Speaker 1: Start uf dot up, start up, Brooklyn Boys, start up,
Speaker 1: Brooklyn Boys, start data. They're making noise data dot up.
Speaker 1: Episode two it's the Brooklyn Boys podcast. Yes, yes, damn it. Hey,
Speaker 1: you know we're back. Yeah, only only half the people
Speaker 1: know we're back. Yeah, I say louder for the people
Speaker 1: in the back, we are back. Thank you. I posted
Speaker 1: on Instagram two days ago and I said, hey, episodes
Speaker 1: to or off, let's go what we need you and
Speaker 1: people wrote back, Oh my god, I'm so excited. What
Speaker 1: what we need is for everybody listening to this to
Speaker 1: post on their social media the link and say the
Speaker 1: Brooklyn Boys are back. Yeah, and or maybe we'll make
Speaker 1: some new listener friends. Well, I mean, we want the
Speaker 1: old ones back, but let them know. I know we
Speaker 1: were gone for a few weeks, but come on now,
Speaker 1: Yeah we're here, paperwork is done. Let's go. I mean
Speaker 1: we're here to be here. Yeah, we're gone for five weeks.
Speaker 1: But does that is that enough to take the wind
Speaker 1: out of our sales that people just lose interest and
Speaker 1: move on to other things. I got enough wind for everybody.
Speaker 1: I don't worry. I mean, listen, I'm not not gonna lie.
Speaker 1: Alex Cooper came out with Call Her Daddy yesterday and
Speaker 1: she had this exclusive interview with Haley Bieber. Well, listen,
Speaker 1: it's pop culture. She I mean, she's got zillions of followers.
Speaker 1: I would like a shout out from Alex. Maybe Alex
Speaker 1: could plug the Brooklyn Boys or something that'd be nice.
Speaker 1: We plug her no pun intended. Oh my god, that
Speaker 1: you went there? Not No, I didn't. I'm saying nothing,
Speaker 1: absolutely no pun intention. She is something else but but no,
Speaker 1: she interviewed Haley a brilliant podcaster. But don't listen and
Speaker 1: instead of us, listen in additional in addition to us, Yeah,
Speaker 1: we want to make all lies. You want friends anyway, Um,
Speaker 1: we have to recap. We have to recap a couple
Speaker 1: of things in last episode, which is why we tell
Speaker 1: you to listen in order. Do you have to listen
Speaker 1: in order? Jingle? Do you ever bring that home? No?
Speaker 1: I gotta get that. I think you need to get that.
Speaker 1: Can you make a list please? All right'? So a
Speaker 1: couple of treat things. As we say three, it's using
Speaker 1: your thumb first one, index finger two, middle finger three.
Speaker 1: That's how I hold up three fingers thumb index, middle
Speaker 1: one to no, I would. I would if I had
Speaker 1: to count on my fingers, I might hold up that.
Speaker 1: I might use the thumb in the first two if
Speaker 1: I was gonna keep going to five. But I would
Speaker 1: never hold up three. If it's three, it's the middle. Three.
Speaker 1: We've had this conversation. I'll tell you what is painful
Speaker 1: for me to do middle, wait, index, middle, and ring yea,
Speaker 1: because the finger on both my hands doesn't want it
Speaker 1: doesn't want to go up without my pinky going up
Speaker 1: with it. You gotta stretch it. You gotta stretch it.
Speaker 1: All you gotta do is like one or two days.
Speaker 1: You stretch the ligament, and you set for life like
Speaker 1: the vulcan thing, to live long and prosper when you
Speaker 1: make the v I couldn't do that for most of
Speaker 1: my life. Then one day I taped up my fingers
Speaker 1: and I stretched them, and I can do it now
Speaker 1: on both hands. I just feel like my ring finger
Speaker 1: is the one that you can't I can't put up
Speaker 1: on its own without other ones trying to go up
Speaker 1: with it. It's so so strenuous, But I guess I
Speaker 1: gotta do my key go. Well, well, let me ask
Speaker 1: you this. If you're putting up two fingers right, like
Speaker 1: make a peace sign, right, and someone says how many
Speaker 1: are in there? And you go to do you do
Speaker 1: the three fingers the two fingers facing you or out? Like?
Speaker 1: Do you hold them up and go to I faced?
Speaker 1: The fingers have to face me? Okay, and I commit
Speaker 1: I can face it the other way. But you know,
Speaker 1: but why would I do that? Well? When you okay, well,
Speaker 1: when you do your number one and we're number one
Speaker 1: at a sporting event, which way does your finger face
Speaker 1: when number my my figure? Your faces them? Yes, right,
Speaker 1: But when you hold up three, which way do they face?
Speaker 1: They face me? One? Okay? What about when you hold
Speaker 1: up four? They'll be honest. Four No faces me, and
Speaker 1: it's not my thumbs them. Four is like your palm
Speaker 1: up like your high five and my four faces them?
Speaker 1: Really four? Yeah, you tuck your thumb and you go four.
Speaker 1: But my thumb is facing yeah yeah, four faces them right,
Speaker 1: and my thumb is hidden behind so they can only
Speaker 1: see four fingers. No, the thumb is in the palm
Speaker 1: of your hand, yes, but they're they're seeing the four fingers.
Speaker 1: The thumb is hidden to them, and I'm looking at it.
Speaker 1: It's not hidden the thumb is facing them, but it's
Speaker 1: folded over. I go palm out four up? Is palm out? No,
Speaker 1: it's palm in. No what he does like given some
Speaker 1: of the middle finger. No, you don't go four with
Speaker 1: your palm to your face. That's insanity. Nobody does that
Speaker 1: at David Brodie had Scary Jones at the Brooklyn Boys.
Speaker 1: And by the way, you probably I have to. If
Speaker 1: I'm putting up my ring finger, I have to have
Speaker 1: my thumb hold my pinky down. No, yeah, it has
Speaker 1: to otherwise did the pinky maybe? Maybe? Alright, I'm not anyway. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: so one to tree things. Okay, so last week I
Speaker 1: told you about the five dollar tip I took back.
Speaker 1: Everyone agreed with me. Everyone everyone, everyone agree with me,
Speaker 1: and I wanted to read just one here. I got
Speaker 1: it from uh Desert right. I'm with you. Brody totally
Speaker 1: would have taken back to five euro sounds like it
Speaker 1: sounds like to me he was trying to pull a
Speaker 1: fast one, especially after you paid sixty dollars for the
Speaker 1: five minute trip. Alright, alright, well I gotta I got
Speaker 1: a lot of people agree with me, and then I'm
Speaker 1: gonna read some some tweets. Do that. Let me read
Speaker 1: the one that agrees with me, because I know where
Speaker 1: you're going with this, and you can go fund yourself. Okay,
Speaker 1: we're talking about the five dollars. We're talking about that
Speaker 1: the habit. Okay, read the one person who didn't know.
Speaker 1: Go ahead, alright, hold on a second, No, I'm gonna go. Oh,
Speaker 1: let me go to the Brooklyn Boys account on instagramwet
Speaker 1: you show you read ten and then you can read
Speaker 1: one for whatever reason. Okay, this one comes from someone
Speaker 1: in the Catholic Church. Father O'Malley, who is it? Where
Speaker 1: is it? Hold on? He works in the Catholic Church. No, no, no,
Speaker 1: I gotta find this tweet now, damn it. I had
Speaker 1: it and it's gone from DJ Millie. That's DJ Underscore
Speaker 1: Millie Underscore and why it sounds like a priest listening
Speaker 1: to I'm Roman Catholic. Okay, I will have to side
Speaker 1: with Scary Jones on this one. I went to Catholic
Speaker 1: school my whole life and have never known the non
Speaker 1: vestments as a habit. I feel you'd only know if
Speaker 1: you're studying to be a part of the church like me.
Speaker 1: Now I know that that may not be the case.
Speaker 1: I just don't think it's a common and I think
Speaker 1: the silent majority is what we're experiencing here. People did
Speaker 1: not write in because they agreed with me in silence.
Speaker 1: But these, the vocal minority, are the ones who lashed
Speaker 1: out and have tweeted us. That's saying that I'm crazy
Speaker 1: for never have never heard in my life that a
Speaker 1: habit is what a nun wears. I've never heard the
Speaker 1: term habit, and I've never seen sister act so okay
Speaker 1: or two. No, I've never seen it. Because people like, well,
Speaker 1: didn't you see it in that, I'm like, well, Alison
Speaker 1: Michelson says, I immediately, without hesitation or question, burst out
Speaker 1: laughing when Brodie made his habit joke. And I'm not
Speaker 1: even a religious person. Sorry, Scary Jen Jennie for Jenicef
Speaker 1: she said, how do you not know it's called a habit?
Speaker 1: My Baptist wife after the Book of Genesis For Alison Beagle, Uh, sorry,
Speaker 1: Scary Jones. I think it's pretty common site a knowledge
Speaker 1: sit to that nun's outfit is called a habit. Nice joke,
Speaker 1: David Brodie's crack it up Shandy Jew mobster, This jew
Speaker 1: in his middle name. The jew knew what was called
Speaker 1: the habit. Shame on you, Scary Jones. This job makes
Speaker 1: your argument for dill as a traditional seasoning a Jewish seasoning,
Speaker 1: even weaker. Do I know Mr donut Pants were big
Speaker 1: fan of iron. You call her anal girl? My dad
Speaker 1: I love her. My dad and I are Jewish. We
Speaker 1: got the nun joked episode we knew that what nuns
Speaker 1: wear is called the habit, Brandy Rodkowski, Scary Jones, No
Speaker 1: Scary Jones knows about a habit, and Frankensensen murr um.
Speaker 1: Come on, I'm not religious at all. I know your
Speaker 1: Catholic school teachers have been disappointed. You know, I feel
Speaker 1: like Brian Stokler needs me to read his tweet. Hold on, sorry,
Speaker 1: Scary I was listening to episode twenty eight and I
Speaker 1: was screaming at the radio about Brodie's habit joke and
Speaker 1: how you missed it twice. Well, listen, I missed it
Speaker 1: because I didn't know that a nun is wears a habit. Okay,
Speaker 1: I didn't know it, so I'm not taking upcept exception
Speaker 1: to the cleverness of the joke. I had would have
Speaker 1: had to have known what it was first, what is
Speaker 1: the bast way? There's nothing. What does the priest wear
Speaker 1: on his neck? What does he wear on his neck?
Speaker 1: You don't know what it's called? The white thing, the
Speaker 1: white thing around his neck? Yep, I don't know. You
Speaker 1: don't know what it's called when a priest. We'll tell
Speaker 1: me what is it. I'll tell you if I would
Speaker 1: have heard of it before. It's a priest caller. Okay,
Speaker 1: that self expl No, it's the white thing that heard.
Speaker 1: But to me, a habit is something you break like
Speaker 1: Lincoln Park's song break in the habit, like a habit is.
