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Speaker 1: It's the radio segment that's introducing a new bathtime snack

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Speaker 1: called shower dough bread. Eat it quick before it expands

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Speaker 1: and fills up the whole Toba.

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Speaker 2: It sounds like a challenge. Get it now with laser

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Speaker 2: stories the segment.

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Speaker 1: Remember, we read weird news stories around the globe, just

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Speaker 1: like everyone else does, except we've got a laser and

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Speaker 1: those other yeastie boys just don't this versus first laser

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Speaker 1: stories out of Detroit. You guys, remember that Willy Wonka

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Speaker 1: experience in Scotland earlier this year that was such a

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Speaker 1: letdown it left parents furious and children in tears. Yes, yeah, absolutely,

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Speaker 1: something like that just happened in Detroit recently, only this

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Speaker 1: time the victims were Bridgerton fans.

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Speaker 3: Why are they going to be like violent or not?

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Speaker 1: I don't know. The whole thing about these like huge

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Speaker 1: letdown parties and events is I'm so into seeing the

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Speaker 1: photos of how miserable.

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Speaker 2: It was, like royal dresses crying.

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Speaker 3: I just want to see the photos.

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Speaker 1: I have some photos, let me hold on to them

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Speaker 1: until I tell you more. Because people paid between one

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Speaker 1: hundred and fifty and one thousand dollars for what was

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Speaker 1: billed as a Detroit Bridgerton themed experience. Oh well, because

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Speaker 1: that's where all the royalty is is in Detroit, and

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Speaker 1: it was supposed to be quote a night of dancing,

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Speaker 1: live entertainment, exquisite refreshments and enchanting surprises.

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Speaker 3: I was promised eight miles of mansions.

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Speaker 1: There is even a two thousand dollars cash prize that

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Speaker 1: was advertised for the best dressed attendee. So you're going

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Speaker 1: to put some work into I'm gonna imagine the hair

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Speaker 1: you can tell.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, and it's worth all the time and can get

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Speaker 3: paid for. I sent you up. You have to do

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Speaker 3: all bdices.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, just one problem.

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Speaker 1: There really wasn't a cash prize. They didn't have any

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Speaker 1: money for that was also no alcohol. The entertainment was

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Speaker 1: a single violin player and a stripper who brought her

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Speaker 1: own poles all destroyed.

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Speaker 2: There's no strippers in Bridgerton. Apparently that was all that

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Speaker 2: they could get.

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Speaker 3: I hope a sibony was playing them like usher. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: And it's so sad because if there's a stripper there

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Speaker 3: and it's bridger you're not going to bring dollar bills

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Speaker 3: to a.

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Speaker 1: Bridgeton event, Like it takes seven hours to dismantle her courses.

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Speaker 2: Woman didn't even get any tips.

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Speaker 1: It's supposed to bring euros though, right, it's like a

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Speaker 1: British show.

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Speaker 2: I think pencils pences sixpence. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I just still feel bad that she had to like

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Speaker 1: bring the stripper pole in the uber on the way

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Speaker 2: But that wasn't bad enough. There weren't enough chairs for

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Speaker 1: Success, so I'm doing I'm showing a sad photo to

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Speaker 1: my co host.

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Speaker 2: Now, it's really sad.

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Speaker 1: It's like women looking lovely in ball gowns and dresses

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Speaker 1: in a totally empty hotel.

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Speaker 2: Lobby is what it looks like. Not a man in

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Speaker 2: sight to eat. I'm showing it.

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Speaker 1: So Needless to say, people who paid for the experience

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Speaker 1: have been complaining all over social media about it, and

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Speaker 1: while the organizers did not offer a refund, they did

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Speaker 1: offer an apology saying we understand that not everyone had

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Speaker 1: the experience they hoped for and they've already left town.

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Speaker 1: Don't try to contact them. This next Lazer stories out

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Speaker 1: of the Friendly Skies. Passengers on board a recent American

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Speaker 1: Airlines flight say they have a new fear unlocked after

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Speaker 1: they took a nine hour flight, only to land back

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Speaker 1: at the same airport they took off from.

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Speaker 2: Nine hours in the sky.

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Speaker 1: The flight was leaving Dallas and headed to Soul, Korea,

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Speaker 1: but five hours in the pilot came on the speaker

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Speaker 1: and said, we're.

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Speaker 2: Having a few issues.

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Speaker 1: Now. Apparently it was not with the engines or like pressurization,

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Speaker 1: something even more serious with the toilets.

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Speaker 2: Why do you.

