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Speaker 3: at Dynasty Typewriter at seven thirty pm. Seven thirty pm

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Speaker 3: I've been given over two hundred items on this podcast.

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Speaker 3: It's Bingo night.

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Speaker 2: Tonight is bingo. I know. See. Here's the thing, though,

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Speaker 2: I don't like that you do this on this podcast.

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Speaker 2: But now they're going to go there looking for you.

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Speaker 3: Well, I hope so I want to drive business to Found.

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Speaker 3: Of I want to drive business to Found Coffee.

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Speaker 2: If you blow up your spot, you're going to be mad.

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Speaker 3: I don't care.

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Speaker 2: You're gonna have to wait twenty.

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Speaker 3: More more successful. There's no chance that I am going

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Speaker 2: You're very good to the listener. You're very good to

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Speaker 3: If you go with a self promotion for editing, we're

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Speaker 2: I love a Starbucks and I like a reserve.

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Speaker 2: You always say to me, you should get coffee from

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Speaker 2: Oat, milk, almond, milk, no.

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Speaker 2: Like this Starbucks order. It's fun and I like the reserve.

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Speaker 2: They have comfy seats.

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Speaker 3: Do you complain about your coffee?

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Speaker 3: What could they have possibly done to make it taste.

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Speaker 3: What did you think we were going to talk about

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Speaker 2: I have no idea. Years and years well, I don't

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Speaker 2: No, we shouldn't talk about my career. You're right, I

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Speaker 2: don't know. You're the house. You've got to drive this babe.

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Speaker 3: Did you talk to your mom on the phone today?

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Speaker 2: No, I didn't speak. Yeah, I did speak to Lois today.

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Speaker 2: She didn't have much to offer. You know, Lois is

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Speaker 3: Beep, and.

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Speaker 2: He doesn't like that I have my own podcast. But

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Speaker 3: H you call your mom every single day almost.

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Speaker 2: I try to call my mom every single day, and

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Speaker 4: To this podcast. Listenership is dropping. I don't have anything interesting.

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Speaker 4: It's incredible that people listen to this because.

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Speaker 3: You have absolutely nothing to say. I thought you were

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Speaker 2: This is a harassment. This is why I have low

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Speaker 3: This is the opposite of the rest of our lives together,

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Speaker 2: I'm talking, but I'm just boring. I'm boring myself. I'm exhausted,

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Speaker 3: I'm ready to take a nap because you woke me

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Speaker 2: She's a voiceover animation director named Serena Earl.

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Speaker 2: Bridger said, what time is it? And I ignore it.

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Speaker 3: No, you said early.

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Speaker 2: No. No, First I laid still thought I was going

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Speaker 2: It's a complete voice match. It is the It is

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Speaker 3: I'm not mad about that. I'm mad that you don't.

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Speaker 2: Well, these are the things you do when you're in

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Speaker 3: Everything.

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Speaker 2: No, you don't do everything. I do the trash, you

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Speaker 3: Every single morning I have had to clean out the

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Speaker 2: We had the weird coffee pot.

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Speaker 3: That's wonderful. Pour over, pour over. It makes great coffee.

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Speaker 2: I miss my coffee pot in New York. He just

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Speaker 2: He watches me. He watches me like a hawk in

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Speaker 3: It's because it's like having a wild animal.

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Speaker 2: No, you're just you. Oh, it's constant oversight. How would

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Speaker 2: It's like a ghost, but they're alive. That's how I

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Speaker 2: Bridger doesn't give a shit. He doesn't care that I

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Speaker 3: That is completely incorrect.

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Speaker 2: I mean the shoes for having asking a bizarre shoe issue.

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Speaker 3: We have a shoe rack holds only a certain amount

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Speaker 2: But who's who's looking at it?

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Speaker 3: I live here.

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Speaker 2: He treats the house like it's gonna be photographed every day,

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Speaker 2: like no one's coming to fun. Just stuff some shoes

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Speaker 3: I want my living space to look pleasant.

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Speaker 2: Oh man, So now I got shoes under the bed,

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Speaker 2: shoes under the bed. Just leave them on the rack

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Speaker 2: or put them next to the wreck. Why can't they

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Speaker 3: To the ring, because then what's the point of the rack?

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Speaker 2: Well, yeah, maybe you have to get another rack.

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Speaker 3: I'm not going to have two shoe racks in the hole.

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Speaker 2: How many pair of shoes do you own? That's the question. Ballpark.

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Speaker 3: Ten to twelve pairs.

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Speaker 2: Of shoes, I think about twenty, and how many DoLS.

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Speaker 3: I mean a lot of them have holes.

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Speaker 2: And you will wear shoes that literally have holes on

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Speaker 3: Bottoms because there I like them, I.

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Speaker 2: Know, but I don't think you should wear shoes with

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Speaker 3: My left foot is slightly bigger than my right foot.

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Speaker 2: And how did you find that out?

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Speaker 3: Because I get a hole at the front of my

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Speaker 2: In front of my left tack your left foot.

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Speaker 3: No, it's at the front. Why would that dragon?

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Speaker 2: I don't know. I don't know anything about that I have.

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Speaker 3: amount of shoes, and your shoes are twice as big

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Speaker 3: as mine.

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Speaker 2: I don't have ten to twelve pairs of shoes. Actually,

442
00:21:21,440 --> 00:21:23,399
Speaker 2: like to counter, I have five pairs of shoes.

443
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Speaker 3: Listen to that bird, my very.

444
00:21:25,760 --> 00:21:29,280
Speaker 2: Loud loud animals back here. Now. We've also had a

445
00:21:29,320 --> 00:21:32,480
Speaker 2: snake problem recently, and I should left. I should have

446
00:21:32,480 --> 00:21:35,080
Speaker 2: said this at the top of this podcast. But if

447
00:21:35,160 --> 00:21:38,920
Speaker 2: I see a snake, the podcast is over. I will

448
00:21:38,960 --> 00:21:41,480
Speaker 2: be in the house and I will not return.

449
00:21:42,200 --> 00:21:45,400
Speaker 3: I did. I was on the Do You Need to Write? Podcast?

450
00:21:45,840 --> 00:21:48,440
Speaker 3: We talked about this the snake that I saw. I've

451
00:21:48,480 --> 00:21:51,320
Speaker 3: seen two snakes and our neighbor has confirmed that they're

452
00:21:51,400 --> 00:21:53,439
Speaker 3: not dangerous. But one of them has.

453
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Speaker 2: Our neighbor who directs animation. I mean, what is he

454
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Speaker 2: know about snakes?

455
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Speaker 3: Everything is from Florida. Oh, this is what happened. And listener,

456
00:22:01,240 --> 00:22:02,480
Speaker 3: this is a you know, this is kind of a

457
00:22:02,480 --> 00:22:05,320
Speaker 3: graphic image, so you might involving lizards in snakes, so

458
00:22:05,359 --> 00:22:07,159
Speaker 3: you might want to just tune out for one moment.

459
00:22:07,480 --> 00:22:12,280
Speaker 3: But this snake had swallowed a lizard tail first, and

460
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Speaker 3: so it looked like a lizard was wearing a snake costume.

461
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Speaker 2: But also we were going out to dinner. And as

462
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Speaker 2: we're going out, I'm going down to my car, which

463
00:22:22,760 --> 00:22:25,679
Speaker 2: was parked in the back of the driveway, and I

464
00:22:25,720 --> 00:22:31,639
Speaker 2: hear Bridger go booooooooo, which is his danger signal that

465
00:22:31,840 --> 00:22:35,520
Speaker 2: means danger boooooo. I was scared, right, And I thought,

466
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Speaker 2: uh oh, and I think I said, and you said, there's.

467
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Speaker 5: A snake, Jam, Jam, there's a snake with a lizard

468
00:22:43,280 --> 00:22:44,960
Speaker 5: in its mouth eating a lizard.

469
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Speaker 2: And I was like, I jumped into my car just jumped.

470
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Speaker 3: In, and then you're googling ways to kill snakes. Almost ameniate.

471
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Speaker 2: They heard these tennis balls that you can buy, not

472
00:22:54,240 --> 00:22:56,080
Speaker 2: tennis balls, but they're in the shape of a tennis ball.

473
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Speaker 2: They're green, and you put them twenty feet apart all

474
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Speaker 2: over your property and they repel the snakes. They don't

475
00:23:01,880 --> 00:23:04,960
Speaker 2: kill them, but they say hell them, Hey, snake, don't

476
00:23:04,960 --> 00:23:05,480
Speaker 2: come over here.

477
00:23:05,520 --> 00:23:07,879
Speaker 3: So Bridger said, but then that allows all of the

478
00:23:07,920 --> 00:23:10,199
Speaker 3: other things. The snakes are a natural predator and they

479
00:23:10,240 --> 00:23:11,520
Speaker 3: keep the ecosystem in check.

480
00:23:11,600 --> 00:23:14,399
Speaker 2: Well, I made a huge mistake. I made a huge

481
00:23:14,400 --> 00:23:18,040
Speaker 2: mistake in this initial conversation because I said to him,

482
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Speaker 2: I want to get these balls, but I wonder if

483
00:23:21,240 --> 00:23:23,919
Speaker 2: the snakes are coming, because there are mice and rats

484
00:23:23,960 --> 00:23:28,040
Speaker 2: around now. Once that was a fatal mistake, because once

485
00:23:28,160 --> 00:23:30,200
Speaker 2: I said that, Bridger's mind went.

486
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Speaker 3: Mice and rats.

487
00:23:31,840 --> 00:23:36,239
Speaker 2: Wow, And now he will not let me get rid

488
00:23:36,280 --> 00:23:39,520
Speaker 2: of the snakes. He's hoping that the snakes return because

489
00:23:39,560 --> 00:23:41,399
Speaker 2: he thinks they're eating mice and rats. So then he

490
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Speaker 2: said to me.

491
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Speaker 3: I don't think they are, but if there's the chance

492
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Speaker 3: they are, if we were to get rid of the snakes,

493
00:23:46,240 --> 00:23:47,960
Speaker 3: the mice and rats will be the kings.

494
00:23:48,040 --> 00:23:50,800
Speaker 2: So now he said, I will call a mice and

495
00:23:50,920 --> 00:23:54,280
Speaker 2: rat person to come over and make sure that we

496
00:23:54,320 --> 00:23:56,919
Speaker 2: don't have any mice and rats. And I said, you

497
00:23:56,920 --> 00:23:58,960
Speaker 2: have two days to do this before I buy my

498
00:23:59,080 --> 00:24:02,960
Speaker 2: balls for the snake repellent balls. There's like sixteen bucks

499
00:24:02,960 --> 00:24:04,240
Speaker 2: on Amazon whatever.

500
00:24:04,440 --> 00:24:05,240
Speaker 3: It's not the price.

501
00:24:05,800 --> 00:24:07,480
Speaker 2: A week and a half, it's been a week and

502
00:24:07,520 --> 00:24:09,920
Speaker 2: a half of him telling me I can't buy these balls,

503
00:24:10,560 --> 00:24:12,840
Speaker 2: and every night I go to sleep hoping that I'm

504
00:24:12,840 --> 00:24:14,760
Speaker 2: not going to wake up with a snake around my neck.

505
00:24:15,960 --> 00:24:18,920
Speaker 2: I mean, I am basically living in a wildlife preserve.

506
00:24:22,240 --> 00:24:24,240
Speaker 3: We're moving past us. There's something else we've got to

507
00:24:24,240 --> 00:24:27,359
Speaker 3: talk about. Oh no, Jim, I was not looking forward

508
00:24:27,359 --> 00:24:28,639
Speaker 3: to having you on the podcast.

509
00:24:28,720 --> 00:24:29,320
Speaker 2: That's clear.

510
00:24:29,960 --> 00:24:34,879
Speaker 3: I think that idil to keep you away from the show.

511
00:24:35,600 --> 00:24:39,440
Speaker 3: I finally relent. The podcast is called I said no gifts.

512
00:24:40,840 --> 00:24:43,560
Speaker 3: I wasn't surprised to see you coming into the backyard.

513
00:24:44,400 --> 00:24:46,719
Speaker 3: Anytime I ask you to do anything, I get the

514
00:24:46,800 --> 00:24:50,919
Speaker 3: opposite answer and stick.

515
00:24:51,000 --> 00:24:53,320
Speaker 2: It just goes, doesn't It just go on and on?

516
00:24:53,480 --> 00:24:57,399
Speaker 2: Listener every show, it just gets longer. Soon he's just

517
00:24:57,440 --> 00:24:59,280
Speaker 2: going to be starting at the top of the podcast.

518
00:24:59,320 --> 00:25:03,159
Speaker 2: Guar Murray Bamford. The name of this podcast is I

519
00:25:03,200 --> 00:25:07,080
Speaker 2: said no gifts, and I was shocked and dismayed and

520
00:25:07,119 --> 00:25:10,639
Speaker 2: disheartened to see you. Oh, go ahead, do the stick,

521
00:25:10,720 --> 00:25:11,080
Speaker 2: go ahead.

522
00:25:11,160 --> 00:25:15,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, you brought a large gift. First of all, again

523
00:25:15,720 --> 00:25:18,359
Speaker 3: four years. In the last few days you've been absolutely

524
00:25:18,359 --> 00:25:20,800
Speaker 3: panicking about thinking of what. You waited into the very

525
00:25:20,840 --> 00:25:22,880
Speaker 3: last minute to think of a gift. Yesterday you say

526
00:25:22,920 --> 00:25:24,600
Speaker 3: you're going to target. I say, please, don't spend a

527
00:25:24,640 --> 00:25:27,600
Speaker 3: lot of money. You come back and wrap the thing.

528
00:25:27,920 --> 00:25:30,800
Speaker 2: It is massive, it's it's the biggest gift you've ever

529
00:25:30,840 --> 00:25:33,040
Speaker 2: gotten on this podcast. That's my hope.