Speaker 1: I know what a collar is? That makes sense? That
Speaker 1: self explanatory. A white collar, the priest collar that duh? Okay,
Speaker 1: I understand that, But but I didn't know that a
Speaker 1: nun wears a habit. Okay, you know what it's called
Speaker 1: a homonym. Scary words have other meanings, you know, I
Speaker 1: get that, But I just never heard the term. Okay,
Speaker 1: crucial crucial alright, fair enough, what does that mean? Don't
Speaker 1: know what am I making a reference to? Hey, we
Speaker 1: both have airplane stories. Oh, I got a bunch airplane story. Yeah,
Speaker 1: And if you could find airport story, if you could
Speaker 1: fix you cheap little feed there that you've got coming
Speaker 1: back to me, then maybe we could start getting into
Speaker 1: those that go worse. That was you. Are you sure
Speaker 1: I wasn't just speaking with from the Bible and you
Speaker 1: just didn't understand it. You cut out several times. But
Speaker 1: I think you're good now. Um man, uh you know,
Speaker 1: all right, let's say that for a second because we
Speaker 1: have to take a break. But before that, did you
Speaker 1: pick up You're Brooklyn Boys meet shirts to meet up
Speaker 1: t shirts because this selling, this selling and then and
Speaker 1: there for a limited time only, and I will I
Speaker 1: will give you this offer as I always do. Once
Speaker 1: you buy the shirts, send me a picture of it
Speaker 1: or you're wearing it or at your house, and I
Speaker 1: will put it on Instagram. Yeah, this is a spec
Speaker 1: It's almost like a concert T shirt. Sometimes people buy
Speaker 1: concert T shirts and they don't go to the concert.
Speaker 1: Similar thing. We had the Brooklyn Boys meet up at
Speaker 1: a steakhouse and we made a commemorative T shirt and
Speaker 1: it's really cool fucking shirt on its own. And if
Speaker 1: you weren't there and you want to buy the shirt,
Speaker 1: scary and I scary, and I will not tell anybody
Speaker 1: that you weren't there. Yeah, you could pretend like you
Speaker 1: were there. So go to Brooklyn Boys dot Big Cartel
Speaker 1: dot com. That's Brooklyn Boys dot Big Cartel dot com,
Speaker 1: and uh, buy them before they're gone. How about that?
Speaker 1: Don't buy them. It's like mcribb. It's like for a
Speaker 1: limited time only. Yeah, but the mcribb comes back, the
Speaker 1: shirt will not be coming back. Yes, that's a bad example.
Speaker 1: So it's like, uh uh, we went away, it never
Speaker 1: came back, and now we were better a better example. Well,
Speaker 1: that's known as the the biggest flop. The model t
Speaker 1: Ford was the one that that that one no no.
Speaker 1: The ed was in the fifties six what happened. I
Speaker 1: believe it was like a new car company and it
Speaker 1: was just a major flop. It's like AIDS candy AIDS.
Speaker 1: There was there was this candy bar called AIDS a
Speaker 1: y ds that was popular in the early eighties, and
Speaker 1: they were commercials about AIDS and they were like, eat
Speaker 1: these AIDS candy and you will lose weight. Well, then
Speaker 1: unfortunately AIDS happened, and then the AIDS candy went away,
Speaker 1: unfortunately for other reasons besides the candy obviously. But speaking
Speaker 1: of things that do come back scary. There are two
Speaker 1: things that do come back that are very important, and
Speaker 1: I want to bring them up in two thousand six.
Speaker 1: If you're a Mets fan, this will mean something to you.
Speaker 1: And if it doesn't, that's fine. But in two thousand six,
Speaker 1: there was a hit song on the radio in mostly
Speaker 1: on the East Coast called and we say, and she says,
Speaker 1: excuse me by Lucas, product local talent here in New York.
Speaker 1: And I got him to sing a Mets parody of
Speaker 1: his own song, yep. And it was and and we say,
Speaker 1: Let's go Mets, and it was very popular. And oh six,
Speaker 1: when the Mets went to the uh the playoffs and
Speaker 1: in fact the uh the Mets when you call the stadium,
Speaker 1: that was the on hold music. So they played at
Speaker 1: the game, we played on the radio, got a lot
Speaker 1: of national attention. Lucas did the Mets parade that they
Speaker 1: had extreet fair. He sang it. He's on all the
Speaker 1: TV morning shows New York years ago. Wow, uh sixteen exactly, yep.
Speaker 1: In speaking of fifteens, when the Mets made the World Series,
Speaker 1: he and I I updated the song and he re
Speaker 1: sang it, and I thought it was dead at that point,
Speaker 1: like it ready, it's a sixteen year old song. Then
Speaker 1: it was, then it's a seven year old song. Well,
Speaker 1: now that the Mets are making the playoffs again, our
Speaker 1: Mets fans have been asking me, Hey, we're getting a
Speaker 1: new song, We're updating the song, We're gonna do something
Speaker 1: with it. So I was sort of like, yeah, you know,
Speaker 1: but I got all those free time now, and I thought,
Speaker 1: what the hell? So I rewrote it today September as
Speaker 1: we record this and Lucas product p R A t
Speaker 1: A Is currently re singing it nice and we'll have
Speaker 1: it early next week. Um, you know on social media
Speaker 1: and radio stations if they want to play it, and
Speaker 1: you're gonna give it to the stadium and maybe they'll
Speaker 1: play at the ballpark. I am going to give it
Speaker 1: to the stadium, and I may give it to uh,
Speaker 1: the Jersey Kid, So we'll see WHOA. I'll tell you
Speaker 1: why that's not why not David Brody forming an alliance
Speaker 1: with the Jersey Kid. Well, I'll give it to Carole
Speaker 1: and his co host, But I'll tell you why. That
Speaker 1: song was a big hit and was first played on
Speaker 1: his radio station in New York w k TU and
Speaker 1: because it's an older dance song that really wouldn't fit
Speaker 1: in with the with the with the radio stations music list,
Speaker 1: it makes more sense. I haven't decided. Plus, Lucas product
Speaker 1: performed at kt US concert this that's that's what makes it.
Speaker 1: He's a big deal. They saw it. However, if they
Speaker 1: don't play it, you'll know the Jersey Kid after me.
Speaker 1: So's next week. I want you to start harassing him
Speaker 1: Kid to play Brody's met songs. There you go. So
Speaker 1: I canna tell the other thing, I'll tell you the
Speaker 1: other thing that's coming back later. I promise one more
Speaker 1: than all Right, let's share airplane. Uh, first of all, um,
Speaker 1: all Italian airlines. But first of all, you can't I'm Italian.
Speaker 1: I can say this. You can't trust Italians. Where we are.
Speaker 1: We are slimy and grimy as the day is long. Sorry,
Speaker 1: And we have a lot of Italian people listening, some Italians, okay,
Speaker 1: the European Italians from Italy. These people, some of them
Speaker 1: are real sneaky bastards. I boarded an all Italia listening
Speaker 1: you're like, oh, we're gonna have yeah. Yeah. By the way,
Speaker 1: I'm the Jew who acts Italian he's the Italian that
Speaker 1: just said that. Do remember the old Alatali a joke?
Speaker 1: How do you tell the plane is an all Italia airplane?
Speaker 1: It has black hair under its wings. Ohio like that,
Speaker 1: and it's shirt is half unbutton if all kidding aside,
Speaker 1: these bastards are these flight attendants, they were all Italian men.
Speaker 1: They were sneaky Italian men on this air this flight.
Speaker 1: Well you're gonna you're gonna hear what what what they did?
Speaker 1: So I paid for the upper class, meaning of course
Speaker 1: where you get a meal on the flight. Now here,
Speaker 1: but by the way, in European flights and a lot
Speaker 1: of them, they it's just like an extra sixty dollars
Speaker 1: and you can sit up front, but there's nothing fancy
Speaker 1: about the plane. Otherwise, some of those flights are not
Speaker 1: what you're thinking. It's not like first class, like the
Speaker 1: lay flat the planes made by Cadillac, right, right, So
Speaker 1: so I was supposed to get a meal, So all
Speaker 1: it was. I was one of like maybe six people
Speaker 1: that bought this ticket, right and come around they'll I'm like, oh,
Speaker 1: what's what's the dinner? Because I was looking forward it
Speaker 1: was like a you know, three hour flight and they
Speaker 1: were like, oh you get uh the um we just
Speaker 1: have this chicken sandwich was called sandwich. And I'm like
Speaker 1: okay uh. And then they give me the sandwich and
Speaker 1: I opened it up and it's a cold sandwich with
Speaker 1: like a couple of pieces of cheese and it looks
Speaker 1: like some jelly or some ship. But there's no fucking
Speaker 1: chicken anywhere in sight. It's not a chicken sandwich. But
Speaker 1: they kind of like we very dodgy about and weird
Speaker 1: and suspect about when they were handing out the sandwiches.
Speaker 1: So everyone got the same thing. It was like an
Speaker 1: old cold roll with like two pieces of cheese and
Speaker 1: again like a jellish like jellysh like substance. You can't
Speaker 1: pass it off as chicken. It was no chicken, no
Speaker 1: meat anywhere to be found, all right, So now all
Speaker 1: right we eat out a little sandwich. And by the way,
Speaker 1: there was nothing with it. There's no accompaniment. I'm like, wow,
Speaker 1: this is what you fuck this next time? You know,
Speaker 1: I thought I was gonna get our meal with some things,
Speaker 1: other things that you may get in business class and
Speaker 1: other carriers. All of a sudden, let me start smelling
Speaker 1: something cooking I'm like, what's that, what's that? What's that
Speaker 1: coming from the galley? It smells good. Something's fucking cooking
Speaker 1: back there in the front. Now, they had a curtain
Speaker 1: that goes across the front of the galley, which is
Speaker 1: which leads you to the exit of the plane. And
Speaker 1: then they had what I've never seen before, a cross curtain,
Speaker 1: like an l formation that cuts off whatever is going
Speaker 1: on in the galley from the main aisle. So every
Speaker 1: time the two flight attendant guys went into the front galley,
Speaker 1: they closed they they made it a point to close
Speaker 1: the front curtain. And then cloth is the elk curtain,
Speaker 1: and they were doing something behind that second curtain, and
Speaker 1: the smell started getting better, and the aroma of food,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, what's going on. All of a sudden
Speaker 1: I could see a little crack in the curtain. He
Speaker 1: opens up the first curtain in the front galley where
Speaker 1: the food was. Whatever he's doing with a two with
Speaker 1: two trays full of real food, and he and he
Speaker 1: knocks on the fucking He goes to the right and
Speaker 1: he knocks on the pilot door, the door where the
Speaker 1: pilot is, and he goes inside to the cockpit and
Speaker 1: he serves them fucking dinner. Wait a second, it gets better.
