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Speaker 1: Forever.

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Speaker 2: Hey, everybody, we're talking as if it's twenty twenty, but

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Speaker 2: it's not. It is December twenty, No, December nineteenth.

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Speaker 1: I don't know the days.

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Speaker 2: I know. I love that you don't know what date

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Speaker 2: it is.

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Speaker 1: I swore that yesterday was Thursday. Okay, sought today all day.

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Speaker 1: Thought today was Friday, you know, but.

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Speaker 2: Today is Friday because it's dropping on Friday.

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Speaker 1: But the day that we're recording this on is a Thursday.

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Speaker 1: Look at us anyway, Andrew got his cards. Wait, my car,

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Speaker 1: says Dad on the cover.

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Speaker 3: Oh that's so cute, that's so sweet.

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Speaker 1: Oh wow, oh oh you warn Daddy.

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Speaker 2: Five hundred dollars five hundred, five hundred dollars, one hundred dollars.

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Speaker 1: Wow.

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Speaker 2: Is this from forever dog?

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Speaker 3: No, it's from me. It's a thank you for letting

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Speaker 3: me be such a part of your life.

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Speaker 1: Did you copy and paste the messages in both of

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Speaker 1: our No?

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Speaker 2: No, let me let me. Can I say what mine saying?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Your smile Okay, Sidney, thank you for making this past

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Speaker 2: year particularly great and for involving me in the pod

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Speaker 2: in such a major way. I know I may not

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Speaker 2: always show it, but I am genuinely so happy.

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Speaker 1: That sounds a lot like me, though, I wait, but I.

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Speaker 2: Am genuinely so happy to be able to call you

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Speaker 2: a friend. I know this past year has been hard

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Speaker 2: for you, but just know I'm always there for you

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Speaker 2: every step of the way.

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Speaker 1: A friend.

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna cry, Thank you cry.

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Speaker 1: Okay, let's read mine, Marie. I don't like you that much,

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Speaker 1: and I can't believe that we do this once a week.

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Speaker 1: That's what it says. That's it says. It says, Marie.

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Speaker 1: I know we haven't exactly been seeing ida eye lately. Okay,

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Speaker 1: so that's basically what I just said. Okay, but I

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Speaker 1: just want you to know that everything I've always done

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Speaker 1: has always been in the best interest of you and

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Speaker 1: the show. I'm so grateful for you both for having

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Speaker 1: me included in such a big way. I look forward

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Speaker 1: to seeing what's next for you as one of your

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Speaker 1: biggest supporters. Happy holidays to you and your family. Love you, Andre, Andre,

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Speaker 1: that's what we're calling Andre, no more, Andrew, Andrew, thank

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Speaker 1: you so much. Sure we didn't have anything prepared for you.

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Speaker 2: WoT expect you to, Okay, but you know, uh, you know,

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Speaker 2: the next podcast we have the live show, you'll be

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Speaker 2: in there. We'll get you a gift.

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Speaker 1: Oh great, thanks.

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Speaker 2: The gift is being on the podcast.

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Speaker 1: Christmas Happy Cleansers.

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Speaker 2: I mean, I mean, how many uh like stalkers and

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Speaker 2: fans do you have?

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Speaker 1: Oh?

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Speaker 3: I just put them all into like a you know

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Speaker 3: how like you could have like primary folder for so

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Speaker 3: I put them all in general.

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Speaker 1: I know you could have a folder. You could have

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Speaker 1: folders on Instagram.

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Speaker 3: Yeah as well, there's two options. It's primary or in general.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, oh I did what.

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Speaker 1: So you don't.

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Speaker 3: I don't get notifications if a general person responds my

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Speaker 3: story or whatever, but I will if primary.

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Speaker 1: Does shod shod. Well, everybody is in the same place

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Speaker 1: on mine. I think what I'm gonna do with my

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Speaker 1: Instagram now is mute everybody. So when I log onto Instagram,

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Speaker 1: it's just pictures of me, because it's like, you want

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Speaker 1: to be happy for your friends, right You want to

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Speaker 1: be happy for people that you know, you want to

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Speaker 1: see your like internet cousins, you know, the people that

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Speaker 1: like you're friends would on social media thrive. But sometimes

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Speaker 1: you'll be like everybody seems to be doing well, but like,

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Speaker 1: I don't want to see that right now?

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Speaker 2: So that's that's real.

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Speaker 1: I like self care.

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Speaker 2: It's okay to be like, I'm happy for you, but

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Speaker 2: I'm not happy for you. I'm happy for you, but

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Speaker 2: I'm also like, I don't I don't need to see

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Speaker 1: Right, it's okay, Right, you can just mute them. That's

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Speaker 1: what I'm doing. And I think I'm gonna mute everybody

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Speaker 1: me looking at my stuff. Great.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's smart, because that's really really smart. I mean,

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Speaker 2: I've I know that there's like people who I'm really

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Speaker 1: I know that they have me muted. So yeah, how

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Speaker 1: do you know? You just you think it because they're

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Speaker 1: not lacking your stuff. Yeah, they don't like any of

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Speaker 1: my stuff. Yes, but some people don't see Like, if

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Speaker 1: interact with somebody, then their posts don't show up on

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Speaker 1: your timeline. Say what the way that that's the way

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Speaker 1: the algorithm is set up. Okay, So we see each

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Speaker 1: other's stuff because we send each other messages and we

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but if like there are hundreds of people, thousands

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Speaker 1: It's not necessarily that you're muted. They're just not seeing

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Speaker 1: your stuff. It's just at the bottom of the list. Yeah, exactly.

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Speaker 1: You know they need to bring back the well, that's order.

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Speaker 2: That's unacceptable too.

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Speaker 3: That was confusing the chronological order because then if you

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Speaker 1: Here. Yes, but that's what I want, really, you want

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Speaker 2: Yeah that doesn't make sense, but I.

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Speaker 1: Mean stories save the day. So honestly, it's all about

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Speaker 2: I mean that. But honestly, stories is what makes me

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Speaker 2: I feel like people don't post a lot on there,

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Speaker 2: I know I'll be doing too much, but it's fine.

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Speaker 2: I mean, the people love it.

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Speaker 1: The people who are you're complaining about people love it.

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Speaker 1: Two friend, you can't have it both ways. You can't

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Speaker 2: Like well, some of the people who are on the

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Speaker 1: I don't know what am I saying? What are they doing?

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Speaker 2: I just feel like if you were talking to the

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Speaker 1: We'll see that you will be videoing themselves with tears. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: and they're like, you know this is honestly. I was

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Speaker 3: I feel like that's for close friends. I feel like

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Speaker 1: But I was trying to figure out what my close

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Speaker 1: it's gotta be a different. But the group chat, Okay,

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Speaker 1: our group chat is lit. Let's talk about it.

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Speaker 2: It's insane.

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Speaker 1: Sydney, Carolina and Amina are in a group chat and

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Speaker 1: it is this year or in twenty nineteen. The group

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Speaker 2: It was too much like blow by blow back to

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, my new thing is now, I guess

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Speaker 1: because this week it happened like three times Carolina will

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Speaker 1: to anybody, she was just miming it. And I was like, Sis,

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Speaker 2: And why is she trying to show you? I feel

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Speaker 2: the one that I'm like worried about. It's like adamant

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Speaker 2: about sucking dick. No, ma'am, that's not that's not your vibe.

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Speaker 1: That's sis. I'd be like, well, because you know this

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Speaker 2: And also, if you want to suck dick, right, you

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Speaker 1: Well. She was saying that Parris, her her gay best friend,

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Speaker 1: was showing me. She was like, it's all about the head.

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Speaker 2: That's second hand. That's telephone, bitch.

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Speaker 3: Telephone hand telephone.

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Speaker 2: I mean, you don't know what he told her.

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Speaker 1: You get Paris want me to do. You gotta call

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Speaker 1: I touched it with a dry hand. The driest to ask, okay, stop,

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Speaker 1: please stop, please please please stop. You don't have touch

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Speaker 1: my dick anymore. I'd be like, oh, are you sure?

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Speaker 2: But I really wanted to all fun.

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Speaker 1: Why is it so swaft because your hand is so dry? Sorry,

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Speaker 1: I got eggs in my palms.

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Speaker 2: I think in twenty twenty, you shouldn't have to give

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Speaker 2: a blowjob if your heart's not really in it.

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Speaker 1: That's always been what it is.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but some people feel like they're obligated, like, oh,

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Speaker 2: you know you this is a part of leading up

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Speaker 2: to sex, and it's just like we don't have to

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Speaker 2: throw that. You can have You can have dinner without apps.

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Speaker 2: You could go straight to the entree.

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Speaker 1: Okay, come on, bump a sticker. You can have merch.

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Speaker 1: We're doing bumper stickers next year. In the New Year.

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Speaker 1: You could have entrees but no apps. Yeah. Yeah, but

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Speaker 1: don't you love when somebody orders like a bunch of

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Speaker 1: apps for the table.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but I hope that it's a friend that knows

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Speaker 2: what kind of fucking apps I want.

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Speaker 2: That's a banner, that's a David banner. And so wait,

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, where are you meeting people these days? On grinder? Okay? Now,

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Speaker 1: For the new year? Sure, the city, don't be answering

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Speaker 3: Oriented to me, I am, yes, that's least energy that

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Speaker 3: There's another one next to it, Andrews. But what did

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Speaker 1: Okay? But the guy are you ready?

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Speaker 2: Okay? But this picture is like he's a.

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Speaker 3: His apartment Okay, up.

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Speaker 3: Stack six pairs of shoes outside of his apartment. I

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Speaker 1: Okay, they walked in. Wait, what neighborhood are we in?

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Speaker 3: It's Prospect Park right around here. Okay, okay, really yeah,

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Speaker 2: and let's talk about that. I moved and my stuff

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Speaker 3: Well, you were talking about what is it the service

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Speaker 1: I got and addresser, you know, I'll hit you all

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Speaker 1: off with some money. Yeah, we got these eight hundred

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Speaker 2: You just gave us.

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Speaker 3: But yeah, four months, but it's four months. He literally,

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Speaker 1: are you part of that for four months? For four months? Well,

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Speaker 3: Literally the only piece of furniture that he had was

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Speaker 2: That's scary and he's forty one. Are you going through

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Speaker 1: Did he lose everything because he had all the boxes.

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Speaker 3: But also he just had coins all over his floor,

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Speaker 2: Okay, like quarters and it was just like this, this

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Speaker 3: It's like someone poured like a piggy bang all over.

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Speaker 1: Okay, man, you get about being poured all over? Did

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Speaker 1: you let? Did y'all have sex? Yeah, I'm saying you say,

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Speaker 1: or whatever?

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Speaker 2: You were all judgmentally.

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Speaker 3: He still had plants, which you know he was like

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Speaker 2: Hey, guys, if you walk into a man's apartment and

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Speaker 1: Well, Andrew said, the plants wasn't dead, so that's he

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Speaker 3: I I took care of him really because the first

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Speaker 2: You ate you ate as you ate ass on the

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Speaker 1: And dimes, ass, lions, tigers and eggs. So we're not

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Speaker 1: we're doing apps and ass today exactly. Yes, wow, as

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Speaker 2: Title, and we eaten ass.

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Speaker 1: But yeah, it was fine.

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Speaker 3: His dick was gigantic, but like like one of those

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Speaker 1: You've seen a curvy dick like curve what do you

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Speaker 3: Half like like like uh like to the left left.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I've never seen. I've only ever seen like the

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Speaker 2: And it's like taking a detour.

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00:20:48,640 --> 00:20:51,040
Speaker 1: Will that be like, gentle, I'm gonna go this way.

444
00:20:51,280 --> 00:20:51,480
Speaker 2: Yeah.

445
00:20:51,800 --> 00:20:54,679
Speaker 3: I can't even imagine putting that like in your body

446
00:20:54,680 --> 00:20:57,399
Speaker 3: in that way. So he didn't have sex, Oh, you

447
00:20:57,440 --> 00:20:59,080
Speaker 3: can handle it. I was like, I don't want to

448
00:20:59,119 --> 00:21:00,080
Speaker 3: do that.

449
00:20:59,760 --> 00:21:02,439
Speaker 1: But that's what that's what we're here for. Friend. No,

450
00:21:02,640 --> 00:21:03,360
Speaker 1: we can do we.

451
00:21:03,320 --> 00:21:07,480
Speaker 3: Can do the apps, the apps, right, we don't need

452
00:21:07,480 --> 00:21:07,960
Speaker 3: the full.

453
00:21:08,280 --> 00:21:10,200
Speaker 2: I have a little brata, you know, I have a

454
00:21:11,400 --> 00:21:12,719
Speaker 2: break plate and whatnot.

455
00:21:13,000 --> 00:21:13,720
Speaker 1: But it was fine.

456
00:21:13,720 --> 00:21:15,479
Speaker 3: And then we went to go to dinner and then

457
00:21:15,480 --> 00:21:16,000
Speaker 3: we went to go.

458
00:21:15,960 --> 00:21:19,320
Speaker 1: See wait wait wait wait wait and had apps.

459
00:21:20,240 --> 00:21:22,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, we're not eating before I eat him out.

460
00:21:23,440 --> 00:21:30,119
Speaker 1: Yo. That's the episode is as first apps later, So

461
00:21:30,200 --> 00:21:34,640
Speaker 1: you merch, that's merch. I'm just like, so now I'm

462
00:21:34,640 --> 00:21:36,520
Speaker 1: sitting across from you eat Wait where did he take

463
00:21:36,520 --> 00:21:40,640
Speaker 1: you somewhere? Nice? Uh? The gag y'all went to shake

464
00:21:40,960 --> 00:21:44,320
Speaker 1: went to the gag was they.

465
00:21:44,200 --> 00:21:48,640
Speaker 3: Bought the tickets to the the movie, and so when

466
00:21:48,680 --> 00:21:51,720
Speaker 3: the check came at the end, he just like didn't

467
00:21:51,720 --> 00:21:53,480
Speaker 3: do anything. So I just like put my card down

468
00:21:53,880 --> 00:21:56,040
Speaker 3: and I was like, I feel fucking dumb.

469
00:21:56,080 --> 00:21:57,520
Speaker 2: Right, why he paid for the movie?

470
00:21:57,720 --> 00:22:00,480
Speaker 3: But I don't know when there's that considerable that edge,

471
00:22:01,000 --> 00:22:04,000
Speaker 3: what do you think You're like, You're like.

472
00:22:04,000 --> 00:22:06,760
Speaker 1: You're the daddy. You're looking for daddy, right.

473
00:22:06,359 --> 00:22:08,119
Speaker 2: He said, whenever you're in my house, do you know

474
00:22:08,160 --> 00:22:13,000
Speaker 2: what I'm dealing with? Picked up some of that change

475
00:22:13,840 --> 00:22:16,320
Speaker 2: these are t ain't got the.

