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Speaker 1: Nah, he showed up.

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Speaker 2: You show up and I danced all night and I

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Speaker 2: think he sweart almost got me pregnant, remember that night.

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Speaker 1: Wanted to take you down. He takes me out the club.

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Speaker 1: He again again. I was like, Joe cracked the motherfucking

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Speaker 1: biggest in the game.

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Speaker 3: You know what it is, your boy, Jada, This is

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Speaker 3: the Joe and Jada Show. Every show legendary, every show iconic.

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Speaker 3: And we stick to our word. Today's guests, it's from

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Speaker 3: the trenches. You think of the culture, you think of comedy.

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Speaker 3: When you think of acting, somebody they try to break,

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Speaker 3: but they can't break.

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Speaker 4: You think of somebody that any anything.

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Speaker 3: She puts a hand on her foot and she does

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Speaker 3: it to the max.

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Speaker 1: Well, her feet ain't done today. Forget shut up.

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Speaker 2: Don't you be snitching men, bro, you say her feet

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Speaker 2: ain't done today. My feet are done every day. But

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Speaker 2: today they've done God's way, natural, no paints. That's how

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Speaker 2: the shrimpers like it, butt naked toes. Well that shrimpers.

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Speaker 1: She ready, Oh that was a four, y'all. That was

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Speaker 1: for a certain demographic out there. You know what I'm saying, yo,

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Speaker 1: sis man, We're so proud of you. Yanna to have

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Speaker 1: you here. You've been killing the game for a long time.

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Speaker 1: You know, you started out, you know, forced the homes

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Speaker 1: and had the roughest time of your life, and now

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Speaker 1: you ain't to be successful. And just like Jaden said,

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Speaker 1: we see they always try to throw money at us,

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Speaker 1: you know what I mean, fake cancel us, but we

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Speaker 1: rise to the occasion because I think cancer is fake.

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Speaker 1: Do you think cancer is fake?

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Speaker 2: I think the only thing that can cancel me is

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Speaker 2: God and myself. Yeah, I could decide to allow whatever

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Speaker 2: the world is saying to stop me from doing my purpose,

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Speaker 2: so I could just do my purpose.

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Speaker 1: And I'm doing my purpose. So however they see me,

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Speaker 1: I'll say, fuck them. Yeah, no, I don't want to

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Speaker 1: them all. You don't try to cancel me. Every couple

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Speaker 1: means fuck them. I don't see them where they are.

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Speaker 1: When you see people in person, they show you nothing

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Speaker 1: but law exact. I'm not gonna look at no fucking

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Speaker 1: social media, no Twitter and think that that's the real deal.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, Sometimes I look at those comments and I be like, dang,

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Speaker 2: I wish I didn't know how to read again, because when.

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Speaker 1: I didn't know how to read in nothing bothering me

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Speaker 1: like that you have.

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Speaker 2: You had to say that ship to my face, Like

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Speaker 2: if you want to talk shit, you have to say

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Speaker 2: it to my face. And and I'm still like that I

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Speaker 2: missed the nineteen hundreds. We'd be like, say that ship again,

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Speaker 2: I slapped the ship out you, and they won't say

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Speaker 2: it again. They won't even say it.

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Speaker 1: You know. Back in the days, men had to have

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Speaker 1: well men, boys, they had to have courage. They seem

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Speaker 1: a pretty girl you gotta walk up to and talk

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Speaker 1: to us. Now it was the d tweet. Yeah. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: they don't even know how to be like, your's up, mama,

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Speaker 1: what's good? Yeah? They are socially awkward soaks. Yeah, they

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Speaker 1: travert and ship on this phone. Mmm. He trying to

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Speaker 1: slide in some DMS right now and then when he

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Speaker 1: meet the girl, I'm like.

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Speaker 2: Looking at it, looking at the ground and smiling at

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Speaker 2: the ground. Look at me in the eyes, nigga right here,

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Speaker 2: nigga right talk to me, don't tech. How about I

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Speaker 2: went on a date and the dude text me, we're

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Speaker 2: sitting at the same table. Why are you texting me

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Speaker 2: and you're sitting right across from me. He's more comfortable

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Speaker 2: texting than talking. Yeah, And I had to look at

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Speaker 2: him and say, I can't read, nigga, use words out

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Speaker 2: your mouth, act like I mean, literally teach me.

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Speaker 1: I want to be with a man that could teach me.

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Speaker 1: Are you a leader? No?

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Speaker 2: No, he definitely not. He wasn't ready. His credit score

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Speaker 2: was bad anyways, awkward?

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Speaker 4: Not this bad?

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Speaker 1: What a woman like you? You make a lot of money?

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Speaker 1: Tip and if when you need a guy to level

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Speaker 2: Hmm, he just gotta have a good credit score and

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Speaker 2: an EI in number. So credit score gotta be seven

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Speaker 2: hundred or higher. Because I feel like your credit scord

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Speaker 2: is are grown up report card, Right, that's your grown

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Speaker 1: That's gonna show me how responsible you are?

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Speaker 1: Do you pay your bills on time?

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Speaker 2: If you make an agreement with with the with the entity,

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Speaker 2: do you fulfill your side of that agreement? Are you

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Speaker 2: frivolous with you?

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Speaker 1: He's not looking at him like, Yo, this guy's hot.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna take him down. Oh no, I'm I know.

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Speaker 2: If I'm gonna take you down, I'm gonna just take

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Speaker 2: you down. And then I'll disappear, okay. Or if I

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Speaker 2: feel like you got potential. If I feel like you

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Speaker 2: got potential, if I want to invest in time in you, now,

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Speaker 2: I need to see if you work the investment. So

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Speaker 1: Right?

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Speaker 2: Because how you spend your money is how you're probably

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Speaker 2: gonna spend my heart, and my heart is very fragile,

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Speaker 2: and I'm not gonna let you just fuck it off.

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Speaker 1: Leave guys. I'm not saying cheap. Guy, I'm cheap. I'm cheap.

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Speaker 1: I'm right, So you're cheap. Yeah, I don't spend a

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Speaker 1: you cheap, you got a lot. I spend my money

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Speaker 1: on land. I invest in the land, right, That's where

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Speaker 1: I spend my money. That's how I buy buildings without

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Speaker 1: with Gucci, Louie and Diamonds they buying land. Yeah, I

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Speaker 2: I feel like, why am I gonna spend all this

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Speaker 2: line I could get diamond I can invest in the

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Speaker 2: mind and that they can send me my ship.

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Speaker 1: Why am I gonna buy that leon? Yeah? You need

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Speaker 2: I got you, my nigga, I got you. I also

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Speaker 2: invested in a lyftyan mine. You need some batteries?

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Speaker 1: I got you.

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Speaker 2: Like, I'm like, I'm the type of person like, why

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Speaker 2: raw resource and then get that, you know, get it as.

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Speaker 1: A affordable price in l a com. Yeah, now you

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Speaker 1: buy minds and ship like that. Yeah, I'm like this.

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Speaker 2: If a bank won't give you a loan to buy

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Speaker 2: you my body's That is that technical? Because because when

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Speaker 2: a man get inside you, he think you is. He

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Speaker 2: want to claim you, like it, like you his land.

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Speaker 1: I think if you I think if every man right,

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Speaker 1: this might be old fat Joe, But I think if

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Speaker 1: every man three fat three fat jos Ago. You remember

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Speaker 1: when I was fat fat Joe right, looked like the

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Speaker 1: king finished. Now you was snagger talk all a lot.

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Speaker 1: But if I think if every man thought about the

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Speaker 1: girl they're having sex with, just saying yobay, mistake God's doing,

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Speaker 1: She's going to be pregnant and have my baby, I

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Speaker 2: Randomly, I think if men lactated when they give women pregnant,

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Speaker 1: If men lactated.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, if every time you got a woman pregnant, your

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Speaker 2: nipples started to leap, you would think twice before you.

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Speaker 1: Men ain't equip. That's that's where well, no, you would quit.

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Speaker 1: You would quip because men nipples leaking. Listen to me,

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Speaker 1: men ain't ready to be in no fucking label rules.

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Speaker 2: Like if I become president, I'm gonna get some scientists

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Speaker 2: to put something in the weed and the beer. And

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Speaker 2: every time you get somebody pregnant, damn you breastfeeding nigga?

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Speaker 2: Yeah you gonna yeah, yeah, yeah, you don't like that.

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Speaker 2: Huh you don't like that though?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Now you got babies hanging on to your nipples? Yeah yeah,

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Speaker 2: what that feel like?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? Take the baby on the road with your player.

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Speaker 1: Yeah if you carried your kids on the carry thing

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Speaker 1: wrongol yo, but this could be. Listen, this could be.

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Speaker 1: This could be. How does that feel? This could be

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Speaker 1: out of the troe because people make their own decisions.

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Speaker 1: But me personally, when I see a guy and the

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Speaker 1: I said, man, he making the work too hard, bro,

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Speaker 1: way better. Ain't walk belly. This ain't the boarman's beat,

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Speaker 1: I'm telling you. And they do it because they be like,

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Speaker 1: all right, we're married, We're gonna go seven babies. And

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Speaker 1: I'm like, yo, that ship a little bit too much

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Speaker 1: I don't know if she ever get divorce. I don't

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Speaker 1: know who's like, yo, I want the yonder.

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Speaker 2: Somebody do want the eight somebody want Somebody want the

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Speaker 2: someubbody want it. Somebody always won't they want the aid.

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Speaker 2: Somebody want it, so as nobody for somebody another man's treasure.

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Speaker 2: You ain't fucking somebody want it.

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Speaker 1: Let me tell you.

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Speaker 2: I tell you the story with some men. Okay, I'm like,

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Speaker 2: no im.

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Speaker 1: This is on me, on me.

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Speaker 2: Boogoo bigle wolves, boogle wolves. When you see it's like

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Speaker 1: We call we call these dudes stuck in the face.

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Speaker 1: When they're stuck in the there's nothing you could do,

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Speaker 1: you so fucking ugly, you stuck in your face. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: we call them niggas. Stuck in the face, and those

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Speaker 1: I don't understand because well, some of them arrogant, like

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Speaker 1: we know some stuck in the facers that come around

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Speaker 1: girls and act like they the flyers dudes in the world.

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Speaker 1: But that means they got the money. Stuck in the face, man,

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Speaker 1: I swear, and God I went to I went. I

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Speaker 1: I think I was just sitting there because people watch,

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Speaker 1: and I think I was just looking at stuck in

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Speaker 1: the facers the whole night. I was like, Oh, he's

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Speaker 1: stuck in the face. He's you went to the ugly

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Speaker 1: people party. I think so. I believe so. And they

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Speaker 1: were very friendly people. But the friendly just told you, no, no,

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Speaker 1: they friend Nah. Some of them we know stuck in

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Speaker 1: the facers that like, are really arrogant up stuff. I

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Speaker 1: just think when men get money, right, I think that's

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Speaker 1: the biggest difference they ego. Once they get money, they

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Speaker 1: even get tough. Or he could be the ugliest dude

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Speaker 1: in America. Think he handsome and flying like I don't know, hmmm,

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Speaker 1: oh you gotta go. Who's fun? Oh? It was yu Keita.

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Speaker 1: This is like what somebody throw a fat and they

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Speaker 1: don't claim it, right, That's what's going on. Five.

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Speaker 2: Well, it was an old it was. There was a

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Speaker 2: ring from the night on hundred that.

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Speaker 1: Your jaws on the plane and you're looking around like

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Speaker 1: who fought it? But you foight it, Joe.

