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Speaker 1: yet another episode of horrible Decisions And I am your girl,
Speaker 1: Monday Bay and you are who are you your co home?
Speaker 1: I feel like that was really good. I'm wheezy, hey,
Speaker 1: hi guys, um, and we are here. This is one
Speaker 1: of these episodes where we've had a lot of our
Speaker 1: listeners write us in a lot on Patreon and even
Speaker 1: some on our Instagram, and they've been like, y'all talk
Speaker 1: all this ship. Look are you gonna read what we got?
Speaker 1: So Clarissa hit us up there you go and say
Speaker 1: with She hits up February one and said I love
Speaker 1: y'all show, and I had to ask, well, y'all ever
Speaker 1: have a guest on the show that's a gold star
Speaker 1: lesbian or at least a full blown lesbian. I understand
Speaker 1: you're both bisexual and you've had other bisexual guests. However,
Speaker 1: I feel like when you discuss your experiences with women,
Speaker 1: there's a little bit of heteronormativity in such discussion words.
Speaker 1: I have been listening for a few months now, and
Speaker 1: I haven't heard all of your episodes. I apologize if
Speaker 1: you did have a lesbian the show, but I think
Speaker 1: a discussion about lesbian sex, relationships and culture can lead
Speaker 1: us to people more to respecting us, and then it's
Speaker 1: on a phase and understanding the mechanics of sex between women.
Speaker 1: I still get asked by grown heteroes how sex between
Speaker 1: women works. I really love this UM email, and I
Speaker 1: really appreciate it. I was actually really embarrassed. I think
Speaker 1: I wrote her that. I was like, I can't believe.
Speaker 1: We haven't. I can't believe. And so, bitch, look at
Speaker 1: that turnaround? What is it? Motherfucking February four? Come on,
Speaker 1: turn around? So you better be a fucking patriot, you know. UM,
Speaker 1: it just only made sense, UM to allow Weazy to
Speaker 1: go out and seek this goal star lesbian? Um did
Speaker 1: it only make sense for me to do? It just
Speaker 1: made fucking sense. Um for Wheezy to seek out a
Speaker 1: gold Star lesbian, which she did with gold Stars. She
Speaker 1: found that. UM, so I want to give her a
Speaker 1: stick this whole episode. I want to give her a
Speaker 1: gold sticker, ye now, because they're really so if you
Speaker 1: guys follow um Wheezy on social media, funny guys, just say, okay,
Speaker 1: how we have a wonderful guest in the studio today,
Speaker 1: um who is an alleged gold Star lesbian. Well, we
Speaker 1: will get into that, but if you've been following Weezy,
Speaker 1: you've seen her. She's lit. She has like three thousand followers.
Speaker 1: So I do want to ask you because I asked
Speaker 1: Wheezy because she throws all the shade. Are you an
Speaker 1: Instagram model? No? Okay, so there's a what's the difference? Okay,
Speaker 1: so the differences Instagram motto is known as a girl
Speaker 1: who has a ship ton of followers. Okay, what you do,
Speaker 1: you're right, But they actually you can kind of tell
Speaker 1: the difference because they do like flat tummy t and
Speaker 1: and and I'm not against that, I'm just saying, but like, okay, okay, okay, okay,
Speaker 1: So they do that and then they like, you know,
Speaker 1: when they're promoting a brand all the fucking time on
Speaker 1: their feet. I'm actually signed Humble Brand and in Paris,
Speaker 1: so there's a difference. Okay, global, but it's just so
Speaker 1: global goal. It just so happens that I always get
Speaker 1: named that. But can you tell us something like the
Speaker 1: brands you worked with or whatever? Yeah, um, c K two,
Speaker 1: which was the big Calvin Klein reub fragrance that I
Speaker 1: did with them, that was worldwide. That was amazing. We
Speaker 1: actually shot there in Puerto Rico. Um, I work a
Speaker 1: lot with Hello, You're not you don't want that close
Speaker 1: to your mouth. I'm cool anyway because of the cylinder shape. Yes,
Speaker 1: but they was like alex is over here putting the mico. So, um,
Speaker 1: Calvin Klein. I've done stuff for Jill Stewart and Nike
Speaker 1: and b A and all that fun stuff, so it's cool.
Speaker 1: We were leaving the gym and she's like, I just
Speaker 1: want to see if I see myself in here. I
Speaker 1: sure said that, and I did, and then she's like,
Speaker 1: let's scal you know your famous. No, I just wanted
Speaker 1: to see it. Like like, I still get happy when
Speaker 1: I get to see myself. Okay, I think that's dope.
Speaker 1: I think that's dope too. So Wheezy here has an icebreaker.
Speaker 1: So what we like to do with all of our
Speaker 1: guests is kind of have an icebreaker. Clearly the ice
Speaker 1: has been broken with us, but we're gonna break the
Speaker 1: ice just a little bit, um and so we'd apparently
Speaker 1: this this game is made specifically for you. Um, how
Speaker 1: gay are you? How gay are you? So? I feel like,
Speaker 1: because Mandy and I suck dick any pussy, maybe we
Speaker 1: don't know as many terms. He played this game with
Speaker 1: Michelle Hope where she had his name off. How many
Speaker 1: different ways you can say penis? Penis? Yeah? I want
Speaker 1: us to see how many of us can name the
Speaker 1: different terms for eating pussy. Oh, so I to go
Speaker 1: in a row. But it doesn't necessarily have to be.
Speaker 1: It could be like it could be like carpet munching,
Speaker 1: like ship like that? Okay? Can I be in different languages? Look,
Speaker 1: don't be, don't be drop your little other languages? God
Speaker 1: damn it? Can you pussy in Brazilian? I? Okay, First
Speaker 1: of all, it's Portuguese, get it right. I know I
Speaker 1: was sucking around because you know how I feel about John.
Speaker 1: What's going on? I want to go first. All right,
Speaker 1: go first, and I'm gonna say it in Portuguese. Oh
Speaker 1: make us pussy wet. Let me see what's actually I
Speaker 1: st sex in the city when Samantha was saying, and
Speaker 1: she was like, it's my puss. Yes that too, yes, okay, yes, um,
Speaker 1: I'll go next. Um love it the y Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: that's the position to do it. Um can I say,
Speaker 1: like eat the bar? Yeah, okay with carpet munching, um
Speaker 1: eating out, eating out, well then fine, pussy eating um
Speaker 1: ship Now I don't know. Um, you do this way
Speaker 1: too much to not have any other names. I just
Speaker 1: do it. I'm going about the names kind of like
Speaker 1: that's right, all right here, I have a list of something.
Speaker 1: Please give me some go down on, have a box
Speaker 1: lunch munchable, muff dive munching lunch dive, munch dive, give
Speaker 1: brain eat. I thought that was just for dick eat
Speaker 1: hair pie. But not no. No, I like I like
Speaker 1: my pussy shaving. No razor bombs, like I think a
Speaker 1: lot of people. Right, I don't know that we have Ah,
Speaker 1: did you? I know you gotta wax. I was very
Speaker 1: much aware of that. She know she didn't. They're the
Speaker 1: Kicking a week. So we have two males in the room,
Speaker 1: and I know that while this is the lesbian episode,
Speaker 1: I want to know how different it is from do
Speaker 1: y'all like the landing strip? Do y'all like hair fully shaven?
Speaker 1: How do y'all like eating pussy? Like? How does the
Speaker 1: pussy have to look? If you're gonna be a question bear,
Speaker 1: So I'm giving you. I've been wanting to you. You
Speaker 1: would eat pussy with hair on it? I think guys
Speaker 1: are less okay, but like, but like, are we talking
Speaker 1: minimal hair? Thank you? Do you mean crazy like trimmed
Speaker 1: or just like fuzz before I shave? Like what you're
Speaker 1: saying or is it's just peeking out the It can't
Speaker 1: look like the fucking Amazon, Like that's not what I'm
Speaker 1: trying to eat. But see, guys, I think and it
Speaker 1: just you gotta comment you got home your your pussy hair.
Speaker 1: I would hope brush your pussy hair. I know, but
Speaker 1: I get him. If you're gonna have a lot of hair,
Speaker 1: like keep it. I like this port she has hair
Speaker 1: on her pussy, but it looks neat. I don't know.
Speaker 1: So I think we had this conversation with one of
Speaker 1: our previous guests, and she said that, and we kind
Speaker 1: of made the correlation that maybe lesbians are more particular
Speaker 1: with what a pussy looks like than a man, like
Speaker 1: I think a man will eat a pussy. However, well,
Speaker 1: I was about to say something, but I was told, oh,
Speaker 1: but yeah, I don't know what it was, but but yeah,
Speaker 1: I think I think men would eat pussy with hair
Speaker 1: without hair. Is it just you that likes that, or
Speaker 1: do you feel like more lesbians in that way? Honestly,
Speaker 1: I prefer it that way. I know I know many
Speaker 1: lesbian friends of mine that love the landing stripe. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but but I can guarantee that majority of lesbians that
Speaker 1: I know we don't want it to feel like we're
Speaker 1: certain like searching. That's literally landing srip is above your
Speaker 1: clip's high up. It's not like you can get the
Speaker 1: landing strip in your mouth. Isn't because you kissed the pussy? Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: I'm feeling so that's what you do? Okay, Um one
Speaker 1: of my many tricks. Oh girl. I also want by
Speaker 1: the way, I didn't add this in there, but I
Speaker 1: want to write this down. I want to talk about
Speaker 1: some eating pussy tips for men. I think that's yes.
Speaker 1: Niggas do not be knowing how to eat pussy, and
Speaker 1: I like think they eat the best pussy and I
Speaker 1: think it's just something we should discuss. Oh, so before
Speaker 1: we get into kicking the week, I want to just
Speaker 1: talk about a few lesbian terms. I actually wanted to
Speaker 1: hit you up before I made this list because I
Speaker 1: couldn't think of any more than these four them. Butch,
Speaker 1: DoD and Dyke. Can you explain what a fem is? Oh,
Speaker 1: it would be a lipstick on there right now she
Speaker 1: thinks everything about her Now. No, I don't have lipstick
Speaker 1: on bish the list. I don't know what you like.
Speaker 1: Um lipstick lesbian know, I don't. But lipstick lesbian and
Speaker 1: lipstick lesbian are basically the lesbians that you know, go
Speaker 1: all out like they had like thirty pounds to make
Speaker 1: up high heels up they so they're just considered that.
Speaker 1: But but ironically enough, they are the type that will
Speaker 1: go for the like the butchiest type of lesbian. It's
Speaker 1: that interesting how that works. So that makes and what's
Speaker 1: the difference between that and FM um um, butch is
Speaker 1: for me, in my opinion, butch is more like there's
Speaker 1: a man like qualities about them. No, no feministic lesbian.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. Okay, Um, well I already told you lives
Speaker 1: like femin is like not as crazy. What would you
Speaker 1: call yourself me, I'm a cross between fem and like. Now,
Speaker 1: I have a word for you that I want you
Speaker 1: to describe to our listeners. I would consider you androgynous.
Speaker 1: Totally yeah, okay and so um. I guess for the
Speaker 1: listeners that didn't know, androgynous would be a female who's
Speaker 1: more like chill with maybe style. Do you? I know
Speaker 1: you were like but you you just dressed more. And
Speaker 1: I don't want to say masculine because it's still very feminine,
Speaker 1: but still it's like a mix between I think. I think, um,
Speaker 1: that word can be so misunderstood right now because people like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, are you're a guy or your girl?
