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Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to Season to sixty seven,

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Speaker 1: Episode one of Dirt Daily z guys, but for me,

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Speaker 1: it's episode one. It's a production by a Heart Radio

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Speaker 1: and also a podcast where we take a deep dive

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Speaker 1: into America share consciousness for all you first time listeners. Uh,

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Speaker 1: it's Tuesday, December two special Happy Birthday. Shout out to

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Speaker 1: my little sister Caitlin for oh birthday. Any any other days, well,

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Speaker 1: you know, look obviously respect yeah, respect on Cala's d day.

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Speaker 1: And also I just will mention, uh it's it's hot

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Speaker 1: Coco Day. Uh. And and one that is weird National

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Speaker 1: Day of the Horse. It's like word, it's so fucking

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Speaker 1: aggressive the way that is National Day of the Horse,

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Speaker 1: which feels like yeah, like Nordic, yeah, Nordic or I

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Speaker 1: mean it could also be similar to like the Year

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Speaker 1: of a pig, you're of the red day of the

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Speaker 1: Day of it just feels like like a terrible like

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Speaker 1: Colonizer massacre or something that is like the Day of

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Speaker 1: the Horse. But it's just about hey, shout out the

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Speaker 1: equine homies. More days, More days should do something like that,

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Speaker 1: just like have fun with how you name it. It

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Speaker 1: adds some gravity TOAs right, like the annual celebration of

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Speaker 1: the commencement of Hot Coco. Imagine if it was the

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Speaker 1: horsey instead of the horse, the rational day of the

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Speaker 1: undermine really undermine seriousness of the name name National Day

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Speaker 1: of the Horse. I didn't even know my horse is

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Speaker 1: out in the yard. I didn't even I didn't get anything,

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Speaker 1: nothing special. Yeah, get that salt, lick out, get out

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Speaker 1: of here. You can't stay inside today. Get your salt,

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Speaker 1: I said, Yeah, I just sent a bunch of rude

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Speaker 1: shipped to him like usual. I don't know. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I didn't know it was the horse. I would have

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Speaker 1: been like, listen to change your damn you're looking you're

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Speaker 1: looking good or whatever. I would have said that to him. Well,

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Speaker 1: shout out, shut up, shut out the horse, my horse

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Speaker 1: in the yard. My name is the Jack O'Brien a k.

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Speaker 1: Check out these pale white plumpers. Yeah, that's what I

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Speaker 1: call my legs. My chubby little plumpers are the color

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Speaker 1: of nagged eggs. If you hate the term plumpers, well

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Speaker 1: you're not the only one. When I call my legs plumpers,

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Speaker 1: my dad will not call me son. Then one choog

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Speaker 1: ee Christmas Eve, Miles Miles came to say, Jackie with

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Speaker 1: your thighs so bright, let's co host the Daily site.

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Speaker 1: So now we do some podcasts on things like shock

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Speaker 1: in a Tree. You can't catch these old plumpers on site.

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Speaker 1: Guy standing on Mad Boom stays shout out to Josiah

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Speaker 1: jo z a I y A on Twitter said, accursed

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Speaker 1: Daily's like I say, hey, what Blake Wexler birthed into

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Speaker 1: existence cannot be undone? We are all so much worse

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Speaker 1: off for it. And amen. Yeah, I'm thrilled to be

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Speaker 1: joined as always by my co host, Mr Miles. It's

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Speaker 1: Miles Gray, lover of Saturday. So he's Miles Gray, a

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Speaker 1: k A. Saturday Saturday, Saturday, Saturday, Saturday, Saturday, Saturday, Saturday, Saturday, Saturday, Saturday, Saturday, Saturday,

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Speaker 1: Saturday Day, Saturday Day. Okay. Shout out to Locker Ni

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Speaker 1: returning every morning by sugarray and just Saturday over and

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Speaker 1: over again, because it's just about yelling Saturday Saturday straight, Saturday,

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Speaker 1: Saturday Saturday Saturday. Um yeah, somebody's doing that for ten hours.

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Speaker 1: Chris Well, who's Chris Um there? You can find just

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Speaker 1: a looped version of that part of the song for

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Speaker 1: ten hours if you're if you're curious, yes A to you,

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Speaker 1: r D A y night, yes to you are only

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Speaker 1: said that, Yeah, that's Saturday? Is that basically rollers? Yeah? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: They were part of my life when I was like

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Speaker 1: in fifth grade. People were like they're the shit man.

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Speaker 1: They were like, kids were like, man, you think Zeppe's good,

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Speaker 1: you're out of your mind. I'm not kidding. Like, kids

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Speaker 1: were dead serious about that band. Like I remember everybody

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Speaker 1: just being like, yep, I mean music is pretty much

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Speaker 1: you more, even the fifth grader, I was like, I

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Speaker 1: don't know, I think these guys might be a flash

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Speaker 1: in the pan. Right, Oh wait, so you kidding me?

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Speaker 1: What's it? I mean, I'm curious too, because when those

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Speaker 1: songs are there, so like Sacharin, they're like, like, you know,

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Speaker 1: they're just kind of they're like they feel like they

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Speaker 1: were whatever the equivalent of like an algorithm is now.

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Speaker 1: But when you hear people be like this is it? Well,

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Speaker 1: I know you like we're obviously the contrarian child. Were

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Speaker 1: blah blah blah. I mean I wasn't a music snab,

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Speaker 1: but I was in fifth grade yet, No, I just

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Speaker 1: you know, but that's a funny idea that there was nothing.

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Speaker 1: There was nothing I could turn them onto, like you know,

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Speaker 1: it would have been like, you know, there are sellouts.

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Speaker 1: You should listen to Captain and to Neil, you know

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Speaker 1: what I mean. Didn't have any right there. I didn't

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Speaker 1: know about anybody with cred. Oh you like this band.

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Speaker 1: Check out Casey and the fucking Sunshine. You want to

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Speaker 1: hear the real deal? Yeah, five year old or ten

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Speaker 1: year old sized Criss Crofton. That looks exactly like the

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Speaker 1: current Criss Crofton. It's kind of true. Smoking a cigarette

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Speaker 1: and some red hair. I did not smoke cigarettes when

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Speaker 1: I was the fifth grade. I was like I was.

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Speaker 1: I thought I was gonna be Yeah, well I didn't

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Speaker 1: a lawyer because it was the only job I knew. Hey,

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Speaker 1: who's that voice? That voice is someone we are thrilled

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Speaker 1: to be joined in in a third seat, a hilarious

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Speaker 1: stand up comedian, actor, musician with the seven point six

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Speaker 1: rated album on Pitchfork. You can listen to his podcast

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Speaker 1: Colebrew got me like anywhere to find. Podcasts are given

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Speaker 1: away for free. His new book, The Advice King Anthology

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Speaker 1: is available now anywhere fine books are sold. The poetry

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Speaker 1: window is open because it's Chris motherfucking Croft. What's up?

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Speaker 1: What's up? I'm so happy, I'm so happy to be here.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna clear my throat. Hold on, I know you've

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Speaker 1: been saying podcast. I'm not kidding. My Colbrew got me like,

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Speaker 1: clear my throat is what would be called and we

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Speaker 1: got to do something about it. Question you said, when

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Speaker 1: you clear your throat, what is it act? What is

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Speaker 1: it achieving? Is it that you're trying to knock something loose?

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Speaker 1: It's that you're scratching a throat? It's well, what just

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Speaker 1: trying to get the attention of the room. I don't

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Speaker 1: start not but I think I don't think that's helping

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Speaker 1: the look of like older white men when they do that,

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Speaker 1: because it does seem like that's what they're doing. But

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Speaker 1: I think most of the time it's just something's fucking

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Speaker 1: caught and that sus And yeah, it's not good. It's

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Speaker 1: not good on a first date. It's not good. It's

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Speaker 1: not good on andy it's not good for a single

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Speaker 1: man to be running around clear in his throat. It's

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Speaker 1: the opposite of what a woman wants. A woman wants moisture,

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Speaker 1: woman wants the woman put on a T shirt. Put

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Speaker 1: on a T shirt. Woman wants people to be flexible

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Speaker 1: and ready for action, not dried out and stand. You know,

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Speaker 1: help me with the stroller. As soon as I'm done

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Speaker 1: with the baby. Why does daddy make a scary noise?

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Speaker 1: I don't know, because he's too old that should never

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Speaker 1: the room. Again. I ever fully on the movie Big Fish,

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Speaker 1: the Tim Burton movie, like the main character, the dad,

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Speaker 1: the legend dead character repeatedly keeps saying as an old man,

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Speaker 1: I was just dried out when they would like find

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Speaker 1: a very realistic portrayal of aging, you know, I mean,

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Speaker 1: like you can look at the pictures of Miles. I'm

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Speaker 1: via zoom, so I'm looking at two moist dudes, Miles

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Speaker 1: over here. Miles and Jack both look like, you know,

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Speaker 1: there's not gonna be an emergency situation where they, you know,

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Speaker 1: And in the middle there's me and I looked dry

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Speaker 1: before we start recording. The last thing, I say, the

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Speaker 1: chords are dewey, let's get it, let's get it on.

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Speaker 1: Every time it's like, you guys are a couple of

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Speaker 1: it doesn't occur to me, like, oh, you should really

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Speaker 1: like clear your throat a bunch before this fucking podcast.

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Speaker 1: But then yesterday got out of hand. The one that

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Speaker 1: so fucking good, like we really have gotten hit our stride.

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Speaker 1: It's funny, man. Today was the most recent one that

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Speaker 1: we're putting up tonight is the funniest one I've ever done. Oh,

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Speaker 1: it's so funny. I mean it's insane. But the labor

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Speaker 1: to like I had to like edit. There's just like

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Speaker 1: We gotta do something. I don't know if there's a

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Speaker 1: filter like called like you know, the old you know,

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Speaker 1: putting that through a wet boy pedal, Yeah, exactly. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: The moisturizer, yeah exactly, I got put a vocal moisturizer. Anyway,

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Speaker 1: we're working on it. People are fans of the show,

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Speaker 1: you know, and we have a lot of crossover. A

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Speaker 1: lot of our fans are fans of you guys, of course,

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Speaker 1: and so you know, just we're working on it. Don't

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Speaker 1: procedure medical. I mean, it's it's happens pretty quick to like,

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Speaker 1: you know, it's just one minute, you're one minute you

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Speaker 1: never clear your throat. The next minute you know you're

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Speaker 1: clearing your throat. Seriously, there's nothing, you know, I don't

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Speaker 1: think unless you're like already famous professor or something, and

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Speaker 1: it's like maybe matches. It's like somehow like that could

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Speaker 1: be a thing where you're, oh, he's he's got gravitas

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Speaker 1: because he clears his throat or something, because he's like

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Speaker 1: already an author. I mean, I'm an author, but I

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Speaker 1: definitely way more successful author. If you're like Rudyard Kipling

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Speaker 1: and you're going around your clearing your throat, then you're

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Speaker 1: probably it's a power move. But for me, it's just like,

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Speaker 1: I'm on hinge. You don't want to be clear in

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Speaker 1: your throat while you're on your wine holiday or whatever

