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Speaker 1: So I get on Tender. I am match with the guy.

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Speaker 1: He says, I want to see you today, and I said, well,

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Speaker 1: I only have a forty five minute window before I

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Speaker 1: have to go and pick up my children. We'll just

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Speaker 1: meet for coffee. I'm like, okay, cool, and mind you.

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Speaker 1: I was a teacher at the time, so I'm wearing

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Speaker 1: professional clothing. So I'm there at the coffee shop. He

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Speaker 1: enters and he is wearing SpongeBob SquarePants, flannel SATs, sand

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Speaker 1: giant wolf slippers. And I see three of my current

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Speaker 1: students walk in and said. The whole time, I'm thinking

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Speaker 1: they know I'm on a date.

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Speaker 2: It's the Jewble Show.

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Speaker 3: And it's impossible to be on any dating app, especially Tender,

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Speaker 3: without having a ridiculous dating story. And I know that

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Speaker 3: because the turn is going viral off people sharing their

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Speaker 3: Tender horror stories and calls up if you have your

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Speaker 3: own eight eight eight three four three one six one

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Speaker 3: eight eight eight three four three one oh six one,

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Speaker 3: and we'll go over it next so you can delete

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Speaker 3: the app right away.

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Speaker 2: It's the Jewble Show about an Ail Rim.

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Speaker 4: She got up skirts with toilet and she came She

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Speaker 4: came back after a little while, and she said, I

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Speaker 4: don't know how to tell you this name. I know

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Speaker 4: it's really awkward, but I went to the toilets. It

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Speaker 4: wouldn't flush, and I panics and I wrapped it up

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Speaker 4: in toilet paper and I threw us up your window,

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Speaker 4: and I said, you know, we'll get a plastic bag

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Speaker 4: and we'll go out to the garden and deal with it.

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Speaker 4: But unfortunately, that's when we discovered it was it was

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Speaker 4: trapped between two windows. I can't imagine what was going

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Speaker 4: through her head, but she dealt with it very very well.

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Speaker 4: I think she was reaching in and reaching in, she

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Speaker 4: couldn't quite get there, so she put her kind of

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Speaker 4: head and shoulders in and was trying to trying to

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Speaker 4: get inside, and I sort of like boosting her up

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Speaker 4: to help her in. She did reach it to me,

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Speaker 4: and then she did. We we kind of launched it

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Speaker 4: into a toilet. That was that was dealt with. She

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Speaker 4: cannot get out, and I was I was pulling and

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Speaker 4: pulling and pulling and pulling her hands, and we tried

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Speaker 4: every which way.

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Speaker 2: Because did you tell them the whole story? No, so

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Speaker 2: I told him. She dropped her phone.

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Speaker 4: I think when I did the nine like dying, they

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Speaker 4: dropped a phone.

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Speaker 3: Her again the story from a guy who had obviously

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Speaker 3: very awkward wow date from tender And there's a trend

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Speaker 3: going viral of people sharing they are worst tender date story.

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Speaker 3: So call us up if you have your own, if

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Speaker 3: you think you can top that one eighty eight three

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Speaker 3: four three one o six one eight eight eight three

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Speaker 3: four three one o six one.

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Speaker 2: You can also dm.

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Speaker 3: Us at the Jewel Show what is your worst tender

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Speaker 3: dating story?

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Speaker 2: But let's go over some of the top responses.

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Speaker 3: One person said that they got a tender notification on

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Speaker 3: their phone and then realized that they don't have tender

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Speaker 3: and they were holding their girlfriend's phone. Oh. I had

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Speaker 3: a little heart attack, stared at the screen for ten seconds,

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Speaker 3: trying to convince myself maybe tender was like a new

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Speaker 3: weather app. Spoiler alert, it wasn't crush. Also eighted eight

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Speaker 2: If you have a horrible tender.

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Speaker 3: Dating story, which pretty much everybody does, Hey Diana, Hey.

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Speaker 2: What's up? You have a horrible tender date story?

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Speaker 5: Yes, Oh my god, I went on this tender date

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Speaker 5: and right off the bat the guy just already seemed

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Speaker 5: a little off to me, and you just started talking

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Speaker 5: about how men are superior.

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Speaker 1: Just just know.

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Speaker 5: I didn't ask him, There was just nothing to really

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Speaker 5: prompt him. Yeah, that's very attractive.

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Speaker 2: I was gonna say, who thinks that's hot? I don't know.

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Speaker 2: Then then what, well, then he started.

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Speaker 5: Then he started talking about this study apparently how women

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Speaker 5: have an emotional reaction to the color red, and very

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Speaker 5: uncomfortable because I just happened to be wearing a red shirt,

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Speaker 5: but he just started talking about it. I don't even

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Speaker 5: know what he was saying, because by like minute two

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Speaker 5: I just started tuning him out and listening to like

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Speaker 5: the bar music and being basically and he just kept

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Speaker 5: going on for about an hour. No, lie, the whole

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Speaker 5: date about this.

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Speaker 2: About how men are superior.

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Speaker 5: Wow, how about men are superior and women have an

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Speaker 5: emotional reaction to the color red? And by the end

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Speaker 5: of day the date, he was like, Wow, this is

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Speaker 5: really great. I really think we connected really well, like

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Speaker 5: I would love to see you again, And I was

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Speaker 5: just like what, like I was, I didn't even.

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Speaker 3: Say a word like how long you guys have been married? Now,

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Speaker 3: thank you for your phone call. Calls up eight a

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Speaker 3: eight three four three one six one eight eight eight

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Speaker 3: three four three one oh six one A trend going

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Speaker 3: vioral right, now, if people sharing their worst tender date stories,

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Speaker 3: somebody else said they matched with their cousin.

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Speaker 2: Oh wait, don't you have to swipe on tender? Exactly?

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Speaker 2: They both have to swipe. They know what they're doing.

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Speaker 2: It says, I thought she was a spearman, looked familiar.

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Speaker 3: Then she sent a message and say said, hey, are

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Speaker 3: you coming to Grandma's this weekend? My soul left my

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Speaker 3: body and we don't talk at family gatherings anymore.

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Speaker 2: So she must have matched with him. And then he

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Speaker 2: saw it and.

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Speaker 3: Decided to swipe because it looks familiar, and he's like,

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Speaker 3: that's my cousin or do you.

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Speaker 2: Not know it's your cousin?

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Speaker 3: Why would you even think if that person looks familiar

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Speaker 3: and could possibly be your cousin.

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Speaker 2: If anybody looks slightly familiar, do not swipe on that?

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Speaker 5: Yea, let me get also, like you said your family like,

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Speaker 5: why would you want someone that looks like or to repeat?

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Speaker 2: So what are you doing? Hello? Hello, Hey, it's a

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Speaker 2: jubil show. Who's this?

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Speaker 6: My name is Courtney.

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Speaker 2: Courtney, do you have a terrible tender story? I do.

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Speaker 6: I actually went out with somebody and he planned a

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Speaker 6: whole evening of bar hawking, which wasn't my thing. Oh yeah,

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Speaker 6: every every single bar he ordered a fud light and

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Speaker 6: a vodka for his abs, and then every single person

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Speaker 6: in the bar knew him and every bar we went to,

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Speaker 6: and he said it was because he used to be

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Speaker 6: a ballplayer.

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Speaker 5: That was all.

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Speaker 6: It was because he was their drug dealer.

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Speaker 2: Thank you. Yeah, I used to play ball, you know,

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Speaker 2: That's how they all know me. Pro athlete. No, no,

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Speaker 2: I just sell everybody in the bar drugs. Football is

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Speaker 2: a little bit different than a baseball exactly,