476
00:22:16,240 --> 00:22:19,440
Speaker 1: Furniture, Andrew, this is what you do. Next time that happens.

477
00:22:19,480 --> 00:22:22,239
Speaker 1: They drop the check. He don't even reach for it.

478
00:22:22,320 --> 00:22:25,159
Speaker 1: You don't reach for it. You say to him, do

479
00:22:25,240 --> 00:22:28,280
Speaker 1: you do you want to split this if you're gonna,

480
00:22:28,320 --> 00:22:31,000
Speaker 1: if that's what you feel like is gonna happen, because

481
00:22:31,240 --> 00:22:34,679
Speaker 1: putting your card down and not saying anything is fully

482
00:22:34,720 --> 00:22:38,119
Speaker 1: problematic in that. Like I mean for me, I mean

483
00:22:38,119 --> 00:22:40,280
Speaker 1: I wouldn't. I don't leave my house in your card anyway.

484
00:22:40,320 --> 00:22:41,040
Speaker 2: You know what that means?

485
00:22:41,840 --> 00:22:42,560
Speaker 1: What does that mean?

486
00:22:42,720 --> 00:22:43,280
Speaker 2: You didn't really?

487
00:22:43,440 --> 00:22:48,400
Speaker 3: He asked, Well, no, he enjoyed it. He was, Yes,

488
00:22:48,560 --> 00:22:53,840
Speaker 3: he showed how he was rock hard the entire time.

489
00:22:54,119 --> 00:22:55,240
Speaker 2: Nah, you know how you should.

490
00:22:56,320 --> 00:22:58,320
Speaker 1: Yes, he came. We both came.

491
00:22:58,440 --> 00:22:59,640
Speaker 2: You gotta pay for everything?

492
00:23:01,160 --> 00:23:04,640
Speaker 3: That's my movie, did Jesse? We went to go see

493
00:23:04,640 --> 00:23:06,399
Speaker 3: the movie that Sydney spoiled.

494
00:23:06,640 --> 00:23:12,560
Speaker 1: To wait so you hold up yo, you hate and

495
00:23:12,600 --> 00:23:15,560
Speaker 1: then went to see Queensland that he paid for, and

496
00:23:15,840 --> 00:23:17,359
Speaker 1: then you bought him food.

497
00:23:17,520 --> 00:23:19,360
Speaker 2: Well that's what makes sense. He's like, well, you saw

498
00:23:19,400 --> 00:23:22,280
Speaker 2: a black trauma. Now you have to pay for this food. Yeah,

499
00:23:22,440 --> 00:23:23,760
Speaker 2: now you got to pay for black Boy Joy.

500
00:23:23,880 --> 00:23:26,399
Speaker 3: Yeah, I can tell that he was uncomfortable after the

501
00:23:26,440 --> 00:23:28,679
Speaker 3: movie ended because it was like, Oh, I don't know

502
00:23:28,680 --> 00:23:31,920
Speaker 3: how to talk to this like white kid that's much

503
00:23:31,960 --> 00:23:32,560
Speaker 3: younger than me.

504
00:23:32,600 --> 00:23:38,600
Speaker 2: About that, well, white kid before the movie? Did he

505
00:23:38,720 --> 00:23:40,879
Speaker 2: not know what the movie was fucking about?

506
00:23:41,680 --> 00:23:43,479
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't know what I mean. I really

507
00:23:43,520 --> 00:23:45,000
Speaker 1: went into it and not knowing what it was about either.

508
00:23:45,160 --> 00:23:48,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, honestly, I mean I would win with nobody white though,

509
00:23:48,359 --> 00:23:50,400
Speaker 2: I'll tell you that much, no offense. I love y'all,

510
00:23:51,400 --> 00:23:54,639
Speaker 2: y'all know, there's just some things that I want to

511
00:23:54,720 --> 00:23:56,960
Speaker 2: keep for me and you know, the people who look

512
00:23:57,000 --> 00:23:57,159
Speaker 2: like me.

513
00:23:57,240 --> 00:24:00,560
Speaker 1: It's no shod, no shod, no shot.

514
00:24:00,800 --> 00:24:04,760
Speaker 3: But a nighthawk cinema with the food that comes out.

515
00:24:04,920 --> 00:24:08,439
Speaker 3: So that's the Alama Alama, like the same premise.

516
00:24:08,480 --> 00:24:10,560
Speaker 1: I think it's called it's like a theater that they

517
00:24:10,640 --> 00:24:14,040
Speaker 1: you can order foods but drinks and were y'all in

518
00:24:14,080 --> 00:24:14,560
Speaker 1: New Jersey.

519
00:24:14,720 --> 00:24:15,600
Speaker 2: I've never heard of that one.

520
00:24:15,760 --> 00:24:18,199
Speaker 1: No, it's right around here. Yes, Sydney, don't do that.

521
00:24:18,359 --> 00:24:21,080
Speaker 2: Okay, Sorry, Okay, I'm being rude.

522
00:24:21,200 --> 00:24:25,520
Speaker 3: She's like, wow, okay, yeah he paid for that.

523
00:24:25,800 --> 00:24:28,160
Speaker 1: So but you guys got drinks at the movies. Yes,

524
00:24:28,240 --> 00:24:30,080
Speaker 1: So he spent like fifty dollars at the movie.

525
00:24:29,840 --> 00:24:32,680
Speaker 3: Theaters easy, and I spent fifty dollars at dinner.

526
00:24:32,760 --> 00:24:34,240
Speaker 2: Okay, so yeah I went Dutch.

527
00:24:34,359 --> 00:24:37,159
Speaker 1: Okay, well there you go. I don't know. Yeah, whoa,

528
00:24:37,480 --> 00:24:41,040
Speaker 1: maybe it start dating people who are not super rich.

529
00:24:41,160 --> 00:24:44,080
Speaker 2: I'm sorry you went to his house, got no couch?

530
00:24:44,119 --> 00:24:47,040
Speaker 2: What do you expect if I'm buying you? If I'm

531
00:24:47,040 --> 00:24:49,280
Speaker 2: paying for everything and I ain't got no couch, you

532
00:24:49,280 --> 00:24:52,879
Speaker 2: should not want to fuck with me. Yeah, so y'all

533
00:24:52,920 --> 00:24:54,960
Speaker 2: did the date backwards? I love that.

534
00:24:55,440 --> 00:24:58,159
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, that's why you sort of have to do it.

535
00:24:58,160 --> 00:25:00,760
Speaker 3: You can't have dinner if you're like a gay couple.

536
00:25:01,240 --> 00:25:01,520
Speaker 2: First.

537
00:25:02,480 --> 00:25:07,160
Speaker 1: Okay, well you ate before the movie, so yeah, because

538
00:25:07,400 --> 00:25:08,760
Speaker 1: I was hungry, you ate?

539
00:25:10,520 --> 00:25:14,320
Speaker 2: You didn't get full of that. I saw the cakes.

540
00:25:15,800 --> 00:25:21,840
Speaker 2: They looked full to me, look like thanksgivin Danna, beans.

541
00:25:21,480 --> 00:25:29,640
Speaker 1: Greens, tomatoes, potatoes, beans, greens. Well, he's high, he's high high.

542
00:25:29,800 --> 00:25:31,080
Speaker 2: So what do you want to do? Do you want

543
00:25:31,080 --> 00:25:33,600
Speaker 2: to move forward? Or are you feeling like, I don't.

544
00:25:33,440 --> 00:25:36,320
Speaker 3: Know, he's just a little he's a little strange.

545
00:25:36,680 --> 00:25:36,919
Speaker 1: You know.

546
00:25:37,600 --> 00:25:40,880
Speaker 3: It was a strange, just like a little like socially awkward.

547
00:25:41,400 --> 00:25:43,520
Speaker 1: You know. So after the movie he didn't really have

548
00:25:43,520 --> 00:25:45,840
Speaker 1: anything to say. And yeah, I mean like yeah, and

549
00:25:45,880 --> 00:25:46,520
Speaker 1: I know you started.

550
00:25:46,800 --> 00:25:48,600
Speaker 3: It was like, okay, I'm going to take responsibility to

551
00:25:48,680 --> 00:25:50,800
Speaker 3: lead this conversation with him, you know, and I just

552
00:25:50,840 --> 00:25:53,879
Speaker 3: started like throwing things at him. I was the one talking.

553
00:25:53,960 --> 00:25:56,119
Speaker 1: You know, you initiated the conversation after.

554
00:25:56,359 --> 00:25:58,840
Speaker 3: Yeah, because I was like, you're not talking about anything,

555
00:25:59,040 --> 00:26:01,280
Speaker 3: so here's just telling you about my week.

556
00:26:01,520 --> 00:26:03,680
Speaker 2: Well he was like he felt weird because y'all saw

557
00:26:03,680 --> 00:26:04,080
Speaker 2: the movie.

558
00:26:04,119 --> 00:26:05,520
Speaker 3: And he was like, what we no, no, no, this was

559
00:26:05,920 --> 00:26:07,680
Speaker 3: before the movie. I thought you were asking about at

560
00:26:07,680 --> 00:26:10,200
Speaker 3: dinner after the movie. We just it was late because

561
00:26:10,200 --> 00:26:14,200
Speaker 3: he got a ten thirty showing, very like, what's a showing?

562
00:26:14,240 --> 00:26:14,840
Speaker 1: What does he do?

563
00:26:15,240 --> 00:26:15,320
Speaker 3: Oh?

564
00:26:15,359 --> 00:26:16,240
Speaker 1: What is he? Uh?

565
00:26:16,320 --> 00:26:19,680
Speaker 3: He he said that he plans like the New York

566
00:26:19,720 --> 00:26:21,480
Speaker 3: City Marathon. He works for that company.

567
00:26:21,720 --> 00:26:26,320
Speaker 1: Ah, okay, well he need to play an unpopped unpack

568
00:26:26,359 --> 00:26:30,840
Speaker 1: them boxes. But so the order was him you at

569
00:26:30,880 --> 00:26:32,919
Speaker 1: his house and we talked a little bit.

570
00:26:33,119 --> 00:26:33,680
Speaker 2: Not a lot.

571
00:26:33,760 --> 00:26:38,800
Speaker 1: It was it awkward. Then okay, he said, you weren't there.

572
00:26:39,600 --> 00:26:42,320
Speaker 1: You don't even know we were you counting our words?

573
00:26:42,600 --> 00:26:44,239
Speaker 3: I mean we were already on the bed because that's

574
00:26:44,240 --> 00:26:45,560
Speaker 3: the only furniture that he has.

575
00:26:46,040 --> 00:26:49,000
Speaker 1: Set all those boxes, wasn't i Lujiah.

576
00:26:49,880 --> 00:26:52,480
Speaker 2: It's like, yeah, this is my couch bed over here.

577
00:26:53,200 --> 00:26:57,119
Speaker 2: He's like, take your clothes off. You have bed, so

578
00:26:57,240 --> 00:26:59,080
Speaker 2: you canda have your outside clothes on my bed. So

579
00:26:59,160 --> 00:26:59,960
Speaker 2: take everything off.

580
00:27:01,000 --> 00:27:03,000
Speaker 1: That's hot. So you talked a little bit. Was it

581
00:27:03,080 --> 00:27:06,200
Speaker 1: was he social socially awkward at the house, Not as

582
00:27:06,280 --> 00:27:08,520
Speaker 1: much now because he knew some sex was about to

583
00:27:08,520 --> 00:27:08,880
Speaker 1: go down.

584
00:27:08,920 --> 00:27:09,359
Speaker 2: Yea, he was.

585
00:27:09,440 --> 00:27:10,600
Speaker 1: He was like a nerd.

586
00:27:10,760 --> 00:27:12,640
Speaker 3: He there's like there was some things that I could

587
00:27:12,640 --> 00:27:15,400
Speaker 3: talk to him about, like like nerdy stuff like TV.

588
00:27:15,240 --> 00:27:15,800
Speaker 2: Star Wars.

589
00:27:16,320 --> 00:27:20,800
Speaker 1: I'm not into Star Wars, but you know, yes, star Wars,

590
00:27:21,160 --> 00:27:26,600
Speaker 1: video video games, Dragon ball z Yo. Sydney said, star Wars,

591
00:27:27,640 --> 00:27:29,440
Speaker 1: and then you guys went to dinner and then you

592
00:27:29,440 --> 00:27:34,239
Speaker 1: went to the movies. Yes, that's correct. M okay. We

593
00:27:34,280 --> 00:27:36,639
Speaker 1: took the bus to the bus.

594
00:27:36,840 --> 00:27:39,040
Speaker 2: Whoa, that's that got my dick.

595
00:27:39,520 --> 00:27:42,439
Speaker 1: That's why he got all that change on the floor.

596
00:27:42,480 --> 00:27:47,920
Speaker 1: That's his bus fare. My dick is flasted. You said, bus.

597
00:27:50,320 --> 00:27:52,400
Speaker 1: What bus was it? I have no clue.

598
00:27:55,080 --> 00:27:59,439
Speaker 2: Given you. I'm already seven months in a relationship.

599
00:27:59,560 --> 00:28:03,840
Speaker 1: They took the Polar Express to the Queen and Slim.

600
00:28:04,000 --> 00:28:06,520
Speaker 1: You know, people throw shade at the bus. But since

601
00:28:06,560 --> 00:28:08,720
Speaker 1: I've moved into this new neighborhood, I like taking the bus.

602
00:28:08,760 --> 00:28:10,360
Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, I too.

603
00:28:10,480 --> 00:28:12,080
Speaker 1: I'd be taking the bus more than I take the train.

604
00:28:12,119 --> 00:28:13,800
Speaker 1: Now sometimes I like the bus.

605
00:28:14,160 --> 00:28:15,040
Speaker 2: I like sitting there.

606
00:28:15,119 --> 00:28:16,359
Speaker 1: And just when was the last time you were on

607
00:28:16,400 --> 00:28:16,880
Speaker 1: the bus? Friend?

608
00:28:17,640 --> 00:28:22,639
Speaker 2: Okay, actually, I think like a month ago I was

609
00:28:22,720 --> 00:28:23,720
Speaker 2: on the bus with somebody else.

610
00:28:24,160 --> 00:28:24,520
Speaker 1: Mm hmm.

611
00:28:24,840 --> 00:28:27,720
Speaker 2: I wasn't by myself. They had to fight me because

612
00:28:28,200 --> 00:28:30,760
Speaker 2: you know, I don't take the bus or the train.

613
00:28:32,160 --> 00:28:36,040
Speaker 1: Or walk Sidney. Can we talk about you saving money

614
00:28:36,160 --> 00:28:39,479
Speaker 1: in the new year? My god, No, you don't talk

615
00:28:39,480 --> 00:28:40,880
Speaker 1: about that. I know I do. I do.

616
00:28:41,160 --> 00:28:42,880
Speaker 2: I'm getting I'm getting my teeth done.