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Speaker 1: every fucking basic motherfucker wants to do with their goddamn

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Speaker 1: hinge life. You know, Hinge those apps, you know, we've

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Speaker 1: talked about that before. Yeah, the last person they want,

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Speaker 1: they want to do a selfie with a fucking boat

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Speaker 1: and a glass of wine. The last thing they wanted

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Speaker 1: some motherfucker clear in their throat, reminding them, reminding them

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Speaker 1: their mortality. Yeah, could you stop death rattling on myselfie

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Speaker 1: picturing like somebody with a glass of champagne in the

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Speaker 1: air boat in the background, like face to the side,

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Speaker 1: catching their good face. And then you're in the background

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Speaker 1: like you made a cop like just you know, clears

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Speaker 1: your their throat less than you. Joe Biden. I was

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Speaker 1: gonna say, Joe Biden is wet compared to you. That's right,

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Speaker 1: all right, Chris, We're gonna get to know you a

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Speaker 1: little bit better in a moment. First, we're gonna tell

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Speaker 1: our listeners a couple of the things we might get

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Speaker 1: to today. We'll see we might talk about the next

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Speaker 1: like way too much. Like he says like I got

420
00:23:58,760 --> 00:24:00,399
Speaker 1: in the car and then I started the car, and

421
00:24:00,480 --> 00:24:02,159
Speaker 1: I drove a car and then I went to this

422
00:24:02,240 --> 00:24:03,880
Speaker 1: other place and then I stopped the car and got

423
00:24:03,880 --> 00:24:08,119
Speaker 1: out of the car. He's focused on like details, don't

424
00:24:08,200 --> 00:24:12,080
Speaker 1: want it's also interesting too. On good good Reads, most

425
00:24:12,119 --> 00:24:16,040
Speaker 1: of his books have five stars with like I would

426
00:24:16,080 --> 00:24:21,280
Speaker 1: say all have just four races, exact accounts that he

427
00:24:21,320 --> 00:24:24,879
Speaker 1: just used to be like, yeah, like, I don't know,

428
00:24:25,080 --> 00:24:26,760
Speaker 1: I want. I just think it'd be fun to get

429
00:24:26,760 --> 00:24:30,600
Speaker 1: the audience, like going on on naming like alternate our

430
00:24:30,720 --> 00:24:32,720
Speaker 1: Richard books, like, you know, I just feel like, you know,

431
00:24:32,880 --> 00:24:38,480
Speaker 1: the double Decker Turtle the the uh double Decker Turtle

432
00:24:38,560 --> 00:24:44,600
Speaker 1: Party Nudetown is one. Um, Newtowntown. I'm not thinking of

433
00:24:44,640 --> 00:24:47,800
Speaker 1: a good one, you know, like the Complicated Badger or

434
00:24:47,840 --> 00:24:54,399
Speaker 1: the the Involuntary Badger. Um, you know, Toy Horrors is

435
00:24:54,440 --> 00:24:57,359
Speaker 1: one of them. Uh. He has another series called Vix

436
00:24:57,440 --> 00:24:59,639
Speaker 1: the Marine and Vix the Force Leader. I can only

437
00:24:59,640 --> 00:25:03,040
Speaker 1: imagine that's like, I mean, hey, Mom, it's it's our Yeah,

438
00:25:03,160 --> 00:25:05,920
Speaker 1: just calling me back because I checked my good Reads

439
00:25:05,960 --> 00:25:09,400
Speaker 1: page again and I noticed that Big Cox still has

440
00:25:09,520 --> 00:25:14,159
Speaker 1: three three five star reviews. I'm still waiting on the

441
00:25:14,200 --> 00:25:17,240
Speaker 1: fourth from you. Uh, just you don't even have to

442
00:25:17,240 --> 00:25:20,080
Speaker 1: read it, Mom, I gave you the synopsis in Painstakes,

443
00:25:21,320 --> 00:25:25,440
Speaker 1: email you and Dad and just do the five stars. Okay, Yeah,

444
00:25:25,520 --> 00:25:27,119
Speaker 1: So anyway, I just think people should be aware of

445
00:25:27,119 --> 00:25:30,040
Speaker 1: our Richard and his work and uh, you know, his

446
00:25:30,040 --> 00:25:33,399
Speaker 1: his autobiographies. He says, I've I've published forty four novels

447
00:25:33,440 --> 00:25:35,840
Speaker 1: in over a hundred and fifty short stories. I spent

448
00:25:35,920 --> 00:25:38,280
Speaker 1: my early years in the part of Los Angeles known

449
00:25:38,280 --> 00:25:40,520
Speaker 1: as South Central. I was known as white Boy, which

450
00:25:40,560 --> 00:25:43,399
Speaker 1: was sufficient to identify me in that place. I'm a

451
00:25:43,440 --> 00:25:47,000
Speaker 1: skilled kung fu player using a system that I learned Korean.

452
00:25:47,119 --> 00:25:50,639
Speaker 1: I knew only his pack. It would be easier to

453
00:25:50,680 --> 00:25:53,560
Speaker 1: tell you the places that Pack wasn't wanted by the police,

454
00:25:53,680 --> 00:25:56,840
Speaker 1: rather than the places where he was wanted by the police. See,

455
00:25:56,840 --> 00:25:59,080
Speaker 1: and that's what that sentence. You get an idea? Here

456
00:25:59,119 --> 00:26:03,359
Speaker 1: eats himself, Like what I mean that rules actually found

457
00:26:03,440 --> 00:26:06,080
Speaker 1: one of our Richard sock puppet accounts that he uses

458
00:26:06,119 --> 00:26:09,320
Speaker 1: to big up his ratings. Al Right, never mind, I'm

459
00:26:09,320 --> 00:26:11,040
Speaker 1: going through you guys would know you guys would know

460
00:26:11,040 --> 00:26:12,840
Speaker 1: how to handle this better than me. I didn't have.

461
00:26:12,920 --> 00:26:16,040
Speaker 1: I don't have the technical ability to exploit our Richard.

462
00:26:16,359 --> 00:26:18,920
Speaker 1: I know, Yes, Chris, you put me on the I'm

463
00:26:18,960 --> 00:26:25,760
Speaker 1: on the set now, and like Sandor has twoty four reviews,

464
00:26:26,040 --> 00:26:28,800
Speaker 1: all of them are Our Richard books. I just feel

465
00:26:28,840 --> 00:26:30,879
Speaker 1: like you should know. Yeah, you should know sand Or.

466
00:26:31,000 --> 00:26:33,000
Speaker 1: Wasn't that the name one of the names in one

467
00:26:33,040 --> 00:26:37,520
Speaker 1: of the titles of his book, like Planet Sandor? Yeah,

468
00:26:38,800 --> 00:26:40,920
Speaker 1: maybe they're just a big fan, you know, I mean

469
00:26:41,880 --> 00:26:45,280
Speaker 1: his his review of Big Cock is him just doing

470
00:26:45,400 --> 00:26:48,840
Speaker 1: like the three paragraph version of the description written by

471
00:26:48,880 --> 00:26:51,920
Speaker 1: our Richard. Like the review by sand Or of Big Cock.

472
00:26:52,080 --> 00:26:54,560
Speaker 1: It says, Jim Mack is growing up with a very

473
00:26:54,640 --> 00:27:01,760
Speaker 1: large cop. This is yeah, like so yeah, it's real dry,

474
00:27:01,840 --> 00:27:04,600
Speaker 1: it's really dry. And his pants were his pants were

475
00:27:04,640 --> 00:27:07,080
Speaker 1: big to accommodate. And then you know, and I love

476
00:27:07,119 --> 00:27:09,080
Speaker 1: the last part says when the staff then screws up,

477
00:27:09,119 --> 00:27:11,280
Speaker 1: Jim arranges a party where the wives of the staff

478
00:27:11,320 --> 00:27:14,600
Speaker 1: get some nude revenge. Last sentence a lot more plot

479
00:27:14,680 --> 00:27:18,440
Speaker 1: than you might think, see, that's yeah, that's that's the goal,

480
00:27:18,560 --> 00:27:22,480
Speaker 1: because no one's ever written that downe's ever written that down.

481
00:27:22,520 --> 00:27:25,960
Speaker 1: A lot, A lot more plot than you might I

482
00:27:26,040 --> 00:27:29,680
Speaker 1: go for the most plot per minute, that's what. Yeah,

483
00:27:29,680 --> 00:27:33,080
Speaker 1: where's your next book? Big plot? Are Richard? We want

484
00:27:33,119 --> 00:27:36,160
Speaker 1: to see that one. That's that's my sister, that's my fuckings,

485
00:27:36,400 --> 00:27:41,160
Speaker 1: that's my latest the internet searge Our Richard, Yeah, good

486
00:27:41,240 --> 00:27:43,840
Speaker 1: luck and just enjoy. I don't know, someone do a

487
00:27:43,840 --> 00:27:47,439
Speaker 1: book report on Second Chance King of Goluman. Yeah, I

488
00:27:47,480 --> 00:27:50,000
Speaker 1: mean we might have to do Our Richard book Club

489
00:27:50,320 --> 00:27:54,000
Speaker 1: at some point, like like uh yeah, the Secret Life

490
00:27:54,000 --> 00:27:58,480
Speaker 1: of Wanda Wilson. There's more, way more. His writing style

491
00:27:58,520 --> 00:28:01,440
Speaker 1: maybe dry, but he a wet boy. That's actually from

492
00:28:01,440 --> 00:28:05,040
Speaker 1: his auto bio. Yes, and his writing style is summed

493
00:28:05,119 --> 00:28:07,520
Speaker 1: up in that sentence where he says like it would

494
00:28:07,560 --> 00:28:10,200
Speaker 1: be easier to describe the places that he is not

495
00:28:10,359 --> 00:28:14,439
Speaker 1: wanted than the places that he is also wanted. Or

496
00:28:14,760 --> 00:28:18,240
Speaker 1: he's just he's very clunky. Yeah that bio. Like this

497
00:28:18,280 --> 00:28:21,080
Speaker 1: guy is a path I mean such a pathological liar

498
00:28:21,200 --> 00:28:23,560
Speaker 1: to there's something. There's so much more going on here

499
00:28:23,560 --> 00:28:26,160
Speaker 1: because like you said, like that bio that you read, Chris,

500
00:28:26,240 --> 00:28:27,959
Speaker 1: or he's like I grew up in the part of

501
00:28:28,000 --> 00:28:31,360
Speaker 1: Los Angeles known as the South Central. Yeah, he's out

502
00:28:31,359 --> 00:28:34,040
Speaker 1: of his mind, I think as a guy like lives

503
00:28:34,080 --> 00:28:37,880
Speaker 1: in his mom's house certainly, and he's not a skilled

504
00:28:37,960 --> 00:28:40,400
Speaker 1: kung fu player because nobody has a skilled kung fu

505
00:28:40,480 --> 00:28:42,600
Speaker 1: player has ever said that, because you would get knocked

506
00:28:42,640 --> 00:28:44,760
Speaker 1: out if you said that to another Yeah, well I

507
00:28:44,800 --> 00:28:47,440
Speaker 1: knew him, this guy, this Korean who trained me. His

508
00:28:47,560 --> 00:28:50,600
Speaker 1: name was Pack. Yeah, and and and it would be

509
00:28:50,640 --> 00:28:52,959
Speaker 1: easier to tell you the places that Pack wasn't wanted

510
00:28:53,000 --> 00:28:55,520
Speaker 1: by that he's rather than the places where he was

511
00:28:55,600 --> 00:28:59,280
Speaker 1: wanted by the police. Yeah, in case you don't think

512
00:28:59,320 --> 00:29:05,600
Speaker 1: I'm real, So anyway, our Richard Man, Yeah, um, all right, Well,

513
00:29:05,680 --> 00:29:08,320
Speaker 1: let's take a quick break. That's been search history. We'll

514
00:29:08,360 --> 00:29:12,360
Speaker 1: be back with overrated, underrated, and maybe one of the

515
00:29:12,440 --> 00:29:25,400
Speaker 1: stories we'll see. We'll be right back and we're back,

516
00:29:25,680 --> 00:29:29,320
Speaker 1: And Chris, you do like taskcre guests, especially you, what

517
00:29:29,520 --> 00:29:33,760
Speaker 1: is something you think is overrated? Um? Overrated? I'm gonna

518
00:29:33,840 --> 00:29:41,400
Speaker 1: say Los Angeles, okay, talking about I've got my dukes up.

