WEBVTT - Phone Tap: Zoo Problems

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<v Speaker 1>it's time for your free money phone tab. And what

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<v Speaker 1>do you do if you have a boring job and

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<v Speaker 1>after a few months of it, you realize you're basically

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<v Speaker 1>life's punching bag. Oh man, I mean just even you

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<v Speaker 1>say that makes people feel bad. That's the case where

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<v Speaker 1>now you realize you're spending every day just listening to

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<v Speaker 1>other people's dumb complaints about the company that you work for.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh sounds like work for the camel company. Yeah. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>you know what you do if you're in that situation,

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<v Speaker 1>You get promoted and you hire somebody else to take

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<v Speaker 1>your place. So now they have to be life's punching bag.

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<v Speaker 1>And that's what one woman did. She emailed us to

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<v Speaker 1>prank her subordinate and came up with one of the

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<v Speaker 1>most outlandish scenarios you could possibly think of for someone

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<v Speaker 1>who works at a zoo. Were learning that the zoo

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<v Speaker 1>would be so cool. It's not boring at all. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>if you have to take the complaint line at the zoo,

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<v Speaker 1>that's a different story. Okay, so we'll hear what happens

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<v Speaker 1>in your brand new phone tap right now. It's brooking

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you for calling me, zoo. My name is Colin.

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<v Speaker 1>How am I help you today? Hey Colin, my name's Tony.

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<v Speaker 1>I think I just spoke with your boss. Her name

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<v Speaker 1>was Tina. Okay, how can I help you? Well, she

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<v Speaker 1>transferred me to you and said that you could help

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<v Speaker 1>me out. I'm in kind of like a situation. I

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<v Speaker 1>guess you could say. Okay, well, it seems to be

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<v Speaker 1>the issue. I was at your zoo a few days

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<v Speaker 1>ago and I was looking at the gorillas with my

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<v Speaker 1>lady and we were taking selfies doing tiktoks, just kind

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<v Speaker 1>of funny things with the animals in the back, you

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<v Speaker 1>know what I mean. Like, I'm sure you see that

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<v Speaker 1>a lot right now, Like will do that at the zoo? Yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that's pretty common, So sorry, kind of embarrassing I think

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<v Speaker 1>while we were dancing next to the gorilla enclosure, I

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<v Speaker 1>remember throwing my fanny pack in the air, and I'm

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<v Speaker 1>pretty sure that's how my phone flew out into the exhibits. Wow,

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<v Speaker 1>are you serious. I know it's embarrassing, believe me. I

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<v Speaker 1>did not even want to make this call, but I

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<v Speaker 1>already checked the loss and found so it has to

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<v Speaker 1>be with the gorillas. Like, is it possible maybe to

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<v Speaker 1>ask one of the zookeepers if they've seen it. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, I can check for you. I mean, I

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<v Speaker 1>haven't heard of anything like that before. I know, I

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<v Speaker 1>know it was so random, but thank you so much

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<v Speaker 1>for checking. Honestly, it's really, really, really important that I

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<v Speaker 1>get this back. So I'll just wait here on a hold,

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<v Speaker 1>and you just go call them if that's okay. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, I don't know how long I could take.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe I can call you back. No, no, no, no no, no,

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<v Speaker 1>it's okay, it's okay. I have time to wait. It's

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<v Speaker 1>an iPhone four, by the way, so if they ask,

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<v Speaker 1>remember iPhone four? Okay, hold on. Thank you thank you

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<v Speaker 1>so much. Hello, are you there? Hi? Hi? Yeah, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>still here. Yeah. So I talked to the main trainer

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<v Speaker 1>there and you know, unfortunately he hasn't seen your phone,

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<v Speaker 1>but if it turns up, we can call you back. Dude.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh man, I'm telling you it has to be there. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know much to tell you. Man. All right, well,

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<v Speaker 1>I know this is gonna sound really weird, but this

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<v Speaker 1>is how I know it's there. Okay, now before I

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<v Speaker 1>say this, please hear me out. I understand what this

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<v Speaker 1>sounds like, but I am ninety nine percent sure the

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<v Speaker 1>gorillas have been calling my girlfriend. What Yeah, like last

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<v Speaker 1>night at three am, we got a call from my

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<v Speaker 1>phone and it was super heavy breathing. You're joking, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>like you know how gorillas breathe. Yeah, I'm familiar. Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>When I kept asking who is it, and all they

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<v Speaker 1>were doing was like, whoa, you're mocking me, bro, Like

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<v Speaker 1>I can hear you, sir, I don't really believe that.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, this is happening, so I didn't believe. Hey,

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't believe it either. I'm sorry to cut you off,

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<v Speaker 1>but you know what a gorilla sounds like, right, yes,

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<v Speaker 1>and so do I. Okay, but I mean you're joking

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<v Speaker 1>right now, because I mean, this isn't something that's possible. Please,

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<v Speaker 1>I will show you the calls, and even better, I

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<v Speaker 1>did to find my phone thing and the GPS signal

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<v Speaker 1>is coming from the zoo, so it has to be

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<v Speaker 1>the gorillas. And I just I really don't have time

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<v Speaker 1>for this. No, this is just impossible. And you know,

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<v Speaker 1>I just don't know what to say about your phone.

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<v Speaker 1>I can guarantee it's not here. Okay, Well what if

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<v Speaker 1>this what if it like got hidden under like under

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<v Speaker 1>a bunch of leaves in their pen or like the bananas,

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<v Speaker 1>and then they butt dialed me, like the gorilla butt

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<v Speaker 1>dialed me and they're accidentally calling sir, we would have

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<v Speaker 1>found a phone. Okay, So I actually have to go. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>hold on, let me find your phone. No, before you

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<v Speaker 1>hang up, I do appreciate all of your time. Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't want to tell you this last part because

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<v Speaker 1>this is going to be even weirder and I'm going

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<v Speaker 1>to sound like a pervert and I'm not a pervert.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm telling you right now, sir. Okay, Okay, this morning

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<v Speaker 1>I looked at my girlfriend's phone, okay, and one of

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<v Speaker 1>the gorillas figured out a way to send her a

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<v Speaker 1>junk pick dude. Okay, seriously, whatever, man, Yeah, no, no,

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<v Speaker 1>not whatever. I'm being serious, dude, And it was way

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<v Speaker 1>bigger than mine. This dude's trying to show me up.

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<v Speaker 1>My girlfriend didn't even want to kiss me goodbye this morning.

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<v Speaker 1>She was totally not in the mood. This can't be real.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just okay. I'm obviously not going to convince you.

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<v Speaker 1>A gorilla sent me a junk pick. What's going on?

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<v Speaker 1>This is actually a Jose from the radios Brick and

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<v Speaker 1>Jeffrey in the morning. I'm doing a phone tap on you, bro.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, there's the laugh. I was looking for

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<v Speaker 1>your boss. Tina sent you up. Wow. She said you've

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<v Speaker 1>been complaining about high maintenance customers recently and she wanted

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<v Speaker 1>to message you. So here I am gorilla junk. Oh

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<v Speaker 1>my god, the junk dude. It was huge, bro. I

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<v Speaker 1>mean not as hairy as mine, but definitely bigger than mine.

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<v Speaker 1>You know what I'm saying. Yea, yeah, yeah, yeah, I

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<v Speaker 1>got it. Oh man, that's too much, too much looking

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