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Speaker 1: My boyfriend proposed me on Christmas, but I said no,

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Speaker 1: but it was for a good reason. Should I have

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Speaker 1: left him? This is okay Op where we read the

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Speaker 1: craziest most Christmas y true stories on Earth. I'm John

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Speaker 1: and Sam. Should Op leave him? I wonder can you

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Speaker 1: recover from saying no to proposal? Like I? Has anyone?

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Speaker 2: Like?

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Speaker 3: Has anyone ever said no to someone asked him to

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Speaker 3: marry them and they continued dating and then gotten married afterwards?

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Speaker 1: That's great? Does that happen?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: I was.

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Speaker 4: I would say like if like the person's not ready

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Speaker 4: though I still love you, but like I don't want

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Speaker 4: to be married.

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Speaker 1: I haven't heard that happen TV. But I've never I've

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Speaker 1: never heard that happen. Do you?

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Speaker 4: You don't say yes in the moment, just becacause most

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Speaker 4: of the time, maybe if you're like truly secluded, like

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Speaker 4: literally there's nobody else there, But like if you're in

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Speaker 4: a restaurant or like a crowd of people, do you

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Speaker 4: low key just because you're already going to deny them?

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Speaker 4: Do you deny them and publicly humiliate them?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Ah, yeah, I think so let's do it. Yeah, deny

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Speaker 3: them and public Well, am I am I Am I

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Speaker 3: leaning into it? Or am I giving actual advice? Dealer's choice,

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Speaker 3: actual advice? Actual advice? I would say, uh, say yes publicly,

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Speaker 3: say no privately. Yeah, if you want to have a

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Speaker 3: fun story, say no publicly and privately.

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Speaker 4: Well that might have happened, but there's only one way

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Speaker 4: But this particular story comes from all may Og. I

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Speaker 4: dated this guy, twenty one male, let's call him Will,

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Speaker 4: in twenty eighteen, and I, twenty one female at the time,

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Speaker 4: had just graduated college and found a career in graphic design,

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Speaker 4: so I felt like I was okay to start dating.

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Speaker 4: I met Will on a dating app called plenty of Fish.

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Speaker 1: I've heard of it, yeah, i'ven't been on it.

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Speaker 4: We talked on there for a year before we decided

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Speaker 4: to go on a day. Wow, that's so it seems

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Speaker 4: too long, right, that's kind of insane. That's an insane

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Speaker 4: amount of dick pics.

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Speaker 1: To each other, to each other, to each other.

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Speaker 3: The only way to send it to send a dick

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Speaker 3: pic back. That you when someone sends you a dick pic. Yes,

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Speaker 3: you draw on it and then you send it back.

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Speaker 3: You make like little like animals out of it.

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Speaker 4: That's cute. Yeah, that's cute. That's how you sexed right, Yes, exactly, Sam.

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Speaker 1: Don't tell him.

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Speaker 4: And he lived thirty minutes from my town, and he

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Speaker 4: came to me. We ended up going to a small

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Speaker 4: restaurant and I paid my portion, as I always do.

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Speaker 4: He was sweet and took me home afterwards.

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Speaker 1: Took you home, did he?

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Speaker 4: I gave him a simple peck on the lips and

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Speaker 4: went inside. The next week he asked to go out again.

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Speaker 4: I accepted the offer because he was nice.

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Speaker 1: Accept the offer. It feels very business here.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, good work, John said, And I'll give you off

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Speaker 5: two pecks on the left for this one.

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Speaker 1: May I give him a simple peck on the cheeker

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Speaker 1: that I was in This.

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Speaker 4: Time we went to another restaurant and he was asking

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Speaker 4: different questions about my family, so I answered them. When

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Speaker 4: I began asking questions about his family. He told me

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Speaker 4: his parents were separated and that his dad was a

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Speaker 4: severe racist.

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Speaker 1: I am an African American from a third generation Native

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Speaker 4: I took that with a grain of salt at the time.

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Speaker 4: He also said that he was living with his roommate

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Speaker 4: twenty two mail we will call him Bob, but more

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Speaker 4: on that later, and that he was currently working in landscaping,

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Speaker 4: and that he had started working there just the previous week.

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Speaker 4: At the end of the date, he offered to pay

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Speaker 1: To this time. I had driven my own.

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Speaker 4: Vehicle due to not liking his reckless driving the previous time.

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Speaker 1: Dang.

