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Speaker 1: trolley Witch is on top of the train. She's on

424
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Speaker 1: top of the train. She's like, what's going on? And

425
00:24:46,200 --> 00:24:48,240
Speaker 1: they're like what the fuck, Like, what are you doing?

426
00:24:48,560 --> 00:24:52,639
Speaker 1: So she's like her hands turned into spikes and she

427
00:24:52,800 --> 00:24:56,240
Speaker 1: screams a bellow scream, and says, no one leaves this train.

428
00:24:56,480 --> 00:24:58,600
Speaker 1: You find out that the trolley Witch is not really

429
00:24:58,600 --> 00:25:01,080
Speaker 1: a person. She's more of like an entity and part

430
00:25:01,240 --> 00:25:06,200
Speaker 1: of the train element of the trains there for hundreds

431
00:25:06,200 --> 00:25:12,800
Speaker 1: of years, she's never let anyone get off, which, honestly, oh,

432
00:25:13,080 --> 00:25:16,480
Speaker 1: I hate Yes, you better work, you better kids on

433
00:25:16,520 --> 00:25:20,000
Speaker 1: the train that she becomes that sucking Union X two

434
00:25:20,080 --> 00:25:23,080
Speaker 1: with the nails. She literally turns into Wolverine, screams a

435
00:25:23,160 --> 00:25:25,640
Speaker 1: horrifying scream. They get away from her, but then later

436
00:25:25,720 --> 00:25:27,520
Speaker 1: on her mind, he says, well, the trolley Witch is

437
00:25:27,560 --> 00:25:33,640
Speaker 1: just so embarrassed and so frustrated, very upset. Other two

438
00:25:33,720 --> 00:25:37,280
Speaker 1: biggest revelations of Cursed Child. Also, she comes out and

439
00:25:37,280 --> 00:25:41,000
Speaker 1: says she has no name. She's forgotten. Now this is

440
00:25:41,040 --> 00:25:45,160
Speaker 1: none of this is cannon. I dismiss it. Other two

441
00:25:45,200 --> 00:25:49,520
Speaker 1: biggest revelations of Curse Child. I will say, uh, confirmation

442
00:25:49,560 --> 00:25:53,119
Speaker 1: that Baltimore and Bellatrix fu wait, I did not know

443
00:25:53,240 --> 00:25:57,399
Speaker 1: that I spoiler. Oh my god, I need yes, So

444
00:25:57,520 --> 00:26:02,080
Speaker 1: confirmation that Baltimore and Bell Jakes did it, which thank

445
00:26:02,200 --> 00:26:05,879
Speaker 1: god they both needed it. Come on, Honestly, it probably

446
00:26:05,960 --> 00:26:08,679
Speaker 1: was amazing it probably it was probably they were probably

447
00:26:08,680 --> 00:26:12,040
Speaker 1: flying around. Honestly, it probably was amazing. Honestly, at least

448
00:26:12,080 --> 00:26:16,280
Speaker 1: it is getting her fan fiction. There's probably some snake player. Yeah,

449
00:26:16,400 --> 00:26:18,320
Speaker 1: you know there was snake, but you know, Nighini got

450
00:26:18,400 --> 00:26:22,240
Speaker 1: into it. Negini was involved, all of the all the

451
00:26:22,280 --> 00:26:28,720
Speaker 1: different objects were involved. Beatrix is like primal screams were

452
00:26:28,760 --> 00:26:33,200
Speaker 1: probably absolutely horrifying but sexy, and they know, Wait, what's

453
00:26:33,240 --> 00:26:36,800
Speaker 1: the second revelation, what's the next relation that moaning? Myrtle's

454
00:26:37,080 --> 00:26:44,520
Speaker 1: real full name is Myrtle, not a grand Day, No,

455
00:26:44,680 --> 00:26:48,560
Speaker 1: it's Myrtle. Elizabeth Warren, Yes, I saw that. Oh my god,

456
00:26:48,560 --> 00:26:54,560
Speaker 1: that's so funny. Elizabeth Warren Myrtle first of all Warrent. Yeah,

457
00:26:54,560 --> 00:26:59,000
Speaker 1: I guess it's a British. I feel like even if

458
00:26:59,040 --> 00:27:03,000
Speaker 1: she knew, even if even if Jakie Rolling knew and

459
00:27:03,119 --> 00:27:05,719
Speaker 1: named her that or did it, I don't care. I

460
00:27:05,800 --> 00:27:08,320
Speaker 1: love that so much. There's another revelation in the book.

461
00:27:08,400 --> 00:27:16,560
Speaker 1: Dobby Still named Dobby barbera boxer. This female senators and

462
00:27:16,600 --> 00:27:23,760
Speaker 1: of course nin Hillary Clinton. That's so funny. Well, can

463
00:27:23,800 --> 00:27:26,359
Speaker 1: I just so now that I've heard that, the confirmation

464
00:27:26,359 --> 00:27:29,680
Speaker 1: that Belitrick and Baltimore did fun Yes, I just want

465
00:27:29,760 --> 00:27:33,480
Speaker 1: to ask have you treated yourself to a trip to

466
00:27:33,560 --> 00:27:36,400
Speaker 1: Universal Orlando to go to the Wizarding World. Alease, Oh

467
00:27:36,400 --> 00:27:44,160
Speaker 1: my god, I know, I know five times. Just Producer

468
00:27:44,240 --> 00:27:47,399
Speaker 1: Joe just lost his mind. Yes, I've spent thousands of

469
00:27:47,440 --> 00:27:50,840
Speaker 1: dollars on my trips. I've heard so much about it.

470
00:27:50,880 --> 00:27:52,879
Speaker 1: I know that, like you can buy the special wand

471
00:27:53,040 --> 00:27:55,160
Speaker 1: and go to the little places and do a thing.

472
00:27:55,720 --> 00:27:58,840
Speaker 1: But like so all my Florida family is in Miami

473
00:27:59,000 --> 00:28:00,760
Speaker 1: and every time we go, I'm like, guys, can we

474
00:28:00,800 --> 00:28:03,280
Speaker 1: please go to Orlando? And they're just like, my family

475
00:28:03,320 --> 00:28:05,520
Speaker 1: won't go with me, so I have to go with friends.

476
00:28:05,600 --> 00:28:07,480
Speaker 1: Like I've kind of decided that this is the year,

477
00:28:07,600 --> 00:28:10,480
Speaker 1: like you know, you must go. We are we you

478
00:28:10,520 --> 00:28:12,920
Speaker 1: might go in early October. We should go, just saying

479
00:28:12,960 --> 00:28:16,679
Speaker 1: please please invite me because I will come. Honestly, at

480
00:28:16,760 --> 00:28:20,119
Speaker 1: least you should come because also, like I, I truly

481
00:28:20,240 --> 00:28:23,280
Speaker 1: enjoy going with and I think so David Mazzoni and

482
00:28:23,359 --> 00:28:27,120
Speaker 1: Bowen and I went to Orlando, and what I mean

483
00:28:27,200 --> 00:28:29,960
Speaker 1: it was a transcended. It was the most fun. I

484
00:28:30,040 --> 00:28:32,359
Speaker 1: was kind of honestly, I was managing my expectations a

485
00:28:32,359 --> 00:28:34,240
Speaker 1: little bit as like, well, how much fun are we

486
00:28:34,240 --> 00:28:35,960
Speaker 1: really going to have as adults going to like these

487
00:28:36,000 --> 00:28:38,360
Speaker 1: theme parks that are like designed for kids. But oh

488
00:28:38,360 --> 00:28:42,960
Speaker 1: my god, I'm a huge Disneyland freak. Yeah. I love

489
00:28:43,000 --> 00:28:44,600
Speaker 1: because when I was a little kid, I grew up

490
00:28:44,600 --> 00:28:47,719
Speaker 1: in l A. And my mom's best friend did the

491
00:28:47,760 --> 00:28:52,560
Speaker 1: window displays from Main Street us A. Yeah, and so

492
00:28:52,760 --> 00:28:55,479
Speaker 1: she would get us free tickets all the time, and

493
00:28:55,520 --> 00:28:58,880
Speaker 1: so we would go to Disneyland. And so I like,

494
00:28:59,480 --> 00:29:01,520
Speaker 1: when I was a kid, I went to Disneyland all

495
00:29:01,520 --> 00:29:03,360
Speaker 1: of the time. So as far as theme parks go,

496
00:29:03,680 --> 00:29:07,360
Speaker 1: like that is the type of theme park that I enjoys.

497
00:29:08,000 --> 00:29:12,680
Speaker 1: Immersive world. And that's and you will love when world.

498
00:29:12,720 --> 00:29:15,280
Speaker 1: When you so for I would so here. I'm gonna

499
00:29:15,280 --> 00:29:17,520
Speaker 1: actually map out a night tinperary for those of you

500
00:29:17,520 --> 00:29:19,400
Speaker 1: who might want to go here. Here here's what you

501
00:29:19,480 --> 00:29:21,360
Speaker 1: must do. You have to go. You have to get

502
00:29:21,400 --> 00:29:25,760
Speaker 1: a multi day pass, yes, because because it's the Studios

503
00:29:25,800 --> 00:29:29,680
Speaker 1: University of Florida. And on adventure, you go to Diagon

504
00:29:29,720 --> 00:29:32,280
Speaker 1: Alley like you would if you were a student. You

505
00:29:32,320 --> 00:29:35,240
Speaker 1: go to Diagon like you produced the shops, you get

506
00:29:35,280 --> 00:29:39,840
Speaker 1: your gig. You you know, maybe you maybe go into

507
00:29:40,200 --> 00:29:46,080
Speaker 1: Olive Handers, perhaps be chosen by the wand Attendant and

508
00:29:46,360 --> 00:29:49,040
Speaker 1: have a haven. I have a moment. I have a moment, honey.

509
00:29:49,160 --> 00:29:51,840
Speaker 1: So you go into Green Goots Bank you do the

510
00:29:51,920 --> 00:29:55,480
Speaker 1: ride of your life, the Green Goots Ride, which features

511
00:29:56,240 --> 00:30:01,280
Speaker 1: Helena and Ye finds as Baltimore and bellotracks. They get

512
00:30:01,360 --> 00:30:03,480
Speaker 1: up in your face. It's a roller coaster experience that's

513
00:30:03,520 --> 00:30:06,160
Speaker 1: also three D and also like an immersive ride, and

514
00:30:06,280 --> 00:30:09,640
Speaker 1: they get up in your face and it is It's incredible,

515
00:30:09,960 --> 00:30:13,160
Speaker 1: it's amazing. It is so good. So basically it takes

516
00:30:13,200 --> 00:30:16,760
Speaker 1: place the ride like in between books like six and seven,

517
00:30:16,760 --> 00:30:19,400
Speaker 1: when they need to break into the vault, it takes

518
00:30:19,400 --> 00:30:21,360
Speaker 1: place I think during seven, during seven when you're in

519
00:30:21,400 --> 00:30:24,680
Speaker 1: the vault, when they're in the vault in Aran Horntail,

520
00:30:24,720 --> 00:30:30,600
Speaker 1: there is a Hungarian hortail blind dragon un that's a

521
00:30:30,720 --> 00:30:35,520
Speaker 1: blind abuse to dragon, like I'm talking about thrill ride,

522
00:30:35,600 --> 00:30:39,560
Speaker 1: multiple launches, like so good. Honestly, I need to pause

523
00:30:39,840 --> 00:30:42,840
Speaker 1: that part in the book. Incredible, the way the fact

524
00:30:42,880 --> 00:30:46,320
Speaker 1: that you was able to write an action sequence like that,

525
00:30:46,400 --> 00:30:49,240
Speaker 1: like they're breaking into Gringots and like making it feel

526
00:30:49,280 --> 00:30:53,080
Speaker 1: like high optinge high adrenaline. It's incredible. I'm like getting chills,

527
00:30:53,120 --> 00:30:54,800
Speaker 1: just thinking about that in the book, I mean me

528
00:30:54,960 --> 00:30:56,840
Speaker 1: reading it when I was that age, I was like, well,

529
00:30:56,880 --> 00:31:01,120
Speaker 1: this is gonna be that's takes off because the beginning

530
00:31:01,120 --> 00:31:05,200
Speaker 1: of seven is like kind of a rough rod. It's

531
00:31:05,480 --> 00:31:10,720
Speaker 1: very upsetting Ron Ron, just like that when Ron goes away,

532
00:31:10,760 --> 00:31:16,000
Speaker 1: it's like yeah. Also, Potter Con was this weekend and

533
00:31:16,040 --> 00:31:18,880
Speaker 1: there were a lot of amazing silver doughs. A couple

534
00:31:19,400 --> 00:31:22,840
Speaker 1: beautiful that's cool, just like hot girls dressed as the

535
00:31:22,880 --> 00:31:29,200
Speaker 1: silver dough and they were awesome. There was one girl

536
00:31:29,200 --> 00:31:31,040
Speaker 1: in like an all white body suit and she had

537
00:31:31,080 --> 00:31:36,000
Speaker 1: wrapped Christmas lights around herself and then done like dear makeup,

538
00:31:36,160 --> 00:31:40,840
Speaker 1: like really good, and I was like, girl, that beautiful.

539
00:31:41,160 --> 00:31:45,560
Speaker 1: Also in Taigon Alley is um oh God, the Weasley

540
00:31:45,760 --> 00:31:53,560
Speaker 1: shop is amazing and um bertie Bots, which is like

541
00:31:54,200 --> 00:32:01,800
Speaker 1: in Florian's ice cream shop. So he gets kidnapped. Well luckily,

542
00:32:02,360 --> 00:32:05,720
Speaker 1: luckily there's some quote unquote British people to man the

543
00:32:05,760 --> 00:32:11,640
Speaker 1: store because everyone's British too. Actually, I think they do

544
00:32:11,880 --> 00:32:14,760
Speaker 1: hire a lot of people from the UK for the

545
00:32:15,080 --> 00:32:17,000
Speaker 1: especially when it first opened, because I went when it

546
00:32:17,080 --> 00:32:20,280
Speaker 1: first open. The first time I went was Christmas when

547
00:32:20,280 --> 00:32:22,720
Speaker 1: it first open, So you can imagine there was a

548
00:32:22,960 --> 00:32:25,920
Speaker 1: First of all, there was a three hour wait to

549
00:32:25,960 --> 00:32:29,040
Speaker 1: get into the part of the theme park of the Islands,

550
00:32:29,040 --> 00:32:31,280
Speaker 1: a enter that was Harry Potterworld, and my sister and

551
00:32:31,320 --> 00:32:36,200
Speaker 1: I we just felt like better than everyone else, and

552
00:32:36,240 --> 00:32:38,400
Speaker 1: we we're like, we feel as if we shouldn't have

553
00:32:38,440 --> 00:32:42,760
Speaker 1: to wait on this line. So we literally walked past

554
00:32:42,800 --> 00:32:48,760
Speaker 1: it into God no one stopped us. That It was crazy.