530
00:25:33,160 --> 00:25:36,280
Speaker 3: I think we've actually gotten a bigger gift. I think

531
00:25:36,760 --> 00:25:41,040
Speaker 3: there have been a couple like we got these bad

532
00:25:41,080 --> 00:25:45,600
Speaker 3: Minton net poles. Those were very low. This is one

533
00:25:45,600 --> 00:25:47,160
Speaker 3: of the biggests. This is certainly one.

534
00:25:47,040 --> 00:25:48,240
Speaker 2: Of there's a puppy in there.

535
00:25:48,320 --> 00:25:51,159
Speaker 3: There's not a puppy in there. Do you want me

536
00:25:51,200 --> 00:25:52,480
Speaker 3: to open it here on the podcast?

537
00:25:52,600 --> 00:25:55,120
Speaker 2: Please open it on the pod. Okay, you can open

538
00:25:55,160 --> 00:25:55,440
Speaker 2: it now.

539
00:25:55,520 --> 00:25:56,959
Speaker 3: This is probably half my size.

540
00:25:57,080 --> 00:25:59,600
Speaker 2: Oh, it's very large, and it's beautifully wrapped.

541
00:26:00,080 --> 00:26:05,840
Speaker 3: It kind of my moral Oh, I'm so annoyed. I'm

542
00:26:06,000 --> 00:26:08,479
Speaker 3: so this is this is just a gift for you.

543
00:26:09,680 --> 00:26:12,720
Speaker 3: This is how much did this cost? It's a vacuum.

544
00:26:15,160 --> 00:26:20,119
Speaker 3: I bought a vacuum a few years ago. Target dot

545
00:26:20,160 --> 00:26:22,680
Speaker 3: Com had a malfunction on their website where you could

546
00:26:22,720 --> 00:26:25,679
Speaker 3: get anything you wanted for seventy five percent off. So

547
00:26:25,760 --> 00:26:27,760
Speaker 3: I went a little crazy and I bought a vacuum

548
00:26:27,760 --> 00:26:31,159
Speaker 3: and a blender and a lamp and a bunch of

549
00:26:31,200 --> 00:26:33,400
Speaker 3: other things for seventy five percent off, and I got

550
00:26:33,440 --> 00:26:39,439
Speaker 3: a nice vacuum. The vacuum functions absolutely fine. It sucks

551
00:26:39,480 --> 00:26:42,360
Speaker 3: everything up, it has a bare floor setting. You can

552
00:26:42,400 --> 00:26:44,800
Speaker 3: do whatever you want with this thing. I'm the only

553
00:26:44,800 --> 00:26:50,920
Speaker 3: person that uses it. And every nine months, the vacuum

554
00:26:50,920 --> 00:26:53,320
Speaker 3: and say this doesn't work, and I'll say it's because

555
00:26:53,359 --> 00:26:55,879
Speaker 3: you don't know how to use it. Okay, okay, so

556
00:26:55,960 --> 00:26:58,880
Speaker 3: but you've given me a vacuum, yourself a vacuum.

557
00:26:58,920 --> 00:27:03,159
Speaker 2: The vacuum that we currently own is very old. It

558
00:27:03,160 --> 00:27:08,879
Speaker 2: has traveled with us for six years. Fine, it does

559
00:27:08,920 --> 00:27:09,400
Speaker 2: not work.

560
00:27:09,480 --> 00:27:11,560
Speaker 3: I listened to a podcast about vacuums.

561
00:27:11,200 --> 00:27:14,840
Speaker 2: Reach, so now you're gonna have the was on sale.

562
00:27:14,960 --> 00:27:17,639
Speaker 3: The best part of do you know how to vacuum. Okay,

563
00:27:17,680 --> 00:27:23,280
Speaker 3: the best way, it's vacuum insulting vacuum. The real vacuuming

564
00:27:23,320 --> 00:27:27,560
Speaker 3: happens when you're pulling it backwards, okay, And I never insulted.

565
00:27:27,600 --> 00:27:29,480
Speaker 2: I'm going to unhook my microphone.

566
00:27:30,160 --> 00:27:35,520
Speaker 3: This no, no, this has excellent reviews.

567
00:27:36,680 --> 00:27:38,840
Speaker 2: Is that there's a dog picture on and our dog

568
00:27:38,920 --> 00:27:41,200
Speaker 2: died and we're very sensitive about it. And it's called

569
00:27:41,200 --> 00:27:45,360
Speaker 2: the swivel pet, but it's really great. It's the Biscle

570
00:27:45,560 --> 00:27:49,720
Speaker 2: clean View Swivel Pet vacuum cleaner, powerful pet hair pick

571
00:27:49,800 --> 00:27:52,680
Speaker 2: up with triple action brush roll and scatter free tech.

572
00:27:52,840 --> 00:27:54,080
Speaker 2: You just go to Target.

573
00:27:54,480 --> 00:27:55,240
Speaker 3: Was this on your mind?

574
00:27:55,400 --> 00:27:56,040
Speaker 1: I went, I.

575
00:27:56,119 --> 00:27:59,560
Speaker 2: Googled, I did the research, researched. I saw this one

576
00:27:59,680 --> 00:28:02,879
Speaker 2: was on sale for how you're not going to know

577
00:28:02,920 --> 00:28:03,240
Speaker 2: the price.

578
00:28:03,440 --> 00:28:04,359
Speaker 3: I think we need to know.

579
00:28:04,520 --> 00:28:05,280
Speaker 2: No, you're not going to know.

580
00:28:05,440 --> 00:28:07,760
Speaker 3: Yes, this is this podcast is about.

581
00:28:08,119 --> 00:28:11,200
Speaker 2: Six dollars and six dollars vacuum that's actually not bad

582
00:28:11,280 --> 00:28:13,639
Speaker 2: for fifty to eighty three hundred dollars.

583
00:28:13,760 --> 00:28:16,440
Speaker 3: Now I'm worried this was cheap. My vacuum was about

584
00:28:16,440 --> 00:28:18,720
Speaker 3: forty dollars, but that was actually savings.

585
00:28:18,800 --> 00:28:22,239
Speaker 2: And your vacuum doesn't work anymore. It's disgusting. It's it

586
00:28:22,320 --> 00:28:24,919
Speaker 2: looks discussing. There's all kinds of crap.

587
00:28:25,040 --> 00:28:27,480
Speaker 3: That's what a vacuum. Of course, this crap, that's what

588
00:28:27,520 --> 00:28:29,800
Speaker 3: a vacuum does. Suck things up off the floor. You

589
00:28:29,800 --> 00:28:30,840
Speaker 3: don't suck up pearls.

590
00:28:30,880 --> 00:28:32,160
Speaker 2: This is gorgeous and new.

591
00:28:32,840 --> 00:28:35,040
Speaker 3: It's going to be gorgeous and a week.

592
00:28:34,960 --> 00:28:38,960
Speaker 2: Say thank you, Jim, thank you Jim for the this

593
00:28:39,080 --> 00:28:39,600
Speaker 2: is vcuum.

594
00:28:39,720 --> 00:28:41,880
Speaker 3: This is the thing I begged you. I've demanded you

595
00:28:41,960 --> 00:28:43,120
Speaker 3: not buy because vacuum.

596
00:28:43,520 --> 00:28:44,600
Speaker 2: You need a new vacuum.

597
00:28:44,600 --> 00:28:46,720
Speaker 3: It's I need to see this is You're already saying

598
00:28:46,720 --> 00:28:48,600
Speaker 3: to me that I'm going to be using it. Of course,

599
00:28:48,680 --> 00:28:52,320
Speaker 3: she's like a husband in the fifties giving his wife

600
00:28:52,920 --> 00:28:55,080
Speaker 3: used that you love money. Here's your vacuum.

601
00:28:55,080 --> 00:29:01,960
Speaker 2: We are going to vacuum our beautiful house together. And also, yeah,

602
00:29:01,960 --> 00:29:05,880
Speaker 2: this has a double handle. And also they give a

603
00:29:05,920 --> 00:29:08,280
Speaker 2: little bit of money to their pet. They have like

604
00:29:08,320 --> 00:29:13,000
Speaker 2: a pet fund for like rescue pets.

605
00:29:11,680 --> 00:29:11,960
Speaker 3: So we.

606
00:29:13,680 --> 00:29:17,120
Speaker 2: Did it and here's there's a rescue pet on the

607
00:29:17,480 --> 00:29:19,480
Speaker 2: side of the thing. Here adorable.

608
00:29:19,920 --> 00:29:22,680
Speaker 3: When you so you did all this research? Were you

609
00:29:22,800 --> 00:29:24,160
Speaker 3: researching pet vacuums?

610
00:29:24,280 --> 00:29:26,440
Speaker 2: No, no, I just what I put in first was

611
00:29:26,560 --> 00:29:31,000
Speaker 2: best vacuum. And then I looked and looked and looked,

612
00:29:31,000 --> 00:29:32,800
Speaker 2: and you know, there's all kinds of lists and things,

613
00:29:33,120 --> 00:29:36,600
Speaker 2: and this was a very very highly rated, highly regarded,

614
00:29:36,680 --> 00:29:40,840
Speaker 2: highly recording to all kinds of many many different sources,

615
00:29:41,280 --> 00:29:43,840
Speaker 2: and people love this vacuum. I'm very excited. I'm so

616
00:29:43,920 --> 00:29:46,960
Speaker 2: excited to put our old vacuum on the curb. We'll

617
00:29:47,000 --> 00:29:50,000
Speaker 2: put that picture next to Mariska and me on the grid.

618
00:29:50,680 --> 00:29:53,960
Speaker 2: And I love this vacuum. This is a great look.

619
00:29:54,000 --> 00:29:56,240
Speaker 2: It was either this or a puppy, and you didn't

620
00:29:56,240 --> 00:29:58,200
Speaker 2: want to puppy. We're not ready for a puppy yet.

621
00:29:58,440 --> 00:30:01,520
Speaker 2: So we got that. We got a vacuum or wedding ring.

622
00:30:01,880 --> 00:30:02,680
Speaker 2: That was my third.

623
00:30:02,880 --> 00:30:05,720
Speaker 3: That would have been the end of the show. I

624
00:30:05,720 --> 00:30:09,160
Speaker 3: would have asked you to leave for good, for.

625
00:30:09,240 --> 00:30:14,400
Speaker 2: Not only the podcast but your life. Jam leave my life.

626
00:30:15,160 --> 00:30:16,280
Speaker 3: There's no chance.

627
00:30:17,760 --> 00:30:21,800
Speaker 2: That's so rude. Do not cut that out. That is rude.

628
00:30:21,840 --> 00:30:25,880
Speaker 2: I want that on record for the divorce Court of California.

629
00:30:26,200 --> 00:30:30,160
Speaker 2: Ten years, we become common law and I do everything

630
00:30:30,280 --> 00:30:35,080
Speaker 2: you have made. Look it up, babe. A few more

631
00:30:35,120 --> 00:30:41,280
Speaker 2: months and I get half your nightmare. Just your nightmare.

632
00:30:41,600 --> 00:30:46,040
Speaker 2: This is great. Aren't you excited to use it? Oh

633
00:30:46,120 --> 00:30:48,920
Speaker 2: my god, it's so rude, so rude.

634
00:30:49,000 --> 00:30:49,880
Speaker 3: I want you to return.

635
00:30:50,400 --> 00:30:54,200
Speaker 2: I'm not that's Bridger. You should you should actually cut

636
00:30:54,200 --> 00:30:54,520
Speaker 2: that out.

637
00:30:54,800 --> 00:30:57,280
Speaker 3: Absolutely not rude. I want.

638
00:30:58,600 --> 00:31:01,920
Speaker 2: Rude. Thank you. But I have one hundred dollars and

639
00:31:02,040 --> 00:31:03,800
Speaker 2: this is going to be great. It's going to change

640
00:31:03,800 --> 00:31:04,880
Speaker 2: our vacuuming life.

641
00:31:04,920 --> 00:31:05,880
Speaker 3: Are you going to use it?

642
00:31:06,000 --> 00:31:09,000
Speaker 2: Yeah? I use it well because the one that we

643
00:31:09,120 --> 00:31:11,800
Speaker 2: currently have it takes about four or five times to

644
00:31:12,000 --> 00:31:14,560
Speaker 2: go over something before it picks. It's not true, Well,

645
00:31:14,640 --> 00:31:16,480
Speaker 2: it is true. I think you're just doing a job

646
00:31:16,560 --> 00:31:19,160
Speaker 2: and I think this. I'll use this later on tonight.

647
00:31:19,680 --> 00:31:21,680
Speaker 2: There's a little dust under your seat where you sit

648
00:31:21,720 --> 00:31:24,720
Speaker 2: every morning where I have to sit in silence while

649
00:31:24,760 --> 00:31:28,120
Speaker 2: he reads. If anyone out there is seen the Phantom

650
00:31:28,200 --> 00:31:32,240
Speaker 2: Thread with Daniel day Lewis, you'll recall a scene where

651
00:31:32,280 --> 00:31:35,280
Speaker 2: he's having breakfast with a few other people at the

652
00:31:35,320 --> 00:31:38,080
Speaker 2: table and one of the gals at the table starts

653
00:31:38,120 --> 00:31:41,960
Speaker 2: stirring her coffee, simply stirring it, and he slams the

654
00:31:42,000 --> 00:31:46,160
Speaker 2: table and says, too much noise. That is what it's

655
00:31:46,320 --> 00:31:48,840
Speaker 2: like to be with Bridge or wineger in the morning.

656
00:31:49,200 --> 00:31:52,280
Speaker 3: This is the actual thing that's happening. There's a tired

657
00:31:52,800 --> 00:31:56,440
Speaker 3: person trying to wake up for the day, quietly minding

658
00:31:56,440 --> 00:32:00,160
Speaker 3: their own business, reading a thing that requires concentration. And

659
00:32:00,200 --> 00:32:03,160
Speaker 3: then there's this noisy figure doing all kinds of things,

660
00:32:03,160 --> 00:32:07,800
Speaker 3: saying whatever comes to mind, watching YouTube videos, watching Instagram's

661
00:32:08,000 --> 00:32:11,720
Speaker 3: true badgering the reader. You'll be kicked out of a library.

