WEBVTT - Is the Burn Book Back? 0:00:05.080 --> 0:00:08.280 All right, Sauce on the side, we have another fan 0:00:08.320 --> 0:00:10.240 favorite episode. I'm gonna that's what I'm gonna call these 0:00:10.240 --> 0:00:12.680 episodes when it's just you and me, or you me 0:00:12.800 --> 0:00:16.200 and Andrew, or you me Andrew and Josh. Oh god, 0:00:16.400 --> 0:00:17.480 very rare that last one. 0:00:17.680 --> 0:00:19.759 But if it is that people want them to like 0:00:19.800 --> 0:00:23.840 those episodes, it's a lot of pressure, is it. So yeah, I. 0:00:23.800 --> 0:00:26.920 Don't think there's any pressure at all, because either we 0:00:27.000 --> 0:00:28.520 have a guest and I get to have fun and 0:00:28.600 --> 0:00:30.720 learn something about them, or it's you guys and it's 0:00:30.760 --> 0:00:31.560 super easy. 0:00:31.320 --> 0:00:36.080 Because we just do what we do. Okay, no for you, fine, 0:00:36.280 --> 0:00:39.320 no herring fun fan favorite episode, I'm like, oh god, what. 0:00:39.200 --> 0:00:40.920 Would you like me to call it instead? And also, 0:00:40.960 --> 0:00:43.040 that's like so egotistical to say it's a fan favorite. 0:00:43.080 --> 0:00:44.879 I don't know if it's actually a fan favorite. I'm 0:00:44.880 --> 0:00:46.440 just gonna say it from from now. 0:00:48.400 --> 0:00:48.800 I don't know. 0:00:49.080 --> 0:00:52.320 Just here, Okay, Hey, it's Sauce on the side. Diamond 0:00:52.400 --> 0:00:55.840 is just here. We have to work on your hype skills, Okay. 0:00:55.920 --> 0:00:57.920 I thought I was bad until I met you. 0:00:58.640 --> 0:01:00.560 Yeah, because I'm like, oh, okay. 0:01:00.160 --> 0:01:02.480 Hi, one promo that we did for it, Remember I 0:01:02.520 --> 0:01:03.600 was making a video and I was like, hey, we 0:01:03.680 --> 0:01:08.080 have a new episode of Very Excited. You're like, it's okay, Yeah, 0:01:08.400 --> 0:01:08.800 keep the. 0:01:08.800 --> 0:01:13.040 Bar kind of like relatively low so that we over deliver. 0:01:13.480 --> 0:01:15.960 I wholeheartedly agree with that. Always set the bar low 0:01:16.080 --> 0:01:19.480 so that you are always impressing people, for sure. So 0:01:19.520 --> 0:01:21.640 I asked you before this episode started, is there's something 0:01:21.640 --> 0:01:23.679 on your mind? And you made a face, so obviously 0:01:23.680 --> 0:01:25.640 something is on your mind. We still have a couple 0:01:25.680 --> 0:01:26.839 ask me any things that I thought. 0:01:26.720 --> 0:01:27.399 Were really good. 0:01:27.800 --> 0:01:30.520 And we have not done the burn Book in so 0:01:30.720 --> 0:01:33.760 long that I think you need to while you're also 0:01:33.840 --> 0:01:36.919 speaking and doing this podcast, try and think of somebody 0:01:37.000 --> 0:01:40.440 who is on your list on my list, okay, I 0:01:40.440 --> 0:01:42.360 feel like your list is long and always growing. 0:01:42.480 --> 0:01:45.800 Absolutely, okay, there are a lot of people, a lot. Yeah. 0:01:45.840 --> 0:01:47.360 I mean we haven't done this since so long. It 0:01:47.360 --> 0:01:50.280 could be okay, I can't wait to hear it. Okay, First, 0:01:50.320 --> 0:01:53.160 my question for you, did we catch up after your 0:01:53.200 --> 0:01:55.480 sister's wedding and ever address. 0:01:55.040 --> 0:01:59.680 Ith no in the podcast? How well it was amazing? 