1 00:00:00,120 --> 00:00:02,880 Speaker 1: Right now it is time for the nephew and today's 2 00:00:02,880 --> 00:00:03,560 Speaker 1: prank phone call. 3 00:00:03,640 --> 00:00:04,680 Speaker 2: What you got for us today? 4 00:00:04,800 --> 00:00:08,000 Speaker 1: Now, I'm trying to go deep right now, Shirley, deep 5 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:11,440 Speaker 1: into the archives. I'm back here these folders and I'm 6 00:00:11,440 --> 00:00:12,640 Speaker 1: in see deep. 7 00:00:12,480 --> 00:00:14,560 Speaker 2: In the playoffs. I'm even in a cassette couple of 8 00:00:14,600 --> 00:00:15,720 Speaker 2: them on eight track. You know. 9 00:00:16,440 --> 00:00:19,160 Speaker 1: Back off, I'm back off in here. I'm back back 10 00:00:19,200 --> 00:00:21,599 Speaker 1: off in here. Yeah, yeah, deep. 11 00:00:21,360 --> 00:00:24,840 Speaker 2: Deep deep, prank prank deep. Let's see here. All right, 12 00:00:25,040 --> 00:00:31,560 Speaker 2: that's the right here, y'all hold tight here cut Hello, Hello, 13 00:00:31,600 --> 00:00:34,800 Speaker 2: I'm trying to reach your Sandra. Hey, how you doing. 14 00:00:35,240 --> 00:00:35,720 Speaker 3: I'm fine. 15 00:00:35,960 --> 00:00:38,320 Speaker 1: This This is Brian. This is Brian. I work with 16 00:00:38,360 --> 00:00:42,680 Speaker 1: your sister Kieva. Okay, we've we've met a couple of times. 17 00:00:43,120 --> 00:00:44,720 Speaker 1: You've you've come out to Happy Hour with us a 18 00:00:44,760 --> 00:00:47,360 Speaker 1: couple of times. But that's been you just had a baby. 19 00:00:47,159 --> 00:00:49,960 Speaker 3: Right, oh yeah, so that must have been a long 20 00:00:50,000 --> 00:00:53,040 Speaker 3: time ago. I sure did just have a baby, she said. 21 00:00:53,040 --> 00:00:53,760 Speaker 3: This is Brian. 22 00:00:54,080 --> 00:00:56,600 Speaker 1: Yeah, Brian, congratulations. How many months is it now? 23 00:00:57,040 --> 00:00:58,920 Speaker 3: It's been three months since I've had him? 24 00:00:59,120 --> 00:01:01,320 Speaker 2: Okay, well, congratulations to you. 25 00:01:01,360 --> 00:01:06,080 Speaker 1: Listen, we we're putting together a potluck Christmas party and 26 00:01:06,120 --> 00:01:07,720 Speaker 1: we wanted to invite you out. 27 00:01:07,920 --> 00:01:10,880 Speaker 3: Oh okay, is this some kind of surprise or something. 28 00:01:12,160 --> 00:01:14,920 Speaker 1: Well, I I you know what, I'm My job is 29 00:01:14,959 --> 00:01:17,000 Speaker 1: to call around since it's a pot luck, and make 30 00:01:17,040 --> 00:01:19,640 Speaker 1: sure we get everybody to bring something. What I wanted 31 00:01:19,680 --> 00:01:21,920 Speaker 1: to do is I told her she should invite you 32 00:01:22,120 --> 00:01:24,119 Speaker 1: her sister. I'm sure your sister. I was just saying 33 00:01:24,120 --> 00:01:26,080 Speaker 1: you probably hadn't been able to get out since the baby, 34 00:01:26,480 --> 00:01:27,679 Speaker 1: and maybe you would want to get. 35 00:01:27,600 --> 00:01:28,160 Speaker 2: Out a little bit. 36 00:01:28,240 --> 00:01:30,720 Speaker 3: Yeah, you said that, I've been