Speaker 1: Forever. Look man, oh I see you. Why and look
Speaker 1: over there? How is that culture? Yes? Goodness? Lets decorum, decorum, decorum.
Speaker 1: I was not told there would be a costume change.
Speaker 1: But here we are, here, we are. Uh, how is
Speaker 1: everyone doing so far? Beautiful? Oh yeah, here's the thing.
Speaker 1: You guys, Oh my god, are very very very special.
Speaker 1: Friend and fans Shelby, Yes, here, and she's brought us
Speaker 1: a gift, which are these cups from the Wizarding World
Speaker 1: of Harry Potter. And she got some of our houses. Yes,
Speaker 1: I got a raven claw one. I'm Asian, and I
Speaker 1: got a Hufflepuff one. I'm stupid. Yeah, that's it. That's it. No,
Speaker 1: but I really feel like a hufflepuff. Okay, but you
Speaker 1: have this theory where and this is such, this is
Speaker 1: you're cheating. You're saying that you're you're all four of
Speaker 1: them at different times. Yeah, it's very complicated. The way
Speaker 1: my mind works is like very complex. Um, so bear
Speaker 1: with me. I was born a griffin door in my
Speaker 1: early twenties, I was a Slytherin. Okay, if you get
Speaker 1: what I mean. Currently, right now in my life, I
Speaker 1: am a hufflepuff. But I will die a raven Claw.
Speaker 1: Okay that that yeah, that's that's just how I feel,
Speaker 1: and I feel that I can be in all four.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna transfer. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. I
Speaker 1: wonder if there's like a process in Hogwarts where like
Speaker 1: you can apply for a transfer if you just really
Speaker 1: don't feel like socially and academically it's for you. I mean,
Speaker 1: I think I think the transfer process is, um, the
Speaker 1: sorting hack gets to filate you and then fine, but
Speaker 1: I have to suck. That sounds insane. I think that's it.
Speaker 1: That's that's it. Yeah, And like I don't know, there's
Speaker 1: a there's a there's a child sex ring involves Well,
Speaker 1: you're the one into sex toys. Now do you think
Speaker 1: that the hat would be good at that? Okay, I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: I keep leading us down these really terrible, um you know, polemics,
Speaker 1: and I don't I don't want to do that. Guys.
Speaker 1: I'm off tonight. I just want to be very open
Speaker 1: with everybody that this is an off night for me,
Speaker 1: and please respect that. And I'm on fucking fire and
Speaker 1: I'm on fucking just kidding. Please respect. No, it's it's
Speaker 1: a bit. I'm doing great. I slayd my. I don't things, so, honey,
Speaker 1: let's bring out our second half of groups. Shall we
Speaker 1: please welcome this group and they are called Cameron Michaels. Welcome.
Speaker 1: I'm David Goldberg, Cameron Michael's everyone justin Rando, please welcome
Speaker 1: Mark So please welcome Elaine Stritch herself, j Mouski, and
Speaker 1: please welcome Brandon Zelman. Yes. I love the way we're
Speaker 1: doing this. Yeah, I love the little the little run
Speaker 1: around this. This is Canada. Now you have to do
Speaker 1: a lap. You guys are Cameron Michaels. You got it?
Speaker 1: Please welcome to the microphone the day. David Goldberg. Well, okay,
Speaker 1: so here's the thing. You have a choice, babe. You
Speaker 1: can do the trouble or you can do a pre
Speaker 1: selected I don't think so, honey. Okay, So it's pre selected.
Speaker 1: And I was so scared that another white gay would
Speaker 1: take this before me. I've been petrified, but it's mine.
Speaker 1: No one took it. I love that, Okay, y'all you
Speaker 1: white gays. So this is David Goldberg's I don't think so, honey.
Speaker 1: As time starts now, I don't think so, honey. The
Speaker 1: remaining gaze who think that Carly ray Jepson is a
Speaker 1: one hit wonder. Okay, listen, listen, listen. The world is
Speaker 1: on fire. Mike Pence wants to put me in a
Speaker 1: concentration camp before I'm thirty. I cannot spend my remaining
Speaker 1: days on this earth explaining that emotion and besides are
Speaker 1: the definitive apotheosis of human life on this planet. Thank you. Second, wait, bitch,
Speaker 1: what are you even listening to when you go to
Speaker 1: Fire Island? Nickelback? Fuck you? Okay, fuck you? L A
Speaker 1: Hallucinations is a great song, right, bowen, thank you? Okay.
Speaker 1: And while I'm up here, can I just say if
Speaker 1: I ever hear someone say that Charlie xc X is
Speaker 1: that girl from the Iggy Azalea video to kill you
Speaker 1: and your family, And as I dance over your graves,
Speaker 1: I will say these last words. Hi. Don't think so, honey.
Speaker 1: That's one minute up for David Goldberg. Collie rad Jefson
Speaker 1: is a skinny legend, legend. Everyone welcome, justin, random babe, Hi, justin.
Speaker 1: So there are two options. It's the trouble and pre selected.
Speaker 1: Pre selected. That's a choice. This is Justin Reynolds. I
Speaker 1: don't think so hony as time starts now, I don't
Speaker 1: think so, honey, waiters who will only take orders from
Speaker 1: ladies first? Okay, Like, no, we're done with that right.
Speaker 1: Like I was at a restaurant last week. My waiter
Speaker 1: literally interrupted my order and said, oh, we're gonna start
Speaker 1: with the ladies first. I'm like, I'm sorry, are they
Speaker 1: wearing boodle skirts and pearls? Because it's not the nineteen
Speaker 1: fifties bit like we're in Buffalo Wild Wings. Literally everyone
Speaker 1: here is wearing leggings. Move on, Okay, first time? Why
Speaker 1: are you gonna pick one gender identity to go before
Speaker 1: all the rest? Okay? I think it's patronizing to female
Speaker 1: identifying folks. And also I'm hungry. Okay, not to mention
Speaker 1: this particular waiter was homosexual. Don't ask me how I do.
Speaker 1: And I'm like, really, sis, you're gonna skip over one
Speaker 1: of your own like that for all intents and purposes,
Speaker 1: I am a lady and you should be the first
Speaker 1: to know it. Okayn, order generals are dead, I don't
Speaker 1: think so, honey, take his honor now, Oh, baby Bay,
Speaker 1: please go to the Mike Mark mark. So, yes, I
Speaker 1: saw that little look you tossed us you ah, Matt.