Speaker 1: First of all, I'm not trying to get into this
Speaker 1: right now, right but like at photo shoots, it's mainly
Speaker 1: like I'll go and I know that I have to
Speaker 1: be extremely girly and they and I let them do that.
Speaker 1: Sometimes I'll be doing your shoot and they'll literally do
Speaker 1: all corn rows and the like, tease the funk out
Speaker 1: of my hair. And then I look like a dude,
Speaker 1: but there's still that girl quality. It seems like I
Speaker 1: was gonna ask you, do you like a lot of
Speaker 1: the pictures on your page are like a lot of
Speaker 1: your shoots, like that gap thing you did, Like it
Speaker 1: seems more your style. Do you find that like you
Speaker 1: get jobs based on like you have a certain swag
Speaker 1: about you. They like that about America's next top model,
Speaker 1: there's always one that looks like her. First of all?
Speaker 1: Can I ask the questions a lot off of this podcast?
Speaker 1: Let me talk, thank you. I'm just saying, do you
Speaker 1: do you want me to answer her? Okay, all right,
Speaker 1: and answer to your question? I think, um, I think
Speaker 1: I have a good group of people that work with me,
Speaker 1: like agencies and owners that sit down me, like at
Speaker 1: least once a week kind of like a daily like no, sorry,
Speaker 1: a weekly report, you know, to just kind of see
Speaker 1: what's working and what's not. But a lot of the times,
Speaker 1: people they just want me because of how I look
Speaker 1: and because I dance and I do all these cool things.
Speaker 1: So they're like, yo, let's just give her a gap campaign,
Speaker 1: or let's do this or so. So we we went
Speaker 1: down this list and we've had gay men on the show,
Speaker 1: and we know what is wrong to label or call
Speaker 1: it gay man? Are there any terms that are offensive
Speaker 1: for lesbians? It needs to be a slur. But then
Speaker 1: when I was looking it up a little bit today,
Speaker 1: Urban Dictionary saying there's such a diet community with lesbians
Speaker 1: that are self Yeah, but the situation without word too
Speaker 1: is how you say it because it's it's it's equivalent
Speaker 1: like if one of my gay friends, like like takes
Speaker 1: me to the point of like anger, I'll call him
Speaker 1: a faggot and then he gets angry at and two
Speaker 1: point five seconds and then we're not talking, okay. So
Speaker 1: I didn't know that. So the interesting thing about dike
Speaker 1: is a lot of people assume that dyke is butch,
Speaker 1: but dyke is actually just a slur that people used
Speaker 1: to use for lesbians all the time. So here I
Speaker 1: think of like manly and it's not okay that I
Speaker 1: didn't know. It's just a slur that people were using
Speaker 1: for lesbians period. They were calling them dike. Um. I
Speaker 1: have been called that in high school. Why because he
Speaker 1: wasn't eating pussy back now, but you don't know what
Speaker 1: I was doing back But she wasn't eating pussy. I
Speaker 1: know that much. Goddamnits That first taste was look, listen,
Speaker 1: what we're not gonna do? Okay, anyway, I know how
Speaker 1: Mandy really be think is you know my pussy? I
Speaker 1: just know that was on the last episode talking about
Speaker 1: what we know? Yet do you I know I did
Speaker 1: a bit. I mean, the same thing to spend a
Speaker 1: license to you? Y, you still couldn't drive your ship
Speaker 1: for seven years? UM? Say anyways, like this whole episode,
Speaker 1: I appreciate the terms. So what you decided to do
Speaker 1: UM this week is of course related the kink of
Speaker 1: the week UM to lesbian sex. So do you want
Speaker 1: to I want to tell you how I found this word? Um.
Speaker 1: I was looking up lesbian porn and specifically scissoring because
Speaker 1: I like it and I'm kind of tired of watching
Speaker 1: lesbian porn, and I just want to know we're gonna
Speaker 1: talk about how lesbian. But wait, you like it and
Speaker 1: you don't? How does that work? Okay? I don't like
Speaker 1: watching mediate. Okay, you're supposed to be producing this fucking
Speaker 1: show and you're just gonna let her do this to me?
Speaker 1: Are you fucking kidding me? She's because him and outside
Speaker 1: do you see this as another gay episode, and she
Speaker 1: just did her gay voice on again. I'm telling you
Speaker 1: she changed. No, that was my white like this is
Speaker 1: I feel there's a gay voice. So can you explain
Speaker 1: to her the gay I have not heard this. Wait,
Speaker 1: you didn't hear that. So she did an episode with
Speaker 1: a game mail cup couple last week explain the gay voice,
Speaker 1: you know when you get with your gays. And he'd
Speaker 1: be like, oh yeah, hey come and then they were like,
Speaker 1: oh my god. Yeah. I'm like totally like, dude, you're right,
Speaker 1: my god, totally, it's just like natural, like nigga, don't.
Speaker 1: When I was a stobell last weekend, Holy fuck, I
Speaker 1: think the dude I was it was like she was
Speaker 1: another bitch, like like are you a gay man? Yeah?
Speaker 1: It was bad. Um, Sorry to get back in the trap.
Speaker 1: So I was I don't like watching lesbian porn with toys,
Speaker 1: although I like to use toys, but for some reason,
Speaker 1: the toys I feel like they do too much in
Speaker 1: porn with toys. Okay, sorry, I just wanted to add that.
Speaker 1: Go ahead. And so I don't like watching it imporn Okay.
Speaker 1: I like scissoring and so it's also called tripping so
Speaker 1: tripping is our kink of the week. It refers to um,
Speaker 1: I have not heard that. It's derived from a Greek
Speaker 1: word tribus, which is a lesbian and triboh, which is
Speaker 1: to rub. So refers to scissoring, which is when two
Speaker 1: women rubbed their vulvas and clips together in a form
Speaker 1: of non penetrative sex. It can also referred to be
Speaker 1: referred to frautage, rubbing of the vulva against something for
Speaker 1: sexual stimulation, which is why I think me and you
Speaker 1: were talking about when I was a kid and I
Speaker 1: like rubbed myself on the edge and that's just ya,
Speaker 1: that's fritage. M. It's not for specific to humans. It's
Speaker 1: also observed in nature with monkeys. Um, we're the same
Speaker 1: sex monkeys. Yeah, we're female to female genitalia rubbing is
Speaker 1: common about once every two hours. Wow, that's very act.
Speaker 1: I just learned something new. I did not know that. Um. Yeah,
Speaker 1: So so when you is scissoring, because it's funny. So
Speaker 1: a lot of the a lot of men who are
Speaker 1: ignorant to lesbian sex be like, yeah, so here's what
Speaker 1: let's get into it, Like how does lesbian sex work? Okay,
Speaker 1: So for me, Lord's right. Now you can look at
Speaker 1: me and thanks. Okay, So for me, you know, I
Speaker 1: like to tease, So okay, I'll spend at least hour
Speaker 1: and a half eating you out. That's a long time.
Speaker 1: How does your tongue not get tired? Because I've had
Speaker 1: my tongue now. I ate pussy one time for a
Speaker 1: long time because I really enjoyed her. It was during
Speaker 1: a three stime, so there was dick involved, but um,
Speaker 1: my tongue for the next two days I felt like
Speaker 1: it was It felt like it was going to fall out.
Speaker 1: How do you Yeah, I paid myself though, so for
Speaker 1: a lot of times you're just like, okay, well you
Speaker 1: can like you can come off of it. You can
Speaker 1: use your hand. Yeah, wait, okay, So do you use
Speaker 1: your nose at all? Yeah? Sometimes? Oh that's a trick.
Speaker 1: I didn't know. Wait, so you put your nose on
Speaker 1: the clip. You've never sucked someone's nose? No, you don't remember,
Speaker 1: like training, I gotta ask that a big and she goes,
Speaker 1: I want to suck your nose if you want to.
Speaker 1: I did not know that. That's what she said. From here.
Speaker 1: You got her kind of hard. She's hard in here. Um,
Speaker 1: but Okay, so you like to tease, so you'll eat
Speaker 1: the pussy for an hour and a half. A lot
Speaker 1: of the guys don't. I don't think you can go
Speaker 1: that long. So when I when I see the female body,
Speaker 1: I want to I want to enjoy that moment that
Speaker 1: I'm having with that specific person. Okay, so I love teasing,
Speaker 1: and then um, you know, just caressing. And then when
Speaker 1: I know I kind of got her right where I
Speaker 1: want her to the point of begging on her end,
Speaker 1: I cannot look. Okay, the glasses he's keeping them on
Speaker 1: keeping anyways, maybe we shouldn't have said across from each other.
Speaker 1: That's what I said that right, alright, go right, everybody's
Speaker 1: everybody getting hard. I get her to the point of begging,
Speaker 1: then you know, I'll gently put not one, but just
Speaker 1: two fingers just right in just to see if she
Speaker 1: could take it. So I want to say that, um
Speaker 1: to kind of our male listeners, because you're you're giving
Speaker 1: them gems without even knowing a lot of men, I
Speaker 1: feel like I have to ask to finger me um
Speaker 1: when giving head, right, That's what I'm saying. But no, no, no,
Speaker 1: he's right. A lot I have not asked for it
Speaker 1: sometimes because I feel like someone's gonna do it wrong.
Speaker 1: There you go, so there's a difference, like they're doing
Speaker 1: it wrong. So the thing is too when you go
Speaker 1: in there, Yeah, you can't be fucking like said, ain't
Speaker 1: no type of order, so you think just be all
Speaker 1: over the place. So when you look at first, you're
Speaker 1: getting her wet, you're getting her aroused. You can't just
Speaker 1: shove a pussy into until she's ready down there. You'll
Speaker 1: know because at that point she's secreting, she's wet, and
Speaker 1: it should be very wet before you go to start
Speaker 1: trying to say a question. Normally a lot of people
Speaker 1: want to know that was happening. Oh, what does this?
Speaker 1: What does the shiver look like? Whow No, honestly objects
Speaker 1: in the studio? Can I get? It's about its about
Speaker 1: lesbian's but I want to know because we're talking about fingers.
Speaker 1: When lesbians say I want you to fuck me. A
Speaker 1: lot of people are really confused when lesbian's fun is
Speaker 1: it scissoring or fingering? What is it's fingering? Right? Fingering?
Speaker 1: Is a lot of us assumed that fucking is dick
Speaker 1: and pussy fucking. I learned from lesbian is just the
Speaker 1: penetration period. That's what it is. We think. I'm I'm
Speaker 1: gonna be honest, you can fuck somebody. Um, I well,
Speaker 1: I was informed. I think it's like ten percent or
Speaker 1: eleven percent of female and I'm actually one of them.
Speaker 1: I can't get off off of ctoral at all. I
Speaker 1: need penetration until recently, someone doesn't change that. That's a
Speaker 1: Often it's all right, I'm gonna I gotta get some
Speaker 1: new air sounds from YouTube so we can like do
Speaker 1: like drum you know, drum rolls and ship through. But
Speaker 1: um okay. So so that leads me to ask you,
Speaker 1: if you've never been able to come clatorally, why didn't
Speaker 1: work clatorally? And it's come from penetration? No, because I
Speaker 1: don't need you to check them out words. So if
Speaker 1: you haven't been able to come by clatoral simulation, um,
Speaker 1: why not just why not just try it? Nigga dick? Honestly, Honestly,
Speaker 1: what it was was I dated this incredible guy, and um,
Speaker 1: it just got to the point where there was something
Speaker 1: inside me that I knew that A at the time,
Speaker 1: it was either I wasn't ready and I didn't know
Speaker 1: if I was ever going to be ready, and there
Speaker 1: was always that lingering question of why and then and
Speaker 1: I didn't want to hurt him and I didn't know
Speaker 1: how to tell him. So then I took a trip
Speaker 1: to California. I was there for like two weeks working,
Speaker 1: and then I met someone on set and then she
Speaker 1: came to them. They're all gay out there, don't you know? Um,
Speaker 1: and then um, and I'll never forget. She came to
Speaker 1: my hotel room. And then that was like the first
Speaker 1: time I was ever with a girl, and I wasn't afraid,
Speaker 1: there was no and then that's when it happened. And
Speaker 1: then I had to break it to him, and thank
Speaker 1: god we're still okay, and good listen. I like pussy
Speaker 1: and I don't like your tools because it needs that
Speaker 1: blue pill and we have a problem with that shade. Um.
