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Speaker 1: Welcome to This is Important, a production of I Heart Radio,

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Speaker 1: this show where we talk about what's obviously most critically

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Speaker 1: crucially important today on This is Important. And then I

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Speaker 1: just jumped off the dock in front of everybody that's

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Speaker 1: spread my butt chees, you know, and I feel like

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Speaker 1: man join and diarrhea for forty minutes straight. I do

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Speaker 1: need your mom to do it and send it please,

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Speaker 1: And here we go our work. Good morning, good morning,

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Speaker 1: good morning, little limping into the week post bros. Arcs.

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Speaker 1: Good morning, Adam and Adam. How are you feeling, friendship.

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Speaker 1: I'm feeling I'm feeling pretty good. Freak. Let's before we

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Speaker 1: do that, let's shout out good mornings. Um, let's shout

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Speaker 1: out good morning friendship. And also I'd like to shout

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Speaker 1: out Hot Pockets for coming through in the clutch. We

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Speaker 1: got a surprise gift by Hot Pockets sent us like

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Speaker 1: thirty boxes of Hot Pockets. I've got a lot of

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Speaker 1: T shirts for you guys. Get ready for those and

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Speaker 1: them Heather Gray's Hot Pocket T shirts. Really you got

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Speaker 1: some tease? I do have some teas. Should this be

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Speaker 1: our first give away? Whoa Hot Pocket tea? Yeah? Send

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Speaker 1: them to me. Give them to me. I'll give one

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Speaker 1: to each of you. That's that's the giveaways. Should we

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Speaker 1: clautograph those or who clautograph? And then and then Oakley Sunglasses.

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Speaker 1: I mean Stan Halen must have called in and said, yo,

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Speaker 1: bro hook up, damn boys, Oakley's rep. He's an Oakley's rep.

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Speaker 1: And we all had pretty sick wrap around Oakley's for

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Speaker 1: the weekend, which was really tight. Adam, I don't even

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Speaker 1: know if you remember doing the Brosox episode, but we're

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Speaker 1: sure shouted both those products out last episode. Did Yeah,

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Speaker 1: we talked about them pretty good, like it's happening right now,

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Speaker 1: but we're gonna go ahead and roll it into this

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Speaker 1: app and reshout him out. Yeah, before we start the Eppie,

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Speaker 1: let's reshout out to re shouted out last week and

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Speaker 1: it was very like, yeah, we have to do this again.

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Speaker 1: They showed up during the mid pod. They showed up

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Speaker 1: during mid pod. Oh yeah, no, I remember news the

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Speaker 1: headline is the T shirts though, I mean, that is

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Speaker 1: a fucking headline. Baby, Hey dude, I remember, Okay, we

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Speaker 1: were also were also wearing the we were wearing the

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Speaker 1: sunglasses the whole time. Yeah, dude, I remember, I remember okay, good, good,

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Speaker 1: just checking. Yeah. Well, to be fair, last week's episode

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Speaker 1: is very foggy in my brain. It wasn't exactly scheduled

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Speaker 1: the way I expected. I believe we even talked about

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Speaker 1: that on the pod, but we did it. What do

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Speaker 1: you mean that's a strong one. I didn't expect the bros.

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Speaker 1: Arks episode to start at ten am record I think

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Speaker 1: it's supposed to start it it was at eleven even

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Speaker 1: I know that time it was eleven because we kicked it. No, no, no, blake.

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Speaker 1: What happened was it was supposed to start at eleven.

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Speaker 1: We Isaac woke us up at like ten thirty being like, hey,

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Speaker 1: just say you know those our manager, Isaac, just so

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Speaker 1: you know, he was at the Bats the party. That's

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Speaker 1: how close we are to Isaac his penis. Let's give

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Speaker 1: him his flowers. I saw Isaac's budhole, fifty year old

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Speaker 1: man's very white pink buddle and uh. He woke us

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Speaker 1: up at like ten thirty and was like, yo, the

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Speaker 1: podcast starts in like thirty minutes, and were all were like, no,

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Speaker 1: it doesn't. And then at noon we finally got to

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Speaker 1: go and boy were re firing. Last week. I nearly

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Speaker 1: remember it and thanks for all those Uh was kidding.

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Speaker 1: I remember the whole Thingyle you ate an egg with

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Speaker 1: your bare hands. That's how firing we were. I was

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Speaker 1: so fucking hungry, bro Speaking of scheduling, nobody scheduled breakfast

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Speaker 1: from a bunch of hungry as dude. We talked about

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Speaker 1: that too. That one's on Dennis Divine. We did. So

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Speaker 1: we just recap. We do need to recap because in

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Speaker 1: all the days we were out there, we ate very

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Speaker 1: few meals. I did not eat much well because it

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Speaker 1: was it was Dennis Divine was like, don't worry, here's

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Speaker 1: the breakdown. Sandwiches this day. Uh, we're gonna have brought

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Speaker 1: worst this day. We're gonna have burgers, and we're gonna

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Speaker 1: havegs of spaghetti in the refrigerator next time we get in,

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Speaker 1: next time we get in on a trip. Man, I'd

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Speaker 1: love to be a part of the food committee, you know,

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Speaker 1: I don't know. I think I think we need to

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Speaker 1: they can keep us on some kind of schedule. Because

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Speaker 1: you know. And then we had the one dinner, here dinner,

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Speaker 1: come on, man, the one dinner. Okay, Joe Biden, So here,

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Speaker 1: come on man, who's come on? Man? So here's the breakdown.

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Speaker 1: Everyone got in Thursday night. We got very very drunk,

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Speaker 1: passed out, woke up the next morning, did the podcast.

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Speaker 1: It was pretty uneventful to that podcast because we hadn't

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Speaker 1: done most of the Batchelor party activities. We just got

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Speaker 1: it and we're like, someone pisced the bed and that's

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Speaker 1: that too. Hey, we're lucky that happened. The hot way

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Speaker 1: to come out and somebody you had barfed already. I

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Speaker 1: had already. I had pre barfed the night before you

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Speaker 1: guys even got in, because me and my two best men,

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Speaker 1: Zack and Kyle, got in the day before and aggressively

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Speaker 1: chugged beers. I puked the day before. So yeah, we

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Speaker 1: we limped into that podcast. But then the real festivities began.

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Speaker 1: We jet skied all day. Then we took the We

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Speaker 1: took the boat. Out. I thought we were just getting gas.

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Speaker 1: No one had a credit card. I'm the only person

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Speaker 1: the boat and then suddenly it's like, hey, let's go

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Speaker 1: let's go to the bar. And I'm like okay. And

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Speaker 1: then we go to the bar. There's like fifteen of

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Speaker 1: us and I'm the only one the credit cards, so

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Speaker 1: I bought us all drinks. You're welcome flowers for me?

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Speaker 1: Is that why I had to taxi these dudes across

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Speaker 1: the lake? We were on jet skis Blake and I,

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Speaker 1: and then we couldn't. You're not allowed to like tie

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Speaker 1: up a jet ski there, at least, so we were told.

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Speaker 1: So we had to go back and kick it. Ky.

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Speaker 1: You totally can, You totally can. Yeah. I did learn

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Speaker 1: And I'm like, okay, this is tight, dude. I'm like

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Speaker 1: a boating dude now. But I also don't think we

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Speaker 1: had ties. You came with ties, correct. The ties are

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Speaker 1: in the seat. That sounds real. The ties are in

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Speaker 1: this guy. And now we know. So we go to

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Speaker 1: this other We go to this pool bar and that's

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Speaker 1: when ship starts to get out of the city of Chompton, right,

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Speaker 1: it was a city of Chompton. Chompton, Yeah, shady gators,

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Speaker 1: And so we were we got just pretty fucking wasted

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Speaker 1: of there, that Bachelor red party was like, here, take

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Speaker 1: our pizza. They're taking our they're giving us pizza, we're

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Speaker 1: taking We're taking the pizza. We're leaving. They chased us

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Speaker 1: I think we showed us them their butts. I think

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Speaker 1: maybe one nipple came out. I don't quite remember. They're

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Speaker 1: stipping over well, yeah so they I mean, you can

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Speaker 1: the pot. Do you want to draw this stuff out? Man?

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Speaker 1: What was weird for me is that we were like

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Speaker 1: And then they were like, well, where are we all

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Speaker 1: going out on the docks, and we were like we're

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Speaker 1: we're going. And then as we drove away, for no reason,

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Speaker 1: no reasons because we were the coolest party crew in

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Speaker 1: the Zark's Baby. I mean based on the Oakleys were rocking. Yes,

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Speaker 1: the outfits were based on fifteen guys rocking wrap around

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Speaker 1: Oakley's no shoes, no shirts. Well, I would like to

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Speaker 1: shout out those girls because when they showed, when they

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Speaker 1: it like it got into your psychic way back. You're

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Speaker 1: like you know what I feel like on the way back.

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Speaker 1: Blakes like, I'm just gonna jump off the front of

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Speaker 1: the boat and we're like what, we will drive over you. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you'll yourself. I did that a couple of times, and

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Speaker 1: be like, hey, Blake, you're gonna die if you do that.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna swim back. Don't do that. You swam around

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Speaker 1: a complete fucking idia, I knew what I was doing bullshit, bro,

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Speaker 1: I did I know. I heard about it and I

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Speaker 1: got nervous. I heard about it, and I got nervous.

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Speaker 1: Blake is definitely the kind of guy to die during

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Speaker 1: a bachelor park Like, he's the type of guy that

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Speaker 1: and then he will like leap for it, and you know,

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Speaker 1: are that guy, pal, you are that guy. That guy.

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Speaker 1: We come back over, we get to our doc and

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Speaker 1: then for whatever reason, I think those girls like shaking

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Speaker 1: By the way. This is five pm, full sun. This

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Speaker 1: isn't this isn't late at night. This is full the

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Speaker 1: the lake. This is goofy, goofy what my mom said

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Speaker 1: when she heard about it. Some goofy boys. I really

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Speaker 1: love this new addition to the soundboard, But I do

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Speaker 1: need your mom to do it and send it please.

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Speaker 1: It's just a little weird. Where is that from? Because

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Speaker 1: I feel like my mom is copying because it's a

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Speaker 1: that's you doing your mother, that's your voice. Yeah, oh

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Speaker 1: that is me do okay. I was like I could

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Speaker 1: have sworn because she started going like goofy and silly

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Speaker 1: and like a sing song. He just in the last

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Speaker 1: like two years. I'm like, this has to be a

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Speaker 1: commercial or something that's you're doing an impression of your mother.

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Speaker 1: It must be toasty. Yeah, and we're doing goofy hangover

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Speaker 1: still happening right, and we get back over. I saw

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Speaker 1: I've never seen my best friends or any man like

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Speaker 1: in person. I've never seen their actual butth hole, but

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Speaker 1: I've seen Ther's is very nice looking butt holders. You've

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Speaker 1: got a very it's a clean it's very clean back there.

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Speaker 1: There's no hair. I don't know what you're talking about.

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Speaker 1: Speak speak on it, buddy. We took like a like

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Speaker 1: the sickest peedo tan right now. It is proper. Uh.

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Speaker 1: And then I just jumped off the dock in front

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Speaker 1: of everybody and spread my butt cheeks that's a good move.

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Speaker 1: The form, oh, the ramons, I was like, how do

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Speaker 1: we up at any here? Man? Yeah? The form on

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Speaker 1: it was exquisite. I'm like, if the rest of us

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Speaker 1: tried that, we wouldn't have been able to get our

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Speaker 1: hands the full spread yours. It was like a diver

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Speaker 1: level move, and I was very proud. Yeah, I was

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Speaker 1: good song. But like, right this phenomena, you gotta just

420
00:22:44,080 --> 00:22:49,639
Speaker 1: realign yourself a drag my world. He was. He was,

421
00:22:49,840 --> 00:22:52,439
Speaker 1: he was blasting off and and it makes sense for

422
00:22:52,560 --> 00:22:55,440
Speaker 1: later for the as the night progressed, we understand how

423
00:22:55,640 --> 00:22:59,359
Speaker 1: where it started and where it shall end. Absolutely so.

424
00:22:59,359 --> 00:23:04,280
Speaker 1: So they we go to the restaurant, Michael's Steak Chalet

425
00:23:04,560 --> 00:23:07,240
Speaker 1: here at Lake of the Ozarks. Let's shout him out

426
00:23:07,280 --> 00:23:11,800
Speaker 1: this place, Michael, still love you man? What an awesome

427
00:23:11,840 --> 00:23:15,480
Speaker 1: restaurant to go to. Oh, dude, I had salmon. I

428
00:23:15,600 --> 00:23:23,120
Speaker 1: fucking had salmon. Bro shut up, shut up, shut everybody,

429
00:23:23,119 --> 00:23:27,280
Speaker 1: Shut the funk up. Kyle, you have the floor. What

430
00:23:27,359 --> 00:23:33,080
Speaker 1: did you just say, Dude? I ordered and eight salmon.