Speaker 1: Lady Matt made a claim on the podcast that he's
Speaker 1: never met a Mark before in his life. We met
Speaker 1: the previous week. But it's fine. You know, it's improv.
Speaker 1: We're over it. We made up in them. It's um,
Speaker 1: here go. What's it gonna be? Pre selected of quirks? Yes,
Speaker 1: of course, yes, because of corks. This is mark stalls.
Speaker 1: I don't think so many as time starts now. I
Speaker 1: don't think so, honey. Homophobic bathroom layouts that forced me
Speaker 1: to shoot in the stall directly next to my office crush.
Speaker 1: This This is a uniquely queer trauma. And honestly, here's
Speaker 1: the thing. I drink a lot of coffee at work.
Speaker 1: That's workplace culture, bitch, and when I gotta go, it's
Speaker 1: never not an emergency. So I bust into the bathroom.
Speaker 1: And what am I to do when Dan from Accounting
Speaker 1: is cute little penny loafers are just like wiggling under
Speaker 1: the stall next to the only other open stall in
Speaker 1: the room. I mean, I would the man just having
Speaker 1: me pop a squad and empty my bows inches away
Speaker 1: from my beloved because I don't think so, honey. I mean,
Speaker 1: do you think Jim and Pam everyone's favorite cream of
Speaker 1: wheat breeders, would have gotten through a month together if
Speaker 1: they had to go to Browntown next to each other.
Speaker 1: Because I don't think so, honey, I don't think so.
Speaker 1: I mean, it's just not fair. It's like it's it's
Speaker 1: just five seconds. I don't think so love winds. Love
Speaker 1: is strong, but IBS is stronger. I don't think so.
Speaker 1: Love is strong, but iby that's the stronger. It's actually
Speaker 1: rule of culture. Number eighty one producer, everybody, take out,
Speaker 1: take out cannon everyone, Um wait, Mark, he's wearing Penny
Speaker 1: loafers but so cute. Okay, all right, he's not a
Speaker 1: rule of culture. What what did I say? Number forty nine.
Speaker 1: Love is strong, but IBS is stronger. Everyone over here
Speaker 1: was like yeah, yeah, yeah, everyone. Please welcome to the
Speaker 1: microphone Jays, Yes, so talk to us. What do you think?
Speaker 1: Um no, this is premeditated like a murder? All right,
Speaker 1: this is juskis I don't think so, honey. As time
Speaker 1: starts now, Tony Braxton put out a new album this year,
Speaker 1: and none of you paid attention. None of you. This
Speaker 1: is a woman who gave us and break my heart.
Speaker 1: She gave us Braxton family values. She put out eight songs,
Speaker 1: and all of you treated her like she was an
Speaker 1: elderly woman on a subway who just farted. You ignored her. Okay,
Speaker 1: take out your phones, everybody. Take out your phones. Your phones,
Speaker 1: how much time? Take out your phones? Take them out?
Speaker 1: Open your Spotify, Apple Music, open your Teezer. I don't
Speaker 1: know what the funk. You listen to music on and
Speaker 1: you add Tony Braxton, Sex and Cigarettes to your playlist,
Speaker 1: and you listen to it, and then when you find
Speaker 1: your favorite song, you at j Molski on Twitter and
Speaker 1: you tell me who it is, and then you add
Speaker 1: Tony Braxton and apologized to And that's one. Sex and
Speaker 1: Cigarettes now streaming on Spotify, Apple Music, and iTunes. A
Speaker 1: call to action, everyone, Wow, give it up at this
Speaker 1: time for Brandon's Alvin. Oh, I have Carli Rage upson
Speaker 1: in my head. Now. I'm not the type of girl
Speaker 1: for you. Thank you for that. Thank you anyway. Hi, Hi,
Speaker 1: I've got a problem. What it's It's in my head,
Speaker 1: and you gotta talking about it. I've got they've got
Speaker 1: no problems right here. Okay, okay, okay, this is Brandon's
Speaker 1: Almons I don't think so, honey. As time starts now,
Speaker 1: I don't think so honey. Plays about doing plays, it's
Speaker 1: really good. Have we been outside friends, have we seen
Speaker 1: the world. Have we interacted with someone who's not doing plays?
Speaker 1: If not, met a friend, say hello, talk to somebody
Speaker 1: on the subway. There's so many people on the subway.
Speaker 1: Very second you talk to a stranger, they will tell you.
Speaker 1: They will tell you crazy things on the subway. Do
Speaker 1: a play about that? Someone shut out a word? What space?
Speaker 1: Do a play about space? It's most things is space
Speaker 1: place there's nothing, there's nothing going on in place. I
Speaker 1: go to Midtown to see your play, and it's about
Speaker 1: how each managers have feelings too, got it look shut
Speaker 1: down the theater the theater is then, I don't think so.
Speaker 1: I wanted give it up for Cameron Michaels, save it
Speaker 1: go backsting round off, Jay Loss, Gamesman, just the pinnacle
Speaker 1: of sis. Whit that group was Cameron Michael's or white
Speaker 1: gay man that they surprised you, But they surprised you,
Speaker 1: didn't they you under us? White gay that came out
Speaker 1: of nowhere really took us. Yeah. I love when a
Speaker 1: white gay succeeds everyone welcome our next group stunt queens, Queens,
Speaker 1: Jess Sliman, Michael Wolfe, Horzac. Wait, am Ie, who say
Speaker 1: and tell us not with Potson's bitch. They came out
Speaker 1: in all sorts of a different order. And wait, hold on, Carly, Carly,
Speaker 1: come on, come on, everyone's the lap around, through the
Speaker 1: lap Honey, it's now cannon okay, and let's please do
Speaker 1: this in order to this. And they're like, oh, yes,
Speaker 1: Jess s Jess, yes, thank you, yes, okay. So, by
Speaker 1: the way, hello, so what do you think is it
Speaker 1: a pre slect the topic or is it the trouble?
