1 00:00:00,320 --> 00:00:09,119 Speaker 1: Forever. Look man, oh I see you. Why and look 2 00:00:09,119 --> 00:00:20,200 Speaker 1: over there? How is that culture? Yes? Goodness? Lets decorum, decorum, decorum. 3 00:00:20,239 --> 00:00:23,320 Speaker 1: I was not told there would be a costume change. 4 00:00:26,000 --> 00:00:30,600 Speaker 1: But here we are, here, we are. Uh, how is 5 00:00:30,640 --> 00:00:38,360 Speaker 1: everyone doing so far? Beautiful? Oh yeah, here's the thing. 6 00:00:38,400 --> 00:00:41,519 Speaker 1: You guys, Oh my god, are very very very special. 7 00:00:41,600 --> 00:00:45,199 Speaker 1: Friend and fans Shelby, Yes, here, and she's brought us 8 00:00:45,200 --> 00:00:48,920 Speaker 1: a gift, which are these cups from the Wizarding World 9 00:00:48,960 --> 00:00:52,600 Speaker 1: of Harry Potter. And she got some of our houses. Yes, 10 00:00:52,720 --> 00:00:57,800 Speaker 1: I got a raven claw one. I'm Asian, and I 11 00:00:57,840 --> 00:01:04,080 Speaker 1: got a Hufflepuff one. I'm stupid. Yeah, that's it. That's it. No, 12 00:01:04,280 --> 00:01:07,000 Speaker 1: but I really feel like a hufflepuff. Okay, but you 13 00:01:07,040 --> 00:01:09,760 Speaker 1: have this theory where and this is such, this is 14 00:01:09,920 --> 00:01:12,280 Speaker 1: you're cheating. You're saying that you're you're all four of 15 00:01:12,319 --> 00:01:14,720 Speaker 1: them at different times. Yeah, it's very complicated. The way 16 00:01:14,760 --> 00:01:18,759 Speaker 1: my mind works is like very complex. Um, so bear 17 00:01:18,800 --> 00:01:25,319 Speaker 1: with me. I was born a griffin door in my 18 00:01:25,560 --> 00:01:30,400 Speaker 1: early twenties, I was a Slytherin. Okay, if you get 19 00:01:30,480 --> 00:01:33,440 Speaker 1: what I mean. Currently, right now in my life, I 20 00:01:33,440 --> 00:01:36,119 Speaker 1: am a hufflepuff. But I will die a raven Claw. 21 00:01:37,680 --> 00:01:39,920 Speaker 1: Okay that that yeah, that's that's just how I feel, 22 00:01:39,920 --> 00:01:42,000 Speaker 1: and I feel that I can be in all four. 23 00:01:42,400 --> 00:01:46,320 Speaker 1: I'm gonna transfer. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. I 24 00:01:46,360 --> 00:01:48,560 Speaker 1: wonder if there's like a process in Hogwarts where like 25 00:01:48,600 --> 00:01:50,480 Speaker 1: you can apply for a transfer if you just really 26 00:01:50,560 --> 00:01:53,560 Speaker 1: don't feel like socially and academically it's for you. I mean, 27 00:01:53,960 --> 00:01:56,520 Speaker 1: I think I think the transfer process is, um, the 28 00:01:56,560 --> 00:02:01,480 Speaker 1: sorting hack gets to filate you and then fine, but 29 00:02:01,640 --> 00:02:05,160 Speaker 1: I have to suck. That sounds insane. I think that's it. 30 00:02:05,360 --> 00:02:08,679 Speaker 1: That's that's it. Yeah, And like I don't know, there's 31 00:02:08,680 --> 00:02:12,600 Speaker 1: a there's a there's a child sex ring involves Well, 32 00:02:12,680 --> 00:02:14,799 Speaker 1: you're the one into sex toys. Now do you think 33 00:02:14,840 --> 00:02:18,880 Speaker 1: that the hat would be good at that? Okay, I'm sorry, 34 00:02:18,919 --> 00:02:25,280 Speaker 1: I keep leading us down these really terrible, um you know, polemics, 35 00:02:25,320 --> 00:02:27,920 Speaker 1: and I don't I don't want to do that. Guys. 36 00:02:27,960 --> 00:02:30,320 Speaker 1: I'm off tonight. I just want to be very open 37 00:02:30,440 --> 00:02:32,440 Speaker 1: with everybody that this is an off night for me, 38 00:02:32,480 --> 00:02:35,320 Speaker 1: and please respect that. And I'm on fucking fire and 39 00:02:35,360 --> 00:02:41,840 Speaker 1: I'm on fucking just kidding. Please respect. No, it's it's 40 00:02:41,840 --> 00:02:47,120 Speaker 1: a bit. I'm doing great. I slayd my. I don't things, so, honey, 41 00:02:48,960 --> 00:02:52,200 Speaker 1: let's bring out our second half of groups. Shall we 42 00:02:54,639 --> 00:02:59,960 Speaker 1: please welcome this group and they are called Cameron Michaels. Welcome. 43 00:03:00,000 --> 00:03:09,680 Speaker 1: I'm David Goldberg, Cameron Michael's everyone justin Rando, please welcome 44 00:03:09,960 --> 00:03:17,520 Speaker 1: Mark So please welcome Elaine Stritch herself, j Mouski, and 45 00:03:17,560 --> 00:03:23,519 Speaker 1: please welcome Brandon Zelman. Yes. I love the way we're 46 00:03:23,560 --> 00:03:25,919 Speaker 1: doing this. Yeah, I love the little the little run 47 00:03:25,919 --> 00:03:27,880 Speaker 1: around this. This is Canada. Now you have to do 48 00:03:27,919 --> 00:03:31,800 Speaker 1: a lap. You guys are Cameron Michaels. You got it? 49 00:03:32,160 --> 00:03:40,720 Speaker 1: Please welcome to the microphone the day. David Goldberg. Well, okay, 50 00:03:40,840 --> 00:03:42,880 Speaker 1: so here's the thing. You have a choice, babe. You 51 00:03:42,920 --> 00:03:44,600 Speaker 1: can do the trouble or you can do a pre 52 00:03:44,680 --> 00:03:46,920 Speaker 1: selected I don't think so, honey. Okay, So it's pre selected. 53 00:03:46,960 --> 00:03:48,680 Speaker 1: And I was so scared that another white gay would 54 00:03:48,720 --> 00:03:51,160 Speaker 1: take this before me. I've been petrified, but it's mine. 55 00:03:51,200 --> 00:03:53,600 Speaker 1: No one took it. I love that, Okay, y'all you 56 00:03:53,680 --> 00:03:58,760 Speaker 1: white gays. So this is David Goldberg's I don't think so, honey. 57 00:03:58,760 --> 00:04:01,640 Speaker 1: As time starts now, I don't think so, honey. The 58 00:04:01,680 --> 00:04:04,760 Speaker 1: remaining gaze who think that Carly ray Jepson is a 59 00:04:04,800 --> 00:04:11,240 Speaker 1: one hit wonder. Okay, listen, listen, listen. The world is 60 00:04:11,280 --> 00:04:13,520 Speaker 1: on fire. Mike Pence wants to put me in a 61 00:04:13,520 --> 00:04:17,200 Speaker 1: concentration camp before I'm thirty. I cannot spend my remaining 62 00:04:17,240 --> 00:04:24,080 Speaker 1: days on this earth explaining that emotion and besides are 63 00:04:24,160 --> 00:04:31,320 Speaker 1: the definitive apotheosis of human life on this planet. Thank you. Second, wait, bitch, 64 00:04:31,360 --> 00:04:33,200 Speaker 1: what are you even listening to when you go to 65 00:04:33,279 --> 00:04:38,440 Speaker 1: Fire Island? Nickelback? Fuck you? Okay, fuck you? L A 66 00:04:38,520 --> 00:04:42,160 Speaker 1: Hallucinations is a great song, right, bowen, thank you? Okay. 67 00:04:42,360 --> 00:04:44,920 Speaker 1: And while I'm up here, can I just say if 68 00:04:44,960 --> 00:04:47,599 Speaker 1: I ever hear someone say that Charlie xc X is 69 00:04:47,640 --> 00:04:50,600 Speaker 1: that girl from the Iggy Azalea video to kill you 70 00:04:50,960 --> 00:04:54,360 Speaker 1: and your family, And as I dance over your graves, 71 00:04:54,480 --> 00:04:59,839 Speaker 1: I will say these last words. Hi. Don't think so, honey. 72 00:05:00,120 --> 00:05:05,400 Speaker 1: That's one minute up for David Goldberg. Collie rad Jefson 73 00:05:05,720 --> 00:05:14,479 Speaker 1: is a skinny legend, legend. Everyone welcome, justin, random babe, Hi, justin. 74 00:05:14,960 --> 00:05:18,520 Speaker 1: So there are two options. It's the trouble and pre selected. 75 00:05:19,080 --> 00:05:23,840 Speaker 1: Pre selected. That's a choice. This is Justin Reynolds. I 76 00:05:23,839 --> 00:05:26,440 Speaker 1: don't think so hony as time starts now, I don't 77 00:05:26,440 --> 00:05:29,800 Speaker 1: think so, honey, waiters who will only take orders from 78 00:05:29,920 --> 00:05:34,520 Speaker 1: ladies first? Okay, Like, no, we're done with that right. 79 00:05:34,600 --> 00:05:36,960 Speaker 1: Like I was at a restaurant last week. My waiter 80 00:05:37,080 --> 00:05:39,599 Speaker 1: literally interrupted my order and said, oh, we're gonna start 81 00:05:39,640 --> 00:05:42,240 Speaker 1: with the ladies first. I'm like, I'm sorry, are they 82 00:05:42,279 --> 00:05:45,080 Speaker 1: wearing boodle skirts and pearls? Because it's not the nineteen 83 00:05:45,160 --> 00:05:50,640 Speaker 1: fifties bit like we're in Buffalo Wild Wings. Literally everyone 84 00:05:50,800 --> 00:05:56,240 Speaker 1: here is wearing leggings. Move on, Okay, first time? Why 85 00:05:56,279 --> 00:05:58,960 Speaker 1: are you gonna pick one gender identity to go before 86 00:05:59,000 --> 00:06:02,280 Speaker 1: all the rest? Okay? I think it's patronizing to female 87 00:06:02,279 --> 00:06:07,800 Speaker 1: identifying folks. And also I'm hungry. Okay, not to mention 88 00:06:08,000 --> 00:06:11,840 Speaker 1: this particular waiter was homosexual. Don't ask me how I do. 89 00:06:12,800 --> 00:06:14,960 Speaker 1: And I'm like, really, sis, you're gonna skip over one 90 00:06:15,000 --> 00:06:17,560 Speaker 1: of your own like that for all intents and purposes, 91 00:06:17,640 --> 00:06:19,320 Speaker 1: I am a lady and you should be the first 92 00:06:19,320 --> 00:06:24,520 Speaker 1: to know it. Okayn, order generals are dead, I don't 93 00:06:24,520 --> 00:06:33,880 Speaker 1: think so, honey, take his honor now, Oh, baby Bay, 94 00:06:33,880 --> 00:06:40,520 Speaker 1: please go to the Mike Mark mark. So, yes, I 95 00:06:40,520 --> 00:06:49,920 Speaker 1: saw that little look you tossed us you ah, Matt. 96 00:06:50,000 --> 00:06:52,039 Speaker 1: Lady Matt made a claim on the podcast that he's 97 00:06:52,080 --> 00:06:55,000 Speaker 1: never met a Mark before in his life. We met 98 00:06:55,000 --> 00:06:59,039 Speaker 1: the previous week. But it's fine. You know, it's improv. 