1 00:00:00,120 --> 00:00:14,440 Speaker 1: He's another ju twenties. Who Hey, I was looking for Gary, DJ? Gary, Gary, 2 00:00:14,480 --> 00:00:16,479 Speaker 1: what are you doing? You're buzzing around me like a 3 00:00:16,520 --> 00:00:19,560 Speaker 1: little bee bumbling all the way through my life. Buzz buzz. 4 00:00:19,600 --> 00:00:23,599 Speaker 1: You're taking all my Honeyman, what you are taking all 5 00:00:23,680 --> 00:00:27,240 Speaker 1: my honey? I don't know who you are? While the 6 00:00:27,360 --> 00:00:30,760 Speaker 1: DJ who specializes in making the ladies rock out to 7 00:00:30,920 --> 00:00:34,920 Speaker 1: the nineteen eighties, Yeah, just like you have a DJ. 8 00:00:35,680 --> 00:00:38,040 Speaker 1: Yeah again, I don't know who you are, man. All right, 9 00:00:38,080 --> 00:00:40,720 Speaker 1: here we go. So the reason I'm calling you today 10 00:00:40,800 --> 00:00:42,559 Speaker 1: on the request line is that I DJ a lot 11 00:00:42,600 --> 00:00:45,280 Speaker 1: of weddings in the area and I just heard you 12 00:00:45,400 --> 00:00:49,239 Speaker 1: bumped DJ Mark in the dark from a gig. Not cool, Gary, 13 00:00:49,520 --> 00:00:52,200 Speaker 1: Not cool? Yeah, I mean, I mean, if you talk 14 00:00:52,280 --> 00:00:56,400 Speaker 1: like that, I'm sure I did probably whoa, Hey, shots fired? Okay, 15 00:00:56,440 --> 00:00:59,840 Speaker 1: we'll talk like what like that. I'm just having a 16 00:00:59,880 --> 00:01:01,640 Speaker 1: conversation with you, my man. I am not coming at 17 00:01:01,640 --> 00:01:04,319 Speaker 1: you hard yet. Yeah, dude, I mean, I don't mean 18 00:01:04,360 --> 00:01:06,520 Speaker 1: like you're aggressive with me. I mean like you're coming 19 00:01:06,520 --> 00:01:09,040 Speaker 1: at me with you know, all this crazy lingo and 20 00:01:09,120 --> 00:01:11,679 Speaker 1: like an eighties DJ. Well, maybe that's because I was 21 00:01:11,760 --> 00:01:13,560 Speaker 1: one of the biggest DJs in the eighties had a 22 00:01:13,600 --> 00:01:17,520 Speaker 1: morning show on Tampa one time. Oh congratulations, well thank you. 23 00:01:17,560 --> 00:01:21,280 Speaker 1: But now I'm spinning records at weddings and you recently 24 00:01:21,280 --> 00:01:23,959 Speaker 1: took one of my gigs, and I would prefer if 25 00:01:23,959 --> 00:01:27,920 Speaker 1: you would make like Michael Jackson and beat it. Are 26 00:01:27,959 --> 00:01:30,679 Speaker 1: you for real? Man? Yeah? I am real. Michael Jackson 27 00:01:30,720 --> 00:01:33,520 Speaker 1: is a real thing. Yeah, I know, Michael Jackson's a 28 00:01:33,560 --> 00:01:35,600 Speaker 1: real thing. But I don't know why you're talking all weird. 29 00:01:35,720 --> 00:01:37,120 Speaker 1: But all right, if you're gonna come at me like that, 30 00:01:37,120 --> 00:01:38,760 Speaker 1: I'm gonna come at you like something. Okay. I don't 31 00:01:38,800 --> 00:01:42,120 Speaker 1: like how you are talking all weird to me. Dude, 32 00:01:42,120 --> 00:01:44,399 Speaker 1: I don't know what you're talking about. I am talking 33 00:01:44,440 --> 00:01:47,880 Speaker 1: about your vocals you have, that's right. I'm listening to 34 00:01:47,920 --> 00:01:52,600 Speaker 1: talk right now. You have absolutely no energy. God, it 35 00:01:52,720 --> 00:01:55,280 Speaker 1: surprises me that you even call yourself a DJ. I 36 00:01:55,320 --> 00:01:57,200 Speaker 1: am a DJ, but I just don't talk like that. 37 00:01:57,280 --> 00:01:58,520 Speaker 1: All right, there we go. Now, I feel like I'm 38 00:01:58,520 --> 00:02:00,560 Speaker 1: talking to one of my kindred spirits of my friends 39 00:02:00,560 --> 00:02:04,120 Speaker 1: out there, one of my main type of people. Yeah whatever, dude, 40 00:02:04,120 --> 00:02:06,160 Speaker 1: Like you're wasting my time. Do you have a point? 