0:19:30.920 or whatever? 0:19:31.280 --> 0:19:32.440 You were all judgmentally. 0:19:33.040 --> 0:19:34.760 He still had plants, which you know he was like 0:19:34.880 --> 0:19:37.280 responsible for a plant. 0:19:37.359 --> 0:19:40.160 Was a little bit with the succulents. Was it an al? 0:19:41.840 --> 0:19:44.760 Hey, guys, if you walk into a man's apartment and 0:19:44.760 --> 0:19:47.440 it's a mess, but he has plants. He knows how 0:19:47.440 --> 0:19:48.160 to take care of things. 0:19:48.160 --> 0:19:50.600 Well, Andrew said, the plants wasn't dead, so that's he 0:19:50.880 --> 0:19:52.680 was taking care of those. He was And did he 0:19:52.760 --> 0:19:53.400 take care of you? 0:19:54.080 --> 0:19:57.320 I I took care of him really because the first 0:19:57.359 --> 0:19:59.359 time I A ass. 0:19:59.600 --> 0:20:04.720 You ate you ate as you ate ass on the 0:20:04.800 --> 0:20:07.880 record corners, nickels. 0:20:07.480 --> 0:20:12.800 And dimes, ass, lions, tigers and eggs. So we're not 0:20:12.960 --> 0:20:17.840 we're doing apps and ass today exactly. Yes, wow, as 0:20:18.040 --> 0:20:19.600 at the. 0:20:19.560 --> 0:20:24.920 Title, and we eaten ass. 0:20:26.200 --> 0:20:27.399 But yeah, it was fine. 0:20:28.080 --> 0:20:31.320 His dick was gigantic, but like like one of those 0:20:31.640 --> 0:20:33.479 crazy curves for no reason. 0:20:33.600 --> 0:20:36.040 You've seen a curvy dick like curve what do you 0:20:36.080 --> 0:20:37.080 mean crazy curve like in. 0:20:37.080 --> 0:20:41.440 Half like like like uh like to the left left. 0:20:41.640 --> 0:20:44.080 Yeah, I've never seen. I've only ever seen like the 0:20:44.160 --> 0:20:46.720 straight dicks, and I've never seen a curve. 0:20:46.960 --> 0:20:48.600 And it's like taking a detour. 0:20:48.640 --> 0:20:51.040 Will that be like, gentle, I'm gonna go this way. 0:20:51.280 --> 0:20:51.480 Yeah. 0:20:51.800 --> 0:20:54.679 I can't even imagine putting that like in your body 0:20:54.680 --> 0:20:57.399 in that way. So he didn't have sex, Oh, you 0:20:57.440 --> 0:20:59.080 can handle it. I was like, I don't want to 0:20:59.119 --> 0:21:00.080 do that. 0:20:59.760 --> 0:21:02.439 But that's what that's what we're here for. Friend. No, 0:21:02.640 --> 0:21:03.360 we can do we. 0:21:03.320 --> 0:21:07.480 Can do the apps, the apps, right, we don't need 0:21:07.480 --> 0:21:07.960 the full. 0:21:08.280 --> 0:21:10.200 I have a little brata, you know, I have a 0:21:11.400 --> 0:21:12.719 break plate and whatnot. 0:21:13.000 --> 0:21:13.720 But it was fine. 0:21:13.720 --> 0:21:15.479 And then we went to go to dinner and then 0:21:15.480 --> 0:21:16.000 we went to go. 0:21:15.960 --> 0:21:19.320 See wait wait wait wait wait and had apps. 0:21:20.240 --> 0:21:22.560 Yeah, we're not eating before I eat him out. 0:21:23.440 --> 0:21:30.119 Yo. That's the episode is as first apps later, So 0:21:30.200 --> 0:21:34.640 you merch, that's merch. I'm just like, so now I'm 0:21:34.640 --> 0:21:36.520 sitting across from you eat Wait where did he take 0:21:36.520 --> 0:21:40.640 you somewhere? Nice? Uh? The gag y'all went to shake 0:21:40.960 --> 0:21:44.320 went to the gag was they. 0:21:44.200 --> 0:21:48.640 Bought the tickets to the the movie, and so when 0:21:48.680 --> 0:21:51.720 the check came at the end, he just like didn't 0:21:51.720 --> 0:21:53.480 do anything. So I just like put my card down 0:21:53.880 --> 0:21:56.040 and I was like, I feel fucking dumb. 0:21:56.080 --> 0:21:57.520 Right, why he paid for the movie? 0:21:57.720 --> 0:22:00.480 But I don't know when there's that considerable that edge, 0:22:01.000 --> 0:22:04.000 what do you think You're like, You're like. 0:22:04.000 --> 0:22:06.760 You're the daddy. You're looking for daddy, right. 0:22:06.359 --> 0:22:08.119 He said, whenever you're in my house, do you know 0:22:08.160 --> 0:22:13.000 what I'm dealing with? Picked up some of that change 0:22:13.840 --> 0:22:16.320 these are t ain't got the. 0:22:16.240 --> 0:22:19.440 Furniture, Andrew, this is what you do. Next time that happens. 0:22:19.480 --> 0:22:22.239 They drop the check. He don't even reach for it. 0:22:22.320 --> 0:22:25.159 You don't reach for it. You say to him, do 0:22:25.240 --> 0:22:28.280 you do you want to split this if you're gonna, 0:22:28.320 --> 0:22:31.000 if that's what you feel like is gonna happen, because 0:22:31.240 --> 0:22:34.679 putting your card down and not saying anything is fully 0:22:34.720 --> 0:22:38.119 problematic in that. Like I mean for me, I mean 0:22:38.119 --> 0:22:40.280 I wouldn't. I don't leave my house in your card anyway. 0:22:40.320 --> 0:22:41.040 You know what that means? 0:22:41.840 --> 0:22:42.560 What does that mean? 0:22:42.720 --> 0:22:43.280 You didn't really? 0:22:43.440 --> 0:22:48.400 He asked, Well, no, he enjoyed it. He was, Yes, 0:22:48.560 --> 0:22:53.840 he showed how he was rock hard the entire time. 0:22:54.119 --> 0:22:55.240 Nah, you know how you should. 0:22:56.320 --> 0:22:58.320 Yes, he came. We both came. 0:22:58.440 --> 0:22:59.640 You gotta pay for everything? 0:23:01.160 --> 0:23:04.640 That's my movie, did Jesse? We went to go see 0:23:04.640 --> 0:23:06.399 the movie that Sydney spoiled. 0:23:06.640 --> 0:23:12.560 To wait so you hold up yo, you hate and 0:23:12.600 --> 0:23:15.560 then went to see Queensland that he paid for, and 0:23:15.840 --> 0:23:17.359 then you bought him food. 0:23:17.520 --> 0:23:19.360 Well that's what makes sense. He's like, well, you saw 0:23:19.400 --> 0:23:22.280 a black trauma. Now you have to pay for this food. Yeah, 0:23:22.440 --> 0:23:23.760 now you got to pay for black Boy Joy. 0:23:23.880 --> 0:23:26.399 Yeah, I can tell that he was uncomfortable after the 0:23:26.440 --> 0:23:28.679 movie ended because it was like, Oh, I don't know 0:23:28.680 --> 0:23:31.920 how to talk to this like white kid that's much 0:23:31.960 --> 0:23:32.560 younger than me. 0:23:32.600 --> 0:23:38.600 About that, well, white kid before the movie? Did he 0:23:38.720 --> 0:23:40.879 not know what the movie was fucking about? 0:23:41.680 --> 0:23:43.479 I don't. I don't know what I mean. I really 0:23:43.520 --> 0:23:45.000 went into it and not knowing what it was about either. 0:23:45.160 --> 0:23:48.320 Yeah, honestly, I mean I would win with nobody white though, 0:23:48.359 --> 0:23:50.400 I'll tell you that much, no offense. I love y'all, 0:23:51.400 --> 0:23:54.639 y'all know, there's just some things that I want to 0:23:54.720 --> 0:23:56.960 keep for me and you know, the people who look 0:23:57.000 --> 0:23:57.159 like me. 0:23:57.240 --> 0:24:00.560 It's no shod, no shod, no shot. 0:24:00.800 --> 0:24:04.760 But a nighthawk cinema with the food that comes out. 0:24:04.920 --> 0:24:08.439 So that's the Alama Alama, like the same premise. 0:24:08.480 --> 0:24:10.560 I think it's called it's like a theater that they 0:24:10.640 --> 0:24:14.040 you can order foods but drinks and were y'all in 0:24:14.080 --> 0:24:14.560 New Jersey. 0:24:14.720 --> 0:24:15.600 I've never heard of that one. 0:24:15.760 --> 0:24:18.199 No, it's right around here. Yes, Sydney, don't do that. 0:24:18.359 --> 0:24:21.080 Okay, Sorry, Okay, I'm being rude. 0:24:21.200 --> 0:24:25.520 She's like, wow, okay, yeah he paid for that. 0:24:25.800 --> 0:24:28.160 So but you guys got drinks at the movies. Yes, 0:24:28.240 --> 0:24:30.080 So he spent like fifty dollars at the movie. 0:24:29.840 --> 0:24:32.680 Theaters easy, and I spent fifty dollars at dinner. 0:24:32.760 --> 0:24:34.240 Okay, so yeah I went Dutch. 0:24:34.359 --> 0:24:37.159 Okay, well there you go. I don't know. Yeah, whoa, 0:24:37.480 --> 0:24:41.040 maybe it start dating people who are not super rich. 0:24:41.160 --> 0:24:44.080 I'm sorry you went to his house, got no couch? 0:24:44.119 --> 0:24:47.040 What do you expect if I'm buying you? If I'm 0:24:47.040 --> 0:24:49.280 paying for everything and I ain't got no couch, you 0:24:49.280 --> 0:24:52.879 should not want to fuck with me. Yeah, so y'all 0:24:52.920 --> 0:24:54.960 did the date backwards? I love that. 0:24:55.440 --> 0:24:58.159 Oh yeah, that's why you sort of have to do it. 0:24:58.160 --> 0:25:00.760 You can't have dinner if you're like a gay couple. 0:25:01.240 --> 0:25:01.520 First. 0:25:02.480 --> 0:25:07.160 Okay, well you ate before the movie, so yeah, because 0:25:07.400 --> 0:25:08.760 I was hungry, you ate? 0:25:10.520 --> 0:25:14.320 You didn't get full of that. I saw the cakes. 0:25:15.800 --> 0:25:21.840 They looked full to me, look like thanksgivin Danna, beans. 0:25:21.480 --> 0:25:29.640 Greens, tomatoes, potatoes, beans, greens. Well, he's high, he's high high. 0:25:29.800 --> 0:25:31.080 So what do you want to do? Do you want 0:25:31.080 --> 0:25:33.600 to move forward? Or are you feeling like, I don't. 0:25:33.440 --> 0:25:36.320 Know, he's just a little he's a little strange. 0:25:36.680 --> 0:25:36.919 You know. 0:25:37.600 --> 0:25:40.880 It was a strange, just like a little like socially awkward. 0:25:41.400 --> 0:25:43.520 You know. So after the movie he didn't really have 0:25:43.520 --> 0:25:45.840 anything to say. And yeah, I mean like yeah, and 0:25:45.880 --> 0:25:46.520 I know you started. 