WEBVTT -  Second Date Update PODCAST: Watch What You Eat 

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<v Speaker 1>Second Dat up date. The guy on the phone for

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<v Speaker 1>a second Date update today did something very daring that

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<v Speaker 1>we don't hear a lot about anymore. He says that

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<v Speaker 1>he went out on a blind date with somebody, like

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<v Speaker 1>a real blind date, or like that's what his email said.

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<v Speaker 1>It's at a real blind date. Huh oh wow, I

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<v Speaker 1>don't even know how that happens anymore. How you don't,

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<v Speaker 1>like Jason, You didn't look up this person online or

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<v Speaker 1>anything before you went out? No, I didn't even know

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<v Speaker 1>her last names. There's no way to really Yeah, I

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<v Speaker 1>just knew her name was Lauren, So her first name

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<v Speaker 1>is Lauren. Dude, I would have searched every Lauren within

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<v Speaker 1>the three online. You must really trusted whoever set you

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<v Speaker 1>guys up. Well, I didn't really know. It was my

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<v Speaker 1>co workers sister. What I mean the co worker. I

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<v Speaker 1>love my coworker, John is a great guy and I

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<v Speaker 1>trust him, so I'm sure his sister you know. Um?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh wait, his sister set you up or his sister

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<v Speaker 1>is Lauren that you went out with? No, his sister

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<v Speaker 1>set me up with Lauren. OK. Yeah, that's a weird

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<v Speaker 1>way to get set up, Like, how did that happen?

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<v Speaker 1>I was just talking to my co worker one day,

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<v Speaker 1>and you know, he sort of knew I was doing

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<v Speaker 1>the online dating thing, and he said, his sister has

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<v Speaker 1>like a ton of girlfriends. Why don't we just talk

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<v Speaker 1>to her and maybe set something up. So I was like,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, I'll let you do that. Literally the next day,

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<v Speaker 1>he gave me Lauren's phone number. Wow, his sister is efficient, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>very efficient. And so then that day, literally that day,

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<v Speaker 1>I texted Lauren and scheduled a date for the next night. Wow. Wow.

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<v Speaker 1>So what was it like when you showed up? Oh?

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<v Speaker 1>It was actually confusing. First, are you Lauren? Wait? Are

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<v Speaker 1>you Lauren? Who's Lauren? My co worker gave me a

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<v Speaker 1>description of what she looked like. She said He said

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<v Speaker 1>that a she sort of look like if Taylor Swift

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<v Speaker 1>had like an older sister or something, which, obviously for me,

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, that's great. You know, yeah, he gave

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<v Speaker 1>you a description of a generic white girl, like easy

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<v Speaker 1>to look for a blonde white chick. Yeah yeah, yeah, Well,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean I thought it was a pretty good description.

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<v Speaker 1>I knew what they meant basically. Okay, And how did

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<v Speaker 1>the actual date go? Did you guys hit it off? Oh? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>right away? It was awesome. Um, there were I mean

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<v Speaker 1>a few weird things, I guess, but it's just like

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<v Speaker 1>first date jitter is probably just like awkward pauses or

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<v Speaker 1>what do you mean by weird things? Well, she I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know. She I asked her if she had any

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<v Speaker 1>like dietary constrictions and everything, and she just said no,

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<v Speaker 1>she eats everything, which was kind of, I don't know,

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<v Speaker 1>kind of a red flag for me personally. Wait, what

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<v Speaker 1>you want somebody who's a little more high maintenance to

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<v Speaker 1>deal with that restaurants? Is that what you're saying. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>just saying I care about where my food comes from,

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<v Speaker 1>and I'm sort of looking for somebody with the same mentality.

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<v Speaker 1>Is that? Wait? Did you tell her that? Tell her

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<v Speaker 1>what that you're looking for somebody who cares about where

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<v Speaker 1>their food came from. Oh? No, of course, I mean

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't tell her that. I just told her that

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<v Speaker 1>that's how I feel about it. I didn't I didn't

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<v Speaker 1>push that on her, I just said that, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm I'm very conscious of what I eat. I told her,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't really eat any cheese at all. And if

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<v Speaker 1>I am going to eat meat, I make sure I

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<v Speaker 1>know that it's grasshead, beef, arranged chicken, all that you

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<v Speaker 1>know the name of the cow. I mean, not that far,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, but you want to know. I mean it's

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<v Speaker 1>really important. And I got in a long conversation with

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<v Speaker 1>a waiter about this like vegetable ratitui, and I had

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<v Speaker 1>conversation with them about all the vegetables that were in it,

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<v Speaker 1>making sure like which farms it came from. Oh Man,

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<v Speaker 1>as a woman who eats everything, also annoying, Like this

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<v Speaker 1>has to be the reason. How is it annoying? Well,

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<v Speaker 1>as a dude who had an ex girlfriend, they used

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<v Speaker 1>to do the same thing, also annoying. Yeah, all of

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<v Speaker 1>us are in agreement that I think it's I think

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<v Speaker 1>it's like kind of should be respected. And that's a thing.