431
00:23:33,440 --> 00:23:38,800
Speaker 1: This is not this is this is huge. It's like

432
00:23:38,840 --> 00:23:40,680
Speaker 1: the first time I've had any kind of a meeting

433
00:23:40,760 --> 00:23:45,280
Speaker 1: like foreign foreign change, you know five. Okay, now I'm

434
00:23:45,359 --> 00:23:47,919
Speaker 1: understanding the reference. That's why I stopped the presses. It

435
00:23:48,000 --> 00:23:51,480
Speaker 1: was like a big moment for me. Okay, sou Lloyd's

436
00:23:51,480 --> 00:23:53,840
Speaker 1: feel free to slide into Kyle's d m S and

437
00:23:54,800 --> 00:23:57,040
Speaker 1: bail on. Let him know how you feel if you

438
00:23:57,080 --> 00:24:00,639
Speaker 1: feel fully fully betrayed or used to. I mean, who's

439
00:24:00,680 --> 00:24:04,000
Speaker 1: fucking who's pescetarian out there? If you dig the pescetarian

440
00:24:04,160 --> 00:24:06,560
Speaker 1: lifestyle or what, because I'm highly considering it because that

441
00:24:06,640 --> 00:24:10,600
Speaker 1: salmon was bomb. I should Salmon's good. Yeah yeah you should, Yeah,

442
00:24:10,840 --> 00:24:13,439
Speaker 1: yeah you should. You should be pescetarian, and then slide

443
00:24:13,480 --> 00:24:19,480
Speaker 1: into cheeseburger, then get back into red meat a chicken.

444
00:24:19,920 --> 00:24:22,360
Speaker 1: It's a slippery slope. Yeah, then get some of them

445
00:24:22,440 --> 00:24:25,280
Speaker 1: land Kyle's man, it was really mean. I'm gonna say

446
00:24:25,320 --> 00:24:29,199
Speaker 1: this this salmon there was fucking fantastic. Absolutely yeah. And

447
00:24:29,240 --> 00:24:31,080
Speaker 1: so we go and they they have like what they

448
00:24:31,119 --> 00:24:33,440
Speaker 1: called the wine House, which is like a separate bar

449
00:24:33,600 --> 00:24:36,119
Speaker 1: restaurant just off to the side that is specifically for

450
00:24:36,280 --> 00:24:38,480
Speaker 1: private parties. So we had the run of the place.

451
00:24:38,520 --> 00:24:40,720
Speaker 1: There was no one around, and we just got to

452
00:24:40,800 --> 00:24:45,879
Speaker 1: throw down. And we came in hot, hot freak. Can

453
00:24:45,920 --> 00:24:49,320
Speaker 1: we talk about what our manager did before? Like he

454
00:24:49,400 --> 00:24:51,040
Speaker 1: was the first one in the building and he goes

455
00:24:51,240 --> 00:24:54,840
Speaker 1: right up to the waiter and waitress, who were fantastic,

456
00:24:54,840 --> 00:24:57,639
Speaker 1: and he goes, look here, guys, it's about to get wild.

457
00:24:58,200 --> 00:25:01,800
Speaker 1: Um just roll with it. Okay, don't worry about it.

458
00:25:02,119 --> 00:25:04,719
Speaker 1: Just it's gonna get crazy. Roll with it. And I

459
00:25:04,760 --> 00:25:07,439
Speaker 1: was like, you what, yeah, what is it about to

460
00:25:07,440 --> 00:25:11,000
Speaker 1: be a huge gay board? Right? So what kind of

461
00:25:11,160 --> 00:25:14,440
Speaker 1: was we'll get there. We'll get there. But like even

462
00:25:14,480 --> 00:25:17,440
Speaker 1: before that, me and Austin rolled in because we took

463
00:25:17,480 --> 00:25:20,520
Speaker 1: a little his car over there, and we talked to

464
00:25:20,600 --> 00:25:22,520
Speaker 1: them and they were like, we were gonna set up

465
00:25:22,560 --> 00:25:25,960
Speaker 1: this like Yeager Fountain, but we didn't want to go overboard.

466
00:25:26,000 --> 00:25:27,560
Speaker 1: We didn't want you to think we were crazy. Over

467
00:25:27,920 --> 00:25:29,280
Speaker 1: We looked at each other and We're like, are you

468
00:25:29,320 --> 00:25:34,879
Speaker 1: fucking kidding me? Set that bitch up. Yeager fountain was

469
00:25:34,920 --> 00:25:38,280
Speaker 1: pretty sick. Although its smell got off, everybody was just

470
00:25:38,440 --> 00:25:42,159
Speaker 1: licking it, so like a full Yeager fountain that just

471
00:25:42,240 --> 00:25:44,760
Speaker 1: kept pouring Yeager, so you would just stick your cup.

472
00:25:44,920 --> 00:25:47,280
Speaker 1: It was just like a wedding where you would have

473
00:25:47,320 --> 00:25:53,199
Speaker 1: like chocolate straight up. It was Yeager baby, and you

474
00:25:53,320 --> 00:25:55,880
Speaker 1: just stip your your cup in. So we took so

475
00:25:55,920 --> 00:26:00,159
Speaker 1: many shots, not even shots, we were drinking cups of her.

476
00:26:02,200 --> 00:26:04,439
Speaker 1: That's where it started. And then we all, you know,

477
00:26:04,440 --> 00:26:07,160
Speaker 1: we're all sitting down, we're ordering, and then I don't

478
00:26:07,200 --> 00:26:09,560
Speaker 1: I forget who started. I think it was Isaac. I

479
00:26:09,560 --> 00:26:13,560
Speaker 1: think he took his shirt off, like right after he ordered.

480
00:26:13,560 --> 00:26:15,639
Speaker 1: He took his shirt off. I remember looking at him

481
00:26:15,680 --> 00:26:18,280
Speaker 1: and being like, dude, what are you doing. Not sure

482
00:26:18,320 --> 00:26:21,760
Speaker 1: who started it, but if it's Isaac, big big props

483
00:26:21,800 --> 00:26:24,239
Speaker 1: to is yeah, some ship's gonna run down yet. Well,

484
00:26:24,280 --> 00:26:27,240
Speaker 1: he just told the wepe staff that it's gonna get crazy,

485
00:26:27,320 --> 00:26:28,800
Speaker 1: so he was the only one with the shirt off.

486
00:26:28,840 --> 00:26:30,919
Speaker 1: And then I think it got interpreted as you know,

487
00:26:31,080 --> 00:26:34,240
Speaker 1: you take your shirt off after you order, because he

488
00:26:34,280 --> 00:26:37,520
Speaker 1: didn't order that early though, yes, well, then maybe we

489
00:26:37,520 --> 00:26:39,960
Speaker 1: were justifying it with the person next to his ordering.

490
00:26:40,040 --> 00:26:42,760
Speaker 1: The orders started over there. I want to say it

491
00:26:42,840 --> 00:26:45,760
Speaker 1: was Zach. I don't remember who started. No, Zach was

492
00:26:45,840 --> 00:26:48,439
Speaker 1: all the way over. Zack's probably justified it because he

493
00:26:48,480 --> 00:26:50,760
Speaker 1: was on another one with absurdities that night, and it

494
00:26:50,920 --> 00:26:53,680
Speaker 1: was fucking fantastic. I'm sure Zach came up with the

495
00:26:53,760 --> 00:26:57,040
Speaker 1: take your shirt off so she knows you've ordered, which

496
00:26:57,080 --> 00:27:00,840
Speaker 1: is essentially the pattern that we all too. It was

497
00:27:00,960 --> 00:27:04,359
Speaker 1: the best. Yeah, so everyone around the table, the full

498
00:27:04,480 --> 00:27:08,920
Speaker 1: like what seventeen or maybe eighteen guys that men, full

499
00:27:08,960 --> 00:27:10,960
Speaker 1: grown men, adult men or that are too old to

500
00:27:11,000 --> 00:27:15,119
Speaker 1: be doing when you ordered your food, you took your

501
00:27:15,119 --> 00:27:19,240
Speaker 1: shirt off afterwards. And then it took the waitress so

502
00:27:19,320 --> 00:27:21,720
Speaker 1: long to realize what we were doing, until finally she

503
00:27:21,840 --> 00:27:24,399
Speaker 1: was like, oh my god, you guys are taking your

504
00:27:24,400 --> 00:27:27,000
Speaker 1: shirts off so I know that you ordered. That's so sweet,

505
00:27:27,119 --> 00:27:29,840
Speaker 1: and we're like, and she might have been fucking with us,

506
00:27:29,880 --> 00:27:32,119
Speaker 1: but we're all too funcked up to even know if

507
00:27:32,119 --> 00:27:34,040
Speaker 1: she was working with us or not. And so we

508
00:27:34,080 --> 00:27:35,679
Speaker 1: all had our shirts off at this point and then

509
00:27:35,680 --> 00:27:39,480
Speaker 1: they had the like napkins wait but we had it's

510
00:27:39,520 --> 00:27:41,680
Speaker 1: a long table, so as people were taking their shirt

511
00:27:41,720 --> 00:27:43,640
Speaker 1: off on one side, other people on the other side

512
00:27:43,640 --> 00:27:45,320
Speaker 1: didn't know what was going on, and we were shouting

513
00:27:45,720 --> 00:27:48,760
Speaker 1: very loudly. You once you order, you have to take

514
00:27:48,800 --> 00:27:52,560
Speaker 1: your shirt off, so she knows. So she knows, so

515
00:27:52,640 --> 00:27:55,840
Speaker 1: she it's already too, it's already chaotic. This is a restaurant, like,

516
00:27:56,000 --> 00:27:58,800
Speaker 1: let's try and get some order here. If you've ordered

517
00:27:58,800 --> 00:28:01,560
Speaker 1: to take your shirt off. She's definitely going around the

518
00:28:01,600 --> 00:28:05,639
Speaker 1: table taking orders like normal and wouldn't skip anywere It

519
00:28:05,680 --> 00:28:09,359
Speaker 1: wasn't hard, It wasn't like we were like just mingling

520
00:28:09,400 --> 00:28:11,560
Speaker 1: amongst the bar. We were sitting in the table. So

521
00:28:11,680 --> 00:28:14,880
Speaker 1: you just go down the line ex effort to loan

522
00:28:15,040 --> 00:28:19,520
Speaker 1: souls that. Oh yeah. And so you can see the

523
00:28:19,600 --> 00:28:22,159
Speaker 1: restaurant from out the window, like we're in our private

524
00:28:22,200 --> 00:28:24,840
Speaker 1: little area, this private building just off there, and then

525
00:28:24,880 --> 00:28:27,720
Speaker 1: there's a courtyard between the restaurant, a courtyard and then

526
00:28:27,720 --> 00:28:30,240
Speaker 1: the little building that we're a nice restaurant, very nice.

527
00:28:30,359 --> 00:28:32,560
Speaker 1: And and by the way, that that courtyard was also

528
00:28:32,680 --> 00:28:36,439
Speaker 1: getting the feed to our half songs to our music, right,

529
00:28:37,119 --> 00:28:39,720
Speaker 1: so we didn't carry that torch. The guy was deejaying

530
00:28:39,960 --> 00:28:44,000
Speaker 1: on the party bus also took the ox at the restaurant,

531
00:28:44,840 --> 00:28:48,880
Speaker 1: took it from and was playing twenty second songs, still

532
00:28:48,960 --> 00:28:52,920
Speaker 1: driving us crazy. Almost. People were not thrilled. No, no, no

533
00:28:52,800 --> 00:28:56,120
Speaker 1: no, no no, well, driving you crazy, I enjoy. People were

534
00:28:56,160 --> 00:28:59,959
Speaker 1: getting offended. Yes, your boy, I'll say his names are

535
00:29:00,040 --> 00:29:02,840
Speaker 1: for the j was not thrilled. I think he was

536
00:29:02,920 --> 00:29:08,080
Speaker 1: getting fucking p o j oh yeah, Tader salad, Yeah, Jeff, Jeff,

537
00:29:08,520 --> 00:29:15,440
Speaker 1: Jeff Jack. He was screaming Jeff, he's about to fight. Yeah,

538
00:29:16,240 --> 00:29:18,320
Speaker 1: that's that's his thing, you know, he wants to get

539
00:29:18,360 --> 00:29:20,520
Speaker 1: he wants to get piste off about something. Right. Yeah,

540
00:29:20,640 --> 00:29:22,760
Speaker 1: physical guy, he's a big he's a big physical man.

541
00:29:23,080 --> 00:29:25,920
Speaker 1: And so anyway, so you can see the uh, the

542
00:29:25,960 --> 00:29:28,960
Speaker 1: restaurant through and we're by this point we're all shirtless

543
00:29:29,200 --> 00:29:32,320
Speaker 1: with our napkins tied around our necks, tied around our head.