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Speaker 4: And the dates continue until about two months after. He

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Speaker 4: wanted me to meet his friend Bob. I agreed, but

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Speaker 4: met up at a restaurant for lunch. Bob was the

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Speaker 4: definition of the ick.

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Speaker 1: The was a man. It was Bob the incarnates.

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Speaker 4: He stared at us weirdly like he was at a zoo,

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Speaker 4: and he barely talked to me or my sister, and.

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Speaker 3: He drank through a straw how d Yeah, Riley knows.

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Speaker 3: I guess girls think that's an ick comment? Is that

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Speaker 3: an put us below? Because our boy Riley has stopped

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Speaker 3: sucking straws. He stopped sucking straws because he's worried the

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Speaker 4: So if you want our boy Riley to suck on straws,

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Speaker 4: please say that it's not anck.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, or maybe it is. Let us know. Bob was

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Speaker 1: a definition of the ick.

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Speaker 4: He stared at us weirdly, like he was at a zoo,

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Speaker 4: across the table from him. Later, when I asked Will

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Speaker 4: is brody.

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Speaker 5: Can we bring back Bob the build her? Why we

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Speaker 5: gotta got Bob the racist into this. I want to

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Speaker 5: build a tiny town of happy people.

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Speaker 1: God, dang, Bob.

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Speaker 4: The racist ones to tear your town down, building systematic oppression.

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Speaker 1: Freak out of here.

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Speaker 4: Oh can he do it? Yes he can? Oh my god, Unfortunately,

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Speaker 4: listen to this. Okay, it took Bob by surprise. I'll

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Speaker 4: say now that my family is far from ghetto. We

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Speaker 1: She made it clear she didn't want us to end

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Speaker 4: Fast forward a week and my birthday is coming up,

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Speaker 4: and Will sends me this text? Can I propose to

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Speaker 1: A text? A text on Snapchat? Wame?

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Speaker 3: I mean, I don't know, maybe people do that. Maybe

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Speaker 3: it's friends just got engaged, justin a big shout.

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Speaker 4: Out to Justin and to our friends, right acted. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 4: that seems super lame. Yeah, I feel like I am

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Speaker 4: very pro having the conversation first or bringing it bringing

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Speaker 1: For sure. I am. There should be a surprise where

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Speaker 4: Where where in exactly when it happens, you know, it's like, oh,

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Speaker 4: like let's let's do this this year or something, or

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Speaker 1: But yeah, the text I'm not a fan of. I

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Speaker 1: don't know, what do you guys think? Let us know?

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Speaker 4: Maybe the is this the uh maybe a red flag.

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Speaker 4: I was shocked and thought he was joking. Double red flags.

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Speaker 4: I was shocked and thought he was joking at first,

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Speaker 4: since we haven't even said that we're boyfriend and girlfriend

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Speaker 5: What and not to mention it's only been two months.

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Speaker 1: Man, just knows if you know you know? So he

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Speaker 1: text sir, can I marry you? Can I propose to

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Speaker 1: you on your birthday? Just send an email a cali

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Speaker 1: bite proposal proposal? Thank god he texted at least first. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: so she can let him down easy, Oh god?

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Speaker 2: But yes.

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Speaker 1: So I laughed it off and told him no.

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Speaker 4: He called me upset not even a minute later, asking

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Speaker 4: So I told him that we aren't even officially.

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Speaker 3: Dating, and that's crazy to ask before you're officially dating.

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Speaker 3: Come on, Riley, what's the quickest you'd get married? That's

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Speaker 3: the love of your life, you know it's the one.

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Speaker 3: It's a big booty latina.

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Speaker 1: What is it? Three months? Actually? Like year? Year?

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Speaker 2: Year?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, years are great, that's a great amount of time. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: He then tells me that he has counted the years

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Speaker 1: that we talked on the dating app as dating.

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Speaker 4: Ah Wow, not at all, not in the slightest Dude.

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Speaker 3: I've talked to professors for a year. Doesn't mean I'm

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Speaker 3: about to propose to them. Sam, are we in a

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Speaker 3: almost three year relationship?

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Speaker 1: That is true. John and I have been talking for

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Speaker 1: three years, and we've been spending all our time together.

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Speaker 1: Proposed that asshole? Wait wait, hold on, hold on, check

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Speaker 1: your phone. No, oh my god.

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Speaker 4: I told him in response, no, that that was not dating.