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Speaker 2: That ring was from the nineteen hundreds. So whoever did

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Speaker 2: it got gray hair around their nuts.

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Speaker 1: It was great liars too, Chris. We immediately looked at them. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 2: I said that ring tone was from the nineteen hundreds.

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Speaker 2: they got gray hair around their nuts? Garant, damn it

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Speaker 3: Listen, first black female comedy, the first black female comedy

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Speaker 2: Like I'm just like, you know how like if you

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Speaker 2: my thumbprint on every sketch, Like I wrote my monologue

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Speaker 2: there you go, little tea. You dreamed about doing this,

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Speaker 2: And then I was like hell, motherfucker no, I want

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Speaker 1: I didn't quit on me.

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Speaker 1: And then when I got nominated for an.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's crazy because and The similar thing was, you know,

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Speaker 1: I'm all the way up.

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Speaker 3: You know.

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Speaker 1: Motherfucker's over there looking at you like they you wasn't

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Speaker 1: But those moments are the moments where you can't sleep.

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Speaker 1: And also Puerto Rican Parade. Every year, the Puerto Rican Parade.

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Speaker 3: I get like that before every every performance, really, Helle

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Speaker 1: The only time I get nervous is like a big

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Speaker 1: New York show because we're from here. You got a

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Speaker 1: day two three D. How does one hundred people show

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Speaker 1: Why won't we do Madison Square Gone, hundred and fifty

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Speaker 3: That gives me a headache. I need all taping people

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Speaker 1: It's like a class reunion. Oh yah, I love that.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I did the Staple Center in LA and it

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Speaker 2: That was the dumbest thing I could have said. What's

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Speaker 3: Everybody come backstage and every last person that haven't went

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but it was like my bullies came backstage too,

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Speaker 2: I told you I was gonna make it. Look at

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Speaker 2: be somebody, baby mama, you ain't shit. You're gonna be

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Speaker 2: on welfare, You're gonna be this like And for a

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Speaker 2: And it's crazy.

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Speaker 1: Because I watch a lot of Cardi B's interviews from

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Speaker 1: from day one to now, and she always talks about

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Speaker 1: never gonna be that. Really like people really are? They

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Speaker 1: it just bullies you. Yeah, they would be like you

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Speaker 1: too pretty to do comedy? Ain't nobody gonna laugh at

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Speaker 2: Then I'll go ahead and open the motherfucking lane up then,

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Speaker 2: And pretty girls don't do it, but beautif for women

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Speaker 2: do do it. And when people say, oh, girls aren't funny, okay,

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Speaker 2: Stuck in the face, then you stuck in the fighter

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Speaker 2: because you look just like her.

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Speaker 1: So like watch what you say. I see one time

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Speaker 1: most beautiful the baby came out, he's suiting. He's just like, Yo,

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Speaker 1: yo jada. It's like doing so much fucking surgery. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you're thinking you with the baddest chick in the world

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Speaker 1: are stuck in the face came out they live like Yo,

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Speaker 1: I didn't buy into this. Yeah, that's not what I

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Speaker 1: be thinking, like some women, not just women, someone who.

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Speaker 4: Look when the baby could grow out of this stuff?

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Speaker 1: Sometimes they kiss if you do sing and you fantasize

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Speaker 4: It's fact, right, And sometimes they could grow out of it.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, no, hell no, no, they're gonna have the surgery always.

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Speaker 2: Some of them got a surgery out of it.

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Speaker 1: You know what I never understood, right, how get you fixed.

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Speaker 2: They face and they constantly say positive the East to them.

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Speaker 2: If you you are, you are kind, you are sweet,

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Speaker 2: You glow when you step into a room. Your people

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Speaker 2: are attracted to your light. Your light is better than

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Speaker 1: Like old school ship, my grandmother. You got a ring

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Speaker 1: that can help it. Stuck in the facer. There's a

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Speaker 2: Yeah, dude gotta be funny. He gotta smell good. He

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Speaker 1: We might because some god stink, right, Yeah, the how

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Speaker 1: the fuck? You don't know when you stink? Man, they

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Speaker 4: They think that thek for so long they don't know.

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Speaker 1: Regularly, Ship, you look at your something. I was in

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Speaker 1: But I was getting something, and I say, yo, I

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Speaker 1: my man, this ship you stink, My man, and you

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Speaker 1: you somebody need to tell you that your ship out

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Speaker 1: of control. And you don't just think you tearing the

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Speaker 1: can't discriminate. You can't this. If you're in my business

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Speaker 1: smelling like shit, you got the fucking dope.

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Speaker 4: If you tearing the paint off, you can get fired.

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Speaker 1: How about how about them people I'm talking about the

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Speaker 2: You ain't seeing them in a while to give you

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Speaker 1: Sho I want a wedding. One time I went to

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Speaker 1: I said, I said, damn, this ain't right right, Like listen,

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Speaker 1: I really like, you ain't never seen me stinking your

434
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Speaker 1: fucking life. Well, we was in George and shooting that

435
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Speaker 1: movie that when ship one day, a little caller ship you.

436
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Speaker 1: You ain't never sell on me. Steinking you was a

437
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Speaker 1: little songcy that day. I'm the post y'all for that.

438
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Speaker 2: Nigga, Molly smell like dirty gotta be fucking dolls. Nuts

439
00:22:38,480 --> 00:22:43,359
Speaker 2: smell like dirty crayons today, y'all. He was a little

440
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Speaker 2: softy that day. It was hot, sticky out there. I

441
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Speaker 2: promise you where your brother at he could promise that nigga.

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Speaker 2: Maybe you were smelling him, you.

443
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Speaker 1: Want to he was smelling right. I was you on

444
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Speaker 1: like Carnea side of top.

445
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Speaker 2: I was sitting in the Sunda little minudeo song a

446
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Speaker 2: sweet stack full of ship. I was like, Oh, his

447
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Speaker 2: nuts probably smell like salty plums and dirty crayon.

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Speaker 1: Yo. I'm one of the cleanest men you ever meet

449
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Speaker 1: in your fucking life. Everybody not on that day. Everybody

450
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Speaker 1: was a little softy that day.

451
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Speaker 3: Everybody loved groovy and you just have a big groovy

452
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Speaker 3: little to stylens, my man groove, you know, groove stinkers. No,

453
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Speaker 3: I took them with me on tour. I had to

454
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Speaker 3: show over the water. I don't want to stay well

455
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Speaker 3: because I wanted to go back. But oh yeah, that's

456
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Speaker 3: just one of them show where I should have never

457
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Speaker 3: did this song. Put your hands off.

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Speaker 1: Crazy, that's ship chronic. I get through all of that.

459
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Speaker 1: I smell cut through the air.

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Speaker 4: It's horrific.

461
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Speaker 1: I get it. I get through.

462
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Speaker 3: I'm backstage, you chilling now. This is when they still

463
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Speaker 3: got the disposable, the yellow camera. Shure, I'm talking to

464
00:24:03,760 --> 00:24:07,560
Speaker 3: somebody bruise over there and laughing. I wonder what he's

465
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Speaker 3: laughing for. When I turned around, it's one of them

466
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Speaker 3: with no shirt on.

467
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Speaker 4: He took his shaufie with me. Look, I was the

468
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Speaker 4: mad at you know, some of them more players.

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Speaker 1: It was all over my shoulder. It was, and it's like,

470
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Speaker 1: you gotta burn the shirt because it turns out body.

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Speaker 1: I won't say who, but I seen you with a

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Speaker 1: guy one time, and I seen you. You was handling

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Speaker 1: him like a dude. Dude. Yeah yeah, you was like yo,

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Speaker 1: stay there and this guy was actually flying. Nah. She

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Speaker 1: had like I can't say, but I was watching you.

476
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Speaker 1: You was moving like a dude, like you was like,

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Speaker 1: you're over there. You know you move and I moved.

478
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Speaker 1: Just this day. I was looking. I said, damn, Tiffany

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Speaker 1: really on top of the world right now handling them

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Speaker 1: allfucker like that, like you know, she had him like,

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Speaker 1: you know, on the side. No, no picks with you

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Speaker 1: nowhere near? You know, she had that boy like, yeah,

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Speaker 1: Tip your tip. I seen it. I see it without

484
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Speaker 1: just one of those was it. It's a couple of those. No,

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Speaker 1: was the NBA player player the NBA players getting Now

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Speaker 1: we're getting warmed. I'm just saying, no, I'm not. We're

487
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Speaker 1: not doing that you. I'm just saying I was shunning them.

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Speaker 1: I ain't hit one of those, liar, I had trying

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Speaker 1: to hit Tip. You've been lying a lot, you know,

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Speaker 1: I am not the first of all. What you ain't

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Speaker 1: is no lie.

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Speaker 2: Okay, Hey, I'm not finna lie on my stuff. I

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Speaker 1: I am working on it tentatively. That's why now now now, now,

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Speaker 1: maybe maybe you I was there, I was performing live.

496
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Speaker 1: You were shunning him, you had him over there, stuff

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Speaker 1: like this. He's a fly god to you had him like,

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Speaker 1: I wasn't there. We move now, I wasn't said first

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Speaker 1: Yo. I was at your stand up and you talked

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Speaker 1: about you went to jail in Beverly Hills. Yes, how

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Speaker 1: was that like? So nice? I've been to many jails.

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Speaker 1: I've been to many jails.

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna tell you that's the nicest jail I ever

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Speaker 2: been to, and I've been to like ten or fifteen,

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Speaker 2: and I'm gonna saying that was the nicest when they

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Speaker 2: got a call button in there. It's very clean there

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Speaker 2: except police. The police are very like respectful, I guess

546
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Speaker 2: because they're getting paid more than the average police officer.

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Speaker 1: It was great. They served like peanut butter and jelly

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Speaker 1: sandwiches and actual tang like. It was great. You know,

549
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Speaker 1: I wasn't great. I went to UK right, so I

550
00:28:36,880 --> 00:28:39,920
Speaker 1: was been from the UK for no reason, for many

551
00:28:40,360 --> 00:28:43,520
Speaker 1: reason because I went to jail. But they so they

552
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Speaker 1: wouldn't let me back in and the promoters would be like, yo,

553
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Speaker 1: I got you, I got the juice just to say.

554
00:28:49,000 --> 00:28:50,760
Speaker 1: I'd be like, yo, bro, I can't get in. So

555
00:28:50,840 --> 00:28:53,040
Speaker 1: they booked me for one of them stadiums over there

556
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Speaker 1: and they like yo boom. So I fly over there

557
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Speaker 1: and they go, fat, yo, what's up? This is just

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Speaker 1: something's the wharf? Could you step back here with me?

559
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Speaker 1: That's just sure, no problem is that? Could you? And

560
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Speaker 1: I just came off the plan. I'm in the airport.

561
00:29:05,520 --> 00:29:06,880
Speaker 1: It was like could you put your hands in there?

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Speaker 1: And they searched me nicely It was like they opened

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Speaker 1: up a thing and it was like, you want a

564
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Speaker 1: turkey sandwich. I took a turkey sandwich, a juice haping,

565
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Speaker 1: a juice of this. Then it took me to this room.

566
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Speaker 1: They opened the door. I went inside. They closed the

567
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Speaker 1: door with no handling it like hello, you in the

568
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Speaker 1: nicest jail ever created. It was I'm stuck here there

569
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Speaker 1: to poster ball Mally a couch in jail in the UK.

570
00:29:33,080 --> 00:29:36,840
Speaker 1: I'm sitting there was the most pleasant here you go

571
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Speaker 1: to jail. Shit. But did they have a.

