Speaker 1: Calm Down with Aaron and Carissa is a production of
Speaker 1: I Heart Radio. Hi guys, and welcome to the Thursday
Speaker 1: version of the Calm Down podcast. Like we tell you,
Speaker 1: we have one that comes out our pre game earlier
Speaker 1: in the week. It's just to get you updated on
Speaker 1: everything that's gone over the weekend. I would like to
Speaker 1: update everyone that, yes, I'm ignorant towards rap music. I
Speaker 1: like to act like I can hang. I can't. I
Speaker 1: fucked up big poppy song. Um, it wasn't with It
Speaker 1: wasn't y'all with jay Z and Kanye. It was just
Speaker 1: jay Z and Rick Ross and it was me. You know,
Speaker 1: I got it. Anyways, that big thirty with me fuck
Speaker 1: with me. Yeah, you missed it, You missed an important work,
Speaker 1: you missed an important word. There. We're gonna we're gonna
Speaker 1: believe out all of it. But when that beauty would
Speaker 1: step up to it and it was all business, you know,
Speaker 1: the game was either going to get tied up or
Speaker 1: you were gonna be ahead by a runner too. I
Speaker 1: love it. I think that's when baseball was at its best.
Speaker 1: By the way baseball is starting up, But I love
Speaker 1: the big poppy Anyways, I just want to clear that
Speaker 1: app the question in case you guys did miss the
Speaker 1: pre game, which if you did, it comes out on Monday.
Speaker 1: It's a ten minute teaser of what this podcast will
Speaker 1: be all about. We had a wonderful question from one
Speaker 1: of our listeners, j mink three for a little shout
Speaker 1: out that asked what our walk up song would be
Speaker 1: if we were baseball players, and question was going to
Speaker 1: be any notorious B I G song and Aaron said
Speaker 1: it would now be fuck with me. You know I've
Speaker 1: got it. What did Well, we'll leave it all out.
Speaker 1: You forgot the whiff, which that's definitely not going to
Speaker 1: get the crowd going YouTube. Where are you, um, ladies
Speaker 1: and gentlemen. I'm back from an incredible vacation that Aaron
Speaker 1: invited me to. I my voice is horse from it.
Speaker 1: My tailbone is broken because I was I took to
Speaker 1: the slopes like I was Peekaboo Street. I know, I mean,
Speaker 1: I had visions of not sugar plums dancing in my head,
Speaker 1: but me Carina like skiing down and with such precision,
Speaker 1: because I the last time I skied a couple of
Speaker 1: years ago, I was up at Whistler and I thought
Speaker 1: I was cute. Anyways, I have skied in my life
Speaker 1: but forgot how fucking hard it is. And then you
Speaker 1: get this one over here. Oh my god, ladies and gentlemen,
Speaker 1: Aaron is very modest about a lot of things in
Speaker 1: her life. She should not be modest about what a
Speaker 1: great scire she is. I'm not amazing to me. I
Speaker 1: was at one point I fucking took the skis off
Speaker 1: and slid down the hill. So Aaron Andrews, ladies and gentlemen,
Speaker 1: a little fun fact, is an incredible skier and wanted
Speaker 1: no one to know this about herself. No, I'm not.
Speaker 1: First of all, we are back from our trip, and
Speaker 1: before we get into the details of you're not Sean White.
Speaker 1: Is Sean White a snowboarder? You didn't even put a snowbowboarder?
Speaker 1: Was that I wasn't Sean Black. I'm just black and
Speaker 1: blue that trip we just went on. I mean, there
Speaker 1: are and you guys can probably relate to this. There
Speaker 1: are times that I was just cleaning out my purse
Speaker 1: and there were remnants of the trip in there. I
Speaker 1: was putting things away and I would just start laughing
Speaker 1: like it was one of the funniest trips I've ever
Speaker 1: been on, and it felt so good. When people are like,
Speaker 1: how's your trip, I'm like, the best there was. Just
Speaker 1: so it was not even about what we did because
Speaker 1: at one point, and we'll get to it, we all
Speaker 1: laid on couches and watched for Christmas is in the
Speaker 1: month of March. It was just the laughter that ensued.
Speaker 1: We laughed and laughed, and sometimes we're laughed at four
Speaker 1: hours at a time. At one point I thought I
Speaker 1: peed myself, but didn't know I did, you know, So
Speaker 1: it's that's how much laughing. But let's get back to
Speaker 1: day one of the trip. Curissa was starting to go
Speaker 1: get her and was all about getting her equipment. We
Speaker 1: go up the hill. You did really, really well, and
Speaker 1: you even saying some wrap. Do you think you guys
Speaker 1: or do you not? Here's what the you know, you
Speaker 1: spit some game saying rap um, I I am an athlete.
Speaker 1: I'm not. That's not me bragging. I don't know. Let's
Speaker 1: just go Should I put my letterman's jacket on for
Speaker 1: this part of the segment. Grew up, grew up playing everything, soccer, basketball, volleyball,
Speaker 1: all the things, and so I do think and it's whatever.