544
00:29:32,440 --> 00:29:36,400
Speaker 1: That's right. That was just also because oh no, the

545
00:29:36,520 --> 00:29:38,560
Speaker 1: napkins around the neck was after it had been a

546
00:29:38,560 --> 00:29:40,560
Speaker 1: little bit of time, and it was just to show

547
00:29:40,600 --> 00:29:42,400
Speaker 1: that we were wrong. I think that's he was to

548
00:29:42,440 --> 00:29:44,600
Speaker 1: show you had received your food. Yeah, no, it was

549
00:29:44,720 --> 00:29:47,240
Speaker 1: just to show that we were getting hungry, like right,

550
00:29:48,320 --> 00:29:50,520
Speaker 1: And so then and then and then there's a little

551
00:29:50,520 --> 00:29:52,920
Speaker 1: bit there's like a twenty minute wait to get all

552
00:29:52,960 --> 00:29:56,400
Speaker 1: of our food. So we're and then we're like, oh,

553
00:29:56,520 --> 00:30:01,320
Speaker 1: let's start drinking in earnest and we are just chugging drinks,

554
00:30:01,840 --> 00:30:03,840
Speaker 1: hitting the like we have our own private bar with

555
00:30:03,840 --> 00:30:07,480
Speaker 1: our own bartender. That guy was awesome. He's pouring us drinks,

556
00:30:07,480 --> 00:30:11,560
Speaker 1: he's pouring us shots. Uh. Then they bring out bottles

557
00:30:11,560 --> 00:30:19,160
Speaker 1: of champagne with a gun that squirting from across the room,

558
00:30:20,080 --> 00:30:22,440
Speaker 1: and the whole room was sticky by the time we left,

559
00:30:22,880 --> 00:30:25,760
Speaker 1: just like mouth open getting hosed. It looked like I

560
00:30:25,840 --> 00:30:28,000
Speaker 1: pissed myself because it ran down and then just like

561
00:30:28,800 --> 00:30:31,760
Speaker 1: on my dick area. So every photo let me get

562
00:30:34,640 --> 00:30:37,240
Speaker 1: That was the best part about the whole experiences. Like, yeah,

563
00:30:37,280 --> 00:30:39,880
Speaker 1: we came in, Isaac came in. He's like, yo, just

564
00:30:39,960 --> 00:30:42,120
Speaker 1: in just so you know this is gonna get crazy.

565
00:30:42,280 --> 00:30:44,640
Speaker 1: But like, they were the ones who set up the

566
00:30:44,720 --> 00:30:47,160
Speaker 1: jager fountain, they were the ones who brought out the

567
00:30:47,240 --> 00:30:49,920
Speaker 1: champagne gun. So it was for me, it was like

568
00:30:49,960 --> 00:30:52,880
Speaker 1: it's green light, it's green light. Anything goes, take your shirt.

569
00:30:53,480 --> 00:30:55,720
Speaker 1: It was a safe space. Yeah, we were all in

570
00:30:55,760 --> 00:30:59,320
Speaker 1: the same room. It was awesome. It was green light. Yeah.

571
00:30:59,400 --> 00:31:01,200
Speaker 1: So I don't want anybody to think we were being

572
00:31:01,240 --> 00:31:04,680
Speaker 1: like disrespectful to the establishment. And I feel like we

573
00:31:04,680 --> 00:31:08,760
Speaker 1: were all having fun. Big Michael steaksh fans if like

574
00:31:08,920 --> 00:31:11,640
Speaker 1: of the Ozarks, if you come here, go to Michael's. Yeah,

575
00:31:11,880 --> 00:31:13,920
Speaker 1: check them out. And we were being served by the

576
00:31:13,960 --> 00:31:16,600
Speaker 1: son of the restaurant and the and his and his

577
00:31:16,640 --> 00:31:19,280
Speaker 1: wife or girlfriend. Yeah, that's true. I missed that little

578
00:31:19,280 --> 00:31:23,320
Speaker 1: bit of history. What. Yeah, I didn't know that. Yeah.

579
00:31:23,360 --> 00:31:25,480
Speaker 1: Oh you didn't talk to the staff. Is that is

580
00:31:25,480 --> 00:31:28,800
Speaker 1: that how you live? Wow? I was starving down here

581
00:31:29,760 --> 00:31:32,800
Speaker 1: that I was starving. I'm busy with my salmon. I

582
00:31:32,800 --> 00:31:35,480
Speaker 1: don't care about you and I have salmon. I can't

583
00:31:35,480 --> 00:31:39,400
Speaker 1: be they got my fish. Yeah, no, I'm not interested.

584
00:31:39,480 --> 00:31:41,520
Speaker 1: But now I am right now I am currently So

585
00:31:41,560 --> 00:31:46,080
Speaker 1: that's cool. Uh. Yeah. I talked with the the bartender

586
00:31:46,120 --> 00:31:47,760
Speaker 1: guy for a little bit and he was telling me

587
00:31:47,840 --> 00:31:50,840
Speaker 1: that it used to be like a mafia hangout. Yes,

588
00:31:52,000 --> 00:31:55,440
Speaker 1: back in the day. That's that's the backstory of Michaels. Wow,

589
00:31:55,720 --> 00:31:58,239
Speaker 1: forget about it. God, I'm so glad we didn't hear

590
00:31:58,240 --> 00:31:59,880
Speaker 1: that earlier, or else we would have all been just

591
00:32:00,000 --> 00:32:04,000
Speaker 1: shouting like Mafia to think about what can I take

592
00:32:04,040 --> 00:32:07,800
Speaker 1: a quick pivot because last night I watched episode one

593
00:32:07,840 --> 00:32:10,280
Speaker 1: of Ozarks, and I'm so glad I didn't watch that

594
00:32:10,360 --> 00:32:13,360
Speaker 1: before I actually went to the Ozarks, because I feel

595
00:32:13,400 --> 00:32:17,200
Speaker 1: like I would have been like, ship, Ship's going down, dude,

596
00:32:17,800 --> 00:32:21,120
Speaker 1: you've never seen it. No, I've never watched it. I

597
00:32:21,160 --> 00:32:24,480
Speaker 1: had to visit before I would turn it on. That's cool, right, Yeah,

598
00:32:24,640 --> 00:32:29,760
Speaker 1: that's how you are about everything. Right, Absolutely visit the location. Right,

599
00:32:30,000 --> 00:32:32,880
Speaker 1: you went to Albuquerque? Yeah, he can't go to Rome

600
00:32:33,000 --> 00:32:38,880
Speaker 1: until he watched HBO's mid two thousand's um series Grow

601
00:32:39,800 --> 00:32:45,960
Speaker 1: Like show's name places, show's name place. I actually liked

602
00:32:46,000 --> 00:32:48,600
Speaker 1: that show. In the show Ozarks, they say the thing

603
00:32:48,680 --> 00:32:50,640
Speaker 1: that I heard about a hundred times while we were

604
00:32:50,680 --> 00:32:53,600
Speaker 1: at the Ozarks, where they're like, it's the coastline. The

605
00:32:54,320 --> 00:32:57,080
Speaker 1: lake is as long as the California coastline. They say

606
00:32:57,120 --> 00:32:59,680
Speaker 1: that ship every fucking thirty minutes in that show, and

607
00:32:59,720 --> 00:33:02,240
Speaker 1: that's is very long. That is a pretty interesting tidbit

608
00:33:02,320 --> 00:33:05,360
Speaker 1: of info. Yeah, it is a weird fact. Yeah, what

609
00:33:05,600 --> 00:33:12,440
Speaker 1: fucking dork realized that? Honey, look at this. You can

610
00:33:12,560 --> 00:33:15,480
Speaker 1: ride on a boat forever. They're like to get to

611
00:33:15,560 --> 00:33:20,920
Speaker 1: my aunt and uncles house, it's a minute drive. It's

612
00:33:21,000 --> 00:33:22,680
Speaker 1: over an hour and a half by boat. It's just

613
00:33:22,800 --> 00:33:25,719
Speaker 1: how the lake works. I don't get that. Yeah, it's

614
00:33:25,720 --> 00:33:27,920
Speaker 1: pretty because it snakes around, so you're able to just

615
00:33:28,080 --> 00:33:30,280
Speaker 1: drive over here, and it snakes around, so you gotta

616
00:33:30,320 --> 00:33:32,080
Speaker 1: go all the way up and all the way down

617
00:33:32,160 --> 00:33:34,400
Speaker 1: around to get to their house. But you could just

618
00:33:34,560 --> 00:33:38,920
Speaker 1: drive right over there. It snakes around. There's snakes, right

619
00:33:39,040 --> 00:33:41,840
Speaker 1: if the lakes like this, and then they're living here

620
00:33:41,880 --> 00:33:43,640
Speaker 1: and here by boat you have to go all the

621
00:33:43,680 --> 00:33:47,440
Speaker 1: way down. Everything you're doing right now, Kyle not helping,

622
00:33:47,640 --> 00:33:49,520
Speaker 1: what do you mean? And then there's other places like

623
00:33:49,600 --> 00:33:52,040
Speaker 1: you can't get to Shady Gators from my parents house.

624
00:33:52,360 --> 00:33:54,520
Speaker 1: By car, it would take like an hour. That's what

625
00:33:54,560 --> 00:33:56,240
Speaker 1: I'm saying. That's what I would expect it would be.

626
00:33:56,440 --> 00:33:59,520
Speaker 1: But by boat it's it's like a three minute. It

627
00:33:59,640 --> 00:34:03,000
Speaker 1: goes by jet ski, it's like ten minutes jet ski.

628
00:34:03,080 --> 00:34:05,120
Speaker 1: It's real quick. Hey, just look at a map, Palmy,

629
00:34:05,240 --> 00:34:09,560
Speaker 1: I can't. My parents wouldn't let me. I still hold faster. Yeah,

630
00:34:10,000 --> 00:34:12,799
Speaker 1: I can't read maps. I can't read maps. I can't

631
00:34:12,840 --> 00:34:15,080
Speaker 1: read maps. I can't tell time. There's a lot of things.

632
00:34:15,160 --> 00:34:27,880
Speaker 1: Will you hold my penis? Absolutely? I went to a

633
00:34:28,000 --> 00:34:30,960
Speaker 1: flathead lake right after. That's a big fucking la too.

634
00:34:31,360 --> 00:34:33,520
Speaker 1: But you're just a lake boy. I mean, I was

635
00:34:33,560 --> 00:34:35,560
Speaker 1: back on the jet skis the day after I left

636
00:34:35,640 --> 00:34:38,759
Speaker 1: you guys on one from like nine. It was so tight.

637
00:34:38,880 --> 00:34:41,839
Speaker 1: I know. I love that their life changing. Yeah, well

638
00:34:41,880 --> 00:34:45,120
Speaker 1: you you called it early Friday night because you had to. Uh,

639
00:34:46,080 --> 00:34:47,680
Speaker 1: you had a big family day the next day, in

640
00:34:47,680 --> 00:34:50,320
Speaker 1: a big travel day, So I totally understand that. I

641
00:34:50,360 --> 00:34:53,320
Speaker 1: didn't want to show up super destroyed to the family

642
00:34:53,400 --> 00:34:57,400
Speaker 1: reunion and you would have. Like, my hangover was so

643
00:34:57,680 --> 00:35:00,799
Speaker 1: severe it was a legit. I've never I've barely had

644
00:35:00,840 --> 00:35:03,600
Speaker 1: a two day hangover in my life. I maybe had

645
00:35:03,760 --> 00:35:07,000
Speaker 1: like one or two of those. Ever, Uh, this was

646
00:35:07,080 --> 00:35:09,560
Speaker 1: like a legit three day hangover. And this is too

647
00:35:09,640 --> 00:35:13,600
Speaker 1: much information. The third day, my body was so extended,

648
00:35:13,880 --> 00:35:16,120
Speaker 1: like I had just a stelly that wouldn't go down,

649
00:35:16,760 --> 00:35:21,759
Speaker 1: And your body was both extended and distand distended you

650
00:35:21,840 --> 00:35:24,960
Speaker 1: were taller and your belly stuck out. I was. I

651
00:35:25,120 --> 00:35:29,480
Speaker 1: was bloated for sure, and uh, I legit, this is

652
00:35:29,560 --> 00:35:34,800
Speaker 1: gross diarrhea for forty minutes straight. Oh, hold on, I

653
00:35:34,960 --> 00:35:42,120
Speaker 1: haven't had diarrhea. Drops in a minute. There is the

654
00:35:42,200 --> 00:35:44,880
Speaker 1: cause of diarrhea. Do you mind if I talked to

655
00:35:44,960 --> 00:35:48,400
Speaker 1: you about diarrhea? Got five? This dude does hell of

656
00:35:48,560 --> 00:35:53,560
Speaker 1: diarrhea forty minutes, didn't stop? And are you sure that's

657
00:35:53,600 --> 00:35:56,640
Speaker 1: from the alcohol? Or did you eat something that day? Yeah?

658
00:35:56,760 --> 00:35:59,200
Speaker 1: Did you swallow us a lake snake? No? I did.

659
00:35:59,280 --> 00:36:02,600
Speaker 1: I liked who sounded disgusting to me. I didn't need anything.

660
00:36:02,640 --> 00:36:05,640
Speaker 1: What dehydrates you? Right, when you dehydrate, you spray diarrhea.