572
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Speaker 2: Car button in there? They had no fucking cause line

573
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Speaker 2: had a call button in it and it actually worked.

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Speaker 1: I pushed the.

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Speaker 2: Button like I've been to jail before it and like

576
00:29:46,720 --> 00:29:49,680
Speaker 2: if you want the police attention, you gotta scream out.

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Speaker 1: Officer, somebody daddy here.

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00:29:52,960 --> 00:29:54,840
Speaker 2: I'm believing the death like and then they'll show up

579
00:29:54,880 --> 00:29:57,720
Speaker 2: like thirty forty five minutes later. But in Beverly Hills,

580
00:29:57,760 --> 00:29:59,920
Speaker 2: you push that car button, they come right through the

581
00:30:00,080 --> 00:30:04,440
Speaker 2: intercom immediately. Yes, miss Hattish, do you need something like? Yeah,

582
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Speaker 2: my cycles started in here, y'all toilet paper. I don't

583
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Speaker 2: know what y'all got in here. This toilet paper made

584
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Speaker 2: out of rice, paper or something. It disintegrates immediately. Do

585
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Speaker 2: y'all have any like sanitary lunkins? And when I tell

586
00:30:15,960 --> 00:30:19,440
Speaker 2: you the best Maxi pad, the thing was huge. It

587
00:30:19,520 --> 00:30:22,640
Speaker 2: went around the biggest pad I ever seen in my life.

588
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Speaker 2: It went from the top of my belly button to

589
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Speaker 2: my brass strap. Nigga, And I was wearing a thong,

590
00:30:27,160 --> 00:30:29,720
Speaker 2: so it looked like a fellow in a rope. And

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Speaker 2: now I'm gonna spoke. I'm a spokesperson for Beverly Hills

592
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Speaker 2: jail pads. I really liked that jail. I really think

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Speaker 2: every police station, like I don't know if you can

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Speaker 2: learn from them, they could learn from them. And it's

595
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Speaker 2: just I felt like a human right And maybe I

596
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Speaker 2: made a mistake. But if I ever decided to make

597
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Speaker 2: any mistakes ever again, I only want to do it

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Speaker 2: in Beverly Hill.

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Speaker 1: In Beverly Hills, because they just disconnect between let's say

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Speaker 1: civilians and offices. Is how they talk to you and

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Speaker 1: how they treat you. You know, she said. The best

602
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Speaker 1: thing she said is I felt human. I made a mistake.

603
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Speaker 1: Maybe I made a mistake. Maybe they throwing this shit

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Speaker 1: out Monday at the court. But one thing they don't do.

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Speaker 1: Is the cops always fair? I never I have. I

606
00:31:20,200 --> 00:31:24,320
Speaker 1: have a real tough problem with police to like I

607
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Speaker 1: have a now more than ever, I have a real

608
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Speaker 1: tough time because I am superurely rich compared to these

609
00:31:32,960 --> 00:31:35,760
Speaker 1: guys right now, and when they pull me over and

610
00:31:35,800 --> 00:31:38,200
Speaker 1: they want to talk to me. Now, I'm just telling you,

611
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Speaker 1: when they want to talk to me like they could

612
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Speaker 1: talk like they God or they the king of Earth.

613
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Speaker 1: And I'm sitting there. The last guy who stopped me,

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Speaker 1: I said, Yo, my man, dude, what the fuck you

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Speaker 1: want to do? Either giving me the ticket? On on

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Speaker 1: my way and dead ass? I'd like to be respectful.

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Speaker 1: You not talking to me. I'm with my family. You

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Speaker 1: talk to me like I'm less of a man in all,

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Speaker 1: I'm not me Jose. I'm not going for that. So

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Speaker 1: give me the ticket. Do what you gotta do. If

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Speaker 1: not your poor I'm rich. I don't give a fuck

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Speaker 1: what you're talking. Yeah, I'm saying King. I know, Rodney King.

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Speaker 1: But what I'm trying to tell you is a very

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Speaker 1: respectful your license and registration. Here you go. This is that.

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00:32:21,360 --> 00:32:24,360
Speaker 1: Here you go. Don't be having meetings, whether you want

626
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Speaker 1: to give me a ticket, for no reason anyway, And

627
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Speaker 1: you're about twenty four years old. Like, yo, bro, come on,

628
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Speaker 1: you don't have posters of us in your war growing up.

629
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Speaker 1: Get the fuck out of it. I'm not a problem

630
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Speaker 1: in jail with them niggas. He was not talking to

631
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Speaker 1: me like that. You know why I happened at that

632
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Speaker 1: party over day. I see my man Toffee in Miami.

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Speaker 1: He was in jail with me. If I'm Cat and

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Speaker 1: any of the Mongolians, every shit I'm talking about, that

635
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Speaker 1: guy would tell you he is not saying that I

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Speaker 1: did not have the I'm sitting over there right, motherfucker's

637
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Speaker 1: working and they want to eat. I don't have a problem.

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Speaker 1: I got twelve dozen of chicken every every fucking day.

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Speaker 1: I got whatever the fuck I want. I'm living like

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Speaker 1: my ship, like a fucking warmth in his pro saying,

641
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Speaker 1: I'm not lying to you. My ship, they give you chicken,

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Speaker 1: a piece of chicken on every Thursday. If I'm lying

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Speaker 1: to you, are you talking? I had a dozen of

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Speaker 1: fucking chicken legs every day. This I love chicken legs. Yo.

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Speaker 1: The corruption I hated, you know what I mean? It

646
00:33:27,720 --> 00:33:33,520
Speaker 1: ain't pigeon the well yarysquell all right. The point is

647
00:33:34,440 --> 00:33:38,440
Speaker 1: one day I seen nothing expensive they supposed to feed. You, say,

648
00:33:38,760 --> 00:33:41,200
Speaker 1: nine in the morning, it was damned near like one

649
00:33:41,240 --> 00:33:44,320
Speaker 1: o'clock and all the work, and these guys are they

650
00:33:44,320 --> 00:33:47,320
Speaker 1: ain't got nothing, so they waiting on that whatever they

651
00:33:47,400 --> 00:33:51,320
Speaker 1: cooking for, So they made chickens. This correction officer due

652
00:33:51,440 --> 00:33:53,880
Speaker 1: he was black too, by the way. He came with

653
00:33:54,000 --> 00:33:58,160
Speaker 1: them boots, rubber boots up there here and shit, and

654
00:33:58,240 --> 00:34:00,440
Speaker 1: this guy be talking that ship. He come up, nigga,

655
00:34:00,520 --> 00:34:04,200
Speaker 1: Hold up, these niggas have been waiting for like twelve

656
00:34:04,280 --> 00:34:07,480
Speaker 1: hours to eat these chicken wings that they made. Hold up.

657
00:34:08,080 --> 00:34:13,319
Speaker 1: Flip that over, Flip that over. Yeah, that one there

658
00:34:13,400 --> 00:34:15,600
Speaker 1: before the prisoners eat. He was in there like making

659
00:34:15,640 --> 00:34:17,520
Speaker 1: the selection. I went up in there and grabbed chicken

660
00:34:17,560 --> 00:34:19,640
Speaker 1: wings in his face. Get the fuck out of here

661
00:34:19,719 --> 00:34:23,839
Speaker 1: with that shit. Huh much. I knew he got into

662
00:34:23,880 --> 00:34:26,040
Speaker 1: the words. I walked away with that. I'm not dumb niggas.

663
00:34:26,160 --> 00:34:28,239
Speaker 1: All these niggas U see getting smacked on the back

664
00:34:28,239 --> 00:34:30,359
Speaker 1: of their head and all that. That's not Jo crack.

665
00:34:30,520 --> 00:34:32,480
Speaker 1: And to tell you the truth, I had twelve dousand

666
00:34:32,560 --> 00:34:35,200
Speaker 1: chicken like. I didn't even need the wings. I did

667
00:34:35,239 --> 00:34:36,759
Speaker 1: it just to let him know, nigga, I don't give

668
00:34:36,800 --> 00:34:40,040
Speaker 1: a fuck about what you're thinking gonna were pout. I'm

669
00:34:40,080 --> 00:34:43,640
Speaker 1: not going for that shit. I don't know about I

670
00:34:43,719 --> 00:34:47,440
Speaker 1: haven't been to prison. I only been to No. Two. Listen,

671
00:34:48,200 --> 00:34:50,759
Speaker 1: they was the leged in I never miss yourself for

672
00:34:50,840 --> 00:34:53,359
Speaker 1: three hours. By the way, that guy the next day

673
00:34:53,440 --> 00:34:55,359
Speaker 1: he used to fuck with people the most. That next

674
00:34:55,440 --> 00:34:58,640
Speaker 1: day he came back and said sorry, he did his history.

675
00:34:58,680 --> 00:35:01,719
Speaker 1: He said, Yo, I'm sorry. I did not know what tom.

676
00:35:01,840 --> 00:35:03,759
Speaker 1: I said, Oh, I'm not trying to flip, but you

677
00:35:03,880 --> 00:35:06,880
Speaker 1: did them. I had a girl in the jail. She

678
00:35:07,120 --> 00:35:10,480
Speaker 1: was a fucking you could. Her name was Raggedy Ann.

679
00:35:10,680 --> 00:35:14,600
Speaker 1: She have red hair. She walk around like this. She

680
00:35:14,800 --> 00:35:17,279
Speaker 1: do she walk around? Did she work this? Yes? It

681
00:35:17,400 --> 00:35:20,879
Speaker 1: was the corruption offic sudden, just wh house with these

682
00:35:21,239 --> 00:35:24,920
Speaker 1: raggedy ann Listen, what are we doing? She's raggedy Ann, bro.

683
00:35:25,560 --> 00:35:27,960
Speaker 1: And she walk up in there, this white lady with

684
00:35:28,080 --> 00:35:30,400
Speaker 1: the red hair. She walk up in there, tripping on niggas.

685
00:35:30,719 --> 00:35:34,440
Speaker 1: Every this my fucking jail and I'm this this this

686
00:35:34,760 --> 00:35:37,200
Speaker 1: me and her, we ain't even have to talk. So

687
00:35:37,480 --> 00:35:39,799
Speaker 1: in the jail, I work in the kitchen. They got

688
00:35:39,840 --> 00:35:45,439
Speaker 1: the kitchen for the cops in the same thing. Of course,

689
00:35:45,520 --> 00:35:47,680
Speaker 1: Fat Joe used to walk up in there pull out

690
00:35:47,719 --> 00:35:49,839
Speaker 1: the sneak of ice cream. Boss, when the shit walk

691
00:35:49,920 --> 00:35:51,680
Speaker 1: out with the ice cream every day, I ain't give

692
00:35:51,719 --> 00:35:54,279
Speaker 1: a fuck, like nothing, I'm not sneaking one day the

693
00:35:54,360 --> 00:35:59,560
Speaker 1: bitch catching she grab as shit. She couldn't even wait

694
00:35:59,760 --> 00:36:03,600
Speaker 1: for something with Fat Joe. She this my mother fucking jail.

695
00:36:03,719 --> 00:36:06,439
Speaker 1: This this this a movie. I'm like, you know I'm wrong.