0:25:46.800 --> 0:25:48.600 It was like, okay, I'm going to take responsibility to 0:25:48.680 --> 0:25:50.800 lead this conversation with him, you know, and I just 0:25:50.840 --> 0:25:53.879 started like throwing things at him. I was the one talking. 0:25:53.960 --> 0:25:56.119 You know, you initiated the conversation after. 0:25:56.359 --> 0:25:58.840 Yeah, because I was like, you're not talking about anything, 0:25:59.040 --> 0:26:01.280 so here's just telling you about my week. 0:26:01.520 --> 0:26:03.680 Well he was like he felt weird because y'all saw 0:26:03.680 --> 0:26:04.080 the movie. 0:26:04.119 --> 0:26:05.520 And he was like, what we no, no, no, this was 0:26:05.920 --> 0:26:07.680 before the movie. I thought you were asking about at 0:26:07.680 --> 0:26:10.200 dinner after the movie. We just it was late because 0:26:10.200 --> 0:26:14.200 he got a ten thirty showing, very like, what's a showing? 0:26:14.240 --> 0:26:14.840 What does he do? 0:26:15.240 --> 0:26:15.320 Oh? 0:26:15.359 --> 0:26:16.240 What is he? Uh? 0:26:16.320 --> 0:26:19.680 He he said that he plans like the New York 0:26:19.720 --> 0:26:21.480 City Marathon. He works for that company. 0:26:21.720 --> 0:26:26.320 Ah, okay, well he need to play an unpopped unpack 0:26:26.359 --> 0:26:30.840 them boxes. But so the order was him you at 0:26:30.880 --> 0:26:32.919 his house and we talked a little bit. 0:26:33.119 --> 0:26:33.680 Not a lot. 0:26:33.760 --> 0:26:38.800 It was it awkward. Then okay, he said, you weren't there. 0:26:39.600 --> 0:26:42.320 You don't even know we were you counting our words? 0:26:42.600 --> 0:26:44.239 I mean we were already on the bed because that's 0:26:44.240 --> 0:26:45.560 the only furniture that he has. 0:26:46.040 --> 0:26:49.000 Set all those boxes, wasn't i Lujiah. 0:26:49.880 --> 0:26:52.480 It's like, yeah, this is my couch bed over here. 0:26:53.200 --> 0:26:57.119 He's like, take your clothes off. You have bed, so 0:26:57.240 --> 0:26:59.080 you canda have your outside clothes on my bed. So 0:26:59.160 --> 0:26:59.960 take everything off. 0:27:01.000 --> 0:27:03.000 That's hot. So you talked a little bit. Was it 0:27:03.080 --> 0:27:06.200 was he social socially awkward at the house, Not as 0:27:06.280 --> 0:27:08.520 much now because he knew some sex was about to 0:27:08.520 --> 0:27:08.880 go down. 0:27:08.920 --> 0:27:09.359 Yea, he was. 0:27:09.440 --> 0:27:10.600 He was like a nerd. 0:27:10.760 --> 0:27:12.640 He there's like there was some things that I could 0:27:12.640 --> 0:27:15.400 talk to him about, like like nerdy stuff like TV. 0:27:15.240 --> 0:27:15.800 Star Wars. 0:27:16.320 --> 0:27:20.800 I'm not into Star Wars, but you know, yes, star Wars, 0:27:21.160 --> 0:27:26.600 video video games, Dragon ball z Yo. Sydney said, star Wars, 0:27:27.640 --> 0:27:29.440 and then you guys went to dinner and then you 0:27:29.440 --> 0:27:34.239 went to the movies. Yes, that's correct. M okay. We 0:27:34.280 --> 0:27:36.639 took the bus to the bus. 0:27:36.840 --> 0:27:39.040 Whoa, that's that got my dick. 0:27:39.520 --> 0:27:42.439 That's why he got all that change on the floor. 0:27:42.480 --> 0:27:47.920 That's his bus fare. My dick is flasted. You said, bus. 0:27:50.320 --> 0:27:52.400 What bus was it? I have no clue. 0:27:55.080 --> 0:27:59.439 Given you. I'm already seven months in a relationship. 0:27:59.560 --> 0:28:03.840 They took the Polar Express to the Queen and Slim. 0:28:04.000 --> 0:28:06.520 You know, people throw shade at the bus. But since 0:28:06.560 --> 0:28:08.720 I've moved into this new neighborhood, I like taking the bus. 0:28:08.760 --> 0:28:10.360 No, no, no, no, I too. 0:28:10.480 --> 0:28:12.080 I'd be taking the bus more than I take the train. 0:28:12.119 --> 0:28:13.800 Now sometimes I like the bus. 0:28:14.160 --> 0:28:15.040 I like sitting there. 0:28:15.119 --> 0:28:16.359 And just when was the last time you were on 0:28:16.400 --> 0:28:16.880 the bus? Friend? 0:28:17.640 --> 0:28:22.639 Okay, actually, I think like a month ago I was 0:28:22.720 --> 0:28:23.720 on the bus with somebody else. 0:28:24.160 --> 0:28:24.520 Mm hmm. 0:28:24.840 --> 0:28:27.720 I wasn't by myself. They had to fight me because 0:28:28.200 --> 0:28:30.760 you know, I don't take the bus or the train. 0:28:32.160 --> 0:28:36.040 Or walk Sidney. Can we talk about you saving money 0:28:36.160 --> 0:28:39.479 in the new year? My god, No, you don't talk 0:28:39.480 --> 0:28:40.880 about that. I know I do. I do. 0:28:41.160 --> 0:28:42.880 I'm getting I'm getting my teeth done. 0:28:43.080 --> 0:28:47.400 So it was saving money. That's spending money, friends, I know. 0:28:47.560 --> 0:28:50.000 Well, I had to talk up top. I work just 0:28:50.160 --> 0:28:51.280 like Andrew in a date. 0:28:51.840 --> 0:28:53.600 As ass dinner movie. 0:28:53.720 --> 0:28:56.360 Yeah backwards, I'll tell you what I'm about to spend 0:28:56.600 --> 0:29:02.240 the money. I'm gonna say, Yeah, I'm gonna get my teeth. 0:29:02.280 --> 0:29:05.120 I need to book something like serious quick fast. 0:29:05.160 --> 0:29:06.680 You're get your teeth fixed? How much do you think 0:29:06.680 --> 0:29:07.440 that's gonna cost. 0:29:09.000 --> 0:29:11.440 Thousands of dollars. Oh no, I'm about to use all 0:29:11.520 --> 0:29:12.480 that J Crew money. 0:29:13.360 --> 0:29:16.280 Weren't you like set up with Sandy's husband? 0:29:16.400 --> 0:29:17.440 Okay, you remember that. 0:29:18.160 --> 0:29:20.280 I'm gonna go back to but I told her, yeah, 0:29:20.720 --> 0:29:22.040 a year ago, I'm gonna go back to him. But 0:29:22.080 --> 0:29:23.680 I'm like, I'm gonna have money, and I'm like, no, 0:29:23.960 --> 0:29:26.760 like charge me. You know obviously if you don't want 0:29:26.760 --> 0:29:29.000 to charge me, like everything, but charge me, I'm like, 0:29:29.080 --> 0:29:31.200 I want to pay. I'm a client. 0:29:31.720 --> 0:29:33.280 I haven't been did the dentist in a while. Should 0:29:33.280 --> 0:29:35.920 go to Sandy's husband too and be like, what twelve 0:29:35.960 --> 0:29:36.600 dollars with me? Is that? 0:29:36.640 --> 0:29:36.880 Okay? 0:29:37.240 --> 0:29:39.720 No, probably not. I can cover this cleaning. 0:29:40.000 --> 0:29:42.560 Keith deserves all of it. He's great. Teeth by Keith. 0:29:42.640 --> 0:29:45.160 Y'all need to go by Keith so funny. That's like 0:29:45.240 --> 0:29:51.560 those Instagram like uh wig like Tokyo styles, Wig Bye Walters. 0:29:51.240 --> 0:29:52.680 Yeah, wig my Walters. 0:29:53.280 --> 0:29:57.280 I would beat that wig by Walters. People be hashtagging 0:29:57.400 --> 0:30:01.320 like they're like face beat by more or whatever, like 0:30:01.640 --> 0:30:02.400 teeth by Teith. 0:30:02.720 --> 0:30:06.120 Wow, teeth by Keith amazing? Okay, and he's in Gramercy 0:30:06.240 --> 0:30:10.640 Park so exclusive. He's dope expensive. The office is real cute. 0:30:10.960 --> 0:30:13.600 It's like appointments, only you can't just pull up. 0:30:13.840 --> 0:30:16.080 I feel like that's what it is at most doctor's offices. 0:30:16.160 --> 0:30:19.560 Do oh is it? I don't know. I also haven't 0:30:19.600 --> 0:30:21.600 been the Dundas in so long. I need to go. 0:30:21.680 --> 0:30:23.200 I want to get like my teeth cleaned, and I 0:30:23.240 --> 0:30:25.480 feel like I need to make sure that you know, 0:30:25.640 --> 0:30:26.720 I ain't got no cavities. 0:30:28.160 --> 0:30:29.920 Yeah, I just want to like I want to replace 0:30:29.960 --> 0:30:32.280 the tooth, get my teeth real straight. You know what 0:30:32.280 --> 0:30:34.480 I'm saying, because that's what it is. It's like I'll 0:30:34.520 --> 0:30:36.320 be looking at myself taped and I'm like, you know what, 0:30:36.800 --> 0:30:39.520 you know, it's fucking his hold up me not acting 0:30:39.600 --> 0:30:41.560 well and fucked up teeth, Like I need to have 0:30:42.040 --> 0:30:44.160 at least something going well. Ye, your teeth are not 0:30:44.240 --> 0:30:47.200 fed up though they the acting is so bad that 0:30:47.320 --> 0:30:50.760 you're looking at my teeth. That's what That's what it is. 0:30:51.040 --> 0:30:53.560 At your TV teeth, Look at your Hollywood teeth. Next 0:30:53.600 --> 0:30:54.760 year in the new year. 0:30:54.800 --> 0:30:56.680 Obviously, I'm not gonna get the chick lits, but I'm 0:30:56.680 --> 0:30:57.640 gonna get a visiline. 0:30:58.160 --> 0:31:02.240 Some like actresses that have like really fun up teeth, well, 0:31:02.320 --> 0:31:06.560 like Demi Levado, Demi Levado. She had a gap for 0:31:06.560 --> 0:31:08.520 a while, but then she got it fixed. Krsen Duns 0:31:08.560 --> 0:31:09.880 also had bad teeth for a while. 0:31:10.000 --> 0:31:12.280 Yeah, well they all start that's the city. They all 0:31:12.320 --> 0:31:13.200 start out with bad teeth. 0:31:13.280 --> 0:31:15.320 Yeah, but this is twenty nineteen. They don't do that. 0:31:15.440 --> 0:31:16.320 That's for the nineties. 0:31:16.400 --> 0:31:18.560 But they were famous before they got their teeth fixed. 0:31:18.920 --> 0:31:21.160 Yeah, but I mean, that's the nineties. You don't do 0:31:21.200 --> 0:31:22.360 that anymore. You got to already be. 0:31:22.360 --> 0:31:25.520 Saying about the nineties. Jami Levado is definitely not the dainty. 0:31:25.560 --> 0:31:26.480 But what her teeth look like. 0:31:26.760 --> 0:31:28.120 She had just a giant gap and then. 0:31:28.080 --> 0:31:31.120 She that doesn't count. I'm talking about fucked up like spaces. 