555
00:32:48,920 --> 00:32:51,520
Speaker 1: You can do that. I did that at Cafe DuMond

556
00:32:51,800 --> 00:32:54,640
Speaker 1: in uh in New Orleans, like that, playing that like

557
00:32:54,720 --> 00:32:57,160
Speaker 1: tourists wait on such a long line to go. Me

558
00:32:57,240 --> 00:32:59,719
Speaker 1: and my group we just passed the line and seated

559
00:32:59,720 --> 00:33:05,200
Speaker 1: our out and it worked. I was like, I've given

560
00:33:05,400 --> 00:33:08,560
Speaker 1: my life. I was like, these people are here because

561
00:33:08,560 --> 00:33:10,680
Speaker 1: their tourists and their family brought them here and don't

562
00:33:10,760 --> 00:33:13,520
Speaker 1: know that, No, they didn't deserve it as much. I

563
00:33:13,560 --> 00:33:16,880
Speaker 1: walked right in. I'm sorry. That's the thing is what

564
00:33:16,920 --> 00:33:21,239
Speaker 1: would Harry do. Harry would would walk right in, you know,

565
00:33:21,520 --> 00:33:26,680
Speaker 1: and like I felt very you know, her himself into

566
00:33:26,800 --> 00:33:28,880
Speaker 1: sort of like a park attendant, and he would be

567
00:33:28,920 --> 00:33:32,040
Speaker 1: in the park. What if what if someone had stopped me?

568
00:33:32,080 --> 00:33:37,360
Speaker 1: And I just went like Imperial and they're like Okay,

569
00:33:37,720 --> 00:33:42,920
Speaker 1: they walk in. We're dealing with a true crazy person. Please, okay,

570
00:33:42,920 --> 00:33:45,200
Speaker 1: so wait, let me so. After you do Green Goods

571
00:33:45,760 --> 00:33:50,320
Speaker 1: the Bank the ride which features also true goblins like

572
00:33:50,720 --> 00:33:54,280
Speaker 1: over yes, um, you get on the Hogwarts Express, which

573
00:33:54,320 --> 00:33:56,840
Speaker 1: is a true train that takes you to the other

574
00:33:56,960 --> 00:33:59,440
Speaker 1: theme park, and you get off the train and then

575
00:33:59,480 --> 00:34:03,240
Speaker 1: you're in right because it's hogs Meade Village as well.

576
00:34:03,760 --> 00:34:07,320
Speaker 1: So there's a diagon alley and then there's the original

577
00:34:07,560 --> 00:34:09,800
Speaker 1: hogs Mean Village. So you walk through hogs Mean Village,

578
00:34:09,800 --> 00:34:13,320
Speaker 1: you turn the corner, there's like amazing uh dueling dragons

579
00:34:13,400 --> 00:34:16,960
Speaker 1: rolling coaster called Dragon Challenge, its theme to the Triworsard Tournament.

580
00:34:17,320 --> 00:34:19,840
Speaker 1: There's like Hagrid's House is like a little roller coaster

581
00:34:19,880 --> 00:34:22,319
Speaker 1: that goes through it called Fly to the Hippograph. It's

582
00:34:22,320 --> 00:34:25,200
Speaker 1: like there's like a little hippograph animatronic that's very cool,

583
00:34:25,400 --> 00:34:28,240
Speaker 1: very cute. And then you round the corner and there's

584
00:34:28,280 --> 00:34:33,160
Speaker 1: Hogwarts and it takes your breath away. It is shocking

585
00:34:34,360 --> 00:34:37,600
Speaker 1: throughout the whole throughout the whole park. There of course

586
00:34:37,680 --> 00:34:40,440
Speaker 1: pumping the music, which is just like the best, the

587
00:34:40,480 --> 00:34:43,480
Speaker 1: best John Williams score is just pumping through the whole

588
00:34:43,480 --> 00:34:52,480
Speaker 1: thing is u that's the best part of the see

589
00:34:53,400 --> 00:34:55,919
Speaker 1: I love the more like epic versions of it, which

590
00:34:56,160 --> 00:34:58,680
Speaker 1: I really honestly, there's a moment where you're waiting online

591
00:34:58,719 --> 00:35:05,560
Speaker 1: for uh, the Hogwarts ride, which honestly it's indescribable. I mean,

592
00:35:05,680 --> 00:35:07,560
Speaker 1: you get, you start, you get on the line for

593
00:35:07,600 --> 00:35:10,400
Speaker 1: the Hogwarts ride, and you essentially walked through the grounds

594
00:35:10,400 --> 00:35:13,759
Speaker 1: of Hogwarts and you walk through you see the mirror

595
00:35:14,280 --> 00:35:20,640
Speaker 1: said you see amazing. You see um, the the scores

596
00:35:20,680 --> 00:35:22,880
Speaker 1: of the houses, you see the dark Defense against the

597
00:35:22,920 --> 00:35:25,000
Speaker 1: Dark Arts classroom. You go, you walk through the Defense

598
00:35:25,000 --> 00:35:27,880
Speaker 1: Against Arts classroom, which is amazing. We created to scale

599
00:35:27,880 --> 00:35:30,759
Speaker 1: with the film. It's incredible. Double Door's Office, You walk

600
00:35:30,840 --> 00:35:34,840
Speaker 1: through the herbology gardens, you literally walk through all of it.

601
00:35:34,920 --> 00:35:37,480
Speaker 1: And then you you do. You walk through this part

602
00:35:37,520 --> 00:35:40,200
Speaker 1: of the hallway where the four heads of houses are

603
00:35:40,239 --> 00:35:43,719
Speaker 1: in portraits having conversations with each other, and it's just

604
00:35:43,760 --> 00:35:46,160
Speaker 1: like so fascinating to be a fan of the books

605
00:35:46,200 --> 00:35:48,719
Speaker 1: and listen to them talk. It's just so cool and

606
00:35:48,760 --> 00:35:53,000
Speaker 1: there it's really for us. Yes. Then the last thing

607
00:35:53,040 --> 00:35:55,040
Speaker 1: you see before you get on the ride, which is

608
00:35:55,719 --> 00:36:00,760
Speaker 1: mind blowing, is the sorting hat basically like breaking reality.

609
00:36:00,800 --> 00:36:05,160
Speaker 1: I'm like telling you about safety, don't put your arms

610
00:36:05,160 --> 00:36:13,080
Speaker 1: and feet out, You'll be whatever splirched or whatever Harry

611
00:36:13,080 --> 00:36:15,440
Speaker 1: Potter words. So basically, then you get on it and

612
00:36:15,480 --> 00:36:18,960
Speaker 1: it's this unbelievable. You do the ride, it's like two

613
00:36:18,960 --> 00:36:20,440
Speaker 1: and a half minutes long, and your feet touched the

614
00:36:20,480 --> 00:36:22,800
Speaker 1: ground and you can't believe what you've been through. Um,

615
00:36:22,920 --> 00:36:27,440
Speaker 1: that sounds so incredible. At so at part Con there

616
00:36:27,520 --> 00:36:29,840
Speaker 1: was also a really good mirror of Ari said costumes.

617
00:36:29,840 --> 00:36:32,840
Speaker 1: She won the costume contest because she made the entire

618
00:36:32,920 --> 00:36:35,680
Speaker 1: like structure of the mirror and it looked perfect. And

619
00:36:35,680 --> 00:36:40,120
Speaker 1: then she was Ron Weasley holding the House cup with

620
00:36:40,160 --> 00:36:47,840
Speaker 1: all of the medals. It was like it was unreal. Also,

621
00:36:48,280 --> 00:36:49,840
Speaker 1: So I haven't been to Harry Potter World, but what

622
00:36:49,880 --> 00:36:52,120
Speaker 1: I did do was the Warner Brothers Studio tour in

623
00:36:52,239 --> 00:36:57,960
Speaker 1: England when I went, and it was just the greatest.

624
00:36:58,360 --> 00:37:02,040
Speaker 1: So you when you go in, they like show you

625
00:37:02,120 --> 00:37:04,440
Speaker 1: this movie that's like all about They put you in

626
00:37:04,440 --> 00:37:07,239
Speaker 1: this movie theater and then they showed you like all

627
00:37:07,239 --> 00:37:08,920
Speaker 1: this behind the scenes stuff of the movie and they

628
00:37:09,000 --> 00:37:12,200
Speaker 1: and it's narrated by like like thirteen year old Emma

629
00:37:12,280 --> 00:37:15,400
Speaker 1: and Daniel and the like, we love being in the films.

630
00:37:15,440 --> 00:37:20,080
Speaker 1: But and then the screen, the screen lifts up and

631
00:37:20,120 --> 00:37:22,879
Speaker 1: it's the doors to Hogwarts and they open and it's

632
00:37:22,920 --> 00:37:27,320
Speaker 1: the full set for the Great Hall and you walk

633
00:37:27,400 --> 00:37:29,880
Speaker 1: in and it's just like the most insane thing. And

634
00:37:29,880 --> 00:37:32,760
Speaker 1: then the tour is like self guided, so you're allowed

635
00:37:32,800 --> 00:37:35,200
Speaker 1: to be in there for as long as you want.

636
00:37:35,239 --> 00:37:38,279
Speaker 1: And they have all of the costumes, a ton of

637
00:37:38,280 --> 00:37:41,399
Speaker 1: the original sets, so Dumbledore's office is in there. They

638
00:37:41,440 --> 00:37:45,600
Speaker 1: have the full diagon Alley set, so you walk down

639
00:37:45,600 --> 00:37:47,840
Speaker 1: and you see like Weasley, Swizard Weels was like the

640
00:37:47,880 --> 00:37:51,319
Speaker 1: big guy picking his hat off, and like you can

641
00:37:51,360 --> 00:37:54,359
Speaker 1: walk through the full platform nine and three quarters set

642
00:37:54,400 --> 00:37:59,919
Speaker 1: and get on the train. It's like all these different things,

643
00:38:00,000 --> 00:38:03,680
Speaker 1: things like um they showed all of Umbradges costumes from

644
00:38:03,719 --> 00:38:05,279
Speaker 1: the fifth movie and they were like, as she gets

645
00:38:05,320 --> 00:38:09,520
Speaker 1: more powerful, her outfits get pink, like more intensely pink.

646
00:38:09,560 --> 00:38:11,400
Speaker 1: And I was like, oh, I didn't know any of that.

647
00:38:11,920 --> 00:38:15,040
Speaker 1: They have the statue from the Ministry of Magic of

648
00:38:15,040 --> 00:38:17,440
Speaker 1: like the Wizard's trampling on all the Muggles, like the

649
00:38:17,480 --> 00:38:24,440
Speaker 1: Evil Boltimore statue and stuff. It was where is the Scotland, Ireland.

650
00:38:24,680 --> 00:38:27,799
Speaker 1: It's in the It's like in Britain, you have to

651
00:38:27,840 --> 00:38:30,400
Speaker 1: like take you can take a bus. It's like a

652
00:38:30,440 --> 00:38:33,520
Speaker 1: bus from some train station that wasn't hard to get to.

653
00:38:33,680 --> 00:38:36,200
Speaker 1: When Henry and I were there, we saw advertisements for it.

654
00:38:36,200 --> 00:38:38,000
Speaker 1: We only had a limited time and I think it

655
00:38:38,080 --> 00:38:40,520
Speaker 1: was sold out or something or like it was really expensive,

656
00:38:40,560 --> 00:38:43,440
Speaker 1: so we couldn't go. But I now am having such

657
00:38:43,480 --> 00:38:47,240
Speaker 1: regrets because I really want to go. It's so cool

658
00:38:47,320 --> 00:38:49,560
Speaker 1: and they have everything, and they just they also have

659
00:38:49,640 --> 00:38:52,799
Speaker 1: like interesting things like, um, a lot of like the

660
00:38:52,840 --> 00:38:55,239
Speaker 1: cast and crew are in the portraits and so they

661
00:38:55,360 --> 00:38:58,080
Speaker 1: showed you like the portraits in the in Hogwarts and

662
00:38:58,120 --> 00:39:01,200
Speaker 1: then like which cast and crew member director of the

663
00:39:01,239 --> 00:39:04,560
Speaker 1: movie it actually is and stuff like that. So I

664
00:39:04,640 --> 00:39:09,719
Speaker 1: literally live talk about Poticon because what what was it

665
00:39:10,080 --> 00:39:14,919
Speaker 1: so so pot icahn This girl Margaret and Kaminsky, who's great,

666
00:39:15,280 --> 00:39:18,600
Speaker 1: I guess, just started it as it started as a

667
00:39:18,640 --> 00:39:22,880
Speaker 1: get together for her friends and that's how it first started,

668
00:39:22,960 --> 00:39:25,240
Speaker 1: and then it got bigger and bigger, and then last

669
00:39:25,320 --> 00:39:27,040
Speaker 1: year and I think the year before it was at

670
00:39:27,040 --> 00:39:29,839
Speaker 1: the Bellhouse, I got involved with it. Last year she

671
00:39:29,960 --> 00:39:33,360
Speaker 1: had contacted me because I've made it known to the world.

672
00:39:34,080 --> 00:39:37,359
Speaker 1: I love Harry Potter and then I do comedy. So

673
00:39:37,400 --> 00:39:40,600
Speaker 1: I got in touch with her um and that was

674
00:39:40,640 --> 00:39:44,239
Speaker 1: like at the Bellhouse and it was awesome. It was

675
00:39:44,320 --> 00:39:47,000
Speaker 1: so much fun. But this year it was at Irving

676
00:39:47,120 --> 00:39:52,440
Speaker 1: plas insane and it was two days at Irving Plaza.

677
00:39:52,600 --> 00:39:55,120
Speaker 1: I did I like I don't did the sorting ceremony

678
00:39:55,160 --> 00:39:57,000
Speaker 1: on the first day, so I got to do the

679
00:39:57,040 --> 00:40:00,200
Speaker 1: opening sorting and it was very fun. And I brought

680
00:40:00,239 --> 00:40:03,279
Speaker 1: Pat Wise, who would never who is not he's only

681
00:40:03,280 --> 00:40:06,839
Speaker 1: seen the movies person um and he was my double door.