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<v Speaker 1>You're pretentious about it, because not only do you think

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<v Speaker 1>it's not annoying, but you think it should be respected.

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<v Speaker 1>Like that's the only way there's gonna be any change

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<v Speaker 1>in the food industries if people like me who ask

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<v Speaker 1>questions and cares. I guess okay, but maybe not like

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<v Speaker 1>pushing it on applying date that that's my own personal

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<v Speaker 1>like I live on that kind of stuff. Well, did

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<v Speaker 1>she seem bothered by the million questions that you had

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<v Speaker 1>for the server? Not that I could pick up? No?

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<v Speaker 1>I mean okay, So everything on the date seemed fine

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<v Speaker 1>for the most part. Yeah, um, it was not very convincing. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>so after she knew that I was a health nut,

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<v Speaker 1>she did order lasagna, which is kind of like, you know, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>tell me about it. Did you judge her for her food?

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<v Speaker 1>I did not say anything. No, I didn't say anything.

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<v Speaker 1>But did your face say everything? Did your face say it?

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, there's so much cheese in that. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>just imagine, imagine what's happening afterwards, you know, oh yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>or what's not happening, depending on how your body reacts

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<v Speaker 1>to it. Right, some people's bodies processed cheese. Great. I

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<v Speaker 1>can eat a block of cheese and have zero issues. Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm so jealous that that can't be. It's true, It's

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<v Speaker 1>really true. I still drink milk as a grown adult

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<v Speaker 1>with dinner. That's so disgusting. That is awful. Do you

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<v Speaker 1>feel like she knew that you were judging her for

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<v Speaker 1>her food choice. I don't know. When the waiter came

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<v Speaker 1>over and she said, yeah, I'll order the lasagna, there

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<v Speaker 1>was like a laugh. I had a laugh. I was

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<v Speaker 1>a cuff, you know, just sort of like out of surprise.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh that was it, though, that was it. But you're

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<v Speaker 1>surprised that she's not calling you back after your date? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean I made sure I tipped really well because

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<v Speaker 1>I know I can be you know, I realize that

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<v Speaker 1>I'm kind of a pain, you know that good questions

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<v Speaker 1>and stuff, So I tip well. Okay. The other red

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<v Speaker 1>flag was we were getting ready to leave and she

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<v Speaker 1>was like, oh, sorry, I have to go. My uber

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<v Speaker 1>is already here. And I didn't even know that she

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<v Speaker 1>had called an uber. Oh oh that's not a good sign. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>definitely a bad sign. Yeah, I guess. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>It obviously didn't end well for her. Yeah, she's gonna

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<v Speaker 1>just leave like that. Something happened. I don't know. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>I think it's I think we're looking into it a

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<v Speaker 1>little too much. I am curious though, why she hasn't

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<v Speaker 1>responded to any of my texts or calls. Okay, well,

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<v Speaker 1>we'll play a song and then come back and call

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<v Speaker 1>her and get your second date update. All right, sounds good?

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<v Speaker 1>All right, hang on rooking jubil in the morning second

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<v Speaker 1>date if you're just joining us for the day's second

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<v Speaker 1>date update. Jason is on the phone. And Jason might

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<v Speaker 1>be the most positive person ever. Yeah, because he went

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<v Speaker 1>out on a date with a woman named n He

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<v Speaker 1>sort of asked a million questions to the server because

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<v Speaker 1>he's very particular about what he eats. He then quietly

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<v Speaker 1>judged her because she ordered lasagna, and even not so

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<v Speaker 1>quietly because at one point when she ordered it, he

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<v Speaker 1>laughed at her and she ordered an uber when he

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<v Speaker 1>didn't even know she was ready to leave and just

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<v Speaker 1>took off. But he still thinks the date went good. Jason,

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<v Speaker 1>are you ready to give her a call? Yeah, let's

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<v Speaker 1>do it, Okay, I gotta. Even though with that recap,

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<v Speaker 1>you're still positive. I mean the way you paint the picture,

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<v Speaker 1>you paint it with some ugly colors, but that's not

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<v Speaker 1>how I remember it, Okay. And I do got to

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<v Speaker 1>give you credit, Jason, because we came down hard on

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<v Speaker 1>you when you told us about how you like to eat.

