Speaker 1: Guess what decision We're about to make a horrible decisions. Hey, everybody,
Speaker 1: welcome back to another episode of Mandy Likes to Say
Speaker 1: It in Friends, don't do it It ain't frinch in excellents.
Speaker 1: So today we've got a guest who he's maybe been
Speaker 1: to friends. We're not sure, but bro, but um, I'm
Speaker 1: a big fan of your videos online. Um is it
Speaker 1: super dirty confession with it dirty dirty Confessions, dirty street Confessions,
Speaker 1: and uh it seems to be going viral. Can you
Speaker 1: tell a little bit that's a little bit about your
Speaker 1: podcast starting how people came to know you word. Um, so,
Speaker 1: I'm actually an artist. I make music and um I
Speaker 1: was doing that for like for years and then last
Speaker 1: year I decided to just take a break from the music.
Speaker 1: And uh, that's people about sucking dick on the street. No,
Speaker 1: I didn't start there. So my my boy, uh, my boy,
Speaker 1: I was working with Danny. He gave me an idea.
Speaker 1: He was just like, yo, you should go to Tom
Speaker 1: Square and asked people like what kind of point they
Speaker 1: watched And I was like, that's because the music is
Speaker 1: super vulgar, but it's fun. So it's like the music
Speaker 1: version of the show before we get out of here,
Speaker 1: you're gonna give us a freestyle of some nasty Voger ship.
Speaker 1: Probably not, but damn come home man. But it's so good.
Speaker 1: So yeah, we we did two episodes, went to tom Square.
Speaker 1: I asked people about their favorite porn genre that did well.
Speaker 1: But I was so focused on the music. I was
Speaker 1: just like, yo, it quickly fell off. The guy I
Speaker 1: was filming it, he didn't want to do it, So
Speaker 1: I was like, all right, cool, and last year August
Speaker 1: I decided to just pick it back up and just
Speaker 1: run with it. So have you ever been stopped in
Speaker 1: the street like, um, like for permits or anything? Permits? No?
Speaker 1: So I recently started doing man on the street stuff.
Speaker 1: That's what it's called for my TV show, And I'm
Speaker 1: not going front. I had no idea, Like you have
Speaker 1: to block out the time and day if you have
Speaker 1: a crew out there, like you gotta be really low
Speaker 1: key about the ship, like you have to make sure
Speaker 1: that the city knows that you're gonna be there ship
Speaker 1: like that, right, So mind you, I'm doing Outlander ship
Speaker 1: like you too. I'm like, have you ever sucked a
Speaker 1: dick from the back? And like policea turning around and
Speaker 1: like the camera you gotta show them like no, we
Speaker 1: can be here from five to six, thank you, Like
Speaker 1: it's a whole fucking thing. But with yours, I'm like,
Speaker 1: your ship is so fucking wild, somebody gonna see your
Speaker 1: grass one day. My ship is super low key. Um,
Speaker 1: I don't have a cruise, just two of us out there,
Speaker 1: and for the most part it's it's quiet. It's not
Speaker 1: people sign like consent forms um no, but we usually
Speaker 1: do like on on the video, feel like you can
Speaker 1: happen for the White Dud they got pissted on Which
Speaker 1: one was that? Which one was that? I mean, I
Speaker 1: don't know. I'm sorry. They may not. They may have
Speaker 1: been on binary, but there was a person they went
Speaker 1: to a dungeon, got paid on saw that. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: he was like, there's a lot of fluid around. That
Speaker 1: was fun. What do you think is the wildest ship
Speaker 1: you've heard since doing your show? When I heard so,
Speaker 1: it's probably there's a few. It was probably that story
Speaker 1: about the DUNGEI And there was another one with the
Speaker 1: girl that the girl that she was serious. I don't
Speaker 1: know either. That was the wild ass ship, Like what
Speaker 1: would your ex have to do to make you so
Speaker 1: fucking angry that you fuck one of his parents. I
Speaker 1: can tell you right now. Let me elaborate what I
Speaker 1: actually can tell you right now. Who decided to go
Speaker 1: fun that old white bitch named Maggie. No, no, wait,
Speaker 1: there's more. What I'm saying is that's not just nothing.
Speaker 1: The nigga kept lining in line, in line for years,
Speaker 1: and then it all unfolded on pat And the reason
Speaker 1: there's a Patreon episode called He's Dead to Me Because
Speaker 1: he's dead to me a white woman, Maggie, So you
Speaker 1: would suck his mama or daddy because he funked the
Speaker 1: white woman one hundred, not just the white one. White
Speaker 1: women he did not know seven hundred. I say probably.
Speaker 1: I mean, would you happened about five boyfriends? Why you
Speaker 1: had him? To excuse me? He asked a proper question,
Speaker 1: is was Maggie fire? That was really why I was upsetting?
Speaker 1: Would you admit if she was fired? Broke? He had
Speaker 1: mad bitches that was fired, mad bitches that was fired?
Speaker 1: But bitches? He cheats on me with this. Why but
Speaker 1: you said seven seven hundred of them? How many were fired?
Speaker 1: Every ex girlfriend he's had was a battye? Okay? What
Speaker 1: he does is decide like funk with these girls that
Speaker 1: are just really bottomed. You know what, can I ask
Speaker 1: because we got two men in the room, I don't
Speaker 1: understand why. Okay, but also a good look, but also
Speaker 1: way way await because maybe there's something there's maybe there's
Speaker 1: a logic to it clearly beyond they got cheated on.
Speaker 1: So here we go. Why do men cheat down? When
Speaker 1: they do cheat instead of cheating up? See? Are you
Speaker 1: getting your numbers off? Like? What is I don't think
Speaker 1: they care about that. I don't really think it's numbers
Speaker 1: off for me. I mean, I don't cheat. I would
Speaker 1: think that it's because of accessibility. I don't cheat. Maybe
Speaker 1: it's just like something quick to get. It's just like
Speaker 1: a new pussy thing. Yeah, exactly. So you don't care
Speaker 1: what the body or face looks like attached to it's me.
Speaker 1: I'm just saying it might be that what's it called that?
Speaker 1: It can just be that they know they're just easy
Speaker 1: to get. That's it. He looks like he got a
Speaker 1: girl off of an extra of Dawson's creaker. You know what,
Speaker 1: don't tell me they look like oh girl on Handmad's tail.
Speaker 1: That is one of the ugliest lead character. White women.
Speaker 1: I don't know, white girl that was in his uh
Speaker 1: in his house. It's just like they'll have something like
Speaker 1: titties or as they'd be like, I'm like, that's all
Speaker 1: they really need for the pussy? Do you need? Just
Speaker 1: with something to lose too? For me, that's another thing,
Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying, Because if I go out
Speaker 1: somewhere and people know that you're my man in because
Speaker 1: I'm out here and we fucked bitches together, you can't
Speaker 1: also be the same niggative fucking girls like that, Like nah,
Speaker 1: because when you fuck bust downs, it makes me look
Speaker 1: like my man will take anything, and I won't take anything.
Speaker 1: So it's just not working for me. See that was
Speaker 1: weird because for me with my relationship, like we would
Speaker 1: go to sex clubs, right, and we also just knew
Speaker 1: that we both had different like taste in women, Like
Speaker 1: I knew even some of the women he dealt with
Speaker 1: in the past, and I knew that I was an anomaly.
Speaker 1: I looked like none of the girls he always wanted
Speaker 1: to suck in the clubs, and I looked like none
Speaker 1: of them. Having a different look doesn't mean you're not
Speaker 1: beautiful now they were to me, they were my type.
Speaker 1: I feel like that. And again, but it's different from
Speaker 1: them being a floor. But it's also why it looks
Speaker 1: so subjective. I don't know if to me, his site
Speaker 1: was just different. I didn't even wanna. I don't even
Speaker 1: want to suck they titties. I was like, I didn't
Speaker 1: want to suck their girls. That's sounded like a basic
Speaker 1: what a basic one. I wouldn't have sucked they did.
Speaker 1: You wouldn't even suck they titties because we in the
Speaker 1: sect club. You're really beautiful. I'm making out with you,
Speaker 1: I'm stroking you, and I'm gonna eat your pussy. The
Speaker 1: girls that he liked, that's why we always would just
Speaker 1: part ways, like you go that way, I'm gonna go
Speaker 1: find my girlfriend for tonight. I just I like black girls.