0:31:31.920 --> 0:31:34.040 That's what a gap is looking like. 0:31:34.120 --> 0:31:37.600 Jacket gap is a space, I mean, but like, is 0:31:37.680 --> 0:31:38.520 it just the front one? 0:31:38.680 --> 0:31:39.400 That's just the front? 0:31:39.720 --> 0:31:42.640 Yeah, that's fine. I have spaces on the side. Oh yeah, 0:31:42.720 --> 0:31:45.280 you can fucking you can put a whole train through. 0:31:45.440 --> 0:31:48.320 But no it yes, Sidney, the side is not. The 0:31:48.720 --> 0:31:50.960 biggest gap is the one in the middle, in the front. 0:31:51.320 --> 0:31:54.120 But that's like that could be like interpret as like 0:31:54.200 --> 0:31:58.920 a model. It's alt, it's interesting. It gives you character. 0:31:59.800 --> 0:32:01.160 I had a big ass gap in the front. And 0:32:01.200 --> 0:32:03.680 that's why I got racist. Who imagine me with the 0:32:03.760 --> 0:32:04.440 gap right now? 0:32:05.400 --> 0:32:09.560 I see it is so big. I think it would 0:32:09.560 --> 0:32:10.240 make you look older. 0:32:10.960 --> 0:32:12.880 It looks like my mom. My mom is a gap. 0:32:12.960 --> 0:32:13.400 She loves it. 0:32:14.120 --> 0:32:14.600 She's great. 0:32:14.720 --> 0:32:16.640 I love her. But she oh, you know, so she 0:32:16.880 --> 0:32:19.280 like it's different. Yeah, she's from a different place, a 0:32:19.320 --> 0:32:20.320 different time, a different era. 0:32:21.400 --> 0:32:24.760 Yeah. So I'm gonna try to not take cabs like that. 0:32:25.440 --> 0:32:26.200 I'm gonna take. 0:32:26.160 --> 0:32:27.840 How friend, I feel like, how are you gonna try 0:32:27.880 --> 0:32:28.120 to do that? 0:32:28.200 --> 0:32:31.640 I feel like five cabs a week is fine. 0:32:32.680 --> 0:32:34.920 Let's break this down, because you need you go back, 0:32:35.080 --> 0:32:37.280 going and coming and going on Monday, coming and going 0:32:37.320 --> 0:32:37.800 on Tuesday. 0:32:37.840 --> 0:32:39.800 No, no, no, I need to I need to only 0:32:39.880 --> 0:32:42.240 take cabs at night. During the day, I have to 0:32:42.320 --> 0:32:42.800 take the train. 0:32:43.560 --> 0:32:46.400 Okay, where are you traveling? How far are you going? 0:32:46.560 --> 0:32:46.720 Oh? 0:32:46.800 --> 0:32:48.840 I'm far baby, I'm at the end of Brooklyn. 0:32:49.320 --> 0:32:51.600 H But I do. She's at the beginning of Queen. 0:32:51.680 --> 0:32:54.000 But I do uber pools like you. 0:32:54.400 --> 0:32:55.400 But where's the office? 0:32:55.840 --> 0:32:58.640 Where the office is near? 0:32:58.720 --> 0:32:59.600 Sohu oh? 0:32:59.600 --> 0:33:03.680 Okay, by the West Village. Okay, that's not that, that's bad, 0:33:03.760 --> 0:33:04.120 it's fine. 0:33:04.160 --> 0:33:06.720 That's far. But that means you gotta leave earlier. You 0:33:06.720 --> 0:33:08.720 got a budget time better, you gotta go to bed early, 0:33:08.760 --> 0:33:10.920 you gotta get up early, like you had to make 0:33:10.960 --> 0:33:12.400 a lot of changes in a new year. Friend. 0:33:12.560 --> 0:33:15.280 Yeah, but I want to make some gigs where uh 0:33:15.680 --> 0:33:17.000 you know they sending me a car? 0:33:17.800 --> 0:33:20.440 Oh yes, what that's the best. Yeah, they send you 0:33:20.480 --> 0:33:21.720 a car and then you make the drive a wait 0:33:21.760 --> 0:33:22.800 for twenty minutes because you'll. 0:33:22.720 --> 0:33:24.720 Be like, well, I'm not ready, So you're not really 0:33:24.800 --> 0:33:25.800 solving the problem at all. 0:33:26.120 --> 0:33:28.480 Yeah, no, Andrew, you I'm you're hearing what I'm what 0:33:28.600 --> 0:33:32.000 she's saying. I need I've been talking to City about 0:33:32.000 --> 0:33:34.480 this uber thing literally for five years. She has six 0:33:34.600 --> 0:33:39.080 years now, yeah, oh six years. And actually the only 0:33:39.120 --> 0:33:42.840 thing that's changed is she takes more ubers now farther distances. 0:33:43.000 --> 0:33:45.600 Do you get anything out of like, like any rewards 0:33:45.720 --> 0:33:47.000 for using them? With ubers? 0:33:48.200 --> 0:33:50.960 Marie gets all the fifty percents off, And. 0:33:51.000 --> 0:33:52.840 I don't uber as hard as City does. I'm can 0:33:52.880 --> 0:33:53.440 I take the train? 0:33:53.600 --> 0:33:56.320 Meanwhile, back at the ranch they are, I'm going to 0:33:56.360 --> 0:33:59.040 act them. I'm at them on Twitter. I'm be like, yo, 0:33:59.480 --> 0:34:01.440 the fuck you need to see how much money on 0:34:01.560 --> 0:34:04.800 spending with y'all, where's my fifty? Where's my twenty percent off? 0:34:04.840 --> 0:34:05.360 Where's my tear? 0:34:05.440 --> 0:34:07.160 Are you like a diamond member? 0:34:07.360 --> 0:34:09.120 Like with like? I feel like I am a dime 0:34:09.200 --> 0:34:12.080 I should be a diamond member you, Yeah, you should be. 0:34:12.640 --> 0:34:16.360 I spend thousand dollars. Now, I don't understand why some 0:34:16.560 --> 0:34:18.279 car service isn't sponsoring me yet. 0:34:19.040 --> 0:34:22.160 You hear this. It's the same thing every week, every time. 0:34:22.360 --> 0:34:22.799 What do you mean? 0:34:23.160 --> 0:34:25.239 It's like, why can't I just just get everything that 0:34:25.280 --> 0:34:28.200 I I should get everything for free? This should be mine. 0:34:28.560 --> 0:34:30.560 When you went into Buffalo Exchange and one of it, 0:34:30.880 --> 0:34:33.560 Oh my god, that happened one time. Guys, you won't 0:34:33.640 --> 0:34:36.160 let it every you just said it was this. It's 0:34:36.200 --> 0:34:39.439 the same language. Yeah, I've sending me cars for free. 0:34:39.719 --> 0:34:42.960 I mean they should. I've spent my money, I've done 0:34:43.000 --> 0:34:43.399 my time. 0:34:44.120 --> 0:34:47.839 But that's that city. That's how this works. You spend money, 0:34:47.920 --> 0:34:49.960 and that's how these places stay in business. It's not 0:34:50.560 --> 0:34:53.520 she spent money, let's give her free stuff. Oh you 0:34:53.640 --> 0:34:55.200 won't spend the money regardless, friend. 0:34:55.280 --> 0:34:57.520 You think these celebrities are having the papers that they're 0:34:57.520 --> 0:34:59.000 getting free stuff left and right. 0:34:59.080 --> 0:35:01.520 Yes, Sidney, that's what's so that's what happens with celebrities. 0:35:01.960 --> 0:35:04.800 Well, I'm like, what how many degrees away from that? 0:35:05.239 --> 0:35:10.160 Literally one exact the moon though, But you know, you 0:35:10.280 --> 0:35:13.359 don't have the reach of a Rihanna or the reach 0:35:13.640 --> 0:35:17.479 of a Demi Levado yet. So you gotta keep paying 0:35:17.680 --> 0:35:20.120 or you gotta stop spending the money, I don't know, 0:35:20.200 --> 0:35:24.399 pay full class, enacting class friend, and then book something 0:35:24.520 --> 0:35:26.879 and become the famous person that you are in your head. 0:35:27.280 --> 0:35:36.800 Yeah shot no fox shot yeah fox sh Yeah. So 0:35:37.480 --> 0:35:40.000 I never to do that, you know. I just want 0:35:40.040 --> 0:35:42.560 to feel confident in my smile. And then yeah, I 0:35:42.640 --> 0:35:46.400 do want to save some money because that would be important. 0:35:46.440 --> 0:35:50.040 I mean, I live in an apartment now, you know, 0:35:50.120 --> 0:35:50.640 a roommate. 0:35:52.400 --> 0:35:53.360 What does that even feel like? 0:35:53.440 --> 0:35:59.240 Oh? Man, killing my soul, killing me up with her. 0:36:01.719 --> 0:36:03.160 Telling the whole. 0:36:03.840 --> 0:36:04.239 Yeah, so. 0:36:05.760 --> 0:36:06.480 For the new year. 0:36:07.520 --> 0:36:10.880 We're in the new year, I guess. And I just. 0:36:12.680 --> 0:36:15.560 It's so hard to not take a crub, do you guys? 0:36:15.719 --> 0:36:18.400 Like taking the train is awful. Nobody likes taking the 0:36:18.440 --> 0:36:22.600 train Sydney. But I also this is for me. It's 0:36:22.880 --> 0:36:26.000 just you live in prime location, syste Yeah, but I 0:36:26.120 --> 0:36:29.040 live in prime location because when y'all were running out 0:36:29.360 --> 0:36:32.000 of in and out of comedy shows and comedy clubs, 0:36:32.040 --> 0:36:34.759 spending money on ubers and sixty dollars on this and 0:36:34.800 --> 0:36:36.560 blah blah blah blah blah. I was taking the train 0:36:37.120 --> 0:36:39.200 and I saved my money. And then when I could 0:36:39.239 --> 0:36:41.880 afford to live somewhere that's close and convenient, and now 0:36:41.920 --> 0:36:44.960 I can take cheaper cars because I'm closer to the 0:36:45.040 --> 0:36:46.960 city and I'm closer to what I do, and I'm 0:36:47.000 --> 0:36:49.520 closer to what I need. God. I mean, also, you know, 0:36:49.600 --> 0:36:51.400 I make money so dead, but. 0:36:53.160 --> 0:36:53.799 God is good. 0:36:53.920 --> 0:36:56.640 That's what it is. Friend. I'm also good at saving money, 0:36:56.640 --> 0:36:58.399 and I walk. I'm not afraid to walk a couple 0:36:58.400 --> 0:36:59.960 of blocks. I'm not afraid to walk a little bit 0:37:00.080 --> 0:37:03.279 it and Uber be give me these discounts and my 0:37:03.400 --> 0:37:05.719 ubers be like five dollars now sold that part. 0:37:06.200 --> 0:37:07.680 I mean, if you ever want to just send me 0:37:07.800 --> 0:37:10.200 one of those that send you one of what you 0:37:10.280 --> 0:37:11.520 know five percent? 0:37:12.239 --> 0:37:13.839 How do I send somebody five percent? 