662
00:32:11,840 --> 00:32:13,160
Speaker 2: I like to talk to you.

663
00:32:13,400 --> 00:32:15,240
Speaker 3: Well, there's the rest of the day for that.

664
00:32:16,360 --> 00:32:17,280
Speaker 2: Well, I've learned.

665
00:32:17,480 --> 00:32:21,000
Speaker 3: You have learned very after being probably all that six years.

666
00:32:20,880 --> 00:32:24,360
Speaker 2: At least six years, but I've really become a morning

667
00:32:24,440 --> 00:32:25,520
Speaker 2: person since.

668
00:32:25,480 --> 00:32:27,240
Speaker 3: Moving to a morning person.

669
00:32:27,280 --> 00:32:29,960
Speaker 2: Not in New York. I wasn't, but here and even

670
00:32:30,000 --> 00:32:32,160
Speaker 2: in New York. Now it's like, as I got older,

671
00:32:32,200 --> 00:32:35,360
Speaker 2: I'm a morning person, but you are not. This morning,

672
00:32:35,440 --> 00:32:39,120
Speaker 2: you were giving the performance of a lifetime. I don't

673
00:32:39,160 --> 00:32:43,040
Speaker 2: know what was I said, boy, this performance is rich.

674
00:32:43,920 --> 00:32:46,280
Speaker 2: I don't know what was going on this wall because

675
00:32:46,320 --> 00:32:48,560
Speaker 2: I woke you up. No, No, it's because I woke

676
00:32:48,600 --> 00:32:51,320
Speaker 2: you up. Yes, because I wanted to make sure that

677
00:32:51,400 --> 00:32:55,240
Speaker 2: I knew I were exhausted. Because I woke you up

678
00:32:55,240 --> 00:32:57,960
Speaker 2: at seven fifteen. It wasn't three fifteen.

679
00:32:58,680 --> 00:33:01,600
Speaker 3: I was seeing fifteen dreaming at the time, So that

680
00:33:01,720 --> 00:33:04,320
Speaker 3: means you really what you disrupted? Good sleep?

681
00:33:04,760 --> 00:33:07,040
Speaker 2: He kind of yelped, and you know, it's just like,

682
00:33:07,240 --> 00:33:12,280
Speaker 2: come on, man, he is very precious when he sleeps.

683
00:33:12,400 --> 00:33:15,160
Speaker 3: When was the first time he used a vacuum? I

684
00:33:15,200 --> 00:33:17,040
Speaker 3: bet it wasn't until we lived together.

685
00:33:18,520 --> 00:33:20,840
Speaker 2: I don't know. My mother did everything for me when

686
00:33:20,840 --> 00:33:22,360
Speaker 2: I was kid. I didn't know how to leave a bed.

687
00:33:22,400 --> 00:33:23,800
Speaker 2: I don't know how to do laundry. I didn't know

688
00:33:23,880 --> 00:33:27,520
Speaker 2: you separated laundry until I went to college. I did nothing.

689
00:33:28,640 --> 00:33:32,680
Speaker 2: But you have three siblings, so you had to do

690
00:33:32,760 --> 00:33:34,440
Speaker 2: it yourself, you know what I mean. Your mom would

691
00:33:34,520 --> 00:33:37,440
Speaker 2: just spend twelve hours a day making beds and doing well.

692
00:33:37,600 --> 00:33:41,000
Speaker 3: My mom did a lot. Yeah, but we also, you know,

693
00:33:41,040 --> 00:33:43,720
Speaker 3: there was some expectation of doing any She.

694
00:33:43,720 --> 00:33:46,000
Speaker 2: Didn't let us. You know, it wasn't I mean, I

695
00:33:46,120 --> 00:33:49,440
Speaker 2: probably enjoyed learning how to do laundry. That could be

696
00:33:49,480 --> 00:33:52,320
Speaker 2: an exciting thing as a fifteen year old. Fear like

697
00:33:52,360 --> 00:33:54,680
Speaker 2: to show me how to do it. I didn't know

698
00:33:54,680 --> 00:33:56,520
Speaker 2: how to make a bed, and he has a very

699
00:33:56,560 --> 00:34:00,200
Speaker 2: special way of making a bed. He should be perfec

700
00:34:00,280 --> 00:34:02,840
Speaker 2: It has to all be tucked in so that ten

701
00:34:02,880 --> 00:34:04,760
Speaker 2: minutes later I can untuck.

702
00:34:04,360 --> 00:34:06,120
Speaker 3: It all That's what making a bed.

703
00:34:06,400 --> 00:34:09,960
Speaker 2: It's a Mormon way, that is a Jesus Christ of

704
00:34:10,080 --> 00:34:13,040
Speaker 2: Latter day Saints' way of making a bed, tucking it

705
00:34:13,080 --> 00:34:16,120
Speaker 2: all in. I've never heard that do you tuck in

706
00:34:16,160 --> 00:34:18,080
Speaker 2: your Do you make your bed? First of all? Do

707
00:34:18,120 --> 00:34:20,759
Speaker 2: you make your bed? I do make my bed, tuck

708
00:34:20,840 --> 00:34:22,840
Speaker 2: it all in underneath.

709
00:34:22,880 --> 00:34:25,400
Speaker 3: It depends on the type of cover I i how to.

710
00:34:25,800 --> 00:34:28,200
Speaker 6: If I did, I will concede. If I knew how

711
00:34:28,239 --> 00:34:29,640
Speaker 6: to do it, I probably would.

712
00:34:29,640 --> 00:34:31,520
Speaker 3: But I do not know.

713
00:34:31,600 --> 00:34:33,600
Speaker 6: You don't know how to tuck in well, meaning like

714
00:34:33,640 --> 00:34:35,840
Speaker 6: you know, like I don't use a like a hospital.

715
00:34:36,200 --> 00:34:38,360
Speaker 6: I kind of make my bed like a bachelor. I

716
00:34:38,600 --> 00:34:40,719
Speaker 6: just have a duvet with the cover.

717
00:34:41,080 --> 00:34:41,360
Speaker 5: Yeah.

718
00:34:41,440 --> 00:34:43,719
Speaker 6: I don't have like a top sheet underneath it. So

719
00:34:43,800 --> 00:34:45,760
Speaker 6: I just kind of, like, you know, make it look decent.

720
00:34:45,960 --> 00:34:47,719
Speaker 6: I think that's and that's it. I don't think we

721
00:34:47,760 --> 00:34:50,040
Speaker 6: need to tuck in well our make our bed every day.

722
00:34:50,080 --> 00:34:51,840
Speaker 3: The thing on our bed needs to be tucked in.

723
00:34:51,880 --> 00:34:53,680
Speaker 3: It's a different type of cover. It's not a duvet.

724
00:34:54,120 --> 00:34:55,320
Speaker 3: I love it sloppy.

725
00:34:56,280 --> 00:34:58,719
Speaker 2: The one thing I will say about Bridger is that

726
00:34:58,760 --> 00:35:04,600
Speaker 2: he's an excellent interior designer. He gets colors and a vibe,

727
00:35:04,880 --> 00:35:07,080
Speaker 2: and he has great taste in furniture.

728
00:35:08,040 --> 00:35:08,520
Speaker 3: Look nice.

729
00:35:08,520 --> 00:35:10,920
Speaker 2: If the podcast thing doesn't work out, you can always

730
00:35:10,920 --> 00:35:11,800
Speaker 2: go into interiors.

731
00:35:12,040 --> 00:35:12,600
Speaker 3: I guess I should.

732
00:35:13,600 --> 00:35:16,239
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a big failure. He gets recognized. You know,

733
00:35:16,440 --> 00:35:18,399
Speaker 2: William Met he said, I'm a writer. I'm a writer.

734
00:35:18,800 --> 00:35:21,560
Speaker 2: Now he's an actor. He's auditioning for TV. She does

735
00:35:21,640 --> 00:35:25,239
Speaker 2: TV shows. Now he's a podcast. His face is ever

736
00:35:25,480 --> 00:35:29,200
Speaker 2: a billboard and all this shit. I'm supposed to be

737
00:35:29,280 --> 00:35:31,000
Speaker 2: the star all of a sudden, now I'm married to

738
00:35:31,040 --> 00:35:33,000
Speaker 2: a star. I don't want to be married to I'm

739
00:35:33,040 --> 00:35:37,839
Speaker 2: I'm the star. Okay, people should be com getting well

740
00:35:37,920 --> 00:35:43,960
Speaker 2: whatever it is. Yeah, you are definitely Lucy.

741
00:35:42,040 --> 00:35:45,319
Speaker 3: I wish I was.

742
00:35:45,520 --> 00:35:48,080
Speaker 2: I'm supposed to be the star, not you. I was

743
00:35:48,200 --> 00:35:53,080
Speaker 2: sold a bill of goods. I was sold a bill

744
00:35:53,120 --> 00:35:57,239
Speaker 2: of goods and I've stuck with it even though it's

745
00:35:57,280 --> 00:35:57,879
Speaker 2: been hell.

746
00:36:00,560 --> 00:36:02,960
Speaker 3: Well, I guess. I mean, we've got this vacuum, which

747
00:36:03,040 --> 00:36:03,520
Speaker 3: this is great.

748
00:36:03,560 --> 00:36:05,600
Speaker 2: Tell the truth. Aren't you a little happy about it?

749
00:36:05,680 --> 00:36:06,680
Speaker 2: Be honest, I'm.

750
00:36:06,480 --> 00:36:09,720
Speaker 3: Going to be completely honest. I think our vacuum's fine boy,

751
00:36:10,200 --> 00:36:10,960
Speaker 3: there's nothing.

752
00:36:12,480 --> 00:36:14,960
Speaker 2: Six years for one hundred bucks. This is great.

753
00:36:15,200 --> 00:36:16,399
Speaker 3: I think we should test it.

754
00:36:16,520 --> 00:36:18,480
Speaker 2: What's gonna happen now is just gonna use it once

755
00:36:18,520 --> 00:36:23,080
Speaker 2: and go jab. Yeah the one was better. Just gonna

756
00:36:23,160 --> 00:36:24,000
Speaker 2: yell well.

757
00:36:23,840 --> 00:36:25,319
Speaker 3: I want to look at this box. I want to

758
00:36:25,560 --> 00:36:32,920
Speaker 3: have something called scatter free technology technology. The dog they rescued,

759
00:36:33,400 --> 00:36:36,600
Speaker 3: the suction indicator light, a washable filter, they have the

760
00:36:36,640 --> 00:36:41,480
Speaker 3: turbo eraser tool multi side. The more things they have,

761
00:36:41,560 --> 00:36:42,960
Speaker 3: the more possibility of breaking.

762
00:36:43,040 --> 00:36:47,760
Speaker 2: It's an easy, empty dirt bin. Bridger five adjustable height settings.

763
00:36:47,800 --> 00:36:50,040
Speaker 2: That's good for you because you're a tiny little man.

764
00:36:51,400 --> 00:36:52,200
Speaker 3: It looks small.

765
00:36:52,520 --> 00:36:54,200
Speaker 2: I don't think it's smart. I think it's gonna be great.

766
00:36:54,200 --> 00:36:55,680
Speaker 2: I think you're gonna love it. I saw it on

767
00:36:55,719 --> 00:36:59,560
Speaker 2: the display in Target. There was only one left. There

768
00:36:59,640 --> 00:37:02,600
Speaker 2: was the only order, and here it is. It's gorgeous.

769
00:37:02,680 --> 00:37:06,400
Speaker 2: Any other person would be thrilled with this gift.

770
00:37:06,960 --> 00:37:08,000
Speaker 3: I don't think that's true.

771
00:37:08,080 --> 00:37:12,239
Speaker 2: Oh who doesn't. Right into I said no gifts dot com.

772
00:37:11,680 --> 00:37:13,799
Speaker 3: Flood gifts dot com.

773
00:37:14,200 --> 00:37:20,800
Speaker 2: I said no gifts at g at gmail dot com.

774
00:37:21,080 --> 00:37:24,360
Speaker 2: I said no gifts at gmail dot com. And Bridger's

775
00:37:24,440 --> 00:37:28,120
Speaker 2: personal email, which is I'm just kidding. Send it into

776
00:37:28,160 --> 00:37:30,680
Speaker 2: I said, no gifts at gmail dot com. Flood the

777
00:37:30,880 --> 00:37:34,200
Speaker 2: in box people. I want this to be the episode

778
00:37:34,400 --> 00:37:38,000
Speaker 2: of the entire podcast series, and I want Bridger to

779
00:37:38,000 --> 00:37:41,080
Speaker 2: know that you would be happy. Maybe we'll do a poll.

780
00:37:41,200 --> 00:37:43,759
Speaker 2: Would you be happy getting a vacuum cleaner as a gift?

781
00:37:43,840 --> 00:37:47,439
Speaker 2: Is a gift? Yes, it's wonderful and this will last

782
00:37:47,480 --> 00:37:52,320
Speaker 2: you another six years at least, bridg Er be nice?

783
00:37:52,680 --> 00:37:54,880
Speaker 2: Does it? Does it take so much energy to be

784
00:37:54,920 --> 00:37:55,760
Speaker 2: a nice person?

785
00:37:56,920 --> 00:37:59,120
Speaker 3: Oh, I'm trying to be. I just think we have

786
00:37:59,120 --> 00:38:01,480
Speaker 3: a decent vegeu hard enough. I think we have a

787
00:38:01,520 --> 00:38:03,400
Speaker 3: decent vacuum, and I think that this is a waste of.

788
00:38:03,440 --> 00:38:04,680
Speaker 2: Your decent vacuum.

789
00:38:04,680 --> 00:38:09,239
Speaker 3: That looks disgusting, but it's because you know, old, old

790
00:38:09,239 --> 00:38:12,399
Speaker 3: type vacuums with the bag. It never looked disgusting because

791
00:38:12,400 --> 00:38:13,040
Speaker 3: it was in the bag.

792
00:38:13,120 --> 00:38:14,760
Speaker 2: I don't think they use a bag anymore.

793
00:38:14,800 --> 00:38:17,200
Speaker 3: Oh they do. I listened to that podcast vacuums.