trapped in this house 37 00:01:30,760 --> 00:01:32,960 Speaker 3: with this baby. Oh and he's Oh, he's such a 38 00:01:33,000 --> 00:01:36,800 Speaker 3: greedy baby. But yeah, I'm here a lot. This is 39 00:01:36,880 --> 00:01:39,080 Speaker 3: like my second child, and I'm telling you he was 40 00:01:39,120 --> 00:01:41,520 Speaker 3: nothing like the first one. But I haven't been out. 41 00:01:41,760 --> 00:01:44,320 Speaker 1: When is the party, h It's gonna be next week, 42 00:01:44,400 --> 00:01:46,679 Speaker 1: next Friday. We're gonna throw it and we're not trying 43 00:01:46,680 --> 00:01:49,480 Speaker 1: to do anything too late, probably around six o'clock. Everybody's 44 00:01:49,520 --> 00:01:51,280 Speaker 1: gonna leave work a little early. But we're gonna all 45 00:01:51,320 --> 00:01:54,400 Speaker 1: bring a little something to contribute to the party, you know, 46 00:01:54,480 --> 00:01:57,120 Speaker 1: whatever type of food or drinks or whatever. So we 47 00:01:57,200 --> 00:01:59,360 Speaker 1: just wanted to reach out and give you an invitation. 48 00:01:59,360 --> 00:02:01,480 Speaker 3: Uh, I just need to see if I can get 49 00:02:01,520 --> 00:02:04,440 Speaker 3: a babysitter. I haven't had to use a babysitter yet, 50 00:02:04,480 --> 00:02:07,480 Speaker 3: but I'll try. I'll do my best. I mean, it's 51 00:02:07,520 --> 00:02:09,880 Speaker 3: my sister and her friend, so i'd be glad to come. 52 00:02:10,120 --> 00:02:13,040 Speaker 3: So you said it's potluck. What are y'all bringing? 53 00:02:13,400 --> 00:02:15,960 Speaker 1: Well, some people are bringing finger food, some people are 54 00:02:15,960 --> 00:02:20,000 Speaker 1: bringing desserts, nachos and things like that. So I guess 55 00:02:20,040 --> 00:02:22,720 Speaker 1: a little bit of everything, and everybody's just in the 56 00:02:22,760 --> 00:02:23,400 Speaker 1: Christmas spirit. 57 00:02:23,440 --> 00:02:24,480 Speaker 2: We just gonna have a good time. 58 00:02:24,760 --> 00:02:27,160 Speaker 3: Well do I need to cook it myself? Or can 59 00:02:27,240 --> 00:02:29,280 Speaker 3: I just order something and have it delivered or something 60 00:02:29,320 --> 00:02:31,239 Speaker 3: like that. You know, I'm food with this baby. I 61 00:02:31,280 --> 00:02:33,079 Speaker 3: can't get too much done while i'm here, but i'd 62 00:02:33,120 --> 00:02:34,280 Speaker 3: be glad to contribute. 63 00:02:34,520 --> 00:02:34,720 Speaker 1: Uh. 64 00:02:34,800 --> 00:02:37,400 Speaker 2: Well, actually we're interested in getting some eggnog. 65 00:02:38,000 --> 00:02:41,000 Speaker 3: Uh yeah, I can probably I could send my husband 66 00:02:41,000 --> 00:02:43,120 Speaker 3: out to get something because you know, Advan's just school 67 00:02:43,320 --> 00:02:47,000 Speaker 3: a specialty shop. They make some good homemade ignog. I 68 00:02:47,000 --> 00:02:47,880 Speaker 3: can do eggnogs. 69 00:02:48,240 --> 00:02:50,240 Speaker 1: Well, Well, hang on, we didn't. We didn't want anything 70 00:02:50,280 --> 00:02:54,640 Speaker 1: from a specialty shop. We're real particular about having good eggnog. 