696
00:36:06,640 --> 00:36:08,279
Speaker 1: You know she caught me still in this ship. I'm

697
00:36:08,360 --> 00:36:11,160
Speaker 1: just walking away. She talking to shit. We in the building,

698
00:36:11,239 --> 00:36:13,040
Speaker 1: so we on our way to go up. She are

699
00:36:13,160 --> 00:36:15,799
Speaker 1: saying this, it's a hundred niggas. I'm like, I made

700
00:36:15,840 --> 00:36:18,719
Speaker 1: sure I was ninety nine. You heard two time, felling

701
00:36:18,800 --> 00:36:21,680
Speaker 1: like I'm in the back of the line. Helly, motherfucking

702
00:36:21,760 --> 00:36:24,640
Speaker 1: think they rich and famous here this is. I said, well, mister,

703
00:36:24,800 --> 00:36:28,439
Speaker 1: might be gotta be talking about me. If I step

704
00:36:28,520 --> 00:36:30,320
Speaker 1: out in the line, you gotta be talking about me.

705
00:36:30,760 --> 00:36:33,000
Speaker 1: She said, well, maybe I'm talking about you. I said,

706
00:36:33,080 --> 00:36:36,960
Speaker 1: miss look, let me tell you the bad news. I've

707
00:36:37,000 --> 00:36:38,960
Speaker 1: been in here three months. I only got four of

708
00:36:39,040 --> 00:36:42,160
Speaker 1: my mansions on the water down the block. You only

709
00:36:42,280 --> 00:36:45,000
Speaker 1: got one month to run it off. If you want

710
00:36:45,040 --> 00:36:47,279
Speaker 1: to fuck with me every day and try to play

711
00:36:47,320 --> 00:36:49,720
Speaker 1: with me, I'm out of here in two fucking three weeks.

712
00:36:50,239 --> 00:36:53,160
Speaker 1: She said, well, what if you leave in the pine box?

713
00:36:55,760 --> 00:36:58,400
Speaker 1: One hundred niggas shut the fuck up so fat they

714
00:36:58,440 --> 00:37:01,120
Speaker 1: were like, I got back in the line. I said, oh,

715
00:37:01,239 --> 00:37:07,919
Speaker 1: let me not play with this. Sure enough, eight months

716
00:37:08,000 --> 00:37:10,680
Speaker 1: after I'm in jail, I can't sleep One night looking

717
00:37:10,760 --> 00:37:15,720
Speaker 1: at the local news in Miami. Federal correction officer kills

718
00:37:15,760 --> 00:37:18,040
Speaker 1: her husband, throws them off the boat in the middle

719
00:37:18,040 --> 00:37:20,719
Speaker 1: of this bitch killed her husband and they had the

720
00:37:20,920 --> 00:37:24,600
Speaker 1: cameras on the houses showing her dumping the Boxy, yo,

721
00:37:24,680 --> 00:37:29,040
Speaker 1: this bitch is she's in Nigger The facts called me

722
00:37:29,080 --> 00:37:30,839
Speaker 1: one day. He was like, this is the federal disc

723
00:37:30,880 --> 00:37:33,560
Speaker 1: I said, who the federal Yeah, we heard you had

724
00:37:33,600 --> 00:37:35,919
Speaker 1: an incident. I said, money, get the fuck out of here.

725
00:37:35,960 --> 00:37:37,879
Speaker 1: I hang up the phone so fast and I dropped.

726
00:37:37,920 --> 00:37:42,000
Speaker 1: But she killed the husband. Raggedy Ann was the truth.

727
00:37:44,200 --> 00:37:48,040
Speaker 1: Raggedy Ann, you know, Tiffany, you got this new show.

728
00:37:48,160 --> 00:37:55,520
Speaker 1: Let's let's trying to obviously ain't trying to sell back.

729
00:37:55,560 --> 00:37:58,320
Speaker 1: She obviously, I ain't trying to sell No, nown polish.

730
00:37:58,920 --> 00:38:01,759
Speaker 1: She ain't trying to sell no foot polished that she

731
00:38:01,960 --> 00:38:04,600
Speaker 1: got a show man. Let's hear it. Yo, Yo, Tiff,

732
00:38:04,800 --> 00:38:06,680
Speaker 1: I'm not going to forgive you for that ship you said.

733
00:38:06,680 --> 00:38:10,440
Speaker 1: I stunk like balls like this. I'm not that ball out.

734
00:38:10,880 --> 00:38:14,319
Speaker 2: Your bass smelled like dirty crayons. Probably, I'm not sure

735
00:38:14,960 --> 00:38:20,200
Speaker 2: dirty dirty smell like everybody tested.

736
00:38:20,160 --> 00:38:23,839
Speaker 4: Before we get it should though, you know I always.

737
00:38:23,560 --> 00:38:26,440
Speaker 2: Got a swing with all our guess guess what he

738
00:38:26,520 --> 00:38:29,279
Speaker 2: got too? Mean, he got two with me, yo, you

739
00:38:29,480 --> 00:38:33,560
Speaker 2: did it. He got two with me, and it's fire.

740
00:38:33,640 --> 00:38:35,880
Speaker 2: We got two of them when they for Tiff.

741
00:38:36,000 --> 00:38:42,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, slappers, slappers, dangers, straight up banger. He talk with

742
00:38:42,239 --> 00:38:43,840
Speaker 1: you because I asked him for a verse. I got

743
00:38:43,960 --> 00:38:48,000
Speaker 1: to wait three years. This guy, yeah you alive. No, No,

744
00:38:48,560 --> 00:38:48,879
Speaker 1: he can't.

745
00:38:49,040 --> 00:38:51,440
Speaker 2: His ship is fired though, like his bars is like

746
00:38:51,560 --> 00:38:55,120
Speaker 2: he never missed undeniable. He was like when I heard

747
00:38:55,160 --> 00:38:57,160
Speaker 2: it the first time, I cried, I was so happy,

748
00:38:57,280 --> 00:38:59,040
Speaker 2: and then I was like, well, I don't have his

749
00:38:59,200 --> 00:39:01,520
Speaker 2: phone number so I could like show you my gratitude.

750
00:39:01,640 --> 00:39:03,839
Speaker 1: I had to call this person to call that power.

751
00:39:04,000 --> 00:39:06,479
Speaker 1: I kind of it made me feel some type of ways.

752
00:39:07,000 --> 00:39:09,720
Speaker 3: Until Brinkley got involved. I thought it was a scam.

753
00:39:10,200 --> 00:39:13,960
Speaker 3: I'm like this really, Fontifity had like you know what

754
00:39:14,000 --> 00:39:14,919
Speaker 3: I'm saying, one.

755
00:39:14,880 --> 00:39:17,839
Speaker 1: Of them mine it was, and we're gonna drop that soon.

756
00:39:17,960 --> 00:39:20,879
Speaker 1: Too few parties. But then it's a real thing.

757
00:39:21,040 --> 00:39:22,279
Speaker 4: So yes, going down.

758
00:39:22,400 --> 00:39:26,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, and it's going down her hilarious after real deal.

759
00:39:26,200 --> 00:39:26,359
Speaker 3: Man.

760
00:39:26,520 --> 00:39:29,000
Speaker 1: You know, whenever I invited to my birthday party, she's

761
00:39:29,080 --> 00:39:31,040
Speaker 1: in town. She come in. Whatever I asked her for.

762
00:39:31,280 --> 00:39:34,600
Speaker 1: She always solid. She wanted the few people in the

763
00:39:34,760 --> 00:39:37,319
Speaker 1: industry that you could always count on if she could

764
00:39:37,400 --> 00:39:39,960
Speaker 1: make it happen. And you right off the top. I'm

765
00:39:39,960 --> 00:39:41,600
Speaker 1: gonna be there if I could be there, and if

766
00:39:41,600 --> 00:39:44,759
Speaker 1: I can't, I can't. He showed up.

767
00:39:45,040 --> 00:39:46,880
Speaker 2: You show up and I danced all night and I

768
00:39:46,960 --> 00:39:48,760
Speaker 2: think he sweat almost got me pregnant.

769
00:39:49,440 --> 00:39:54,279
Speaker 1: Remember that night, Oh my god, swe wanted to take

770
00:39:54,360 --> 00:39:54,759
Speaker 1: it down.

771
00:39:55,120 --> 00:39:59,640
Speaker 2: He takes me out the club again again. I was like,

772
00:40:03,200 --> 00:40:05,680
Speaker 2: I was dancing at s w V and shit like

773
00:40:05,800 --> 00:40:06,920
Speaker 2: this was prizy.

774
00:40:07,440 --> 00:40:11,960
Speaker 1: I gets so week. You know, she's funny. This is

775
00:40:12,080 --> 00:40:14,560
Speaker 1: that's the way Mary, Jamie and Mary was drinking it

776
00:40:14,680 --> 00:40:16,759
Speaker 1: death for the party and then I can't party with you.

777
00:40:17,040 --> 00:40:19,560
Speaker 1: It was like, you know, it's crazy Floyd Mayweather walked

778
00:40:19,600 --> 00:40:23,480
Speaker 1: in that night. Money may Weather right birthday party had

779
00:40:23,480 --> 00:40:26,879
Speaker 1: a sea through bag with bricks of gold in the bag,

780
00:40:27,680 --> 00:40:30,320
Speaker 1: and motherfucker might have walked in for twenty thirty minutes,

781
00:40:30,360 --> 00:40:33,600
Speaker 1: walked around everybody with the fucking gold bars and the shit,

782
00:40:33,680 --> 00:40:37,680
Speaker 1: and just left. Floyd Mayweather. Boy, he be flexing. Oh

783
00:40:38,480 --> 00:40:39,520
Speaker 1: he flexed.

784
00:40:39,800 --> 00:40:42,000
Speaker 2: He said he was gonna make a donation to my

785
00:40:42,200 --> 00:40:44,640
Speaker 2: charity when I went and bought the groceries for the people,

786
00:40:44,680 --> 00:40:45,800
Speaker 2: and I'm still waiting.

787
00:40:45,920 --> 00:40:46,280
Speaker 1: Floyd.

788
00:40:46,719 --> 00:40:49,680
Speaker 2: You showed all that money on ig like I got you, tif,

789
00:40:49,719 --> 00:40:51,719
Speaker 2: I got you, held up bricks and breaks the money,

790
00:40:52,040 --> 00:40:53,680
Speaker 2: and you still didn't make the donation.

791
00:40:54,480 --> 00:40:57,160
Speaker 1: I try to ask better couple of those, but you

792
00:40:57,440 --> 00:41:00,600
Speaker 1: always paid. You ain't sucking me. I come up to

793
00:41:00,680 --> 00:41:04,800
Speaker 1: this state charity pure sucker. You ever heard of a

794
00:41:04,920 --> 00:41:07,800
Speaker 1: pure sucker? Now you're like, I go, I'm telling you

795
00:41:07,840 --> 00:41:11,399
Speaker 1: what kind of man? That's only truth. I walk into

796
00:41:11,520 --> 00:41:13,640
Speaker 1: charity if just suckd I It's like they throw the

797
00:41:13,719 --> 00:41:18,279
Speaker 1: motherfucking light on my boom. You're sucking lord, you sucking down,

798
00:41:21,680 --> 00:41:25,880
Speaker 1: clean buddy? What your suckond down? I woun'd eve, I

799
00:41:26,040 --> 00:41:28,120
Speaker 1: go to the lit where your lips is shaped. I

800
00:41:28,200 --> 00:41:31,120
Speaker 1: go to the charity they Joe come through show let

801
00:41:31,200 --> 00:41:35,120
Speaker 1: me bro speed you right, let me feed. I'm the

802
00:41:35,320 --> 00:41:38,600
Speaker 1: truth is I go to the charity event and I

803
00:41:38,680 --> 00:41:41,480
Speaker 1: wear a little suit. I think of supporting. Somebody tell

804
00:41:41,560 --> 00:41:44,080
Speaker 1: me tu time fellas say yo, we're doing the charity whatever.