99 00:07:00,240 --> 00:07:03,560 Speaker 1: We're over it. We made up in them. It's um, 100 00:07:03,640 --> 00:07:09,480 Speaker 1: here go. What's it gonna be? Pre selected of quirks? Yes, 101 00:07:09,760 --> 00:07:12,239 Speaker 1: of course, yes, because of corks. This is mark stalls. 102 00:07:12,240 --> 00:07:14,320 Speaker 1: I don't think so many as time starts now. I 103 00:07:14,320 --> 00:07:17,240 Speaker 1: don't think so, honey. Homophobic bathroom layouts that forced me 104 00:07:17,280 --> 00:07:22,120 Speaker 1: to shoot in the stall directly next to my office crush. 105 00:07:22,200 --> 00:07:25,920 Speaker 1: This This is a uniquely queer trauma. And honestly, here's 106 00:07:25,920 --> 00:07:27,800 Speaker 1: the thing. I drink a lot of coffee at work. 107 00:07:27,840 --> 00:07:32,120 Speaker 1: That's workplace culture, bitch, and when I gotta go, it's 108 00:07:32,160 --> 00:07:35,000 Speaker 1: never not an emergency. So I bust into the bathroom. 109 00:07:35,280 --> 00:07:37,880 Speaker 1: And what am I to do when Dan from Accounting 110 00:07:37,960 --> 00:07:40,400 Speaker 1: is cute little penny loafers are just like wiggling under 111 00:07:40,440 --> 00:07:42,520 Speaker 1: the stall next to the only other open stall in 112 00:07:42,560 --> 00:07:45,480 Speaker 1: the room. I mean, I would the man just having 113 00:07:45,520 --> 00:07:47,760 Speaker 1: me pop a squad and empty my bows inches away 114 00:07:47,760 --> 00:07:51,440 Speaker 1: from my beloved because I don't think so, honey. I mean, 115 00:07:52,400 --> 00:07:55,160 Speaker 1: do you think Jim and Pam everyone's favorite cream of 116 00:07:55,160 --> 00:07:58,440 Speaker 1: wheat breeders, would have gotten through a month together if 117 00:07:58,440 --> 00:08:00,280 Speaker 1: they had to go to Browntown next to each other. 118 00:08:00,320 --> 00:08:03,360 Speaker 1: Because I don't think so, honey, I don't think so. 119 00:08:04,840 --> 00:08:10,120 Speaker 1: I mean, it's just not fair. It's like it's it's 120 00:08:10,160 --> 00:08:13,320 Speaker 1: just five seconds. I don't think so love winds. Love 121 00:08:13,400 --> 00:08:15,560 Speaker 1: is strong, but IBS is stronger. I don't think so. 122 00:08:17,960 --> 00:08:19,960 Speaker 1: Love is strong, but iby that's the stronger. It's actually 123 00:08:20,000 --> 00:08:26,280 Speaker 1: rule of culture. Number eighty one producer, everybody, take out, 124 00:08:26,360 --> 00:08:37,440 Speaker 1: take out cannon everyone, Um wait, Mark, he's wearing Penny 125 00:08:37,480 --> 00:08:44,160 Speaker 1: loafers but so cute. Okay, all right, he's not a 126 00:08:44,240 --> 00:08:47,319 Speaker 1: rule of culture. What what did I say? Number forty nine. 127 00:08:47,559 --> 00:08:52,800 Speaker 1: Love is strong, but IBS is stronger. Everyone over here 128 00:08:52,920 --> 00:08:57,480 Speaker 1: was like yeah, yeah, yeah, everyone. Please welcome to the 129 00:08:57,520 --> 00:09:10,680 Speaker 1: microphone Jays, Yes, so talk to us. What do you think? 130 00:09:12,720 --> 00:09:17,839 Speaker 1: Um no, this is premeditated like a murder? All right, 131 00:09:18,640 --> 00:09:20,720 Speaker 1: this is juskis I don't think so, honey. As time 132 00:09:20,800 --> 00:09:24,520 Speaker 1: starts now, Tony Braxton put out a new album this year, 133 00:09:24,559 --> 00:09:29,800 Speaker 1: and none of you paid attention. None of you. This 134 00:09:29,880 --> 00:09:32,680 Speaker 1: is a woman who gave us and break my heart. 135 00:09:33,360 --> 00:09:38,120 Speaker 1: She gave us Braxton family values. She put out eight songs, 136 00:09:38,160 --> 00:09:40,199 Speaker 1: and all of you treated her like she was an 137 00:09:40,200 --> 00:09:46,959 Speaker 1: elderly woman on a subway who just farted. You ignored her. Okay, 138 00:09:47,000 --> 00:09:51,200 Speaker 1: take out your phones, everybody. Take out your phones. Your phones, 139 00:09:51,720 --> 00:09:55,640 Speaker 1: how much time? Take out your phones? Take them out? 140 00:09:56,320 --> 00:10:00,200 Speaker 1: Open your Spotify, Apple Music, open your Teezer. I don't 141 00:10:00,200 --> 00:10:02,720 Speaker 1: know what the funk. You listen to music on and 142 00:10:02,840 --> 00:10:08,640 Speaker 1: you add Tony Braxton, Sex and Cigarettes to your playlist, 143 00:10:09,000 --> 00:10:12,000 Speaker 1: and you listen to it, and then when you find 144 00:10:12,040 --> 00:10:15,800 Speaker 1: your favorite song, you at j Molski on Twitter and 145 00:10:15,840 --> 00:10:18,319 Speaker 1: you tell me who it is, and then you add 146 00:10:18,400 --> 00:10:26,480 Speaker 1: Tony Braxton and apologized to And that's one. Sex and 147 00:10:26,600 --> 00:10:31,120 Speaker 1: Cigarettes now streaming on Spotify, Apple Music, and iTunes. A 148 00:10:31,320 --> 00:10:35,880 Speaker 1: call to action, everyone, Wow, give it up at this 149 00:10:36,000 --> 00:10:42,720 Speaker 1: time for Brandon's Alvin. Oh, I have Carli Rage upson 150 00:10:42,800 --> 00:10:44,959 Speaker 1: in my head. Now. I'm not the type of girl 151 00:10:45,080 --> 00:10:49,800 Speaker 1: for you. Thank you for that. Thank you anyway. Hi, Hi, 152 00:10:50,280 --> 00:10:53,520 Speaker 1: I've got a problem. What it's It's in my head, 153 00:10:54,160 --> 00:10:57,320 Speaker 1: and you gotta talking about it. I've got they've got 154 00:10:57,320 --> 00:11:03,360 Speaker 1: no problems right here. Okay, okay, okay, this is Brandon's 155 00:11:03,360 --> 00:11:05,079 Speaker 1: Almons I don't think so, honey. As time starts now, 156 00:11:05,600 --> 00:11:13,079 Speaker 1: I don't think so honey. Plays about doing plays, it's 157 00:11:13,160 --> 00:11:20,040 Speaker 1: really good. Have we been outside friends, have we seen 158 00:11:20,160 --> 00:11:25,240 Speaker 1: the world. Have we interacted with someone who's not doing plays? 159 00:11:27,559 --> 00:11:32,120 Speaker 1: If not, met a friend, say hello, talk to somebody 160 00:11:32,120 --> 00:11:34,880 Speaker 1: on the subway. There's so many people on the subway. 161 00:11:35,160 --> 00:11:38,240 Speaker 1: Very second you talk to a stranger, they will tell you. 162 00:11:38,480 --> 00:11:40,800 Speaker 1: They will tell you crazy things on the subway. Do 163 00:11:40,800 --> 00:11:46,880 Speaker 1: a play about that? Someone shut out a word? What space? 164 00:11:47,240 --> 00:11:51,720 Speaker 1: Do a play about space? It's most things is space 165 00:11:52,760 --> 00:11:56,560 Speaker 1: place there's nothing, there's nothing going on in place. I 166 00:11:56,720 --> 00:11:59,439 Speaker 1: go to Midtown to see your play, and it's about 167 00:11:59,520 --> 00:12:06,600 Speaker 1: how each managers have feelings too, got it look shut 168 00:12:06,640 --> 00:12:09,599 Speaker 1: down the theater the theater is then, I don't think so. 169 00:12:09,880 --> 00:12:16,719 Speaker 1: I wanted give it up for Cameron Michaels, save it 170 00:12:16,840 --> 00:12:23,559 Speaker 1: go backsting round off, Jay Loss, Gamesman, just the pinnacle 171 00:12:23,760 --> 00:12:28,640 Speaker 1: of sis. Whit that group was Cameron Michael's or white 172 00:12:28,720 --> 00:12:31,600 Speaker 1: gay man that they surprised you, But they surprised you, 173 00:12:31,720 --> 00:12:34,320 Speaker 1: didn't they you under us? White gay that came out 174 00:12:34,400 --> 00:12:37,600 Speaker 1: of nowhere really took us. Yeah. I love when a 175 00:12:37,600 --> 00:12:42,280 Speaker 1: white gay succeeds everyone welcome our next group stunt queens, Queens, 176 00:12:42,960 --> 00:12:50,440 Speaker 1: Jess Sliman, Michael Wolfe, Horzac. Wait, am Ie, who say 177 00:12:51,120 --> 00:12:53,600 Speaker 1: and tell us not with Potson's bitch. They came out 178 00:12:53,600 --> 00:12:56,720 Speaker 1: in all sorts of a different order. And wait, hold on, Carly, Carly, 179 00:12:57,760 --> 00:13:04,760 Speaker 1: come on, come on, everyone's the lap around, through the 180 00:13:04,840 --> 00:13:07,520 Speaker 1: lap Honey, it's now cannon okay, and let's please do 181 00:13:07,600 --> 00:13:11,560 Speaker 1: this in order to this. And they're like, oh, yes, 182 00:13:11,880 --> 00:13:20,880 Speaker 1: Jess s Jess, yes, thank you, yes, okay. So, by 183 00:13:20,880 --> 00:13:25,880 Speaker 1: the way, hello, so what do you think is it 184 00:13:25,920 --> 00:13:27,920 Speaker 1: a pre slect the topic or is it the trouble? 