WEBVTT - Father of Two 0:00:00.320 --> 0:00:02.240 Help We Suck At Being Newlywed? 0:00:02.320 --> 0:00:05.600 With Dean Aungler, Haylen Miller Keys, and Jared haven An 0:00:05.600 --> 0:00:06.880 iHeartRadio podcast. 0:00:08.840 --> 0:00:11.119 What is going on? Everybody? Welcome to an all new 0:00:11.160 --> 0:00:15.000 episode of Help We Suck At Being Newlyweds. I'm gonna 0:00:15.040 --> 0:00:19.160 be honest, I have not listened back to last week's episode, 0:00:19.520 --> 0:00:23.320 but I want to say when we got off that episode, 0:00:23.480 --> 0:00:26.560 I was proud of myself for not mumbling near the 0:00:26.640 --> 0:00:29.040 end of my sentences quite as much. But I'm sure 0:00:29.040 --> 0:00:30.760 I did it. I'm sure I did it a few times. 0:00:30.920 --> 0:00:31.319 I don't know. 0:00:31.400 --> 0:00:32.519 I don't remember you doing it. 0:00:32.600 --> 0:00:34.320 I think you might need to be a little louder, 0:00:34.440 --> 0:00:40.480 oh okay, I think even a little louder than that, okay, 0:00:40.640 --> 0:00:43.159 because you speak too softly right right, right, and you 0:00:43.200 --> 0:00:46.600 don't fluctuate your you stay at a steady octavee. 0:00:46.680 --> 0:00:47.960 Are you saying I'm monotone? 0:00:48.600 --> 0:00:53.159 No, I'm just saying I go low and then I 0:00:53.240 --> 0:00:55.800 go hi, and then I go low, and then you mumble, 0:00:56.040 --> 0:00:58.560 and then I mumble. But you don't do that quite 0:00:58.560 --> 0:01:02.840 as much because you studied this in school, so that's 0:01:02.840 --> 0:01:07.280 not why. But it does help, I guess, So. 0:01:07.400 --> 0:01:10.240 I guess my bachelor's degree is serving me a little 0:01:10.240 --> 0:01:10.759 bit of purpose. 0:01:10.840 --> 0:01:12.399 I wish I could go back in time and re 0:01:12.800 --> 0:01:16.800 choose my major. What would you be not business? Nothing, 0:01:18.200 --> 0:01:21.600 nothing related to business, that's for sure. Yeah, because I 0:01:21.640 --> 0:01:22.360 hate business. 0:01:22.840 --> 0:01:27.400 Business sucks, It's just like it does. But as an entrepreneur, 0:01:27.480 --> 0:01:29.720 you should be good at running your own business. 0:01:29.760 --> 0:01:33.000 Well, I'm not an entrepreneur. As an aspiring entrepreneur aspire 0:01:33.240 --> 0:01:35.880 well yeah, I don't even know if I'm an aspiring 0:01:36.000 --> 0:01:39.039 entrepreneur as you as someone who wants their husband to 0:01:39.040 --> 0:01:39.759 be an entrepreneur. 0:01:40.040 --> 0:01:42.200 You entrepreneurial business. 0:01:42.160 --> 0:01:45.959 Yeah, yeah, the business side. But I think again, like, 0:01:46.000 --> 0:01:48.160 I don't think that I know how to run a 0:01:48.160 --> 0:01:51.600 business any better than you know how to run a business. Yeah, 0:01:51.640 --> 0:01:54.120 and I took like six entrepreneurial classes in college. 0:01:54.520 --> 0:01:56.120 I'd say I know how to run a business more 0:01:56.160 --> 0:01:56.880 than you. Honestly. 0:01:57.200 --> 0:02:01.280 Sure that stings to hear, but you're probably not wrong. 0:02:02.400 --> 0:02:02.840 I don't know. 0:02:03.040 --> 0:02:04.800 So you can be the CEO and I'll just be 0:02:04.920 --> 0:02:10.959 the minimum wage employee. Perfect Yeah, oh gosh, but yeah, 0:02:10.960 --> 0:02:13.240 I able to go back and change my major, probably 0:02:13.240 --> 0:02:15.800 something more on the creative side of things, like music 0:02:16.760 --> 0:02:19.519 or art or broadcast journalism. 0:02:19.880 --> 0:02:21.919 It was a great major. It is the most fun 0:02:22.000 --> 0:02:25.120 major for sure. I don't know, maybe fashion is the 0:02:25.120 --> 0:02:27.600 only other thing I would have gotten into, but gosh, 0:02:27.600 --> 0:02:30.000 it was so fun. I loved going to class every week. 0:02:30.360 --> 0:02:31.079 It was a class. 