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Speaker 1: Hey, everybody, welcome to a bonus episode of I Saw

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Speaker 1: What You Did.

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Speaker 2: My name is Millie to Jericho.

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Speaker 3: I'm Daniel Henderson, and yes we.

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Speaker 1: Are bonusing with you today. I am so excited for Halloween.

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Speaker 3: For me too.

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Speaker 4: I just love this time of year, even though I

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Speaker 4: am recovering from a cold. I usually do get a

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Speaker 4: seasonal cold around this time of year when the weather

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Speaker 4: shifts violently from like eighty to forty. And I also

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Speaker 4: should say up top that I have finally decided to

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Speaker 4: allow a man to come back in this house and

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Speaker 4: do some work. I found the perfect handyman. The reason

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Speaker 4: I shows him is that he runs his business with

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Speaker 4: his wife, and I was like, cool, if you can

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Speaker 4: work with women and talk to women, then you're probably

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Speaker 4: going to be fine. And he's great. So just in

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Speaker 4: case you hear any banging or sawing or anything, because

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Speaker 4: I I have to have that ceiling tile fixed in

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Speaker 4: my great room upstairs because of another squirrel drops into

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Speaker 4: this house this winter, I'm locking the door and walking away.

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Speaker 2: Dude, you don't even want to know, You just don't.

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Speaker 1: You simply don't want to know about what I'm dealing

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Speaker 1: with right now. Maybe I'll talk about it in an

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Speaker 1: upcoming episode. Who Knows, Yes, it reminds those This thing,

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Speaker 1: for me has reminded me of you about the the

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Speaker 1: trajectory of animals that have been on your property.

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Speaker 2: Never the woodchucks. I was like, remember the fucking woodchucks

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Speaker 2: from back in the day.

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, the ground the groundhogs are still around. They

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Speaker 3: just don't live anymore.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, but they're still around, Like I still see him

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Speaker 4: tottering around the yard.

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Speaker 3: They just don't live here anymore.

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Speaker 1: But you have bats, you had bees, you had fucking

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Speaker 1: yellow jackets.

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Speaker 3: Squirrel jackets. Yeah, it's a fucking plague in here.

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Speaker 4: It's like a NonStop, fucking exciting, rollicking tour of nature

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Speaker 4: in this fucking house.

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Speaker 3: I know.

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Speaker 1: And then you have to pay people to come and

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Speaker 1: literally just like drill metal plates on top of all the.

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Speaker 4: Holes literally, and that tile it's like a big ceiling tile,

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Speaker 4: and the ceiling it's like a twenty foot ceiling, and

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Speaker 4: so there's no He had to rent a ladder that

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Speaker 4: was tall enough to reach it.

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Speaker 3: Because there's no ladder that would reach it. Like, I

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Speaker 4: I tried, and he also, I'm like, well, while you

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Speaker 4: have that ladder here and you're popping that tile in

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Speaker 4: place and like fixing it so that nothing can I mean,

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Speaker 4: they'll still be living in the ceiling, but they just

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Speaker 4: can't get into my living space in the house racked.

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Speaker 4: But I'm like, can you also change the light bulb?

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Speaker 4: Because here's what's also cool about this house and the

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Speaker 4: dumb decisions that people made before I moved in. There's

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Speaker 4: a light in the staircase, like an overhead light that

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Speaker 4: hangs down, but because it's a twenty foot ceiling, I

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Speaker 4: can't reach the light to change the bulb. And after

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Speaker 4: two years of living here, the bulb finally burnt out

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Speaker 4: a couple of months ago, and I had to get

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Speaker 4: a motion sensor light to put on the wall so

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Speaker 4: I can go upstairs at night without breaking my ass

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Speaker 4: because I literally cannot reach the fucking light bulb to

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Speaker 4: change it.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: So he's like he was laughing his.

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Speaker 4: Ass off, and I'm like, can you also change Can

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Speaker 4: I just pay you to change this fucking light bulb

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Speaker 4: like a doork?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: And I'll tell you right now. I mean, I don't

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Speaker 1: know if you've tried this technique. You know, they make

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Speaker 1: these tools that you can buy at like you know,

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Speaker 1: a home improvement store, that are basically these like giant

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Speaker 1: extension polls that only change light bulbs.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I have one of those.

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Speaker 4: The reason it doesn't work, and this particular light is

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Speaker 4: because when I put it over the bulb casing and

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Speaker 4: turn it, it spins the entire fucking fixture. Yeah, I know,

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Speaker 4: so like unless that thing has bolted to the wall,

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, it's It's definitely like a bad shark tank

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Speaker 1: invention that somehow made it to the public consciousness. But

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Speaker 1: my mom my mom uses those, and the reason why

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Speaker 1: I don't like them anymore is because she uses those

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Speaker 2: And every time.

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Speaker 1: There's like she used she uses this like light bulb thing.

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Speaker 1: She goes up in the tree and then she twists

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Speaker 1: it and then the mangoes just like fall down on

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Speaker 1: extender and then like you see like three Filipino women running,

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Speaker 1: like then there's like in their seventies, by the way,

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Speaker 1: running from falling mangoes because they like can't just get

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Speaker 1: one apparently, like off the well's precise it and precise

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Speaker 4: They're like scattered, like let's just fucking run so we

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Speaker 4: don't get a brain hemorrhage from why to eat these

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Speaker 4: delicious mangoes.

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Speaker 1: Right, And that's why I'm like, I don't like those

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Speaker 1: things because they're in they're not precise.

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Speaker 5: You know.

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Speaker 2: I think light bulbs can foll on you.

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Speaker 1: I mean a mango is one thing, a light bulb

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Speaker 1: that can create shards, no.

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Speaker 4: No things, and it works for like other bulbs in

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Speaker 4: my house, Like I have these recessed lights that it

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Speaker 4: works great for those because the bulb is right there

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Speaker 4: in the open. You can just twist it and turn

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Speaker 4: it out. But like if that fixture is on a chain,

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Speaker 4: it sha'n't work it.

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Speaker 3: I was trying. I was like, I'm like a guyver

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Speaker 4: It's kind of funny to have a handyman here because

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Speaker 4: I'm like, well, here's what I tried to do on

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Speaker 4: my own. And he's like, yeah, that did not work

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Speaker 4: out for you, did it? And I'm like, no, it

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Speaker 4: did not, No, it did not. I can admit defeat.

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Speaker 4: But he's great. He's fucking dope. And he already fixed

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Speaker 4: like seven things in my house at the old contractor

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Speaker 4: left that were driving me crazy.

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Speaker 2: That's amazing. Well, I'm really really happy for you.

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Speaker 1: I mean, I know you're prepping for the winter, so

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Speaker 1: it's good to have somebody come in here and just

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Speaker 2: Get them squirrels out of your.

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Speaker 3: Life, get down, lock it down.

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Speaker 2: Okay, So our mail back.

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Speaker 1: Okay, First of all, our mail bag is so great

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Speaker 1: this this week. I cannot fucking wait to play these.

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Speaker 2: Audios, these audio clips. I the best decision we ever made.

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Speaker 4: We've ben get some really great audio codes from you guys.

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Speaker 4: Thank you so much for talking to us. And a

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Speaker 4: lot of you have really nice voices and a very

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Speaker 1: Yeah, like and and maybe we should be, you know,

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Speaker 1: encouraging people to send audio versus written because sometimes the

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Speaker 1: I'm like, oh cool, yeah, they sound great.

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Speaker 3: I agree, but also do what you gotta do.

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Speaker 4: Some people don't like to talk of the phone. Some

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Speaker 1: I get that too, But I'm just saying I think

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Speaker 4: I will counter that with yes, I agree. And also,

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Speaker 4: It does matter to us, it means a lot. But

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Speaker 4: Like that email that said oh more than one, but

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Speaker 4: Okay, that's somebody say that to yourself, like we we

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Speaker 1: And if Jeff Bezos is listening and he wants to

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Speaker 1: like throw me money in my Venmo, I'll give you.

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Speaker 4: That crack off a venmo, Bezos, what's your fucking problem?

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Speaker 3: Be a goddamn hero.

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Speaker 2: Only him.

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Speaker 1: By the way, I don't suggest anybody venmo me money

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Speaker 2: So there we go.

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Speaker 4: Imagine if you were him and you just started randomly

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Speaker 4: venmoing people like nine thousand dollars, I.

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Speaker 1: Would ps like, yeah, that is truly what I would

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Speaker 2: I feel like, this is too much money to fucking

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Speaker 1: I'm going to just start indiscriminately venmoing random people, yes,

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Speaker 4: Hop on fucking donors choose and fund every classroom. Yeah, like,

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Speaker 4: no questions asked, like, oh you need markers, Here's Marcus

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Speaker 4: for the rest of your fucking life.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I listen.

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Speaker 1: I had a conversation with my two friends Ben and

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Speaker 1: Bill the other day and they were talking about the

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Speaker 1: power Ball.

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Speaker 2: They're playing the power Ball here in Georgia.

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Speaker 1: And they were both like, oh, yeah, we are going to,

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Speaker 1: like thirteen thousand, five hundred dollars, which is like right

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Speaker 2: It on their taxes or something like that.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and they're like, we're going to send like one

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Speaker 1: Or whatever that total was so that, because what are

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Speaker 4: The subject of our first email is what movies can

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Speaker 4: both so much. I was chatting with my husband the

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Speaker 4: I will watch Gooties every time just for that seed

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Speaker 4: I think it's because I saw it when I was younger.