185 00:13:28,000 --> 00:13:29,840 Speaker 1: I'm doing pre select because I'm too angry and I 186 00:13:29,840 --> 00:13:31,280 Speaker 1: don't know what could come out if it's not like 187 00:13:31,320 --> 00:13:33,640 Speaker 1: a little bit planned. So you know you've seen what's 188 00:13:33,640 --> 00:13:35,720 Speaker 1: having in the world anyway, So yeah, I'm just gonna 189 00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:38,440 Speaker 1: pre select. We're gonna target our anger, We're gonna target, 190 00:13:38,520 --> 00:13:40,839 Speaker 1: We're gonna target amazing. This is Jess Almons. I don't 191 00:13:40,840 --> 00:13:42,920 Speaker 1: think so many of our time starts now, I don't 192 00:13:42,960 --> 00:13:53,520 Speaker 1: think so, Honey, Honey, A K A B calm, get 193 00:13:53,640 --> 00:14:01,240 Speaker 1: that thick dehydrated p color ejaculate oh away from me. 194 00:14:04,720 --> 00:14:08,040 Speaker 1: If I wanted a sweetener that had been jess out 195 00:14:08,040 --> 00:14:12,560 Speaker 1: of nature, I would have taken it from the maple 196 00:14:12,640 --> 00:14:17,720 Speaker 1: leaf trees. Seconds. And yes I'm Canadian, and yes I'm 197 00:14:17,760 --> 00:14:20,800 Speaker 1: an immigrate that left a better country and arrived here 198 00:14:20,840 --> 00:14:23,720 Speaker 1: with everything and where are our stories? But that's not 199 00:14:23,880 --> 00:14:33,640 Speaker 1: why I prefer map fifty seconds. You temper mental bitch, Honey. 200 00:14:33,800 --> 00:14:36,000 Speaker 1: I leave you in the cabinet for two months, and 201 00:14:36,080 --> 00:14:39,800 Speaker 1: he turned the solid shock up. I'm sorry I didn't 202 00:14:39,800 --> 00:14:47,040 Speaker 1: paying up attention to you, Honey. I already have one wife. Okay, 203 00:14:51,320 --> 00:14:55,080 Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey, Honey. No, honey, I don't 204 00:14:55,120 --> 00:14:59,320 Speaker 1: make so, sweetie honey. And now please welcome to the stage. Michael, 205 00:15:01,720 --> 00:15:07,640 Speaker 1: my gosh, you must Hey, um, how are you both? 206 00:15:07,920 --> 00:15:09,600 Speaker 1: You know we're doing really well. A lot of people 207 00:15:09,640 --> 00:15:14,120 Speaker 1: don't know. That's the hardest job of the night, just 208 00:15:14,240 --> 00:15:17,520 Speaker 1: saying I just wanted to check in, really, how are you? 209 00:15:17,600 --> 00:15:20,080 Speaker 1: We are doing okay? Do you want to water? Do 210 00:15:20,080 --> 00:15:24,000 Speaker 1: you want to drink? What's up? Did you see h J? 211 00:15:24,240 --> 00:15:30,960 Speaker 1: I saw him tall? Fun? What are we thinking? You 212 00:15:31,000 --> 00:15:33,720 Speaker 1: know what? I want to honor my background as a 213 00:15:33,760 --> 00:15:39,440 Speaker 1: college short form comedian for long years. Many short form 214 00:15:39,600 --> 00:15:43,760 Speaker 1: improv scenes and I'm going to do the trouball okay, man, 215 00:15:45,240 --> 00:15:51,040 Speaker 1: first trouball of this half. Sure, sure, sure, I'm also 216 00:15:51,120 --> 00:15:55,640 Speaker 1: a bully. What's up? What's up? Well? I hope that 217 00:15:55,840 --> 00:15:59,760 Speaker 1: Kira Knightley is not sensitive because you're I don't think so, honey, 218 00:15:59,760 --> 00:16:03,360 Speaker 1: troll ball. Topic is Kira Nightly and just one movie. 219 00:16:03,400 --> 00:16:07,240 Speaker 1: She's in Whatever you want me baby, as time starts now, 220 00:16:07,480 --> 00:16:13,200 Speaker 1: I don't think so, Kira Knightly, Honey, You're not a 221 00:16:13,360 --> 00:16:17,440 Speaker 1: night You're an actress. So I'm to give that title 222 00:16:17,480 --> 00:16:20,200 Speaker 1: back to the people who earned it the hard way 223 00:16:20,400 --> 00:16:24,040 Speaker 1: by living in medieval times. Okay, do you know how 224 00:16:24,120 --> 00:16:27,040 Speaker 1: easy it is to be an actor. It's the easiest 225 00:16:27,080 --> 00:16:31,160 Speaker 1: fucking thing in the world. Hey are you sad? Whoa 226 00:16:31,240 --> 00:16:36,920 Speaker 1: that was acting? She is sad? Wow? I don't think so, 227 00:16:37,040 --> 00:16:41,360 Speaker 1: Honey Nightly. Guess what you get a script? Every day? 228 00:16:41,720 --> 00:16:43,960 Speaker 1: You wake up, you read it, you walk around, you 229 00:16:44,080 --> 00:16:51,880 Speaker 1: say those lines go plumb, go plum somebody's house. Why 230 00:16:51,920 --> 00:16:58,040 Speaker 1: don't you be a senator? Why don't you contribute something 231 00:16:58,120 --> 00:17:00,440 Speaker 1: to this world? You know, when I'm done here tonight, 232 00:17:00,680 --> 00:17:04,720 Speaker 1: I have to go deliver a baby five seconds via 233 00:17:05,000 --> 00:17:10,320 Speaker 1: fed fucking X. I've delivered a baby via fed Ex. Bitch. So, 234 00:17:10,520 --> 00:17:13,560 Speaker 1: Kira Knightley, the least you can do is get another job. 235 00:17:13,760 --> 00:17:16,240 Speaker 1: I do know your work. I just can't remember it 236 00:17:16,480 --> 00:17:22,720 Speaker 1: right now. That one minute Pirates of the Caribbean, Bendit 237 00:17:22,880 --> 00:17:25,879 Speaker 1: like back on Pride and Prejudice, Atonement and the like 238 00:17:27,000 --> 00:17:30,359 Speaker 1: many films that she was in. Films, just a small 239 00:17:30,400 --> 00:17:34,800 Speaker 1: sampling of her over and now, please welcome to the stage, 240 00:17:35,040 --> 00:17:44,080 Speaker 1: dripping in sequence, Carly Hogan, Die Harley. It's Hogan Dyke, 241 00:17:44,640 --> 00:17:47,399 Speaker 1: Hogan Dyke. I just wanted to say that in public forum. 242 00:17:49,840 --> 00:17:53,560 Speaker 1: Here we go. Okay, so what is it? Is it 243 00:17:53,640 --> 00:17:58,960 Speaker 1: a pre selected topic? It's going to be pre selected, okay, Dyke, 244 00:17:59,240 --> 00:18:01,280 Speaker 1: thank you, Arlie Hogan Duck. I don't think so, honey. 245 00:18:01,320 --> 00:18:08,320 Speaker 1: Her time starts now. I don't think so, honey. Golem 246 00:18:08,359 --> 00:18:12,119 Speaker 1: from the Lord of the Rings. Like you're obsessed with 247 00:18:12,200 --> 00:18:15,199 Speaker 1: a ring, get over it, but like I don't know. 248 00:18:15,320 --> 00:18:17,760 Speaker 1: I got a ring right here. I when I was 249 00:18:17,800 --> 00:18:20,399 Speaker 1: four years old, my grandma was wearing this ring and 250 00:18:20,440 --> 00:18:22,080 Speaker 1: I pointed at it and I said, can I have 251 00:18:22,200 --> 00:18:24,399 Speaker 1: that when you die? And she said yes. And guess what, 252 00:18:24,480 --> 00:18:30,040 Speaker 1: you guys, I got this ring. And I'm given away happily. Andrew, 253 00:18:30,119 --> 00:18:37,040 Speaker 1: are you here? Andrew's my boyfriend, Andrew, Come here, Andrew, Andrew, 254 00:18:37,080 --> 00:18:40,200 Speaker 1: would you like hustle because I have like probably thirty seconds. 255 00:18:40,520 --> 00:18:45,040 Speaker 1: This could be as long as you need a right, Andrew, 256 00:18:45,920 --> 00:18:53,920 Speaker 1: do you want me ring? I don't think so. Okay, alright, alright, 257 00:18:54,040 --> 00:19:00,320 Speaker 1: fair enough, fair enough, fair enough, fair enough, fair enough, 258 00:19:01,520 --> 00:19:04,440 Speaker 1: fair enough. My god, Carly, we are in an open 259 00:19:04,520 --> 00:19:10,840 Speaker 1: relationship and we're gonna keep it that way. God, that's 260 00:19:11,400 --> 00:19:17,760 Speaker 1: fucking golup coming up. Yes, have some respect, Carley Hogan, 261 00:19:17,880 --> 00:19:26,680 Speaker 1: dyke everybody, but I thought Andrew Andrew, hey, go out 262 00:19:26,680 --> 00:19:29,200 Speaker 1: of here. No, I'm just kidding, Andrew, You're allowed to stay. 263 00:19:29,280 --> 00:19:33,080 Speaker 1: Hey you should have taken that ring. Was that a 264 00:19:33,160 --> 00:19:37,520 Speaker 1: merry proposal gone awry? Oh my god? No, we would 265 00:19:37,560 --> 00:19:40,320 Speaker 1: be so insulted if you guys staged a proposal here 266 00:19:40,359 --> 00:19:45,959 Speaker 1: like truly, I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. Oh my god. Okay, 267 00:19:46,760 --> 00:19:50,359 Speaker 1: back to the show. Wow, everyone giving up for your 268 00:19:50,440 --> 00:19:57,880 Speaker 1: man out? Who say thank you? So? I don't think so, Honey, 269 00:19:57,960 --> 00:20:01,400 Speaker 1: proposing to your boyfriend before I go on? I think 270 00:20:01,480 --> 00:20:06,480 Speaker 1: that's yeah, that would have been curaging exactly. I would 271 00:20:06,480 --> 00:20:08,119 Speaker 1: have had to propose right here and now when I 272 00:20:08,200 --> 00:20:17,400 Speaker 1: could have about to do it again, there's right there, honey. Yeah, 273 00:20:18,880 --> 00:20:23,080 Speaker 1: like real lesbians. That's what we dare. Okay, youm on, 274 00:20:23,359 --> 00:20:25,680 Speaker 1: So what do we feel? Is it a trouble or 275 00:20:25,760 --> 00:20:32,000 Speaker 1: is it it's definitely pre selected the fake out. This 276 00:20:32,119 --> 00:20:34,199 Speaker 1: is Emmonel Hussaini's I don't think so, honey. Her time 277 00:20:34,240 --> 00:20:38,240 Speaker 1: starts now. Okay, I don't think so, honey, straight male 278 00:20:38,440 --> 00:20:47,600 Speaker 1: spin instructors, So no, thank you. With that this graceful playlist, 279 00:20:48,920 --> 00:20:56,920 Speaker 1: kid Rock, Sweet Home Alabama, and dare I say jump 280 00:20:57,000 --> 00:21:02,720 Speaker 1: around from how to pain? No, no, honey, when I 281 00:21:02,760 --> 00:21:04,760 Speaker 1: go to spin class, I want to be brought back 282 00:21:04,760 --> 00:21:10,240 Speaker 1: to the club I danced at the night before, not 283 00:21:10,400 --> 00:21:17,280 Speaker 1: your Fourth of July barbecue from no thank you. If 284 00:21:17,320 --> 00:21:24,480 Speaker 1: Britney Spears is toxic, is not accidentally slash purposely there twice. 