Speaker 1: Hold on. Fucking five minutes later, the other flight attendants
Speaker 1: from the back of the plane come come up to
Speaker 1: the galley. They again, they opened the curtain, and then
Speaker 1: they closed the curtain behind them, and then they opened
Speaker 1: the second curtain. They closed the second curtain. There's fucking
Speaker 1: four guys sitting back there, and now I hear fucking
Speaker 1: silverware clinking and surrounded plates, and I'm smelling chicken. I'm
Speaker 1: smelling food, and I'm like day's motherfucker's. They did the
Speaker 1: old bait and switch. They took of all of our
Speaker 1: quote business first class meals that we were supposed to
Speaker 1: be served, and they're ain't it for themselves. They fucking
Speaker 1: staff ain't the fucking food. And that's good, that's not
Speaker 1: that's worse than not good. I want my fucking money back.
Speaker 1: You can you imagine the balls on these assholes. I mean, well,
Speaker 1: you know, asshole with balls. But seriously, these dudes, and
Speaker 1: these were slick, slicker than grease, the Italian flight attendant dudes.
Speaker 1: And they were these good looking guys in their thirties
Speaker 1: and they're talking with these thick Italian accents, and I'm
Speaker 1: like boar, and there was like fumes coming out of
Speaker 1: my fucking ears because I knew I had been had.
Speaker 1: That's not right, scary, It's that they definitely, they definitely
Speaker 1: ate our fucking food. They because what happens is was,
Speaker 1: I know people in the airline industry, they ordered the
Speaker 1: meals for the amount of people who bought tickets. So
Speaker 1: there were six of us, exactly six of us that
Speaker 1: were in the first class a quote, that were due
Speaker 1: a meal, and the six and there was six of them.
Speaker 1: There were there were four flight attendants, two in the back,
Speaker 1: two in the front, and the two pilots. It made
Speaker 1: perfect sense. And they fed the pilots because I watched
Speaker 1: them put the trays in the front. I'm going, maybe
Speaker 1: the pilots get to eat special food because they're pilots.
Speaker 1: And then but then they all took turns going behind
Speaker 1: the fucking second curtain and there, and there's rustling back there,
Speaker 1: and I'm hearing fork against plate and I'm hearing and
Speaker 1: then I hear them like, you know, busting their own
Speaker 1: little table and then putting stuff in the back. Motherfucker's
Speaker 1: you fucking you owe me fucking my money back on
Speaker 1: that flight. Did you hear any time did one guy
Speaker 1: goes going to chicken the sandwich? No, but they had
Speaker 1: more than chicken sandwich. You know, they had chicken on
Speaker 1: a plate. They actually had a half chicken with mashed potatoes.
Speaker 1: They had a full meal, and they gave me, I
Speaker 1: guess what was a vegetarian meal for people that would
Speaker 1: whatever it is they had enough of for like the
Speaker 1: six of us. And we're sitting there like a bunch
Speaker 1: of stooges, like a bunch of idiots. I can't believe
Speaker 1: you put up with that. You didn't complain, you didn't
Speaker 1: say anything. What are we gonna say? You stand up
Speaker 1: and you walk in, You walk the curtain open, like,
Speaker 1: what's going on? Back here? You go? I thought this
Speaker 1: was the bathroom. Oh what do you guys got? You
Speaker 1: guys got chicken? You gave me a stale roll with
Speaker 1: fucking cream cheese and the jelly. Well, let me tell
Speaker 1: you a similar story. And he told me he was chicken.
Speaker 1: He tried to tell me I was eating chicken. When
Speaker 1: I was done, wasn't eating chicken. You know, he looked
Speaker 1: at you as a fake Italian. He took advantage of
Speaker 1: you because that they sucked out, They fucked over everybody.
Speaker 1: They took our money, they used our fucking our meal
Speaker 1: ticket for their meals and they ate our meals. Wow.
Speaker 1: So flying home from Amsterdam because you you you, you
Speaker 1: got off the cruise and you went to Italy. Going
Speaker 1: flying home from Amsterdam, we were given a certain amount
Speaker 1: of money to buy our ticket home, right, because people
Speaker 1: were living leaving from all different places, and the Norwegian
Speaker 1: Cruise Line and Jaw Marketing gave us some money and
Speaker 1: said here, buy your ticket with this money, this should
Speaker 1: be enough to cover your flight and transportation from the airport.
Speaker 1: Very generous of them. However, my wife and I have
Speaker 1: miles saved up from credit cards from flights for a
Speaker 1: very long time. Scary. We haven't been on vacation together
Speaker 1: on like a real flight in like, I don't know,
Speaker 1: seven or eight years, maybe right. We've gone to Disney
Speaker 1: with the kids, but as far as like flying nice,
Speaker 1: we really haven't done it in a long time. So
Speaker 1: we have all these miles saved up, plus the pandemic
Speaker 1: using the credit cards, we have the place to fly.
Speaker 1: So we upgraded on United Airlines to what's known as
Speaker 1: Polaris First class. I've heard I've been so before. I
Speaker 1: tell you what that's like. And remember I never fly
Speaker 1: first class. I'm like, I kept thinking, even though I
Speaker 1: had a ticket, I kept thinking it would have picked
Speaker 1: me up and me off the plane or drag me
Speaker 1: to the back of the plane because that's where normally sitting.
Speaker 1: I'm fine with that. Well, we were for the first time,
Speaker 1: I think for me at least fifteen years. We were
Speaker 1: in boarding group one. Boarding group one. You know what
Speaker 1: that means. That means all the overhead compartments you want.
Speaker 1: It means you get to go on first. It means
Speaker 1: it means it means every motherfucker in the airport stands
Speaker 1: up and walks towards the line. That's what it means. Yes,
Speaker 1: I have this wall. I wait till boarding group. Like,
Speaker 1: if I'm boarding group four, I might get up for
Speaker 1: boarding group three because it's like usually by the time
Speaker 1: to get the three and they go three, four or five,
Speaker 1: six seven. In other words, all the dregs everybody get on.
Speaker 1: But I don't ever get up for boarding group one
Speaker 1: because that's the foo fu people in the suits. That's
Speaker 1: not me. Let me let me say one interject here,
Speaker 1: because a similar experience anyone, And I learned this anyone
Speaker 1: traveling outside of the United States. They're animals. They don't
Speaker 1: have a sense, they don't have a sen of semblance.
Speaker 1: They all just push and they crowd the line. There
Speaker 1: is no such thing as boarding groups for them. Um,
Speaker 1: I've seen it. Happened to me three times in Europe
Speaker 1: on this trip alone. So the way it's set up
Speaker 1: the boarding group, there's like stanchions and a narrow walkway.
Speaker 1: So the so the stanchions funnel, Like why why United
Speaker 1: people are familiar? United? Group one stand in this lane.
Speaker 1: Group two Green, stand in this lane. Everybody else wait
Speaker 1: till your group is right. So people were funneling in
Speaker 1: from the side, trying to get in front of me
Speaker 1: because my wife was in front of me, and they're
Speaker 1: trying to get between me and my wife. I'm like, no, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: no no, we're groping, bitch for this. I see their
Speaker 1: their tickets, like there their boarding passes, and they don't
Speaker 1: say boarding group one, Like excuse me, boarding, isn't it funny?
Speaker 1: I did the same thing. I'm looking at people's boarding
Speaker 1: pass in front of me. That ships I've waited a
Speaker 1: decade get out of my way. So so we we
Speaker 1: got They finally weed out the people from the other
Speaker 1: boarding groups and we get on the plane. I think
Speaker 1: I referenced you to Rob and I said, what would
Speaker 1: Broody do if he was faced with the same situation? Right, yeah,
Speaker 1: so I almost I did. I did get into that.
Speaker 1: So we get into the Polaris First Class. Now there's
Speaker 1: actual like first class, and then there's the Polaris first Class,
Speaker 1: which is the front front front of the plane. These
Speaker 1: are they have like yeah, they have like metal frames
Speaker 1: like semicircles of privacy, and and then your your seat reclines,
Speaker 1: your feet go up and your back goes back. You
Speaker 1: could lay flat in your seat and covers and a
Speaker 1: pillow and so you can go to bed. They give
Speaker 1: you They give you blankets to keep, to keep, and
Speaker 1: headphones to keep. You have a little storage cabinet those yes,
Speaker 1: you have a ledge, and you have the TV screen,
Speaker 1: a foot rest. When you put your feet back, it's paradise, right,
Speaker 1: so good. They give you a good night with shaven cream,
Speaker 1: toothpaste like a whole toiletree thing. So it sucks. There's
Speaker 1: only like six rows, right, so they're coming by now,
Speaker 1: there's two two aisles left a'l right aisle, and my
Speaker 1: wife are in the middle. We have like the two
Speaker 1: in the middle together, right, so we have like our
Speaker 1: own little apartment building, like right in that perfect and
Speaker 1: so so the person on the left goes to horror
Speaker 1: and says, which of these two meals would you like?
Speaker 1: Would you like the scrambled eggs sandwich with turkey breast
Speaker 1: and cheddar cheese or the or the curd and raisin
Speaker 1: filled crape. So my wife says, now, now, to keep
Speaker 1: in mind, the person in my aisle is two rows
Speaker 1: away from me. They haven't gotten me yet. So my
Speaker 1: wife says, oh, of course I'd like to scrambled egg sandwich.
Speaker 1: And he goes, oh, we were just ran out of those.
Speaker 1: So my wife says, what you just offered it to me? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I just remembered the last guy got the last one,
Speaker 1: so I so I'm like, So she looks at me.
Speaker 1: My wife looks at me. She looks like she knows
Speaker 1: I'm funcked now. So so the guy comes to my side.
Speaker 1: The woman comes to my side. I'm sorry and she
Speaker 1: and she says, um, I'm here for your order. Uh.
Speaker 1: In addition to the appetizer, the almond smoothie bowl. Um,
Speaker 1: what does he would you like? I said, well, I
Speaker 1: would like the the uh gianduja shortcake breadcake. But as
Speaker 1: far as the entree, I would like to scrambled egg sandwich,
Speaker 1: which rumor has it you might be out of. But
Speaker 1: I'm in rows six out of six in in in
Speaker 1: Polaris class, so i'd like just I think we might
Speaker 1: be out of those, I said, I think I might
Speaker 1: be upset in a minute, so if you could please
Speaker 1: get me one from somewhere. Maybe there's someone in the
Speaker 1: front who was iffy, I said, is there someone in
Speaker 1: the front who was like, I don't know, it doesn't matter.
Speaker 1: I'll take either. One who might not care, because I'd
Speaker 1: like this is probably gonna leave it there any to
Speaker 1: be asleep. It's just gonna be sitting in front of him.
Speaker 1: If there was anyone who wasn't enthusiastic about the scrambled
Speaker 1: egg sandwich with turkey and shatter, I would like you
Speaker 1: to slip them the curd crepe and give that to
Speaker 1: them the current herd the piece of crepe. Uh, I
Speaker 1: would really like this, I said, I don't eat curd,
Speaker 1: and I really would like, I have a very tired
Speaker 1: I A please please, this is a once in a
Speaker 1: lifetime flight. We're in Polaris class. How could you be
Speaker 1: out of it? You already have six flows. You haven't
Speaker 1: even gotten to the backup playing yet. So so so
Speaker 1: twenty minutes twenty minutes later, she comes by and she
Speaker 1: slips it to me, and she goes, I got one
Speaker 1: for you. That's good, so I said. I said, listen,
Speaker 1: I really appreciate that. But my once one too, So
Speaker 1: she got one from my wife. Here's a little good good.