Speaker 1: I want to get back into the word fucking. A
Speaker 1: lot of people are going to hear this and think
Speaker 1: it's bullshit, but I want to explain how much we
Speaker 1: don't even realize that we use that word for penetration.
Speaker 1: Fuck my face, And that's when you're just thinking. It's
Speaker 1: when anything is like inserting is fucking, or in lesbian
Speaker 1: it's you're writing her face in lesbian in you I
Speaker 1: can't say, okay. And then also when you say you
Speaker 1: maybe want to funk a guy, you're either riding him,
Speaker 1: you're controlling the fucking or of course, like we've talked
Speaker 1: about with pegging, but that's still penetration with we have
Speaker 1: to like kind of like, let's not make all these
Speaker 1: sound effects back, guys, pegging is a thing, okay, So Alex,
Speaker 1: y'all don't even share blunt because it's you think it's kay,
Speaker 1: because boy, because germs. So I have a question, um,
Speaker 1: as a male, is there anything about a lesbian relationship
Speaker 1: that either of you feel like y'all don't understand or
Speaker 1: don't really or kind of question or don't sure. I'm
Speaker 1: not sure how it happens. I mean, you're just gonna
Speaker 1: get all by the way, Um, if you guys, listen
Speaker 1: to the last episode, a king dropped in from the
Speaker 1: Combat Jack Show and he is apparently getting on the mike.
Speaker 1: Now are you are you well? We got Alex asking, Okay,
Speaker 1: go ahead, Alex, I don't know a lot, Okay, So
Speaker 1: what is it? What are questions that guys normally have
Speaker 1: when they meet a lesbian and it's like, you really
Speaker 1: don't want this dude, Like what do y'all think? My question?
Speaker 1: And trust me when we say we don't. We're not
Speaker 1: trying to play hard again, we really do not want
Speaker 1: your dick. So, so I want to say something. I
Speaker 1: went out with Vicky last weekend. We were hanging out. Yes,
Speaker 1: I think everyone here knows. Yeah, these fucking people don't know.
Speaker 1: They might not follow me us. Okay, chill out, I'm
Speaker 1: talking about them. So we were hanging out last weekend
Speaker 1: and we went out, we read The Hair of the Dog.
Speaker 1: We were just like flirting and dancing, having fun, and
Speaker 1: this dude kept coming up to her. What did he
Speaker 1: what was he doing? And at first, off she looked gorgeous, right,
Speaker 1: and so like I get it, like you're gonna get
Speaker 1: hit on. But like we were super flirty and it
Speaker 1: was very obvious like we didn't really want male attention,
Speaker 1: and the dude was just like me coming on to her,
Speaker 1: coming on to her, coming on, just like so you
Speaker 1: guys like lesbians and she said yes. So then he
Speaker 1: walks off he comes back, so like, uh, like really,
Speaker 1: like you guys don't want to try something out? Like yeah,
Speaker 1: it happened for a good thirty minutes, like, so it's
Speaker 1: funny and I want to know why guys do this.
Speaker 1: So when I'm out a lot with my female friends
Speaker 1: and maybe I don't feel like getting hit on, or
Speaker 1: maybe just not hit on by that nigga in particular,
Speaker 1: I'll be like, I'm with my girlfriend, hold on, I
Speaker 1: want to play something real quick. Oh you got have y'all? Ever? Um?
Speaker 1: I mean, of course we all have watched Jazz She's dope.
Speaker 1: Um watched jazz as her Instagram name. She made a
Speaker 1: video I think, Um, me and Vicky said it to
Speaker 1: each other, right or someone said to us, what do
Speaker 1: you know what I'm talking about? With the girl who
Speaker 1: was like, you can't really lie anymore about being gay me?
Speaker 1: Oh no, I want to put it. Okay, listen to
Speaker 1: watch when like a guy trying to talk to you,
Speaker 1: you can just tell him you and your friend were
Speaker 1: lesbians and they leave you alone. What's going on? Ladies?
Speaker 1: Gonna are you a drink? Sorry, this is my girlfriend.
Speaker 1: We're lesbians. Okay, no disrespect, y'all be easy now that
Speaker 1: this ship don't work. Yeah, y'all look good. What's suck
Speaker 1: by yourselon? What's up? Sorry, um, this is my girlfriend.
Speaker 1: We're lesbians. Shit, I'm a lesbians. We don't like men
Speaker 1: me neither ship no, no, no, no, I mean like,
Speaker 1: this is my girl and we don't deal with men
Speaker 1: at all. We're lesbians and you know that's what I'm
Speaker 1: trying to say. I'm a lesbians too. I'll do let's
Speaker 1: just all be lesbians together. Come on, but let me
Speaker 1: get three shots ahead and say lesbians so or or
Speaker 1: they'll do. This is absolutely accurate, but another thing that
Speaker 1: maybe they used to do it more in the days
Speaker 1: than they used to now. If I would be out
Speaker 1: with my friends and I'd be like, this is my girlfriend.
Speaker 1: Let me see y'all kiss, prove it be time and
Speaker 1: I want to let you guys know. First off, it's
Speaker 1: really rape. You know it's got some nerv Did you
Speaker 1: do this? You've never done? Have you heard friends do this?
Speaker 1: Have you seen it? It's try. It's so we have
Speaker 1: to lie and say we're lesbian. Like if you think
Speaker 1: we're lying where you anyway? Calm down? Do you need
Speaker 1: some water? No, I'm tired of you need some mill?
Speaker 1: So you know how like typically hear more from male gaze,
Speaker 1: where do make a guy switched teams like a heterosexual.
Speaker 1: So I think I I sometimes think we have the
Speaker 1: power to turn a lesbian straight. Also, I want to
Speaker 1: say one thing, um that I think a lot of
Speaker 1: lesbians have sometimes found insulting. You were like, well, you
Speaker 1: like penetration and you can't you can't come from your clips?
Speaker 1: Like why not just sucking it? And it's just like
Speaker 1: me saying to a dude, like I think men suck
Speaker 1: better dick for men, but if you like blow jobs
Speaker 1: so much, we don't you have a dude do it?
Speaker 1: Like that's the thing, like where tracted to what we're
Speaker 1: attracted to? If I don't want to be penetrated and
Speaker 1: look at a man on top of me and I'd
Speaker 1: rather see a girl in hair and tits instead of like,
Speaker 1: you know, big, you can't help you to Well, I
Speaker 1: think it has a lot to do to like even
Speaker 1: talking to gay men. If you're a top, bitches have
Speaker 1: assholes too, like if you just want to as girls
Speaker 1: have as too. But it's like, yeah, I think it
Speaker 1: definitely has to do with just what you're interested in, um,
Speaker 1: But which is why we always Honestly that argument is
Speaker 1: to the defense of peggang honestly, like if you really
Speaker 1: wanted to get fun in the asked why I do,
Speaker 1: just go do it? But you don't, but you do.
Speaker 1: You want to watch you do it, and you want
Speaker 1: me to do it to you because you're into me
Speaker 1: and you just want some prostate stimulations. She listened to
Speaker 1: the gays talking about how you gotta get a knuckle
Speaker 1: deep and pull back. Oh I already, Well that's why
Speaker 1: so I have they like, yeah, well the strap on
Speaker 1: that I do have. And for any of our female
Speaker 1: listeners interested in buying um a strap on for their
Speaker 1: for their man um, there's it's. What I have is
Speaker 1: a prostate strap. So it actually is curved at the top.
Speaker 1: And when I asked the lady at the sex store
Speaker 1: how do I use it, she's like, in your mind,
Speaker 1: just know that that curve needs to always face the
Speaker 1: belly button because that's how you're gonna so when you're
Speaker 1: back in there, and you know how they said that
Speaker 1: like that, well like this if he's on his back,
Speaker 1: if it's on the other end, like and that's literally
Speaker 1: because like they told you, you have to act like
Speaker 1: you're doing the coming motion. But yeah, that's how to
Speaker 1: reach the prostate like you want to go ahead and
Speaker 1: like that, So I want to get back into lesbians.
Speaker 1: Oh wait, you guys left fingering combo. You didn't really
Speaker 1: go into too much detail. No, no, no, we know.
Speaker 1: We do need to listen, we need we need to
Speaker 1: talk more about lesbian sex. Like, guys, go him with
Speaker 1: the fingers, and that's not how you squirt, and it's like, dude,
Speaker 1: chill out and well and there's a way to make
Speaker 1: a female squirt and if she's not aroused, there's a
Speaker 1: whole lot of it's more psyche. So explain with the fingers.
Speaker 1: So explain with the fingers for our male listeners and
Speaker 1: our other lesbian listeners. When you're fingering a woman's vagina,
Speaker 1: what is the right way to finger a pussy? Alright?
Speaker 1: So me, personally, I like to go slow because I'm
Speaker 1: not about the whole take it no, because like honestly,
Speaker 1: I could either hurt her and I didn't, so there's that. Um.
Speaker 1: Normally for me, I like to just go either like
Speaker 1: a simple one stroke in your fingers in because it's
Speaker 1: not too much, just not too little, just right and
Speaker 1: then um, let's see. Basically, I guess slow and steady
Speaker 1: tends to win the race, so that way they become
Speaker 1: adjusted to how slow you can be, right, And then
Speaker 1: again I love begging, so then if she wants more,
Speaker 1: then I'm like, okay, and then I like you, and
Speaker 1: then I like and then and then I actually like
Speaker 1: to choke her as I do it, and then I
Speaker 1: just I pick up the pace. Now, Um, I don't want,
Speaker 1: I don't want, I don't want. Can you shoot? I
Speaker 1: love this freaking professional? You be professional or leave weethy
Speaker 1: entire You took your hand and you're like, y'all needs
Speaker 1: need to pay for the video of it. This is
Speaker 1: real life ship, okay. And it's a while you're doing
Speaker 1: the fingering. Are you still playing? Like, are you still
Speaker 1: needing cli or have you specifically stopped? Because I want
Speaker 1: her to enjoy that the penetry because it can also
Speaker 1: be too much. But then I always like to double
Speaker 1: back and do it. Okay, so double back, yeah, and
Speaker 1: like do both at the same time eventually, so um,
Speaker 1: I'm choking her and then um I'm sucking her at
Speaker 1: the same time. By that time, you know, my movements
Speaker 1: become quicker and harder and better. Um, and then hello,
Speaker 1: I cannot look at me easy, lord, helping now um
Speaker 1: and then um, I mean we we have like thirty
Speaker 1: more minutes after Um, she got pottery, you have to
Speaker 1: go make a pot I like potter. I'll see the thing.
Speaker 1: She likes to be alone, annoying us. Anyways, moving on, Um,
Speaker 1: So again, I don't want it to feel like I'm
Speaker 1: poking her, which I think a lot of men do poke.