794
00:38:17,280 --> 00:38:19,759
Speaker 2: You know the things here that that's spin around in

795
00:38:19,800 --> 00:38:22,520
Speaker 2: the front. I don't think those brushes even work on

796
00:38:22,560 --> 00:38:23,280
Speaker 2: that one anymore.

797
00:38:23,320 --> 00:38:24,080
Speaker 3: That might be true.

798
00:38:24,239 --> 00:38:27,279
Speaker 2: Okay, thank you. So it's time. It's been time for

799
00:38:27,320 --> 00:38:31,359
Speaker 2: a new vacuum fer. I've been asking you for many years.

800
00:38:31,280 --> 00:38:32,960
Speaker 3: And now you've moved on to an air fryer.

801
00:38:33,520 --> 00:38:36,719
Speaker 2: Oh, I want an air fry so I can make

802
00:38:36,800 --> 00:38:40,359
Speaker 2: chicken nuggets with American cheese and put it on a roll.

803
00:38:41,560 --> 00:38:46,120
Speaker 2: Would not be delicious? Well, some frozen chicken nuggets, a

804
00:38:46,160 --> 00:38:50,160
Speaker 2: frozen Ilios pizza? Do they still make Ilio's pizza? You're

805
00:38:50,160 --> 00:38:51,600
Speaker 2: going to delash.

806
00:38:51,800 --> 00:38:53,840
Speaker 3: You're going to make chicken nuggets and an air fryer

807
00:38:53,840 --> 00:38:54,640
Speaker 3: with cheese on top.

808
00:38:54,760 --> 00:38:58,719
Speaker 2: When I was a kid, we had no money, and

809
00:38:58,840 --> 00:39:02,719
Speaker 2: having an Ilio, my mother would say, tonight we're having Ilios.

810
00:39:02,880 --> 00:39:09,279
Speaker 2: It's French bread. Like this was class beyond what we

811
00:39:09,320 --> 00:39:13,799
Speaker 2: should even expect in our house. It's a French bread pizza,

812
00:39:13,840 --> 00:39:16,440
Speaker 2: and I love these French bread pa bagel bites you have.

813
00:39:16,440 --> 00:39:18,480
Speaker 3: My mom would go buy a French bread loaf at

814
00:39:18,480 --> 00:39:20,200
Speaker 3: Albertson's and then turn it into a pizza.

815
00:39:20,320 --> 00:39:20,880
Speaker 2: Delicious.

816
00:39:20,920 --> 00:39:24,440
Speaker 3: What about baker liking it? We never had bagel bytes.

817
00:39:24,960 --> 00:39:28,200
Speaker 2: Can you make that an air force probably chicken palm

818
00:39:28,239 --> 00:39:28,640
Speaker 2: I could do.

819
00:39:28,840 --> 00:39:30,000
Speaker 3: We're not going to use it.

820
00:39:30,080 --> 00:39:32,520
Speaker 2: There's normally one hundred and fifty bucks.

821
00:39:33,040 --> 00:39:34,360
Speaker 3: Yeah, but then it just sits on the counter.

822
00:39:34,480 --> 00:39:38,000
Speaker 2: The thing that we have that we never use is

823
00:39:38,040 --> 00:39:39,040
Speaker 2: a crock pot.

824
00:39:39,520 --> 00:39:40,640
Speaker 3: We don't own a crockpot.

825
00:39:41,080 --> 00:39:41,759
Speaker 2: What do we own?

826
00:39:42,000 --> 00:39:42,920
Speaker 3: We have an instant pot?

827
00:39:43,120 --> 00:39:45,040
Speaker 2: Instant pot? What is the difference?

828
00:39:45,120 --> 00:39:48,160
Speaker 3: A crockpot is a It takes a very long time

829
00:39:48,200 --> 00:39:50,279
Speaker 3: to cook. So it's like if you want you put

830
00:39:50,320 --> 00:39:53,759
Speaker 3: a roast in there and set it and forget it.

831
00:39:54,040 --> 00:39:57,160
Speaker 3: Oh boy, instant pot takes a few minutes or it

832
00:39:57,160 --> 00:39:59,960
Speaker 3: takes a much shorter time because it's a compression device.

833
00:40:00,680 --> 00:40:02,640
Speaker 3: And we used it a lot during Lockdown.

834
00:40:02,840 --> 00:40:03,280
Speaker 2: A lot.

835
00:40:03,680 --> 00:40:03,879
Speaker 5: Yeah.

836
00:40:03,920 --> 00:40:06,040
Speaker 3: I made soups, I made stew.

837
00:40:06,760 --> 00:40:10,080
Speaker 2: I made a lot of STU was delicious? Was that

838
00:40:10,160 --> 00:40:12,160
Speaker 2: with a wine? What was the recipe? Was there a

839
00:40:12,160 --> 00:40:13,279
Speaker 2: little red wine in there?

840
00:40:13,400 --> 00:40:14,640
Speaker 3: It's very fancy.

841
00:40:14,760 --> 00:40:17,719
Speaker 2: Oh it was good. That's stew. But I think you

842
00:40:17,840 --> 00:40:20,359
Speaker 2: used it maybe five times. I wouldn't say a lot.

843
00:40:20,520 --> 00:40:24,600
Speaker 2: A lot is misleading the listeners. Listener, I'm on your side.

844
00:40:24,719 --> 00:40:25,719
Speaker 2: I just want you to know.

845
00:40:25,640 --> 00:40:27,320
Speaker 3: That the listener's on my side.

846
00:40:27,480 --> 00:40:32,759
Speaker 2: Well maybe not after this episode. The truth will set

847
00:40:32,800 --> 00:40:36,960
Speaker 2: you free, listener. I think we should get an air fray.

848
00:40:36,960 --> 00:40:38,960
Speaker 2: I think we'd use it, and I'd like to start

849
00:40:39,000 --> 00:40:41,280
Speaker 2: having some more meals at home.

850
00:40:41,480 --> 00:40:44,560
Speaker 3: But what you just said was chicken nuggets with American cheese.

851
00:40:44,640 --> 00:40:50,160
Speaker 2: The lunch, some chips, dorrito's, some doritos.

852
00:40:50,480 --> 00:40:55,440
Speaker 3: Do you actually say dorito's or is that delic You

853
00:40:55,480 --> 00:40:56,520
Speaker 3: never say doritos.

854
00:40:56,840 --> 00:40:58,879
Speaker 2: Doritos is how I say it. But with you, I.

855
00:40:58,840 --> 00:41:02,200
Speaker 3: Said it is a late life to you. I say,

856
00:41:03,239 --> 00:41:05,280
Speaker 3: because you do have some interesting pronunciations.

857
00:41:05,320 --> 00:41:09,160
Speaker 2: Oh, let's you don't want to go there? Not something

858
00:41:09,200 --> 00:41:13,440
Speaker 2: you want to edit out. You say walk, but in

859
00:41:13,480 --> 00:41:15,000
Speaker 2: New Jersey I would say walk.

860
00:41:16,040 --> 00:41:18,800
Speaker 3: In New Jersey, I think the rest of the world

861
00:41:18,760 --> 00:41:19,160
Speaker 3: would say.

862
00:41:19,239 --> 00:41:23,800
Speaker 2: I wouldn't say walk like cook food in a walk? Yes,

863
00:41:24,560 --> 00:41:27,520
Speaker 2: okay and w A l K are two different words.

864
00:41:28,120 --> 00:41:29,920
Speaker 2: You wouldn't say I'm gonna take a walk.

865
00:41:30,080 --> 00:41:32,040
Speaker 3: Yes, you want to take a walk. At least what

866
00:41:32,040 --> 00:41:32,560
Speaker 3: would you say?

867
00:41:32,600 --> 00:41:34,920
Speaker 2: How do you say it? I have to think I'm

868
00:41:34,960 --> 00:41:37,040
Speaker 2: gonna take a whalle I'm gonna take a walk. Walk.

869
00:41:37,120 --> 00:41:38,719
Speaker 2: Now say I'm gonna cook food in a walk. I'm

870
00:41:38,719 --> 00:41:40,520
Speaker 2: gonna cook food in a walk. Different.

871
00:41:41,239 --> 00:41:44,200
Speaker 3: What's happening right now is hyper aware of the way

872
00:41:44,239 --> 00:41:45,239
Speaker 3: they're pronouncing walk.

873
00:41:45,360 --> 00:41:49,960
Speaker 2: No, yes, absolutely, they're doing a wonderful job.

874
00:41:50,000 --> 00:41:54,359
Speaker 3: There are homophones that's the right word, right. Homophones they

875
00:41:54,400 --> 00:41:55,719
Speaker 3: sound the same.

876
00:41:55,640 --> 00:41:59,120
Speaker 2: Well homo probably home of homo phones. That should be

877
00:41:59,160 --> 00:42:01,799
Speaker 2: my drag name phone homophones.

878
00:42:01,800 --> 00:42:05,960
Speaker 3: They're homophonophones. Walk walk yes.

879
00:42:05,600 --> 00:42:09,760
Speaker 2: Walk walk No. Nevada Nevada. You say Nevada, I say.

880
00:42:09,600 --> 00:42:11,480
Speaker 3: Nevada, Nevada, Nevada or not homophone?

881
00:42:11,520 --> 00:42:13,440
Speaker 2: Do you say Colorado or Colorado?

882
00:42:13,680 --> 00:42:14,279
Speaker 3: Colorado?

883
00:42:14,400 --> 00:42:15,319
Speaker 2: I say Colorado.

884
00:42:16,320 --> 00:42:17,880
Speaker 3: That doesn't mean it's correct.

885
00:42:18,520 --> 00:42:20,160
Speaker 2: It's correct the way I say it is.

886
00:42:20,440 --> 00:42:23,800
Speaker 3: It's perfectly fine. But most people, especially from the western

887
00:42:24,040 --> 00:42:26,719
Speaker 3: part of the country where Colorado is, say Colorado.

888
00:42:26,719 --> 00:42:28,960
Speaker 2: Interesting. This is a very interesting I don't really know

889
00:42:29,000 --> 00:42:31,480
Speaker 2: what they say. What would you say on lease Colorado

890
00:42:31,680 --> 00:42:32,480
Speaker 2: or Colorado?

891
00:42:32,719 --> 00:42:35,319
Speaker 6: I was raised in that state, and we do say

892
00:42:35,320 --> 00:42:36,759
Speaker 6: Colorado Colorado.

893
00:42:36,960 --> 00:42:37,480
Speaker 2: Interesting.

894
00:42:38,000 --> 00:42:40,919
Speaker 3: I mean, we've talked about the song podcast, of course

895
00:42:40,920 --> 00:42:41,200
Speaker 3: you're not.

896
00:42:42,000 --> 00:42:48,040
Speaker 2: How about Seattle. I'm just kidding Seattle, Seattle. There's a

897
00:42:48,040 --> 00:42:50,279
Speaker 2: great video that I'll also post on the grid on

898
00:42:50,320 --> 00:42:52,840
Speaker 2: the I said no gifts instagram of my aunt Roady.

899
00:42:53,719 --> 00:42:57,680
Speaker 2: My aunt Roady Rosemary who calls herself Roady and has

900
00:42:57,800 --> 00:43:03,759
Speaker 2: a diamond necklace that's Roady in diamonds that she wears.

901
00:43:04,040 --> 00:43:08,920
Speaker 2: But she was mad because she she met somebody named Diana.

902
00:43:09,120 --> 00:43:10,839
Speaker 3: No, she met somebody named Diana.

903
00:43:10,800 --> 00:43:13,800
Speaker 2: Right, well, she met somebody that she that introduced themselves

904
00:43:13,840 --> 00:43:18,040
Speaker 2: as Diana, and she was mad because their name is

905
00:43:18,280 --> 00:43:21,440
Speaker 2: to her Diana. So there's this whole video that I

906
00:43:21,520 --> 00:43:24,120
Speaker 2: secretly took of her at the dinner table and Thanksgiving,

907
00:43:24,160 --> 00:43:29,319
Speaker 2: her saying d I A and A Diana, Diana. Oh

908
00:43:29,360 --> 00:43:31,719
Speaker 2: it's Diana. She's so up.

909
00:43:31,840 --> 00:43:34,520
Speaker 3: This is exactly how you sound about the last ten minutes.

910
00:43:34,880 --> 00:43:38,560
Speaker 2: No walk, walk and walk are two different words.

911
00:43:38,640 --> 00:43:41,000
Speaker 3: Your mom is not a twin with Rody. She's a triplet.

912
00:43:41,160 --> 00:43:44,160
Speaker 3: You're the triplet. You're the well people, you are exactly

913
00:43:44,160 --> 00:43:44,520
Speaker 3: your mom.

914
00:43:44,800 --> 00:43:49,080
Speaker 2: Oh good, that's it's a compliment and incredible, exactly your

915
00:43:49,160 --> 00:43:57,960
Speaker 2: mom exactly. We call him Debbie Junior, little Debbie. Here

916
00:43:58,040 --> 00:43:58,960
Speaker 2: they come his mother.

917
00:43:59,040 --> 00:44:01,760
Speaker 3: One said to me, my mom's a wonderful person.

918
00:44:02,320 --> 00:44:06,000
Speaker 2: Oh, I love your mom. Your family is wonderful. Your

919
00:44:06,000 --> 00:44:09,279
Speaker 2: mom said to me my other son, I mean they

920
00:44:09,320 --> 00:44:11,680
Speaker 2: are they really are lovely person. She once said to

921
00:44:11,719 --> 00:44:17,480
Speaker 2: me in a hushed tone, beware the red hair, and

922
00:44:17,520 --> 00:44:20,480
Speaker 2: then walked out of the room. And you know what,

923
00:44:21,120 --> 00:44:26,040
Speaker 2: she was right, She was right. People. This man you've

924
00:44:26,080 --> 00:44:29,520
Speaker 2: come to love is not the man you think he is.

925
00:44:31,680 --> 00:44:34,560
Speaker 2: It's got in the house in vacuum. We we're gonna

926
00:44:34,560 --> 00:44:37,360
Speaker 2: play gift Master, a gift for a curse. Let's do

927
00:44:37,480 --> 00:44:38,239
Speaker 2: gift for a curse.