71 00:02:54,720 --> 00:02:57,320 Speaker 1: We've always had good eggnog every year when we throw 72 00:02:57,400 --> 00:02:59,839 Speaker 1: the big pot luck Christmas party. We wanted to see 73 00:02:59,840 --> 00:03:03,200 Speaker 1: if you didn't mind making some eggnog from scratch. But 74 00:03:03,360 --> 00:03:05,440 Speaker 1: you know, if you, if you could really really help 75 00:03:05,560 --> 00:03:08,800 Speaker 1: us out. Uh, you know you using using the breast 76 00:03:08,840 --> 00:03:09,600 Speaker 1: milk to do it. 77 00:03:09,880 --> 00:03:12,080 Speaker 3: Well, they make the best milk over there. I know 78 00:03:12,120 --> 00:03:15,080 Speaker 3: they used whole milk. Sometimes they use that butter cream milk. 79 00:03:15,400 --> 00:03:17,000 Speaker 3: You know what I should get my aunt to make 80 00:03:17,120 --> 00:03:19,160 Speaker 3: because she got a real good recipe and I know 81 00:03:19,240 --> 00:03:21,280 Speaker 3: she used the best milk. Is I can get her 82 00:03:21,280 --> 00:03:21,600 Speaker 3: to make some? 83 00:03:21,919 --> 00:03:22,080 Speaker 1: Is that? 84 00:03:22,120 --> 00:03:22,440 Speaker 3: Okay? 85 00:03:22,600 --> 00:03:25,320 Speaker 2: Okay, so your mom has what kind of milk? 86 00:03:25,520 --> 00:03:29,000 Speaker 3: My ain't? She makes the best eggnog, And I know 87 00:03:29,120 --> 00:03:31,520 Speaker 3: she used like whole milk and buttermilk and stuff. That's 88 00:03:31,560 --> 00:03:32,239 Speaker 3: what I was thinking. 89 00:03:32,320 --> 00:03:36,200 Speaker 1: I no, no, no, no, no no no, we want 90 00:03:36,280 --> 00:03:39,120 Speaker 1: some breast milk, not the best milk. 91 00:03:39,160 --> 00:03:41,600 Speaker 2: We want breast. Aren't you breastfeeding? 92 00:03:42,000 --> 00:03:45,080 Speaker 3: You You say breast as in b R E s T. 93 00:03:45,360 --> 00:03:48,160 Speaker 2: Breast milk, breast milk? Yes, yes, Wait. 94 00:03:48,000 --> 00:03:50,800 Speaker 3: A minute, wait a minute, yeah, I'm breastfeeding. But breast 95 00:03:50,840 --> 00:03:53,600 Speaker 3: milk is for babies. Adult people don't supposed to drink that. 96 00:03:53,640 --> 00:03:55,520 Speaker 3: If you if you not know anything. You're not supposed 97 00:03:55,520 --> 00:03:56,160 Speaker 3: to be breast milk. 98 00:03:56,200 --> 00:03:58,560 Speaker 1: Breast milk is the best milk. See, so what we 99 00:03:58,560 --> 00:04:01,200 Speaker 1: was trying to do is get it. Get the eggnog 100 00:04:01,360 --> 00:04:03,760 Speaker 1: made with breast milk, and that's what we want. 101 00:04:03,760 --> 00:04:07,240 Speaker 3: Brian, you say your name is Brian. Yes, okay, Brian, 102 00:04:07,600 --> 00:04:10,240 Speaker 3: you must be white because because black folks don't drink 103 00:04:10,480 --> 00:04:14,920 Speaker 3: breast milk. That's for babies. Okay, I am not making 104 00:04:15,040 --> 00:04:19,040 Speaker 3: eggnog with breast milk. Now, breast milk is not what 105 00:04:19,120 --> 00:04:23,040 Speaker 3: you get. That is for my newborn infants. That sounds nasty, 106 00:04:23,480 --> 00:04:26,200 Speaker 3: unst Why would I do that