0:02:00.760 --> 0:02:03.600 Ten out of ten. Someone said that it was the 0:02:03.640 --> 0:02:06.240 most thoughtful wedding that they'd ever been to, And I 0:02:06.280 --> 0:02:08.200 think that that was the perfect way to describe it. 0:02:08.320 --> 0:02:11.040 She thought about every My sister thought about everything, like 0:02:11.840 --> 0:02:15.320 she knew that she was. I mean, it was kind 0:02:15.320 --> 0:02:17.840 of a destination wedding, even though it was in Philadelphia, 0:02:17.919 --> 0:02:20.120 which is like kind of local for a lot of people, 0:02:20.360 --> 0:02:23.520 but nobody lives nobody that went to the wedding lives 0:02:23.520 --> 0:02:26.040 in the state of Pennsylvania, so we all traveled there, 0:02:26.080 --> 0:02:30.600 and she made sure that she made people feel special. 0:02:30.840 --> 0:02:34.440 It was great, amazing, And your speech it was cool. 0:02:35.440 --> 0:02:39.720 The speech was okay. Someone laughed at a part that 0:02:39.880 --> 0:02:42.480 I wasn't necessarily expecting them to laugh at, so it 0:02:42.560 --> 0:02:44.120 kind of threw me off because it was about to 0:02:44.160 --> 0:02:46.800 get to like a very sentimental moment and I was like, 0:02:47.080 --> 0:02:49.400 oh great, and it kind of like stopped me in 0:02:49.440 --> 0:02:51.240 my tracks. But other than that, it was cool. 0:02:51.400 --> 0:02:54.760 Okay. Yeah, again a very underselly way to sell it. 0:02:54.840 --> 0:02:57.680 Yeah, it was great. I mean, the speech was okay, 0:02:59.440 --> 0:03:01.359 But the wedding ten out of ten. Honestly, I say 0:03:01.400 --> 0:03:02.680 ten out of ten all the time. But it was 0:03:02.720 --> 0:03:05.600 really really good. Oh my god. The food, too much food. 0:03:06.600 --> 0:03:12.120 The cocktail hour was like just a row of like food. 0:03:12.360 --> 0:03:15.000 It was a lot. The groom is like a foodie. 0:03:15.080 --> 0:03:17.119 Any part of you, does any part of you think 0:03:17.120 --> 0:03:19.320 that you're biased, Because as you were saying all those things, 0:03:19.320 --> 0:03:20.520 I was like, oh, you know what, I think my 0:03:20.560 --> 0:03:23.040 sister's wedding was the most thoughtful wedding I've ever been to. 0:03:23.400 --> 0:03:27.320 Probably it's my sister, So I'm clearly coming at it 0:03:27.320 --> 0:03:28.080 from quite an angle. 0:03:28.160 --> 0:03:31.440 I mean, I guess, so, I mean, yeah, probably, but 0:03:32.240 --> 0:03:34.520 I don't know. I think my sister's just amazing. So 0:03:34.560 --> 0:03:36.360 I'm like always gonna gass her up. I'm like, girl, 0:03:36.480 --> 0:03:40.680 that you did your thing. It come on, that's a lot. Listen. 0:03:40.680 --> 0:03:42.400 I'm gonna hype my sister up too, especially because she 0:03:42.440 --> 0:03:44.440 doesn't listen to this podcast, so she's never gonna hear it. 0:03:44.920 --> 0:03:47.680 But her wedding was also really incredible. She made it 0:03:47.720 --> 0:03:50.160 a point. She is very much a person who hates 0:03:50.520 --> 0:03:52.640 being the center of attention, and I swear I think 0:03:52.640 --> 0:03:54.760 the only reason she even did it this way was 0:03:54.800 --> 0:03:57.600 to like appease my parents so that they had something 0:03:57.640 --> 0:04:01.520 for one of us. It's so compacity. So she did 0:04:01.760 --> 0:04:03.480 like a big Indian wedding, but she did sort of 0:04:03.520 --> 0:04:06.160 an abridged, like shortened version of it, so we didn't. 0:04:06.440 --> 0:04:09.360 Nobody made anyone stay for days and days. But instead 0:04:09.360 --> 0:04:11.480 of it all being about her and her and my 0:04:11.520 --> 0:04:13.280 brother in law standing up there in front of everyone, 0:04:13.640 --> 0:04:16.120 they had all of their married couple friends who they 0:04:16.160 --> 0:04:18.640 were really close with get up and give a piece 0:04:18.640 --> 0:04:20.680 of advice to the Oh. I love that, and it 0:04:20.760 --> 0:04:25.680 highlighted everyone else except for them. I love the whole ceremony. 