Speaker 1: I'm doing pre select because I'm too angry and I
Speaker 1: don't know what could come out if it's not like
Speaker 1: a little bit planned. So you know you've seen what's
Speaker 1: having in the world anyway, So yeah, I'm just gonna
Speaker 1: pre select. We're gonna target our anger, We're gonna target,
Speaker 1: We're gonna target amazing. This is Jess Almons. I don't
Speaker 1: think so many of our time starts now, I don't
Speaker 1: think so, Honey, Honey, A K A B calm, get
Speaker 1: that thick dehydrated p color ejaculate oh away from me.
Speaker 1: If I wanted a sweetener that had been jess out
Speaker 1: of nature, I would have taken it from the maple
Speaker 1: leaf trees. Seconds. And yes I'm Canadian, and yes I'm
Speaker 1: an immigrate that left a better country and arrived here
Speaker 1: with everything and where are our stories? But that's not
Speaker 1: why I prefer map fifty seconds. You temper mental bitch, Honey.
Speaker 1: I leave you in the cabinet for two months, and
Speaker 1: he turned the solid shock up. I'm sorry I didn't
Speaker 1: paying up attention to you, Honey. I already have one wife. Okay,
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey, Honey. No, honey, I don't
Speaker 1: make so, sweetie honey. And now please welcome to the stage. Michael,
Speaker 1: my gosh, you must Hey, um, how are you both?
Speaker 1: You know we're doing really well. A lot of people
Speaker 1: don't know. That's the hardest job of the night, just
Speaker 1: saying I just wanted to check in, really, how are you?
Speaker 1: We are doing okay? Do you want to water? Do
Speaker 1: you want to drink? What's up? Did you see h J?
Speaker 1: I saw him tall? Fun? What are we thinking? You
Speaker 1: know what? I want to honor my background as a
Speaker 1: college short form comedian for long years. Many short form
Speaker 1: improv scenes and I'm going to do the trouball okay, man,
Speaker 1: first trouball of this half. Sure, sure, sure, I'm also
Speaker 1: a bully. What's up? What's up? Well? I hope that
Speaker 1: Kira Knightley is not sensitive because you're I don't think so, honey,
Speaker 1: troll ball. Topic is Kira Nightly and just one movie.
Speaker 1: She's in Whatever you want me baby, as time starts now,
Speaker 1: I don't think so, Kira Knightly, Honey, You're not a
Speaker 1: night You're an actress. So I'm to give that title
Speaker 1: back to the people who earned it the hard way
Speaker 1: by living in medieval times. Okay, do you know how
Speaker 1: easy it is to be an actor. It's the easiest
Speaker 1: fucking thing in the world. Hey are you sad? Whoa
Speaker 1: that was acting? She is sad? Wow? I don't think so,
Speaker 1: Honey Nightly. Guess what you get a script? Every day?
Speaker 1: You wake up, you read it, you walk around, you
Speaker 1: say those lines go plumb, go plum somebody's house. Why
Speaker 1: don't you be a senator? Why don't you contribute something
Speaker 1: to this world? You know, when I'm done here tonight,
Speaker 1: I have to go deliver a baby five seconds via
Speaker 1: fed fucking X. I've delivered a baby via fed Ex. Bitch. So,
Speaker 1: Kira Knightley, the least you can do is get another job.
Speaker 1: I do know your work. I just can't remember it
Speaker 1: right now. That one minute Pirates of the Caribbean, Bendit
Speaker 1: like back on Pride and Prejudice, Atonement and the like
Speaker 1: many films that she was in. Films, just a small
Speaker 1: sampling of her over and now, please welcome to the stage,
Speaker 1: dripping in sequence, Carly Hogan, Die Harley. It's Hogan Dyke,
Speaker 1: Hogan Dyke. I just wanted to say that in public forum.
Speaker 1: Here we go. Okay, so what is it? Is it
Speaker 1: a pre selected topic? It's going to be pre selected, okay, Dyke,
Speaker 1: thank you, Arlie Hogan Duck. I don't think so, honey.
Speaker 1: Her time starts now. I don't think so, honey. Golem
Speaker 1: from the Lord of the Rings. Like you're obsessed with
Speaker 1: a ring, get over it, but like I don't know.
Speaker 1: I got a ring right here. I when I was
Speaker 1: four years old, my grandma was wearing this ring and
Speaker 1: I pointed at it and I said, can I have
Speaker 1: that when you die? And she said yes. And guess what,
Speaker 1: you guys, I got this ring. And I'm given away happily. Andrew,
Speaker 1: are you here? Andrew's my boyfriend, Andrew, Come here, Andrew, Andrew,
Speaker 1: would you like hustle because I have like probably thirty seconds.
Speaker 1: This could be as long as you need a right, Andrew,
Speaker 1: do you want me ring? I don't think so. Okay, alright, alright,
Speaker 1: fair enough, fair enough, fair enough, fair enough, fair enough,
Speaker 1: fair enough. My god, Carly, we are in an open
Speaker 1: relationship and we're gonna keep it that way. God, that's
Speaker 1: fucking golup coming up. Yes, have some respect, Carley Hogan,
Speaker 1: dyke everybody, but I thought Andrew Andrew, hey, go out
Speaker 1: of here. No, I'm just kidding, Andrew, You're allowed to stay.
Speaker 1: Hey you should have taken that ring. Was that a
Speaker 1: merry proposal gone awry? Oh my god? No, we would
Speaker 1: be so insulted if you guys staged a proposal here
Speaker 1: like truly, I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. Oh my god. Okay,
Speaker 1: back to the show. Wow, everyone giving up for your
Speaker 1: man out? Who say thank you? So? I don't think so, Honey,
Speaker 1: proposing to your boyfriend before I go on? I think
Speaker 1: that's yeah, that would have been curaging exactly. I would
Speaker 1: have had to propose right here and now when I
Speaker 1: could have about to do it again, there's right there, honey. Yeah,
Speaker 1: like real lesbians. That's what we dare. Okay, youm on,
Speaker 1: So what do we feel? Is it a trouble or
Speaker 1: is it it's definitely pre selected the fake out. This
Speaker 1: is Emmonel Hussaini's I don't think so, honey. Her time
Speaker 1: starts now. Okay, I don't think so, honey, straight male
Speaker 1: spin instructors, So no, thank you. With that this graceful playlist,
Speaker 1: kid Rock, Sweet Home Alabama, and dare I say jump
Speaker 1: around from how to pain? No, no, honey, when I
Speaker 1: go to spin class, I want to be brought back
Speaker 1: to the club I danced at the night before, not
Speaker 1: your Fourth of July barbecue from no thank you. If
Speaker 1: Britney Spears is toxic, is not accidentally slash purposely there twice.