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Speaker 4: I'm like shit up, I can stand the shrill voice

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Speaker 4: But all right, Amanda, great question, Amanda, and Millie's going

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Speaker 2: I like children.

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Speaker 1: I'm just saying I like children generally. All right, So

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Speaker 1: pot at gmail dot com. The title of it is

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Speaker 5: Hi, ladies, I just listened to your episode about Poison

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Speaker 1: I'm looking it up right now. I definitely have not

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Speaker 2: Sequels. I didn't even realize they made sequels. Oh.

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Speaker 3: I did know that they made sequels.

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Speaker 1: sequel prequel what have you? But no, I've not seen them,

445
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Speaker 1: I I I.

446
00:20:59,760 --> 00:21:01,040
Speaker 2: Yeah. I think Daniell is right.

447
00:21:01,119 --> 00:21:03,240
Speaker 1: I think that you can nine times out of ten

448
00:21:03,560 --> 00:21:08,359
Speaker 1: count on any kind of direct to video sequel prequel

449
00:21:08,520 --> 00:21:11,320
Speaker 1: of a sexy.

450
00:21:11,040 --> 00:21:14,120
Speaker 2: Or racy thriller being straight up porn.

451
00:21:15,840 --> 00:21:17,920
Speaker 4: I think it's like it's in the formula when they

452
00:21:17,920 --> 00:21:20,440
Speaker 4: pitch the sequel, like all right, we're gonna do a sequel.

453
00:21:20,480 --> 00:21:23,240
Speaker 4: We want to keep going into this world and digging

454
00:21:23,320 --> 00:21:26,120
Speaker 4: into the lives of these drugged up teens. How can

455
00:21:26,160 --> 00:21:28,600
Speaker 4: we make it different from the original, which was great

456
00:21:28,600 --> 00:21:31,000
Speaker 4: and very popular. So we just want to get the

457
00:21:31,000 --> 00:21:34,280
Speaker 4: same crowd with the name. And I think they always

458
00:21:34,320 --> 00:21:36,560
Speaker 4: pitch sex, like we'll just have them actually fuck this time,

459
00:21:36,840 --> 00:21:39,479
Speaker 4: or we'll just have them like, we'll just amp up

460
00:21:39,480 --> 00:21:41,600
Speaker 4: the thing that people were excited about the first time.

461
00:21:42,040 --> 00:21:43,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, there was.

462
00:21:43,760 --> 00:21:47,439
Speaker 1: I'm reading the Wikipedia entry for Cruel Intentions too, and

463
00:21:47,480 --> 00:21:49,040
Speaker 1: the cover of it.

464
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Speaker 2: I'm going to try to show this to you on

465
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Speaker 2: the camera, but.

466
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Speaker 1: It has that like old school DVD logo in the

467
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Speaker 1: was just like, I love what a movie has that

468
00:22:00,840 --> 00:22:04,840
Speaker 1: old school DVD logo. It means it's gonna be really

469
00:22:04,880 --> 00:22:07,600
Speaker 1: classy and well made, and it says, yeah they were

470
00:22:07,680 --> 00:22:10,320
Speaker 1: they added sexual content nudity.

471
00:22:12,359 --> 00:22:16,280
Speaker 2: Wow. Wow, So that's on my list.

472
00:22:16,400 --> 00:22:19,399
Speaker 1: Actually now I'm I'm gonna go to my letterbox and

473
00:22:19,440 --> 00:22:22,320
Speaker 1: put at least put Cruel Intentions two.

474
00:22:22,160 --> 00:22:22,960
Speaker 2: And three on there.

475
00:22:24,880 --> 00:22:27,119
Speaker 1: I wonder where we could find them. I wonder if

476
00:22:27,119 --> 00:22:28,840
Speaker 1: I just like went to a big lots and just

477
00:22:28,960 --> 00:22:32,960
Speaker 1: rummage through their DVD collection, if I could find them.

478
00:22:33,320 --> 00:22:34,680
Speaker 3: They're probably streaming by now.

479
00:22:35,280 --> 00:22:38,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, maybe they're on tub So I'll have to.

480
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Speaker 4: Look all right, thank you Stacy for the audio clip

481
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Speaker 4: of your voice. Is that we know you don't call

482
00:22:46,600 --> 00:22:48,560
Speaker 4: it an audio clip, it's a voicemail. Thanks for the voicemail.

483
00:22:48,560 --> 00:22:50,320
Speaker 4: Why am I trying to like search for words?

484
00:22:51,560 --> 00:22:52,159
Speaker 2: Good audio?

485
00:22:53,440 --> 00:22:57,119
Speaker 1: This is new okay, so let me read this next one.

486
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Speaker 1: This one is from Rachel. She her pronouns and it's

487
00:23:01,520 --> 00:23:05,840
Speaker 1: called Michelin Stars. Hello, esteem Dirtbags. I'm listening to the

488
00:23:05,880 --> 00:23:09,760
Speaker 1: episode Anti Establishment Tuna Guy, where Millie is talking about

489
00:23:09,960 --> 00:23:13,719
Speaker 1: Michelin Stars. I actually used to work for Michelin in

490
00:23:13,800 --> 00:23:18,439
Speaker 1: rubber manufacturing for the tires. When you go through company orientation,

491
00:23:18,800 --> 00:23:22,200
Speaker 1: you learn things like the Michelin Star program was started

492
00:23:22,240 --> 00:23:24,600
Speaker 1: as a way to get people to go out so

493
00:23:24,640 --> 00:23:28,960
Speaker 1: they'd actually used their tires. Another fun fact from orientation

494
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Speaker 1: is the Michelin man's name is the Bendam and he's white,

495
00:23:36,040 --> 00:23:39,320
Speaker 1: not because tires used to be white, but because they

496
00:23:39,400 --> 00:23:41,119
Speaker 1: used to be wrapped in white tissue paper.

497
00:23:41,440 --> 00:23:41,760
Speaker 3: Wow.

498
00:23:42,359 --> 00:23:47,040
Speaker 1: And Edward Michelin, the guy who created the company, saw

499
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Speaker 1: them stacked up and thought it looked.

500
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Speaker 2: Like a man.

501
00:23:50,440 --> 00:23:52,560
Speaker 1: I've been listening since day one and love the show.

502
00:23:52,640 --> 00:23:54,800
Speaker 1: I'm one of the fans that enjoys your friendship as

503
00:23:54,840 --> 00:23:56,480
Speaker 1: much as learning about new movies.

504
00:23:57,080 --> 00:23:57,520
Speaker 2: Rachel.

505
00:23:58,160 --> 00:24:01,679
Speaker 4: Wow, thank you Rachel for the hot leak from UH

506
00:24:02,480 --> 00:24:05,159
Speaker 4: directly from the michelin Orientation.

507
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Speaker 3: I love so much about this.

508
00:24:08,040 --> 00:24:10,520
Speaker 4: I think if you it is spooky season, if you

509
00:24:10,520 --> 00:24:13,720
Speaker 4: want to freak yourself out, you should google original michelin

510
00:24:13,840 --> 00:24:15,520
Speaker 4: Man images Right now.

511
00:24:17,520 --> 00:24:19,800
Speaker 3: The Villiam's pretty fucked up. The original bend of is.

512
00:24:19,960 --> 00:24:21,720
Speaker 3: They've definitely tamed him over the years.

513
00:24:22,119 --> 00:24:28,800
Speaker 1: Oh my god.

514
00:24:26,480 --> 00:24:28,760
Speaker 3: Yeah, that fucking spooky shit.

515
00:24:29,520 --> 00:24:33,720
Speaker 1: Okay, first of all, they definitely don't need to shoot

516
00:24:33,760 --> 00:24:36,040
Speaker 1: these fuckers in black and white.

517
00:24:36,080 --> 00:24:40,040
Speaker 2: It just makes it even more creepier. They that's all

518
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Speaker 2: I had.

519
00:24:40,600 --> 00:24:41,800
Speaker 3: That's all I had back then.

520
00:24:42,359 --> 00:24:47,040
Speaker 1: I would have Yeah, I would have suggested maybe a

521
00:24:47,160 --> 00:24:48,840
Speaker 1: different This photo is.

522
00:24:50,640 --> 00:24:51,840
Speaker 2: So creepy.

523
00:24:51,880 --> 00:24:54,040
Speaker 1: It looks like a you know, an alien from a

524
00:24:54,080 --> 00:24:58,600
Speaker 1: nineteen thirty sci fi movie with fucked up eyes.

525
00:25:00,640 --> 00:25:02,720
Speaker 2: What is that it looks like? Yeah, it looks like

526
00:25:02,760 --> 00:25:05,840
Speaker 2: it was made out of clay. It's very creepy.

527
00:25:06,800 --> 00:25:09,480
Speaker 3: It looks like the eyes are mouths like. It's really

528
00:25:09,520 --> 00:25:10,159
Speaker 3: weird looking.

529
00:25:10,560 --> 00:25:12,919
Speaker 4: And I think that as a result of knowing what

530
00:25:12,960 --> 00:25:16,480
Speaker 4: that original michelin Man looked like, I feel like we

531
00:25:16,560 --> 00:25:22,080
Speaker 4: can infer that Edward Michelin was Edward Michelin was high

532
00:25:22,160 --> 00:25:24,919
Speaker 4: as fuck, like laudanum cocaine. I don't know what they

533
00:25:24,920 --> 00:25:27,879
Speaker 4: were doing back then, but he was clearly partaking.

