WEBVTT - #229: The Crappy Curd Crepe 'N' Compote 0:00:00.840 --> 0:00:07.440 Start uf dot up, start up, Brooklyn Boys, start up, 0:00:07.520 --> 0:00:15.800 Brooklyn Boys, start data. They're making noise data dot up. 0:00:15.920 --> 0:00:25.400 Episode two it's the Brooklyn Boys podcast. Yes, yes, damn it. Hey, 0:00:25.440 --> 0:00:29.319 you know we're back. Yeah, only only half the people 0:00:29.360 --> 0:00:33.080 know we're back. Yeah, I say louder for the people 0:00:33.080 --> 0:00:38.879 in the back, we are back. Thank you. I posted 0:00:38.880 --> 0:00:42.239 on Instagram two days ago and I said, hey, episodes 0:00:42.280 --> 0:00:45.760 to or off, let's go what we need you and 0:00:45.840 --> 0:00:49.480 people wrote back, Oh my god, I'm so excited. What 0:00:49.479 --> 0:00:52.760 what we need is for everybody listening to this to 0:00:52.880 --> 0:00:56.440 post on their social media the link and say the 0:00:56.480 --> 0:01:00.560 Brooklyn Boys are back. Yeah, and or maybe we'll make 0:01:00.560 --> 0:01:02.720 some new listener friends. Well, I mean, we want the 0:01:02.760 --> 0:01:04.399 old ones back, but let them know. I know we 0:01:04.440 --> 0:01:07.000 were gone for a few weeks, but come on now, 0:01:07.440 --> 0:01:12.120 Yeah we're here, paperwork is done. Let's go. I mean 0:01:12.120 --> 0:01:16.039 we're here to be here. Yeah, we're gone for five weeks. 0:01:16.080 --> 0:01:17.839 But does that is that enough to take the wind 0:01:17.840 --> 0:01:20.800 out of our sales that people just lose interest and 0:01:20.840 --> 0:01:23.480 move on to other things. I got enough wind for everybody. 0:01:23.480 --> 0:01:26.400 I don't worry. I mean, listen, I'm not not gonna lie. 0:01:27.000 --> 0:01:29.560 Alex Cooper came out with Call Her Daddy yesterday and 0:01:29.600 --> 0:01:33.000 she had this exclusive interview with Haley Bieber. Well, listen, 0:01:34.319 --> 0:01:37.520 it's pop culture. She I mean, she's got zillions of followers. 0:01:37.680 --> 0:01:40.400 I would like a shout out from Alex. Maybe Alex 0:01:40.440 --> 0:01:42.560 could plug the Brooklyn Boys or something that'd be nice. 0:01:42.560 --> 0:01:46.920 We plug her no pun intended. Oh my god, that 0:01:47.120 --> 0:01:49.840 you went there? Not No, I didn't. I'm saying nothing, 0:01:49.960 --> 0:01:53.000 absolutely no pun intention. She is something else but but no, 0:01:53.080 --> 0:01:56.600 she interviewed Haley a brilliant podcaster. But don't listen and 0:01:56.640 --> 0:01:59.120 instead of us, listen in additional in addition to us, Yeah, 0:01:59.160 --> 0:02:03.640 we want to make all lies. You want friends anyway, Um, 0:02:03.800 --> 0:02:05.880 we have to recap. We have to recap a couple 0:02:05.880 --> 0:02:08.079 of things in last episode, which is why we tell 0:02:08.120 --> 0:02:09.600 you to listen in order. Do you have to listen 0:02:09.639 --> 0:02:11.679 in order? Jingle? Do you ever bring that home? No? 0:02:11.919 --> 0:02:13.880 I gotta get that. I think you need to get that. 0:02:13.960 --> 0:02:16.120 Can you make a list please? All right'? So a 0:02:16.120 --> 0:02:21.560 couple of treat things. As we say three, it's using 0:02:21.560 --> 0:02:25.919 your thumb first one, index finger two, middle finger three. 0:02:26.240 --> 0:02:30.639 That's how I hold up three fingers thumb index, middle 0:02:30.800 --> 0:02:33.720 one to no, I would. I would if I had 0:02:33.760 --> 0:02:36.760 to count on my fingers, I might hold up that. 0:02:36.960 --> 0:02:39.000 I might use the thumb in the first two if 0:02:39.040 --> 0:02:41.119 I was gonna keep going to five. But I would 0:02:41.160 --> 0:02:43.760 never hold up three. If it's three, it's the middle. Three. 