519
00:29:41,480 --> 00:29:43,400
Speaker 1: I mean, the listeners can't see it, But do you

520
00:29:43,880 --> 00:29:47,040
Speaker 1: do you really feel like you're defending Los Angeles? Los

521
00:29:47,080 --> 00:29:48,959
Speaker 1: Angeles is so big. Can you feel like you can

522
00:29:49,040 --> 00:29:51,840
Speaker 1: defend part of it but you can't defend the whole thing? Yeah,

523
00:29:52,200 --> 00:29:54,400
Speaker 1: But I'm just trying to cause a little trouble because

524
00:29:54,440 --> 00:29:59,760
Speaker 1: I'm back in mtown. Madison Tennessee down as it's known

525
00:30:00,080 --> 00:30:03,080
Speaker 1: up the street from Nashville. I'm in the real Nashville.

526
00:30:03,200 --> 00:30:05,840
Speaker 1: Hell yeah, Maddie. It's like I was thinking about ways

527
00:30:05,920 --> 00:30:09,440
Speaker 1: to describe where I'm at. Madison is like an informal

528
00:30:10,120 --> 00:30:18,520
Speaker 1: gathering of the Juggalos. Oh or okay, Broke Burbank Oho, Okay,

529
00:30:18,720 --> 00:30:23,040
Speaker 1: that's that picture. It's mostly vape stores. It's almost all

530
00:30:23,280 --> 00:30:27,040
Speaker 1: UD prefer to be at an informal Juggalo gathering than

531
00:30:27,080 --> 00:30:30,280
Speaker 1: any version of Burbank. To be honest, it's it's better

532
00:30:30,320 --> 00:30:33,120
Speaker 1: than Burbank. Did you say that? Because like it is endearing?

533
00:30:33,160 --> 00:30:35,600
Speaker 1: Because when you said informal gathering the Juggalos, I'm like,

534
00:30:35,640 --> 00:30:39,360
Speaker 1: all right, whoa, whoa, Like let's pull up, but what

535
00:30:39,400 --> 00:30:42,720
Speaker 1: are you a Juggalo? Hell yeah, Broke right Malenko, Are

536
00:30:42,720 --> 00:30:45,440
Speaker 1: you serious? I am serious? I don't I didn't know.

537
00:30:45,560 --> 00:30:47,920
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, man, I've been working with them for for

538
00:30:47,960 --> 00:30:51,960
Speaker 1: a minute. That's cool. I'm not that's really cool. I

539
00:30:52,000 --> 00:30:56,240
Speaker 1: just remember watching that documentary American Juggalo when it came out,

540
00:30:56,440 --> 00:30:59,040
Speaker 1: and like, when you know, the gathering of Juggalos was like,

541
00:30:59,080 --> 00:31:01,320
Speaker 1: oh man, you know kind of wold ship goes on

542
00:31:01,400 --> 00:31:02,960
Speaker 1: and like, oh, these people are just fans of a

543
00:31:03,040 --> 00:31:06,640
Speaker 1: thing and they get picked up. So yeah, this is

544
00:31:06,680 --> 00:31:10,640
Speaker 1: like that. Madison, Tennessee is like that. It's vape stores

545
00:31:11,240 --> 00:31:14,440
Speaker 1: and people looking for groceries, Okay, and that's what happened.

546
00:31:14,640 --> 00:31:16,480
Speaker 1: It's like there's a lot of trouble in the parking

547
00:31:16,520 --> 00:31:18,440
Speaker 1: lots of these vape stores because people don't want a

548
00:31:18,520 --> 00:31:20,360
Speaker 1: vape but they're being forced to vape because there's no

549
00:31:20,400 --> 00:31:23,840
Speaker 1: food available. So there's and everybody's dressed up like they're

550
00:31:23,920 --> 00:31:28,240
Speaker 1: just came from a swingers party or a Craigslist random encounter. Everybody.

551
00:31:28,240 --> 00:31:30,000
Speaker 1: I mean, it's really You see a you see a

552
00:31:30,000 --> 00:31:34,560
Speaker 1: woman that's dressed like Slash from Guns and Roses interacting

553
00:31:34,640 --> 00:31:37,880
Speaker 1: with some hipster are moved here because they can't afford

554
00:31:37,920 --> 00:31:40,120
Speaker 1: the rent because their dad won't give them any more

555
00:31:40,120 --> 00:31:41,719
Speaker 1: money or something, so they had to move to like

556
00:31:41,760 --> 00:31:44,239
Speaker 1: the They couldn't live in East Nahville anymore, so they

557
00:31:44,280 --> 00:31:46,360
Speaker 1: moved up the street, you know. And so there's like

558
00:31:46,680 --> 00:31:49,600
Speaker 1: hipster is interacting with people who want to murder hipsters,

559
00:31:49,640 --> 00:31:54,520
Speaker 1: you know, and like it's really and everything's just everybody's

560
00:31:54,560 --> 00:31:57,320
Speaker 1: wearing the craziest clothes. It kind of makes me happy,

561
00:31:58,080 --> 00:32:00,360
Speaker 1: you know, It kind of makes me happy because everybody

562
00:32:00,360 --> 00:32:03,080
Speaker 1: in Los Angeles, where's those fucking short pants and those

563
00:32:03,120 --> 00:32:07,240
Speaker 1: big white sneakers in the fucking knit hat? Uh and

564
00:32:07,600 --> 00:32:10,240
Speaker 1: everybody here where it's like whatever the funk they found

565
00:32:10,240 --> 00:32:12,160
Speaker 1: on the ground, or you know, whatever they found at

566
00:32:12,200 --> 00:32:14,440
Speaker 1: the you know what I mean, Like they'll wear velvet

567
00:32:14,720 --> 00:32:17,280
Speaker 1: hot pants with a with a with a halter time.

568
00:32:17,320 --> 00:32:19,920
Speaker 1: I don't even know what clothes are. I can't describe. Man,

569
00:32:19,960 --> 00:32:22,400
Speaker 1: don't say that's like yourself off used to style the

570
00:32:22,520 --> 00:32:25,320
Speaker 1: Live Home Shopping Network. Point especially man, you know something

571
00:32:25,360 --> 00:32:27,560
Speaker 1: about garments. First, I'll tell you one of the one

572
00:32:27,560 --> 00:32:29,240
Speaker 1: of the porn stars asked me what I was doing

573
00:32:29,280 --> 00:32:31,240
Speaker 1: that night, and I totally chickened out because I was

574
00:32:31,280 --> 00:32:33,400
Speaker 1: just like such a I could have dated, I could

575
00:32:33,400 --> 00:32:35,800
Speaker 1: have intimidating. I get it, you know what I mean.

576
00:32:35,840 --> 00:32:38,000
Speaker 1: It's such a bad I still it still haunts me,

577
00:32:38,080 --> 00:32:40,440
Speaker 1: like when I'm sleeping, trying to get to sleep. I know.

578
00:32:40,640 --> 00:32:42,600
Speaker 1: And for the listeners out there, this is the seventeenth

579
00:32:42,640 --> 00:32:44,800
Speaker 1: time we've had to edit out that mentioned from Chris

580
00:32:44,840 --> 00:32:47,160
Speaker 1: about the porn star who asked him didn't saying later

581
00:32:47,280 --> 00:32:49,720
Speaker 1: we apologize that one got through, but hey, it's alright,

582
00:32:49,760 --> 00:32:52,880
Speaker 1: It's alright, man. Madison is also like, right across from

583
00:32:53,040 --> 00:32:55,400
Speaker 1: the end of my street is a smeral Those which

584
00:32:55,400 --> 00:32:57,680
Speaker 1: is a closed down club that Johnny Cash used to

585
00:32:57,760 --> 00:33:01,000
Speaker 1: drink at, which is just this just the dump, you know,

586
00:33:01,040 --> 00:33:04,000
Speaker 1: it's like a dumpy nineteen seventies place that he would go.

587
00:33:04,560 --> 00:33:07,600
Speaker 1: It'sn't mentioned in his autobiography, but it's just there. It's

588
00:33:07,640 --> 00:33:09,720
Speaker 1: just a shell of itself. And I've been thinking about

589
00:33:09,760 --> 00:33:12,800
Speaker 1: going down there and trying to metal detect or trying

590
00:33:12,840 --> 00:33:17,280
Speaker 1: to see if he dropped anything, Johnny Cash dropping stuff there. Wait,

591
00:33:17,360 --> 00:33:19,400
Speaker 1: so it is closed down, Oh yeah, and I can

592
00:33:19,640 --> 00:33:21,160
Speaker 1: think about getting in there and maybe, you know, just

593
00:33:21,200 --> 00:33:23,200
Speaker 1: tearing up the carpet and see if anybody left him

594
00:33:24,360 --> 00:33:27,040
Speaker 1: pot pocket watches or whatever. Make sure you have a

595
00:33:27,040 --> 00:33:29,000
Speaker 1: go pro on and put on a YouTube channel, yeah,

596
00:33:29,040 --> 00:33:31,120
Speaker 1: because back then you know you'll have to wait in line.

597
00:33:31,120 --> 00:33:33,480
Speaker 1: Though of course people be like, just like, it's four

598
00:33:33,560 --> 00:33:36,960
Speaker 1: other bloggers ahead of Hey guys here, it's moral does

599
00:33:37,040 --> 00:33:39,520
Speaker 1: Hey guys, here's Moral Doo's You can actually hear the

600
00:33:39,520 --> 00:33:42,160
Speaker 1: other people recording on the back totally, and that happens,

601
00:33:42,200 --> 00:33:45,520
Speaker 1: you know, family, it's your boy here it's moral does now.