928
00:44:38,320 --> 00:44:40,000
Speaker 3: Running the show, Let's.

929
00:44:39,800 --> 00:44:43,520
Speaker 2: Do gift to a curse. Gift Masters sold out, isn't it.

930
00:44:43,520 --> 00:44:46,840
Speaker 2: It's sold out, people. You gotta buy more gift Masters.

931
00:44:46,920 --> 00:44:48,880
Speaker 2: I'm gonna come up with a We're gonna put it

932
00:44:48,920 --> 00:44:51,719
Speaker 2: on the I said no gifts Grid. I'm gonna come

933
00:44:51,800 --> 00:44:52,160
Speaker 2: up with a.

934
00:44:52,120 --> 00:44:57,640
Speaker 3: New game developing a case.

935
00:44:57,680 --> 00:44:59,640
Speaker 2: I know that because you asked me my advice and

936
00:44:59,640 --> 00:45:00,960
Speaker 2: then I get no money.

937
00:45:00,680 --> 00:45:03,080
Speaker 3: From But hopefully that'll be on sale soon. You and

938
00:45:03,120 --> 00:45:04,560
Speaker 3: I did a trial.

939
00:45:05,160 --> 00:45:06,720
Speaker 2: Its a little work.

940
00:45:07,000 --> 00:45:08,040
Speaker 3: That's why we did the trial.

941
00:45:08,040 --> 00:45:10,480
Speaker 2: And I'm saying, well, yeah, we figure it out for

942
00:45:10,520 --> 00:45:12,560
Speaker 2: the people. We don't just do it once. No, this

943
00:45:12,640 --> 00:45:15,160
Speaker 2: is this is and I'm saying we this is good

944
00:45:15,280 --> 00:45:19,400
Speaker 2: for the courts because if this game explodes and I

945
00:45:19,480 --> 00:45:23,200
Speaker 2: get zero money as I've gotten for nine years of

946
00:45:23,320 --> 00:45:29,680
Speaker 2: my input on pilots and auditions and podcasts and graphics

947
00:45:29,840 --> 00:45:33,160
Speaker 2: and guests and lists and zero, it's.

948
00:45:33,080 --> 00:45:35,799
Speaker 3: An exchange for me vacuuming everything This is.

949
00:45:35,760 --> 00:45:37,719
Speaker 2: Great for the court of law when I take you

950
00:45:37,760 --> 00:45:38,560
Speaker 2: to judge Judy.

951
00:45:38,800 --> 00:45:41,720
Speaker 3: But I would love to go Gift a Curse I

952
00:45:41,840 --> 00:45:42,719
Speaker 3: judge Judy with you.

953
00:45:43,040 --> 00:45:44,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, she's I think she's.

954
00:45:44,160 --> 00:45:47,080
Speaker 3: Yeah, she's interesting. She's a billionaire, and so that's always

955
00:45:47,120 --> 00:45:47,520
Speaker 3: a problem.

956
00:45:47,600 --> 00:45:48,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, politically not for me.

957
00:45:49,040 --> 00:45:51,520
Speaker 3: It's always a problem. I enjoy how but Gift Masters

958
00:45:51,520 --> 00:45:53,160
Speaker 3: now sold on. Maybe we'll circle back to that.

959
00:45:53,120 --> 00:45:56,120
Speaker 2: Game is sold out, So that wonderful.

960
00:45:56,200 --> 00:45:57,600
Speaker 3: Okay, we're playing Gift to a Curse. I need a

961
00:45:57,680 --> 00:45:59,560
Speaker 3: number between one and ten from you. You want to

962
00:45:59,560 --> 00:46:02,759
Speaker 3: tell you the Have you ever listened to this podcast?

963
00:46:02,800 --> 00:46:07,440
Speaker 2: Six? I'm gonna promote my own god.

964
00:46:07,320 --> 00:46:10,200
Speaker 3: To do some light calculating right now. You can do

965
00:46:10,280 --> 00:46:14,200
Speaker 3: whatever you want. You can recommend something which I suggest.

966
00:46:14,360 --> 00:46:17,000
Speaker 3: You can promote something which you can also do, but

967
00:46:17,160 --> 00:46:19,280
Speaker 3: have some class and also recommend something.

968
00:46:19,400 --> 00:46:21,279
Speaker 2: Let me tell you all the things about Bridger that

969
00:46:21,400 --> 00:46:25,640
Speaker 2: you don't know. Take this time to tell you. Now,

970
00:46:26,080 --> 00:46:29,440
Speaker 2: what can I recommend to you? There's some wonderful Broadway shows.

971
00:46:29,480 --> 00:46:31,319
Speaker 2: If you're in New York. You're going to New York,

972
00:46:31,320 --> 00:46:34,680
Speaker 2: it's a great time go see a Broadway show. Spam Alot,

973
00:46:34,680 --> 00:46:37,320
Speaker 2: the show that I just was in is closed because

974
00:46:37,360 --> 00:46:39,200
Speaker 2: no one came to see it, But you should go

975
00:46:39,280 --> 00:46:43,080
Speaker 2: see a wonderful Broadway show. And my podcast baby Mouth

976
00:46:43,160 --> 00:46:45,279
Speaker 2: is still up on all platforms. I haven't done a

977
00:46:45,320 --> 00:46:47,000
Speaker 2: new one in a long time because I've been busy,

978
00:46:47,400 --> 00:46:49,440
Speaker 2: but you know, I'm thinking about getting back in the

979
00:46:49,480 --> 00:46:52,719
Speaker 2: game and doing some more podcasts. It's a podcast where

980
00:46:52,760 --> 00:46:55,959
Speaker 2: a guest brings me a food every week that I've

981
00:46:55,960 --> 00:46:59,560
Speaker 2: never eaten before. And I had Cola Scola and Melissa

982
00:46:59,600 --> 00:47:02,000
Speaker 2: for Mari and Rosie O'Donnell and a lot of my friends,

983
00:47:02,040 --> 00:47:05,040
Speaker 2: and I tried sushi for the first time in cottage

984
00:47:05,120 --> 00:47:07,400
Speaker 2: cheese and all kinds of fun things. And Bridger was

985
00:47:07,400 --> 00:47:09,440
Speaker 2: on it. Our episode What did I Eat for the

986
00:47:09,480 --> 00:47:11,960
Speaker 2: first sum of euro a heo. It was such a

987
00:47:12,000 --> 00:47:13,480
Speaker 2: great episode, so much fun.

988
00:47:13,520 --> 00:47:15,399
Speaker 3: It's a very fun show. I mean, I did say

989
00:47:15,480 --> 00:47:16,920
Speaker 3: recommend something, and then you said there are a lot

990
00:47:16,920 --> 00:47:18,879
Speaker 3: of great Broadway shows, and then you recommended the one

991
00:47:18,880 --> 00:47:19,319
Speaker 3: you were in.

992
00:47:20,200 --> 00:47:21,760
Speaker 2: No, no, I said, I'm not in it anymore.

993
00:47:21,960 --> 00:47:24,480
Speaker 3: I mean, so you didn't mention anything else specifically. Well,

994
00:47:24,480 --> 00:47:27,720
Speaker 3: I'm recommending that you Broadway in Jeneral.

995
00:47:27,840 --> 00:47:29,640
Speaker 2: You should get on the ball because you missed a

996
00:47:29,640 --> 00:47:31,480
Speaker 2: great show called Spam a lot starring me.

997
00:47:31,840 --> 00:47:34,400
Speaker 3: Name one specific thing not involving you that you can read.

998
00:47:34,480 --> 00:47:40,040
Speaker 2: Stereophonic is wonderful Outsiders the musical suffs about the Suffragettes.

999
00:47:40,120 --> 00:47:42,879
Speaker 3: You haven't seen that on the stage.

1000
00:47:43,239 --> 00:47:47,000
Speaker 2: Okay, Cola Skull is starring and Oh Mary, the hit

1001
00:47:47,120 --> 00:47:48,880
Speaker 2: of the season moving to Broadway.

1002
00:47:49,000 --> 00:47:51,400
Speaker 3: You haven't seen O Mary. I haven't. I can recommend

1003
00:47:51,400 --> 00:47:54,359
Speaker 3: that that's the funniest thing I've seen in fifty years.

1004
00:47:54,480 --> 00:47:55,760
Speaker 2: Yeah, recommend, Oh Mary?

1005
00:47:56,200 --> 00:47:58,160
Speaker 3: Okay, Well you know I had to drag it out

1006
00:47:58,239 --> 00:48:00,279
Speaker 3: of you. Oh my, this is how we play gift

1007
00:48:00,280 --> 00:48:03,040
Speaker 3: You're a curse because you've obviously never heard my podcast.

1008
00:48:03,200 --> 00:48:03,719
Speaker 2: Here we go.

1009
00:48:03,800 --> 00:48:06,400
Speaker 3: I'm gonna name three things. You're going to tell me

1010
00:48:06,440 --> 00:48:09,360
Speaker 3: if there're a gift or a curse and why, and

1011
00:48:09,360 --> 00:48:11,160
Speaker 3: then I'll tell you if you're right or wrong, because

1012
00:48:11,160 --> 00:48:12,240
Speaker 3: there are correct answer.

1013
00:48:12,320 --> 00:48:14,000
Speaker 2: Don't change your answer just to.

1014
00:48:14,000 --> 00:48:17,120
Speaker 3: Be I'm not going to change my answer.

1015
00:48:16,880 --> 00:48:19,319
Speaker 2: All right, because I feel like I know you pretty well.

1016
00:48:19,360 --> 00:48:20,840
Speaker 2: I'm gonna I'm gonna guess this.

1017
00:48:23,320 --> 00:48:25,200
Speaker 3: Win my respect.

1018
00:48:25,760 --> 00:48:28,000
Speaker 2: Wow, that's something I haven't added for nine and a

1019
00:48:28,040 --> 00:48:29,600
Speaker 2: half years.

1020
00:48:30,280 --> 00:48:31,279
Speaker 3: Rodney, danger for.

1021
00:48:31,280 --> 00:48:37,320
Speaker 2: You take my wife, please okay't take her. She's vacuuming

1022
00:48:37,360 --> 00:48:39,120
Speaker 2: with a new vacuum in the living room.

1023
00:48:39,400 --> 00:48:41,680
Speaker 3: Okay, this is how I've already told you.

1024
00:48:41,920 --> 00:48:42,200
Speaker 2: Okay.

1025
00:48:42,280 --> 00:48:44,520
Speaker 3: Number one this is from a listener named Meghan Gift.

1026
00:48:44,520 --> 00:48:45,080
Speaker 3: You're a curse.

1027
00:48:45,400 --> 00:48:48,359
Speaker 2: It's Meghan. See he says, Meghan. That's how you say

1028
00:48:48,680 --> 00:48:50,240
Speaker 2: name Meghan. It's an valum.

1029
00:48:50,320 --> 00:48:53,960
Speaker 3: That's you're going way too far in the Meghan, Meghan,

1030
00:48:54,080 --> 00:48:58,080
Speaker 3: Meghan in between. Well, go back and listen again.

1031
00:48:58,160 --> 00:49:01,720
Speaker 2: Push the fifteen second back button and you'll hear him say, Megan,

1032
00:49:02,080 --> 00:49:05,000
Speaker 2: it's not how you pronounce that name, But go ahead, please.

1033
00:49:06,840 --> 00:49:10,240
Speaker 3: Gift or a curse posing a question to yourself only

1034
00:49:10,360 --> 00:49:12,919
Speaker 3: to then go on to answer it. And then there's

1035
00:49:12,960 --> 00:49:15,239
Speaker 3: an example. It says, Meredith does this a lot in

1036
00:49:15,320 --> 00:49:18,560
Speaker 3: Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, which we watch love example.

1037
00:49:18,840 --> 00:49:21,440
Speaker 3: Do I trust Jen? No, of course I don't trust Jen.

1038
00:49:21,520 --> 00:49:23,840
Speaker 3: I need to see actions over time for that to happen.

1039
00:49:25,400 --> 00:49:28,480
Speaker 2: Oh, asking a question out loud to yourself.

1040
00:49:28,040 --> 00:49:30,280
Speaker 3: And then answering it saying oh, and this is interesting.

1041
00:49:30,840 --> 00:49:32,759
Speaker 3: This person says they just learned this as a type

1042
00:49:32,800 --> 00:49:38,440
Speaker 3: of speech pattern called hippophora, so that something hypophora, hypo

1043
00:49:38,560 --> 00:49:40,560
Speaker 3: hippo homophora.

1044
00:49:40,800 --> 00:49:46,000
Speaker 2: Okay, um, so what's the question again?

1045
00:49:47,680 --> 00:49:50,080
Speaker 3: Posing a question to yourself and then answering it. Am

1046
00:49:50,120 --> 00:49:52,320
Speaker 3: I having a horrible timeles gym here on the podcast?

1047
00:49:52,400 --> 00:49:53,080
Speaker 3: Of course I have.

1048
00:49:53,280 --> 00:49:56,120
Speaker 2: Oh, that's definitely a gift. You do this a lot

1049
00:49:56,120 --> 00:49:58,200
Speaker 2: in your scripts. I think I've read some of your

1050
00:49:58,239 --> 00:50:01,920
Speaker 2: pilots that you've done this with your you know, is

1051
00:50:01,960 --> 00:50:04,440
Speaker 2: the house about to fall down? Who can say if

1052
00:50:04,520 --> 00:50:09,319
Speaker 2: you love that, you love that, you love this phone hypophone, Well,

1053
00:50:09,360 --> 00:50:11,280
Speaker 2: I'll show you. It's one of yours that I probably

1054
00:50:11,280 --> 00:50:15,600
Speaker 2: contributed to for free. But I would say you definitely

1055
00:50:15,640 --> 00:50:17,880
Speaker 2: think this is a gift. And by the way, if

1056
00:50:17,920 --> 00:50:20,400
Speaker 2: any of the Salt Like housewives are listening, you got

1057
00:50:20,480 --> 00:50:22,160
Speaker 2: to come on the podcast, come on over.

