WEBVTT - Breakfast Pastry Cereal Challenge!

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<v Speaker 1>The microphone smells like what like? Maybe it's from when

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<v Speaker 1>I spit milk into it a couple of weeks ago.

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<v Speaker 1>How we're playing the jingle again.

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<v Speaker 2>Some boys watch sports, some boys play sports. These two

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<v Speaker 2>don't play a wait, these two boys will save their

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<v Speaker 2>pennies two by special k because they are living in

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<v Speaker 2>a Cereal boat reviewing cereals?

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<v Speaker 1>Is there gold Scott.

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<v Speaker 2>And Andrew living in a Cereal boat, cretaking some new ones.

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<v Speaker 3>And some oats. We couldn't live in a Cereal game.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think anybody can hear this song is so loud.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know how lower cereal.

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<v Speaker 2>Cereal Cereal isn't the feet out from this one?

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<v Speaker 3>Like seventeen years in the Cereal.

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<v Speaker 1>This is not a good way to start off a podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>And what are you because it's already a minute in.

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<v Speaker 1>If we haven't said any.

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<v Speaker 3>Of the cereal, I think it starts fading now we're

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<v Speaker 3>gonna need a new version. Just turn it down. I can't.

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<v Speaker 3>It's only on and off. It's up and turn it off. Okay,

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<v Speaker 3>here we go, it's off. Now, welcome to Cereal Killers

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<v Speaker 3>with a Sea.

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<v Speaker 1>If you haven't turned off yet, I'm Andrew.

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<v Speaker 4>This is episode Sweet sixteen. And I'm Andrew.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, and I'm Scotty.

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<v Speaker 1>Be there it is.

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<v Speaker 3>How are you great, Scott? Are you hungry? Uh?

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<v Speaker 1>You know moderately?

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<v Speaker 3>We ate so much food today.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't. Correction, I did not you did.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, Well, let's go.

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<v Speaker 1>Over what you had today before you go into the cereal.

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<v Speaker 4>This is about cereal. It's not about other foods. We

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<v Speaker 4>can't discuss anything else. Fine, however, were you We can

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<v Speaker 4>discuss breakfast pastries.

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<v Speaker 1>I like breakfast pastries.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, see, I don't eat pastries anymore. This is a

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<v Speaker 4>whole long story for another day.

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<v Speaker 1>Do it while we eat the cereal.

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<v Speaker 3>It's another story stories for another cereal.

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<v Speaker 4>But I don't eat pastries or donuts or cookies or

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<v Speaker 4>cake or any of that stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>The reasoning is so stupid.

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<v Speaker 3>However, I found a loophole. Let me go to the

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<v Speaker 3>cereal sack.

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<v Speaker 1>Fuck Andrew, h Scott.

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<v Speaker 4>You're new from post It's hostess Honeybun and powdered donuts.

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<v Speaker 3>Cereal. I am so excited for this. Yeah, so excited.

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<v Speaker 4>So since I don't eat pastries anymore, I'll just eat

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<v Speaker 4>cereal that looks like pastries.

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<v Speaker 1>This is the coolest thing ever. I didn't even know

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<v Speaker 1>they made this. Yeah, oh I love honey buns.

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<v Speaker 3>That's what you called me last night.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh god, the one thing that bothers me. The n

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<v Speaker 1>in this packaging looks like a backwards end.

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<v Speaker 3>Can I see?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you're right, it's kind of stupid.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, so which do you want to do first?

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<v Speaker 4>See, here's the problem, because none of these are classic,

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<v Speaker 4>because they're both brand new. Yeah, it says on the

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<v Speaker 4>box new yes again. Post has gotten the rights to

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<v Speaker 4>all these brands. And now there's Hostess Cereal.

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<v Speaker 1>I say we do the donut Cereal. I mean donuts, doughnuts,

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<v Speaker 1>that's how you say it. Yes, it sounds like a

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<v Speaker 1>really like trashy Italian name. That's my cousin the net.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, these are little donuts, so they're donuts.

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<v Speaker 1>No, that's my cousin. She lives out in Staten Island.

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<v Speaker 3>You're gonna say, I was three left those.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm about to say something. If you remember, you probably don't.

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<v Speaker 4>It was like probably late eighties, early early nineties. Duncan

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<v Speaker 4>Donuts had a cereal.