0:37:13.920 --> 0:37:16.080 Basis where you at drop me a pen you need 0:37:16.160 --> 0:37:17.839 to You need to use it Uber real quick. 0:37:17.920 --> 0:37:20.239 Sidney, you have a full time job and you work 0:37:20.320 --> 0:37:21.800 all day and you spend all of that money that 0:37:21.840 --> 0:37:28.080 you make on cars and coats and shoes, and I 0:37:28.239 --> 0:37:30.160 have a no no job. I have a no job, 0:37:32.160 --> 0:37:34.400 and I spend all of my money on paying my 0:37:34.520 --> 0:37:40.879 rent and coats and shoes, and then you return them 0:37:41.200 --> 0:37:45.440 and then I bring them back. Oh yeah, you wear it, 0:37:45.760 --> 0:37:47.960 wear it once, Take all the photos that you need 0:37:48.120 --> 0:37:50.840 because you This is what my Instagram is the devil, 0:37:51.120 --> 0:37:53.000 because you post all these photos of this thing that 0:37:53.080 --> 0:37:55.520 you like and you spend this money on and then 0:37:55.560 --> 0:37:57.800 it's like, well, now I can't never wear this again, 0:37:58.719 --> 0:38:00.879 burn it. So it's like I might as well bring 0:38:00.920 --> 0:38:02.760 it back. I've been I was doing Rent the Runway 0:38:02.760 --> 0:38:04.040 before Rent the Runway was a thing. 0:38:04.719 --> 0:38:07.040 Where were you when I buy it from Zara? 0:38:07.120 --> 0:38:07.680 Bring it back? 0:38:07.920 --> 0:38:09.080 Oh bitch, shut up. 0:38:10.320 --> 0:38:12.560 I am the inspiration for Rent the Runway. 0:38:13.719 --> 0:38:17.200 They were like, instead of you returning these things all 0:38:17.239 --> 0:38:20.000 the time, why don't you just have this system where 0:38:20.040 --> 0:38:21.960 you borrow and then give. 0:38:21.840 --> 0:38:24.399 It back, put you pay for it and you don't 0:38:24.400 --> 0:38:26.600 get your money back. I'm getting my money back. Honestly, 0:38:26.640 --> 0:38:29.040 I'm gonna start a new thing. I'ma start this new thing. 0:38:29.120 --> 0:38:30.640 I'll pick it up for you and I'll bring it 0:38:30.680 --> 0:38:32.600 to the store after you wear it, and you just 0:38:32.640 --> 0:38:35.960 gotta pay me a small percentage of what your refund. 0:38:35.680 --> 0:38:38.839 Is says they're gonna put you in jail. You're going 0:38:38.960 --> 0:38:39.479 to jail. 0:38:39.920 --> 0:38:41.480 And it's so funny because I'll be buying stuff and 0:38:41.480 --> 0:38:44.000 I'd be like, what's the return policy here? I didn't 0:38:44.000 --> 0:38:45.320 try any of this stuff, and I just want to 0:38:45.360 --> 0:38:47.759 make sure that I'm able to return what doesn't work 0:38:47.800 --> 0:38:50.200 for me. And they'd be like, sir, you be here 0:38:50.280 --> 0:38:52.200 all the time, but I'd be. 0:38:52.200 --> 0:38:53.319 Like, what the time is here? 0:38:53.920 --> 0:38:56.600 Yeah? You guys, when you buy things, you should definitely 0:38:56.680 --> 0:38:59.839 ask what's the return or the exchange? Because I bought 0:38:59.840 --> 0:39:02.400 a Wand and you know, every time I look at 0:39:02.440 --> 0:39:04.560 that ship, I just want to strangle the fuck out 0:39:04.600 --> 0:39:06.640 of the Wand and the person who sold it to me. 0:39:07.480 --> 0:39:09.680 The label rubbed off? What does that mean? 0:39:09.719 --> 0:39:11.759 The label rubbed off? It was there was like like 0:39:11.800 --> 0:39:13.200 a sticker like no, like. 0:39:13.239 --> 0:39:15.800 A label that tells you what brand the wand is? 0:39:15.920 --> 0:39:20.279 It's gone? That means that it's gone. Oh, Sydney, yes, 0:39:20.680 --> 0:39:25.080 that's one of those, she she what's those like cheap 0:39:25.680 --> 0:39:28.680 like Chinese brands? No? Like knock off? 0:39:28.840 --> 0:39:31.520 Those are better? Those are better than what I fucking have. 0:39:32.000 --> 0:39:34.840 Yes, you're sure that you were using it properly or 0:39:35.600 --> 0:39:38.319 just he's Andrew saying, were you not using the thing? 0:39:38.520 --> 0:39:39.160 Is that properly? 0:39:40.520 --> 0:39:41.880 No, she said it did. It didn't burn out, it 0:39:42.080 --> 0:39:43.080 fell off, it's gone. 0:39:43.560 --> 0:39:48.080 I was rubbed off off. It was like printed on there. Yeah, ye, Sidney, 0:39:48.120 --> 0:39:49.960 that's not a quality. It was not quality. 0:39:50.239 --> 0:39:52.760 And I keep holding it him like it felt heavier 0:39:52.960 --> 0:39:55.080 when she was using it. She must have been using 0:39:55.560 --> 0:39:58.520 Now it's super light. She sold you a decoy. Yes, 0:39:58.760 --> 0:40:02.279 that's what I think. And you know, it's so much money, 0:40:02.400 --> 0:40:03.960 and every time I curl my hair and I was like, 0:40:04.080 --> 0:40:08.200 this falls fucking whack. And now I finally know what 0:40:08.320 --> 0:40:10.400 it is to be a parent. You know, you spend 0:40:10.480 --> 0:40:12.480 all this money or something, and you're like, but you're 0:40:12.520 --> 0:40:15.960 not giving me the results that I fucking wants. 0:40:16.000 --> 0:40:17.560 That's what it feels like to go to college. Friend, 0:40:17.600 --> 0:40:19.239 you go to college, you spend all this damn money, 0:40:19.280 --> 0:40:21.400 and then you graduate or you don't or whatever, and 0:40:21.440 --> 0:40:23.720 then you're like, I went to school and I'm actually 0:40:23.800 --> 0:40:25.320 not getting any of the results that I thought I 0:40:25.400 --> 0:40:26.640 was gonna get when I went there. 0:40:26.840 --> 0:40:30.480 Yeah, God, this dumb curling wand is like a relationship. 0:40:30.680 --> 0:40:33.160 You know, you put all your money and time into it, 0:40:33.239 --> 0:40:34.600 and you're like, I thought I was gonna have some 0:40:34.719 --> 0:40:37.680 bomb ass Beyonce girls. Now I'm just two hundred and 0:40:37.680 --> 0:40:40.440 seventy dollars in a hole, two hundred and my panties 0:40:40.480 --> 0:40:42.239 are not wet fucking one. 0:40:42.360 --> 0:40:43.880 Well, see's why I'm not in a relationship. I'm not 0:40:43.920 --> 0:40:48.480 putting money or time into anything. Money and time into me. Actually, 0:40:48.480 --> 0:40:50.000 I need to put less time into myself. I need 0:40:50.080 --> 0:40:50.840 to do some other stuff. 0:40:50.920 --> 0:40:52.040 Money, time and respect. 0:40:52.200 --> 0:40:55.440 You be eating right, money back, money time, respect, You 0:40:55.600 --> 0:40:59.960 be eating ass, and we're back. I've never eaten ass. 0:41:00.680 --> 0:41:01.840 I don't. I don't think it's for me. 0:41:02.400 --> 0:41:04.480 I've like considered it with guys in the past when 0:41:04.520 --> 0:41:06.080 I was like, I don't think I want so why 0:41:06.160 --> 0:41:09.439 did this guy? I really it looked night. 0:41:09.560 --> 0:41:12.239 It was like you were in his shambily apartment and 0:41:12.320 --> 0:41:14.200 you were like his bud caim I was backing out 0:41:14.239 --> 0:41:17.160 his apartment. Then I was looking at it was all 0:41:17.200 --> 0:41:17.839 the lights off. 0:41:18.000 --> 0:41:19.680 You mean you weren't looking at the apartment. 0:41:19.800 --> 0:41:25.160 You stepped over piles of change like Scrooge MCDI like 0:41:26.760 --> 0:41:28.520 Aladdin in the Cave of Wonders. 0:41:28.600 --> 0:41:31.640 You were like, oh my god, he's a Zaddy. 0:41:32.960 --> 0:41:39.160 Dimes everywhere. Yeah, March of Dime. You know when you 0:41:39.200 --> 0:41:41.880 go to the supermarket, that little the little change thing 0:41:42.000 --> 0:41:44.480 for the kids with the bald kids. That was his apartment, 0:41:44.800 --> 0:41:47.280 the ball kids. It's like, yeah, do you have change 0:41:47.320 --> 0:41:49.160 for Saint Jude? And you'd be like, ah, no, I 0:41:49.200 --> 0:41:51.520 don't have. I don't know who Jude is. I don't 0:41:51.520 --> 0:41:52.640 know a single person named Jude. 0:41:53.239 --> 0:41:55.239 I know what Jude law. Dude? 0:41:55.360 --> 0:41:57.520 Oh yeah, you know what jud Law? 0:41:57.600 --> 0:41:58.080 You know him? 0:41:58.200 --> 0:42:01.040 Yeah, you've met him, You hung out with him? Can 0:42:01.080 --> 0:42:03.280 we talk about that? Being honest? 0:42:04.080 --> 0:42:06.120 I mean he would come to the bar, he. 0:42:06.120 --> 0:42:10.000 Didn't hang out with him. That's fucking hanging out. 0:42:11.840 --> 0:42:12.400 Yes, it is. 0:42:12.920 --> 0:42:16.320 So when people come to see us perform live and 0:42:16.440 --> 0:42:18.720 they say, well I was hanging out with unofficial expert, 0:42:19.480 --> 0:42:20.320 that you agree with that? 0:42:20.640 --> 0:42:20.879 Yeah. 0:42:21.360 --> 0:42:23.680 If somebody like comes to our show a lot and 0:42:23.760 --> 0:42:26.279 then somebody they meet somebody and they're talking like, yeah, 0:42:26.320 --> 0:42:27.680 I know them, those my girls. 0:42:28.320 --> 0:42:37.600 No, not in Australia with people saying oh yeah, Sydney, 0:42:37.760 --> 0:42:39.960 that's my girl. You think that. 0:42:40.880 --> 0:42:46.640 Imagine if he did oh yeah, that's my girl. Dude, 0:42:47.040 --> 0:42:50.239 I'm telling you, I used to hang out with uh 0:42:50.760 --> 0:42:55.120 celebrities all the time. Jason Statham, he's he's weird as fuck. 0:42:55.840 --> 0:42:57.120 Why because he's buff. 0:42:57.760 --> 0:42:59.520 No, he wasn't even that buff when he was When 0:42:59.560 --> 0:43:01.480 we saw him, I was just like, this is the 0:43:01.520 --> 0:43:03.520 man who's supposed to be saving people in movies. 