0:04:25.880 --> 0:04:27.800 They did the little traditional things that they had to, 0:04:27.880 --> 0:04:30.359 but I know she was squirming through all of it. 0:04:30.360 --> 0:04:31.080 She didn't want to do. 0:04:31.040 --> 0:04:32.560 It, but it was really the way that they did 0:04:32.600 --> 0:04:35.560 It was very sweet. My sister did something like she 0:04:35.680 --> 0:04:37.640 thought about the people who were married. She did like 0:04:37.720 --> 0:04:40.800 a not a collage, I don't want to call it 0:04:40.839 --> 0:04:43.920 a poster board, but it was like this like stand 0:04:44.000 --> 0:04:48.200 and it had like pictures of everyone in our family 0:04:48.920 --> 0:04:52.640 who was married. I almost said within the past few years, 0:04:52.640 --> 0:04:54.560 but that's not true because my grandparents were on it. 0:04:54.600 --> 0:04:56.080 So like it was like a whole bunch of wedding 0:04:56.080 --> 0:04:58.040 pictures and stuff. Well happens in not divorced. 0:04:58.040 --> 0:04:58.760 They just get left off. 0:04:58.760 --> 0:05:00.960 They weren't on it. Somebody and we did get divorced 0:05:00.960 --> 0:05:04.920 in there, and I was like, where is Oh, never mind. Nope, 0:05:05.040 --> 0:05:06.080 there were out at. 0:05:06.000 --> 0:05:09.920 Your big family holidays like Thanksgiving. Yeah, do you have 0:05:10.120 --> 0:05:12.280 enough room for everybody to sit at the same table 0:05:12.320 --> 0:05:13.320 or is there a kid's table? 0:05:15.920 --> 0:05:19.960 So there was a kid's table. Now there are no 0:05:20.040 --> 0:05:22.880 longer any kids, but my grandmother usually doesn't sit at 0:05:22.920 --> 0:05:24.719 the table with us, and she does like a little 0:05:24.760 --> 0:05:29.080 side table with whoever she decides to gossip with that day. Okay, 0:05:29.080 --> 0:05:30.720 so it's not a kid's table. I call it a 0:05:30.760 --> 0:05:32.840 grandma table. Oh yeah, yeah. 0:05:32.960 --> 0:05:35.520 Should we talk about someone shading you using their grandma 0:05:35.600 --> 0:05:36.159 the other day? 0:05:36.400 --> 0:05:42.000 Oh oh, that's another Okay, that's another person in the 0:05:41.560 --> 0:05:45.320 early Oh oh oh oh, they're number one on my list. Okay, 0:05:45.640 --> 0:05:48.640 let's talk about it. What happened? So I was working 0:05:48.680 --> 0:05:51.720 over the weekend and someone who I guess a colleague 0:05:51.760 --> 0:05:54.760 of ours who's not normally here, was here over the 0:05:54.760 --> 0:05:59.760 weekend and he came into the studio. First things first, 0:06:00.040 --> 0:06:05.000 he did something before Okay, first things first, he walks in, 0:06:05.160 --> 0:06:08.240 he says hello. I'm like, hey, how are you? He 0:06:08.320 --> 0:06:10.560 never he has never spoken to me before. We've seen 0:06:10.600 --> 0:06:12.760 each other numerous times. So the fact that he came 0:06:12.800 --> 0:06:17.000 in and said said hello was like okay, cool, neutral ground, right. 0:06:17.839 --> 0:06:20.240 He looks at my sweater and he goes, oh, I 0:06:20.360 --> 0:06:23.320 like that sweater probably costs like four thousand dollars. And 0:06:23.360 --> 0:06:27.840 I was like, okay, like no, not true, but all right, great, No, 0:06:27.960 --> 0:06:30.520 I don't well the sweater it was an essential hoodie 0:06:30.600 --> 0:06:33.120 and it's like the nit one, which is like the 0:06:33.160 --> 0:06:35.560 warmest thing I have in my closet. I love that sweater, 0:06:35.640 --> 0:06:39.000 but like, shut up anyway. So I was like kind 0:06:39.000 --> 0:06:42.159 of tacky, but okay whatever. He comes back a few 0:06:42.160 --> 0:06:45.800 hours later and he's like, I like this bag and 0:06:45.839 --> 0:06:48.520 I was like, oh, thank you. And before I could 0:06:48.520 --> 