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Speaker 1: Second Dat up date. The guy on the phone for
Speaker 1: a second Date update today did something very daring that
Speaker 1: we don't hear a lot about anymore. He says that
Speaker 1: he went out on a blind date with somebody, like
Speaker 1: a real blind date, or like that's what his email said.
Speaker 1: It's at a real blind date. Huh oh wow, I
Speaker 1: don't even know how that happens anymore. How you don't,
Speaker 1: like Jason, You didn't look up this person online or
Speaker 1: anything before you went out? No, I didn't even know
Speaker 1: her last names. There's no way to really Yeah, I
Speaker 1: just knew her name was Lauren, So her first name
Speaker 1: is Lauren. Dude, I would have searched every Lauren within
Speaker 1: the three online. You must really trusted whoever set you
Speaker 1: guys up. Well, I didn't really know. It was my
Speaker 1: co workers sister. What I mean the co worker. I
Speaker 1: love my coworker, John is a great guy and I
Speaker 1: trust him, so I'm sure his sister you know. Um?
Speaker 1: Oh wait, his sister set you up or his sister
Speaker 1: is Lauren that you went out with? No, his sister
Speaker 1: set me up with Lauren. OK. Yeah, that's a weird
Speaker 1: way to get set up, Like, how did that happen?
Speaker 1: I was just talking to my co worker one day,
Speaker 1: and you know, he sort of knew I was doing
Speaker 1: the online dating thing, and he said, his sister has
Speaker 1: like a ton of girlfriends. Why don't we just talk
Speaker 1: to her and maybe set something up. So I was like,
Speaker 1: all right, I'll let you do that. Literally the next day,
Speaker 1: he gave me Lauren's phone number. Wow, his sister is efficient, Yeah,
Speaker 1: very efficient. And so then that day, literally that day,
Speaker 1: I texted Lauren and scheduled a date for the next night. Wow. Wow.
Speaker 1: So what was it like when you showed up? Oh?
Speaker 1: It was actually confusing. First, are you Lauren? Wait? Are
Speaker 1: you Lauren? Who's Lauren? My co worker gave me a
Speaker 1: description of what she looked like. She said He said
Speaker 1: that a she sort of look like if Taylor Swift
Speaker 1: had like an older sister or something, which, obviously for me,
Speaker 1: I was like, that's great. You know, yeah, he gave
Speaker 1: you a description of a generic white girl, like easy
Speaker 1: to look for a blonde white chick. Yeah yeah, yeah, Well,
Speaker 1: I mean I thought it was a pretty good description.
Speaker 1: I knew what they meant basically. Okay, And how did
Speaker 1: the actual date go? Did you guys hit it off? Oh? Yeah,
Speaker 1: right away? It was awesome. Um, there were I mean
Speaker 1: a few weird things, I guess, but it's just like
Speaker 1: first date jitter is probably just like awkward pauses or
Speaker 1: what do you mean by weird things? Well, she I
Speaker 1: don't know. She I asked her if she had any
Speaker 1: like dietary constrictions and everything, and she just said no,
Speaker 1: she eats everything, which was kind of, I don't know,
Speaker 1: kind of a red flag for me personally. Wait, what
Speaker 1: you want somebody who's a little more high maintenance to
Speaker 1: deal with that restaurants? Is that what you're saying. I'm
Speaker 1: just saying I care about where my food comes from,
Speaker 1: and I'm sort of looking for somebody with the same mentality.
Speaker 1: Is that? Wait? Did you tell her that? Tell her
Speaker 1: what that you're looking for somebody who cares about where
Speaker 1: their food came from. Oh? No, of course, I mean
Speaker 1: I didn't tell her that. I just told her that
Speaker 1: that's how I feel about it. I didn't I didn't
Speaker 1: push that on her, I just said that, you know,
Speaker 1: I'm I'm very conscious of what I eat. I told her,
Speaker 1: I don't really eat any cheese at all. And if
Speaker 1: I am going to eat meat, I make sure I
Speaker 1: know that it's grasshead, beef, arranged chicken, all that you
Speaker 1: know the name of the cow. I mean, not that far,
Speaker 1: you know, but you want to know. I mean it's
Speaker 1: really important. And I got in a long conversation with
Speaker 1: a waiter about this like vegetable ratitui, and I had
Speaker 1: conversation with them about all the vegetables that were in it,
Speaker 1: making sure like which farms it came from. Oh Man,
Speaker 1: as a woman who eats everything, also annoying, Like this
Speaker 1: has to be the reason. How is it annoying? Well,
Speaker 1: as a dude who had an ex girlfriend, they used
Speaker 1: to do the same thing, also annoying. Yeah, all of
Speaker 1: us are in agreement that I think it's I think
Speaker 1: it's like kind of should be respected. And that's a thing.