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<v Speaker 1>How would you describe your eating habits. Um, I would

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<v Speaker 1>say smart. Okay, you said smart, we said high maintenance.

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<v Speaker 1>But the thing is is that you were okay with that.

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<v Speaker 1>You're self aware and I think we can convince her

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<v Speaker 1>to see past it all. Oh yeah, okay, okay, optimism.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, Well let's give her a call and see

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<v Speaker 1>if that is the problem. Here we go, let's do it. Hello.

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<v Speaker 1>Hi is this Lauren? Yeah? This is hurt Lauren. How

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<v Speaker 1>are you? This is Jewil from Brook and Jewel in

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<v Speaker 1>the Morning. Um, I'm sorry, I don't know who you

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<v Speaker 1>guys are. Brook and Jewel in the Morning is a

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<v Speaker 1>radio show that is on the radio and we have

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<v Speaker 1>some people that listen to it on the aforementioned radio devices. Um, okay, okay, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>So now you know who we are. Yeah, I guess

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<v Speaker 1>I technically know what you do. But why are you

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<v Speaker 1>calling me? That's a good question too, Yeah, or you

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<v Speaker 1>want to answer to that? Okay, my bad? Yeah? What

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<v Speaker 1>is there something? Do I need to give it? What's happening? No,

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<v Speaker 1>I'll go and tell you. I wasn't. I just wasn't

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<v Speaker 1>sure if we were all clear and everything. I'm calling

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<v Speaker 1>you because we do a segment on our show called

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<v Speaker 1>the Second Date Update, And recently you went out with

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<v Speaker 1>the dude named Jason. Oh my god. Yeah. Yeah, and

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<v Speaker 1>Jason listens to our show, and so he emailed us

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<v Speaker 1>wondering why you haven't texted him back after you guys

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<v Speaker 1>went out to dinner. He seriously did that that's real,

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<v Speaker 1>this is real. Yeah. I don't know how I would

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<v Speaker 1>have had that information on your phone number to randomly

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<v Speaker 1>call you out. I think she was hoping that you

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<v Speaker 1>were going to say, it's not real. Yeah, I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know what. I don't know what you guys want from me,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't I don't know. We just want you to

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<v Speaker 1>tell us why you're not calling him back, Like was

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<v Speaker 1>the date really bad? Because listen, he recapped it for us,

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<v Speaker 1>and to me, it sounded like it was a terrible

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<v Speaker 1>date for you. Yeah, it was a little crazy. His

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<v Speaker 1>whole situation that he's got going on, like his food stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>That's what you're talking about, right, Because when he told

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<v Speaker 1>us like how particular he was about food and knowing

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<v Speaker 1>where it came from and judging other people's eating habits,

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<v Speaker 1>we all told him it's too much. Man. Yeah, he

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<v Speaker 1>hits a little OCD about that and like, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>with the notebook and everything. Like I it's like insane

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<v Speaker 1>to me. What's the notebook? Does he track like his food? Uh,

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<v Speaker 1>it's a little more than that. Well he didn't mention

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<v Speaker 1>a notebook to us, No, not at all. Okay, well

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<v Speaker 1>he left that out. Um what's the notebook? Um? Oh

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<v Speaker 1>my god, I can't believe I'm talking about this in

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<v Speaker 1>the radio. Um. So, halfway through dinner, he gets up,

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<v Speaker 1>ends up to the bathroom and then he comes back

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<v Speaker 1>and he pulls out this little black note you know,

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<v Speaker 1>like how journalists you know, like in movies, right, You're

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<v Speaker 1>like they're like, oh, let me write this down the

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<v Speaker 1>right hand time. Yea. He pulls that out of his

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<v Speaker 1>pocket and this tiny little pencil. Then he pulls out

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<v Speaker 1>his phone. He tells me to hold on, and he

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<v Speaker 1>starts writing in his notebooks. He's like looking at the sky,