285 00:21:25,800 --> 00:21:30,680 Speaker 1: You're not a certified professional, honey, you're not five seconds. 286 00:21:32,840 --> 00:21:36,240 Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey. That's uh sweat stained um 287 00:21:36,760 --> 00:21:42,520 Speaker 1: a C D C shirt. Everybody just that, okay, okay, 288 00:21:42,560 --> 00:21:48,000 Speaker 1: thank you. And now to close out the Sun Queen group, 289 00:21:48,040 --> 00:21:55,200 Speaker 1: we have Sarah Smallwood Parsons. Lady right, I was going 290 00:21:55,240 --> 00:21:57,520 Speaker 1: to do trouble. But I thought of something backstage that 291 00:21:57,560 --> 00:22:02,560 Speaker 1: makes me absolutely furious, Okay, absolutely maurious. Well, then Mrs 292 00:22:02,600 --> 00:22:05,280 Speaker 1: Sarah Smallwood Parson says, I don't think so, honey. Her 293 00:22:05,320 --> 00:22:11,280 Speaker 1: time starts now. I don't think so, honey. Polyamorous couple, Wow, 294 00:22:13,040 --> 00:22:20,080 Speaker 1: you get one. You'll get one. Polyamorous couples of the 295 00:22:20,119 --> 00:22:22,560 Speaker 1: same kids in Halloween that take all the fucking candy 296 00:22:22,600 --> 00:22:24,240 Speaker 1: out of the ball at the door, You get one. 297 00:22:27,720 --> 00:22:30,800 Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey. Polyamorous couples. Oh, it's weird. 298 00:22:30,920 --> 00:22:42,880 Speaker 1: We just like, don't get jealous. Thirty seconds. Thirty seconds, bitch, 299 00:22:42,920 --> 00:22:52,080 Speaker 1: then you do not care about each other seconds. I 300 00:22:52,119 --> 00:22:54,840 Speaker 1: don't think so, honey, polyamorous couples. So if we're get 301 00:22:54,840 --> 00:22:56,719 Speaker 1: in a fight and I'm like, I'm not gonna fuck you, 302 00:22:56,720 --> 00:22:59,920 Speaker 1: you get to just go fun somebody else my sex. 303 00:23:00,040 --> 00:23:08,680 Speaker 1: There's a weapon five second and that's one minute. Get 304 00:23:08,920 --> 00:23:15,600 Speaker 1: up for a s queens, Jess, Salama, Hogan, Dyke, Come on, 305 00:23:15,760 --> 00:23:24,040 Speaker 1: el who's saying it? Sarah Smallwood Parson. Wow, A lot 306 00:23:24,160 --> 00:23:28,439 Speaker 1: to think about so far, guys, to think about anyone 307 00:23:28,480 --> 00:23:34,600 Speaker 1: into polyamory here, anyone into Polly's good Let's keep talking 308 00:23:34,880 --> 00:23:40,439 Speaker 1: about the young, dumb and full of skittles. 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Welcome, Hey, 347 00:25:58,040 --> 00:26:07,720 Speaker 1: ed Par Welcome, Alien Claude, and welcome Ariel Alias. Yes yes, 348 00:26:07,880 --> 00:26:11,520 Speaker 1: oh the looks yes. And the first to the mic 349 00:26:11,800 --> 00:26:17,080 Speaker 1: is Shantira Jackson. Everybody looking fresh to death. She's looking 350 00:26:17,280 --> 00:26:21,280 Speaker 1: sharp sharp. Hello. Hello, that's for a look. I gave 351 00:26:21,280 --> 00:26:24,600 Speaker 1: it to you, um, we did. We. We prompted everyone 352 00:26:24,600 --> 00:26:26,800 Speaker 1: and said give it a look. I would like to 353 00:26:26,840 --> 00:26:34,919 Speaker 1: go for that. Troubable okay, oh for sure, yes, the 354 00:26:34,920 --> 00:26:39,800 Speaker 1: first time I'm here. Nervous Okay, alright, well could be 355 00:26:39,880 --> 00:26:42,320 Speaker 1: this could go either way. Yeah, I mean it can 356 00:26:42,359 --> 00:26:47,080 Speaker 1: only go one way. Your trouble, I don't think so, honey. 357 00:26:47,280 --> 00:26:52,920 Speaker 1: Topic Shintira Jackson is Beyonce and jay Z and your 358 00:26:53,000 --> 00:26:57,679 Speaker 1: time starts now. I don't think so, honey, Beyonce and 359 00:26:57,760 --> 00:27:02,959 Speaker 1: jay Z because jay Z is a fucking weird ass husband. Okay, 360 00:27:03,600 --> 00:27:06,320 Speaker 1: all right, let's explain it. Let's explain it. You're eighteen 361 00:27:06,359 --> 00:27:09,280 Speaker 1: years old, you're fucking thriving. Your dad makes you running heels. 362 00:27:09,280 --> 00:27:11,359 Speaker 1: You're the best person who's ever lived in the planet 363 00:27:11,400 --> 00:27:16,000 Speaker 1: and you start danting a thirty year old cocaine dealer. Okay, 364 00:27:16,240 --> 00:27:17,959 Speaker 1: I don't know about you, but the bitch has been 365 00:27:18,000 --> 00:27:21,679 Speaker 1: dating up ever since she started dating. O god, I 366 00:27:21,720 --> 00:27:25,879 Speaker 1: mean like he's like trash. Right if your dad, if 367 00:27:25,880 --> 00:27:27,199 Speaker 1: your dad came up to me, was like, who are 368 00:27:27,200 --> 00:27:29,600 Speaker 1: your dating? You're like, oh my god, I'm dating a 369 00:27:29,600 --> 00:27:32,119 Speaker 1: cocaine dealer who cheats on me all the time. And 370 00:27:32,280 --> 00:27:37,120 Speaker 1: when he gets old, he wraps very lazily. I mean, 371 00:27:37,800 --> 00:27:39,520 Speaker 1: the only time he got good it was really like 372 00:27:39,640 --> 00:27:41,760 Speaker 1: comedy is when he actually started talking about his life. 373 00:27:41,760 --> 00:27:45,280 Speaker 1: That's with jay Z. He was like Macaronian cheese, I 374 00:27:45,320 --> 00:27:48,879 Speaker 1: have me. You're like Beyonce ruts and heels, She's a queen. 375 00:27:49,440 --> 00:27:55,440 Speaker 1: Right five seconds, the most garbage marriage. But I stand 376 00:27:55,480 --> 00:27:57,880 Speaker 1: for it because four hundred million dollars to any black 377 00:27:57,880 --> 00:28:10,120 Speaker 1: person shuts here at Jackson, everybody, it's slight a summer spat. Yes, 378 00:28:11,960 --> 00:28:23,800 Speaker 1: and now eighty Monica, Okay, stop, I'm wrong, I'm wrong, 379 00:28:24,240 --> 00:28:29,000 Speaker 1: We're wrong. I'm doing pray. What do you think? Is 380 00:28:29,040 --> 00:28:34,639 Speaker 1: it a trouble or appreciated that this is because I 381 00:28:34,680 --> 00:28:37,960 Speaker 1: don't think so, honey. Her time starts now now, I 382 00:28:38,280 --> 00:28:42,400 Speaker 1: don't think so, honey. Bitches telling me that I have 383 00:28:42,640 --> 00:28:48,600 Speaker 1: to see Pixar movies like they're real fucking movies. No, oh, 384 00:28:48,840 --> 00:28:53,760 Speaker 1: but you have to see up. What No, bitch, old 385 00:28:53,920 --> 00:28:57,120 Speaker 1: man and little boy. There's nothing I care about less? 386 00:28:58,800 --> 00:29:02,120 Speaker 1: Oh my god, ond I have not paid my gas 387 00:29:02,200 --> 00:29:05,120 Speaker 1: bill in seven months. And when I wipe too high, 388 00:29:05,200 --> 00:29:09,680 Speaker 1: I get shipped on my back. I don't care about up. 389 00:29:10,200 --> 00:29:14,080 Speaker 1: And that old man is rich. That old man is rich. Oh, 390 00:29:14,440 --> 00:29:18,520 Speaker 1: he cannot to fold his house, so he's floating in 391 00:29:18,600 --> 00:29:22,360 Speaker 1: the sky with blues. The only way that you're into 392 00:29:22,440 --> 00:29:25,520 Speaker 1: that g thank you with a child that you do 393 00:29:25,760 --> 00:29:29,000 Speaker 1: not know, and you are not worried about the consequences 394 00:29:29,040 --> 00:29:31,360 Speaker 1: when you get back on land as if you have money, 395 00:29:31,480 --> 00:29:35,640 Speaker 1: bit there's no way. And if there's a fucking in 396 00:29:35,720 --> 00:29:37,640 Speaker 1: a movie, I just do not have time for it. 397 00:29:37,720 --> 00:29:40,680 Speaker 1: I'm horny, bitch. I have a boyfriend and I want 398 00:29:40,680 --> 00:29:53,920 Speaker 1: to I want to suck others. And that's when she 399 00:29:54,080 --> 00:29:59,600 Speaker 1: wiped too high to get ship on her back. Bad 400 00:29:59,720 --> 00:30:06,080 Speaker 1: kill Bowen Yang. That killed Bowen Yang dead. He died alrighting, Okay, 401 00:30:06,960 --> 00:30:15,120 Speaker 1: it's time for Hey, can I just say I've been 402 00:30:15,240 --> 00:30:17,400 Speaker 1: really horny this week and the energy in this room 403 00:30:17,480 --> 00:30:21,680 Speaker 1: is not helping it. Oh so sexy, everybody, It's a 404 00:30:21,840 --> 00:30:26,760 Speaker 1: very sexy energy tonight. Everyone's gonna fuck. I mean, first 405 00:30:26,800 --> 00:30:29,320 Speaker 1: of all, I've not seen someone pull off the Fannie 406 00:30:29,320 --> 00:30:33,480 Speaker 1: pack and the statement necklace and a very long time 407 00:30:33,760 --> 00:30:37,600 Speaker 1: until now. Until now, honey, So what are we thinking? 408 00:30:37,720 --> 00:30:41,880 Speaker 1: Are we doing? Topping my cherry? So pre pretty? This 409 00:30:42,040 --> 00:30:43,640 Speaker 1: is hey in Parks? I don't think so, honey. Her 410 00:30:43,680 --> 00:30:47,840 Speaker 1: time starts now, I don't think so, honey. Accountability partners, 411 00:30:50,640 --> 00:30:53,000 Speaker 1: I know it's useful for some people and it helps 412 00:30:53,000 --> 00:30:54,920 Speaker 1: you get shit done, but it's just maybe into a 413 00:30:55,000 --> 00:30:57,800 Speaker 1: big old liar. Why does so many Why does so 414 00:30:57,880 --> 00:31:00,640 Speaker 1: many white women want to be my accountability partner? Tasting point? 