682
00:40:07,360 --> 00:40:10,719
Speaker 1: Yeah it's well. Also Muggle Nat. So Muggle Nat did

683
00:40:10,719 --> 00:40:13,520
Speaker 1: a review which was awesome and they my name's on

684
00:40:13,560 --> 00:40:16,840
Speaker 1: muggle Nat, something that has never Yeah, they plugged my

685
00:40:16,880 --> 00:40:21,279
Speaker 1: Twitter on muggle Nat. It was that. They also they

686
00:40:21,320 --> 00:40:28,680
Speaker 1: also were like Pat Wise, star of the Evening's furious.

687
00:40:28,840 --> 00:40:31,360
Speaker 1: They were like, he played a very casual Dumbledore. It

688
00:40:31,480 --> 00:40:34,360
Speaker 1: was hilarious. So we ran this racket where like we

689
00:40:34,440 --> 00:40:36,400
Speaker 1: only got one free drink, but the drinks at the

690
00:40:36,400 --> 00:40:39,520
Speaker 1: Irving Plaza were like mad expensive and we were like, Okay,

691
00:40:39,560 --> 00:40:42,319
Speaker 1: this is not going to fly. So we decided to

692
00:40:42,320 --> 00:40:45,160
Speaker 1: tell the audience that anyone who brought drinks for us

693
00:40:45,239 --> 00:40:49,919
Speaker 1: to the stage would get um sorted immediately into whatever house.

694
00:40:52,000 --> 00:40:54,239
Speaker 1: And so by the end of both Pat and I,

695
00:40:54,440 --> 00:40:56,719
Speaker 1: the article suggested only Pat did it, but we both

696
00:40:56,719 --> 00:41:00,719
Speaker 1: did it. Looked that night were double fist beers, which

697
00:41:00,760 --> 00:41:03,120
Speaker 1: was awesome. We got a bunch of free drinks from it.

698
00:41:04,040 --> 00:41:05,680
Speaker 1: I was I was supposed to have a second show

699
00:41:05,680 --> 00:41:08,000
Speaker 1: in the evening. Literally went to the show, said I'm

700
00:41:08,040 --> 00:41:12,600
Speaker 1: too drunk to be here. Left the show, had to

701
00:41:12,640 --> 00:41:19,640
Speaker 1: go home. I got up at least and said I

702
00:41:19,719 --> 00:41:22,080
Speaker 1: showed up. I walked in. I was like, it's not

703
00:41:22,120 --> 00:41:26,799
Speaker 1: gonna happen. I cannot work out these new characters right now.

704
00:41:27,400 --> 00:41:29,560
Speaker 1: My god, wait, can I ask what the vibe was like? Okay,

705
00:41:29,600 --> 00:41:32,160
Speaker 1: so they come up on stage walk us through it.

706
00:41:32,320 --> 00:41:33,799
Speaker 1: So the vibe is really good because it is a

707
00:41:33,800 --> 00:41:36,520
Speaker 1: twenty one and over event, so it's like very fun

708
00:41:36,800 --> 00:41:41,040
Speaker 1: I also think that in general because the original Harry Potter,

709
00:41:41,200 --> 00:41:44,120
Speaker 1: not this cursed child mass, but the original Harry Potter

710
00:41:44,200 --> 00:41:47,200
Speaker 1: is so funny, Like that's such a huge part of

711
00:41:47,200 --> 00:41:49,720
Speaker 1: the heart of the series that the Harry Potter fans

712
00:41:49,760 --> 00:41:53,799
Speaker 1: are a very good humored But so it's like a

713
00:41:53,960 --> 00:41:56,719
Speaker 1: very fun thing. The way the sorting ceremony works is

714
00:41:56,760 --> 00:41:59,400
Speaker 1: that people all put their names into a goblet of fire,

715
00:41:59,680 --> 00:42:01,279
Speaker 1: and then I come up with it, and then there's

716
00:42:01,320 --> 00:42:05,160
Speaker 1: another cauldron that has personality questions, and so I just

717
00:42:05,200 --> 00:42:07,799
Speaker 1: pulled names. It was literally now me pulling names, bringing

718
00:42:07,800 --> 00:42:10,880
Speaker 1: people up. We'd ask them the questions. I throw it

719
00:42:10,880 --> 00:42:13,160
Speaker 1: to the audience to sort them, and Dumbledore makes the

720
00:42:13,200 --> 00:42:19,359
Speaker 1: final car which for him, yes, Pat did. One dude

721
00:42:19,360 --> 00:42:20,960
Speaker 1: brought him a beer and Pat did not sort him

722
00:42:21,000 --> 00:42:25,319
Speaker 1: into the house of his choice. And then so he

723
00:42:25,400 --> 00:42:27,440
Speaker 1: came up to the stage and he did that, and

724
00:42:27,440 --> 00:42:33,920
Speaker 1: then Pat sorted him into Hufflepuff, not very rude. And

725
00:42:33,960 --> 00:42:37,279
Speaker 1: then I pulled the guy's name later, so he came

726
00:42:37,400 --> 00:42:43,560
Speaker 1: back on stage and was like hey, and it was

727
00:42:43,760 --> 00:42:45,760
Speaker 1: very tense, but he did get to go to Griffin

728
00:42:45,800 --> 00:42:48,640
Speaker 1: Door eventually, which is good. What house do you think

729
00:42:48,680 --> 00:42:52,959
Speaker 1: that you're in? Griffin Door? I feel very strongly about it. Yeah,

730
00:42:53,000 --> 00:42:56,480
Speaker 1: I believe that either I've been told I would be

731
00:42:56,520 --> 00:42:59,359
Speaker 1: a slyther end, but I feel like, and I think

732
00:42:59,400 --> 00:43:01,720
Speaker 1: you can speak this, I feel like a vast majority

733
00:43:01,760 --> 00:43:06,200
Speaker 1: of people self sort themselves into raven Claw. Yes, I

734
00:43:06,239 --> 00:43:07,719
Speaker 1: think it's I think it's what a lot of people

735
00:43:07,760 --> 00:43:09,799
Speaker 1: do when they're like, I want to say that I'm

736
00:43:09,840 --> 00:43:11,680
Speaker 1: in a cool house and then I'm smart, But I

737
00:43:11,719 --> 00:43:15,840
Speaker 1: don't want to be um as braggadocious as to say that.

738
00:43:17,040 --> 00:43:21,759
Speaker 1: Just why Yes, so a lot of people say raven Claw.

739
00:43:22,120 --> 00:43:24,279
Speaker 1: I think also like probably the crowd that we're hanging

740
00:43:24,280 --> 00:43:29,560
Speaker 1: out with has like a like an intellectually liberal vibe,

741
00:43:29,719 --> 00:43:32,279
Speaker 1: and they want they want to be like they want

742
00:43:32,280 --> 00:43:35,040
Speaker 1: to be Raven Claws. What I always say about myself

743
00:43:35,120 --> 00:43:37,920
Speaker 1: is I really feel like, depending on what phase of

744
00:43:37,960 --> 00:43:39,920
Speaker 1: my life you talk about, like I would have been

745
00:43:39,920 --> 00:43:41,640
Speaker 1: in different houses, like when I was a kid, when

746
00:43:41,640 --> 00:43:43,799
Speaker 1: I was eleven years old, you have to put me

747
00:43:43,800 --> 00:43:49,520
Speaker 1: in Griffin door for sure. In my early for sure

748
00:43:49,680 --> 00:43:55,479
Speaker 1: Slytherin absolutely, late teens, early twenties, Slytherin down right now

749
00:43:55,600 --> 00:43:57,920
Speaker 1: in my life, I feel like I'm a hufflepuff. But

750
00:43:58,000 --> 00:44:02,040
Speaker 1: I will but I will die even Okay, So interesting

751
00:44:02,080 --> 00:44:05,760
Speaker 1: that you're like, get allowing yourself the flux to change houses.

752
00:44:05,920 --> 00:44:08,239
Speaker 1: Why are you a hufflepuff now? Right now? I feel

753
00:44:08,239 --> 00:44:10,640
Speaker 1: like I'm a hufflepuff because I'm very less a fair

754
00:44:10,680 --> 00:44:14,080
Speaker 1: about the whole thing. Like, no, I think it does,

755
00:44:14,200 --> 00:44:17,120
Speaker 1: I think because I'm embracing the fun and trying to

756
00:44:17,200 --> 00:44:20,640
Speaker 1: be like like kind and just really trying to be

757
00:44:20,719 --> 00:44:23,000
Speaker 1: like like in this new phase of my life, like

758
00:44:23,280 --> 00:44:25,680
Speaker 1: just trying to be like, hey, you know, let's enjoy life.

759
00:44:26,080 --> 00:44:30,360
Speaker 1: Like I really don't feel like that lines up with

760
00:44:30,440 --> 00:44:32,239
Speaker 1: any other house. And you know, we did this last

761
00:44:32,239 --> 00:44:34,319
Speaker 1: week with Sam Taggart. We talked about sex in the

762
00:44:34,360 --> 00:44:38,000
Speaker 1: City and we talked about the sex ladies and one

763
00:44:38,040 --> 00:44:39,960
Speaker 1: of the reasons why I feel like I identify as

764
00:44:39,960 --> 00:44:45,160
Speaker 1: it carries because I strongly feel disconnected from the other three. Yes,

765
00:44:45,400 --> 00:44:47,920
Speaker 1: And I would say, like if you were to break them,

766
00:44:47,920 --> 00:44:50,000
Speaker 1: all four of them down into traits, like, yeah, I

767
00:44:50,000 --> 00:44:53,400
Speaker 1: feel like a hufflepuff right now, which Henry, my boyfriend,

768
00:44:53,400 --> 00:44:55,239
Speaker 1: gets mad when I call him a hufflepuff, but he

769
00:44:55,360 --> 00:44:59,640
Speaker 1: is and it's not but so but solf a puff

770
00:44:59,680 --> 00:45:06,360
Speaker 1: thing is like unafraid of toil, Like that is not

771
00:45:06,360 --> 00:45:15,960
Speaker 1: not rob you think I'm afraid of toil cocktail. During Podokahon,

772
00:45:16,080 --> 00:45:18,560
Speaker 1: the first girl who got sorted into huffle puffs said

773
00:45:18,600 --> 00:45:21,160
Speaker 1: that she liked to watch Shameless, So we all decided

774
00:45:21,200 --> 00:45:26,680
Speaker 1: that Shameless was another huffle puffless like like unafraid of

775
00:45:26,680 --> 00:45:35,440
Speaker 1: to great friend shameless. Ye, but so like I don't know.

776
00:45:35,600 --> 00:45:39,280
Speaker 1: I will think about huffle Puffs as like the people

777
00:45:39,360 --> 00:45:41,239
Speaker 1: from my high school who went to u v A,

778
00:45:41,440 --> 00:45:51,400
Speaker 1: Like they worked very hard and they got that is true. Well, listen,

779
00:45:51,960 --> 00:45:55,920
Speaker 1: you Delawares, it's um you have to be brave to

780
00:45:55,920 --> 00:45:59,640
Speaker 1: get through it. It's a huge school because I had

781
00:45:59,680 --> 00:46:02,719
Speaker 1: seven of friends that went there, and it's a big

782
00:46:03,000 --> 00:46:06,080
Speaker 1: it's a big little school because you know, like Delaware

783
00:46:06,120 --> 00:46:08,080
Speaker 1: is a small state, so I feel like it's a

784
00:46:08,200 --> 00:46:10,839
Speaker 1: it's a state school but for a small state. So

785
00:46:10,880 --> 00:46:13,800
Speaker 1: it's kind of like I think it's like twelve thousand

786
00:46:13,880 --> 00:46:17,120
Speaker 1: undergrads or something, so it's like size a ball. Right.

787
00:46:17,200 --> 00:46:19,320
Speaker 1: It's that situation where I could throw out three names

788
00:46:19,320 --> 00:46:21,279
Speaker 1: and like, of course you wouldn't know them, but there's

789
00:46:21,280 --> 00:46:25,239
Speaker 1: that chance you would know one where Yeah, I feel

790
00:46:25,280 --> 00:46:30,120
Speaker 1: huffle Puffs work very hard and they're generally likaball, but

791
00:46:30,960 --> 00:46:36,799
Speaker 1: I'm not. I mean, I guess Cedric to you, it

792
00:46:36,880 --> 00:46:43,760
Speaker 1: depends on what he looks. I think I would ghost

793
00:46:43,840 --> 00:46:46,839
Speaker 1: Cedric before we move on. I think what at least

794
00:46:46,880 --> 00:46:48,759
Speaker 1: I just want to point out something underlying, something at

795
00:46:48,800 --> 00:46:50,640
Speaker 1: least mentioned, is that Harry Potter fans have a sense

796
00:46:50,680 --> 00:46:52,319
Speaker 1: of humor because the books are funny. You would not

797
00:46:52,320 --> 00:46:53,640
Speaker 1: be able to do the same thing with Lord of

798
00:46:53,640 --> 00:46:56,439
Speaker 1: the Rings fans because we would take so serious. Yeah,

799
00:46:56,760 --> 00:46:58,799
Speaker 1: it's very serious, and I think probably like Game of

800
00:46:58,840 --> 00:47:01,480
Speaker 1: Thrones saying yeah a little bit, the Game of Thrones

801
00:47:01,560 --> 00:47:04,640
Speaker 1: has some humor because of like Terrian and stuff. But

802
00:47:06,800 --> 00:47:10,960
Speaker 1: are you sorry. I've read the books and I watched

803
00:47:10,960 --> 00:47:13,279
Speaker 1: the show, but it's not the same, Like I'm not

804
00:47:13,400 --> 00:47:17,320
Speaker 1: as into like I'm not like an encyclopedia for that stuff.

805
00:47:17,560 --> 00:47:20,320
Speaker 1: But I think that Harry Potter has a very fun

806
00:47:20,680 --> 00:47:23,600
Speaker 1: light heart and that like showed up in Potter Con,

807
00:47:23,760 --> 00:47:26,320
Speaker 1: like everyone is there to have a really good time.

808
00:47:26,760 --> 00:47:31,000
Speaker 1: People are drinking there, they have funny costumes, Like there

809
00:47:31,040 --> 00:47:33,480
Speaker 1: were a lot of really really amazing costumes. There was

810
00:47:33,520 --> 00:47:36,080
Speaker 1: just one Baltimore there who had like full prosthetics. It

811
00:47:36,160 --> 00:47:39,239
Speaker 1: was crazy. But there was also like cute friends who

812
00:47:39,320 --> 00:47:44,319
Speaker 1: came as Ron and Padma Patil and like like like

813
00:47:44,400 --> 00:47:47,440
Speaker 1: it was two gals and one was wearing like the

814
00:47:47,600 --> 00:47:51,799
Speaker 1: shitty frilly robes that Ron had online, and then the

815
00:47:51,800 --> 00:47:54,319
Speaker 1: other one had like the like an orange sorry, and

816
00:47:54,320 --> 00:47:56,319
Speaker 1: they like went on and just like they would walk

817
00:47:56,360 --> 00:47:58,520
Speaker 1: around looking piste off at each other, and he was

818
00:47:58,560 --> 00:48:00,759
Speaker 1: like like they like they would kind of hold hands

819
00:48:00,760 --> 00:48:07,040
Speaker 1: and I'd be like, you know, what's your favorite book?