602
00:33:45,560 --> 00:33:48,080
Speaker 1: This is a legendary light knife light scene in Nashville

603
00:33:48,120 --> 00:33:51,120
Speaker 1: back in the day. Yeah, Like I gotta wait, I

604
00:33:51,160 --> 00:33:53,840
Speaker 1: gotta wait to look and then and then somebody plants

605
00:33:53,840 --> 00:33:57,360
Speaker 1: a doll like something. You know, I talked like a

606
00:33:57,560 --> 00:34:00,360
Speaker 1: dollar oh ship. There's a weird dollin here. You saw,

607
00:34:00,480 --> 00:34:03,920
Speaker 1: like just sitting in the middle of the dude. You

608
00:34:03,960 --> 00:34:05,720
Speaker 1: just I saw you pull that out of your fucking

609
00:34:05,760 --> 00:34:08,080
Speaker 1: Fannie pack. I hear a ghost in the background. Saw

610
00:34:08,120 --> 00:34:10,880
Speaker 1: you pull that fucking creepy doll out. Haunted dolls is

611
00:34:10,960 --> 00:34:14,040
Speaker 1: big business on the internet. So yeah, I've seen that.

612
00:34:14,040 --> 00:34:17,040
Speaker 1: That's scary. That's not good. I mean the people who

613
00:34:17,080 --> 00:34:18,960
Speaker 1: have that. I've seen that on the internet. Yeah, these

614
00:34:18,960 --> 00:34:20,799
Speaker 1: people who have like a haunted doll collection and they

615
00:34:20,800 --> 00:34:22,839
Speaker 1: sit at their house with a bunch of dolls, And

616
00:34:23,320 --> 00:34:25,400
Speaker 1: that's not good. It's called kicking it with the homies.

617
00:34:25,480 --> 00:34:28,080
Speaker 1: If your neighbors doing that, I imagine behind a drawing curtain.

618
00:34:28,239 --> 00:34:31,200
Speaker 1: What's going on, especially up here in Madison, Madison, Tennessee.

619
00:34:31,200 --> 00:34:33,839
Speaker 1: I'm trying to get it as a major player now

620
00:34:33,880 --> 00:34:37,080
Speaker 1: as a town. Like it's not I'm gonna bring us hometown. Yeah,

621
00:34:37,160 --> 00:34:39,480
Speaker 1: like it's a place to go if you want a vape.

622
00:34:39,760 --> 00:34:43,080
Speaker 1: Madison most foul. Smoke Mountain. There's a place called Smoke

623
00:34:43,120 --> 00:34:50,040
Speaker 1: Mountain right near me. What is it like barbecue? But

624
00:34:50,080 --> 00:34:51,919
Speaker 1: it's kind of incredible. If you want to get food

625
00:34:52,000 --> 00:34:54,120
Speaker 1: up here, you might as well fucking forget it. I

626
00:34:54,120 --> 00:34:56,799
Speaker 1: mean you you know you can have a burger king

627
00:34:56,920 --> 00:35:00,120
Speaker 1: or vape. Hey what about roma pizza ampasta? Right are

628
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Speaker 1: by the walmart? Are you looking at? Are you looking at?

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Speaker 1: Are you prowling? Yeah? Oh yeah, oh yeah, yeah, there's

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Speaker 1: there's there's a funny thing. There are some l a

631
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Speaker 1: looking people here, um like who wear that knit knit

632
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Speaker 1: cap and those short pants and stuff? How's with barbecue

633
00:35:15,560 --> 00:35:19,880
Speaker 1: across from Smoke Mountain? When you say short pants, are

634
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Speaker 1: you just talking about shorts? No? No, I'm short pants.

635
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Speaker 1: You know what I'm talking about. I was trust fun

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Speaker 1: ladies who where the freaking giant white sneakers and the

637
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Speaker 1: freaking short the pants that show their ankles, like you know,

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Speaker 1: like they wear socks like yeah, you like a crop

639
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Speaker 1: crop pant with like the big old chunky balenci Yaga sneakers,

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Speaker 1: like like a big big sweatshirt or something. It's called

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Speaker 1: high low bro it's called high low high fashion with

642
00:35:43,760 --> 00:35:46,160
Speaker 1: some low brow pieces. Dude, just like the juxtaposition of

643
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Speaker 1: the two. You know what I mean, right whatever, But

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Speaker 1: in yes, that's you might say that. They might say that.

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00:35:50,760 --> 00:35:52,120
Speaker 1: I don't know. If you look up the lady who

646
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Speaker 1: did the um there's a boomtown Rats song called I

647
00:35:55,440 --> 00:35:57,680
Speaker 1: Don't Like Monday's that's about a woman who shot a

648
00:35:57,680 --> 00:36:00,160
Speaker 1: bunch of people coming out of school, and she had

649
00:36:00,200 --> 00:36:02,880
Speaker 1: that look going way before all these ladies did. So

650
00:36:02,920 --> 00:36:05,760
Speaker 1: if you want to look at where that knit cap,

651
00:36:05,960 --> 00:36:08,719
Speaker 1: short pants, big white sneakers look came from, it came

652
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Speaker 1: straight out of the shooter. I think her name is

653
00:36:11,160 --> 00:36:14,759
Speaker 1: Brenda something or other. But anyway, so anyway, that's uh,

654
00:36:14,880 --> 00:36:17,319
Speaker 1: Los Angeles is you know, people from Kansas dressing up

655
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Speaker 1: like that, whatever it is. You know, that's what l

656
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Speaker 1: A is. And that's what I'm feeling free now to

657
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Speaker 1: put down l A because I left and so I

658
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Speaker 1: might be back though, so I gotta be a little

659
00:36:26,840 --> 00:36:31,120
Speaker 1: I'm gonna come back. I'll come back. I'll come back also,

660
00:36:31,160 --> 00:36:32,839
Speaker 1: and just pretend I never left, because I never saw

661
00:36:32,840 --> 00:36:35,080
Speaker 1: anybody when I was there. Anyway, nobody knows you left

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00:36:35,080 --> 00:36:36,960
Speaker 1: in l a. Oh you've been busy and you're just

663
00:36:37,000 --> 00:36:39,200
Speaker 1: like I've been busy. Oh yeah, what you've been doing?

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Speaker 1: None of your business? A lot of big time ship.

665
00:36:42,040 --> 00:36:48,560
Speaker 1: Judd Apataw, Judd Apataw. How about that saying his name?

666
00:36:48,960 --> 00:36:51,759
Speaker 1: What about that? Where'd you go? Chris? I don't know

667
00:36:52,000 --> 00:36:58,359
Speaker 1: a little name called Judd Apataw short appage. How hard

668
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Speaker 1: he get that? We didn't even ain't got anything? Just

669
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Speaker 1: said his name three times? Often it's kicking ass. I

670
00:37:04,040 --> 00:37:07,759
Speaker 1: was wondering where Crofton was. He was kicking ass Judd

671
00:37:07,840 --> 00:37:13,319
Speaker 1: hapitaal fuck yeah. So anyway, while all you guys are

672
00:37:13,360 --> 00:37:16,040
Speaker 1: all enjoying your fake it till you make it, I'm

673
00:37:16,080 --> 00:37:18,120
Speaker 1: down here where you make it till you fake it.

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Speaker 1: Go your vitamins from fruit flavored vape car Tennessee vape,

675
00:37:24,719 --> 00:37:31,239
Speaker 1: whether you like it or not. Oh man, all right,

676
00:37:31,360 --> 00:37:43,360
Speaker 1: let's take one more break. We'll be right back. And

677
00:37:43,680 --> 00:37:46,360
Speaker 1: we're back, and Chris, we do like to ask, I

678
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Speaker 1: guess what's something you think is just underrated? Underrated? Here

679
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Speaker 1: we go Today's today is underrated? Is uh? I saw

680
00:37:56,480 --> 00:37:58,440
Speaker 1: this movie last night. I don't know if it's underrated

681
00:37:58,560 --> 00:38:00,960
Speaker 1: or not, but that movie, uh, it's called like the

682
00:38:01,040 --> 00:38:03,920
Speaker 1: Blood and the Madness or something like that. It's a

683
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Speaker 1: documentary about um, the Sackler family and Nan Golden, the photographer.

684
00:38:10,080 --> 00:38:12,640
Speaker 1: And I was not ready for what a great movie

685
00:38:12,680 --> 00:38:16,440
Speaker 1: that was, all the beauty and the bloodshed. Yes, that

686
00:38:16,640 --> 00:38:19,920
Speaker 1: movie is a crusher of a movie. It's not just

687
00:38:20,120 --> 00:38:23,160
Speaker 1: about the Sackler family, it's about Nan Golden. Ostensibly, it's

688
00:38:23,200 --> 00:38:27,439
Speaker 1: about a documentary by Laura Poittress, who did forget. She's

689
00:38:27,480 --> 00:38:30,120
Speaker 1: done a couple of some big things. It's just a

690
00:38:30,120 --> 00:38:32,320
Speaker 1: beautiful movie. I recommend it, but I guess what I

691
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Speaker 1: would say is like I forgot this is overrated or underrated,

692
00:38:35,640 --> 00:38:39,520
Speaker 1: But underrated is a uh is going through your childhood

693
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Speaker 1: and like dealing with if you had a difficult childhood,

694
00:38:42,480 --> 00:38:45,759
Speaker 1: like if your household dynamic was was rough, like if

695
00:38:45,840 --> 00:38:49,600
Speaker 1: you're a lot of the movie is about her appraising

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Speaker 1: her relationship with her parents, and in a way that's

697
00:38:53,160 --> 00:38:55,360
Speaker 1: really her and her parents are still alive, so she

698
00:38:55,480 --> 00:38:59,000
Speaker 1: pretty fearlessly and I don't think she had a choice

699
00:38:59,040 --> 00:39:01,200
Speaker 1: because her upbring it was so difficult. But it was

700
00:39:01,320 --> 00:39:03,560
Speaker 1: not this the thing it was like in a suburb

701
00:39:03,680 --> 00:39:05,680
Speaker 1: with parents that it was not like she was not

702
00:39:06,040 --> 00:39:09,520
Speaker 1: like abused physically, But she basically comes right out and

703
00:39:09,560 --> 00:39:11,279
Speaker 1: say my parents were not ready to have kids. They

704
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Speaker 1: should not have had kids. Because she doesn't and Nan Golden,

705
00:39:14,160 --> 00:39:15,840
Speaker 1: I don't know. There's something about the way she speaks.

706
00:39:15,880 --> 00:39:18,120
Speaker 1: It's sort of very authoritative, like she was she you

707
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Speaker 1: really know that my parents should not have had kids,

708
00:39:22,480 --> 00:39:24,080
Speaker 1: you know, And she's not kidding, you know what I mean?