0:02:31.120 --> 0:02:35.600 I hated class. I hated having to worry about information 0:02:35.720 --> 0:02:41.000 systems and probabilities and business law was laying or already 0:02:41.240 --> 0:02:42.600 I'm telling you. 0:02:42.760 --> 0:02:45.800 Well, And with college, you start with all the boring classes, 0:02:45.800 --> 0:02:47.680 and then you get so excited your junior and senior 0:02:47.760 --> 0:02:49.280 year because it's all about what you want to do 0:02:49.360 --> 0:02:51.919 in your career path. And that's when I have the 0:02:51.960 --> 0:02:54.920 most fun. And I guess you never got to experience that. 0:02:55.000 --> 0:02:58.919 I had one class that I two classes that I loved. 0:02:59.120 --> 0:03:01.360 I freaking loved these classes. And they were like the 0:03:01.560 --> 0:03:04.320 early on general ed classes. And then one was kind 0:03:04.320 --> 0:03:06.440 of like a do this as like an elective sort 0:03:06.480 --> 0:03:10.679 of thing. One was philosophy. Loved philosophy, and the other 0:03:10.720 --> 0:03:14.639 one was art history. I loved art history, So why 0:03:14.680 --> 0:03:16.320 the heck was I a business manager? 0:03:16.680 --> 0:03:19.360 Wait, that's so funny. What about art history? 0:03:19.440 --> 0:03:22.079 I just find it so fascinating, Like I like art 0:03:22.080 --> 0:03:24.080 as it is. But then to go back into like 0:03:24.120 --> 0:03:27.720 the you know, fourteen through nineteen hundreds and see all 0:03:27.760 --> 0:03:30.840 of these amazing pieces of art and like who painted 0:03:30.880 --> 0:03:33.880 them and why they painted them, and the inspiration behind 0:03:33.919 --> 0:03:36.280 a lot of like the drama and the paintings and stuff. 0:03:36.280 --> 0:03:37.000 It was so interesting. 0:03:37.080 --> 0:03:40.040 Wow. Yeah, what if we meshed the two together and 0:03:40.400 --> 0:03:44.360 we open a an art studio in Aspen so we 0:03:44.360 --> 0:03:46.520 were running our own business, and then we get the 0:03:46.640 --> 0:03:47.600 art history aspect. 0:03:47.680 --> 0:03:48.760 This is what you. 0:03:48.720 --> 0:03:51.000 Don't like to do anything that you like for work? 0:03:51.080 --> 0:03:52.000 Is that what you're gonna say? 0:03:52.080 --> 0:03:53.720 That's not even close to what I was gonna say, 0:03:53.760 --> 0:03:56.680 But thank you for trying to guess say that. It's 0:03:56.760 --> 0:03:59.040 I mean, you're not wrong. I don't I don't not 0:03:59.240 --> 0:04:02.760 like that. I don't like how whenever I say something 0:04:03.000 --> 0:04:06.000 about what I enjoy or what I appreciate, you're always like, 0:04:06.280 --> 0:04:07.800 let's turn it into a business. 0:04:07.920 --> 0:04:10.200 Because and my grandpa was saying this to me the 0:04:10.200 --> 0:04:14.000 other day. He's, like Dina said before, if he loves something, 0:04:14.000 --> 0:04:17.359 he doesn't want to turn it into like a money 0:04:17.360 --> 0:04:20.440 making thing, a career because any things, he won't like 0:04:20.480 --> 0:04:21.960 it anymore. And he was like, I went to the 0:04:22.040 --> 0:04:25.360 FBI every single morning, so excited to be there. When 0:04:25.360 --> 0:04:27.480 you love what you do, you're not really working. So 0:04:27.480 --> 0:04:28.480 that's what I'm trying to get. 0:04:28.360 --> 0:04:29.760 You to do. I know, but it's just like, can 0:04:29.839 --> 0:04:32.200 I just have this moment of me talking about something 0:04:32.200 --> 0:04:34.280 I enjoy without you being like, let's start this. 0:04:34.560 --> 0:04:36.720 Well, that's how my brain works, you see my brain. 