820
00:48:08,040 --> 00:48:12,200
Speaker 1: Goblet of Fire. Absolutely think it when you look back

821
00:48:12,239 --> 00:48:14,560
Speaker 1: on this series, like Goblet of Fire was the one

822
00:48:15,480 --> 00:48:18,080
Speaker 1: I think because like of how it starts and how

823
00:48:18,120 --> 00:48:21,160
Speaker 1: its like just the procession of like you know, you

824
00:48:21,239 --> 00:48:23,240
Speaker 1: got the eule Ball, you got the tribe as a tournament,

825
00:48:23,760 --> 00:48:27,239
Speaker 1: like then in the thick of their like adolescence, yes,

826
00:48:27,400 --> 00:48:29,920
Speaker 1: and then it ends with the Dark Turn. And the

827
00:48:29,960 --> 00:48:33,320
Speaker 1: books are never perfectly paced because the first three books

828
00:48:33,400 --> 00:48:35,480
Speaker 1: I'll let up to some big event at the end,

829
00:48:35,719 --> 00:48:39,479
Speaker 1: whereas Goblet of Fire had like three four based out

830
00:48:39,800 --> 00:48:44,360
Speaker 1: it was like high energy events. It's stratas the Goblet

831
00:48:44,360 --> 00:48:46,960
Speaker 1: of Fire is the book that lives in the two

832
00:48:47,200 --> 00:48:49,359
Speaker 1: worlds that exist in Harry Potter, which are like the

833
00:48:49,560 --> 00:48:54,760
Speaker 1: light frivolous like Tumbledore's password is Lemon Drops the world

834
00:48:54,920 --> 00:48:58,680
Speaker 1: of like the first three and the upside Down and

835
00:48:58,719 --> 00:49:02,280
Speaker 1: then the like like you need to confront Death, Harry

836
00:49:03,120 --> 00:49:06,120
Speaker 1: the last like it lives in kind of both of

837
00:49:06,160 --> 00:49:10,479
Speaker 1: those worlds. They're like silly, goofy things like the Rita

838
00:49:10,560 --> 00:49:13,839
Speaker 1: Skeeter plotline, I think is like very there's so many

839
00:49:13,920 --> 00:49:17,840
Speaker 1: fun subplots in Fire Rita Skeeter and then like Harry

840
00:49:18,080 --> 00:49:21,040
Speaker 1: loving cho Cheng starts. Then that's when you get the

841
00:49:21,080 --> 00:49:24,839
Speaker 1: first hint of Ron and Hermione realized, which is very

842
00:49:24,880 --> 00:49:32,000
Speaker 1: fun and hot. Hermione, Hermione, I'll never hot Hermione was

843
00:49:32,040 --> 00:49:35,200
Speaker 1: a moment in time. I will never have we talked

844
00:49:35,200 --> 00:49:37,800
Speaker 1: about this on this podcast before, because I'm having deja

845
00:49:37,920 --> 00:49:42,680
Speaker 1: vu right now about her about this um moment of

846
00:49:43,360 --> 00:49:46,600
Speaker 1: So I will never forget a moment in my life

847
00:49:46,600 --> 00:49:51,359
Speaker 1: that changed my life was when Um, I remember I

848
00:49:51,400 --> 00:49:55,560
Speaker 1: was reading Goblet of Fire and I was sitting by

849
00:49:55,560 --> 00:49:58,440
Speaker 1: by the pool and I was like reading it, and

850
00:49:58,560 --> 00:50:04,040
Speaker 1: I remember it was the moment when they've grabbed Harry

851
00:50:04,040 --> 00:50:07,359
Speaker 1: and have decided to grab the cup together and it's

852
00:50:07,360 --> 00:50:09,520
Speaker 1: a port key and they get transported to the manner.

853
00:50:10,239 --> 00:50:19,840
Speaker 1: And when Cedric was murdered by Baltimore, that absolutely I

854
00:50:19,880 --> 00:50:22,000
Speaker 1: had to put the book down and I had to

855
00:50:22,480 --> 00:50:25,520
Speaker 1: do several like laps around my yard. I was like,

856
00:50:26,120 --> 00:50:28,680
Speaker 1: my life has changed because it had not happened to me.

857
00:50:29,040 --> 00:50:32,040
Speaker 1: It had never happened. And also I think in my

858
00:50:32,239 --> 00:50:35,520
Speaker 1: like short life at that time, like I had never

859
00:50:35,640 --> 00:50:40,080
Speaker 1: like actually understood like kids die, like like I really

860
00:50:40,239 --> 00:50:43,920
Speaker 1: like that was a choice. It also happened so fast.

861
00:50:44,239 --> 00:50:47,120
Speaker 1: It happens in an instant. And like the line he

862
00:50:47,160 --> 00:50:49,759
Speaker 1: was dead before he hit the ground, never forget the line,

863
00:50:50,600 --> 00:50:54,120
Speaker 1: We'll never forget that the ghost of his last last

864
00:50:54,160 --> 00:51:01,319
Speaker 1: still on his face when he died, the ghost of

865
00:51:01,400 --> 00:51:07,160
Speaker 1: his last laugh still on his face. That really wow,

866
00:51:07,320 --> 00:51:10,719
Speaker 1: my god. The seventh book too, is phenomenal. Seven. She

867
00:51:10,760 --> 00:51:12,880
Speaker 1: could have sucked that up for real, and she like

868
00:51:13,400 --> 00:51:16,200
Speaker 1: hit a home run. The Battle of Hogwarts is one

869
00:51:16,280 --> 00:51:21,480
Speaker 1: of the coolest things. And then like Harry meeting Dumbledore

870
00:51:21,480 --> 00:51:26,000
Speaker 1: at King's Cross and like that, so like the gross

871
00:51:26,080 --> 00:51:30,799
Speaker 1: like fetal Baltimore just like dying. Also, I just feel

872
00:51:30,840 --> 00:51:35,880
Speaker 1: like it's so rare as an artist like that you truly, like,

873
00:51:36,040 --> 00:51:38,920
Speaker 1: especially at that level of commercial success for her, like

874
00:51:38,960 --> 00:51:43,680
Speaker 1: where you truly nail something like she stuck the landing

875
00:51:44,080 --> 00:51:48,439
Speaker 1: so hard, and so for her to be on her

876
00:51:48,480 --> 00:51:51,920
Speaker 1: Twitter and say, gosh, I wish I hadn't put her

877
00:51:51,960 --> 00:51:56,320
Speaker 1: money and ron together, so ridiculous, Like that's so ridiculous.

878
00:51:56,360 --> 00:52:00,520
Speaker 1: Because also it's so much cooler that Harry and her

879
00:52:00,520 --> 00:52:04,920
Speaker 1: min here are just good friends. It's absolutely way cooler,

880
00:52:04,960 --> 00:52:09,240
Speaker 1: I think, Like I think that show having a strong

881
00:52:09,560 --> 00:52:13,480
Speaker 1: platonic male female friendship at the heart of the story

882
00:52:13,520 --> 00:52:18,080
Speaker 1: like is huge. I mean it's like, like you don't

883
00:52:18,280 --> 00:52:21,640
Speaker 1: see that in books. It would have completely undercut all

884
00:52:21,680 --> 00:52:24,880
Speaker 1: this stuff, Like it would have made her instead of

885
00:52:24,920 --> 00:52:27,840
Speaker 1: her being her mine, it would have made her Harry's

886
00:52:27,840 --> 00:52:31,160
Speaker 1: her Harry's girlfriend exactly. And she stands on her own

887
00:52:31,239 --> 00:52:38,200
Speaker 1: more when she's with like yeah, and also just like yeah,

888
00:52:38,320 --> 00:52:41,520
Speaker 1: just like you can't take her mine's power away from her.

889
00:52:41,600 --> 00:52:43,960
Speaker 1: That does take away everything. And also if she had

890
00:52:44,000 --> 00:52:46,560
Speaker 1: a regret, then come out and say that it's you

891
00:52:46,640 --> 00:52:51,440
Speaker 1: put her money with anybody, like like I just hated that.

892
00:52:51,640 --> 00:52:55,120
Speaker 1: I just thought it was so disrespectful. And I was like,

893
00:52:55,280 --> 00:52:58,040
Speaker 1: because we all were with her, you know what I mean. Like,

894
00:52:58,280 --> 00:53:00,200
Speaker 1: and then to hear how she would change other things

895
00:53:00,239 --> 00:53:02,960
Speaker 1: about the books, Like I can't really relate any specifics

896
00:53:03,040 --> 00:53:05,040
Speaker 1: right now, but just I don't want to hear how

897
00:53:05,080 --> 00:53:09,040
Speaker 1: she would have rewritten that j K is a little

898
00:53:09,080 --> 00:53:12,279
Speaker 1: too like eager to like, yeah, the keyboard, and I

899
00:53:12,320 --> 00:53:15,160
Speaker 1: know I think she's a drift a little bit with

900
00:53:15,280 --> 00:53:17,640
Speaker 1: what to do with this thing, and news flash, what

901
00:53:17,719 --> 00:53:20,680
Speaker 1: she should do is write the Marauders prequel. That's exactly

902
00:53:20,680 --> 00:53:23,759
Speaker 1: what I've been thinking since the third book. News Yeah,

903
00:53:23,800 --> 00:53:25,680
Speaker 1: it's just like, well, I think she doesn't want to

904
00:53:25,680 --> 00:53:28,480
Speaker 1: do it because it's precisely the thing that everyone wants

905
00:53:28,480 --> 00:53:33,480
Speaker 1: her to do. But it's all it's so there, it's

906
00:53:33,520 --> 00:53:35,719
Speaker 1: all there. And I said that she on stage at

907
00:53:35,760 --> 00:53:39,600
Speaker 1: Potter Con and it got like raucous applause, like people

908
00:53:40,080 --> 00:53:43,759
Speaker 1: want it and it's like an irving Plausa gave you

909
00:53:43,800 --> 00:53:48,439
Speaker 1: like a huge applause break that's crazy, Like just we

910
00:53:48,680 --> 00:53:51,040
Speaker 1: need to know. I was like, we need to know

911
00:53:51,080 --> 00:53:54,719
Speaker 1: how Lillian, how did Lily start liking James? We like

912
00:53:54,800 --> 00:53:57,920
Speaker 1: don't really get the answers to that. And then the

913
00:53:57,960 --> 00:54:00,880
Speaker 1: other thing is like serious is really hot and like

914
00:54:00,920 --> 00:54:04,239
Speaker 1: I would love to explore that they were all hot.

915
00:54:04,320 --> 00:54:09,400
Speaker 1: James Potter was hot and like a like a cute

916
00:54:09,640 --> 00:54:13,840
Speaker 1: little way pedigree Now that was my one thing. I

917
00:54:13,880 --> 00:54:15,920
Speaker 1: was like, why has pedigrew friends? I know? And it's

918
00:54:15,920 --> 00:54:18,759
Speaker 1: also like when your friend turns into a rat, when

919
00:54:18,760 --> 00:54:21,560
Speaker 1: the animal that expresses his heart is that he's a rat,

920
00:54:21,680 --> 00:54:25,239
Speaker 1: It's like maybe we need red flag when his animogous

921
00:54:25,280 --> 00:54:29,480
Speaker 1: as a rat red flag. Like their part of the

922
00:54:29,480 --> 00:54:33,239
Speaker 1: seventh book was exploring the seventh exploring Snap and you're

923
00:54:33,239 --> 00:54:36,759
Speaker 1: finding a total asshole. Yes, and it's like that like

924
00:54:37,080 --> 00:54:40,120
Speaker 1: that James. It's so interesting because in the first books

925
00:54:40,440 --> 00:54:44,640
Speaker 1: there's so much James adoration, Like Harry's focus is so

926
00:54:44,760 --> 00:54:47,720
Speaker 1: much on James, and like knowing more about James, his father,

927
00:54:48,200 --> 00:54:51,000
Speaker 1: and towards the end it really becomes so much more

928
00:54:51,000 --> 00:54:54,200
Speaker 1: about Lily, and you like find out that Lily was

929
00:54:54,280 --> 00:54:56,920
Speaker 1: like really the heart of everything and that like she

930
00:54:57,120 --> 00:54:59,440
Speaker 1: was the one who was like good and kind she

931
00:54:59,560 --> 00:55:03,120
Speaker 1: saved and that she saved him with her mother's laugh.

932
00:55:04,520 --> 00:55:10,000
Speaker 1: Loved that that snape story from from the Princess Tail

933
00:55:12,520 --> 00:55:17,000
Speaker 1: truly well done. And that's like for like for me,

934
00:55:17,040 --> 00:55:19,879
Speaker 1: it's like I haven't finished this. I will finish it

935
00:55:20,120 --> 00:55:22,880
Speaker 1: um in course the child. But the thing is like

936
00:55:23,120 --> 00:55:25,120
Speaker 1: I don't need this, you know what I mean, Like

937
00:55:25,200 --> 00:55:30,479
Speaker 1: when she ended the last book with an always well, yeah,

938
00:55:30,480 --> 00:55:33,560
Speaker 1: I actually didn't want to continue further in Harry's life.

939
00:55:33,560 --> 00:55:36,160
Speaker 1: I would like to know back more, or I do

940
00:55:36,239 --> 00:55:40,280
Speaker 1: think it's interesting that she's doing fantastic beasts. I'm interested

941
00:55:40,360 --> 00:55:43,240
Speaker 1: to see what she's going to do. Have you guys

942
00:55:43,280 --> 00:55:46,160
Speaker 1: read any of the like Potter More stuff about like

943
00:55:46,200 --> 00:55:50,799
Speaker 1: the other wizarding schools and stuff in America. So there's

944
00:55:50,840 --> 00:55:55,600
Speaker 1: the one in America, there's one in a Gilver Morney

945
00:55:55,719 --> 00:55:58,560
Speaker 1: is the American one, and then the house names also

946
00:55:58,600 --> 00:56:00,960
Speaker 1: said this at Potter Con was like a first draft.

947
00:56:03,360 --> 00:56:06,200
Speaker 1: They're so bad, very bumpus, which is what I got.