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<v Speaker 1>I was going to ask you if Duncan ever made

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<v Speaker 1>a cereal.

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, I don't know what company. I think it was

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<v Speaker 4>Ralston Purina that made them back in the day. Little

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<v Speaker 4>checkerboard that was a it's a now defunct cereal company.

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<v Speaker 3>How does a cereal company go under?

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<v Speaker 4>They are bought and their merged and whatever. They also

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<v Speaker 4>used to make cookie cris back in the day. There's

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<v Speaker 4>a little checkerboard on it. Ralston Purina. Yeah, now they

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<v Speaker 4>make dog food.

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<v Speaker 1>That's worrying.

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<v Speaker 4>So anyway, Yeah, dunkin Donut Cereal was a while ago.

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<v Speaker 4>I think I think it came back, maybe not terribly

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<v Speaker 4>long ago, but disappeared again because you know, I guess

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<v Speaker 4>people just want real donuts for breakfast. Yeah, it's true

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<v Speaker 4>in cereal form. All right, so we're gonna go donuts first.

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<v Speaker 4>I would have gone the other way, but that's fine.

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<v Speaker 4>We'll go donuts first.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, I'm expecting to like honey buns.

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<v Speaker 3>These are powders.

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<v Speaker 1>I just want to get Wait, the cereal is powdered.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, no, they're powdered donuts. I don't know. Maybe there's

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<v Speaker 3>maybe there's powdered sugar.

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<v Speaker 1>Right, they're the same shape as fruit loops.

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<v Speaker 3>They're just white.

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<v Speaker 1>It's albino fruit loops. Oh, I want to smell.

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<v Speaker 3>Tell me what it smells like. We've had another cereal

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<v Speaker 3>that smell just like this smelled again.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh boy, that's sweet Luccio's.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my god, you're so right right, it's the vanilla.

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<v Speaker 3>It's smell.

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<v Speaker 1>I forgot Luccio's. What is it with these Italian sounding cereals?

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<v Speaker 1>It's like these fall into the cup very softly. I

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<v Speaker 1>can almost hear the powdered sugar on it as it

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<v Speaker 1>falls in, and I'm very excited for these.

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<v Speaker 3>I have to be honest with you.

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<v Speaker 4>My wife right now is like, you're such an idiot.

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<v Speaker 4>See you're eating donuts. But no, it's cereals, so it

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<v Speaker 4>doesn't count.

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<v Speaker 1>My question is, can we one day actually measure the

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<v Speaker 1>actual serving size?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, you know, we've never done that.

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<v Speaker 1>Like, I'm interesting to know what of a cup serving is?

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<v Speaker 4>Well, this one is a serving size of one cup,

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<v Speaker 4>so we're about half a serving size here.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh that's it.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I've always thought that we were doing terrible because.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, every cereal is a different serving size. Oh they

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<v Speaker 4>kind of get you that way, all right, So here

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<v Speaker 4>you go one percent milk.

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<v Speaker 3>I like that you have to give the disclosure.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, because I want people to know, because I'm telling you,

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<v Speaker 4>cereal tastes different with different milks.

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<v Speaker 3>It really does.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't The look of it is very odd.

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<v Speaker 4>Right, there should be some marshmallows in it.

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<v Speaker 3>I wasn't going there again.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like mixing with the milk, like I don't know

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<v Speaker 1>where the cereal is.

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<v Speaker 3>It's not that white.

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<v Speaker 1>It is, all right, you're ready, one, two, three, No.

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<v Speaker 3>No, you fail. That's awful.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like a cardboard box.

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<v Speaker 4>There's another cereal that tastes like this, long time ago.

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<v Speaker 4>I can't quite place it.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like overly crunchy.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't like it.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like eating a stale powdered donut.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm trying to I'm telling you. Was that their goal?

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<v Speaker 4>There was another cereal of my childhood that tasted just

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<v Speaker 4>like this, and they'll come to me. I think General

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<v Speaker 4>Mills had a cereal called powdered donuts or something in

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<v Speaker 4>the eighties, and it kind of tastes like that.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm done with this.

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<v Speaker 3>Eat some more.

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<v Speaker 1>Two bowls be gone.

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<v Speaker 3>I want more, well, I mean, because you don't eat donuts.