617
00:28:43,080 --> 00:28:47,400
Speaker 1: So it was saving money. That's spending money, friends, I know.

618
00:28:47,560 --> 00:28:50,000
Speaker 2: Well, I had to talk up top. I work just

619
00:28:50,160 --> 00:28:51,280
Speaker 2: like Andrew in a date.

620
00:28:51,840 --> 00:28:53,600
Speaker 1: As ass dinner movie.

621
00:28:53,720 --> 00:28:56,360
Speaker 2: Yeah backwards, I'll tell you what I'm about to spend

622
00:28:56,600 --> 00:29:02,240
Speaker 2: the money. I'm gonna say, Yeah, I'm gonna get my teeth.

623
00:29:02,280 --> 00:29:05,120
Speaker 2: I need to book something like serious quick fast.

624
00:29:05,160 --> 00:29:06,680
Speaker 1: You're get your teeth fixed? How much do you think

625
00:29:06,680 --> 00:29:07,440
Speaker 1: that's gonna cost.

626
00:29:09,000 --> 00:29:11,440
Speaker 2: Thousands of dollars. Oh no, I'm about to use all

627
00:29:11,520 --> 00:29:12,480
Speaker 2: that J Crew money.

628
00:29:13,360 --> 00:29:16,280
Speaker 3: Weren't you like set up with Sandy's husband?

629
00:29:16,400 --> 00:29:17,440
Speaker 1: Okay, you remember that.

630
00:29:18,160 --> 00:29:20,280
Speaker 2: I'm gonna go back to but I told her, yeah,

631
00:29:20,720 --> 00:29:22,040
Speaker 2: a year ago, I'm gonna go back to him. But

632
00:29:22,080 --> 00:29:23,680
Speaker 2: I'm like, I'm gonna have money, and I'm like, no,

633
00:29:23,960 --> 00:29:26,760
Speaker 2: like charge me. You know obviously if you don't want

634
00:29:26,760 --> 00:29:29,000
Speaker 2: to charge me, like everything, but charge me, I'm like,

635
00:29:29,080 --> 00:29:31,200
Speaker 2: I want to pay. I'm a client.

636
00:29:31,720 --> 00:29:33,280
Speaker 1: I haven't been did the dentist in a while. Should

637
00:29:33,280 --> 00:29:35,920
Speaker 1: go to Sandy's husband too and be like, what twelve

638
00:29:35,960 --> 00:29:36,600
Speaker 1: dollars with me? Is that?

639
00:29:36,640 --> 00:29:36,880
Speaker 2: Okay?

640
00:29:37,240 --> 00:29:39,720
Speaker 1: No, probably not. I can cover this cleaning.

641
00:29:40,000 --> 00:29:42,560
Speaker 2: Keith deserves all of it. He's great. Teeth by Keith.

642
00:29:42,640 --> 00:29:45,160
Speaker 1: Y'all need to go by Keith so funny. That's like

643
00:29:45,240 --> 00:29:51,560
Speaker 1: those Instagram like uh wig like Tokyo styles, Wig Bye Walters.

644
00:29:51,240 --> 00:29:52,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, wig my Walters.

645
00:29:53,280 --> 00:29:57,280
Speaker 1: I would beat that wig by Walters. People be hashtagging

646
00:29:57,400 --> 00:30:01,320
Speaker 1: like they're like face beat by more or whatever, like

647
00:30:01,640 --> 00:30:02,400
Speaker 1: teeth by Teith.

648
00:30:02,720 --> 00:30:06,120
Speaker 2: Wow, teeth by Keith amazing? Okay, and he's in Gramercy

649
00:30:06,240 --> 00:30:10,640
Speaker 2: Park so exclusive. He's dope expensive. The office is real cute.

650
00:30:10,960 --> 00:30:13,600
Speaker 2: It's like appointments, only you can't just pull up.

651
00:30:13,840 --> 00:30:16,080
Speaker 1: I feel like that's what it is at most doctor's offices.

652
00:30:16,160 --> 00:30:19,560
Speaker 1: Do oh is it? I don't know. I also haven't

653
00:30:19,600 --> 00:30:21,600
Speaker 1: been the Dundas in so long. I need to go.

654
00:30:21,680 --> 00:30:23,200
Speaker 1: I want to get like my teeth cleaned, and I

655
00:30:23,240 --> 00:30:25,480
Speaker 1: feel like I need to make sure that you know,

656
00:30:25,640 --> 00:30:26,720
Speaker 1: I ain't got no cavities.

657
00:30:28,160 --> 00:30:29,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, I just want to like I want to replace

658
00:30:29,960 --> 00:30:32,280
Speaker 2: the tooth, get my teeth real straight. You know what

659
00:30:32,280 --> 00:30:34,480
Speaker 2: I'm saying, because that's what it is. It's like I'll

660
00:30:34,520 --> 00:30:36,320
Speaker 2: be looking at myself taped and I'm like, you know what,

661
00:30:36,800 --> 00:30:39,520
Speaker 2: you know, it's fucking his hold up me not acting

662
00:30:39,600 --> 00:30:41,560
Speaker 2: well and fucked up teeth, Like I need to have

663
00:30:42,040 --> 00:30:44,160
Speaker 2: at least something going well. Ye, your teeth are not

664
00:30:44,240 --> 00:30:47,200
Speaker 2: fed up though they the acting is so bad that

665
00:30:47,320 --> 00:30:50,760
Speaker 2: you're looking at my teeth. That's what That's what it is.

666
00:30:51,040 --> 00:30:53,560
Speaker 1: At your TV teeth, Look at your Hollywood teeth. Next

667
00:30:53,600 --> 00:30:54,760
Speaker 1: year in the new year.

668
00:30:54,800 --> 00:30:56,680
Speaker 2: Obviously, I'm not gonna get the chick lits, but I'm

669
00:30:56,680 --> 00:30:57,640
Speaker 2: gonna get a visiline.

670
00:30:58,160 --> 00:31:02,240
Speaker 3: Some like actresses that have like really fun up teeth, well,

671
00:31:02,320 --> 00:31:06,560
Speaker 3: like Demi Levado, Demi Levado. She had a gap for

672
00:31:06,560 --> 00:31:08,520
Speaker 3: a while, but then she got it fixed. Krsen Duns

673
00:31:08,560 --> 00:31:09,880
Speaker 3: also had bad teeth for a while.

674
00:31:10,000 --> 00:31:12,280
Speaker 1: Yeah, well they all start that's the city. They all

675
00:31:12,320 --> 00:31:13,200
Speaker 1: start out with bad teeth.

676
00:31:13,280 --> 00:31:15,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, but this is twenty nineteen. They don't do that.

677
00:31:15,440 --> 00:31:16,320
Speaker 2: That's for the nineties.

678
00:31:16,400 --> 00:31:18,560
Speaker 3: But they were famous before they got their teeth fixed.

679
00:31:18,920 --> 00:31:21,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I mean, that's the nineties. You don't do

680
00:31:21,200 --> 00:31:22,360
Speaker 2: that anymore. You got to already be.

681
00:31:22,360 --> 00:31:25,520
Speaker 1: Saying about the nineties. Jami Levado is definitely not the dainty.

682
00:31:25,560 --> 00:31:26,480
Speaker 2: But what her teeth look like.

683
00:31:26,760 --> 00:31:28,120
Speaker 1: She had just a giant gap and then.

684
00:31:28,080 --> 00:31:31,120
Speaker 2: She that doesn't count. I'm talking about fucked up like spaces.

685
00:31:31,920 --> 00:31:34,040
Speaker 1: That's what a gap is looking like.

686
00:31:34,120 --> 00:31:37,600
Speaker 2: Jacket gap is a space, I mean, but like, is

687
00:31:37,680 --> 00:31:38,520
Speaker 2: it just the front one?

688
00:31:38,680 --> 00:31:39,400
Speaker 1: That's just the front?

689
00:31:39,720 --> 00:31:42,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's fine. I have spaces on the side. Oh yeah,

690
00:31:42,720 --> 00:31:45,280
Speaker 2: you can fucking you can put a whole train through.

691
00:31:45,440 --> 00:31:48,320
Speaker 1: But no it yes, Sidney, the side is not. The

692
00:31:48,720 --> 00:31:50,960
Speaker 1: biggest gap is the one in the middle, in the front.

693
00:31:51,320 --> 00:31:54,120
Speaker 2: But that's like that could be like interpret as like

694
00:31:54,200 --> 00:31:58,920
Speaker 2: a model. It's alt, it's interesting. It gives you character.

695
00:31:59,800 --> 00:32:01,160
Speaker 1: I had a big ass gap in the front. And

696
00:32:01,200 --> 00:32:03,680
Speaker 1: that's why I got racist. Who imagine me with the

697
00:32:03,760 --> 00:32:04,440
Speaker 1: gap right now?

698
00:32:05,400 --> 00:32:09,560
Speaker 2: I see it is so big. I think it would

699
00:32:09,560 --> 00:32:10,240
Speaker 2: make you look older.

700
00:32:10,960 --> 00:32:12,880
Speaker 1: It looks like my mom. My mom is a gap.

701
00:32:12,960 --> 00:32:13,400
Speaker 1: She loves it.

702
00:32:14,120 --> 00:32:14,600
Speaker 2: She's great.

703
00:32:14,720 --> 00:32:16,640
Speaker 1: I love her. But she oh, you know, so she

704
00:32:16,880 --> 00:32:19,280
Speaker 1: like it's different. Yeah, she's from a different place, a

705
00:32:19,320 --> 00:32:20,320
Speaker 1: different time, a different era.

706
00:32:21,400 --> 00:32:24,760
Speaker 2: Yeah. So I'm gonna try to not take cabs like that.

707
00:32:25,440 --> 00:32:26,200
Speaker 2: I'm gonna take.

708
00:32:26,160 --> 00:32:27,840
Speaker 1: How friend, I feel like, how are you gonna try

709
00:32:27,880 --> 00:32:28,120
Speaker 1: to do that?

710
00:32:28,200 --> 00:32:31,640
Speaker 2: I feel like five cabs a week is fine.

711
00:32:32,680 --> 00:32:34,920
Speaker 1: Let's break this down, because you need you go back,

712
00:32:35,080 --> 00:32:37,280
Speaker 1: going and coming and going on Monday, coming and going

713
00:32:37,320 --> 00:32:37,800
Speaker 1: on Tuesday.

714
00:32:37,840 --> 00:32:39,800
Speaker 2: No, no, no, I need to I need to only

715
00:32:39,880 --> 00:32:42,240
Speaker 2: take cabs at night. During the day, I have to

716
00:32:42,320 --> 00:32:42,800
Speaker 2: take the train.

717
00:32:43,560 --> 00:32:46,400
Speaker 3: Okay, where are you traveling? How far are you going?

718
00:32:46,560 --> 00:32:46,720
Speaker 4: Oh?

719
00:32:46,800 --> 00:32:48,840
Speaker 2: I'm far baby, I'm at the end of Brooklyn.

720
00:32:49,320 --> 00:32:51,600
Speaker 1: H But I do. She's at the beginning of Queen.

721
00:32:51,680 --> 00:32:54,000
Speaker 2: But I do uber pools like you.

722
00:32:54,400 --> 00:32:55,400
Speaker 1: But where's the office?

723
00:32:55,840 --> 00:32:58,640
Speaker 2: Where the office is near?

724
00:32:58,720 --> 00:32:59,600
Speaker 1: Sohu oh?

725
00:32:59,600 --> 00:33:03,680
Speaker 2: Okay, by the West Village. Okay, that's not that, that's bad,

726
00:33:03,760 --> 00:33:04,120
Speaker 2: it's fine.

727
00:33:04,160 --> 00:33:06,720
Speaker 1: That's far. But that means you gotta leave earlier. You

728
00:33:06,720 --> 00:33:08,720
Speaker 1: got a budget time better, you gotta go to bed early,

729
00:33:08,760 --> 00:33:10,920
Speaker 1: you gotta get up early, like you had to make

730
00:33:10,960 --> 00:33:12,400
Speaker 1: a lot of changes in a new year. Friend.

731
00:33:12,560 --> 00:33:15,280
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I want to make some gigs where uh

732
00:33:15,680 --> 00:33:17,000
Speaker 2: you know they sending me a car?

733
00:33:17,800 --> 00:33:20,440
Speaker 1: Oh yes, what that's the best. Yeah, they send you

734
00:33:20,480 --> 00:33:21,720
Speaker 1: a car and then you make the drive a wait

735
00:33:21,760 --> 00:33:22,800
Speaker 1: for twenty minutes because you'll.

736
00:33:22,720 --> 00:33:24,720
Speaker 3: Be like, well, I'm not ready, So you're not really

737
00:33:24,800 --> 00:33:25,800
Speaker 3: solving the problem at all.

738
00:33:26,120 --> 00:33:28,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, Andrew, you I'm you're hearing what I'm what

739
00:33:28,600 --> 00:33:32,000
Speaker 1: she's saying. I need I've been talking to City about

740
00:33:32,000 --> 00:33:34,480
Speaker 1: this uber thing literally for five years. She has six

741
00:33:34,600 --> 00:33:39,080
Speaker 1: years now, yeah, oh six years. And actually the only

742
00:33:39,120 --> 00:33:42,840
Speaker 1: thing that's changed is she takes more ubers now farther distances.

743
00:33:43,000 --> 00:33:45,600
Speaker 1: Do you get anything out of like, like any rewards

744
00:33:45,720 --> 00:33:47,000
Speaker 1: for using them? With ubers?

745
00:33:48,200 --> 00:33:50,960
Speaker 2: Marie gets all the fifty percents off, And.

746
00:33:51,000 --> 00:33:52,840
Speaker 1: I don't uber as hard as City does. I'm can

747
00:33:52,880 --> 00:33:53,440
Speaker 1: I take the train?

748
00:33:53,600 --> 00:33:56,320
Speaker 2: Meanwhile, back at the ranch they are, I'm going to

749
00:33:56,360 --> 00:33:59,040
Speaker 2: act them. I'm at them on Twitter. I'm be like, yo,

750
00:33:59,480 --> 00:34:01,440
Speaker 2: the fuck you need to see how much money on

751
00:34:01,560 --> 00:34:04,800
Speaker 2: spending with y'all, where's my fifty? Where's my twenty percent off?

752
00:34:04,840 --> 00:34:05,360
Speaker 2: Where's my tear?

753
00:34:05,440 --> 00:34:07,160
Speaker 1: Are you like a diamond member?

754
00:34:07,360 --> 00:34:09,120
Speaker 2: Like with like? I feel like I am a dime

755
00:34:09,200 --> 00:34:12,080
Speaker 2: I should be a diamond member you, Yeah, you should be.

756
00:34:12,640 --> 00:34:16,360
Speaker 2: I spend thousand dollars. Now, I don't understand why some

757
00:34:16,560 --> 00:34:18,279
Speaker 2: car service isn't sponsoring me yet.