534
00:25:28,240 --> 00:25:33,680
Speaker 1: He was snorting bebendum and was like, guess what, I'm

535
00:25:33,720 --> 00:25:38,720
Speaker 1: fucking tweaked. I see a tissue paperman in the corner,

536
00:25:40,720 --> 00:25:42,560
Speaker 1: and I could go to my dream journal and just

537
00:25:42,560 --> 00:25:43,200
Speaker 1: start drawing.

538
00:25:44,440 --> 00:25:46,920
Speaker 3: How can we get people to get on the road.

539
00:25:47,440 --> 00:25:50,119
Speaker 4: Let's get this creepy avatar out there in these streets

540
00:25:50,359 --> 00:25:51,160
Speaker 4: to creep them out.

541
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Speaker 1: Let me just say like, I got a lot of

542
00:25:54,359 --> 00:25:58,840
Speaker 1: feedback from my dumb ass reveal in that episode, and

543
00:25:59,160 --> 00:26:02,520
Speaker 1: the infanta that I've received subsequently has been more and

544
00:26:02,560 --> 00:26:03,320
Speaker 1: more fascinating.

545
00:26:03,400 --> 00:26:04,480
Speaker 2: So it's my fault.

546
00:26:05,359 --> 00:26:07,439
Speaker 1: It's my fault that I thought this company was just

547
00:26:07,480 --> 00:26:14,159
Speaker 1: some like Podunk Michigan American venture. I didn't realize that

548
00:26:14,200 --> 00:26:16,800
Speaker 1: there was layers to this ship. And I agree with you.

549
00:26:16,880 --> 00:26:19,800
Speaker 1: Thank you, Rachel for giving day. Don't call it a leak.

550
00:26:21,400 --> 00:26:22,280
Speaker 2: I love this.

551
00:26:23,640 --> 00:26:29,440
Speaker 1: Insider's info. This uh. I don't know if you're a

552
00:26:29,480 --> 00:26:33,959
Speaker 1: whistleblower or something. We're telling us the separation, but I

553
00:26:34,000 --> 00:26:34,400
Speaker 1: love it.

554
00:26:34,840 --> 00:26:35,560
Speaker 2: I love it.

555
00:26:37,160 --> 00:26:39,560
Speaker 3: I definitely love it. Thank you so much Rachel for

556
00:26:39,600 --> 00:26:42,919
Speaker 3: writing in. And yeah bedam.

557
00:26:42,440 --> 00:26:49,920
Speaker 4: Dudes, dudes, that's gonna be like my last words my deathbed.

558
00:26:53,920 --> 00:26:54,840
Speaker 3: Or next email.

559
00:26:55,800 --> 00:27:00,639
Speaker 4: Our next email is from Sam Whoo. Sam is already

560
00:27:00,640 --> 00:27:04,280
Speaker 4: a legend around these parts, has sent it the original

561
00:27:04,359 --> 00:27:08,439
Speaker 4: the og Halloween FMK that we did with the guys

562
00:27:08,520 --> 00:27:11,359
Speaker 4: from movies that made us gay, has sent in a

563
00:27:11,359 --> 00:27:14,920
Speaker 4: couple of great FMK bangers, and look, Sam is here

564
00:27:15,200 --> 00:27:20,199
Speaker 4: back for us with another banger. The subject of the

565
00:27:20,240 --> 00:27:23,840
Speaker 4: email is FMK Spooky Season twenty twenty three. This is

566
00:27:23,880 --> 00:27:30,919
Speaker 4: now my favorite holiday. It's my favorite recurring FMK, my

567
00:27:30,960 --> 00:27:34,119
Speaker 4: favorite tribute. I hope we do this annually for the

568
00:27:34,160 --> 00:27:35,080
Speaker 4: rest of our lives.

569
00:27:35,320 --> 00:27:35,679
Speaker 2: Yeah.

570
00:27:35,800 --> 00:27:38,400
Speaker 1: I don't know where Sam lives, but if we ever

571
00:27:38,480 --> 00:27:41,520
Speaker 1: go on tour and it's Halloween and we go to

572
00:27:41,560 --> 00:27:43,960
Speaker 1: Sam's town, we have to invite Sam on stage to

573
00:27:43,960 --> 00:27:44,440
Speaker 1: do FMK.

574
00:27:44,960 --> 00:27:45,120
Speaker 2: Oh.

575
00:27:45,160 --> 00:27:48,399
Speaker 4: I think we have to plan it so for exactly that. Yeah, like,

576
00:27:48,520 --> 00:27:50,639
Speaker 4: no matter where you live, we will come to you

577
00:27:50,680 --> 00:27:51,560
Speaker 4: for Halloween and.

578
00:27:51,560 --> 00:27:54,760
Speaker 2: Do this live amazing. Yeah, this is our banger.

579
00:27:55,800 --> 00:27:59,159
Speaker 4: Sam starts with, Hey, y'all, y'all know how much I

580
00:27:59,200 --> 00:28:01,159
Speaker 4: love you, So we'll get to it. I came up

581
00:28:01,160 --> 00:28:03,960
Speaker 4: with some more Halloween themed fmks for this year, So

582
00:28:04,080 --> 00:28:08,360
Speaker 4: here we go. I hope it makes it before Halloween,

583
00:28:08,359 --> 00:28:09,800
Speaker 4: and I hope it gives you all a good laugh.

584
00:28:10,000 --> 00:28:13,280
Speaker 4: Tis the spooky season, Sam who uses he hymn pronouns?

585
00:28:14,480 --> 00:28:17,520
Speaker 4: Oh so many? Three great rounds? All right, So we're

586
00:28:17,560 --> 00:28:23,240
Speaker 4: just gonna jump right in. First round, Hot Goths, Elvira,

587
00:28:24,119 --> 00:28:26,240
Speaker 4: Mortitia Adams, Lily Munster.

588
00:28:26,760 --> 00:28:28,679
Speaker 2: Okay, am I going first?

589
00:28:29,080 --> 00:28:33,359
Speaker 1: I feel like we possibly answered a variation of this

590
00:28:33,440 --> 00:28:37,000
Speaker 1: question before, so if we did, don't come at us.

591
00:28:37,359 --> 00:28:39,000
Speaker 1: And to be honest, I don't even remember how I

592
00:28:39,040 --> 00:28:42,560
Speaker 1: answered that, so either, I feel like our brains were

593
00:28:42,560 --> 00:28:45,800
Speaker 1: wiped by aliens. So we're just doing it fresh. Okay,

594
00:28:45,880 --> 00:28:51,640
Speaker 1: So hot Goths, Elvira, Morticia, and Lily. Okay, right off

595
00:28:51,680 --> 00:28:58,600
Speaker 1: the dome. I will fuck Morticia Adams. She seems spooky

596
00:28:58,920 --> 00:29:03,800
Speaker 1: like maybe knows how to part. I will marry Elvira.

597
00:29:04,040 --> 00:29:06,760
Speaker 1: I think, you know why. She seems like a definitely

598
00:29:07,040 --> 00:29:10,120
Speaker 1: long term partner for me. You know how I have

599
00:29:10,200 --> 00:29:15,360
Speaker 1: dreams of like moving to you know, New Mexico and

600
00:29:15,440 --> 00:29:16,280
Speaker 1: owning property.

601
00:29:16,320 --> 00:29:19,040
Speaker 2: I think Elvira would be the perfect person to do that.

602
00:29:19,080 --> 00:29:23,120
Speaker 1: With and then I don't want to do this necessarily,

603
00:29:23,160 --> 00:29:25,640
Speaker 1: but I feel like I it's just because it's the

604
00:29:25,640 --> 00:29:26,280
Speaker 1: only one left.

605
00:29:26,280 --> 00:29:29,040
Speaker 2: I guess I'm gonna kill Lily Munster. She seems very sweet,

606
00:29:29,040 --> 00:29:29,760
Speaker 2: and I hate.

607
00:29:29,520 --> 00:29:34,320
Speaker 4: To do it, but that's all right, you know, I

608
00:29:34,360 --> 00:29:37,480
Speaker 4: get that I'm gonna kill Lily Munster because she's sweet,

609
00:29:37,600 --> 00:29:43,040
Speaker 4: she's boring as hell. That family is fascinating and she

610
00:29:43,160 --> 00:29:45,600
Speaker 4: is the least fascinating part of it.

611
00:29:46,480 --> 00:29:51,640
Speaker 3: So she gotta go bye, goodbye. You're boring.

612
00:29:52,560 --> 00:29:57,440
Speaker 4: But I'm gonna fuck. I'm gonna fuck Morticia. I mean,

613
00:29:57,480 --> 00:30:00,640
Speaker 4: our answers are the same. I'm gonna fuck Morticia pretty hot.

614
00:30:01,440 --> 00:30:04,360
Speaker 4: I'm gonna marry Elvira because the actress who plays Elvira,

615
00:30:04,440 --> 00:30:07,360
Speaker 4: Cassandra Peterson, is exactly what you described in real life.

616
00:30:07,360 --> 00:30:11,560
Speaker 4: Like she lives in Portland, Oregon, she's all about environmental causes,

617
00:30:12,040 --> 00:30:16,400
Speaker 4: she's incredibly kind, she's really funny, and I just feel

618
00:30:16,400 --> 00:30:18,200
Speaker 4: like that would be a marriage that would.