0:04:36.800 --> 0:04:39.560 Of course, it's my bit of brain. I fully get it. 0:04:39.839 --> 0:04:42.160 And when I say stop doing it, I don't necessarily 0:04:42.160 --> 0:04:44.359 mean stop doing it. I maybe just say be aware 0:04:44.400 --> 0:04:45.200 that you are doing it. 0:04:45.200 --> 0:04:47.040 I'll be aware. But it is going to one day 0:04:47.080 --> 0:04:49.880 spark the idea where you're like, yep, yeah. 0:04:49.640 --> 0:04:50.520 And I hope. 0:04:50.560 --> 0:04:51.560 I So this wasn't it. 0:04:51.640 --> 0:04:53.120 I thought that day was going to come a long 0:04:53.160 --> 0:04:55.880 time ago. When I quit my job after the Bachelorette, 0:04:55.880 --> 0:04:57.160 I was like, that day's going to come in a year, 0:04:57.200 --> 0:04:59.839 and it's been seven years ever since. Another thing that 0:04:59.880 --> 0:05:02.640 I I really have thought a lot about doing. Not 0:05:02.760 --> 0:05:05.279 a lot, but I've I thought it'd be cool to do. 0:05:05.400 --> 0:05:06.760 I kind of want to be a cop. 0:05:07.440 --> 0:05:09.040 Oh my god, you've said that before. 0:05:09.160 --> 0:05:11.120 I think it'd be cool. I think i'd be such 0:05:11.120 --> 0:05:11.880 an awesome cop. 0:05:12.320 --> 0:05:16.080 You should talk to our neighbor's husband. Yeah, sometimes she 0:05:16.120 --> 0:05:16.520 listens here. 0:05:17.000 --> 0:05:19.320 I think I think if I were to talk to 0:05:19.400 --> 0:05:21.679 a current cop about me wanting to be a cop, 0:05:22.480 --> 0:05:26.520 they would be It would just be such a contrast 0:05:26.560 --> 0:05:28.680 to what thee. The reason I want to be a 0:05:28.720 --> 0:05:32.160 cop is because I'm not a cop, and I'm not 0:05:32.360 --> 0:05:34.640 like other cops. I'm like a cool cop. 0:05:34.520 --> 0:05:34.960 Cool cop. 0:05:36.360 --> 0:05:38.359 But like, I do think i'd be a cool, fun cop. 0:05:38.600 --> 0:05:40.400 And yeah, you're putting your life in danger a lot 0:05:40.400 --> 0:05:43.120 of the time, depending on where you're living, especially, but like, 0:05:43.680 --> 0:05:45.719 I don't think I would ever give any traffic violations. 0:05:45.760 --> 0:05:48.560 I'd give warnings all the time. I'd get fired pretty quickly, 0:05:48.600 --> 0:05:49.800 probably because you know that. 0:05:49.680 --> 0:05:52.360 They make money based off of traffic violations. 0:05:51.960 --> 0:05:55.000 Right, Do I look like someone that cares about making money. 0:05:55.160 --> 0:05:57.520 There's more cops around at the end of the month 0:05:57.560 --> 0:05:58.640 because they have to meet a quota. 0:05:58.760 --> 0:05:59.280 I do know that. 0:05:59.320 --> 0:06:01.080 So when you don't meet the quota, you get fired. 0:06:01.480 --> 0:06:02.400 I don't know if that's true. 0:06:02.480 --> 0:06:04.279 I understand that, and I don't know if that's true either, 0:06:04.600 --> 0:06:06.680 but I have heard that same thing before. But I 0:06:06.720 --> 0:06:09.960 do think that I could be a cop. Like and 0:06:10.040 --> 0:06:11.360 this is kind of why I want to be a cop. 0:06:11.360 --> 0:06:13.839 When I was a kid and I was getting arrested 0:06:13.880 --> 0:06:16.720 all these times. The cops that I was dealing with 0:06:16.800 --> 0:06:19.520 left such bad impressions on me that it like made 0:06:19.600 --> 0:06:24.400 me go so anti authoritarian and like I hate I 0:06:24.440 --> 0:06:27.160 hate people in authority because of that. And if I 0:06:27.240 --> 0:06:29.279 was a cop and I was like helping these young 0:06:29.320 --> 0:06:32.560 people in these situations, I would reverse that and I 0:06:32.560 --> 0:06:36.599 would make it so that they could respect cops. 0:06:37.680 --> 0:06:39.400 I have a question, Yeah, you know how you got 0:06:39.440 --> 0:06:43.320 denied what is that international. 