415 00:31:01,000 --> 00:31:03,120 Speaker 1: I have an exercise account by a partner that that 416 00:31:03,200 --> 00:31:07,400 Speaker 1: I send post workout selfies too. But when I skip 417 00:31:07,520 --> 00:31:10,440 Speaker 1: the day, instead of honesty, I just recycled my sweaty 418 00:31:10,520 --> 00:31:15,920 Speaker 1: selfie lies. And I'm also a sloppy liars, so I 419 00:31:16,000 --> 00:31:18,920 Speaker 1: get caught red handed. The other day, I met a 420 00:31:18,960 --> 00:31:23,160 Speaker 1: friend who is also my healthy eating partner, and we 421 00:31:23,240 --> 00:31:25,480 Speaker 1: were telling each other when we had that day and 422 00:31:25,520 --> 00:31:26,840 Speaker 1: I didn't want to tell that I had a whole 423 00:31:26,920 --> 00:31:29,880 Speaker 1: bag of Cheetos popcorn at the Unit Square Regal Theater 424 00:31:29,960 --> 00:31:32,760 Speaker 1: watch The Oceans eight. I don't think so, honey. The 425 00:31:32,840 --> 00:31:35,200 Speaker 1: only accountability partner I need is some bundy each that 426 00:31:35,240 --> 00:31:37,360 Speaker 1: I can count on to call the police in case 427 00:31:37,480 --> 00:31:40,920 Speaker 1: I get murdered by my tenderhook up. Okay, five seconds, 428 00:31:41,200 --> 00:31:44,120 Speaker 1: five seconds, I don't think so, honey. Good fucking bye 429 00:31:44,160 --> 00:31:48,800 Speaker 1: to all other accountability partners. That's one minute. Wait. But 430 00:31:48,880 --> 00:31:52,200 Speaker 1: I have a theory. I think that popcorn doesn't count. 431 00:31:52,560 --> 00:31:55,120 Speaker 1: Popcorn is error. I think popcorn is aaron doesn't count. 432 00:31:55,320 --> 00:31:59,240 Speaker 1: It's rule of culture number one hundred. Popcorn doesn't count. 433 00:31:59,400 --> 00:32:11,800 Speaker 1: It is air. Everyone, welcome to the microphone. Eileen clarking, oh, 434 00:32:13,600 --> 00:32:18,000 Speaker 1: showing for the back. I'm so sorry. You want to 435 00:32:18,120 --> 00:32:29,800 Speaker 1: see what this body? Oh my god, listen. Until this 436 00:32:30,360 --> 00:32:33,200 Speaker 1: very moment, I was ready to troll bullet. But I 437 00:32:33,280 --> 00:32:37,040 Speaker 1: think I'm gonna go pre selected, pre selected. This is 438 00:32:37,120 --> 00:32:40,040 Speaker 1: Eileen Clark's I don't think so honey. Her time starts now. 439 00:32:40,720 --> 00:32:43,120 Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey. All my theas and theos 440 00:32:43,200 --> 00:32:44,880 Speaker 1: that live in Nica, I want and want me to 441 00:32:44,960 --> 00:32:47,400 Speaker 1: bring a bunch of ship from the United States back 442 00:32:47,440 --> 00:32:53,720 Speaker 1: into the country. Okay, Mida, you no lock all, honey. 443 00:32:57,720 --> 00:33:00,600 Speaker 1: I don't want to bring you cheddar cheese is because 444 00:33:00,640 --> 00:33:08,560 Speaker 1: there's not good cheddar cheese, and bitch, you got cheese, 445 00:33:08,680 --> 00:33:13,160 Speaker 1: eat that thirty seconds, Mita. I don't want to travel 446 00:33:13,760 --> 00:33:17,720 Speaker 1: from the United States into literally a war ridden country, 447 00:33:18,440 --> 00:33:23,719 Speaker 1: okay literally, and then have fucking five bags and then 448 00:33:23,840 --> 00:33:28,400 Speaker 1: paying that your fifty bucks for baconds, no, bitch, and 449 00:33:28,520 --> 00:33:30,720 Speaker 1: then my thea who works at a Bridle store is 450 00:33:30,760 --> 00:33:33,120 Speaker 1: like meta, can you go to Jessica McLean talk and 451 00:33:33,160 --> 00:33:36,880 Speaker 1: get me like the discount ones five seconds? I don't 452 00:33:36,920 --> 00:33:39,080 Speaker 1: think so, bitch. Listen, if you want your ship, you 453 00:33:39,200 --> 00:33:44,440 Speaker 1: better fucking order it on Amazon Prime, because I am 454 00:33:44,560 --> 00:33:59,000 Speaker 1: not that you're no locrel han Me's what? Yeah, here 455 00:33:59,120 --> 00:34:07,080 Speaker 1: we have Ariel Elias. Yes, the shoes. The shoes are important. 456 00:34:07,200 --> 00:34:14,640 Speaker 1: Shoes are important, yea. They hurt so bad? Paying no game, right, 457 00:34:14,800 --> 00:34:16,960 Speaker 1: what's it gonna be. It's gonna be a pre sell act. 458 00:34:17,960 --> 00:34:19,799 Speaker 1: This is Ariel Aliasts. I don't think so many her 459 00:34:19,840 --> 00:34:23,960 Speaker 1: time starts now, I don't think so, honey. Restaunson bars 460 00:34:24,040 --> 00:34:29,440 Speaker 1: that don't allow dogs, Okay, you will let a white 461 00:34:29,480 --> 00:34:32,839 Speaker 1: man with dreads sit at the bar. But my dog 462 00:34:33,040 --> 00:34:36,880 Speaker 1: is the health code violation. I don't think so, honey. 463 00:34:38,440 --> 00:34:41,440 Speaker 1: I don't think so. You know who's less likely to 464 00:34:41,560 --> 00:34:46,120 Speaker 1: pee on the floor of the bathroom, my dog because 465 00:34:46,200 --> 00:34:50,560 Speaker 1: she is tranned. Well, that man with the white dreads. 466 00:34:50,600 --> 00:34:52,959 Speaker 1: He can afford to live in Williamsburg, but he can't 467 00:34:53,000 --> 00:34:57,400 Speaker 1: afford a bar of deodorants. Seconds. Excuse me. He has 468 00:34:57,480 --> 00:35:00,120 Speaker 1: never lifted anything in his life, and yet he smells like. Oh. 469 00:35:00,200 --> 00:35:03,279 Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey. Why has he here? Get 470 00:35:03,360 --> 00:35:06,080 Speaker 1: him away? You know who's never given me genital herpes? 471 00:35:06,160 --> 00:35:12,680 Speaker 1: My doog certainly has. I don't think so, honey. You 472 00:35:12,719 --> 00:35:16,960 Speaker 1: know what dog is spelled backwards? It's gone five seconds. 473 00:35:17,120 --> 00:35:19,680 Speaker 1: You know what man is spelled backwards? It's named the 474 00:35:19,800 --> 00:35:27,520 Speaker 1: thing that traumatized it an entire generation of our count Wow. Wow, 475 00:35:27,960 --> 00:35:33,120 Speaker 1: that's rule of culture number fifty. Man spelled backwards is nam. 476 00:35:35,120 --> 00:35:38,479 Speaker 1: Everyone give it up for this group, Oh for sure, 477 00:35:39,719 --> 00:35:46,680 Speaker 1: Jackson eating, Monica hay On, far Eilan Clark, and Ariel Elliot. Okay, 478 00:35:46,719 --> 00:35:48,440 Speaker 1: we're coming down to the last couple. We have two 479 00:35:48,480 --> 00:35:52,280 Speaker 1: more groups. This group is called I Come Alive time. 480 00:35:54,040 --> 00:35:58,360 Speaker 1: Everyone welcomes Samantha Ruddy, give it on up for Alex 481 00:35:58,520 --> 00:36:04,520 Speaker 1: Better and welcome Sharon Paul, come on, give it up 482 00:36:04,560 --> 00:36:13,000 Speaker 1: for Mr. Justin's a really by God, and welcome day. 483 00:36:14,040 --> 00:36:17,040 Speaker 1: All right, I come alive in the nighttime. First up, 484 00:36:17,160 --> 00:36:24,239 Speaker 1: we have Samantha. Let's go, baby, how we feeling? Will 485 00:36:24,280 --> 00:36:27,840 Speaker 1: it be a trouble or a pre selected topic? I 486 00:36:28,040 --> 00:36:30,960 Speaker 1: am gonna do a pre selected topic. And Samantha, I 487 00:36:31,000 --> 00:36:35,359 Speaker 1: love your wave shirt. Oh thank you the beach. It's 488 00:36:35,400 --> 00:36:38,319 Speaker 1: it's a California like surf rock band, like modern like yeah, yeah, 489 00:36:38,320 --> 00:36:41,839 Speaker 1: it's funny. Um, okay, this is Samantha Ruddy's I don't 490 00:36:41,840 --> 00:36:46,560 Speaker 1: think so, honey. Her time starts now, Okay, I don't 491 00:36:46,719 --> 00:36:57,600 Speaker 1: think so comedies that are sad. I can't tell what's 492 00:36:57,600 --> 00:37:02,560 Speaker 1: supposed to be funny and what's not an anymore. I 493 00:37:02,719 --> 00:37:06,480 Speaker 1: watched the sitcom for eighteen hours last night before I 494 00:37:06,600 --> 00:37:18,920 Speaker 1: realized it was the ken Burns Vietnam documentary. Seconds. I 495 00:37:19,160 --> 00:37:28,680 Speaker 1: don't think so ken burn Wow. People are like, oh, well, 496 00:37:28,719 --> 00:37:30,480 Speaker 1: you have to have a little bit of drama to 497 00:37:30,800 --> 00:37:32,880 Speaker 1: have the character's death. I don't want my character to 498 00:37:32,960 --> 00:37:34,640 Speaker 1: have depth. I want him to have two days to 499 00:37:34,680 --> 00:37:40,920 Speaker 1: the prom five seconds and then a wacky friend is 500 00:37:40,960 --> 00:37:43,360 Speaker 1: telling them what to say through an airpiece. Just because 501 00:37:43,480 --> 00:37:49,320 Speaker 1: your show is thirty minutes, just not mean it's a comedy. Wow, 502 00:37:49,760 --> 00:37:52,839 Speaker 1: Mantha running with a great point there. Yeah, what are 503 00:37:52,880 --> 00:37:58,200 Speaker 1: some of our favorite comedies like The Descendants? Transparent is 504 00:37:58,239 --> 00:38:03,120 Speaker 1: a comedy? No bid, Nope. It's sad. People crying, people 505 00:38:03,200 --> 00:38:06,200 Speaker 1: are struggling. If someone is like having sex and they 506 00:38:06,320 --> 00:38:08,800 Speaker 1: roll over and they're crying, it's not like a riotous 507 00:38:08,960 --> 00:38:15,239 Speaker 1: laugh fest. It's sad, sad. Thank you, Samantha, Thank you 508 00:38:15,360 --> 00:38:21,040 Speaker 1: so much. Everyone. Welcome to the Mike, Alex. Better it 509 00:38:21,239 --> 00:38:25,920 Speaker 1: gets the better, it gets better. Tell us are we 510 00:38:26,040 --> 00:38:28,760 Speaker 1: doing a preeslet the topic? Are we doing the troll bowl? 511 00:38:29,040 --> 00:38:31,360 Speaker 1: I am full of tequila. I have some notes and 512 00:38:31,440 --> 00:38:35,560 Speaker 1: I know exactly what I need to say. Bitch, tequila 513 00:38:35,640 --> 00:38:38,040 Speaker 1: and notes, and this is Alex Betters. I don't think so, honey. 