Speaker 1: Don't poke a woman. When you're in there, You're doing
Speaker 1: an actual emotion, like kind of like a wave if
Speaker 1: I could, I guess describe guys poke a lot, and
Speaker 1: it's not enjoyable, like like guys like think about like
Speaker 1: literally poking a girl on her arm, Like that ship
Speaker 1: hurts after a while, so imagine that a boy. Um.
Speaker 1: So it's almost like a wave. And then once I
Speaker 1: get a right right where I where I want her
Speaker 1: to be, and like there's like that arch in her back,
Speaker 1: then I just put three in and then I just
Speaker 1: that's when okay, and then I flip her around and
Speaker 1: then I slap her us and then it's a whole different.
Speaker 1: And at this point I wanted you mentioned slapping ass
Speaker 1: and I wanted to to mention this to all of
Speaker 1: our listeners too. When you reach that level of a cousal,
Speaker 1: the pain or slapping, and asked, that's when it's enjoyable.
Speaker 1: Start by slapping early on or being rough early on.
Speaker 1: It set will terminate. So to take your time and
Speaker 1: to make it to where she has been aroused to
Speaker 1: then you could start doing the slapping, even the choking.
Speaker 1: Are you really texting? No, I'm looking at the outline, Okay,
Speaker 1: checking cool, But I think this is this is a
Speaker 1: lot of tension in here. But yeah, I feel like
Speaker 1: this is more uncomfortable than my mom, which is yeah,
Speaker 1: which is why I'm yo shout out and I love
Speaker 1: her mom and her mom is amazing. She's been on
Speaker 1: our shows. So I want to just say again, so,
Speaker 1: like you said, you get her really aroused before you
Speaker 1: get into the slapping, and I think that that's important
Speaker 1: for all dynamics of relationships or people in bed at
Speaker 1: that point, is because then it becomes more enjoyable. Um.
Speaker 1: I want to talk once more about like scissoring. People
Speaker 1: are like, I heard it's your favorite thing to do
Speaker 1: from who's been around. I heard I'm in these screets.
Speaker 1: So scissoring a lot of people are like this bullshit,
Speaker 1: Like how do girls really enjoy this. Can you explain
Speaker 1: scissoring and talk about like how we get off from it?
Speaker 1: We as in So, I mean scissoring it's like rubbing, right,
Speaker 1: So I don't know. I I personally I love feeling
Speaker 1: if I'm on top or she's on top and I'm
Speaker 1: on the bottom. Um, I just love feeling, you know,
Speaker 1: her pussy against mine and then parts of her body
Speaker 1: well because again depending if she's on top and I'm
Speaker 1: on the bottom, again parts of her body against mine
Speaker 1: as well. So, um, scissoring for me, I just love.
Speaker 1: I guess it's almost like dry humping, but like not
Speaker 1: really it is, but it's not really. I mean it's
Speaker 1: dry humping, but at the same time scissoring, it's like
Speaker 1: you get to like, I'm I love my clip stimulated
Speaker 1: and at the same time someone else is getting into it. Yes,
Speaker 1: clip simulation. That's right now. Look a so so one
Speaker 1: of our UM. I enjoyed talking about even just the
Speaker 1: sex of it. But I think something that me and
Speaker 1: Weezy wanted to discuss with having you, Um, I guess
Speaker 1: we can define gold star lesbian. That's our horrible decision.
Speaker 1: A gold Start gaze on a few weeks ago, we did.
Speaker 1: So a gold star lesbian guys is someone who has
Speaker 1: never been with the opposite sex. Um. In this case,
Speaker 1: you're a female who has never been penetrated or been
Speaker 1: with him. Now, So I didn't believe her because I
Speaker 1: mean one and nigger we talked about Weezy hit me
Speaker 1: up and was like yeah, so she totally did. For like, um,
Speaker 1: leave that out, y'all gonna be out. So she's like no,
Speaker 1: but I thought that it was interesting. So six months
Speaker 1: did you say? Six month? Didn't and he didn't fuck him?
Speaker 1: And what was your reason reasoning for not sucking him?
Speaker 1: This was I guess the story you said earlier. Literally
Speaker 1: just didn't feel comfortable at it. And so at what
Speaker 1: age were you was that he gonna kill me? Um,
Speaker 1: let's see, I was like at the time, okay, again
Speaker 1: you know when you're at that specific that was him,
Speaker 1: That was like probably him and his prime. Six months?
Speaker 1: So so was what was the conversation? Keep your opinions
Speaker 1: to yourself? Okay? So so you met him at this
Speaker 1: point you were clearly a virgin um and you let
Speaker 1: him know that. So how did you, guys go six months?
Speaker 1: Niggas can't go two weeks without getting you find it
Speaker 1: very surprising with him once he actually I wouldn't actually
Speaker 1: because I believe he's a bottom. Um. So actually, um,
Speaker 1: because this is where him and I were very much alike,
Speaker 1: and like, yes, I used to like have my howish
Speaker 1: ways or whatever as as does he or I don't know,
Speaker 1: but once we really really start to like someone, and
Speaker 1: it's we don't want to welcome no, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: it's it's it's honestly more about I want to know
Speaker 1: what's in here first, so that way everything else is perfect.
Speaker 1: And we we actually we just took our time with it,
Speaker 1: and like again, I felt really like I felt like
Speaker 1: a horrible person. And then I had to, you know,
Speaker 1: we went out to dinner and I told him and
Speaker 1: he he kind of he was like, yeah, I kind
Speaker 1: of had a feeling. I was like, okay, you should
Speaker 1: have said I had one about you too. Maybe problem
Speaker 1: both of y'all didn't know that y'all really liked the
Speaker 1: same sex, but y'all were trying to. But I think
Speaker 1: he's really hot, and people came, I like this question,
Speaker 1: um that she has next. So this guy was a celebrity, beautiful,
Speaker 1: gorgeous fucking model that probably all of our listeners would
Speaker 1: fuck what celebrity guy just based off looks, would you
Speaker 1: let funk? Oh my god, Chris Brown? And two, really
Speaker 1: that's such a strange one. Maybe it's a dancing thing
Speaker 1: you like, dancing ship. Maybe it is the first of all,
Speaker 1: you know, it's like, first of all, it is not
Speaker 1: dancing ship, it's dancing ship. Second of all, I'm a
Speaker 1: Kanye fan, right, So i'd give you you would like
Speaker 1: Kanye because I'm a fan. And maybe that's why you
Speaker 1: some groups ship no, no, like J Cole. But I mean,
Speaker 1: like a fan, what I wouldn't know. So I'm gonna
Speaker 1: tell you, guys. Why can I tell you guys? Why?
Speaker 1: So there was this basketball player who is a really
Speaker 1: big fucking basketball player. I was a fan of his.
Speaker 1: We fucked and it was so bade him so little,
Speaker 1: so bad, really so trash. He's huge, his body is huge,
Speaker 1: but nothing else. It's he's probably six eleven rough about that.
Speaker 1: And so because I was such a fan of his,
Speaker 1: like would watch all the games, like really enjoyed him
Speaker 1: as a player. After I fused him, I was just like, okay, ball,
Speaker 1: those balls aren't the same one now, So you think Jake.
Speaker 1: I would hate if Jake Cole had bad dick because
Speaker 1: I listen to his music. So I mean a fan
Speaker 1: when I say like not on something like groupie, throw
Speaker 1: you the pussy. But like I'm just such so interested
Speaker 1: in him and like so consumed with Kanye, like I
Speaker 1: want that for me so so so I could see
Speaker 1: what you got a question over there? What this is?
Speaker 1: I think this is why guys think that they can
Speaker 1: make you switch teams because you just said fair fair Okay,
Speaker 1: so you guys hope No, no, no, I mean men
Speaker 1: have a celebrity. Absolutely not. You said that guys have
Speaker 1: a celebrity guy they would go gay for if you
Speaker 1: had to go straight, if you had to go gay
Speaker 1: for a guy like girl. No, but like no, dude,
Speaker 1: be like yo, I mean I maybe Jason. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: guys are not here say who they would go gay
Speaker 1: for it. That's a major pause, bro, that's just because
Speaker 1: they're when I realized I was gay, And then I
Speaker 1: was like, yeah, I got this one girl that all
Speaker 1: I want to do is sucker. Oh we're good, Okay,
Speaker 1: I did what I had to do. Wait, and she's
Speaker 1: a very very famous model. So I'm like I'm trying
Speaker 1: to think of a back off. Who So we just
Speaker 1: did guys real quick while we're on lesbian play right
Speaker 1: here and we're all kind of dipping in that pool. Um,
Speaker 1: what is the celebrity girl that she would most want
Speaker 1: to fuck? Chaf Oh, she's on that. Mine is just
Speaker 1: because we actually know a lot of the same people,
Speaker 1: so we know about each other. Ish, but it's just
Speaker 1: the day that happens. I will rita or like, I
Speaker 1: just want her, you know, I do like her. She
Speaker 1: looks like she was fun in bed by the way.
Speaker 1: I do want I feel like I could have said
Speaker 1: a Beyonce or Rihanna or whatever. I feel like that
Speaker 1: was like I was really trying to think I was
Speaker 1: having about Brianna though, I just I just want to
Speaker 1: get high. There's a celebrity couple that I'm like talking
Speaker 1: right now. Okay, so here we go, wait, because I
Speaker 1: have one. Who's the celebrity couple she would have? Three?
Speaker 1: So Altered Carbon is a show on Netflix. The dude
Speaker 1: from Yes I didn't realize how tractive hosted him him
Speaker 1: and his wife Wow, Joel Kinneman and his wife. His
Speaker 1: name is Chloe or something like that. Cleo. Anyway, she's
Speaker 1: like tatted up to her chin, which I'm not into.
Speaker 1: But the two of them together, like they're they're pretty
Speaker 1: consturbated to them already. You definitely episode five, there is
Speaker 1: a great their pictures. I'm I'm probably going to be
Speaker 1: really basic again with this one, but I love them
Speaker 1: and I know they're open and I I've heard that
Speaker 1: he goes, oh, well them too, that's but that's a given.
Speaker 1: I actually would love to have Will Smith and Jada
Speaker 1: Pinkett really yes, and because I love Will Smith, he's taught,
Speaker 1: and I hear that he possibly goes both honestly, they
Speaker 1: see it would be fun, fun sex and then and
Speaker 1: then you lay in bed after you you're fucking dressed
Speaker 1: and exhausted, and he says a joke because he's just
Speaker 1: fucking funny. So I get to laugh after sex too,
Speaker 1: like I would just genuinely for um. Alright, So what's
Speaker 1: your type? And I want to ask this to everybody
Speaker 1: because we all fun girls, like what's your type? Oh? Oh,
Speaker 1: I guess I can go first? Who wants to say?
Speaker 1: I model? So it's so funny that they're not, I G. Models,
Speaker 1: but they kind of are. I actually like really thick women. Um,
Speaker 1: oh name and I model like you would like totally
Speaker 1: well the bitch, that would be so real, Mia be
Speaker 1: that's oh you're really do out here with that pussy
Speaker 1: is great and pierced, and um, she have good. We
Speaker 1: have confirmations. It's really good. It's really good pussy. But
Speaker 1: she claimed that, like I'll be claiming that pussy. Um,
Speaker 1: but Mia has great, She's amazing, not gonna need that
Speaker 1: was the first person. I can't believe you. Oh yeah, no, no,
Speaker 1: Like in real life. We went to the club one
Speaker 1: time and it was all white party and we ended
Speaker 1: up going all white people are like all white Jamaican party.