758
00:34:19,040 --> 00:34:22,160
Speaker 1: You hear this. It's the same thing every week, every time.

759
00:34:22,360 --> 00:34:22,799
Speaker 2: What do you mean?

760
00:34:23,160 --> 00:34:25,239
Speaker 1: It's like, why can't I just just get everything that

761
00:34:25,280 --> 00:34:28,200
Speaker 1: I I should get everything for free? This should be mine.

762
00:34:28,560 --> 00:34:30,560
Speaker 1: When you went into Buffalo Exchange and one of it,

763
00:34:30,880 --> 00:34:33,560
Speaker 1: Oh my god, that happened one time. Guys, you won't

764
00:34:33,640 --> 00:34:36,160
Speaker 1: let it every you just said it was this. It's

765
00:34:36,200 --> 00:34:39,439
Speaker 1: the same language. Yeah, I've sending me cars for free.

766
00:34:39,719 --> 00:34:42,960
Speaker 2: I mean they should. I've spent my money, I've done

767
00:34:43,000 --> 00:34:43,399
Speaker 2: my time.

768
00:34:44,120 --> 00:34:47,839
Speaker 1: But that's that city. That's how this works. You spend money,

769
00:34:47,920 --> 00:34:49,960
Speaker 1: and that's how these places stay in business. It's not

770
00:34:50,560 --> 00:34:53,520
Speaker 1: she spent money, let's give her free stuff. Oh you

771
00:34:53,640 --> 00:34:55,200
Speaker 1: won't spend the money regardless, friend.

772
00:34:55,280 --> 00:34:57,520
Speaker 2: You think these celebrities are having the papers that they're

773
00:34:57,520 --> 00:34:59,000
Speaker 2: getting free stuff left and right.

774
00:34:59,080 --> 00:35:01,520
Speaker 1: Yes, Sidney, that's what's so that's what happens with celebrities.

775
00:35:01,960 --> 00:35:04,800
Speaker 2: Well, I'm like, what how many degrees away from that?

776
00:35:05,239 --> 00:35:10,160
Speaker 1: Literally one exact the moon though, But you know, you

777
00:35:10,280 --> 00:35:13,359
Speaker 1: don't have the reach of a Rihanna or the reach

778
00:35:13,640 --> 00:35:17,479
Speaker 1: of a Demi Levado yet. So you gotta keep paying

779
00:35:17,680 --> 00:35:20,120
Speaker 1: or you gotta stop spending the money, I don't know,

780
00:35:20,200 --> 00:35:24,399
Speaker 1: pay full class, enacting class friend, and then book something

781
00:35:24,520 --> 00:35:26,879
Speaker 1: and become the famous person that you are in your head.

782
00:35:27,280 --> 00:35:36,800
Speaker 2: Yeah shot no fox shot yeah fox sh Yeah. So

783
00:35:37,480 --> 00:35:40,000
Speaker 2: I never to do that, you know. I just want

784
00:35:40,040 --> 00:35:42,560
Speaker 2: to feel confident in my smile. And then yeah, I

785
00:35:42,640 --> 00:35:46,400
Speaker 2: do want to save some money because that would be important.

786
00:35:46,440 --> 00:35:50,040
Speaker 2: I mean, I live in an apartment now, you know,

787
00:35:50,120 --> 00:35:50,640
Speaker 2: a roommate.

788
00:35:52,400 --> 00:35:53,360
Speaker 1: What does that even feel like?

789
00:35:53,440 --> 00:35:59,240
Speaker 2: Oh? Man, killing my soul, killing me up with her.

790
00:36:01,719 --> 00:36:03,160
Speaker 1: Telling the whole.

791
00:36:03,840 --> 00:36:04,239
Speaker 2: Yeah, so.

792
00:36:05,760 --> 00:36:06,480
Speaker 1: For the new year.

793
00:36:07,520 --> 00:36:10,880
Speaker 2: We're in the new year, I guess. And I just.

794
00:36:12,680 --> 00:36:15,560
Speaker 1: It's so hard to not take a crub, do you guys?

795
00:36:15,719 --> 00:36:18,400
Speaker 1: Like taking the train is awful. Nobody likes taking the

796
00:36:18,440 --> 00:36:22,600
Speaker 1: train Sydney. But I also this is for me. It's

797
00:36:22,880 --> 00:36:26,000
Speaker 1: just you live in prime location, syste Yeah, but I

798
00:36:26,120 --> 00:36:29,040
Speaker 1: live in prime location because when y'all were running out

799
00:36:29,360 --> 00:36:32,000
Speaker 1: of in and out of comedy shows and comedy clubs,

800
00:36:32,040 --> 00:36:34,759
Speaker 1: spending money on ubers and sixty dollars on this and

801
00:36:34,800 --> 00:36:36,560
Speaker 1: blah blah blah blah blah. I was taking the train

802
00:36:37,120 --> 00:36:39,200
Speaker 1: and I saved my money. And then when I could

803
00:36:39,239 --> 00:36:41,880
Speaker 1: afford to live somewhere that's close and convenient, and now

804
00:36:41,920 --> 00:36:44,960
Speaker 1: I can take cheaper cars because I'm closer to the

805
00:36:45,040 --> 00:36:46,960
Speaker 1: city and I'm closer to what I do, and I'm

806
00:36:47,000 --> 00:36:49,520
Speaker 1: closer to what I need. God. I mean, also, you know,

807
00:36:49,600 --> 00:36:51,400
Speaker 1: I make money so dead, but.

808
00:36:53,160 --> 00:36:53,799
Speaker 2: God is good.

809
00:36:53,920 --> 00:36:56,640
Speaker 1: That's what it is. Friend. I'm also good at saving money,

810
00:36:56,640 --> 00:36:58,399
Speaker 1: and I walk. I'm not afraid to walk a couple

811
00:36:58,400 --> 00:36:59,960
Speaker 1: of blocks. I'm not afraid to walk a little bit

812
00:37:00,080 --> 00:37:03,279
Speaker 1: it and Uber be give me these discounts and my

813
00:37:03,400 --> 00:37:05,719
Speaker 1: ubers be like five dollars now sold that part.

814
00:37:06,200 --> 00:37:07,680
Speaker 2: I mean, if you ever want to just send me

815
00:37:07,800 --> 00:37:10,200
Speaker 2: one of those that send you one of what you

816
00:37:10,280 --> 00:37:11,520
Speaker 2: know five percent?

817
00:37:12,239 --> 00:37:13,839
Speaker 1: How do I send somebody five percent?

818
00:37:13,920 --> 00:37:16,080
Speaker 2: Basis where you at drop me a pen you need

819
00:37:16,160 --> 00:37:17,839
Speaker 2: to You need to use it Uber real quick.

820
00:37:17,920 --> 00:37:20,239
Speaker 1: Sidney, you have a full time job and you work

821
00:37:20,320 --> 00:37:21,800
Speaker 1: all day and you spend all of that money that

822
00:37:21,840 --> 00:37:28,080
Speaker 1: you make on cars and coats and shoes, and I

823
00:37:28,239 --> 00:37:30,160
Speaker 1: have a no no job. I have a no job,

824
00:37:32,160 --> 00:37:34,400
Speaker 1: and I spend all of my money on paying my

825
00:37:34,520 --> 00:37:40,879
Speaker 1: rent and coats and shoes, and then you return them

826
00:37:41,200 --> 00:37:45,440
Speaker 1: and then I bring them back. Oh yeah, you wear it,

827
00:37:45,760 --> 00:37:47,960
Speaker 1: wear it once, Take all the photos that you need

828
00:37:48,120 --> 00:37:50,840
Speaker 1: because you This is what my Instagram is the devil,

829
00:37:51,120 --> 00:37:53,000
Speaker 1: because you post all these photos of this thing that

830
00:37:53,080 --> 00:37:55,520
Speaker 1: you like and you spend this money on and then

831
00:37:55,560 --> 00:37:57,800
Speaker 1: it's like, well, now I can't never wear this again,

832
00:37:58,719 --> 00:38:00,879
Speaker 1: burn it. So it's like I might as well bring

833
00:38:00,920 --> 00:38:02,760
Speaker 1: it back. I've been I was doing Rent the Runway

834
00:38:02,760 --> 00:38:04,040
Speaker 1: before Rent the Runway was a thing.

835
00:38:04,719 --> 00:38:07,040
Speaker 2: Where were you when I buy it from Zara?

836
00:38:07,120 --> 00:38:07,680
Speaker 1: Bring it back?

837
00:38:07,920 --> 00:38:09,080
Speaker 2: Oh bitch, shut up.

838
00:38:10,320 --> 00:38:12,560
Speaker 1: I am the inspiration for Rent the Runway.

839
00:38:13,719 --> 00:38:17,200
Speaker 2: They were like, instead of you returning these things all

840
00:38:17,239 --> 00:38:20,000
Speaker 2: the time, why don't you just have this system where

841
00:38:20,040 --> 00:38:21,960
Speaker 2: you borrow and then give.

842
00:38:21,840 --> 00:38:24,399
Speaker 1: It back, put you pay for it and you don't

843
00:38:24,400 --> 00:38:26,600
Speaker 1: get your money back. I'm getting my money back. Honestly,

844
00:38:26,640 --> 00:38:29,040
Speaker 1: I'm gonna start a new thing. I'ma start this new thing.

845
00:38:29,120 --> 00:38:30,640
Speaker 1: I'll pick it up for you and I'll bring it

846
00:38:30,680 --> 00:38:32,600
Speaker 1: to the store after you wear it, and you just

847
00:38:32,640 --> 00:38:35,960
Speaker 1: gotta pay me a small percentage of what your refund.

848
00:38:35,680 --> 00:38:38,839
Speaker 2: Is says they're gonna put you in jail. You're going

849
00:38:38,960 --> 00:38:39,479
Speaker 2: to jail.

850
00:38:39,920 --> 00:38:41,480
Speaker 1: And it's so funny because I'll be buying stuff and

851
00:38:41,480 --> 00:38:44,000
Speaker 1: I'd be like, what's the return policy here? I didn't

852
00:38:44,000 --> 00:38:45,320
Speaker 1: try any of this stuff, and I just want to

853
00:38:45,360 --> 00:38:47,759
Speaker 1: make sure that I'm able to return what doesn't work

854
00:38:47,800 --> 00:38:50,200
Speaker 1: for me. And they'd be like, sir, you be here

855
00:38:50,280 --> 00:38:52,200
Speaker 1: all the time, but I'd be.

856
00:38:52,200 --> 00:38:53,319
Speaker 4: Like, what the time is here?

857
00:38:53,920 --> 00:38:56,600
Speaker 2: Yeah? You guys, when you buy things, you should definitely

858
00:38:56,680 --> 00:38:59,839
Speaker 2: ask what's the return or the exchange? Because I bought

859
00:38:59,840 --> 00:39:02,400
Speaker 2: a Wand and you know, every time I look at

860
00:39:02,440 --> 00:39:04,560
Speaker 2: that ship, I just want to strangle the fuck out

861
00:39:04,600 --> 00:39:06,640
Speaker 2: of the Wand and the person who sold it to me.

862
00:39:07,480 --> 00:39:09,680
Speaker 2: The label rubbed off? What does that mean?

863
00:39:09,719 --> 00:39:11,759
Speaker 1: The label rubbed off? It was there was like like

864
00:39:11,800 --> 00:39:13,200
Speaker 1: a sticker like no, like.

865
00:39:13,239 --> 00:39:15,800
Speaker 2: A label that tells you what brand the wand is?

866
00:39:15,920 --> 00:39:20,279
Speaker 1: It's gone? That means that it's gone. Oh, Sydney, yes,

867
00:39:20,680 --> 00:39:25,080
Speaker 1: that's one of those, she she what's those like cheap

868
00:39:25,680 --> 00:39:28,680
Speaker 1: like Chinese brands? No? Like knock off?

869
00:39:28,840 --> 00:39:31,520
Speaker 2: Those are better? Those are better than what I fucking have.

870
00:39:32,000 --> 00:39:34,840
Speaker 1: Yes, you're sure that you were using it properly or

871
00:39:35,600 --> 00:39:38,319
Speaker 1: just he's Andrew saying, were you not using the thing?

872
00:39:38,520 --> 00:39:39,160
Speaker 1: Is that properly?

873
00:39:40,520 --> 00:39:41,880
Speaker 2: No, she said it did. It didn't burn out, it

874
00:39:42,080 --> 00:39:43,080
Speaker 2: fell off, it's gone.

875
00:39:43,560 --> 00:39:48,080
Speaker 1: I was rubbed off off. It was like printed on there. Yeah, ye, Sidney,

876
00:39:48,120 --> 00:39:49,960
Speaker 1: that's not a quality. It was not quality.

877
00:39:50,239 --> 00:39:52,760
Speaker 2: And I keep holding it him like it felt heavier

878
00:39:52,960 --> 00:39:55,080
Speaker 2: when she was using it. She must have been using

879
00:39:55,560 --> 00:39:58,520
Speaker 2: Now it's super light. She sold you a decoy. Yes,

880
00:39:58,760 --> 00:40:02,279
Speaker 2: that's what I think. And you know, it's so much money,

881
00:40:02,400 --> 00:40:03,960
Speaker 2: and every time I curl my hair and I was like,

882
00:40:04,080 --> 00:40:08,200
Speaker 2: this falls fucking whack. And now I finally know what

883
00:40:08,320 --> 00:40:10,400
Speaker 2: it is to be a parent. You know, you spend

884
00:40:10,480 --> 00:40:12,480
Speaker 2: all this money or something, and you're like, but you're

885
00:40:12,520 --> 00:40:15,960
Speaker 2: not giving me the results that I fucking wants.

886
00:40:16,000 --> 00:40:17,560
Speaker 1: That's what it feels like to go to college. Friend,

887
00:40:17,600 --> 00:40:19,239
Speaker 1: you go to college, you spend all this damn money,

888
00:40:19,280 --> 00:40:21,400
Speaker 1: and then you graduate or you don't or whatever, and

889
00:40:21,440 --> 00:40:23,720
Speaker 1: then you're like, I went to school and I'm actually

890
00:40:23,800 --> 00:40:25,320
Speaker 1: not getting any of the results that I thought I

891
00:40:25,400 --> 00:40:26,640
Speaker 1: was gonna get when I went there.

892
00:40:26,840 --> 00:40:30,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, God, this dumb curling wand is like a relationship.

893
00:40:30,680 --> 00:40:33,160
Speaker 2: You know, you put all your money and time into it,

894
00:40:33,239 --> 00:40:34,600
Speaker 2: and you're like, I thought I was gonna have some

895
00:40:34,719 --> 00:40:37,680
Speaker 2: bomb ass Beyonce girls. Now I'm just two hundred and

896
00:40:37,680 --> 00:40:40,440
Speaker 2: seventy dollars in a hole, two hundred and my panties

897
00:40:40,480 --> 00:40:42,239
Speaker 2: are not wet fucking one.