Speaker 1: You're not a certified professional, honey, you're not five seconds.
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey. That's uh sweat stained um
Speaker 1: a C D C shirt. Everybody just that, okay, okay,
Speaker 1: thank you. And now to close out the Sun Queen group,
Speaker 1: we have Sarah Smallwood Parsons. Lady right, I was going
Speaker 1: to do trouble. But I thought of something backstage that
Speaker 1: makes me absolutely furious, Okay, absolutely maurious. Well, then Mrs
Speaker 1: Sarah Smallwood Parson says, I don't think so, honey. Her
Speaker 1: time starts now. I don't think so, honey. Polyamorous couple, Wow,
Speaker 1: you get one. You'll get one. Polyamorous couples of the
Speaker 1: same kids in Halloween that take all the fucking candy
Speaker 1: out of the ball at the door, You get one.
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey. Polyamorous couples. Oh, it's weird.
Speaker 1: We just like, don't get jealous. Thirty seconds. Thirty seconds, bitch,
Speaker 1: then you do not care about each other seconds. I
Speaker 1: don't think so, honey, polyamorous couples. So if we're get
Speaker 1: in a fight and I'm like, I'm not gonna fuck you,
Speaker 1: you get to just go fun somebody else my sex.
Speaker 1: There's a weapon five second and that's one minute. Get
Speaker 1: up for a s queens, Jess, Salama, Hogan, Dyke, Come on,
Speaker 1: el who's saying it? Sarah Smallwood Parson. Wow, A lot
Speaker 1: to think about so far, guys, to think about anyone
Speaker 1: into polyamory here, anyone into Polly's good Let's keep talking
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Speaker 1: Welcome to your next group, and they're called oh for sure, Welcome,
Speaker 1: Shantira Jackson. Welcome, Yes, Welcome to dy Monica. Welcome, Hey,
Speaker 1: ed Par Welcome, Alien Claude, and welcome Ariel Alias. Yes yes,
Speaker 1: oh the looks yes. And the first to the mic
Speaker 1: is Shantira Jackson. Everybody looking fresh to death. She's looking
Speaker 1: sharp sharp. Hello. Hello, that's for a look. I gave
Speaker 1: it to you, um, we did. We. We prompted everyone
Speaker 1: and said give it a look. I would like to
Speaker 1: go for that. Troubable okay, oh for sure, yes, the
Speaker 1: first time I'm here. Nervous Okay, alright, well could be
Speaker 1: this could go either way. Yeah, I mean it can
Speaker 1: only go one way. Your trouble, I don't think so, honey.
Speaker 1: Topic Shintira Jackson is Beyonce and jay Z and your
Speaker 1: time starts now. I don't think so, honey, Beyonce and
Speaker 1: jay Z because jay Z is a fucking weird ass husband. Okay,
Speaker 1: all right, let's explain it. Let's explain it. You're eighteen
Speaker 1: years old, you're fucking thriving. Your dad makes you running heels.
Speaker 1: You're the best person who's ever lived in the planet
Speaker 1: and you start danting a thirty year old cocaine dealer. Okay,
Speaker 1: I don't know about you, but the bitch has been
Speaker 1: dating up ever since she started dating. O god, I
Speaker 1: mean like he's like trash. Right if your dad, if
Speaker 1: your dad came up to me, was like, who are
Speaker 1: your dating? You're like, oh my god, I'm dating a
Speaker 1: cocaine dealer who cheats on me all the time. And
Speaker 1: when he gets old, he wraps very lazily. I mean,
Speaker 1: the only time he got good it was really like
Speaker 1: comedy is when he actually started talking about his life.
Speaker 1: That's with jay Z. He was like Macaronian cheese, I
Speaker 1: have me. You're like Beyonce ruts and heels, She's a queen.
Speaker 1: Right five seconds, the most garbage marriage. But I stand
Speaker 1: for it because four hundred million dollars to any black
Speaker 1: person shuts here at Jackson, everybody, it's slight a summer spat. Yes,
Speaker 1: and now eighty Monica, Okay, stop, I'm wrong, I'm wrong,
Speaker 1: We're wrong. I'm doing pray. What do you think? Is
Speaker 1: it a trouble or appreciated that this is because I
Speaker 1: don't think so, honey. Her time starts now now, I
Speaker 1: don't think so, honey. Bitches telling me that I have
Speaker 1: to see Pixar movies like they're real fucking movies. No, oh,
Speaker 1: but you have to see up. What No, bitch, old
Speaker 1: man and little boy. There's nothing I care about less?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, ond I have not paid my gas
Speaker 1: bill in seven months. And when I wipe too high,
Speaker 1: I get shipped on my back. I don't care about up.
Speaker 1: And that old man is rich. That old man is rich. Oh,
Speaker 1: he cannot to fold his house, so he's floating in
Speaker 1: the sky with blues. The only way that you're into
Speaker 1: that g thank you with a child that you do
Speaker 1: not know, and you are not worried about the consequences
Speaker 1: when you get back on land as if you have money,
Speaker 1: bit there's no way. And if there's a fucking in
Speaker 1: a movie, I just do not have time for it.
Speaker 1: I'm horny, bitch. I have a boyfriend and I want
Speaker 1: to I want to suck others. And that's when she
Speaker 1: wiped too high to get ship on her back. Bad
Speaker 1: kill Bowen Yang. That killed Bowen Yang dead. He died alrighting, Okay,
Speaker 1: it's time for Hey, can I just say I've been
Speaker 1: really horny this week and the energy in this room
Speaker 1: is not helping it. Oh so sexy, everybody, It's a
Speaker 1: very sexy energy tonight. Everyone's gonna fuck. I mean, first
Speaker 1: of all, I've not seen someone pull off the Fannie
Speaker 1: pack and the statement necklace and a very long time
Speaker 1: until now. Until now, honey, So what are we thinking?