0:06:43.080 --> 0:06:45.040 Issa Global Global Untry? 0:06:45.080 --> 0:06:46.800 Yeah, do you think you get denied as a cop. 0:06:46.920 --> 0:06:48.479 It's a good question. I think I talked about this 0:06:48.520 --> 0:06:51.200 on this podcast. But I got denied global entry because 0:06:51.560 --> 0:06:53.839 of the arrests that I had when I was a teenager, 0:06:54.279 --> 0:06:57.960 which is so silly. They were all misdemeanors. I was 0:06:58.080 --> 0:07:00.680 nineteen the last time I got arrest and I've been 0:07:00.760 --> 0:07:04.800 Scotch free ever since. And you're you're right, maybe they would, 0:07:04.880 --> 0:07:08.760 but also maybe like it would help me as a 0:07:08.800 --> 0:07:13.120 cop level with the criminals because I could be like, oh, dude, 0:07:13.160 --> 0:07:15.280 I get it. I've been in your shoes before, I've 0:07:15.320 --> 0:07:18.680 been to prison, and trust me, trust me. We don't 0:07:18.680 --> 0:07:20.040 want to we don't want to take you to prison. 0:07:20.080 --> 0:07:21.840 You don't want to go there. I would be just 0:07:21.880 --> 0:07:23.040 I would just feel like i'd be really good. 0:07:23.080 --> 0:07:24.440 I think you'd be a great Aspen cop. 0:07:24.880 --> 0:07:28.320 Yeah, Aspen cop would be that'd be good. Hey, welcome 0:07:28.360 --> 0:07:29.520 to the podcast. Jared Habn. 0:07:30.760 --> 0:07:35.000 Yeah, I got held up at work, ironically, actually kind 0:07:35.040 --> 0:07:38.160 of ironic. What held me up was talking about how 0:07:38.240 --> 0:07:41.320 I need to spend less time here to start focusing 0:07:41.320 --> 0:07:45.560 on building sales and doing other things. And I was 0:07:45.560 --> 0:07:48.240 talking to an employee here about that and figuring out 0:07:48.280 --> 0:07:51.560 what I need to do at Audrey's to help promote 0:07:51.560 --> 0:07:54.400 its self sustainability, and of course I got the text. 0:07:54.400 --> 0:07:56.960 I'm like, oh my god, I'm late for my podcast. 0:07:57.280 --> 0:08:00.040 So I thought that kind of funny, joining with this 0:08:00.160 --> 0:08:03.040 riveting conversation about Dean becoming a cop, which is never 0:08:03.080 --> 0:08:05.120 going to happen. It's it's one of those things that 0:08:05.160 --> 0:08:08.720 it's funny to talk about because you just know it 0:08:08.800 --> 0:08:11.720 won't happen, and maybe it will now that I'm challenging 0:08:11.760 --> 0:08:12.560 Dean to become a cop. 0:08:12.720 --> 0:08:14.160 Chure, that's the way I get him to do something. 0:08:15.640 --> 0:08:18.040 I know for a fact Dean will not become a cop. 0:08:18.160 --> 0:08:20.400 It's I agree. I don't think I ever will if 0:08:20.400 --> 0:08:23.720 some if I was like met a share whatever, the 0:08:23.720 --> 0:08:27.280 top level guy in the cop places share, Sure, if 0:08:27.320 --> 0:08:29.600 he was like walking down the street and saw me, 0:08:29.640 --> 0:08:31.160 I was like, hey, hey, dude, you want to be 0:08:31.200 --> 0:08:31.480 a cop. 0:08:31.560 --> 0:08:32.280 We want to recruit you. 0:08:32.400 --> 0:08:34.680 Do you want to start tomorrow? I'd probably be like, yeah, 0:08:34.720 --> 0:08:36.120 I'll try it out for a couple of weeks and 0:08:36.160 --> 0:08:38.520 see if I like it. Probably wouldn't like it. I 0:08:38.559 --> 0:08:40.840 also really think i'd be a I've talked to you 0:08:40.880 --> 0:08:43.559 about this before, an elementary schools teacher. Yeah, oh, that'd 0:08:43.600 --> 0:08:46.400 be so much fun. But teachers are just so underappreciated. 