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Speaker 4: Talking on the dating app was not dating because it

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Speaker 4: He looked shocked that I knew he was there lurking

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Speaker 4: for me, for us to raise together. You're too much man,

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Speaker 4: He's giving, he's trying.

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Speaker 1: To log get in. I gave her a puppy that

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Speaker 5: She supposed that she said no, that she didn't want

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Speaker 4: I asked him if he wanted to stay and walk

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Speaker 4: going to come to the mall thirty minutes before I saw.

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Speaker 1: Him following us.

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Speaker 4: Oh so he but before she saw them and everything,

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Speaker 4: he basically lied, it's like I'm not going to the

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Speaker 1: Like tracking her on like find my iPhone.

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Speaker 4: Thinking that find my iPhone irl, And he didn't think that.

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Speaker 4: He legitimately didn't know.

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Speaker 1: I was wearing my invisibility cloak. How could she see me.

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Speaker 3: That is like, bro is just getting weirder. This another

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Speaker 3: red flag? Yep are they not? Are they broken up yet?

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Speaker 1: Not yet? Because are you not seeing this? Opie? Opie?

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Speaker 1: Look up? I've been your freaking eyes. Oh man.

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Speaker 3: Although, although probably I mean this is maybe assuming a lot,

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Speaker 4: I think you might be reading the tea leaves on

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: I got banned from Hinge, Tinder and bumble straight to

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Speaker 1: Here we go, baby.

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Speaker 4: So when I asked him about this, he said he

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Speaker 4: Now it is November two months later and I invite

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Speaker 1: No, why are you still inviting in places. And also

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Speaker 3: I think it sounds I mean, you're not inviting your

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Speaker 1: Probably I invited him because my family was interested in

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Speaker 1: but I see you in the comment. Have you seen

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Speaker 1: Oh, he's like, honey, what would you like? He then

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Speaker 4: Gosh, guys, guys, guys, we've gone past the red flag.

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Speaker 1: Up, right, right, John right. He said he only brought

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Speaker 4: And he's like, all right, it's been a week. I

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Speaker 1: It's no good. How about now are we there yet?

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Speaker 1: Are we there yet? Are we there yet at the barbecue? No, buddy,

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Speaker 3: I'm talking about this fucking this guy, this guy red

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Speaker 3: their their their waves. Man is pulling red flags out

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Speaker 3: keeping looking. She's starting to help pull. She's like, I

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Speaker 4: Can we buy one of those for like the majorist,

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Speaker 4: like the role with red flags and you have it,

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Speaker 4: you pull it out.

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Speaker 1: Or just like get the magicians one and then pull

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Speaker 1: it's true. We have the magic of content. So fast forward.

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Speaker 4: At the barbecue, he happily told my family that he

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Speaker 1: What a left turn.

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Speaker 4: My family is full of jokers, so they started to

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Speaker 4: pick at him and he didn't even notice. That is

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Speaker 4: so funny when they're ragging on you and you literally

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Speaker 3: But maybe he's like, maybe he just doesn't get the

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Speaker 4: Off misreading everything. He's like, well, we met together, so

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Speaker 3: Married, right, Yeah, yeah, we've been dating for over a year.

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Speaker 3: Wait when you said I'll text you later. Was that

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Speaker 1: Yeah? Forever. I'm going to text you later. Then I'm

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Speaker 3: Yes, It's just like the auto complete didn't finish, you know. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: I can read between the lions.

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Speaker 1: Don't worry, babe.

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Speaker 4: But after he left, my family looked at me like

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Speaker 4: I was crazy. Now it's December and he tells me

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Speaker 4: that his dad, the heavy racist who wishes to join

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Speaker 4: the KKK, wants to meet me. Oh my god, I row.

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Speaker 4: I asked him if he told his dad that I

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Speaker 4: He said he told his dad that I was the

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Speaker 4: Here we go again, that I had helped him out

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Speaker 4: and straightened him up, as in O P did this

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Speaker 4: Or like, Hey, she's come in my life and she's

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Speaker 4: I asked him where his dad wanted to meet me,

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Speaker 3: Took akk member, dude literally, like that just doesn't seem safe,

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Speaker 4: If you really love this woman, like, do you not

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Speaker 1: This van is literally making get out over here. I

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Speaker 1: I know.

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Speaker 4: I was not comfortable with this and told him that

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Speaker 4: how racist. He told me his dad and his dad's

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Speaker 4: We're just gonna light the big tea on fire.

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Speaker 1: Oh like ah.