0:06:51.680 get into the fact that like it's a black designer whatever, 0:06:51.960 --> 0:06:54.760 he's like, oh, maybe I'll buy one for my grandmother. Oh, 0:06:54.800 --> 0:06:56.960 And I was like, oh, bitch, you queen, Like that's 0:06:57.000 --> 0:07:00.279 all I could think of in my head, Like you 0:07:00.279 --> 0:07:02.440 know how somebody shade you and it's like there are 0:07:02.480 --> 0:07:05.200 other people around and nobody catches it, and so you're like, 0:07:05.400 --> 0:07:08.400 I'm like, am I gonna be the person who starts 0:07:08.400 --> 0:07:10.560 an issue or like bring something up in front of people, 0:07:10.640 --> 0:07:13.280 or am I just gonna like I'm like whatever, hole, 0:07:14.040 --> 0:07:18.400 let's see what I really want to say. Oh, what 0:07:18.440 --> 0:07:21.280 I really want to say. I'm happy that I that 0:07:21.400 --> 0:07:23.119 whole came out because I really want to call people 0:07:23.120 --> 0:07:25.440 a whore like you fucking horror. 0:07:25.760 --> 0:07:28.800 I wholeheartedly support that in that specific scenario. 0:07:28.920 --> 0:07:29.320 For sure. 0:07:30.160 --> 0:07:32.560 I find gay men to have some of the funniest 0:07:32.560 --> 0:07:35.080 insults of all time. Yes, and they do such a 0:07:35.120 --> 0:07:37.960 good job of guising it as though it's not really insulting. 0:07:38.440 --> 0:07:41.560 So my parents have these friends who I'm convinced that 0:07:41.600 --> 0:07:44.960 their son, and he's quite young. Yeah, I'm convinced he's gay. 0:07:45.080 --> 0:07:47.120 Okay, I keep it to myself. 0:07:47.320 --> 0:07:49.360 I don't say anything about it because it's none of 0:07:49.400 --> 0:07:49.800 my business. 0:07:49.880 --> 0:07:50.480 What do I care? 0:07:50.800 --> 0:07:54.400 Cool, live your life, dude. But nobody else clearly thinks 0:07:54.440 --> 0:07:56.600 the same thing. And they were talking about how he 0:07:56.640 --> 0:07:59.480 says really rude things to people about like you don't 0:07:59.480 --> 0:08:01.440 wear pants with a print and you can only wear 0:08:01.480 --> 0:08:04.000 a print on the shirt. And I'm like, yeah, gay, Okay, 0:08:04.120 --> 0:08:06.680 what little ten or eleven year old however old he is, 0:08:06.680 --> 0:08:08.640 is running around saying that stuff? But okay, cool, maybe 0:08:08.760 --> 0:08:11.640 just really in a fashion again, it doesn't matter. Then 0:08:11.680 --> 0:08:14.160 they were talking about how he was insulting his mom's feet. 0:08:14.520 --> 0:08:16.320 Oh, but the way he said it. 0:08:16.320 --> 0:08:20.240 Was I'm so sorry God didn't give you nice looking feet, 0:08:20.520 --> 0:08:22.160 And I was like, if that's not an insult on 0:08:22.280 --> 0:08:23.600 a gay man, I don't know. 0:08:23.560 --> 0:08:28.000 What that is a queen if I've ever seen one. Okay, listen, 0:08:28.640 --> 0:08:31.880 my thing is what I don't I just don't understand, 0:08:31.920 --> 0:08:35.240 like why, like why do you have to why? Like 0:08:35.280 --> 0:08:38.280 what I think his grandma would like to have fuck 0:08:38.360 --> 0:08:40.840 him and his grandma Like that pissed me off so 0:08:40.960 --> 0:08:43.320 bad because it's like the more I think about it 0:08:43.360 --> 0:08:45.520 after the fact that I'm like, I should have been like, 0:08:45.600 --> 0:08:49.400 oh caught it. I caught it, babe. It was received. 0:08:49.440 --> 0:08:52.280 I get it. I get what you're doing. That's cute. 0:08:52.440 --> 0:08:53.280 That's cute. 0:08:53.760 --> 0:08:55.960 Okay, Like, so he didn't sing you enough on the 0:08:55.960 --> 0:08:56.440 first round. 0:08:56.480 --> 0:08:57.480 He circled back. 0:08:57.400 --> 0:08:58.240 And zing to you again. 