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Speaker 1: All right, let's talk about a couple of things. So

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Speaker 1: I talked to David Spade. But I just have gotten

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Speaker 1: to know David since doing Snake Oil with him, and

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Speaker 1: I really like the guy for ten different reasons. So

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Speaker 1: I did this show Snake Oil. Jill Fritzo, my publicist,

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Speaker 1: suggested that I do it. She said, I never want

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Speaker 1: to do anything, and she was like, it's Fox and

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Speaker 1: it's great. And Fox has asked me to do things

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Speaker 1: before and I like working with them, and they wanted

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Speaker 1: me to do the masked Singer, which I didn't want

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Speaker 1: to do, and that's a whole other story. They really

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Speaker 1: wanted me to do it, like they I don't want

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Speaker 1: to screw it up for talent where they're going to

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Speaker 1: ask for things they shouldn't ask for. But they were

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Speaker 1: kind of throwing good things at me to do it.

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Speaker 1: But what good am I like with a big mask

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Speaker 1: on and you don't know who I am. I mean,

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Speaker 1: I'm pretty out there about who I am. So Jill

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Speaker 1: was like, you should do it, and then I said,

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Speaker 1: if I'm going to, I have to utilize the time wisely.

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Speaker 1: So I've got to do two episodes in that day.

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Speaker 1: And as it got closer. I was like, what am

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Speaker 1: I doing. I'm doing a game show, Like, oh my god.

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Speaker 1: And I get on and you know, it's very big

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Speaker 1: and like studio and lights, and I'm thinking, I'm not

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Speaker 1: that person. I'm not that big studio lights person that

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Speaker 1: I've tried to be. And I start the show and

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Speaker 1: I meet David, and I get out of my haze

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Speaker 1: pretty soon, and I'm like, this show is actually pretty funny,

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Speaker 1: and it's actually pretty good, and I kind of like

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Speaker 1: this guy, David, and I'm liking this experience. And it

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Speaker 1: starts to I do the first show and by the

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Speaker 1: second show, this is like the greatest day of my life.

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Speaker 1: And you saw the episode with the woman. If you

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Speaker 1: watched otherwise, you should where I help this woman make

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Speaker 1: two hundred and twenty thousand dollars. And also I'm the

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Speaker 1: first person to win the final round where there's five

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Speaker 1: products and you have to pick which one is snake oil.

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Speaker 1: And I'm screaming. I put my whole body and soul

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Speaker 1: into this. I am like the snake oil spokesperson, but

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Speaker 1: I love doing it. I think it's the most stupid

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Speaker 1: smart show ever. I live for David Spade. He's my

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Speaker 1: new friend, and then my world collided with his because

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Speaker 1: his manager invited me to a comedy event at his

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Speaker 1: house for David rob Schneider and Adam Sandler. They were performing,

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Speaker 1: and my daughter's obsessed with the wrong Missy and beyond

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Speaker 1: obsessed with Adam Sandler. So I go to this party

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Speaker 1: and I get to see David perform, and then I

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Speaker 1: asked them to be on this podcast, and like it's

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Speaker 1: all happily ever after. I'm so happy, Like I feel

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Speaker 1: like I'm in this comedy world that I've always loved

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Speaker 1: and I'm always this sort of imposter wanting to get

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Speaker 1: into and now like I just love David Spade. He's

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Speaker 1: very cool and I'm glad he did this. So that

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Speaker 1: world of SNL and knowing Laura Michael's like, there's no

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Speaker 1: place that humbles me like that, Like SNL is my

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Speaker 1: met gala. That's always been that. I mean, I've said

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Speaker 1: to you guys, I want to go to the Mechala.

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Speaker 1: I'm going to land a fucking look and I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: go one time. Tell me where to write the check.

