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Speaker 1: And welcome to another edition of Kicking It with John

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Speaker 1: and Greg. I'm joined here with my good buddy Greg Woodman.

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Speaker 1: What's up Man? Also by comedian, actress, writer and my

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Speaker 1: wife Sarah Colonna Ryan. Yes, Hi, the Colonna Ryan? Well

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Speaker 1: so well, professionally it's Colonna because it's it's that that

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Speaker 1: In our amateur marriage, it's Ryan. Yeah, but in our

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Speaker 1: amateur marriage it's Ryan. I mean it'll be Ryan if

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Speaker 1: I ever get to this Social Security office. But yeah,

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Speaker 1: it just seems like a lot of work. Absolutely. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Are you sure your night? We were we were talking

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Speaker 1: one time. Great, you put that up to your mouth.

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Speaker 1: and it's too early for you right now. Is that better?

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Speaker 1: It's way better. Are you saying that John's not charming

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Speaker 1: But that wasn't on the air, So you guys don't.

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Speaker 1: He's like, You're like Mariah Carey, like you throw the

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Speaker 1: this weekend? How was that? It was fun? Um? Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I was at Laughs, which is in Seattle now in

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Speaker 1: it's really fun. And I hadn't really I done Bellevue

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Speaker 1: but I'd never performed in like Seattle proper I don't

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Speaker 1: in number nine jerseys. Yeah. We made some money, a

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Speaker 1: little royalties in your pocket. Yeah, yeah, I already set

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Speaker 1: up that retirement BIB three forty nine at the time.

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Speaker 1: My favorite part of all that club is it used

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Speaker 1: to be a comedy club called Giggles, and then it

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Speaker 1: of horders lived in every house. And they caught some

421
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Speaker 1: woman and they were so nice to her, and she

422
00:20:16,040 --> 00:20:20,840
Speaker 1: was like, can I put on some lipstick? He was like,

423
00:20:21,200 --> 00:20:22,959
Speaker 1: and it was like, well all right, and he actually

424
00:20:23,000 --> 00:20:24,639
Speaker 1: let her and she's like, it's bad enough to go

425
00:20:24,680 --> 00:20:27,479
Speaker 1: to prison, I have to go looking like this. And

426
00:20:27,800 --> 00:20:30,359
Speaker 1: she's putting on lipstick. And that's why I was like,

427
00:20:30,359 --> 00:20:31,919
Speaker 1: I think this is the greatest show ever, So I

428
00:20:31,920 --> 00:20:36,520
Speaker 1: think you're wrong to watch. That's somewhat pretty good. That's

429
00:20:36,560 --> 00:20:39,040
Speaker 1: somewhat different than all those gold all those gold shows

430
00:20:39,520 --> 00:20:41,600
Speaker 1: where they go under the ice for gold and then

431
00:20:41,600 --> 00:20:47,000
Speaker 1: they they go, um rush oh man. Yeah, I actually

432
00:20:47,000 --> 00:20:49,120
Speaker 1: thought it was just packing up everything, quitting the team

433
00:20:49,119 --> 00:20:51,199
Speaker 1: and going digging for gold and now I will go

434
00:20:51,280 --> 00:20:55,680
Speaker 1: with you nothing but it yet, Well, okay that I'm

435
00:20:55,720 --> 00:20:58,520
Speaker 1: in a request that you don't do that. Maybe it's

436
00:20:58,600 --> 00:21:01,879
Speaker 1: seven months a year. I'll be back and I'll maybe

437
00:21:01,880 --> 00:21:04,640
Speaker 1: break even. It sounds so much more. We could even

438
00:21:04,680 --> 00:21:09,840
Speaker 1: do a podcast and just called digging it with Meet

439
00:21:09,880 --> 00:21:11,520
Speaker 1: down a quarter of an ounce of gold today on

440
00:21:12,080 --> 00:21:14,359
Speaker 1: John and Greg. I don't know if they don't know,

441
00:21:14,520 --> 00:21:16,080
Speaker 1: I guess you just have to record it yourself and

442
00:21:16,200 --> 00:21:19,320
Speaker 1: your trailer where you wait to dig for gold. I

443
00:21:19,320 --> 00:21:21,639
Speaker 1: think Seahawks games are more fun to go to than

444
00:21:21,680 --> 00:21:23,120
Speaker 1: if I had to go watch you dig for gold

445
00:21:23,160 --> 00:21:29,080
Speaker 1: all day. Babe. There's gravy training gonna last forever. Pick

446
00:21:29,200 --> 00:21:33,119
Speaker 1: up that pan and start sitting. That's what we'll call

447
00:21:33,160 --> 00:21:37,960
Speaker 1: her up there, siftings there on we're out of gold.

448
00:21:38,080 --> 00:21:39,439
Speaker 1: I could do the same thing I would do on

449
00:21:39,480 --> 00:21:46,840
Speaker 1: the one commercial. Good idea, great idea. UM. Are you

450
00:21:46,840 --> 00:21:49,720
Speaker 1: glad that the anthem nonsense it's over? Um? I am?

451
00:21:49,720 --> 00:21:51,879
Speaker 1: Because it was still They call it nonsense because the

452
00:21:51,960 --> 00:21:56,359
Speaker 1: anthem itself isn't nonsense, you know, but everything around it

453
00:21:56,400 --> 00:21:59,240
Speaker 1: was nonsense in terms of the what the media was

454
00:21:59,280 --> 00:22:01,680
Speaker 1: making it out to be. The media was making it

455
00:22:01,680 --> 00:22:03,320
Speaker 1: out to be like we were gonna all like I

456
00:22:03,480 --> 00:22:05,399
Speaker 1: put a flag in front of everyone's feet and then

457
00:22:05,440 --> 00:22:08,399
Speaker 1: burn it right at It was like crazy listening to

458
00:22:08,400 --> 00:22:11,200
Speaker 1: the talk people. I mean, that's exactly people thought. You were, Yeah,

459
00:22:11,240 --> 00:22:13,800
Speaker 1: we're gonna like lay down on the field, yeah, you know,

460
00:22:14,520 --> 00:22:16,120
Speaker 1: and then I think right on top of the flag.