0:08:47.520 --> 0:08:52.040 I don't know, underpaid, underpaid, but I'm underpaid as it 0:08:52.080 --> 0:08:53.000 is right now as well. 0:08:53.120 --> 0:08:54.320 You're underpaid right now? 0:08:54.600 --> 0:08:55.720 Yeah? Absolutely? 0:08:56.320 --> 0:08:57.760 Do you think your rate should be higher? 0:08:58.320 --> 0:09:02.840 I think I should be in making millions, But I 0:09:02.840 --> 0:09:04.760 don't even know if i'd want to make millions. Oh 0:09:08.920 --> 0:09:10.880 if if if someone was like, do you want to 0:09:10.920 --> 0:09:13.640 make ten million dollars a year? I would say yes, absolutely. 0:09:14.160 --> 0:09:16.320 I just don't think I'm the kind of guy to 0:09:16.400 --> 0:09:18.040 earn ten million dollars a year. 0:09:18.800 --> 0:09:21.040 Like, well, it really depends on what you're doing and 0:09:21.120 --> 0:09:22.080 how hard you're working. 0:09:22.800 --> 0:09:25.120 Yeah, that's true, and if I if I feel like 0:09:25.160 --> 0:09:26.640 I've earned it, I think it's a big part of 0:09:26.679 --> 0:09:29.959 it too. We got there's these National Social Media Awards, 0:09:30.000 --> 0:09:34.600 which are probably a cruck of bs, right, just judging 0:09:34.600 --> 0:09:36.800 by the presentation of it all. I think it's like 0:09:36.840 --> 0:09:38.880 the second year they did it, they nominated Kaitlin and 0:09:38.920 --> 0:09:44.880 I for most Best Travel travel Influencer. Yeah, but it 0:09:45.000 --> 0:09:48.920 was like, it's not real and there's a couple other 0:09:48.920 --> 0:09:51.680 people nominated who like aren't traveling. 0:09:52.120 --> 0:09:53.600 People don't travel, what the heck? 0:09:53.960 --> 0:09:55.400 And then I was thinking about it. I was like, well, 0:09:55.760 --> 0:09:57.760 of these four people, we would win it. But I 0:09:57.760 --> 0:09:59.480 was like, I don't even want that award because I 0:09:59.520 --> 0:10:01.200 don't feel like I don't think. 0:10:01.040 --> 0:10:03.360 We would, like I don't know who's voting. I don't know. 0:10:03.600 --> 0:10:06.520 Well, I looked at the Four Pictures Awards. Our picture 0:10:06.559 --> 0:10:08.719 has the most likes on it. I think it's called 0:10:08.720 --> 0:10:11.760 the National Social Media Awards, which it's like one of 0:10:11.800 --> 0:10:13.679 those things where they're like, oh, we should maybe we 0:10:13.679 --> 0:10:15.840 should try and making an award show about this. 0:10:16.080 --> 0:10:20.680 But they did. What's the no I don't think so, 0:10:21.160 --> 0:10:23.200 what's the one that we met Kim Kardashian not the 0:10:23.760 --> 0:10:25.319 International Influencer Awards. 0:10:25.320 --> 0:10:27.400 I don't know, but I but that was like five 0:10:27.480 --> 0:10:29.079 years ago, and this is or four years ago, and 0:10:29.120 --> 0:10:31.720 this is the second annual National Social Media Awards. But 0:10:31.760 --> 0:10:33.240 my point, my point of all this is. 0:10:33.200 --> 0:10:36.040 To say NS National Social Media Awards. 0:10:36.080 --> 0:10:38.280 That's what I said all of this to say, is like, 0:10:38.480 --> 0:10:42.360 even if it was a bigger award show, more prestigious 0:10:42.360 --> 0:10:45.120 award show, and we won Best Travel Influencer, I would 0:10:45.120 --> 0:10:46.800 almost like not want to go and accept the award 0:10:46.840 --> 0:10:49.400 because I wouldn't feel like we are deserving of that award, 0:10:49.480 --> 0:10:51.520 just like I would not feel deserving of making ten 0:10:51.520 --> 0:10:52.160 million dollars year. 0:10:52.200 --> 0:10:54.520 You said we got the most like, we got fourteen likes. 0:10:54.880 --> 0:10:58.520 That's go look at the other nominees for that same category. 