Speaker 1: They both got it. But public service announcement. If you're
Speaker 1: going to go all the way and book your first
Speaker 1: class tickets, do this sit in row one, two or three,
Speaker 1: because beyond that, that happens every time they for whatever reason,
Speaker 1: they run out of one of the options. And it's
Speaker 1: always option. You always have two options. Right, you have
Speaker 1: scrambled egg sandwich and Curtins. Okay, total maybe in first
Speaker 1: class let's see excuse me, one, two, three, four, five,
Speaker 1: Maybe thirty people are in this Polaris class. Right, you
Speaker 1: can't fit thirty scrambled egg sandwiches on the plane. You
Speaker 1: can't fit because they do a guest a minute, and
Speaker 1: they do some of this and some of that. But
Speaker 1: to me, people are they guestimate and he want the
Speaker 1: crappy curd crap. That's what I'm saying. They should do
Speaker 1: two of those and twenty six of the other. Give me.
Speaker 1: I don't want the crappy kurd the curd cake. Yeah. Now,
Speaker 1: now similarly, if I could you gonna this, this happened
Speaker 1: and I burned Danielle on this um. They were coming
Speaker 1: around and on our trip to Vegas, and I was
Speaker 1: there with Elvis and Danielle and Gandhi and we were
Speaker 1: towards the back of the of this area, you know,
Speaker 1: and we got a meal served to us. And wait
Speaker 1: a minute, Wait a minute, wait a minute, I'm calling bullshit.
Speaker 1: What come on? You said, who was sitting with you ahead?
Speaker 1: And we were seeing to the back of first class.
Speaker 1: That's right, Jane was not sitting in the back. You said,
Speaker 1: We're until the Danielle. It was me, Danielle and l Y.
Speaker 1: That must be nice. Yeah, And they come around and
Speaker 1: Danielle is like, I'm craving a cheeseburger. I would just
Speaker 1: love a cheeseburger. And then and then they're like, well,
Speaker 1: here's what we have to offer you. And they offer
Speaker 1: this this chicken with orzo rice and again something similar
Speaker 1: to the crappy curd turd thing, crap crape curp, curd creep,
Speaker 1: the crappy creepy, the creep creepy curd, the crappy curd
Speaker 1: curd turd. Yes whatever, so oh oh, I forgot with
Speaker 1: blueberry compote, crappy curd crepe with compotent with yeah, so
Speaker 1: but a burst of a burst of fruit on top.
Speaker 1: But I'll say this, so, I didn't want either meal
Speaker 1: that was being offered to me. I don't want a
Speaker 1: chicken or zo rice bullshit. So Elvis like sees me
Speaker 1: being different, not being difficult. So I said, I gotta
Speaker 1: be honest. I don't really want that. I said, nam,
Speaker 1: I have too many carbs and stuff, and I don't know,
Speaker 1: I said. He goes, well, he says to me, I
Speaker 1: do have one extra meal. But it's a surprise, he goes.
Speaker 1: I said, really, He goes, yeah, he goes, trust me
Speaker 1: on it. He goes, do you want this surprise? I'm
Speaker 1: not gonna tell you what it is, but do you
Speaker 1: want the surprise you want or do you want these
Speaker 1: other two? So I'm looking at Gandhi and I'm Elvis
Speaker 1: and Danielle, and I'm like, I'll take the surprise meal
Speaker 1: because I guess number three. I wasn't going to eat
Speaker 1: the other two. There's no way. So sure enough the
Speaker 1: food comes. I gotta fucking bacon cheeseburger with fucking all
Speaker 1: the trimmings. And Danielle is like, you son of a bitch,
Speaker 1: and you got the fucking I said, sometimes it pays
Speaker 1: to go fucking's see what's behind door number three. I
Speaker 1: wasn't gonna complain. I took a chance. When you say,
Speaker 1: you know what somethimes, you know what? Danielle. Danielle, God
Speaker 1: bless her. She never complains and never asks how many
Speaker 1: times have we been at restaurants where they mess up
Speaker 1: her order? And she says, I don't want to say anything.
Speaker 1: I don't want to saynything. I'll just eat it. I
Speaker 1: would never do that in this case, man, it paid.
Speaker 1: It paid off because he wasn't gonna tell me what
Speaker 1: it was, so that was the trade off. So I'm like,
Speaker 1: I'm in my mind like it's gotta be He's calling
Speaker 1: it a surprise, so it must be something that it
Speaker 1: could be. Tun a surprise. You don't know, just but
Speaker 1: I was willing to take that chance. I saw a chance,
Speaker 1: and I take it. Isn't there a song? Yeah, if
Speaker 1: I see a chance, I'll take it. What do you
Speaker 1: say to taking chances? Slan deon whatever, take a chance
Speaker 1: on me, all of it? Yeah. So I took a chance,
Speaker 1: and I eat my fucking cheeseburger. So I don't want
Speaker 1: to go fund himself. Boys, podcast will be right back,
Speaker 1: and I have we gonna continue with plane talk or no,
Speaker 1: you know what I have, bust talk bust I can
Speaker 1: I can tell you what happened to me in a bathroom.
Speaker 1: That's a good story. I'll tell you about the bathroom.
Speaker 1: Tell you always have bathroom stories like this? Yeah, I
Speaker 1: got you played. I played the audio of that, so
Speaker 1: I'll tell you what happened to me. I went to
Speaker 1: get a massage and uh, you know you have to
Speaker 1: partially disrobe, right and uh, the woman says, tonight, I
Speaker 1: get naked. No you don't get naked under the cover.
Speaker 1: No no, no, I keep that. Keep what kind of
Speaker 1: is that? Then? No happy ending? You don't. That doesn't
Speaker 1: mean you get a happy ending? Just think why she
Speaker 1: why is she get a massage my ass, and I
Speaker 1: just I just feel like that they get I wear
Speaker 1: like jim shorts like they're the easy there. Yeah, she
Speaker 1: wants to go up the leg or you know, down
Speaker 1: the back a little bit. She can, but I keep
Speaker 1: my pants on. Yeah I'm not a naked guy. Get
Speaker 1: completely naked. No no, no, no, really, sheet comes off
Speaker 1: at some point, dude. They slide it up and down,
Speaker 1: they tuck it under your leg. You not not doing it,
Speaker 1: no anyway. So there I am. She's alright, disrobe and
Speaker 1: I'll be right back. She do you need to use
Speaker 1: the bathroom? I said, no, I'm good. I just used
Speaker 1: the bathroom. Says, okay, good, I'll be right back. So
Speaker 1: she leaves, and I'm laying there. I'm going, oh god,
Speaker 1: I gotta P. I gotta freaking p. What am I
Speaker 1: gonna do? I'm like, I gotta yes, I put my
Speaker 1: shirt back on. I go. I go in the hallway.
Speaker 1: And if you remember the spa on on Norwegian Prima,
Speaker 1: the spa, the it's like half the length of the ship.
Speaker 1: The corridors of rooms is endless. I don't know where
Speaker 1: this woman went. So next to my room, I hear
Speaker 1: like I hit talking and it sounds like another language.
Speaker 1: So I assume it's the woman who I think was Hispanic,
Speaker 1: who was helping me. So I knocked on the door
Speaker 1: because I want to tell her. Hey, I'll be right back,
Speaker 1: because if I go to the bathroom, I don't know
Speaker 1: where bathroom is to begin with. There's nothing but hallways
Speaker 1: and doors. And I said, knock on the door, and
Speaker 1: the woman opens the door. It's a woman giving another
Speaker 1: guy a massage. I'm like, oh, I'm so sorry. I
Speaker 1: just looking for the bathroom. He he had his pants off.
Speaker 1: I could see the bottom half of his ass. I
Speaker 1: don't want to do that. Okay, I already saw the
Speaker 1: blue lagoon. Ass. We don't see it any more. Ass.
Speaker 1: She says, Oh, you have to go down the hall,
Speaker 1: make a left, and by the gym. It's by the gym.
Speaker 1: Go out the door. There's a bathroom. I said, do
Speaker 1: me a favor. If you see the woman who's given
Speaker 1: me my massage, can you tell her then I'll be
Speaker 1: right back. Is well, I'm gonna I don't know I'm
Speaker 1: gonna be. I'll just go. I'll just go so nobody
Speaker 1: knows where I'm going at this point, right because nobody
Speaker 1: my woman is not there. So I go down the hall.
Speaker 1: I make a left, and there's the bathroom outside the
Speaker 1: spa by the entrance to the gym where people are
Speaker 1: working out. But in the hallway there's nothing around but
Speaker 1: the bathroom door and hallways. Falia. Okay. I get in
Speaker 1: the door in the bathroom, beautiful bathroom. And the handle,
Speaker 1: the handle to the door is Florida ceiling, a black
Speaker 1: looks like rope, but like metal, like black twisted metal
Speaker 1: from Florida ceiling is the fancy handle. And in the
Speaker 1: middle of the handle, I would say about eight inches long,
Speaker 1: is it's separated. Okay, So that's it's a long handle
Speaker 1: from the top to the middle, a separation about eight
Speaker 1: inches a handle separation, and then handle to the floor. Okay,
Speaker 1: but the separation is very it's very tight. You could
Speaker 1: barely see the separation because they design this beautifully, right,
Speaker 1: beautifully Okay. So I go in the bathroom, I do
Speaker 1: my business, and I turned the lock. I unlocked the door.
Speaker 1: The door open. So I locked the door unlocked. It's
Speaker 1: got a little lock below to the right of this
Speaker 1: long handle, and I'm turning it, turning it, I'm pulling
Speaker 1: on the door. I can get the door open. So
Speaker 1: my guy, let me, let me analyze this for a minute.
Speaker 1: I'm not getting upset yet. I see the I see
Speaker 1: the lock, and I hear it turn I hear it, right,
Speaker 1: I hear it. But you know the tongue that sticks
Speaker 1: out that that that the clicker, the thing that clicks
Speaker 1: into it. All that's not moving. The bolt is not
Speaker 1: is not there anymore. I see the bolt turning, but
Speaker 1: the toney isn't. So I'm pulling on the door. So
Speaker 1: now I'm going, Okay, the woman's waiting for me. No
Speaker 1: one is in the hallway. The guys are working out
Speaker 1: in the gym down that hole. It's loud. So I
Speaker 1: started going. I started tapping on the door. Hello, Hello, Gary.
Speaker 1: I'm doing that for like five minutes. Now I'm getting
Speaker 1: a little freaked out. You're right right, thank thank you.