0:02:43.800 --> 0:02:48.400 We've had this conversation. I'll tell you what is painful 0:02:49.000 --> 0:02:53.640 for me to do middle, wait, index, middle, and ring yea, 0:02:53.840 --> 0:02:58.079 because the finger on both my hands doesn't want it 0:02:58.240 --> 0:03:02.040 doesn't want to go up without my pinky going up 0:03:02.080 --> 0:03:04.000 with it. You gotta stretch it. You gotta stretch it. 0:03:04.480 --> 0:03:06.280 All you gotta do is like one or two days. 0:03:06.320 --> 0:03:08.919 You stretch the ligament, and you set for life like 0:03:08.960 --> 0:03:12.360 the vulcan thing, to live long and prosper when you 0:03:12.360 --> 0:03:14.320 make the v I couldn't do that for most of 0:03:14.360 --> 0:03:18.040 my life. Then one day I taped up my fingers 0:03:18.560 --> 0:03:21.480 and I stretched them, and I can do it now 0:03:21.560 --> 0:03:24.239 on both hands. I just feel like my ring finger 0:03:24.840 --> 0:03:26.600 is the one that you can't I can't put up 0:03:26.600 --> 0:03:29.440 on its own without other ones trying to go up 0:03:29.440 --> 0:03:32.840 with it. It's so so strenuous, But I guess I 0:03:32.840 --> 0:03:34.320 gotta do my key go. Well, well, let me ask 0:03:34.320 --> 0:03:36.680 you this. If you're putting up two fingers right, like 0:03:36.920 --> 0:03:39.040 make a peace sign, right, and someone says how many 0:03:39.080 --> 0:03:40.840 are in there? And you go to do you do 0:03:40.880 --> 0:03:43.760 the three fingers the two fingers facing you or out? Like? 0:03:43.800 --> 0:03:46.480 Do you hold them up and go to I faced? 0:03:46.560 --> 0:03:49.160 The fingers have to face me? Okay, and I commit 0:03:49.240 --> 0:03:51.120 I can face it the other way. But you know, 0:03:51.160 --> 0:03:53.440 but why would I do that? Well? When you okay, well, 0:03:53.440 --> 0:03:55.120 when you do your number one and we're number one 0:03:55.160 --> 0:03:57.360 at a sporting event, which way does your finger face 0:03:58.160 --> 0:04:02.440 when number my my figure? Your faces them? Yes, right, 0:04:02.800 --> 0:04:05.640 But when you hold up three, which way do they face? 0:04:05.920 --> 0:04:08.480 They face me? One? Okay? What about when you hold 0:04:08.560 --> 0:04:11.880 up four? They'll be honest. Four No faces me, and 0:04:11.920 --> 0:04:15.640 it's not my thumbs them. Four is like your palm 0:04:15.720 --> 0:04:18.000 up like your high five and my four faces them? 0:04:18.520 --> 0:04:21.479 Really four? Yeah, you tuck your thumb and you go four. 0:04:21.880 --> 0:04:25.719 But my thumb is facing yeah yeah, four faces them right, 0:04:25.880 --> 0:04:27.840 and my thumb is hidden behind so they can only 0:04:27.880 --> 0:04:30.600 see four fingers. No, the thumb is in the palm 0:04:30.600 --> 0:04:33.440 of your hand, yes, but they're they're seeing the four fingers. 0:04:33.440 --> 0:04:36.480 The thumb is hidden to them, and I'm looking at it. 0:04:36.480 --> 0:04:39.240 It's not hidden the thumb is facing them, but it's 0:04:39.240 --> 0:04:42.359 folded over. I go palm out four up? Is palm out? No, 0:04:42.480 --> 0:04:45.200 it's palm in. No what he does like given some 0:04:45.240 --> 0:04:47.480 of the middle finger. No, you don't go four with 0:04:47.600 --> 0:04:52.360 your palm to your face. That's insanity. Nobody does that 0:04:52.880 --> 0:04:55.080 at David Brodie had Scary Jones at the Brooklyn Boys. 0:04:55.080 --> 0:04:57.880 And by the way, you probably I have to. If 0:04:57.920 --> 0:05:00.440 I'm putting up my ring finger, I have to have 0:05:00.560 --> 0:05:05.280 my thumb hold my pinky down. No, yeah, it has 0:05:05.320 --> 0:05:11.240 to otherwise did the pinky maybe? Maybe? Alright, I'm not anyway. Yeah, okay, 0:05:11.279 --> 0:05:17.279 so one to tree things. Okay, so last week I 0:05:17.320 --> 0:05:19.320 told you about the five dollar tip I took back. 0:05:19.880 --> 0:05:23.280 Everyone agreed with me. Everyone everyone, everyone agree with me, 0:05:23.520 --> 0:05:26.520 and I wanted to read just one here. I got 0:05:26.520 --> 0:05:30.360 it from uh Desert right. I'm with you. Brody totally 0:05:30.400 --> 0:05:32.920 would have taken back to five euro sounds like it 0:05:32.960 --> 0:05:34.520 sounds like to me he was trying to pull a 0:05:34.560 --> 0:05:37.320 fast one, especially