709
00:39:24,200 --> 00:39:26,600
Speaker 1: Like and and I she said they were kids themselves,

710
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Speaker 1: and I feel like that about my parents, and I

711
00:39:29,520 --> 00:39:31,120
Speaker 1: you know, they could probably hear the show, and I

712
00:39:31,239 --> 00:39:32,879
Speaker 1: just I think it's the truth. I mean, back then,

713
00:39:33,360 --> 00:39:35,680
Speaker 1: kids married other kids, they had kids because they were

714
00:39:36,160 --> 00:39:39,560
Speaker 1: supposed to, and and and some really crazy ship and

715
00:39:39,680 --> 00:39:42,080
Speaker 1: sued because they did not know how to parent. And

716
00:39:42,239 --> 00:39:44,759
Speaker 1: so we have a whole generation of people that have

717
00:39:44,960 --> 00:39:48,479
Speaker 1: had this kind of parenting where the parents were just kids,

718
00:39:48,560 --> 00:39:50,799
Speaker 1: so they just made everything about themselves in a way,

719
00:39:50,880 --> 00:39:53,920
Speaker 1: so the kids were just there as like little dolls

720
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Speaker 1: or you know, a little just set dressing for nineteen

721
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Speaker 1: fifties or nineteen sixties or nineteen seventies, clear family values

722
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Speaker 1: and the damage that that does to the kid because

723
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Speaker 1: you grow up feeling like you're a fucking side end

724
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Speaker 1: table or something, or you're a lamp. And then you

725
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Speaker 1: grow up and try and have a relationship or something,

726
00:40:10,480 --> 00:40:12,839
Speaker 1: and you realize that you don't know what your own

727
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Speaker 1: feelings mean because you never had a space for them

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Speaker 1: as a kid. So as as a kid, like in

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Speaker 1: my home, my parents argued so much that I had

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Speaker 1: no I just kept quiet. I mean I just kept

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Speaker 1: quiet and try to stay out of the way. I

732
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Speaker 1: hid my room. I held myself physically, I mean I

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Speaker 1: when I've talked about therapists, I even get deep enough

734
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Speaker 1: into like I would hold myself in physical positions to

735
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Speaker 1: try and make them stop arguing. Like you turn yourself

736
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Speaker 1: into like almost like a totem or or an object

737
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Speaker 1: to try to make a yelling stop. But you can't

738
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Speaker 1: do it because you're a child. So because parents back

739
00:40:43,640 --> 00:40:46,440
Speaker 1: then didn't realize children were like not just miniature adults.

740
00:40:46,960 --> 00:40:49,360
Speaker 1: They didn't know that they were like could get impacted

741
00:40:49,440 --> 00:40:53,400
Speaker 1: like physiologically by all this stress. So you know, you

742
00:40:53,480 --> 00:40:55,719
Speaker 1: grow up and then you turned your feelings off at

743
00:40:55,760 --> 00:40:57,920
Speaker 1: some point as a kid, and then when you try

744
00:40:57,920 --> 00:41:00,200
Speaker 1: and turn it back on, there the thing are the

745
00:41:00,280 --> 00:41:02,680
Speaker 1: least familiar with, and they're pretty much the most important

746
00:41:02,719 --> 00:41:04,600
Speaker 1: thing you need to know, like if you want to

747
00:41:04,680 --> 00:41:09,000
Speaker 1: have friends and relationships, like your self worth. It's very

748
00:41:09,040 --> 00:41:11,480
Speaker 1: difficult for you to determine because you know, it's like

749
00:41:11,600 --> 00:41:14,000
Speaker 1: you you've been you've been sort of in a way

750
00:41:14,080 --> 00:41:16,640
Speaker 1: in that atmosphere devalued or something because you have to

751
00:41:16,719 --> 00:41:19,040
Speaker 1: like just you're just treated like you're something in the

752
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Speaker 1: room that that is not important or something. It's like

753
00:41:23,000 --> 00:41:26,080
Speaker 1: that yeah, or whatever you have to say isn't important,

754
00:41:26,239 --> 00:41:28,239
Speaker 1: and that is like that can play a huge part.

755
00:41:29,440 --> 00:41:30,920
Speaker 1: So when you finally get out of the house and

756
00:41:30,960 --> 00:41:33,319
Speaker 1: you try and speak on a date or something, you realize, oh,

757
00:41:33,320 --> 00:41:34,719
Speaker 1: I think I'm a piece of ship, Like I have

758
00:41:34,800 --> 00:41:36,880
Speaker 1: no self worth because I just I just never have

759
00:41:37,000 --> 00:41:40,040
Speaker 1: had that reflected back at me, like um. So, anyway,

760
00:41:40,080 --> 00:41:42,279
Speaker 1: this movie addresses that in a huge way because her

761
00:41:42,320 --> 00:41:46,120
Speaker 1: parents were so obsessed with appearances that her sister was

762
00:41:46,320 --> 00:41:49,960
Speaker 1: a lesbian and they put her in a mental hospital

763
00:41:50,920 --> 00:41:53,759
Speaker 1: and the mental hospital report and I don't want to

764
00:41:53,800 --> 00:41:55,759
Speaker 1: give too much away, but just because because it is

765
00:41:55,840 --> 00:41:57,960
Speaker 1: like a very interesting movie, It's got a lot going on.

766
00:41:58,200 --> 00:42:00,920
Speaker 1: It's like it's also about the Sacklers and the opioid crisis.

767
00:42:00,960 --> 00:42:05,359
Speaker 1: Because Nan Golden got addicted to oxycont But it's kind

768
00:42:05,400 --> 00:42:07,800
Speaker 1: of about holding your parents accountable, and it's kind of

769
00:42:07,840 --> 00:42:12,279
Speaker 1: about holding the Sacklers accountable and keeping up appearances and

770
00:42:12,400 --> 00:42:15,000
Speaker 1: museums with the Sackler name and then trying to get

771
00:42:15,040 --> 00:42:17,160
Speaker 1: them to take the Sackler name down, and museums being

772
00:42:17,239 --> 00:42:19,760
Speaker 1: very uncomfortable with that because they were worried about the perception,

773
00:42:20,040 --> 00:42:22,080
Speaker 1: just the way her parents were worried about their perception.

774
00:42:22,160 --> 00:42:25,040
Speaker 1: I mean, it's all like very skillful anyway, I recommended.

775
00:42:25,080 --> 00:42:27,439
Speaker 1: I cried my head off, and me and my brother

776
00:42:27,560 --> 00:42:31,320
Speaker 1: talked for an hour and a half afterward about just

777
00:42:31,440 --> 00:42:34,359
Speaker 1: like the whole growing up, you know. And I really

778
00:42:34,400 --> 00:42:37,279
Speaker 1: don't mean that to be harsh on my parents. I

779
00:42:37,360 --> 00:42:39,880
Speaker 1: really don't. They were just following the rules, you know,

780
00:42:40,000 --> 00:42:42,080
Speaker 1: the rules where you get married and then you have

781
00:42:42,200 --> 00:42:45,320
Speaker 1: kids or else you're a freak, you know, and it

782
00:42:45,400 --> 00:42:47,400
Speaker 1: doesn't matter if you're not growing up enough to do that.

783
00:42:47,560 --> 00:42:49,759
Speaker 1: You just do it and it just leads to a

784
00:42:49,840 --> 00:42:51,960
Speaker 1: lot of trouble and and and you know it's still

785
00:42:52,040 --> 00:42:55,239
Speaker 1: going on anyway. That's it. That's my that's my now

786
00:42:55,320 --> 00:42:59,239
Speaker 1: you now, it's did I do a good job? I

787
00:42:59,280 --> 00:43:02,440
Speaker 1: didn't take over always what about big cop by our

788
00:43:02,600 --> 00:43:05,239
Speaker 1: Richard though, well there's that too. You can also just

789
00:43:05,320 --> 00:43:07,480
Speaker 1: like forget about your childhood and read about big cocks.

790
00:43:07,680 --> 00:43:09,879
Speaker 1: Yeah no, but I mean it's it's interesting too many

791
00:43:09,880 --> 00:43:13,960
Speaker 1: because I remember so much, like my parents talking about

792
00:43:14,040 --> 00:43:17,800
Speaker 1: the cycles that they were trying to break, like just

793
00:43:17,920 --> 00:43:20,120
Speaker 1: as adults. I remember, like as I got older and

794
00:43:20,200 --> 00:43:22,600
Speaker 1: like talking to my dad having like more adult conversations

795
00:43:22,640 --> 00:43:26,080
Speaker 1: with him, talking about the pressures of like growing up

796
00:43:26,160 --> 00:43:28,759
Speaker 1: in like the sixties, when people are just like the

797
00:43:28,920 --> 00:43:31,520
Speaker 1: funk mental health is like, look, I just fought in

798
00:43:31,560 --> 00:43:34,680
Speaker 1: the war, I'm black, the world is fucked up. We're

799
00:43:34,719 --> 00:43:37,279
Speaker 1: trying to make the best we can, and so many

800
00:43:37,360 --> 00:43:39,960
Speaker 1: things that get absorbed by like like you know, people

801
00:43:40,080 --> 00:43:43,120
Speaker 1: of my grandparents age their kids. It's interesting to see

802
00:43:43,160 --> 00:43:46,400
Speaker 1: how much how much self awareness it really fucking takes

803
00:43:46,440 --> 00:43:48,839
Speaker 1: to be able to be like fuck, like I could

804
00:43:48,920 --> 00:43:51,719
Speaker 1: do this breathlessly and keep these sort of cycles going,

805
00:43:52,719 --> 00:43:54,799
Speaker 1: or I you know, you need some level of self

806
00:43:54,840 --> 00:43:57,400
Speaker 1: awareness to know like, oh what am I doing this

807
00:43:57,560 --> 00:44:01,080
Speaker 1: thing where like I'm completely disregarding my child because they're

808
00:44:01,120 --> 00:44:03,120
Speaker 1: a child, and what do they know? Because this is

809
00:44:03,200 --> 00:44:05,760
Speaker 1: just how things should be in a house, etcetera, etcetera.

810
00:44:06,400 --> 00:44:08,200
Speaker 1: So it's like it's interesting to just see, like how

811
00:44:08,400 --> 00:44:10,319
Speaker 1: even now, like a documentary like this or a lot

812
00:44:10,360 --> 00:44:13,520
Speaker 1: more media now is about kind of looking at our

813
00:44:13,600 --> 00:44:16,800
Speaker 1: parents and kind of like having a reckoning with that.

814
00:44:16,840 --> 00:44:18,160
Speaker 1: And I think this is obviously in a much more

815
00:44:18,280 --> 00:44:20,719
Speaker 1: like clear eyed documentary way versus like a lot of

816
00:44:20,760 --> 00:44:22,400
Speaker 1: the narrative stuff that's come out the last year and

817
00:44:22,400 --> 00:44:24,680
Speaker 1: a half. Well how having to do it? Also, while

818
00:44:24,760 --> 00:44:27,480
Speaker 1: you don't want to disown your parents and you want

819
00:44:27,480 --> 00:44:29,200
Speaker 1: to love your parents like you know, you where you

820
00:44:29,239 --> 00:44:31,879
Speaker 1: can forgive them, but you also can't on some level

821
00:44:32,000 --> 00:44:34,239
Speaker 1: interact with them in that old way because it makes

822
00:44:34,280 --> 00:44:36,200
Speaker 1: you feel like kids. You know. It's like I just

823
00:44:36,760 --> 00:44:39,080
Speaker 1: when I'm around my parents, they are similar to the

824
00:44:39,120 --> 00:44:40,960
Speaker 1: way they used to be. So I start feeling like

825
00:44:41,080 --> 00:44:43,359
Speaker 1: that trauma because I feel like I'm eight years old again,

826
00:44:43,440 --> 00:44:45,000
Speaker 1: you know, and I feel like i'm because I mean,

827
00:44:45,040 --> 00:44:47,080
Speaker 1: the idea of asking your kid, how do you feel?