661
00:36:05,920 --> 00:36:08,200
Speaker 1: When that's like how it works. It's weird, but that's

662
00:36:08,200 --> 00:36:11,400
Speaker 1: how it works, the cause of diarrhea. Yeah. Uh so

663
00:36:11,480 --> 00:36:13,520
Speaker 1: it was like a legit three day banger for me,

664
00:36:13,640 --> 00:36:15,759
Speaker 1: which I've never experienced. I was like looking up, like,

665
00:36:16,160 --> 00:36:19,040
Speaker 1: do I have alcohol poisoning like you did? Yes? You

666
00:36:19,160 --> 00:36:23,920
Speaker 1: definitely did. I do. Like how they're like I had

667
00:36:23,960 --> 00:36:26,359
Speaker 1: alcohol poisoning. It's like, well, you drank poison I bet

668
00:36:26,400 --> 00:36:30,640
Speaker 1: everybody did. Oh for sure? Train ride home was living

669
00:36:30,680 --> 00:36:33,680
Speaker 1: in at night Do you think you like living in

670
00:36:33,760 --> 00:36:36,200
Speaker 1: a nightmare? It's weird because the three days that we

671
00:36:36,239 --> 00:36:38,359
Speaker 1: were there, right, that's all it was, was like three

672
00:36:38,520 --> 00:36:41,640
Speaker 1: days felt like a week, right, Like the second day

673
00:36:41,800 --> 00:36:44,760
Speaker 1: felt like a fucking like three or four days because

674
00:36:44,800 --> 00:36:46,759
Speaker 1: every day had chapped when we had dinner, and then

675
00:36:46,840 --> 00:36:49,520
Speaker 1: after dinner it was like fucking ay. So it makes

676
00:36:49,520 --> 00:36:51,279
Speaker 1: sense that you're going to have a hangover for three

677
00:36:51,360 --> 00:36:54,000
Speaker 1: days because you drank like for a week and a

678
00:36:54,040 --> 00:36:56,840
Speaker 1: half in three days. But also we were being woken

679
00:36:56,920 --> 00:36:59,360
Speaker 1: up at the crack of dawn to do podcast that

680
00:36:59,520 --> 00:37:03,360
Speaker 1: is true to ruin everything. What the fuck? No, you

681
00:37:03,480 --> 00:37:10,040
Speaker 1: woke up it like the I think the appropriate time

682
00:37:10,120 --> 00:37:15,080
Speaker 1: to wake up after extreme partying is two o'clock. Extreck.

683
00:37:15,200 --> 00:37:16,680
Speaker 1: By the way, I think I took a picture of

684
00:37:16,760 --> 00:37:22,200
Speaker 1: Blake uh sleeping because this dude, we know Blake will

685
00:37:22,360 --> 00:37:26,919
Speaker 1: just sleep in the most insane positions you've ever seen.

686
00:37:27,160 --> 00:37:30,560
Speaker 1: Like he'll just find a corner, Like he'll find like

687
00:37:30,600 --> 00:37:32,319
Speaker 1: a piece of paper and put it over his face

688
00:37:32,400 --> 00:37:35,520
Speaker 1: to sleep. Oh yeah, totally I saw that. He's like, oh,

689
00:37:35,960 --> 00:37:39,920
Speaker 1: here's a dripping faucet. Maybe I'll just crawl underneath it

690
00:37:39,960 --> 00:37:42,879
Speaker 1: and sleep here. Oh this is behind the toilet. Sure,

691
00:37:43,000 --> 00:37:45,760
Speaker 1: this is a good place just to nap for a while. Yeah,

692
00:37:46,440 --> 00:37:49,680
Speaker 1: Like it's never like a comfortable like, oh, this is

693
00:37:49,719 --> 00:37:52,320
Speaker 1: a comfy rug, And here's a blanket, and here's a

694
00:37:52,320 --> 00:37:54,520
Speaker 1: little pillow. I'll just I'll just crash here. He slept

695
00:37:54,680 --> 00:37:59,279
Speaker 1: next to a bed on the floor. Yeah, sometimes it's

696
00:37:59,280 --> 00:38:02,400
Speaker 1: a long all up top. Wait you did this time around?

697
00:38:02,440 --> 00:38:05,960
Speaker 1: You slept next to a sleep Oh that's not good

698
00:38:06,040 --> 00:38:08,520
Speaker 1: for the knees. Right there, sun was coming straight in

699
00:38:08,640 --> 00:38:11,040
Speaker 1: through the window. Come on, I know, but like your legs,

700
00:38:11,120 --> 00:38:13,400
Speaker 1: you're not even on a side position. You don't. I

701
00:38:13,480 --> 00:38:16,240
Speaker 1: woke up in my my feet. There was no blood

702
00:38:16,280 --> 00:38:18,600
Speaker 1: in my I was gonna say, you're cutting off circulation,

703
00:38:18,760 --> 00:38:21,959
Speaker 1: like that's that's circulation. Hold up, look at this dude.

704
00:38:22,080 --> 00:38:26,120
Speaker 1: Socks the socks are like half on my feet. My

705
00:38:26,760 --> 00:38:31,200
Speaker 1: my heels started boulder socks halfway off. He sleeps heels out.

706
00:38:31,360 --> 00:38:36,080
Speaker 1: My heels started to get hot. Hot heels hot hot,

707
00:38:36,160 --> 00:38:41,440
Speaker 1: hot hot hot. So I guess like when you're sleeping

708
00:38:41,520 --> 00:38:43,759
Speaker 1: like that, anytime is going to be too early because

709
00:38:43,800 --> 00:38:46,640
Speaker 1: you're getting fucking garbage as sleep. Oh yeah, no, I

710
00:38:46,760 --> 00:38:49,239
Speaker 1: don't think I slept at all. By the way, the

711
00:38:49,440 --> 00:38:52,800
Speaker 1: radiation of your phone on your nuts, Dude, my testicles

712
00:38:52,800 --> 00:38:54,800
Speaker 1: are dead? Is that just so you can get a

713
00:38:55,920 --> 00:39:00,360
Speaker 1: what's that about me? What's weird? Is I didn't. I

714
00:39:00,520 --> 00:39:04,520
Speaker 1: never blacked out. I didn't like truly blackout. We think

715
00:39:05,120 --> 00:39:08,680
Speaker 1: like I think it's I think it's because when we

716
00:39:08,840 --> 00:39:11,200
Speaker 1: were moving around, we were doing so many different things.

717
00:39:11,320 --> 00:39:14,840
Speaker 1: There's so much stimuli that I was able to remember.

718
00:39:15,520 --> 00:39:17,719
Speaker 1: It's usually like you get too drunk out of bar

719
00:39:18,040 --> 00:39:20,200
Speaker 1: and then you just get put in a car and

720
00:39:20,280 --> 00:39:22,600
Speaker 1: you go home. Do you remember us trying to lift

721
00:39:22,680 --> 00:39:25,279
Speaker 1: you and when we were watching Men in Black on

722
00:39:25,360 --> 00:39:27,960
Speaker 1: the last night and you were like, I do remember that,

723
00:39:28,560 --> 00:39:32,880
Speaker 1: and you were like keeping your weight down, and I

724
00:39:32,960 --> 00:39:34,840
Speaker 1: didn't want to go drink more, but I was I

725
00:39:34,960 --> 00:39:38,080
Speaker 1: was made too bro. It was one of the tightest things.

726
00:39:38,200 --> 00:39:41,400
Speaker 1: Like Oko was like so mad that he couldn't get

727
00:39:41,480 --> 00:39:44,600
Speaker 1: you up. He was just like guys like he was

728
00:39:44,719 --> 00:39:47,799
Speaker 1: just like, I'm like, he can't. It's physically impossible. It's

729
00:39:47,800 --> 00:39:49,960
Speaker 1: going to take eight men to lift them up. He's like, no,

730
00:39:50,320 --> 00:39:52,560
Speaker 1: get over here, lift him up. We gotta go to

731
00:39:52,600 --> 00:39:55,839
Speaker 1: the dock. There's funny photos of you guys like aggressively

732
00:39:55,960 --> 00:39:59,600
Speaker 1: trying to lift me up. Well, we didn't get into

733
00:39:59,640 --> 00:40:02,080
Speaker 1: what happen after dinner that night. Oh dinner. No, we're

734
00:40:02,120 --> 00:40:05,480
Speaker 1: still marching through. We're still marching through. We're still marching chronological.

735
00:40:05,880 --> 00:40:08,560
Speaker 1: I'm piecing it. Yeah, it's a lot for a sober

736
00:40:08,600 --> 00:40:11,240
Speaker 1: guy to piece together. This is a fractured fairy tale.

737
00:40:11,880 --> 00:40:15,840
Speaker 1: So we wrap up dinner. Meanwhile, a Tiba picked up

738
00:40:15,880 --> 00:40:21,440
Speaker 1: the whole check for the That was incredible. He didn't

739
00:40:21,440 --> 00:40:23,799
Speaker 1: know that. I think he left both his credit card

740
00:40:24,040 --> 00:40:28,400
Speaker 1: and driver's license there. Yeah. I also think he did goofy,

741
00:40:29,400 --> 00:40:32,520
Speaker 1: so big, big thanks to him. So anyways, so we

742
00:40:33,120 --> 00:40:36,200
Speaker 1: are wrapped up at dinner, paid for it, we're out.

743
00:40:36,280 --> 00:40:38,359
Speaker 1: We're trying to see what we're gonna do next. We're

744
00:40:38,360 --> 00:40:41,160
Speaker 1: gonna go to some bars on the strip area and

745
00:40:41,840 --> 00:40:45,879
Speaker 1: uh Der's set the two brothers in into a car

746
00:40:46,120 --> 00:40:47,799
Speaker 1: to go home. They were done for the night. They

747
00:40:47,840 --> 00:40:50,480
Speaker 1: were finished, they were done. They were toast, they were toasted, cooked,

748
00:40:50,640 --> 00:40:52,759
Speaker 1: and we were like we still got a little. I

749
00:40:52,800 --> 00:40:55,920
Speaker 1: mean also, we were all sauced up. They had, they

750
00:40:55,960 --> 00:40:57,719
Speaker 1: were done for. They were done. Yeah, they were like

751
00:40:57,920 --> 00:41:00,839
Speaker 1: smothered in sauce and they were passing out while sitting down.

752
00:41:00,880 --> 00:41:04,879
Speaker 1: They were smothered and covered. They were yeager fountain drunk.

753
00:41:04,920 --> 00:41:07,680
Speaker 1: And so you did you uber them? So I go

754
00:41:08,000 --> 00:41:09,799
Speaker 1: all right, let's because it was like for whatever reason.

755
00:41:09,840 --> 00:41:11,160
Speaker 1: We had to wait for them to go home so

756
00:41:11,320 --> 00:41:12,799
Speaker 1: we could go. So we were like, all right, I'll

757
00:41:12,840 --> 00:41:15,240
Speaker 1: get him an uber. What's the address? No man left behind?

758
00:41:16,680 --> 00:41:19,680
Speaker 1: And someone goes like one one, two or three or

759
00:41:19,719 --> 00:41:23,000
Speaker 1: four whatever, um whatever, the street is right, the address

760
00:41:23,080 --> 00:41:27,560
Speaker 1: our Katie Gator lane and I go all right, typing

761
00:41:27,600 --> 00:41:30,520
Speaker 1: it in and we're like it fills in. The address

762
00:41:30,880 --> 00:41:33,680
Speaker 1: popped up and I go, yeah, hit it, and then

763
00:41:33,719 --> 00:41:37,560
Speaker 1: I read it back to people. Your dad said yeah,

764
00:41:38,000 --> 00:41:42,000
Speaker 1: oh yeah, for sure, for sure. My dad just said,

765
00:41:42,360 --> 00:41:45,800
Speaker 1: h yeah, that's it. I don't give a Later he

766
00:41:45,920 --> 00:41:48,879
Speaker 1: kept saying his own address back to us, and we're like, Dad,

767
00:41:49,000 --> 00:41:51,200
Speaker 1: that's not your address, and he's like what I say,

768
00:41:51,640 --> 00:41:53,920
Speaker 1: And then he would say it and then we're like, well,

769
00:41:53,960 --> 00:41:55,600
Speaker 1: you got it right that time, but the first time

770
00:41:55,680 --> 00:41:59,239
Speaker 1: you got the numbers wrong. Yeah, and he's like a ship.

771
00:41:59,440 --> 00:42:02,719
Speaker 1: He also out the what it was away or a court? Wrong? Right, right?

772
00:42:02,800 --> 00:42:04,400
Speaker 1: He got that part wrong. And later on when I

773
00:42:04,520 --> 00:42:07,680
Speaker 1: was like court, he's like court, I'm like, no, that's

774
00:42:07,760 --> 00:42:09,080
Speaker 1: that's a real thing. It's on the other side of

775
00:42:09,080 --> 00:42:13,759
Speaker 1: the lake, forty minutes away. So we put them in

776
00:42:13,840 --> 00:42:17,240
Speaker 1: an uber. They piece out, we go hit the strip,

777
00:42:17,760 --> 00:42:21,120
Speaker 1: and I remember being on the bus and getting to

778
00:42:21,239 --> 00:42:25,200
Speaker 1: like that they had already arrived within I think fifteen

779
00:42:25,280 --> 00:42:27,959
Speaker 1: minutes or seventeen minutes, and it's like a full thirty

780
00:42:28,320 --> 00:42:30,719
Speaker 1: minute drive back to our place. I was like, Oh, well,

781
00:42:30,840 --> 00:42:33,839
Speaker 1: maybe this local dude knew like a round short cut.

