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Speaker 1: Second Dat up date. The guy on the phone for

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Speaker 1: a second Date update today did something very daring that

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Speaker 1: we don't hear a lot about anymore. He says that

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Speaker 1: It's at a real blind date. Huh oh wow, I

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Speaker 1: don't even know how that happens anymore. How you don't,

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Speaker 1: like Jason, You didn't look up this person online or

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Speaker 1: anything before you went out? No, I didn't even know

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Speaker 1: her last names. There's no way to really Yeah, I

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Speaker 1: is Lauren. Dude, I would have searched every Lauren within

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Speaker 1: the three online. You must really trusted whoever set you

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Speaker 1: guys up. Well, I didn't really know. It was my

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Speaker 1: Oh wait, his sister set you up or his sister

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Speaker 1: is Lauren that you went out with? No, his sister

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Speaker 1: set me up with Lauren. OK. Yeah, that's a weird

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Speaker 1: So what was it like when you showed up? Oh?

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Speaker 1: It was actually confusing. First, are you Lauren? Wait? Are

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Speaker 1: you Lauren? Who's Lauren? My co worker gave me a

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Speaker 1: her and get your second date update. All right, sounds good?

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Speaker 1: All right, hang on rooking jubil in the morning second

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Speaker 1: date update. Jason is on the phone. And Jason might

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Speaker 1: How would you describe your eating habits. Um, I would

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Speaker 1: if that is the problem. Here we go, let's do it. Hello.

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Speaker 1: Hi is this Lauren? Yeah? This is hurt Lauren. How

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Speaker 1: are you? This is Jewil from Brook and Jewel in

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Speaker 1: the Morning. Um, I'm sorry, I don't know who you

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Speaker 1: guys are. Brook and Jewel in the Morning is a

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Speaker 1: some people that listen to it on the aforementioned radio devices. Um, okay, okay, okay,

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Speaker 1: So now you know who we are. Yeah, I guess

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Speaker 1: I technically know what you do. But why are you

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Speaker 1: want to answer to that? Okay, my bad? Yeah? What

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Speaker 1: the Second Date Update, And recently you went out with

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Speaker 1: Jason listens to our show, and so he emailed us

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Speaker 1: went out to dinner. He seriously did that that's real,

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Speaker 1: date update if you missed it, Jason wanted to call Laura.

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