948
00:56:06,280 --> 00:56:09,480
Speaker 1: It's like some sort of large cat puckwagi, which is

949
00:56:09,520 --> 00:56:17,880
Speaker 1: like a tiny humanoid figure, horned serpent, what the hellbird?

950
00:56:18,520 --> 00:56:22,360
Speaker 1: Thunderbird and those are them? This is very bad. Every

951
00:56:22,480 --> 00:56:24,640
Speaker 1: kid like names the ship that they draw. It's a

952
00:56:24,680 --> 00:56:27,319
Speaker 1: cursed child, feels like it feels like fan fixure. I

953
00:56:27,360 --> 00:56:30,320
Speaker 1: think that J. K. Rowling is also like a profoundly

954
00:56:30,400 --> 00:56:33,480
Speaker 1: British woman, and if she's going to be writing about

955
00:56:33,560 --> 00:56:37,920
Speaker 1: other people in other places, she needs some other hands

956
00:56:38,040 --> 00:56:41,000
Speaker 1: on deck. Because so she was writing about the other schools.

957
00:56:41,040 --> 00:56:44,440
Speaker 1: I think it's very cool. There are some problems. One

958
00:56:45,360 --> 00:56:50,160
Speaker 1: Africa has one school and they don't and they don't

959
00:56:50,280 --> 00:56:56,440
Speaker 1: use ones and they all learned to turn into animals.

960
00:56:57,280 --> 00:57:00,880
Speaker 1: So South America also has one school. It's in Brazil.

961
00:57:02,080 --> 00:57:06,040
Speaker 1: All of Asia has one school it's in Japan. So

962
00:57:06,120 --> 00:57:13,600
Speaker 1: let's talk about how China has nowhere. First of all,

963
00:57:13,840 --> 00:57:17,840
Speaker 1: the Japanese are not letting like Koreans and Chinese people

964
00:57:17,840 --> 00:57:24,440
Speaker 1: come to their school. No, that Japan is not doing that,

965
00:57:24,880 --> 00:57:28,000
Speaker 1: so like, but also Japan does have a cool backstory

966
00:57:28,000 --> 00:57:30,240
Speaker 1: where like they get these robes at the start of

967
00:57:30,320 --> 00:57:33,640
Speaker 1: their learning, and as they grow, the robes change color,

968
00:57:33,880 --> 00:57:36,160
Speaker 1: like as they learn more about magic, and then if

969
00:57:36,200 --> 00:57:40,760
Speaker 1: they if they like become a dark magic person, they're

970
00:57:40,800 --> 00:57:42,960
Speaker 1: like a dark wizard, they turn white and it's like

971
00:57:43,080 --> 00:57:44,920
Speaker 1: dishonor on your family, which is like, well cool to

972
00:57:45,040 --> 00:57:48,720
Speaker 1: for you to bring in dishonor on your family. She

973
00:57:48,880 --> 00:57:54,040
Speaker 1: just needs, so let's on pottermore. So, there are three

974
00:57:54,160 --> 00:57:58,240
Speaker 1: schools in Europe dirm String, Bobaton, and Hogwarts, and then

975
00:57:58,320 --> 00:58:04,680
Speaker 1: every other continent has one. Australia has none, and it's

976
00:58:04,880 --> 00:58:08,160
Speaker 1: just a mess. And I'm like, girl, this is very cool,

977
00:58:08,200 --> 00:58:10,440
Speaker 1: but like you need she already got in trouble for

978
00:58:10,480 --> 00:58:12,240
Speaker 1: like the way she talked. She did a whole series

979
00:58:12,240 --> 00:58:14,960
Speaker 1: on magic in North America and like wove in a

980
00:58:15,040 --> 00:58:18,960
Speaker 1: lot of like Native American things and did it in

981
00:58:19,000 --> 00:58:20,760
Speaker 1: a way that Native American people didn't like and I

982
00:58:20,800 --> 00:58:23,200
Speaker 1: was like, you shouldn't have touched this, you should have

983
00:58:23,280 --> 00:58:25,440
Speaker 1: gone here with this, which like, obviously she's going to

984
00:58:25,480 --> 00:58:27,200
Speaker 1: write about magic and North America. It's good for her

985
00:58:27,240 --> 00:58:30,840
Speaker 1: to include like Native American people, but maybe get some

986
00:58:30,880 --> 00:58:34,200
Speaker 1: of those people on your team to help you, right,

987
00:58:34,200 --> 00:58:36,560
Speaker 1: because I guess she like took this very like skin

988
00:58:36,680 --> 00:58:40,160
Speaker 1: walkers are like a sacred like thing, and she was like,

989
00:58:40,360 --> 00:58:45,160
Speaker 1: they're really just wizards and people were like, no, they're

990
00:58:45,200 --> 00:58:50,880
Speaker 1: not really just wizards. I think she's an extraordinarily talented person.

991
00:58:51,400 --> 00:58:54,560
Speaker 1: I think that there's a time to say goodbye. Yeah,

992
00:58:54,680 --> 00:58:57,640
Speaker 1: and like I think, you know, she is in a

993
00:58:57,680 --> 00:59:00,560
Speaker 1: place right now, she's certainly enough financial place where she

994
00:59:00,560 --> 00:59:03,440
Speaker 1: can afford to say goodbye. Yes, I really don't think

995
00:59:03,480 --> 00:59:05,640
Speaker 1: it's that she needs money. I think she's a creative

996
00:59:05,680 --> 00:59:09,440
Speaker 1: person who wants to create more. And I truly think

997
00:59:09,480 --> 00:59:12,680
Speaker 1: like she thinks that she's contributing as she puts more

998
00:59:12,680 --> 00:59:14,320
Speaker 1: and more in the world. And also I do think

999
00:59:14,320 --> 00:59:17,080
Speaker 1: there's a lot of pressure on Earth from the industry

1000
00:59:17,080 --> 00:59:19,680
Speaker 1: to keep doing it, keep going. But the thing is

1001
00:59:19,720 --> 00:59:22,680
Speaker 1: like within what she's set up, like like I have

1002
00:59:22,720 --> 00:59:26,000
Speaker 1: no problem with fantastic beasts. I have no problem with that.

1003
00:59:26,080 --> 00:59:27,680
Speaker 1: I think that's kind of fun. I think it's gonna

1004
00:59:27,720 --> 00:59:29,920
Speaker 1: be cool that it's in the US and the twenties

1005
00:59:29,960 --> 00:59:33,760
Speaker 1: and stuff. I think that's really funny. Redman, it's awesome.

1006
00:59:34,040 --> 00:59:37,560
Speaker 1: I guess, like, don't funk up what you've already perfected,

1007
00:59:38,120 --> 00:59:41,760
Speaker 1: because that's what First Child feels. Yeah, And honestly, I like,

1008
00:59:41,920 --> 00:59:43,960
Speaker 1: there is an element and I'll just say on here,

1009
00:59:44,000 --> 00:59:45,960
Speaker 1: like spoiler alert, maybe turn the volume down from the

1010
00:59:46,000 --> 00:59:49,000
Speaker 1: next ten fifteen seconds. There's an element of time travel,

1011
00:59:49,040 --> 00:59:50,640
Speaker 1: and I feel like it's going to be very back

1012
00:59:50,680 --> 00:59:53,160
Speaker 1: to the future where it's going to sun up, and

1013
00:59:54,440 --> 00:59:57,880
Speaker 1: I'm not happy about it. It's very like it's very

1014
00:59:57,920 --> 01:00:00,720
Speaker 1: winky because now it's like your go back to all

1015
01:00:00,760 --> 01:00:05,680
Speaker 1: these moments that people Yeah, and yes, I mean it

1016
01:00:05,720 --> 01:00:08,680
Speaker 1: read's kind of like a fan fiction to be honest

1017
01:00:09,160 --> 01:00:12,600
Speaker 1: like that. It's like these characters but they're not exactly right,

1018
01:00:12,760 --> 01:00:17,440
Speaker 1: and they're like doing they're doing things that I don't know.

1019
01:00:17,680 --> 01:00:20,200
Speaker 1: I think. I don't. I just don't think that Curse

1020
01:00:20,320 --> 01:00:24,320
Speaker 1: Child is what people wanted. I don't think. Like, actually,

1021
01:00:24,960 --> 01:00:27,680
Speaker 1: I think the story of Harry was done at the

1022
01:00:27,800 --> 01:00:29,920
Speaker 1: end of the seventh book, and it kind of like

1023
01:00:30,080 --> 01:00:35,520
Speaker 1: ruins it to have like these people and things coming back,

1024
01:00:35,680 --> 01:00:39,760
Speaker 1: like you know, another potential spoiler or whatever. But there's

1025
01:00:39,760 --> 01:00:44,120
Speaker 1: Baltimore stuff in there, and I'm like, no, Baltimore's defeated.

1026
01:00:43,520 --> 01:00:48,800
Speaker 1: He killed the people, like he sacrificed himself and died

1027
01:00:48,960 --> 01:00:52,000
Speaker 1: and came back to fucking life and then like Nevill

1028
01:00:52,080 --> 01:00:55,320
Speaker 1: killed the snake and Baltimore it's done. And it's the

1029
01:00:55,360 --> 01:00:57,520
Speaker 1: same problem I have, really, And I did love The

1030
01:00:57,560 --> 01:01:00,160
Speaker 1: Force Awakens. I did like Star Wars a lot, but

1031
01:01:00,240 --> 01:01:02,080
Speaker 1: it's the same problem I have with that. It's like

1032
01:01:02,360 --> 01:01:05,880
Speaker 1: the Republic has risen. It's like, what are you talking about?

1033
01:01:05,920 --> 01:01:10,160
Speaker 1: How where did they come from? How honestly like answer

1034
01:01:10,240 --> 01:01:13,520
Speaker 1: the question, like where did they come from? Because they

1035
01:01:13,520 --> 01:01:16,720
Speaker 1: were wiped out and and what you know, I I

1036
01:01:16,800 --> 01:01:20,320
Speaker 1: understand there's conflict again, make it an entirely new conflict.

1037
01:01:20,400 --> 01:01:21,720
Speaker 1: That was my thing is. I was like, get a

1038
01:01:21,720 --> 01:01:25,960
Speaker 1: new dark Wizard here. Like my thing with this is

1039
01:01:26,000 --> 01:01:28,360
Speaker 1: towards the end. And this is just from synapsis because

1040
01:01:28,400 --> 01:01:31,280
Speaker 1: I don't really feel like I care about this book

1041
01:01:31,360 --> 01:01:33,000
Speaker 1: enough to read it or this play enough to read it.

1042
01:01:33,240 --> 01:01:34,880
Speaker 1: But there's some plot elements in the end that just

1043
01:01:34,880 --> 01:01:37,520
Speaker 1: feel very Daisex Mock and I eat like it's like, oh,

1044
01:01:37,640 --> 01:01:39,840
Speaker 1: all of a sudden, there's this thing that we didn't

1045
01:01:39,960 --> 01:01:42,360
Speaker 1: of course address before, and which the books never did.

1046
01:01:42,360 --> 01:01:45,600
Speaker 1: The books were self contained and realized enough to have

1047
01:01:45,680 --> 01:01:48,120
Speaker 1: everything makes sense, and this just feels like it's pulling

1048
01:01:48,120 --> 01:01:49,840
Speaker 1: stuff out of its ass because it's trying to be

1049
01:01:49,920 --> 01:01:53,000
Speaker 1: too epic and and it's trying to cover so much

1050
01:01:53,040 --> 01:01:55,400
Speaker 1: ground time wise, you go through what four years in

1051
01:01:55,440 --> 01:01:58,880
Speaker 1: this It's it's pretty crazy. It's crazy, and there's so

1052
01:01:58,960 --> 01:02:04,040
Speaker 1: much of like characters coming up like um Like like

1053
01:02:04,160 --> 01:02:06,240
Speaker 1: one example is like a scene at the very very

1054
01:02:06,320 --> 01:02:10,320
Speaker 1: beginning where you meet Scorpius Malfoy and Rose Rose Granger

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01:02:10,320 --> 01:02:12,920
Speaker 1: Weasley is like, you're the boy who everyone thinks is

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01:02:12,960 --> 01:02:16,840
Speaker 1: Boltimore's real son. This is your backstory and life goodbye.

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Speaker 1: It's just like I can't. I don't. Like it's very bad.

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01:02:20,320 --> 01:02:22,200
Speaker 1: It's not. All of the things that are great about

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01:02:22,200 --> 01:02:26,600
Speaker 1: Harry Potter, like the law, like the development of things, whatever,

1060
01:02:26,800 --> 01:02:31,120
Speaker 1: is like completely undercut in this thing. And also like

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01:02:31,680 --> 01:02:33,400
Speaker 1: she should have gotten that lady to do some of

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01:02:33,400 --> 01:02:37,800
Speaker 1: the illustrations. Something brought some of that back, yes, but

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Speaker 1: I know, I just think I think expanding the world

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01:02:41,360 --> 01:02:44,400
Speaker 1: is cool. I think that if she wants, well, my

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01:02:44,400 --> 01:02:47,560
Speaker 1: my prediction is that so we're doing this magic in

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Speaker 1: North America thing with Fantastic Beasts. But Fantastic Beast is

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Speaker 1: kind of like it's obviously gonna be a franchise, and

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01:02:52,760 --> 01:02:55,360
Speaker 1: it's a perfect franchise to travel around the world. So

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Speaker 1: I think she released the stuff about the other wizarding

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Speaker 1: schools because Fantastic Beasts is gonna take It'll be a

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01:03:01,480 --> 01:03:07,400
Speaker 1: like around the World's definitely cool. I'd like to read

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Speaker 1: an except of some bad writing from the girls in side.

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01:03:11,360 --> 01:03:15,280
Speaker 1: So this is a scene where um, all the all

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Speaker 1: the adult characters arrived at Professor Minerva mcgonagall's head mistress

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Speaker 1: of so Minerva McGonagall, who has now got to be

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Speaker 1: three thousand years old, who's still living, is head mistress

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Speaker 1: of Harry Potter, had mistress of Hogwarts. She's had mistress

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Speaker 1: of Hogwarts, and she all of a sudden she's in

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01:03:34,320 --> 01:03:37,840
Speaker 1: her office and everyone arrives through Flo Plotter flo Powder

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01:03:37,960 --> 01:03:42,480
Speaker 1: through the chimney, and this exchange happens between Harry and

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Speaker 1: Draco malfoy. Quite a surprise to see you, Draco. I

1082
01:03:46,400 --> 01:03:50,360
Speaker 1: thought you didn't believe in my dreams. Draco says, I don't,

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01:03:50,440 --> 01:03:53,520
Speaker 1: but I do trust your luck. Harry Potter is always

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01:03:53,520 --> 01:03:55,720
Speaker 1: where the action is at, and I need my son

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01:03:55,840 --> 01:03:58,920
Speaker 1: back with me, safe and safe and sound. Jenny says,

1086
01:03:59,320 --> 01:04:02,600
Speaker 1: Then let's go to the Forbidden Forest and find them both.