805
00:41:44,520 --> 00:41:46,400
Speaker 1: I come throughing the shot you got fat Joe in

806
00:41:46,440 --> 00:41:49,480
Speaker 1: the building. I really ain't come for you to throw

807
00:41:49,560 --> 00:41:52,279
Speaker 1: the light on me and go boom, mister fat Joe,

808
00:41:52,360 --> 00:41:54,120
Speaker 1: what do you think you got? Thirty six thousand? Night

809
00:41:54,200 --> 00:41:56,480
Speaker 1: now forty six thousand? Right now? Do you got fifty

810
00:41:56,480 --> 00:41:59,520
Speaker 1: six thousand? This? Fat Joe got fifty six thousand? He

811
00:41:59,600 --> 00:42:03,200
Speaker 1: got this? I'm like, what the fuck got? Soul fact Joe?

812
00:42:03,280 --> 00:42:05,800
Speaker 1: This that shit happens to me? Or I might not

813
00:42:05,920 --> 00:42:08,319
Speaker 1: be going no more. I don't want to go no more.

814
00:42:09,000 --> 00:42:10,800
Speaker 1: I don't want to go to your child invite you

815
00:42:10,920 --> 00:42:12,719
Speaker 1: to my chariot. I don't want you to send me

816
00:42:12,800 --> 00:42:15,120
Speaker 1: to that because I don't want to go for fun.

817
00:42:15,400 --> 00:42:17,359
Speaker 1: And you could just give me the thirty thousand before

818
00:42:17,400 --> 00:42:20,600
Speaker 1: you get your relationship with a good friend of mine

819
00:42:20,840 --> 00:42:25,000
Speaker 1: who I love, Jason Lee, tell me about that's a special.

820
00:42:25,160 --> 00:42:28,160
Speaker 2: Yeah if if he was into girls, like he would

821
00:42:28,200 --> 00:42:30,440
Speaker 2: be my man. For'd be like, hey, daddy, be my

822
00:42:30,560 --> 00:42:33,399
Speaker 2: baby daddy. I'll let him shoot up the club. God, yeah,

823
00:42:33,840 --> 00:42:36,040
Speaker 2: let him shoot up the clip boy. We went to

824
00:42:36,160 --> 00:42:39,319
Speaker 2: Columbia together and I was just like, yo, I wish

825
00:42:39,400 --> 00:42:39,840
Speaker 2: I could.

826
00:42:39,760 --> 00:42:42,960
Speaker 1: Move like that. I can't move like that though, but no,

827
00:42:43,080 --> 00:42:48,480
Speaker 1: no I could. Now you can't yeah or shout out Jason. So,

828
00:42:48,920 --> 00:42:52,200
Speaker 1: speaking of Columbia, I took did me and my girls?

829
00:42:52,320 --> 00:42:52,840
Speaker 1: We traveled.

830
00:42:52,880 --> 00:42:54,960
Speaker 2: I didn't take him to Columbia, but I took four

831
00:42:54,960 --> 00:42:57,440
Speaker 2: of my girls to Africa and he shot it. And

832
00:42:57,560 --> 00:43:00,319
Speaker 2: it's a show called Tiffany Goes Off. And these are

833
00:43:00,360 --> 00:43:02,520
Speaker 2: my friends since we was like in junior high and

834
00:43:02,600 --> 00:43:05,759
Speaker 2: high school, and uh, we've been friends all these years,

835
00:43:05,880 --> 00:43:07,799
Speaker 2: you know, just ten because I'm so young.

836
00:43:08,320 --> 00:43:11,360
Speaker 1: And we traveled all the way to Africa and we.

837
00:43:11,400 --> 00:43:16,400
Speaker 2: Went to we went to Cape Town, Zimbabwe, Zanzibar, and

838
00:43:17,160 --> 00:43:18,400
Speaker 2: we got into some stuff.

839
00:43:18,719 --> 00:43:21,000
Speaker 1: And I'm gonna tell you, initially the network wanted it

840
00:43:21,080 --> 00:43:22,399
Speaker 1: to be a reality show.

841
00:43:22,960 --> 00:43:25,759
Speaker 2: But I don't do ratchetness. Like I might come off

842
00:43:25,880 --> 00:43:27,880
Speaker 2: like I do the ratchett shit, but I don't do

843
00:43:27,960 --> 00:43:29,319
Speaker 2: all that the way we like, if.

844
00:43:29,239 --> 00:43:33,520
Speaker 1: We have you're in the batties. Well, I'm a baddie,

845
00:43:33,560 --> 00:43:35,320
Speaker 1: but I'm not. I'm not about to Like you're not

846
00:43:35,400 --> 00:43:36,920
Speaker 1: gonna fight a bit on camera.

847
00:43:37,040 --> 00:43:39,279
Speaker 2: No, I'm gonna fight shr ass when the cameras is off.

848
00:43:39,320 --> 00:43:42,120
Speaker 2: We're gonna Miley Wop in the room. But we we've

849
00:43:42,160 --> 00:43:44,879
Speaker 2: known each other so much, shah. But we've known each

850
00:43:44,920 --> 00:43:47,239
Speaker 2: other so long, don't We just can have a conversation,

851
00:43:47,560 --> 00:43:50,160
Speaker 2: right like we never argue over nothing like that.

852
00:43:50,239 --> 00:43:51,160
Speaker 1: We just have a conversation.

853
00:43:51,280 --> 00:43:56,719
Speaker 2: So you see black women moving how black women actually moved,

854
00:43:56,920 --> 00:43:59,080
Speaker 2: How they move when they don't have to do all

855
00:43:59,120 --> 00:44:01,040
Speaker 2: this fighting stuff, when they can use their words and

856
00:44:01,120 --> 00:44:03,160
Speaker 2: they intellect fun.

857
00:44:03,640 --> 00:44:05,239
Speaker 1: Rich black woman ship? Are you not.

858
00:44:06,920 --> 00:44:10,920
Speaker 2: Let me take some because all this ship? I move

859
00:44:11,040 --> 00:44:13,920
Speaker 2: like a regular human being. I don't move like I'm

860
00:44:14,000 --> 00:44:16,760
Speaker 2: the richest. I don't move like it got it popping

861
00:44:16,880 --> 00:44:19,440
Speaker 2: or nothing like that. I move like how I always

862
00:44:19,480 --> 00:44:21,719
Speaker 2: want to live my life, and that is like a

863
00:44:21,840 --> 00:44:24,320
Speaker 2: normal human being. I don't need people surrounding me and

864
00:44:24,400 --> 00:44:26,640
Speaker 2: be like oh my god, Tiffany Like if you see

865
00:44:26,719 --> 00:44:28,520
Speaker 2: me and you recognize me, I love them. We'd be

866
00:44:28,560 --> 00:44:30,200
Speaker 2: like hey, what up, Tiff, And I'll be like what

867
00:44:30,360 --> 00:44:32,160
Speaker 2: up because I'm a regular person.

868
00:44:32,320 --> 00:44:34,680
Speaker 1: I don't need to be. I was Africa experience. Did

869
00:44:34,760 --> 00:44:37,719
Speaker 1: you meet one of them seven foot? Yes, I'm the

870
00:44:37,920 --> 00:44:40,520
Speaker 1: Nigerians that hagged you. First of all, we didn't go

871
00:44:40,600 --> 00:44:42,640
Speaker 1: to Nigeria. We didn't go to Nigeria.

872
00:44:42,680 --> 00:44:46,760
Speaker 2: We went to king Town, We went to a Victoria Falls,

873
00:44:46,840 --> 00:44:50,439
Speaker 2: we went to Zanzibar, we went to Ahari and yeah,

874
00:44:50,440 --> 00:44:52,759
Speaker 2: I mess some very tall, handsome, beautiful men.

875
00:44:53,360 --> 00:44:56,520
Speaker 1: I don't know about cock diesel, but that's what you

876
00:44:56,640 --> 00:44:59,399
Speaker 1: was gonna say. I'm they had big cock. I don't

877
00:44:59,400 --> 00:45:03,480
Speaker 1: want to tell you what's going on, Joe? What's going on? Yo?

878
00:45:03,680 --> 00:45:07,400
Speaker 1: Let me tell you something, Joe, Joe, I'm not an international.

879
00:45:07,719 --> 00:45:10,840
Speaker 1: I don't hold internet. You internet, I don't hold internet.

880
00:45:11,840 --> 00:45:14,759
Speaker 1: I did hold audition. So you use some of them

881
00:45:14,880 --> 00:45:16,719
Speaker 1: in the show with you? Yes, so me and my.

882
00:45:16,760 --> 00:45:18,880
Speaker 2: Girls in the show. And then there was some guys

883
00:45:19,560 --> 00:45:22,080
Speaker 2: that popped up. Some of them were actors, like famous

884
00:45:22,160 --> 00:45:25,360
Speaker 2: actors in South Africa. Like so this dude like named Primo.

885
00:45:25,520 --> 00:45:27,200
Speaker 2: He's real popular over there. He in a lot of

886
00:45:27,280 --> 00:45:31,520
Speaker 2: movies in Africa, but most Americans probably never seen him before.

887
00:45:31,880 --> 00:45:34,160
Speaker 2: So he came to the comedy show and stuff and

888
00:45:34,640 --> 00:45:36,480
Speaker 2: was like holling at me. We went out to the party,

889
00:45:36,560 --> 00:45:37,919
Speaker 2: went to a couple of parties or whatever.

890
00:45:38,360 --> 00:45:39,120
Speaker 1: I think he thought.

891
00:45:39,200 --> 00:45:41,040
Speaker 2: I was like finna be with the business, but like

892
00:45:41,520 --> 00:45:43,400
Speaker 2: he don't have a credit score. They don't have credits.

893
00:45:43,800 --> 00:45:45,440
Speaker 1: How am I gonna ran down rant this?

894
00:45:45,600 --> 00:45:47,560
Speaker 2: I can't just give up, Like I gotta see how

895
00:45:47,600 --> 00:45:49,320
Speaker 2: many goats? How many cows do you got? Like I

896
00:45:49,400 --> 00:45:53,319
Speaker 2: need to figure out which what's the you know, yeah,

897
00:45:53,360 --> 00:45:56,439
Speaker 2: cause that's rich, Like you got diamonds.

898
00:45:56,120 --> 00:45:58,880
Speaker 1: Ain't nothing, that's nothing. That's nothing.

899
00:45:59,280 --> 00:46:02,040
Speaker 2: It's like they got food though, Like look I got

900
00:46:02,280 --> 00:46:04,480
Speaker 2: ten cows, I got thirty seven goats.

901
00:46:04,760 --> 00:46:07,839
Speaker 1: That's a rich man. He can feed me. He got

902
00:46:07,960 --> 00:46:09,840
Speaker 1: I got land I got I'm growing this. To me,

903
00:46:09,960 --> 00:46:10,520
Speaker 1: that's sexy.

904
00:46:10,920 --> 00:46:13,239
Speaker 2: And that's why my on Farmers only dot Com with

905
00:46:13,400 --> 00:46:16,880
Speaker 2: up ted, Like I'm into duce. That got land that

906
00:46:17,040 --> 00:46:20,440
Speaker 2: can feed me, that can provide if armageddon come, if

907
00:46:20,719 --> 00:46:22,239
Speaker 2: everything on there, there got to be a.