Speaker 1: Are we doing? Topping my cherry? So pre pretty? This
Speaker 1: is hey in Parks? I don't think so, honey. Her
Speaker 1: time starts now, I don't think so, honey. Accountability partners,
Speaker 1: I know it's useful for some people and it helps
Speaker 1: you get shit done, but it's just maybe into a
Speaker 1: big old liar. Why does so many Why does so
Speaker 1: many white women want to be my accountability partner? Tasting point?
Speaker 1: I have an exercise account by a partner that that
Speaker 1: I send post workout selfies too. But when I skip
Speaker 1: the day, instead of honesty, I just recycled my sweaty
Speaker 1: selfie lies. And I'm also a sloppy liars, so I
Speaker 1: get caught red handed. The other day, I met a
Speaker 1: friend who is also my healthy eating partner, and we
Speaker 1: were telling each other when we had that day and
Speaker 1: I didn't want to tell that I had a whole
Speaker 1: bag of Cheetos popcorn at the Unit Square Regal Theater
Speaker 1: watch The Oceans eight. I don't think so, honey. The
Speaker 1: only accountability partner I need is some bundy each that
Speaker 1: I can count on to call the police in case
Speaker 1: I get murdered by my tenderhook up. Okay, five seconds,
Speaker 1: five seconds, I don't think so, honey. Good fucking bye
Speaker 1: to all other accountability partners. That's one minute. Wait. But
Speaker 1: I have a theory. I think that popcorn doesn't count.
Speaker 1: Popcorn is error. I think popcorn is aaron doesn't count.
Speaker 1: It's rule of culture number one hundred. Popcorn doesn't count.
Speaker 1: It is air. Everyone, welcome to the microphone. Eileen clarking, oh,
Speaker 1: showing for the back. I'm so sorry. You want to
Speaker 1: see what this body? Oh my god, listen. Until this
Speaker 1: very moment, I was ready to troll bullet. But I
Speaker 1: think I'm gonna go pre selected, pre selected. This is
Speaker 1: Eileen Clark's I don't think so honey. Her time starts now.
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey. All my theas and theos
Speaker 1: that live in Nica, I want and want me to
Speaker 1: bring a bunch of ship from the United States back
Speaker 1: into the country. Okay, Mida, you no lock all, honey.
Speaker 1: I don't want to bring you cheddar cheese is because
Speaker 1: there's not good cheddar cheese, and bitch, you got cheese,
Speaker 1: eat that thirty seconds, Mita. I don't want to travel
Speaker 1: from the United States into literally a war ridden country,
Speaker 1: okay literally, and then have fucking five bags and then
Speaker 1: paying that your fifty bucks for baconds, no, bitch, and
Speaker 1: then my thea who works at a Bridle store is
Speaker 1: like meta, can you go to Jessica McLean talk and
Speaker 1: get me like the discount ones five seconds? I don't
Speaker 1: think so, bitch. Listen, if you want your ship, you
Speaker 1: better fucking order it on Amazon Prime, because I am
Speaker 1: not that you're no locrel han Me's what? Yeah, here
Speaker 1: we have Ariel Elias. Yes, the shoes. The shoes are important.
Speaker 1: Shoes are important, yea. They hurt so bad? Paying no game, right,
Speaker 1: what's it gonna be. It's gonna be a pre sell act.
Speaker 1: This is Ariel Aliasts. I don't think so many her
Speaker 1: time starts now, I don't think so, honey. Restaunson bars
Speaker 1: that don't allow dogs, Okay, you will let a white
Speaker 1: man with dreads sit at the bar. But my dog
Speaker 1: is the health code violation. I don't think so, honey.
Speaker 1: I don't think so. You know who's less likely to
Speaker 1: pee on the floor of the bathroom, my dog because
Speaker 1: she is tranned. Well, that man with the white dreads.
Speaker 1: He can afford to live in Williamsburg, but he can't
Speaker 1: afford a bar of deodorants. Seconds. Excuse me. He has
Speaker 1: never lifted anything in his life, and yet he smells like. Oh.
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey. Why has he here? Get
Speaker 1: him away? You know who's never given me genital herpes?
Speaker 1: My doog certainly has. I don't think so, honey. You
Speaker 1: know what dog is spelled backwards? It's gone five seconds.
Speaker 1: You know what man is spelled backwards? It's named the
Speaker 1: thing that traumatized it an entire generation of our count Wow. Wow,
Speaker 1: that's rule of culture number fifty. Man spelled backwards is nam.
Speaker 1: Everyone give it up for this group, Oh for sure,
Speaker 1: Jackson eating, Monica hay On, far Eilan Clark, and Ariel Elliot. Okay,
Speaker 1: we're coming down to the last couple. We have two
Speaker 1: more groups. This group is called I Come Alive time.
Speaker 1: Everyone welcomes Samantha Ruddy, give it on up for Alex
Speaker 1: Better and welcome Sharon Paul, come on, give it up
Speaker 1: for Mr. Justin's a really by God, and welcome day.
Speaker 1: All right, I come alive in the nighttime. First up,
Speaker 1: we have Samantha. Let's go, baby, how we feeling? Will
Speaker 1: it be a trouble or a pre selected topic? I
Speaker 1: am gonna do a pre selected topic. And Samantha, I
Speaker 1: love your wave shirt. Oh thank you the beach. It's
Speaker 1: it's a California like surf rock band, like modern like yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: it's funny. Um, okay, this is Samantha Ruddy's I don't
Speaker 1: think so, honey. Her time starts now, Okay, I don't
Speaker 1: think so comedies that are sad. I can't tell what's
Speaker 1: supposed to be funny and what's not an anymore. I
Speaker 1: watched the sitcom for eighteen hours last night before I
Speaker 1: realized it was the ken Burns Vietnam documentary. Seconds. I
Speaker 1: don't think so ken burn Wow. People are like, oh, well,
Speaker 1: you have to have a little bit of drama to
Speaker 1: have the character's death. I don't want my character to
Speaker 1: have depth. I want him to have two days to
Speaker 1: the prom five seconds and then a wacky friend is
Speaker 1: telling them what to say through an airpiece. Just because
Speaker 1: your show is thirty minutes, just not mean it's a comedy. Wow,
Speaker 1: Mantha running with a great point there. Yeah, what are
Speaker 1: some of our favorite comedies like The Descendants? Transparent is
Speaker 1: a comedy? No bid, Nope. It's sad. People crying, people
Speaker 1: are struggling. If someone is like having sex and they
Speaker 1: roll over and they're crying, it's not like a riotous
Speaker 1: laugh fest. It's sad, sad. Thank you, Samantha, Thank you
Speaker 1: so much. Everyone. Welcome to the Mike, Alex. Better it
Speaker 1: gets the better, it gets better. Tell us are we
Speaker 1: doing a preeslet the topic? Are we doing the troll bowl?