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<v Speaker 1>looking at his phone, like he's very contemplative and like,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, I was like, are you writing things about me? Yeah? Weird,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, And he told me that part of his

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<v Speaker 1>dietary regimen is writing down his bowel movement immediately after

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<v Speaker 1>they happened. Shut up, shut up, I'm I'm being dead,

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<v Speaker 1>and so he takes a photo of them too. What's

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<v Speaker 1>his No, So that's why he was looking at his phone. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that's why. Yeah, that's what he was writing down, like

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<v Speaker 1>the color of it, but consistent. So gross. Man. He

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<v Speaker 1>did all of this at the table, like he didn't

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<v Speaker 1>do it in the bathroom. He came back and pulled

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<v Speaker 1>out the notebook. Oh my god, after sitting down with me,

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<v Speaker 1>what did you say? I just I didn't, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't really say much. I was just speechless, like

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<v Speaker 1>I had no idea what to say to somebody that

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<v Speaker 1>was that weird, like and wait, weird. Just to clar

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<v Speaker 1>it's not because he has like some sort of disease

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<v Speaker 1>or IBS syndrome or no. He just said that he

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<v Speaker 1>wants to make sure that he's healthy and it's about

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<v Speaker 1>his health and so he just tracks every single poo

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<v Speaker 1>and a log of it. And that was like that

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<v Speaker 1>was it for me. I was like, Okay, I gotta

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<v Speaker 1>get out of this because he was already kind of

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<v Speaker 1>rude when we ordered food, and I was just I

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<v Speaker 1>just immediately ordered out, like after we were done eating,

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<v Speaker 1>and I just got out of air as quickly as

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<v Speaker 1>I could. Oh, I do not blame you. Yeah, I

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<v Speaker 1>don't think anybody does, Lauren, except I know one person

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<v Speaker 1>who probably would blame you, and that's Jason because he's

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<v Speaker 1>actually on the other line. I wants to talk to you.

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<v Speaker 1>Wait seriously, yes, Oh my god, Jason, Hey, Lauren, what

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<v Speaker 1>is coming all casual? Oh god? Yeah? And nice and

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<v Speaker 1>nice to talk to you again, Lauren. Dude, what is

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<v Speaker 1>up with the book? Why didn't you tell us about

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<v Speaker 1>a poop journal? What do you None of you guys

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<v Speaker 1>do that. No, No, I don't keep a log of it.

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<v Speaker 1>I might take a peek once in a while to

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<v Speaker 1>see if it's looking okay, but I don't like write

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<v Speaker 1>it down in a in a book and at the table.

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<v Speaker 1>One of you has to. I mean, at least take

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<v Speaker 1>pictures of your poop. Oh my god, you are so gross. Dude.

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<v Speaker 1>You're making it seem like I'm like this weird freak

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<v Speaker 1>about poop and everything. But I'm all. I'm literally, all

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<v Speaker 1>I'm doing is watching out for my health, which everyone

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<v Speaker 1>should be doing, all of you should be doing right now.

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<v Speaker 1>But I guess I'm the only one around here that cares.

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<v Speaker 1>And no, I feel sorry. I care. I care about

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<v Speaker 1>my health and fine. You know, I glance a little

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<v Speaker 1>bit the amount of you eat. Okay, don't. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>care that eat. Lazannia Lasania is the ship. Okay, you listen.

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<v Speaker 1>Listen to me for a second. You're being rude. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>this is so out of dare you eat? It's not

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<v Speaker 1>good for Jason. But I can't process that stuff. Jason, Listen,

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<v Speaker 1>if I want to do that, pull out your notebook

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<v Speaker 1>in the bathroom, like, do that in the stall. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that's a good point on especially in a first date.

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<v Speaker 1>Do not pull out a book of poop and look

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<v Speaker 1>at a picture of your poop at the table. Stop

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<v Speaker 1>saying poop like it's like derogatory or something. Everyone does it.

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<v Speaker 1>It's not weird. Okay, I'm sorry your feces journal, like

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<v Speaker 1>you just you don't do that on a date. That's

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<v Speaker 1>not what I mean to do. That's something I would

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<v Speaker 1>find out like a month or two in. Do you

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<v Speaker 1>know what I mean? It's rude actually to look at

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<v Speaker 1>poop at a dinner table in a restaurant. It's disgusting.

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<v Speaker 1>It's not rude or weird. It's just like I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>you're telling me that you don't do it. Everyone does it.