908
00:46:22,239 --> 00:46:23,759
Speaker 1: Place where we can go. And he needs to know

909
00:46:23,840 --> 00:46:26,480
Speaker 1: how to use guns and how to grow food. That

910
00:46:26,480 --> 00:46:29,200
Speaker 1: don't have nothing to do with the showow listen, it's

911
00:46:29,480 --> 00:46:32,839
Speaker 1: like super fined us. We went out to Africa. That's beautiful. Yeah,

912
00:46:33,120 --> 00:46:35,440
Speaker 1: and you picked some pretty cool spots. Yeah, hands and

913
00:46:35,520 --> 00:46:38,560
Speaker 1: near the furthest I ever been in my life. That

914
00:46:38,719 --> 00:46:42,480
Speaker 1: plane take a break, You take the plane, the plane

915
00:46:42,600 --> 00:46:45,200
Speaker 1: land in the middle of nowhere to get more gas. Yeah,

916
00:46:45,360 --> 00:46:47,960
Speaker 1: they actually let you walk out of the plane. Yeah,

917
00:46:48,320 --> 00:46:50,240
Speaker 1: like you know, in the middle of nowhere, and then.

918
00:46:50,120 --> 00:46:53,880
Speaker 2: You go back on That shit was fall, said it was,

919
00:46:54,080 --> 00:46:56,000
Speaker 2: but it was one of the most beautiful places.

920
00:46:56,360 --> 00:46:57,800
Speaker 1: That's how I knew I was. That was one of

921
00:46:57,840 --> 00:47:00,399
Speaker 1: the places I knew I was famous because I flew

922
00:47:00,600 --> 00:47:02,640
Speaker 1: further than I ever flew in my life. And when

923
00:47:02,680 --> 00:47:05,120
Speaker 1: I landed, it might have been like five or six

924
00:47:05,239 --> 00:47:07,080
Speaker 1: in the morning. So we got in these trucks and

925
00:47:07,120 --> 00:47:09,719
Speaker 1: we're going to the hotel and we almost ran the

926
00:47:09,840 --> 00:47:12,719
Speaker 1: dude over he was going to work. He backed up

927
00:47:12,760 --> 00:47:14,720
Speaker 1: and he started to curse. He was like, oh shit,

928
00:47:15,320 --> 00:47:18,799
Speaker 1: said Joe. I was like, oh my god, this shit

929
00:47:18,960 --> 00:47:19,879
Speaker 1: is far as hell.

930
00:47:20,680 --> 00:47:22,960
Speaker 2: We was walking through a village. We just walking through

931
00:47:23,000 --> 00:47:25,920
Speaker 2: a village. They got chickens running around, kids playing. I'm

932
00:47:25,960 --> 00:47:28,600
Speaker 2: thinking nobody's gonna recognize me, and just walking. I ain't

933
00:47:28,600 --> 00:47:30,640
Speaker 2: got no makeup, I'm just keeping it regularly, just getting

934
00:47:30,640 --> 00:47:35,360
Speaker 2: my exercise. And they're like, Tiffany hotsh Tiffany hottish, and

935
00:47:35,440 --> 00:47:37,160
Speaker 2: they like trying to take pictures and stuff.

936
00:47:37,160 --> 00:47:38,759
Speaker 1: They're like wait, wait, wait, so they got the old

937
00:47:38,840 --> 00:47:45,160
Speaker 1: cameras right, gearing it up like it was so like it.

938
00:47:45,800 --> 00:47:49,959
Speaker 2: I loved the continent. I love that continent. I would

939
00:47:50,040 --> 00:47:52,719
Speaker 2: like to explore every single corner of it. And I

940
00:47:52,800 --> 00:47:55,640
Speaker 2: feel like, as a person with some wealth here in America,

941
00:47:56,080 --> 00:47:58,800
Speaker 2: if I can drop my money over there and build

942
00:47:58,840 --> 00:48:01,760
Speaker 2: a bridge, like I really think that that's the main purpose.

943
00:48:02,320 --> 00:48:04,680
Speaker 1: My main purpose was to build a bridge.

944
00:48:04,440 --> 00:48:08,520
Speaker 2: Between African Americans in Africa and so they can see

945
00:48:08,560 --> 00:48:10,200
Speaker 2: what it really is. Because what they're showing us at

946
00:48:10,200 --> 00:48:12,800
Speaker 2: two o'clock in the morning on TV is not what

947
00:48:12,960 --> 00:48:14,920
Speaker 2: it is. What they're showing us in this movie, that

948
00:48:15,040 --> 00:48:17,800
Speaker 2: movie is not what it is. And for me, like

949
00:48:18,000 --> 00:48:20,560
Speaker 2: I travel all to all kinds of places where you know,

950
00:48:20,680 --> 00:48:22,400
Speaker 2: most people like why would you go there? What you're

951
00:48:22,440 --> 00:48:24,400
Speaker 2: doing over there? Like then you see that this is

952
00:48:24,440 --> 00:48:25,880
Speaker 2: going on, this is going on what I want to

953
00:48:25,880 --> 00:48:27,680
Speaker 2: see with my own eyes. And when you go see

954
00:48:27,760 --> 00:48:31,000
Speaker 2: for yourself what it is, you realize what the media

955
00:48:31,120 --> 00:48:33,800
Speaker 2: is showing you, what's going on. Your algorithm is not

956
00:48:34,000 --> 00:48:36,600
Speaker 2: the truth always, So I'm always.

957
00:48:36,440 --> 00:48:39,760
Speaker 1: I've been everywhere in Africa. Yeah, there's you been the eritrail.

958
00:48:40,400 --> 00:48:44,720
Speaker 1: I've never been Toil. Have you been to your booty?

959
00:48:44,880 --> 00:48:53,279
Speaker 1: Average your booty it is called your booty called there's

960
00:48:53,320 --> 00:48:56,680
Speaker 1: a part of Africa Jaden. Maybe you ain't noticed. It's

961
00:48:56,719 --> 00:49:02,319
Speaker 1: called Equatorial guineare they on Spanish? So every year New

962
00:49:02,440 --> 00:49:04,560
Speaker 1: Year's I had the super lick. Every year they would

963
00:49:04,640 --> 00:49:06,160
Speaker 1: hire me to go over there with a bunch of

964
00:49:06,280 --> 00:49:09,319
Speaker 1: southsid bands of fat Joe kicking hip hop. The whole

965
00:49:09,360 --> 00:49:14,600
Speaker 1: place in Africa talks man ain't Gola talk Portuguese. So

966
00:49:14,840 --> 00:49:19,760
Speaker 1: in Gola everybody go from Angola to Brazil. So Brazil

967
00:49:19,880 --> 00:49:24,080
Speaker 1: was Portuguese in Africa, so they talked Portuguese. They really African.

968
00:49:25,200 --> 00:49:27,000
Speaker 1: That was the stop on the way over here. But

969
00:49:27,080 --> 00:49:30,920
Speaker 1: I've been in so many different parts of Afghana, god bone,

970
00:49:32,600 --> 00:49:36,879
Speaker 1: I've been everywhere and everywhere. One everybody ain't laying there

971
00:49:37,120 --> 00:49:40,400
Speaker 1: in ohy. I mean, I was thinking about some blood diamonds,

972
00:49:40,480 --> 00:49:44,680
Speaker 1: but the ship I didn't know the right plugs. I

973
00:49:44,800 --> 00:49:47,000
Speaker 1: was trying to get the blood dom I could.

974
00:49:47,320 --> 00:49:50,360
Speaker 2: I could connect you in all the dime, all the

975
00:49:50,440 --> 00:49:53,800
Speaker 2: diamonds ain't blood diamonds. All the diamonds ain't blood diamonds.

976
00:49:53,880 --> 00:49:56,279
Speaker 2: Some of it is actually like feeding the village and

977
00:49:56,360 --> 00:49:59,280
Speaker 2: taking care of people when it's our people.

978
00:49:59,360 --> 00:50:01,520
Speaker 1: So it's like, you know, then I got you something.

979
00:50:01,600 --> 00:50:03,880
Speaker 1: Africa one of the most beautiful places in the world.

980
00:50:04,280 --> 00:50:07,919
Speaker 1: It's crazy, how well now they got their own ship

981
00:50:08,000 --> 00:50:10,640
Speaker 1: popping with all the Afro beats and all that they

982
00:50:10,760 --> 00:50:13,160
Speaker 1: man had that. But when I was going over there,

983
00:50:13,239 --> 00:50:18,160
Speaker 1: it's but when I would go over there, man, they

984
00:50:18,200 --> 00:50:21,880
Speaker 1: would show so much love to Americans because they was

985
00:50:22,080 --> 00:50:25,760
Speaker 1: that's pretty much the only black people they seen. Michael

986
00:50:25,840 --> 00:50:29,040
Speaker 1: Jordan's beyond say this, this, this. They're looking at everybody

987
00:50:29,080 --> 00:50:31,200
Speaker 1: tipping he had us. They looking at everybody. Look, she's

988
00:50:31,239 --> 00:50:34,000
Speaker 1: doing movies. How many girls want to be actresses in

989
00:50:34,120 --> 00:50:36,680
Speaker 1: Africa or be comedians And they're like, yo.

990
00:50:36,920 --> 00:50:39,239
Speaker 2: They just starting a comedy scene out there. They're like

991
00:50:39,280 --> 00:50:41,480
Speaker 2: they didn't have comedy for so long and they're just

992
00:50:41,680 --> 00:50:44,439
Speaker 2: getting it started, like in the last like seven eight years.

993
00:50:44,480 --> 00:50:48,600
Speaker 1: I'm sure, but they like open Michael King, Michael Blacks

994
00:50:48,719 --> 00:50:52,759
Speaker 1: is the king of comedy over there. Huh, original black guy.

995
00:50:52,960 --> 00:50:55,920
Speaker 2: There's a few that's like killing it that's not necessary

996
00:50:55,960 --> 00:50:58,880
Speaker 2: that you never heard of. That's like got more followers

997
00:50:58,920 --> 00:51:01,520
Speaker 2: than Michael Blaxon. You gotta remember there's more people on

998
00:51:01,600 --> 00:51:04,239
Speaker 2: that continent than there is over here. Yes, and and

999
00:51:05,280 --> 00:51:06,760
Speaker 2: you got to invest in the continent.

1000
00:51:06,840 --> 00:51:08,880
Speaker 1: Bro. If they if they putting money in your pocket

1001
00:51:09,000 --> 00:51:11,000
Speaker 1: like that, you gotta invest in. You know, I'm trying

1002
00:51:11,040 --> 00:51:13,680
Speaker 1: to buy that Harlem River Drive bridge, the bridge from

1003
00:51:13,719 --> 00:51:15,799
Speaker 1: the Halem to the Bronx. That's the ship I want

1004
00:51:15,840 --> 00:51:18,080
Speaker 1: to you know what I'm saying. I'm trying to do

1005
00:51:18,239 --> 00:51:19,879
Speaker 1: Hall ofm the Bronx. You know what I'm saying.

1006
00:51:20,400 --> 00:51:23,719
Speaker 2: You talked about body the way wanted, not where you tolerated.

1007
00:51:23,960 --> 00:51:27,160
Speaker 2: You got the wants it not where you tolerting. Go

1008
00:51:27,239 --> 00:51:30,359
Speaker 2: where you're celebrated. Now where you know, Stephanie Mills taught

1009
00:51:30,400 --> 00:51:31,080
Speaker 2: me that one time.