Speaker 1: So I'm going hello, Hello, Hello, I'm stuck in the bathroom. Hello,
Speaker 1: I'm running out of time. Oh my god, you're charging me.
Speaker 1: So I'm getting like panicked that no one's gonna hear me,
Speaker 1: and I'm gonna get stuck in the bathroom for the
Speaker 1: whole hour of my massage. I'm gonna eventually she was
Speaker 1: gonna come down looking for you at some point, I
Speaker 1: don't know. So I'm like, hello, help, help, I'm stuck
Speaker 1: in the bathroom. Hello, hey, hey, I'm in if I
Speaker 1: can't get out of the bathroom. So the guy outside
Speaker 1: turns the handle from the outside and lets me out.
Speaker 1: One of the employees I was banging scary for like,
Speaker 1: I don't know seven eight minutes were you banging on
Speaker 1: the bathroom floor? I was right, it wasn't me. It
Speaker 1: wasn't It wasn't me. So I said, I said, you
Speaker 1: gotta tell someone to fix this lock. The lock got stuck.
Speaker 1: You gotta put out out of report of something. I've
Speaker 1: been in here for a while. I'm so sorry to
Speaker 1: make noise, but I couldn't get out. And he reaches
Speaker 1: in and remember I told you what the two sections
Speaker 1: were separated, the little eight inch you gotta keep separated. Yep,
Speaker 1: he goes, look and he puts his hand on the
Speaker 1: eight inch pot that was separated from the top and
Speaker 1: bottom and turns it. Oh, and I went how, I said,
Speaker 1: how would I know that? How would I know to
Speaker 1: turn There's no instruction, there's no like little cook arrow
Speaker 1: like that, says like, turn it this right, So I said,
Speaker 1: I said, am I the first person to get Now
Speaker 1: we're on the maiden voyage, We're the first people on
Speaker 1: this ship. I said, so I must be the first
Speaker 1: person not to see I gotta put a sign up.
Speaker 1: He says, you're not the first person to get locked in? Okay,
Speaker 1: So then then maybe maybe they will put a sign up.
Speaker 1: Maybe they just sign up now in your honor, I hope. So,
Speaker 1: but do you ever get locked in a bathroom or
Speaker 1: something like that? I was, there's no windows. I'm like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, so I got I got like a
Speaker 1: you know, like a ten minute less massa. So wow,
Speaker 1: and you didn't complain about it? Well, no, it was
Speaker 1: my fault. I locked my couldn't open the fucking bathroom door.
Speaker 1: And the guy was like he didn't say it, but
Speaker 1: he had to look on his face like, douche bag,
Speaker 1: you just turned this thing here. He was nice, he
Speaker 1: was nice, but I could tell him he was thinking it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you know, he was like, oh no, no, you just
Speaker 1: turn this. I'm like, who the hell would have known
Speaker 1: to turn the middle bar when I unlocked it? Why
Speaker 1: wouldn't Why wouldn't the tongue thing just open. No, no, no.
Speaker 1: So that's my bathroom story. Nobody masturbating, thank god, because
Speaker 1: if there was, it would have been me. And I
Speaker 1: tell you not, in ten minutes, I might have started. Oh. Man,
Speaker 1: by the way, I um uh, I know, I know
Speaker 1: you're not a fan. I'm gonna lose you right away.
Speaker 1: But I got the I don't know. I have a
Speaker 1: confession to make. Oh, this is my confession. I got
Speaker 1: the iPhone fourteen. Pro of course you did, because you
Speaker 1: know me. I have to have the latest phone. You
Speaker 1: have to. Um. Let me just tell everybody right now,
Speaker 1: it's not as good as Android. Save. No, I'm not
Speaker 1: gonna say that. That would be extreme. Uh, save your money,
Speaker 1: Save your money, don't upgrade. There's nothing. The only thing
Speaker 1: that's different is the cameras better. That's it. It's the
Speaker 1: same fucking phone as the thirteen and the twelve was,
Speaker 1: and even the eleven and ten for that matter. I mean,
Speaker 1: it's just I don't understand quite honestly, the last the
Speaker 1: last four phones from iPhone from Apple have been a
Speaker 1: great disappointment. Now, now, by the way, I know you're like,
Speaker 1: who cares? No, I think like most of our listeners,
Speaker 1: six of our fans. I think in listeners and slices
Speaker 1: use iPhone and you know us and I know you said,
Speaker 1: oh no, it's you're telling me that the new iPhone
Speaker 1: fourteen did not have any uh Android advancements from five
Speaker 1: years ago. It's just no, no, the the but the
Speaker 1: no the OS. This system has it. But you can
Speaker 1: get the OS on your iPhone ten or twelve. It
Speaker 1: doesn't matter. The operating system him has gotten better. But
Speaker 1: and there's some things you can do. But it's just
Speaker 1: and this has been a trend for Apple now it's
Speaker 1: just they used to Apple used to when they used
Speaker 1: to have these announcements with their new devices and new
Speaker 1: phones for the holidays and whatever it is. It used
Speaker 1: to be exciting. It used to be innovative. He used
Speaker 1: to be different. But like you could, like you could
Speaker 1: fold your phone in half. That would be cool, right, No,
Speaker 1: it wouldn't. Necessarily you're trying to lead me down that
Speaker 1: Android trap, you dick. But my point is, yeah, it's
Speaker 1: just Apple in general, it's just so unexciting lately, like
Speaker 1: you want, they have these big Apple events and Cooper Tino,
Speaker 1: they have this tremendous this rollouts with these fancy power
Speaker 1: point presentations and conventions and you know, cold plays fucking singing.
Speaker 1: Here comes bono from YouTube. You know they have these
Speaker 1: huge and and it's just it's lost its luster. Now.
Speaker 1: I don't know, is it? Because you know Steve Jobs
Speaker 1: and I know he's been dead for a while, he
Speaker 1: has dead for a while. But but like it's just
Speaker 1: have they run out of have they run out of technology?
Speaker 1: You're disparaging? Are you disparaging? Tim Apple? And by the way,
Speaker 1: that's a joke if anyone gets that reference Tim Cook.
Speaker 1: Tim Cook. Yeah, And of course no, I'm not. I'm
Speaker 1: just saying, like, have we are we They're like, as
Speaker 1: far as we're have we pushed the limits of technology?
Speaker 1: The problem is what is the issue? Because because nothing is,
Speaker 1: it's nothing different. Here here's the issue. Apple users don't
Speaker 1: need new things. They just need to know the phone
Speaker 1: as a new number. Now it has a four, scary
Speaker 1: instead of a three. It's got a four. You don't
Speaker 1: need to impress iPhone users. They just buy the new one.
Speaker 1: If I can just buy, had I skipped it? Thirteen?
Speaker 1: I had I had? Because wh wouldn't you say what
Speaker 1: does this have before? Why? I'll tell you why? Because
Speaker 1: I got the twelve two years ago at this time,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, well, I skipped a thirteen last year,
Speaker 1: so now let me go from twelve to fourteen. It's
Speaker 1: got to be a little But why wouldn't you don't
Speaker 1: they're gonna do some innovation on it at the why
Speaker 1: wouldn't you Google? What's new? And by the way, Google
Speaker 1: owns Android. I'm just saying, I just it's it's been
Speaker 1: a disappointment and and oh here comes the next watch
Speaker 1: and the next generation of you know, iPad, and it's
Speaker 1: just there's nothing exciting that's new, that's like mind blowing,
Speaker 1: that's like whoa because you know and in the beginning
Speaker 1: out of oh wow moments that made you want to
Speaker 1: but now it's just you're right, It is just the number.
Speaker 1: It is just you're you're okay. So now I upgraded
Speaker 1: my phone. What does this really mean? I have no
Speaker 1: what did they take away this time? Because over the years,
Speaker 1: they've taken away the earphone jack and they don't give
Speaker 1: you a charger. They just give you the charge. They
Speaker 1: give you the cable. They give you the cable, they
Speaker 1: don't give you the plug part of it. So you
Speaker 1: gotta buy that little little son. By the way, and
Speaker 1: by the way, I'm not one of I'm not of
Speaker 1: the generation and they don't give your headphones, they give
Speaker 1: you nothing. I'm not of the generation that calls the
Speaker 1: cable the charger because the cable is not the charger.
Speaker 1: The cables what you plug into the charge correct. So
Speaker 1: I'm just just clar yeah, yeah, they give you the cable.
Speaker 1: But then my kids will say I need a charger,
Speaker 1: I go the box. No, the cable, that's the cable.
Speaker 1: The cable does not charge it by itself. They give
Speaker 1: you the fucking wire, the cable. That's it. That's all
Speaker 1: they give you. They don't give you anything else. But
Speaker 1: they haven't. But that's been the last three or fourth
Speaker 1: You know what. On the flip side, you're making people
Speaker 1: listening to this podcast slices, you know what I'm saying,
Speaker 1: you slices that have like an iPhone eight. Just no,
Speaker 1: you're not missing out. You're not missing that. You feel better,
Speaker 1: that's my point. You're not missing out. Well, anyone who says, oh,
Speaker 1: get a ten, because ten ten was a big difference
Speaker 1: because they got rid of the little but the home button.
Speaker 1: And if you have an eight, it's still good. But
Speaker 1: you know what, I still get an Android. If I were,
Speaker 1: you get Android. They make advance puts the slogan. So
Speaker 1: from anywhere from the ten to the fourteen, all those
Speaker 1: phones in between, and right up to the new one,
Speaker 1: with the exception of the camera, it's the same ship.
Speaker 1: Save your money. That's my point. Yes, Scary Jones is
Speaker 1: telling you to save your money. If I could do
Speaker 1: it again, I would just kept my twelve. I would
Speaker 1: have kept it. Apple. Give me something to be excited about, yeah, yep. Oh.
Speaker 1: Speaking of being excited about things, you know, if I
Speaker 1: had something exciting, I would tell you, right Like when
Speaker 1: when we used to work on the show together. And
Speaker 1: let's say I walked down the hall and I found
Speaker 1: out that there was like barbecue food at the hip
Speaker 1: hop station. Yes, I would come to you and I go, Scary,
Speaker 1: they got barbecue at hip hop station. Come on down,
Speaker 1: let's go. I would always tell you, because you're my boy.
Speaker 1: We were on the Norwegian Prima Beautiful ship. We all
Speaker 1: went together on the cruise and there was an event
Speaker 1: I was not aware of, and apparently it was fantastic
Speaker 1: and you knew about it. There was a seafood fest
Speaker 1: where apparently every restaurant, maybe or almost every restaurant. Did
Speaker 1: we talk about this on the last episode? Did we
Speaker 1: about the seafood you didn't tell me about we talked
Speaker 1: about that? We talked about this? I don't think we did.