Speaker 1: Clearly you know my crowd. It was just we dressed
Speaker 1: in all white. Um, everyone else was colored. Um, I'm
Speaker 1: just saying we glue in the dark with our white clothes. Um.
Speaker 1: And then we went to our home girls house after
Speaker 1: and I wanted her so bad. We went into we
Speaker 1: read a condominium and went to like their area with
Speaker 1: the TV and pool table. Took her into the bathroom
Speaker 1: and and she just knows, she's like, but we were
Speaker 1: in the club and I say, I don't give a fuck,
Speaker 1: And it was still just beautifully tasting and everything. Even
Speaker 1: after beautifully tasting, it was amazing beautifully you got know.
Speaker 1: So a lot of the girls that I do or
Speaker 1: have had sex with, I prefer they're all bartender strippers
Speaker 1: as like they're those of that's that's the most start
Speaker 1: start about like my type. Oh lord, here we go.
Speaker 1: I like black, um you like black girls really, but
Speaker 1: they need to be mixed. Like I can't clearly keep going.
Speaker 1: This is so and I feel like girls hate you
Speaker 1: know why, Like fuck you, why can't you suck the
Speaker 1: black girl? We and he went out for sushi with Anthony.
Speaker 1: You okay, And there was a girl in there, you
Speaker 1: bro okay? So what was it? Like four or five
Speaker 1: girls right came in and then like this white chick
Speaker 1: is looking at me, and then she not just like
Speaker 1: the black girl. And then the black girl looked at
Speaker 1: me and goes, I was like shit, so uh no,
Speaker 1: no no, but she's actually mixed too, She's actually actually
Speaker 1: mixed black to me. You look black to me too, anyway.
Speaker 1: Oh don't you don't hang around a lot of black people,
Speaker 1: do you? Anyway? So she buys textured weave. I get it, Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm cut cut this is going on the bonus episode. Listen,
Speaker 1: I am at. I'm gonna tell you what I wear.
Speaker 1: We've I make sure it blends. I like the volume.
Speaker 1: We had this conversation yet, um I like the volume.
Speaker 1: Plus I shaved my head on one side before, like
Speaker 1: all the way back, and like that's she's taking a
Speaker 1: long time. I shaved it always a dome and so yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: I wasn't done alright, So black and mix, like I
Speaker 1: like black and white, black Porto Ricans, we get the
Speaker 1: mixed part black and Israelian, Israeli whatever. Okay, okay, we
Speaker 1: get it. Red Nails Tattoo has a podcast called Horrible Decisions.
Speaker 1: All right, Next, what's your type? I'll say, and I'll
Speaker 1: be honest. I saw the other girl. She was sucking,
Speaker 1: so I don't want to say which you want the
Speaker 1: French back, get bitch the shape. So I will say, well,
Speaker 1: there's not only Collete, there's a couple bitches in them.
Speaker 1: Victoria the one, the one in him. I will say,
Speaker 1: there's definitely there's definitely a difference. I think she just
Speaker 1: genuinely has she has to have a vibe with someone
Speaker 1: because all of her girls, I will say, look, different,
Speaker 1: probably the thickest with a big button, like you're answering
Speaker 1: it perfect. Yeah, so I definitely think just you know,
Speaker 1: she's an email host, so there it has to be
Speaker 1: a vibe. I will say this one thing, um that
Speaker 1: I said to someone, I think there's more like no
Speaker 1: the other morning. So I've noticed with me the reason
Speaker 1: I'm not all the way gay is because when I'm
Speaker 1: with women, I'm constantly thinking about how attracted to like
Speaker 1: that I'm with a woman, Like I'm so excited about
Speaker 1: being with a woman. I like the feminine ship that's
Speaker 1: going on between the two of us, Like that's something
Speaker 1: that I love that's going on, and that's very special
Speaker 1: to me. When being with women, you don't have that
Speaker 1: excitement with men. I don't really think that I'm with
Speaker 1: a man when I'm with a man. When you're with
Speaker 1: a man, who do you think about when you're with
Speaker 1: a man. I'm just saying, like I don't know if
Speaker 1: i'm explaining as well, Like part of the reason when
Speaker 1: I'm with women, I get off of the fact that
Speaker 1: I have a girl like that, she's girly, that I'm
Speaker 1: like that that it's it's not exactly second nature as
Speaker 1: men are to me, so when I'm with women, it
Speaker 1: feels more special in that way. Like I'm constantly thinking
Speaker 1: about the fact that it's a girl, and I wonder
Speaker 1: if that's because I'm not all the way gay, So
Speaker 1: speaking of this not all the way like right, like
Speaker 1: being with a woman out or things like that, Like
Speaker 1: I'm so excited that, like I get to like feel
Speaker 1: like this and be with a girl and feel sexy
Speaker 1: to be with a woman. And and I don't mean
Speaker 1: that to diminish something that I have with somebody, but
Speaker 1: I genuinely feel that, and it's the most exciting part
Speaker 1: for me. I love being with a woman because that's
Speaker 1: what she is, right, And so me and you are
Speaker 1: on this teeter totter halfway mark um, I and joy
Speaker 1: being with women for different reasons than I enjoy being
Speaker 1: with men. I want to bring this back to being
Speaker 1: a gold star lesbian because with when dealing with women,
Speaker 1: I've gone with Mia to gay clubs and I actually
Speaker 1: prefer aside from the stripper hose, I actually really like
Speaker 1: like what like the Brittany grinder studs, like the I
Speaker 1: love like an androgynous tall as female with dreads and
Speaker 1: so but my girl, Britnie Grinder could have it all,
Speaker 1: I would have her inserted baby from whatever however the
Speaker 1: fun she got that sperm. I love Britney Grinder. And
Speaker 1: so I wanted to ask this because when I go
Speaker 1: to the gay clubs where I'm around lesbian women, they
Speaker 1: have an issue with me being bisexual and still wanting
Speaker 1: That's one of our questions. And that's one of our questions.
Speaker 1: What is the issue with lesbians going to or dealing
Speaker 1: with bisexual women? And there normally is an issue. I
Speaker 1: know there is. I think I know what it is.
Speaker 1: I don't want to speak for you, but you know
Speaker 1: what you heard. No, I think it's more of a
Speaker 1: power thing. And I'll explain because it's like, okay, so
Speaker 1: hey you're by Yes, that means I could suck you great.
Speaker 1: But then with I guess a lot of situations that
Speaker 1: I've seen and even with me, I'm like, I don't
Speaker 1: want to think about you fucking a man a man
Speaker 1: because I just gave you all of me. So why
Speaker 1: so I'm not But what if it was another girl?
Speaker 1: What is it still somebody else? Why is it the
Speaker 1: man part? Because because you said I just gave you
Speaker 1: all of me? That's what I mean. Like, so what
Speaker 1: if they sucked another girl? What is this specifically about
Speaker 1: the man that like you? Do you feel like is
Speaker 1: it a competition? Because I was gonna say I think
Speaker 1: that's a problem we had someone. Well, we talk often
Speaker 1: about if a man was bisexual what the issue would be,
Speaker 1: and a lot of women have said I don't want
Speaker 1: to compete with men and women. Let me tell you something.
Speaker 1: I always find very insulting from men when I tell
Speaker 1: them I'm dating a girl, or when I have dated
Speaker 1: a girl while dating another guy, when they'll say things
Speaker 1: like they're not worried about it. I don't care if
Speaker 1: you day girls, Like do you think that she can't
Speaker 1: take me for me? Oh bitch, because I can. And
Speaker 1: I really don't like that because that's me diminishes, Like
Speaker 1: you just think I just want to fucking eat pussy
Speaker 1: or whatever. Like I've had girlfriends, you know, and I've
Speaker 1: had real strong connections with women, and I really don't
Speaker 1: like when dudes will say things to me like you
Speaker 1: can't funk other guys, but you can suck other girls.
Speaker 1: You're only saying that because you really find competition in
Speaker 1: this man. Well, do you know this woman is doing
Speaker 1: better than you and everything. So I actually have a
Speaker 1: question for the bothy of So that's actually extremely true. Um,
Speaker 1: but is it the same way if it's a UM,
Speaker 1: I just totally lost my train of thought if it's
Speaker 1: a if it's a a guy saying, oh, well, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna like like like our girls. Okay with that, No,
Speaker 1: not at all correct. If he's gonna another guy. So
Speaker 1: we've talked about it. I think there's just a huge
Speaker 1: there's a huge bisexual bisexuality, especially dealing when it comes
Speaker 1: to men um specifically black men. Which that's all ideals,
Speaker 1: this is all societal pressures. We all feel like that
Speaker 1: bisexuality is not real with which is total. Not only
Speaker 1: that because even as a bisexual female when I let
Speaker 1: guys know, we talked about this without with the dating
Speaker 1: app with Tinder, Alex was in here to take bisexual off.
Speaker 1: And it's funny because most men who meet a bisexual
Speaker 1: female automatically assume, YEA not going to you. I'm curious
Speaker 1: as a full blown lesbian. Um, full blown lesbian, that's
Speaker 1: sounded kind of bad. Full blown um as a as
Speaker 1: a whole as okay, as a whole last lesbian do
Speaker 1: you bring other women into the bedroom with you? What
Speaker 1: are the what are the lines that are drawn in
Speaker 1: lesbian relationship? I mean, honestly, communication is key with us,
Speaker 1: and like if you say like okay, like if I'll
Speaker 1: go out with a girl and I'm like yo, like
Speaker 1: I'm kind of feeling her. But but when it comes
Speaker 1: to bringing other women in the bedroom, it works as
Speaker 1: any relationship goes. You communists as you're as honest as
Speaker 1: I am honest with you because I don't like the
Speaker 1: whole Oh well, so it was okay with it and
Speaker 1: like no, everyone's naked in bed and you're just like,
Speaker 1: I really do want a bit, but it happens, like
Speaker 1: I think with three sims across part with everybody. Absolutely,
Speaker 1: And I wanted to ask you another question as well.
Speaker 1: So dealing with women and only women, there's this stigma
Speaker 1: that women are caddy, women are jealous, women are needy,
Speaker 1: women are naggy. Do you feel do you feel like
Speaker 1: you get more of why don't be over here agreeing
Speaker 1: with that, I say that ship when you're not yes, yes,
Speaker 1: So when you're as a lesbian only dealing with women,
Speaker 1: do you feel like there's more drama and lesbian relationships
Speaker 1: and straight relationships because everything I go to the Gate Club,
Speaker 1: excuse me, shut up. I'm the one that's supposed to
Speaker 1: be answering. She's I'm interviewing her. Thank you. Think about
Speaker 1: when everybody's they always be fighting. I want to cope
Speaker 1: with Gabana like two or three times for the lesbian
Speaker 1: party during Pride weekend. Fight me and got in a fight.