after you paid sixty dollars for the 0:05:37.320 --> 0:05:42.159 five minute trip. Alright, alright, well I gotta I got 0:05:42.160 --> 0:05:43.840 a lot of people agree with me, and then I'm 0:05:43.880 --> 0:05:47.000 gonna read some some tweets. Do that. Let me read 0:05:47.040 --> 0:05:48.600 the one that agrees with me, because I know where 0:05:48.600 --> 0:05:51.200 you're going with this, and you can go fund yourself. Okay, 0:05:51.360 --> 0:05:53.479 we're talking about the five dollars. We're talking about that 0:05:53.560 --> 0:05:56.080 the habit. Okay, read the one person who didn't know. 0:05:56.200 --> 0:05:59.680 Go ahead, alright, hold on a second, No, I'm gonna go. Oh, 0:05:59.760 --> 0:06:02.320 let me go to the Brooklyn Boys account on instagramwet 0:06:02.480 --> 0:06:04.360 you show you read ten and then you can read 0:06:04.400 --> 0:06:10.200 one for whatever reason. Okay, this one comes from someone 0:06:10.240 --> 0:06:14.080 in the Catholic Church. Father O'Malley, who is it? Where 0:06:14.160 --> 0:06:17.240 is it? Hold on? He works in the Catholic Church. No, no, no, 0:06:17.440 --> 0:06:20.479 I gotta find this tweet now, damn it. I had 0:06:20.520 --> 0:06:28.520 it and it's gone from DJ Millie. That's DJ Underscore 0:06:28.520 --> 0:06:31.599 Millie Underscore and why it sounds like a priest listening 0:06:31.600 --> 0:06:35.840 to I'm Roman Catholic. Okay, I will have to side 0:06:35.839 --> 0:06:38.560 with Scary Jones on this one. I went to Catholic 0:06:38.560 --> 0:06:41.720 school my whole life and have never known the non 0:06:41.920 --> 0:06:45.960 vestments as a habit. I feel you'd only know if 0:06:46.000 --> 0:06:49.440 you're studying to be a part of the church like me. 0:06:50.520 --> 0:06:52.559 Now I know that that may not be the case. 0:06:53.080 --> 0:06:55.520 I just don't think it's a common and I think 0:06:56.160 --> 0:06:59.360 the silent majority is what we're experiencing here. People did 0:06:59.360 --> 0:07:02.440 not write in because they agreed with me in silence. 0:07:02.960 --> 0:07:07.360 But these, the vocal minority, are the ones who lashed 0:07:07.400 --> 0:07:11.520 out and have tweeted us. That's saying that I'm crazy 0:07:11.800 --> 0:07:15.320 for never have never heard in my life that a 0:07:15.480 --> 0:07:17.720 habit is what a nun wears. I've never heard the 0:07:17.840 --> 0:07:25.560 term habit, and I've never seen sister act so okay 0:07:25.640 --> 0:07:27.560 or two. No, I've never seen it. Because people like, well, 0:07:27.600 --> 0:07:30.920 didn't you see it in that, I'm like, well, Alison 0:07:30.960 --> 0:07:35.080 Michelson says, I immediately, without hesitation or question, burst out 0:07:35.160 --> 0:07:37.320 laughing when Brodie made his habit joke. And I'm not 0:07:37.360 --> 0:07:43.120 even a religious person. Sorry, Scary Jen Jennie for Jenicef 0:07:43.800 --> 0:07:45.880 she said, how do you not know it's called a habit? 0:07:46.240 --> 0:07:52.320 My Baptist wife after the Book of Genesis For Alison Beagle, Uh, sorry, 0:07:52.360 --> 0:07:55.680 Scary Jones. I think it's pretty common site a knowledge 0:07:55.680 --> 0:07:58.440 sit to that nun's outfit is called a habit. Nice joke, 0:07:58.520 --> 0:08:01.640 David Brodie's crack it up Shandy Jew mobster, This jew 0:08:01.680 --> 0:08:03.720 in his middle name. The jew knew what was called 0:08:03.720 --> 0:08:07.400 the habit. Shame on you, Scary Jones. This job makes 0:08:07.440 --> 0:08:11.160 your argument for dill as a traditional seasoning a Jewish seasoning, 0:08:11.200 --> 0:08:15.320 even weaker. Do I know Mr donut Pants were big 0:08:15.320 --> 0:08:19.240 fan of iron. You call her anal girl? My dad 0:08:18.920 --> 0:08:21.080 I love her. My dad and I are Jewish. We 0:08:21.120 --> 0:08:24.239 got the nun joked episode we knew that what nuns 0:08:24.240 --> 0:08:28.120 wear is called the habit, Brandy Rodkowski, Scary Jones, No 0:08:28.520 --> 0:08:33.040 Scary Jones knows about a habit, and Frankensensen