to other people? Is 107 00:04:26,279 --> 00:04:27,159 Speaker 3: that to have somebody to do? 108 00:04:27,320 --> 00:04:29,000 Speaker 2: I mean, is there what you can like pump out 109 00:04:29,040 --> 00:04:29,919 Speaker 2: two gallons for us? 110 00:04:29,960 --> 00:04:32,680 Speaker 3: I mean what we're about to end this conversation. That 111 00:04:32,800 --> 00:04:35,800 Speaker 3: is not something I'm about to do. Okay. I am 112 00:04:35,880 --> 00:04:43,280 Speaker 3: not pumping milk for some Christmas party. That that is nasty. Okay, 113 00:04:43,480 --> 00:04:45,800 Speaker 3: somebody gonna call the health's apartment on y'all bring them 114 00:04:46,440 --> 00:04:49,400 Speaker 3: milk up there to make some get eggnog? What does that? 115 00:04:50,080 --> 00:04:53,000 Speaker 3: We don't do that. This ain't no feet of village 116 00:04:53,000 --> 00:04:53,799 Speaker 3: with my milk. 117 00:04:53,960 --> 00:04:55,400 Speaker 2: You know what ma'am. 118 00:04:55,560 --> 00:04:58,120 Speaker 1: I mean, I wasn't trying to offend you. I just 119 00:04:58,120 --> 00:05:00,000 Speaker 1: wanted to see if it was something that you would 120 00:05:00,120 --> 00:05:02,080 Speaker 1: do for us. You know, maybe you could. You could 121 00:05:02,080 --> 00:05:04,640 Speaker 1: squeeze out a couple of gallons and we could. 122 00:05:05,120 --> 00:05:08,560 Speaker 3: I'm past offended. I ain't squeezing out a table store 123 00:05:08,640 --> 00:05:11,760 Speaker 3: of breast milk to be donating to some Christmas party? 124 00:05:12,680 --> 00:05:13,000 Speaker 3: Does that? 125 00:05:13,640 --> 00:05:13,880 Speaker 2: Okay? 126 00:05:13,960 --> 00:05:16,360 Speaker 3: Yeah? You got me up. You need to tell Keith. 127 00:05:16,400 --> 00:05:17,960 Speaker 3: First of all, I don't even know why people gave 128 00:05:18,000 --> 00:05:20,520 Speaker 3: you my number to invite me to some She couldn't 129 00:05:20,520 --> 00:05:22,039 Speaker 3: have She couldn't have known you're gonna ask me to 130 00:05:22,040 --> 00:05:24,720 Speaker 3: make some damn egnog with real breast milks. 131 00:05:24,760 --> 00:05:25,279 Speaker 2: I didn't. I didn't. 132 00:05:25,279 --> 00:05:27,479 Speaker 1: I didn't tell Keith exactly what I wanted, but I 133 00:05:27,480 --> 00:05:29,039 Speaker 1: didn't think it was gonna be this much of a 134 00:05:29,320 --> 00:05:31,320 Speaker 1: problem that you would have a problem with a couple 135 00:05:31,320 --> 00:05:32,800 Speaker 1: of gallons so we could have a good time with 136 00:05:32,920 --> 00:05:33,600 Speaker 1: real good milk. 137 00:05:34,000 --> 00:05:37,960 Speaker 3: Well, Bryant, y'all work in corporate America. Surely you are 138 00:05:38,000 --> 00:05:40,479 Speaker 3: smarter than that to be calling somebody asking me for 139 00:05:40,560 --> 00:05:43,359 Speaker 3: some breast milk? Who does that? What you can do 140 00:05:43,520 --> 00:05:45,440 Speaker 3: or if you want some eggnog you could stop at 141 00:05:45,440 --> 00:05:47,200 Speaker 3: the grocery store and get you some infamal or some 142 00:05:47,240 --> 00:05:50,839 Speaker 