Speaker 1: We stay getting the fight at the lesbian club. Really mean, look,
Speaker 1: regardless if you're in a a relationship with another girl,
Speaker 1: and especially during Pride, especially like I'm going to Pride
Speaker 1: l A and I'm petrified of what the funk I'm about,
Speaker 1: Like I just got confirmation I'm going on pet It's
Speaker 1: really that much drama. And see what it is? Way
Speaker 1: like because people you love where they're like the circle. Goddamn,
Speaker 1: it's like Adam, you know. But honestly, honestly, what it
Speaker 1: is just like it's Pride, right, so like you want
Speaker 1: to look your best, you wanna be the best ho
Speaker 1: out there. And then and so again, if you're in
Speaker 1: a relationship and then you start bumping into the people
Speaker 1: and then they're like, oh hey, why are you looking
Speaker 1: at it? And I'm like, yo, calm down. So it's
Speaker 1: just a girl thing. But but I love when girls
Speaker 1: get jealous of me because it actually shows me that
Speaker 1: they give a fuck what that's so, let's see. I
Speaker 1: think it's like we talked about that. I feel like
Speaker 1: it's crazy that these certain negative things are associated to
Speaker 1: really wanting me. Oh my god, you're willing to fight
Speaker 1: over me. Oh my god, you're jealous. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: you must really like me because you did that. No,
Speaker 1: I think that everybody can feel that way. Like, I
Speaker 1: think it's not bad to see someone get a little
Speaker 1: your tease about jealousy. I don't like when someone takes
Speaker 1: it too far that. No, But I like kind of
Speaker 1: cute tee like it. I like. I like the cute,
Speaker 1: fun type. I don't. I don't like the oh lord,
Speaker 1: let me leave. No no, no, no, no no. I
Speaker 1: don't like that. UM. I do want to say, it's
Speaker 1: funny you mentioned dudes with a threesome thing like I. UM.
Speaker 1: I was having this conversation with someone recently and telling
Speaker 1: them how I've been seeing this girl and I've been
Speaker 1: seeing this guy, and they're like, oh, we're gonna bring
Speaker 1: it together. His name is Jeeves. So, so what's the
Speaker 1: girl's nickname? Yeah, what's her nickname? I just want to know,
Speaker 1: come on, so we I can't figure it out yet.
Speaker 1: I was gonna say lover girl because how I'm feeling
Speaker 1: about her, but I also feel like it could be
Speaker 1: because I had love a boy, but love a boy, honey,
Speaker 1: that's the past. Welcome to the president. But people like,
Speaker 1: now do you bring it together? And I think that
Speaker 1: that kind of annoyed me because just because you've heard
Speaker 1: I like to have three sims, you know, I'm into it,
Speaker 1: Like I feel like having separate relationships is okay, and
Speaker 1: I don't have to just bring these two people together
Speaker 1: because I enjoyed being with them. And I frankly would
Speaker 1: be really insulted if he ever said something like that
Speaker 1: to me, Like if you know I like this person,
Speaker 1: you know how I talk about it, and now you're
Speaker 1: gonna be like I want to like, it's very like,
Speaker 1: why would you be insulted if he just acts a question?
Speaker 1: Because to me, if I'm telling you that I'm with
Speaker 1: someone who's a lover girl and love girl or whatever
Speaker 1: or someone that I'm enjoying, I mean it's a separate space,
Speaker 1: like I'd kind of be insulted because it makes me
Speaker 1: feel like you think this is for you to Like
Speaker 1: what if he just enquires like, hey, would you ever
Speaker 1: be interested in I guess it have to be how
Speaker 1: I was brought up, but I I don't even I
Speaker 1: feel like men shouldn't even bring that to a woman
Speaker 1: because she's first of all, I don't want to bring
Speaker 1: to people that I'm really into together unless we all
Speaker 1: plan on being together. I've had a three way relationship.
Speaker 1: I would hate to two people have feelings for it,
Speaker 1: just like that's just weird. And then I'm the one
Speaker 1: in the middle that it's gonna be weird, like we're
Speaker 1: gonna have a threesome. Like, let's not choose the person
Speaker 1: that I'm dating apart from you, Like, let's see that
Speaker 1: person together. Like, I don't know sex, how what HO ship?
Speaker 1: How often do I have sex with men or women? Women? Honestly,
Speaker 1: the girl that I was fucking, she um isn't here yet.
Speaker 1: If you look at my nails, it's clearly been a
Speaker 1: while since I sucked a woman. You'll know when I
Speaker 1: funk a woman because I won't be wanting to have
Speaker 1: my cry. Oh I already know they're they're short, but
Speaker 1: I know, but that's I think that that's a lesbian
Speaker 1: thing too. I was actually gonna bring up your nails.
Speaker 1: You don't even have color on them. Um, But I honestly,
Speaker 1: it's more so like a drunken like a drunken night
Speaker 1: after the club type of thing, or a threesome. Um.
Speaker 1: There was a relationships. Yeah, I did have a relationship
Speaker 1: with a female. She treated me probably the best. Um
Speaker 1: it was in Miami that I always in Miami, live
Speaker 1: in Miami. Yeah, and that relationship, I will say probably
Speaker 1: of all of my relationships, she treated me probably better
Speaker 1: than anyone. And just at that time I was dumb
Speaker 1: and fast. And I have to have two questions that
Speaker 1: I really really want to get in before we do
Speaker 1: whole mail. How did you lose your virginity as in
Speaker 1: like your hyman, and I feel like a lot of
Speaker 1: it's still there. How do you talk about why do
Speaker 1: you think it's still there? Why would we still be there?
Speaker 1: How does your hyman? How does your chair get popped
Speaker 1: with fingers? Maybe so, but I feel like that's a
Speaker 1: very good question because people will always assume that your
Speaker 1: hyman is still there. Okay, okay. So for me, how
Speaker 1: it happened was in a relationship with this incredible woman
Speaker 1: and just we just decided to like not just fun
Speaker 1: like we both wanted to actually make love. And then
Speaker 1: she brought the strap on and then I was like okay,
Speaker 1: and then it happened and I was like, oh, okay,
Speaker 1: done by simple that's it. And did you ever deal
Speaker 1: with a strap on again? Yeah? Of course, yeah, you enjoyed.
Speaker 1: But so you know it's not my first choice. I
Speaker 1: want to girl to feel all of me and not
Speaker 1: that dinner. Right. So so you again to me coming
Speaker 1: off you you even classified yourself as half butch you
Speaker 1: would consider is a verse a thing with lesbian you
Speaker 1: you do the strapping and take the strap on. What
Speaker 1: do you prefer? I'm just curious why sex show did
Speaker 1: you see? I know it's her face, that's why you
Speaker 1: little face musya. What do you prefer? I prefer not
Speaker 1: taking it? I love being always like power. Um. One
Speaker 1: other question, my last one, UM, what is the hype
Speaker 1: about sucking straight girls? Because I think me and you
Speaker 1: both talked about this that we like sucking straight girls.
Speaker 1: Whatever do you? I don't know if you do, but
Speaker 1: like like I want to talk about that. Why is
Speaker 1: it so exciting? Um, they played too many games? No, no no, no,
Speaker 1: I ain't got a patience. I like, I like, I like,
Speaker 1: I like fucking straight girls just simply off the again.
Speaker 1: It's communications. So if I say, um, you know, have
Speaker 1: you ever you know? And like I get off on
Speaker 1: the fact, they're like, I've never done this ship before,
Speaker 1: and those are literally that's way because you want to
Speaker 1: be able to be Yeah for absolutely hating on the
Speaker 1: guy if he's trying to do the same to you,
Speaker 1: because y'all are just all I think. I'm gonna be
Speaker 1: honest with you. This gets into a totally type like
Speaker 1: creep culture and men. No, no, no, no no, it's not hating. Generally,
Speaker 1: men are very aggressive and it's a pressure thing and
Speaker 1: I women. I never it's gonna sound very cocky, but
Speaker 1: it's true. I never approached them. I'm like, you know,
Speaker 1: I believe you on that one because I think you
Speaker 1: have a look that for a straight girl. They're like,
Speaker 1: you're kind of boyish, but you're beautiful. So like, I
Speaker 1: don't know what I'm feeling. I think I didn't. I don't.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be honest with you. That is why I
Speaker 1: always actually heals I like I like you, and she
Speaker 1: loves me and heels and it's crazy because yeah, but
Speaker 1: then she'd be ever on leather jacket and like little
Speaker 1: Vienna be married. Cute. I hate you when I tell you,
Speaker 1: I hate you. So we're gonna go ahead and get
Speaker 1: into the homemail. UM. I want to thank all of
Speaker 1: our listeners who oh ship, I played it. I want
Speaker 1: to thank all of our listeners who are now sending
Speaker 1: us homemail through our voicemail. UM, if you want to
Speaker 1: go ahead and leave us a voicemail the number, you
Speaker 1: just hit the call button on our horrible decisions. By
Speaker 1: the way, I really wanted us to do this, and
Speaker 1: I meant and I put it in the notes because
Speaker 1: I feel like this girl, but this is this is
Speaker 1: really good. When I listened to it, she was even
Speaker 1: nervous as to if this is even a real problem.
Speaker 1: I kind of wanted Alex, I'm actually glad you got
Speaker 1: the mic there because I don't know what to say.
Speaker 1: This is a good question. Maybe you can help, sir.
Speaker 1: So here goes the question. UM, I know that I
Speaker 1: to say coming from a female. Okay, hey, Weezie and Mandy,
Speaker 1: I just want to start off by saying that I
Speaker 1: love the show. I tune in every week. UM with
Speaker 1: a little bit of home. Male. Oh, I feel like
Speaker 1: I come too quick to say coming from a female,
Speaker 1: UM and I only males. But um, let's just put
Speaker 1: it in short. So every time I'm getting some really
Speaker 1: good head by guy, I can come within minutes. I
Speaker 1: don't know if I like just know my sweet spot
Speaker 1: or what or ain't on my spot or a lot
Speaker 1: of times when I'm like riding with it. Uh, I
Speaker 1: just know my thought and it's it's really easy to
Speaker 1: have an orgasm. I don't want to do that anymore.
Speaker 1: It's been kind of sucking up my sex life because
Speaker 1: especially if I'm having sex with a guy that you know,
Speaker 1: it might be just the flame. Once I have an orgasm,
Speaker 1: I am done. Like I do not want him to
Speaker 1: touch me anymore. I want and just leave and I
Speaker 1: want to go about my day. So please and some
Speaker 1: insight on this topic. I don't know you've heard anything
Speaker 1: or anybody say anything like this, but UM, give me
Speaker 1: some advice. Thanks. Love it. Joe By has she tried
Speaker 1: vaginal exercises like clenching and ship just like stop herself
Speaker 1: to stop herself from coming. Yeah right, really, but you
Speaker 1: to stop from coming. I didn't know that. I thought
Speaker 1: that was just to make it tighter. I wanted to
Speaker 1: look up something. Um, there's a desensitizer for men that
Speaker 1: the spray, and I wonder if she could desensitize her cli.
Speaker 1: I don't know it's coming to make men last longer. Okay. Well,
Speaker 1: and it's funny because the dilemma that she does have
Speaker 1: I've had before and when I'm with a guy that
Speaker 1: I kind of don't care if he gets off or
Speaker 1: not if I come before him. All right, I'm done,
Speaker 1: And I literally be like, I'm I'm done, fucking I came.
Speaker 1: I'm tired, and as a woman, we kind of get
Speaker 1: a numbing because that happened. It's I'm like learning to
Speaker 1: like work through it. I just get immediately, like it's
Speaker 1: very easy. She's always so I come really easy, which
Speaker 1: is why I really was hearing her like I feel
Speaker 1: like I come too quick, to the point where anyone
Speaker 1: I've ever stopped with always asked me if I'm lying, Like,
Speaker 1: it's just really quick, Okay, how quick? Maybe two minutes,
Speaker 1: three minutes the first one the first night, then the
Speaker 1: second one isn't. It depends, like if it's like going
Speaker 1: well right, like I can't really hold out that well,
Speaker 1: and like sometimes I gets tired to come into fast
Speaker 1: and I don't know what to do either, So no,
Speaker 1: what do you think? So this is like a whole
Speaker 1: new phenomenon. I didn't know that you didn't know that
Speaker 1: that happened. No, I thought you guys enjoy coming multiple times.