461
00:22:16,800 --> 00:22:18,840
Speaker 1: We met. We met a few times as the team,

462
00:22:18,880 --> 00:22:20,160
Speaker 1: so it's kind of like it was kind of kind

463
00:22:20,160 --> 00:22:22,440
Speaker 1: of constantly evolving what we were gonna do, and there

464
00:22:22,520 --> 00:22:23,959
Speaker 1: was you know, we kind of started off with like

465
00:22:23,960 --> 00:22:26,159
Speaker 1: four or five different plans and we didn't really have

466
00:22:26,240 --> 00:22:28,800
Speaker 1: like a clear message yet but why we were doing it,

467
00:22:28,840 --> 00:22:30,159
Speaker 1: and it was kind of just over the course of

468
00:22:30,160 --> 00:22:32,320
Speaker 1: the week it evolved until the third or fourth time

469
00:22:32,359 --> 00:22:33,919
Speaker 1: we met and it kind of all came together what

470
00:22:33,960 --> 00:22:36,240
Speaker 1: we're gonna do, what we're gonna do, because like some

471
00:22:36,240 --> 00:22:39,119
Speaker 1: people were reporting that, you know, our original plan was

472
00:22:39,160 --> 00:22:41,199
Speaker 1: to take a knee. The whole team is gonna take

473
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Speaker 1: a knee, And I was like, that was one of

474
00:22:43,119 --> 00:22:45,159
Speaker 1: the ideas that was thrown out there, and actually that

475
00:22:45,400 --> 00:22:47,840
Speaker 1: when there was about four or five ideas that guys had,

476
00:22:47,880 --> 00:22:51,080
Speaker 1: individuals had groups of guys had brought them to this meeting,

477
00:22:51,160 --> 00:22:53,040
Speaker 1: and then one of the first ideas was that, and

478
00:22:53,080 --> 00:22:54,520
Speaker 1: it was one of the ideas that got shot down

479
00:22:54,600 --> 00:22:56,600
Speaker 1: right away. Yeah, it was just like, well, I'm not

480
00:22:56,800 --> 00:22:58,879
Speaker 1: I'm not taking a knee. Yeah, Like, I mean, there

481
00:22:59,240 --> 00:23:01,720
Speaker 1: was no way in a million years, under any circumstances

482
00:23:01,800 --> 00:23:03,879
Speaker 1: was not going to be on a knee for the

483
00:23:04,080 --> 00:23:06,680
Speaker 1: listening in the national anthem. Yeah, especially on I mean

484
00:23:07,119 --> 00:23:09,320
Speaker 1: you never would be anyway, but especially not on nine

485
00:23:09,320 --> 00:23:11,960
Speaker 1: to eleven. But no, um, I know, it's interesting, like

486
00:23:12,000 --> 00:23:13,800
Speaker 1: Greg was saying, like to have all these people just

487
00:23:14,480 --> 00:23:17,080
Speaker 1: the original team was to the original player was to kneel,

488
00:23:17,080 --> 00:23:18,760
Speaker 1: It's like, but that wasn't, so where are you coming

489
00:23:18,800 --> 00:23:21,320
Speaker 1: up with us? And then when Doug tweeted that they

490
00:23:21,320 --> 00:23:23,520
Speaker 1: were going to do something to honor the flag and

491
00:23:23,600 --> 00:23:25,879
Speaker 1: the country, everyone was like, you're gonna protest. It's like,

492
00:23:25,920 --> 00:23:30,159
Speaker 1: that's not that's like, it's not even in that tweet,

493
00:23:30,200 --> 00:23:32,480
Speaker 1: Like it's not even a thing that was said. So weird,

494
00:23:32,960 --> 00:23:35,200
Speaker 1: Like as players, as an organization, we have a great

495
00:23:35,200 --> 00:23:40,199
Speaker 1: ability to kind of link police officers and people that

496
00:23:40,240 --> 00:23:42,320
Speaker 1: are in gangs or just people that are in society.

497
00:23:42,359 --> 00:23:45,400
Speaker 1: We have an unbia believable ability to bring those two

498
00:23:45,400 --> 00:23:46,920
Speaker 1: groups together, so they kind of came up with a

499
00:23:47,000 --> 00:23:49,359
Speaker 1: build a bridge. So we're gonna build a bridge between

500
00:23:50,080 --> 00:23:52,000
Speaker 1: whatever it is. You know, we can bring these people

501
00:23:52,000 --> 00:23:53,800
Speaker 1: into our facilit wen We're just gonna say it. We're

502
00:23:53,800 --> 00:23:55,880
Speaker 1: gonna do it, you know, And so we can bring

503
00:23:56,320 --> 00:23:59,159
Speaker 1: police officers in and they can you know, meet with

504
00:23:59,240 --> 00:24:02,399
Speaker 1: people that are in a easier environment to meet them in.

505
00:24:02,440 --> 00:24:05,119
Speaker 1: And yeah, So I mean what they did, you know,

506
00:24:05,240 --> 00:24:07,480
Speaker 1: linking arms was kind of like symbolic, we're building a

507
00:24:07,520 --> 00:24:09,400
Speaker 1: bridge to do that, and you know, I think that's

508
00:24:09,400 --> 00:24:10,800
Speaker 1: something that's gonna go on all year for us. And

509
00:24:10,840 --> 00:24:14,680
Speaker 1: it's more than just like standing the sideline doing that. Yeah, Yeah,

510
00:24:14,880 --> 00:24:17,520
Speaker 1: actually living it in the community and that that's what

511
00:24:17,560 --> 00:24:19,280
Speaker 1: we plan on doing it, even more than we have

512
00:24:19,320 --> 00:24:21,800
Speaker 1: in the past. Yeah, and that's awesome. And I think, like,

513
00:24:21,880 --> 00:24:23,480
Speaker 1: I mean, you and I have discussed it, Like I

514
00:24:23,520 --> 00:24:26,919
Speaker 1: do think Kaepernick's in his core is is wanting to

515
00:24:26,960 --> 00:24:28,840
Speaker 1: do the right thing. Like I think he's I don't

516
00:24:28,880 --> 00:24:31,200
Speaker 1: think he's trying to say like, you know, f you

517
00:24:31,359 --> 00:24:34,200
Speaker 1: to whatever, but I think he genuinely wants to do something.