1087
01:04:03,120 --> 01:04:07,240
Speaker 1: And seen it's just like such middle school play. Yeah,

1088
01:04:07,280 --> 01:04:13,479
Speaker 1: it's like very it's let's go here. It's so much

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01:04:13,520 --> 01:04:16,560
Speaker 1: of that. It's so much of that. And also there's

1090
01:04:16,560 --> 01:04:20,640
Speaker 1: like a weird element of like albics severus knowing like

1091
01:04:20,760 --> 01:04:23,080
Speaker 1: everything that's ever happened in Harry's life, as if he's

1092
01:04:23,120 --> 01:04:25,360
Speaker 1: read the books and it's like, you know, like I

1093
01:04:25,400 --> 01:04:29,760
Speaker 1: don't know about everything my parents have done, and they're

1094
01:04:29,800 --> 01:04:33,280
Speaker 1: like like like literally, he's like, well, the second task

1095
01:04:33,440 --> 01:04:35,000
Speaker 1: was the one where they went into the water and

1096
01:04:35,000 --> 01:04:36,600
Speaker 1: blah blah blah, and it's like, why the do you

1097
01:04:36,640 --> 01:04:39,200
Speaker 1: know that? Like who would know? Like why would you?

1098
01:04:39,320 --> 01:04:42,920
Speaker 1: Like I don't know about like what like my mom's

1099
01:04:43,080 --> 01:04:47,600
Speaker 1: cheer competitions or whenever, Like I don't know, Like he

1100
01:04:47,720 --> 01:04:53,520
Speaker 1: just knows everything about Harry's life, and like it's it's

1101
01:04:53,720 --> 01:04:56,080
Speaker 1: very black, and I feel like there's going to be

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Speaker 1: a lot of people out there that are going to

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01:04:57,520 --> 01:05:00,160
Speaker 1: be here that there's criticism. Of course, the child, there's

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01:05:00,200 --> 01:05:02,000
Speaker 1: those people that it's like me, when I watched like

1105
01:05:02,080 --> 01:05:05,000
Speaker 1: season five and six have lost, I was like, no,

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01:05:05,160 --> 01:05:09,120
Speaker 1: it's still good. It wasn't And it's like, those people

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01:05:09,160 --> 01:05:10,640
Speaker 1: are going to be out there for this book. But

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01:05:10,680 --> 01:05:12,320
Speaker 1: here's what I would say to them. It's like we

1109
01:05:12,640 --> 01:05:15,920
Speaker 1: have earned the rights to criticize these books. I mean,

1110
01:05:16,320 --> 01:05:19,880
Speaker 1: because like I said, there's nothing better than the original,

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01:05:20,040 --> 01:05:22,160
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, Like the original series, it's

1112
01:05:22,240 --> 01:05:25,800
Speaker 1: it was amazing, Like this does not feel right, and

1113
01:05:25,840 --> 01:05:28,640
Speaker 1: we're allowed to say that doesn't feel right. Yeah, it's

1114
01:05:28,880 --> 01:05:35,160
Speaker 1: you can tell it's not purely her. She just she

1115
01:05:35,520 --> 01:05:38,120
Speaker 1: she just supervised the story and you can tell because

1116
01:05:38,120 --> 01:05:41,919
Speaker 1: the characters are all wrong and it just lacks the

1117
01:05:42,080 --> 01:05:46,400
Speaker 1: spark of the original. My hope is that we'll see

1118
01:05:46,440 --> 01:05:49,920
Speaker 1: some of that in um Fantastic Peace. I have really

1119
01:05:49,960 --> 01:05:53,280
Speaker 1: liked the previews of Fantastic I think it. I also

1120
01:05:53,320 --> 01:05:56,120
Speaker 1: think it's great that she herself wrote the screen. But

1121
01:05:56,280 --> 01:05:58,400
Speaker 1: and I didn't know that that was true. I don't know.

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01:05:58,520 --> 01:06:00,960
Speaker 1: I didn't know that they would have Like Hollywood is

1123
01:06:01,000 --> 01:06:02,600
Speaker 1: so weird. I didn't know that they would have like

1124
01:06:02,680 --> 01:06:05,640
Speaker 1: trusted her a novelist to write a screenplay for it,

1125
01:06:05,720 --> 01:06:07,680
Speaker 1: but looks like they did. And that's exciting for me

1126
01:06:07,720 --> 01:06:10,560
Speaker 1: because I do think she's fantastic. Yeah, I think it's

1127
01:06:10,560 --> 01:06:14,120
Speaker 1: gonna be. I mean, I have really enjoyed, like all

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01:06:14,200 --> 01:06:16,920
Speaker 1: the little hints at it. I think that it's really

1129
01:06:16,960 --> 01:06:21,320
Speaker 1: fun um and I am excited to learn about American

1130
01:06:21,320 --> 01:06:23,920
Speaker 1: wizards and stuff like that. Like it takes place like

1131
01:06:24,000 --> 01:06:26,560
Speaker 1: there's that scene where it shows like the seal for

1132
01:06:26,600 --> 01:06:29,040
Speaker 1: the Magical Congress of the United States, which is right

1133
01:06:29,080 --> 01:06:35,280
Speaker 1: here in New York City under the Woolworth, So it's

1134
01:06:35,320 --> 01:06:37,600
Speaker 1: Colin Farrell, Eddie Redman, and then is the rest of

1135
01:06:37,600 --> 01:06:42,720
Speaker 1: it kind of just like yeah, yeah, new people. I

1136
01:06:42,760 --> 01:06:45,160
Speaker 1: think that part of it is that he's running around

1137
01:06:45,240 --> 01:06:47,720
Speaker 1: with a Muggle. He actually has a Muggle friend, which

1138
01:06:47,760 --> 01:06:50,480
Speaker 1: is one of the things that I did think was

1139
01:06:50,280 --> 01:06:52,240
Speaker 1: it was something that maybe could have been done in

1140
01:06:52,240 --> 01:06:55,680
Speaker 1: the original series, was have there be like one actual

1141
01:06:55,800 --> 01:06:59,959
Speaker 1: Muggle who was like a good person or that wasn't

1142
01:07:00,040 --> 01:07:02,680
Speaker 1: like a full idiot. Yeah, it wasn't just like the

1143
01:07:02,720 --> 01:07:05,959
Speaker 1: worst I mean, I get you can't do everything, but

1144
01:07:06,200 --> 01:07:08,600
Speaker 1: like the only ones were the durs leads, and it

1145
01:07:08,680 --> 01:07:11,280
Speaker 1: was just so bad, even if Dudley was like okay,

1146
01:07:12,240 --> 01:07:14,760
Speaker 1: kind of had like an epiphany at the end because

1147
01:07:14,760 --> 01:07:16,960
Speaker 1: when he because the dementor showed him himself as he

1148
01:07:17,000 --> 01:07:23,400
Speaker 1: truly was. Yeah, honestly, afterwards, like so are to wrap

1149
01:07:23,840 --> 01:07:28,560
Speaker 1: the Harry Potter conversation up. We do not necessarily endorse

1150
01:07:28,640 --> 01:07:31,760
Speaker 1: Harry Potter and the child. However, you know what, fans,

1151
01:07:31,840 --> 01:07:33,640
Speaker 1: go ahead and read it, and you know, make your

1152
01:07:33,640 --> 01:07:38,400
Speaker 1: own opinions, make your own there there are interesting revelations

1153
01:07:38,440 --> 01:07:41,160
Speaker 1: in it. Yeah, we're the biggest, of course being myrdle

1154
01:07:41,200 --> 01:07:45,479
Speaker 1: Elizabeth Warren, which of course, honestly I also have got

1155
01:07:45,680 --> 01:07:47,960
Speaker 1: have yet to get to the part where Belitrick's and

1156
01:07:48,000 --> 01:07:51,920
Speaker 1: Baltimore fuck. I mean to that, I don't see it.

1157
01:07:52,000 --> 01:07:57,439
Speaker 1: We don't see its staged. Unfortunately, don't tell if you're

1158
01:07:57,440 --> 01:08:04,240
Speaker 1: gonna you need to walk the walk, Honeie. Yes, honestly,

1159
01:08:04,480 --> 01:08:08,360
Speaker 1: give me an intimate two person play, which is Bellatrix

1160
01:08:08,360 --> 01:08:12,000
Speaker 1: and Baltimore, our producer Jelly shaking his head, yes wildly,

1161
01:08:12,280 --> 01:08:17,400
Speaker 1: and give me the fool for Love Helena, And give

1162
01:08:17,479 --> 01:08:20,320
Speaker 1: me a fool for love with Helena and Ray fines

1163
01:08:20,360 --> 01:08:24,759
Speaker 1: as Baltimore and Bellatricks strange and I give you my money,

1164
01:08:25,240 --> 01:08:28,040
Speaker 1: I love it, I give it twice over. We're at

1165
01:08:28,040 --> 01:08:32,160
Speaker 1: a segment in our show called I Don't Think So Honey.

1166
01:08:32,360 --> 01:08:36,160
Speaker 1: Now this is the touchsnowe of lost cultures. By the

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01:08:36,160 --> 01:08:39,280
Speaker 1: way I should, I should mention that we have, of

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01:08:39,520 --> 01:08:43,000
Speaker 1: course and rocking our cultures to have. Yeah, and we

1169
01:08:43,120 --> 01:08:46,240
Speaker 1: feel very much like like we are um cruising down

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01:08:46,280 --> 01:08:52,599
Speaker 1: the the the river that is culture. Yes, interesting beasts

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01:08:52,600 --> 01:08:55,360
Speaker 1: along the along the coast. Remember any seven of culture

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01:08:55,479 --> 01:08:58,960
Speaker 1: cruise down the river? Rule number seven of culture cruise down.

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01:09:00,080 --> 01:09:01,800
Speaker 1: You haven't come up with rules in a mile? We haven't.

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01:09:01,800 --> 01:09:05,800
Speaker 1: Well that's n So that's we'll make a note of

1175
01:09:05,840 --> 01:09:08,840
Speaker 1: that that we should remember. Our pattern will catalog it

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01:09:09,120 --> 01:09:11,600
Speaker 1: improv people. So I don't think soody. We're going to

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01:09:11,720 --> 01:09:13,800
Speaker 1: rail against something in culture just for one minute. You

1178
01:09:13,800 --> 01:09:16,200
Speaker 1: have one minute on the clock, release and you're gonna

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01:09:17,000 --> 01:09:20,280
Speaker 1: select something in the culture. It can be anything, and

1180
01:09:20,360 --> 01:09:23,000
Speaker 1: you have one minute to provide to make a case

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01:09:23,360 --> 01:09:26,200
Speaker 1: about why it sucks. And you need to say the

1182
01:09:26,240 --> 01:09:28,840
Speaker 1: words I don't think so honey, as much as you

1183
01:09:28,840 --> 01:09:30,760
Speaker 1: can to drive home the point, because you know what

1184
01:09:30,960 --> 01:09:33,320
Speaker 1: that's really what this is about, and just we're gonna

1185
01:09:33,320 --> 01:09:35,040
Speaker 1: we're gonna lead by example, and you're gonna see how

1186
01:09:35,040 --> 01:09:37,839
Speaker 1: this is done. Matt. I've gone first every single episode,

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01:09:37,880 --> 01:09:39,560
Speaker 1: So how about you go first. You're thinking that I

1188
01:09:39,600 --> 01:09:41,360
Speaker 1: should go first because you already it sounds like you

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01:09:41,360 --> 01:09:43,679
Speaker 1: already have something. Okay, well, I had something really good

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01:09:43,720 --> 01:09:45,800
Speaker 1: and then the trolley witch. The trolley witch. But I

1191
01:09:45,840 --> 01:09:47,960
Speaker 1: feel like I've already railed against the trolley way. I'm

1192
01:09:47,960 --> 01:09:54,400
Speaker 1: not going first. I don't have anything, okay, all right, um,

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01:09:54,560 --> 01:09:57,200
Speaker 1: okay with that bitch ready? All right? Yes, I got one,

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01:09:57,439 --> 01:10:00,200
Speaker 1: and clock starts now. I don't think so, honey. Not

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01:10:00,400 --> 01:10:03,400
Speaker 1: enough trailers for Beauty and the Beast the movie. I

1196
01:10:03,479 --> 01:10:06,920
Speaker 1: have been waiting for too goddamn long to wait for

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01:10:07,000 --> 01:10:11,240
Speaker 1: a fucking trailer which is mostly voices off screen. I

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01:10:11,240 --> 01:10:15,320
Speaker 1: haven't seen any of the of the animal anamorphic objects

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01:10:15,360 --> 01:10:17,760
Speaker 1: around the house talking. I want to know how it's

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01:10:17,760 --> 01:10:20,280
Speaker 1: gonna look. I don't think so, honey. Me just hearing

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01:10:20,280 --> 01:10:22,880
Speaker 1: their voices, I don't think so, honey. One shot of

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01:10:22,920 --> 01:10:25,120
Speaker 1: gorgeous Emma Watson bending over to touch of Rose, I

1203
01:10:25,120 --> 01:10:28,240
Speaker 1: don't think so, honey. I want to hear Emma Watson sing,

1204
01:10:28,400 --> 01:10:30,679
Speaker 1: I want to say, if this is a musical, stop

1205
01:10:30,680 --> 01:10:33,719
Speaker 1: being afraid of the music. My problem with Hollywood trailers

1206
01:10:33,720 --> 01:10:36,479
Speaker 1: that are about musicals. You're afraid of the music. Into

1207
01:10:36,479 --> 01:10:39,160
Speaker 1: the Woods, you were afraid of the music. You confuse

1208
01:10:39,240 --> 01:10:41,400
Speaker 1: the viewing public. I don't think so, honey. It's a

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01:10:41,439 --> 01:10:44,559
Speaker 1: musical at Stan Sondheim. You disrespect Sondheim. I don't think

1210
01:10:44,600 --> 01:10:47,080
Speaker 1: so honey. You have to have a trailer pact of music,

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01:10:47,240 --> 01:10:50,080
Speaker 1: beauty and the beast iconic musical. Don't be afraid of

1212
01:10:50,080 --> 01:10:53,280
Speaker 1: the music. Don't be afraid to show me imagery, glory, glamour.