murr um. 0:08:33.080 --> 0:08:35.600 Come on, I'm not religious at all. I know your 0:08:35.600 --> 0:08:38.680 Catholic school teachers have been disappointed. You know, I feel 0:08:38.679 --> 0:08:41.280 like Brian Stokler needs me to read his tweet. Hold on, sorry, 0:08:41.320 --> 0:08:43.400 Scary I was listening to episode twenty eight and I 0:08:43.440 --> 0:08:45.800 was screaming at the radio about Brodie's habit joke and 0:08:45.840 --> 0:08:47.920 how you missed it twice. Well, listen, I missed it 0:08:47.920 --> 0:08:51.040 because I didn't know that a nun is wears a habit. Okay, 0:08:51.080 --> 0:08:54.080 I didn't know it, so I'm not taking upcept exception 0:08:54.400 --> 0:08:57.080 to the cleverness of the joke. I had would have 0:08:57.080 --> 0:08:59.319 had to have known what it was first, what is 0:08:59.360 --> 0:09:01.400 the bast way? There's nothing. What does the priest wear 0:09:01.480 --> 0:09:04.280 on his neck? What does he wear on his neck? 0:09:04.600 --> 0:09:08.640 You don't know what it's called? The white thing, the 0:09:08.640 --> 0:09:12.599 white thing around his neck? Yep, I don't know. You 0:09:12.640 --> 0:09:14.400 don't know what it's called when a priest. We'll tell 0:09:14.440 --> 0:09:15.640 me what is it. I'll tell you if I would 0:09:15.640 --> 0:09:19.719 have heard of it before. It's a priest caller. Okay, 0:09:19.960 --> 0:09:24.840 that self expl No, it's the white thing that heard. 0:09:25.400 --> 0:09:27.320 But to me, a habit is something you break like 0:09:27.400 --> 0:09:30.240 Lincoln Park's song break in the habit, like a habit is. 0:09:32.080 --> 0:09:33.760 I know what a collar is? That makes sense? That 0:09:33.840 --> 0:09:38.040 self explanatory. A white collar, the priest collar that duh? Okay, 0:09:38.040 --> 0:09:43.200 I understand that, But but I didn't know that a 0:09:43.320 --> 0:09:47.480 nun wears a habit. Okay, you know what it's called 0:09:47.480 --> 0:09:50.000 a homonym. Scary words have other meanings, you know, I 0:09:50.040 --> 0:09:52.400 get that, But I just never heard the term. Okay, 0:09:53.679 --> 0:10:00.200 crucial crucial alright, fair enough, what does that mean? Don't 0:10:00.240 --> 0:10:05.120 know what am I making a reference to? Hey, we 0:10:05.320 --> 0:10:11.360 both have airplane stories. Oh, I got a bunch airplane story. Yeah, 0:10:11.480 --> 0:10:13.920 And if you could find airport story, if you could 0:10:13.920 --> 0:10:16.040 fix you cheap little feed there that you've got coming 0:10:16.080 --> 0:10:18.360 back to me, then maybe we could start getting into 0:10:18.360 --> 0:10:26.200 those that go worse. That was you. Are you sure 0:10:26.240 --> 0:10:28.760 I wasn't just speaking with from the Bible and you 0:10:28.800 --> 0:10:32.120 just didn't understand it. You cut out several times. But 0:10:32.160 --> 0:10:36.160 I think you're good now. Um man, uh you know, 0:10:36.600 --> 0:10:38.840 all right, let's say that for a second because we 0:10:38.880 --> 0:10:41.000 have to take a break. But before that, did you 0:10:41.080 --> 0:10:45.360 pick up You're Brooklyn Boys meet shirts to meet up 0:10:45.559 --> 0:10:48.800 t shirts because this selling, this selling and then and 0:10:48.880 --> 0:10:51.400 there for a limited time only, and I will I 0:10:51.440 --> 0:10:53.600 will give you this offer as I always do. Once 0:10:53.640 --> 0:10:55.440 you buy the shirts, send me a picture of it 0:10:55.840 --> 0:10:57.520 or you're wearing it or at your house, and I 0:10:57.559 --> 0:10:59.920 will put it on Instagram. Yeah, this is a spec 0:11:00.240 --> 0:11:04.000 It's almost like a concert T shirt. Sometimes people buy 0:11:04.040 --> 0:11:05.880 concert T shirts and they don't go to the concert. 