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Speaker 3: Got to turn around for toilets?

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Speaker 1: The captain reportedly asked if anyone on board was carrying

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Speaker 1: a screwdriver to help fix.

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Speaker 2: The issue, which.

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Speaker 1: Is interesting because I didn't know you could bring those

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Speaker 1: through tsa now. I also didn't realize that they don't

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Speaker 1: have a toolkit on the plane themselves. Right Anyway, nobody

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Speaker 1: had a screwdriver on them, so they had to turn

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Speaker 1: around and head back home. The flight attendants did come

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Speaker 1: the same airport they left. Why I'm serving drinks if

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Speaker 1: the bathroom doesn't work. Once they landed, all the passengers

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Speaker 1: deboarded and then had to wait it out until a

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Speaker 1: new airplane with working toilet lids was found and they

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Speaker 1: flew out twenty four hours later, and this time made

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Speaker 1: it across the oceans. The next laser stories out of

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Speaker 1: Dating Headquarters. If you're off the market, consider yourself lucky.

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Speaker 1: You don't have to deal with all the yapp trappers

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Speaker 1: out there.

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Speaker 3: Oh, y trap.

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Speaker 2: Scoring a new bowl by a popular dating site.

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Speaker 1: That term is one of the top dating trends to

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Speaker 1: expect coming.

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Speaker 2: Up next year. A yap trapper.

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Speaker 1: Huh, here's the top five. Number five is sticking. Emphasis

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Speaker 1: on the ick part.

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Speaker 2: That sticking.

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Speaker 1: So sticking is pursuing someone after looking past an initial

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Speaker 1: ick that they gave you or something superficial you don't like.

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Speaker 2: Thirty six percent have actually done this.

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Speaker 3: I thought, once you get the it's over. There's you

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Speaker 3: have to get people another chance.

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Speaker 1: Like Number four is being smutten smitten.

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Speaker 2: Different than being smitten.

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Speaker 1: It's when you fantasize about things from shows or movies

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Speaker 1: happening to you romantically in real like Alexis put down

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Speaker 1: those dragon books for God's sake. It's fairies, no dragons whatever.

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Speaker 1: Twenty three percent of people have done it, forty percent

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Speaker 1: of women and twenty eight percent.

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Speaker 3: Of men wait, what are we fantasized?

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Speaker 1: I've always thought about the upside down spider Man kiss. Oh,

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Speaker 1: it seems like a hot move.

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Speaker 3: I gave up on fantasies after I got married.

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Speaker 2: Romance died fast in that relationship.

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Speaker 1: The third biggest upcoming dating trend predicted is called grim keeping.

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Speaker 3: These are.

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Speaker 2: Sorry, I don't know who was still going.

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Speaker 1: These are also said it's bonding with someone over your

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Speaker 1: darker side or your shared dislikes. For example, if you

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Speaker 1: both hate joy behar you.

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Speaker 2: Two are guilded. I don't know why you would, but

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Speaker 2: that sounds like that's the view, just so you know.

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Speaker 3: I don't even know.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's you're not going to bond with the guy

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Speaker 2: over that one. Alexis for you.

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Speaker 3: It looks like you have to date someone under the

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Speaker 3: age of forty five.

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Speaker 2: Number two freak matching. Oh goodness, TikTok on you. It's

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Speaker 2: like somebody again to match my freak.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's connecting with someone over shared quirks or general weirdness. Okay,

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Speaker 1: thirty nine percent have experienced it. And the top dating

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Speaker 1: trend for next year we already mentioned is yap trapping.

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Speaker 1: Everything about me is real, my hair is real heath,

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Speaker 1: the realm eyelashes are real.

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Speaker 3: Alexis trying to do the break.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's when someone just talks about themselves on a

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Speaker 1: date and doesn't ask you any questions.

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Speaker 2: At all the yeap. Can we use that in real life,

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Speaker 2: like in outside of dating life too.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, probably that happens to me too. For people talking

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Speaker 3: about the show, I'm like, you don't want me to

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Speaker 3: get started.

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Speaker 1: Forty nine percent of singles have dated a yapp trapper before.

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Speaker 2: For yapp trappers, this guy is a trap snapper. He's

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Speaker 2: just snapping up traps, no real explanation needed.

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Speaker 1: Don't interrupt him while he's doing his thing, because that

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Speaker 1: means the Laser stories has come to an end of

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Speaker 1: the day.

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Speaker 2: We'll do it again at the same time on Monday.

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Speaker 3: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.