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Speaker 4: He told me that his dad would be okay, but

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Speaker 4: I refused to meet his dad. He was ticked about it,

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Speaker 4: wanted for Christmas. I told him nothing much, not a

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Speaker 4: And he's like, but what's your ring size for the

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Speaker 4: I could get like a real good book ring for you.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly.

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Speaker 4: It's just this is a placehold her, you know what

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Speaker 4: I mean. He then said he was happy that he

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Speaker 1: Oh wait, I thought.

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Speaker 4: I thought she was about to say that he wasn't

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Speaker 4: got him a nice watch and some Georgia Bulldogs things,

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Speaker 4: since he was really into them. On Christmas Day, a

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Speaker 4: some that hadn't ever met Will. At the barbecue, he

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Speaker 4: got me that book that I wanted, but he pulled

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Speaker 4: me to the side. No, and he showed me what

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Speaker 4: a little cute, tiny little red box with a bow

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Speaker 4: on it, and he said, is now a good time?

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Speaker 4: I want to ask your mom for her blessing. Bro

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Speaker 4: get a hint, also, real quick, Riley, do we know

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Speaker 1: Been what four months? Now? Man's asking every single month.

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Speaker 4: Like right, fly, red flag, fly all the red flags.

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Speaker 4: Once again, I was shocked. I pulled him outside, away

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Speaker 4: told him no. I told him he couldn't keep doing

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Speaker 4: I had told him two times before, and here he

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Speaker 4: is again, waiting to propose. He seemed visibly angry and

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Speaker 4: said he didn't understand why I was playing hard to get.

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Speaker 1: He is not hard to get. Fuck, you are so

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Speaker 1: dumb and oh my god.

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Speaker 3: Break up with him, please, please give us a Christmas

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Speaker 3: miracle and break up with him.

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Speaker 4: Please. He then brought up the fact that we hadn't

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Speaker 4: even had sex yet and he doesn't know what's holding

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Speaker 4: me back.

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Speaker 1: Why damn.

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Speaker 4: It was then that I realized he was going to

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Speaker 4: keep asking me to marry him so he could get

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Speaker 4: in my These are horny proposals. Yeah, carry dog proposals.

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Speaker 1: There we go.

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Speaker 4: Mind you, I'm not a virgin, but I'm also not

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Speaker 4: someone who needs sex, and I can go years without

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Speaker 4: it and be fine. So it never really crossed my

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Speaker 4: mind when we started dating. She's like, when we started dating,

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Speaker 4: I was like, I don't really want to do this

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Speaker 4: with you, Like, I've never even crossed my mind.

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Speaker 1: The most I did with Will was kiss.

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Speaker 4: I told him to leave, and he snapped at me

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Speaker 4: that I was being unreasonable. At this point, my uncle

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Speaker 4: Now my uncle was six' five and towered Over. Will

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Speaker 4: he was also bulked with, muscles and his arms were

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Speaker 4: covered in. Tattoos my uncle asked if everything was okay

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Speaker 4: when he saw THAT i was visibly. Upset will said

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Speaker 4: everything was fine and that he was. Leaving my uncle

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Speaker 4: stood quietly by Till will pulled out of the driveway

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Speaker 4: before he asked me IF i was.

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Speaker 1: OKAY i told HIM i was fine and left it at.

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Speaker 4: THAT i didn't hear From will for a, week so

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Speaker 4: FINALLY i messaged.

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Speaker 1: Him saying we needed to.

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Speaker 4: Talk his automatic response, was, why it's not LIKE i

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Speaker 4: cheated on?

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Speaker 1: You that, IS i, MEAN i cheat on? You like

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Speaker 1: what what the?

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Speaker 3: Heck it feels like an Accidental that feels like some accidental.

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Speaker 1: Honesty ooh.

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Speaker 4: Wow at this, POINT i was just tired of HIS

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Speaker 4: bs and broke.

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Speaker 1: Up with him over the.

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Speaker 4: Phone thank, yeah.

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Speaker 1: Good, job op oh. Pee we've been waiting for.

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Speaker 4: THAT i had wanted to talk to him face to,

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Speaker 4: face but he pissed me.