619
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Speaker 1: Work absolutely one hundred percent. And I think at this

620
00:30:23,040 --> 00:30:28,400
Speaker 1: point she is a national treasure. I would say, and

621
00:30:28,840 --> 00:30:31,680
Speaker 1: you know, you would just be with that person forever.

622
00:30:32,040 --> 00:30:34,360
Speaker 1: So I like that we had the same answers for.

623
00:30:34,320 --> 00:30:36,640
Speaker 4: That, Tom and I don't know if they've deviated from

624
00:30:36,640 --> 00:30:39,200
Speaker 4: the last time we answered with Avira and Mortitia, but

625
00:30:39,320 --> 00:30:40,239
Speaker 4: if it did, so be it.

626
00:30:40,320 --> 00:30:42,600
Speaker 2: This is where we are now be it? Ooh, the

627
00:30:42,800 --> 00:30:45,360
Speaker 2: second one, now meet us where we live?

628
00:30:45,680 --> 00:30:47,240
Speaker 3: All right? The second one.

629
00:30:49,360 --> 00:30:54,000
Speaker 4: FMK Spookiesy's in twenty twenty three creepy dudes, actors that

630
00:30:54,040 --> 00:30:58,480
Speaker 4: are too good at being scary. Tim Curry, Bill Scarsguard,

631
00:30:58,760 --> 00:31:00,400
Speaker 4: and Anthony Hopkins.

632
00:31:01,120 --> 00:31:08,360
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I'm sorry, I'm doing some research as

633
00:31:08,400 --> 00:31:09,400
Speaker 1: I'm about to answer.

634
00:31:10,080 --> 00:31:12,800
Speaker 2: This is truly a brain breaker for.

635
00:31:12,880 --> 00:31:21,040
Speaker 1: Me because two out of these three are legit terrifying

636
00:31:21,120 --> 00:31:25,960
Speaker 1: to me. So having to put either one of them

637
00:31:26,000 --> 00:31:30,120
Speaker 1: in a different context that's not killing is going to

638
00:31:30,160 --> 00:31:35,040
Speaker 1: be difficult, all right, So hear me out on this.

639
00:31:36,040 --> 00:31:41,840
Speaker 1: I am going to fuck Bill Scarsguard, period, point blank.

640
00:31:42,280 --> 00:31:44,880
Speaker 1: I had to look up how old he was because

641
00:31:44,880 --> 00:31:46,760
Speaker 1: I was like, certainly he's not my age. No, he's

642
00:31:46,800 --> 00:31:51,520
Speaker 1: like a full decade younger than me, And normally that

643
00:31:51,640 --> 00:31:55,880
Speaker 1: is not my stas whatsoever. I don't even look at

644
00:31:55,920 --> 00:31:58,320
Speaker 1: guys who are like that much younger than me because

645
00:31:58,320 --> 00:32:01,520
Speaker 1: I'm just like, why, you're a baby. But for some reason.

646
00:32:01,520 --> 00:32:05,360
Speaker 1: Bill Scarsgard is so hot to me, like in a

647
00:32:05,760 --> 00:32:07,400
Speaker 1: way that I don't really even think about, Like I

648
00:32:07,400 --> 00:32:10,920
Speaker 1: don't even like those dead eyed, fucking young men, you

649
00:32:11,000 --> 00:32:11,320
Speaker 1: know that.

650
00:32:14,280 --> 00:32:16,440
Speaker 2: But I honestly think it was two things.

651
00:32:16,520 --> 00:32:21,560
Speaker 1: It was Barbarian and John Wick, and I was like

652
00:32:22,920 --> 00:32:24,680
Speaker 1: that sealed it for me, like you got.

653
00:32:26,200 --> 00:32:28,400
Speaker 2: Yes. I'm like, any, I know that he.

654
00:32:28,360 --> 00:32:32,000
Speaker 1: Comes from like a classically hot family, so I know

655
00:32:32,120 --> 00:32:35,960
Speaker 1: that's true, but I don't know. I'm like, he would

656
00:32:36,000 --> 00:32:40,200
Speaker 1: be so fun to like have a good weekend with

657
00:32:40,720 --> 00:32:42,720
Speaker 1: and never like talk to again.

658
00:32:42,760 --> 00:32:45,200
Speaker 2: Maybe I don't know.

659
00:32:45,680 --> 00:32:47,600
Speaker 1: I don't know what he's really like, but I'm just

660
00:32:47,640 --> 00:32:50,920
Speaker 1: saying in my in my brain and my broken brain,

661
00:32:51,040 --> 00:32:53,440
Speaker 1: I feel like it would be so fucking fun.

662
00:32:54,240 --> 00:32:58,240
Speaker 2: So that's that's the f for me. Oh god, this

663
00:32:58,280 --> 00:33:00,280
Speaker 2: is gonna be Oh god, I don't even know.

664
00:33:00,280 --> 00:33:00,680
Speaker 3: What to say.

665
00:33:01,120 --> 00:33:05,840
Speaker 1: I guess I'm gonna marry m. I guess I'm gonna

666
00:33:05,840 --> 00:33:11,760
Speaker 1: marry Sir Anthony Hopkins, okay. And I don't know if

667
00:33:11,800 --> 00:33:12,720
Speaker 1: it's because.

668
00:33:12,360 --> 00:33:12,760
Speaker 2: Of like.

669
00:33:15,000 --> 00:33:18,080
Speaker 1: I'm trying to think of Okay, So in uh Silence

670
00:33:18,120 --> 00:33:22,080
Speaker 1: of the Lambs, he's my worst nightmare, which has since

671
00:33:22,160 --> 00:33:24,320
Speaker 1: tainted all of the other roles that he's been in

672
00:33:24,800 --> 00:33:26,920
Speaker 1: even before that movie was made.

673
00:33:27,560 --> 00:33:29,760
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm trying to remember maybe the parts.

674
00:33:29,600 --> 00:33:31,840
Speaker 3: Of Atlantis for you. No more Remains of the Day.

675
00:33:32,280 --> 00:33:34,000
Speaker 1: I was gonna say, I think Remains of the Day

676
00:33:34,080 --> 00:33:38,560
Speaker 1: is the only one where he's not completely creeping me

677
00:33:38,600 --> 00:33:39,160
Speaker 1: the fuck out.

678
00:33:39,240 --> 00:33:42,480
Speaker 2: I don't know, but yeah, that's really hard because then

679
00:33:42,520 --> 00:33:42,880
Speaker 2: I got.

680
00:33:42,920 --> 00:33:47,280
Speaker 1: To kill Tim Curry, which is interesting because I'm like

681
00:33:47,400 --> 00:33:51,560
Speaker 1: both Tim Curry and Bill Skarskar played penny Wise. I'm

682
00:33:51,600 --> 00:33:53,480
Speaker 1: definitely not trying to fuck penny Wise, by the way,

683
00:33:53,640 --> 00:33:55,920
Speaker 1: or Mary penny Wise, no way. And it's not because

684
00:33:55,920 --> 00:33:59,520
Speaker 1: I'm scared of clowns. I just don't like the vibe. Right, Yeah,

685
00:33:59,560 --> 00:34:01,760
Speaker 1: so that's my answer. I'm gonna have to kill Tim Curry.

686
00:34:01,800 --> 00:34:03,560
Speaker 1: I feel bad about that because.

687
00:34:03,720 --> 00:34:05,680
Speaker 3: Oh yeah you should feel awful national treasure.

688
00:34:06,160 --> 00:34:08,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, I know, but again, it's so hard. These games

689
00:34:08,960 --> 00:34:09,560
Speaker 2: are so hard.

690
00:34:09,960 --> 00:34:11,160
Speaker 3: This is the joy of the FMK.

691
00:34:12,920 --> 00:34:14,760
Speaker 2: Well, now I don't know what you're gonna say.

692
00:34:15,040 --> 00:34:19,680
Speaker 4: Please all right, I'm fucking Bill scars Guard similar reasons,

693
00:34:19,880 --> 00:34:24,200
Speaker 4: Like out of makeup, he's slightly less terrifying but kind

694
00:34:24,239 --> 00:34:27,040
Speaker 4: of scary, Like he's the kind of guy that like

695
00:34:27,680 --> 00:34:29,839
Speaker 4: you'll fuck but you don't want him to stay over

696
00:34:29,880 --> 00:34:31,440
Speaker 4: because he might steal your wallet.

697
00:34:32,080 --> 00:34:34,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's that's a dead eyed motherfucker right there.

698
00:34:34,680 --> 00:34:38,640
Speaker 4: Yeah, but he's cute, cute enough that, like, I'll sleep

699
00:34:38,680 --> 00:34:44,920
Speaker 4: with one eye open if he stays. But he's tall,

700
00:34:44,960 --> 00:34:48,080
Speaker 4: and he's got that fucking scars guard thing going on,

701
00:34:48,239 --> 00:34:48,880
Speaker 4: Like I get it.

702
00:34:49,600 --> 00:34:50,759
Speaker 3: He's how fucking.

703
00:34:52,080 --> 00:34:55,600
Speaker 4: I'm gonna marry Tim Curry just because he's given me

704
00:34:56,080 --> 00:34:58,759
Speaker 4: so much in my life. Sure, not just not just

705
00:34:58,880 --> 00:35:02,080
Speaker 4: movies music. I don't know if you've heard any of

706
00:35:02,080 --> 00:35:07,560
Speaker 4: his albums, but he's given so much and even though

707
00:35:07,560 --> 00:35:09,840
Speaker 4: he's been a total creep and look, he wouldn't like

708
00:35:09,880 --> 00:35:13,720
Speaker 4: being married to me. I would not be his choice,

709
00:35:14,320 --> 00:35:16,239
Speaker 4: which means he would probably find a way to just

710
00:35:16,239 --> 00:35:18,920
Speaker 4: be out a lot or hanging out with his friends.