Speaker 1: We didn't apologize the last episode. Did we Maybe we
Speaker 1: talked about talking about it. I think we talked about
Speaker 1: talking about it, but we didn't talk about it on
Speaker 1: the podcast. I mean, I can look at the episode
Speaker 1: description and tell you, but I don't think we talked
Speaker 1: about it. Right now, people are screaming, you guys talked
Speaker 1: about it. Don't talk about it again. Oh you know
Speaker 1: when you talked about at the second time, it was
Speaker 1: we'll just make it brief then, you know. I don't
Speaker 1: make it defense a defense for it. I mean, it's
Speaker 1: it's basically just a quick thing, right, I mean, yeah,
Speaker 1: there was a seafood event going out, going around, not listed,
Speaker 1: not listed in description doesn't mean it we didn't cover it.
Speaker 1: I don't don't. So there was this massive seafood in
Speaker 1: every restaurant, just crab legs and crab legs and amazing
Speaker 1: crab legs. Well, my wife and I were not eating
Speaker 1: at that moment. And we're not aware of it. Scary. Uh.
Speaker 1: Doesn't say a word to me. Uh. Two other people
Speaker 1: on the cruise were like, oh, yeah, it was awesome.
Speaker 1: I texted another person on the cruise. You didn't text me,
Speaker 1: So I'm still mad at you for not telling me.
Speaker 1: Just know that the seafood event was ship wide. It
Speaker 1: was everywhere you went to go eat you you could
Speaker 1: they were having the seafood fest. So no, it's amazing.
Speaker 1: So the point is, it's not my fault that you
Speaker 1: went to a specialty restaurant that afternoh. I didn't go
Speaker 1: to especially the restaurant. In fact, I didn't go to
Speaker 1: any specialty restaurants the whole cruise we were we fell
Speaker 1: in love with um. Uh what was that? Uh? Was
Speaker 1: the food truck? One indulge. We ate and indulge almost
Speaker 1: every day. The most amazing food you ordered on your iPad.
Speaker 1: And it's like twelve restaurants. They're like food trucks. It's
Speaker 1: like it's not a food court. It's twelve restaurants all
Speaker 1: making food. So you could have like Indian food, Chinese food,
Speaker 1: barbecue and as. When you sit at the table and
Speaker 1: you start pressing from the iPad, you could. You could
Speaker 1: you could press into one restaurant, order three items, and
Speaker 1: then and then and then that's on this way, and
Speaker 1: you up in like a three minutes and then you
Speaker 1: pick out and now you're you're onto another restaurant. You
Speaker 1: could order from like five six different restaurants, all from
Speaker 1: the iPad from one seat, and they five different waiters
Speaker 1: come from the five different restaurants and just start handing
Speaker 1: you the food. Indulge. Sorry but I didn't. No, it's okay,
Speaker 1: it's okay. Now you made fun of something I told
Speaker 1: you about. I wanted to talk about it real quick.
Speaker 1: You went to Ireland and you said to me, and
Speaker 1: I don't think this was part of the episode. Maybe
Speaker 1: it was. You said you did not get suckered into
Speaker 1: going to the Guinness factory. And I said to you,
Speaker 1: I went to the Jamison factory. And you said, oh, okay,
Speaker 1: believe you got that's it's scam. Let me tell you something.
Speaker 1: But I can just tell you a couple of things
Speaker 1: that happened on the Jamison factory from Ireland. I feel
Speaker 1: like we talked about this as well. You have amnesia?
Speaker 1: What's going on here? No? Did we talk about the
Speaker 1: the the drink on the rocks? Do we talk about
Speaker 1: that ahead? Did I talk about golf? I did talk
Speaker 1: about golf. I didn't talk about the Jamison tour. Can
Speaker 1: I talk about the long haired guy and the rich woman?
Speaker 1: We we we have to start writing this ship down.
Speaker 1: Did I talk about the long haired guy and the
Speaker 1: rich woman? I don't remember that, okay? So did I
Speaker 1: tell you about the guy who claimed he knew the whiskey?
Speaker 1: I told you that one, right, I tell you the
Speaker 1: guy okay? And they tell you the guy who ordered um?
Speaker 1: Who ordered uh? Who ordered a drink on a neat
Speaker 1: on the rocks? Neat with ice? Okay? So we got
Speaker 1: free drink cards at the at the Jamison factory. And
Speaker 1: the guy in front of us goes up to the
Speaker 1: ball tender and says, um, I'll have the whiskey with ginger.
Speaker 1: I'd like it. Neat with ice. Well, meat means no,
Speaker 1: right right? He thought it me it meant with nothing
Speaker 1: else in it, like straight straight? I don't know that's
Speaker 1: what do you ordered? I need it anyway? So there
Speaker 1: was a long hair I want your opinion on this.
Speaker 1: It was a long haired guy and a rich woman.
Speaker 1: I think I may have told you that she was boogie.
Speaker 1: Did I tell you about her handbag? No? Okay? Good?
Speaker 1: So she had her clothing was I told you that.
Speaker 1: I may have told you this. She had like a
Speaker 1: hundred thousand dollars worth the clothing on her okay, and
Speaker 1: loaded the My wife said. The purse she had was
Speaker 1: like a ten tho purse okay. And the shoes were
Speaker 1: like thousand dollars shoes at least. And the guy she
Speaker 1: was like seventy. The guy was like thirty forty with
Speaker 1: long hair. He was definitely a kept man. And that's
Speaker 1: my assumption. Okay. So he followed her around the whole time,
Speaker 1: stroking her hair, whatever he has to do to make
Speaker 1: the money. You know what I'm saying. Okay. A couple
Speaker 1: of nights later, we see them at one of the restaurants.
Speaker 1: They're in front of us online. I didn't tell you
Speaker 1: the story, you sure, good? Okay. I need you to
Speaker 1: tell me if you think the woman was wrong. I
Speaker 1: think you're gonna tell me the woman was right. So
Speaker 1: she's got this red bag that my wife was drooling over,
Speaker 1: and we had just come back from from h France. Okay,
Speaker 1: so most likely she was in Paris, we were in Paris.
Speaker 1: We took the bus ride and the three women behind
Speaker 1: the counter who worked on a cruise ship, okay, probably
Speaker 1: they send all their money home to their family. I'm
Speaker 1: assuming they're not rich people. Okay. The three women look
Speaker 1: at her as she's waiting for a table and go, oh,
Speaker 1: it's a very nice bag, very nice, like a compliment.
Speaker 1: And and and this, this woman who's dripping in money, says, oh,
Speaker 1: you like it. Oh, don't worry. It didn't keep me
Speaker 1: from buying five or six more in Paris. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: My question is is it okay for her to say
Speaker 1: it if it's fact or is she age? She should
Speaker 1: read the room? She's tone deaf. Two people I told
Speaker 1: that story too, said to me, nothing wrong with that.
Speaker 1: She should be proud of the money she has. And
Speaker 1: I said, I said, imagine you see a guy on
Speaker 1: the street. Imagine you see a guy in the parking lot.
Speaker 1: He's driving a he's driving a Bentley, and you go, hey, man,
Speaker 1: nice car. And he says to you, oh, you like it.
Speaker 1: I got twelve more back at the house. In the words,
Speaker 1: in the words of Kenchi Glamar, sit down, be humble.
Speaker 1: She said it to these these poor women working for
Speaker 1: a living. Didn't discussed stop me from or six morere
Speaker 1: no read the room. Okay, God, she did not understand
Speaker 1: the assignment. We gotta take okay with scary. Um. I
Speaker 1: saw a really disturbing story that I talked about on
Speaker 1: the radio a little bit this morning. UM talked about
Speaker 1: this and and this was on on Fox five Local
Speaker 1: in New York yesterday. I want your take, Um, and
Speaker 1: I don't maybe with our friend Rosanna Scottle. Yeah, well no,
Speaker 1: it was the ten o'clock news. It was Lisa Evers
Speaker 1: doing an investigating We like Lisa Ever's okay, so very quickly.
Speaker 1: There's a guy. His name is Vibes Cartel v y
Speaker 1: b e. S. Cartel, not his not his not his
Speaker 1: real name. Uh. He's a Jamaican dancehall reggae artist who
Speaker 1: was who was convicted of a murder over a decade ago.
Speaker 1: It has been in jail in the UK ever since.
Speaker 1: By the way, there's a whole side story here that
Speaker 1: he's looking for his freedom, that he was framed and
Speaker 1: the evidence was tampered with. There's a whole side story
Speaker 1: going on with him. And there's in the community that
Speaker 1: knows about him and his music. There's been this clamor
Speaker 1: to get him out of jail. But anyway, that's not
Speaker 1: that's not the story that they did last night. They
Speaker 1: they interviewed this woman who, my god, Brodie was so beautiful,
Speaker 1: a model in her mid twenties, late twenties maybe, who's
Speaker 1: been having a relationship with Vibes Cartel while he's in jail,
Speaker 1: while he's in prison, while he's so now she goes
Speaker 1: into depth and talks about the guy visits. No, no, no,
Speaker 1: they've never been intimate. They've they've never they've barely even
Speaker 1: touched because when she comes to visit him, he's behind
Speaker 1: glass and they can only touch underneath the glass, but
Speaker 1: their fingers. Um. They've had pictures together because they have
Speaker 1: leave days or whatever where they where they do visitation
Speaker 1: where you can actually take them, so they have pictures together,
Speaker 1: but that's the only time they've ever seen or been
Speaker 1: with each other. Uh. And now they're engaged to be married.
Speaker 1: And she speaked, yes, he has to to marry and
Speaker 1: her And how much is he worth? I mean he's
Speaker 1: in jail right now, so I don't know, no, but
Speaker 1: I mean heun still be worth billions worth maybe, But
Speaker 1: the point is. The point is the way that when
Speaker 1: I wish I had the sound, she spoke about him
Speaker 1: in this interview. Uh, she was talking about him like
Speaker 1: she knew everything about him, like they were so in
Speaker 1: love and they emotionally connected, and like she spoke about
Speaker 1: him like they've been living together for forty years, when
Speaker 1: they have never ever spent a fucking day together, let
Speaker 1: alone had sex, let alone been with each other. How
Speaker 1: the funck does this happen? And she's by the way,
Speaker 1: and again not to say that she's she's a smoke show.
Speaker 1: She can get any guy in the world, and she's
Speaker 1: got she's never even convicted murder. Who claims this relationship
Speaker 1: start it was it was on you know, she was
Speaker 1: a fan of his music. But you don't know he's
Speaker 1: wrongfully accused me. He's just assuming he's well, they're set well,
Speaker 1: they're trying to get him out. They're saying this fall.
Speaker 1: He could just be released because of the evidence, the
Speaker 1: DNA or the evidence tampering, whatever it is. That's a
Speaker 1: whole other story. But this guy, he's a famous, very
Speaker 1: famous guy in in Jamaica and in other parts of
Speaker 1: the world, but he's not really he's never had a
Speaker 1: hit on our radio station in America, really, but people
Speaker 1: who know dance hall and reggae no vibes cartel. Okay,
Speaker 1: he's been behind bars for over a decade. But the
Speaker 1: thing is, can you imagine that falling in love with
Speaker 1: somebody you don't know? But she speaks about him, like, like,
Speaker 1: what kind of what kind of like hallucinogens are you
Speaker 1: on that you think you know someone? Let alone you're
Speaker 1: attracted to this guy who very well could be a murderer.