Speaker 1: I'm an athlete. There was one point when I was
Speaker 1: on the hill eating ship and I couldn't get up.
Speaker 1: I was like, you are a fucking athlete, get up.
Speaker 1: I was like having a pep talk with myself. But
Speaker 1: skiing was something for me that's like I hadn't done
Speaker 1: it in a couple of years, and I forgot. But
Speaker 1: then Aaron was an incredibly patient individual and kept yelling
Speaker 1: out different techniques that help her. I'm not. She was
Speaker 1: like push up towards the mountain, and she was so
Speaker 1: sweet and kind and I will never forget because like
Speaker 1: there's one moment for anyone that has not skiing a
Speaker 1: while or never skied, you think you're gonna die. You
Speaker 1: think you're gonna die out there and die alone. So
Speaker 1: she was wonderful and the trip was, yes, to her point,
Speaker 1: so funny, but I just like walked up. So never again,
Speaker 1: no kidding that, never again. Okay. Also for you avid
Speaker 1: skiers at home, just to let you know about the
Speaker 1: snow situation. It wasn't like it. Look it's towards the
Speaker 1: end of the season. We were skiing and probably forty
Speaker 1: five degree whether it just it hadn't snowed in a while.
Speaker 1: It was icy, It wasn't like a pal pal condition
Speaker 1: where if she fell, she fell softly. Our first like
Speaker 1: kind of to get us to like the trail we
Speaker 1: were going to go on. Yes, it's a little steep
Speaker 1: and scary. But the problem is Krissa had said like
Speaker 1: I'm all in. I know she got off the lift. Okay,
Speaker 1: she goes down and she goes down the first one,
Speaker 1: and I was like, okay, it's fine. I got us
Speaker 1: to some very level terrain and we just were like,
Speaker 1: try to traverse like easily across the thing. And you
Speaker 1: look at her. But honestly, Chrisa, you nailed it. You
Speaker 1: had such a good attitude. You you didn't get discouraged.
Speaker 1: The only time you got discouraged, which you should have
Speaker 1: gotten discouraged, is I really wanted to keep you away
Speaker 1: from this one part where I was like, this is
Speaker 1: a little it's even for me, a little treacherous. I
Speaker 1: don't really like it. We followed our friends, and unfortunately
Speaker 1: we followed the wrong way. Some double black diamond bitches
Speaker 1: that were like, where are we get me back to
Speaker 1: the bunny hill? It was blue and I hated it
Speaker 1: for her. Finally she just ripped her skis off and
Speaker 1: she goes, I'm just sliped down on my butt, and
Speaker 1: even her attitude was so good about it. But one
Speaker 1: of my favorite parts is like the snow as somebody
Speaker 1: that we ended up loving very much on the trip.
Speaker 1: Um he is the creator of mings bangs. He kind
Speaker 1: of um, he kind of described the snow as mashed potatos.
Speaker 1: Do not do not. Do not come at me with
Speaker 1: a comment like that. While he described the snow as
Speaker 1: mashed potatoes, and he was dead on about it. And
Speaker 1: so there was the final part where you were going
Speaker 1: down the mashed potatoes and it wasn't easy and she
Speaker 1: she fell and she just goes, I'm over it, screamed,
Speaker 1: I'm over it. And this is what I said to
Speaker 1: Aaron when we got down the hill. Finally, Um for me,
Speaker 1: I said, how you did not pull out your phone
Speaker 1: and record the nonsense that just happened by you guys? Again,
Speaker 1: I have clearly I have no problem being like that
Speaker 1: an ass of any joke or embarrassing or whatever, because
Speaker 1: fuck it, Like, who cares? It was so bad? Who
Speaker 1: takes off their skis on a mountain and then just
Speaker 1: like sits on her ass and slides down at whatever. Anyway,
Speaker 1: I was trying to tell you, like, just put your
Speaker 1: skis parallel and just try to slide down the mountains
Speaker 1: so you don't have to take them off. And the
Speaker 1: problem is you guys, if you ski, you know you're
Speaker 1: wearing a helmet that protects your ears. And I'm like,
Speaker 1: just put your skis parallel. And She's like, what, I
Speaker 1: can't hear you. And I could tell she was getting frustrated,
Speaker 1: and I was like, it's okay, don't worry whatever you mean,
Speaker 1: I'm not kidding. Aaron was showed me this side of
Speaker 1: you that we haven't been in, like a situation where
Speaker 1: you're having to be like God and me on something. No,
Speaker 1: but like you were no, like like very it was
Speaker 1: Paula was Paula came out in you and well several
Speaker 1: times knock it off. Paul Paula came out in you
Speaker 1: in the teacher and was incredible and she was so
Speaker 1: patient with me. But so that is my My big
Speaker 1: takeaway was the laughter that I'm still having from the trip,
Speaker 1: but also Aaron's incredible patients in adverse treacherous situations. Also,
Speaker 1: here's what I'd like to discuss. I haven't taken and
Speaker 1: this isn't like who was me? But I haven't really
Speaker 1: taken a vacation in a minute, Yeah, I didn't respond
Speaker 1: to any text and you didn't have you at all.