782
00:42:33,960 --> 00:42:35,560
Speaker 1: That's what I thought. I was like, Okay, maybe we

783
00:42:35,600 --> 00:42:38,239
Speaker 1: didn't even to take a fucking half hour to get here, right,

784
00:42:38,360 --> 00:42:40,719
Speaker 1: maybe he took the lake. We go out, we're doing

785
00:42:40,760 --> 00:42:43,560
Speaker 1: our thing. If there's stories that want to happen now,

786
00:42:43,760 --> 00:42:46,120
Speaker 1: we can circle back to what happened later, or just

787
00:42:46,239 --> 00:42:48,400
Speaker 1: plow through this part. I mean, I feel like that

788
00:42:48,560 --> 00:42:51,200
Speaker 1: bar we just we went to the bar Marty Birds,

789
00:42:51,440 --> 00:42:54,840
Speaker 1: which is a lake the Ozarks bar based off the

790
00:42:55,000 --> 00:42:59,160
Speaker 1: character Marty Bird in the show The Ozarks. And I

791
00:42:59,239 --> 00:43:01,480
Speaker 1: get that now because I watched the pilot. But it

792
00:43:01,600 --> 00:43:04,560
Speaker 1: isn't it is. It's spelled differently. It's spelled differently. They

793
00:43:04,680 --> 00:43:07,320
Speaker 1: changed it just enough so they wouldn't get sued, but

794
00:43:07,520 --> 00:43:11,480
Speaker 1: essentially it is. And I get the reference. Now, that's awesome,

795
00:43:12,120 --> 00:43:15,839
Speaker 1: and uh yeah. And then we were just throwing down there,

796
00:43:15,960 --> 00:43:17,759
Speaker 1: you know, just getting more a lot of dancing. That

797
00:43:17,840 --> 00:43:20,560
Speaker 1: was a lot of dance party. It was a dance party,

798
00:43:20,719 --> 00:43:23,040
Speaker 1: dance party. It was a wallflower just like it was

799
00:43:23,120 --> 00:43:28,560
Speaker 1: in middle school. But you yeah, and then stay there

800
00:43:28,640 --> 00:43:31,120
Speaker 1: for like an hour or so. And that's also where

801
00:43:31,200 --> 00:43:35,160
Speaker 1: we weirdly linked back up with the bachelor at party

802
00:43:35,320 --> 00:43:38,160
Speaker 1: that we met at the City of Champon Shady Gator.

803
00:43:38,360 --> 00:43:40,800
Speaker 1: Did you they were there. I feel like a bachelor

804
00:43:41,000 --> 00:43:44,680
Speaker 1: and bachelorette parties are all doing the exact same stuff

805
00:43:44,920 --> 00:43:47,239
Speaker 1: that that we were doing. So that's why we saw

806
00:43:47,400 --> 00:43:50,640
Speaker 1: like the five groups everywhere we win. It is because

807
00:43:50,640 --> 00:43:54,080
Speaker 1: everyone's just doing the same thing. Yeah, and we weren't,

808
00:43:54,160 --> 00:43:57,760
Speaker 1: like we weren't dropping location on on like Instagram or anything.

809
00:43:57,880 --> 00:44:00,920
Speaker 1: So it was just kind of a random occurrence. Yeah, coincidence.

810
00:44:00,920 --> 00:44:02,680
Speaker 1: Should have did that. We should have did that. Yeah,

811
00:44:02,719 --> 00:44:05,400
Speaker 1: we should have been like follow the party train. I

812
00:44:05,520 --> 00:44:07,360
Speaker 1: think that that bar was also the only one that

813
00:44:07,480 --> 00:44:09,640
Speaker 1: was opened that late. Uh no, there was a there

814
00:44:09,719 --> 00:44:12,280
Speaker 1: was a couple that were open, but they were all empty.

815
00:44:12,320 --> 00:44:14,120
Speaker 1: I was kind of surprised that that was the most

816
00:44:14,200 --> 00:44:18,120
Speaker 1: popping bar on this tarty birds man, it's it's a novelty.

817
00:44:19,719 --> 00:44:23,080
Speaker 1: They were like bigger dare I say, nicer looking places

818
00:44:23,120 --> 00:44:25,520
Speaker 1: that you be packed, and they weren't. We want that

819
00:44:25,680 --> 00:44:28,560
Speaker 1: dirty dirty, the dirty murder in the chair. Hey, they

820
00:44:28,600 --> 00:44:31,480
Speaker 1: had free water and I appreciated it they did. They

821
00:44:31,520 --> 00:44:34,440
Speaker 1: did free water. Big shout out to Marty Birds. So

822
00:44:34,560 --> 00:44:37,000
Speaker 1: then yeah, what we left dirs. We left early in

823
00:44:37,040 --> 00:44:40,120
Speaker 1: Austin's car. We jetted. We went back because I had

824
00:44:40,160 --> 00:44:42,080
Speaker 1: to get up and drive three hours at like nine

825
00:44:42,120 --> 00:44:44,279
Speaker 1: am the next morning, that's right. Yeah, And I saw

826
00:44:44,320 --> 00:44:46,520
Speaker 1: an opportunity to get an extra like four hours, so

827
00:44:46,680 --> 00:44:49,160
Speaker 1: I was in. Also reminder, you don't know how much

828
00:44:49,200 --> 00:44:52,919
Speaker 1: sleep is what based on our last podcast. Oh yeah,

829
00:44:53,160 --> 00:44:55,080
Speaker 1: but I saw an opportunity to get a little extra,

830
00:44:56,080 --> 00:44:58,200
Speaker 1: so I was all in, that's yeah, I grabbed it.

831
00:44:58,400 --> 00:45:01,880
Speaker 1: So we get back to the house and a tuba

832
00:45:01,920 --> 00:45:05,120
Speaker 1: and are not there. Yes, they are missing the boys.

833
00:45:05,200 --> 00:45:09,000
Speaker 1: We sent home in order sent home in uber through

834
00:45:09,280 --> 00:45:13,799
Speaker 1: uh Dennis D's beautiful direction as well. You two were

835
00:45:13,880 --> 00:45:15,680
Speaker 1: the m v ps of that night. I'll take I'll

836
00:45:15,719 --> 00:45:17,160
Speaker 1: take it all, I'll take it all. It was. I

837
00:45:17,239 --> 00:45:20,320
Speaker 1: felt horrible, so I was like, oh, fun, Yeah, that

838
00:45:20,520 --> 00:45:22,800
Speaker 1: was a weird moment when you were texting the address

839
00:45:22,840 --> 00:45:24,640
Speaker 1: and we're like this is that the address to this house?

840
00:45:24,800 --> 00:45:27,680
Speaker 1: Is that this house's address was like no. Then he

841
00:45:27,840 --> 00:45:30,239
Speaker 1: hits up us the party crew on the bus and

842
00:45:30,400 --> 00:45:32,800
Speaker 1: we were like, we've got to go find Ako in

843
00:45:32,880 --> 00:45:34,560
Speaker 1: a tub. But we weren't on the bus at that point.

844
00:45:34,640 --> 00:45:38,840
Speaker 1: We were making some night moves. Night move, night moves,

845
00:45:39,360 --> 00:45:41,479
Speaker 1: what does that mean? Yeah, we went to some strip club.

846
00:45:42,120 --> 00:45:45,160
Speaker 1: It was that was like the real strip club closed

847
00:45:45,600 --> 00:45:47,680
Speaker 1: and then and then we're like we got there, We're like, oh,

848
00:45:47,719 --> 00:45:50,480
Speaker 1: it's closed, and then there's literally like a shed next door,

849
00:45:50,600 --> 00:45:57,160
Speaker 1: exactly next door, like exactly next door, exactly or just

850
00:45:57,360 --> 00:46:01,719
Speaker 1: next door, it's exactly next door. Still hungover, We're like,

851
00:46:01,960 --> 00:46:05,040
Speaker 1: we stood in line there, and also it's everyone from

852
00:46:05,080 --> 00:46:07,160
Speaker 1: the bar, so we already kind of knew everyone that

853
00:46:07,360 --> 00:46:10,360
Speaker 1: was there. We get in, paid their covers or whatever,

854
00:46:10,440 --> 00:46:12,960
Speaker 1: we get, we go in. We're there for like twenty minutes,

855
00:46:13,280 --> 00:46:16,000
Speaker 1: and and and then Acho and the Tebow we find

856
00:46:16,040 --> 00:46:18,000
Speaker 1: out that they were lost and thewhere like we gotta

857
00:46:18,080 --> 00:46:21,160
Speaker 1: go find them, So we bail from there. We go

858
00:46:21,480 --> 00:46:24,239
Speaker 1: to the neighborhood that we think that they're at that

859
00:46:24,320 --> 00:46:26,200
Speaker 1: we got dropped off that we met you guys there

860
00:46:26,200 --> 00:46:28,479
Speaker 1: because we took the me and guns took the thirty

861
00:46:28,480 --> 00:46:30,560
Speaker 1: minute drive back over there, and then it was you

862
00:46:30,680 --> 00:46:34,600
Speaker 1: guys in the party pus rolling uh and their phones

863
00:46:34,640 --> 00:46:37,520
Speaker 1: are turned off. They're dead. You're like, oh, their phones

864
00:46:37,600 --> 00:46:41,200
Speaker 1: die because they were deejaying all fucking nights. They trained

865
00:46:41,280 --> 00:46:43,600
Speaker 1: the battery with half, so that's thinking. I was like, God,

866
00:46:43,680 --> 00:46:48,640
Speaker 1: damn it. If he wasn't Day died death by Spotify,

867
00:46:48,840 --> 00:46:53,759
Speaker 1: if you just wouldn't let a song play, what happened, dude?

868
00:46:53,840 --> 00:46:57,080
Speaker 1: It was all hands on deck. It was like weirdly emotional.

869
00:46:57,239 --> 00:47:00,719
Speaker 1: It started to thunderstorm. It was like we thought that

870
00:47:00,840 --> 00:47:05,839
Speaker 1: these guys were murdered because they were hammered. They were hammered. Yeah,

871
00:47:05,880 --> 00:47:08,799
Speaker 1: thankfully you hadn't seen Ozark's at this point, bro Blake,

872
00:47:09,000 --> 00:47:13,040
Speaker 1: you would have been So we're we're walking through this

873
00:47:13,200 --> 00:47:16,480
Speaker 1: neighborhood while I'm sleeping like a baby. Go ahead, by

874
00:47:16,480 --> 00:47:20,400
Speaker 1: the way, is of no help. I told Kyle Walsh

875
00:47:20,520 --> 00:47:22,920
Speaker 1: and ky I go yo, I'll let me get my

876
00:47:23,080 --> 00:47:24,799
Speaker 1: clothes back because I was already in bed. I was like, yeah,

877
00:47:24,840 --> 00:47:26,560
Speaker 1: let me let me get my ship together. And they're like, no, no,

878
00:47:26,680 --> 00:47:27,840
Speaker 1: we got it. Like you gotta wake up and I

879
00:47:27,920 --> 00:47:33,000
Speaker 1: go good night. I did. I did, couldn't sleep but

880
00:47:33,040 --> 00:47:34,680
Speaker 1: I was just had to say it, just had to

881
00:47:34,719 --> 00:47:37,720
Speaker 1: say it. And so we're walking through screaming these guys

882
00:47:38,280 --> 00:47:41,640
Speaker 1: their names so loudly that I was horse the next day,

883
00:47:41,719 --> 00:47:43,960
Speaker 1: Like I couldn't talk the next day because I'm like screaming,

884
00:47:45,640 --> 00:47:49,239
Speaker 1: founding my chest, like where are you are? Managers? Like

885
00:47:49,320 --> 00:47:51,520
Speaker 1: going up to the address that we thought they got

886
00:47:51,600 --> 00:47:54,040
Speaker 1: dropped off it and like checking the doors. That was me.

887
00:47:54,239 --> 00:47:56,279
Speaker 1: I did that ship because I was there earlier than

888
00:47:56,360 --> 00:47:58,080
Speaker 1: you guys, and I had already pulled the doors just

889
00:47:58,200 --> 00:48:00,399
Speaker 1: in case. Like and I'm like, what am a funking doing?

890
00:48:00,480 --> 00:48:02,360
Speaker 1: This is the dumbest thing. But I can't believe we

891
00:48:02,360 --> 00:48:04,279
Speaker 1: didn't get shot. What is it? It's like two or

892
00:48:04,320 --> 00:48:07,480
Speaker 1: three am? Yeah, at that point it's like three yeah

893
00:48:07,680 --> 00:48:10,200
Speaker 1: for sure. Yeah, because we hit the pillow at like

894
00:48:10,320 --> 00:48:13,520
Speaker 1: fucking four thirty or something that day. Yeah, I feel

895
00:48:13,560 --> 00:48:16,520
Speaker 1: like we wanted the drama a little bit. Adam willed it.

896
00:48:16,640 --> 00:48:19,600
Speaker 1: Adam willed it. You fucking willed it. You did it.

897
00:48:19,960 --> 00:48:23,960
Speaker 1: So we were all like, oh, yeah, he said that

898
00:48:24,080 --> 00:48:26,640
Speaker 1: is true. Wait, yeah, Adam said for it to be

899
00:48:26,719 --> 00:48:29,680
Speaker 1: a true batchor party, somebody is to barf. Somebody needs

900
00:48:29,680 --> 00:48:31,919
Speaker 1: to get arrested and somebody needs to go missing. Check

901
00:48:32,440 --> 00:48:35,400
Speaker 1: check check. We have two people go missing that accounts

902
00:48:35,400 --> 00:48:38,920
Speaker 1: for the arrested. Yeah, there's no arrest luckily. So then

903
00:48:38,960 --> 00:48:41,759
Speaker 1: we're like we we are like, we have to go home.