518
00:24:34,200 --> 00:24:36,280
Speaker 1: But I just think there's no that's to me, this

519
00:24:36,359 --> 00:24:39,280
Speaker 1: is a more effective plan because there's no endgame with

520
00:24:39,359 --> 00:24:41,200
Speaker 1: his Like I don't know when he's gonna stand or

521
00:24:41,200 --> 00:24:42,720
Speaker 1: when he's gonna you know. And I know he's donating

522
00:24:42,760 --> 00:24:45,480
Speaker 1: money and I know you know, but um but yeah,

523
00:24:45,480 --> 00:24:47,480
Speaker 1: I like when people even when you guys put the

524
00:24:47,560 --> 00:24:49,920
Speaker 1: video out, it was like people wouldn't watch the video.

525
00:24:49,960 --> 00:24:52,280
Speaker 1: They just see they just see that. They like I

526
00:24:52,280 --> 00:24:54,920
Speaker 1: saw a lot on the Seahawks put up the video

527
00:24:54,960 --> 00:24:56,879
Speaker 1: and they were like build a bridge and people were like,

528
00:24:56,880 --> 00:24:58,560
Speaker 1: well then you about our stand And there was like

529
00:24:58,600 --> 00:25:00,920
Speaker 1: the videos as we're standing the vide who says it

530
00:25:00,960 --> 00:25:03,680
Speaker 1: Like people don't even take thirty seconds anymore. They just

531
00:25:03,760 --> 00:25:06,639
Speaker 1: react to everything like social media has done that. I

532
00:25:06,680 --> 00:25:08,200
Speaker 1: don't want to comment like too much on capinn I

533
00:25:08,200 --> 00:25:09,520
Speaker 1: don't want to get into that too much. No, but

534
00:25:09,560 --> 00:25:13,359
Speaker 1: I will say that without him doing that, we would

535
00:25:13,359 --> 00:25:17,080
Speaker 1: have never been able to talk, to create the dialogue,

536
00:25:17,080 --> 00:25:18,639
Speaker 1: to come up with what we came up with. Yeah. No,

537
00:25:18,680 --> 00:25:21,080
Speaker 1: I that's there's no way, none of us and we're

538
00:25:21,119 --> 00:25:22,919
Speaker 1: getting out, not that he's not getting We're gonna a

539
00:25:22,920 --> 00:25:25,000
Speaker 1: great message. And I think that came from what he

540
00:25:25,040 --> 00:25:27,600
Speaker 1: was doing dead No, and I agree with that. I'm

541
00:25:27,600 --> 00:25:30,159
Speaker 1: just I'm just saying I personally, I don't know what

542
00:25:30,320 --> 00:25:32,320
Speaker 1: the end gate like, how it works. I just think

543
00:25:32,320 --> 00:25:34,400
Speaker 1: it's nice that. I mean, I do thinks called attention

544
00:25:34,440 --> 00:25:37,080
Speaker 1: to something and I listen. I think people too, um

545
00:25:37,840 --> 00:25:41,199
Speaker 1: condemn athletes for not doing enough with their platform, and

546
00:25:41,200 --> 00:25:42,920
Speaker 1: then when you do something they get mad at. Yeah,

547
00:25:43,000 --> 00:25:46,879
Speaker 1: it's like there's no win. Yeah, it'll it'll be a

548
00:25:46,920 --> 00:25:50,199
Speaker 1: story all year, yeah until we go. And anyway, I

549
00:25:50,200 --> 00:25:52,200
Speaker 1: think it was really beautiful what you guys ended up doing.

550
00:25:52,400 --> 00:25:54,200
Speaker 1: And I just think it's a bummer that people don't

551
00:25:54,200 --> 00:25:56,639
Speaker 1: wait to see what you're actually gonna do before condemning

552
00:25:56,680 --> 00:26:01,159
Speaker 1: an entire uh team organization. Yeah. I like the one

553
00:26:01,160 --> 00:26:03,280
Speaker 1: of the team got the message out of why we

554
00:26:03,280 --> 00:26:06,840
Speaker 1: were doing it and before it happened. Yeah, yeah, I

555
00:26:06,840 --> 00:26:09,119
Speaker 1: think it's great. I'm happy to I'm like excited to

556
00:26:09,160 --> 00:26:12,080
Speaker 1: see what you guys do with your practices and you

557
00:26:12,119 --> 00:26:15,119
Speaker 1: know you bring in and yeah, yeah, yeah, we'll see

558
00:26:17,640 --> 00:26:19,760
Speaker 1: well with you here. One of the questions I've had

559
00:26:20,359 --> 00:26:22,280
Speaker 1: that I would like to know is we've heard John's

560
00:26:22,320 --> 00:26:25,240
Speaker 1: kind of version of how you guys met through Twitter, Yeah,

561
00:26:25,280 --> 00:26:29,200
Speaker 1: and that whole thing, and you know, it's it's super

562
00:26:29,320 --> 00:26:31,800
Speaker 1: romantic from from his side. I'd like to hear it

563
00:26:31,880 --> 00:26:35,679
Speaker 1: from your side, the tweet, the tweet exchange, and just

564
00:26:35,760 --> 00:26:37,520
Speaker 1: kind of how how it was going on the other

565
00:26:37,520 --> 00:26:40,080
Speaker 1: side of like, who is this guy who's tweeting me? Yeah, well,

566
00:26:40,119 --> 00:26:43,199
Speaker 1: it's funny because he had like when he when he

567
00:26:43,200 --> 00:26:45,280
Speaker 1: tweeted me, and you know, you see whatever. You see

568
00:26:45,320 --> 00:26:46,800
Speaker 1: people all the time that write. But it was like

569
00:26:46,800 --> 00:26:48,960
Speaker 1: obviously stuck out in his photo at the time. He

570
00:26:48,960 --> 00:26:50,680
Speaker 1: didn't have the one where he was walking through fire.

571
00:26:51,320 --> 00:26:54,760
Speaker 1: Um that tweet photo too bad. Um, But it was

572
00:26:54,800 --> 00:26:57,200
Speaker 1: like clearly in a Seahawks uniform and the little blue

573
00:26:57,280 --> 00:26:58,679
Speaker 1: check marks. I was like, oh, this guy plays for

574
00:26:58,680 --> 00:27:02,000
Speaker 1: the Seahawks. Like whatever, I'll like I did, I saw it.