Speaker 1: I am full of tequila. I have some notes and
Speaker 1: I know exactly what I need to say. Bitch, tequila
Speaker 1: and notes, and this is Alex Betters. I don't think so, honey.
Speaker 1: As time starts now, I don't think so, honey. People
Speaker 1: who say Selena when they mean Selena Gomez, okay, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: no no, those two people are not in the same
Speaker 1: realm the honey, Okay, Selena Gomez does not have the
Speaker 1: vocal strength to keep up that moniker. Okay, let me
Speaker 1: give you a couple of examples. Alexa play songs by
Speaker 1: Selena Gome Slays play songs by Selena playing songs by
Speaker 1: Selena Gomez. I don't think so that's not my Selena,
Speaker 1: honeycond When people say to me, oh, did you hear
Speaker 1: that Selena is in a new Woody Allen movie? Not
Speaker 1: my Selena, honey. My Selena would be doing tasteful Jane
Speaker 1: the Virgin cameos by now, okay, And when people say,
Speaker 1: have you heard Selena's new bop? No, I haven't unless
Speaker 1: we send a terminator back to and stopped your landa.
Speaker 1: Fuck you, Yolanda, Fuck you, Yolanda, fuck you so taking
Speaker 1: a game changing artists. Fuck you. Selena is the artist
Speaker 1: men right now today. Yes, that's one minute. That's one minute.
Speaker 1: Thank you to to to phrases from that. Not my
Speaker 1: Selena sea and fuck you Yolanda, Yolanda, fuck whatever you
Speaker 1: are running away in jail. Selena I would have been
Speaker 1: Madonna level. And that's the real that's the real thing
Speaker 1: is still alive, is she? I'm not checking in on
Speaker 1: that bitch, al right, Okay, next up, please welcome Charade
Speaker 1: Paul Sharonde. This look, Sharon, bread for you to wear
Speaker 1: a knit over this beautiful under where it? Alright, so, Sharon,
Speaker 1: what don't we think Are we doing a pre select
Speaker 1: or are we doing the trouball? We are doing? Okay,
Speaker 1: it's like my birthday every time. Okay, okay, okay, Sharon,
Speaker 1: your I don't think so, honey. Topic is people who
Speaker 1: identify as a Charlotte from Sex in the City and Sharon,
Speaker 1: your time starts now. All right, Uh, drop some fun
Speaker 1: factor real quick. I took improv one on one. We
Speaker 1: can do this. We're doing this together tonight. Alright. I
Speaker 1: don't think so, honey. People who identify as Charlotte's all right. Uh,
Speaker 1: let's be real. Most of us are a bunch of sluts.
Speaker 1: Not a single one of you in this room could
Speaker 1: dare identify as a Charlotte, and you know it, not
Speaker 1: a single last one of us. And you know what.
Speaker 1: Charlotte was tightly wound and you know what. She was
Speaker 1: a bully to her husband. If you want to identify
Speaker 1: with an abuser, that's on you. Seconds. I'm not about
Speaker 1: that life personally, Like um, I'm a Samantha who makes
Speaker 1: bad choices. Lots of hot dudes and is living an
Speaker 1: amazing New York City lifestyle. So to all you alleged
Speaker 1: Charlotte's I don't think so, honey. That's one man. Yes, yes,
Speaker 1: I just have to say everyone, here's our Samanthe. Well,
Speaker 1: I thank you, Sharon. But um, my sister married a
Speaker 1: Jewish man and converted to Judaism, so she is technically
Speaker 1: a Charlotte. And some of us out there just are
Speaker 1: are you saying? Are you saying that? Yeah? I'm a
Speaker 1: fucking bit. Yeah, bitch, do are you are Miranda? I'm
Speaker 1: gonna get married to some waspy dude him and clock
Speaker 1: up and say you're not a Miranda, but you're you're
Speaker 1: the Hufflepuff, which is the first bitch. No, there's a
Speaker 1: lot going on, all right, everyone, welcome to the mic.
Speaker 1: Justins are really justin? Gentlemen? Oh my god, justin? How
Speaker 1: are you? I'm all right? How are you, Charlotte? Oh
Speaker 1: thoughts and prayers? Mad, I'm so sorry. I'm a carry
Speaker 1: and we know it. Um, okay, justin? Are we doing
Speaker 1: It's like the worst thing to say. Are we doing
Speaker 1: a priest? Like the topic? Are we diving into the
Speaker 1: much like the topic of my rant. This is pre written.
Speaker 1: Justin's realize I don't think so, Honey's time starts now,
Speaker 1: let's get ready to I don't think so, honey. John
Speaker 1: Cena and Nicky Bella wedding drama, who are you fooling?
Speaker 1: As a w W E fan for over two decades,
Speaker 1: I have seen some spandex clad nonsense, but this jumps
Speaker 1: the shark. Are you fucking kidding me? Seriously? You break
Speaker 1: off an engagement two years after you make me cry
Speaker 1: and wrestle Maybia and right before the season premiere of
Speaker 1: Total Bella's I don't second Now you tell me that
Speaker 1: John Cena got up a sect to me. Of all
Speaker 1: the things I've wondered about John Cena's penis, that's the
Speaker 1: one thing I didn't wonder about. I am sick of
Speaker 1: tired this bullshit? All right? What was it? Nikki? Did
Speaker 1: he did? He? Only? Oh? George's is that the problem? Second?
Speaker 1: Could his performance is fernand the talking bull to pedestrian?
Speaker 1: For you? Set of your problem is the only way
Speaker 1: that matters. And that goddamn steel cage. But can't see me?
Speaker 1: I can't see you, bitch. I don't think so. I
Speaker 1: didn't know they were on the rocks. That's so sad.
Speaker 1: First of all, this is a rare moment of intersectionality.