Speaker 1: I mean the same. But I think the other issue
Speaker 1: too for me is like if I continually find out
Speaker 1: you fucking white bitches, like at this point when here
Speaker 1: they there was like an Indian one time there was
Speaker 1: the exotical, like the white euro type of bitches. But
Speaker 1: that's because we also be an intercept w I mean, see,
Speaker 1: I think that when you have someone that keeps cheating
Speaker 1: you with the same type. You know what I'm saying,
Speaker 1: You're like, what are you doing? And it's you mean
Speaker 1: like when white when black men, especially of his caliber,
Speaker 1: are fucking when white girls consistently over and over and over,
Speaker 1: I'm like, you've given stuff, Like what's going on? Like
Speaker 1: you must want this proximity to them at some point,
Speaker 1: Like I don't want to hear that they're easier ship
Speaker 1: anymore because I got plenty of black home girls as
Speaker 1: fine as fun and hose, So what the fund is
Speaker 1: going on? Probably he probably into race play stop not
Speaker 1: giving may no. If I found out he was playing
Speaker 1: runaway slave, would you be mad at that? We would
Speaker 1: go right now and being like delete all love it
Speaker 1: from the black effect, take that nigger's name out. You
Speaker 1: would be mad if you found out he was he
Speaker 1: wanted to be a slave and called die him nigger.
Speaker 1: What do you think he would allow that? Actually, I'm
Speaker 1: not gonna I don't think he would. I don't think
Speaker 1: he would. But at the same time, I can't understand
Speaker 1: how you keep going back when you let you let
Speaker 1: something slide, when you horny, It's like how many times
Speaker 1: you told him not to touch your hair. Maybe that's
Speaker 1: it because they're here to be done and then white
Speaker 1: girls will let you suck it up. Okay, it ain't
Speaker 1: about he's telling him not to touch my hair because
Speaker 1: I always got knotless. So we cool because I know
Speaker 1: he's probably stick of the braids a little bit. You
Speaker 1: think every time I'd come home on a sew and
Speaker 1: he'd be like, yo, you switched it up. Probably looked
Speaker 1: like that, bitch Sarah. That's probably why you like um. Anyway,
Speaker 1: let's get into the icebreaker questions I have for you.
Speaker 1: So number one, I feel like this is super easy
Speaker 1: and you may have heard it before. Would you suck
Speaker 1: a dick to save your mom? Absolutely not? My mom
Speaker 1: got you die? You said your mama gotta die? You
Speaker 1: really wouldn't suck a dick to save your mama? Like
Speaker 1: what about if you just had to like spit on
Speaker 1: it and liken listen, I will help them kill her? Yea, Yo,
Speaker 1: you gotta chill. You have got the chill that would know.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna know I live with that. Wait wait wait
Speaker 1: wait wait, I'm wait wait wait wait wait wait what
Speaker 1: if why did you come There's no one wouldn't you
Speaker 1: come up with this question, Bro, she got that ship
Speaker 1: for me? This ship you don't remember that I was
Speaker 1: about it was appropriate since you've asked the question before,
Speaker 1: maybe well we should insert the clip later. But your
Speaker 1: man said he would do anything for his mom, so
Speaker 1: you would not. I would not. And I love my
Speaker 1: mother to death. She means a round of me. But
Speaker 1: you don't love your mother to death. You would kill
Speaker 1: all right, here's another question. What about if we completely
Speaker 1: removed the masculinity from it and you suck the dick
Speaker 1: from someone that had genitals, that was a penis, but
Speaker 1: it was a baddie. No, no, all right, what about
Speaker 1: would you get show sick dick sucked? What about your ask? Eight?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, so am no no about a girl. No,
Speaker 1: we're not talking about no sex stuff with man. No,
Speaker 1: no women. You gotta watch you got no, you gotta
Speaker 1: watch this Netflix dot. So I just started watching it.
Speaker 1: But it's about a serial killer who was really into
Speaker 1: sodomy and this uh, he had a guy over his house.
Speaker 1: They were playing pool, the other guy, the other friends
Speaker 1: left and he was like, I'll be right back, sat
Speaker 1: him down in front of porn, came back, click click,
Speaker 1: gun to his head. Literally just to see psychologically what
Speaker 1: he would do. This was how he got off and
Speaker 1: he was like, either you suck my dick or I
Speaker 1: suck yours. Pick one and he was like no, and
Speaker 1: he literally sat and the guy started crying. He was like, man,
Speaker 1: just just joking and started laughing. Nigga fell asleep, woke up.
Speaker 1: There was a knife to his neck while he was
Speaker 1: filling his side and was like, I'm gonna test you again,
Speaker 1: like let me suck your dick or you suck mine,
Speaker 1: and was literally putting these niggas like what about if
Speaker 1: you died? What have a nigga put a gun to
Speaker 1: your head and said, I'm blow your brains out if
Speaker 1: you don't suck my dick. Sorry. It was also Serial
Speaker 1: Killer Ships Netflix. No, you crazy. I wouldn't. I wouldn't
Speaker 1: head out to the neck, Lucia, I want to go
Speaker 1: to the knife stage. Uh so I'm to make it
Speaker 1: my cousin had to leave Jamaica. Maybe they don't do
Speaker 1: I mean I don't do that. They don't do I
Speaker 1: get it now, like it's deep rooted. Okay, we'll move on,
Speaker 1: we get we get where this is going. Next question,
Speaker 1: this is our favorite one of horrible decisions to ask.
Speaker 1: Guess suck toes or eat ass? Oh? Ship? Um? Both?
Speaker 1: But you like both of them? You like feet? Yeah?
Speaker 1: What kind of feat you like? This? Ain't even nasty?
Speaker 1: Do you like when they're like long and you could
Speaker 1: like suck them? Like? Um, this I can't give you?
Speaker 1: Like what kind you're like a whole foot in your
Speaker 1: mouth or like toe to toe? Toe to toe? You
Speaker 1: know what that's similar to what you have? One to
Speaker 1: your mouth? Yeah? Specific now we're eating. Ask doesn't need
Speaker 1: to be shower fresh or you're just a nasty you
Speaker 1: don't give a fuck. It depends and all it is
Speaker 1: if it's like you know, if it's my shorty could
Speaker 1: be at the gym, not the way that coffee came
Speaker 1: out of me this morning, you would not. It could
Speaker 1: be out the gym. No, no, no, if you took
Speaker 1: a ship, I'm not about to eat your aster. You
Speaker 1: take a ship, but you don't know that obviously it
Speaker 1: ain't gotta be shower first. Have you ever seen little
Speaker 1: two particles? She knows, so you've never seen tissue particles?
Speaker 1: When you went down dingle berries? No? Do you ever
Speaker 1: taste a little v because I feel like I tasted
Speaker 1: a little people, I tasted a little for show. I
Speaker 1: feel like eating a little pussy. Have you it's a
Speaker 1: little it's a little taniny. You've never tasted people. I
Speaker 1: mean if even in a sex club, I ain't taste. No,
Speaker 1: had to be the sex club. That was it. If
Speaker 1: you ain't pussy and cheat, you know, because most of
Speaker 1: the other girls, I feel like a pussy is like
Speaker 1: at the pool or like we were doing some extravagant
Speaker 1: just drunk wild party. Ship, he tasted like chlorine puss.
Speaker 1: I watched Andy sweit in her mouth at a pool. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's what I'm saying. I like, I like sing with
Speaker 1: bitches bottom and we were on it. I mean, granted
Speaker 1: it was a sex club, Colorine killing all the giants,
Speaker 1: that's what Colorine. Do believe? I've heard this bitch say
Speaker 1: so much. Ship. When I saw her put that foot
Speaker 1: in ther mouth, I said, bro, we are six years
Speaker 1: into this show, ain't that. What's a little ass in
Speaker 1: a little to you don't know what? Like I ate
Speaker 1: as in front of twenty five people like you, actually
Speaker 1: as it was my ex that was held yes at
Speaker 1: the sex club, and put my face right and in
Speaker 1: the whole room around us watched what's like the most
Speaker 1: amount of people you eat as in froom. I mean,
Speaker 1: if I like Weld's selling out two Knights back to back,
Speaker 1: imagine if you put your face in the ass like
Speaker 1: we could do great. Actually you've probably done that. You'd
Speaker 1: be doing a lot, but you ain't. You drank titty
Speaker 1: milk out of a bitch of titty like that a
Speaker 1: strangers titty. She was like, is it warm? Let me
Speaker 1: see yet. I don't think I stuck it out the nipple.