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Speaker 1: Off that's what. Happened so AM i the a? Hole? No,

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Speaker 1: no you should have been breaking up with him like months,

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Speaker 1: before like, honestly like the first proposal was already crazy,

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Speaker 1: Crazy but if she talked to him and, again LIKE

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Speaker 1: i mean it's such a big red flag that it's

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Speaker 1: like it's just so. Bad but the second, report like

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Speaker 3: FLAG i would, say it's, like maybe you're just not

445
00:22:03,520 --> 00:22:05,600
Speaker 3: aligned to what you both are feeling or. Something, yeah

446
00:22:05,760 --> 00:22:07,200
Speaker 3: second proposal is.

447
00:22:07,840 --> 00:22:11,000
Speaker 4: Come, on is not plus all like weird behavior between

448
00:22:11,000 --> 00:22:11,800
Speaker 4: like following her in the?

449
00:22:11,800 --> 00:22:13,439
Speaker 1: Mall who's LIKE i got you a? PUPPY i, mean

450
00:22:13,480 --> 00:22:15,240
Speaker 1: there's just so Many if.

451
00:22:15,040 --> 00:22:18,040
Speaker 3: You can do, better you can do. Better so maybe

452
00:22:18,359 --> 00:22:20,560
Speaker 3: better get on a different one Than plenty Of?

453
00:22:20,600 --> 00:22:24,639
Speaker 1: Fish? Truly what? If what if op is part of the?

454
00:22:24,720 --> 00:22:26,359
Speaker 1: Okayfaan are they part of the okay?

455
00:22:26,359 --> 00:22:26,520
Speaker 3: Fan?

456
00:22:26,760 --> 00:22:29,680
Speaker 1: Yes this is our social kop. Show oh? Wow so

457
00:22:30,240 --> 00:22:33,320
Speaker 1: is are all of these dates like this on plenty Of? Fish?

458
00:22:33,560 --> 00:22:35,800
Speaker 1: Like have you found any good people on plenty Of? Fish?

459
00:22:35,800 --> 00:22:36,480
Speaker 1: LIKE i would love to?

460
00:22:36,520 --> 00:22:40,000
Speaker 4: Know, actually, yeah please make another post in our. Show

461
00:22:40,119 --> 00:22:42,000
Speaker 4: you know how to do? It tell us you're like

462
00:22:42,760 --> 00:22:45,640
Speaker 4: the gist of your whole dating experience ON i mean

463
00:22:46,000 --> 00:22:48,760
Speaker 4: so many red. Flags you should feel great knowing that

464
00:22:48,840 --> 00:22:52,800
Speaker 4: you are justified in breaking up with this. Dude, yes because, wow,

465
00:22:52,960 --> 00:22:55,080
Speaker 4: wow wow, Wow i'm glad that.

466
00:22:55,280 --> 00:22:58,960
Speaker 1: This weird dude has been kicked to the curb. Truly. Amen,

467
00:22:59,400 --> 00:23:02,040
Speaker 1: Amen and that's a. Wrap so if you love, us

468
00:23:02,200 --> 00:23:02,720
Speaker 1: make sure to.

469
00:23:02,760 --> 00:23:05,879
Speaker 3: Subscribe we love you and we'll see you. Tomorrow this

470
00:23:05,920 --> 00:23:08,359
Speaker 3: is an episode From deep within The. Archives time for

471
00:23:08,400 --> 00:23:11,080
Speaker 3: okop relam.

472
00:23:12,680 --> 00:23:16,240
Speaker 4: Today fed up by telling my zoo keeper girlfriend not

473
00:23:16,280 --> 00:23:20,080
Speaker 4: to worry too much about her. Hygiene but you know

474
00:23:20,200 --> 00:23:23,040
Speaker 4: she's thank. Though when you're rolling around in that hippo pooh,

475
00:23:23,080 --> 00:23:27,879
Speaker 4: bro you smell like a hippo. Doo it doesn't don't smell.

476
00:23:27,920 --> 00:23:31,720
Speaker 4: Good i'll dive into that hip. Pussy i'd be lying

477
00:23:32,480 --> 00:23:35,760
Speaker 4: IF i didn't want. To i'd be lying IF i

478
00:23:35,800 --> 00:23:40,280
Speaker 4: didn't want to taste that big cat hip. Ond, yeah

479
00:23:40,320 --> 00:23:42,959
Speaker 4: there we. GO i wouldn't want to leam her.

480
00:23:43,000 --> 00:23:47,680
Speaker 1: Close we're.

481
00:23:47,720 --> 00:23:50,440
Speaker 4: TRYING i twenty five, male have been dating this woman

482
00:23:50,480 --> 00:23:52,520
Speaker 4: for a few months, now and honestly.