514 00:38:38,040 --> 00:38:40,319 Speaker 1: As time starts now, I don't think so, honey. People 515 00:38:40,360 --> 00:38:45,800 Speaker 1: who say Selena when they mean Selena Gomez, okay, no, no, no, no, 516 00:38:45,960 --> 00:38:50,000 Speaker 1: no no, those two people are not in the same 517 00:38:50,120 --> 00:38:54,759 Speaker 1: realm the honey, Okay, Selena Gomez does not have the 518 00:38:54,840 --> 00:38:59,279 Speaker 1: vocal strength to keep up that moniker. Okay, let me 519 00:38:59,320 --> 00:39:01,680 Speaker 1: give you a couple of examples. Alexa play songs by 520 00:39:01,680 --> 00:39:04,680 Speaker 1: Selena Gome Slays play songs by Selena playing songs by 521 00:39:04,719 --> 00:39:07,360 Speaker 1: Selena Gomez. I don't think so that's not my Selena, 522 00:39:07,440 --> 00:39:10,560 Speaker 1: honeycond When people say to me, oh, did you hear 523 00:39:10,600 --> 00:39:12,600 Speaker 1: that Selena is in a new Woody Allen movie? Not 524 00:39:12,880 --> 00:39:17,359 Speaker 1: my Selena, honey. My Selena would be doing tasteful Jane 525 00:39:17,400 --> 00:39:21,879 Speaker 1: the Virgin cameos by now, okay, And when people say, 526 00:39:21,920 --> 00:39:24,680 Speaker 1: have you heard Selena's new bop? No, I haven't unless 527 00:39:24,760 --> 00:39:27,880 Speaker 1: we send a terminator back to and stopped your landa. 528 00:39:28,640 --> 00:39:33,040 Speaker 1: Fuck you, Yolanda, Fuck you, Yolanda, fuck you so taking 529 00:39:33,120 --> 00:39:36,759 Speaker 1: a game changing artists. Fuck you. Selena is the artist 530 00:39:36,800 --> 00:39:40,760 Speaker 1: men right now today. Yes, that's one minute. That's one minute. 531 00:39:41,880 --> 00:39:50,759 Speaker 1: Thank you to to to phrases from that. Not my 532 00:39:51,000 --> 00:39:58,000 Speaker 1: Selena sea and fuck you Yolanda, Yolanda, fuck whatever you 533 00:39:58,080 --> 00:40:00,600 Speaker 1: are running away in jail. Selena I would have been 534 00:40:00,760 --> 00:40:03,759 Speaker 1: Madonna level. And that's the real that's the real thing 535 00:40:04,320 --> 00:40:06,480 Speaker 1: is still alive, is she? I'm not checking in on 536 00:40:06,560 --> 00:40:12,040 Speaker 1: that bitch, al right, Okay, next up, please welcome Charade 537 00:40:12,200 --> 00:40:22,200 Speaker 1: Paul Sharonde. This look, Sharon, bread for you to wear 538 00:40:22,200 --> 00:40:31,240 Speaker 1: a knit over this beautiful under where it? Alright, so, Sharon, 539 00:40:31,360 --> 00:40:33,040 Speaker 1: what don't we think Are we doing a pre select 540 00:40:33,160 --> 00:40:41,960 Speaker 1: or are we doing the trouball? We are doing? Okay, 541 00:40:42,920 --> 00:40:51,560 Speaker 1: it's like my birthday every time. Okay, okay, okay, Sharon, 542 00:40:52,160 --> 00:40:55,680 Speaker 1: your I don't think so, honey. Topic is people who 543 00:40:55,840 --> 00:41:00,720 Speaker 1: identify as a Charlotte from Sex in the City and Sharon, 544 00:41:00,840 --> 00:41:07,000 Speaker 1: your time starts now. All right, Uh, drop some fun 545 00:41:07,040 --> 00:41:09,000 Speaker 1: factor real quick. I took improv one on one. We 546 00:41:09,120 --> 00:41:12,759 Speaker 1: can do this. We're doing this together tonight. Alright. I 547 00:41:12,840 --> 00:41:18,400 Speaker 1: don't think so, honey. People who identify as Charlotte's all right. Uh, 548 00:41:18,800 --> 00:41:22,440 Speaker 1: let's be real. Most of us are a bunch of sluts. 549 00:41:23,920 --> 00:41:26,680 Speaker 1: Not a single one of you in this room could 550 00:41:26,800 --> 00:41:32,640 Speaker 1: dare identify as a Charlotte, and you know it, not 551 00:41:32,760 --> 00:41:34,120 Speaker 1: a single last one of us. And you know what. 552 00:41:34,760 --> 00:41:37,759 Speaker 1: Charlotte was tightly wound and you know what. She was 553 00:41:37,880 --> 00:41:42,799 Speaker 1: a bully to her husband. If you want to identify 554 00:41:43,080 --> 00:41:49,360 Speaker 1: with an abuser, that's on you. Seconds. I'm not about 555 00:41:49,440 --> 00:41:55,560 Speaker 1: that life personally, Like um, I'm a Samantha who makes 556 00:41:55,640 --> 00:42:01,440 Speaker 1: bad choices. Lots of hot dudes and is living an 557 00:42:01,440 --> 00:42:04,640 Speaker 1: amazing New York City lifestyle. So to all you alleged 558 00:42:04,800 --> 00:42:11,879 Speaker 1: Charlotte's I don't think so, honey. That's one man. Yes, yes, 559 00:42:12,120 --> 00:42:15,400 Speaker 1: I just have to say everyone, here's our Samanthe. Well, 560 00:42:15,440 --> 00:42:18,040 Speaker 1: I thank you, Sharon. But um, my sister married a 561 00:42:18,120 --> 00:42:21,360 Speaker 1: Jewish man and converted to Judaism, so she is technically 562 00:42:21,400 --> 00:42:24,640 Speaker 1: a Charlotte. And some of us out there just are 563 00:42:25,480 --> 00:42:28,520 Speaker 1: are you saying? Are you saying that? Yeah? I'm a 564 00:42:28,640 --> 00:42:33,759 Speaker 1: fucking bit. Yeah, bitch, do are you are Miranda? I'm 565 00:42:33,760 --> 00:42:38,400 Speaker 1: gonna get married to some waspy dude him and clock 566 00:42:38,560 --> 00:42:42,239 Speaker 1: up and say you're not a Miranda, but you're you're 567 00:42:42,280 --> 00:42:45,600 Speaker 1: the Hufflepuff, which is the first bitch. No, there's a 568 00:42:45,640 --> 00:42:50,879 Speaker 1: lot going on, all right, everyone, welcome to the mic. 569 00:42:51,080 --> 00:43:01,239 Speaker 1: Justins are really justin? Gentlemen? Oh my god, justin? How 570 00:43:01,360 --> 00:43:05,680 Speaker 1: are you? I'm all right? How are you, Charlotte? Oh 571 00:43:07,280 --> 00:43:11,120 Speaker 1: thoughts and prayers? Mad, I'm so sorry. I'm a carry 572 00:43:11,440 --> 00:43:14,720 Speaker 1: and we know it. Um, okay, justin? Are we doing 573 00:43:15,360 --> 00:43:18,239 Speaker 1: It's like the worst thing to say. Are we doing 574 00:43:18,440 --> 00:43:20,880 Speaker 1: a priest? Like the topic? Are we diving into the 575 00:43:21,680 --> 00:43:25,200 Speaker 1: much like the topic of my rant. This is pre written. 576 00:43:27,239 --> 00:43:29,680 Speaker 1: Justin's realize I don't think so, Honey's time starts now, 577 00:43:31,360 --> 00:43:34,480 Speaker 1: let's get ready to I don't think so, honey. John 578 00:43:34,640 --> 00:43:39,840 Speaker 1: Cena and Nicky Bella wedding drama, who are you fooling? 579 00:43:40,680 --> 00:43:43,160 Speaker 1: As a w W E fan for over two decades, 580 00:43:43,200 --> 00:43:46,760 Speaker 1: I have seen some spandex clad nonsense, but this jumps 581 00:43:46,800 --> 00:43:53,439 Speaker 1: the shark. Are you fucking kidding me? Seriously? You break 582 00:43:53,480 --> 00:43:55,719 Speaker 1: off an engagement two years after you make me cry 583 00:43:55,800 --> 00:43:58,920 Speaker 1: and wrestle Maybia and right before the season premiere of 584 00:43:58,960 --> 00:44:02,320 Speaker 1: Total Bella's I don't second Now you tell me that 585 00:44:02,440 --> 00:44:04,520 Speaker 1: John Cena got up a sect to me. Of all 586 00:44:04,600 --> 00:44:07,320 Speaker 1: the things I've wondered about John Cena's penis, that's the 587 00:44:07,400 --> 00:44:11,080 Speaker 1: one thing I didn't wonder about. I am sick of 588 00:44:11,160 --> 00:44:14,040 Speaker 1: tired this bullshit? All right? What was it? Nikki? Did 589 00:44:14,120 --> 00:44:18,360 Speaker 1: he did? He? Only? Oh? George's is that the problem? Second? 590 00:44:18,400 --> 00:44:21,959 Speaker 1: Could his performance is fernand the talking bull to pedestrian? 591 00:44:22,080 --> 00:44:24,640 Speaker 1: For you? Set of your problem is the only way 592 00:44:24,719 --> 00:44:28,000 Speaker 1: that matters. And that goddamn steel cage. But can't see me? 593 00:44:28,400 --> 00:44:34,440 Speaker 1: I can't see you, bitch. I don't think so. I 594 00:44:34,600 --> 00:44:36,919 Speaker 1: didn't know they were on the rocks. That's so sad. 595 00:44:37,080 --> 00:44:40,640 Speaker 1: First of all, this is a rare moment of intersectionality. 596 00:44:40,760 --> 00:44:49,840 Speaker 1: Justin's really is a gay and a wrestleman. Enthusiasts giving 597 00:44:49,960 --> 00:45:00,239 Speaker 1: up for Jay Jurney, Jay Jay? What's it gonna be? They? Yeah? 598 00:45:00,280 --> 00:45:02,840 Speaker 1: I mean come on, I mean we were all thinking 599 00:45:02,960 --> 00:45:10,080 Speaker 1: it's barely a tank. Uh, how do we feel? Pre selected? 