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<v Speaker 1>I know what people can see that, like other people

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<v Speaker 1>at the next table we're eating, didn't want to look

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<v Speaker 1>over at your phone and see poop. Seriously, Jason, it's

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<v Speaker 1>gross when you walk into a public bathroom and there's

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<v Speaker 1>somebody's number two just sitting in the toilet unflushed. It's

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<v Speaker 1>even more disgusting if you have pictures of it on

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<v Speaker 1>your phone and you're sharing details about it. Well, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I agree to disagree. Okay, but this is just how

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<v Speaker 1>I live my life. And do you guys disagree with that?

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<v Speaker 1>Obviously you're unhealthy and educated. Stop black, It's not funny.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just trying to educate you on bowel movements and

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<v Speaker 1>keeping track of them is Thank you for the education.

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<v Speaker 1>I appreciate it. You're welcome up. Well, if you would listen,

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<v Speaker 1>maybe you would actually learn something. Oh well, Lauren, would

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<v Speaker 1>you like more of an education? Would you like to

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<v Speaker 1>get a second date with Jason? Will pay for Well?

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<v Speaker 1>I really I really don't. I'll go talk to no. No.

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<v Speaker 1>I think I'm good, honestly, ohs their body. I actually

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<v Speaker 1>feel kind of bad for poop shaming Jason. I don't.

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<v Speaker 1>But seriously, Lauren, I recommend you start doing it. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>speaking to you as a friend. Now, you want to

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<v Speaker 1>live a long life, it might help. Okay, I'll talk

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<v Speaker 1>to my doctor. Thank you well, Well, thanks for your time, Lauren, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>no problem on it. And Jason, I think that maybe

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<v Speaker 1>you and I should talk about an idea I have

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<v Speaker 1>for a coffee table book. If you got time, broken

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<v Speaker 1>Jew in the morning text in at seven eighty five

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<v Speaker 1>nine two says, I bet that guy sends great holiday

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<v Speaker 1>cards in the morning, and we're talking about today's second

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<v Speaker 1>date update if you missed it, Jason wanted to call Laura.

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<v Speaker 1>They went out on a date. They went to dinner.

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<v Speaker 1>He wasn't getting a call back, and we found out

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<v Speaker 1>the reason he wasn't getting a call back is because

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<v Speaker 1>he's a picky eater. Yeah, and he told us that,

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<v Speaker 1>but it's not necessarily because it's the picky eaters. Because

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<v Speaker 1>during the date, he went to the bathroom and then

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<v Speaker 1>he came back, pulled out a notebook, started looking at

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<v Speaker 1>his phone and taking notes, and she wasn't sure what

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<v Speaker 1>that was about, and she found out it was because

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<v Speaker 1>he tracks every single one of his movements and writes

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<v Speaker 1>it down in a little notebook because he likes to

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<v Speaker 1>keep track, and he looks at a picture, takes a

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<v Speaker 1>picture of it, and then describes the picture in his

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<v Speaker 1>notebook as well. So Shoe's kind of grossed out by that.

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<v Speaker 1>Kind of is an understatement. And I don't know what's worse,

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<v Speaker 1>like that or the bad jokes that have unleashed on

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<v Speaker 1>our text. He turns into a party pooper. Yeah there, Like,

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<v Speaker 1>I just give me a new app idea, my Pooh,

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<v Speaker 1>and you track your poop. It's not a bad idea,

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<v Speaker 1>and you should look at it occasionally to make sure

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<v Speaker 1>you're you're healthy. I am sure there is already a

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<v Speaker 1>Pooh tracker. Think yeah. Jake or digital guy is shaking

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<v Speaker 1>his head, yes, because he knows all things about the internet,

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<v Speaker 1>so apparently he's already downloaded it all things about poop. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I think both. Yeah. Remember, if you want to do

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<v Speaker 1>a second day, I say, all you have to do

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<v Speaker 1>is email the show and we will call the person

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<v Speaker 1>that didn't call you back. By the way, they decided

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<v Speaker 1>not to go out on a second day, and he

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<v Speaker 1>was judge with everybody saying that we didn't realize how

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<v Speaker 1>important it is. And there hasn't been one person texting

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<v Speaker 1>in that wants to take him out of date. Oh no,

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<v Speaker 1>I know. He'll find somebody though, and they'll sit together

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<v Speaker 1>and track their pooh for the rest of their lives. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>US point five