483
00:23:52,560 --> 00:23:56,159
Speaker 3: We get along really. Well, yeah she's. Crazy she's like

484
00:23:56,200 --> 00:23:59,359
Speaker 3: an animal in the. Sheets she's learning from the. Lion

485
00:23:59,560 --> 00:24:03,200
Speaker 3: she's in the pole of. Bears she's fucking the. Penguins oh,

486
00:24:03,280 --> 00:24:04,879
Speaker 3: god not the.

487
00:24:04,920 --> 00:24:08,440
Speaker 4: Penguins about a month, AGO i met her for dinner

488
00:24:08,480 --> 00:24:11,600
Speaker 4: one night at a semi fancy restaurant around six. Pm

489
00:24:11,800 --> 00:24:14,080
Speaker 4: she arrived a little bit late and was very, apologetic,

490
00:24:14,119 --> 00:24:16,760
Speaker 4: saying oh my, Gosh i'm so. SORRY i probably smell

491
00:24:16,880 --> 00:24:19,440
Speaker 4: so funky right. NOW i try my best to wash and,

492
00:24:19,560 --> 00:24:22,280
Speaker 4: scrub BUT i know it wasn't. Enough not here she

493
00:24:22,400 --> 00:24:24,880
Speaker 4: like rolling around in this. Shit she's just like going

494
00:24:25,040 --> 00:24:27,520
Speaker 4: up to like like hippodochie.

495
00:24:26,840 --> 00:24:30,280
Speaker 3: And just SAYING i saw this video On reddit where

496
00:24:30,320 --> 00:24:33,320
Speaker 3: it was like a zoo keeper helping with a constipated,

497
00:24:33,359 --> 00:24:37,600
Speaker 3: elephant and she, literally like, gloved had to reach into

498
00:24:37,600 --> 00:24:41,840
Speaker 3: the elephant asshole and pick out the. Poop but there

499
00:24:41,920 --> 00:24:44,840
Speaker 3: was so much pressure build up that it literally just

500
00:24:44,920 --> 00:24:46,479
Speaker 3: like blew up in her.

501
00:24:46,520 --> 00:24:50,679
Speaker 4: Face you, will, guys no matter what happens in this,

502
00:24:50,800 --> 00:24:55,360
Speaker 4: podcast you will never catch me working at a. Zoo understand.

503
00:24:55,520 --> 00:25:01,320
Speaker 4: That understand. That now here's the. Deal she was pretty.

504
00:25:01,320 --> 00:25:06,960
Speaker 4: Stinky sheks she works as an animal caretaker at the

505
00:25:07,040 --> 00:25:09,359
Speaker 4: zoo and had to stay late that, night SO i.

506
00:25:09,440 --> 00:25:12,480
Speaker 4: Understood the night was the first NIGHT i really noticed

507
00:25:12,480 --> 00:25:17,040
Speaker 4: her stinking of any. Animals it was strong at the,

508
00:25:17,080 --> 00:25:20,320
Speaker 4: table something between old fish and a ferret.

509
00:25:20,400 --> 00:25:23,640
Speaker 1: Cage. Yuck, yeah that does ferrets get such a bad?

510
00:25:23,800 --> 00:25:28,560
Speaker 4: Rap, first you cannot tell me that ferret stink is Like.

511
00:25:29,040 --> 00:25:30,399
Speaker 1: I've Never i've never smelled the.

512
00:25:30,440 --> 00:25:33,600
Speaker 4: Ferret i'm just saying ferrets are cute as, fuck and

513
00:25:34,560 --> 00:25:35,920
Speaker 4: like they just get a bad.

514
00:25:36,000 --> 00:25:39,120
Speaker 1: Rap they do get. It they probably smell, bad they.

515
00:25:39,119 --> 00:25:43,160
Speaker 1: Do they a, cage you, know the. Festerings, yeah.

516
00:25:43,440 --> 00:25:46,480
Speaker 3: FESTERINGS i mean a ferret cage smell worse than like

517
00:25:46,520 --> 00:25:47,160
Speaker 3: a guinea pig.

518
00:25:47,240 --> 00:25:49,480
Speaker 1: CAGE i, mean just by pure.

