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Speaker 1: Jubils dirty little secret. It's time for your dirty little secret. Okay,

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Speaker 1: why am I speaking this way? I don't really know.

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Speaker 1: It sound like a robot. Maybe I am heaven. Well, anyways,

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Speaker 1: time for your dirty little secret. And remember, if you

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Speaker 1: want to tell us something, all you have to do

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Speaker 1: is text us four one oh six one tell us

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Speaker 1: you have a dirty little secret. You can say whatever

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Speaker 1: you want. We always keep everybody anonymous so that you

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Speaker 1: feel free to just spill the tea everywhere all over us.

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Speaker 1: But if you have a dirty little secret, we always

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Speaker 1: keep everybody anonymous. We don't even ask what your name is.

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Speaker 1: That's why everybody gets a fake anonymous nickname. And on

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Speaker 1: the phone right now to tell us a dirty little

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Speaker 1: secret is none other than Kanye West's middle aged white

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Speaker 1: dude alter ego, ron Ye West. Yeah, what's up, bron

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Speaker 1: yea Greezy? What's up bron Ye West? How you doing

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Speaker 1: all right? So you have a dirty little secret that

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Speaker 1: you want to tell us? Oh yeah, So okay, we

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Speaker 1: started with my my sister. She wanted to she has

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Speaker 1: a new boyfriend and she wanted to bring him to

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Speaker 1: the house for like a family dinner and wants to

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Speaker 1: and to do some to everybody. Okay, and it's going

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Speaker 1: to be super awkward when she brings him to the house. Okay,

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Speaker 1: why are you gonna fight him? One of those dudes,

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Speaker 1: the big brothers? Yeah, how dare you date my sister?

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Speaker 1: I know she's forty five, but whatever, No dudes date

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Speaker 1: my sister. You better keep your hands through me first.

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Speaker 1: But are you one of those No? Not, not exactly,

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Speaker 1: kind of the h go through me first scenario. Okay,

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Speaker 1: we knew each other years prior. Okay, so you guys

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Speaker 1: knew each other. Yeah, we we're in college together. Okay,

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Speaker 1: does she know that? Uh no, no, not exactly. Okay,

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Speaker 1: what is going to be awkward about meeting them again?

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Speaker 1: Then you had a class together, had a three some together?

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Speaker 1: Not a threesomee No, not with my sister. No to wait,

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Speaker 1: you said not a threesome. So did you have a

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Speaker 1: twosome with him? Yeah? Yeah, we were more than classmates,

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Speaker 1: if she get my chist. Wait a minute, So I

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Speaker 1: think what you're saying is you slept with your sister's

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Speaker 1: now boyfriend back in the day. Yeah, he was my

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Speaker 1: boyfriend first. Wow. Wow, and she doesn't know she don't

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Speaker 1: even know about me, okay, both of you are by then? Yeah, okay, okay,

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, how did you guys both end up

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Speaker 1: with the same boyfriend at some points in your life? Like?

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Speaker 1: Did she know him from before? I don't know. That's

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Speaker 1: the weird part. She was She showed me a picture

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Speaker 1: and I was like, oh my god. Oh I didn't

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Speaker 1: say nothing, So yeah, she like what you finish? I

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Speaker 1: bring him to dinner and Okay. I wonder I wonder

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Speaker 1: if he seeks her out, because I mean he knows

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Speaker 1: this guy. Yeah, I wonder if he like saw his sister.

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Speaker 1: I wonder if he's doing it to get back with you.

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Speaker 1: Do you think that maybe he could be dating your

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Speaker 1: sister to try to get back in your life though, no,

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Speaker 1: I don't think so. I think the thing that's going

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Speaker 1: to tell the most if you knew that you guys

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Speaker 1: are siblings, once he comes to dinner and sees you,

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Speaker 1: will be the answer. Like if he's super surprised and

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Speaker 1: you can tell right, yeah he's not, then he knew. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's going to be such an awkward meeting for both

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Speaker 1: of you guys. Even if he does know both you

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Speaker 1: guys are gonna sit there at the table looking at

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Speaker 1: each other the whole time, knowing the big secret in

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Speaker 1: the room, and nobody has a clue. Your sister has

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Speaker 1: no idea that you hooked up at this guy pretty much? Yeah, well,

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Speaker 1: good luck meeting your sister's boyfriend who used to be

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Speaker 1: your boyfriend. That she has no idea that you guys

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Speaker 1: hooked up should go, well, that should go, great, man,

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Speaker 1: There was one last question I wanted to ask for

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Speaker 1: you hung up? Who broke up with? Who? You know?

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Speaker 1: That would be a good one. That would have been

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Speaker 1: a good one. Maybe the guy on the phone was

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Speaker 1: the one who broke up with them and like the

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Speaker 1: other guys coming back to get him. Now, Oh maybe

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Speaker 1: he's story and x scorn. It's like, Okay, you want

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Speaker 1: to break up with me, I'll sleep with your sisters

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Speaker 1: there five years, work up with me, and not talk

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Speaker 1: to me anymore. What's your dirty little secret.