904
00:48:42,280 --> 00:48:45,960
Speaker 1: We've checked everything, We've checked, we checked multiple hotels, We

905
00:48:46,080 --> 00:48:50,439
Speaker 1: called the police department, the hospital to see if they're

906
00:48:50,520 --> 00:48:52,840
Speaker 1: like there, and we're like, we don't know what to do,

907
00:48:53,239 --> 00:48:56,360
Speaker 1: and my my dad keeps going, no man left behind,

908
00:48:57,360 --> 00:48:59,120
Speaker 1: and we're like we know, we know, dad, but we

909
00:48:59,160 --> 00:49:01,040
Speaker 1: don't know like what to do or where at the

910
00:49:01,120 --> 00:49:03,759
Speaker 1: end of our trail. And then he goes, he goes,

911
00:49:04,239 --> 00:49:07,080
Speaker 1: you guys can go, just leave me, and we're like, what,

912
00:49:07,960 --> 00:49:10,120
Speaker 1: this is the opposite of what you've been saying. He's like,

913
00:49:10,239 --> 00:49:13,920
Speaker 1: just leave me here, I'll check all nights, and were like, well, no,

914
00:49:14,120 --> 00:49:16,200
Speaker 1: we're all gonna leave. He meanwhile, I don't think he's

915
00:49:16,239 --> 00:49:18,640
Speaker 1: gotten off the bus at this point. Yeah. I think

916
00:49:18,719 --> 00:49:21,759
Speaker 1: he's still sitting on the bus in the way back seat. Yeah.

917
00:49:21,960 --> 00:49:24,960
Speaker 1: I remember you and your dad he was doing that

918
00:49:25,000 --> 00:49:27,799
Speaker 1: and you're sitting here like, shut up, you drunk. We're

919
00:49:27,840 --> 00:49:30,680
Speaker 1: starting to get mad at your dad. My dad, shut up.

920
00:49:30,760 --> 00:49:35,880
Speaker 1: This isn't a war movie, like we're going home. You know,

921
00:49:36,920 --> 00:49:39,719
Speaker 1: it's not a war movie, man, And so we end

922
00:49:39,800 --> 00:49:42,680
Speaker 1: up we go home. We make it home around four am.

923
00:49:42,960 --> 00:49:47,200
Speaker 1: We're all exhausted, we're wet, we're drunk. There there's nowhere

924
00:49:47,280 --> 00:49:49,960
Speaker 1: to be found. There's there. They are nowhere to be found.

925
00:49:50,280 --> 00:49:53,440
Speaker 1: We have multiple houses, my parents house, a house that

926
00:49:53,640 --> 00:49:56,680
Speaker 1: a neighbor let us use, and then in airbnb. We

927
00:49:56,800 --> 00:49:59,959
Speaker 1: checked all three homes. They're not here on my parents

928
00:50:00,000 --> 00:50:02,520
Speaker 1: this little peninsula, and so we're like, we have no idea.

929
00:50:02,600 --> 00:50:06,279
Speaker 1: Hopefully they made a friend and they're sleeping at someone's house, right,

930
00:50:06,480 --> 00:50:10,000
Speaker 1: That was kind of the that was the hope. Otherwise dead, Yeah,

931
00:50:10,080 --> 00:50:11,920
Speaker 1: and we're like, I have no idea. Or maybe they

932
00:50:12,000 --> 00:50:14,000
Speaker 1: got a hotel, and we kept being like, they're smart

933
00:50:14,040 --> 00:50:15,880
Speaker 1: enough to just get a hotel. They're smart enough to

934
00:50:15,920 --> 00:50:20,239
Speaker 1: get a hotel. They're adults. And so we got to

935
00:50:20,320 --> 00:50:22,680
Speaker 1: bed thinking that they're dead. We wake up to a

936
00:50:22,800 --> 00:50:25,680
Speaker 1: text of being like, holy sh it, bros, slept in

937
00:50:25,719 --> 00:50:29,719
Speaker 1: a barn last night. Last night? Was crazy. Sorry about that.

938
00:50:30,080 --> 00:50:32,879
Speaker 1: Photos of them sleeping in a barn, holding each other,

939
00:50:33,040 --> 00:50:36,239
Speaker 1: shivering like on a tractor, which by the way, was

940
00:50:36,840 --> 00:50:39,759
Speaker 1: a block or two away from her from the house

941
00:50:39,840 --> 00:50:41,960
Speaker 1: that they were staying in my house and in the

942
00:50:42,040 --> 00:50:44,520
Speaker 1: house I was staying, and it was like they were

943
00:50:44,719 --> 00:50:48,320
Speaker 1: two blocks away from that house. And they came in

944
00:50:48,960 --> 00:50:52,680
Speaker 1: at eight o'clock in the morning with fucking blankets wrapped

945
00:50:52,680 --> 00:50:55,880
Speaker 1: around him, like shivering, into my room and I'm like,

946
00:50:56,040 --> 00:50:57,840
Speaker 1: my room is not a common space or anything like that.

947
00:50:57,920 --> 00:50:59,799
Speaker 1: But they bust open the door and there, Oh, bro,

948
00:51:00,120 --> 00:51:03,800
Speaker 1: you're still here. You're in here, and I'm like, you're alive.

949
00:51:04,120 --> 00:51:07,279
Speaker 1: This is awesome, but like it's fucking seven thirty. I

950
00:51:07,320 --> 00:51:10,880
Speaker 1: went to bed three hours ago, and you guys are

951
00:51:10,960 --> 00:51:13,520
Speaker 1: in here now, and I'm happy you're alive, but also

952
00:51:13,680 --> 00:51:15,160
Speaker 1: like now I'm I got kids, I'm not gonna go

953
00:51:15,200 --> 00:51:17,400
Speaker 1: back to sleep. I'm not hungover it. So I was

954
00:51:17,480 --> 00:51:19,719
Speaker 1: a little salty, but like you know, it was all.

955
00:51:19,840 --> 00:51:23,640
Speaker 1: It was also like so fucking happy that they were there.

956
00:51:23,760 --> 00:51:26,560
Speaker 1: It was a mixture so happy. I was like, I'm

957
00:51:26,560 --> 00:51:28,840
Speaker 1: gonna wake up and either it's going to be the

958
00:51:28,920 --> 00:51:31,040
Speaker 1: best news to ever and this bachelor party was a

959
00:51:31,160 --> 00:51:34,360
Speaker 1: huge success and something that we'll talk about forever and

960
00:51:34,640 --> 00:51:37,120
Speaker 1: it's super fun and I love having these stories, or

961
00:51:37,280 --> 00:51:41,000
Speaker 1: it's the saddest bachelor party in existence. The wedding has

962
00:51:41,040 --> 00:51:43,880
Speaker 1: a moment of silent. The wedding has to have a

963
00:51:43,960 --> 00:51:46,759
Speaker 1: moment of silence, and we all only play songs for

964
00:51:46,880 --> 00:51:50,719
Speaker 1: twenty seconds at your wedding. We all like candles in

965
00:51:50,800 --> 00:52:01,959
Speaker 1: their honor. So what happened was the uber driver took

966
00:52:02,120 --> 00:52:05,360
Speaker 1: them to the place where I had sent them the

967
00:52:05,440 --> 00:52:08,759
Speaker 1: wrong address. They knew it wasn't right good for them,

968
00:52:08,840 --> 00:52:11,560
Speaker 1: and then they like, by the way, they turned their

969
00:52:11,600 --> 00:52:14,880
Speaker 1: phones off because I guess Atiba was mad at his phone.

970
00:52:15,360 --> 00:52:17,920
Speaker 1: Did you hear that? Was? Occo was like I was.

971
00:52:18,200 --> 00:52:19,360
Speaker 1: He was like I was in a mood where I

972
00:52:19,440 --> 00:52:20,960
Speaker 1: was just kind of like, suck my phone. So they

973
00:52:21,080 --> 00:52:26,400
Speaker 1: turned their phones off, like so bad. And then they

974
00:52:26,560 --> 00:52:28,640
Speaker 1: but they took like a photo because he's a photographer.

975
00:52:29,040 --> 00:52:31,560
Speaker 1: They did like a photo journal of their journey back.

976
00:52:31,719 --> 00:52:33,640
Speaker 1: I think they like, got the guy a case of beer.

977
00:52:33,719 --> 00:52:35,759
Speaker 1: They're like outside the liquor store, like this is when

978
00:52:35,840 --> 00:52:40,920
Speaker 1: got Budweiser. Meanwhile, you guys are like ra That's why

979
00:52:41,160 --> 00:52:43,239
Speaker 1: once I was back in right mind, I'm like, dude,

980
00:52:43,280 --> 00:52:47,919
Speaker 1: this is the the Jefferson Brothers. They've been through everything.

981
00:52:48,200 --> 00:52:49,960
Speaker 1: I like how I was like I'm not gonna blow

982
00:52:50,000 --> 00:52:52,400
Speaker 1: up anybody's ponts. I'm not gonna call their names. They

983
00:52:52,480 --> 00:52:55,000
Speaker 1: don't care. They know it was epic. We can believe

984
00:52:55,000 --> 00:52:57,360
Speaker 1: about we can believe it out now. We don't need to.

985
00:52:57,520 --> 00:53:01,839
Speaker 1: They don't care. They're alive. They hardy, super hard. We're now.

986
00:53:02,080 --> 00:53:04,560
Speaker 1: So the dude. The dude drives them all the way

987
00:53:04,600 --> 00:53:08,279
Speaker 1: back to the peninsula and they get out and they're like, fuck,

988
00:53:08,360 --> 00:53:10,320
Speaker 1: I don't know which house it is, and they like

989
00:53:10,400 --> 00:53:13,520
Speaker 1: looped around, and I think the uber driver was finally like, yo,

990
00:53:13,640 --> 00:53:16,399
Speaker 1: we can't drive you guys around for like at this point,

991
00:53:16,560 --> 00:53:19,520
Speaker 1: they've been driving around for hours. Oh they did. Yeah,

992
00:53:19,640 --> 00:53:22,120
Speaker 1: They're like, we're looping around at least one hour, maybe

993
00:53:22,200 --> 00:53:25,400
Speaker 1: two for sure. Yeah, And so the guys like, I

994
00:53:25,520 --> 00:53:27,799
Speaker 1: have to drop you guys off. Thank you for buying

995
00:53:27,840 --> 00:53:31,160
Speaker 1: me beers. And I think maybe he was drinking beer

996
00:53:34,600 --> 00:53:37,360
Speaker 1: by the way, I called him and left a voicemail

997
00:53:37,480 --> 00:53:40,320
Speaker 1: with him and never heard back. Never That seems like

998
00:53:40,400 --> 00:53:42,719
Speaker 1: that would have been the most helpful person to be like, oh,

999
00:53:42,840 --> 00:53:45,319
Speaker 1: I just dropped your bros off. So they turned off

1000
00:53:45,360 --> 00:53:48,279
Speaker 1: their phones and then bought beer and was like we're

1001
00:53:48,320 --> 00:53:50,680
Speaker 1: going to do this off books for beer. I don't know.

1002
00:53:51,280 --> 00:53:53,200
Speaker 1: Is that what they did. I don't know. I just

1003
00:53:53,239 --> 00:53:55,800
Speaker 1: saw the pictures that told like their their journey, and

1004
00:53:55,880 --> 00:53:57,759
Speaker 1: I was like, you can't be taking pictures if your

1005
00:53:57,800 --> 00:54:00,360
Speaker 1: phone was dead. Yeah, and it's them. It's them walking

1006
00:54:00,520 --> 00:54:04,399
Speaker 1: through my parents neighborhood by the way, three blocks from

1007
00:54:04,680 --> 00:54:06,680
Speaker 1: the house that they could have slept in, from multiple

1008
00:54:06,760 --> 00:54:08,959
Speaker 1: homes that they could have slept in, a lot of beds,

1009
00:54:09,000 --> 00:54:11,600
Speaker 1: a lot of empty beds. Yeah, Blake wasn't using his Yeah,

1010
00:54:11,719 --> 00:54:18,640
Speaker 1: it was available. They just walked around until they were like,

1011
00:54:18,840 --> 00:54:21,799
Speaker 1: we can't. It's also it's pouring rain, it's lightning out.

1012
00:54:22,120 --> 00:54:24,080
Speaker 1: They're like, we can't do this. We gotta find shelter.

1013
00:54:24,440 --> 00:54:27,520
Speaker 1: And they found like a shed, like a machine shed

1014
00:54:27,920 --> 00:54:30,440
Speaker 1: that they slept in and curled up into a track

1015
00:54:30,640 --> 00:54:32,640
Speaker 1: and they took shifts. They took shifts. They told me

1016
00:54:32,719 --> 00:54:34,360
Speaker 1: that when they were wrapped in blanks, like, dude, I

1017
00:54:34,480 --> 00:54:36,920
Speaker 1: did first shift, and then I was like, let him sleep.