Speaker 1: I didn't know. No, no, no, no, no no. Not to
Speaker 1: say that women don't or anything, but there are some
Speaker 1: women that come too fast. I mean, I think we
Speaker 1: hear so much about women that are hard having a
Speaker 1: hard time reaching orgasm, but I don't I don't even
Speaker 1: even say fast. I would think, like you still want
Speaker 1: to keep it going, keep it going. I didn't know
Speaker 1: that she said you can't. Sexual desire dies, because that's
Speaker 1: sometimes it does, sometimes it doesn't. It depends. It definitely depends.
Speaker 1: Like when I came, I think I am gonna make
Speaker 1: put the blame to the cody, and I was on
Speaker 1: when I came four times um with from writing dick.
Speaker 1: But there is times like when all orgasm, Like there's
Speaker 1: different types of orgasms for women, and so there are
Speaker 1: some orgasms that when a female reaches it, it's exhausting,
Speaker 1: and it also changes the sensation of our vagina to
Speaker 1: where maybe I don't even want to be penetrated anymore.
Speaker 1: It's like I came, I'm exhausted, and yeah, I get tired.
Speaker 1: So then it's like damn, and I've now I gotta finish,
Speaker 1: like I'm done. I got mine, and a lot of
Speaker 1: women don't get there's so it's just like to really
Speaker 1: have that sensation, we will be done. But what I
Speaker 1: would suggest to her is that she gives them head
Speaker 1: for a really long time, get them right there, and
Speaker 1: then they stopped working, so then they both come at
Speaker 1: the same time. Because we always say men should eat
Speaker 1: pussy and satisfy me first longer, because I just said
Speaker 1: in the beginning of the show, you you want to
Speaker 1: eat her pussy, and I mean, but there's a lot
Speaker 1: of times that women, most women, especially even our listeners,
Speaker 1: are having a problem reaching these orgasms. So it's funny
Speaker 1: that on the complete opposite end of the spectrum she
Speaker 1: says it's ruining her guid honestly, like I've come from
Speaker 1: giving head before. I mean, if I'm touching myself a
Speaker 1: little bit, like I enjoyed musing, and I don't know
Speaker 1: how she's coming too quick, like I don't know where
Speaker 1: it is, like you know what I'm saying, Like if
Speaker 1: she's touching herself and coming because she said, maybe I
Speaker 1: know my spot and stop touching. She did. Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: she said while she's writing, So maybe she should do
Speaker 1: more other positions where she's not in control and he's
Speaker 1: more in control. Let him be more from the bag
Speaker 1: missionary on the side. Don't allow yourself to have so
Speaker 1: much control to where you know your spot so you're
Speaker 1: gonna come. So not a problem, by the way, I
Speaker 1: know what the why are you complaining? I don't The
Speaker 1: only reason I got tired of it. I don't know
Speaker 1: if she can relate, but I would come so fast
Speaker 1: that I couldn't perform throughout, like I couldn't finish. And
Speaker 1: that's when I knew it was because that's what it
Speaker 1: sounds like. Her problem is is like her sexual desire
Speaker 1: shuts off after she comes. So it's like that's why
Speaker 1: it's the problem, because it so if anything, if anything,
Speaker 1: it just sounds more mental than anything. Look into the
Speaker 1: desensitizing creams and stuff like that online and like make
Speaker 1: sure you find one that's like safe, you have some
Speaker 1: good reviews, or going to store and ask somebody. But
Speaker 1: I would try those. I just think it's van They
Speaker 1: rush a lot of blood to your pussy. By the way,
Speaker 1: some of them can keep you horny, so you might
Speaker 1: want to keep sucking. I will say though, for a
Speaker 1: lot of the female listeners to me, I will say
Speaker 1: it's risky for women way more than men to deal
Speaker 1: with any of these type of topical or creams because
Speaker 1: the giants very sensitive, and you don't want to just
Speaker 1: be putting anything up there because then it could just
Speaker 1: be a problem to war. Then you itch, then there's
Speaker 1: an issue. Um. So yeah, I guess that's your advice
Speaker 1: for that. We have one more. I want to like,
Speaker 1: if you don't mind following up with us and I
Speaker 1: like text or email or whatever. I want to write
Speaker 1: Dr Kim and talk to her about that. Okay, okay, um,
Speaker 1: So this next one is Lord listen. I'm glad you
Speaker 1: wrote it back first. Oh I did write, So this
Speaker 1: girl writes us. Actually she wrote me in my d
Speaker 1: MS and horrible decisions, so I feel like she was
Speaker 1: really stressed. Mean, she just copy and paste of this ship.
Speaker 1: Hopefully you guys see this because I need some advice.
Speaker 1: I'm glad you wrote he back because I I was
Speaker 1: gonna write her back right away too. I felt like
Speaker 1: she was tripping, so I decided to make it Tinder
Speaker 1: because of you two. And I met this guy on here.
Speaker 1: We were talking on there for about ten days before
Speaker 1: he designedly deciding finally decided to ask me for my number. Disclaimer,
Speaker 1: we have yet to hang out. He's had my number
Speaker 1: since January. We were supposed to hang out before, but
Speaker 1: there was a really bad snowstorm, so we decided to
Speaker 1: reschedule Valentine's Day come around. He stops texting me around
Speaker 1: seven and doesn't even tell me Happy Valentine's Day. He
Speaker 1: texted me the next day and acted like everything was
Speaker 1: all good. I'm a cancer. Typically we wear our hearts
Speaker 1: immerse sleeps. So should I make a big deal and
Speaker 1: I the side chick? Should I leave him alone? And
Speaker 1: I overreacting? Sorry? This is so long? I wrote her back,
Speaker 1: like I wrote her back like girls, wait, wait, hold on,
Speaker 1: let me Mandy wrote her back. Is it? I want
Speaker 1: to read this on the show, period, but cis comma? Y'all?
Speaker 1: Y'all never met he owes you nothing, and you're expecting
Speaker 1: way too much? Is a text happy Valentine's Day one?
Speaker 1: Y'all have been talking ten days. I'd say when you
Speaker 1: have lower expectations, it leads to less disappointment. She wrote
Speaker 1: back and said, I'm okay with you reading this on
Speaker 1: the show. No, we talked ten days on Tender and
Speaker 1: we've been texting every day since January twenties six. Is
Speaker 1: it bad for me to at least expect a Valentine's
Speaker 1: Day text? Other homes hit me up but not him,
Speaker 1: And I'm just overall this texting and I don't want
Speaker 1: to be too pushy or available. I don't know how
Speaker 1: to date at all. Once I like you, I like
Speaker 1: you clearly, and so I wanted to give kind of
Speaker 1: a p s A too. That's once you know you
Speaker 1: crazy When I read like we've yet to hang out,
Speaker 1: I don't want to hurt you have yet to hang out,
Speaker 1: and you're upset because he didn't text you on Valentine's Day.
Speaker 1: I wanted to say, like to our female listeners, I
Speaker 1: feel like a lot of us expect way too much
Speaker 1: out of these trash as nigas to begin with. So
Speaker 1: I feel like, I mean, maybe you're not trash Okay,
Speaker 1: maybe not you you know, kinda forever. But I literally
Speaker 1: feel like there's things that we expect from men way,
Speaker 1: not only too soon, but we just don't allow things
Speaker 1: to be organic or flow that way. You're really upset
Speaker 1: about not receiving a happy Valentine's Date text, I don't
Speaker 1: even want to text. I got rose emojis and responded
Speaker 1: these ain't even real, nigga, get it out my phone.
Speaker 1: So I don't know. I don't know why a lot
Speaker 1: of women are expecting so much out of men so soon.
Speaker 1: I think that it's something that needs to be like
Speaker 1: she's in her head too much, like a yes, and
Speaker 1: that's fair. They create these relationships because they like them.
Speaker 1: But it's like, if you take yourself out of this
Speaker 1: situation and look into it, you've think about it for
Speaker 1: a sea. If he's not texting you about like you
Speaker 1: guys haven't even met, Like, do you not think he
Speaker 1: was talking to other people? Other people and and that's
Speaker 1: honestly nothing that maybe he's not been what girl he
Speaker 1: d How do you know that there's massing niggas? I
Speaker 1: don't think he's probably dated somebody I don't know he
Speaker 1: got He got a girl, do you think so? Because
Speaker 1: he hasn't met her yet. Yes, he's just waiting for
Speaker 1: an open opportunity to Oh and the other nigga in
Speaker 1: the wrong clapping, I'm sorry. Oh yeah, because it's been
Speaker 1: some ship you miss. It's some ship. Goddamnit. Um she's
Speaker 1: turning into a tomato, y'all. I know she is. It's
Speaker 1: so cute. Oh my god. Man. He was like, I
Speaker 1: don't want to do this episode. I want to. I
Speaker 1: was like, I'm not interested in this, Um damn not
Speaker 1: because I was just like, you, sure, she's gold star.
Speaker 1: I just don't even think. But now after the conversation.
Speaker 1: And also also another thing too, even in the lesbian world,
Speaker 1: this happens as well all the time. And then and
Speaker 1: then nothing. Then if I guess you're like the other
Speaker 1: the other girl, whatever it is. If you are too
Speaker 1: much in your head and you don't want to enjoy
Speaker 1: that person you you you most likely just ran them away.
Speaker 1: You really. I'm like, I'm like, if I want to
Speaker 1: see you, and I'm gonna look at her as I
Speaker 1: say this, If I want to see you and you
Speaker 1: don't give me time, to see you, and I go
Speaker 1: above and beyond to try to see you, and you
Speaker 1: don't see me. I'm not gonna lie. That's why I
Speaker 1: cut Felling Bay off. Y'all don't know he got out
Speaker 1: of jail. Oh yeah, I was dating a felon everything
Speaker 1: you just said. I'm sorry, it's resonating with me. So
Speaker 1: first off, you don't got a job, nigga, and you
Speaker 1: just gotta okay, okay. But I can say, hey, okay, okay,
Speaker 1: I guess you have a job. But if even at
Speaker 1: the gym, bitch, funk your gym, come see me, which
Speaker 1: is fellon Bayes issue? Work of what gym? When we
Speaker 1: could just put him but work in the bedroom? How long? Okay?
Speaker 1: But hold on, hold on, hold on what well, this
Speaker 1: is my thing, this is my thing with with with
Speaker 1: Felling Bay guys. So he got out of jail and
Speaker 1: quickly got cut off. But um, the problem with what
Speaker 1: that is Abby at work in school, nig you couldn't
Speaker 1: go to the gym between nine am and eight thirty pm.
Speaker 1: You gotta go to the gym when I'm out of working. Free.
Speaker 1: Here we go. You're getting on the mike. What you
Speaker 1: got to say? What you got to say, King, we're listening,
Speaker 1: how you don't do you are? Don't hear about this?
Speaker 1: That Mandy Matt that was about to come to her
Speaker 1: house that got arrested again, he broll you out there.
Speaker 1: I was gonna write him a letter because I really
Speaker 1: enjoyed his company, Like I really enjoyed being around he listen.