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<v Speaker 3>This is my way around.

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<v Speaker 1>His way around is the stupidest thing in the entire world.

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<v Speaker 1>He swore off pastries, He swore off all these things.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry, I have to go into it. We have

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<v Speaker 1>to talk about this because he's convinced that he can

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<v Speaker 1>eat the cream inside of a Boston Cream donut and

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<v Speaker 1>it's not as bad as eating the whole donut.

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<v Speaker 3>Can I just tell the story really quick. A couple

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<v Speaker 3>of years ago, I ate.

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<v Speaker 4>About seven little cinnabon minis with cream inside of them,

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<v Speaker 4>and I ate them all in like a minute.

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<v Speaker 3>And a half, and I literally fell over.

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<v Speaker 4>I passed out in the studio and they came and they,

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<v Speaker 4>you know, were blotting my head with a cool rag.

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<v Speaker 3>And I came to him, like what happened? And they

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<v Speaker 3>told me what happened.

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<v Speaker 4>And from that day on, well, first of all, I

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<v Speaker 4>went to the doctor and I had raging high blood pressure,

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<v Speaker 4>my cholesterol was high, all that good stuff. So I

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<v Speaker 4>just decided on my own. I eat lots of donuts,

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<v Speaker 4>lots of cake, lots of cookies. I'm like, you know what,

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<v Speaker 4>I'm just cutting that out. I'm a big sweet sky.

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<v Speaker 4>I love desserts, so I still eat ice cream or whatever,

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<v Speaker 4>but I said, you know what, I'm just gonna cut

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<v Speaker 4>out the baked stuff like that, and I lost twenty

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<v Speaker 4>pounds in like three months, and so I mean, you

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<v Speaker 4>all can make fun of me as much as you want.

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<v Speaker 3>And my wife is like, you're so tra nudi it.

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<v Speaker 3>But whatever. I feel like I made a imagine.

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<v Speaker 4>If I didn't stop eating that stuff, I'd be like

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<v Speaker 4>two point fifty right now.

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like we need to go back to you

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<v Speaker 1>eating seven cinnabonds in a minute and that not being

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<v Speaker 1>your problem.

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<v Speaker 3>That was an error in judgment.

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<v Speaker 1>So the fact that you eat the cream inside of

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<v Speaker 1>the donut, you're not doing anything to help yourself.

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<v Speaker 3>But if I don't eat pastries, I can.

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<v Speaker 1>Pastry is nothing in the grand scheme of things.

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<v Speaker 4>If I don't need pastries, I can dissect the donut

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<v Speaker 4>and eat the ins.

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<v Speaker 1>If I like, do you eat the chocolate on top

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<v Speaker 1>of the Boston cream?

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<v Speaker 3>I do?

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<v Speaker 1>So you eat the cream, you eat the chocolate, yes,

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<v Speaker 1>But for some reason, the dough part is where you're like,

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<v Speaker 1>that's where that's where it gets you.

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<v Speaker 3>Because that's what I cut out. So that's what I'm

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<v Speaker 3>not gonna eat.

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<v Speaker 1>I guess, tell yourself what you gotta tell yourself, man.

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<v Speaker 3>I am Now let's eat some honey. Buns.

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<v Speaker 1>No, you can eat this because it's in cereal for exactly,

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<v Speaker 1>so if it's ant sized, technically it's not as bad

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<v Speaker 1>for you.

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<v Speaker 3>I love honey buns. I'm not sure if we're gonna

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<v Speaker 3>enjoy this or not smell it. Oh no, it smells good.

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<v Speaker 4>It smells like it actually smells like a freshly baked

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<v Speaker 4>honey bun, or at least a packaged toney bun.

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<v Speaker 3>He's gonna say, how do you know what they eat?

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<v Speaker 3>That's what it smells like. Have you been to a

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<v Speaker 3>honey bun?

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<v Speaker 4>Factor, it smells like a packaged hosted honeybun? Is really

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<v Speaker 4>what it smells like?

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<v Speaker 1>Now? I feel like a homemade honeybun would be delicious.

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<v Speaker 3>Not after you eat this, you won't think that.

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<v Speaker 1>The doughnut cereal. I don't like that.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh I didn't rate it. Yeah, you gave it what

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<v Speaker 3>two bowls?