711
00:35:19,040 --> 00:35:21,239
Speaker 4: Like it'd be an arrangement, I'm sure, but it would

712
00:35:21,280 --> 00:35:22,000
Speaker 4: be a good arrangement.

713
00:35:22,040 --> 00:35:22,960
Speaker 3: Like I could put those.

714
00:35:22,840 --> 00:35:26,719
Speaker 4: Horns from Legend on when I'm bored, Like he just

715
00:35:26,760 --> 00:35:29,000
Speaker 4: has cool stuff hanging around the house, like the Rocky

716
00:35:29,000 --> 00:35:30,239
Speaker 4: horror corset.

717
00:35:30,560 --> 00:35:32,680
Speaker 3: Yeah, I just put it on when I'm answering emails.

718
00:35:32,960 --> 00:35:36,520
Speaker 4: Sure, in a fucking zoom meeting, with anything can happen

719
00:35:36,560 --> 00:35:41,239
Speaker 4: on Halloween Cape, And that means I'm gonna kill Sir

720
00:35:41,239 --> 00:35:44,520
Speaker 4: Anthony Hopkins for the simplest reason I know I can.

721
00:35:44,920 --> 00:35:46,040
Speaker 3: He's a small dude.

722
00:35:47,080 --> 00:35:51,800
Speaker 4: As scary as he is, he is an elderly tiny dude.

723
00:35:52,040 --> 00:35:54,799
Speaker 4: I could take him with one hand tied behind my

724
00:35:54,840 --> 00:35:59,360
Speaker 4: fucking back. What guaranteed wasn't.

725
00:35:59,239 --> 00:36:03,120
Speaker 1: The episode with Kurt Broadler where we were just killing

726
00:36:03,160 --> 00:36:05,440
Speaker 1: off the oldest person because they're.

727
00:36:05,239 --> 00:36:06,640
Speaker 2: Like, well, it's gonna happen anyway.

728
00:36:09,560 --> 00:36:14,920
Speaker 3: I mean, truly the worst and most ageist reason. But

729
00:36:15,040 --> 00:36:19,040
Speaker 3: I can't fucking try to kill Tim Curry and Bill

730
00:36:19,080 --> 00:36:19,680
Speaker 3: Scar's guard.

731
00:36:19,960 --> 00:36:22,000
Speaker 4: Yeah, even though Tim Curry has had a stroke in

732
00:36:22,000 --> 00:36:24,279
Speaker 4: the last few years and I'm sure he's diminished in

733
00:36:24,320 --> 00:36:27,560
Speaker 4: some capacity, I can't because he's a fucking national treasure.

734
00:36:27,600 --> 00:36:30,120
Speaker 4: He's too in my heart sure for me to kill.

735
00:36:30,320 --> 00:36:33,640
Speaker 4: But Anthony Hopkins, I will take that mo bow out.

736
00:36:34,040 --> 00:36:34,560
Speaker 2: Yeah.

737
00:36:35,120 --> 00:36:37,920
Speaker 1: Well, and like with Bill, my thing is, you know,

738
00:36:38,000 --> 00:36:42,239
Speaker 1: would be so great if he became like our new

739
00:36:42,320 --> 00:36:48,160
Speaker 1: Willem Dafoe, Like if he just continued the trajectory of

740
00:36:48,200 --> 00:36:52,440
Speaker 1: only taking creepy weirdo roles, yes, and then was like

741
00:36:52,480 --> 00:36:55,399
Speaker 1: a really nice dude, you know, and then just was like,

742
00:36:55,760 --> 00:36:59,120
Speaker 1: he does a couple erotic thrillers, he does some horror stuff,

743
00:36:59,120 --> 00:37:02,080
Speaker 1: but then eventually into kind of like playing a grandpa

744
00:37:02,120 --> 00:37:04,160
Speaker 1: on a Wes Anderson movie or something.

745
00:37:03,800 --> 00:37:07,200
Speaker 2: Like, yeah, that would be great for Bill. I love

746
00:37:07,239 --> 00:37:09,520
Speaker 2: the other two that had really long careers.

747
00:37:09,600 --> 00:37:12,840
Speaker 1: And yeah, you definitely have to decide who's your who's

748
00:37:12,840 --> 00:37:13,840
Speaker 1: your most treasured.

749
00:37:14,360 --> 00:37:16,640
Speaker 4: You know, it's like that doctor thing of like what

750
00:37:16,719 --> 00:37:24,120
Speaker 4: will do the least harm or you know, trioge.

751
00:37:21,640 --> 00:37:23,360
Speaker 3: Who's had the most years of life.

752
00:37:25,960 --> 00:37:31,719
Speaker 4: Now this this final round, it's gonna kill kill you

753
00:37:32,000 --> 00:37:37,080
Speaker 4: because one of the answers you just gave our final

754
00:37:37,200 --> 00:37:40,320
Speaker 4: round is and it can always get weirder. Fuck Mary,

755
00:37:40,440 --> 00:37:44,560
Speaker 4: kill Penny Wise, the swamp Thing, the.

756
00:37:44,560 --> 00:37:45,640
Speaker 3: Alien from Alien.

757
00:37:46,640 --> 00:37:51,480
Speaker 4: Okay, any why so I'm dying to note.

758
00:37:51,680 --> 00:37:59,320
Speaker 1: Okay, this is actually really hard to be honest, because

759
00:37:59,480 --> 00:38:03,440
Speaker 1: it all down to whether or not I want to

760
00:38:03,520 --> 00:38:08,680
Speaker 1: fuck or Mary swamp Thing. It feels very clear to

761
00:38:08,719 --> 00:38:16,080
Speaker 1: me that swamp Thing is attractive. Here here's what I'll

762
00:38:16,080 --> 00:38:20,480
Speaker 1: say about this, because swamp Thing has been rendered in

763
00:38:20,680 --> 00:38:25,640
Speaker 1: hot ways via comic books and other drawings. Yes, I'm like, look,

764
00:38:25,680 --> 00:38:28,640
Speaker 1: I google swamp thing and like, look at the images.

765
00:38:28,680 --> 00:38:33,120
Speaker 1: I'm like, God damn, he is built to fuck dude, Like,

766
00:38:33,600 --> 00:38:39,480
Speaker 1: look at swamp things. Pex look at he's got full abs.

767
00:38:39,520 --> 00:38:42,520
Speaker 1: Like I'm looking at a drawing. Some maniac made a

768
00:38:42,600 --> 00:38:45,120
Speaker 1: drawing a swamp thing that's got like a six pack.

769
00:38:48,120 --> 00:38:50,399
Speaker 3: He is hit the gym. So part of me is.

770
00:38:50,400 --> 00:38:52,680
Speaker 1: Like, do I want that for like a night or

771
00:38:52,680 --> 00:38:56,359
Speaker 1: do I want that forever? That's a great question, right,

772
00:38:56,640 --> 00:38:58,440
Speaker 1: So my here's.

773
00:38:58,200 --> 00:39:01,480
Speaker 2: What I'll do. I will fuck the alien from alien

774
00:39:02,520 --> 00:39:04,400
Speaker 2: out of towner. He's an out of towner.

775
00:39:04,680 --> 00:39:05,480
Speaker 3: I mean, that's it.

776
00:39:05,600 --> 00:39:06,839
Speaker 2: He's not gonna live here.

777
00:39:07,760 --> 00:39:10,960
Speaker 3: Fucking run, Yeah, I should say.

778
00:39:11,520 --> 00:39:16,400
Speaker 1: I should say, Yeah, I'm looking at this strictly and like, okay,

779
00:39:16,560 --> 00:39:19,919
Speaker 1: what is the character? Where does the character live? Has

780
00:39:19,960 --> 00:39:23,799
Speaker 1: anybody drawn horny photos of them on the internet? And

781
00:39:23,840 --> 00:39:26,640
Speaker 1: I feel like the alien is a out of towner.

782
00:39:27,040 --> 00:39:28,920
Speaker 1: He's like a fucking run He's just kind of like

783
00:39:28,960 --> 00:39:31,640
Speaker 1: your vacation fuck type of thing. So that's how I'll answer.

784
00:39:31,760 --> 00:39:34,640
Speaker 1: I will marry a swamp thing. We could go to

785
00:39:34,680 --> 00:39:40,640
Speaker 1: the gym together. We'd be like doing protein shakes and

786
00:39:41,120 --> 00:39:43,520
Speaker 1: you know, like be on keto together.

787
00:39:43,719 --> 00:39:47,960
Speaker 2: Like it just seems like we have similar interests in

788
00:39:48,000 --> 00:39:48,359
Speaker 2: that way.

789
00:39:48,960 --> 00:39:51,600
Speaker 3: Swamp Thing definitely drinks muscle milk.

790
00:39:52,600 --> 00:39:55,320
Speaker 1: Yeah, and maybe eats the muscle milk macaroni and cheese

791
00:39:55,400 --> 00:40:04,400
Speaker 1: that you.

792
00:40:00,440 --> 00:40:03,799
Speaker 2: Jesus, you know what swap Thing looks like.