0:11:06.440 --> 0:11:09.240 Similar thing. We had the Brooklyn Boys meet up at 0:11:09.240 --> 0:11:12.920 a steakhouse and we made a commemorative T shirt and 0:11:12.960 --> 0:11:15.280 it's really cool fucking shirt on its own. And if 0:11:15.320 --> 0:11:17.079 you weren't there and you want to buy the shirt, 0:11:17.640 --> 0:11:19.960 scary and I scary, and I will not tell anybody 0:11:20.000 --> 0:11:21.719 that you weren't there. Yeah, you could pretend like you 0:11:21.760 --> 0:11:24.560 were there. So go to Brooklyn Boys dot Big Cartel 0:11:24.640 --> 0:11:28.240 dot com. That's Brooklyn Boys dot Big Cartel dot com, 0:11:28.400 --> 0:11:31.240 and uh, buy them before they're gone. How about that? 0:11:31.760 --> 0:11:34.240 Don't buy them. It's like mcribb. It's like for a 0:11:34.280 --> 0:11:36.679 limited time only. Yeah, but the mcribb comes back, the 0:11:36.720 --> 0:11:38.680 shirt will not be coming back. Yes, that's a bad example. 0:11:38.760 --> 0:11:43.120 So it's like, uh uh, we went away, it never 0:11:43.160 --> 0:11:58.720 came back, and now we were better a better example. Well, 0:11:58.720 --> 0:12:04.040 that's known as the the biggest flop. The model t 0:12:04.240 --> 0:12:07.959 Ford was the one that that that one no no. 0:12:08.080 --> 0:12:11.240 The ed was in the fifties six what happened. I 0:12:11.320 --> 0:12:13.760 believe it was like a new car company and it 0:12:13.840 --> 0:12:18.520 was just a major flop. It's like AIDS candy AIDS. 0:12:18.840 --> 0:12:21.160 There was there was this candy bar called AIDS a 0:12:21.400 --> 0:12:24.120 y ds that was popular in the early eighties, and 0:12:24.120 --> 0:12:27.600 they were commercials about AIDS and they were like, eat 0:12:27.640 --> 0:12:30.240 these AIDS candy and you will lose weight. Well, then 0:12:30.360 --> 0:12:34.760 unfortunately AIDS happened, and then the AIDS candy went away, 0:12:35.120 --> 0:12:38.800 unfortunately for other reasons besides the candy obviously. But speaking 0:12:38.800 --> 0:12:40.640 of things that do come back scary. There are two 0:12:40.679 --> 0:12:42.199 things that do come back that are very important, and 0:12:42.240 --> 0:12:44.880 I want to bring them up in two thousand six. 0:12:44.920 --> 0:12:46.599 If you're a Mets fan, this will mean something to you. 0:12:46.640 --> 0:12:49.199 And if it doesn't, that's fine. But in two thousand six, 0:12:49.400 --> 0:12:52.600 there was a hit song on the radio in mostly 0:12:52.600 --> 0:12:56.360 on the East Coast called and we say, and she says, 0:12:56.440 --> 0:13:00.360 excuse me by Lucas, product local talent here in New York. 0:13:01.080 --> 0:13:03.960 And I got him to sing a Mets parody of 0:13:04.040 --> 0:13:09.240 his own song, yep. And it was and and we say, 0:13:09.320 --> 0:13:12.240 Let's go Mets, and it was very popular. And oh six, 0:13:12.240 --> 0:13:15.240 when the Mets went to the uh the playoffs and 0:13:15.320 --> 0:13:19.479 in fact the uh the Mets when you call the stadium, 0:13:19.520 --> 0:13:22.040 that was the on hold music. So they played at 0:13:22.040 --> 0:13:23.920 the game, we played on the radio, got a lot 0:13:23.920 --> 0:13:27.720 of national attention. Lucas did the Mets parade that they 0:13:27.720 --> 0:13:29.720 had extreet fair. He sang it. He's on all the 0:13:29.720 --> 0:13:34.360 TV morning shows New York years ago. Wow, uh sixteen exactly, yep. 0:13:34.640 --> 0:13:38.600 In speaking of fifteens, when the Mets made the World Series, 0:13:39.040 --> 0:13:40.840 he and I I updated the song and he re 0:13:40.960 --> 0:13:43.920 sang it, and I thought it was dead at that point, 0:13:43.960 --> 0:13:45.800 like it ready, it's a sixteen year old song. Then 0:13:45.800 --> 0:13:48.120 it was, then it's a seven year old song. Well, 0:13:48.200 --> 0:13:50.880 now that the Mets are making the playoffs again, our 0:13:51.040 --> 0:13:54.160 Mets fans have been asking me, Hey, we're getting a 0:13:54.200 --> 0:13:56.040 new song, We're updating the song, We're gonna do something 0:13:56.040 --> 0:13:59.000 with it. So I was sort of like, yeah, you know, 0:13:59.440 --> 0:14:01.640 but I got all those free time now, and I thought, 0:14:01.760 --> 0:14:06.600 what the hell? So I rewrote it today September as 