898
00:40:42,360 --> 00:40:43,880
Speaker 1: Well, see's why I'm not in a relationship. I'm not

899
00:40:43,920 --> 00:40:48,480
Speaker 1: putting money or time into anything. Money and time into me. Actually,

900
00:40:48,480 --> 00:40:50,000
Speaker 1: I need to put less time into myself. I need

901
00:40:50,080 --> 00:40:50,840
Speaker 1: to do some other stuff.

902
00:40:50,920 --> 00:40:52,040
Speaker 2: Money, time and respect.

903
00:40:52,200 --> 00:40:55,440
Speaker 1: You be eating right, money back, money time, respect, You

904
00:40:55,600 --> 00:40:59,960
Speaker 1: be eating ass, and we're back. I've never eaten ass.

905
00:41:00,680 --> 00:41:01,840
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't think it's for me.

906
00:41:02,400 --> 00:41:04,480
Speaker 3: I've like considered it with guys in the past when

907
00:41:04,520 --> 00:41:06,080
Speaker 3: I was like, I don't think I want so why

908
00:41:06,160 --> 00:41:09,439
Speaker 3: did this guy? I really it looked night.

909
00:41:09,560 --> 00:41:12,239
Speaker 1: It was like you were in his shambily apartment and

910
00:41:12,320 --> 00:41:14,200
Speaker 1: you were like his bud caim I was backing out

911
00:41:14,239 --> 00:41:17,160
Speaker 1: his apartment. Then I was looking at it was all

912
00:41:17,200 --> 00:41:17,839
Speaker 1: the lights off.

913
00:41:18,000 --> 00:41:19,680
Speaker 2: You mean you weren't looking at the apartment.

914
00:41:19,800 --> 00:41:25,160
Speaker 1: You stepped over piles of change like Scrooge MCDI like

915
00:41:26,760 --> 00:41:28,520
Speaker 1: Aladdin in the Cave of Wonders.

916
00:41:28,600 --> 00:41:31,640
Speaker 2: You were like, oh my god, he's a Zaddy.

917
00:41:32,960 --> 00:41:39,160
Speaker 1: Dimes everywhere. Yeah, March of Dime. You know when you

918
00:41:39,200 --> 00:41:41,880
Speaker 1: go to the supermarket, that little the little change thing

919
00:41:42,000 --> 00:41:44,480
Speaker 1: for the kids with the bald kids. That was his apartment,

920
00:41:44,800 --> 00:41:47,280
Speaker 1: the ball kids. It's like, yeah, do you have change

921
00:41:47,320 --> 00:41:49,160
Speaker 1: for Saint Jude? And you'd be like, ah, no, I

922
00:41:49,200 --> 00:41:51,520
Speaker 1: don't have. I don't know who Jude is. I don't

923
00:41:51,520 --> 00:41:52,640
Speaker 1: know a single person named Jude.

924
00:41:53,239 --> 00:41:55,239
Speaker 2: I know what Jude law. Dude?

925
00:41:55,360 --> 00:41:57,520
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you know what jud Law?

926
00:41:57,600 --> 00:41:58,080
Speaker 4: You know him?

927
00:41:58,200 --> 00:42:01,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, you've met him, You hung out with him? Can

928
00:42:01,080 --> 00:42:03,280
Speaker 1: we talk about that? Being honest?

929
00:42:04,080 --> 00:42:06,120
Speaker 2: I mean he would come to the bar, he.

930
00:42:06,120 --> 00:42:10,000
Speaker 1: Didn't hang out with him. That's fucking hanging out.

931
00:42:11,840 --> 00:42:12,400
Speaker 2: Yes, it is.

932
00:42:12,920 --> 00:42:16,320
Speaker 1: So when people come to see us perform live and

933
00:42:16,440 --> 00:42:18,720
Speaker 1: they say, well I was hanging out with unofficial expert,

934
00:42:19,480 --> 00:42:20,320
Speaker 1: that you agree with that?

935
00:42:20,640 --> 00:42:20,879
Speaker 4: Yeah.

936
00:42:21,360 --> 00:42:23,680
Speaker 2: If somebody like comes to our show a lot and

937
00:42:23,760 --> 00:42:26,279
Speaker 2: then somebody they meet somebody and they're talking like, yeah,

938
00:42:26,320 --> 00:42:27,680
Speaker 2: I know them, those my girls.

939
00:42:28,320 --> 00:42:37,600
Speaker 1: No, not in Australia with people saying oh yeah, Sydney,

940
00:42:37,760 --> 00:42:39,960
Speaker 1: that's my girl. You think that.

941
00:42:40,880 --> 00:42:46,640
Speaker 2: Imagine if he did oh yeah, that's my girl. Dude,

942
00:42:47,040 --> 00:42:50,239
Speaker 2: I'm telling you, I used to hang out with uh

943
00:42:50,760 --> 00:42:55,120
Speaker 2: celebrities all the time. Jason Statham, he's he's weird as fuck.

944
00:42:55,840 --> 00:42:57,120
Speaker 1: Why because he's buff.

945
00:42:57,760 --> 00:42:59,520
Speaker 2: No, he wasn't even that buff when he was When

946
00:42:59,560 --> 00:43:01,480
Speaker 2: we saw him, I was just like, this is the

947
00:43:01,520 --> 00:43:03,520
Speaker 2: man who's supposed to be saving people in movies.

948
00:43:04,000 --> 00:43:06,080
Speaker 1: Well, you know, most actors are small, like Tom Cruise

949
00:43:06,160 --> 00:43:08,520
Speaker 1: is tiny, and he'd be doing all his own stunts.

950
00:43:09,200 --> 00:43:11,239
Speaker 2: I said, you lost your hair in your mind, like

951
00:43:11,320 --> 00:43:13,959
Speaker 2: how how does this make sense? But he was trying

952
00:43:13,960 --> 00:43:16,120
Speaker 2: to talk to the girl that I was seeing at

953
00:43:16,160 --> 00:43:16,480
Speaker 2: the time.

954
00:43:17,560 --> 00:43:18,279
Speaker 1: What does she look like?

955
00:43:18,920 --> 00:43:21,279
Speaker 2: She's like Brazilian whatnot? She was cute?

956
00:43:21,360 --> 00:43:24,600
Speaker 1: Well, I was talking to her, she was cute, Brazilian whatnot?

957
00:43:25,440 --> 00:43:26,680
Speaker 2: Brazilian and whatnot?

958
00:43:26,960 --> 00:43:28,440
Speaker 1: Said, they don't even know what she was. You were

959
00:43:28,480 --> 00:43:30,040
Speaker 1: talking to this woman and you don't know what she was.

960
00:43:30,280 --> 00:43:33,719
Speaker 2: She was Bilan Portuguese and you know, yeah, yeah, that's

961
00:43:33,719 --> 00:43:34,400
Speaker 2: all the same stuff.

962
00:43:34,480 --> 00:43:37,160
Speaker 1: Portuguese Brazilian is the same same language.

963
00:43:37,239 --> 00:43:39,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, whenever I get Portuguese hair and Brazilian hair, I

964
00:43:39,920 --> 00:43:40,840
Speaker 2: can't really tell the different.

965
00:43:40,840 --> 00:43:42,399
Speaker 1: You just blend them. You put the Brazilian on top.

966
00:43:42,520 --> 00:43:43,759
Speaker 1: You do every other trail layer.

967
00:43:43,880 --> 00:43:45,960
Speaker 2: Actually Brazilian Portuguese.

968
00:43:45,960 --> 00:43:48,839
Speaker 1: You do a Brazilian bang of Portuguese in the back, Yes,

969
00:43:51,800 --> 00:43:55,279
Speaker 1: a little mullet, a little party in the back. So

970
00:43:55,360 --> 00:43:57,840
Speaker 1: what's gonna happen with this hair friend? I mean, I

971
00:43:57,920 --> 00:44:00,400
Speaker 1: feel like I don't even remember the braids anymore? Right,

972
00:44:00,480 --> 00:44:01,680
Speaker 1: remember once he did braids?

973
00:44:01,960 --> 00:44:04,800
Speaker 2: Yeah? Shut out to maven hair. Just been lacing my

974
00:44:05,360 --> 00:44:08,560
Speaker 2: lace front for a couple of months. Now, how long

975
00:44:08,640 --> 00:44:09,120
Speaker 2: has it been?

976
00:44:09,280 --> 00:44:12,160
Speaker 1: I get to keep it for six monks, keeping it

977
00:44:12,320 --> 00:44:16,200
Speaker 1: for six Wait, you're keeping it in for six months.

978
00:44:16,239 --> 00:44:17,840
Speaker 2: I'm going to take it out and like, you know,

979
00:44:17,960 --> 00:44:18,560
Speaker 2: replenish it.

980
00:44:18,719 --> 00:44:20,000
Speaker 1: Or you get to keep the hair for six months

981
00:44:20,000 --> 00:44:20,880
Speaker 1: and you got to bring the hair bet.

982
00:44:20,920 --> 00:44:23,719
Speaker 2: They they keep giving me hair for six months.

983
00:44:24,480 --> 00:44:26,719
Speaker 1: And how long has it been? Was the question. I

984
00:44:26,760 --> 00:44:27,040
Speaker 1: don't know.

985
00:44:27,120 --> 00:44:29,120
Speaker 2: It feels like three months now, right, It feels like

986
00:44:29,160 --> 00:44:29,680
Speaker 2: a little.

987
00:44:29,440 --> 00:44:32,719
Speaker 1: Bit of time this past friend. Yeah, it's been a while.

988
00:44:32,800 --> 00:44:35,000
Speaker 2: I think I'm ready. I'm ready to go ball like USS.

989
00:44:35,160 --> 00:44:37,040
Speaker 2: But I don't have a hairline like yours.

990
00:44:37,160 --> 00:44:39,120
Speaker 1: So my hairline is not doing anything to your friend.

991
00:44:41,640 --> 00:44:43,560
Speaker 2: And then if I go, if I go real short,

992
00:44:43,640 --> 00:44:45,200
Speaker 2: to're like, oh what you're trying to be Marie and

993
00:44:45,239 --> 00:44:48,880
Speaker 2: I'm like, yeah, what's the problem, And then all of

994
00:44:48,920 --> 00:44:51,320
Speaker 2: a sudden I got abs and see.

995
00:44:51,280 --> 00:44:55,719
Speaker 1: Shut up, you look poor, Like that is exactly who

996
00:44:55,760 --> 00:44:58,480
Speaker 1: I am about it. Somebody came up to our show

997
00:44:58,520 --> 00:45:00,160
Speaker 1: the other day and he was like, you guys are

998
00:45:00,160 --> 00:45:02,719
Speaker 1: always calling people poor, and I was like, it's not

999
00:45:02,800 --> 00:45:05,719
Speaker 1: that we're calling people poor. I just like the word poor.

1000
00:45:05,840 --> 00:45:10,480
Speaker 1: YEA like saying it poor. P two o's and then

1001
00:45:10,520 --> 00:45:10,920
Speaker 1: an R.

1002
00:45:11,120 --> 00:45:13,080
Speaker 2: You know who is not poor. Shout out to Tyler

1003
00:45:13,160 --> 00:45:15,080
Speaker 2: the creator for coming to the Knitting Factory.

1004
00:45:15,400 --> 00:45:19,080
Speaker 1: That's crazy that happened. It's a great show. Yeah, that's

1005
00:45:19,160 --> 00:45:21,960
Speaker 1: how people all over the world know about the knitting

1006
00:45:22,320 --> 00:45:23,240
Speaker 1: or cool with Tyler?

1007
00:45:23,280 --> 00:45:24,080
Speaker 2: What are you talking about that?

1008
00:45:27,040 --> 00:45:30,279
Speaker 1: Yeah, well actually we're cooler with Tyler than she is

1009
00:45:30,320 --> 00:45:32,600
Speaker 1: with Jude. But yeah, he just came to the show.

1010
00:45:32,760 --> 00:45:34,440
Speaker 1: I was on stage and I get off, and I mean,

1011
00:45:34,480 --> 00:45:37,960
Speaker 1: it's like, Tyler the creators here, and so is Gerard Carmichael.

1012
00:45:38,239 --> 00:45:40,720
Speaker 1: He's gonna do some time. And I was like, oh cute.

1013
00:45:40,920 --> 00:45:42,239
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was a good night and he.

1014
00:45:42,320 --> 00:45:44,360
Speaker 1: Was up there. He was hanging out amongst the people.

1015
00:45:44,920 --> 00:45:48,080
Speaker 1: He was laughing at jokes. He had an argyle sweater on.

1016
00:45:48,160 --> 00:45:49,239
Speaker 1: I think he checked his coat.

1017
00:45:49,520 --> 00:45:51,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, he said Marie was funny.

1018
00:45:51,560 --> 00:45:52,919
Speaker 1: He said I was funny. I feel like he touched

1019
00:45:52,960 --> 00:45:53,360
Speaker 1: my butt.

1020
00:45:53,239 --> 00:45:53,640
Speaker 2: A little bit.

1021
00:45:53,840 --> 00:45:58,680
Speaker 1: I let him a coat check factory is there? There

1022
00:45:58,840 --> 00:46:01,960
Speaker 1: is where when you go in through the side door,

1023
00:46:02,080 --> 00:46:04,840
Speaker 1: not the main door. But that's Excity.

1024
00:46:06,239 --> 00:46:06,560
Speaker 2: I don't know.

1025
00:46:06,760 --> 00:46:08,439
Speaker 1: His coat might have been on the floor. I don't

1026
00:46:08,440 --> 00:46:10,879
Speaker 1: know how rich people do, but I know he didn't

1027
00:46:10,880 --> 00:46:12,000
Speaker 1: have a quote on and then he had one.

1028
00:46:12,120 --> 00:46:14,440
Speaker 2: So you heard or you heard that people people be

1029
00:46:14,520 --> 00:46:16,120
Speaker 2: coming through so iron.

1030
00:46:15,920 --> 00:46:20,960
Speaker 1: Mariah Carey's coming this week. Oh she wants for Christmas.

1031
00:46:28,000 --> 00:46:29,240
Speaker 2: You might have to cut that out.

1032
00:46:30,680 --> 00:46:35,040
Speaker 1: Because this is coming out in January. Happy New Year, yay.

1033
00:46:35,680 --> 00:46:38,719
Speaker 2: I mean, I think you can't stop playing All I

1034
00:46:38,800 --> 00:46:42,080
Speaker 2: Want for Christmas until February the second. That's I think

1035
00:46:42,120 --> 00:46:42,319
Speaker 2: that's what.

1036
00:46:43,800 --> 00:46:47,560
Speaker 1: You do it until after you nah the ball drops.

1037
00:46:47,600 --> 00:46:49,560
Speaker 1: You not doing All I Want for Christmas no more.