Speaker 1: It was frauded. So you were fraud I don't know.
Speaker 1: You let everyone know. Look, I just could not believe
Speaker 1: it was hot. I know, but like I know, we
Speaker 1: know this now, but as a first timer of like
Speaker 1: tasting restment, I was like, holy sh it, that was
Speaker 1: the number one thing I remember. It was like warm,
Speaker 1: like your coffee was mice cubes. That's the best form
Speaker 1: of milk. Maybe because honestly, from all the molly I
Speaker 1: did when I was raving back then, I feel like
Speaker 1: it might bring back some cognitive ship give me up. No,
Speaker 1: the titty milk the old mill came in doing ship bitch.
Speaker 1: I forgot we had to record today. You didn't know
Speaker 1: what oh, I didn't forget that I was early therapist me.
Speaker 1: Oh no, I just she didn't remember. I told her
Speaker 1: last therapy session that we had this record. That's not
Speaker 1: nasty to me. No, I mean, like would say it's nasty.
Speaker 1: So like freaking freaking freaking thing I did, would you
Speaker 1: considers freaky? Um, that's right, that's regulars. Definitely not you
Speaker 1: know what I mean, that's regulars. But I mean I
Speaker 1: den'd to view a lot of people, so be like
Speaker 1: yo a lot Sometimes people like yo people freaky is funny, though,
Speaker 1: I mean it is kind of freaky. So and I
Speaker 1: shared that I do want to suck uh daddy and
Speaker 1: a son. But I did two brothers, um, and one
Speaker 1: of them I actually took the virginia. Yeah, that was
Speaker 1: why I thought you lost your virginity to him. You
Speaker 1: took his virginia. I took his virginity. And you know, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: I sucked him separately, which is crazy because I thought,
Speaker 1: you know, they brothers, they got to be hanging the
Speaker 1: same nupe one was really one was much smaller than
Speaker 1: the other. This sounds mad, Yeah, you don the sky
Speaker 1: blue is your sweatshirt? G I damn it new York.
Speaker 1: Some women don't like, you know, super big. I'm not
Speaker 1: gonna like a lot of my friends like small dicks.
Speaker 1: They do not small, know they say small a medium?
Speaker 1: Can you take that? Ain't nobody this big? I want
Speaker 1: to do it. You wouldn't do it? No, if if
Speaker 1: you right now, I give you all the money on
Speaker 1: my account. I cannot deep know you know what. But
Speaker 1: I like him big, like I like what. I just
Speaker 1: want to feel full. I don't like when it feels
Speaker 1: like there's a room to go. No, I've never seen you, Latino, dude.
Speaker 1: I dated the one that left me for Jesus. His
Speaker 1: dick was about this girl like a coke can. That's
Speaker 1: how he's calling coke can. And it was like really
Speaker 1: hard to put in my mouth. But I loved trying.
Speaker 1: Now I'm not gonna lie. I don't like sucking big dicks.
Speaker 1: Hate it. But y'all hurt now what we're doing, and
Speaker 1: I feel like I ain't doing nothing, So I feel
Speaker 1: like a little bitch. So no, but it's like I
Speaker 1: like to big dicks, but I ain't stuck in a
Speaker 1: big dick. I'll go I'll just go straight down to
Speaker 1: the balls and just stroke that thing. I ain't hurt
Speaker 1: my bidle one to save your mom's life. D P
Speaker 1: or DV, that's not gonna save you gonna do either
Speaker 1: one without mama life on the line. What do you
Speaker 1: mean to say? What like you need more context from
Speaker 1: your mom's life. You said you wouldn't suck a dick.
Speaker 1: Would you do a DP with a girl? That's what
Speaker 1: I'm saying. Yeah, girl, but you'd have to DP, so
Speaker 1: is me and another guy? Yeah, oh yeah. Would you
Speaker 1: do a DV double vaginal to save the life of
Speaker 1: your mama? Then dick is gonna be rubbing? Oh my god,
Speaker 1: you ain't gotta put one in your mouth this time. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but it's still it's a little oh you know what DP.
Speaker 1: You're gonna feel it anyway because yeah, yeah, but it's
Speaker 1: a different separate holes barrier, separate holes, it's separate holes. Fine,
Speaker 1: there's there's yeah, double vaginal. Seen it? He did interview
Speaker 1: some more so you ever had no I've never had
Speaker 1: two men at the same time. I've had DV with
Speaker 1: a toy. Yeah wait was he was? He big? It
Speaker 1: stretched me open, bitch, But I used my little deal
Speaker 1: though I didn't use like the big deal though but
Speaker 1: little was it. I liked it was cool. It was
Speaker 1: probably more on mental fee. Yeah it was. It was
Speaker 1: a lot of work. You like, you have to relax
Speaker 1: so they can slipping out. No, not that it's slipped out.
Speaker 1: You gotta relax just for it to go in. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't know my legs like, I feel like it
Speaker 1: was cute. You know, I'm not going to front. I
Speaker 1: had sex recently with someone Neil and condom did It's
Speaker 1: been It's been like a minute since I've had sex
Speaker 1: with a big dick with a condom. I'm like, this, nig,
Speaker 1: you're gonna take a my pussy drive bro, Like I
Speaker 1: was like, you just gotta have loop. No, No, I know,
Speaker 1: but I know it dick was gonna be big. He's
Speaker 1: just like real chill and like timid. Those we don't
Speaker 1: ones with the big dick, I know, and that should
Speaker 1: have knew it was the ones that don't talks. When
Speaker 1: I saw it, honestly, I laughed a little bit. I'm
Speaker 1: already you left it like, look you chilluck, bro. You
Speaker 1: know it is always a negative eight pushing person. I
Speaker 1: should I thought it was gonna be thick. I know
Speaker 1: it's gonna be big and a little turned. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: now that sounds painful. First we were already high, so like,
Speaker 1: you know how your pussy in his wetters. And I
Speaker 1: was kind of pissed because I was like, damn, I
Speaker 1: should be flowing. And I'm really upset because now I
Speaker 1: have to have this condom, big curve, thick, juicy dick,
Speaker 1: and now my pussy gonna like it. Ain't talking about
Speaker 1: ship and you know house. You know he had a
Speaker 1: big dick because niggas with big dicks know that they
Speaker 1: need to take your time. I saw his dick. I said, okay,
Speaker 1: wait wait he stretched out, Okay, I need to stretch
Speaker 1: me out first. I'm like, give me a moment. I
Speaker 1: was like, I can't get on top. And he was
Speaker 1: like it's cool. Oh yeah, that's the thing. Ain't the
Speaker 1: big dicks I ain't getting if you just sitting there
Speaker 1: holding this big dick, just letting it get a few in.
Speaker 1: Are you okay? And that's big dick talk. I was like, yes,
Speaker 1: like Lama's class. Like now in the morning, I'm getting brave, right,
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, I'm gonna take this dick. So I
Speaker 1: went in the bathroom and I'm talking about pussy like this,
Speaker 1: we're gonna get this ship. I did a quick stretch
Speaker 1: or whatever. Nothing. I tried to bend over. I tried,
Speaker 1: I tried, I tried. Now I gotta get a new loop.
Speaker 1: I don't even really have blue because I ain't had
Speaker 1: a dick like that in a long time. Really, what's
Speaker 1: the point, especially when you got super Soaker ship. The
Speaker 1: dick was too big, it was soaking all the juice up.
Speaker 1: But now it was the condom. It was the condom,
Speaker 1: which is the terrible part because now I gotta sit
Speaker 1: here and figure out, like, do I commit to this big?
Speaker 1: Of course? You off? Wait what that is the worst
Speaker 1: of you? I feel like it's it's giving. Maybe you
Speaker 1: guys do that in Saint Luke Shake. Unlike the White
Speaker 1: Holes the old baby Bucket got Shi to lose, bitch
Speaker 1: nigga want first it was France that I was gonna
Speaker 1: be the white holes Old Bay was were gonna be
Speaker 1: hearing that for the next Maggie husband could be watching this,
Speaker 1: and I hope her asks get caught. How about Dad?