793
00:40:03,840 --> 00:40:06,920
Speaker 1: I'm looking at all these photos on the internet. He

794
00:40:06,960 --> 00:40:12,319
Speaker 1: looks like a dude that works in a kitchen. Like

795
00:40:12,400 --> 00:40:15,920
Speaker 1: he's he's like a side character on the Bear and

796
00:40:15,960 --> 00:40:19,400
Speaker 1: then he just goes home and and does you know

797
00:40:19,719 --> 00:40:21,200
Speaker 1: he he does CrossFit.

798
00:40:21,280 --> 00:40:24,120
Speaker 2: He's a weightlifter. I could get with that.

799
00:40:25,200 --> 00:40:27,440
Speaker 1: And then of course I'm killing penny Wise because fucking

800
00:40:27,560 --> 00:40:28,240
Speaker 1: penny Wise.

801
00:40:30,200 --> 00:40:31,240
Speaker 2: I don't like that vibe.

802
00:40:32,960 --> 00:40:35,440
Speaker 1: Little a lot of pomput circumstances of penny Wise, you know,

803
00:40:35,520 --> 00:40:38,600
Speaker 1: like the hair and the makeup and the outfits.

804
00:40:38,440 --> 00:40:39,439
Speaker 3: Him a little much.

805
00:40:40,040 --> 00:40:40,239
Speaker 2: You know.

806
00:40:41,000 --> 00:40:42,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, Pennywise is high maintenance for sure.

807
00:40:42,640 --> 00:40:45,720
Speaker 1: Yeah, but he's like, you know, high maintenance person probably

808
00:40:45,760 --> 00:40:50,840
Speaker 1: has a lot of a lot of demands in the

809
00:40:50,880 --> 00:40:53,279
Speaker 1: house that would annoy the shit out of me, Like

810
00:40:53,400 --> 00:40:57,160
Speaker 1: I always sleep with silk satin pillows, and you know,

811
00:40:57,920 --> 00:41:02,120
Speaker 1: you gotta keep the thermostat down to sixty five, run

812
00:41:02,200 --> 00:41:03,600
Speaker 1: up the a C bill like he would just have

813
00:41:03,680 --> 00:41:05,440
Speaker 1: all those So.

814
00:41:05,560 --> 00:41:08,440
Speaker 3: The dental bills alone. He's got like eight rows of teeth.

815
00:41:11,080 --> 00:41:13,040
Speaker 2: And I also hate balloons. Did I tell you that

816
00:41:13,120 --> 00:41:13,399
Speaker 2: I hate?

817
00:41:15,520 --> 00:41:19,880
Speaker 1: I'm scared actually because they pop and they scare the

818
00:41:19,880 --> 00:41:20,440
Speaker 1: fuck out of me.

819
00:41:20,560 --> 00:41:25,200
Speaker 4: So no, those are great answers. I've deviated a bit.

820
00:41:25,320 --> 00:41:29,120
Speaker 4: I liked that you showed your work, but I deviated

821
00:41:29,160 --> 00:41:34,440
Speaker 4: a little bit. Okay, I'm gonna fuck swamp thing because

822
00:41:35,120 --> 00:41:37,200
Speaker 4: you could break off his arm and it grows back, Like,

823
00:41:37,239 --> 00:41:42,400
Speaker 4: you could really try some shit with swamp things. Could

824
00:41:42,520 --> 00:41:45,200
Speaker 4: try some sh like you could crack off his dick

825
00:41:45,239 --> 00:41:45,960
Speaker 4: and it would grow back.

826
00:41:45,960 --> 00:41:53,200
Speaker 3: I'm sure, just holding two.

827
00:41:53,080 --> 00:41:56,560
Speaker 4: Dicks in your hands swinging them around while another dick

828
00:41:56,640 --> 00:41:58,200
Speaker 4: is growing back, like it could.

829
00:41:58,000 --> 00:41:58,719
Speaker 3: Be fun.

830
00:42:00,320 --> 00:42:02,879
Speaker 4: If you get mad at him or like, does something

831
00:42:02,960 --> 00:42:07,040
Speaker 4: you can just like fucking puncture a fucking vain or something.

832
00:42:07,120 --> 00:42:07,480
Speaker 3: I get.

833
00:42:07,520 --> 00:42:12,000
Speaker 4: I just I feel like he's physically built in a

834
00:42:12,040 --> 00:42:14,760
Speaker 4: way that I can handle. Yeah, because I'm a big bitch,

835
00:42:15,160 --> 00:42:17,359
Speaker 4: but I like And again, I do not know what

836
00:42:17,360 --> 00:42:19,080
Speaker 4: this says about me, but the idea of being able

837
00:42:19,120 --> 00:42:23,600
Speaker 4: to break limbs off entirely during the act, I would

838
00:42:23,600 --> 00:42:24,440
Speaker 4: have a lot of fun with that.

839
00:42:24,800 --> 00:42:26,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, you don't you don't want to feel

840
00:42:26,560 --> 00:42:29,000
Speaker 1: like you're gonna break a dude in two now, but

841
00:42:29,120 --> 00:42:29,600
Speaker 1: you can't.

842
00:42:29,600 --> 00:42:32,640
Speaker 4: That's you can't break swamp thing. That is what's you

843
00:42:32,680 --> 00:42:33,720
Speaker 4: can't break him.

844
00:42:34,560 --> 00:42:35,880
Speaker 2: That show would just grow back.

845
00:42:36,280 --> 00:42:39,480
Speaker 4: He could be like boxing Helena at the beginning of

846
00:42:39,520 --> 00:42:40,399
Speaker 4: the session and.

847
00:42:40,360 --> 00:42:48,960
Speaker 3: Be fully reconstituted by the end. That's fucking fun as hell.

848
00:42:50,840 --> 00:42:54,400
Speaker 4: So I'm trying to marry the alien from alien because

849
00:42:54,880 --> 00:42:58,040
Speaker 4: of protrusions. That motherfucker's got a mouth within a mouth.

850
00:42:59,239 --> 00:43:01,720
Speaker 4: I feel like we're gonna have some fun. But also

851
00:43:01,920 --> 00:43:04,040
Speaker 4: they're always in space terrorizing.

852
00:43:04,400 --> 00:43:05,399
Speaker 2: I should have known.

853
00:43:05,640 --> 00:43:07,839
Speaker 1: I should have known.

854
00:43:08,160 --> 00:43:10,040
Speaker 3: Either they have to live in space or I have

855
00:43:10,120 --> 00:43:10,919
Speaker 3: to return to Earth.

856
00:43:11,000 --> 00:43:14,600
Speaker 4: Like, we'll work that out in the prenup, but we

857
00:43:14,640 --> 00:43:16,320
Speaker 4: ain't spend it a ton of time together.

858
00:43:16,680 --> 00:43:18,120
Speaker 2: You love an.

859
00:43:18,000 --> 00:43:21,480
Speaker 1: Out of town partner, you just want that life partner

860
00:43:21,520 --> 00:43:23,240
Speaker 1: to be gone all.

861
00:43:23,120 --> 00:43:26,680
Speaker 4: The time, truly, working through it in therapy, truly, because

862
00:43:26,719 --> 00:43:29,760
Speaker 4: my therapist is like, do you understand there's a problem

863
00:43:29,880 --> 00:43:35,200
Speaker 4: with your your approach to intimacy when you're attracted to

864
00:43:35,239 --> 00:43:37,320
Speaker 4: people who are never around?

865
00:43:38,400 --> 00:43:40,600
Speaker 3: And I'm like, yeah, but isn't that also great? It's

866
00:43:40,640 --> 00:43:42,560
Speaker 3: great because I need a lot of time by myself.

867
00:43:42,719 --> 00:43:44,440
Speaker 4: I don't feel like anyone would respect me enough to

868
00:43:44,480 --> 00:43:46,040
Speaker 4: give me that time. So I just have to plan.

869
00:43:46,120 --> 00:43:48,040
Speaker 4: I have to build it into the process by not

870
00:43:48,120 --> 00:43:49,799
Speaker 4: having them be around me, And.

871
00:43:49,800 --> 00:43:51,680
Speaker 1: Now you can go to her the next session and

872
00:43:51,719 --> 00:43:54,560
Speaker 1: be like, I would love to be married to an alien.

873
00:43:54,640 --> 00:43:56,960
Speaker 2: Oh, who just never came to the planet.

874
00:43:57,719 --> 00:44:00,480
Speaker 4: When they showed that fucking shriveled up et ride out

875
00:44:00,480 --> 00:44:06,839
Speaker 4: alien in that Mexican News announcement, I was like, how

876
00:44:06,840 --> 00:44:08,719
Speaker 4: long have these motherfuckers been here? I would love to

877
00:44:08,719 --> 00:44:13,560
Speaker 4: fucking alien who's like I gotta hide, like I'll fucking

878
00:44:13,600 --> 00:44:15,480
Speaker 4: aliens like, look, I can fuck you, but I gotta

879
00:44:15,560 --> 00:44:19,600
Speaker 4: I gotta hide or I gotta go. I'm like, great,

880
00:44:19,840 --> 00:44:22,160
Speaker 4: fucking dope, do you wear condoms?

881
00:44:22,160 --> 00:44:24,400
Speaker 3: Can you wear condoms? Does that matter?

882
00:44:25,239 --> 00:44:26,880
Speaker 4: Let's figure this shit out and then you could go

883
00:44:27,000 --> 00:44:29,799
Speaker 4: underground in a cave or live in a tree.

884
00:44:29,800 --> 00:44:33,360
Speaker 3: I don't give a shit. Yeah, I'm gonna be in

885
00:44:33,400 --> 00:44:35,919
Speaker 3: therapy forever for fucking burr.