1038
00:46:50,080 --> 00:46:53,400
Speaker 2: It's I mean people people, folks with right heavy.

1039
00:46:53,640 --> 00:46:55,360
Speaker 1: No they like that song, says, I don't know if

1040
00:46:55,360 --> 00:46:56,040
Speaker 1: they have it would heart.

1041
00:46:56,239 --> 00:46:58,560
Speaker 3: She's the number one solo artist of all time. I

1042
00:46:58,640 --> 00:47:00,799
Speaker 3: think she only has like one. If she gets one

1043
00:47:00,840 --> 00:47:03,560
Speaker 3: more number one, then she surpasses the Beatles.

1044
00:47:04,200 --> 00:47:05,719
Speaker 1: Oh good for her, let's let's do that.

1045
00:47:05,960 --> 00:47:08,000
Speaker 2: But how is she gonna do that? She hasn't had

1046
00:47:08,120 --> 00:47:09,080
Speaker 2: a new album that.

1047
00:47:09,360 --> 00:47:12,120
Speaker 1: Well, like her new album came out like a year

1048
00:47:12,200 --> 00:47:14,000
Speaker 1: ago or two years ago. I think I don't know

1049
00:47:14,040 --> 00:47:15,440
Speaker 1: if any of the songs hit number one.

1050
00:47:15,520 --> 00:47:17,480
Speaker 3: No, but it's been twenty five years since all I

1051
00:47:17,520 --> 00:47:21,040
Speaker 3: went for Christmas and it's continuing. It's still like number one,

1052
00:47:21,239 --> 00:47:21,400
Speaker 3: you know.

1053
00:47:21,920 --> 00:47:23,919
Speaker 1: Yeah, every year it comes back, it comes back.

1054
00:47:24,040 --> 00:47:24,239
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1055
00:47:24,440 --> 00:47:27,560
Speaker 1: So, but it's a good song. That song is as

1056
00:47:27,680 --> 00:47:31,560
Speaker 1: Christmas or more than jingle bills. No one is playing

1057
00:47:31,680 --> 00:47:33,880
Speaker 1: jingle bills at all holidays, Like nobody wants to hear that.

1058
00:47:34,640 --> 00:47:36,880
Speaker 1: People are just silent night all over Christmas.

1059
00:47:36,920 --> 00:47:39,120
Speaker 2: People are lazy. Nobody else wants to make a new

1060
00:47:39,239 --> 00:47:40,359
Speaker 2: Christmas song and suck.

1061
00:47:40,480 --> 00:47:43,200
Speaker 1: All of the pop stars have their own Christmas song, but.

1062
00:47:43,239 --> 00:47:45,480
Speaker 2: They don't make good ones. They don't have one and

1063
00:47:45,600 --> 00:47:47,400
Speaker 2: could top Mariah Carey. They're lazy.

1064
00:47:47,880 --> 00:47:50,160
Speaker 1: She wrote that in ninety minutes. She wrote it in

1065
00:47:50,239 --> 00:47:52,920
Speaker 1: ninety minutes. Yeah, how do you know this? I was like,

1066
00:47:53,000 --> 00:47:53,680
Speaker 1: are you a lamb?

1067
00:47:54,080 --> 00:47:57,520
Speaker 3: I am a little bit really and Juie is a

1068
00:47:57,920 --> 00:48:01,520
Speaker 3: little You need to choose between Barbie or Lamb because

1069
00:48:02,719 --> 00:48:04,759
Speaker 3: are they still feuding? They were feuding back in like

1070
00:48:04,800 --> 00:48:06,040
Speaker 3: what twenty thirteen.

1071
00:48:05,840 --> 00:48:06,759
Speaker 1: American Idol days.

1072
00:48:06,840 --> 00:48:09,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, that was crazy though, they said some crazy stopped

1073
00:48:09,960 --> 00:48:10,399
Speaker 3: to each other.

1074
00:48:10,800 --> 00:48:15,360
Speaker 1: Well, because Nicki Minaj, you know, she she got an attitude.

1075
00:48:15,680 --> 00:48:19,640
Speaker 1: But Mariah Carey is a diva, but she's earned that. Yeah,

1076
00:48:19,719 --> 00:48:21,560
Speaker 1: she wrote a song in ninety minutes twenty five years

1077
00:48:21,560 --> 00:48:24,080
Speaker 1: ago and it's still number one. Yes, okay, right, So

1078
00:48:24,239 --> 00:48:27,040
Speaker 1: that's that's who Mariah Carey is and Nicki Minaj is.

1079
00:48:27,120 --> 00:48:30,480
Speaker 1: You know, she's from Queens, she's Trinidadian, she got an attitude,

1080
00:48:31,400 --> 00:48:35,000
Speaker 1: she making money. Of course they're you know, of course

1081
00:48:35,040 --> 00:48:38,080
Speaker 1: they feuded. But I didn't watch American Idol. I stopped

1082
00:48:38,080 --> 00:48:40,400
Speaker 1: after Rubin one. What season was it?

1083
00:48:40,719 --> 00:48:43,440
Speaker 3: That was like season two? And Klay again came in second.

1084
00:48:44,320 --> 00:48:46,480
Speaker 1: Ah didn't Klay can send you his dick? Yeah?

1085
00:48:46,520 --> 00:48:49,160
Speaker 2: I know that was great and I was like, wow,

1086
00:48:49,239 --> 00:48:53,400
Speaker 2: we are really one degree away from being famous.

1087
00:48:53,719 --> 00:48:57,000
Speaker 1: Well, we know people who are famous, like Jokim Booster,

1088
00:48:57,200 --> 00:49:00,080
Speaker 1: who did this podcast, has been on like Watch What

1089
00:49:00,200 --> 00:49:03,719
Speaker 1: Happens Live, he's been on, was on Kelly. I didn't

1090
00:49:03,719 --> 00:49:07,400
Speaker 1: even know Kelly Clarkson. Okay, speaking of American Idol first winner. Uh,

1091
00:49:08,400 --> 00:49:09,759
Speaker 1: she I didn't even know she had a talk show.

1092
00:49:09,800 --> 00:49:10,759
Speaker 1: She had a new Ricky Lake.

1093
00:49:10,920 --> 00:49:13,279
Speaker 3: Yeah, he was the guest along with Jennifer Hudson.

1094
00:49:13,120 --> 00:49:16,879
Speaker 1: Jennifer American Again. I didn't even recognize it for huts

1095
00:49:16,880 --> 00:49:17,439
Speaker 1: and she looked all.

1096
00:49:17,360 --> 00:49:20,879
Speaker 2: Skimy skin ty yeah. Famous. Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

1097
00:49:20,880 --> 00:49:25,440
Speaker 1: We're a degree of separation, literally, just one. That's exciting.

1098
00:49:25,960 --> 00:49:27,960
Speaker 3: Well you have Tyler the creator literally coming to your

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Speaker 3: shown a degree.

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00:49:29,280 --> 00:49:31,239
Speaker 1: That's it. That's it. That's my I mean, you know,

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00:49:31,360 --> 00:49:32,680
Speaker 1: and you know I'm his type. You know he like

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00:49:32,719 --> 00:49:33,439
Speaker 1: little black boys.

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00:49:33,600 --> 00:49:39,080
Speaker 2: Oh my god, shut up, Marie, you're so sick. Yeah,

1104
00:49:39,160 --> 00:49:41,600
Speaker 2: but you know, you never know who will come to

1105
00:49:41,680 --> 00:49:42,160
Speaker 2: the show again.

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00:49:43,000 --> 00:49:45,480
Speaker 1: And a bunch of people were there from uh this

1107
00:49:45,680 --> 00:49:47,880
Speaker 1: podcast somebody pray hoost shirt on.

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00:49:48,040 --> 00:49:51,040
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I forgot all your fucking names.

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00:49:51,120 --> 00:49:52,680
Speaker 1: But listen, there wasn't so many.

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00:49:53,040 --> 00:49:57,200
Speaker 2: Everybody was beautiful, moisturized edges. They were wearing turtle necks.

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00:49:58,719 --> 00:49:59,120
Speaker 1: Mm hmm.

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Speaker 2: It was just incredible. I was like, what a sight

1113
00:50:02,040 --> 00:50:02,399
Speaker 2: to see.

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00:50:02,520 --> 00:50:06,759
Speaker 1: Everybody had full brows, nobody's beers was patchy. Everybody listens

1115
00:50:06,760 --> 00:50:09,200
Speaker 1: to this podcasts attracted. Yeah, I mean, y'all didn't post

1116
00:50:09,239 --> 00:50:13,040
Speaker 1: those pictures yet though, Well we have some of those

1117
00:50:13,080 --> 00:50:19,279
Speaker 1: pictures friends. Oh okay, so we Well maybe that's what

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00:50:19,320 --> 00:50:22,919
Speaker 1: I'll do. Maybe I'll go through and you know, see

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00:50:22,920 --> 00:50:25,200
Speaker 1: if I can find some of the ones that we've

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Speaker 1: taken with listeners recently, and I'll post them on the

1121
00:50:27,440 --> 00:50:30,960
Speaker 1: Instagram because y'll deserve it, because we are truly blessed.

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00:50:30,960 --> 00:50:32,719
Speaker 1: The way that people come up to us after a show,

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00:50:32,760 --> 00:50:36,759
Speaker 1: I'd be like, if only you know how terrible we are.

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00:50:37,160 --> 00:50:39,919
Speaker 2: No, they know, they listen to the pie, they listen

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00:50:39,960 --> 00:50:41,200
Speaker 2: to the pod, and you know what else they do?

1126
00:50:41,320 --> 00:50:44,800
Speaker 2: They go to the motherfucking Patreon. Hello, Hey, have you

1127
00:50:44,880 --> 00:50:47,759
Speaker 2: guys signed up to Patreon yet? It is so freaking good.

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00:50:47,840 --> 00:50:51,239
Speaker 2: I went back to the very first Patreon that we

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00:50:51,320 --> 00:50:56,239
Speaker 2: ever did, and we were giving hot scolding, hot pipe

1130
00:50:56,239 --> 00:50:59,879
Speaker 2: and hoe business like I was saying everything well beginning.

1131
00:50:59,560 --> 00:51:02,520
Speaker 1: That I was Patreon was a safe space for us.

1132
00:51:02,600 --> 00:51:02,920
Speaker 1: It was.

1133
00:51:03,040 --> 00:51:03,399
Speaker 2: It ain't.

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00:51:04,000 --> 00:51:06,160
Speaker 1: I mean, it's okay. Well, we didn't talk about this

1135
00:51:06,400 --> 00:51:09,600
Speaker 1: on the podcast, but somebody came to the show, to

1136
00:51:09,640 --> 00:51:14,280
Speaker 1: the knitting factory and a confronted Sydney in the bathroom

1137
00:51:14,920 --> 00:51:19,279
Speaker 1: accosted Hall for stuff that we said on the Patreon.

1138
00:51:19,200 --> 00:51:20,839
Speaker 2: And let me tell you, let me if you ever

1139
00:51:20,960 --> 00:51:23,520
Speaker 2: listening and you either you've been on a show or

1140
00:51:23,600 --> 00:51:26,640
Speaker 2: you adjacent to the show. This is all Jess, This

1141
00:51:26,800 --> 00:51:29,440
Speaker 2: is all fun, funny games. If I drag you on

1142
00:51:29,520 --> 00:51:31,440
Speaker 2: the show, I've dragged my own self on the show.

1143
00:51:31,560 --> 00:51:34,719
Speaker 2: Everybody getting dragged. Everybody get dragged. Anybody can get this,

1144
00:51:35,440 --> 00:51:39,240
Speaker 2: get this work or whatever. Anybody could get this smoke.

1145
00:51:39,480 --> 00:51:41,200
Speaker 3: You know, she followed you into the bathroom or she

1146
00:51:41,719 --> 00:51:42,279
Speaker 3: was already in there.

1147
00:51:42,960 --> 00:51:43,360
Speaker 1: I don't know.

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00:51:43,560 --> 00:51:45,839
Speaker 2: I just know that I was like, hey, what's up, girl,

1149
00:51:45,920 --> 00:51:48,160
Speaker 2: And it turned into y'all dragged me on the podcast,

1150
00:51:48,200 --> 00:51:50,000
Speaker 2: and I was like whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa Hold up,

1151
00:51:50,320 --> 00:51:51,120
Speaker 2: wait a minute.

1152
00:51:52,120 --> 00:51:54,359
Speaker 1: Sidy was like hey hey, and she was like, don't

1153
00:51:54,480 --> 00:51:58,160
Speaker 1: hate me, Oh my god. And then she like essentially

1154
00:51:58,280 --> 00:52:00,480
Speaker 1: yelled at her in this public bathroom in front of

1155
00:52:00,520 --> 00:52:03,839
Speaker 1: people who know us. Wow, And Sydney was like, well,

1156
00:52:03,880 --> 00:52:04,480
Speaker 1: she has to leave.

1157
00:52:04,800 --> 00:52:07,399
Speaker 2: I was fucking pissed, man. I was like, but it's

1158
00:52:07,440 --> 00:52:10,440
Speaker 2: just like how you gonna come to somebody's like establishment

1159
00:52:10,640 --> 00:52:14,440
Speaker 2: like that. And we in a small space you cannot

1160
00:52:14,520 --> 00:52:16,440
Speaker 2: raise your voice if we in the bathroom. That's just

1161
00:52:16,480 --> 00:52:17,120
Speaker 2: not how it works.

1162
00:52:17,480 --> 00:52:18,799
Speaker 1: Youthroom voice.

1163
00:52:18,920 --> 00:52:20,800
Speaker 2: Yeah, if you want to raise your voice and we outside,

1164
00:52:21,120 --> 00:52:23,600
Speaker 2: yeah you know there's nothing but space and opportunity. But

1165
00:52:23,719 --> 00:52:27,600
Speaker 2: you in the bathroom, you better be whisper wi Sis.

1166
00:52:27,640 --> 00:52:30,080
Speaker 2: You're not raising your voice in front of these people dingleberries.

1167
00:52:30,480 --> 00:52:33,400
Speaker 1: Sis, don't do that. But yeah, she she did that,

1168
00:52:33,480 --> 00:52:34,840
Speaker 1: and Sidney said we had to kick her out, so

1169
00:52:34,920 --> 00:52:36,560
Speaker 1: we went and got security and kicked her out. But

1170
00:52:36,960 --> 00:52:40,239
Speaker 1: this woman never said anything to me, so I think

1171
00:52:40,320 --> 00:52:40,880
Speaker 1: she didn't.

1172
00:52:40,640 --> 00:52:42,560
Speaker 2: Recognid Just know if you ever at my show and

1173
00:52:42,680 --> 00:52:45,800
Speaker 2: you're giving me problems, you're getting thrown out. That's just like,

1174
00:52:46,560 --> 00:52:47,200
Speaker 2: that's what it is.