Speaker 1: I mean they're in Australia, but you never look at you.
Speaker 1: You're giving the continent. I don't give a funk and
Speaker 1: them two kids. I hope all that details coming out.
Speaker 1: Do you think I care if I'm being this fucking
Speaker 1: flagrant everything Maggie could get it. I'm not fucking exposing
Speaker 1: my exit that white baggie let me see ye I'm
Speaker 1: gone the picture. Yeah, I gotta see if she's trash,
Speaker 1: but you could she's not trash. You said she bought them.
Speaker 1: Here's bid forty is like you like Mills? Yeah, I
Speaker 1: don't really like young Chicken. See, she's rich, so that's
Speaker 1: probably what's the younger. Maybe it's her money that she
Speaker 1: on her boyfriend. Probably like probably the youngest. I probably
Speaker 1: do like thirty, okay, but that's that's on the young Okay.
Speaker 1: I'm a lot of I have a lot of guy
Speaker 1: friends now, even in there like late twenties that won't
Speaker 1: deal with any women in their twenties. I can't do it.
Speaker 1: I can't even have a conversation like your youth. You
Speaker 1: don't see you what you do with that? Yeah? Are
Speaker 1: you do you want to do? You ain't? Just no
Speaker 1: new words? All right? This is our Vanilla Ship for
Speaker 1: the week. If you've never listened to our show, Vanilla
Speaker 1: Ship is a sex in the news type story. So
Speaker 1: I found this on Hollywood Unlocked. A husband created a
Speaker 1: sex set schedule to satisfy his nine wives. Did you
Speaker 1: see this? No? I didn't. A Brazilian polygamist who married
Speaker 1: nine women created a set schedule in order to meet
Speaker 1: the needs of each wife. He is legally married to
Speaker 1: one of them, Luanna, and the stabish relationships with eight
Speaker 1: other women to protest the country's band on polygamy. So
Speaker 1: he claims all of them have crazy sexual needs and
Speaker 1: at any cost he is willing to fulfill them. So
Speaker 1: at first he had all of the women set up appointments,
Speaker 1: but then he realized it was difficult because the timetables
Speaker 1: cause problems because it seemed like it was too much
Speaker 1: about a schedule, and then not for pleasure, and then
Speaker 1: sometimes yeah, I ain't gonna nigga who sent me a
Speaker 1: calendarie link? That's difficult. But also like if you watch
Speaker 1: Big Love on HBO, do you remember that show? It
Speaker 1: was like years ago it came out, but he kind
Speaker 1: of had and most polygamists have like Monday Tuesday with
Speaker 1: this wife, Wednesday Thursday or whatever. But he said that
Speaker 1: when he did the schedule, he would have sex with
Speaker 1: one wife and think about another wife because it made
Speaker 1: it too difficult. Rotation became overwhelming. So now he has
Speaker 1: a go with the flow type arrangement where they can
Speaker 1: all be in bed. His wives don't mind sharing. Um,
Speaker 1: some of them experienced jealousy when he shows favoritism to
Speaker 1: one person by getting an expensive gift something like that.
Speaker 1: But the reason that he's able to afford all these
Speaker 1: wives is because they have an only fans where his
Speaker 1: wives have exclusive content of their intimate conquest. They have
Speaker 1: about seventy three thousand dollars in USD that they're making
Speaker 1: a month from the platform. Good, but wait, between eight people,
Speaker 1: that's only less than ten thousand each. But they probably
Speaker 1: share in one house, so that's where the you think
Speaker 1: one house is housing nine women depends. Okay, Actually that's fair.
Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying is well, the only thing good
Speaker 1: about if they're all close within vicinity, they should all
Speaker 1: be synced up with periods so at least everybody gets
Speaker 1: And it's funny you imagine the kids, because here's the thing.
Speaker 1: One wife maybe leaving because she said she's letting her
Speaker 1: jealousy compromise the marriage, but he actually wants to have
Speaker 1: a child with each of the women. He said he
Speaker 1: thinks it's unfair to only have children with one or
Speaker 1: two of them. That Nick Cannon I was thinking about,
Speaker 1: and I was like, you know what if Nick Cannon said,
Speaker 1: funk whiling out everything there's maybe got his little side
Speaker 1: from the franchise and he got to funk all the
Speaker 1: batties that he got kids with. I would watch it, bro,
Speaker 1: and I would pay. I already paid for miss being Nasty.
Speaker 1: I paid for Lendon the plug mainly because I want
Speaker 1: to see what Adam's dick looks like. Just just the truth.
Speaker 1: It's big. It's out there for free to know. I mean,
Speaker 1: I just like watching, especially when you know somebody and
Speaker 1: you're like, I can see your penis. I'm I'm gonna pay.
Speaker 1: And you know, I didn't even think white men had
Speaker 1: big dicks. They got fat ones. Bro, Yeah, that was
Speaker 1: interesting and not they don't make it a blanket saman
Speaker 1: for white. The one I didn't seen it was fattest.
Speaker 1: But remember Jeeves, Bro, they still transparent that dick was here.
Speaker 1: Look like the little thing that come out the dog
Speaker 1: girls know it. When you got a middle Eastern white one,
Speaker 1: they got they brown. It's not a Middle Eastern white one.
Speaker 1: You're talking about a white passing Middle Eastern. That's way
Speaker 1: different than the Middle. There's no Middle Eastern white spicy white.
Speaker 1: Got yo, think about nipples when you funk with white girls,
Speaker 1: they got pink nipples when you felt with white girls,
Speaker 1: that would be like spicy white and ship. Don't think
Speaker 1: up speaking up real quick, war my camera, Benny, Fuck you, Benny.
Speaker 1: Do you know Benny was shocked to know that I
Speaker 1: had brown nipples? He's the round nipples, brown nippleson we're
Speaker 1: fucking black girls. Don't do it? Is like no. Vinny
Speaker 1: was so shocked that my nipples were not pink because
Speaker 1: they were like showing. He was like, do paste he's on?
Speaker 1: I said no. He was like, oh, I said, those
Speaker 1: are my nipples. Then he literally looked at me in
Speaker 1: light when we were just in light, was like, I
Speaker 1: did not know your nipples were brown? So I was
Speaker 1: I thought offended. Brown brown are like dark brown. Don't
Speaker 1: do that. They darker in that little They're darker than that,
Speaker 1: not brown, they're darker than this table. Yeah, I got like,
Speaker 1: so you can actually see diariola? Yes, yes, No, I
Speaker 1: like when you can't see it a little bit too.
Speaker 1: So you like white women? No, I mean I like
Speaker 1: all women. No women. My man tread lightly. Alright, Maggie
Speaker 1: got the face crazy. You know when they lend into
Speaker 1: the whole city and you're like, I love that. I
Speaker 1: forgot that. When it's blends in, it's like I don't
Speaker 1: have We will not sleep. All right, let's get into
Speaker 1: the hord derve. Our horrid derve is our sex tip.
Speaker 1: We usually throw it to the guest, but um, I
Speaker 1: do want you to have one to think of it.
Speaker 1: But I just want to give some tips out to
Speaker 1: this man that seems to be struggling. This is from
Speaker 1: a spiritual word Instagram. Someone sent me this. I posted it.
Speaker 1: People reply, you are disgusting. So this comes from a
Speaker 1: black man because I did think this was WPS. But no,
Speaker 1: that's not just white people should he says, and I quote.
Speaker 1: My girlfriend never seems to wash before I give her oral.
Speaker 1: I noticed that every time I go down to my girlfriend,
Speaker 1: she's a bit ripe. I haven't brought it up because
Speaker 1: I don't want to hurt her feelings. But this morning
Speaker 1: she was really really smelly, and I don't mind if
Speaker 1: it smells a bit funky. In fact, I like it.
Speaker 1: We were both really into it this morning, so I
Speaker 1: kept going because she was enjoying it so much. I
Speaker 1: feel like, because I've never mentioned it, she must think
Speaker 1: I like it. But this morning it was extra pungent,
Speaker 1: and she has really big lips m and I noticed
Speaker 1: she gets a big grouelie. Does anyone know what gruey is?
Speaker 1: Grueley is when like It's a term for when you
Speaker 1: get creamy, like opulation fluid um. But this morning it
Speaker 1: was like stale piss and a bit like prawns. I
Speaker 1: felt like it was kind of gross, but I would food.