519
00:25:49,600 --> 00:25:53,520
Speaker 4: SIZE i guess this is this is a slight throwback

520
00:25:53,560 --> 00:25:55,680
Speaker 4: to when to, say what was? It? OH i, said that's,

521
00:25:55,840 --> 00:26:00,200
Speaker 4: uh they're close to possums or. Something, yeah they're. Not

522
00:26:01,119 --> 00:26:01,600
Speaker 4: are so much.

523
00:26:01,640 --> 00:26:04,640
Speaker 1: Cute we are agreed. To that's a fair.

524
00:26:04,800 --> 00:26:07,919
Speaker 4: GUY i guess he's a fairy. Guy and the stench

525
00:26:08,080 --> 00:26:10,400
Speaker 4: was rather unappetizing.

526
00:26:11,000 --> 00:26:12,960
Speaker 1: Trying to eat, dinner just like, gagging.

527
00:26:14,560 --> 00:26:16,800
Speaker 4: But not the sort of thing you could smell across the.

528
00:26:16,880 --> 00:26:19,280
Speaker 4: Room SO i saw no reason that it should ruin

529
00:26:19,320 --> 00:26:21,720
Speaker 4: the whole. Dinner so probably.

530
00:26:22,160 --> 00:26:24,800
Speaker 1: Good. Uh SO i tried to reassure her and, say,

531
00:26:24,800 --> 00:26:25,560
Speaker 1: oh no you.

532
00:26:25,520 --> 00:26:28,600
Speaker 4: Don't and she, said, oh don't, lie there's no WAY

533
00:26:28,640 --> 00:26:31,360
Speaker 4: i smell okay right? Now SO i, SAID i, MEAN

534
00:26:31,560 --> 00:26:33,440
Speaker 4: i guess there is a light, smell but it just

535
00:26:33,480 --> 00:26:35,920
Speaker 4: shows you worked. Hard i've never been one of those

536
00:26:35,960 --> 00:26:39,480
Speaker 4: weak stomach guys who would complain about. THAT i really don't, mind,

537
00:26:39,520 --> 00:26:43,560
Speaker 4: Honestly i'm used to animal smells. Anyways to my, surprise

538
00:26:43,800 --> 00:26:47,399
Speaker 4: her eyes lit. Up she, Said, wow, really are you?

539
00:26:47,560 --> 00:26:51,439
Speaker 4: Serious that is so reassuring to. Hear, dude she's in.

540
00:26:51,560 --> 00:26:55,119
Speaker 4: Love she, love, like finally someone can deal with my.

541
00:26:55,200 --> 00:26:58,239
Speaker 4: Stench she started opening up about how it was so

542
00:26:58,400 --> 00:27:00,800
Speaker 4: hard to make sure she always smell, good and that

543
00:27:00,880 --> 00:27:04,320
Speaker 4: she'd often have to scrub for half an hour after

544
00:27:04,400 --> 00:27:08,080
Speaker 4: work to even be somewhat, presentable and sometimes even that wasn't.

545
00:27:08,240 --> 00:27:11,080
Speaker 1: Enough, bro this is some.

546
00:27:11,080 --> 00:27:16,160
Speaker 4: Crazy stank, god and she would have to change her, clothes,

547
00:27:16,240 --> 00:27:19,400
Speaker 4: boots et. CETERA i, mean definitely changing the clothes makes,

548
00:27:19,400 --> 00:27:22,760
Speaker 4: sense but oh, yeah scrubbing for half an hour that

549
00:27:22,840 --> 00:27:23,840
Speaker 4: seems like take a.

550
00:27:23,880 --> 00:27:25,720
Speaker 1: Bath maybe, YEAH i don't.

551
00:27:25,800 --> 00:27:28,880
Speaker 4: Know and then she said she has to sometimes pick

552
00:27:29,000 --> 00:27:34,159
Speaker 4: days to schedule dates with, me or run errands around

553
00:27:34,160 --> 00:27:37,480
Speaker 4: her off, days or which animals she'd be working with that,

554
00:27:37,560 --> 00:27:39,760
Speaker 4: day so she makes sure she wouldn't stink too.

555
00:27:39,880 --> 00:27:44,399
Speaker 1: Bad that's so. Funny, YIKES i, said, WOW i had no.

556
00:27:44,520 --> 00:27:45,200
Speaker 1: Idea was that?