575
00:27:02,040 --> 00:27:04,880
Speaker 1: But before that, he had tweeted me when I was here,

576
00:27:05,400 --> 00:27:07,840
Speaker 1: like a few months before that, I was performing at

577
00:27:07,840 --> 00:27:11,399
Speaker 1: Snoqualmie Casino, and he wrote and said that he was

578
00:27:11,440 --> 00:27:14,120
Speaker 1: going to miss my show but that maybe he'd catch

579
00:27:14,160 --> 00:27:16,000
Speaker 1: me in an Angels game. So I was like, oh,

580
00:27:16,080 --> 00:27:18,159
Speaker 1: this guy, Like I was, I'm an Angels fan, he

581
00:27:18,200 --> 00:27:19,840
Speaker 1: must be a baseball fan. So I didn't really think

582
00:27:20,040 --> 00:27:21,320
Speaker 1: much of it, but I was like, oh, and then

583
00:27:21,359 --> 00:27:24,280
Speaker 1: I just followed him back, right, didn't I call you back? Um?

584
00:27:24,720 --> 00:27:26,880
Speaker 1: But then that was it. And then I didn't ever wait,

585
00:27:26,880 --> 00:27:28,960
Speaker 1: didn't and then he tweeted me after the game when

586
00:27:29,040 --> 00:27:31,800
Speaker 1: Russ when he told him to tweet me to ask

587
00:27:31,840 --> 00:27:34,480
Speaker 1: me out, and then yeah, for a minute, well I

588
00:27:34,480 --> 00:27:36,440
Speaker 1: just didn't take it seriously. I was like, here's some

589
00:27:36,560 --> 00:27:42,800
Speaker 1: like grows outleade handing on me, not you being gross.

590
00:27:42,840 --> 00:27:44,360
Speaker 1: But I was like, he's you know what I mean,

591
00:27:44,440 --> 00:27:46,479
Speaker 1: Like I don't. I was just like, oh, like this

592
00:27:46,520 --> 00:27:51,520
Speaker 1: guy a great reputation. Yeah, like great guys when it comes. Yeah,

593
00:27:51,560 --> 00:27:55,160
Speaker 1: I was like in my mind, I was yeah, in

594
00:27:55,200 --> 00:27:57,080
Speaker 1: my mind, I was like, dude, this isn't tender, like

595
00:27:57,119 --> 00:28:00,040
Speaker 1: it's Twitter, you know, like, okay, calm down, but the

596
00:28:00,320 --> 00:28:03,080
Speaker 1: um And also, you were the only girl I've ever

597
00:28:03,119 --> 00:28:05,160
Speaker 1: hit on on Twitter. I know, I know, but then

598
00:28:05,200 --> 00:28:07,760
Speaker 1: I you know that record. But then I looked at

599
00:28:07,800 --> 00:28:09,760
Speaker 1: his Twitter, like his tweets and stuff. I was like, oh,

600
00:28:09,800 --> 00:28:12,359
Speaker 1: HEA's kind of funny, like he has a sense of humor. Um,

601
00:28:12,440 --> 00:28:14,639
Speaker 1: maybe he's just like a cool guy. So you know,

602
00:28:14,680 --> 00:28:16,280
Speaker 1: I just wrote him back. And then of course I

603
00:28:16,320 --> 00:28:18,359
Speaker 1: obviously googled him and I was like, and he's also

604
00:28:18,960 --> 00:28:22,000
Speaker 1: really hot. So it's like, why not maybe we could

605
00:28:22,040 --> 00:28:28,040
Speaker 1: just be friends. Did Ross actually make that happen to me? Like,

606
00:28:28,080 --> 00:28:31,200
Speaker 1: I mean, you know, more credit than he deserves, a

607
00:28:31,240 --> 00:28:33,320
Speaker 1: little more credit than he deserves. But no, but he did,

608
00:28:33,440 --> 00:28:36,400
Speaker 1: like he was we did. But he did a beautiful

609
00:28:36,440 --> 00:28:39,200
Speaker 1: job of officiating her wedding. Oh yeah, I'm blue and

610
00:28:39,200 --> 00:28:42,040
Speaker 1: it was very funny. Um no, he yeah, he went

611
00:28:42,560 --> 00:28:45,440
Speaker 1: John Ross was there, so John approached him. So if

612
00:28:45,520 --> 00:28:49,120
Speaker 1: Ross hadn't been there, then it wouldn't help. Yeah, And

613
00:28:49,200 --> 00:28:51,760
Speaker 1: because and then Ross said, you know, like when John

614
00:28:51,760 --> 00:28:54,080
Speaker 1: tweeted me. That was another thing was Ross sort of

615
00:28:54,120 --> 00:28:57,000
Speaker 1: validated it by saying, you know, yes, Sarah, right, you know,

616
00:28:57,040 --> 00:28:58,760
Speaker 1: write him back whatever. So I was like, okay, he

617
00:28:58,880 --> 00:29:01,400
Speaker 1: mad him. He knows he's not probably like Ross knows

618
00:29:01,440 --> 00:29:03,720
Speaker 1: me pretty well. I don't think he'd like put you know,

619
00:29:03,840 --> 00:29:10,400
Speaker 1: put me with a creepers killer. Um So, so it

620
00:29:10,440 --> 00:29:12,360
Speaker 1: was sort of just like a few thoughts went through

621
00:29:12,400 --> 00:29:14,200
Speaker 1: my head. I was just kind of like, oh, just sit,

622
00:29:14,280 --> 00:29:16,360
Speaker 1: this guy's just hitting on me whatever. And then I

623
00:29:16,400 --> 00:29:18,320
Speaker 1: thought and then I look kind of it just you

624
00:29:18,320 --> 00:29:21,360
Speaker 1: could tell by googling him, and like, you know, that's

625
00:29:21,360 --> 00:29:23,040
Speaker 1: the nice thing about the Internet is you can kind

626
00:29:23,080 --> 00:29:25,280
Speaker 1: of figure out what somebody's like right away, and it's like,

627
00:29:25,280 --> 00:29:27,000
Speaker 1: it's not as if a bunch of stories came up with,

628
00:29:27,120 --> 00:29:31,280
Speaker 1: like he's got forty seven kids and ten wives or anything.