Speaker 1: Half the time we didn't whe wi. Literally we go
Speaker 1: out at night like you have your phone and I
Speaker 1: was like, no, no idea. And one time we thought
Speaker 1: it was in the valet car even asked in the valley,
Speaker 1: was so sweet, went back and looked he goes nowhere
Speaker 1: to be found. I was like, Okay, suck it. Maybe
Speaker 1: it's on the mountain with my integrity, but it didn't
Speaker 1: matter to me. But the problem is I then got
Speaker 1: text messages from wonderful employees at house and home or
Speaker 1: other things that I work on in the off season,
Speaker 1: and they're like are you alive? And I'm like, is
Speaker 1: it a crime? I I really have an issue. People
Speaker 1: are getting so used to and again we have were
Speaker 1: beholden to clients and our responsibilities. That's fine, that's not
Speaker 1: fine out But if you what's the average time that
Speaker 1: you can go without texting or responding back to a
Speaker 1: work situation and not have it be deemed negligent because
Speaker 1: you would have thought that I was just you know,
Speaker 1: abandoning this company forever or friends forever. Right. I think
Speaker 1: that's why maybe people set up the email and they say, listen,
Speaker 1: I'm out of pocket, I'm on a vaca. My response
Speaker 1: time maybe delayed. I didn't do that either. I thought
Speaker 1: it was pretty good. There's a couple of times I would,
Speaker 1: you know, just not respond to people because I just
Speaker 1: didn't want to talk to anyone. I forgot about the
Speaker 1: old out of pocket. Now are we saying out of
Speaker 1: pocket or out of office because off the grid in
Speaker 1: the house at home off what? Yeah? Wait, what do
Speaker 1: you say? Some people say I'm off the grid right now,
Speaker 1: I'm off the grid. Oh well, I was definitely off
Speaker 1: the grid and the slope somebody where's the dogs looking?
Speaker 1: You did a great you really really did. But I
Speaker 1: just was like, wow, I didn't realize that this was
Speaker 1: such a thing where if you don't respond to someone's
Speaker 1: even just a friend's text right away, it's like, what
Speaker 1: was the worst you got? Are you alive? In all caps? Well?
Speaker 1: I guess because also too, it's not like we were
Speaker 1: like posting every move and all that kind of stuff.
Speaker 1: So maybe people just didn't understand. Yeah, and did you
Speaker 1: tell people, you're rebating it. I don't really care about
Speaker 1: the every move. But I was a picture, you know,
Speaker 1: but just for our own for like the world. Yeah,
Speaker 1: my framing in months Montana, I got one of Yeah,
Speaker 1: I got one of us on the slopes before the
Speaker 1: act in it um. But no, it was awesome and
Speaker 1: it was just very I don't know. A vacation is
Speaker 1: good for the soul in so many different ways, but yeah,
Speaker 1: laughter is the big takeaway, which I clearly am in
Speaker 1: a position in my life where I'm just saying bucket
Speaker 1: to everything. So I kept a vacation going and ended
Speaker 1: up in Las Vegas. Where the last I don't know,
Speaker 1: because I was like, I need your next party. That's
Speaker 1: where I'm at today. Maybe that's why this voice is hoarse,
Speaker 1: because it is the time I have just acne coming out.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I have for what we did? You know,
Speaker 1: I know, but you know what, Hey, you're damned if
Speaker 1: you do, You're damned if you don't. If you're all stressed,
Speaker 1: just saying my girl said to me. I told him like,
Speaker 1: how like we just really had a really great time
Speaker 1: and everything. And then my doctor was like, hey, look good,
Speaker 1: I have more than a starting lineup, which is great
Speaker 1: for me, and I just was just like, well, no,
Speaker 1: And then I just said to my girlfriends, I'm like,
Speaker 1: who knew after a bender I'd be all right? And
Speaker 1: they're like, you just needed to release but that it
Speaker 1: was just the I know. But I mean it's hard
Speaker 1: when you've been like, you know, you've gotten six months
Speaker 1: of work and all that kind of stuff. But it
Speaker 1: also depends on who you go with as well. I
Speaker 1: do believe that. I mean, you know, just the group
Speaker 1: that we were with was so fantastic and the laughter. Um.