0:14:06.640 --> 0:14:10.480 we record this and Lucas product p R A t 0:14:10.679 --> 0:14:14.440 A Is currently re singing it nice and we'll have 0:14:14.520 --> 0:14:17.760 it early next week. Um, you know on social media 0:14:17.840 --> 0:14:19.920 and radio stations if they want to play it, and 0:14:19.960 --> 0:14:21.800 you're gonna give it to the stadium and maybe they'll 0:14:21.840 --> 0:14:23.440 play at the ballpark. I am going to give it 0:14:23.440 --> 0:14:25.240 to the stadium, and I may give it to uh, 0:14:25.720 --> 0:14:31.720 the Jersey Kid, So we'll see WHOA. I'll tell you 0:14:31.760 --> 0:14:35.800 why that's not why not David Brody forming an alliance 0:14:35.800 --> 0:14:38.400 with the Jersey Kid. Well, I'll give it to Carole 0:14:38.480 --> 0:14:40.520 and his co host, But I'll tell you why. That 0:14:40.760 --> 0:14:43.720 song was a big hit and was first played on 0:14:43.800 --> 0:14:46.320 his radio station in New York w k TU and 0:14:46.360 --> 0:14:49.120 because it's an older dance song that really wouldn't fit 0:14:49.160 --> 0:14:53.400 in with the with the with the radio stations music list, 0:14:54.000 --> 0:14:57.520 it makes more sense. I haven't decided. Plus, Lucas product 0:14:57.520 --> 0:15:01.440 performed at kt US concert this that's that's what makes it. 0:15:01.520 --> 0:15:03.720 He's a big deal. They saw it. However, if they 0:15:03.760 --> 0:15:05.960 don't play it, you'll know the Jersey Kid after me. 0:15:06.520 --> 0:15:09.880 So's next week. I want you to start harassing him 0:15:11.040 --> 0:15:13.600 Kid to play Brody's met songs. There you go. So 0:15:14.120 --> 0:15:15.720 I canna tell the other thing, I'll tell you the 0:15:15.760 --> 0:15:18.040 other thing that's coming back later. I promise one more 0:15:18.080 --> 0:15:24.320 than all Right, let's share airplane. Uh, first of all, um, 0:15:24.440 --> 0:15:28.080 all Italian airlines. But first of all, you can't I'm Italian. 0:15:28.120 --> 0:15:31.880 I can say this. You can't trust Italians. Where we are. 0:15:32.360 --> 0:15:35.120 We are slimy and grimy as the day is long. Sorry, 0:15:35.000 --> 0:15:39.240 And we have a lot of Italian people listening, some Italians, okay, 0:15:39.440 --> 0:15:44.320 the European Italians from Italy. These people, some of them 0:15:44.760 --> 0:15:49.560 are real sneaky bastards. I boarded an all Italia listening 0:15:49.680 --> 0:15:53.920 you're like, oh, we're gonna have yeah. Yeah. By the way, 0:15:54.600 --> 0:15:57.120 I'm the Jew who acts Italian he's the Italian that 0:15:57.200 --> 0:16:00.400 just said that. Do remember the old Alatali a joke? 0:16:01.800 --> 0:16:04.040 How do you tell the plane is an all Italia airplane? 0:16:04.800 --> 0:16:08.320 It has black hair under its wings. Ohio like that, 0:16:08.880 --> 0:16:12.080 and it's shirt is half unbutton if all kidding aside, 0:16:12.680 --> 0:16:16.520 these bastards are these flight attendants, they were all Italian men. 0:16:16.920 --> 0:16:20.680 They were sneaky Italian men on this air this flight. 0:16:20.760 --> 0:16:23.200 Well you're gonna you're gonna hear what what what they did? 0:16:23.520 --> 0:16:30.240 So I paid for the upper class, meaning of course 0:16:30.720 --> 0:16:32.600 where you get a meal on the flight. Now here, 0:16:32.640 --> 0:16:35.040 but by the way, in European flights and a lot 0:16:35.080 --> 0:16:39.680 of them, they it's just like an extra sixty dollars 0:16:39.800 --> 0:16:42.040 and you can sit up front, but there's nothing fancy 0:16:42.040 --> 0:16:45.320 about the plane. Otherwise, some of those flights are not 0:16:45.440 --> 0:16:47.560 what you're thinking. It's not like first class, like the 0:16:47.640 --> 0:16:52.280 lay flat the planes made by Cadillac, right, right, So 0:16:52.280 --> 0:16:54.240 so I was supposed to get a meal, So all 0:16:54.880 --> 0:16:57.360 it was. I was one of like maybe six people 0:16:57.400 --> 0:17:02.360 that bought this ticket, right and come around they'll I'm like, oh, 