629
00:29:31,400 --> 00:29:33,880
Speaker 1: I was like, Oh, he seems kind of like a funny,

630
00:29:33,960 --> 00:29:36,760
Speaker 1: interesting guy. Um. I could tell that he like stood

631
00:29:36,800 --> 00:29:39,400
Speaker 1: up for things that I don't always see poor athletes

632
00:29:39,440 --> 00:29:42,800
Speaker 1: stand up for, UM, like LGBT rights and things like that,

633
00:29:42,920 --> 00:29:44,800
Speaker 1: and so I was just like, oh, he seems really interesting.

634
00:29:44,840 --> 00:29:47,560
Speaker 1: So then we started talking and then he was really funny.

635
00:29:47,800 --> 00:29:51,840
Speaker 1: He slid into my DMS. As the kids say, do

636
00:29:51,880 --> 00:29:57,640
Speaker 1: you know what that means to slid into my direct messages? Yeah? Oh,

637
00:29:58,000 --> 00:30:00,600
Speaker 1: that's what they say. I think it's a song. Really,

638
00:30:00,680 --> 00:30:03,120
Speaker 1: I think there might be a song. Sounds I know,

639
00:30:03,200 --> 00:30:07,880
Speaker 1: I don't. I didn't say. I didn't say it was good. Yeah,

640
00:30:07,880 --> 00:30:10,000
Speaker 1: he slid into my DMS. And it was the week

641
00:30:10,040 --> 00:30:13,680
Speaker 1: of the super Bowl, the good one and uh, and

642
00:30:13,720 --> 00:30:16,600
Speaker 1: then we were we just started talking and then I

643
00:30:16,640 --> 00:30:18,760
Speaker 1: think it was that night of the Super Bowl when

644
00:30:18,760 --> 00:30:21,240
Speaker 1: you won that he kept we had now by that

645
00:30:21,280 --> 00:30:24,120
Speaker 1: point exchanged phone numbers, so we were just texting. And

646
00:30:24,360 --> 00:30:28,400
Speaker 1: then he kept texting me all night. Were you just

647
00:30:28,480 --> 00:30:32,920
Speaker 1: inebriated texting her? Um? I was. I was well lubricated.

648
00:30:33,040 --> 00:30:36,240
Speaker 1: But I mean I was at the team party and everybody,

649
00:30:36,280 --> 00:30:39,240
Speaker 1: you just won the super Bowl. I was with like

650
00:30:39,560 --> 00:30:42,160
Speaker 1: with my family and with my my brother having some

651
00:30:42,240 --> 00:30:44,560
Speaker 1: drinks at the party. That's awesome. Yeah, And I also

652
00:30:44,640 --> 00:30:47,360
Speaker 1: just thought that's but that was what I thought made

653
00:30:47,360 --> 00:30:50,240
Speaker 1: me think like, oh, he's not just hitting on me,

654
00:30:50,360 --> 00:30:52,800
Speaker 1: like he must really be interested because this is didn't

655
00:30:52,840 --> 00:30:54,640
Speaker 1: he won the super Bowl. So if there's a night

656
00:30:55,120 --> 00:30:56,960
Speaker 1: I don't expect to hear from a guy, apparently, no,

657
00:30:57,280 --> 00:30:59,600
Speaker 1: it's that night. You know that he could be like

658
00:30:59,600 --> 00:31:02,280
Speaker 1: walking on doing god knows what. But instead he was

659
00:31:02,320 --> 00:31:03,800
Speaker 1: writing me. And if he was doing god that's what

660
00:31:03,920 --> 00:31:07,120
Speaker 1: while texting me, then more power to Oh my guess

661
00:31:07,160 --> 00:31:12,440
Speaker 1: I would be impressive, I know, really creepy at this point. No, no,

662
00:31:12,480 --> 00:31:13,960
Speaker 1: not at all. No, That's when I was like, oh,

663
00:31:13,960 --> 00:31:17,920
Speaker 1: he's really interested in me, you know, And and I

664
00:31:17,960 --> 00:31:19,960
Speaker 1: was getting to know one better that watching that Super

665
00:31:19,960 --> 00:31:22,520
Speaker 1: Bowl was really I mean I told this story on

666
00:31:22,560 --> 00:31:24,800
Speaker 1: the stage, but for anyone else who hasn't heard it,

667
00:31:25,120 --> 00:31:29,080
Speaker 1: which is probably everyone that's listening. Um, when uh, we

668
00:31:29,080 --> 00:31:31,400
Speaker 1: were watching the Super Bowl and I was watching it

669
00:31:31,400 --> 00:31:32,640
Speaker 1: in a friend's house and he and I had just

670
00:31:32,680 --> 00:31:36,680
Speaker 1: been talking, and um, my friend Tara, we were watching it,

671
00:31:36,720 --> 00:31:39,240
Speaker 1: and you know, they were killing Denver and so John

672
00:31:39,560 --> 00:31:42,840
Speaker 1: punted once, and um. I looked at my friend and

673
00:31:42,880 --> 00:31:45,680
Speaker 1: I was like, I guess they don't really like him.

674
00:31:45,680 --> 00:31:53,040
Speaker 1: They don't play him very much. Yeah. It was a

675
00:31:53,040 --> 00:31:55,360
Speaker 1: big baseball fan, not a huge football fan at the time.

676
00:31:55,440 --> 00:31:58,440
Speaker 1: And she was just like, oh, sweetie, you have so

677
00:31:58,520 --> 00:32:00,040
Speaker 1: much to learn if you're going to date up on

678
00:32:00,520 --> 00:32:03,120
Speaker 1: So he's nice, he's just not that good because he's Yeah,

679
00:32:03,160 --> 00:32:04,840
Speaker 1: you know, I was like, oh, they let him punt

680
00:32:04,840 --> 00:32:08,160
Speaker 1: once and and maybe they did in the Super Bowl actually, um,

681
00:32:08,200 --> 00:32:09,840
Speaker 1: just to make sure you got to play, but because

682
00:32:09,840 --> 00:32:13,600
Speaker 1: they didn't actually need you in that particular situation, right

683
00:32:13,760 --> 00:32:18,040
Speaker 1: like it will No, I know, yeah you did, I know.