41 00:02:06,160 --> 00:02:10,280 Speaker 1: My point is maybe, just maybe, actually definitely positively. We 42 00:02:10,320 --> 00:02:13,480 Speaker 1: should battle this out like DJ's we get out of here. Man, 43 00:02:13,600 --> 00:02:16,560 Speaker 1: I'm talking about me and you on the ones and twos, 44 00:02:16,560 --> 00:02:19,440 Speaker 1: the wheels of steels, battling it out for who gets 45 00:02:19,440 --> 00:02:21,399 Speaker 1: to do the wedding. Listen, dude, I don't know who 46 00:02:21,480 --> 00:02:23,520 Speaker 1: you are or what you're about, but I'm not gonna 47 00:02:23,560 --> 00:02:26,880 Speaker 1: battle you in Oh yes you are, and I'm gonna 48 00:02:26,880 --> 00:02:29,320 Speaker 1: tell you exactly how it's gonna go down. First, I'm 49 00:02:29,360 --> 00:02:30,840 Speaker 1: gonna hit you over the head with a little Aha 50 00:02:31,120 --> 00:02:33,760 Speaker 1: take on me, Oh my god. Then I'm gonna give 51 00:02:33,760 --> 00:02:36,480 Speaker 1: you a body blow with some guns and roses, sweet 52 00:02:36,560 --> 00:02:38,519 Speaker 1: child of mine, and then I'm gonna finish up with 53 00:02:38,520 --> 00:02:42,880 Speaker 1: a little van Halen might as well jump ah yeah, 54 00:02:43,000 --> 00:02:46,400 Speaker 1: jump yo. Man, you're on drugs? What is wrong with you? 55 00:02:46,560 --> 00:02:49,480 Speaker 1: That is not actually factually correct? Okay, because I haven't 56 00:02:49,520 --> 00:02:52,679 Speaker 1: done any drugs since eighty five court mandated. This is 57 00:02:52,720 --> 00:02:55,480 Speaker 1: that most ridiculous, freaking phone call that I've ever had. 58 00:02:55,600 --> 00:02:57,239 Speaker 1: I'll tell you why this is not ridiculous. You know 59 00:02:57,280 --> 00:03:00,480 Speaker 1: what's ridiculous a monkey or riding a unicorn. Now, if 60 00:03:00,520 --> 00:03:03,520 Speaker 1: I saw that, that would be just plain old ridiculous, 61 00:03:03,840 --> 00:03:07,160 Speaker 1: Am I right? Well? You're right in your mind. No, 62 00:03:07,320 --> 00:03:08,919 Speaker 1: I'm just doing a prank phone call on you, my man. 63 00:03:11,000 --> 00:03:13,720 Speaker 1: That's right. It's an old school, tried in true radio 64 00:03:13,919 --> 00:03:17,480 Speaker 1: bit that I'm throwing down on your face. What are 65 00:03:17,480 --> 00:03:20,680 Speaker 1: you talking about, I'm talking about me kicking you straightened 66 00:03:20,720 --> 00:03:25,160 Speaker 1: dot com horneys with a phone tap. What this is 67 00:03:25,200 --> 00:03:27,880 Speaker 1: actually Jewel from Brook and Jewel in the morning doing 68 00:03:27,919 --> 00:03:30,080 Speaker 1: a phone tap on you. Your friend Mike set you up. 69 00:03:30,400 --> 00:03:34,160 Speaker 1: He said that you're a wedding DJ and he wanted 70 00:03:34,160 --> 00:03:36,840 Speaker 1: you to have the conversation with the worst wedding DJ 71 00:03:36,920 --> 00:03:41,000 Speaker 1: of all time, DJ Mark in the Dark. So congratulations, 72 00:03:41,000 --> 00:03:45,320 Speaker 1: by Fred you just one a phone Tapody talks like 73 00:03:45,400 --> 00:03:48,720 Speaker 1: that anymore. Tell them just hooked you up? You really 74 00:03:48,760 --> 00:03:57,800 Speaker 1: are dumb. Week up every morning with Joint five.