0:08:58.320 --> 0:09:01.480 I mean, come on, but like, do we really want 0:09:01.520 --> 0:09:04.160 to get into it? Do we really want to get 0:09:04.200 --> 0:09:07.560 into it? Babes? Please with that nose ring that is misplaced? 0:09:07.600 --> 0:09:09.560 Please please? 0:09:09.760 --> 0:09:11.640 Okay, Like I was gonna say, do you want to 0:09:11.720 --> 0:09:13.720 name names? But I think anybody who does enough digging 0:09:13.720 --> 0:09:16.160 will figure it out for themselves. Cheers to them, Cheers 0:09:16.280 --> 0:09:18.920 to them. So that man is in your burn brock. 0:09:19.120 --> 0:09:20.280 What was on your mind? When I said, Hey, do 0:09:20.280 --> 0:09:21.200 you have anything on your mind? 0:09:21.240 --> 0:09:24.680 What was it? Oh? For the first time ever, I 0:09:24.840 --> 0:09:30.840 contributed to Thanksgiving in an actual way, so like everybody 0:09:30.880 --> 0:09:33.480 knows that. Like whenever there's a dinner party or something 0:09:33.520 --> 0:09:36.080 like that where people are expected to cook, I'm always like, yeah, 0:09:36.080 --> 0:09:39.280 I bring the vibes, like I don't brand, no, you 0:09:39.320 --> 0:09:40.360 know whatever? 0:09:40.800 --> 0:09:41.720 Same Yeah. 0:09:41.760 --> 0:09:48.040 See I made a full roasted chicken. Wow where he 0:09:48.120 --> 0:09:51.120 gets a recipe? Oh, I just did it myself. I 0:09:51.200 --> 0:09:52.640 put it together. What do you mean you put it? 0:09:52.679 --> 0:09:53.679 You didn't look anywhere for. 0:09:53.640 --> 0:09:58.440 Any type of chicken, No, just seasoning in vibes, So 0:09:58.559 --> 0:10:02.080 I did. Don't judge me. I don't want anyone talking 0:10:02.080 --> 0:10:08.400 about the salt intake. Okay, anyway I did. Is it 0:10:08.440 --> 0:10:13.440 like all all all spice, no all purpose okay, all 0:10:13.480 --> 0:10:20.760 purpose seasoning Now I'm McCormick or something, okay, garlic, powder, pepper, 0:10:22.120 --> 0:10:27.719 and sasson ooh okay, anything for moisture, oil, water, no 0:10:27.840 --> 0:10:31.640 oil obvious, Yeah, to get it. I based it real good. 0:10:31.679 --> 0:10:35.080 It was ten out of ten. Everyone loved it. I 0:10:35.080 --> 0:10:37.760 didn't do the Kamala thing where she goes under the skin. Also, 0:10:38.240 --> 0:10:42.440 I don't understand how people can really season like fol 0:10:42.559 --> 0:10:45.040 chickens and turkeys and stuff. It looks like a baby, 0:10:45.720 --> 0:10:48.240 it really does. It was freaking me out. I kept 0:10:48.240 --> 0:10:50.520 saying it, and my grandmother was like, if you don't, 0:10:50.559 --> 0:10:52.720 just fucking figure it out on your own over there. 0:10:52.840 --> 0:10:55.200 But like I was like, oh, like when you lift 0:10:55.240 --> 0:10:58.319 it up, it feels like a baby, Like you're holding 0:10:58.360 --> 0:10:58.720 a baby. 0:10:58.840 --> 0:11:01.000 Know anything about that. I don't just chickens or babies, 0:11:01.120 --> 0:11:02.199 So I'm safe. 0:11:02.280 --> 0:11:03.120 It's creepy. 0:11:03.320 --> 0:11:05.280 So people ate it and they liked it, and they're good. 0:11:05.360 --> 0:11:07.720 They loved it. That's exciting. And a week before that 0:11:07.800 --> 0:11:11.520 a babysat. So I just feel like domesticated diamond is 0:11:11.600 --> 0:11:12.319 making her way. 0:11:12.440 --> 0:11:13.880 She wants to be a wife. 0:11:14.120 --> 0:11:17.679 Yeah. My dad literally was like, whoa, You're going to 0:11:17.760 --> 0:11:19.640 make a great wife one day, and I was like, ill. 0:11:19.600 --> 0:11:20.200 Does he like you? 0:11:21.360 --> 0:11:21.440 Well? 0:11:21.480 --> 0:11:23.400 What is it you when you want to get married, 0:11:24.080 --> 0:11:24.880 family and have kids? 0:11:24.880 --> 0:11:26.840 Why is I don't think that like it's good to 0:11:26.880 --> 0:11:30.520 me me cooking should make me a good wife? Oh 0:11:30.960 --> 0:11:32.480 you know what I mean? And I think that people 0:11:32.520 --> 0:11:34.840 are conditioned to say things like that when they see 0:11:34.840 --> 0:11:37.320 a woman cooking. But like if a man was cooking, 0:11:37.400 --> 0:11:40.200 I make it a point to say, oh wow, Like 0:11:40.240 --> 0:11:42.440 my cousin's husband made dinner once when I was there, 0:11:42.440 --> 0:11:44.800 and I was like, you have a great husband, yeah, 0:11:44.840 --> 0:11:47.880 because like, hell yeah, come on, Like we don't need 0:11:47.880 --> 0:11:49.600 to only say that when you see a woman doing 0:11:49.640 --> 0:11:50.600 things like absolutely not. 0:11:51.360 --> 0:11:53.360 And guys should be encouraged to do all the things 0:11:53.360 --> 0:11:56.280 around the house for themselves. Hell and not go put 0:11:56.320 --> 0:11:58.839 that on someone else's daughter. You should be able to 0:11:58.840 --> 0:12:01.199 take care of yourself. My boy friend who I always 0:12:01.200 --> 0:12:02.960 say was the best one ever, the one who passed away. 0:12:02.960 --> 0:12:06.240 His name is Chad. He was so domestic in the 0:12:06.240 --> 0:12:08.720 best ways. I mean he could cook everything like dumplings 0:12:08.760 --> 0:12:09.360 from scratch. 0:12:09.679 --> 0:12:11.400 No, that shit was bomb. 0:12:11.480 --> 0:12:14.120 And I was like, I'm gonna get to live my 0:12:14.120 --> 0:12:15.480 life exactly as I want to. 0:12:17.280 --> 0:12:21.240 It's gonna be the best ever. Oh, this goes so great. 0:12:21.840 --> 0:12:23.400 And then I always say, whenever we go to like 0:12:23.400 --> 0:12:25.640 a hibachi restaurant or a tepanyaki place where they're making 0:12:25.640 --> 0:12:27.760 the food in front of you, I would make one 0:12:27.800 --> 0:12:31.920 of those men my life partner because they cook, and 0:12:31.920 --> 0:12:34.120 they cook food I really like, and then they clean 0:12:34.200 --> 0:12:37.040 up after themselves so well. That cleanup is my favorite 0:12:37.040 --> 0:12:38.640 part of the whole thing. I say it every time 0:12:38.679 --> 0:12:40.520 they're cooking in front of me. They bust out those 0:12:40.600 --> 0:12:42.760 lemons and the hot water and the squeegee, and I'm. 0:12:42.640 --> 0:12:45.720 Like, here we go, this is the show. Oh yes, 0:12:46.040 --> 0:12:46.720 peel it off. 0:12:46.800 --> 0:12:49.079 I love it so much. No, I love it. 0:12:49.160 --> 0:12:50.199 Oh my god. 0:12:59.640 --> 0:13:02.240 Okay, now we get to the other thing. What was 0:13:02.280 --> 0:13:02.839 on your mind? 0:13:03.480 --> 0:13:06.000 That was on my mind? Oh, that you made the Yeah, 0:13:06.080 --> 0:13:08.559 because I was so excited and happy and it was 0:13:08.600 --> 0:13:10.800 the first time that I made something like that was 0:13:10.840 --> 0:13:13.360 a big deal and everyone's starting proud of you. 0:13:13.440 --> 0:13:15.600 Congratulations, thank you, You're very welcome. 0:13:15.760 --> 0:13:17.040 Come on, I cook. 0:13:17.760 --> 0:13:20.400 But in those situations I love to back off because 0:13:20.400 --> 0:13:22.360 there are people who take it so seriously and they just, 0:13:22.440 --> 0:13:23.959 you know, want to make all this stuff. My sister 0:13:24.160 --> 0:13:26.280 made a bang and meal, so shout out to her, 0:13:26.280 --> 0:13:27.840 and I just went and picked up ingredients. That was 0:13:27.840 --> 0:13:28.480 my contribution. 