Speaker 1: Like I said, we ended up sitting are laying and
Speaker 1: some people didn't know that they could put their feet
Speaker 1: up on the couch or if they could. Um. But
Speaker 1: we ended up in the month of March watching Four
Speaker 1: Christmas Is, which I don't care if you watch that
Speaker 1: movie in October. It is fucking hilarious, so funny, there's
Speaker 1: so many to seek characters in it. Wait, I'm only
Speaker 1: I'm seeing your praises because I want to set the
Speaker 1: scene real quick. You were so you know what, you
Speaker 1: go out to dinner a few nights in a row
Speaker 1: at a restaurant or whatever. It's so nice to just
Speaker 1: sit on a couch and like whatever, have dinner at
Speaker 1: the house. So Aaron arranges for this beautiful dinner and
Speaker 1: it was it was so nice. We were in matching
Speaker 1: pajamas on the couch watching a movie and just laughing
Speaker 1: the entire time. But yeah, Vince Vaughn's face in every
Speaker 1: movie he does, and Christian Chenawi is hysterical and that
Speaker 1: movie and I'm not saying I'm not a fan of hers,
Speaker 1: but she is just so funny with her boobs and
Speaker 1: hers like he's got gas and like, god, she is
Speaker 1: just freaking funny. And the other actress, I don't know
Speaker 1: what the cheese whiz I mean, that is freaking hilarious.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I don't know if you guys know we're
Speaker 1: talking about for Christmas Is with Vince Vaughn and Reese
Speaker 1: Witherspoon and you haven't seen it. Watch it again. Not
Speaker 1: livinged to the holiday season, but so funny. Um, he's
Speaker 1: not going back anyways. They like Dodge going to Christmas
Speaker 1: Is at their family and then end up having to
Speaker 1: go by default of a plane whatever being derailed. But
Speaker 1: speaking of plane, so booking a last minute flight to
Speaker 1: extend the vacation. Fine, there's zero part about me that
Speaker 1: is bougie. I'll walk somewhere if I have to have
Speaker 1: a good time. The only flight that was available was
Speaker 1: on Southwest. Okay, fine, that's a that's a very whatever.
Speaker 1: Like for me who has to go to Las Vegas
Speaker 1: once a month for extra Why was it so hard
Speaker 1: to get a flight because of the final four that
Speaker 1: I didn't know it was the Gramm reason until we're
Speaker 1: on the flight and the friends were like, wait, I
Speaker 1: was sitting in three B. Well exactly, but here's the conundrum,
Speaker 1: and I want to open it up for a little
Speaker 1: feedback from our incredible listeners. Two tickets were booked on
Speaker 1: the same itinerary. Okay, when it populates and it generates
Speaker 1: the seat numbers once you've checked in, we got one
Speaker 1: in A fifty four and we've got one in C
Speaker 1: thirty two. Is the A fifty four supposed to stay
Speaker 1: back with the C thirty two because if you guys
Speaker 1: are familiar with Southwest, you know that you board in
Speaker 1: your zones and it's by the time your Sea thirty
Speaker 1: two you're on the fucking wing of the plane. Yeah,
Speaker 1: So the A thirty four says, I'm going to hang
Speaker 1: back and wait for you to get on me C
Speaker 1: thirty four. I said, no, don't do that. Procure some seats,
Speaker 1: get on there, whatever. But the time I came on,
Speaker 1: there's like no seats to be had. And I was
Speaker 1: that's also like Jack on the Titanic getting off and
Speaker 1: being in the freezing waters, Like you are risking your life.
Speaker 1: I mean, go save yourself, get in an aisle or
Speaker 1: an emergency exit somewhere, well, like try to save the
Speaker 1: planet exactly. So I thought that was very noble. I mean,
Speaker 1: I'm like, get on never never forego the A fifty four.
Speaker 1: But then it got us talking about the premature pre board.
Speaker 1: And I'd like to explain this to you because I
Speaker 1: immediately text Larry and I said, have you ever done
Speaker 1: a skit or a bit on curb? Since you know
Speaker 1: I don't want on the premature pre board. The premature
Speaker 1: pre board is a real situation at and I'd like
Speaker 1: to know if any of you guys have seen a
Speaker 1: scenario where you know they don't need extra time, they're
Speaker 1: just taking advantage of the system. And do you have
Speaker 1: the cajones to call him out exactly? Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 1: It's just a thing. It was the observation I made,
Speaker 1: and I just would be curious if any of you
Speaker 1: guys have had a situation out there where you're like, no,
Speaker 1: I'm going to tell you a true story right now,
Speaker 1: and like I got, I got kind of judged for it.
Speaker 1: So this is I mean, I'm turning into a serious situation,
Speaker 1: which why are we doing that? But I am and
Speaker 1: I'll never forget it. My parents won't either. Right after
Speaker 1: nine eleven happens horrible. You know we're not flying and
Speaker 1: know anybody, I was dating a guy. I was in
Speaker 1: Tampa at that time, and I was dating a guy
Speaker 1: who was in Fort Lauderdale. So I it's a thirty
Speaker 1: minute flight. Flights open back up. I went to go
Speaker 1: see him. My dad was very upset about that. He
Speaker 1: was like, really, my Mom's like, it's probably the safest
Speaker 1: it'll ever be. It's a thirty minute flight. We're good.
Speaker 1: I mean, it's just where we were at the time.
Speaker 1: This is when you were showing your license before you boarded.
Speaker 1: Then remember when like just T s A was totally different,
Speaker 1: all the things. This guy didn't show his license to
Speaker 1: get on, and I mean everybody remembers like at that time,
Speaker 1: we are panicked and we are looking at everyone cross eyed.