1175
00:52:48,239 --> 00:52:51,880
Speaker 1: But yeah, she was upset. That's crazy. She came and

1176
00:52:52,000 --> 00:52:54,000
Speaker 1: she came to the Knit and got a front row

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00:52:54,120 --> 00:52:59,879
Speaker 1: seat just to yell at Sydney. And then we were

1178
00:53:00,120 --> 00:53:01,640
Speaker 1: you gotta go, and she was like, well, I came

1179
00:53:01,800 --> 00:53:05,040
Speaker 1: from a long way to support you. Guys, what support? Support?

1180
00:53:05,200 --> 00:53:07,480
Speaker 1: You had talked to her? What are you saying right now?

1181
00:53:08,040 --> 00:53:10,239
Speaker 1: I mean it was like that scene in Players Club

1182
00:53:10,239 --> 00:53:11,200
Speaker 1: where they fought in the back.

1183
00:53:11,360 --> 00:53:12,840
Speaker 2: To be honest, if you got a problem with me,

1184
00:53:12,920 --> 00:53:14,239
Speaker 2: and Marie and you only talk to me.

1185
00:53:15,200 --> 00:53:18,440
Speaker 1: You you're punk, You're a p cs be because she

1186
00:53:18,480 --> 00:53:20,480
Speaker 1: didn't say anything to me and I and I make

1187
00:53:20,520 --> 00:53:22,640
Speaker 1: sure that Marie is the one that talks the most shit,

1188
00:53:23,000 --> 00:53:25,480
Speaker 1: and yet here we are. Friend. Maybe we should go

1189
00:53:25,480 --> 00:53:26,960
Speaker 1: back and listen to the episode where you was talking

1190
00:53:27,000 --> 00:53:28,520
Speaker 1: all that mess and we can see who was talking

1191
00:53:28,560 --> 00:53:28,879
Speaker 1: the most.

1192
00:53:29,200 --> 00:53:32,480
Speaker 2: Which I'm positive that if I was talking shit you

1193
00:53:32,880 --> 00:53:34,720
Speaker 2: you was right up there with me signing.

1194
00:53:34,800 --> 00:53:37,440
Speaker 1: But I would like to know because she came at you.

1195
00:53:37,719 --> 00:53:39,360
Speaker 2: I'm sure you said your own you know.

1196
00:53:39,800 --> 00:53:44,600
Speaker 1: One hundred percent absolutely, it's a conversation, you saying things,

1197
00:53:44,640 --> 00:53:47,040
Speaker 1: I'm saying things. But the way she came at you, friend,

1198
00:53:48,280 --> 00:53:50,960
Speaker 1: you must have struck all of the nerves. All of

1199
00:53:51,080 --> 00:53:51,520
Speaker 1: the nerves.

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00:53:51,600 --> 00:53:54,200
Speaker 2: Y'all call me a liar, Hey, i'd be lying to

1201
00:53:54,480 --> 00:53:54,960
Speaker 2: It's fine.

1202
00:53:55,000 --> 00:53:57,799
Speaker 1: What's wrong with liar? I don't lie. I don't lie,

1203
00:53:57,920 --> 00:54:00,400
Speaker 1: which there right there was me lying. I mean, I

1204
00:54:00,480 --> 00:54:03,839
Speaker 1: don't really be lying. I'd be actually pretty honest. I'll

1205
00:54:03,880 --> 00:54:05,160
Speaker 1: omit things before I lie.

1206
00:54:06,000 --> 00:54:06,160
Speaker 4: You know.

1207
00:54:06,360 --> 00:54:07,279
Speaker 2: You see i'm looking at you.

1208
00:54:07,719 --> 00:54:09,600
Speaker 1: I'm actually not looking at your friend because I'm a

1209
00:54:09,719 --> 00:54:12,759
Speaker 1: busy drawing. I'm working on new.

1210
00:54:12,719 --> 00:54:17,520
Speaker 2: Merchan Yeah, we got hosters for the more merch out there.

1211
00:54:18,160 --> 00:54:20,920
Speaker 1: Well, we got to experience some things so that we

1212
00:54:21,040 --> 00:54:24,600
Speaker 1: can have things that we can talk about and put

1213
00:54:24,640 --> 00:54:25,200
Speaker 1: on our shirt.

1214
00:54:25,760 --> 00:54:28,480
Speaker 2: Yep, that's all. That's why you gotta go right now

1215
00:54:28,640 --> 00:54:31,560
Speaker 2: to the Patreon and re up on all the old

1216
00:54:31,600 --> 00:54:33,400
Speaker 2: ship we used to do and be like, wow, they

1217
00:54:33,480 --> 00:54:37,120
Speaker 2: used to be fucking hot, crunchy messes, whores and everything.

1218
00:54:37,400 --> 00:54:38,160
Speaker 1: Horse derves.

1219
00:54:38,320 --> 00:54:39,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was a good time.

1220
00:54:40,200 --> 00:54:41,879
Speaker 3: We used to listen to the Patreon. Do you guys

1221
00:54:41,920 --> 00:54:43,000
Speaker 3: talk about me on there?

1222
00:54:44,640 --> 00:54:45,239
Speaker 1: Talk about everything?

1223
00:54:45,480 --> 00:54:45,960
Speaker 2: We talked about it?

1224
00:54:46,239 --> 00:54:50,279
Speaker 3: You said, is it mean yeah, because you talk ship obviously, yeah.

1225
00:54:50,840 --> 00:54:54,919
Speaker 1: Yeah. But the Patreon started out as just like when

1226
00:54:55,040 --> 00:54:59,760
Speaker 1: we turn the microphones off, this is what happens. Because

1227
00:54:59,800 --> 00:55:01,919
Speaker 1: we would record him in my house, so we would

1228
00:55:01,920 --> 00:55:04,560
Speaker 1: record our regular episodes at my house and then immediately

1229
00:55:04,600 --> 00:55:07,040
Speaker 1: after do a Patreon and it was like, well, Sydney,

1230
00:55:07,080 --> 00:55:11,080
Speaker 1: we talk about like give specifics like people's names. She

1231
00:55:11,120 --> 00:55:13,719
Speaker 1: would we have an episode it was called iPods are

1232
00:55:13,760 --> 00:55:16,680
Speaker 1: better than Abortions. We like, if you go through the

1233
00:55:16,840 --> 00:55:19,200
Speaker 1: names of the episodes on the Patreon. Matter of fact,

1234
00:55:19,200 --> 00:55:20,480
Speaker 1: that's what I'm gonna do for you, all right, now,

1235
00:55:20,600 --> 00:55:24,719
Speaker 1: because it's like, wait, what city was going through the

1236
00:55:24,760 --> 00:55:26,200
Speaker 1: names yesterday and I was like, I can't believe we

1237
00:55:26,280 --> 00:55:29,840
Speaker 1: were calling our we were calling these episodes, these things.

1238
00:55:30,000 --> 00:55:31,960
Speaker 2: It was so good, and I was just like, damn,

1239
00:55:32,360 --> 00:55:34,000
Speaker 2: that's why I need to get back out there. Man,

1240
00:55:34,160 --> 00:55:38,120
Speaker 2: I gotta just not be scared and just meet people

1241
00:55:38,360 --> 00:55:39,920
Speaker 2: and do things you scared of.

1242
00:55:40,040 --> 00:55:41,600
Speaker 1: Friend, I'm tired.

1243
00:55:41,640 --> 00:55:44,120
Speaker 2: I don't want to mean nobody. I'm exhausted.

1244
00:55:45,719 --> 00:55:49,279
Speaker 1: Here's an episode bird Box. Wait bird Box, watch it,

1245
00:55:49,320 --> 00:55:53,200
Speaker 1: then come back. R Kelly du fuck fully prepared to

1246
00:55:53,320 --> 00:55:58,360
Speaker 1: suck a dick, flued out coats, cabs and emergency contexts

1247
00:55:59,160 --> 00:56:03,560
Speaker 1: West Coast Washington. Who has the biggest entourage in Hollywood.

1248
00:56:04,239 --> 00:56:05,040
Speaker 2: No, it's further back.

1249
00:56:05,360 --> 00:56:08,680
Speaker 1: Is Marie a bully? Was it?

1250
00:56:09,719 --> 00:56:09,759
Speaker 3: No?

1251
00:56:10,200 --> 00:56:10,360
Speaker 4: Was it?

1252
00:56:10,920 --> 00:56:10,960
Speaker 2: No?

1253
00:56:13,120 --> 00:56:13,480
Speaker 3: Hold on?

1254
00:56:13,520 --> 00:56:16,040
Speaker 2: I mean you're not really selling them right now, I know.

1255
00:56:16,239 --> 00:56:19,319
Speaker 1: Yeah, well I'm trying to. You know, the WiFi out

1256
00:56:19,320 --> 00:56:25,400
Speaker 1: really not good in here. Oh no, blame it, blame it,

1257
00:56:27,200 --> 00:56:29,880
Speaker 1: struggle bonus, we do. We're sitting not putting videos up.

1258
00:56:30,040 --> 00:56:32,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, we were dancing.

1259
00:56:32,080 --> 00:56:36,680
Speaker 1: Poop Baby poop two broke ass queens. Y'all sure are

1260
00:56:36,840 --> 00:56:41,000
Speaker 1: ugly that these are the names of the episodes on

1261
00:56:41,080 --> 00:56:44,160
Speaker 1: the Patreon It's a free bed in a box. Ho

1262
00:56:45,360 --> 00:56:49,480
Speaker 1: what happens in Vegas will be on this podcast? Rich

1263
00:56:49,520 --> 00:56:56,520
Speaker 1: black people equal white people. Okay, fuck the titles, but listen.

1264
00:56:56,640 --> 00:56:57,799
Speaker 2: Just listen to it. It's good.

1265
00:56:57,920 --> 00:57:01,920
Speaker 1: But stuff with Carolina Okay, well yeah, just listen to

1266
00:57:02,000 --> 00:57:02,520
Speaker 1: the episodes.

1267
00:57:02,520 --> 00:57:02,879
Speaker 2: They're good.

1268
00:57:02,960 --> 00:57:06,920
Speaker 1: We promise Sis is he gay and is therapy for

1269
00:57:06,960 --> 00:57:12,680
Speaker 1: white people? So yeah, I mean I think that what

1270
00:57:12,920 --> 00:57:15,600
Speaker 1: is missing in the podcast is Sydney being her usual

1271
00:57:15,680 --> 00:57:20,000
Speaker 1: messy self and her I think, the usual open messy self. Yeah,

1272
00:57:20,160 --> 00:57:21,960
Speaker 1: you're still messing, but messing a different way.

1273
00:57:22,000 --> 00:57:23,760
Speaker 2: Now what that mean?

1274
00:57:24,040 --> 00:57:26,000
Speaker 1: You be eating on the mic, and you be spraying

1275
00:57:26,120 --> 00:57:29,320
Speaker 1: rose water in the studio, yes, and perfume, and you'd

1276
00:57:29,320 --> 00:57:33,160
Speaker 1: be putting deoderant on Native shout out to Native. You

1277
00:57:33,320 --> 00:57:35,360
Speaker 1: be taking your braids out and leave them in the studio.

1278
00:57:35,440 --> 00:57:38,960
Speaker 1: Face shout out to grow from Andrew like what are

1279
00:57:39,000 --> 00:57:43,320
Speaker 1: these snakes in the studio? Studio and City's like these

1280
00:57:43,320 --> 00:57:44,880
Speaker 1: are my braids? Hey?

1281
00:57:45,600 --> 00:57:48,440
Speaker 2: Also, have you guys given us a review yet? Have

1282
00:57:48,600 --> 00:57:49,800
Speaker 2: you rated us?

1283
00:57:50,280 --> 00:57:50,520
Speaker 1: Bitch?

1284
00:57:50,720 --> 00:57:53,320
Speaker 2: What's going on? Like I'm looking at the numbers and

1285
00:57:53,360 --> 00:57:55,320
Speaker 2: I'm like, I know it's more y'all out there. How

1286
00:57:55,360 --> 00:57:58,400
Speaker 2: come you haven't rated this shit yet? I want when

1287
00:57:58,400 --> 00:58:00,080
Speaker 2: you're done listening to this, I need you to go

1288
00:58:00,160 --> 00:58:02,080
Speaker 2: to iTunes. I need you to give us all the

1289
00:58:02,200 --> 00:58:04,680
Speaker 2: fucking stars, and I want you to leave a little comments.

1290
00:58:04,760 --> 00:58:07,520
Speaker 1: Alternate title for the episode. Have y'all rated us yet?

1291
00:58:07,760 --> 00:58:14,320
Speaker 1: Bitch alt Alt You know how like a book has

1292
00:58:14,360 --> 00:58:18,480
Speaker 1: a title? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's good.

1293
00:58:18,640 --> 00:58:19,120
Speaker 2: That's good.

1294
00:58:19,320 --> 00:58:20,160
Speaker 1: It's fantastic.

1295
00:58:20,320 --> 00:58:22,240
Speaker 2: No, I mean because I mean, we got we got

1296
00:58:22,400 --> 00:58:25,520
Speaker 2: thousands of people listening, and it's just like we should

1297
00:58:25,560 --> 00:58:27,800
Speaker 2: have more reviews. Are y'all lazy?

1298
00:58:28,280 --> 00:58:28,360
Speaker 4: Well?

1299
00:58:28,440 --> 00:58:31,040
Speaker 2: How old is everybody who's fucking listening to it?

1300
00:58:31,200 --> 00:58:33,480
Speaker 1: Because if we already they already told us. Friend, we

1301
00:58:33,560 --> 00:58:35,720
Speaker 1: got eighteen year olds, we got thirty year old, we

1302
00:58:35,800 --> 00:58:38,920
Speaker 1: have a lot of twenty somethings, we've got some forties.

1303
00:58:38,960 --> 00:58:42,360
Speaker 1: Remember that adjunct professor that hit us up and teach

1304
00:58:43,280 --> 00:58:46,160
Speaker 1: this and y'all are great, and we were like wow.

1305
00:58:46,800 --> 00:58:49,560
Speaker 2: She's like, I'm so glad that your guests can read

1306
00:58:49,960 --> 00:58:55,120
Speaker 2: and write. We're like, okay, shot, he's from Detroit and

1307
00:58:55,240 --> 00:58:56,320
Speaker 2: he can read and write.

1308
00:58:57,120 --> 00:59:00,000
Speaker 1: A miracle. We love it. Love to see Alex England

1309
00:59:00,120 --> 00:59:02,960
Speaker 1: is thriving. Yeah, but yeah, also want to take more

1310
00:59:02,960 --> 00:59:04,880
Speaker 1: trips next year or this year.

1311
00:59:05,360 --> 00:59:07,280
Speaker 2: Yeah, y'all know whatever. Yeah, we're gonna take a We're

1312
00:59:07,320 --> 00:59:08,120
Speaker 2: gonna take a big trip.