557
00:27:45,280 --> 00:27:49,840
Speaker 4: TOUGH i asked how other keepers dealt with, it and

558
00:27:49,880 --> 00:27:52,720
Speaker 4: she said most were either single or dated within the,

559
00:27:52,760 --> 00:27:55,439
Speaker 4: profession and it was rare to find someone like me

560
00:27:55,480 --> 00:28:02,040
Speaker 4: who genuinely didn't. Mind like Like op's date really thinks

561
00:28:02,040 --> 00:28:04,080
Speaker 4: she's lucked. Out she's, like oh my, god this is

562
00:28:04,119 --> 00:28:08,159
Speaker 4: the perfect man. Smell SO i reassured her, that, yeah

563
00:28:08,240 --> 00:28:10,560
Speaker 4: she doesn't need to be overly concerned about. That with,

564
00:28:10,600 --> 00:28:12,760
Speaker 4: ME i could tell it meant a lot to.

565
00:28:12,800 --> 00:28:15,200
Speaker 1: Her i'm one of the cool, guys some one.

566
00:28:15,080 --> 00:28:18,280
Speaker 4: Of the nice guys is what they call. Me but

567
00:28:19,760 --> 00:28:24,440
Speaker 4: this turned out to be a big. Mistake over the past,

568
00:28:24,520 --> 00:28:27,880
Speaker 4: month we've seen each other more, often and she's usually smelled,

569
00:28:27,920 --> 00:28:32,200
Speaker 4: okay but there's been four or five occasions where she smelled.

570
00:28:32,680 --> 00:28:35,160
Speaker 1: Horrible outride.

571
00:28:35,320 --> 00:28:38,040
Speaker 4: Stanky, also like going in public with someone that smells

572
00:28:38,080 --> 00:28:39,120
Speaker 4: that bad is kind of like.

573
00:28:40,040 --> 00:28:46,520
Speaker 1: Awkward, yeah, yeah it's not not. Good, wow ten to

574
00:28:46,680 --> 00:28:48,960
Speaker 1: twenty times worse than the night in the.

575
00:28:49,000 --> 00:28:52,560
Speaker 4: Restaurant ten to twenty times that is that, is she's

576
00:28:52,560 --> 00:28:54,720
Speaker 4: stanky and he could already smell her at the table

577
00:28:54,760 --> 00:28:58,920
Speaker 4: like that is. Egregious there have been house dates and

578
00:28:59,160 --> 00:29:02,800
Speaker 4: not at, restaurants et. CETERA i have to breathe lightly

579
00:29:02,920 --> 00:29:05,959
Speaker 4: to even try to stomach it and it really kills

580
00:29:06,000 --> 00:29:08,480
Speaker 4: my mood and leaves my house freaking.

581
00:29:09,880 --> 00:29:15,240
Speaker 1: Yikes, bro, yikes this is so. Bad this is SO

582
00:29:15,400 --> 00:29:18,240
Speaker 1: i feel so bad for. Her it.

583
00:29:18,600 --> 00:29:22,200
Speaker 4: Sucks but at the end of the, day it's kind

584
00:29:22,280 --> 00:29:26,120
Speaker 4: of LIKE i don't think it's fair for him to

585
00:29:27,480 --> 00:29:29,040
Speaker 4: because like it sucks for her because like this is

586
00:29:29,040 --> 00:29:29,520
Speaker 4: what she loves.

587
00:29:29,560 --> 00:29:30,680
Speaker 1: Doing i'm, sure and da da da.

588
00:29:30,800 --> 00:29:33,560
Speaker 4: Da but then it's, Like, bro this this guy has

589
00:29:34,440 --> 00:29:35,400
Speaker 4: has to sit through.

590
00:29:35,200 --> 00:29:37,560
Speaker 3: It like, YEAH i mean just like maybe tell. Her

591
00:29:37,880 --> 00:29:40,680
Speaker 3: maybe maybe the dates are all, like, hey let's shower,

592
00:29:40,760 --> 00:29:42,680
Speaker 3: together or let's, like let's run a bath.

593
00:29:42,760 --> 00:29:45,760
Speaker 4: Together he's got to tell her because one day he's

594
00:29:45,800 --> 00:29:48,960
Speaker 4: just gonna throw. Up, yeah if you can barely Breathe,

595
00:29:49,080 --> 00:29:52,280
Speaker 4: bro times heads to twenty. Times he has to tell,

596
00:29:52,280 --> 00:29:55,600
Speaker 4: Her tell her what is it that's that you've Got

597
00:29:55,680 --> 00:29:58,000
Speaker 4: opie come clean so she can be clean

598
00:30:00,280 --> 00:30:02,960
Speaker 1: Assas