828
00:44:47,560 --> 00:44:51,160
Speaker 1: That's the thing was missing from that entire equation. So

829
00:44:51,960 --> 00:44:53,759
Speaker 1: like you know, when the when the parents grew up

830
00:44:53,800 --> 00:44:56,200
Speaker 1: and had kids, they also didn't ever have that question

831
00:44:56,280 --> 00:44:58,439
Speaker 1: asked to them. So like, you know, like the dad

832
00:44:58,560 --> 00:45:00,400
Speaker 1: was still trying to figure out how he felt about

833
00:45:00,400 --> 00:45:01,920
Speaker 1: his kids and stuff like, I mean, just didn't have

834
00:45:01,960 --> 00:45:04,600
Speaker 1: the language or the you know, it's like a learned

835
00:45:05,080 --> 00:45:07,680
Speaker 1: I think we're making progress anyway. I recommend this movie

836
00:45:07,880 --> 00:45:10,640
Speaker 1: very highly. I don't know if it's underrated or not,

837
00:45:10,800 --> 00:45:13,520
Speaker 1: but go see the what's it call again? All the

838
00:45:13,560 --> 00:45:16,160
Speaker 1: Beauty and the Blood? It's hard to remember. It's a

839
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Speaker 1: good it's a good title that. Yeah, I don't know

840
00:45:20,239 --> 00:45:22,920
Speaker 1: if he's quite up to a title like that, but

841
00:45:23,440 --> 00:45:24,880
Speaker 1: he would he would what what would he call it?

842
00:45:25,000 --> 00:45:27,320
Speaker 1: What would he call that movie? All the Beauty and

843
00:45:27,320 --> 00:45:29,080
Speaker 1: the Blood? Said, he would call it like it would

844
00:45:29,120 --> 00:45:31,360
Speaker 1: be called like it would be called like pain pills

845
00:45:31,480 --> 00:45:34,560
Speaker 1: and Naked Parents or something like that, like something like

846
00:45:35,480 --> 00:45:38,359
Speaker 1: worse than that. Yeah, I had heard about that because

847
00:45:38,400 --> 00:45:40,960
Speaker 1: it's on a lot of top ten lists, which actually

848
00:45:41,080 --> 00:45:43,719
Speaker 1: ties right into kind of one of our stories, the

849
00:45:43,800 --> 00:45:47,239
Speaker 1: Top Gun Maverick getting nominated for the Golden Globes, and

850
00:45:48,000 --> 00:45:50,080
Speaker 1: you know, the right is claiming that is like finally

851
00:45:50,520 --> 00:45:55,640
Speaker 1: Emeric is ready to like movies that are cool and

852
00:45:56,120 --> 00:46:01,399
Speaker 1: portray the military is sexy and this past weekend, Ao

853
00:46:01,520 --> 00:46:04,759
Speaker 1: Scott from The New York Times published his top ten

854
00:46:04,880 --> 00:46:07,560
Speaker 1: movies of the year, and All the Beauty and the

855
00:46:07,600 --> 00:46:11,000
Speaker 1: Bloodshed was number nine, but he was bombarded by trolls

856
00:46:11,800 --> 00:46:15,800
Speaker 1: because a self described movie podcaster criticized his list for

857
00:46:15,880 --> 00:46:19,840
Speaker 1: not including Maverick and Elon Musk hopped in and was like,

858
00:46:19,960 --> 00:46:22,360
Speaker 1: that's because the New York Times has gone full woke.

859
00:46:23,440 --> 00:46:26,759
Speaker 1: So that's that's the thing that's happening, Like I'm seeing

860
00:46:26,760 --> 00:46:28,880
Speaker 1: it with people who are fans of everything everywhere all

861
00:46:28,920 --> 00:46:31,400
Speaker 1: at once, are like beerrating people who don't put it

862
00:46:31,520 --> 00:46:33,839
Speaker 1: on the list, and people are like, I've never even

863
00:46:33,960 --> 00:46:37,120
Speaker 1: heard of So that same podcaster devoted a whole episode

864
00:46:37,239 --> 00:46:41,080
Speaker 1: of their show to criticizing Ao Scott's list of movies,

865
00:46:41,480 --> 00:46:44,000
Speaker 1: claiming that no one had ever seen any of them.

866
00:46:44,080 --> 00:46:46,800
Speaker 1: By the way, his number one was nope. Uh. And

867
00:46:47,840 --> 00:46:50,520
Speaker 1: also just like spent all the time talking about how

868
00:46:50,600 --> 00:46:52,840
Speaker 1: like no one had heard of any of these movies,

869
00:46:52,960 --> 00:46:57,200
Speaker 1: and they're a movie podcaster, like spending an hour bragging

870
00:46:57,200 --> 00:47:00,799
Speaker 1: about all the acclaimed movies you've never heard of. It's

871
00:47:00,800 --> 00:47:05,000
Speaker 1: the weird look for a movie podcaster. But I don't know, Yeah,

872
00:47:05,120 --> 00:47:09,840
Speaker 1: just if there's a list of movies that you don't know,

873
00:47:10,200 --> 00:47:12,480
Speaker 1: and people are saying, are good, there's probably a pretty

874
00:47:12,480 --> 00:47:15,040
Speaker 1: good chance that you're going to find some really compelling

875
00:47:15,080 --> 00:47:18,839
Speaker 1: ship on there, and and maybe don't just assume automatically

876
00:47:18,960 --> 00:47:22,279
Speaker 1: that everything that you saw that your must be way

877
00:47:22,400 --> 00:47:25,080
Speaker 1: better than that. Is it that they don't like that

878
00:47:25,239 --> 00:47:27,120
Speaker 1: it was left out of the top films? Are they

879
00:47:27,200 --> 00:47:29,680
Speaker 1: more invested in the narrative that Top Gun is the

880
00:47:29,760 --> 00:47:33,719
Speaker 1: best film of the year because pro military ship like

881
00:47:33,840 --> 00:47:35,840
Speaker 1: this is number one, you know what I mean? Like

882
00:47:36,400 --> 00:47:38,319
Speaker 1: it's not like saying like, well, you know, I feel

883
00:47:38,360 --> 00:47:39,279
Speaker 1: like this is that and the other. I feel like

884
00:47:39,320 --> 00:47:42,080
Speaker 1: it's almost like somebody who's upset that their top ten

885
00:47:42,200 --> 00:47:45,280
Speaker 1: list isn't reinforcing like this broader culture war a message

886
00:47:45,280 --> 00:47:48,279
Speaker 1: of like, dude, ship from the eighties is still fucking cool,

887
00:47:48,320 --> 00:47:53,640
Speaker 1: including our takes on policy and politicians. Right. Yeah, I

888
00:47:53,760 --> 00:47:56,040
Speaker 1: think big picture, they want the middle class back, you know,

889
00:47:56,200 --> 00:47:59,880
Speaker 1: somehow Top Gun represents some like for them, like America,

890
00:48:00,080 --> 00:48:02,840
Speaker 1: you know, like that's America. That's what America's about. Is

891
00:48:02,880 --> 00:48:06,800
Speaker 1: like everybody has a job and they're a pilot, you

892
00:48:06,880 --> 00:48:08,800
Speaker 1: know what I mean, That's what I remember about America.

893
00:48:08,880 --> 00:48:10,920
Speaker 1: Everybody was a pilot. And had a brand new plane

894
00:48:11,000 --> 00:48:13,520
Speaker 1: and plane and everything money in their pocket and did

895
00:48:13,640 --> 00:48:17,000
Speaker 1: karaoke and and had a hot girlfriend. That's what America was.

896
00:48:17,560 --> 00:48:20,400
Speaker 1: I'm a tired of New America. America did have a

897
00:48:20,440 --> 00:48:22,719
Speaker 1: middle class in the eighties. Everybody got a plane. I

898
00:48:22,719 --> 00:48:24,759
Speaker 1: remember when I was growing up. Y'all, everybody got a

899
00:48:24,800 --> 00:48:27,759
Speaker 1: plane that nice hair, everybody nice hair do, and sunglass.

900
00:48:27,800 --> 00:48:31,440
Speaker 1: Motorcycles were faster than fighter jets. Everyone was white. Everybody's

901
00:48:31,480 --> 00:48:35,040
Speaker 1: flying around the planes when I'm I missed that. That's

902
00:48:35,080 --> 00:48:36,640
Speaker 1: what I want to see in movies. I want to

903
00:48:36,640 --> 00:48:39,800
Speaker 1: see movies about when America had more planes in it,

904
00:48:41,080 --> 00:48:43,719
Speaker 1: and fast people and nice people and good people that

905
00:48:43,840 --> 00:48:46,800
Speaker 1: worked hard and had big heads and nice hair dues.

906
00:48:48,000 --> 00:48:51,520
Speaker 1: When Tom Cruise was everybody. I remember when I was

907
00:48:51,520 --> 00:48:54,719
Speaker 1: growing up, everybody looked like Tom Cruise. Everybody and had

908
00:48:54,760 --> 00:48:56,760
Speaker 1: a plane and it went fast, and they were strong

909
00:48:56,920 --> 00:48:59,719
Speaker 1: and fast and good and drank beer and didn't have

910
00:48:59,760 --> 00:49:02,640
Speaker 1: any trouble about it, sliding around houses on the wood

911
00:49:02,719 --> 00:49:06,439
Speaker 1: floors in our underwear, and they still want to work

912
00:49:06,480 --> 00:49:09,040
Speaker 1: even though they had a hangover and their kids or

913
00:49:09,040 --> 00:49:11,040
Speaker 1: their wife or anything. But that's why it was. That's

914
00:49:11,080 --> 00:49:14,480
Speaker 1: how it worked. And there's no such thing as PTSD. Yeah,

915
00:49:14,640 --> 00:49:17,520
Speaker 1: top Con is bringing back jobs to America. If every

916
00:49:17,640 --> 00:49:19,440
Speaker 1: movie is a woke movie, then we're not gonna have

917
00:49:19,440 --> 00:49:22,000
Speaker 1: as many jobs in this country. We need horror movies

918
00:49:22,040 --> 00:49:25,600
Speaker 1: about jobs facts. What's their love? Is it just that

919
00:49:25,719 --> 00:49:28,960
Speaker 1: it's all war like? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, bomb them. Well,

920
00:49:29,080 --> 00:49:32,440
Speaker 1: but it's interesting, right because so breap Bark columnists like

921
00:49:32,480 --> 00:49:35,719
Speaker 1: at the time said top Come Maverick is a masculine,

922
00:49:35,760 --> 00:49:41,440
Speaker 1: pro American, stridently non woke blockbuster. Um, the movie actually did,

923
00:49:41,600 --> 00:49:44,920
Speaker 1: like feature a more diverse cast than the original, and

924
00:49:45,320 --> 00:49:48,400
Speaker 1: if the movie bombed, like brepe Bart definitely would have

925
00:49:48,480 --> 00:49:51,560
Speaker 1: been like this is why it bombed because they had

926
00:49:51,640 --> 00:49:54,919
Speaker 1: the more diverse cast, so, you know, like they did

927
00:49:55,000 --> 00:49:58,800
Speaker 1: with Late Year for instance. Um, people need real like

928
00:49:58,960 --> 00:50:01,160
Speaker 1: they've gone crazy, and they think that movies can like

929
00:50:01,760 --> 00:50:04,040
Speaker 1: they think movies can like bring back the middle class

930
00:50:04,120 --> 00:50:06,640
Speaker 1: or something like we had enough movies about like jobs

931
00:50:06,760 --> 00:50:08,680
Speaker 1: or something. You know, like if we had more movies

932
00:50:08,719 --> 00:50:12,960
Speaker 1: and shown people acting normal like a regular person back

933
00:50:13,000 --> 00:50:15,759
Speaker 1: in the nineteen fifties like we all did, then people

934
00:50:15,800 --> 00:50:18,200
Speaker 1: would stop getting these crazy ideas and they would have

935
00:50:18,360 --> 00:50:22,760
Speaker 1: jobs again. Uh, you know, at the factories right, because

936
00:50:22,800 --> 00:50:28,320
Speaker 1: there's no major party that actually does anything that affects changed.