0:43:04.000 --> 0:43:06.080 Well, you know, most actors are small, like Tom Cruise 0:43:06.160 --> 0:43:08.520 is tiny, and he'd be doing all his own stunts. 0:43:09.200 --> 0:43:11.239 I said, you lost your hair in your mind, like 0:43:11.320 --> 0:43:13.959 how how does this make sense? But he was trying 0:43:13.960 --> 0:43:16.120 to talk to the girl that I was seeing at 0:43:16.160 --> 0:43:16.480 the time. 0:43:17.560 --> 0:43:18.279 What does she look like? 0:43:18.920 --> 0:43:21.279 She's like Brazilian whatnot? She was cute? 0:43:21.360 --> 0:43:24.600 Well, I was talking to her, she was cute, Brazilian whatnot? 0:43:25.440 --> 0:43:26.680 Brazilian and whatnot? 0:43:26.960 --> 0:43:28.440 Said, they don't even know what she was. You were 0:43:28.480 --> 0:43:30.040 talking to this woman and you don't know what she was. 0:43:30.280 --> 0:43:33.719 She was Bilan Portuguese and you know, yeah, yeah, that's 0:43:33.719 --> 0:43:34.400 all the same stuff. 0:43:34.480 --> 0:43:37.160 Portuguese Brazilian is the same same language. 0:43:37.239 --> 0:43:39.920 Yeah, whenever I get Portuguese hair and Brazilian hair, I 0:43:39.920 --> 0:43:40.840 can't really tell the different. 0:43:40.840 --> 0:43:42.399 You just blend them. You put the Brazilian on top. 0:43:42.520 --> 0:43:43.759 You do every other trail layer. 0:43:43.880 --> 0:43:45.960 Actually Brazilian Portuguese. 0:43:45.960 --> 0:43:48.839 You do a Brazilian bang of Portuguese in the back, Yes, 0:43:51.800 --> 0:43:55.279 a little mullet, a little party in the back. So 0:43:55.360 --> 0:43:57.840 what's gonna happen with this hair friend? I mean, I 0:43:57.920 --> 0:44:00.400 feel like I don't even remember the braids anymore? Right, 0:44:00.480 --> 0:44:01.680 remember once he did braids? 0:44:01.960 --> 0:44:04.800 Yeah? Shut out to maven hair. Just been lacing my 0:44:05.360 --> 0:44:08.560 lace front for a couple of months. Now, how long 0:44:08.640 --> 0:44:09.120 has it been? 0:44:09.280 --> 0:44:12.160 I get to keep it for six monks, keeping it 0:44:12.320 --> 0:44:16.200 for six Wait, you're keeping it in for six months. 0:44:16.239 --> 0:44:17.840 I'm going to take it out and like, you know, 0:44:17.960 --> 0:44:18.560 replenish it. 0:44:18.719 --> 0:44:20.000 Or you get to keep the hair for six months 0:44:20.000 --> 0:44:20.880 and you got to bring the hair bet. 0:44:20.920 --> 0:44:23.719 They they keep giving me hair for six months. 0:44:24.480 --> 0:44:26.719 And how long has it been? Was the question. I 0:44:26.760 --> 0:44:27.040 don't know. 0:44:27.120 --> 0:44:29.120 It feels like three months now, right, It feels like 0:44:29.160 --> 0:44:29.680 a little. 0:44:29.440 --> 0:44:32.719 Bit of time this past friend. Yeah, it's been a while. 0:44:32.800 --> 0:44:35.000 I think I'm ready. I'm ready to go ball like USS. 0:44:35.160 --> 0:44:37.040 But I don't have a hairline like yours. 0:44:37.160 --> 0:44:39.120 So my hairline is not doing anything to your friend. 0:44:41.640 --> 0:44:43.560 And then if I go, if I go real short, 0:44:43.640 --> 0:44:45.200 to're like, oh what you're trying to be Marie and 0:44:45.239 --> 0:44:48.880 I'm like, yeah, what's the problem, And then all of 0:44:48.920 --> 0:44:51.320 a sudden I got abs and see. 0:44:51.280 --> 0:44:55.719 Shut up, you look poor, Like that is exactly who 0:44:55.760 --> 0:44:58.480 I am about it. Somebody came up to our show 0:44:58.520 --> 0:45:00.160 the other day and he was like, you guys are 0:45:00.160 --> 0:45:02.719 always calling people poor, and I was like, it's not 0:45:02.800 --> 0:45:05.719 that we're calling people poor. I just like the word poor. 0:45:05.840 --> 0:45:10.480 YEA like saying it poor. P two o's and then 0:45:10.520 --> 0:45:10.920 an R. 0:45:11.120 --> 0:45:13.080 You know who is not poor. Shout out to Tyler 0:45:13.160 --> 0:45:15.080 the creator for coming to the Knitting Factory. 0:45:15.400 --> 0:45:19.080 That's crazy that happened. It's a great show. Yeah, that's 0:45:19.160 --> 0:45:21.960 how people all over the world know about the knitting 0:45:22.320 --> 0:45:23.240 or cool with Tyler? 0:45:23.280 --> 0:45:24.080 What are you talking about that? 0:45:27.040 --> 0:45:30.279 Yeah, well actually we're cooler with Tyler than she is 0:45:30.320 --> 0:45:32.600 with Jude. But yeah, he just came to the show. 0:45:32.760 --> 0:45:34.440 I was on stage and I get off, and I mean, 0:45:34.480 --> 0:45:37.960 it's like, Tyler the creators here, and so is Gerard Carmichael. 0:45:38.239 --> 0:45:40.720 He's gonna do some time. And I was like, oh cute. 0:45:40.920 --> 0:45:42.239 Yeah, it was a good night and he. 0:45:42.320 --> 0:45:44.360 Was up there. He was hanging out amongst the people. 0:45:44.920 --> 0:45:48.080 He was laughing at jokes. He had an argyle sweater on. 0:45:48.160 --> 0:45:49.239 I think he checked his coat. 0:45:49.520 --> 0:45:51.320 Yeah, he said Marie was funny. 0:45:51.560 --> 0:45:52.919 He said I was funny. I feel like he touched 0:45:52.960 --> 0:45:53.360 my butt. 0:45:53.239 --> 0:45:53.640 A little bit. 0:45:53.840 --> 0:45:58.680 I let him a coat check factory is there? There 0:45:58.840 --> 0:46:01.960 is where when you go in through the side door, 0:46:02.080 --> 0:46:04.840 not the main door. But that's Excity. 0:46:06.239 --> 0:46:06.560 I don't know. 0:46:06.760 --> 0:46:08.439 His coat might have been on the floor. I don't 0:46:08.440 --> 0:46:10.879 know how rich people do, but I know he didn't 0:46:10.880 --> 0:46:12.000 have a quote on and then he had one. 0:46:12.120 --> 0:46:14.440 So you heard or you heard that people people be 0:46:14.520 --> 0:46:16.120 coming through so iron. 0:46:15.920 --> 0:46:20.960 Mariah Carey's coming this week. Oh she wants for Christmas. 0:46:28.000 --> 0:46:29.240 You might have to cut that out. 0:46:30.680 --> 0:46:35.040 Because this is coming out in January. Happy New Year, yay. 0:46:35.680 --> 0:46:38.719 I mean, I think you can't stop playing All I 0:46:38.800 --> 0:46:42.080 Want for Christmas until February the second. That's I think 0:46:42.120 --> 0:46:42.319 that's what. 0:46:43.800 --> 0:46:47.560 You do it until after you nah the ball drops. 0:46:47.600 --> 0:46:49.560 You not doing All I Want for Christmas no more. 0:46:50.080 --> 0:46:53.400 It's I mean people people, folks with right heavy. 0:46:53.640 --> 0:46:55.360 No they like that song, says, I don't know if 0:46:55.360 --> 0:46:56.040 they have it would heart. 0:46:56.239 --> 0:46:58.560 She's the number one solo artist of all time. I 0:46:58.640 --> 0:47:00.799 think she only has like one. If she gets one 0:47:00.840 --> 0:47:03.560 more number one, then she surpasses the Beatles. 0:47:04.200 --> 0:47:05.719 Oh good for her, let's let's do that. 0:47:05.960 --> 0:47:08.000 But how is she gonna do that? She hasn't had 0:47:08.120 --> 0:47:09.080 a new album that. 0:47:09.360 --> 0:47:12.120 Well, like her new album came out like a year 0:47:12.200 --> 0:47:14.000 ago or two years ago. I think I don't know 0:47:14.040 --> 0:47:15.440 if any of the songs hit number one. 0:47:15.520 --> 0:47:17.480 No, but it's been twenty five years since all I 0:47:17.520 --> 0:47:21.040 went for Christmas and it's continuing. It's still like number one, 0:47:21.239 --> 0:47:21.400 you know. 0:47:21.920 --> 0:47:23.919 Yeah, every year it comes back, it comes back. 0:47:24.040 --> 0:47:24.239 Yeah. 0:47:24.440 --> 0:47:27.560 So, but it's a good song. That song is as 0:47:27.680 --> 0:47:31.560 Christmas or more than jingle bills. No one is playing 0:47:31.680 --> 0:47:33.880 jingle bills at all holidays, Like nobody wants to hear that. 0:47:34.640 --> 0:47:36.880 People are just silent night all over Christmas. 0:47:36.920 --> 0:47:39.120 People are lazy. Nobody else wants to make a new 0:47:39.239 --> 0:47:40.359 Christmas song and suck. 0:47:40.480 --> 0:47:43.200 All of the pop stars have their own Christmas song, but. 0:47:43.239 --> 0:47:45.480 They don't make good ones. They don't have one and 0:47:45.600 --> 0:47:47.400 could top Mariah Carey. They're lazy. 0:47:47.880 --> 0:47:50.160 She wrote that in ninety minutes. She wrote it in 0:47:50.239 --> 0:47:52.920 ninety minutes. Yeah, how do you know this? I was like, 0:47:53.000 --> 0:47:53.680 are you a lamb? 0:47:54.080 --> 0:47:57.520 I am a little bit really and Juie is a 0:47:57.920 --> 0:48:01.520 little You need to choose between Barbie or Lamb because 0:48:02.719 --> 0:48:04.759 are they still feuding? They were feuding back in like 0:48:04.800 --> 0:48:06.040 what twenty thirteen. 0:48:05.840 --> 0:48:06.759 American Idol days. 0:48:06.840 --> 0:48:09.960 Yeah, that was crazy though, they said some crazy stopped 0:48:09.960 --> 0:48:10.399 to each other. 0:48:10.800 --> 0:48:15.360 Well, because Nicki Minaj, you know, she she got an attitude. 0:48:15.680 --> 0:48:19.640 But Mariah Carey is a diva, but she's earned that. Yeah, 0:48:19.719 --> 0:48:21.560 she wrote a song in ninety minutes twenty five years 0:48:21.560 --> 0:48:24.080 ago and it's still number one. Yes, okay, right, So 0:48:24.239 --> 0:48:27.040 that's that's who Mariah Carey is and Nicki Minaj is. 0:48:27.120 --> 0:48:30.480 You know, she's from Queens, she's Trinidadian, she got an attitude, 0:48:31.400 --> 0:48:35.000 she making money. Of course they're you know, of course 0:48:35.040 --> 0:48:38.080 they feuded. But I didn't watch American Idol. I stopped 0:48:38.080 --> 0:48:40.400 after Rubin one. What season was it? 0:48:40.719 --> 0:48:43.440 That was like season two? And Klay again came in second. 