3: similar and mixing agnogged yourself if that's what you choose 143 00:05:50,880 --> 00:05:53,320 Speaker 3: to do. But my breast milk, you can't even pay 144 00:05:53,360 --> 00:05:55,479 Speaker 3: for it? Okay, I don't get down like that. That's 145 00:05:55,480 --> 00:05:57,839 Speaker 3: some if I ever heard of it, you too. It 146 00:05:57,920 --> 00:05:59,640 Speaker 3: tells you be calling around asking people for. 147 00:06:01,320 --> 00:06:02,040 Speaker 2: Oh, you're gonna be. 148 00:06:02,080 --> 00:06:04,520 Speaker 1: This selfish that you can't loan us a little bit 149 00:06:04,560 --> 00:06:06,640 Speaker 1: of breast milk so we can have a great time 150 00:06:06,680 --> 00:06:08,080 Speaker 1: with some egg nog at the party. 151 00:06:09,000 --> 00:06:12,760 Speaker 3: Selfish, loan breast milk? 152 00:06:12,839 --> 00:06:14,719 Speaker 1: Okay, you know what, you know what concerned, don't worry about. 153 00:06:14,720 --> 00:06:15,880 Speaker 1: We don't even want you at the party. If you 154 00:06:15,880 --> 00:06:17,479 Speaker 1: ain't gonna bring the breast milk, then don't come to 155 00:06:17,480 --> 00:06:17,880 Speaker 1: the party. 156 00:06:18,000 --> 00:06:19,400 Speaker 3: Damn right. I don't need to come here on a 157 00:06:19,440 --> 00:06:22,800 Speaker 3: sunky party. And you tell Keiva this is something Steven 158 00:06:22,839 --> 00:06:23,960 Speaker 3: have her friend call me. 159 00:06:24,120 --> 00:06:26,920 Speaker 1: I am the party coordinator, and Keiva knows that that's 160 00:06:26,960 --> 00:06:29,000 Speaker 1: and I tried to be nice enough to invite you. 161 00:06:29,080 --> 00:06:32,360 Speaker 3: I'm offended. I am offended. Okay, would you ask your 162 00:06:32,400 --> 00:06:34,680 Speaker 3: wife or your girlfriend or whoever your baby mom is 163 00:06:34,720 --> 00:06:36,960 Speaker 3: to do something like that? Would you expect somebody to 164 00:06:37,000 --> 00:06:39,320 Speaker 3: ask her? You're just respecting me asking me for some 165 00:06:39,800 --> 00:06:40,080 Speaker 3: like that. 166 00:06:40,279 --> 00:06:42,400 Speaker 2: Okay, you know what, Brian, what. 167 00:06:42,440 --> 00:06:44,680 Speaker 3: Is your last name? Because I'm failing to remember who 168 00:06:44,720 --> 00:06:46,320 Speaker 3: you are, because I'm sure gonna. 169 00:06:46,120 --> 00:06:48,760 Speaker 1: Ask keep well, Brian, Brian ain't really my name. I 170 00:06:48,760 --> 00:06:50,240 Speaker 1: don't really want to tell you my real name. 171 00:06:50,640 --> 00:06:53,080 Speaker 3: So so you playing on the phone, then you probably 172 00:06:53,080 --> 00:06:54,719 Speaker 3: don't even know my sister. Who is this? 173 00:06:55,000 --> 00:06:58,240 Speaker 1: I mean, I talk to your sister about twenty minutes ago. 174 00:06:58,279 --> 00:06:58,880 Speaker 1: I talked to Keith. 175 00:06:59,000 --> 00:07:01,039 Speaker 3: You may't talk to my key because this is a 176 00:07:01,440 --> 00:07:02,560 Speaker 3: I know that too clearly. 177 00:07:02,640 --> 00:07:04,520 Speaker 2: Okay, but I want to go and tell you this here. 178 00:07:04,560 --> 00:07:06,240 Speaker 3: You know what you're gonna get off my damn phone. 