Speaker 1: It's just like, who is the next person to board
Speaker 1: a flight? He didn't show his license. It made me
Speaker 1: very uneasy. It made me very piste off. I told
Speaker 1: the flight attendants. I just said, I'm just gonna let
Speaker 1: you know. He just got on without showing his license.
Speaker 1: Lord knows who he is. And they're like, please sit
Speaker 1: down and stop trying to cause a problem. And I
Speaker 1: was like, you know what Oprah would tell me to
Speaker 1: say something. You see something, you say something. I was
Speaker 1: very and you said something, and you were told that.
Speaker 1: They go mad at me. They yeah, they said, knock
Speaker 1: it off. So that this is the funny. It's just
Speaker 1: a funny thing. Far the vacation. I I have a
Speaker 1: thing I I don't like when I can't contribute to
Speaker 1: something because it makes me feel whatever. And there's this
Speaker 1: a situation where Aaron was very well, she's incredible in
Speaker 1: the whole trip, but she was like so generous and
Speaker 1: she's like, no, I take care of this. I take
Speaker 1: care of this. And I kept saying thank you over
Speaker 1: and over and over again, and she looks at me
Speaker 1: and she goes not to knock it off. I was
Speaker 1: laughing so hard. She was like I cannot hear it
Speaker 1: one more time, and I was like, sorry, I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I'm sorry. So funny, so yeah, I will
Speaker 1: say this. Yeah, And like we were talking about with
Speaker 1: everything being so funny and I know, I mean people
Speaker 1: that have friends like that that bringing out in them.
Speaker 1: And we another part of this trip which may not
Speaker 1: be funny for anybody else, but it was like we
Speaker 1: had won the lottery. We were in this bar that
Speaker 1: was playing their own music and it was just not good.
Speaker 1: The music was bad. Our group was the only group
Speaker 1: that was like affected by it. We needed some more
Speaker 1: pep spice, all salt and pepper. I would have taken
Speaker 1: that anything. What's your man got to do with me? Right?
Speaker 1: I ain't trying to hear that. So then you would
Speaker 1: go in the back and like try to talk to
Speaker 1: the bartender or somebody else from our party went to
Speaker 1: the back, and nobody's listening. It kind of felt like
Speaker 1: my day to day. And so finally I just sat
Speaker 1: there and I was like, you know what, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: try to get into the bluetooth. It was like I
Speaker 1: cracked the international codes. I mean, I've been watching a
Speaker 1: lot of succession, which we've documented. It was like I
Speaker 1: cracked the stock market all of a sudden. I was
Speaker 1: playing Dre and Snoop Dogg, and it was like we
Speaker 1: she got in, got in. When I got into, you
Speaker 1: are not you were not there were going to penetrate
Speaker 1: this system. This is the c I A. You're not
Speaker 1: getting in. She leans over and go she goes. We
Speaker 1: look like we start to hear the song and playing
Speaker 1: were like, is this is this? Did you get in?
Speaker 1: She looks like, she goes, oh, I got it. We
Speaker 1: thought we had just robbed a fucking bank and like
Speaker 1: like I sunk your battleship, Like it was all I've got.
Speaker 1: It's like the part where Prods Maids where it's like
Speaker 1: I know where all the nukes are, like and you
Speaker 1: know what, Like I was Melissa McCarthy and it was
Speaker 1: like I got at it. It was incredib Then I
Speaker 1: went to the bathroom and it all went to ship
Speaker 1: not me. She goes to the bathroom. She handed her
Speaker 1: phone to someone else and it was about she goes,
Speaker 1: I go, I go to the bathroom for two minutes
Speaker 1: and that's a rap. Uh. Well, there wasn't so many things,
Speaker 1: is it also annoying. And you guys can tell us
Speaker 1: this when like people have been on a trip or
Speaker 1: do something or have like an experience like so fun,
Speaker 1: You're like, okay, all right, okay, I get it. But
Speaker 1: then I think this is an interesting situation. And this
Speaker 1: happened to me after my wedding too, Like you kind
Speaker 1: of mixed groups that haven't been mixed before, and everyone
Speaker 1: has a great time, and you're like, we're going to
Speaker 1: be best friends forever. I remember a certain situation like that,
Speaker 1: and then we all tried to get together again and
Speaker 1: it wasn't the same, maybe because we weren't as drunk
Speaker 1: as we were at my wedding, but it was all like,
Speaker 1: we're going to do everything together for the rest of
Speaker 1: our lives because of that moment we had on the
Speaker 1: dance floor and the shot sky. And then it's like,
Speaker 1: which is too much? I mean, you know, where are
Speaker 1: we with all this now? Do we still love each other?
Speaker 1: Are we involved still? I don't know how much I think.