0:10:58.720 --> 0:11:01.280 Oh my gosh, and please read them aloud for the audience. 0:11:01.880 --> 0:11:03.280 The nominees, not. 0:11:03.240 --> 0:11:05.400 The nominees, but the number of likes. There's four of them. 0:11:05.440 --> 0:11:08.680 I believe, No, no, no, they're you know, it's okay. 0:11:09.200 --> 0:11:12.480 There's four different posts for four different nominees for each 0:11:13.000 --> 0:11:15.679 has fourteen likes. We're crushing it. 0:11:15.800 --> 0:11:18.360 The next one has hear you guys, nine likes. 0:11:18.400 --> 0:11:21.959 Five likes, four likes, five likes us and six. 0:11:21.920 --> 0:11:23.559 Likes, And so does that not mean we just won 0:11:23.600 --> 0:11:28.160 the award for National Social Media Travel Influencers. What else? 0:11:28.600 --> 0:11:30.520 It's the social media awards, that's all. 0:11:30.600 --> 0:11:33.800 That's the only currency baby. 0:11:33.880 --> 0:11:37.600 Oh yeah, that's the currency of social media is likes. 0:11:37.640 --> 0:11:40.559 And if we have the most likes on an announcement 0:11:40.559 --> 0:11:42.439 of a nomination, we win that award. 0:11:44.040 --> 0:11:46.920 That is how I would assume this all goes down. 0:11:46.960 --> 0:11:48.640 I see Kelly Flannaget nominated. 0:11:48.840 --> 0:11:50.599 That's she travels. 0:11:51.280 --> 0:11:53.559 Oh yeah, best travel influencers. She travels. 0:11:53.800 --> 0:11:56.760 Yeah, that's that's why I'm saying I feel like not 0:11:56.880 --> 0:11:59.120 that specifically, Like Kelly is great and she does travel. 0:11:59.160 --> 0:12:00.960 But when I think of travel influencers, I think of 0:12:01.000 --> 0:12:03.480 like photographers and videographers. 0:12:02.760 --> 0:12:04.840 And people that I do think we're in a different sphere. 0:12:05.280 --> 0:12:07.160 I think there are people that just travel the world 0:12:07.160 --> 0:12:09.319 and post their offits. And I think what we think 0:12:09.360 --> 0:12:12.439 travel influencers are, and I think maybe what most people 0:12:12.480 --> 0:12:15.480 do is people that are professional photographers shooting for airlines, 0:12:16.960 --> 0:12:17.480 cruise lines. 0:12:17.559 --> 0:12:21.360 Yeah yeah, so you guys have to consent to being 0:12:21.400 --> 0:12:26.040 nominated or are they just nominated you? Yeah, but it's 0:12:26.080 --> 0:12:30.080 Haley is nominated. Haley Kioki, you're an Influential Musician of 0:12:30.160 --> 0:12:34.520 the Year. Oh nice, Yo, time awards here. Let's find 0:12:34.559 --> 0:12:36.960 other people that we know. I don't know anybody. 0:12:37.400 --> 0:12:39.840 Well, he probably got nominated for best social Media Father 0:12:39.920 --> 0:12:40.280 of the Year. 0:12:40.400 --> 0:12:42.520 Oh, best social media dad. 0:12:43.640 --> 0:12:46.640 Well, best business influencer, mister best got nominated. That's a 0:12:46.640 --> 0:12:47.040 big one. 0:12:47.760 --> 0:12:50.040 Guarantee you he's not there, or if they say he's 0:12:50.040 --> 0:12:52.240 going to win, would you want to go to accept 0:12:52.280 --> 0:12:52.720 an award? 0:12:52.800 --> 0:12:56.520 That's what So this was my point is if we 0:12:56.559 --> 0:12:58.079 won and they're like, hey, we want you to come 0:12:58.080 --> 0:13:01.040 accept your award, I wouldn't. Oh. I don't want to 0:13:01.080 --> 0:13:03.679 accept an award for something that I don't feel worthy 0:13:03.679 --> 0:13:04.319 of accepting. 0:13:04.800 --> 0:13:07.520 Especially lately, I feel like we used to travel so much. 0:13:07.600 --> 0:13:10.400 We've been slacking a bit. Yeah, we just got married, 0:13:10.800 --> 0:13:11.640 we've been you know. 0:13:12.080 --> 0:13:14.840 Yeah, you guys are worthy of this award. All right. 