Speaker 1: It's giving, it's given hot. I'm not sure what to do,
Speaker 1: but I was mega turned on. It seems gross, but
Speaker 1: I'm actually turned on by her so massively, and I
Speaker 1: love giving her head. And I asked her if she
Speaker 1: wanted to shower before we do it, but she prefers
Speaker 1: to shower after. It's a fair enough argument to me
Speaker 1: because she has to clean up. She also says she
Speaker 1: gets around by her own sent which I think is
Speaker 1: kind of hot, but not sure because I feel dirty
Speaker 1: when I do it anyway, so I thought this was
Speaker 1: obviously insane. But let's talk about the nigga that wrote
Speaker 1: me in Agreeans. He said, I get it. I also
Speaker 1: like it was a little bit of funk and mustard too,
Speaker 1: But there are limits, maybe maybe a shower before giving
Speaker 1: Oregon mustard is white mustard. But now that he said mustard,
Speaker 1: it's not giving that. It's the taste of mustard. Maybe
Speaker 1: he was talking about the cream mix with piss. Oh
Speaker 1: he's talking about But did he say, have you ever
Speaker 1: three read it again? He said, mustard smell. Think about
Speaker 1: when you put when you're squeezing the mustard and you
Speaker 1: can smell it. That's nasty. That's that'sn't even about mustard.
Speaker 1: Mustard is white people. Here's what's crazy. Mustard is white people.
Speaker 1: Ship if it ain't. If it ain't, I like spicy
Speaker 1: you mustard. You're half white. This doesn't count for us.
Speaker 1: But you cannot talk about me when you be talking
Speaker 1: about mayonnaise and I don't be mayonnaise. And a mayonnaise
Speaker 1: is good too. I don't know what. It's gotta be
Speaker 1: a little bit of male, but I like our cream.
Speaker 1: Now I ain't gonn hold if that's giving Mexican tastes,
Speaker 1: put it on a taco honey mustard honey mustards. No,
Speaker 1: it is not mud mustard's. It's definitely muster a honey
Speaker 1: is I thought just shut and they just added the honey.
Speaker 1: I do think it, but I like Dijon. But you
Speaker 1: know why though, because I've been to France. This is
Speaker 1: what's going on. I'm so sorry about it. Okay, haven't
Speaker 1: been to Turks. Yeah, okay, you preferred France over text,
Speaker 1: you know. I just I just just say we But no,
Speaker 1: you ain't been a Singapore. You ain't been to Vietnam.
Speaker 1: You ain't been in Cambodia. Don't let me listen all
Speaker 1: the countries that I've been, Saint. I ain't been to
Speaker 1: South Aroatia, who the past, Nigeria, MISRAELI my dad, Bali,
Speaker 1: I've been to Tel Aviv and Jerusalem. He should we
Speaker 1: get it, Bali? Mandy, I think, I think if you
Speaker 1: going to keep going, Mandy, you live ben Asian chopping
Speaker 1: on so Japan? Have you been there? Hen on a layover? Anyway?
Speaker 1: All the hord derve is for me is to teach
Speaker 1: you how to clean your pussy. I read a thread
Speaker 1: recently on bathing Um that I thought was very basic.
Speaker 1: But I do think we need to go over these
Speaker 1: tips only because at a twenty year old come up
Speaker 1: to me at Black on the Black in l A
Speaker 1: saying that I changed her life and she's been listening
Speaker 1: to us for three years. That's insane because she was twenty.
Speaker 1: So I do feel like there are people that have
Speaker 1: been listening to this show for years and years and years,
Speaker 1: and maybe we have conversations about things. So I'm here
Speaker 1: to tell you, first off, okay, embarrassing. I don't care.
Speaker 1: I'm thirty one years old. I've had b V before,
Speaker 1: I've had an east infection before. Things have happened to
Speaker 1: my body and I didn't know what was happening, So
Speaker 1: let's talk about it. When I've had b V or
Speaker 1: anything or any kind of u T I generally it's
Speaker 1: always come from like in the pool or staying in
Speaker 1: a web bathing suit. If a bitch goes on a yacht,
Speaker 1: I'll be like, oh shit, because you're sitting there three
Speaker 1: days after this. You're sitting in wet underwear right basically,
Speaker 1: so it's just moisture being trapped in there. Like these
Speaker 1: things happen, So there's ways to take care of your body,
Speaker 1: for one. For me, if you know you've got a
Speaker 1: sensitive pussy or something like that, and you do you
Speaker 1: know what I'm saying, it's giving rich nigga. You're jumping
Speaker 1: on off the boat. Swap it out a little bit, bitch.
Speaker 1: Put the skirt back on, take the draws off, because
Speaker 1: your pussy staying dry means that there's nothing, there's no
Speaker 1: build up creating there, and maybe that's why a lot
Speaker 1: of 'all are getting bev in the gym. If I
Speaker 1: go home, I changed my underwear immediately, so I'm not
Speaker 1: sitting on the fucking subway with those fucking wet ass
Speaker 1: what do you panties like? All of that ship sucks
Speaker 1: up your pH And the older you get, the more
Speaker 1: you learn how to take care of your body. And
Speaker 1: luckily I know all about my micro flora when we
Speaker 1: had Dr Kim come here and shipped like that. But
Speaker 1: learning about your pussy is a process, so cleaning it
Speaker 1: for one. For one, open the lips, take your two
Speaker 1: fingers and open them up. When you said his girl
Speaker 1: had big lips, that means you probably have dirt. They
Speaker 1: can get trapped in there right. If you have any
Speaker 1: kind of discharge coming out of your pussy. It could
Speaker 1: probably build up to the inner corner of your lips,
Speaker 1: so watching the outside is not enough. Make sure you
Speaker 1: spread them. Also, when you're using soap to clean your pussy,
Speaker 1: don't shove it up your pussy. If you read any
Speaker 1: label a vaginal wash, it always talks about the exterior
Speaker 1: of your vagina. Self cleaning oven is actually a true
Speaker 1: fucking thing. But also in cleaning it, it's okay to
Speaker 1: use just your hands, Like if you're putting a wash
Speaker 1: cloth to wipe off all of the dirt on your
Speaker 1: body and then you're going you're like putting it right
Speaker 1: there the Loofah's like, you just need to make sure
Speaker 1: it's a clean close if you're gonna use it. But
Speaker 1: for your genitals, it is okay to use water sensitive
Speaker 1: pH wash. Don't put dove, don't put lever, two thousands,
Speaker 1: don't thousand, don't put that in your It smells if
Speaker 1: you can smell it, and it smells like flowers and
Speaker 1: persecuting you put. Don't put in your pists, literally, because
Speaker 1: if I gonna eat a pussy and it smells like
Speaker 1: a goddamn fucking bouquet of roses, I'm not eating because
Speaker 1: roses smell like boo. Okay, but you spread the trash
Speaker 1: cand with it all want it. I don't like pussy
Speaker 1: that smell too florally, No, hell no, I want pussy
Speaker 1: that smells like See, pussy smells great. So stop being
Speaker 1: afraid of your own set. All these rappers and all
Speaker 1: these smells great until it don't. Don't just say smell great,
Speaker 1: smell great. Still it don't great right now, saving them
Speaker 1: from getting it to the smell bad. No, that's what
Speaker 1: I'm saying, the smell bad. And what a lot of
Speaker 1: y'all don't realize is when you're putting all the flavors
Speaker 1: and sucking all the extra ship in your pussy trying
Speaker 1: to get is a smell good. Now you're building a
Speaker 1: bacteria that's never been there before. So maybe your pussy
Speaker 1: smells okay right now, But when that nikka does the
Speaker 1: test each your pussy and he hits the back, then
Speaker 1: flower's gonna turn into fish, and we don't want that.
Speaker 1: Cis it's giving a salmon, not salmans. Well like thee.
Speaker 1: Now back to the sex stip. Do you have any
Speaker 1: for ladies that for men men for ladies like it
Speaker 1: could be anything you can think of that you're really
Speaker 1: good at or sex. If you feel like people need
Speaker 1: to know ship, all I would say is just ladies.
Speaker 1: Please your nigga. If he likes some ship, do it.