Speaker 1: I think you give it a break, yeah right, yeah,
Speaker 1: like anything like you always tell me, let's calm down,
Speaker 1: let's calm down, let's take it easy. Because I'm a
Speaker 1: zero to sixty I'm gone in sixty seconds. You go
Speaker 1: ahead and give me an Angelina Jolie and a Shelby
Speaker 1: Cobra and it is on and you're like, okay, pump
Speaker 1: the brakes, sister. It's like, now we have our own
Speaker 1: text chain with this group. And I made it up
Speaker 1: because I had to leave early and I was sad
Speaker 1: and I was on the plane all by myself Celain
Speaker 1: Diona and I made the title up and I put
Speaker 1: the photo up and now like it came up the
Speaker 1: other day and Jared saw it because Jared didn't get
Speaker 1: to come. He was working, and he was like, oh,
Speaker 1: we all have our own text change now, huh. I
Speaker 1: was like, oh sure, And then like they our group
Speaker 1: started a text change to at him and it's just
Speaker 1: not the same, not a nickname, and there's not a picture.
Speaker 1: And guess what I don't want there to be. Here's
Speaker 1: the other thing. How about the misappropriate did a text
Speaker 1: when you think, because if he's listening, he's not he's mainframe.
Speaker 1: You hacked um when you when you act. It was incredible,
Speaker 1: like I won gold and Neily, we were so perplexed.
Speaker 1: Anyone that knows, first of all, half the time I
Speaker 1: can't even get into the WiFi in my house. I'm like,
Speaker 1: the Bluetooth is it the same code? Is it a capital?
Speaker 1: Is it not a capital? I don't know. But when
Speaker 1: you want to play music, you know when you're in
Speaker 1: that headspace and you're like, no, we need good music drinking.
Speaker 1: Nothing better than keeping a party going than good music, DJs.
Speaker 1: I understand why your residency in Vegas is worth twenty
Speaker 1: million a night because music is everything. If you guys,
Speaker 1: I went to Delilah. That's not name dropping ahead a reservation,
Speaker 1: but it was my first time going to the one
Speaker 1: in Vegas. I had what is it? What is it? So?
Speaker 1: Delilah is a restaurant slash like club or whatever. And
Speaker 1: I feel like when you took me to in New
Speaker 1: York where I walked in with a blazer and I
Speaker 1: lost it and I came out I had a button
Speaker 1: and I walked out with the wet head. Is that
Speaker 1: the same thing for everyone that has never been to
Speaker 1: Ainsworth or Bounce in New York. That's what she's referring to.
Speaker 1: I was like, it was so they were talking, You're
Speaker 1: talking about where Whitney was when she it was a
Speaker 1: white tablecloth I was meeting you for that mean, well
Speaker 1: things took a charm because we found out Whitney Houston
Speaker 1: died while at brunch, So I mean, I will always
Speaker 1: love you. Became that and I want to an when
Speaker 1: the sparklers came out and the windows shut down and
Speaker 1: things started fogging up. Besides my metails details, I don't
Speaker 1: know what you do at brunch. I get omelets and sparklers. Okay,
Speaker 1: what's Delilah's Delilah's uh, because here's the here's the place
Speaker 1: that I'm at in my life. I love to have
Speaker 1: a good time, but like tell, it's embarrassing. It's a
Speaker 1: bit well you can tell. I mean I couldn't even
Speaker 1: my hair dryer broke today, which is another thing we'll
Speaker 1: get to see that. Did you guys see this? Well
Speaker 1: you can't if you're watching on YouTube. Did but look
Speaker 1: at that breakage? Um, Now, you can't go to clubs
Speaker 1: at this point, like who let the old lady in?
Speaker 1: So the place that you have to go is a
Speaker 1: dinner spot that turns into a club. But you've already
Speaker 1: procured your position at table four where you're still there.
Speaker 1: It's not creepy or they're fine. How does it go
Speaker 1: into a club like bag and towel? Got it? It's fine, Um,
Speaker 1: but let's say like, for example, uh, I was told
Speaker 1: by a friend that Usher was there one night and
Speaker 1: he's like jumps up on the stage and starts performing.
Speaker 1: Or Justin Bieber did that last time he was there.
Speaker 1: So you don't know what you're gonna get. Fine, great,
Speaker 1: but this was amusing. This was like just it was
Speaker 1: like a club, but I didn't have to get it
Speaker 1: from the table and I was ordering a surf and turf.
Speaker 1: It was like the best of all worlds. I didn't
Speaker 1: have to jockey for a position. I didn't have to
Speaker 1: just drink red bull. I was yeah, martiniz, is there
Speaker 1: a dance floor? There was a dance floor. I again
Speaker 1: showed some restraint and let the young girls out there
Speaker 1: to bust a move. But it was great. The point
Speaker 1: of this story was what I don't know? But can
Speaker 1: I ask one more ignorant questions? Is delaw is a
Speaker 1: new thing? Is it newl is not a new Las Vegas? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I funk. I can't remember the point. I mean, I'm
Speaker 1: sure it's a restaurant group. I don't know what the
Speaker 1: point was, but bringing it back to being old. Vegas
Speaker 1: is different from me now, but Vegas for me is
Speaker 1: always gambling. I love roulette. This is the last veggat
Speaker 1: part of the story. I'm gonna tell all the twenty
Speaker 1: four hours I'm there. I always been on twenty three Red,
Speaker 1: Michael Jordan's it's a go to, Always been on Blood,
Speaker 1: Larry Bird thirty three, Derek Jeter, number two, John Elway
Speaker 1: read seven like Red, Dion Sanders, Yeah, thirty three thirty
Speaker 1: three Black is Larry Bird. So on the roulette table.