Speaker 1: Justin's really is a gay and a wrestleman. Enthusiasts giving
Speaker 1: up for Jay Jurney, Jay Jay? What's it gonna be? They? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I mean come on, I mean we were all thinking
Speaker 1: it's barely a tank. Uh, how do we feel? Pre selected?
Speaker 1: Pre selected? This is j Jorden's I don't think so, Honey,
Speaker 1: his time starts now. Listen. I know Drake just dropped,
Speaker 1: and I might be going through something because it's a
Speaker 1: national holiday for niggas with feelings, But I don't think so.
Speaker 1: Month of June, first of all, I don't like. I
Speaker 1: don't like months that I named after races, aunties, number one,
Speaker 1: number two. June has way too much stuff going on,
Speaker 1: and the White House for the second year in a row,
Speaker 1: refused to acknowledge that June is Pride month. They acknowledge
Speaker 1: that June is everything else. June is National Homeownership month,
Speaker 1: is Caribbean American Heritage month, June is National Ocean Month,
Speaker 1: and June is also supposed to be African American music
Speaker 1: Appreciation Month. I don't think so, honey, nuts up. Oh
Speaker 1: it's no, no, no, no no. Listen June eight months
Speaker 1: because all of those things happened to coincide with Pride
Speaker 1: Caribbean American Heritage Month. Bitch, we love Rihana National Beach Month.
Speaker 1: Aria is my favorite Disney Princess National National Home Wander
Speaker 1: your month. You can't spend at homeowner with our homeo
Speaker 1: and number four African American Music Appreciation Month. Like I
Speaker 1: said before, a bitch, I love Rihanna's j J. Give
Speaker 1: it up for I Come Alive in the night time.
Speaker 1: So at the Reddy Alex Sharon, Paul, Justin and J
Speaker 1: Jerney And now this is this is the last group
Speaker 1: of the night. Everyone, give it up for Hell's Kittens.
Speaker 1: Give it up for Anna Cala, Angela Aliata and Asensia,
Speaker 1: Anna Suzuki and this Glow Tabara Tamaras. Just make all
Speaker 1: your area Okay, your updraft on? All right? Everyone? Okay,
Speaker 1: So first on the mic is Anna Calighary. Yes, I
Speaker 1: love a jump Oh yes, here we go. You know
Speaker 1: what do we think I pre selected? Okay, prey, this
Speaker 1: is Anna Caligaris Caligaries. I don't think so, honey, her
Speaker 1: time starts new. I don't think so, honey. People who
Speaker 1: wait in line at the gate before your boarding group
Speaker 1: has been called, okay, why we all know you're in
Speaker 1: group eight? Bitch, first class hasn't even gotten on the
Speaker 1: plane yet. What makes you think that you deserve to
Speaker 1: be first in line? Honey? Also, I pray to God
Speaker 1: that when you get to the front they tell you
Speaker 1: to check your back. You do not deserve overhead space. Also,
Speaker 1: I'm in group two and I'm at the Delta Bistro
Speaker 1: having a wine. Where the hell are you group eight
Speaker 1: fifty seconds? I don't think so, honey, waiting in line
Speaker 1: like you're about to go on an important meeting. You're
Speaker 1: about to get out of flight for six hours. Why
Speaker 1: are you dying to be there? Five seconds? Five? I
Speaker 1: hate those people. I don't think so, honey. That's one man.
Speaker 1: You wear your turn group. You should be at the
Speaker 1: Delta Bistro. And if you're flying Southwest, then wait until
Speaker 1: your group is called as well. Look, and we have
Speaker 1: something going on. Angel Yagel, Oh my god, Angel Angel
Speaker 1: came in with a look backstage. I wonder what this
Speaker 1: is gonna be. I don't I took off the day
Speaker 1: of work to prepare for this one minute. She took
Speaker 1: the whole day. Oh my god, Okay, Angel Angel, what's
Speaker 1: gonna be pre selected or trouble? I think I know preselected? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I had to ask. It was like Aquaria came out
Speaker 1: looking like this is Angela. Her time starts now. I
Speaker 1: don't think so. People who wear traditional Chinese stresses, that's
Speaker 1: casual fashion. I don't think so, honey. Is it Chinese
Speaker 1: New Year? Is it your wedding day? Is it the
Speaker 1: sixteen hundreds? When people wear it as regularly in China?
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey. It's like if I'm wearing
Speaker 1: a seven team center stressed today, it's like a no. Also,
Speaker 1: why are you eating utensils in your hand? What at that?
Speaker 1: That he's a little mermaid? I don't think so, honey.
Speaker 1: And it's like I wear a spark in my butN
Speaker 1: fucking weird. Also, I'm so stas dresses that looks flattering
Speaker 1: on me. I wearing twoth bangs and I still look
Speaker 1: really pregnant. That's dresses were skinny bitches. I am not. Also,
Speaker 1: my wedding dress and I don't get in it anymore.
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey, I I want to go,
Speaker 1: want to go, I'm go go. I want to say,
Speaker 1: I don't think so honey. In Cantonese. Yeah, I'm dumb
Speaker 1: loma honey, and that's what I'm better. Stunt Queen Sun,
Speaker 1: Queen son of Alore. Wow, take about, take about, take
Speaker 1: about take it out? Take about that? Angelia? You know what?
Speaker 1: Who you know? Who's following this? One of my favorite
Speaker 1: people in the world, Iliana and Asasio. Yes, is this
Speaker 1: one piece? No, this is a little tank, a little
Speaker 1: pant Oh my god, Wow, I'm stimulated. Oh my good.
Speaker 1: So I'm so excited. Um, Aliana, is this pre selected
Speaker 1: or the trouble? I don't know this is pre selected.
Speaker 1: I'm having an issue because I have to go after
Speaker 1: that brain reflected, but I didn't have the whole day
Speaker 1: to do it. Okay, this is your I don't think so, honey,
Speaker 1: and your time starts now. I don't think so, honey.
Speaker 1: People who shame people who use hashtag grateful, hashtag blessed
Speaker 1: on social media platforms, look bitch. Sometimes I am hashtag grateful,
Speaker 1: hashtag blessed. Okay, and the gratitude is splooging out of
Speaker 1: my heart. My fucking social media fade. Yeah, you bet
Speaker 1: your ass. I'm gonna use hashtag blessed, hashtag grateful because
Speaker 1: what are the other options? Hashtag things Sorry, that doesn't
Speaker 1: have a gravy toss that I want. Okay, do you
Speaker 1: guys believe in the secret? You bet your ass. I
Speaker 1: write it, I listened to it. I watched the movie Gratitude.