600 00:45:10,120 --> 00:45:12,959 Speaker 1: Pre selected? This is j Jorden's I don't think so, Honey, 601 00:45:13,000 --> 00:45:16,840 Speaker 1: his time starts now. Listen. I know Drake just dropped, 602 00:45:16,840 --> 00:45:18,560 Speaker 1: and I might be going through something because it's a 603 00:45:18,680 --> 00:45:21,480 Speaker 1: national holiday for niggas with feelings, But I don't think so. 604 00:45:21,760 --> 00:45:27,239 Speaker 1: Month of June, first of all, I don't like. I 605 00:45:27,320 --> 00:45:30,239 Speaker 1: don't like months that I named after races, aunties, number one, 606 00:45:30,520 --> 00:45:33,840 Speaker 1: number two. June has way too much stuff going on, 607 00:45:34,000 --> 00:45:36,000 Speaker 1: and the White House for the second year in a row, 608 00:45:36,239 --> 00:45:39,840 Speaker 1: refused to acknowledge that June is Pride month. They acknowledge 609 00:45:39,880 --> 00:45:43,879 Speaker 1: that June is everything else. June is National Homeownership month, 610 00:45:44,560 --> 00:45:48,719 Speaker 1: is Caribbean American Heritage month, June is National Ocean Month, 611 00:45:48,880 --> 00:45:51,719 Speaker 1: and June is also supposed to be African American music 612 00:45:51,760 --> 00:45:55,279 Speaker 1: Appreciation Month. I don't think so, honey, nuts up. Oh 613 00:45:55,360 --> 00:46:00,560 Speaker 1: it's no, no, no, no no. Listen June eight months 614 00:46:00,680 --> 00:46:03,360 Speaker 1: because all of those things happened to coincide with Pride 615 00:46:03,520 --> 00:46:11,279 Speaker 1: Caribbean American Heritage Month. Bitch, we love Rihana National Beach Month. 616 00:46:11,320 --> 00:46:15,279 Speaker 1: Aria is my favorite Disney Princess National National Home Wander 617 00:46:15,360 --> 00:46:17,400 Speaker 1: your month. You can't spend at homeowner with our homeo 618 00:46:17,680 --> 00:46:22,480 Speaker 1: and number four African American Music Appreciation Month. Like I 619 00:46:22,520 --> 00:46:29,160 Speaker 1: said before, a bitch, I love Rihanna's j J. Give 620 00:46:29,239 --> 00:46:31,680 Speaker 1: it up for I Come Alive in the night time. 621 00:46:31,920 --> 00:46:36,840 Speaker 1: So at the Reddy Alex Sharon, Paul, Justin and J 622 00:46:37,280 --> 00:46:45,239 Speaker 1: Jerney And now this is this is the last group 623 00:46:45,280 --> 00:46:48,880 Speaker 1: of the night. Everyone, give it up for Hell's Kittens. 624 00:46:49,520 --> 00:46:57,640 Speaker 1: Give it up for Anna Cala, Angela Aliata and Asensia, 625 00:46:58,600 --> 00:47:04,799 Speaker 1: Anna Suzuki and this Glow Tabara Tamaras. Just make all 626 00:47:04,880 --> 00:47:14,920 Speaker 1: your area Okay, your updraft on? All right? Everyone? Okay, 627 00:47:15,280 --> 00:47:20,040 Speaker 1: So first on the mic is Anna Calighary. Yes, I 628 00:47:20,239 --> 00:47:25,080 Speaker 1: love a jump Oh yes, here we go. You know 629 00:47:25,160 --> 00:47:28,640 Speaker 1: what do we think I pre selected? Okay, prey, this 630 00:47:28,760 --> 00:47:31,239 Speaker 1: is Anna Caligaris Caligaries. I don't think so, honey, her 631 00:47:31,280 --> 00:47:34,839 Speaker 1: time starts new. I don't think so, honey. People who 632 00:47:34,920 --> 00:47:37,759 Speaker 1: wait in line at the gate before your boarding group 633 00:47:37,800 --> 00:47:44,200 Speaker 1: has been called, okay, why we all know you're in 634 00:47:44,320 --> 00:47:48,960 Speaker 1: group eight? Bitch, first class hasn't even gotten on the 635 00:47:49,000 --> 00:47:51,840 Speaker 1: plane yet. What makes you think that you deserve to 636 00:47:51,880 --> 00:47:57,840 Speaker 1: be first in line? Honey? Also, I pray to God 637 00:47:58,280 --> 00:48:01,279 Speaker 1: that when you get to the front they tell you 638 00:48:01,520 --> 00:48:09,280 Speaker 1: to check your back. You do not deserve overhead space. Also, 639 00:48:09,680 --> 00:48:12,440 Speaker 1: I'm in group two and I'm at the Delta Bistro 640 00:48:12,680 --> 00:48:15,640 Speaker 1: having a wine. Where the hell are you group eight 641 00:48:16,640 --> 00:48:20,960 Speaker 1: fifty seconds? I don't think so, honey, waiting in line 642 00:48:21,080 --> 00:48:23,359 Speaker 1: like you're about to go on an important meeting. You're 643 00:48:23,360 --> 00:48:25,919 Speaker 1: about to get out of flight for six hours. Why 644 00:48:26,000 --> 00:48:30,279 Speaker 1: are you dying to be there? Five seconds? Five? I 645 00:48:30,400 --> 00:48:33,719 Speaker 1: hate those people. I don't think so, honey. That's one man. 646 00:48:34,640 --> 00:48:38,600 Speaker 1: You wear your turn group. You should be at the 647 00:48:38,680 --> 00:48:42,600 Speaker 1: Delta Bistro. And if you're flying Southwest, then wait until 648 00:48:42,719 --> 00:48:45,000 Speaker 1: your group is called as well. Look, and we have 649 00:48:45,239 --> 00:48:51,560 Speaker 1: something going on. Angel Yagel, Oh my god, Angel Angel 650 00:48:52,040 --> 00:48:53,920 Speaker 1: came in with a look backstage. I wonder what this 651 00:48:54,040 --> 00:48:56,600 Speaker 1: is gonna be. I don't I took off the day 652 00:48:56,680 --> 00:49:01,799 Speaker 1: of work to prepare for this one minute. She took 653 00:49:01,840 --> 00:49:05,480 Speaker 1: the whole day. Oh my god, Okay, Angel Angel, what's 654 00:49:05,480 --> 00:49:10,600 Speaker 1: gonna be pre selected or trouble? I think I know preselected? Yeah, 655 00:49:10,920 --> 00:49:16,080 Speaker 1: I had to ask. It was like Aquaria came out 656 00:49:16,120 --> 00:49:21,160 Speaker 1: looking like this is Angela. Her time starts now. I 657 00:49:21,360 --> 00:49:25,799 Speaker 1: don't think so. People who wear traditional Chinese stresses, that's 658 00:49:25,840 --> 00:49:31,120 Speaker 1: casual fashion. I don't think so, honey. Is it Chinese 659 00:49:31,239 --> 00:49:34,480 Speaker 1: New Year? Is it your wedding day? Is it the 660 00:49:34,600 --> 00:49:38,040 Speaker 1: sixteen hundreds? When people wear it as regularly in China? 661 00:49:38,480 --> 00:49:42,440 Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey. It's like if I'm wearing 662 00:49:42,520 --> 00:49:54,040 Speaker 1: a seven team center stressed today, it's like a no. Also, 663 00:49:54,640 --> 00:49:59,680 Speaker 1: why are you eating utensils in your hand? What at that? 664 00:50:00,640 --> 00:50:04,160 Speaker 1: That he's a little mermaid? I don't think so, honey. 665 00:50:04,960 --> 00:50:09,239 Speaker 1: And it's like I wear a spark in my butN 666 00:50:10,840 --> 00:50:20,640 Speaker 1: fucking weird. Also, I'm so stas dresses that looks flattering 667 00:50:20,760 --> 00:50:24,919 Speaker 1: on me. I wearing twoth bangs and I still look 668 00:50:25,000 --> 00:50:31,080 Speaker 1: really pregnant. That's dresses were skinny bitches. I am not. Also, 669 00:50:31,160 --> 00:50:34,000 Speaker 1: my wedding dress and I don't get in it anymore. 670 00:50:34,520 --> 00:50:38,480 Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey, I I want to go, 671 00:50:38,600 --> 00:50:41,759 Speaker 1: want to go, I'm go go. I want to say, 672 00:50:42,440 --> 00:50:47,279 Speaker 1: I don't think so honey. In Cantonese. Yeah, I'm dumb 673 00:50:47,880 --> 00:50:57,439 Speaker 1: loma honey, and that's what I'm better. Stunt Queen Sun, 674 00:50:57,600 --> 00:51:19,879 Speaker 1: Queen son of Alore. Wow, take about, take about, take 675 00:51:19,960 --> 00:51:31,000 Speaker 1: about take it out? Take about that? Angelia? You know what? 676 00:51:31,320 --> 00:51:34,080 Speaker 1: Who you know? Who's following this? One of my favorite 677 00:51:34,080 --> 00:51:41,080 Speaker 1: people in the world, Iliana and Asasio. Yes, is this 678 00:51:41,239 --> 00:51:44,200 Speaker 1: one piece? No, this is a little tank, a little 679 00:51:44,400 --> 00:51:50,640 Speaker 1: pant Oh my god, Wow, I'm stimulated. Oh my good. 680 00:51:51,600 --> 00:51:55,520 Speaker 1: So I'm so excited. Um, Aliana, is this pre selected 681 00:51:55,640 --> 00:51:57,520 Speaker 1: or the trouble? I don't know this is pre selected. 682 00:51:58,360 --> 00:52:00,760 Speaker 1: I'm having an issue because I have to go after 683 00:52:01,239 --> 00:52:05,080 Speaker 1: that brain reflected, but I didn't have the whole day 684 00:52:05,160 --> 00:52:14,040 Speaker 1: to do it. Okay, this is your I don't think so, honey, 685 00:52:14,400 --> 00:52:18,920 Speaker 1: and your time starts now. I don't think so, honey. 686 00:52:19,600 --> 00:52:24,640 Speaker 1: People who shame people who use hashtag grateful, hashtag blessed 687 00:52:24,800 --> 00:52:32,960 Speaker 1: on social media platforms, look bitch. Sometimes I am hashtag grateful, 688 00:52:33,200 --> 00:52:38,080 Speaker 1: hashtag blessed. Okay, and the gratitude is splooging out of 689 00:52:38,239 --> 00:52:45,239 Speaker 1: my heart. My fucking social media fade. Yeah, you bet 690 00:52:45,360 --> 00:52:49,160 Speaker 1: your ass. I'm gonna use hashtag blessed, hashtag grateful because 691 00:52:49,200 --> 00:52:52,800 Speaker 1: what are the other options? Hashtag things Sorry, that doesn't 692 00:52:52,800 --> 00:52:56,960 Speaker 1: have a gravy toss that I want. Okay, do you 693 00:52:57,040 --> 00:52:59,680 Speaker 1: guys believe in the secret? You bet your ass. I 694 00:52:59,760 --> 00:53:02,680 Speaker 1: write it, I listened to it. I watched the movie Gratitude. 