937
00:50:28,520 --> 00:50:31,319
Speaker 1: They This is the level that it gets fought at

938
00:50:31,560 --> 00:50:35,440
Speaker 1: is in conversations about Yeah, people have gone fucking crazy.

939
00:50:35,560 --> 00:50:38,439
Speaker 1: They've gone fucking crazy because the middle class has gone

940
00:50:38,480 --> 00:50:41,640
Speaker 1: away and and and and that just has led to

941
00:50:41,760 --> 00:50:44,319
Speaker 1: all kinds of trouble because because you know, I mean,

942
00:50:44,360 --> 00:50:46,520
Speaker 1: I don't I don't want to go off about it,

943
00:50:46,600 --> 00:50:49,439
Speaker 1: but but just that I feel like that's what people

944
00:50:49,480 --> 00:50:51,399
Speaker 1: are going crazy and they think things that have nothing

945
00:50:51,440 --> 00:50:54,120
Speaker 1: to do with why they're unhappy can fix why they're unhappy.

946
00:50:54,680 --> 00:50:58,200
Speaker 1: If the movies were just, you know, this way, then

947
00:50:58,360 --> 00:51:00,400
Speaker 1: everything can be fine, and I would be able to

948
00:51:00,440 --> 00:51:03,200
Speaker 1: get a girlfriend without being nice, just the way you

949
00:51:03,360 --> 00:51:05,920
Speaker 1: used to be able to. I wouldn't be an insult.

950
00:51:06,040 --> 00:51:10,160
Speaker 1: There are more movies about plane drivers. Everybody should drive

951
00:51:10,200 --> 00:51:11,640
Speaker 1: a plane and have a nice hair and tow and

952
00:51:11,680 --> 00:51:13,800
Speaker 1: then I can have a girlfriend. I mean, it's nutty

953
00:51:13,920 --> 00:51:18,239
Speaker 1: ship like this movie is taking away my opportunity to

954
00:51:18,320 --> 00:51:21,040
Speaker 1: get laid as a total piece of ship. Well, it's

955
00:51:21,120 --> 00:51:23,719
Speaker 1: this other thing too, or they think that the decisions

956
00:51:23,800 --> 00:51:26,480
Speaker 1: made by like fifteen people on the West side of

957
00:51:26,719 --> 00:51:30,000
Speaker 1: l A. It's like what's determining like the course of

958
00:51:30,440 --> 00:51:33,480
Speaker 1: humanity and our culture. Like I get it, You're like,

959
00:51:33,840 --> 00:51:36,719
Speaker 1: see this thing that did well aligned a little bit

960
00:51:36,800 --> 00:51:40,239
Speaker 1: more with my like raw raw jingleistic bullshit that I'm into.

961
00:51:40,680 --> 00:51:43,080
Speaker 1: But then to be like and because that's there, we're

962
00:51:43,120 --> 00:51:46,160
Speaker 1: winning that fight. When the real reason you're looking at

963
00:51:46,200 --> 00:51:49,120
Speaker 1: people like you know, move into the ideologies they are.

964
00:51:49,200 --> 00:51:51,480
Speaker 1: It's not because the fucking movies, because of what their

965
00:51:51,520 --> 00:51:54,480
Speaker 1: lived experiences are. And I get yeah, Like to everyone's point,

966
00:51:54,520 --> 00:51:56,680
Speaker 1: it's like yeah, but it's easier to be like yeah, yeah,

967
00:51:56,760 --> 00:51:59,040
Speaker 1: top Gun, top Gun, Top Gun. Yea, we just need

968
00:51:59,120 --> 00:52:02,840
Speaker 1: more top guns. We had just movies like The Passion

969
00:52:02,920 --> 00:52:06,120
Speaker 1: of the Christ and Top Gun on the top ten list,

970
00:52:06,680 --> 00:52:09,640
Speaker 1: everyone would have a job in two cars and health

971
00:52:09,680 --> 00:52:12,520
Speaker 1: insurance like they used to. Actually, Chris, I'll go one better.

972
00:52:12,600 --> 00:52:15,319
Speaker 1: No one would even need health insurance because they would

973
00:52:15,320 --> 00:52:17,960
Speaker 1: be imbued with the message of Christ's love. That's how

974
00:52:18,160 --> 00:52:20,359
Speaker 1: I see us getting around this whole health insurance can

975
00:52:20,440 --> 00:52:25,160
Speaker 1: under him honestly. Also, every fucking clunky dude has never

976
00:52:25,280 --> 00:52:27,440
Speaker 1: been seen by his parents, who doesn't know how to

977
00:52:27,480 --> 00:52:29,640
Speaker 1: ask a girl out because he's got no self worth

978
00:52:29,800 --> 00:52:32,280
Speaker 1: because he was treated like a lamp by his goddamn

979
00:52:32,360 --> 00:52:36,080
Speaker 1: religious parents or whatever. He doesn't know how to get

980
00:52:36,160 --> 00:52:38,359
Speaker 1: on a date anymore because no movies are telling him

981
00:52:38,360 --> 00:52:40,080
Speaker 1: how to do it. You know how any fucking people

982
00:52:40,200 --> 00:52:44,320
Speaker 1: must have actually reenacted that you've lost that love and

983
00:52:44,520 --> 00:52:48,080
Speaker 1: feeling and seen from fucking top gun and successfully seduced

984
00:52:48,120 --> 00:52:50,120
Speaker 1: someone because they saw it in a movie. Like how

985
00:52:50,160 --> 00:52:53,160
Speaker 1: many people probably got wives and husbands out of doing

986
00:52:53,239 --> 00:52:57,600
Speaker 1: things they saw movies? Remember like the underwear seen thee

987
00:52:57,800 --> 00:53:00,600
Speaker 1: oh man, I'm married Brad because he impersonated the underwear

988
00:53:00,719 --> 00:53:03,799
Speaker 1: scene from Risky Business perfectly. We dated it on our

989
00:53:03,880 --> 00:53:06,000
Speaker 1: wedding day, came out at our wedding and came out

990
00:53:06,000 --> 00:53:08,520
Speaker 1: of the cake and head underwear on. Miles might remember

991
00:53:09,160 --> 00:53:11,279
Speaker 1: from when we worked in the same office. But I

992
00:53:11,440 --> 00:53:15,680
Speaker 1: don't enter a room to the other way. Hills go

993
00:53:15,800 --> 00:53:18,279
Speaker 1: up my spine when I hear then then then the

994
00:53:19,360 --> 00:53:22,480
Speaker 1: whole personality come from that movie. Apparently I didn't know that.

995
00:53:22,640 --> 00:53:25,359
Speaker 1: But yes, Jack's always sliding and that if there are

996
00:53:25,400 --> 00:53:27,520
Speaker 1: no movies to copy like that, how are we going

997
00:53:27,600 --> 00:53:29,839
Speaker 1: to have a life? Like you know that's true because yeah,

998
00:53:29,920 --> 00:53:32,040
Speaker 1: you think of like people who was like especially like

999
00:53:32,200 --> 00:53:35,839
Speaker 1: the kinds of maga sort of like charismatic figures. They're

1000
00:53:35,840 --> 00:53:37,480
Speaker 1: the kinds of people who could be like, I can

1001
00:53:37,640 --> 00:53:41,680
Speaker 1: fucking quote every Meatballs film and that used to get

1002
00:53:41,719 --> 00:53:44,400
Speaker 1: me jobs. Yeah, and like that made me the funniest

1003
00:53:44,480 --> 00:53:46,839
Speaker 1: fucking person. Now when I say ship like that, I'm

1004
00:53:47,280 --> 00:53:50,719
Speaker 1: a misogynt and no one even knows what it is. Does.

1005
00:53:50,760 --> 00:53:54,600
Speaker 1: Everybody's got different streaming service because the movies are saying

1006
00:53:54,640 --> 00:53:56,520
Speaker 1: that that's not good anymore. And I think that's an

1007
00:53:56,560 --> 00:53:59,560
Speaker 1: interesting point, is like dudes whose whole personality was based

1008
00:53:59,600 --> 00:54:02,000
Speaker 1: on movies are like, well, this ship is getting me

1009
00:54:02,040 --> 00:54:04,279
Speaker 1: in trouble and I don't know any other way. And

1010
00:54:04,400 --> 00:54:07,239
Speaker 1: I would argue that was most of America. Anybody who's

1011
00:54:07,239 --> 00:54:09,640
Speaker 1: ever had a regular job that kept these kind of

1012
00:54:09,680 --> 00:54:12,040
Speaker 1: people occupied. So they wouldn't be yelling at some movie

1013
00:54:12,080 --> 00:54:14,279
Speaker 1: reviewer because they didn't know any of the movies was.

1014
00:54:14,400 --> 00:54:17,560
Speaker 1: They would be too busy getting laid by impersonating Meatballs.