Speaker 1: He gets more good ship seconds sixty five percent, sixty
Speaker 1: five percent of the time. The next day after, I
Speaker 1: have a hashtag blessed post, something beautiful happens, and sixty
Speaker 1: seconds it's enough for me. So I don't fix so hot.
Speaker 1: That's one minute grateful, hashtag bless hashhog grateful. I wants
Speaker 1: to be here. Oh god, we're hasht are hashtag blessed.
Speaker 1: I'm also Charlotte. Thank you me too. Apparently. Now please
Speaker 1: welcome to the mic and a sazuk Wow. Here we go.
Speaker 1: She's got something. Look, oh my god, looks pre selected.
Speaker 1: It looks pre selected. She's looking so beer up in here,
Speaker 1: severe up in here. Anna. I'm not even gonna ask azukis.
Speaker 1: I don't think no many her time starts now. Oh
Speaker 1: I'm gonna not gonna do a trouball. Thanks for asking you.
Speaker 1: You look like you do. This is very topical, so
Speaker 1: I have to get it off my chest. Okay, I
Speaker 1: don't think so, honey, big food, where are you? I
Speaker 1: am waiting. I told all my girlfriends that you're real,
Speaker 1: that you're not a sham, and you're making me look
Speaker 1: like a real superstee bitch. Okay, Oh, one day you're
Speaker 1: in Washington State, another day you're in British column. Be up?
Speaker 1: What is with you in the Pacific Northwest? Bitch? Where
Speaker 1: are you when that bitch Jane good Old said she
Speaker 1: wanted you to be real? Oh that was zoology, that
Speaker 1: was science. But when I say it, I'm a crazy bitch.
Speaker 1: What the fund is that? Five seconds? Fuck you bit five?
Speaker 1: Oh my god. I knew to make this group last.
Speaker 1: I knew to make them last. Okay, everyone, it's fucking glow.
Speaker 1: It's blow, It's glow glow. Tabara Tara. I fucking took
Speaker 1: a cab here because I was like, oh no, the
Speaker 1: show's about to start. And then I looked at this
Speaker 1: fucking thing and I'm last, baby, because we knew you
Speaker 1: would bring the heat glass. Oh shit, wasted money for
Speaker 1: no goddamn reason. I'm a broke bitch. But that's okay.
Speaker 1: Let's say here and make the calb worth a bit. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I gotta make it worth it. I was gonna do
Speaker 1: a trollball, but that's all white women in there, and
Speaker 1: I could do without. I could do without, so I could.
Speaker 1: I picked out the holiday of Christmas. Okay, wait, but
Speaker 1: then I just picked that's a white woman. I just
Speaker 1: picked out Octavia Spencer. Oh wow. Okay, but let's do
Speaker 1: it like a fucking like a a percentage of how
Speaker 1: many white women are in there. Okay, you picked up
Speaker 1: I don't want to, Okay, okay, all right, whoa we're
Speaker 1: during pre selection. I'm a pre mad. I'm a pre mad.
Speaker 1: She's pretty mad. I don't think so, honey. Her time
Speaker 1: starts now. Okay, I don't think so honey. Woke people
Speaker 1: who think they have a voice and fucking things that
Speaker 1: they don't know about. Okay. Oh wow, wow, you read
Speaker 1: a Bell Hoax book and now you want to talk
Speaker 1: about how white people love Kale. Bitch, everybody loves Kal.
Speaker 1: Are you fucking kidding me? Oh no, oh oh? I
Speaker 1: was hanging out with white people that have blue allergies. Bitch,
Speaker 1: that's an allergy. Everyone has allergies. Why did you guys
Speaker 1: want to take fucking allergies and kale and ship? Why
Speaker 1: don't you hang out with after table of color and
Speaker 1: see if you fucking get something from them? But no,
Speaker 1: y'all want to hang out with your white friends and
Speaker 1: talk about how terrible it is are people of color.
Speaker 1: Will never fucking being around people fellor go funk yourselves, okay,
Speaker 1: fucking figure your life out. Oh you love gay culture,
Speaker 1: We don't have no gay friends. This shut up, shut
Speaker 1: up and sit the funk down a figure out your
Speaker 1: goddamn life just because you've read a book about being
Speaker 1: woked up the voice of wokenus. Okay, so sit down
Speaker 1: and listen. Because we got shipped to say, do a
Speaker 1: read tweet, don't tweet. Do a fucking read tweet. Okay,
Speaker 1: and that's one minute. Don't tweet, do a retweet, don't treat.
Speaker 1: That's rule of culture number sixty. Don't tweet, do a
Speaker 1: retweet and give it up for Hell's can and the
Speaker 1: Calgary Angel. Yeah in a centia can go out tamares.
Speaker 1: Oh wow, I mean just I mean fifty I don't
Speaker 1: think fifty two. I don't think somebody's have been done.
Speaker 1: Did you guys have a good time to not? Let's
Speaker 1: give it up one more time. We're gonna name every
Speaker 1: single fucking name, and you better cheer and applaud the
Speaker 1: entire way through. Let's go granted. Title man like A five,
Speaker 1: Pattie Harrison and He Sammers, but Baker, Kevin Allison, Josh Gondoman,
Speaker 1: Katherine Cowen, Kathleen our Mente, Stephen Killer here if A, Victor,
Speaker 1: Matt Bellissimi, Pico Ran Toronto, Joseph OsmAnd Soon, Dennis Norris,
Speaker 1: The Second Pai, David Goldberg, Justin Randall, Salmon, Michael wal Hogan,
Speaker 1: Amanel Hussain, Sarah Small, Parson and Tara Jackson, Monica on
Speaker 1: par Alien, Clarial, Elliott's a Ruddy Alex Batter, Paul and
Speaker 1: A Caligari, Angelia Aliana in Acencia in a Suzuki and
Speaker 1: glow to Varrez. Give it up one more time. Thank
Speaker 1: you guys so much. My name is Matt Roger, my
Speaker 1: name is Beloniang have a bye. Thank you for ever
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