1018
00:54:37,120 --> 00:54:39,960
Speaker 1: What does that mean if someone in case, the dude

1019
00:54:39,960 --> 00:54:42,200
Speaker 1: who owns the barn came in and was like, here,

1020
00:54:42,280 --> 00:54:45,040
Speaker 1: here's another idea. Let's not do shifts. Let's turn our

1021
00:54:45,080 --> 00:54:48,719
Speaker 1: phones on and call our friends. I don't even get that.

1022
00:54:48,840 --> 00:54:51,000
Speaker 1: At that point, they must have been dead, right, at

1023
00:54:51,040 --> 00:54:53,160
Speaker 1: that point, they must they must have been, but they're

1024
00:54:53,200 --> 00:54:57,000
Speaker 1: taking photos. To be fair. The very next night, Oco

1025
00:54:57,280 --> 00:54:59,919
Speaker 1: took my phone. He thought my phone was his phone.

1026
00:55:00,000 --> 00:55:01,880
Speaker 1: And then remember I was like, where's my phone, where's

1027
00:55:01,960 --> 00:55:04,920
Speaker 1: my phone? And everybody's calling my phone. Everybody knows we're

1028
00:55:04,920 --> 00:55:07,279
Speaker 1: on high alert. Where's Blake's phone. I'll go out of

1029
00:55:07,440 --> 00:55:12,040
Speaker 1: this damn pocket. And it was well, the rally for

1030
00:55:12,200 --> 00:55:16,520
Speaker 1: those two was truly incredible because the next day, the

1031
00:55:16,600 --> 00:55:19,879
Speaker 1: next day, right, it's we have a whole more one

1032
00:55:20,000 --> 00:55:23,160
Speaker 1: whole other day, and that day was eppy, but this

1033
00:55:23,320 --> 00:55:26,919
Speaker 1: was like the blowout. Friday was the blowout day where

1034
00:55:27,000 --> 00:55:29,239
Speaker 1: we you know, blasted it to the ceiling and we

1035
00:55:29,320 --> 00:55:31,600
Speaker 1: were like, okay, we gotta do it. We did blasted

1036
00:55:31,640 --> 00:55:35,400
Speaker 1: to the ceiling. I'm still gonna send it that classic phrase,

1037
00:55:35,520 --> 00:55:39,560
Speaker 1: lookout ceilings were blasting it to you. Well, that's also, yo,

1038
00:55:39,760 --> 00:55:41,880
Speaker 1: That's why I fucking woke up so damn early and

1039
00:55:42,000 --> 00:55:44,719
Speaker 1: hit the jet skis so hard because I was trying

1040
00:55:44,760 --> 00:55:47,720
Speaker 1: to get some goddamn z s and we jet skied

1041
00:55:47,840 --> 00:55:50,560
Speaker 1: and then went to multiple lake bars where we just

1042
00:55:51,040 --> 00:55:53,839
Speaker 1: you know we're in those COVID infested pools. Oh yeah,

1043
00:55:53,880 --> 00:55:57,480
Speaker 1: then we fought like COVID final boss. Dude. It was crazy.

1044
00:55:57,600 --> 00:56:01,040
Speaker 1: It was truly scary, Like what pool bar is it?

1045
00:56:01,280 --> 00:56:05,800
Speaker 1: Jake Like Angry Jake's Blackwater, Jack's Blackwater. Yes, where everybody

1046
00:56:05,920 --> 00:56:08,480
Speaker 1: like their point of pride was like, hey, we were

1047
00:56:08,560 --> 00:56:10,840
Speaker 1: on like CNN because we were the pool that like

1048
00:56:11,040 --> 00:56:15,040
Speaker 1: opened first during COVID and no, that was Shady Gators.

1049
00:56:15,280 --> 00:56:17,560
Speaker 1: What Shady Gators was the one that was on. Yeah,

1050
00:56:17,600 --> 00:56:19,920
Speaker 1: well they were claiming it too, they were claiming that

1051
00:56:20,000 --> 00:56:22,520
Speaker 1: ship too. I did not do those pools. The pool

1052
00:56:22,520 --> 00:56:24,760
Speaker 1: I remember seeing that video was bigger than Shady Gators.

1053
00:56:24,920 --> 00:56:28,560
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, it was massive. Okay, yeah, maybe it was

1054
00:56:28,600 --> 00:56:31,080
Speaker 1: a wide lens Yeah, maybe it was a wide lens style.

1055
00:56:31,440 --> 00:56:34,360
Speaker 1: That's a good call, dude. It was the most super

1056
00:56:34,480 --> 00:56:38,520
Speaker 1: spread or ass thing I've ever been that and we're

1057
00:56:38,560 --> 00:56:47,200
Speaker 1: all code a negative whatever. You definitely not true, guys.

1058
00:56:47,360 --> 00:56:52,200
Speaker 1: It's a scam, damn scam. When I landed in Montana

1059
00:56:52,560 --> 00:56:54,920
Speaker 1: and my phone like received all the pictures and stuff,

1060
00:56:54,920 --> 00:56:58,520
Speaker 1: I was like, oh my god, oh yeah no, it

1061
00:56:58,680 --> 00:57:03,000
Speaker 1: was truly frightening. I was convinced I was getting the VID. Well.

1062
00:57:03,280 --> 00:57:06,520
Speaker 1: On the third day of my hangover, I was like, no,

1063
00:57:06,600 --> 00:57:08,680
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna get COVID. And then by the third day,

1064
00:57:08,719 --> 00:57:11,200
Speaker 1: I'd like started to look up COVID symptoms. And by

1065
00:57:11,200 --> 00:57:13,399
Speaker 1: the way, it's just every symptoms you get when you're

1066
00:57:13,440 --> 00:57:20,200
Speaker 1: super hungover. You're like, oh, yeah, you diarrhea, fatigue, fever,

1067
00:57:20,920 --> 00:57:25,000
Speaker 1: maybe a runny nose or something I couldn't taste or smell,

1068
00:57:25,440 --> 00:57:29,600
Speaker 1: you know, that classic hangover full body store, which was

1069
00:57:29,880 --> 00:57:31,680
Speaker 1: from the jet Skis. That was my thing. I was

1070
00:57:31,760 --> 00:57:33,680
Speaker 1: running through the checklist and being like, oh, this is

1071
00:57:33,720 --> 00:57:35,400
Speaker 1: the reason, though, this is the reason. Though it's from

1072
00:57:35,400 --> 00:57:37,440
Speaker 1: the jet Skis. And I'm like, or is it the

1073
00:57:37,560 --> 00:57:39,600
Speaker 1: cod And you know, I just said that it was

1074
00:57:39,640 --> 00:57:42,880
Speaker 1: a scandemic, but maybe it's a testament to the vaccines

1075
00:57:42,960 --> 00:57:45,960
Speaker 1: really work. Everybody, go out and get your vaccine. We

1076
00:57:46,080 --> 00:57:48,760
Speaker 1: were in the COVID final Boss, and we came out

1077
00:57:48,960 --> 00:57:52,680
Speaker 1: negative because and Johnson and I'll get my booster very

1078
00:57:52,800 --> 00:57:56,880
Speaker 1: soon Johnson Johnson doesn't have the booster. It's just fights

1079
00:57:56,920 --> 00:57:59,280
Speaker 1: it right now. J and J is about to drop

1080
00:57:59,360 --> 00:58:03,200
Speaker 1: when I heard yeah, yeah, I'm about to do that.

1081
00:58:04,720 --> 00:58:07,800
Speaker 1: Get you some boy, treat yourself I'll be back to

1082
00:58:07,920 --> 00:58:10,080
Speaker 1: the I'm just glad we could bring the news to

1083
00:58:10,160 --> 00:58:13,160
Speaker 1: the people out there. Whatever kind of COVID backs news

1084
00:58:13,240 --> 00:58:17,200
Speaker 1: you need, we got. It's important. It's important. God so

1085
00:58:17,280 --> 00:58:20,880
Speaker 1: happy we're all alive. Yeah to big shout out to

1086
00:58:21,160 --> 00:58:25,080
Speaker 1: uh to Dennis divine uh for for keeping it altogether,

1087
00:58:25,160 --> 00:58:28,640
Speaker 1: for keeping Blake alive. We were when we were coming

1088
00:58:28,680 --> 00:58:32,360
Speaker 1: back from the second pool bar Super Spreader, and we

1089
00:58:32,480 --> 00:58:35,120
Speaker 1: were all pretty ship faced at this time. We were

1090
00:58:35,200 --> 00:58:38,880
Speaker 1: passing around a jug of vodka and we had a

1091
00:58:39,000 --> 00:58:41,480
Speaker 1: keg on the boat that we were pouring into each

1092
00:58:41,480 --> 00:58:44,040
Speaker 1: other's mouth and just chugging out of the vodka handle.

1093
00:58:44,160 --> 00:58:46,920
Speaker 1: We also met some really cool st lunatics at the

1094
00:58:47,000 --> 00:58:51,000
Speaker 1: pool who were really cool. Oh yeah, they were maniacs.

1095
00:58:51,120 --> 00:58:53,800
Speaker 1: Yeah uh yeah. They kept sitting on my head. That

1096
00:58:53,920 --> 00:58:55,960
Speaker 1: was I thought I was gonna break my neck. Who's

1097
00:58:56,080 --> 00:58:59,480
Speaker 1: uh Murphy Lee? Yeah, yes, yes, Murphy Lee was there.

1098
00:59:00,120 --> 00:59:03,560
Speaker 1: These these BEV dubs were dancing and they were like,

1099
00:59:03,680 --> 00:59:05,600
Speaker 1: who'se bachelor party is? And I'm like mine, I'm just

1100
00:59:05,720 --> 00:59:07,480
Speaker 1: sort of like leaning up against something and all of

1101
00:59:07,520 --> 00:59:11,040
Speaker 1: a sudden, I just feel like doo doo on top

1102
00:59:11,080 --> 00:59:14,160
Speaker 1: of my head, tworking on my on my head, and

1103
00:59:14,200 --> 00:59:16,080
Speaker 1: then a waitress or someone had to or the manager

1104
00:59:16,120 --> 00:59:18,240
Speaker 1: had to come over and be like, hey, you know, tworking,

1105
00:59:18,560 --> 00:59:20,840
Speaker 1: there's children here, and we're like, wait, there's children here,

1106
00:59:20,960 --> 00:59:23,439
Speaker 1: and then you look over the right there's like a kid. Yeah,

1107
00:59:23,480 --> 00:59:25,720
Speaker 1: that was the weirdest part of the oz are. There

1108
00:59:25,840 --> 00:59:28,919
Speaker 1: was always a kid's pool at these weird pool parties. Dude,

1109
00:59:29,000 --> 00:59:32,080
Speaker 1: that was disturbing. I didn't like that working was where

1110
00:59:32,760 --> 00:59:37,560
Speaker 1: that's where they drew the line. So no, that I mean,

1111
00:59:37,960 --> 00:59:40,040
Speaker 1: it was fun, but it wasn't. There was nothing really

1112
00:59:40,080 --> 00:59:42,680
Speaker 1: that eventful happening. It was like a recovery day. Yeah,

1113
00:59:42,800 --> 00:59:46,720
Speaker 1: kind of well, we were chugging alcohol, wasn't that. We

1114
00:59:46,800 --> 00:59:48,880
Speaker 1: did try to start doing chicken fights and they said

1115
00:59:48,920 --> 00:59:51,520
Speaker 1: that was also against Okay, that makes sense. Yeah, I

1116
00:59:51,560 --> 00:59:53,200
Speaker 1: don't know if you're working on each other. And and

1117
00:59:53,320 --> 00:59:55,640
Speaker 1: so we're coming back on the boat. We're cruising, we're

1118
00:59:55,680 --> 00:59:59,720
Speaker 1: going like we're not like flying, but we're going on

1119
01:00:00,000 --> 01:00:03,200
Speaker 1: in the pomp tune, the try tune. My dad gets

1120
01:00:03,240 --> 01:00:05,520
Speaker 1: offended when you called a pontoon because there's an extra tune.

1121
01:00:06,920 --> 01:00:09,920
Speaker 1: And so we're we're driving back and then Blake just

1122
01:00:10,400 --> 01:00:14,240
Speaker 1: goes I'm jumping out. My dad's like trying to grab him, like, Blake, don't, don't,

1123
01:00:14,480 --> 01:00:16,840
Speaker 1: and then he jumps off the side, almost get sucked

1124
01:00:16,920 --> 01:00:18,960
Speaker 1: underneath the side of the boat. And then and then

1125
01:00:19,000 --> 01:00:22,440
Speaker 1: we're swimming. We have to pull him in and then uh.

1126
01:00:23,440 --> 01:00:26,600
Speaker 1: And then we get back to the dock and then

1127
01:00:26,680 --> 01:00:29,080
Speaker 1: he jumps out again and my dad's like, shot him up. Blake,

1128
01:00:29,520 --> 01:00:33,080
Speaker 1: get back at the boat, slippery sucker. Sorry, Mom, did

1129
01:00:33,120 --> 01:00:35,400
Speaker 1: you jump out while it was moving or during a

1130
01:00:35,440 --> 01:00:37,840
Speaker 1: piss break? Yeah, while we were while we were moving both.