Speaker 1: You're pretentious about it, because not only do you think
Speaker 1: it's not annoying, but you think it should be respected.
Speaker 1: Like that's the only way there's gonna be any change
Speaker 1: in the food industries if people like me who ask
Speaker 1: questions and cares. I guess okay, but maybe not like
Speaker 1: pushing it on applying date that that's my own personal
Speaker 1: like I live on that kind of stuff. Well, did
Speaker 1: she seem bothered by the million questions that you had
Speaker 1: for the server? Not that I could pick up? No?
Speaker 1: I mean okay, So everything on the date seemed fine
Speaker 1: for the most part. Yeah, um, it was not very convincing. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so after she knew that I was a health nut,
Speaker 1: she did order lasagna, which is kind of like, you know, yeah,
Speaker 1: tell me about it. Did you judge her for her food?
Speaker 1: I did not say anything. No, I didn't say anything.
Speaker 1: But did your face say everything? Did your face say it?
Speaker 1: I mean, there's so much cheese in that. I mean,
Speaker 1: just imagine, imagine what's happening afterwards, you know, oh yeah,
Speaker 1: or what's not happening, depending on how your body reacts
Speaker 1: to it. Right, some people's bodies processed cheese. Great. I
Speaker 1: can eat a block of cheese and have zero issues. Oh,
Speaker 1: I'm so jealous that that can't be. It's true, It's
Speaker 1: really true. I still drink milk as a grown adult
Speaker 1: with dinner. That's so disgusting. That is awful. Do you
Speaker 1: feel like she knew that you were judging her for
Speaker 1: her food choice. I don't know. When the waiter came
Speaker 1: over and she said, yeah, I'll order the lasagna, there
Speaker 1: was like a laugh. I had a laugh. I was
Speaker 1: a cuff, you know, just sort of like out of surprise.
Speaker 1: Oh that was it, though, that was it. But you're
Speaker 1: surprised that she's not calling you back after your date? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean I made sure I tipped really well because
Speaker 1: I know I can be you know, I realize that
Speaker 1: I'm kind of a pain, you know that good questions
Speaker 1: and stuff, So I tip well. Okay. The other red
Speaker 1: flag was we were getting ready to leave and she
Speaker 1: was like, oh, sorry, I have to go. My uber
Speaker 1: is already here. And I didn't even know that she
Speaker 1: had called an uber. Oh oh that's not a good sign. Yeah,
Speaker 1: definitely a bad sign. Yeah, I guess. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 1: It obviously didn't end well for her. Yeah, she's gonna
Speaker 1: just leave like that. Something happened. I don't know. I mean,
Speaker 1: I think it's I think we're looking into it a
Speaker 1: little too much. I am curious though, why she hasn't
Speaker 1: responded to any of my texts or calls. Okay, well,
Speaker 1: we'll play a song and then come back and call
Speaker 1: her and get your second date update. All right, sounds good?