886
00:44:37,160 --> 00:44:44,120
Speaker 4: But that means I'm killing Pennywise, mostly because he is annoying. Yeah,

887
00:44:44,440 --> 00:44:46,440
Speaker 4: I don't like the way he talked, especially in the

888
00:44:46,480 --> 00:44:48,400
Speaker 4: new ones where he's like he dounks like this and

889
00:44:48,440 --> 00:44:51,680
Speaker 4: he's really fast, and he's got this fucking beam of

890
00:44:51,800 --> 00:44:54,120
Speaker 4: light that shoots out of his mouth and holds people hostage,

891
00:44:54,160 --> 00:44:55,759
Speaker 4: Like if he got mad at me, I would just

892
00:44:55,760 --> 00:44:58,680
Speaker 4: be suspended in a beam of light for Yeah, I

893
00:44:58,680 --> 00:45:02,359
Speaker 4: don't know how many days or years. And then the again,

894
00:45:02,400 --> 00:45:07,879
Speaker 4: those teeth, and he fucking kills little kids. Yeah, I'm

895
00:45:07,920 --> 00:45:12,040
Speaker 4: not not great, not great, not great, Like he specifically

896
00:45:12,080 --> 00:45:16,600
Speaker 4: targets children and lives off of their fear. That's a

897
00:45:16,719 --> 00:45:20,360
Speaker 4: creep move, Like, I can't, I can't get in the mood,

898
00:45:20,480 --> 00:45:21,000
Speaker 4: Like there's.

899
00:45:20,840 --> 00:45:22,440
Speaker 3: No amount of for play. Its gonna get me in

900
00:45:22,440 --> 00:45:26,359
Speaker 3: the mood to fuck him or marry him. Here his

901
00:45:26,480 --> 00:45:27,640
Speaker 3: outfit sucks.

902
00:45:28,040 --> 00:45:32,719
Speaker 4: Yeah, too many ruffles, too many big buttons, that fucking

903
00:45:32,800 --> 00:45:34,439
Speaker 4: ruffle call Like I can't so I'm here.

904
00:45:34,520 --> 00:45:39,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, he'd be you live in a fucking one bathroom joint.

905
00:45:39,320 --> 00:45:40,479
Speaker 2: He'd be hogging that ship.

906
00:45:40,600 --> 00:45:43,239
Speaker 1: He'd be like, I'm trying to put my makeup perfectly,

907
00:45:44,440 --> 00:45:45,600
Speaker 1: leave me alone.

908
00:45:46,640 --> 00:45:48,080
Speaker 3: That fus up the line.

909
00:45:48,280 --> 00:45:51,279
Speaker 4: And then again he's got a floss, he's got a

910
00:45:51,320 --> 00:45:55,000
Speaker 4: water those fucking sharp ass eight rows of teeth.

911
00:45:55,040 --> 00:45:57,240
Speaker 3: He's got a fucking water pick all night.

912
00:45:59,400 --> 00:46:02,239
Speaker 4: And they'll be like GOB's the fucking flesh following out

913
00:46:02,239 --> 00:46:03,680
Speaker 4: of that shit and clogging up the drain.

914
00:46:05,960 --> 00:46:08,400
Speaker 3: I'm thinking home improvement alone would be a nightmare.

915
00:46:09,680 --> 00:46:12,520
Speaker 4: Him flossing bits of fucking children out of his teeth,

916
00:46:13,520 --> 00:46:15,520
Speaker 4: and you'd be like clogging up the toilet or clogging

917
00:46:15,600 --> 00:46:16,600
Speaker 4: up my fucking think drain.

918
00:46:17,200 --> 00:46:17,840
Speaker 2: What a mess.

919
00:46:18,560 --> 00:46:22,840
Speaker 1: Well say, you stayed in your case perfectly, Danielle, as always,

920
00:46:23,360 --> 00:46:26,920
Speaker 1: thank you and Sam, you knocked it out of the

921
00:46:26,960 --> 00:46:28,080
Speaker 1: park once again.

922
00:46:28,480 --> 00:46:31,399
Speaker 2: We love getting fmks from you. Thank you so much.

923
00:46:32,480 --> 00:46:36,440
Speaker 4: The thoughtfulness alone just always appreciated and you just make

924
00:46:36,520 --> 00:46:37,719
Speaker 4: us laugh and we love it.

925
00:46:38,840 --> 00:46:41,680
Speaker 1: All right, So we have one more. We actually have

926
00:46:41,960 --> 00:46:47,879
Speaker 1: another voicemail, so can't say hit it.

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00:46:48,760 --> 00:46:52,200
Speaker 6: Hi, Danielle and Millie. This is producer Casey. I produced

928
00:46:52,200 --> 00:46:55,360
Speaker 6: the podcast. I saw what you did long time. First time.

929
00:46:55,880 --> 00:46:59,879
Speaker 6: Since we're in the midst of Halloween season, I want

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00:46:59,880 --> 00:47:06,040
Speaker 6: to to ask you a question, which non horror director

931
00:47:06,280 --> 00:47:10,600
Speaker 6: would you most like to see direct a horror film?

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Speaker 4: Thank you, bye, I love my God sent us a question.

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00:47:16,080 --> 00:47:18,520
Speaker 2: We have a rigor. I love it. I love it

934
00:47:18,560 --> 00:47:21,839
Speaker 2: so much that this is such an incredible question. Thank

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00:47:21,880 --> 00:47:24,920
Speaker 2: you Casey for sending us a voicemail.

936
00:47:24,920 --> 00:47:27,840
Speaker 1: And actually, I got to say, that's a perfect length,

937
00:47:28,400 --> 00:47:32,200
Speaker 1: perfect tone, perfect everything. So if you want an example

938
00:47:32,239 --> 00:47:34,160
Speaker 1: of a perfect voicemail, folks, there you have it.

939
00:47:34,480 --> 00:47:35,319
Speaker 2: Are for bost of them.

940
00:47:35,360 --> 00:47:37,839
Speaker 3: This episode were great examples.

941
00:47:38,920 --> 00:47:44,680
Speaker 1: Okay, So do you have anything right off the dome

942
00:47:44,719 --> 00:47:45,000
Speaker 1: for this?

943
00:47:45,040 --> 00:47:47,960
Speaker 2: Because I do, Yes, I.

944
00:47:47,719 --> 00:47:50,560
Speaker 4: Think, and this truly just came right off the dome.

945
00:47:51,239 --> 00:47:54,360
Speaker 4: I think I'd like to see Claire Denis do a

946
00:47:54,400 --> 00:47:55,640
Speaker 4: traditional horror film.

947
00:47:56,200 --> 00:48:00,480
Speaker 3: I know that like Trouble every Day, Like she's.

948
00:48:00,360 --> 00:48:02,520
Speaker 4: Had some films that have a lot of horror body

949
00:48:02,680 --> 00:48:04,560
Speaker 4: stuff in it. But I'd like to see her do

950
00:48:04,600 --> 00:48:07,600
Speaker 4: a traditional like horror film.

951
00:48:08,120 --> 00:48:11,800
Speaker 2: Ooh, that's a good one. That's a good one.

952
00:48:12,000 --> 00:48:12,400
Speaker 3: Okay.

953
00:48:12,480 --> 00:48:17,799
Speaker 1: So I have a couple actually I have very opinionated

954
00:48:17,800 --> 00:48:18,319
Speaker 1: about this.

955
00:48:18,600 --> 00:48:21,160
Speaker 2: Actually, so I have a couple.

956
00:48:21,680 --> 00:48:24,120
Speaker 1: First of all, I mean, this would all these would

957
00:48:24,120 --> 00:48:26,759
Speaker 1: all be potentially failed experiments.

958
00:48:26,800 --> 00:48:33,880
Speaker 2: We'll see. Number one, I would love to see a

959
00:48:34,040 --> 00:48:39,879
Speaker 2: Powell and Presburger horror movie. Now, if you.

960
00:48:39,840 --> 00:48:44,000
Speaker 1: Don't know who they are, Michael Powell, Emma Rick Presburger,

961
00:48:44,040 --> 00:48:49,960
Speaker 1: they've done the most beautiful movies ever of the forties

962
00:48:50,760 --> 00:48:51,640
Speaker 1: mostly forties.

963
00:48:52,080 --> 00:48:53,200
Speaker 2: I mean they did.

964
00:48:54,480 --> 00:48:56,960
Speaker 1: A matter of Life and Death and I Know where

965
00:48:56,960 --> 00:48:59,120
Speaker 1: I'm going, and The Red Shoes, which is the thing

966
00:48:59,440 --> 00:49:02,400
Speaker 1: The Red sho chose, and Black Narcissists or two of

967
00:49:02,440 --> 00:49:07,360
Speaker 1: their films that are probably their most known right, sort

968
00:49:07,360 --> 00:49:11,600
Speaker 1: of have horror elements already in them, right, So I'm like, oh,

969
00:49:11,600 --> 00:49:16,000
Speaker 1: if they had done like a straight up horror film,

970
00:49:16,560 --> 00:49:21,319
Speaker 1: it would be so beautiful and so fucked up that

971
00:49:21,400 --> 00:49:24,280
Speaker 1: it would be so amazing. So I kind of wish

972
00:49:24,400 --> 00:49:27,680
Speaker 1: that they're both dead, but I'm just saying if they

973
00:49:27,719 --> 00:49:30,520
Speaker 1: were reanimated, or maybe if we had gone back and

974
00:49:30,600 --> 00:49:34,000
Speaker 1: change things in history, they would have done straight up

975
00:49:34,080 --> 00:49:38,200
Speaker 1: or it would have been awesome. So that's my first choice.