684
00:32:18,200 --> 00:32:20,160
Speaker 1: I know. I just mean there wasn't a lot of punting.

685
00:32:20,160 --> 00:32:22,600
Speaker 1: And at the time, my ignorance to football was that

686
00:32:22,600 --> 00:32:25,400
Speaker 1: that was no. I didn't understand. Um now I now,

687
00:32:25,720 --> 00:32:29,200
Speaker 1: you know. Now I'm aware of what that meant. I've

688
00:32:29,280 --> 00:32:30,960
Speaker 1: learned a lot in the past couple of years. That's

689
00:32:30,960 --> 00:32:33,480
Speaker 1: all I'm saying about football. And then we met for

690
00:32:33,480 --> 00:32:36,120
Speaker 1: the first time and he brought all this whole gift

691
00:32:36,120 --> 00:32:39,760
Speaker 1: bag of things of his favorite things. Um, like his

692
00:32:39,800 --> 00:32:42,280
Speaker 1: favorite candy and his favorite movie. I've never told this

693
00:32:42,320 --> 00:32:47,920
Speaker 1: part Hunt movie Man. Yeah, he brought a gift bag

694
00:32:48,000 --> 00:32:50,800
Speaker 1: like his favorite candy, his favorite movie, his favorite bubble

695
00:32:50,840 --> 00:32:55,480
Speaker 1: head um from the Mariners. Yeah it was Felix. Yeah,

696
00:32:55,560 --> 00:32:58,080
Speaker 1: and uh, just all these things. And he wrote a

697
00:32:58,080 --> 00:33:00,680
Speaker 1: card and he was like, these are my favorite things.

698
00:33:00,720 --> 00:33:02,720
Speaker 1: I can't to wait to learn what your favorite things are.

699
00:33:03,640 --> 00:33:08,480
Speaker 1: Oh no. It was the sweetest thing in the entire world.

700
00:33:08,520 --> 00:33:11,200
Speaker 1: And then and by then we've been talking all the time,

701
00:33:11,240 --> 00:33:13,840
Speaker 1: so we felt like we really knew each other. And

702
00:33:14,200 --> 00:33:15,760
Speaker 1: it was like a month after we started talking. We've

703
00:33:15,800 --> 00:33:18,800
Speaker 1: been talking like all day every day for a month basically. Yeah.

704
00:33:18,840 --> 00:33:21,040
Speaker 1: And if they talking to mean texting, there was no phone.

705
00:33:21,080 --> 00:33:23,360
Speaker 1: There has no verbal community. The very last thing that

706
00:33:23,480 --> 00:33:25,600
Speaker 1: I do want to know before we were done is

707
00:33:25,800 --> 00:33:28,520
Speaker 1: do you hate talking on the phone as much as

708
00:33:28,560 --> 00:33:30,440
Speaker 1: he does? Yes, you really do. Yeah, it's like a

709
00:33:30,520 --> 00:33:33,000
Speaker 1: perfect thing for you too. Yeah. I said you called

710
00:33:33,000 --> 00:33:34,960
Speaker 1: me yesterday. I sent you right to voicemail, assuming that

711
00:33:35,000 --> 00:33:37,120
Speaker 1: you would didn't text me, and you did you followed,

712
00:33:37,240 --> 00:33:38,880
Speaker 1: you followed instruction, what's fine? And I didn't even think

713
00:33:38,880 --> 00:33:40,480
Speaker 1: about because like, oh, I didn't even have your number,

714
00:33:40,520 --> 00:33:41,880
Speaker 1: and I was like, oh, well, we're trying to meet

715
00:33:41,960 --> 00:33:42,880
Speaker 1: up for the game. And I was like, oh, I'll

716
00:33:42,920 --> 00:33:44,320
Speaker 1: just call her. And I didn't even think about it.

717
00:33:44,320 --> 00:33:46,280
Speaker 1: And I was like, well, text and see what happened.

718
00:33:46,840 --> 00:33:48,360
Speaker 1: And I wrote him right backs. And then it's so

719
00:33:48,360 --> 00:33:52,720
Speaker 1: obvious that it totally made sense. How many times do

720
00:33:52,800 --> 00:33:56,440
Speaker 1: we talk on the phone? Two times? Two times? Wow? Ever?

721
00:33:56,680 --> 00:33:59,239
Speaker 1: And I mean even when we're apart for you know,

722
00:33:59,640 --> 00:34:02,400
Speaker 1: a few weeks or whatever, it's just texting. It's it

723
00:34:02,480 --> 00:34:05,440
Speaker 1: still distracts me. I've been gone from the house for

724
00:34:05,480 --> 00:34:07,400
Speaker 1: an hour and I've already talked to my wife once

725
00:34:07,440 --> 00:34:09,520
Speaker 1: on the phone, Like she left to take our daughter

726
00:34:09,560 --> 00:34:11,800
Speaker 1: to daycare and called me about something. So we actually

727
00:34:11,840 --> 00:34:14,480
Speaker 1: communicate better when we just like text like here and there,

728
00:34:14,480 --> 00:34:16,000
Speaker 1: So like if you have like a thought that comes up,

729
00:34:16,040 --> 00:34:17,480
Speaker 1: I text her, you know what I mean. Where It's like,

730
00:34:17,520 --> 00:34:19,000
Speaker 1: if she was just to call me, I'd like, after

731
00:34:19,040 --> 00:34:20,359
Speaker 1: like two minutes to be like, well, now I can't

732
00:34:20,360 --> 00:34:22,680
Speaker 1: remember anything that happened today. And have you ever had

733
00:34:22,719 --> 00:34:25,200
Speaker 1: the thing come up yet where because where sometimes you

734
00:34:25,200 --> 00:34:27,480
Speaker 1: know you you can read a text multiple ways. Has

735
00:34:27,520 --> 00:34:30,360
Speaker 1: that ever happened where you're a little miscommunication on her text?