Speaker 1: So but every single time I met twenty three Red,
Speaker 1: I have I'm up, I have three hundred and I
Speaker 1: think it was like fifty dollars whatever it was, And
Speaker 1: chips normally go to the cashier, cashman whatever, I like
Speaker 1: to save mine. It makes me feel like, I like,
Speaker 1: leave with some money that I can't spend. I say
Speaker 1: the chips, bring them back to Vegas the next time.
Speaker 1: This particular time, I'm like, you know what, I'm just
Speaker 1: gonna take a chance here. I'm gonna throw it on.
Speaker 1: You can also just bet the color red or black.
Speaker 1: So I'm like, you know what, I never do this,
Speaker 1: but let me just throw this last little amount of
Speaker 1: winnings on black. See what happens. Wheel is turning, wheel
Speaker 1: is turning, wheel is slowing down, wheel is slowing down.
Speaker 1: Guess what it lands? One fucking red. The entire time
Speaker 1: I was there, I put money on it and it
Speaker 1: didn't hit. The one time I have three d fifty dollars,
Speaker 1: so three dollars times the roulette table thirty six whatever
Speaker 1: pays out, I would have won like eight thousand dollars.
Speaker 1: The one time I don't put it on there. And
Speaker 1: the lesson to myself here was for you guys at home,
Speaker 1: stick with your instincts. Never stray from what you do
Speaker 1: consistently that has worked in your life. Three red has
Speaker 1: always worked for me and I I didn't stick with it.
Speaker 1: So that's my lesson to myself. And first time I
Speaker 1: went to Vegas with my husband, I had a raging
Speaker 1: u t I and I didn't know about it until
Speaker 1: we were on I think the flight there and I
Speaker 1: had to go to the bathroom a couple of times,
Speaker 1: and I was like, oh my god, this is my
Speaker 1: first trip away with this guy. I'm pain blood. I
Speaker 1: have no way to get in an antibiotics. So I
Speaker 1: started shoving cranberry Vodkas down my throat when we got there,
Speaker 1: because I was like, I'm going to be a trooper.
Speaker 1: I don't want this guy to think I'm a loser
Speaker 1: or a voice. But anybody, male or female, it's on succession.
Speaker 1: Right now. Mr Roy has a U t I. He
Speaker 1: gets all like crazy, it hurts so bad. I remember
Speaker 1: I was taking a shower. I was like doubled over
Speaker 1: in the shower, like hurting. Finally got some antibiotics in me.
Speaker 1: What a gal. But you also know when you have
Speaker 1: a raging U t I. There seems to be a
Speaker 1: theme with me of paying my pants that you end
Speaker 1: up paying your pants. And I remember we were dancing
Speaker 1: at a club and I was like, I just pissed myself. No,
Speaker 1: you did not, You didn't hold it. There's no horse
Speaker 1: feeling in the entire world than a U t I.
Speaker 1: Oh my kind of cologist or a kidney I've talked
Speaker 1: about that, but holy no, you didn't. But you know
Speaker 1: it's like U T I. Medication should be over the counter.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry enough of this bullshit where I need a prescription,
Speaker 1: Like what if I'm in Vegas, what if I'm somewhere?
Speaker 1: It should you counter? We all know what it is.
Speaker 1: Just give us something, give us a scribe or a script.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna give you the script. It's os that doesn't
Speaker 1: that doesn't do it because my u T I s no,
Speaker 1: because mine go full blown kidney infection. They were like
Speaker 1: a deep, I don't know I have it until it's
Speaker 1: a kidney infection and I'm puking and I have a fever.
Speaker 1: Just give of me the macro bid over the counter.
Speaker 1: Come on now. Okay, here's the next question. Are you
Speaker 1: someone that's willing to take Are you? Well? You are
Speaker 1: because you're not a rule breaker like me, where they
Speaker 1: always say with antibiotics, take the whole thing. I always
Speaker 1: forget once the symptoms goes away and the burning and
Speaker 1: the urgency, I stopped taking it from them. It's like,
Speaker 1: I wonder why it came back. Did you know that
Speaker 1: you could take your prescriptions? Also, like two years after
Speaker 1: the date, they're still fine. I had no idea you
Speaker 1: could do that. Why would that be okay? Isn't there
Speaker 1: an expiration? I had a doctor tell me it's still okay.
Speaker 1: Because I was going to get something done and I
Speaker 1: needed like a strong ivy profen and I had one
Speaker 1: from another surgery, and I was like, it says it
Speaker 1: was expired two years ago. She's like, it's fine, okay, anyway,
Speaker 1: you say what well, because you know, I had that
Speaker 1: weird rash thing on the inside of my knees I
Speaker 1: keep talking about, and well, the doctor was like, it's
Speaker 1: it could stress induced. And so it's finally gone away.