1010
00:51:31,200 --> 00:51:32,879
Speaker 1: She told me that. She said, Joe, I go where

1011
00:51:32,880 --> 00:51:35,360
Speaker 1: I'm celebrated. Now, where I'm tolerant, I don't even need it.

1012
00:51:35,360 --> 00:51:39,000
Speaker 1: There's a lot of tolerated one fuckers on right. It's

1013
00:51:39,000 --> 00:51:41,680
Speaker 1: a lot of tolerated motherfuckers that when you see motherfucker

1014
00:51:41,760 --> 00:51:44,080
Speaker 1: come around, nobody really like them, and they still just

1015
00:51:44,200 --> 00:51:48,320
Speaker 1: keep coming around. I got guys like, that's the FEDS,

1016
00:51:49,600 --> 00:51:54,560
Speaker 1: they defects. I believe that somebody told me that. So,

1017
00:51:54,680 --> 00:51:58,040
Speaker 1: but there's a guy, there's a guy that always shows up.

1018
00:51:58,520 --> 00:51:59,920
Speaker 1: How's this, How's that? Who's this? This?

1019
00:52:00,200 --> 00:52:00,239
Speaker 3: This?

1020
00:52:00,680 --> 00:52:03,239
Speaker 1: And we'll be like, what the fuck is this dude doing?

1021
00:52:03,400 --> 00:52:03,440
Speaker 3: It?

1022
00:52:04,440 --> 00:52:06,960
Speaker 1: Don't matter what. Wait, he's the fat. Somebody told me that.

1023
00:52:07,080 --> 00:52:09,040
Speaker 1: Somebody said this nigga the fat. I don't know when

1024
00:52:09,080 --> 00:52:12,839
Speaker 1: people ask so many questions, I asked them to leave. Yeah,

1025
00:52:13,120 --> 00:52:13,279
Speaker 1: he do.

1026
00:52:13,520 --> 00:52:16,280
Speaker 2: If you can't just be in the environment, like especially

1027
00:52:16,280 --> 00:52:17,880
Speaker 2: if you're not on my payroll, you need to go

1028
00:52:18,680 --> 00:52:19,080
Speaker 2: this more.

1029
00:52:19,160 --> 00:52:22,400
Speaker 1: Guay is showing up. This one Yuay is showing up

1030
00:52:22,480 --> 00:52:25,759
Speaker 1: since the beginning of time. And he's just tolerated. Wow,

1031
00:52:25,920 --> 00:52:28,640
Speaker 1: when we pull up, he's just tolerated. And so when

1032
00:52:28,680 --> 00:52:33,320
Speaker 1: he pull up, so I remember, one night, are you tolerating?

1033
00:52:33,680 --> 00:52:35,720
Speaker 1: I'm in Prome? What does he bring it to the table?

1034
00:52:37,120 --> 00:52:39,799
Speaker 1: I'm in Prime War twelve. Five in the morning. They

1035
00:52:39,920 --> 00:52:43,640
Speaker 1: left us the whole restaurant with my wife Mary Jay drinking.

1036
00:52:43,680 --> 00:52:47,160
Speaker 1: I'm near security. No security were leaving at five in

1037
00:52:47,200 --> 00:52:50,360
Speaker 1: the morning. This nigga outside the fucking Prime one twelve.

1038
00:52:51,080 --> 00:52:53,239
Speaker 1: So I tell Mary Ess and Mary, don't worry, don't worry.

1039
00:52:53,239 --> 00:52:55,359
Speaker 1: I know this this that we open the door. She said,

1040
00:52:55,360 --> 00:52:57,040
Speaker 1: I know this nigga. She called them by the name

1041
00:52:57,080 --> 00:52:58,680
Speaker 1: of one in the color. I said, Yo, So this

1042
00:52:58,800 --> 00:53:02,960
Speaker 1: guy just storm everybody. He shows up, you know him.

1043
00:53:03,560 --> 00:53:09,760
Speaker 1: He just stalks every celebrity to the table though absolutely nothing.

1044
00:53:11,560 --> 00:53:13,920
Speaker 1: I've been trying to get rid of this guy for

1045
00:53:14,120 --> 00:53:17,319
Speaker 1: thirty years, but he keeps showing up and he throws

1046
00:53:17,400 --> 00:53:20,000
Speaker 1: this face. Are you trying to get rid of that

1047
00:53:20,680 --> 00:53:22,680
Speaker 1: one billion person? I would ask him, what are you

1048
00:53:22,760 --> 00:53:24,480
Speaker 1: bringing to the type of why are you showing up?

1049
00:53:24,560 --> 00:53:26,359
Speaker 1: I won't even give him my hand. I'm sure they're

1050
00:53:26,360 --> 00:53:31,279
Speaker 1: watching this. Whenever I perform at Club eleven Miami, there's

1051
00:53:31,440 --> 00:53:35,440
Speaker 1: one hundred and fifty dudes out there and they came

1052
00:53:35,680 --> 00:53:38,279
Speaker 1: and they sit in my section and I'm in the

1053
00:53:38,440 --> 00:53:41,480
Speaker 1: corner like this where I can't even enjoy it, and

1054
00:53:41,600 --> 00:53:43,800
Speaker 1: they just pop up and a lot of those guys

1055
00:53:43,920 --> 00:53:50,239
Speaker 1: are tolerated. Yes, I went there this weekend. It was

1056
00:53:50,280 --> 00:53:52,960
Speaker 1: one hundred and fifty guys in my own ship. Everybody cold.

1057
00:53:53,040 --> 00:53:55,719
Speaker 1: I don't know, man, I don't know what promoter. Man,

1058
00:53:57,000 --> 00:54:00,640
Speaker 1: the promoter is these guys. You can't pistol peak. He's

1059
00:54:00,680 --> 00:54:03,239
Speaker 1: my brother. He's celebrated. But he come with twenty dudes.

1060
00:54:03,280 --> 00:54:05,520
Speaker 1: I don't know, but you gotta and this guy come

1061
00:54:05,560 --> 00:54:07,240
Speaker 1: with twenty us. I don't know it. This time.

1062
00:54:09,600 --> 00:54:12,320
Speaker 2: Can only bring two bro Like, don't be coming with

1063
00:54:12,400 --> 00:54:13,920
Speaker 2: all these unnecessary people.

1064
00:54:14,640 --> 00:54:17,879
Speaker 1: I need spaces for my bitches. That's what I say

1065
00:54:18,000 --> 00:54:19,680
Speaker 1: all about it. If I give you money in the

1066
00:54:19,760 --> 00:54:23,520
Speaker 1: strip club, right, because I personally don't throw money in

1067
00:54:23,560 --> 00:54:25,480
Speaker 1: the st I know, I mean to say, the money, brain,

1068
00:54:25,640 --> 00:54:27,880
Speaker 1: I throw it way. If I give you five hundred dollars,

1069
00:54:27,960 --> 00:54:30,640
Speaker 1: five hundred dollars, five hundred dollars, fied, if you could

1070
00:54:30,640 --> 00:54:33,080
Speaker 1: throw the money, don't think I don't see you only

1071
00:54:33,160 --> 00:54:35,239
Speaker 1: throw a hundred and you put the four hundred in

1072
00:54:35,360 --> 00:54:39,200
Speaker 1: your pocket. Its levels of bumnus going on in this world.

1073
00:54:39,600 --> 00:54:40,640
Speaker 1: It really is. Now.

1074
00:54:40,760 --> 00:54:42,320
Speaker 2: See what I do is I throw the money and

1075
00:54:42,400 --> 00:54:45,160
Speaker 2: then I'll start picking it up off the floor, because.

1076
00:54:44,920 --> 00:54:45,759
Speaker 1: Then I put in work.

1077
00:54:49,480 --> 00:54:55,040
Speaker 2: I work for my money as more as Chestnut. But

1078
00:54:55,160 --> 00:54:57,839
Speaker 2: I did play with More's Chestnut. And the whole cast

1079
00:54:57,880 --> 00:54:59,759
Speaker 2: went to the strip club and Morris and like the

1080
00:55:00,080 --> 00:55:02,160
Speaker 2: the male actors gave all the girls that was in

1081
00:55:02,239 --> 00:55:04,719
Speaker 2: the play money to throw to the other girls, and

1082
00:55:04,840 --> 00:55:06,879
Speaker 2: we threw it out and then you know, everybody else

1083
00:55:07,000 --> 00:55:09,200
Speaker 2: was chill, but I was like, oh, I gotta clean

1084
00:55:09,280 --> 00:55:11,400
Speaker 2: up this area before somebody slips in falls.

1085
00:55:11,800 --> 00:55:13,560
Speaker 1: And I picked the money up and then I put

1086
00:55:13,600 --> 00:55:16,680
Speaker 1: it in my BX and I said, I earned this money.

1087
00:55:16,880 --> 00:55:20,319
Speaker 1: I cleaned it up. Fat any stand ups coming up?

1088
00:55:20,400 --> 00:55:24,840
Speaker 1: So I'm going to Alabama, and I'm going to Alabama

1089
00:55:24,880 --> 00:55:29,799
Speaker 1: and Mississippi this weekend and then next next year, well

1090
00:55:29,880 --> 00:55:31,600
Speaker 1: February start. February next year.

1091
00:55:31,600 --> 00:55:34,960
Speaker 2: I'm hearing all these small comedy clubs and places you

1092
00:55:35,000 --> 00:55:38,040
Speaker 2: would never think I would go, just because I know

1093
00:55:38,120 --> 00:55:38,640
Speaker 2: they need it.

1094
00:55:39,239 --> 00:55:41,680
Speaker 1: They need the comedy relief. So you know, I was

1095
00:55:41,719 --> 00:55:44,840
Speaker 1: saying out in La with Jeff Ross. I love Jeff,

1096
00:55:45,000 --> 00:55:47,360
Speaker 1: and it was like the week before the roasting of

1097
00:55:47,520 --> 00:55:50,920
Speaker 1: Tom Brady, and I watched them practiced it. Y'all, guys,

1098
00:55:51,080 --> 00:55:54,759
Speaker 1: actually go to the comedy club. Everybody is famous. You

1099
00:55:55,080 --> 00:55:57,480
Speaker 1: go in that lady comedy club on a regular night

1100
00:55:58,280 --> 00:56:01,160
Speaker 1: and needs comedian you ever thought you wanted to meet

1101
00:56:01,200 --> 00:56:04,239
Speaker 1: in your life is sitting in there, and they practicing there.

1102
00:56:04,480 --> 00:56:07,520
Speaker 1: Imagine you re styling the spot and all the rappers

1103
00:56:07,560 --> 00:56:10,120
Speaker 1: are in there. And so I went in there and

1104
00:56:10,520 --> 00:56:12,680
Speaker 1: it was so funny. And then when I've seen it

1105
00:56:12,760 --> 00:56:15,200
Speaker 1: on Netflix, I was like, Yo, this ship I was dead.

1106
00:56:15,320 --> 00:56:18,680
Speaker 1: This guy was practicing. Yeah ship. The show is called

1107
00:56:18,719 --> 00:56:20,200
Speaker 1: what because this show.

1108
00:56:20,080 --> 00:56:22,200
Speaker 2: Is called Tiffany how this goes off. You can see

1109
00:56:22,239 --> 00:56:25,640
Speaker 2: in November thirteenth, Thump Peacock. You gotta check it out

1110
00:56:25,680 --> 00:56:29,480
Speaker 2: because it's real, it's fun and you'll enjoy it.