1058
00:50:22,520 --> 00:50:24,200
Speaker 3: I think we tried to get Heather on because I

1059
00:50:24,239 --> 00:50:25,480
Speaker 3: know someone who knows Heather.

1060
00:50:25,440 --> 00:50:30,280
Speaker 2: And responds radio silence. Well, Meredith, I love Lisa Bila.

1061
00:50:30,560 --> 00:50:32,960
Speaker 3: I would have any of the gals on. It's an

1062
00:50:33,000 --> 00:50:34,439
Speaker 3: open invitation to the house.

1063
00:50:34,480 --> 00:50:37,160
Speaker 2: And Sean I have a little Instagram DM relationship.

1064
00:50:37,160 --> 00:50:39,719
Speaker 3: That's true. You were you were supporting Jen into the

1065
00:50:39,800 --> 00:50:41,960
Speaker 3: very end, which was so scary.

1066
00:50:42,040 --> 00:50:43,040
Speaker 2: We all make mistakes.

1067
00:50:43,080 --> 00:50:46,000
Speaker 3: You were only supporting her because she was messaging back

1068
00:50:46,040 --> 00:50:49,240
Speaker 3: to you. Some criminal develops a relationship with you, suddenly

1069
00:50:49,280 --> 00:50:49,760
Speaker 3: they're innocent.

1070
00:50:49,880 --> 00:50:52,200
Speaker 2: She's gone radio silence since going into the clink, and

1071
00:50:52,200 --> 00:50:54,200
Speaker 2: she's going to get back into in the clink, I hope.

1072
00:50:54,200 --> 00:50:56,080
Speaker 2: So when she gets out five.

1073
00:50:55,920 --> 00:50:58,759
Speaker 3: Years, well, you're right, it is a gift. See, I

1074
00:50:58,800 --> 00:51:02,520
Speaker 3: love that, I know, Meredith says Meredith. I'm completely on

1075
00:51:02,520 --> 00:51:03,000
Speaker 3: board with Mary.

1076
00:51:03,040 --> 00:51:05,000
Speaker 2: Remember when she what did she say?

1077
00:51:05,200 --> 00:51:10,680
Speaker 3: She was d the nastiness.

1078
00:51:10,800 --> 00:51:13,120
Speaker 2: Oh, we love them. Come on back, girl, it's going

1079
00:51:13,160 --> 00:51:13,960
Speaker 2: to be weird with that.

1080
00:51:13,960 --> 00:51:19,720
Speaker 3: That other lady, Monica. Monica and her mother Linda.

1081
00:51:19,440 --> 00:51:29,520
Speaker 2: Who is the person behind reality Reality Tease Reality.

1082
00:51:30,040 --> 00:51:32,200
Speaker 3: We have to minimize the housewives talk a lot of

1083
00:51:32,239 --> 00:51:35,080
Speaker 3: the time. I think, oh my god, the listener seventy

1084
00:51:35,440 --> 00:51:38,320
Speaker 3: percent of people don't care about this language.

1085
00:51:38,320 --> 00:51:38,520
Speaker 2: People.

1086
00:51:39,200 --> 00:51:41,880
Speaker 3: I just try to be aware of how much people

1087
00:51:41,920 --> 00:51:43,040
Speaker 3: want to hear about the house.

1088
00:51:43,120 --> 00:51:46,960
Speaker 2: The numbers for this episode are not exceptional. I'm going

1089
00:51:47,040 --> 00:51:49,359
Speaker 2: to be very upset, like I want them to be

1090
00:51:49,560 --> 00:51:53,040
Speaker 2: double whatever the numbers for Drew Carrey were.

1091
00:51:53,360 --> 00:51:55,600
Speaker 3: Every listener has got to recommend this to every single

1092
00:51:55,600 --> 00:51:56,399
Speaker 3: person in their life.

1093
00:51:56,560 --> 00:51:58,680
Speaker 2: I mean, what are you doing if you the only

1094
00:51:58,840 --> 00:52:02,840
Speaker 2: way to make me happy is for you to recommend

1095
00:52:02,840 --> 00:52:07,200
Speaker 2: this podcast to your friends, and specifically this episode, because

1096
00:52:07,239 --> 00:52:10,440
Speaker 2: you've never heard an episode of a podcast like this before.

1097
00:52:10,800 --> 00:52:13,000
Speaker 3: I really do have to again. I know I apologize

1098
00:52:13,000 --> 00:52:14,520
Speaker 3: about this at the beginning of the podcast, but I'm

1099
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Speaker 3: apologizing again. I do not like when a gay couple

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00:52:17,920 --> 00:52:23,200
Speaker 3: does anything. Just in general. I don't think gay couples

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Speaker 3: should be allowed to do things, but in public even

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00:52:26,160 --> 00:52:28,080
Speaker 3: more so when they you know, these I don't want

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00:52:28,080 --> 00:52:29,160
Speaker 3: to name any specific.

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Speaker 2: Marge Taylor Green to the podcast. I mean, Jesus Bridger.

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00:52:36,520 --> 00:52:41,760
Speaker 3: This is mind It very annoying when they're like these,

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00:52:42,000 --> 00:52:44,600
Speaker 3: these guys who have like a joint Instagram account and

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00:52:44,600 --> 00:52:47,520
Speaker 3: they're doing some annoying thing together. This is bordering on it,

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Speaker 3: and I want to I want the listener to know

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00:52:49,320 --> 00:52:50,680
Speaker 3: that this is as far.

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Speaker 2: As guests on your podcast because I am an extremely

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00:52:53,840 --> 00:52:57,239
Speaker 2: successful actor. That's the only reason I happen to live

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00:52:57,239 --> 00:53:01,120
Speaker 2: in the same house. But that's okay.

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Speaker 3: Number two, this is from a listener named Shane Shane

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00:53:04,800 --> 00:53:07,560
Speaker 3: Gift or a curse the seventh grade.

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Speaker 2: Hmm, Now, I pooped my pants in a basketball game

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00:53:12,040 --> 00:53:18,840
Speaker 2: on seventh grade, So for me. You know, I was

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00:53:18,920 --> 00:53:21,319
Speaker 2: forced to play all sports, even though all I wanted

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00:53:21,360 --> 00:53:23,600
Speaker 2: to do was play the piano, the clarinet and take

1119
00:53:23,680 --> 00:53:27,760
Speaker 2: tap class. But my dad, who is a very blue collar,

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00:53:27,840 --> 00:53:31,919
Speaker 2: wonderful guy, he forced me to play all sports. And

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00:53:32,239 --> 00:53:34,840
Speaker 2: basketball was one of those sports. And I wasn't feeling

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00:53:34,880 --> 00:53:36,719
Speaker 2: well and I was on the court. We're playing the

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Speaker 2: town next to us, and the stands were filled in

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00:53:39,040 --> 00:53:43,320
Speaker 2: the gymnasium. I'm wearing my little uniform, my little white shorts,

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Speaker 2: and the coach, mister Carroll, was very mean. He was mean.

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Speaker 2: He was yelling smogola, smogola, and my stomach was churning, churning, smogola.

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00:53:53,239 --> 00:53:56,279
Speaker 2: Hands up on defense, hands up on defense. And I

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00:53:56,320 --> 00:53:59,680
Speaker 2: could never remember if defense was when you had the

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00:53:59,719 --> 00:54:03,000
Speaker 2: ball or defense when was when you didn't have the ball.

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Speaker 2: I couldn't remember. So I just had my hands up

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00:54:05,880 --> 00:54:10,000
Speaker 2: for the whole game. And then as we're getting close

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00:54:10,040 --> 00:54:13,760
Speaker 2: to halftime, he's saying, I put my hands down because

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00:54:13,760 --> 00:54:16,200
Speaker 2: it gets tiring keeping your hands up, you know, for

1134
00:54:16,239 --> 00:54:19,960
Speaker 2: an entire thing, and he's yelling again, smogola. What did

1135
00:54:19,960 --> 00:54:23,400
Speaker 2: I say, smagola? Hands up? And I put my hands

1136
00:54:23,480 --> 00:54:25,240
Speaker 2: up and I put my hands up and I stretched

1137
00:54:25,280 --> 00:54:28,520
Speaker 2: them into the air and I just pooped my pants.

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00:54:29,960 --> 00:54:34,040
Speaker 2: I just center court stop. I bent my knees and

1139
00:54:34,120 --> 00:54:40,120
Speaker 2: it all just came streaming out into my white shorts.

1140
00:54:40,239 --> 00:54:44,360
Speaker 2: I ran out of the gym. I ran all the

1141
00:54:44,360 --> 00:54:47,680
Speaker 2: way home to my mom. I rang the front doorbell

1142
00:54:47,760 --> 00:54:50,600
Speaker 2: and she was like, what are you doing? And she

1143
00:54:50,680 --> 00:54:51,719
Speaker 2: saw me, and she goes.

1144
00:54:51,719 --> 00:54:55,200
Speaker 5: Going that back and take it off and use the house.

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00:54:55,320 --> 00:55:00,200
Speaker 2: Do not come into the house. So I hosed myself

1146
00:55:00,040 --> 00:55:04,760
Speaker 2: off naked in the backyard. She brought me a towel,

1147
00:55:06,000 --> 00:55:09,040
Speaker 2: and I think I probably resigned from the basketball.

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Speaker 3: Do other people know what had happened?

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00:55:10,880 --> 00:55:11,840
Speaker 2: Oh? Yeah, of course.

1150
00:55:12,080 --> 00:55:16,200
Speaker 3: What were the people not know? Well, maybe we're strong.

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00:55:16,239 --> 00:55:20,760
Speaker 2: There were no repercussions. Everybody was silent about it.

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00:55:21,680 --> 00:55:23,919
Speaker 3: That's almost worse. Actually we went on with you almost

1153
00:55:23,920 --> 00:55:25,960
Speaker 3: want people to comment and just get it out there.

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00:55:26,080 --> 00:55:29,399
Speaker 2: No, no, it's just this. I may the next day

1155
00:55:29,400 --> 00:55:34,279
Speaker 2: off of school, and that's heartbreaking. So seventh grade for

1156
00:55:34,320 --> 00:55:38,560
Speaker 2: me was a curse. But I hmm, it's a toss

1157
00:55:38,600 --> 00:55:40,400
Speaker 2: up because I got to get into your little brain.

1158
00:55:41,880 --> 00:55:44,920
Speaker 2: I would imagine you would also say seventh grade is

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00:55:44,960 --> 00:55:45,400
Speaker 2: a curse.

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Speaker 3: You're correct, for me to argue that it's easily. I

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00:55:54,719 --> 00:55:57,880
Speaker 3: think it is easily the worst possible grade you. I mean,

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Speaker 3: I think it depends though, because for me, sixth grade

1163
00:56:01,480 --> 00:56:03,279
Speaker 3: was the end of elementary school. Seventh grade was the

1164
00:56:03,280 --> 00:56:05,719
Speaker 3: beginning of middle school. So you went from being the

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00:56:05,800 --> 00:56:08,880
Speaker 3: king of the school to being in this weird stage

1166
00:56:08,880 --> 00:56:14,520
Speaker 3: of puberty. I had braces, you know. I was so small.

1167
00:56:15,239 --> 00:56:18,760
Speaker 3: You're small, You're figuring things out. It's a horrible time.

1168
00:56:19,160 --> 00:56:21,720
Speaker 3: I don't remember anything good happening in the seventh grade.

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Speaker 2: I had a great teacher. We did a lot of math,

1170
00:56:25,160 --> 00:56:27,680
Speaker 2: and I ship my pants to the center court in

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Speaker 2: the basketball game.

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Speaker 3: Okay, it's a curse. Curse, Okay, so you've gotten two rights.

1173
00:56:32,560 --> 00:56:35,919
Speaker 3: Frank God, I was hoping this would go a different way,

1174
00:56:36,080 --> 00:56:40,920
Speaker 3: so rude. Finally this is true, no respect. Finally. A

1175
00:56:40,920 --> 00:56:45,320
Speaker 3: listener named Stephanie has suggested gift or a curse finger

1176
00:56:45,400 --> 00:56:48,800
Speaker 3: writing on a dirty car windshield. Are you familiar with this?

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00:56:49,280 --> 00:56:54,440
Speaker 2: Of course? Wash me with the little sad face. Oh wow,

1178
00:56:54,560 --> 00:56:58,160
Speaker 2: you're so clever. No one's ever done that before. I'm

1179
00:56:58,200 --> 00:57:02,279
Speaker 2: going curse just out of my own East Coast genetically

1180
00:57:02,360 --> 00:57:10,239
Speaker 2: wired anger, wash me sad things. Wow, you should be

1181
00:57:10,280 --> 00:57:14,719
Speaker 2: a writer. You're so funny. Yeah right, wash me on

1182
00:57:14,760 --> 00:57:17,880
Speaker 2: somebody's dirty car. Maybe they're trying to save the environment.

1183
00:57:18,040 --> 00:57:20,400
Speaker 2: Anybody ever say think about that instead of going and

1184
00:57:20,480 --> 00:57:21,439
Speaker 2: get your car washed.

1185
00:57:21,480 --> 00:57:22,479
Speaker 3: Every car washed.

1186
00:57:23,000 --> 00:57:24,960
Speaker 2: I love a car wash, but you know what I

1187
00:57:24,960 --> 00:57:27,480
Speaker 2: don't like. I don't like the car washes where you

1188
00:57:27,560 --> 00:57:29,680
Speaker 2: go through it and you have to vacuum your own car.

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00:57:29,840 --> 00:57:31,840
Speaker 2: That's what I go to, I know, and that's what

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00:57:32,000 --> 00:57:33,880
Speaker 2: you recommend it to me. And suddenly on my hands

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00:57:33,920 --> 00:57:36,360
Speaker 2: and knees to I don't need to pay to use

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00:57:36,400 --> 00:57:38,120
Speaker 2: a vacuum. I want to stay.