Speaker 1: Mandy told us about this thing on one episode. Literally
Speaker 1: the next week we were in the studio. She was like,
Speaker 1: so what here he's not so but anyways, what she
Speaker 1: was saying it still only got a job but somehow
Speaker 1: in apartment. I mean, you can pay his rent doing
Speaker 1: I mean, let's not talk about this. You know, look,
Speaker 1: let's not one question. One question. What's the question? You
Speaker 1: said your goals? What is a gold start? Kay? So
Speaker 1: what if you're dating someone bisexual who wants a threesome?
Speaker 1: What with a male? Yeah? Again communication and she would
Speaker 1: need to understand that about me. I'm not but but
Speaker 1: again that's me. But I mean like say, like the
Speaker 1: dude never touches you during the interaction, I can you
Speaker 1: can you can watch a girl get fucked. You would
Speaker 1: be able to watch a girl that you're fucking. A
Speaker 1: girl called other guy Oh, I would not. I like
Speaker 1: kissing and stuff. Would you kiss the guy? Oh? You
Speaker 1: wouldn't even kiss the guy? Have we ever done? Have
Speaker 1: you ever? So you wouldn't even suck a dick? And
Speaker 1: everyone miss okay? So I mean I get that, that
Speaker 1: makes sense. I get it too. Again, it's all about
Speaker 1: communications everywhere that like they're girls want other guy, but
Speaker 1: they're not gay. I feel like we end all of
Speaker 1: our shows with it's all about communication, guys. It's all
Speaker 1: about commun all of our shows. And that make time
Speaker 1: for the person who will agreed, who wants to Again,
Speaker 1: I respect it, hold on, hold on. If you are
Speaker 1: busy and you have a ship ton of ship going
Speaker 1: on in your life, I'm like, I get it. I
Speaker 1: respect it. But you know, I don't want people drink
Speaker 1: and you know what you're in the busy. Do you
Speaker 1: know what you say? Obama had time for Michelle? And
Speaker 1: that's all the funk. I tell all these niggas who
Speaker 1: don't have motherfucking time what Obama had time for Michelle?
Speaker 1: So I don't and to me as as a human being, listen,
Speaker 1: I'm taking seven classes, I work as busy seas and
Speaker 1: I have this podcast with this bitch, and she drives
Speaker 1: me crazy every day, so I have to deal with her.
Speaker 1: And it's literally like, if I am able to find
Speaker 1: time in my busy schedule, I literally want to see you.
Speaker 1: So I feel like when someone genuinely wants to see somebody,
Speaker 1: they make that time. They don't make time get hurt
Speaker 1: because I'm like, well, I understand, honestly, I'm going to
Speaker 1: sympathize with you. Off, Well, I'm gonna sympathize with you
Speaker 1: because I would feel away if pottery came before me too.
Speaker 1: I'm just saying I'm going to later this untable. I'm
Speaker 1: taking sick days, but this is the truth. Since you
Speaker 1: want to go there, well, I'm going through a breakup
Speaker 1: and it is I'm my own priority right now. I
Speaker 1: have to have dates with myself. I have to do
Speaker 1: ship by myself because I can. I'm not want to
Speaker 1: jump into something else too fast. And I enjoy spending
Speaker 1: time with the people I'm dating and make time for
Speaker 1: them in my life. But I am like serious about
Speaker 1: my priority because I don't want to get too needy
Speaker 1: with somebody. Because that's why it's also been so hard
Speaker 1: for me to let go. He was my best friend
Speaker 1: and that ship was hard, and I don't want to,
Speaker 1: you know, keep spending so much time with someone before
Speaker 1: I'm healed. I think, Um, I have a friend in
Speaker 1: town from l A. I'm going to go out. UM
Speaker 1: something else. I wanted to um read off this isn't
Speaker 1: home male, But I want to shout out to Tierra,
Speaker 1: who wrote our Horrible Decisions page. Oh maybe not. She
Speaker 1: wrote me, um, same thing. She said, Hi, Mandy, I
Speaker 1: was in l A for All Star weekend. I live
Speaker 1: in the Bay and was so hoping that I would
Speaker 1: run into you so I could tell you in person
Speaker 1: how much I absolutely love what you and Wheezy are
Speaker 1: doing with the podcast. My sister told me about it
Speaker 1: a month ago, and since then I've gotten all my
Speaker 1: girls hooked and started listening with my boyfriend too. My
Speaker 1: sister and I can't even listen to our other favorite
Speaker 1: podcasts anymore because they just don't compare to it. She
Speaker 1: ain't say the names, girl, I know, I wanted to
Speaker 1: know what we was being compared to. I'm sure you
Speaker 1: both hear this all the time, but Horrible Decisions is
Speaker 1: so important, not just because it's entertaining and funny as hell,
Speaker 1: but because women live their whole lives without ever understanding
Speaker 1: what it feels like to be sexually liberated. And we're
Speaker 1: really and we're literally taught to think that we aren't
Speaker 1: meant to experience that. Y'all offer an example of what
Speaker 1: it looks like to be a woman empowered in her sexuality.
Speaker 1: It's so necessary, So thank you and I got that,
Speaker 1: and I was like, you know what, I literally heard
Speaker 1: the same thing a few nights ago. Um, when I
Speaker 1: went on that day with Jeeves, right, I was telling
Speaker 1: him how scared I was to meet new people and
Speaker 1: talk about this podcast, and he's like, look, you're going
Speaker 1: to meet people that might think it's fucking crazy. And
Speaker 1: he's like, but you have to understand what you're doing
Speaker 1: can be such a turn on for someone that's secure
Speaker 1: with it because they're going to see it as empowering.
Speaker 1: They're going to see it as educational thing, like sure,
Speaker 1: you do it in a fun way to where people
Speaker 1: do want to listen, people do want to get tested
Speaker 1: ship like that, and like, I'm starting to learn that
Speaker 1: that was one of the biggest hardest things. I was like,
Speaker 1: I knew he loved what I do and was very
Speaker 1: supportive and like am I going to find somebody else
Speaker 1: that's gonna to be cool with this, with this someway
Speaker 1: they shout out to injectors. That way, I got new
Speaker 1: fucking lips, nigga. The third well in the pictures was
Speaker 1: kind of confused because it was a curve. There's a curve.
Speaker 1: We don't really like curve dicks. We haven't really had
Speaker 1: that conversation out there, but women don't really like curb
Speaker 1: Phoenix to share this with you, what you have a
Speaker 1: curve dick? Okay, because it sounds sad over there. Why
Speaker 1: is that curve? I would not It's honestly real. I
Speaker 1: don't I don't know. I was watching like a gangbang
Speaker 1: session and then I was like, what why is this dick?
Speaker 1: Like it's it's literally like a ninety degree angle and
Speaker 1: I'm just like talking, I know that hurt. That was
Speaker 1: It is the weirdest looking dick. I really hope, um,
Speaker 1: for all of our lesbians listening. I really hope that
Speaker 1: this episode kind of did justice um for everyone listening.
Speaker 1: I hope you guys learned how to eat pussy, how
Speaker 1: to finger pussy, and how no poke, and also just
Speaker 1: how to not sit here and make things awkward by
Speaker 1: approaching women asking them the kiss if they're lesbian. Listen,
Speaker 1: if if a girl. This is a takeaway for the men.
Speaker 1: If you approach a female she says she's with her girlfriend,
Speaker 1: you have no hope. There's no chance at zero. So
Speaker 1: just walk away, be like I respect that ma, and
Speaker 1: keep it moving. So there's the takeaway for money to
Speaker 1: be like, oh you gotta do say you ain't interested,
Speaker 1: I'll be like, okay, well I'm not well, I'm not
Speaker 1: too um Again, guys, I wanna say thank you guys
Speaker 1: so much again. We have merchandise coming out. We will
Speaker 1: be sending out the information for that. If it's already
Speaker 1: out by the time we release this episode, you can
Speaker 1: click the link in the bio. Also, we got some
Speaker 1: last shows coming for you hot So Atlanta in New
Speaker 1: York City. We are coming to you. I know, listen
Speaker 1: d m V Chicago, l A. We hear y'all too.
Speaker 1: We just that's that's too far away. We're trying to
Speaker 1: get this check and Finley, I am really just you know,
Speaker 1: me and Alex went to go see Black Panther and
Speaker 1: like this girl, Well we're gonna see it together there
Speaker 1: and I'm so excited, so like we went to go
Speaker 1: see it and I was telling them, like, dude, I
Speaker 1: feel bad for white boys, Like I just feel like
Speaker 1: I need to be blacker and black people black, and
Speaker 1: that's why I'm so happy we're going at Lena Black Like, honestly,
Speaker 1: what do you mean you say? When we left the movie,
Speaker 1: I was like I wish I was darker. That's how
Speaker 1: fucking regal Africans and blacks are, and like it just
Speaker 1: reminded you how fucking dope black people are. And I
Speaker 1: just like, like I hated you. I know, I can't
Speaker 1: wait to see it. I know I'm excited. I still
Speaker 1: haven't seen it. I got to convince um Alex to
Speaker 1: take me to a white theater because I want to
Speaker 1: be able to hear the movie. Not interested in you know,
Speaker 1: the Magic Johnson Theater in Harlem's are I mean the
Speaker 1: Eye Pick And I was like, I was excited because
Speaker 1: I never have been there, but like, y'all should go.
Speaker 1: Y'all should go right over the bridge to Jersey. They
Speaker 1: have like the laid out leather sea. First of all,
Speaker 1: we're city girls. Oh, I'm just saying I'm not trying
Speaker 1: to another stake to go to a movie theater. I mean,
Speaker 1: but it's cheaper. You know, I'm good Calvin Claw model.
Speaker 1: First of all, we're not gonna fuck you, Alex, Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm talking about Oh we're doing it on Tuesday. Oh yeah, No,
Speaker 1: I have a thing called a job in all in school,
Speaker 1: so Tuesday is not gonna work. I'm a weekend only
Speaker 1: type of girl. Ate Okay, well you could be third. Well,
Speaker 1: because I can't make way to where I picked him.
Speaker 1: Get your tickets like now, because it's are we still recording? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Well sorry guys, Thank sorry, guys, thank you so much.
Speaker 1: If you listen to this podcast and you have never
Speaker 1: done pat I'm thinking about dis by. However, if you
Speaker 1: listen to this podcast and you want to maybe see
Speaker 1: some of the things we were talking about, UM joined
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Speaker 1: and you'd be supporting us being able to me and Mandy.
Speaker 1: You are paying for this live show by ourselves. By
Speaker 1: the way. Yeah, we're trying to go promoter free and
Speaker 1: we're just trying to be too independent pocs and you
Speaker 1: know that's bout as helps um Yeah, and it's also
Speaker 1: been helping us be able to get merchandise to y'all.
Speaker 1: By the way, y'all, we just got T shirts and
Speaker 1: dad hats. Y'all are hitting me up talking about cropping.
Speaker 1: Can I get We're not a store guys, um, but
Speaker 1: we're gonna try to listen to all of your advice
Speaker 1: and get as much of the merchandise that we can
Speaker 1: and bring to y'all. Um. Patreon subscribers do get um
Speaker 1: money off of the live show. Yes, and if you
Speaker 1: are a top tier patron, we will be um contacting
Speaker 1: you soon to send you your free merchandise, as we
Speaker 1: appreciate you so much for donating fifteen dollars a month. Um. Again,
Speaker 1: that link will be in the bio if you want
Speaker 1: to become a patron and see the full video edits
Speaker 1: of this. Don't try to read the lips for where
Speaker 1: we did our bleefs ho um. But anyways, thank you
Speaker 1: so very much. Ye anyways, thank you guys so very much.
Speaker 1: This has been yet another episode of fourble Decisions.