1213
01:10:53,320 --> 01:10:54,880
Speaker 1: I want to see Emma Watson had to tell in

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01:10:54,960 --> 01:10:57,280
Speaker 1: a yellow gown. I don't think, so, honey, anything less.

1215
01:10:57,400 --> 01:10:59,280
Speaker 1: If you don't give me trailer, I don't give you life.

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01:10:59,280 --> 01:11:03,599
Speaker 1: I don't think so one minute. I'm sorry, but that

1217
01:11:03,680 --> 01:11:05,599
Speaker 1: was my best. If you don't give me a trulier,

1218
01:11:05,680 --> 01:11:08,559
Speaker 1: you don't give me life. I just feel like it's

1219
01:11:08,560 --> 01:11:11,160
Speaker 1: coming out in March two seventeen, and like it's like

1220
01:11:11,320 --> 01:11:14,479
Speaker 1: we've got nothing. We've got really close to nothing. We've

1221
01:11:14,479 --> 01:11:18,400
Speaker 1: got table scraps, and I want more. Yes, I agree

1222
01:11:18,400 --> 01:11:20,599
Speaker 1: with me. I am ready for Emma Watson's next phase.

1223
01:11:20,800 --> 01:11:23,000
Speaker 1: I really am. I'm a huge fan. I think she's

1224
01:11:23,120 --> 01:11:26,880
Speaker 1: fucking brilliant. Yes, we got a trailer. I know exactly

1225
01:11:26,920 --> 01:11:29,280
Speaker 1: what we're talking aboutause you mean studio and go see

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01:11:29,320 --> 01:11:31,479
Speaker 1: Bad Moms. Last week they played a trulier. We got

1227
01:11:31,520 --> 01:11:34,160
Speaker 1: so excited and then it was a fucking cop out.

1228
01:11:34,400 --> 01:11:37,720
Speaker 1: Didn't see a face. Everything was was disembodied her face

1229
01:11:38,200 --> 01:11:41,000
Speaker 1: for a second. Emma Watson's last movie in the UK

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01:11:41,400 --> 01:11:47,080
Speaker 1: made only sixty nine. What it's not her fault. It's

1231
01:11:47,080 --> 01:11:50,639
Speaker 1: not her fault. It's not her fault. But it did

1232
01:11:50,800 --> 01:11:53,720
Speaker 1: make sixty Oh my god, that's perfect. Well I will

1233
01:11:53,720 --> 01:11:57,920
Speaker 1: say this, sixty nine what does that mean? Like six

1234
01:11:57,960 --> 01:12:01,280
Speaker 1: people saw it, like it's like very a very few,

1235
01:12:01,520 --> 01:12:04,680
Speaker 1: like the gross and it's only like that's only like

1236
01:12:05,479 --> 01:12:12,840
Speaker 1: forty euro. It's crazy, it's a thousand years. So I

1237
01:12:13,000 --> 01:12:16,200
Speaker 1: just like my thing is like we're watching that trailer

1238
01:12:16,400 --> 01:12:17,920
Speaker 1: and I was so excited because I was like, oh

1239
01:12:17,960 --> 01:12:21,240
Speaker 1: my god, it's Beauty and the Beast because but I

1240
01:12:21,240 --> 01:12:23,400
Speaker 1: hadn't seen it on like the big screen. And it's

1241
01:12:23,439 --> 01:12:25,240
Speaker 1: when she bends down to touch the roles and you

1242
01:12:25,240 --> 01:12:27,720
Speaker 1: see her like a beautiful face and you're just like,

1243
01:12:27,800 --> 01:12:30,320
Speaker 1: oh my god, she's Bell. Now she was her mind like,

1244
01:12:30,360 --> 01:12:33,720
Speaker 1: now she's Bell. Literally I started a plotting I was

1245
01:12:33,760 --> 01:12:36,320
Speaker 1: that person in the movie. Didn't you want more, honey?

1246
01:12:36,439 --> 01:12:40,599
Speaker 1: But I need more? And honestly I waited too long.

1247
01:12:40,880 --> 01:12:43,680
Speaker 1: I love Beauty and the Beast. I love Beauty and

1248
01:12:43,720 --> 01:12:46,519
Speaker 1: the Beast. I think my favorite is Little Mermaid. Also

1249
01:12:46,600 --> 01:12:48,479
Speaker 1: need the live actually Little Mermaid. I don't know how

1250
01:12:48,520 --> 01:12:51,840
Speaker 1: they'll do it, but like needed, I love, love, love,

1251
01:12:51,880 --> 01:12:54,360
Speaker 1: Beauty and the Beast. Um, don't worry, You're gonna get

1252
01:12:54,360 --> 01:12:57,160
Speaker 1: more come November when Moana comes out, that new Disney movie.

1253
01:12:57,160 --> 01:12:59,320
Speaker 1: You're gonna get a full trailer. But I'm sure. I'm sure.

1254
01:12:59,520 --> 01:13:06,040
Speaker 1: Also would of a live action Mulan would love Aladdin action.

1255
01:13:06,120 --> 01:13:08,559
Speaker 1: Also would love for them to revisit Pocohonas and maybe

1256
01:13:08,560 --> 01:13:11,599
Speaker 1: do it right and get a live action Pokehonas because

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01:13:11,600 --> 01:13:16,599
Speaker 1: I think that there's there's elements of Pocahonas that are incredible. Yes,

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Speaker 1: it's historical interpretation is and I would love for them

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01:13:21,400 --> 01:13:25,360
Speaker 1: to do like a more adult, stark, kind of realistic

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01:13:25,439 --> 01:13:28,400
Speaker 1: portrayal of what what the life of Pocahonas was with

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01:13:28,439 --> 01:13:34,679
Speaker 1: that kind of you know, romantic type of um cinematic feel.

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01:13:34,760 --> 01:13:36,200
Speaker 1: I would love to see what that is. I think

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01:13:36,200 --> 01:13:39,000
Speaker 1: it could be amazing. I love it, Thank you, thank you.

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01:13:39,240 --> 01:13:41,479
Speaker 1: I'm down for the live action Disney stuff. I'm so

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01:13:41,560 --> 01:13:46,080
Speaker 1: down great. Also, I love musicals. I love musicals. That's mine. Okay, um,

1266
01:13:46,120 --> 01:13:48,400
Speaker 1: I guess I'll go and then okay, So I'm gonna

1267
01:13:48,400 --> 01:13:51,639
Speaker 1: put one minute on the clock for don't think so honey,

1268
01:13:51,720 --> 01:13:54,080
Speaker 1: and one minute o'clock ago. I don't think so honey.

1269
01:13:54,080 --> 01:13:57,040
Speaker 1: American wait staff who make a huge fucking deal out

1270
01:13:57,040 --> 01:13:59,080
Speaker 1: of splitting the check. I was just in Montreal this weekend.

1271
01:13:59,360 --> 01:14:03,120
Speaker 1: Every single wait person was happy, more than eager to

1272
01:14:03,200 --> 01:14:05,000
Speaker 1: split the check for us and split dishes for people

1273
01:14:05,000 --> 01:14:07,320
Speaker 1: who shared and people who split. I don't think so honey.

1274
01:14:07,479 --> 01:14:11,400
Speaker 1: Waiters who just who are complacent, who are lazy, who

1275
01:14:11,520 --> 01:14:13,519
Speaker 1: don't want to put an effort to please and satisfy

1276
01:14:13,520 --> 01:14:17,360
Speaker 1: their customers. Bitch. I don't think so honey. American service

1277
01:14:17,720 --> 01:14:22,040
Speaker 1: industry for encouraging this and propagating this in the culture

1278
01:14:22,120 --> 01:14:26,280
Speaker 1: of American service. I don't think so honey. Customers who

1279
01:14:26,920 --> 01:14:28,920
Speaker 1: feel bad about and don't feel empowered to demand this

1280
01:14:28,960 --> 01:14:31,240
Speaker 1: from their weight staff. Um, I don't think so honey,

1281
01:14:31,479 --> 01:14:34,040
Speaker 1: rude weight staff and slow wait staff, so this is

1282
01:14:34,360 --> 01:14:36,919
Speaker 1: this is equal opportunity. I don't think so honey. Canadian

1283
01:14:36,920 --> 01:14:38,840
Speaker 1: wait people very slow because you know what, they're too

1284
01:14:38,880 --> 01:14:40,920
Speaker 1: laid back and they're too nice, and you know, nothing's

1285
01:14:40,920 --> 01:14:43,040
Speaker 1: a rushed. So I don't think so honey, wait staff

1286
01:14:43,200 --> 01:14:46,240
Speaker 1: Canadian and American American. I can't speak to Mexican wait staff.

1287
01:14:46,240 --> 01:14:48,599
Speaker 1: I'm sure they're lovely. Maybe they balance it out for symmetry,

1288
01:14:48,680 --> 01:14:51,280
Speaker 1: who knows, But I don't think so honey. Wait people

1289
01:14:51,479 --> 01:14:55,400
Speaker 1: across North America. Bitch, that's one minute that's ever waited

1290
01:14:55,400 --> 01:14:59,800
Speaker 1: at a table in your life. But shut the funk

1291
01:14:59,880 --> 01:15:01,720
Speaker 1: up right now. I don't think so honey, that I

1292
01:15:01,720 --> 01:15:04,040
Speaker 1: am not in the I'm not. That's not my job.

1293
01:15:04,120 --> 01:15:05,960
Speaker 1: I've been. I know. My first job was at Maggie

1294
01:15:06,000 --> 01:15:09,160
Speaker 1: Moves at an ice cream shop. It was a really

1295
01:15:09,240 --> 01:15:11,880
Speaker 1: it was like the poor Man's Cold Stone. Um, but

1296
01:15:12,600 --> 01:15:18,559
Speaker 1: I did my job fantastically. I'm just saying I if

1297
01:15:18,600 --> 01:15:20,320
Speaker 1: it depends on how many cards you split it from,

1298
01:15:20,360 --> 01:15:23,080
Speaker 1: I'm a server. And if if a party of eight

1299
01:15:23,200 --> 01:15:26,880
Speaker 1: is like, hey can you split this eight ways? Sorry, girl,

1300
01:15:27,000 --> 01:15:29,840
Speaker 1: I didn't mean to make this a personal you attacked

1301
01:15:29,840 --> 01:15:33,840
Speaker 1: me personally. To listen, we were dining out six people

1302
01:15:33,920 --> 01:15:36,519
Speaker 1: every night and we didn't even bring it up the way.

1303
01:15:36,520 --> 01:15:38,240
Speaker 1: People would just be like, should I split this? And

1304
01:15:38,280 --> 01:15:40,200
Speaker 1: we were like, if it's not, if it's not a

1305
01:15:40,200 --> 01:15:41,400
Speaker 1: big deal, and they were like, no, not at all.

1306
01:15:41,439 --> 01:15:44,320
Speaker 1: I'm happy. I think it truly depends on the establishment,

1307
01:15:44,880 --> 01:15:48,720
Speaker 1: but all of these establishments throughout Montreal were just more

1308
01:15:48,720 --> 01:15:50,040
Speaker 1: than eager to do it. Matt, I think we have

1309
01:15:50,040 --> 01:15:54,080
Speaker 1: a lot to learn from the Canadians. I've absolutely that's true.

1310
01:15:54,920 --> 01:15:57,240
Speaker 1: I can say this. I also think, you know, you

1311
01:15:57,280 --> 01:15:59,640
Speaker 1: need to cut people some some slack. I think that

1312
01:15:59,680 --> 01:16:02,719
Speaker 1: you really aggressive. I think that Bowen Yang is a villain,

1313
01:16:03,120 --> 01:16:05,960
Speaker 1: and Bowen Yang is a restaurant villain, which you cannot

1314
01:16:06,080 --> 01:16:07,599
Speaker 1: turn this around on me. That was my I don't

1315
01:16:07,600 --> 01:16:09,280
Speaker 1: think so, honey. You do not undercut my I don't

1316
01:16:09,280 --> 01:16:11,760
Speaker 1: think so, honey, at least. Are you ready? I'm ready,

1317
01:16:12,040 --> 01:16:14,519
Speaker 1: I'm ready. I'm gonna do. I'm doing a Harry Potter

1318
01:16:16,520 --> 01:16:19,000
Speaker 1: because I do. I do have something to say. All right,

1319
01:16:19,439 --> 01:16:21,360
Speaker 1: I'm going to say and I can tell it's good

1320
01:16:21,400 --> 01:16:24,840
Speaker 1: because she's been sitting quietly and I can tell she's

1321
01:16:25,640 --> 01:16:28,559
Speaker 1: and she's ready to right now woman, and and go okay,

1322
01:16:28,680 --> 01:16:31,599
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey, that sucking Potter more waits

1323
01:16:31,760 --> 01:16:35,480
Speaker 1: Hufflepuff more than other houses to put people into Hufflepuff

1324
01:16:35,680 --> 01:16:39,479
Speaker 1: because j K did not do the work of making

1325
01:16:39,560 --> 01:16:41,639
Speaker 1: Hufflepuff cool. And it's like, I don't think so, honey,

1326
01:16:41,680 --> 01:16:45,320
Speaker 1: because listen, if you wanted there to be any cool

1327
01:16:45,400 --> 01:16:48,439
Speaker 1: redeeming people from Hufflepuff, that was on you to put

1328
01:16:48,439 --> 01:16:50,479
Speaker 1: it in the book. You made one person from there

1329
01:16:50,479 --> 01:16:53,360
Speaker 1: who was hot, yes, but boring, and he died. So

1330
01:16:53,400 --> 01:16:56,120
Speaker 1: it's like, I don't think so, honey. I've been buying

1331
01:16:56,360 --> 01:16:59,160
Speaker 1: Griffin door Ship for years. To have some fucking quiz

1332
01:16:59,200 --> 01:17:01,839
Speaker 1: online tell me that I'm in Huffabuff because it's waited

1333
01:17:02,120 --> 01:17:04,599
Speaker 1: some kind of way is ridiculous. Also, the sorting hat

1334
01:17:04,680 --> 01:17:09,160
Speaker 1: takes your choice into consideration. I know this, So I

1335
01:17:09,240 --> 01:17:11,840
Speaker 1: don't fucking think so, honey. I would tell that hat

1336
01:17:12,439 --> 01:17:15,639
Speaker 1: I'm transferring darts strength, I would try. I would transfer schools.