Speaker 1: Even if you don't like to do it, do it. No,
Speaker 1: we don't do that kind of fucking advice is that
Speaker 1: if you don't like to do something, tell your partner
Speaker 1: doing But I don't want to do that. Here's what
Speaker 1: I'm saying right fences, Like, some women might not like
Speaker 1: to suck date for whatever reason, like some they might
Speaker 1: think is the grading or whatever. But I like my
Speaker 1: dick suck. So if we're in a relationship, you should
Speaker 1: have gotten in a relationship with a woman that don't
Speaker 1: want to suck your dick if you really just want
Speaker 1: your like, if you really have a suck like, that's
Speaker 1: not a relationship with someone that you should have got,
Speaker 1: not necessarily because did you come from mind? I think
Speaker 1: you're talking about compromise because I'm gonna be real with you.
Speaker 1: I don't know if old they loved to eat pussy, Okay,
Speaker 1: I feel like he was doing it, but like I know,
Speaker 1: when niggas can't stop eat my pussy, would I'll be
Speaker 1: in a car, maybe trying to put their fingers and
Speaker 1: it sucks. Like niggas love eating pussy. He just wasn't
Speaker 1: one of niggas. Well. Maybe maybe his tongue got tired
Speaker 1: from the other seven hundred No, I probably did. All
Speaker 1: I'm saying is like, obviously, just you know, please your partner.
Speaker 1: That's it, because if if you're acting like it's a
Speaker 1: chore and then it's just gonna make the ship weird.
Speaker 1: But that's what I'm saying. I think that compromise in
Speaker 1: the bedroom, Like if there's something that your partner doesn't like,
Speaker 1: I think that you need to lean into that as well.
Speaker 1: Like I'm not going to be with a partner who
Speaker 1: is telling me the one thing that he really likes
Speaker 1: I absolutely hate and don't want to do, like because
Speaker 1: they didn't take the enjoyment from me, and even having sex,
Speaker 1: and this is gonna make me not want to have
Speaker 1: sex because I know having sex is gonna tell me
Speaker 1: doing what I don't want to do. Yeah, but everybody's
Speaker 1: not gonna align fully my ex to the t. I
Speaker 1: think there's a middle ground of this. I don't think
Speaker 1: you should be doing something that you don't want to do,
Speaker 1: but like if you have a hard no, that's an though, right,
Speaker 1: Like from like if it's sucking in the ass, no,
Speaker 1: but sucking David had to tip in you know what
Speaker 1: I'm saying, Like if you don't like, ain't on someone
Speaker 1: like loving, ain't on, Like, don't force you up to
Speaker 1: do it. But if you're not a fan of did
Speaker 1: sucking too much? But you know someone loves it, like
Speaker 1: I get compromised from short Like, I think that's fair.
Speaker 1: I think that people should be compromising because sometimes you know,
Speaker 1: it can be that you'd want to seek it somewhere
Speaker 1: else because I ain't gonna lie, bitch. The first mouth
Speaker 1: I had on my pussy after him, I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: he's gonna like, OK, you just do it. Because he
Speaker 1: didn't want to do it, you felt insecurity and he
Speaker 1: never said no or anything like that, so that that
Speaker 1: was never the case. I just realized, like, if he
Speaker 1: knew I didn't want to fuck, that's when you want
Speaker 1: to eat my pussy. And I was like this, nick,
Speaker 1: but I'll still take it, you know, and I like
Speaker 1: and also that's not a complete like I won't get
Speaker 1: in a relationship with you if it's not your favorite
Speaker 1: thing on him in you you know what I'm saying,
Speaker 1: Like you said to me once or to all of us.
Speaker 1: I guess who listened that you don't really like head
Speaker 1: like that? No, so what if a nigga loved eating
Speaker 1: your pussy, would you let him do it because he
Speaker 1: loved it? I mean, I don't like. I just don't
Speaker 1: need it. It's not that I hate it, That's what
Speaker 1: I'm saying, especially when it's good though, Like it's not
Speaker 1: like I hate it. Like if there was something I
Speaker 1: absolutely hate it, like sucking my titties, leave them alone.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I hate it so no, like you
Speaker 1: hate it. I do not like people. And maybe because
Speaker 1: niggas be out here biting the ship that should be hurt.
Speaker 1: And my nipples get really tender, especially like the week
Speaker 1: before ovulation, dearing, well, dear, and I'm not sucking. But
Speaker 1: when I'm ovulating, like the whole week and a half before,
Speaker 1: my tips are really short. Don't touch them. You don't inlation. No,
Speaker 1: when I'm believing absolutely no period administruation, ovulation, administration, no ovulation.
Speaker 1: I'm just reallysed the word. Not like if you like
Speaker 1: sucking titties, you're gonna have to find another set of
Speaker 1: titties to suck. I really hate my hurt. Do you
Speaker 1: do you look at you nigga and nipples? I like
Speaker 1: play with him a little bit, Yeah yeah, I look
Speaker 1: remember stick nipples? Fuck you you really called that man that? No?
Speaker 1: Because when I wanted him to suck you from the back,
Speaker 1: he was like not because my nipples can't give. And
Speaker 1: this is a true story. Sugar daddy type though. Okay,
Speaker 1: he was this white man. He took me to the
Speaker 1: Hamptins and I was like, all, I don't get some fussy.
Speaker 1: But he was cute too though. So the first time
Speaker 1: we had sex, like I noticed he wanted me to
Speaker 1: touch his nipples, but I don't rely understand what's going on.
Speaker 1: So the second time I vividly remember because like it's
Speaker 1: almost like he wouldn't let me use my own hands,
Speaker 1: Like I put my hand my splits to come and
Speaker 1: he like brought it back up and I was like, okay,
Speaker 1: he get on my nerves. So then I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: let me turn over, and he was like, there's not
Speaker 1: really like stimulation for me there. If I'm here in
Speaker 1: the suddy from the back, I'll playing. Got to say,
Speaker 1: you should have played with his touch. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: I'm upset. I feel like dudes think I'm trying to
Speaker 1: be sexy. Wait when you do what? I touched on
Speaker 1: titty so much. I think niggas think I'm trying to
Speaker 1: get them off. It has nothing to do with them.
Speaker 1: I masturbated with two hands because I need one here
Speaker 1: and one here. That's wild. Ever since I got my titty,
Speaker 1: I mean they're ten years old, but or nine, but
Speaker 1: you gotta get him redone. So I don't know. I
Speaker 1: think it's like every years if they still fire you good. No, No,
Speaker 1: that is not how you know how like a water
Speaker 1: bottle can expire. It's because of the plastic or whatever.
Speaker 1: There's something about I've gummy beers, but it's something about
Speaker 1: I think the lining is where they have to change.
Speaker 1: You can get fat transfer and the titties. Now I
Speaker 1: heard so looking to that can get transferred to. They moved.
Speaker 1: They great, I'm getting the same ship. That doctor better
Speaker 1: still be alive because here doing the saved titty. He
Speaker 1: was old when I got him. Bumby, Like listen, Dr Greenberg,
Speaker 1: get a berg up. Anyway, I'm just saying I remember,
Speaker 1: ever since then, my titties were like out of control it. Okay,
Speaker 1: let's get into the home mail. Speaking of periods, this
Speaker 1: is from I don't remember us ever reading it, but
Speaker 1: for some reason, like you know, in the mailbox flips
Speaker 1: to like whatever. So this is what came up today
Speaker 1: and this is fucking crazy. Um. Here we go. First
Speaker 1: of all, I love y'all. Thank you for helping me
Speaker 1: find new ship from my sex life. Been with my
Speaker 1: man for ten years, started when we were seventeen. Having
Speaker 1: to grow mentally and sexually together has been a journey,
Speaker 1: but hearing women breaks it down is amazing. For instance,
Speaker 1: my toy and my pleasure with it should not make
Speaker 1: any man feel a type away and it helps so
Speaker 1: much um to learn that from you guys. And now
Speaker 1: he's even surprising me with new ones. Anyway, I have
Speaker 1: a friend who is telling me how her boyfriend loved
Speaker 1: watching her take her tampons out. He would want to
Speaker 1: go into the bathroom with her and it would turn
Speaker 1: him on. He would get upset when she wouldn't let
Speaker 1: him do it. Not sure if you've talked about this
Speaker 1: yet or heard anything like it, but I said, oh,
Speaker 1: this is some horrible decisionship that Wheezy needs to research.