Speaker 1: All right, hang on rooking jubil in the morning second
Speaker 1: date if you're just joining us for the day's second
Speaker 1: date update. Jason is on the phone. And Jason might
Speaker 1: be the most positive person ever. Yeah, because he went
Speaker 1: out on a date with a woman named n He
Speaker 1: sort of asked a million questions to the server because
Speaker 1: he's very particular about what he eats. He then quietly
Speaker 1: judged her because she ordered lasagna, and even not so
Speaker 1: quietly because at one point when she ordered it, he
Speaker 1: laughed at her and she ordered an uber when he
Speaker 1: didn't even know she was ready to leave and just
Speaker 1: took off. But he still thinks the date went good. Jason,
Speaker 1: are you ready to give her a call? Yeah, let's
Speaker 1: do it, Okay, I gotta. Even though with that recap,
Speaker 1: you're still positive. I mean the way you paint the picture,
Speaker 1: you paint it with some ugly colors, but that's not
Speaker 1: how I remember it, Okay. And I do got to
Speaker 1: give you credit, Jason, because we came down hard on
Speaker 1: you when you told us about how you like to eat.
Speaker 1: How would you describe your eating habits. Um, I would
Speaker 1: say smart. Okay, you said smart, we said high maintenance.
Speaker 1: But the thing is is that you were okay with that.
Speaker 1: You're self aware and I think we can convince her
Speaker 1: to see past it all. Oh yeah, okay, okay, optimism.
Speaker 1: All right, Well let's give her a call and see
Speaker 1: if that is the problem. Here we go, let's do it. Hello.
Speaker 1: Hi is this Lauren? Yeah? This is hurt Lauren. How
Speaker 1: are you? This is Jewil from Brook and Jewel in
Speaker 1: the Morning. Um, I'm sorry, I don't know who you
Speaker 1: guys are. Brook and Jewel in the Morning is a
Speaker 1: radio show that is on the radio and we have
Speaker 1: some people that listen to it on the aforementioned radio devices. Um, okay, okay, okay,
Speaker 1: So now you know who we are. Yeah, I guess
Speaker 1: I technically know what you do. But why are you
Speaker 1: calling me? That's a good question too, Yeah, or you
Speaker 1: want to answer to that? Okay, my bad? Yeah? What
Speaker 1: is there something? Do I need to give it? What's happening? No,
Speaker 1: I'll go and tell you. I wasn't. I just wasn't
Speaker 1: sure if we were all clear and everything. I'm calling
Speaker 1: you because we do a segment on our show called
Speaker 1: the Second Date Update, And recently you went out with
Speaker 1: the dude named Jason. Oh my god. Yeah. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: Jason listens to our show, and so he emailed us
Speaker 1: wondering why you haven't texted him back after you guys
Speaker 1: went out to dinner. He seriously did that that's real,
Speaker 1: this is real. Yeah. I don't know how I would
Speaker 1: have had that information on your phone number to randomly
Speaker 1: call you out. I think she was hoping that you
Speaker 1: were going to say, it's not real. Yeah, I don't
Speaker 1: know what. I don't know what you guys want from me,
Speaker 1: I don't I don't know. We just want you to
Speaker 1: tell us why you're not calling him back, Like was
Speaker 1: the date really bad? Because listen, he recapped it for us,
Speaker 1: and to me, it sounded like it was a terrible
Speaker 1: date for you. Yeah, it was a little crazy. His
Speaker 1: whole situation that he's got going on, like his food stuff.