1015
00:54:18,560 --> 00:54:21,840
Speaker 1: And now they're like, oh, like, I can't impersonate anything

1016
00:54:21,840 --> 00:54:24,000
Speaker 1: because you know, another thing about not being seen as

1017
00:54:24,000 --> 00:54:26,400
Speaker 1: a kid is you don't develop a personality. So you

1018
00:54:26,520 --> 00:54:28,719
Speaker 1: develop a pop culture personality. And it used to be

1019
00:54:28,760 --> 00:54:30,600
Speaker 1: in the nineties, you wanted to get laid, you talked

1020
00:54:30,640 --> 00:54:35,080
Speaker 1: about fucking Seinfeld. Everybody wants the same joke. Nobody, nobody

1021
00:54:35,160 --> 00:54:37,640
Speaker 1: can get laid anymore. Who's an idiot? Yeah, you're like,

1022
00:54:37,719 --> 00:54:40,359
Speaker 1: I don't have all the streaming services. If we had,

1023
00:54:40,440 --> 00:54:43,080
Speaker 1: every movie was top Gune, I could impersonate that movie

1024
00:54:43,440 --> 00:54:45,120
Speaker 1: and then I could get laid and then I can

1025
00:54:45,200 --> 00:54:48,520
Speaker 1: have a life. But now people have made it so

1026
00:54:48,680 --> 00:54:54,120
Speaker 1: I gotta know stuff and have a personality. One conservative

1027
00:54:54,160 --> 00:54:57,880
Speaker 1: TV host claimed that back in June, specifically because the

1028
00:54:57,960 --> 00:55:01,440
Speaker 1: box office success of Maverick happened, that that was going

1029
00:55:01,560 --> 00:55:04,640
Speaker 1: to translate into votes for the Republicans in the upcoming

1030
00:55:04,719 --> 00:55:09,240
Speaker 1: midterm election. People are so fucking stupid. Yeah, it's funny

1031
00:55:10,200 --> 00:55:12,840
Speaker 1: doing like people who are like who's whose takes are

1032
00:55:12,880 --> 00:55:17,560
Speaker 1: actually being like considered by like political leadership or like, dude,

1033
00:55:17,600 --> 00:55:20,600
Speaker 1: that movie did well. People will forget that you're taking

1034
00:55:20,640 --> 00:55:24,440
Speaker 1: away human rights and completely ignoring earth death or just

1035
00:55:24,600 --> 00:55:27,880
Speaker 1: like living wages. Yeah, yeah, that'll do it. Top Guns

1036
00:55:27,920 --> 00:55:31,839
Speaker 1: doing well. I think they're ready for the reversus Wade reversal. Yeah,

1037
00:55:32,120 --> 00:55:36,480
Speaker 1: Like I think I've read the room. Oh we were wrong,

1038
00:55:36,880 --> 00:55:42,120
Speaker 1: Oh we were better keep pressing. Samuel Alito probably watches

1039
00:55:42,239 --> 00:55:46,400
Speaker 1: fucking m I can't even imagine. Probably watch the original

1040
00:55:46,480 --> 00:55:50,520
Speaker 1: Top Gun Nonsense. Probably he probably watched soul Man to

1041
00:55:50,680 --> 00:55:54,319
Speaker 1: prepare to like meet Clarence Thomas. Imagine Judge Alito's sense

1042
00:55:54,360 --> 00:55:57,520
Speaker 1: of humor probably total straight up like you lost that

1043
00:55:57,640 --> 00:56:00,520
Speaker 1: love and feeling like assal with assault ship and just

1044
00:56:00,560 --> 00:56:03,600
Speaker 1: always close talking people after a dissenting opinion and saying

1045
00:56:03,680 --> 00:56:06,480
Speaker 1: you can still be my wing man exactly. Yeah, like

1046
00:56:07,040 --> 00:56:10,560
Speaker 1: it's way too close. Yeah, in the lunch room at

1047
00:56:10,600 --> 00:56:13,960
Speaker 1: the fucking Supreme Court. Yeah, the Supreme Court, fucking Commas,

1048
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Speaker 1: Supreme Court. Calf Yeah, he's like, you lost that love

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Speaker 1: and feeling. We have folks, stop gun Goose, stop gun Goose.

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Speaker 1: Have my funny? Uh you some more of a Maverick. Actually,

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Speaker 1: I'll take the Mavericks day. I have ya. I'm talking

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Speaker 1: about the potato. Come on, girl, what do you mean?

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Speaker 1: I ain't cool? How to? What are you so excited about? Alito?

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Speaker 1: I just overturned roversus weight fucking dark Well, Chris as

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Speaker 1: always a true pleasure having you on the dailies, like

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Speaker 1: Geist where some people Yeah, holy god, I funked it

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Speaker 1: up again in one topic that's we did so much

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Speaker 1: more than that. We talked about parenting the relics of

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Speaker 1: eighties films and explaining the situation we're in today. Who

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Speaker 1: the are Richard is Chris? Come on now, baby, you

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Speaker 1: introduced us to our Richard. I'm so glad to be

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Speaker 1: on the show again. I always am. I'm not getting

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Speaker 1: the I really I'm grateful for you guys, and UM,

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Speaker 1: wish you continued success. I don't know why I said

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Speaker 1: that part, but I wish he continued success. That's just

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Speaker 1: straight cold brew. Um. That's everybody when I leave a

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Speaker 1: room success, that's cold brew guy. UM. You can find

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Speaker 1: me at the Crofton Show on Twitter. I've been on

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Speaker 1: there less lately just because I've been having more jobs

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Speaker 1: to do. Uh, but I'll be doing the poetry window

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Speaker 1: on there and Instagram at the Crofton Show as well,

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Speaker 1: and most importantly, go see my show. I'm playing live

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Speaker 1: in Chattanooga this Thursday. Um. I'm reading from a book,

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Speaker 1: I'm playing music, I'm doing stand up, all the same,

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Speaker 1: all the same show like the Criss Crofton Variety our

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Speaker 1: and um, that's in Chattanooga this Thursday night at Lomaine

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Speaker 1: The Bar is called Lomaine and a great comedian named

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Speaker 1: Sam Severan is opening up for me. And then December

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Speaker 1: in um Nashville. I'm also doing a show at the

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Speaker 1: five Spot here in town. And go listen to our

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Speaker 1: podcast and I have a new podcast behind the paywall

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Speaker 1: on Patreon for three bucks a month, you can listen

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Speaker 1: to Colbrew Got Me Listening, where I introduce you to

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Speaker 1: artists that I love and I've done six episodes on

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Speaker 1: that and I've the most recent ones about John Denver.

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Speaker 1: And is there a tweet or some other work of

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Speaker 1: social media you've been enjoying? Oh yeah, I did that again.

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Speaker 1: I always funked that up, you guys go first. Okay, Miles,

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Speaker 1: how about you? Where can people find you with Twitter

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Speaker 1: and Instagram? And you know other play I think how

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Speaker 1: was it? Hive Social? And the Master Master We're gonna

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Speaker 1: call it mastered on though, just so you know officially

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Speaker 1: on this show it's called mastered on. Uh yeah, at

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Speaker 1: Miles of Gray. You want to hear basketball, well, guess

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Speaker 1: what you can check Jack and I out on our

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Speaker 1: basketball podcast, Miles and Jack Got Mad boost these okay

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Speaker 1: every Thursdays talking NBA. And then also if you wanna

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Speaker 1: hear me talk ninety fiance. Check my other podcast out

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Speaker 1: with Sophia Alexandra for twenty day Fiance and a tweet

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Speaker 1: that I like. Man, obviously I like everything that's talking

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Speaker 1: about Elon Musk just getting fucking booed to hell at

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Speaker 1: the Chase Center. But I'll just I'll just like this tweet,

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Speaker 1: which is just very straightforward an article about that event.

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Speaker 1: It's from Dr Angela Rasmussen at Angie Underscore. Rasmuson tweeted

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Speaker 1: new Twitter might be hardcore, but it's got nothing on reality.

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Speaker 1: Quote this is from this Gizmodo album The booing got

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Speaker 1: louder Is Musk wandered around on stage with a microphone

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Speaker 1: in hand. Musk started pacing and waving clear the unsure

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Speaker 1: what to do about such a negative reaction the videos

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Speaker 1: straight into me, veins he deserves every fucking bit of it,

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Speaker 1: although it's not his fault because he shouldn't exist. He

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Speaker 1: should be checked out of existence. Yeah, he should be

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Speaker 1: a regular guy who just wants to be best friends

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Speaker 1: with Dave Chappelle and also Dave Chappelle, My god, would

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Speaker 1: a cell phone that dude? He was doing Buddha lingus

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Speaker 1: On Elon Musk for like five minutes in this Wow,

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Speaker 1: look who I brought up? It was who all kinds think? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: Dave Chappelle brought out Elon Musk for like the last

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Speaker 1: eight ten minutes of his show at the in San Francisco,

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Speaker 1: and he got food to the apps just off the earth,

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Speaker 1: and they both didn't know what to do. Like even

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Speaker 1: Dave Chappelle was like, I thought my cred would at

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Speaker 1: least protect him, and everyone's like, nah, funk all you

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Speaker 1: Jesus at grill Pill. Underscore tweeted, babe, you want to

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Speaker 1: come over and read too far into each other's tone?

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Speaker 1: You do? Why did you say it like that? And

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Speaker 1: then z Emerson World of Echo tweeted blue Read voice,

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Speaker 1: Oh when it's we're at Boys, my wife, Loue Reid,

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Speaker 1: Boys and bon Jovi Voice, it's my life. Um, I've

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Speaker 1: enjoyed that. You can find me on Twitter at Jack

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Speaker 1: Underscore O'Brien. You can find us on Twitter at Daily

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Speaker 1: Zey Guys. We're at the Daily Zyeys on Instagram. We

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Speaker 1: have a Facebook fan page and a website Daily zycheys

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Speaker 1: dot com. We can find our episodes and our footnotes.

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Speaker 1: But before we get to the music recommendation. Chris, did

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Speaker 1: you find a tweet you've been enjoying? I found it tweet,

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Speaker 1: but it's my tweet that's perfect. So it's attention Red

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Speaker 1: Hot Chili Peppers. I just thought of this lyric and

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Speaker 1: you can have it. I put a clam in the

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Speaker 1: file cabinet. I'll put the clam in the file clapt Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Speaker 1: The first one I ever put up was I hit

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Speaker 1: of Dolphin with the yardstick. So there's a lot of

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Speaker 1: If you like Red Hutchili Peppers, are you you know

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Speaker 1: that's that's what I do? Amazing? Um miles, how about

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Speaker 1: a song? Is their song? Put the plan in the

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Speaker 1: failing cabiness, I put the clan in the funk. I'll

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Speaker 1: go through the shows off my personal life of Dwight Eisenhower.

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Speaker 1: Another one was Dwight Eisenhower with a two can on

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Speaker 1: his shoulder, And then I see I can't even do

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Speaker 1: it with a two can on his shoulder. Okay, I

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Speaker 1: got on your shoulder, girl, What song are we gonna do? Oh?

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Speaker 1: I found this this. I heard this wild mash up

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Speaker 1: on the radio on caser W that was mashing up

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Speaker 1: Portishead with Griselda and it's Mtron's mashed with dr Birds

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Speaker 1: And I could only find this on YouTube, so search

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Speaker 1: cuts so c U T s Oh, it's like this

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Speaker 1: d who does these mashups? And search for Mr Birds

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Speaker 1: M Y S T E r B I r d

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Speaker 1: S mr Birds because it's obviously a commodation of those two. Uh,

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Speaker 1: this kind of a really it's like not the most

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Speaker 1: like complex mash up, but it's nice to see how

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Speaker 1: like the two instrumentals work together. So this is Mr

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Speaker 1: Birds by cuts up. Well the daily is that guys,

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Speaker 1: the production of I Heart Radio. For more podcasts for

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Speaker 1: my heart Radio, visit the heart Radio app, Apple podcast

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Speaker 1: or wherever you listen to your favorite shows. That is

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Speaker 1: going to do it for us this morning, back this

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Speaker 1: afternoon to tell you what it is trending and we'll

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Speaker 1: talk to you all then Bye,