0:48:44.320 --> 0:48:46.480 Ah didn't Klay can send you his dick? Yeah? 0:48:46.520 --> 0:48:49.160 I know that was great and I was like, wow, 0:48:49.239 --> 0:48:53.400 we are really one degree away from being famous. 0:48:53.719 --> 0:48:57.000 Well, we know people who are famous, like Jokim Booster, 0:48:57.200 --> 0:49:00.080 who did this podcast, has been on like Watch What 0:49:00.200 --> 0:49:03.719 Happens Live, he's been on, was on Kelly. I didn't 0:49:03.719 --> 0:49:07.400 even know Kelly Clarkson. Okay, speaking of American Idol first winner. Uh, 0:49:08.400 --> 0:49:09.759 she I didn't even know she had a talk show. 0:49:09.800 --> 0:49:10.759 She had a new Ricky Lake. 0:49:10.920 --> 0:49:13.279 Yeah, he was the guest along with Jennifer Hudson. 0:49:13.120 --> 0:49:16.879 Jennifer American Again. I didn't even recognize it for huts 0:49:16.880 --> 0:49:17.439 and she looked all. 0:49:17.360 --> 0:49:20.879 Skimy skin ty yeah. Famous. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. 0:49:20.880 --> 0:49:25.440 We're a degree of separation, literally, just one. That's exciting. 0:49:25.960 --> 0:49:27.960 Well you have Tyler the creator literally coming to your 0:49:28.000 --> 0:49:29.160 shown a degree. 0:49:29.280 --> 0:49:31.239 That's it. That's it. That's my I mean, you know, 0:49:31.360 --> 0:49:32.680 and you know I'm his type. You know he like 0:49:32.719 --> 0:49:33.439 little black boys. 0:49:33.600 --> 0:49:39.080 Oh my god, shut up, Marie, you're so sick. Yeah, 0:49:39.160 --> 0:49:41.600 but you know, you never know who will come to 0:49:41.680 --> 0:49:42.160 the show again. 0:49:43.000 --> 0:49:45.480 And a bunch of people were there from uh this 0:49:45.680 --> 0:49:47.880 podcast somebody pray hoost shirt on. 0:49:48.040 --> 0:49:51.040 Oh my god, I forgot all your fucking names. 0:49:51.120 --> 0:49:52.680 But listen, there wasn't so many. 0:49:53.040 --> 0:49:57.200 Everybody was beautiful, moisturized edges. They were wearing turtle necks. 0:49:58.719 --> 0:49:59.120 Mm hmm. 0:49:59.440 --> 0:50:01.919 It was just incredible. I was like, what a sight 0:50:02.040 --> 0:50:02.399 to see. 0:50:02.520 --> 0:50:06.759 Everybody had full brows, nobody's beers was patchy. Everybody listens 0:50:06.760 --> 0:50:09.200 to this podcasts attracted. Yeah, I mean, y'all didn't post 0:50:09.239 --> 0:50:13.040 those pictures yet though, Well we have some of those 0:50:13.080 --> 0:50:19.279 pictures friends. Oh okay, so we Well maybe that's what 0:50:19.320 --> 0:50:22.919 I'll do. Maybe I'll go through and you know, see 0:50:22.920 --> 0:50:25.200 if I can find some of the ones that we've 0:50:25.200 --> 0:50:27.400 taken with listeners recently, and I'll post them on the 0:50:27.440 --> 0:50:30.960 Instagram because y'll deserve it, because we are truly blessed. 0:50:30.960 --> 0:50:32.719 The way that people come up to us after a show, 0:50:32.760 --> 0:50:36.759 I'd be like, if only you know how terrible we are. 0:50:37.160 --> 0:50:39.919 No, they know, they listen to the pie, they listen 0:50:39.960 --> 0:50:41.200 to the pod, and you know what else they do? 0:50:41.320 --> 0:50:44.800 They go to the motherfucking Patreon. Hello, Hey, have you 0:50:44.880 --> 0:50:47.759 guys signed up to Patreon yet? It is so freaking good. 0:50:47.840 --> 0:50:51.239 I went back to the very first Patreon that we 0:50:51.320 --> 0:50:56.239 ever did, and we were giving hot scolding, hot pipe 0:50:56.239 --> 0:50:59.879 and hoe business like I was saying everything well beginning. 0:50:59.560 --> 0:51:02.520 That I was Patreon was a safe space for us. 0:51:02.600 --> 0:51:02.920 It was. 0:51:03.040 --> 0:51:03.399 It ain't. 0:51:04.000 --> 0:51:06.160 I mean, it's okay. Well, we didn't talk about this 0:51:06.400 --> 0:51:09.600 on the podcast, but somebody came to the show, to 0:51:09.640 --> 0:51:14.280 the knitting factory and a confronted Sydney in the bathroom 0:51:14.920 --> 0:51:19.279 accosted Hall for stuff that we said on the Patreon. 0:51:19.200 --> 0:51:20.839 And let me tell you, let me if you ever 0:51:20.960 --> 0:51:23.520 listening and you either you've been on a show or 0:51:23.600 --> 0:51:26.640 you adjacent to the show. This is all Jess, This 0:51:26.800 --> 0:51:29.440 is all fun, funny games. If I drag you on 0:51:29.520 --> 0:51:31.440 the show, I've dragged my own self on the show. 0:51:31.560 --> 0:51:34.719 Everybody getting dragged. Everybody get dragged. Anybody can get this, 0:51:35.440 --> 0:51:39.240 get this work or whatever. Anybody could get this smoke. 0:51:39.480 --> 0:51:41.200 You know, she followed you into the bathroom or she 0:51:41.719 --> 0:51:42.279 was already in there. 0:51:42.960 --> 0:51:43.360 I don't know. 0:51:43.560 --> 0:51:45.839 I just know that I was like, hey, what's up, girl, 0:51:45.920 --> 0:51:48.160 And it turned into y'all dragged me on the podcast, 0:51:48.200 --> 0:51:50.000 and I was like whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa Hold up, 0:51:50.320 --> 0:51:51.120 wait a minute. 0:51:52.120 --> 0:51:54.359 Sidy was like hey hey, and she was like, don't 0:51:54.480 --> 0:51:58.160 hate me, Oh my god. And then she like essentially 0:51:58.280 --> 0:52:00.480 yelled at her in this public bathroom in front of 0:52:00.520 --> 0:52:03.839 people who know us. Wow, And Sydney was like, well, 0:52:03.880 --> 0:52:04.480 she has to leave. 0:52:04.800 --> 0:52:07.399 I was fucking pissed, man. I was like, but it's 0:52:07.440 --> 0:52:10.440 just like how you gonna come to somebody's like establishment 0:52:10.640 --> 0:52:14.440 like that. And we in a small space you cannot 0:52:14.520 --> 0:52:16.440 raise your voice if we in the bathroom. That's just 0:52:16.480 --> 0:52:17.120 not how it works. 0:52:17.480 --> 0:52:18.799 Youthroom voice. 0:52:18.920 --> 0:52:20.800 Yeah, if you want to raise your voice and we outside, 0:52:21.120 --> 0:52:23.600 yeah you know there's nothing but space and opportunity. But 0:52:23.719 --> 0:52:27.600 you in the bathroom, you better be whisper wi Sis. 0:52:27.640 --> 0:52:30.080 You're not raising your voice in front of these people dingleberries. 0:52:30.480 --> 0:52:33.400 Sis, don't do that. But yeah, she she did that, 0:52:33.480 --> 0:52:34.840 and Sidney said we had to kick her out, so 0:52:34.920 --> 0:52:36.560 we went and got security and kicked her out. But 0:52:36.960 --> 0:52:40.239 this woman never said anything to me, so I think 0:52:40.320 --> 0:52:40.880 she didn't. 0:52:40.640 --> 0:52:42.560 Recognid Just know if you ever at my show and 0:52:42.680 --> 0:52:45.800 you're giving me problems, you're getting thrown out. That's just like, 0:52:46.560 --> 0:52:47.200 that's what it is. 0:52:48.239 --> 0:52:51.880 But yeah, she was upset. That's crazy. She came and 0:52:52.000 --> 0:52:54.000 she came to the Knit and got a front row 0:52:54.120 --> 0:52:59.879 seat just to yell at Sydney. And then we were 0:53:00.120 --> 0:53:01.640 you gotta go, and she was like, well, I came 0:53:01.800 --> 0:53:05.040 from a long way to support you. Guys, what support? Support? 0:53:05.200 --> 0:53:07.480 You had talked to her? What are you saying right now? 0:53:08.040 --> 0:53:10.239 I mean it was like that scene in Players Club 0:53:10.239 --> 0:53:11.200 where they fought in the back. 0:53:11.360 --> 0:53:12.840 To be honest, if you got a problem with me, 0:53:12.920 --> 0:53:14.239 and Marie and you only talk to me. 0:53:15.200 --> 0:53:18.440 You you're punk, You're a p cs be because she 0:53:18.480 --> 0:53:20.480 didn't say anything to me and I and I make 0:53:20.520 --> 0:53:22.640 sure that Marie is the one that talks the most shit, 0:53:23.000 --> 0:53:25.480 and yet here we are. Friend. Maybe we should go 0:53:25.480 --> 0:53:26.960 back and listen to the episode where you was talking 0:53:27.000 --> 0:53:28.520 all that mess and we can see who was talking 0:53:28.560 --> 0:53:28.879 the most. 0:53:29.200 --> 0:53:32.480 Which I'm positive that if I was talking shit you 0:53:32.880 --> 0:53:34.720 you was right up there with me signing. 0:53:34.800 --> 0:53:37.440 But I would like to know because she came at you. 0:53:37.719 --> 0:53:39.360 I'm sure you said your own you know. 0:53:39.800 --> 0:53:44.600 One hundred percent absolutely, it's a conversation, you saying things, 0:53:44.640 --> 0:53:47.040 I'm saying things. But the way she came at you, friend, 0:53:48.280 --> 0:53:50.960 you must have struck all of the nerves. All of 0:53:51.080 --> 0:53:51.520 the nerves. 0:53:51.600 --> 0:53:54.200 Y'all call me a liar, Hey, i'd be lying to 0:53:54.480 --> 0:53:54.960 It's fine. 0:53:55.000 --> 0:53:57.799 What's wrong with liar? I don't lie. I don't lie, 0:53:57.920 --> 0:54:00.400 which there right there was me lying. I mean, I 0:54:00.480 --> 0:54:03.839 don't really be lying. I'd be actually pretty honest. I'll 0:54:03.880 --> 0:54:05.160 omit things before I lie. 0:54:06.000 --> 0:54:06.160 You know. 0:54:06.360 --> 0:54:07.279 You see i'm looking at you. 0:54:07.719 --> 0:54:09.600 I'm actually not looking at your friend because I'm a 0:54:09.719 --> 0:54:12.759 busy drawing. I'm working on new. 0:54:12.719 --> 0:54:17.520 Merchan Yeah, we got hosters for the more merch out there. 