Speaker 1: Look what's up with that? I look, I can I understand.
Speaker 1: Maybe you think he's innocent. I get that. Like me,
Speaker 1: you know he he very well maybe innocent. I'm saying
Speaker 1: he is or I'm not saying is or isn't. I'm
Speaker 1: not if you're talking about I'm answering your question if
Speaker 1: you take out the part where he may might not
Speaker 1: have killed somebody, Like if you're able to rationalize in
Speaker 1: your mind he didn't do it, okay, because that's a
Speaker 1: big that's a big hill to get over. Also, right,
Speaker 1: like I love the guy. He may have killed somebody,
Speaker 1: But let's say you rationalize I know him, I feel
Speaker 1: like he's innocent. All right, You got that out of
Speaker 1: the way. Now you're dealing with a guy you've never
Speaker 1: gone to dinner with. That's what You've never lived with.
Speaker 1: You've never seen a movie with, You've never like seen
Speaker 1: him drive a car to see if he's a crazy
Speaker 1: man behind the wheel. You've never you've never been intimate
Speaker 1: with him. You and I know a lot of couples
Speaker 1: get married they've never been intimate. I understand that, But
Speaker 1: you've never done the real getting to know you thing
Speaker 1: other than whatever he writes an emails and says behind plexiglass.
Speaker 1: So I don't I can't fathom that. So that's really
Speaker 1: where I'm going with this. It has nothing to do
Speaker 1: with him or what he's done or what he hasn't done.
Speaker 1: It's more about how can someone who's a complete stranger, uh,
Speaker 1: talk about someone like she's been with him for forty years?
Speaker 1: And again, the sound of this interview is really where
Speaker 1: it's at. And I'm like, oh my god, but but
Speaker 1: Andre chasing? Is she chasing him because she's in jail?
Speaker 1: Is there? I think there's some some people are into that.
Speaker 1: There's a word for this, the band boy, the bad
Speaker 1: boy syndrome. You know, I'll tell you this though. Some
Speaker 1: people meet on dating apps. They I mean they hook
Speaker 1: up on dating apps, right, they've never met and they
Speaker 1: have virtual sex and they and they hope to meet someday.
Speaker 1: I I met someone uh on intern who married. I
Speaker 1: interviewed her. She didn't end up getting the position unrelated,
Speaker 1: but she uh, she married someone that she met after
Speaker 1: months of online. She had never even seen them. She
Speaker 1: didn't like face time with them or any thing. They
Speaker 1: just they just online. Oh no, they did FaceTime. They
Speaker 1: did FaceTime. She had seen him, but they've never met.
Speaker 1: And they got married when she landed, Like they got
Speaker 1: married like that that like right then, in like a
Speaker 1: week or two later or whatever. Yeah, yeah, that's crazy.
Speaker 1: That's it. Who does that? Who does that? Not me?
Speaker 1: But like how what goes through someone's mind? Is it? Uh?
Speaker 1: I don't know, you feel like you know somebody. I guess,
Speaker 1: I don't know. You just get a vibe cartel, good vibes,
Speaker 1: good vibrations. I don't know you. Or is it the
Speaker 1: fact that because he's uh in jail, he can't go
Speaker 1: anywhere and he's tracked well you know where he is,
Speaker 1: and he's not another woman. There's that. But yeah, I
Speaker 1: don't know more to this story will develop because uh
Speaker 1: they say any month now he could be out of jail,
Speaker 1: and uh because he maybe he may be exonerated or
Speaker 1: whatever it is. But and then they'll they will consummate
Speaker 1: their marriage. I guess God bless him to be continued.
Speaker 1: All right, the boys scary. I taught you what a
Speaker 1: backronym is, didn't I right that golf doesn't stand for gentlemen,
Speaker 1: only ladies forbidden right rights in acronyms that that that
Speaker 1: don't stand for right, and a lot of them are,
Speaker 1: let's face it, they're they're all perpetuated on TikTok. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So one Valdivia, our listener send me. No, he sent
Speaker 1: me this, uh this um real and it's some internet
Speaker 1: guy named Josh Paularlyn interviewing a guy. I'm gonna tell
Speaker 1: you his name in a second. Hold on. He's interviewing
Speaker 1: a guy named m what's this guy's name? I got?
Speaker 1: Look at the comment section. The guy speaking is the
Speaker 1: real brad Leah. I don't know or do I care
Speaker 1: who the real brad Lea is. But he sent me
Speaker 1: his video and I wanted to play it because the
Speaker 1: interviewer is blown away and what one said to me
Speaker 1: in the In the direct message, the d M was,
Speaker 1: I was today years old dot dot dot. I assume
Speaker 1: he's joking because he knows it's not real, because every
Speaker 1: comment is shredding this guy. But this guy talks very confidently,
Speaker 1: like he's giving you information, and the interviewer takes the information,
Speaker 1: he goes, holy crap, I had no idea. I want
Speaker 1: you to listen to the information, scary, and tell me
Speaker 1: what you think. What the word stands for it fornication
Speaker 1: under consent of the king. Yeah, you used to have
Speaker 1: to get permission to have children because the population control.
Speaker 1: So when you wanted to have sticks to your wife,
Speaker 1: you literally had to go get permission from the kings.
Speaker 1: And when you got permission from the king, they would
Speaker 1: stamp it right on your papers. F U c K,
Speaker 1: which means fornication under consent of the king. Interesting, okay,
Speaker 1: so that's that's bullshit. Fuck does not stand for anything.
Speaker 1: It does not mean for unlawful carnal knowledge. In fact,
Speaker 1: one guy commented, I'm assuming he's right. He said, according
Speaker 1: to English English literature, um uh, some of this some
Speaker 1: of this satire, like this guy doing this, This guys,
Speaker 1: no this guy's interviewed on a podcast. You have to
Speaker 1: see it. He's legitimate. He totally believes he's blowing this
Speaker 1: guy's mind. So this guy, so you don't think he's
Speaker 1: trying to pull a fast one on the guy and
Speaker 1: that he knows it. No, no, anyway, this guy wrote actually,
Speaker 1: before the sixteenth century, the words fornication and consent did
Speaker 1: not exist in any form in the English language. So
Speaker 1: for this guy to say that this was a thing
Speaker 1: in the twelfth century is not possible because fornication wasn't
Speaker 1: even a word back then. So not that I needed
Speaker 1: to know that, but fund does not mean that. But
Speaker 1: this guy's like he got to see him. He's like
Speaker 1: a rich dude in suit. He's like, I just want
Speaker 1: you to know. He's saying it like I'm gonna blow
Speaker 1: your mind right now. And the guy's like, dude, knowledge,
Speaker 1: So no, it does not mean that knowledge. Dude, dude,
Speaker 1: knowledge due knowledge, so not not not knowledge at all.
Speaker 1: It's really really the point. So thank you for sending
Speaker 1: me that. And I wanted your opinion on this, if
Speaker 1: you think it's bullshit or not scary. My wife and
Speaker 1: I went to a restaurant. Oh, I want to say.
Speaker 1: It was nine thirty on a Wednesday night. We were
Speaker 1: just going off for for to get it, just to
Speaker 1: get some drinks, you know, just it was it was late,
Speaker 1: we were we had been out and uh, we're like,
Speaker 1: you know, you want to stop at this restaurant we
Speaker 1: normally like and we'll just sit outside of the tables.
Speaker 1: We'll get a glass of wine or something, you know, casual,
Speaker 1: like I could do a glass of wine. I'm not
Speaker 1: a drinker, but I'll do a glass of wine, you know,
Speaker 1: which which ultimately I drink a half of and then
Speaker 1: she drinks my half of the glass. To nice. So
Speaker 1: we go to this restaurant that we've we've been to
Speaker 1: before and we said, hey can we we go? We
Speaker 1: go in and we said, hey, can we get a
Speaker 1: we have a table? They go, you're gonna eat it's
Speaker 1: on a Wednesday, scary And my wife says, no, we
Speaker 1: just want to get a couple of drinks. They go, oh, yeah,
Speaker 1: you can't have a table, tables only for food. Sure,
Speaker 1: as you can sit at the bar. So I say,
Speaker 1: there's no seats at the bar. There's one seat at
Speaker 1: the bar. Yeah, not scary, it's on Wednesday. There's ten
Speaker 1: empty tables. Okay. So my wife's like, no, forget it,
Speaker 1: we'll go outside. So we go outside, we're leaving, and
Speaker 1: the waitress who's handling the tables outside, okay, on Wednesday,
Speaker 1: she has four empty tables out of the ten tables
Speaker 1: that are outside. I say, can we grab a table
Speaker 1: and want you get a couple of drinks? No, you
Speaker 1: have to order food. I said. Nobody's sitting here. Nobody
Speaker 1: else is coming for dinner at on Wednesday? Yeah, I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: So I'm asking, is scary if my wife and I
Speaker 1: were going to spend more on wine than we were
Speaker 1: on food, what's the difference? Nobody's coming for dinner. I
Speaker 1: can understand it's six o'clock. You don't want to take
Speaker 1: up a table that might be for food. Correct, When
Speaker 1: we can put people in the Friday Saturday night, I
Speaker 1: would never be expecting your crowd coming in. Totally get it.
Speaker 1: I understand why the rules in place on Wednesday? Is
Speaker 1: that bullshit? Complete bullshit? What's them? I don't want to
Speaker 1: do that. No, because it's the standard of Milburn and Millburn,
Speaker 1: New Jersey? Is that why? Because it's the standards, We'll
Speaker 1: never go there again, never go there again. Pieces of ship.
Speaker 1: You know what, I bet you. The problem of the
Speaker 1: thing is the people who own it and run it
Speaker 1: and make the revenue and earn the revenue for it
Speaker 1: don't realize that they're fucking waite staff are just a
Speaker 1: bunch of adults, and they don't realize the exceptions there
Speaker 1: exceptions to the rules. And when no one is coming
Speaker 1: in and you got empty tables, and there's a potential
Speaker 1: that you may buy a bottle of wine, which which,
Speaker 1: by the way, the markup is fucking ten times more
Speaker 1: then the mark up on a meal, a hundred fifty
Speaker 1: dollar meal for two. Let's say, let's say that on
Speaker 1: a high end because you're in a high end place,
Speaker 1: the markup on a bottle of wine is so much more.
Speaker 1: They're making more profit. Idiots. Penny had pound foolish. Had
Speaker 1: we bought like a ten dollar appetizer qualified, we could
Speaker 1: have sat at the table, but we wanted to buy
Speaker 1: twenty dollars worth of wine. No good, no good, across
Speaker 1: with with with with again, with how many tables? Four
Speaker 1: empty tables are at nine outside outside and it was
Speaker 1: chili on a Wednesday, on a Wednesday, on a Wednesday,
Speaker 1: that's bullshit. Idiots, idiots, idiots working for him. Well, I don't.