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<v Speaker 4>I'm going to agree with you, actually and give it

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<v Speaker 4>two bowls because it was okay and I kept eating it,

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<v Speaker 4>but I wouldn't I wouldn't purchase it again.

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<v Speaker 3>It was okay, you want to try it? Try it.

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<v Speaker 4>If they made a chocolate one, it would probably be

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<v Speaker 4>pretty awesome. But I can actually agree to that, right,

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<v Speaker 4>all right, so let's go honeybun here, here you go, sir?

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<v Speaker 1>Why thank you?

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<v Speaker 4>H all right, I don't like the fact that there's

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<v Speaker 4>no fun anything on the back. It's a honeybun cereal

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<v Speaker 4>kind of day. Do you love the sweet taste of

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<v Speaker 4>a host is honeybun rolls of honeyglaze pastry wrapped in

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<v Speaker 4>circles with a wisp of cinnamon.

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<v Speaker 3>Now you can.

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<v Speaker 4>Enjoy all that classic flavor in a new way with

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<v Speaker 4>Hostess Honeybun Cereal. Try a ball to start your day

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<v Speaker 4>and get ready to roll. But wait, look the part

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<v Speaker 4>of this complete breakfast on the back. They have honeybun

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<v Speaker 4>cereal and a freaking honey bun.

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<v Speaker 1>Can I just say what actually is a complete cereal?

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<v Speaker 1>Because they always make it like it's fourteen thousand things?

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<v Speaker 4>Well, generally, part of a complete breakfast is usually the

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<v Speaker 4>bowl of cereal and toast and orange juice. That's fine,

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<v Speaker 4>I know, but that's part of a complete breakfast and

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<v Speaker 4>supposed to have one serving size?

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<v Speaker 3>Who does that?

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<v Speaker 1>So you're supposed to have basically a three forths of

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<v Speaker 1>a cup of cereal at all that other crib hoast

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<v Speaker 1>uh huh orange juice. Yeah, that seems like a health

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<v Speaker 1>crisis waiting there.

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<v Speaker 3>Let's dive into honey buns.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm in oh man, that's globe.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm not sure what to think yet.

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<v Speaker 1>Know what it tastes like.

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<v Speaker 3>It also tastes like some other cereal.

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<v Speaker 1>I could tell you, tell me French toast crisp.

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<v Speaker 3>No, because it doesn't have the maple.

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<v Speaker 1>I disagree, and it does. It looks like the ones

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<v Speaker 1>that was that French toast crisp, the ones that were

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<v Speaker 1>shaped like little toasts.

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<v Speaker 3>French toast crunch.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's what it tastes like. I love this.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, I'll tell you what this tastes like and you'll

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<v Speaker 4>agree instantly. When cookie crisp gets soggy and milk, that's

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<v Speaker 4>what this tastes like.

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<v Speaker 3>Chaste it again. Picture this is cookie crisp. It tastes

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<v Speaker 3>like French toast. I hate you so much, Hunch, just

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<v Speaker 3>so you know, it tastes like cookie crisp. Okay, French

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<v Speaker 3>toast crunch. What are you thinking? Four balls? I love this.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna have this for breakfast tomorrow.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm gonna go four balls too.

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<v Speaker 4>It doesn't taste like a honeybun at all, but it's good.

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<v Speaker 4>I'll go four bowls on it too.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah. Oh oh wait a minute. Serial Killers listener request,

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<v Speaker 3>So what the hell is that?

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<v Speaker 4>There were a couple of people on Twitter. They send

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<v Speaker 4>us like do this cereal? Do that cereal? All the time.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm so confused who did that?

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<v Speaker 4>So I forget the guy's name, but someone like, can

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<v Speaker 4>you just try regular Kicks? So hold on, thank you

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<v Speaker 4>for your request.

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<v Speaker 3>I think it was me. I was the guy. No,

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<v Speaker 3>it's on Twitter. Do I say to my own jingle?

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<v Speaker 3>So let's tone down the sugar first. I stop eating that.

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<v Speaker 4>I love honeybuts hmm, let's tone down the sugar for

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<v Speaker 4>just a second. Regular Kicks, plain old regular kicks A man,

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<v Speaker 4>kid tested, parent approved. They got with it because do

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<v Speaker 4>you remember what it used to be?