0:54:18.160 --> 0:54:20.920 Well, we got to experience some things so that we 0:54:21.040 --> 0:54:24.600 can have things that we can talk about and put 0:54:24.640 --> 0:54:25.200 on our shirt. 0:54:25.760 --> 0:54:28.480 Yep, that's all. That's why you gotta go right now 0:54:28.640 --> 0:54:31.560 to the Patreon and re up on all the old 0:54:31.600 --> 0:54:33.400 ship we used to do and be like, wow, they 0:54:33.480 --> 0:54:37.120 used to be fucking hot, crunchy messes, whores and everything. 0:54:37.400 --> 0:54:38.160 Horse derves. 0:54:38.320 --> 0:54:39.600 Yeah, it was a good time. 0:54:40.200 --> 0:54:41.879 We used to listen to the Patreon. Do you guys 0:54:41.920 --> 0:54:43.000 talk about me on there? 0:54:44.640 --> 0:54:45.239 Talk about everything? 0:54:45.480 --> 0:54:45.960 We talked about it? 0:54:46.239 --> 0:54:50.279 You said, is it mean yeah, because you talk ship obviously, yeah. 0:54:50.840 --> 0:54:54.919 Yeah. But the Patreon started out as just like when 0:54:55.040 --> 0:54:59.760 we turn the microphones off, this is what happens. Because 0:54:59.800 --> 0:55:01.919 we would record him in my house, so we would 0:55:01.920 --> 0:55:04.560 record our regular episodes at my house and then immediately 0:55:04.600 --> 0:55:07.040 after do a Patreon and it was like, well, Sydney, 0:55:07.080 --> 0:55:11.080 we talk about like give specifics like people's names. She 0:55:11.120 --> 0:55:13.719 would we have an episode it was called iPods are 0:55:13.760 --> 0:55:16.680 better than Abortions. We like, if you go through the 0:55:16.840 --> 0:55:19.200 names of the episodes on the Patreon. Matter of fact, 0:55:19.200 --> 0:55:20.480 that's what I'm gonna do for you, all right, now, 0:55:20.600 --> 0:55:24.719 because it's like, wait, what city was going through the 0:55:24.760 --> 0:55:26.200 names yesterday and I was like, I can't believe we 0:55:26.280 --> 0:55:29.840 were calling our we were calling these episodes, these things. 0:55:30.000 --> 0:55:31.960 It was so good, and I was just like, damn, 0:55:32.360 --> 0:55:34.000 that's why I need to get back out there. Man, 0:55:34.160 --> 0:55:38.120 I gotta just not be scared and just meet people 0:55:38.360 --> 0:55:39.920 and do things you scared of. 0:55:40.040 --> 0:55:41.600 Friend, I'm tired. 0:55:41.640 --> 0:55:44.120 I don't want to mean nobody. I'm exhausted. 0:55:45.719 --> 0:55:49.279 Here's an episode bird Box. Wait bird Box, watch it, 0:55:49.320 --> 0:55:53.200 then come back. R Kelly du fuck fully prepared to 0:55:53.320 --> 0:55:58.360 suck a dick, flued out coats, cabs and emergency contexts 0:55:59.160 --> 0:56:03.560 West Coast Washington. Who has the biggest entourage in Hollywood. 0:56:04.239 --> 0:56:05.040 No, it's further back. 0:56:05.360 --> 0:56:08.680 Is Marie a bully? Was it? 0:56:09.719 --> 0:56:09.759 No? 0:56:10.200 --> 0:56:10.360 Was it? 0:56:10.920 --> 0:56:10.960 No? 0:56:13.120 --> 0:56:13.480 Hold on? 0:56:13.520 --> 0:56:16.040 I mean you're not really selling them right now, I know. 0:56:16.239 --> 0:56:19.319 Yeah, well I'm trying to. You know, the WiFi out 0:56:19.320 --> 0:56:25.400 really not good in here. Oh no, blame it, blame it, 0:56:27.200 --> 0:56:29.880 struggle bonus, we do. We're sitting not putting videos up. 0:56:30.040 --> 0:56:32.200 Yeah, we were dancing. 0:56:32.080 --> 0:56:36.680 Poop Baby poop two broke ass queens. Y'all sure are 0:56:36.840 --> 0:56:41.000 ugly that these are the names of the episodes on 0:56:41.080 --> 0:56:44.160 the Patreon It's a free bed in a box. Ho 0:56:45.360 --> 0:56:49.480 what happens in Vegas will be on this podcast? Rich 0:56:49.520 --> 0:56:56.520 black people equal white people. Okay, fuck the titles, but listen. 0:56:56.640 --> 0:56:57.799 Just listen to it. It's good. 0:56:57.920 --> 0:57:01.920 But stuff with Carolina Okay, well yeah, just listen to 0:57:02.000 --> 0:57:02.520 the episodes. 0:57:02.520 --> 0:57:02.879 They're good. 0:57:02.960 --> 0:57:06.920 We promise Sis is he gay and is therapy for 0:57:06.960 --> 0:57:12.680 white people? So yeah, I mean I think that what 0:57:12.920 --> 0:57:15.600 is missing in the podcast is Sydney being her usual 0:57:15.680 --> 0:57:20.000 messy self and her I think, the usual open messy self. Yeah, 0:57:20.160 --> 0:57:21.960 you're still messing, but messing a different way. 0:57:22.000 --> 0:57:23.760 Now what that mean? 0:57:24.040 --> 0:57:26.000 You be eating on the mic, and you be spraying 0:57:26.120 --> 0:57:29.320 rose water in the studio, yes, and perfume, and you'd 0:57:29.320 --> 0:57:33.160 be putting deoderant on Native shout out to Native. You 0:57:33.320 --> 0:57:35.360 be taking your braids out and leave them in the studio. 0:57:35.440 --> 0:57:38.960 Face shout out to grow from Andrew like what are 0:57:39.000 --> 0:57:43.320 these snakes in the studio? Studio and City's like these 0:57:43.320 --> 0:57:44.880 are my braids? Hey? 0:57:45.600 --> 0:57:48.440 Also, have you guys given us a review yet? Have 0:57:48.600 --> 0:57:49.800 you rated us? 0:57:50.280 --> 0:57:50.520 Bitch? 0:57:50.720 --> 0:57:53.320 What's going on? Like I'm looking at the numbers and 0:57:53.360 --> 0:57:55.320 I'm like, I know it's more y'all out there. How 0:57:55.360 --> 0:57:58.400 come you haven't rated this shit yet? I want when 0:57:58.400 --> 0:58:00.080 you're done listening to this, I need you to go 0:58:00.160 --> 0:58:02.080 to iTunes. I need you to give us all the 0:58:02.200 --> 0:58:04.680 fucking stars, and I want you to leave a little comments. 0:58:04.760 --> 0:58:07.520 Alternate title for the episode. Have y'all rated us yet? 0:58:07.760 --> 0:58:14.320 Bitch alt Alt You know how like a book has 0:58:14.360 --> 0:58:18.480 a title? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's good. 0:58:18.640 --> 0:58:19.120 That's good. 0:58:19.320 --> 0:58:20.160 It's fantastic. 0:58:20.320 --> 0:58:22.240 No, I mean because I mean, we got we got 0:58:22.400 --> 0:58:25.520 thousands of people listening, and it's just like we should 0:58:25.560 --> 0:58:27.800 have more reviews. Are y'all lazy? 0:58:28.280 --> 0:58:28.360 Well? 0:58:28.440 --> 0:58:31.040 How old is everybody who's fucking listening to it? 0:58:31.200 --> 0:58:33.480 Because if we already they already told us. Friend, we 0:58:33.560 --> 0:58:35.720 got eighteen year olds, we got thirty year old, we 0:58:35.800 --> 0:58:38.920 have a lot of twenty somethings, we've got some forties. 0:58:38.960 --> 0:58:42.360 Remember that adjunct professor that hit us up and teach 0:58:43.280 --> 0:58:46.160 this and y'all are great, and we were like wow. 0:58:46.800 --> 0:58:49.560 She's like, I'm so glad that your guests can read 0:58:49.960 --> 0:58:55.120 and write. We're like, okay, shot, he's from Detroit and 0:58:55.240 --> 0:58:56.320 he can read and write. 0:58:57.120 --> 0:59:00.000 A miracle. We love it. Love to see Alex England 0:59:00.120 --> 0:59:02.960 is thriving. Yeah, but yeah, also want to take more 0:59:02.960 --> 0:59:04.880 trips next year or this year. 0:59:05.360 --> 0:59:07.280 Yeah, y'all know whatever. Yeah, we're gonna take a We're 0:59:07.320 --> 0:59:08.120 gonna take a big trip. 0:59:08.120 --> 0:59:09.480 I want to see more. No, I'm saying I want 0:59:09.480 --> 0:59:10.960 to see more of y'all. I want to go to Australia. 0:59:11.000 --> 0:59:13.720 I've never been. Let's go too down Under this year. 0:59:13.800 --> 0:59:16.160 It's the best time to go there. Let's do that, Marie, 0:59:16.320 --> 0:59:19.919 have you ever been? It's so funny, that's far. Yeah, 0:59:20.000 --> 0:59:22.360 we'll stay for a couple of weeks, a couple of years. 0:59:23.040 --> 0:59:26.080 But those animals, they are crazy. Wait, hold on, kas 0:59:26.080 --> 0:59:26.960 have chlamydia down there. 0:59:27.320 --> 0:59:29.320 Like the spiders you ever watched, like the like the 0:59:29.440 --> 0:59:34.440 videos like spiders in Australia. And and this kangaroo's punching people. No, 0:59:34.960 --> 0:59:38.880 not kangaroo's kicked the pinch they punched, they kicked, they 0:59:38.960 --> 0:59:43.280 do everything. Okay, the animals down there are really have 0:59:43.400 --> 0:59:43.880 you ever been to? 0:59:44.360 --> 0:59:46.600 It's animals. They can do what they do. And then 0:59:46.640 --> 0:59:47.440 people show up. 0:59:47.840 --> 0:59:50.160 In Australia though, Okay, that's the thing. 0:59:50.360 --> 0:59:52.680 Well, Andrew, we not going down there to see the animals. 0:59:52.680 --> 0:59:54.000 I want to go to the animals are going to 0:59:54.040 --> 0:59:57.680 see I want exactly. I want to go to you know, 0:59:57.960 --> 1:00:00.960 like the Sydney Music Hall, and I want I want 1:00:01.000 --> 1:00:03.160 to do a show. I want to do the podcast 1:00:03.280 --> 1:00:07.320 live down there. And I want to eat kangaroo meat. Yeah, 1:00:07.960 --> 1:00:10.160 and I want to say Dingo eat my bib bait. 1:00:10.880 --> 1:00:12.400 And then I want to know that Dingo is a 1:00:12.760 --> 1:00:16.000 not a kangaroo but a dog. Yeah, it's like a wolf. 1:00:16.320 --> 1:00:18.200 But I want to hug a Koala bear. I don't 1:00:18.200 --> 1:00:19.360 care if he has chlamydia. 