976
00:49:39,080 --> 00:49:43,719
Speaker 1: The second choice would maybe be Robert Altman. Can you

977
00:49:43,800 --> 00:49:47,279
Speaker 1: imagine a Robert Altman horror movie. I mean, like I said,

978
00:49:47,360 --> 00:49:50,480
Speaker 1: three women sort of being you know, kind of an

979
00:49:50,520 --> 00:49:54,080
Speaker 1: atmospheric thriller ish type. But if he had done a

980
00:49:54,080 --> 00:49:57,400
Speaker 1: straight up horror movie, it'd be like forty people in it.

981
00:49:57,800 --> 00:50:02,000
Speaker 1: They would all just be talking while people were getting killed.

982
00:50:04,000 --> 00:50:05,840
Speaker 4: It would be people killing themselves because they had to

983
00:50:05,840 --> 00:50:06,759
Speaker 4: get out of the conversation.

984
00:50:09,120 --> 00:50:10,000
Speaker 3: It would be like.

985
00:50:10,080 --> 00:50:13,200
Speaker 1: Somebody getting murdered and then like two people being like, Hey,

986
00:50:13,239 --> 00:50:15,120
Speaker 1: what's that somebody's get murdered back there?

987
00:50:16,040 --> 00:50:17,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know what's going on.

988
00:50:17,480 --> 00:50:19,480
Speaker 1: And then you hear like other bits of conversations like

989
00:50:19,719 --> 00:50:24,440
Speaker 1: all in public being like, yeah, that would be a

990
00:50:24,520 --> 00:50:26,239
Speaker 1: Robert Otwin horror movie and it would be like three

991
00:50:26,239 --> 00:50:27,160
Speaker 1: and a half hours long.

992
00:50:29,320 --> 00:50:30,760
Speaker 2: That would be really fun to watch.

993
00:50:31,600 --> 00:50:35,120
Speaker 1: And then you know, I think this is so obvious

994
00:50:35,760 --> 00:50:39,440
Speaker 1: that maybe it's not worth saying at the end of

995
00:50:39,440 --> 00:50:41,280
Speaker 1: the day, but I'll say it. I think Wes Anderson

996
00:50:41,280 --> 00:50:46,240
Speaker 1: should make a fucking horror movie. Yeah, yeah, definitely, definitely, definitely.

997
00:50:46,960 --> 00:50:49,960
Speaker 1: So when I was I went on a trip recently,

998
00:50:50,000 --> 00:50:53,440
Speaker 1: I went to Texas and I I watched Asteroids City

999
00:50:54,080 --> 00:50:57,600
Speaker 1: on the plane home, which is Wes Anderson's newish film.

1000
00:50:58,320 --> 00:51:03,000
Speaker 1: And I had hate did his previous film, The French

1001
00:51:03,040 --> 00:51:06,959
Speaker 1: Dispatch so much that I was like begrudgingly pressing play

1002
00:51:06,960 --> 00:51:09,239
Speaker 1: on Asteroid City, but actually liked it. I actually liked

1003
00:51:09,960 --> 00:51:13,759
Speaker 1: Asteroid City more than I thought I would. But then

1004
00:51:14,280 --> 00:51:18,600
Speaker 1: it just really drove at this point where I'm just like, Okay,

1005
00:51:18,960 --> 00:51:22,680
Speaker 1: in these films that he does, he's already exploring trauma

1006
00:51:23,320 --> 00:51:29,480
Speaker 1: and you know, grief and these like dark subjects and

1007
00:51:29,560 --> 00:51:33,000
Speaker 1: I get that his his steees is that he's making

1008
00:51:33,040 --> 00:51:40,320
Speaker 1: these light, colorful, very formalistic films about dark subjects.

1009
00:51:40,719 --> 00:51:43,000
Speaker 2: But if he just did a fucking horror.

1010
00:51:42,680 --> 00:51:46,120
Speaker 1: Movie about it, it would be kind of amazing. Like

1011
00:51:46,160 --> 00:51:48,239
Speaker 1: I'm just like, oh, why don't you just fully go there,

1012
00:51:48,280 --> 00:51:51,960
Speaker 1: like instead of like packaging the dark subjects in a

1013
00:51:52,120 --> 00:51:57,640
Speaker 1: very light and childlike package, just doing a straight up

1014
00:51:57,680 --> 00:52:00,319
Speaker 1: horror movie. And I think he could actually be like

1015
00:52:00,360 --> 00:52:01,879
Speaker 1: one of those Powell and Pressburger films.

1016
00:52:01,920 --> 00:52:02,760
Speaker 2: It would be like this.

1017
00:52:04,360 --> 00:52:11,360
Speaker 1: Very vivacious, beautiful, color rich film, but then.

1018
00:52:11,360 --> 00:52:13,080
Speaker 2: Have some fucked up shit going on, and it would

1019
00:52:13,080 --> 00:52:13,680
Speaker 2: be really great.

1020
00:52:14,040 --> 00:52:14,440
Speaker 3: I don't know.

1021
00:52:14,920 --> 00:52:18,719
Speaker 2: I think it's solid, talk things out. I like it.

1022
00:52:19,760 --> 00:52:20,480
Speaker 3: Yeah, And like I.

1023
00:52:20,440 --> 00:52:22,000
Speaker 2: Said, I think that's an obvious choice.

1024
00:52:22,000 --> 00:52:23,680
Speaker 1: And I know that there are memes on the internet

1025
00:52:23,719 --> 00:52:27,160
Speaker 1: that like will take his trailers and make them horror

1026
00:52:27,239 --> 00:52:29,759
Speaker 1: and stuff like that, but he should just do straight

1027
00:52:29,800 --> 00:52:30,239
Speaker 1: up horror movie.

1028
00:52:30,280 --> 00:52:30,880
Speaker 2: That would be I think you.

1029
00:52:30,840 --> 00:52:31,600
Speaker 3: Should just do it.

1030
00:52:31,920 --> 00:52:35,239
Speaker 4: I agree, And I think that it's My last one

1031
00:52:35,320 --> 00:52:38,400
Speaker 4: is Steve McQueen for the almost the exact same reason,

1032
00:52:38,480 --> 00:52:41,719
Speaker 4: like he already touches upon these dark subjects and goes

1033
00:52:41,840 --> 00:52:43,280
Speaker 4: and goes really dark with them.

1034
00:52:43,440 --> 00:52:45,680
Speaker 3: Yeah, but I think he just needs to add more gore.

1035
00:52:46,800 --> 00:52:48,840
Speaker 4: Like if he just added some more gore to his

1036
00:52:48,960 --> 00:52:52,640
Speaker 4: existing ubra, it would be horror films.

1037
00:52:53,160 --> 00:52:55,920
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, and I think we both want a Billy

1038
00:52:56,000 --> 00:52:57,320
Speaker 2: Wilder horror movie.

1039
00:52:57,600 --> 00:53:05,000
Speaker 7: Yeah, naturally, we want Jack Lemon fucking having a hook

1040
00:53:05,080 --> 00:53:08,520
Speaker 7: hand and slicing people from crotch to brain.

1041
00:53:12,400 --> 00:53:17,560
Speaker 4: Just literally play this episode for your therapist. They'll save

1042
00:53:17,600 --> 00:53:21,279
Speaker 4: you some time and some money. Explain so much.

1043
00:53:23,880 --> 00:53:26,800
Speaker 3: Thank you Katy for that wonderful fucking question.

1044
00:53:27,360 --> 00:53:29,120
Speaker 2: Yes, I loved it so much.

1045
00:53:29,200 --> 00:53:33,080
Speaker 1: This episode so fun put me in the mood for

1046
00:53:33,200 --> 00:53:38,000
Speaker 1: hallowe get out there, do get tricker treaters.

1047
00:53:38,040 --> 00:53:41,279
Speaker 4: By the way, I don't know got no, I live

1048
00:53:41,360 --> 00:53:42,399
Speaker 4: way too far out of town.

1049
00:53:43,200 --> 00:53:45,760
Speaker 2: The squirrels are your trick or treaters. This is essentially

1050
00:53:45,800 --> 00:53:46,400
Speaker 2: what you're saying.

1051
00:53:47,760 --> 00:53:50,080
Speaker 4: The squirrel's trying to get into my They're trying to

1052
00:53:50,080 --> 00:53:52,719
Speaker 4: give me Halloween treats. They're like, here's some acorns and

1053
00:53:52,760 --> 00:53:54,400
Speaker 4: some crab apples, and I'm like, get out of my

1054
00:53:54,400 --> 00:53:55,040
Speaker 4: fucking house.

1055
00:53:56,280 --> 00:53:57,560
Speaker 3: I don't want your treats.

1056
00:53:57,880 --> 00:53:59,400
Speaker 2: Fuck these treats they suck.

1057
00:54:00,200 --> 00:54:03,319
Speaker 1: Okay, Well, listen, thanks to everybody who wrote in and

1058
00:54:03,360 --> 00:54:07,120
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1059
00:54:07,160 --> 00:54:09,439
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1060
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1061
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Speaker 3: This is a blast, Daniel.

1086
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Speaker 2: As always a fucking pleasure doing this podcast with you.

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1090
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