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<v Speaker 1>Kid tested, mother approved?

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<v Speaker 3>That's right. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't know when that changed that actually, but I

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<v Speaker 4>saw this on the box today and I was like,

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<v Speaker 4>what they changed Kicks so much?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh hey, everybody, it's Diamond. Let's just walk in while

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<v Speaker 3>the recording lights on Diamond.

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<v Speaker 1>Can you eat Kicks?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh?

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<v Speaker 4>Diamonds having a bad day and we don't know why,

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<v Speaker 4>but she's just moping around today, So we're just gonna

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<v Speaker 4>let her be sitting in the background there, Diamond here.

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<v Speaker 1>I kind of want to mix my kicks with the

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<v Speaker 1>honey buns milk.

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<v Speaker 3>You can do what you wish.

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<v Speaker 1>You can't. That's not rules, that's right, that's not the

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<v Speaker 1>pure form of kicks. I love kicks. I already know

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<v Speaker 1>what this is going to get.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, you can mix anything you want after you try

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<v Speaker 3>the pure kicks. Thanks dad, No problem, parent? Oh sorry, parent?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh god? Hold on?

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<v Speaker 4>Fuckum, I just broke my rule of you have to

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<v Speaker 4>try not sweet cereal first.

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<v Speaker 3>Because I just taste like garbage. Right. Because of that,

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<v Speaker 3>I don't like this at all, mean neither it tastes

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<v Speaker 3>like cheese doodles. This should have been the just ever,

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<v Speaker 3>this should have been the first one we have. Yep.

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<v Speaker 3>So I don't think we can give it a fair rating.

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<v Speaker 1>No, I agree, we need to. Can you play the

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<v Speaker 1>jingle again?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, hold on.

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<v Speaker 1>Second, Serial Killers listener request We can't give this.

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<v Speaker 3>A fair rating.

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, I'm sorry Twitter follower who requested kicks, which was me,

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<v Speaker 4>I am Twitter follower.

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<v Speaker 3>Do you want to maybe just do it another time? Yes?

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<v Speaker 1>Because this right now gets a one bowl.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I don't like it. We can't.

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<v Speaker 4>We can't give it a fair shot. So what we'll

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<v Speaker 4>probably do is maybe we'll do kicks and berry berry

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<v Speaker 4>kicks one day, but you'll start with we have to

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<v Speaker 4>start with regular pure kicks because you have to start

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<v Speaker 4>with the dull, drab cereal first then work up to

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<v Speaker 4>the crazy sweet cereals.

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<v Speaker 1>Can I get more honey buns?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Sure, I spilled some milk on myself.

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<v Speaker 4>So that was a great Sweet sixteen episode?

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<v Speaker 3>Did you enjoy your party?

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<v Speaker 1>You just name things and I'm just always confused why

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<v Speaker 1>because it's like you're so into being like episode f

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<v Speaker 1>seeing our kidsannera episode sixteen, it's our Sweet sixteen.

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<v Speaker 3>Wait till the next one, seventeen.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't know, but all I know is I promised

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<v Speaker 4>a few episodes back that's seventeen will be the cookie episode.

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<v Speaker 4>So get your blood sugar ready because it's cookies next.

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<v Speaker 3>He's gonna eat.

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<v Speaker 1>An entire box of it in a minute and then

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<v Speaker 1>be like I have to cut off all cereal and

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<v Speaker 1>then the podcast is over.

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<v Speaker 4>Please follow us on Twitter at Serial Killers PC. That's

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<v Speaker 4>cereal with a C at PC is for podcasts because

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<v Speaker 4>some idiot already took serial Killers, so we just had.

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<v Speaker 1>A big also a cookbook. There's also a restaurant named

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<v Speaker 1>serial Killers. Our name isn't that creative?

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<v Speaker 4>We just but we thought of it. We didn't look

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<v Speaker 4>it up first. We thought of it, so I was

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<v Speaker 4>in charge of looking it up.

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<v Speaker 3>I agrat it. You failed that, so follow.

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<v Speaker 4>Us please and like us and subscribe to our podcast

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<v Speaker 4>and give us stars and give us five stars. Names

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<v Speaker 4>and purple hearts and pink clovers and blue diamonds.

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<v Speaker 1>You're confusing people.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh okay, until we eat cookies crunch. Oh wait