0:13:28.559 --> 0:13:29.559 Oh well, at l you did that. 0:13:29.720 --> 0:13:32.360 And staying out of the way and intercepting my parents 0:13:32.360 --> 0:13:33.960 and keeping them out of the way, which is a 0:13:34.080 --> 0:13:35.400 full time job it is. 0:13:36.000 --> 0:13:39.040 Parenting your parents is something that people don't talk about enough. 0:13:39.040 --> 0:13:40.160 It's embarrassing. 0:13:40.240 --> 0:13:44.920 Honestly, it's it's one of those things where you don't realize. 0:13:45.040 --> 0:13:47.560 You just wake up one day and you're like, oh, 0:13:47.800 --> 0:13:50.720 I'm the captain. Now what do I do with myself? 0:13:50.720 --> 0:13:52.800 And who put me in charge? Of course they're never 0:13:52.800 --> 0:13:54.760 gonna accept that you're in charge, like there's no way 0:13:54.880 --> 0:13:56.480 you're never in charge, that it's never gonna happen. But 0:13:56.480 --> 0:13:58.040 then they're sitting there looking at me like how do 0:13:58.080 --> 0:14:01.840 I answer my phone? I'm like, oh God, here we go. 0:14:02.120 --> 0:14:03.959 Love you guys so much. You're the best. Oh they 0:14:04.000 --> 0:14:07.880 really are. It's like my dad tries to use Venmo 0:14:08.320 --> 0:14:10.280 but doesn't even know how to pronounce it, so he'll 0:14:10.320 --> 0:14:15.400 ask Siri I to like open it and he's like 0:14:15.640 --> 0:14:19.600 open Zinmo. I'm like, what is Zinmo? What is that? 0:14:20.440 --> 0:14:24.840 What are you doing? Like it's insane. 0:14:24.920 --> 0:14:27.120 I know we've talked about this, but I was dying 0:14:27.240 --> 0:14:30.640 because my dad he has like figured out ways around things, 0:14:30.680 --> 0:14:32.920 but he doesn't understand that it's just much more cumbersome 0:14:33.000 --> 0:14:34.600 than if you learned how to use an app or 0:14:34.640 --> 0:14:37.280 your phone. So he figured out that there is Uber 0:14:37.280 --> 0:14:39.800 for people who don't know how to use Uber. What Yeah, 0:14:39.840 --> 0:14:41.960 it's called Go Go Grandpa. I thought I told you 0:14:41.960 --> 0:14:42.400 about them. 0:14:42.520 --> 0:14:43.600 No, that's insane. 0:14:43.960 --> 0:14:47.800 It's a phone number. It's a scam. I think it's ridiculous. 0:14:47.800 --> 0:14:50.120 It's a phone number that you call and then they 0:14:50.160 --> 0:14:53.400 call Uber for you, so like they have an app somewhere, 0:14:53.560 --> 0:14:56.080 they send you the Uber. So my dad is calling 0:14:56.080 --> 0:14:58.640 Go Go Grandpa to have someone send him the Uber. 0:14:59.520 --> 0:15:01.360 And it's just so frustrating because my sister and I 0:15:01.400 --> 0:15:05.240 were like, that's essentially calling us. Just call one of us, yeah, 0:15:05.240 --> 0:15:07.160 and we will send you the damn Uber. Also, I 0:15:07.160 --> 0:15:09.239 put it on your phone years. 0:15:09.000 --> 0:15:13.080 Ago, alcs ago. You're paying like probably double. 0:15:13.400 --> 0:15:15.200 I'm sure you're paying more because who would just do 0:15:15.240 --> 0:15:17.520 that for no reason. The fact that it's called Go 0:15:17.520 --> 0:15:21.000 Go Grandpa is like dollar signs everywhere. 0:15:20.600 --> 0:15:24.880 They found a need. Wow, who created that? Yeah? 0:15:24.920 --> 0:15:27.360 Sure, yes, I'm glad that there was a way that 0:15:27.360 --> 0:15:29.320 my dad could figure that out. But I was also like, dude, 0:15:29.400 --> 0:15:31.600 I put it on your phone, just let me come 0:15:31.600 --> 0:15:34.040 on man. And then I found out that he was 0:15:34.120 --> 0:15:37.440 calling Apple often did I not tell Yes? 0:15:37.560 --> 0:15:39.160 Yeah, because he was. 0:15:39.080 --> 0:15:41.480 Upset that he wasn't included in the group chat. And 0:15:41.520 --> 0:15:42.760 I was like, Dad, the fact that you can see 0:15:42.760 --> 0:15:45.600 all the messages means you're in the group chat. Yeah, 0:15:45.640 --> 0:15:47.120 but my name's not in the group chat. I said, 0:15:47.120 --> 0:15:49.040 why would your name be? And it's your phone. Yeah, 0:15:49.080 --> 0:15:51.360 you only see the three of us because you're the fourth. 