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Speaker 1: But I love the world of usad Oh and David

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Speaker 1: Spade and Snake Oil, and I have to tell you,

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Speaker 1: and I forgot to tell David this. This is a

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Speaker 1: special message for David Spade and Adam Sandler. I went

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Speaker 1: to Mark Gervitz's house. His name has never been mentioned

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Speaker 1: as much as I've mentioned it in the past thirty

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Speaker 1: five years that he's been in the entertainment industry. Mark Ervitz,

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Speaker 1: the Power comedy manager, had a party at his house

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Speaker 1: in Malibu for a great charity. Adam, rob Schneider, and

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Speaker 1: David Spade performed. And instead of just being the normal me,

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Speaker 1: I stood like lurking so Adam Sandler could just say

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Speaker 1: something to my daughter. And I think I told you

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Speaker 1: guys this, So if I did, I'm repeating myself. And

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Speaker 1: I was that person. I never am like sort of

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Speaker 1: standing there lurking so my kid can get a picture.

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Speaker 1: And I made her, you know, walk up and talk

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Speaker 1: to him him because I wanted her to be assertive.

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Speaker 1: I took her there. I took her to the I

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Speaker 1: took her to the plate. I gave her a bat.

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Speaker 1: She was standing on the plate. I'm like, dude, you

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Speaker 1: gotta fucking hit that ball. I cannot hit the ball

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Speaker 1: for you. Like I'm like, like, Adam, this is my daughter.

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Speaker 1: And she thinks you're great and she's a big fan.

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Speaker 1: I was like, this is what you're gonna say, This

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Speaker 1: is I know what you think and how you feel,

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Speaker 1: so tell me what you think of Adam, and she

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Speaker 1: landed it. But I was the weird stalker, lurking loser,

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Speaker 1: And that's what we do for our kids. Like I

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Speaker 1: was at a party where my peers are and people

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Speaker 1: like Ted Sarandos and Pierce Brosnan and Cindy Crawford are

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Speaker 1: and they're not standing up lurking around Adam Sandler so

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Speaker 1: their kid get a picture. And I was like the

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Speaker 1: weird loser lurker standing there like like and I was

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Speaker 1: so self conscious and I told I waited again to

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Speaker 1: get another bite by the stairs, and I just like

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Speaker 1: such a look like no matter what Adam Sandler thinks,

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Speaker 1: I'm a loser, Like no matter what, he's not gonna

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Speaker 1: probably tell anyone but his wife and kids. But like,

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Speaker 1: no matter matter what, David Spade doesn't think I'm a loser.

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Speaker 1: Rob Schneider doesn't think I'm a loser, but there's no question.

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Speaker 1: So my message to Adam Sandler is please erase the

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Speaker 1: thought in your mind and your family's mind, because you

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Speaker 1: got in the car with your whole family after and

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Speaker 1: probably like, who's that fucking loser stalker? Isn't she some

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Speaker 1: weirdo housewife? Like what get a grip? You're fucking in

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Speaker 1: your fifties, like standing around like your backstage trying to

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Speaker 1: you know, get Justin Bieber to sign your glossy. It

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Speaker 1: was for Brinn. I did it for Brynn, who was,

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Speaker 1: by the way, much less of a loser. Like Brynn

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Speaker 1: as a child, how she acted to me as an adult,

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Speaker 1: how I acted, even given the circumstances, I was a

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Speaker 1: much I was a much fucking thirsty or desperate loser.

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Speaker 1: And I like Adam Sandler. I think he's wonderful, but

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Speaker 1: it was like, not even on my own obsession, I

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Speaker 1: don't know if I don't think there's anyone that I

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Speaker 1: am so obsessed with that I would be no like

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Speaker 1: Mark Zuckerberg or someone like that is the type of

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Speaker 1: person that I would probably start stuttering. I couldn't handle myself.

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Speaker 1: But I was a fucking loser. Adam Sandler thinks I'm

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Speaker 1: a loser, and maybe I am a loser, but I

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Speaker 1: think we landed it. So there you go