736
00:34:30,440 --> 00:34:34,120
Speaker 1: I can't. I don't think. I think we use emojis.

737
00:34:34,440 --> 00:34:36,840
Speaker 1: Emoi are actually the greatest thing. When you're trying to

738
00:34:36,880 --> 00:34:38,480
Speaker 1: like show emotion in the text of this true you

739
00:34:38,480 --> 00:34:43,160
Speaker 1: can say something like I don't I have no examples. Yeah,

740
00:34:43,200 --> 00:34:44,600
Speaker 1: you can't be like love you, and then with the

741
00:34:44,600 --> 00:34:50,400
Speaker 1: middle finger emojis like oh or huh. I have this laptopic.

742
00:34:50,440 --> 00:34:52,560
Speaker 1: But I have a friend's dad who comments on everything

743
00:34:52,560 --> 00:34:55,400
Speaker 1: on Facebook. But he uses quotations around everything, and I

744
00:34:55,400 --> 00:34:57,160
Speaker 1: don't don't think he knows how to use them. So

745
00:34:57,239 --> 00:35:00,319
Speaker 1: he'll be like, what a beautiful family, But you use

746
00:35:00,320 --> 00:35:03,200
Speaker 1: a quotation I'd like would be like a picture must here,

747
00:35:03,239 --> 00:35:05,560
Speaker 1: and he'd be like, what a loving couple. It'd be

748
00:35:05,600 --> 00:35:08,640
Speaker 1: like so funny, But he doesn't he doesn't know how

749
00:35:08,680 --> 00:35:10,319
Speaker 1: to use it. I don't like. I don't know if

750
00:35:10,320 --> 00:35:12,279
Speaker 1: he just thinks he's empathizing the word, but putting the

751
00:35:12,320 --> 00:35:15,080
Speaker 1: quotations around it. It's hilarious because it's always like it

752
00:35:15,200 --> 00:35:17,839
Speaker 1: seems so sarcastic and like and so now every time

753
00:35:17,880 --> 00:35:19,319
Speaker 1: he does it, I take a screenshot and send it

754
00:35:19,320 --> 00:35:22,080
Speaker 1: to his whole family and I'm like, look what I

755
00:35:22,120 --> 00:35:24,680
Speaker 1: won't say his name's up to today, but he thinks

756
00:35:24,680 --> 00:35:30,200
Speaker 1: we're quite the loving them. Yeah, what a beautiful picture. Yeah,

757
00:35:30,239 --> 00:35:31,960
Speaker 1: I mean reminds me of that episode of Friends where

758
00:35:32,000 --> 00:35:35,680
Speaker 1: Joey always used it wrong. You know your friend's dad

759
00:35:35,760 --> 00:35:39,680
Speaker 1: is like Joey Tribiani. That's what I'm saying. That is hilarious.

760
00:35:39,760 --> 00:35:41,320
Speaker 1: But yeah, the two times we talked on the phone

761
00:35:41,360 --> 00:35:43,120
Speaker 1: was what when we were I was at stuck at

762
00:35:43,160 --> 00:35:47,239
Speaker 1: customs and when we've got our house approved? When about

763
00:35:47,239 --> 00:35:49,080
Speaker 1: our host? Yeah? And then I almost I tried to

764
00:35:49,080 --> 00:35:51,360
Speaker 1: call you yesterday because I couldn't figure out how to

765
00:35:51,360 --> 00:35:55,240
Speaker 1: make the TV work in the bedroom and I didn't

766
00:35:55,239 --> 00:35:57,080
Speaker 1: want him to text and drive, so I was like, oh,

767
00:35:57,120 --> 00:35:58,960
Speaker 1: his bluetooth will come on, he can add this as safer.

768
00:35:59,000 --> 00:36:00,600
Speaker 1: I don't want him to get a text who he's driving.

769
00:36:00,640 --> 00:36:02,040
Speaker 1: So it was really to save his life. And guess

770
00:36:02,080 --> 00:36:05,880
Speaker 1: why he didn't pick up well, hold on, hold on.

771
00:36:06,080 --> 00:36:08,640
Speaker 1: First of all, the phone was on, the phone was

772
00:36:08,680 --> 00:36:11,200
Speaker 1: on silent, so and then I picked up my phone.

773
00:36:11,200 --> 00:36:13,239
Speaker 1: I was like, oh my god, like she probably is

774
00:36:13,360 --> 00:36:16,839
Speaker 1: just about dad or someone has died. The only way

775
00:36:16,880 --> 00:36:19,640
Speaker 1: you're getting a call. Now, it's a good thing. I

776
00:36:19,680 --> 00:36:20,960
Speaker 1: got to a red light. I picked on my phone

777
00:36:21,000 --> 00:36:22,440
Speaker 1: right away and like, thank god, she's techt me right

778
00:36:22,480 --> 00:36:23,920
Speaker 1: after him, like I can't get the TV to work,

779
00:36:24,000 --> 00:36:27,240
Speaker 1: but oh my god, everyone's alive. I know. I figured

780
00:36:27,239 --> 00:36:28,520
Speaker 1: what I After that, I was like, I have to

781
00:36:28,560 --> 00:36:30,799
Speaker 1: tell him why I called her. He's going to think that, yeah,

782
00:36:30,800 --> 00:36:32,239
Speaker 1: I'm dead. But I mean, that is a pretty. It

783
00:36:32,280 --> 00:36:35,120
Speaker 1: was a pretty. It was an important situation. I mean,

784
00:36:35,560 --> 00:36:38,200
Speaker 1: I couldn't get the TV to work and we had

785
00:36:38,239 --> 00:36:41,040
Speaker 1: Lifetime movies on the DVR ready to go. Yeah, but

786
00:36:41,080 --> 00:36:42,960
Speaker 1: that's so that's but that's an example to me that

787
00:36:43,040 --> 00:36:45,520
Speaker 1: I wouldn't understand of like, okay, you can't get the

788
00:36:45,520 --> 00:36:47,239
Speaker 1: TV to work. Like I would not want to take

789
00:36:47,239 --> 00:36:49,040
Speaker 1: the time to type out instructions on how to get

790
00:36:49,080 --> 00:36:50,839
Speaker 1: the TV to work. I'd be like, let's just call

791
00:36:50,880 --> 00:36:53,680
Speaker 1: and talk about it real quick, and we'd really take

792
00:36:53,719 --> 00:36:56,520
Speaker 1: the time. Really. Wow, I don't know what it is.