1131
01:00:37,920 --> 01:00:40,240
Speaker 1: No piss break, we were moving. No, there was a

1132
01:00:40,320 --> 01:00:42,680
Speaker 1: piss break that was happening. And then I'm like, I'm

1133
01:00:42,680 --> 01:00:44,640
Speaker 1: going to jump out for the piss break. Well, that's

1134
01:00:44,640 --> 01:00:47,680
Speaker 1: a little less dumbass. I truly remember you jumping out

1135
01:00:47,800 --> 01:00:49,960
Speaker 1: as we were cruising. No, no, no, no, no, no, no,

1136
01:00:50,120 --> 01:00:52,360
Speaker 1: I want to I want to just jump out full speed.

1137
01:00:52,480 --> 01:00:55,040
Speaker 1: That's no, no, no, no, that I do believe you.

1138
01:00:55,280 --> 01:00:58,480
Speaker 1: That's funnier to like pretend you're walking and I don't

1139
01:00:58,520 --> 01:01:00,640
Speaker 1: know you jumped off of a roof. Yeah, I don't know.

1140
01:01:00,760 --> 01:01:02,880
Speaker 1: You broke your back by jumping off a roof because

1141
01:01:02,960 --> 01:01:06,200
Speaker 1: teenagers dared you. I can't even walk that back. I

1142
01:01:06,280 --> 01:01:08,800
Speaker 1: was jumping onto a table, which I thought would break

1143
01:01:08,880 --> 01:01:12,360
Speaker 1: my phone. He was thinner. I think things through. Okay,

1144
01:01:13,120 --> 01:01:14,880
Speaker 1: half away thought you would just land on the table

1145
01:01:14,960 --> 01:01:16,720
Speaker 1: like a cat. I thought it would break my fall.

1146
01:01:16,800 --> 01:01:19,360
Speaker 1: I watched a lot of hardcore wrestling. Yes, no, yeah,

1147
01:01:19,400 --> 01:01:24,040
Speaker 1: I get it, but it was dumb. Thank you any takebacks,

1148
01:01:24,080 --> 01:01:28,919
Speaker 1: apologies or giaways compliments. I got a Hot Pockets T shirt.

1149
01:01:29,080 --> 01:01:31,960
Speaker 1: You know what. I know. We got the Hot Pockets stuff.

1150
01:01:32,080 --> 01:01:34,360
Speaker 1: And last week I was trying to remember what I was.

1151
01:01:34,640 --> 01:01:36,720
Speaker 1: I was like, this is the Hot Pockets. Have some handle.

1152
01:01:36,800 --> 01:01:40,080
Speaker 1: I might have a Hot Pockets for lunch. Guys. It's

1153
01:01:40,520 --> 01:01:43,440
Speaker 1: there's a Twitter handle or an Instagram called handle for

1154
01:01:43,720 --> 01:01:53,800
Speaker 1: Pete's a role. Okay, roll roll compliments points to hot

1155
01:01:53,880 --> 01:01:56,480
Speaker 1: Pocket and that's the the Totinos. But they ain't send ship,

1156
01:01:56,640 --> 01:01:58,920
Speaker 1: so you know, hit us up. Big shout out to

1157
01:01:58,960 --> 01:02:02,200
Speaker 1: hot Pocket. Oh please, and thank you guys for making

1158
01:02:02,240 --> 01:02:04,040
Speaker 1: the trip out to the Bachelor party. I'd like to

1159
01:02:04,120 --> 01:02:06,959
Speaker 1: thank all of you guys, everyone that was on the batch.

1160
01:02:09,440 --> 01:02:13,200
Speaker 1: I do want to because it was because it is

1161
01:02:13,280 --> 01:02:16,480
Speaker 1: a very long travel day. It's like a very long

1162
01:02:16,520 --> 01:02:19,160
Speaker 1: travel day to get to the Ozarks. It's usually a

1163
01:02:19,240 --> 01:02:22,720
Speaker 1: connecting flight and then then once you land it's a

1164
01:02:23,240 --> 01:02:27,640
Speaker 1: legitimate three hour drive to get here. So thank you

1165
01:02:27,720 --> 01:02:30,480
Speaker 1: guys for coming. I know it was a pain in

1166
01:02:30,520 --> 01:02:33,400
Speaker 1: the ass, but I really appreciated it. Dennis Divine really

1167
01:02:33,440 --> 01:02:37,479
Speaker 1: appreciated it, and thank you guys very much. Yeah, of course,

1168
01:02:37,640 --> 01:02:40,640
Speaker 1: true true broses for it was. I want to compliment

1169
01:02:40,720 --> 01:02:42,520
Speaker 1: the group of bros is that we're out there for

1170
01:02:42,680 --> 01:02:45,920
Speaker 1: coming together in that hour and searching for the other

1171
01:02:46,040 --> 01:02:49,480
Speaker 1: lost bros. Yeah, that was it was. We did it.

1172
01:02:49,880 --> 01:02:52,720
Speaker 1: We did it, guys came together, no man left behind.

1173
01:02:52,920 --> 01:02:55,440
Speaker 1: I heard you guys did it, and I appreciate it.

1174
01:02:55,760 --> 01:02:59,680
Speaker 1: Tried to fix unders mistake, but also a shout out

1175
01:02:59,720 --> 01:03:01,720
Speaker 1: to do just for being the catalyst of that whole thing.

1176
01:03:01,920 --> 01:03:05,960
Speaker 1: You know, yeah, thank you, thank you for for spinning

1177
01:03:06,040 --> 01:03:09,600
Speaker 1: that spinning that top and being the puppet master, the

1178
01:03:09,720 --> 01:03:13,320
Speaker 1: puppet master to the whole thing. Uh yeah, let's let's see.

1179
01:03:13,360 --> 01:03:15,520
Speaker 1: I guess you know what, Kyle, I want to apologize

1180
01:03:15,600 --> 01:03:19,600
Speaker 1: for when I was driving you to the Ozarks, passing

1181
01:03:19,680 --> 01:03:23,280
Speaker 1: that car making almost oh my fuck, and you double

1182
01:03:23,480 --> 01:03:25,360
Speaker 1: there was another car coming at us, and I just

1183
01:03:25,440 --> 01:03:27,600
Speaker 1: fucking floored it. And we were in a tahoe that

1184
01:03:28,000 --> 01:03:31,440
Speaker 1: I mean have had two cylinders. It was so and

1185
01:03:31,560 --> 01:03:33,520
Speaker 1: I floored it and it just didn't go and I

1186
01:03:33,640 --> 01:03:35,520
Speaker 1: was like, well, we're gonna crawl past this car and

1187
01:03:36,040 --> 01:03:40,680
Speaker 1: narrowly get past. It was definitely fucking scary. Thank you.

1188
01:03:40,760 --> 01:03:42,800
Speaker 1: I appreciate that I wanted to get there though I

1189
01:03:43,200 --> 01:03:45,640
Speaker 1: know all of it. It was just a perfect storm

1190
01:03:45,720 --> 01:03:50,160
Speaker 1: of of horrific life ending events that could have happened,

1191
01:03:50,200 --> 01:03:51,760
Speaker 1: and you got us through it. And that's the first

1192
01:03:51,840 --> 01:03:55,560
Speaker 1: story of the Batch party. The one regret is that

1193
01:03:55,680 --> 01:03:59,720
Speaker 1: we didn't do fireworks. Fireworks are legal in Missouri. It's awesome.

1194
01:03:59,760 --> 01:04:02,439
Speaker 1: Fire fire work stand also was really pushing. We could

1195
01:04:02,480 --> 01:04:05,880
Speaker 1: have stopped by one and like full on like warehouses

1196
01:04:05,920 --> 01:04:07,880
Speaker 1: full of fireworks that we have gotten like a cool

1197
01:04:07,960 --> 01:04:11,960
Speaker 1: spread and shot off fireworks, but that didn't happen. You know,

1198
01:04:12,400 --> 01:04:14,560
Speaker 1: with Botch their parties, you gotta let you gotta let

1199
01:04:14,640 --> 01:04:17,120
Speaker 1: them flow, you know, you gotta let them flow. And

1200
01:04:17,200 --> 01:04:20,240
Speaker 1: if a Tiba Naco had those, they could shot flares.

1201
01:04:21,160 --> 01:04:24,320
Speaker 1: And I guess my final compliment would be to the

1202
01:04:24,440 --> 01:04:27,560
Speaker 1: whole entire Divine family. They let us go up in

1203
01:04:27,680 --> 01:04:30,160
Speaker 1: their house. And I know I wrestled in the kitchen

1204
01:04:30,200 --> 01:04:35,760
Speaker 1: with Uncle Matt and maybe dented the refrigerator. There is

1205
01:04:35,840 --> 01:04:38,840
Speaker 1: a dent in the refrigerator, and Mama Divine is pretty

1206
01:04:39,000 --> 01:04:41,320
Speaker 1: upset about that. You better send him some twin subse

1207
01:04:41,320 --> 01:04:43,640
Speaker 1: ease man. Yeah, I gotta figure that out. So that's

1208
01:04:43,640 --> 01:04:45,800
Speaker 1: a compliment, depending And you've got that woke cash. I

1209
01:04:45,920 --> 01:04:49,439
Speaker 1: see that happen. Hello, and there's a chair. My mom

1210
01:04:49,560 --> 01:04:51,840
Speaker 1: is she's in the kitchen right now. I'm still in

1211
01:04:51,880 --> 01:04:56,040
Speaker 1: the ozarks wild motioning to me that. Uh, someone also

1212
01:04:56,120 --> 01:04:58,640
Speaker 1: broke a chair on the dock. And I don't know

1213
01:04:58,680 --> 01:05:00,400
Speaker 1: if that's Blake or not, but I'm a two minutes.

1214
01:05:00,400 --> 01:05:03,080
Speaker 1: I don't think that was that was me. I never

1215
01:05:03,280 --> 01:05:05,760
Speaker 1: sat down on the docks. Yeah, but you you rock

1216
01:05:05,840 --> 01:05:08,240
Speaker 1: and rolled on the dock. You punk rocked on the docks.

1217
01:05:08,320 --> 01:05:10,120
Speaker 1: So that's true. You tell her that's the cost of

1218
01:05:10,160 --> 01:05:12,440
Speaker 1: doing business, all right? Which chair was it? Which was

1219
01:05:12,480 --> 01:05:14,440
Speaker 1: it one of the loungers or what? No, one of

1220
01:05:14,520 --> 01:05:18,600
Speaker 1: the stools, one of the metals. Oh I saw that, dude, No,

1221
01:05:18,760 --> 01:05:21,240
Speaker 1: I fucking saw that on Sunday. I was like, Yo,

1222
01:05:21,440 --> 01:05:24,640
Speaker 1: this ship has clipped. They busted off the foot fots.

1223
01:05:24,800 --> 01:05:27,640
Speaker 1: That's okay, r I p that's very dangerous. Almost cut

1224
01:05:27,680 --> 01:05:30,240
Speaker 1: my foot on it, very very dangerous. It is very

1225
01:05:30,440 --> 01:05:32,760
Speaker 1: very cool for your parents to allow us to just

1226
01:05:33,520 --> 01:05:36,360
Speaker 1: turn it into a frat house for a hot three days.

1227
01:05:36,520 --> 01:05:39,000
Speaker 1: It was very very fun. Big shout out to Penny

1228
01:05:39,120 --> 01:05:41,520
Speaker 1: and Dennis Divine for letting us do it. Big shout

1229
01:05:41,560 --> 01:05:44,280
Speaker 1: out him, Yeah, big thing, And good job at him,

1230
01:05:44,400 --> 01:05:46,840
Speaker 1: you fucking you know the Bachelor party kind of follows

1231
01:05:46,840 --> 01:05:49,760
Speaker 1: the Bachelor and you were on it. Yeah, you brought

1232
01:05:49,840 --> 01:05:53,000
Speaker 1: the fury. God was impressed, And it takes a lot

1233
01:05:53,080 --> 01:05:56,640
Speaker 1: to impress me, and I was impressed. Chloe came in

1234
01:05:56,840 --> 01:05:59,240
Speaker 1: the day that you guys left. She came in Sunday

1235
01:05:59,320 --> 01:06:01,640
Speaker 1: and then she just watch me be the most hungover

1236
01:06:01,760 --> 01:06:04,000
Speaker 1: person she's ever seen in three days. And I have

1237
01:06:04,000 --> 01:06:06,840
Speaker 1: a big shout out to Chloe for not shaming me

1238
01:06:07,360 --> 01:06:11,240
Speaker 1: for like, for for holding me like a child and

1239
01:06:11,440 --> 01:06:13,560
Speaker 1: nursing me back to health. So big shout out to

1240
01:06:14,040 --> 01:06:16,800
Speaker 1: Chloe Bridge is soon to be Chloe Divine. You know what,

1241
01:06:17,040 --> 01:06:21,560
Speaker 1: I think I'm gonna keep her. She gonna change her names.

1242
01:06:21,560 --> 01:06:23,360
Speaker 1: Should we get into that now? She's gonna change her

1243
01:06:23,440 --> 01:06:25,520
Speaker 1: name or are you going to change yours? I I

1244
01:06:25,880 --> 01:06:29,960
Speaker 1: would Adam Bridges. I like that you could say you're

1245
01:06:30,000 --> 01:06:33,960
Speaker 1: Jeff Bridges brother. That's cool, guys. And that was another

1246
01:06:34,000 --> 01:06:46,760
Speaker 1: episode of this See You Next week. Last thing said