179 00:07:06,240 --> 00:07:07,040 Speaker 3: That's what you're gonna do. 180 00:07:07,160 --> 00:07:09,840 Speaker 1: Keeble told me to call because see I am nephew 181 00:07:09,960 --> 00:07:13,000 Speaker 1: Timmy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show, and your sister 182 00:07:13,160 --> 00:07:25,120 Speaker 1: Cable got me the prank phone call you you're. 183 00:07:18,760 --> 00:07:29,400 Speaker 3: Talking about that nephew Thiment's on the TV in the radio. 184 00:07:30,000 --> 00:07:35,680 Speaker 3: I'm this can't be real. Me. I'm like, who there said, 185 00:07:36,320 --> 00:07:38,400 Speaker 3: Oh my god, oh you real funny? 186 00:07:38,400 --> 00:07:43,320 Speaker 2: Okay, said, I gotta. 187 00:07:43,080 --> 00:07:44,920 Speaker 1: Ask you, baby, what's the baddest that I mean, the 188 00:07:44,960 --> 00:07:47,560 Speaker 1: baddest radio show in the last. 189 00:07:47,440 --> 00:07:49,560 Speaker 3: The Steve Harvey Morning Show. 190 00:07:49,720 --> 00:07:51,480 Speaker 1: I'm all right, don't worry about it. Y'all ain't gonna 191 00:07:51,480 --> 00:07:55,800 Speaker 1: give me no praise. That's okay, I understand quite alright. 192 00:07:55,840 --> 00:08:01,040 Speaker 2: Every day, alright, every day, same t. Yeah, well, you 193 00:08:01,040 --> 00:08:02,760 Speaker 2: know what, I'll tell you what. You know what? Twenty 194 00:08:02,800 --> 00:08:04,640 Speaker 2: twenty five, I ain't gonna do it no more. I'm not. 195 00:08:05,440 --> 00:08:08,680 Speaker 2: I'm not gonna ask y'all pranking praise. I'm not gonna 196 00:08:08,680 --> 00:08:11,880 Speaker 2: ask y'all for pranking praise one month at all time. Yeah, 197 00:08:13,120 --> 00:08:15,720 Speaker 2: I'm not saying that. You ain't gonna ask us ask 198 00:08:15,800 --> 00:08:17,600 Speaker 2: him this time. You're gonna find a new time to 199 00:08:17,600 --> 00:08:20,880 Speaker 2: ask us. But you're gonna ask us. I'm not. I'm not. 200 00:08:20,960 --> 00:08:21,240 Speaker 2: I'm not. 201 00:08:21,280 --> 00:08:23,160 Speaker 1: I made on mind. That's my New Year's resolution. I'm 202 00:08:23,160 --> 00:08:26,280 Speaker 1: not asking for number brank and praise, all right. Saturday, 203 00:08:26,520 --> 00:08:28,680 Speaker 1: December twenty eight, the Nephew is coming to town. That 204 00:08:28,800 --> 00:08:32,760 Speaker 1: is Washington, d C. It's New Year's Comedy Jam. But 205 00:08:32,840 --> 00:08:36,520 Speaker 1: my uncle say it's three days before New Year's that's 206 00:08:36,520 --> 00:08:38,800 Speaker 1: December twenty eight. A right, you got Tony Roberts, you 207 00:08:38,920 --> 00:08:42,360 Speaker 1: got Lance Wood was Bruce in the Building, Red Grant 208 00:08:42,480 --> 00:08:45,400 Speaker 1: lou Nail hosted by Yours true lead Nephew tell Me 209 00:08:45,520 --> 00:08:49,200 Speaker 1: at Dog Constitution Hall. Tickets are available right now on 210 00:08:49,360 --> 00:08:51,280 Speaker 1: all Ticketmaster outlets. 211 00:08:51,559 --> 00:08:53,679 Speaker 2: I will see you in d C.