0:17:02.400 --> 0:17:05.119 what's what's the dinner? Because I was looking forward it 0:17:05.240 --> 0:17:07.240 was like a you know, three hour flight and they 0:17:07.240 --> 0:17:10.800 were like, oh you get uh the um we just 0:17:10.880 --> 0:17:17.080 have this chicken sandwich was called sandwich. And I'm like 0:17:17.440 --> 0:17:20.639 okay uh. And then they give me the sandwich and 0:17:20.680 --> 0:17:24.320 I opened it up and it's a cold sandwich with 0:17:24.400 --> 0:17:27.320 like a couple of pieces of cheese and it looks 0:17:27.320 --> 0:17:29.920 like some jelly or some ship. But there's no fucking 0:17:30.040 --> 0:17:33.199 chicken anywhere in sight. It's not a chicken sandwich. But 0:17:33.280 --> 0:17:36.959 they kind of like we very dodgy about and weird 0:17:37.080 --> 0:17:39.920 and suspect about when they were handing out the sandwiches. 0:17:40.440 --> 0:17:43.560 So everyone got the same thing. It was like an 0:17:43.560 --> 0:17:48.879 old cold roll with like two pieces of cheese and 0:17:49.000 --> 0:17:52.480 again like a jellish like jellysh like substance. You can't 0:17:52.480 --> 0:17:54.760 pass it off as chicken. It was no chicken, no 0:17:54.880 --> 0:17:59.280 meat anywhere to be found, all right, So now all 0:17:59.359 --> 0:18:01.280 right we eat out a little sandwich. And by the way, 0:18:01.320 --> 0:18:03.840 there was nothing with it. There's no accompaniment. I'm like, wow, 0:18:04.000 --> 0:18:06.159 this is what you fuck this next time? You know, 0:18:06.320 --> 0:18:08.240 I thought I was gonna get our meal with some things, 0:18:08.600 --> 0:18:10.919 other things that you may get in business class and 0:18:10.960 --> 0:18:14.600 other carriers. All of a sudden, let me start smelling 0:18:14.680 --> 0:18:19.080 something cooking I'm like, what's that, what's that? What's that 0:18:19.119 --> 0:18:22.760 coming from the galley? It smells good. Something's fucking cooking 0:18:22.800 --> 0:18:25.960 back there in the front. Now, they had a curtain 0:18:26.640 --> 0:18:30.399 that goes across the front of the galley, which is 0:18:30.640 --> 0:18:33.280 which leads you to the exit of the plane. And 0:18:33.320 --> 0:18:37.040 then they had what I've never seen before, a cross curtain, 0:18:37.520 --> 0:18:41.080 like an l formation that cuts off whatever is going 0:18:41.160 --> 0:18:46.600 on in the galley from the main aisle. So every 0:18:46.640 --> 0:18:53.480 time the two flight attendant guys went into the front galley, 0:18:53.880 --> 0:18:57.800 they closed they they made it a point to close 0:18:57.840 --> 0:19:00.840 the front curtain. And then cloth is the elk curtain, 0:19:01.359 --> 0:19:04.199 and they were doing something behind that second curtain, and 0:19:04.280 --> 0:19:07.320 the smell started getting better, and the aroma of food, 0:19:07.560 --> 0:19:10.520 and I'm like, what's going on. All of a sudden 0:19:11.480 --> 0:19:14.240 I could see a little crack in the curtain. He 0:19:14.320 --> 0:19:17.040 opens up the first curtain in the front galley where 0:19:17.040 --> 0:19:19.919 the food was. Whatever he's doing with a two with 0:19:20.080 --> 0:19:24.720 two trays full of real food, and he and he 0:19:25.119 --> 0:19:27.159 knocks on the fucking He goes to the right and 0:19:27.160 --> 0:19:29.439 he knocks on the pilot door, the door where the 0:19:29.440 --> 0:19:32.720 pilot is, and he goes inside to the cockpit and 0:19:32.760 --> 0:19:36.639 he serves them fucking dinner. Wait a second, it gets better. 