1:00:20.360 --> 1:00:23.080 Whatever, you take a funk, I'm not hugging a chlamydia 1:00:23.200 --> 1:00:25.840 koala bear. Well, how do you maybe having them nails 1:00:25.880 --> 1:00:27.920 and stuff too? They can scratch that chlamydia right into 1:00:27.960 --> 1:00:32.280 your face. You want koala chlamydia in twenty twenty. At 1:00:32.360 --> 1:00:35.600 least it's different, that's the you know what else is different? 1:00:37.400 --> 1:00:42.800 Koala chlamyte is different. That's merch on all to third Altar. 1:00:45.800 --> 1:00:48.000 I can't even what was the first title we said? 1:00:48.360 --> 1:00:50.320 Ala? 1:00:51.680 --> 1:00:52.880 Yeah, I like that. 1:00:54.920 --> 1:00:56.840 By the way, have you rated this bitch? 1:00:57.240 --> 1:01:02.840 That's a good one. That's that's really good by the 1:01:03.040 --> 1:01:06.840 BT dubs bitch. I just like saying that word. Now, 1:01:07.360 --> 1:01:11.520 it's a fun word. Anyway, Well, that's that's I guess 1:01:11.560 --> 1:01:13.480 this is a how we on the episode just quietly. 1:01:13.840 --> 1:01:16.320 Yeah. I mean it's because I mean, you don't want 1:01:16.320 --> 1:01:18.320 to tell your business and what business, and I don't 1:01:18.360 --> 1:01:18.960 want to tell mine? 1:01:19.160 --> 1:01:23.880 Oh my business? Yeah, well what business? I'll share something 1:01:24.480 --> 1:01:25.880 if you share something. 1:01:31.480 --> 1:01:36.840 I was watching porn and what I was watching porn? 1:01:37.160 --> 1:01:39.760 And I forgot that I was watching porn. And then 1:01:39.800 --> 1:01:42.960 I went to the hairdresser and I went to go 1:01:43.640 --> 1:01:48.120 open up my explorer the fucking porn game. I was like, 1:01:49.840 --> 1:01:53.640 I screamed, I can draw you on yo, if you 1:01:53.720 --> 1:01:55.040 knew what the fuck I was watching? 1:01:55.560 --> 1:02:00.840 What where you watching something? Was it a walla porn? 1:02:01.160 --> 1:02:01.200 No? 1:02:03.400 --> 1:02:06.160 What were you watching? Sydney? Yeah, this is the same spurs. 1:02:06.440 --> 1:02:09.040 You can't just open up that story and just be like, also, 1:02:09.360 --> 1:02:12.520 that story is not something that you should be not 1:02:12.840 --> 1:02:15.560 telling on this bucket like that. When I said I 1:02:15.600 --> 1:02:17.600 want you to share something, I thought you were gonna 1:02:17.600 --> 1:02:21.400 share something like about you and your life currently. But 1:02:21.520 --> 1:02:23.400 you shared a story that, like, is something we should 1:02:23.400 --> 1:02:24.800 have been talking about from the beginning. 1:02:24.960 --> 1:02:27.840 Oh sorry, can you what sort of porn do you 1:02:28.120 --> 1:02:29.600 like to watch? It was? 1:02:29.920 --> 1:02:33.640 It was it was the orgy and there was like 1:02:34.320 --> 1:02:36.680 me in there, there's trans women. 1:02:37.520 --> 1:02:39.400 There's a lot of cs, like just a bag of 1:02:39.480 --> 1:02:42.240 jelly bean. It was a chicken pot pie of just 1:02:42.320 --> 1:02:44.200 a gumbo of a gumbo of orges. 1:02:44.280 --> 1:02:48.120 Yeah, yep, it was great. I was like, Wow, she 1:02:48.240 --> 1:02:50.440 probably doesn't want to do my hair no more. That 1:02:50.600 --> 1:02:53.880 was today, Yeah, this morning, Sidney. You should have came 1:02:53.960 --> 1:02:54.880 in with that story. 1:02:56.480 --> 1:03:05.720 I like it, walked in with that instrum. Oh my god, friend, Wow, now, Andrew, 1:03:05.760 --> 1:03:08.200 do you feel like that story that she just shared 1:03:08.480 --> 1:03:12.280 justifies like does that count? Yeah? Yeah, does that count 1:03:12.360 --> 1:03:14.600 as her sharing something? Because I don't really because I 1:03:14.680 --> 1:03:18.200 know that you aren't sharing everything. And wow, y'all bitches, 1:03:18.600 --> 1:03:21.880 tri no, you you didn't really actually share anything. 1:03:21.640 --> 1:03:23.919 Right, is what I'm talking That was pretty open. 1:03:24.680 --> 1:03:28.080 Watching porn is not open at all, friend, Andrew talking 1:03:28.080 --> 1:03:31.440 about we talked about literally everything else today. 1:03:31.720 --> 1:03:35.840 And you that a forty year old Sydney forty one, 1:03:36.040 --> 1:03:36.520 forty one? 1:03:36.840 --> 1:03:39.200 What with he ate out a forty one year old 1:03:39.240 --> 1:03:42.840 with a nickel under your nobody gets topped at I 1:03:42.840 --> 1:03:45.000 said it tasted like his ass tasted like pennies poins. 1:03:45.160 --> 1:03:48.760 Know you always win when it comes to storytime. Andrew 1:03:48.880 --> 1:03:49.600 takes the cake. 1:03:50.720 --> 1:03:52.960 I mean it depends on what you talk to because 1:03:53.000 --> 1:03:57.240 sometimes is he's losing. Oh yeah, depending on how you know. 1:03:57.360 --> 1:03:59.880 This time I felt like I lost, you know, I mean, 1:04:00.000 --> 1:04:01.360 you had a good time. Are you gonna see him again? 1:04:01.880 --> 1:04:05.000 Maybe if he hits me up first. Oh, that's the 1:04:05.080 --> 1:04:07.720 game that we're playing. We're playing. Well, yeah, because you 1:04:07.800 --> 1:04:11.920 felt like you exerted too much energy on this, because 1:04:12.000 --> 1:04:15.640 you were putting forth more effort. You think I don't 1:04:15.640 --> 1:04:18.000 know all that to say, Sidney story wasn't enough for 1:04:18.040 --> 1:04:20.240 me to share anything about me. That's what I'm saying. 1:04:20.520 --> 1:04:20.880 What what? 1:04:22.800 --> 1:04:22.920 Now? 1:04:23.160 --> 1:04:26.000 She's unbuttoning her pants and her shirt. She had a 1:04:26.080 --> 1:04:29.120 cat on the entire time, and now we bout to 1:04:29.160 --> 1:04:31.880 wrap up. She just took her coat off and fully 1:04:32.000 --> 1:04:36.800 lifted her shirt up and her titties are outd Yeah, 1:04:36.800 --> 1:04:37.520 I'm definitely. 1:04:37.520 --> 1:04:39.080 Using any wanted me to share. 1:04:41.240 --> 1:04:47.160 This visual. No, this is a podcast. The people wanted, 1:04:47.240 --> 1:04:49.080 the fans want to know what's happening in your life. 1:04:49.120 --> 1:04:51.200 And you're like, I watched porn today. Well, I took 1:04:51.200 --> 1:04:54.760 off my shirt. I took off my shirt and sharing 1:04:55.520 --> 1:04:57.120 I want you all to know that I'm trying I'm 1:04:57.160 --> 1:04:57.960 trying very hard. 1:04:59.040 --> 1:05:03.080 Andrew, what you know, his type fits describe my boobs? 1:05:03.520 --> 1:05:06.480 Okay, yeah, they're really nice boobs as far as boobs go. 1:05:07.040 --> 1:05:11.240 Who Andrew, you like boobs? I don't. I don't know. 1:05:11.280 --> 1:05:14.920 I don't like boobs obviously, so but they look nice. Sidney, 1:05:14.960 --> 1:05:17.800 he said, tuck your tits alternate title. 1:05:19.320 --> 1:05:21.840 I think I think we've said that. 1:05:21.920 --> 1:05:26.040 Before though, because hop your top, hop your top, but we. 1:05:26.240 --> 1:05:27.120 Took your tits before. 1:05:28.680 --> 1:05:31.919 All right? That well, that's it, guys. I really tried. 1:05:32.000 --> 1:05:34.400 I'm taking everybody to dinner. We're going to shake shop. 1:05:34.440 --> 1:05:35.560 What times is it close? Yo? 1:05:35.760 --> 1:05:37.960 Sidney said, I'm taking everybody to dinner tonight. And I 1:05:38.080 --> 1:05:41.560 was like, fetti, Genie afraid. Andrew and I were like, 1:05:41.560 --> 1:05:46.720 we're gonna get We're gonna split a Lagnia's gonna get 1:05:46.760 --> 1:05:51.200 some steaks. Oh my god, stick freaks right, so bumps. 1:05:51.680 --> 1:05:53.560 And then Sidney's like shake check and we were like, 1:05:54.280 --> 1:05:58.120 you're taking us to lunch for dinner. Lunch dinner we 1:05:58.320 --> 1:06:00.160 always go. And it's the end of the nice to 1:06:00.240 --> 1:06:02.760 meat not even fresh. Really that late. It looks a 1:06:02.800 --> 1:06:04.440 lot later than it is. It's only eight. 1:06:06.000 --> 1:06:13.280 Okay, Well, guys, this was fun. I promise to expose 1:06:13.400 --> 1:06:16.520 myself more less. How about less expose yourself. 1:06:16.320 --> 1:06:20.240 Less in summer gards. That is what I'm saying. 1:06:20.400 --> 1:06:22.560 Mariam, you're saying that my boob didn't turn you on. 1:06:23.000 --> 1:06:26.840 No, it also, and I know this for a fact, 1:06:26.960 --> 1:06:29.600 did not turn Andrew on. It did not at all. 1:06:29.880 --> 1:06:31.600 He said he is softer than he's ever been. 1:06:31.760 --> 1:06:32.160 Let me tell you. 1:06:32.200 --> 1:06:36.080 He said, baby is baby food. 1:06:36.160 --> 1:06:38.720 Right now, imagine we're gonna go to shake check and I'm. 1:06:38.560 --> 1:06:40.560 Gonna put it on this gift card that I got. 1:06:41.040 --> 1:06:43.160 I was thinking, not do that. 1:06:45.240 --> 1:06:50.160 I'm gonna set this sh up online. I'm like, let 1:06:50.200 --> 1:06:50.960 me get on, let me. 1:06:55.080 --> 1:07:00.600 Goodbye everyone, bye, uh yeah, rate comment, subscribe, check out 1:07:00.600 --> 1:07:05.400 the patreon on uh and We'll see you in San Francisco. 1:07:06.000 --> 1:07:07.920 Maybe this episode comes out after that, I don't know. 1:07:07.960 --> 1:07:12.720 Hopefully you came Sam First Sketch Fests on January eighteenth. 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