793
00:36:56,560 --> 00:36:58,200
Speaker 1: And but I and I've heard him on the phone

794
00:36:58,239 --> 00:37:00,560
Speaker 1: like when he's had to be with like his agent

795
00:37:00,840 --> 00:37:06,719
Speaker 1: or UM, bless you, bless you, um uh, with his

796
00:37:06,840 --> 00:37:09,839
Speaker 1: agent or with like whoever I and it's it's not

797
00:37:10,360 --> 00:37:12,560
Speaker 1: pleasant like it does. He seems like he doesn't want

798
00:37:12,600 --> 00:37:13,960
Speaker 1: to be there at all, So I wouldn't want to

799
00:37:13,960 --> 00:37:15,040
Speaker 1: be on the other end of that. And I'm the

800
00:37:15,080 --> 00:37:17,120
Speaker 1: same way when I'm on the phone, I'm like, yeah, okay,

801
00:37:17,239 --> 00:37:19,839
Speaker 1: whatever because my dad, like he's the only only one

802
00:37:19,880 --> 00:37:22,080
Speaker 1: that's still my mom's finally caught on to like, let's

803
00:37:22,080 --> 00:37:23,800
Speaker 1: just text. My dad's still likes to talk, and he

804
00:37:23,880 --> 00:37:25,600
Speaker 1: talks for a long time, but you want to, like

805
00:37:25,640 --> 00:37:27,520
Speaker 1: I want to talk to like a phone talker. And

806
00:37:27,560 --> 00:37:29,160
Speaker 1: then I'm like, okay, I have like a certain amount

807
00:37:29,160 --> 00:37:30,960
Speaker 1: of time, like in my head, I have a clock

808
00:37:31,000 --> 00:37:33,680
Speaker 1: in my head that eventually I just lose interest. That's

809
00:37:33,719 --> 00:37:35,520
Speaker 1: like two or three minutes. Then I'm like I tried

810
00:37:35,520 --> 00:37:36,799
Speaker 1: really hard up to that point, and then after that

811
00:37:36,840 --> 00:37:39,000
Speaker 1: it's just like yep, yep, are you like yeah, because

812
00:37:39,000 --> 00:37:42,600
Speaker 1: I just like I'm I'm done, I'm tapped out. I

813
00:37:42,600 --> 00:37:48,440
Speaker 1: don't know what to do with my hand. Tap. Well,

814
00:37:48,480 --> 00:37:50,920
Speaker 1: that brings us to just about time. Yep, thank you

815
00:37:50,960 --> 00:37:55,680
Speaker 1: so much. Plug anything. Yeah, um, well, I have shows

816
00:37:55,680 --> 00:37:59,880
Speaker 1: this week in Irvine, California. If Anyone's there and Hollywood Night,

817
00:38:00,120 --> 00:38:02,600
Speaker 1: Wednesday night and Irvine and Friday night in Hollywood at

818
00:38:02,600 --> 00:38:04,680
Speaker 1: the Improvs. And you can probably get tickets for the

819
00:38:04,719 --> 00:38:08,360
Speaker 1: Tacoma Show. Tacoma Show. It's tecoma comedy club, dot com

820
00:38:08,719 --> 00:38:11,120
Speaker 1: your book, my book has Anyone Seen My Pants? Which

821
00:38:11,120 --> 00:38:14,040
Speaker 1: also has stories about John in it um and that's

822
00:38:14,160 --> 00:38:16,319
Speaker 1: you can get that anywhere, Amazon, whatever. So all that

823
00:38:16,320 --> 00:38:19,959
Speaker 1: stuff's on dot com special and Hulu. I can't feel

824
00:38:19,960 --> 00:38:22,120
Speaker 1: my leg. Maybe John should just plug everything for man,

825
00:38:22,560 --> 00:38:26,120
Speaker 1: he's really good at this. Yeah you are. Oh yeah, yeah,

826
00:38:26,239 --> 00:38:28,040
Speaker 1: I don't have anything to plug. Yeah we do. We're

827
00:38:28,040 --> 00:38:30,920
Speaker 1: going on the Men's Room on Wednesday. Oh. The one

828
00:38:30,920 --> 00:38:32,239
Speaker 1: thing we've ever had the plug and mt say, we

829
00:38:32,280 --> 00:38:35,160
Speaker 1: don't even plugs for the first time ever. We're gonna

830
00:38:35,160 --> 00:38:38,280
Speaker 1: be on the Men's Room on Wednesday. Oh that's awesome.

831
00:38:38,320 --> 00:38:41,360
Speaker 1: I love that show. Those guys are really cool. Yeah yeah,

832
00:38:41,480 --> 00:38:45,080
Speaker 1: so check that out. Yeah, um, all right up seven minutes.

833
00:38:45,120 --> 00:38:49,480
Speaker 1: It's my workout, So wrap it up. Let's go all right.

834
00:38:49,840 --> 00:38:53,279
Speaker 1: Follow us on Twitter Kick it At, Kick it with Jake.

835
00:38:53,400 --> 00:38:56,839
Speaker 1: I'm so don't understand how it work. No, Twitter, it's

836
00:38:56,840 --> 00:39:00,640
Speaker 1: not kick it At, It's at Kick it with Jay

837
00:39:01,000 --> 00:39:05,160
Speaker 1: and I wonder where you go. I don't know why

838
00:39:05,160 --> 00:39:06,360
Speaker 1: we have a Twitter because you don't even know what

839
00:39:06,400 --> 00:39:09,080
Speaker 1: that count is. I this is why we have no followers.

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Speaker 1: Kick it with J and G. Yeah, with an apisode

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Speaker 1: before that just threw the at in the middle. Kick

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Speaker 1: it at John and G act. Click it with J

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Speaker 1: N G J. Yeah, alright, smoke two good talk guys.

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Speaker 1: It was fun. Thank our our our lovely um. Yeah, yes,

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Speaker 1: thank you. Thanks for having me. See at home later yep, alright,

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Speaker 1: alright next week, NYE