Speaker 1: Sometimes in people, sometimes you just gotta use common sense.
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna call the people idiots. I'm not. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna say that the policy is idiotic. That's me. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna say when someone, someone in management should train the
Speaker 1: people properly. So someone someone in the chain is an
Speaker 1: idiot because they're not getting the messages. Should be there
Speaker 1: should be a rule if it's like after nine o'clock
Speaker 1: on a weekday when they closed, they closed it at
Speaker 1: ten thirty, I think whatever time they closed on a Wednesday.
Speaker 1: My buddy John owns and runs a bar restaurant City
Speaker 1: b Strow, Hoboken, Great, a very nice place he does.
Speaker 1: He's got team meetings. They have team meetings because there
Speaker 1: are these these issues come up. Is always policies in place,
Speaker 1: and then you know, but but everyone is welcomed to say, hey,
Speaker 1: by the way, this happened the other day scenario, you
Speaker 1: know what I'm saying, Like, and they kind of all
Speaker 1: talk about it and then rules get adjusted and say okay,
Speaker 1: And if it's a Friday night at six o'clock, then
Speaker 1: the rules in place. But if it's a Wednesday, even
Speaker 1: Wednesday night at nine thirty, when this table is available,
Speaker 1: no harm, no foul, Let it slide. The thing is
Speaker 1: it needs to be communicated down to the servers. And
Speaker 1: you know, I don't know if the servers felt that
Speaker 1: they wanted to give you the table and make the
Speaker 1: tips and they were afraid they were gonna get yelled at.
Speaker 1: But someone in there is, someone there is to blame
Speaker 1: because this that's bad for business. Now, what would have happened?
Speaker 1: Scary because I said to my wife, let's do this,
Speaker 1: and she's like, we're not doing that. Sometimes my wife
Speaker 1: will be like do it, but that night she was like,
Speaker 1: don't do it. I was gonna sit down, say we're
Speaker 1: gonna order food, order the drinks, and then when she goes, okay,
Speaker 1: what are gonna have? Yeah, I changed my mind. Not hungry.
Speaker 1: Were you gonna ask me to get up? You can't
Speaker 1: ask me. I'm not gonna get up. I already ordered drinks.
Speaker 1: Yeah or yeah? You say we gonna order a bottle
Speaker 1: of wine first, and then we'll look at the menu,
Speaker 1: and then you then you say that we're good with
Speaker 1: the wine. You're already halfway through a bottle of wine
Speaker 1: that they know is like fucking sixty Yeah, we are
Speaker 1: you gonna do? Make me get up? Or you could
Speaker 1: have brought mozzarella sticks for like eight dollars and sat
Speaker 1: there and split them and paid a ten dollar tab.
Speaker 1: Fucking stupid, done, stupid, done, by the way, great, great
Speaker 1: um Instagram account. I love following these Instagram accounts. We've
Speaker 1: teld you chef reactions. Uh. He's also on TikTok. He
Speaker 1: is a chef who criticized who Well, he does duets,
Speaker 1: you know, the duets, the side by side screen he watches.
Speaker 1: He has a collection of you know, people send him
Speaker 1: these fucking crazy cooking videos that people do stupid things
Speaker 1: with ingredients, and he rates if he's gonna on a
Speaker 1: scale one to ten, if he would, if he would
Speaker 1: eat it, and and and but he's got this dead
Speaker 1: pan style to him, like he's staring into the into
Speaker 1: the camera, and and he's like doing the play by
Speaker 1: play like old school, like Mystery Science Theater three thousand
Speaker 1: and he's watching the person on the right do the
Speaker 1: cooking whenever the kids goes all right, that looks like shit,
Speaker 1: all right, okay, all right? He so, for instance, this
Speaker 1: one woman she took a bunch of bananas with the
Speaker 1: sticker that takeda sticker still in the bananas, and she
Speaker 1: dipped the whole fucking thing in batter. And then she's
Speaker 1: like Swiller, swirling around in batter. And then she takes
Speaker 1: it and she puts it in a pot of of
Speaker 1: fucking hot oil, like to deep fry it. And he's looking.
Speaker 1: He goes, all right, yeah, don't bother taking off the stickers.
Speaker 1: All right, yeah, that's great, all right, you dipping this
Speaker 1: and in battle? What the fund is this? What the
Speaker 1: oh yeah great, you didn't even get the batter. Oh
Speaker 1: you just gonna take the whole bunch of the time,
Speaker 1: leave the skin on. Okay, yeah, and oh yeah, look
Speaker 1: look at that pot. It's overflowing. They're gonna they're gonna
Speaker 1: start a group firing. You know, he was, you know what,
Speaker 1: fucking this is fucking stupid. This is stupid, zero zero
Speaker 1: chance I'm shutting this, so fuck this. My point is
Speaker 1: he comes every once in a while, he comes across
Speaker 1: these videos that are just there for shock value and
Speaker 1: to go viral. But these people aren't being serious in
Speaker 1: the videos. You know what I'm saying, Like, for instance, uh,
Speaker 1: like you were saying earlier, the guy this dude that
Speaker 1: said fuck stands for fornication. Other consented the king. No,
Speaker 1: there are people out there that are buttending. All they
Speaker 1: want to do is go viral, so they will intentionally
Speaker 1: throw videos out there. Um that purpose of so. So anyway,
Speaker 1: if follow chef reactions, some of the ship is just
Speaker 1: hysterical though that they get into there. But that he well,
Speaker 1: when we when we come back, I have a one
Speaker 1: last restaurant question to ask you. It's what would you
Speaker 1: have done? And I'll then I'll try I'm gonna ask
Speaker 1: you what you would have done? You're going to insert
Speaker 1: another commercial break unnecessarily, Brodie wants to do more commercials. No,
Speaker 1: if we done, let me give you my last story.
Speaker 1: I'll end on this so scared. What I want to
Speaker 1: know is what would you have done? And then second part,
Speaker 1: what do you think I would have done? So slices,
Speaker 1: I want you to play along and try to guess
Speaker 1: what I would have done in this what I did
Speaker 1: do in this situation? And uh what and uh and
Speaker 1: see if you were right, and then let us know
Speaker 1: what you would have done. Again. My wife and I
Speaker 1: are in I want to say the West village. I
Speaker 1: found a little Italian restaurant. I yelped it right, and
Speaker 1: we went to dinner and we got two pasta dishes.
Speaker 1: One was a red sauce pasta dish and I think
Speaker 1: it was um, some kind of fancy RIGATONI. I think
Speaker 1: there was seafood in it and some other thing. It
Speaker 1: was delicious. And you know, they come over with the
Speaker 1: big block of grated cheese. Oh my god, my favorite
Speaker 1: love it. And they say a little more. I go, yeah,
Speaker 1: say when, and you don't say anything, let them do keep. Oh.
Speaker 1: So I'm gonna post this picture on Instagram probably tomorrow,
Speaker 1: maybe late now, tomorrow, Thursday afternoon, twenty nine. I'll post
Speaker 1: this picture. It's legit. So the waitress is coming over,
Speaker 1: a very nice waitress, and she's she's got the she's
Speaker 1: holding the cheese with a towel, you know, for sanitary reasons,
Speaker 1: at the block of cheese. And she's grating the cheese
Speaker 1: from the side okay, not not the bottom, from the side,
Speaker 1: holding it with her left hand, and her right hand
Speaker 1: is grating the cheese over my wife's pasta. And she's
Speaker 1: putting a lot of pasta, a lot of cheese on
Speaker 1: and she just say. When my wife says, okay, I
Speaker 1: liked a lot of cheese, you know, and she drops
Speaker 1: the block of cheese into the pasta. The whole block,
Speaker 1: the whole block of cheese lands in the pasta. Now
Speaker 1: it doesn't splatter on my wife. It lands in the pasta.
Speaker 1: What would you do as as a waiter? As a waiter? No, no, no,
Speaker 1: as me sitting across from my wife, because I was
Speaker 1: gonna put myself in the waiters position. No, no, no, okay,
Speaker 1: tell me what the waiter should have done. The waiter okay,
Speaker 1: the waiters should have been like, oh, it looks like
Speaker 1: you got yourself a free block of cheese, and I
Speaker 1: would take it with take it and I would put
Speaker 1: it in the bread plate and say, if you'd like,
Speaker 1: I'd wrapped that up for you later, and then I
Speaker 1: would start over with a new block of cheese, see
Speaker 1: you later. As a person sitting next to her, I
Speaker 1: was would you have done? I would laugh? I would
Speaker 1: be like, right, but would what would you what? What
Speaker 1: would you do with the pasta? What would you do
Speaker 1: with the what would you do? What would you say
Speaker 1: to the way trusting? What would you? I would say,
Speaker 1: I would I would say, like, I'm like, I guess
Speaker 1: that cheese is mind now, I mean, yeah, I don't
Speaker 1: know what did I do? What did I do? You
Speaker 1: said it back and demanded a free fucking plate of pasta. Nope, nope,
Speaker 1: I did what you did? What you said? Yeah, I said,
Speaker 1: looks like we got a free block at Ease, and
Speaker 1: she says she was, because she was I'll throw that out.
Speaker 1: I said, no, no, no, no, we'll take that home.
Speaker 1: She says, okay, I go. It's got sauce on it.
Speaker 1: It's perfect. So they wrapped it up. They brought another
Speaker 1: block of cheese, grated more cheese, because we didn't care
Speaker 1: what fell in the food, it was the cheese. And
Speaker 1: then they brought us free lemon cellos and free dessert
Speaker 1: and free and free biscotti with a white cream dip. Uh,
Speaker 1: just just because we didn't complain, to apologize for something
Speaker 1: I wasn't upset about anyway. So I got a giant
Speaker 1: block of pecomina romano in my refrigerator. You yeah, terrific dinner,
Speaker 1: wonderful place. And Uh, what I'll do is I'll tag
Speaker 1: the name of the place. Uh when I posted tomorrow
Speaker 1: because offhand said, by the way, that's the right thing
Speaker 1: to do. That's the right thing to do, because you
Speaker 1: don't want to waste food. It's great food. It's fucking
Speaker 1: cheese block and cheese, don't cheese. And you know you're
Speaker 1: not gonna reuse it. You can't reuse it. It fell
Speaker 1: in the fucking sauce. What are you gonna do? Absolutely,
Speaker 1: wrap it up, take it home. There you go. That's
Speaker 1: what I did, slices. I'm wondering what you guys would
Speaker 1: have done, but I got a free block of che
Speaker 1: what's today's date? We first we agreed on something, Yeah,
Speaker 1: September two thousand two. Amazing, and you almost sort of
Speaker 1: agree with me on the five years last week. I
Speaker 1: don't know what's going on. It's almost as if we're
Speaker 1: not from you know, rock boys, rocks boys, rock clas