1337
01:17:15,640 --> 01:17:17,360
Speaker 1: There are other schools that I can go to. I

1338
01:17:17,360 --> 01:17:19,240
Speaker 1: should be able to click no no no, no no

1339
01:17:19,240 --> 01:17:22,800
Speaker 1: no no before my choice if the website is going

1340
01:17:22,840 --> 01:17:25,599
Speaker 1: to be accurate. So I don't think so, honey, I'm

1341
01:17:25,640 --> 01:17:27,240
Speaker 1: not in Hulff, I never would be in hubbleb of

1342
01:17:27,320 --> 01:17:32,600
Speaker 1: Goodbye Why that was incredible. Honestly, we also now know

1343
01:17:32,720 --> 01:17:39,760
Speaker 1: how at least really feels about the Badger. I trust me,

1344
01:17:39,840 --> 01:17:43,120
Speaker 1: I know there's so much wrong. There's so much wrong.

1345
01:17:43,600 --> 01:17:47,640
Speaker 1: There's so much wrong, Like why why why make the

1346
01:17:47,680 --> 01:17:49,880
Speaker 1: fourth one? I mean you could even call it the

1347
01:17:49,880 --> 01:17:53,080
Speaker 1: fourth one? Why make up so much worse or less opion?

1348
01:17:53,240 --> 01:17:56,920
Speaker 1: I mean he could have had one friend from that house.

1349
01:17:57,000 --> 01:18:00,519
Speaker 1: That was cool because like Luna held it for raven

1350
01:18:00,560 --> 01:18:06,200
Speaker 1: Claw and yes, also cho Cho, you know, she had

1351
01:18:06,200 --> 01:18:09,240
Speaker 1: her good in her bad. But like Harry wasn't friends

1352
01:18:09,280 --> 01:18:11,599
Speaker 1: with Cedric degree. He was like a character, but he

1353
01:18:11,640 --> 01:18:14,040
Speaker 1: was kind of like you kind of like didn't like

1354
01:18:14,200 --> 01:18:17,920
Speaker 1: him that much. In the same book, well, here's yeah,

1355
01:18:18,479 --> 01:18:20,840
Speaker 1: he was mentioned throughout. He was mentioned because he played

1356
01:18:20,880 --> 01:18:25,320
Speaker 1: Quittits right here, right, So I feel like he was

1357
01:18:25,680 --> 01:18:28,639
Speaker 1: mentioned throughout and like sure, for sure, but then like

1358
01:18:28,880 --> 01:18:30,559
Speaker 1: he was developed in this way that was like, oh,

1359
01:18:30,560 --> 01:18:32,120
Speaker 1: but he was cool the whole time, and I was like,

1360
01:18:32,160 --> 01:18:34,200
Speaker 1: you're just throwing huff bone where you could have done

1361
01:18:34,200 --> 01:18:36,280
Speaker 1: this the whole time. You really meet him in the

1362
01:18:36,320 --> 01:18:39,720
Speaker 1: third book, Harry falls off his broom with the demandors

1363
01:18:39,880 --> 01:18:45,360
Speaker 1: in a game against huff Cedric catches the snitch of

1364
01:18:45,400 --> 01:18:48,599
Speaker 1: that because of that. Also, there are members of Griffin

1365
01:18:48,720 --> 01:18:51,000
Speaker 1: Or who belong on Hufflepuff. And I will say his name.

1366
01:18:51,040 --> 01:18:54,639
Speaker 1: I'll say first and last names. Colin Creevy. Yes, what's

1367
01:18:54,680 --> 01:18:59,360
Speaker 1: going on with the Hufflepuff? All the do doc day

1368
01:19:00,080 --> 01:19:03,040
Speaker 1: he did fight in the Battle of Hogwarts and die. Absolutely,

1369
01:19:04,280 --> 01:19:08,320
Speaker 1: maybe he was retroactively brave. What m and Dean? I

1370
01:19:08,360 --> 01:19:12,120
Speaker 1: feel like Dean Thomas Thomas Belonga's huffle Puff pitch. I

1371
01:19:12,120 --> 01:19:18,559
Speaker 1: mean the other one, the one who the lavender Avander brown.

1372
01:19:19,120 --> 01:19:21,760
Speaker 1: Name one other huffle Puff besides, I can't think of

1373
01:19:21,760 --> 01:19:27,120
Speaker 1: one there. Hannah Abbott marries Neville in the end, apparently

1374
01:19:27,439 --> 01:19:31,160
Speaker 1: she becomes the Neville. Honestly Hufflepuff until that, but until

1375
01:19:31,200 --> 01:19:33,680
Speaker 1: the end, But at the end you find out, well, no,

1376
01:19:33,760 --> 01:19:35,840
Speaker 1: because in the first one he stands up to them

1377
01:19:35,880 --> 01:19:40,840
Speaker 1: and shows that he's brave, and then he helps Harry

1378
01:19:40,880 --> 01:19:44,680
Speaker 1: with the task, he gets him the gilly weed and um,

1379
01:19:44,920 --> 01:19:47,320
Speaker 1: and then in the end he kills the snake with

1380
01:19:47,360 --> 01:19:50,240
Speaker 1: the sword of Griffin Door which he couldn't fut that

1381
01:19:50,360 --> 01:19:52,559
Speaker 1: all the whole time he had been like a punk gass.

1382
01:19:53,920 --> 01:19:57,120
Speaker 1: What was I gonna say? Um, he wears an amazing

1383
01:19:57,760 --> 01:20:03,599
Speaker 1: m hooded sweater in the last movie and also never

1384
01:20:03,680 --> 01:20:06,320
Speaker 1: got so crazy how hot he got, and then like

1385
01:20:06,360 --> 01:20:08,960
Speaker 1: they put him in this really nice hoodie and you

1386
01:20:08,960 --> 01:20:10,800
Speaker 1: you can see that it's a hoodie when he runs

1387
01:20:10,800 --> 01:20:13,360
Speaker 1: away from the Dementurs and from the death theaters, and

1388
01:20:13,360 --> 01:20:17,559
Speaker 1: I remember being like, no, they all sort of wear

1389
01:20:17,600 --> 01:20:21,360
Speaker 1: hoodies when they got older. Huffle Puffs, like Professor Representative

1390
01:20:21,439 --> 01:20:26,880
Speaker 1: was who Sprout just even not even you could have

1391
01:20:26,880 --> 01:20:30,360
Speaker 1: made maybe the huffle of Future be cool. There is Tonks.

1392
01:20:30,600 --> 01:20:33,720
Speaker 1: It was in Hufflepuff, but you don't associate her with

1393
01:20:33,760 --> 01:20:36,720
Speaker 1: the house because you don't see her at Hogwarts. Who

1394
01:20:36,760 --> 01:20:41,840
Speaker 1: was raven of house Flitwick Flitwick. Okay, somebody told me

1395
01:20:41,920 --> 01:20:45,720
Speaker 1: it was Trelawney recently, and I was head of house

1396
01:20:45,840 --> 01:20:48,040
Speaker 1: for Hufflepuff. I guess that would have made sense. It

1397
01:20:48,040 --> 01:20:50,759
Speaker 1: would have been cooler than Sprout. Also, they keep mentioning

1398
01:20:50,840 --> 01:20:53,120
Speaker 1: simple Trelawney and Harry Potter and their curson child, and

1399
01:20:53,200 --> 01:20:57,360
Speaker 1: I'm like, like, that's not the character we want, like

1400
01:20:57,760 --> 01:21:01,240
Speaker 1: called back, no no, But that was one of the

1401
01:21:01,320 --> 01:21:04,680
Speaker 1: funniest characters that was ever in the books. I mean

1402
01:21:04,720 --> 01:21:07,240
Speaker 1: I also loved the fact that her Mine hated her.

1403
01:21:08,040 --> 01:21:12,560
Speaker 1: It was like she was dropped. Yeah, that she was

1404
01:21:12,720 --> 01:21:15,679
Speaker 1: such like a like cook. She was like so crazing,

1405
01:21:16,400 --> 01:21:18,439
Speaker 1: was having none of that. Now she was like this

1406
01:21:18,600 --> 01:21:20,479
Speaker 1: is fake. And then they say in the book, I'll

1407
01:21:20,720 --> 01:21:22,960
Speaker 1: throw her Harry Potter a crystal child one bone, and

1408
01:21:23,000 --> 01:21:25,720
Speaker 1: it's like, well, you know, her Mine Granger hates divination,

1409
01:21:25,920 --> 01:21:29,680
Speaker 1: like the world over knows that her mind denounced divination

1410
01:21:29,800 --> 01:21:32,560
Speaker 1: and in her like Room of Banished Books is like

1411
01:21:32,640 --> 01:21:35,439
Speaker 1: Sibyl Trelawny's book, which I kind of love was yeah,

1412
01:21:35,600 --> 01:21:38,280
Speaker 1: Sibil Trelanne and Red Skeeter, where the two characters when

1413
01:21:38,320 --> 01:21:40,080
Speaker 1: I was like, you guys are stirring it up. You

1414
01:21:40,160 --> 01:21:43,120
Speaker 1: finna mix it up up with the Rids Skeeter, But

1415
01:21:43,600 --> 01:21:47,479
Speaker 1: I do love Rita. Skeeter is one of the best

1416
01:21:47,640 --> 01:21:51,559
Speaker 1: comical comical. The first scene where she's introduced in the books,

1417
01:21:51,600 --> 01:21:53,800
Speaker 1: it's like a sketch. It's like it's so well written

1418
01:21:53,840 --> 01:21:57,280
Speaker 1: in kind and she has the quick quotes quill and

1419
01:21:57,439 --> 01:22:01,800
Speaker 1: she keeps saying he still It's so funny. The books

1420
01:22:01,840 --> 01:22:04,800
Speaker 1: really are from and also who played her in the

1421
01:22:04,880 --> 01:22:09,599
Speaker 1: movie oh whoever it was, she was perfect before Should

1422
01:22:09,600 --> 01:22:11,360
Speaker 1: we just shout out before we go? Like the best

1423
01:22:11,439 --> 01:22:14,519
Speaker 1: movie performances, because I feel like Rita's theater. Alan Rickman

1424
01:22:14,600 --> 01:22:20,880
Speaker 1: obviously till as Old as Times Lace. Also here's a

1425
01:22:21,000 --> 01:22:26,040
Speaker 1: here's a little culture plug. Check out Emelda Staunton performing

1426
01:22:26,200 --> 01:22:29,800
Speaker 1: as Rose in Gypsy on the West. Her performance of

1427
01:22:29,920 --> 01:22:31,720
Speaker 1: Rose's turn is like one of oh my god, I

1428
01:22:31,760 --> 01:22:35,000
Speaker 1: had no idea. She sings to she's amazing and it's

1429
01:22:35,040 --> 01:22:38,479
Speaker 1: so different than the way Patty do it, but it's

1430
01:22:38,640 --> 01:22:43,000
Speaker 1: really good. Like it's acting first, she's an amazing singer.

1431
01:22:43,600 --> 01:22:47,280
Speaker 1: She's incredible on the part. Luna love good also amazing.

1432
01:22:47,400 --> 01:22:50,840
Speaker 1: I forget her. It's like Amelia or something I can't remember.

1433
01:22:50,960 --> 01:22:53,400
Speaker 1: I forget. And she was not an actress. She was

1434
01:22:53,520 --> 01:22:55,560
Speaker 1: just a fan of the books who went in and

1435
01:22:56,320 --> 01:23:00,400
Speaker 1: love it. He locked it down. I also, I'm you

1436
01:23:00,520 --> 01:23:06,640
Speaker 1: have Emma Thompsons and also maybe the best performance in

1437
01:23:06,680 --> 01:23:09,599
Speaker 1: the whole series, I would say, yeah, personifying the role

1438
01:23:09,640 --> 01:23:18,599
Speaker 1: exactly how no, I would say Helena giving quintessential Helena

1439
01:23:18,800 --> 01:23:21,479
Speaker 1: in an amazing part for her just like killing it

1440
01:23:21,640 --> 01:23:24,360
Speaker 1: and also finding out she was not the first choice

1441
01:23:24,400 --> 01:23:27,759
Speaker 1: for the part. The woman that plays in Narcissa malfoy

1442
01:23:28,360 --> 01:23:31,280
Speaker 1: was the first choice for that part and she got

1443
01:23:31,400 --> 01:23:36,040
Speaker 1: pregnant couldn't do it, and Helena Bottom Carter was like, well,

1444
01:23:36,040 --> 01:23:39,320
Speaker 1: I'm available, and they were like, oh, that's okay, that's

1445
01:23:39,360 --> 01:23:45,559
Speaker 1: the perfect shore Maggie Smith. But like, just like Maggie Smith,

1446
01:23:45,640 --> 01:23:47,240
Speaker 1: one of the actors that's like so good that you

1447
01:23:47,400 --> 01:23:49,640
Speaker 1: forget that they're acting, because then you see her on

1448
01:23:49,760 --> 01:23:51,920
Speaker 1: Downtown and you're like, oh my god, it's so good. Yeah,

1449
01:23:52,560 --> 01:23:57,000
Speaker 1: she's incredible, incredible. Well, hey, this has been a fantastic,

1450
01:23:57,160 --> 01:24:01,360
Speaker 1: magical episode of like, I'm so happy we were to

1451
01:24:01,400 --> 01:24:03,120
Speaker 1: have this out. I'm so happy that we're all on

1452
01:24:03,160 --> 01:24:05,439
Speaker 1: the same page about that. I do encourage you to

1453
01:24:05,479 --> 01:24:08,599
Speaker 1: read a Bowen Child. And also, you know, to everyone

1454
01:24:08,680 --> 01:24:10,960
Speaker 1: out there saying like you know, well, I'm sure the

1455
01:24:11,040 --> 01:24:13,400
Speaker 1: effects are amazing to see on stage, Like that's not

1456
01:24:13,760 --> 01:24:16,920
Speaker 1: what theater is. I'm sorry, but that's not that's not

1457
01:24:17,000 --> 01:24:20,160
Speaker 1: what theater is. Theater is moments. Theater is giving you life.

1458
01:24:20,160 --> 01:24:22,600
Speaker 1: Theater is giving you energy. Theater is giving you conflictator

1459
01:24:22,720 --> 01:24:24,320
Speaker 1: is giving you drama. Theater is not giving you lights

1460
01:24:24,320 --> 01:24:29,920
Speaker 1: and sounds. And with that, I say goodbye at least,

1461
01:24:29,960 --> 01:24:31,560
Speaker 1: Thank you so much. Where can people find you on

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Speaker 1: social media? You can find me on Twitter and Snapchat.

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Speaker 1: doesn't matter us plugging on that And where can we

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Speaker 1: find you on social media? Important to that doesn't matter,

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Speaker 1: our true influence on us. We thank at Least for

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Speaker 1: being a pioneer of the podcast form. Thank you guys

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Speaker 1: so much. This has been a Forever Dog production executive

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Speaker 1: produced by Joe Cilio, Alex Ramsay, and Brett Bohm. For

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