0:15:51.520 --> 0:15:53.680 Oh, it's you. He said. 0:15:53.720 --> 0:15:55.320 He had to tell these people what the name of 0:15:55.360 --> 0:15:57.120 the group chat was, and I named the group chat 0:15:57.120 --> 0:15:59.800 in the Crackpots because of this. So he's like, then, 0:15:59.800 --> 0:16:01.720 this guy on the other line is laughing that my 0:16:01.800 --> 0:16:04.400 daughter named it the Crackpots. I said no, he thought, Oh, 0:16:04.480 --> 0:16:08.200 this is accurate for sure, because you called Apple to 0:16:08.280 --> 0:16:10.520 ask why you're not in a group chat that you're in. 0:16:11.360 --> 0:16:14.920 What is going on? My man? Like, this is crazy work, 0:16:15.320 --> 0:16:16.280 but I love him. 0:16:16.240 --> 0:16:19.120 But also like, what was the person? Can they access 0:16:19.240 --> 0:16:21.240 the group chat from? No? Apple? Okay. 0:16:21.280 --> 0:16:23.240 Now they were like, sir, there's not a lot that 0:16:23.280 --> 0:16:24.880 we can really do about this. You need to reset 0:16:24.920 --> 0:16:26.840 your phone. But also, it sounds like you're in the 0:16:26.880 --> 0:16:29.280 group chat. My sister and I told him ten times, dude, 0:16:29.320 --> 0:16:32.440 you're in the group chat. No I'm not. Okay, Well, 0:16:32.440 --> 0:16:34.480 how are you reading it all? If you're not there? 0:16:35.200 --> 0:16:37.320 You should take him out or pretend that you had 0:16:37.360 --> 0:16:40.600 conversations without him. So that he really knows what it 0:16:40.640 --> 0:16:41.960 feels like not to be Do you. 0:16:42.000 --> 0:16:43.120 Know what that would do to my life? 0:16:43.200 --> 0:16:43.400 Oh? 0:16:43.440 --> 0:16:45.520 Sorry, just really complicate things. Why are you doing this 0:16:45.560 --> 0:16:45.760 to me? 0:16:47.760 --> 0:16:47.960 Yeah? 0:16:48.000 --> 0:16:49.320 But parents are great. You gotta love him. 0:16:49.320 --> 0:16:49.880 I will say this. 0:16:50.040 --> 0:16:51.800 I think it all the time. They taught you how 0:16:51.840 --> 0:16:54.000 to use a fork. You can't get mad that they don't, 0:16:54.040 --> 0:16:56.240 you know, how to use a freaking app whatever. 0:16:56.320 --> 0:16:58.080 I think about that all the time. I'm like Gandhi 0:16:58.640 --> 0:17:02.600 the great philosopher over there. I have to think about 0:17:02.640 --> 0:17:04.840 that whenever I get frustrated, because it's insane. 0:17:05.200 --> 0:17:07.200 I get very frustrated too, and then I'm like, calm 0:17:07.200 --> 0:17:10.040 it down, what are you doing? I don't know if 0:17:10.040 --> 0:17:12.360 I told you this, and I don't know, I think 0:17:12.400 --> 0:17:15.679 I could say it whatever it's getting said. So I 0:17:15.800 --> 0:17:18.479 was actually asked to be a contributor to a book 0:17:18.760 --> 0:17:25.360 about the Gandhi Mahakma Gandhi grandfather. Yes, there's a publishing 0:17:25.359 --> 0:17:29.040 company in India that wants to kind of see where 0:17:29.119 --> 0:17:32.160 his descendants have ended up. Where did they all land? 0:17:32.520 --> 0:17:35.240 Apparently there are you know, all across the map, even 0:17:35.280 --> 0:17:38.800 within my own branch of the family. You got some doctors, lawyers, engineers, 0:17:38.800 --> 0:17:41.480 and you have me, so of course they picked me, 0:17:41.800 --> 0:17:43.600 to which I will always say, there are way more 0:17:43.600 --> 0:17:46.360 interesting family members than me, trust me, like who are 0:17:46.359 --> 0:17:49.320