0:19:36.960 --> 0:19:42.600 Hold on. Fucking five minutes later, the other flight attendants 0:19:43.040 --> 0:19:45.800 from the back of the plane come come up to 0:19:45.840 --> 0:19:49.840 the galley. They again, they opened the curtain, and then 0:19:49.880 --> 0:19:52.040 they closed the curtain behind them, and then they opened 0:19:52.040 --> 0:19:54.679 the second curtain. They closed the second curtain. There's fucking 0:19:54.720 --> 0:19:57.600 four guys sitting back there, and now I hear fucking 0:19:57.600 --> 0:20:03.440 silverware clinking and surrounded plates, and I'm smelling chicken. I'm 0:20:03.440 --> 0:20:09.080 smelling food, and I'm like day's motherfucker's. They did the 0:20:09.080 --> 0:20:12.160 old bait and switch. They took of all of our 0:20:12.320 --> 0:20:15.639 quote business first class meals that we were supposed to 0:20:15.640 --> 0:20:19.840 be served, and they're ain't it for themselves. They fucking 0:20:19.960 --> 0:20:24.320 staff ain't the fucking food. And that's good, that's not 0:20:24.440 --> 0:20:27.359 that's worse than not good. I want my fucking money back. 0:20:27.880 --> 0:20:31.720 You can you imagine the balls on these assholes. I mean, well, 0:20:31.880 --> 0:20:35.439 you know, asshole with balls. But seriously, these dudes, and 0:20:35.480 --> 0:20:40.480 these were slick, slicker than grease, the Italian flight attendant dudes. 0:20:40.680 --> 0:20:42.960 And they were these good looking guys in their thirties 0:20:43.119 --> 0:20:45.760 and they're talking with these thick Italian accents, and I'm 0:20:45.800 --> 0:20:49.240 like boar, and there was like fumes coming out of 0:20:49.280 --> 0:20:52.399 my fucking ears because I knew I had been had. 0:20:53.200 --> 0:20:57.600 That's not right, scary, It's that they definitely, they definitely 0:20:57.760 --> 0:21:00.879 ate our fucking food. They because what happens is was, 0:21:00.960 --> 0:21:03.800 I know people in the airline industry, they ordered the 0:21:03.840 --> 0:21:06.600 meals for the amount of people who bought tickets. So 0:21:06.960 --> 0:21:09.960 there were six of us, exactly six of us that 0:21:10.000 --> 0:21:12.520 were in the first class a quote, that were due 0:21:12.560 --> 0:21:15.240 a meal, and the six and there was six of them. 0:21:15.240 --> 0:21:17.840 There were there were four flight attendants, two in the back, 0:21:17.880 --> 0:21:20.720 two in the front, and the two pilots. It made 0:21:20.760 --> 0:21:23.280 perfect sense. And they fed the pilots because I watched 0:21:23.280 --> 0:21:25.160 them put the trays in the front. I'm going, maybe 0:21:25.160 --> 0:21:28.200 the pilots get to eat special food because they're pilots. 0:21:29.400 --> 0:21:32.399 And then but then they all took turns going behind 0:21:32.440 --> 0:21:35.360 the fucking second curtain and there, and there's rustling back there, 0:21:35.400 --> 0:21:38.919 and I'm hearing fork against plate and I'm hearing and 0:21:38.960 --> 0:21:41.320 then I hear them like, you know, busting their own 0:21:41.320 --> 0:21:45.320 little table and then putting stuff in the back. Motherfucker's 0:21:46.000 --> 0:21:48.919 you fucking you owe me fucking my money back on 0:21:49.040 --> 0:21:51.080 that flight. Did you hear any time did one guy 0:21:51.080 --> 0:21:53.840 goes going to chicken the sandwich? No, but they had 0:21:53.840 --> 0:21:55.399 more than chicken sandwich. You know, they had chicken on 0:21:55.400 --> 0:21:58.159 a plate. They actually had a half chicken with mashed potatoes. 0:21:58.280 --> 0:22:01.439 They had a full meal, and they gave me, I 0:22:01.480 --> 0:22:04.520 guess what was a vegetarian meal for people that would 0:22:04.800 --> 0:22:07.679 whatever it is they had enough of for like the 0:22:07.760 --> 0:22:10.160 six of us. And we're sitting there like a bunch 0:22:10.240 --> 0:22:12.880 of stooges, like a bunch of idiots. I can't believe 0:22:12.920 --> 0:22:14.440 you put up with that. You didn't complain, you didn't 0:22:14.440 --> 0:22:17.160 say anything. What are we gonna say? You stand up 0:22:17.160 --> 0:22:19.919 and you walk in, You walk the curtain open, like, 0:22:19.960 --> 0:22:22.040 what's going on? Back here? You go? I thought this 0:22:22.119 --> 0:22:24.560 was the bathroom. Oh what do you guys got? You 0:22:24.600 --> 0:22:28.720 guys got chicken? You gave me a stale roll with 0:22:28.800 --> 0:22:33.399 fucking cream cheese and the jelly. Well, let me tell 0:22:33.400 --> 0:22:36.160