Speaker 1: That's what you're talking about, right, Because when he told
Speaker 1: us like how particular he was about food and knowing
Speaker 1: where it came from and judging other people's eating habits,
Speaker 1: we all told him it's too much. Man. Yeah, he
Speaker 1: hits a little OCD about that and like, you know,
Speaker 1: with the notebook and everything. Like I it's like insane
Speaker 1: to me. What's the notebook? Does he track like his food? Uh,
Speaker 1: it's a little more than that. Well he didn't mention
Speaker 1: a notebook to us, No, not at all. Okay, well
Speaker 1: he left that out. Um what's the notebook? Um? Oh
Speaker 1: my god, I can't believe I'm talking about this in
Speaker 1: the radio. Um. So, halfway through dinner, he gets up,
Speaker 1: ends up to the bathroom and then he comes back
Speaker 1: and he pulls out this little black note you know,
Speaker 1: like how journalists you know, like in movies, right, You're
Speaker 1: like they're like, oh, let me write this down the
Speaker 1: right hand time. Yea. He pulls that out of his
Speaker 1: pocket and this tiny little pencil. Then he pulls out
Speaker 1: his phone. He tells me to hold on, and he
Speaker 1: starts writing in his notebooks. He's like looking at the sky,
Speaker 1: looking at his phone, like he's very contemplative and like,
Speaker 1: you know, I was like, are you writing things about me? Yeah? Weird,
Speaker 1: you know, And he told me that part of his
Speaker 1: dietary regimen is writing down his bowel movement immediately after
Speaker 1: they happened. Shut up, shut up, I'm I'm being dead,
Speaker 1: and so he takes a photo of them too. What's
Speaker 1: his No, So that's why he was looking at his phone. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's why. Yeah, that's what he was writing down, like
Speaker 1: the color of it, but consistent. So gross. Man. He
Speaker 1: did all of this at the table, like he didn't
Speaker 1: do it in the bathroom. He came back and pulled
Speaker 1: out the notebook. Oh my god, after sitting down with me,
Speaker 1: what did you say? I just I didn't, you know,
Speaker 1: I didn't really say much. I was just speechless, like
Speaker 1: I had no idea what to say to somebody that
Speaker 1: was that weird, like and wait, weird. Just to clar
Speaker 1: it's not because he has like some sort of disease
Speaker 1: or IBS syndrome or no. He just said that he
Speaker 1: wants to make sure that he's healthy and it's about
Speaker 1: his health and so he just tracks every single poo
Speaker 1: and a log of it. And that was like that
Speaker 1: was it for me. I was like, Okay, I gotta
Speaker 1: get out of this because he was already kind of
Speaker 1: rude when we ordered food, and I was just I
Speaker 1: just immediately ordered out, like after we were done eating,
Speaker 1: and I just got out of air as quickly as
Speaker 1: I could. Oh, I do not blame you. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: don't think anybody does, Lauren, except I know one person
Speaker 1: who probably would blame you, and that's Jason because he's
Speaker 1: actually on the other line. I wants to talk to you.
Speaker 1: Wait seriously, yes, Oh my god, Jason, Hey, Lauren, what
Speaker 1: is coming all casual? Oh god? Yeah? And nice and
Speaker 1: nice to talk to you again, Lauren. Dude, what is
Speaker 1: up with the book? Why didn't you tell us about
Speaker 1: a poop journal? What do you None of you guys
Speaker 1: do that. No, No, I don't keep a log of it.
Speaker 1: I might take a peek once in a while to
Speaker 1: see if it's looking okay, but I don't like write
Speaker 1: it down in a in a book and at the table.
Speaker 1: One of you has to. I mean, at least take
Speaker 1: pictures of your poop. Oh my god, you are so gross. Dude.
Speaker 1: You're making it seem like I'm like this weird freak
Speaker 1: about poop and everything. But I'm all. I'm literally, all
Speaker 1: I'm doing is watching out for my health, which everyone
Speaker 1: should be doing, all of you should be doing right now.
Speaker 1: But I guess I'm the only one around here that cares.
Speaker 1: And no, I feel sorry. I care. I care about
Speaker 1: my health and fine. You know, I glance a little
Speaker 1: bit the amount of you eat. Okay, don't. I don't
Speaker 1: care that eat. Lazannia Lasania is the ship. Okay, you listen.
Speaker 1: Listen to me for a second. You're being rude. Okay,
Speaker 1: this is so out of dare you eat? It's not
Speaker 1: good for Jason. But I can't process that stuff. Jason, Listen,
Speaker 1: if I want to do that, pull out your notebook
Speaker 1: in the bathroom, like, do that in the stall. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's a good point on especially in a first date.
Speaker 1: Do not pull out a book of poop and look
Speaker 1: at a picture of your poop at the table. Stop
Speaker 1: saying poop like it's like derogatory or something. Everyone does it.
Speaker 1: It's not weird. Okay, I'm sorry your feces journal, like
Speaker 1: you just you don't do that on a date. That's
Speaker 1: not what I mean to do. That's something I would
Speaker 1: find out like a month or two in. Do you
Speaker 1: know what I mean? It's rude actually to look at
Speaker 1: poop at a dinner table in a restaurant. It's disgusting.
Speaker 1: It's not rude or weird. It's just like I mean,
Speaker 1: you're telling me that you don't do it. Everyone does it.