1111
00:56:29,600 --> 00:56:32,040
Speaker 1: I can promise you that. I mean, have you been

1112
00:56:32,120 --> 00:56:34,560
Speaker 1: having trouble watching the NBA games, Like you don't know

1113
00:56:34,640 --> 00:56:38,360
Speaker 1: where this shit is at? Now here's something. It's on NBC. No,

1114
00:56:38,520 --> 00:56:41,360
Speaker 1: it's not. One day on NBC, then it's on ESPN,

1115
00:56:41,480 --> 00:56:44,120
Speaker 1: then it's on V then it's on this This shit

1116
00:56:44,360 --> 00:56:47,200
Speaker 1: crazy to find a fucking game.

1117
00:56:48,680 --> 00:56:51,239
Speaker 4: It's like, yo, like looking at YouTube, big.

1118
00:56:51,239 --> 00:56:55,520
Speaker 1: Mistake, God, Like we cannot go to a designated spot

1119
00:56:55,680 --> 00:56:58,640
Speaker 1: every day. That shit changed. One day I'm thinking this

1120
00:56:58,800 --> 00:57:00,960
Speaker 1: on problem, The next day is on Peacock, The next

1121
00:57:01,080 --> 00:57:04,279
Speaker 1: day is on ESPN. Today, Yo, y'all bogging out with

1122
00:57:04,400 --> 00:57:04,799
Speaker 1: this ship.

1123
00:57:05,440 --> 00:57:07,560
Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure it's on Peacock because they gave me

1124
00:57:07,640 --> 00:57:11,280
Speaker 2: a jacket that said NBA is back at the Peacock.

1125
00:57:11,680 --> 00:57:13,520
Speaker 2: They gave me a letterman coat and it was like,

1126
00:57:13,640 --> 00:57:17,720
Speaker 2: you know, twenty twenty five, the NBA's back for Peack.

1127
00:57:17,880 --> 00:57:19,920
Speaker 1: Remind me never to wear this ship again. Give it

1128
00:57:20,000 --> 00:57:22,040
Speaker 1: to me. I'll wear it for you know, I fucked

1129
00:57:22,080 --> 00:57:26,320
Speaker 1: some bloods before. You fucks bloods before they'll appreciate it.

1130
00:57:27,000 --> 00:57:34,440
Speaker 1: Bloods ain't cribs. Yeah, it's supposed to. Has no color line. Dangerous, dangerous, thundercatown.

1131
00:57:34,840 --> 00:57:35,000
Speaker 1: You know.

1132
00:57:35,160 --> 00:57:37,480
Speaker 2: Somebody me and my sister was talking about this, like

1133
00:57:37,520 --> 00:57:39,440
Speaker 2: how when you in your twenties, you were Puma.

1134
00:57:40,000 --> 00:57:41,600
Speaker 1: In your thirties is cougar.

1135
00:57:42,040 --> 00:57:45,040
Speaker 2: In your forties you were Thundercat and in your fifties

1136
00:57:45,120 --> 00:57:48,000
Speaker 2: you were saper tooth Tiger. And then if you in

1137
00:57:48,080 --> 00:57:50,400
Speaker 2: your sixties, you were toothless, saper tooth tiger.

1138
00:57:50,480 --> 00:57:53,520
Speaker 1: And then with the boys, I think the woman, the

1139
00:57:53,600 --> 00:57:57,480
Speaker 1: woman don't stop. The woman never stopped. Yes, we do,

1140
00:57:57,600 --> 00:57:59,800
Speaker 1: like gosh, they get you know, they get tired or

1141
00:57:59,800 --> 00:58:02,439
Speaker 1: they you know, they leave that buy if they ain't

1142
00:58:02,440 --> 00:58:04,840
Speaker 1: got the right system, they fucked up. But the women

1143
00:58:05,000 --> 00:58:08,320
Speaker 1: don't stop. Yes, we they're seventy years old with boyfriends

1144
00:58:08,360 --> 00:58:11,000
Speaker 1: in the fucking aarp. The fucker well, you know, the

1145
00:58:11,160 --> 00:58:12,000
Speaker 1: STD rate in.

1146
00:58:12,040 --> 00:58:14,080
Speaker 2: The old folks, home is at an all time high.

1147
00:58:14,200 --> 00:58:15,920
Speaker 2: That's why that's the best place to get it, to

1148
00:58:16,040 --> 00:58:18,800
Speaker 2: see what happened, because they like, ain't nobody.

1149
00:58:18,560 --> 00:58:20,400
Speaker 1: Getting pregnant in him? Old?

1150
00:58:20,480 --> 00:58:23,439
Speaker 2: And they all from they all from the free love

1151
00:58:23,600 --> 00:58:25,920
Speaker 2: era from the sixties when people used to just have

1152
00:58:26,080 --> 00:58:28,840
Speaker 2: sex and all you got is chlamydia gonorrhea from the

1153
00:58:28,880 --> 00:58:29,440
Speaker 2: clap you know.

1154
00:58:30,040 --> 00:58:32,840
Speaker 1: Now you get gun of her paciphilades.

1155
00:58:32,720 --> 00:58:35,040
Speaker 2: You know. But they're like, look, I'm old, well, I'm

1156
00:58:35,040 --> 00:58:37,440
Speaker 2: about to leave anyways, let it itch, let it leave.

1157
00:58:37,560 --> 00:58:40,640
Speaker 1: I don't care, make me come listen. Let me tell

1158
00:58:40,680 --> 00:58:44,160
Speaker 1: you something. It's out of control. They even fathom that

1159
00:58:44,280 --> 00:58:47,960
Speaker 1: they're seventy year olds still looking for your grandma. Fucking

1160
00:58:48,600 --> 00:58:52,959
Speaker 1: your grandma fucking that's how you got here, granny throwing

1161
00:58:53,040 --> 00:58:55,600
Speaker 1: that ass back. Hips messed up for a reason. They'll

1162
00:58:55,720 --> 00:59:00,240
Speaker 1: give me, my lord, she ain't lying fifty sixty and

1163
00:59:00,280 --> 00:59:03,360
Speaker 1: he's still there. All this my boyfriend and what doing?

1164
00:59:03,880 --> 00:59:07,960
Speaker 1: How should it's like a fossil? Why let me do

1165
00:59:08,080 --> 00:59:12,440
Speaker 1: you you're trying to get rocking. Let me tell you

1166
00:59:12,520 --> 00:59:13,480
Speaker 1: this story about homegirl.

1167
00:59:13,560 --> 00:59:16,600
Speaker 2: My knees she broke up, Like so my home girl

1168
00:59:16,640 --> 00:59:18,840
Speaker 2: had to break up with her husband because she came home.

1169
00:59:18,920 --> 00:59:19,760
Speaker 1: This is during COVID.

1170
00:59:20,080 --> 00:59:22,960
Speaker 2: She came home and he was sleeping with the housekeeper.

1171
00:59:23,000 --> 00:59:25,280
Speaker 2: The housekeeper was sixty three years old.

1172
00:59:25,720 --> 00:59:26,800
Speaker 1: He was in the bed with the.

1173
00:59:28,440 --> 00:59:34,400
Speaker 4: No sixty three old Dominican ladies look right, and this is.

1174
00:59:34,480 --> 00:59:35,760
Speaker 1: Sixty three year old Mexicans.

1175
00:59:35,760 --> 00:59:38,840
Speaker 3: They'd be walking up and down Broadway their legs is right,

1176
00:59:39,440 --> 00:59:40,480
Speaker 3: sweeping and mopping.

1177
00:59:40,680 --> 00:59:43,040
Speaker 1: I just want to know what makes a man avo,

1178
00:59:43,720 --> 00:59:46,880
Speaker 1: what makes a man at the house want to sleep

1179
00:59:48,000 --> 00:59:51,280
Speaker 1: with the house Like, these guys are fucking sick in

1180
00:59:51,320 --> 00:59:59,080
Speaker 1: the head, right, they won't sticking the face sick. He's

1181
00:59:59,160 --> 01:00:02,600
Speaker 1: ony in the dick. That's what it is. You know,

1182
01:00:06,520 --> 01:00:09,120
Speaker 1: nanny the nanny's twenty five. I would have rather him

1183
01:00:09,160 --> 01:00:11,640
Speaker 1: sleep with the nanny. This is like, what does that

1184
01:00:11,720 --> 01:00:13,680
Speaker 1: mean about me? What does that say about me? I said,

1185
01:00:13,920 --> 01:00:16,600
Speaker 1: it's just saying it open enough, That's what that say.

1186
01:00:16,920 --> 01:00:18,480
Speaker 1: That motherfucker. Now, old lady know.

1187
01:00:24,280 --> 01:00:25,120
Speaker 4: She wrote a ruder.

1188
01:00:25,240 --> 01:00:25,960
Speaker 1: That motherfucker.

1189
01:00:26,040 --> 01:00:29,800
Speaker 2: She got experience. If anything, you should have stopped and

1190
01:00:30,000 --> 01:00:32,920
Speaker 2: washed him. Been like, let teach me your ways, Rose Limba.

1191
01:00:33,560 --> 01:00:39,440
Speaker 2: Now these motherfuckers teach me your ways. Wherever Leanous, my

1192
01:00:39,560 --> 01:00:40,880
Speaker 2: girl in New York.

1193
01:00:41,120 --> 01:00:41,520
Speaker 3: There we go?

1194
01:00:43,360 --> 01:00:45,000
Speaker 1: Is that? No? No, no, no, no, I don't play

1195
01:00:45,080 --> 01:00:46,160
Speaker 1: that ship. I'm a gentleman.

1196
01:00:46,280 --> 01:00:46,440
Speaker 3: Man.

1197
01:00:46,640 --> 01:00:50,120
Speaker 1: You gotta be man's calls to see the Kingdom man

1198
01:00:50,240 --> 01:00:52,480
Speaker 1: all changes. I've been hanging out with this dude. He's

1199
01:00:52,520 --> 01:00:55,040
Speaker 1: so polite. But I can tell you just look like

1200
01:00:55,120 --> 01:00:58,760
Speaker 1: throw mama off the train too, like they like, because

1201
01:00:59,280 --> 01:01:04,160
Speaker 1: now I'll keep look like, look like, where's the beef?

1202
01:01:04,480 --> 01:01:07,400
Speaker 1: Like like they got the hump on the bat? Ain't

1203
01:01:07,400 --> 01:01:10,000
Speaker 1: no system going on around here? They picked them wise

1204
01:01:10,120 --> 01:01:13,760
Speaker 1: over here? There where's the beef they got? And those

1205
01:01:13,840 --> 01:01:19,000
Speaker 1: be the ones that come off the train? Those the goblins?

1206
01:01:19,800 --> 01:01:28,160
Speaker 1: You make that sounds Tiffany, what's wrong? What happened? Are

1207
01:01:28,200 --> 01:01:33,400
Speaker 1: you watching the show? Huh? Don't this? The housekeepers? Okay,

1208
01:01:33,480 --> 01:01:36,800
Speaker 1: you can't go away from the back watching that ship

1209
01:01:36,840 --> 01:01:39,760
Speaker 1: in the control booth like y'all you just yeah, don't

1210
01:01:39,800 --> 01:01:42,360
Speaker 1: think the truck. We love you, thanks for coming. This

1211
01:01:42,480 --> 01:01:47,320
Speaker 1: ain't that that? Ain't this? It's cracked kidding.

1212
01:01:47,760 --> 01:01:51,760
Speaker 3: And here.

1213
01:01:54,040 --> 01:01:57,520
Speaker 1: I don't have a housekeeper. I'm looking for one, preferably

1214
01:01:57,640 --> 01:01:57,880
Speaker 1: melt