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00:57:38,200 --> 00:57:40,520
Speaker 3: I don't pay car. I pay nine dollars for the

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00:57:40,560 --> 00:57:41,200
Speaker 3: basic wash.

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00:57:41,240 --> 00:57:41,880
Speaker 2: It's ridiculous.

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00:57:41,920 --> 00:57:43,320
Speaker 3: And then I get free vacuum use.

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00:57:43,840 --> 00:57:46,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, I have a we have a vacuum right here.

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00:57:46,480 --> 00:57:47,800
Speaker 3: I'm not vacuuming the car with the house.

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Speaker 2: Well, we can use the old vacuum. It works so well.

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00:57:50,440 --> 00:57:52,680
Speaker 2: We can keep the old vacuum outside for cars and

1201
00:57:52,840 --> 00:57:54,360
Speaker 2: keep the new vacuum inside for the.

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00:57:54,320 --> 00:57:56,000
Speaker 3: Floor vacuum just sitting in the front.

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00:57:56,240 --> 00:57:59,240
Speaker 2: My point is, I don't want to do anything. I

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00:57:59,280 --> 00:58:02,480
Speaker 2: want to give you the keys and in fifteen minutes

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00:58:02,600 --> 00:58:05,760
Speaker 2: I want to get into my beautiful, clean car.

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Speaker 3: How much does that cost?

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00:58:07,120 --> 00:58:09,840
Speaker 2: I think it's fourteen ninety nine. You go to the

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00:58:09,840 --> 00:58:13,720
Speaker 2: Early Bird Special in Glendale. It's great. My answer to

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00:58:13,760 --> 00:58:15,959
Speaker 2: you is, curse.

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00:58:17,360 --> 00:58:21,640
Speaker 3: Well, Jim, you're wrong. It's a gift. It's a little

1211
00:58:21,720 --> 00:58:26,360
Speaker 3: nice thing you can do. You're making lemonade out of lemons.

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00:58:26,600 --> 00:58:28,760
Speaker 3: There's the dirty windshield. What else are you gonna do

1213
00:58:28,800 --> 00:58:30,760
Speaker 3: with it? It's a nice little opportunity to play with

1214
00:58:30,800 --> 00:58:33,720
Speaker 3: the windshields that I can tell you're furious.

1215
00:58:33,880 --> 00:58:35,640
Speaker 2: Have you done that in your life?

1216
00:58:36,080 --> 00:58:36,960
Speaker 3: I've never done it.

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00:58:37,000 --> 00:58:37,920
Speaker 5: You right wash me.

1218
00:58:38,160 --> 00:58:39,120
Speaker 3: I've never done it.

1219
00:58:39,720 --> 00:58:46,000
Speaker 5: Look at this, mom, I'm gonna put wash me. I'm hysteric.

1220
00:58:46,360 --> 00:58:49,880
Speaker 3: I've never met in the world. I've never done it.

1221
00:58:50,440 --> 00:58:50,800
Speaker 1: But I.

1222
00:58:52,520 --> 00:58:57,200
Speaker 2: So irritating. Literally, what's more irritating than a person who

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00:58:57,280 --> 00:59:01,280
Speaker 2: would right wash me on a dirty windshield? Get a life,

1224
00:59:01,680 --> 00:59:02,400
Speaker 2: get a clue.

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00:59:02,480 --> 00:59:04,080
Speaker 3: Well, you don't have to write wash me. You can

1226
00:59:04,120 --> 00:59:05,240
Speaker 3: write a threat. What are you?

1227
00:59:05,880 --> 00:59:06,480
Speaker 2: Whatever?

1228
00:59:06,560 --> 00:59:09,040
Speaker 3: You want the serious message?

1229
00:59:09,600 --> 00:59:13,200
Speaker 2: Give me a break, Leave people alone, Leave their cars alone.

1230
00:59:13,360 --> 00:59:17,080
Speaker 2: It's a federal offense to defame. Somebody.

1231
00:59:17,120 --> 00:59:18,880
Speaker 3: Didn't win the game. You got two out of three?

1232
00:59:19,560 --> 00:59:23,200
Speaker 2: Well, I think you changed that last answer or not.

1233
00:59:23,520 --> 00:59:25,040
Speaker 3: No one will ever know.

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00:59:25,200 --> 00:59:28,880
Speaker 2: O interesting, I've poked a hole in gift or a curse.

1235
00:59:29,880 --> 00:59:31,959
Speaker 2: I will not. I wonder if this will actually air.

1236
00:59:32,080 --> 00:59:33,840
Speaker 2: You're probably you're probably.

1237
00:59:33,520 --> 00:59:37,080
Speaker 3: Debating that may we may need to delete.

1238
00:59:37,240 --> 00:59:39,800
Speaker 2: This might just be a friends and family episode if

1239
00:59:39,800 --> 00:59:43,480
Speaker 2: people come over. You know, I'm not that comfortable with

1240
00:59:43,520 --> 00:59:47,080
Speaker 2: what I've said today. Either. This is that release that

1241
00:59:47,120 --> 00:59:49,480
Speaker 2: I signed? Is that etched in stone? Can I get

1242
00:59:49,480 --> 00:59:49,800
Speaker 2: out of that?

1243
00:59:49,920 --> 00:59:50,640
Speaker 3: You cannot get out?

1244
00:59:50,640 --> 00:59:51,000
Speaker 2: All right?

1245
00:59:51,040 --> 00:59:54,240
Speaker 3: We can do whatever we want with the audio. This

1246
00:59:54,320 --> 00:59:57,120
Speaker 3: is the final segment of the podcast. It's called I

1247
00:59:57,160 --> 01:00:00,240
Speaker 3: said no emails people write. I said no gift, said

1248
01:00:00,280 --> 01:00:00,880
Speaker 3: Gmail dot.

1249
01:00:01,040 --> 01:00:02,360
Speaker 2: I said no gifts at Gmail.

1250
01:00:02,440 --> 01:00:04,800
Speaker 3: Now you're acting like you've never listened to the truly

1251
01:00:04,840 --> 01:00:05,479
Speaker 3: happen part.

1252
01:00:05,480 --> 01:00:08,560
Speaker 2: The listener questions Maria Bamford didn't even know she had

1253
01:00:08,560 --> 01:00:09,800
Speaker 2: to do that. She was ready to leave and you

1254
01:00:09,880 --> 01:00:12,080
Speaker 2: begged her to stay. She said this has been great,

1255
01:00:12,080 --> 01:00:13,640
Speaker 2: and you were like, no, no, no, and she goes,

1256
01:00:13,680 --> 01:00:17,440
Speaker 2: oh god, I'm exhausted. I listened to all the episodes.

1257
01:00:18,360 --> 01:00:19,400
Speaker 3: You listen to one.

1258
01:00:19,840 --> 01:00:20,479
Speaker 2: It's not true.

1259
01:00:20,640 --> 01:00:22,720
Speaker 3: No, that's you have listened to a lot you I'll

1260
01:00:22,760 --> 01:00:23,800
Speaker 3: give you you.

1261
01:00:23,800 --> 01:00:26,400
Speaker 2: Know how many season two baby Mouth episodes. He's listened

1262
01:00:26,440 --> 01:00:26,960
Speaker 2: to zero.

1263
01:00:27,240 --> 01:00:31,240
Speaker 3: The amount of self promotion that's happening baby Mouth unprecedented.

1264
01:00:31,960 --> 01:00:35,400
Speaker 3: They're right into the email address begging for answers. Will

1265
01:00:35,400 --> 01:00:36,400
Speaker 3: you hope me answer a question?

1266
01:00:36,440 --> 01:00:36,760
Speaker 2: Please?

1267
01:00:36,840 --> 01:00:40,400
Speaker 3: I'd love to this, says dear Bridger, an illustrious guest.

1268
01:00:40,440 --> 01:00:42,680
Speaker 2: Oh I am. It means I'm lit up.

1269
01:00:42,880 --> 01:00:46,160
Speaker 3: I need your help. Oh boy, my lifelong best friend

1270
01:00:46,200 --> 01:00:49,240
Speaker 3: is getting married in a small ceremony in a few weeks,

1271
01:00:49,280 --> 01:00:51,760
Speaker 3: and I have and I've been procrastinating buying the gift

1272
01:00:51,800 --> 01:00:52,800
Speaker 3: for over a year.

1273
01:00:53,000 --> 01:00:53,480
Speaker 2: Oh.

1274
01:00:53,520 --> 01:00:56,920
Speaker 3: My friend is extremely thoughtful and always gives the perfect

1275
01:00:56,960 --> 01:01:00,480
Speaker 3: gift for every occasion. I also adore her husband to be.

1276
01:01:01,000 --> 01:01:03,760
Speaker 3: He is hilarious and charming and perfect for her.

1277
01:01:03,920 --> 01:01:05,400
Speaker 2: Hmm okay.

1278
01:01:05,960 --> 01:01:08,760
Speaker 3: They both love to travel and enjoy the finer things

1279
01:01:08,800 --> 01:01:11,600
Speaker 3: in life, and recently moved from San Diego to take

1280
01:01:11,640 --> 01:01:15,520
Speaker 3: over her grandmother's vacation rental business in Vermont. I need

1281
01:01:15,560 --> 01:01:19,840
Speaker 3: a gift that is personal, thoughtful, and meaningful. It are

1282
01:01:19,960 --> 01:01:23,200
Speaker 3: all essentially the same thing in the two hundred dollars range.

1283
01:01:23,480 --> 01:01:25,680
Speaker 3: I am at a loss and am counting on you

1284
01:01:25,720 --> 01:01:29,080
Speaker 3: to help me not let them down forever indebted just

1285
01:01:29,080 --> 01:01:34,440
Speaker 3: signed r R Echa Randy Rudolph.

1286
01:01:33,840 --> 01:01:36,520
Speaker 2: Great the Red Nose Reindeer.

1287
01:01:36,640 --> 01:01:39,280
Speaker 3: Okay, so I think it's a little obvious that she's

1288
01:01:39,280 --> 01:01:43,320
Speaker 3: in love with the now husband. I think, yeah, we

1289
01:01:43,400 --> 01:01:45,000
Speaker 3: almost just have to put that aside. It's such a

1290
01:01:45,240 --> 01:01:46,320
Speaker 3: clearly what's going on.

1291
01:01:46,280 --> 01:01:47,240
Speaker 2: We don't want to talk about that.

1292
01:01:47,400 --> 01:01:50,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, so we have to just assume that she's not

1293
01:01:50,040 --> 01:01:52,480
Speaker 3: trying to break up this marriage, that she wants it

1294
01:01:52,520 --> 01:01:55,160
Speaker 3: to keep going. She's not jealous of her friend, and

1295
01:01:55,200 --> 01:01:58,000
Speaker 3: that's why she's been putting off this painful decision. Yes,

1296
01:01:58,640 --> 01:02:03,200
Speaker 3: she's been actual thinking thoughtfully about these people who are

1297
01:02:03,200 --> 01:02:08,040
Speaker 3: moving from San Diego to Vermont to well, heavy coat aggressive?

1298
01:02:08,200 --> 01:02:12,040
Speaker 3: What is that? A hostile takeover of the grandma's rental?

1299
01:02:12,160 --> 01:02:15,960
Speaker 2: Hostile takeover a heavy coat would be good for him

1300
01:02:16,000 --> 01:02:19,640
Speaker 2: because they're gone from San Diego to fucking Vermont. I

1301
01:02:19,920 --> 01:02:22,400
Speaker 2: would you know? I have to say, as you read

1302
01:02:22,400 --> 01:02:24,720
Speaker 2: this to me, I thought to myself, some of the

1303
01:02:24,760 --> 01:02:27,640
Speaker 2: best gifts I've ever gotten were those that were made

1304
01:02:27,800 --> 01:02:31,200
Speaker 2: for me by somebody. So why don't you make I mean,

1305
01:02:31,240 --> 01:02:33,920
Speaker 2: if they're crafty, if the letter are is crafty.

1306
01:02:34,360 --> 01:02:35,800
Speaker 3: I've made a lot of gifts for you.

1307
01:02:35,560 --> 01:02:39,760
Speaker 2: You you are. I have to tell the listener, you

1308
01:02:39,840 --> 01:02:44,120
Speaker 2: are a wonderful gift giver. You're so thoughtful. You have

1309
01:02:44,280 --> 01:02:48,040
Speaker 2: given me so many wonderful gifts that just they they

1310
01:02:48,160 --> 01:02:52,000
Speaker 2: You really are a great gift giver. It's probably the

1311
01:02:52,000 --> 01:02:53,080
Speaker 2: best thing that you do.

1312
01:02:53,440 --> 01:02:54,320
Speaker 3: It's a pretty good thing.

1313
01:02:54,360 --> 01:02:59,240
Speaker 2: It's a great thing, very thoughtful, very very personal and

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Speaker 2: fun gifts. But I think if you can make them

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Speaker 2: something to put up in the Airbnb. What are they

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Speaker 2: doing about ben.

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Speaker 3: Hundred dollar picture of San Diego?

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Speaker 2: Oh that's nice.

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01:03:12,720 --> 01:03:13,919
Speaker 3: Everyone wants a picture of sand.

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Speaker 2: A little something with some sand from San Diego. Glue

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Speaker 2: some sand onto a piece of cardboard. I have no idea.

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Speaker 2: I'm the worst gift giver in the world. I don't

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01:03:23,960 --> 01:03:26,840
Speaker 2: know what you do. I don't sleep with the husband,

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Speaker 2: which is what it sounds like.

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Speaker 3: You wanted, gunning for him. She's gonna rent one of

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Speaker 3: these property.

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Speaker 2: I want to do is sleep with the guy.

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Speaker 3: She's renting one of grandma's properties and inviting the husband.

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Speaker 2: Let's not do that.

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Speaker 3: Oh, the shower's not working, can you fix it?

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Speaker 2: Or alive?

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Speaker 3: That is grandma?

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01:03:42,600 --> 01:03:44,320
Speaker 2: Grandma's retiring or she retired.

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Speaker 3: Sounds like grandma's out of the game, but we.