695 00:53:03,000 --> 00:53:08,440 Speaker 1: He gets more good ship seconds sixty five percent, sixty 696 00:53:08,520 --> 00:53:11,000 Speaker 1: five percent of the time. The next day after, I 697 00:53:11,080 --> 00:53:14,160 Speaker 1: have a hashtag blessed post, something beautiful happens, and sixty 698 00:53:14,760 --> 00:53:18,000 Speaker 1: seconds it's enough for me. So I don't fix so hot. 699 00:53:19,320 --> 00:53:26,120 Speaker 1: That's one minute grateful, hashtag bless hashhog grateful. I wants 700 00:53:26,239 --> 00:53:30,240 Speaker 1: to be here. Oh god, we're hasht are hashtag blessed. 701 00:53:30,440 --> 00:53:40,160 Speaker 1: I'm also Charlotte. Thank you me too. Apparently. Now please 702 00:53:40,200 --> 00:53:49,320 Speaker 1: welcome to the mic and a sazuk Wow. Here we go. 703 00:53:49,719 --> 00:53:56,480 Speaker 1: She's got something. Look, oh my god, looks pre selected. 704 00:53:56,880 --> 00:54:01,040 Speaker 1: It looks pre selected. She's looking so beer up in here, 705 00:54:02,000 --> 00:54:07,399 Speaker 1: severe up in here. Anna. I'm not even gonna ask azukis. 706 00:54:07,400 --> 00:54:09,600 Speaker 1: I don't think no many her time starts now. Oh 707 00:54:10,120 --> 00:54:13,279 Speaker 1: I'm gonna not gonna do a trouball. Thanks for asking you. 708 00:54:13,480 --> 00:54:18,560 Speaker 1: You look like you do. This is very topical, so 709 00:54:18,640 --> 00:54:23,440 Speaker 1: I have to get it off my chest. Okay, I 710 00:54:23,600 --> 00:54:32,920 Speaker 1: don't think so, honey, big food, where are you? I 711 00:54:33,440 --> 00:54:46,319 Speaker 1: am waiting. I told all my girlfriends that you're real, 712 00:54:47,120 --> 00:54:51,080 Speaker 1: that you're not a sham, and you're making me look 713 00:54:51,200 --> 00:54:56,799 Speaker 1: like a real superstee bitch. Okay, Oh, one day you're 714 00:54:56,840 --> 00:55:00,319 Speaker 1: in Washington State, another day you're in British column. Be up? 715 00:55:00,480 --> 00:55:05,359 Speaker 1: What is with you in the Pacific Northwest? Bitch? Where 716 00:55:05,360 --> 00:55:09,040 Speaker 1: are you when that bitch Jane good Old said she 717 00:55:09,200 --> 00:55:12,480 Speaker 1: wanted you to be real? Oh that was zoology, that 718 00:55:12,719 --> 00:55:16,080 Speaker 1: was science. But when I say it, I'm a crazy bitch. 719 00:55:16,640 --> 00:55:21,040 Speaker 1: What the fund is that? Five seconds? Fuck you bit five? 720 00:55:35,880 --> 00:55:39,719 Speaker 1: Oh my god. I knew to make this group last. 721 00:55:39,840 --> 00:55:44,640 Speaker 1: I knew to make them last. Okay, everyone, it's fucking glow. 722 00:55:48,239 --> 00:55:55,359 Speaker 1: It's blow, It's glow glow. Tabara Tara. I fucking took 723 00:55:55,400 --> 00:55:58,520 Speaker 1: a cab here because I was like, oh no, the 724 00:55:58,600 --> 00:56:01,200 Speaker 1: show's about to start. And then I looked at this 725 00:56:01,320 --> 00:56:06,840 Speaker 1: fucking thing and I'm last, baby, because we knew you 726 00:56:06,880 --> 00:56:09,440 Speaker 1: would bring the heat glass. Oh shit, wasted money for 727 00:56:09,520 --> 00:56:12,040 Speaker 1: no goddamn reason. I'm a broke bitch. But that's okay. 728 00:56:12,719 --> 00:56:15,960 Speaker 1: Let's say here and make the calb worth a bit. Yeah, 729 00:56:15,960 --> 00:56:17,640 Speaker 1: I gotta make it worth it. I was gonna do 730 00:56:17,719 --> 00:56:20,279 Speaker 1: a trollball, but that's all white women in there, and 731 00:56:20,320 --> 00:56:30,000 Speaker 1: I could do without. I could do without, so I could. 732 00:56:30,280 --> 00:56:33,279 Speaker 1: I picked out the holiday of Christmas. Okay, wait, but 733 00:56:33,400 --> 00:56:35,440 Speaker 1: then I just picked that's a white woman. I just 734 00:56:35,480 --> 00:56:40,279 Speaker 1: picked out Octavia Spencer. Oh wow. Okay, but let's do 735 00:56:40,440 --> 00:56:43,200 Speaker 1: it like a fucking like a a percentage of how 736 00:56:43,239 --> 00:56:45,200 Speaker 1: many white women are in there. Okay, you picked up 737 00:56:45,280 --> 00:56:51,719 Speaker 1: I don't want to, Okay, okay, all right, whoa we're 738 00:56:51,760 --> 00:56:54,919 Speaker 1: during pre selection. I'm a pre mad. I'm a pre mad. 739 00:56:55,120 --> 00:56:58,480 Speaker 1: She's pretty mad. I don't think so, honey. Her time 740 00:56:58,560 --> 00:57:02,360 Speaker 1: starts now. Okay, I don't think so honey. Woke people 741 00:57:02,719 --> 00:57:04,920 Speaker 1: who think they have a voice and fucking things that 742 00:57:05,000 --> 00:57:08,680 Speaker 1: they don't know about. Okay. Oh wow, wow, you read 743 00:57:08,719 --> 00:57:10,600 Speaker 1: a Bell Hoax book and now you want to talk 744 00:57:10,640 --> 00:57:14,680 Speaker 1: about how white people love Kale. Bitch, everybody loves Kal. 745 00:57:15,239 --> 00:57:19,240 Speaker 1: Are you fucking kidding me? Oh no, oh oh? I 746 00:57:19,400 --> 00:57:21,520 Speaker 1: was hanging out with white people that have blue allergies. Bitch, 747 00:57:21,760 --> 00:57:25,800 Speaker 1: that's an allergy. Everyone has allergies. Why did you guys 748 00:57:25,840 --> 00:57:28,560 Speaker 1: want to take fucking allergies and kale and ship? Why 749 00:57:28,600 --> 00:57:31,520 Speaker 1: don't you hang out with after table of color and 750 00:57:31,640 --> 00:57:33,720 Speaker 1: see if you fucking get something from them? But no, 751 00:57:34,240 --> 00:57:35,760 Speaker 1: y'all want to hang out with your white friends and 752 00:57:35,800 --> 00:57:38,160 Speaker 1: talk about how terrible it is are people of color. 753 00:57:38,360 --> 00:57:42,000 Speaker 1: Will never fucking being around people fellor go funk yourselves, okay, 754 00:57:42,240 --> 00:57:45,280 Speaker 1: fucking figure your life out. Oh you love gay culture, 755 00:57:45,640 --> 00:57:48,160 Speaker 1: We don't have no gay friends. This shut up, shut 756 00:57:48,240 --> 00:57:50,600 Speaker 1: up and sit the funk down a figure out your 757 00:57:50,640 --> 00:57:53,560 Speaker 1: goddamn life just because you've read a book about being 758 00:57:53,600 --> 00:57:57,600 Speaker 1: woked up the voice of wokenus. Okay, so sit down 759 00:57:57,760 --> 00:58:00,400 Speaker 1: and listen. Because we got shipped to say, do a 760 00:58:00,520 --> 00:58:04,360 Speaker 1: read tweet, don't tweet. Do a fucking read tweet. Okay, 761 00:58:06,600 --> 00:58:11,160 Speaker 1: and that's one minute. Don't tweet, do a retweet, don't treat. 762 00:58:11,520 --> 00:58:14,960 Speaker 1: That's rule of culture number sixty. Don't tweet, do a 763 00:58:15,080 --> 00:58:18,320 Speaker 1: retweet and give it up for Hell's can and the 764 00:58:18,440 --> 00:58:24,440 Speaker 1: Calgary Angel. Yeah in a centia can go out tamares. 765 00:58:25,240 --> 00:58:31,800 Speaker 1: Oh wow, I mean just I mean fifty I don't 766 00:58:31,840 --> 00:58:34,440 Speaker 1: think fifty two. I don't think somebody's have been done. 767 00:58:34,480 --> 00:58:38,919 Speaker 1: Did you guys have a good time to not? Let's 768 00:58:38,960 --> 00:58:41,480 Speaker 1: give it up one more time. We're gonna name every 769 00:58:41,560 --> 00:58:43,960 Speaker 1: single fucking name, and you better cheer and applaud the 770 00:58:44,160 --> 00:58:47,959 Speaker 1: entire way through. Let's go granted. Title man like A five, 771 00:58:48,160 --> 00:58:53,680 Speaker 1: Pattie Harrison and He Sammers, but Baker, Kevin Allison, Josh Gondoman, 772 00:58:54,680 --> 00:59:05,440 Speaker 1: Katherine Cowen, Kathleen our Mente, Stephen Killer here if A, Victor, 773 00:59:05,640 --> 00:59:10,680 Speaker 1: Matt Bellissimi, Pico Ran Toronto, Joseph OsmAnd Soon, Dennis Norris, 774 00:59:10,760 --> 00:59:19,200 Speaker 1: The Second Pai, David Goldberg, Justin Randall, Salmon, Michael wal Hogan, 775 00:59:19,560 --> 00:59:24,960 Speaker 1: Amanel Hussain, Sarah Small, Parson and Tara Jackson, Monica on 776 00:59:25,160 --> 00:59:31,640 Speaker 1: par Alien, Clarial, Elliott's a Ruddy Alex Batter, Paul and 777 00:59:31,800 --> 00:59:36,000 Speaker 1: A Caligari, Angelia Aliana in Acencia in a Suzuki and 778 00:59:36,200 --> 00:59:42,800 Speaker 1: glow to Varrez. Give it up one more time. Thank 779 00:59:42,840 --> 00:59:44,600 Speaker 1: you guys so much. My name is Matt Roger, my 780 00:59:44,720 --> 00:59:49,520 Speaker 1: name is Beloniang have a bye. Thank you for ever 781 00:59:49,640 --> 00:59:56,840 Speaker 1: talking the Bellhouse. This has been a forebber Dog production 782 00:59:57,320 --> 01:00:01,480 Speaker 1: executive produced by Brett Boham, Joe sill Eo and Alex Ramsey. 783 01:00:02,160 --> 01:00:06,360 Speaker 1: For more original podcasts. Please visit Forever dog Podcasts dot 784 01:00:06,480 --> 01:00:10,720 Speaker 1: com and subscribe to our shows on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, 785 01:00:11,160 --> 01:00:13,560 Speaker 1: or wherever you get your podcasts. Keep up with the 786 01:00:13,640 --> 01:00:16,840 Speaker 1: latest Forever Dog news by following us on Twitter and 787 01:00:17,000 --> 01:00:22,160 Speaker 1: Instagram at forever Dog Team, and liking our page on Facebook.