Speaker 1: First of all, bitch, I don't know what did you
Speaker 1: be like him? Blood? We noticed already, but I like
Speaker 1: to fuck him up period. It doesn't mean I like blood.
Speaker 1: So I did try to research this trout nothing about
Speaker 1: men like watching it. All I could find was like
Speaker 1: period sex on porn hub. I have no idea what
Speaker 1: this shi it is, but I want to ask you.
Speaker 1: I've seen something about this you have, of course, I'm
Speaker 1: an official box owner. We talked about this on a
Speaker 1: hola hola hola holola. If you're shorty was turned on
Speaker 1: my blood and wanted you to watch or take it
Speaker 1: out before you all have periods sex. M yeah, I
Speaker 1: guess I'll watch. It's really don't really do nothing for me,
Speaker 1: though it wouldn't do nothing to me either. Yeah, but
Speaker 1: I mean if that's what she answered, then because to me,
Speaker 1: it's like so real quick huh. From Dr Mark Griffith's
Speaker 1: It's a blog, Um, there is a brief look into
Speaker 1: hamatophilia and sexualized tampon use. Yes, so there are other
Speaker 1: blogs that include paraphilic vampireism and menophilia. By the way,
Speaker 1: this is taking us back to original horrible decision stays.
Speaker 1: If you haven't We used to do Kink of the
Speaker 1: Week where all of these failures were like talked about, UM,
Speaker 1: but paraphilic, paraphilic, vampireism, menophilia, UM I eat a sexual
Speaker 1: paraphilia in which individuals derive sexual arousal from menstruating theme house. Um.
Speaker 1: There's also something that includes though sexualized use of tampons.
Speaker 1: Keep talking to him. I'm gonna find you. The only
Speaker 1: thing that I saw when I was looking it up
Speaker 1: were people that wanted to like suck on them and
Speaker 1: do crazy the tampon tampon Yeah, crazy as now. I'll
Speaker 1: tell you this. It's like a tampon to keep your
Speaker 1: mom a lit. She's going down. Damn. Now. We had
Speaker 1: Dante Nero on he said he took the tampon out
Speaker 1: with his teeth. Teeth. That's sucking nasty. You know. It
Speaker 1: makes me feel even worse because I don't wear tampons.
Speaker 1: I wear pads, and I feel like that's such like
Speaker 1: a less sexy thing. So if I had a nick
Speaker 1: that was like, yeah, we got yours on your parents, Yeah,
Speaker 1: just the clip, just the clip. And my ex girlfriend too,
Speaker 1: like if she was late day, I'm on the clip
Speaker 1: all day and no blood. I was trying to find that.
Speaker 1: I would like to read this story. But is crazy though, yeah,
Speaker 1: if it's if it's bloody. But like with my ex
Speaker 1: girls like she, it was the same time frame. Do
Speaker 1: you play with the tampon string? No, that's you do
Speaker 1: he moving to the side to side. No, she would
Speaker 1: take it out because we would scissors, so she would
Speaker 1: take it out. But I would just like stuck on
Speaker 1: the clip before we start saying I'm bro. So apparently
Speaker 1: they're called string lovers. Okay, here's the next real quick,
Speaker 1: I have a fetish for tampons. This is from white
Speaker 1: People Things dot com. It doesn't say it doesn't say
Speaker 1: the person's race. Okay, um, but he did sign string lover.
Speaker 1: I have a fetish for tampons. Lots of people think
Speaker 1: it's discussing, and a lot of girls especially, But since
Speaker 1: I was in junior high, I've been fascinated by girls
Speaker 1: periods and began sneaking into toilets at an early age
Speaker 1: to look, this isn't a yes, it is real. Hold On,
Speaker 1: there are cool spy cam videos of girls changing tampons.
Speaker 1: I love them. There wait, this is a porn category.
Speaker 1: Hold on, I found a good unisex bathroom in our building.
Speaker 1: Can go there and find fresh tampon. The idea that
Speaker 1: it was just in a girl's vagina and that she
Speaker 1: was sitting there slipping it out and a new one
Speaker 1: in turns me on and often masturbate. Sometimes there is
Speaker 1: blood on the bottom of the seat. I love mixtures
Speaker 1: of girls with the tampon string showing and having sex
Speaker 1: during my girlfriend's period. I found the site where girls
Speaker 1: discussed their periods, often in detail, day by day, and
Speaker 1: I like to read it. Please signed a string lover.
Speaker 1: String lover is crazy, bro, have a question. I hate horrible.
Speaker 1: I just wanted to be like I like knew. I
Speaker 1: thought we were just gonna laugh about it and be like,
Speaker 1: thanks for watching. It's called research. We give you guys
Speaker 1: the tea. Okay, Can I be honest If anyone out
Speaker 1: there is listening, I do want to start. I know
Speaker 1: we've been talking about it, incorporating like phone calls and
Speaker 1: ship like that. I needed. This is the nigger we
Speaker 1: need to call and if you are, I want you
Speaker 1: to contact us at Horrible Decisions at email dot com. Wait,
Speaker 1: I didn't call you. Please before we get out, I
Speaker 1: have one more because this is true one moment. This
Speaker 1: was a short one. It's true. Oh my god, because
Speaker 1: I don't know this one is signed. What is signed
Speaker 1: by Earn Potty trained fireman hold On. I am a
Speaker 1: thirty seven year old male that has a tampon fetish.
Speaker 1: Listen to what he likes to do. No, I'd love
Speaker 1: to insert tampons into my rectum. When I insert it,
Speaker 1: I get turned on and sometimes blow my load. He's
Speaker 1: definitely white. It feels side wum that I do it daily.
Speaker 1: It helps hold my poop in and to my bout
Speaker 1: movement is so backed up that it pushes the tampon
Speaker 1: out and my poop goes into my diaper. Oh that
Speaker 1: is usually already so full of warm. Oh, this is
Speaker 1: a diaper fetish. Nigga. Okay, this is a can't keep motherfucker,
Speaker 1: he said. The feel of the p and the BM
Speaker 1: is so great. I don't know what BM means about.
Speaker 1: Any women that would like me to do this to
Speaker 1: them would be awesome. While you were inserting the tampon
Speaker 1: into my rectum, all insert one in two yours in return.
Speaker 1: This well, bro, this is sick. We know what the
Speaker 1: clip is going to be. This big, that is why
Speaker 1: you know what you can I just say I ask
Speaker 1: these questions on the street. I thought, put the tampon
Speaker 1: and you wreck them, nigg oh man, that would take
Speaker 1: you up a note, that would And you know what
Speaker 1: I thought. The craziest thing we ever did was that Alabama.
Speaker 1: That to me was like the craziest thing I've ever heard.
Speaker 1: That Alabama son pie. But basically it's when the one
Speaker 1: ships in another woman's pussy. That's crazy, right, It's an
Speaker 1: Alabama and Alabama pie. Right. Alabama's nasty as my phone.
Speaker 1: You haven't been to enough streets? How about that? Why
Speaker 1: don't you want to murray Hill or something? You go
Speaker 1: to the Bronx? I bet you ain't nasty up and wrong? No,
Speaker 1: I felt like it was being on regular ship. They'd
Speaker 1: be too sad and a white boy base that's drunk
Speaker 1: or murray Hill after what's that bar um saddle something?
Speaker 1: What's side the way? I'll have been my hot pocket?
Speaker 1: So that's what gem saloon something like that one of
Speaker 1: them ships's lex. I used to go there when I
Speaker 1: worked around the area. But all these drunk white boys
Speaker 1: be wild, and I just feel like drunk white boys
Speaker 1: loved to out do each other and they'd be like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I stuck my friends, dick. I don't about to say
Speaker 1: they all not. The craziest story I heard, though, not
Speaker 1: to cut you out is um this, This dude told
Speaker 1: me he was getting ahead from this girl while her
Speaker 1: dog at her pussy. Ain't no way, ain't no fun.