Speaker 1: It's finally gone away. But the doctor said to me
Speaker 1: the dumber talk just when she gave it to me.
Speaker 1: She was like, and don't use this anywhere else if
Speaker 1: you have a rash. And I was like, I wouldn't,
Speaker 1: and she goes, but I have to say that because
Speaker 1: people do. I'm like, I don't misappropriate prescriptions to other ailments. No,
Speaker 1: I'm not like, Hey, I've got a rash on my face,
Speaker 1: let me go ahead and throw this. She goes, you'd
Speaker 1: be surprised. I got. I'm not going to say the
Speaker 1: details of it, but I had a nurse asked me
Speaker 1: if whatever, and I was like yeah, and she goes,
Speaker 1: you'd be surprised. I was like, people are fucking disgusting. Meanwhile, disgusting,
Speaker 1: but make macro bids something you can have over the counter.
Speaker 1: Come on, it's a great point. It is because those
Speaker 1: YouTube has come out of nowhere and there's no warning,
Speaker 1: there's no there's no pretty much reboarding there. They just
Speaker 1: say get on, get in. You're going to the hospital
Speaker 1: with like kidding infection or your logan roy and you're
Speaker 1: like your brain is affected. At the shareholders meeting. Not
Speaker 1: the shareholders meeting, I'm not going you You're you just
Speaker 1: came from a meeting there. You're very professional. I, however,
Speaker 1: thank god didn't have a meeting today because my hair
Speaker 1: dryer broke again without any warning. This hair is what
Speaker 1: and it's like, I'm going for the hair wet look again.
Speaker 1: I'm like twenty years late to a fashion thing hair
Speaker 1: as well. Anyways, So when I was I would to
Speaker 1: go dry my hair and the hair dryer didn't work.
Speaker 1: I was like, well, Ship, can I take the curling iron?
Speaker 1: I was like, no, don't do that. On the pregame,
Speaker 1: Aaron alluded to the fact that her hair was breaking
Speaker 1: off because the setting on the curling iron is too high.
Speaker 1: Would you care to revisit the story so we can
Speaker 1: open this up. So I have two sets of curling irons.
Speaker 1: I have one that I keep in my suitcase NonStop,
Speaker 1: and then I have one at my house, and I
Speaker 1: have been using the one that I travel with at
Speaker 1: my house more often. It is one where you can
Speaker 1: set the temperature. I don't think that should be allowed
Speaker 1: for people in real life because I'm not a hairstylist.
Speaker 1: I don't know what the temperature should be at. I
Speaker 1: always just put it at four ten. Why wouldn't I
Speaker 1: I'm not cooking salmon. I'm trying to curl my banks,
Speaker 1: like I don't even have banks, but trying to curl
Speaker 1: what I have of my real hair. So here's the deal.
Speaker 1: I've noticed that it's breaking off. I noticed that I've
Speaker 1: got a lot of my hair breaking off. And I've
Speaker 1: been looking at pictures um from this past year, and
Speaker 1: I'm like, my hair looks longer. Well, what's the difference.
Speaker 1: What's the common denominator the four tens setting on the
Speaker 1: curling iron? If we have hairstylists out there, Ryan Randall,
Speaker 1: if you're listening, what setting should we have it on
Speaker 1: the curling iron? Because I think I'm overdoing the salmon
Speaker 1: a k A. My real hair. It's a great question,
Speaker 1: like the three set dominique does it go? What was that?
Speaker 1: What does your curling iron go up to I mean
Speaker 1: I don't I shouldn't even be allowed to know. But
Speaker 1: I'm not saying maybe. But now I'm like, what are
Speaker 1: we doing? Three fifty? What I'm doing is I'm going
Speaker 1: to the curling iron that doesn't have a temperature setting
Speaker 1: because I trust that and my hair wasn't breaking with that.
Speaker 1: We should not be we should be allowed to get
Speaker 1: Macrobin over the counter, but not be allowed to have
Speaker 1: curling irons that we pick our own setting. That's crazy.
Speaker 1: It's a great point. It's a great point. I always
Speaker 1: on that on that flat iron goes straight up to
Speaker 1: the top because who's I'm not the person plugging that
Speaker 1: thing into you know, twenty minutes ahead of a styling session,
Speaker 1: all of a sudden, I have a Bob. I mean,
Speaker 1: I don't mean that. What about Bob? Look at this?
Speaker 1: I got nothing, filmy nothing. Dr Leo Marvin, he well
Speaker 1: get him online. One who's got a lot of diagnosing
Speaker 1: to do. You know what, you guys, this has been incredible.
Speaker 1: I hope for us. I hope that it was a
Speaker 1: great recap for you guys as well. Please d m
Speaker 1: us any questions that you have about anything or any
Speaker 1: answers that you have about over the counter U t
Speaker 1: I medicine, curling iron, hot iron settings, or anything in between.
Speaker 1: Love you all, Thank you, Aaron, thank you. Calm Down
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