Speaker 1: I know what people can see that, like other people
Speaker 1: at the next table we're eating, didn't want to look
Speaker 1: over at your phone and see poop. Seriously, Jason, it's
Speaker 1: gross when you walk into a public bathroom and there's
Speaker 1: somebody's number two just sitting in the toilet unflushed. It's
Speaker 1: even more disgusting if you have pictures of it on
Speaker 1: your phone and you're sharing details about it. Well, okay,
Speaker 1: I agree to disagree. Okay, but this is just how
Speaker 1: I live my life. And do you guys disagree with that?
Speaker 1: Obviously you're unhealthy and educated. Stop black, It's not funny.
Speaker 1: I'm just trying to educate you on bowel movements and
Speaker 1: keeping track of them is Thank you for the education.
Speaker 1: I appreciate it. You're welcome up. Well, if you would listen,
Speaker 1: maybe you would actually learn something. Oh well, Lauren, would
Speaker 1: you like more of an education? Would you like to
Speaker 1: get a second date with Jason? Will pay for Well?
Speaker 1: I really I really don't. I'll go talk to no. No.
Speaker 1: I think I'm good, honestly, ohs their body. I actually
Speaker 1: feel kind of bad for poop shaming Jason. I don't.
Speaker 1: But seriously, Lauren, I recommend you start doing it. I'm
Speaker 1: speaking to you as a friend. Now, you want to
Speaker 1: live a long life, it might help. Okay, I'll talk
Speaker 1: to my doctor. Thank you well, Well, thanks for your time, Lauren, Yeah,
Speaker 1: no problem on it. And Jason, I think that maybe
Speaker 1: you and I should talk about an idea I have
Speaker 1: for a coffee table book. If you got time, broken
Speaker 1: Jew in the morning text in at seven eighty five
Speaker 1: nine two says, I bet that guy sends great holiday
Speaker 1: cards in the morning, and we're talking about today's second
Speaker 1: date update if you missed it, Jason wanted to call Laura.
Speaker 1: They went out on a date. They went to dinner.
Speaker 1: He wasn't getting a call back, and we found out
Speaker 1: the reason he wasn't getting a call back is because
Speaker 1: he's a picky eater. Yeah, and he told us that,
Speaker 1: but it's not necessarily because it's the picky eaters. Because
Speaker 1: during the date, he went to the bathroom and then
Speaker 1: he came back, pulled out a notebook, started looking at
Speaker 1: his phone and taking notes, and she wasn't sure what
Speaker 1: that was about, and she found out it was because
Speaker 1: he tracks every single one of his movements and writes
Speaker 1: it down in a little notebook because he likes to
Speaker 1: keep track, and he looks at a picture, takes a
Speaker 1: picture of it, and then describes the picture in his
Speaker 1: notebook as well. So Shoe's kind of grossed out by that.
Speaker 1: Kind of is an understatement. And I don't know what's worse,
Speaker 1: like that or the bad jokes that have unleashed on
Speaker 1: our text. He turns into a party pooper. Yeah there, Like,
Speaker 1: I just give me a new app idea, my Pooh,
Speaker 1: and you track your poop. It's not a bad idea,
Speaker 1: and you should look at it occasionally to make sure
Speaker 1: you're you're healthy. I am sure there is already a
Speaker 1: Pooh tracker. Think yeah. Jake or digital guy is shaking
Speaker 1: his head, yes, because he knows all things about the internet,
Speaker 1: so apparently he's already downloaded it all things about poop. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I think both. Yeah. Remember, if you want to do
Speaker 1: a second day, I say, all you have to do
Speaker 1: is email the show and we will call the person
Speaker 1: that didn't call you back. By the way, they decided
Speaker 1: not to go out on a second day, and he
Speaker 1: was judge with everybody saying that we didn't realize how
Speaker 1: important it is. And there hasn't been one person texting
Speaker 1: in that wants to take him out of date. Oh no,
Speaker 1: I know. He'll find somebody though, and they'll sit together
Speaker 1: and track their pooh for the rest of their lives. Yes,
Speaker 1: US point five