1313
00:59:08,120 --> 00:59:09,480
Speaker 1: I want to see more. No, I'm saying I want

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Speaker 1: to see more of y'all. I want to go to Australia.

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Speaker 1: I've never been. Let's go too down Under this year.

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Speaker 1: It's the best time to go there. Let's do that, Marie,

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00:59:16,320 --> 00:59:19,919
Speaker 1: have you ever been? It's so funny, that's far. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: we'll stay for a couple of weeks, a couple of years.

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Speaker 1: But those animals, they are crazy. Wait, hold on, kas

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Speaker 1: have chlamydia down there.

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Speaker 3: Like the spiders you ever watched, like the like the

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00:59:29,440 --> 00:59:34,440
Speaker 3: videos like spiders in Australia. And and this kangaroo's punching people. No,

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Speaker 3: not kangaroo's kicked the pinch they punched, they kicked, they

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Speaker 3: do everything. Okay, the animals down there are really have

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Speaker 3: you ever been to?

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Speaker 1: It's animals. They can do what they do. And then

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Speaker 1: people show up.

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Speaker 3: In Australia though, Okay, that's the thing.

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Speaker 1: Well, Andrew, we not going down there to see the animals.

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Speaker 1: I want to go to the animals are going to

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Speaker 1: see I want exactly. I want to go to you know,

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00:59:57,960 --> 01:00:00,960
Speaker 1: like the Sydney Music Hall, and I want I want

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Speaker 1: to do a show. I want to do the podcast

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Speaker 1: live down there. And I want to eat kangaroo meat. Yeah,

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01:00:07,960 --> 01:00:10,160
Speaker 1: and I want to say Dingo eat my bib bait.

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01:00:10,880 --> 01:00:12,400
Speaker 1: And then I want to know that Dingo is a

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Speaker 1: not a kangaroo but a dog. Yeah, it's like a wolf.

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Speaker 2: But I want to hug a Koala bear. I don't

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01:00:18,200 --> 01:00:19,360
Speaker 2: care if he has chlamydia.

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Speaker 1: Whatever, you take a funk, I'm not hugging a chlamydia

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01:00:23,200 --> 01:00:25,840
Speaker 1: koala bear. Well, how do you maybe having them nails

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01:00:25,880 --> 01:00:27,920
Speaker 1: and stuff too? They can scratch that chlamydia right into

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01:00:27,960 --> 01:00:32,280
Speaker 1: your face. You want koala chlamydia in twenty twenty. At

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Speaker 1: least it's different, that's the you know what else is different?

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01:00:37,400 --> 01:00:42,800
Speaker 1: Koala chlamyte is different. That's merch on all to third Altar.

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Speaker 1: I can't even what was the first title we said?

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Speaker 3: Ala?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I like that.

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Speaker 2: By the way, have you rated this bitch?

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Speaker 1: That's a good one. That's that's really good by the

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Speaker 1: BT dubs bitch. I just like saying that word. Now,

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01:01:07,360 --> 01:01:11,520
Speaker 1: it's a fun word. Anyway, Well, that's that's I guess

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01:01:11,560 --> 01:01:13,480
Speaker 1: this is a how we on the episode just quietly.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. I mean it's because I mean, you don't want

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01:01:16,320 --> 01:01:18,320
Speaker 2: to tell your business and what business, and I don't

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01:01:18,360 --> 01:01:18,960
Speaker 2: want to tell mine?

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01:01:19,160 --> 01:01:23,880
Speaker 1: Oh my business? Yeah, well what business? I'll share something

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01:01:24,480 --> 01:01:25,880
Speaker 1: if you share something.

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01:01:31,480 --> 01:01:36,840
Speaker 2: I was watching porn and what I was watching porn?

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01:01:37,160 --> 01:01:39,760
Speaker 2: And I forgot that I was watching porn. And then

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01:01:39,800 --> 01:01:42,960
Speaker 2: I went to the hairdresser and I went to go

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01:01:43,640 --> 01:01:48,120
Speaker 2: open up my explorer the fucking porn game. I was like,

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01:01:49,840 --> 01:01:53,640
Speaker 2: I screamed, I can draw you on yo, if you

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01:01:53,720 --> 01:01:55,040
Speaker 2: knew what the fuck I was watching?

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01:01:55,560 --> 01:02:00,840
Speaker 1: What where you watching something? Was it a walla porn?

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01:02:01,160 --> 01:02:01,200
Speaker 2: No?

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01:02:03,400 --> 01:02:06,160
Speaker 1: What were you watching? Sydney? Yeah, this is the same spurs.

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01:02:06,440 --> 01:02:09,040
Speaker 1: You can't just open up that story and just be like, also,

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01:02:09,360 --> 01:02:12,520
Speaker 1: that story is not something that you should be not

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01:02:12,840 --> 01:02:15,560
Speaker 1: telling on this bucket like that. When I said I

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01:02:15,600 --> 01:02:17,600
Speaker 1: want you to share something, I thought you were gonna

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01:02:17,600 --> 01:02:21,400
Speaker 1: share something like about you and your life currently. But

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01:02:21,520 --> 01:02:23,400
Speaker 1: you shared a story that, like, is something we should

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01:02:23,400 --> 01:02:24,800
Speaker 1: have been talking about from the beginning.

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01:02:24,960 --> 01:02:27,840
Speaker 3: Oh sorry, can you what sort of porn do you

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01:02:28,120 --> 01:02:29,600
Speaker 3: like to watch? It was?

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01:02:29,920 --> 01:02:33,640
Speaker 2: It was it was the orgy and there was like

1378
01:02:34,320 --> 01:02:36,680
Speaker 2: me in there, there's trans women.

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01:02:37,520 --> 01:02:39,400
Speaker 1: There's a lot of cs, like just a bag of

1380
01:02:39,480 --> 01:02:42,240
Speaker 1: jelly bean. It was a chicken pot pie of just

1381
01:02:42,320 --> 01:02:44,200
Speaker 1: a gumbo of a gumbo of orges.

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01:02:44,280 --> 01:02:48,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, yep, it was great. I was like, Wow, she

1383
01:02:48,240 --> 01:02:50,440
Speaker 2: probably doesn't want to do my hair no more. That

1384
01:02:50,600 --> 01:02:53,880
Speaker 2: was today, Yeah, this morning, Sidney. You should have came

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01:02:53,960 --> 01:02:54,880
Speaker 2: in with that story.

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01:02:56,480 --> 01:03:05,720
Speaker 1: I like it, walked in with that instrum. Oh my god, friend, Wow, now, Andrew,

1387
01:03:05,760 --> 01:03:08,200
Speaker 1: do you feel like that story that she just shared

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01:03:08,480 --> 01:03:12,280
Speaker 1: justifies like does that count? Yeah? Yeah, does that count

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01:03:12,360 --> 01:03:14,600
Speaker 1: as her sharing something? Because I don't really because I

1390
01:03:14,680 --> 01:03:18,200
Speaker 1: know that you aren't sharing everything. And wow, y'all bitches,

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01:03:18,600 --> 01:03:21,880
Speaker 1: tri no, you you didn't really actually share anything.

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01:03:21,640 --> 01:03:23,919
Speaker 2: Right, is what I'm talking That was pretty open.

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01:03:24,680 --> 01:03:28,080
Speaker 1: Watching porn is not open at all, friend, Andrew talking

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01:03:28,080 --> 01:03:31,440
Speaker 1: about we talked about literally everything else today.

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01:03:31,720 --> 01:03:35,840
Speaker 3: And you that a forty year old Sydney forty one,

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01:03:36,040 --> 01:03:36,520
Speaker 3: forty one?

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01:03:36,840 --> 01:03:39,200
Speaker 1: What with he ate out a forty one year old

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01:03:39,240 --> 01:03:42,840
Speaker 1: with a nickel under your nobody gets topped at I

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01:03:42,840 --> 01:03:45,000
Speaker 1: said it tasted like his ass tasted like pennies poins.

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01:03:45,160 --> 01:03:48,760
Speaker 2: Know you always win when it comes to storytime. Andrew

1401
01:03:48,880 --> 01:03:49,600
Speaker 2: takes the cake.

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01:03:50,720 --> 01:03:52,960
Speaker 1: I mean it depends on what you talk to because

1403
01:03:53,000 --> 01:03:57,240
Speaker 1: sometimes is he's losing. Oh yeah, depending on how you know.

1404
01:03:57,360 --> 01:03:59,880
Speaker 1: This time I felt like I lost, you know, I mean,

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01:04:00,000 --> 01:04:01,360
Speaker 1: you had a good time. Are you gonna see him again?

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01:04:01,880 --> 01:04:05,000
Speaker 1: Maybe if he hits me up first. Oh, that's the

1407
01:04:05,080 --> 01:04:07,720
Speaker 1: game that we're playing. We're playing. Well, yeah, because you

1408
01:04:07,800 --> 01:04:11,920
Speaker 1: felt like you exerted too much energy on this, because

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01:04:12,000 --> 01:04:15,640
Speaker 1: you were putting forth more effort. You think I don't

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01:04:15,640 --> 01:04:18,000
Speaker 1: know all that to say, Sidney story wasn't enough for

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01:04:18,040 --> 01:04:20,240
Speaker 1: me to share anything about me. That's what I'm saying.

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01:04:20,520 --> 01:04:20,880
Speaker 1: What what?

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01:04:22,800 --> 01:04:22,920
Speaker 2: Now?

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01:04:23,160 --> 01:04:26,000
Speaker 1: She's unbuttoning her pants and her shirt. She had a

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01:04:26,080 --> 01:04:29,120
Speaker 1: cat on the entire time, and now we bout to

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01:04:29,160 --> 01:04:31,880
Speaker 1: wrap up. She just took her coat off and fully

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01:04:32,000 --> 01:04:36,800
Speaker 1: lifted her shirt up and her titties are outd Yeah,

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01:04:36,800 --> 01:04:37,520
Speaker 1: I'm definitely.

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01:04:37,520 --> 01:04:39,080
Speaker 2: Using any wanted me to share.

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01:04:41,240 --> 01:04:47,160
Speaker 1: This visual. No, this is a podcast. The people wanted,

1421
01:04:47,240 --> 01:04:49,080
Speaker 1: the fans want to know what's happening in your life.

1422
01:04:49,120 --> 01:04:51,200
Speaker 1: And you're like, I watched porn today. Well, I took

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01:04:51,200 --> 01:04:54,760
Speaker 1: off my shirt. I took off my shirt and sharing

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01:04:55,520 --> 01:04:57,120
Speaker 1: I want you all to know that I'm trying I'm

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01:04:57,160 --> 01:04:57,960
Speaker 1: trying very hard.

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01:04:59,040 --> 01:05:03,080
Speaker 2: Andrew, what you know, his type fits describe my boobs?

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01:05:03,520 --> 01:05:06,480
Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, they're really nice boobs as far as boobs go.

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01:05:07,040 --> 01:05:11,240
Speaker 1: Who Andrew, you like boobs? I don't. I don't know.

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01:05:11,280 --> 01:05:14,920
Speaker 1: I don't like boobs obviously, so but they look nice. Sidney,

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01:05:14,960 --> 01:05:17,800
Speaker 1: he said, tuck your tits alternate title.

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01:05:19,320 --> 01:05:21,840
Speaker 2: I think I think we've said that.

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01:05:21,920 --> 01:05:26,040
Speaker 1: Before though, because hop your top, hop your top, but we.

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01:05:26,240 --> 01:05:27,120
Speaker 2: Took your tits before.

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01:05:28,680 --> 01:05:31,919
Speaker 1: All right? That well, that's it, guys. I really tried.

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01:05:32,000 --> 01:05:34,400
Speaker 2: I'm taking everybody to dinner. We're going to shake shop.

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01:05:34,440 --> 01:05:35,560
Speaker 2: What times is it close? Yo?

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01:05:35,760 --> 01:05:37,960
Speaker 1: Sidney said, I'm taking everybody to dinner tonight. And I

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01:05:38,080 --> 01:05:41,560
Speaker 1: was like, fetti, Genie afraid. Andrew and I were like,

1439
01:05:41,560 --> 01:05:46,720
Speaker 1: we're gonna get We're gonna split a Lagnia's gonna get

1440
01:05:46,760 --> 01:05:51,200
Speaker 1: some steaks. Oh my god, stick freaks right, so bumps.

1441
01:05:51,680 --> 01:05:53,560
Speaker 1: And then Sidney's like shake check and we were like,

1442
01:05:54,280 --> 01:05:58,120
Speaker 1: you're taking us to lunch for dinner. Lunch dinner we

1443
01:05:58,320 --> 01:06:00,160
Speaker 1: always go. And it's the end of the nice to

1444
01:06:00,240 --> 01:06:02,760
Speaker 1: meat not even fresh. Really that late. It looks a

1445
01:06:02,800 --> 01:06:04,440
Speaker 1: lot later than it is. It's only eight.

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01:06:06,000 --> 01:06:13,280
Speaker 2: Okay, Well, guys, this was fun. I promise to expose

1447
01:06:13,400 --> 01:06:16,520
Speaker 2: myself more less. How about less expose yourself.

1448
01:06:16,320 --> 01:06:20,240
Speaker 1: Less in summer gards. That is what I'm saying.

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01:06:20,400 --> 01:06:22,560
Speaker 2: Mariam, you're saying that my boob didn't turn you on.

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01:06:23,000 --> 01:06:26,840
Speaker 1: No, it also, and I know this for a fact,

1451
01:06:26,960 --> 01:06:29,600
Speaker 1: did not turn Andrew on. It did not at all.

1452
01:06:29,880 --> 01:06:31,600
Speaker 1: He said he is softer than he's ever been.

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01:06:31,760 --> 01:06:32,160
Speaker 2: Let me tell you.

1454
01:06:32,200 --> 01:06:36,080
Speaker 1: He said, baby is baby food.

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01:06:36,160 --> 01:06:38,720
Speaker 2: Right now, imagine we're gonna go to shake check and I'm.

1456
01:06:38,560 --> 01:06:40,560
Speaker 1: Gonna put it on this gift card that I got.

1457
01:06:41,040 --> 01:06:43,160
Speaker 1: I was thinking, not do that.

1458
01:06:45,240 --> 01:06:50,160
Speaker 2: I'm gonna set this sh up online. I'm like, let

1459
01:06:50,200 --> 01:06:50,960
Speaker 2: me get on, let me.

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Speaker 1: Goodbye everyone, bye, uh yeah, rate comment, subscribe, check out

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01:07:00,600 --> 01:07:05,400
Speaker 1: the patreon on uh and We'll see you in San Francisco.

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01:07:06,000 --> 01:07:07,920
Speaker 1: Maybe this episode comes out after that, I don't know.

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01:07:07,960 --> 01:07:12,720
Speaker 1: Hopefully you came Sam First Sketch Fests on January eighteenth. Yes,

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Speaker 1: maybe maybe by Forever.

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