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01:03:46,520 --> 01:03:48,680
Speaker 2: Don't know if she's out of the game or if she's.

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Speaker 3: Out of the Let's assume grandma has moved on to

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Speaker 3: another career.

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Speaker 2: Which could be in heaven.

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01:03:55,960 --> 01:03:58,400
Speaker 3: If this person's grandma actually died, this is going to

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Speaker 3: be leaking.

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Speaker 2: Were of the Vermont couple whose grandma's died?

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Speaker 3: Of the numbers? The Vermont numbers for I reading comprehension

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01:04:10,320 --> 01:04:11,240
Speaker 3: is very there's no.

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01:04:11,200 --> 01:04:14,760
Speaker 2: Listeners in Vermont. They're too busy tapping those trees to

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01:04:14,800 --> 01:04:18,560
Speaker 2: get some maple syrup to send on down for some

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01:04:18,680 --> 01:04:21,360
Speaker 2: pancakes and some extra crispy baking.

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Speaker 3: Do you know what would be a good gift is

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Speaker 3: a tortilla maker, because they're going to get to Vermont

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01:04:26,680 --> 01:04:29,800
Speaker 3: and want Mexican food, and I guarantee there's not a

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Speaker 3: lot of good Mexican.

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Speaker 2: That's great, that's a great, great idea.

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01:04:33,760 --> 01:04:37,160
Speaker 3: And you could get two different types of tortilla makers,

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01:04:37,160 --> 01:04:38,880
Speaker 3: one for corn tortillas and one for flour.

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Speaker 2: Were making flower remember no flower, Sonora, flowers, Sonora, you know,

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01:04:45,440 --> 01:04:48,280
Speaker 2: like to make a really authentic tortilla. You were making

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01:04:48,320 --> 01:04:51,440
Speaker 2: tortillas during the They were very good. He was making

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01:04:52,000 --> 01:04:57,400
Speaker 2: all different kinds of tacos, but it was all with

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01:04:57,720 --> 01:05:00,680
Speaker 2: the same meat. The meatballs.

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01:05:01,040 --> 01:05:03,120
Speaker 3: The tacos were not part of the meatballs I made.

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01:05:03,400 --> 01:05:07,120
Speaker 2: I created a song. It's the same turkey meatballs with

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01:05:07,240 --> 01:05:14,400
Speaker 2: different sauce. I mean, balls will blow your meatballs every night.

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01:05:16,320 --> 01:05:18,440
Speaker 2: Every night was a different meatball, but it was the

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01:05:18,480 --> 01:05:24,640
Speaker 2: same ball, just a little different sauce to Japanese meatballs.

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01:05:24,640 --> 01:05:28,880
Speaker 2: Same ball, a little twist on the sauce. Same turkey

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01:05:28,880 --> 01:05:32,840
Speaker 2: meatballs with different sauce. My meatballs will blow your mind.

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Speaker 2: Those are my lyrics, copyright myself. Don't steal them.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I think we answered the question first. I think

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Speaker 3: make them something, make something of San Diego.

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Speaker 2: And put a little sand from the beach on there.

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Speaker 2: But a tortilla maker is a great idea, because you're right,

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Speaker 2: if they like mex maybe they hate Mexican foods food

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01:06:00,560 --> 01:06:04,040
Speaker 2: every single meal, breakfast, lunch, and dinner. But some people

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01:06:04,120 --> 01:06:05,760
Speaker 2: might might not like Mexican food.

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Speaker 3: So I think that's a very rare type of person.

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01:06:08,240 --> 01:06:09,400
Speaker 2: I didn't eat Mexican food.

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01:06:09,440 --> 01:06:11,760
Speaker 3: You didn't eat it, But that doesn't mean I like

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01:06:11,800 --> 01:06:13,800
Speaker 3: it love it. Everyone likes Mexican.

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01:06:13,520 --> 01:06:17,120
Speaker 2: Bean and cheese burrito Mexican food's delicious, so good.

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01:06:17,280 --> 01:06:20,080
Speaker 3: So the tortilla maker is what our should send along

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01:06:20,920 --> 01:06:23,600
Speaker 3: and uh, you know, kind of how much pull them

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01:06:23,640 --> 01:06:26,640
Speaker 3: into get some nice ones go to Williams Sonoma two.

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Speaker 3: I don't know how I feel like a tortilla maker.

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01:06:29,960 --> 01:06:31,640
Speaker 2: Is not that except seventy five bucks.

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01:06:31,800 --> 01:06:35,720
Speaker 3: No, I mean, they're kind of just very simple tools.

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01:06:36,560 --> 01:06:40,240
Speaker 3: I don't know. All right, maybe a gift card to

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01:06:40,320 --> 01:06:40,920
Speaker 3: go along.

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Speaker 2: With Oh, a tortilla maker and a gift card. That's fine.

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01:06:45,400 --> 01:06:47,920
Speaker 3: We answered the question part, did we absolutely?

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Speaker 2: I don't feel like I really I did.

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01:06:49,840 --> 01:06:51,280
Speaker 3: I think I'll take all of the credit.

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01:06:51,440 --> 01:06:53,360
Speaker 2: Well, are we going to go open this vacuum? Oh

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01:06:53,400 --> 01:06:56,640
Speaker 2: my god, I can't wait to start it up. I

1393
01:06:56,680 --> 01:06:59,360
Speaker 2: can't wait to see your little hands on it, damn

1394
01:07:00,120 --> 01:07:05,320
Speaker 2: sucking everything. Sure, Jim, you were right. It's wonderful. Look

1395
01:07:05,360 --> 01:07:07,600
Speaker 2: for the picture of Marie and Mariska.

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01:07:07,720 --> 01:07:11,160
Speaker 3: There is not coming to look.

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01:07:11,000 --> 01:07:13,520
Speaker 2: For the picture of me and Marisco Hargatee on the grid.

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01:07:14,000 --> 01:07:15,919
Speaker 2: On the I said no gifts Instagra. If you don't

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01:07:15,920 --> 01:07:17,920
Speaker 2: follow the I said no gifts Instagram, now is the

1400
01:07:17,920 --> 01:07:22,800
Speaker 2: time push a little button and wonderful. You do a

1401
01:07:22,800 --> 01:07:25,280
Speaker 2: lot of polls on it, but look for me and

1402
01:07:25,400 --> 01:07:29,520
Speaker 2: Mariska on the grid and I said, no gifts. She's

1403
01:07:29,560 --> 01:07:33,080
Speaker 2: a wonderful person. Mariska please come on the podcast, and

1404
01:07:33,080 --> 01:07:35,840
Speaker 2: if she does, I want to be on the podcast

1405
01:07:35,880 --> 01:07:37,600
Speaker 2: to that day. Can I come back as.

1406
01:07:37,440 --> 01:07:40,040
Speaker 3: A returning Maybe we'll wait four years.

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01:07:40,680 --> 01:07:43,080
Speaker 2: We got to reach out to Mariska. We'll see she

1408
01:07:43,200 --> 01:07:46,160
Speaker 2: loves me. Jim Bridge or I don't even know if

1409
01:07:47,040 --> 01:07:48,480
Speaker 2: podcast is it a good episode?

1410
01:07:48,520 --> 01:07:50,680
Speaker 3: We'll have onalas give a nice objective answer.

1411
01:07:50,760 --> 01:07:53,080
Speaker 2: I'm worried on Aalise, what what do you think? Because

1412
01:07:53,080 --> 01:07:54,560
Speaker 2: I feel like I was boring.

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01:07:55,080 --> 01:07:56,520
Speaker 6: Well, first of all, I want to say personally, I

1414
01:07:56,520 --> 01:07:58,440
Speaker 6: don't think I've ever laughed so hard. But I'm also

1415
01:07:59,800 --> 01:08:02,200
Speaker 6: the very concerned about what happens after.

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01:08:02,040 --> 01:08:02,840
Speaker 2: I leave.

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01:08:05,040 --> 01:08:07,680
Speaker 3: On the spot. Again, it doesn't matter what they actually

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01:08:07,720 --> 01:08:09,640
Speaker 3: think because they can't say the more.

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01:08:09,560 --> 01:08:12,080
Speaker 2: Notes coming here come the notes. I mean, I get

1420
01:08:12,120 --> 01:08:16,200
Speaker 2: notes from Bridger after dinner with friends. Sometimes the car

1421
01:08:16,360 --> 01:08:18,800
Speaker 2: door will close and he goes. Jim, you know when

1422
01:08:18,840 --> 01:08:24,400
Speaker 2: you ask Marie because sometimes say that I'm not offensive.

1423
01:08:24,479 --> 01:08:26,040
Speaker 2: I just have no filter.

1424
01:08:26,520 --> 01:08:27,920
Speaker 3: Yeah, sometimes you have to pull back.

1425
01:08:27,960 --> 01:08:30,080
Speaker 2: Sometimes I don't think about what I say, but I

1426
01:08:30,120 --> 01:08:32,680
Speaker 2: would say in general, A lot of people love me.

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01:08:33,160 --> 01:08:35,559
Speaker 3: People love me, yeah, and I want them to continue

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01:08:35,600 --> 01:08:36,160
Speaker 3: loving and.

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01:08:36,120 --> 01:08:38,559
Speaker 2: They do well. I'm forty eight years old and I

1430
01:08:38,680 --> 01:08:41,040
Speaker 2: make friends. Every day I make a new friend. I

1431
01:08:41,080 --> 01:08:43,679
Speaker 2: can't I can't get rid of people. I just keep

1432
01:08:43,720 --> 01:08:47,880
Speaker 2: amassing friends. So you're the only person that has a

1433
01:08:47,920 --> 01:08:51,120
Speaker 2: problem with me in the world. Everyone else A door

1434
01:08:51,120 --> 01:08:53,040
Speaker 2: on a leash. Do you adore me? You would say,

1435
01:08:53,040 --> 01:08:55,080
Speaker 2: the world again? A door?

1436
01:08:55,120 --> 01:08:57,760
Speaker 3: A door? This is making me say, do me, Jim.

1437
01:08:57,760 --> 01:08:58,880
Speaker 3: The podcast is over.

1438
01:08:59,040 --> 01:09:02,120
Speaker 2: Oh, thank you for getting so much more to say.

1439
01:09:02,360 --> 01:09:04,080
Speaker 2: Thank you for being here, Risca.

1440
01:09:05,080 --> 01:09:07,559
Speaker 3: We truly have to respect the listener's time.

1441
01:09:08,000 --> 01:09:10,800
Speaker 2: Listener, I love you for the vacuum. Oh, I hope.

1442
01:09:10,840 --> 01:09:13,120
Speaker 2: Thank you for saying thank you, Thank you for being

1443
01:09:13,160 --> 01:09:15,840
Speaker 2: good for you to say that it's been a time.

1444
01:09:16,600 --> 01:09:19,599
Speaker 2: This really was the day, the day I've been waiting

1445
01:09:19,680 --> 01:09:20,880
Speaker 2: for for four years.

1446
01:09:21,280 --> 01:09:24,120
Speaker 3: Could you sing a really high note? No, just sing

1447
01:09:24,160 --> 01:09:26,120
Speaker 3: a decent note. Let's hear your voice.

1448
01:09:27,040 --> 01:09:27,840
Speaker 2: What should I sing?

1449
01:09:27,960 --> 01:09:29,680
Speaker 3: I don't know. Just you can't sing a copyright and

1450
01:09:29,760 --> 01:09:35,519
Speaker 3: Sunny's over, It's time to call. Is that a real song?

1451
01:09:35,600 --> 01:09:38,280
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's from bells are Ringing. Look at it.

1452
01:09:38,439 --> 01:09:39,720
Speaker 3: You might be able to put that on if we

1453
01:09:39,800 --> 01:09:40,479
Speaker 3: comment on it.

1454
01:09:40,560 --> 01:09:43,240
Speaker 2: Oh, it's only four bars, bells are ringing, people are

1455
01:09:43,240 --> 01:09:44,920
Speaker 2: not coming after you. They're all dead. It was written

1456
01:09:44,920 --> 01:09:49,679
Speaker 2: in like nineteen forty. Love you, listener, listener, Riska.

1457
01:09:50,040 --> 01:09:55,680
Speaker 3: The podcast is mercifully over. We're releasing you. Get on

1458
01:09:55,800 --> 01:09:59,080
Speaker 3: with your day, try to recover and heal from whatever

1459
01:09:59,120 --> 01:10:08,200
Speaker 3: you've just been through. I love you, goodbye. I said,

1460
01:10:08,200 --> 01:10:11,439
Speaker 3: No Gifts is an exactly right production. It's produced by

1461
01:10:11,479 --> 01:10:14,680
Speaker 3: our dear friend Analise Nelson, and it's beautifully mixed by

1462
01:10:14,680 --> 01:10:17,879
Speaker 3: Ben Holliday. And we couldn't do it without our guest booker,

1463
01:10:18,040 --> 01:10:22,320
Speaker 3: Patrick Kottner. The theme song, of course, could only come

1464
01:10:22,320 --> 01:10:26,360
Speaker 3: from miracle worker Amy Mann. You must follow the show

1465
01:10:26,479 --> 01:10:29,000
Speaker 3: on Instagram at I said no gifts. I don't want

1466
01:10:29,000 --> 01:10:31,240
Speaker 3: to hear any excuses. That's where you get to see

1467
01:10:31,280 --> 01:10:33,720
Speaker 3: pictures of all these gorgeous gifts I'm getting. And don't

1468
01:10:33,720 --> 01:10:35,120
Speaker 3: you want to see pictures of the gifts?

1469
01:10:37,080 --> 01:10:44,040
Speaker 1: And I invit, did you hear? Funa man myself perfectly clear,

1470
01:10:45,360 --> 01:10:51,840
Speaker 1: But you're a guess to you gotta come to me empty.

1471
01:10:52,240 --> 01:10:59,600
Speaker 1: And I said, no gifts, your presences presence And I

1472
01:11:00,280 --> 01:11:04,800
Speaker 1: already had too much stuff, So how do you dare

1473
01:11:04,960 --> 01:11:06,560
Speaker 1: to surbey me?