Speaker 1: That's what I said. That's what I said, gross, And
Speaker 1: then I'm judging. We say nothing no kids and animals
Speaker 1: and dead bodies. That's the only type of human body.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna judge you. I told him. I'm like, yo,
Speaker 1: you're lying, bro. Let's sinking sad video. Wow, the dog
Speaker 1: was definitely okay. When I worked at a cell phone store,
Speaker 1: me and Vinnie worked there together. God's saying that you're
Speaker 1: supposed to do this because this is illegal going. But
Speaker 1: at the time, seeing if anyway, be like, um, can
Speaker 1: you come to the back place just for a moment,
Speaker 1: having an issue. We'll be in the back if you're
Speaker 1: looking at dicks and ship like that. But there would
Speaker 1: be a lot of like doggie eating pussy, porn out
Speaker 1: and people I swore they knew when I come back
Speaker 1: that they knew I saw the ship. Yeah, when I
Speaker 1: get my phone up to the Apple Store recently because
Speaker 1: I had an issue. Them niggas came out and looked
Speaker 1: at me like, bit clear is their phone? I couldn't
Speaker 1: see my screen, and I was like, oh, I think
Speaker 1: there's like an issue with the l c D. And
Speaker 1: the last video I took this what piste me off?
Speaker 1: So the last video I took like this dude wanted
Speaker 1: me to like funk myself. It was b D D
Speaker 1: or something, and I was like, no, I'm not fucking
Speaker 1: doing that. Ship and damn, and then you did it. No. No,
Speaker 1: I put the camera like next to me. It was
Speaker 1: flipped over and all he could hear is my pussy.
Speaker 1: I put it next to my pussy, so could only
Speaker 1: listen to the sound of my pussy and like me masturbating,
Speaker 1: but couldn't see anything. Oh nig. Them niggas came out
Speaker 1: and looked at me like you that's not as bad though,
Speaker 1: because you're facing that in it white. When you and
Speaker 1: I like you can hear pussy, that's even nastier. It's
Speaker 1: giving mac and cheese, you know, just so you remember.
Speaker 1: I feel like sonically it's a better experience sonically, only
Speaker 1: if I could see visually and sonically, I gotta be
Speaker 1: able to see you too. That he was asking for
Speaker 1: the video to see what I mean. That's I don't
Speaker 1: send videos nigus be one too much. You send them
Speaker 1: to tists. They want to pussy, send him to pussy.
Speaker 1: The don't want the boot all you know? Body doing
Speaker 1: all that, that's the thing. I'm not asking for it.
Speaker 1: I'm not asking for tips pussy. It's spready eyes and
Speaker 1: you want to see the boot, all yeah, because if
Speaker 1: you see, if you do that, you're nasty. And I
Speaker 1: like that. Oh my goodness, that's my and I like
Speaker 1: it at all. Right, tell people where to find you
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Speaker 1: what about your podcast? Name podcast is Dirty Confessions Podcasts.
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Speaker 1: am looking for a sub. I just want someone to
Speaker 1: actually no need to fight that nigga, because he was
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Speaker 1: Thank you guys for tuning in to Yeah another episode
Speaker 1: of lad this is y'all take your tampons out by
Speaker 1: have sojeries on their feet. But instead of that, what
Speaker 1: they did have was the fucking tube socks and slides,
Speaker 1: and we know that's the southern thing. So they were
Speaker 1: walking around with tubsocks, flides and towels because of course
Speaker 1: they needed towels around their ways so that they were naked.
Speaker 1: They did have a full buffet, which I will say
Speaker 1: it was amazing at midnight. At midnight they switched to breakfast.
Speaker 1: And I will say one of the other things that
Speaker 1: we didn't show up till about one not man. No,
Speaker 1: the video was great. They had grit cheese, biscuits like everything,
Speaker 1: but it's also crazy. I don't want to eat cheese
Speaker 1: in a sex I'm not gonna lie. It was good.
Speaker 1: It was good. So what what happened and what we
Speaker 1: noticed is we went during the swap off, and what
Speaker 1: I mean by that is as we were coming up,
Speaker 1: there was nothing but a line of black folks and
Speaker 1: all the whites were coming out. And I will say,
Speaker 1: y'all know Zachary who has been on the show. I
Speaker 1: mentioned he was at a sex club and I was like,
Speaker 1: I just time him to be very good looking. And
Speaker 1: when we go to nff W, that's the only sex
Speaker 1: club I've gone to with so like with more white
Speaker 1: people than black, but they're good looking people. Bitch the
Speaker 1: white people in Atlanta. I felt like they all had
Speaker 1: Confederate flags and shotguns in their cars. They were like,
Speaker 1: we're gonna get us some BBC and we're gonna take
Speaker 1: that black bitch down. Bro. It was I was like,
Speaker 1: I was talking to my homegirl and I was like,
Speaker 1: these are these white people scare me? Like I'm scared um.
Speaker 1: Outside of that again, shout out to Chelsea, we talked
Speaker 1: about sex club music. The DJ was awful, so he
Speaker 1: didn't set any sort of type of mood. It was
Speaker 1: like it made you want to twork, so like literally
Speaker 1: you see one person sucking dick and the next couple
Speaker 1: it's working like. It was just like it was club music.
Speaker 1: So I didn't like that. Yeah, I didn't like that.
Speaker 1: And then my first experience ever. Now, ladies, if you
Speaker 1: haven't yet, going over to listen to my other podcast Periances,
Speaker 1: but one of the rooms I walked in smelled like, no,
Speaker 1: not that dick cheese, it smells it was a woman,
Speaker 1: for sure. It was a woman. And me and my
Speaker 1: homegirl walked in and I had to walk immediately out
Speaker 1: and I was mal, this is the first time at
Speaker 1: a sex club that I think I've come across someone
Speaker 1: with that hygiene that's stunk up a whole room, and
Speaker 1: I was like, oh wow, okay, I gotta leave this room. Ye. So,
Speaker 1: and then what's crazy that I did end up meeting
Speaker 1: a couple girl with thirty minutes to spare. We were there,
Speaker 1: We were there until it closed. I really liked the guy. Actually,
Speaker 1: you stayed all night at because I was there for reasons. Well,
Speaker 1: only one of the rooms smelled like beavy. I was
Speaker 1: there for research purposes. This was also the largest sex
Speaker 1: club I had ever been to my life. So it
Speaker 1: was two floors. No, it wasn't two floors at all.
Speaker 1: But when you walk in, uh, there's a bar, then
Speaker 1: the buffet, a whole sitting area, then a whole dance floor.
Speaker 1: Describing club that we may win to for the size Marquis, No,
Speaker 1: it was. It was big, bro. I ain't gonna hold you.
Speaker 1: And I don't even know how to explain it even
Speaker 1: to a even to it to a restaurant in Orlando. No,
Speaker 1: because it's not upstairs downstairs long. It's just long. And
Speaker 1: there's so many rooms, mind you. They had eight at
Speaker 1: least eight private rooms, and within the private rooms, were mirrored. Uh,
Speaker 1: like you could see to but you can also see
Speaker 1: yourself type of thing. It was what it was. So
Speaker 1: you had sex with a couple. No, I didn't have
Speaker 1: sex with the couple. I ended up meeting the couple
Speaker 1: at the bar and then we ended up going into
Speaker 1: the playroom. By this time again, it was maybe three thirty.
Speaker 1: They they had already done last call at the bar.
Speaker 1: So we went into the room. I wanted like the
Speaker 1: girl was really pretty, but you could tell she was
Speaker 1: also a dog like she was super in charge. So girl,
Speaker 1: as we're walking, I heard the whole story. So she
Speaker 1: was forty, he was twenty seven. She also let me
Speaker 1: know that she had seven children. Okay, yes, So we
Speaker 1: sit down in the funk area, like the main room
Speaker 1: where people have sex, and we sorry like the fucking
Speaker 1: and the non fucking section the fucking area. So we
Speaker 1: we laid down and we started making out, and we
Speaker 1: started three way making out and she was really pretty.
Speaker 1: And then we stopped and she looked at me and
Speaker 1: she was like, do you work here? And I was
Speaker 1: like what She was like, are you are you? Are
Speaker 1: you being paid to talk to us? Like is this?
Speaker 1: I guess she has gone to parties like this, which
Speaker 1: we've talked about. They hire girls to make it look good.
Speaker 1: So literally, in between kissing, she stopped and asked me
Speaker 1: if I was a worker, and I was like, girl, no,
Speaker 1: this is my lifestyle. Bitch, I does this, Thank you
Speaker 1: very much. I don't live here and I'm here just experiencing.
Speaker 1: So we look a