0:13:15.160 --> 0:13:16.960 There are a lot of things you're not worthy of. 0:13:17.320 --> 0:13:19.560 This award is one that you are, I promise. 0:13:19.640 --> 0:13:21.560 I disagree because the people that I look up to 0:13:21.640 --> 0:13:23.359 in the social media sphere. 0:13:23.080 --> 0:13:25.080 Of travel nominated. 0:13:26.000 --> 0:13:28.880 Right are exactly They can't lot more talented. 0:13:29.600 --> 0:13:31.160 Yeah, and they're not nominated. 0:13:30.840 --> 0:13:34.520 And accepting that award, which is somebody that we're on 0:13:34.559 --> 0:13:37.400 this topic right now because this is so ridiculous. But 0:13:37.559 --> 0:13:41.480 me accepting that award is me saying I'm better than 0:13:41.960 --> 0:13:44.960 my peers. They're not even my peers, they're my superiors. 0:13:45.200 --> 0:13:45.280 No. 0:13:45.360 --> 0:13:47.520 But what I'm trying to say is this is a 0:13:47.520 --> 0:13:49.800 different sphere. This is the sphere that maybe we don't 0:13:49.840 --> 0:13:52.440 really want to be in. We want to be nominated 0:13:52.640 --> 0:13:54.719 with the photographers. We want to be nominated with those 0:13:54.720 --> 0:13:55.560 people we look up to. 0:13:55.760 --> 0:13:58.920 Sure, I see that makes sense, but we won't ever. 0:13:59.320 --> 0:14:01.800 But because we have ties to Bachelor is why we 0:14:01.880 --> 0:14:02.760 probably are put in. 0:14:02.720 --> 0:14:06.040 This sphere right well, duh, yeah, one hundred percent. But 0:14:06.080 --> 0:14:08.760 this is the wrong with that, there's a recognizing where 0:14:08.760 --> 0:14:09.440 you came from. 0:14:09.480 --> 0:14:24.840 How rude, How rude of you to us, Jared, Welcome 0:14:24.840 --> 0:14:26.920 to the podcast. Thanks for taking some time out of 0:14:26.960 --> 0:14:28.800 your busy day to join us anytime. 0:14:29.240 --> 0:14:32.160 Well, obviously not anytime, because you know there are certain times. 0:14:32.480 --> 0:14:34.920 But sorry, I was late once again, that was totally 0:14:34.920 --> 0:14:37.840 my fault, lost track of time. And again quite funny 0:14:37.880 --> 0:14:40.000 the conversation I was having about how I need to 0:14:40.000 --> 0:14:41.880 focus on other things and then here we are the 0:14:41.880 --> 0:14:44.240 other things I need to focus on I forgot about. 0:14:45.960 --> 0:14:49.880 Sorry for my tardiness, Uh, just catching up things in 0:14:49.880 --> 0:14:54.440 my life. Quickly filmed the Dallas first look. It was fun, 0:14:54.480 --> 0:14:56.520 it was great, it was tiring. I'm excited. It won't 0:14:56.560 --> 0:14:59.440 air till probably December or January, somewhere in that timeframe. 0:14:59.800 --> 0:15:00.520 That's click turner. 0:15:00.680 --> 0:15:04.280 But yeah, it's pretty quick. I mean it's only a 0:15:04.280 --> 0:15:06.440 half hour show, so in like twenty four minutes or 0:15:06.480 --> 0:15:09.720 whatever it is without commercials, and we did so much 0:15:09.720 --> 0:15:11.160 I don't know how they're going to edit it all down. 0:15:11.160 --> 0:15:15.359 The JFK stuff was pretty interesting, learning about his assassination, 0:15:16.160 --> 0:15:19.400 the quote unquote cover up or conspiracy if you believe it, 0:15:19.960 --> 0:15:23.400 which I kind of do, and then just did a 0:15:23.400 --> 0:15:25.000 lot of stuff in Texas. It was it was just 0:15:25.160 --> 0:15:27.880 fun and a really cool opportunity, and I hope more 0:15:27.920 --> 0:15:32.320 opportunities come from that. So the show is about Dallas. 0:15:32.360 --> 0:15:34.000 There's a travel show, so they're going to tune in 0:15:34.000 --> 0:15:35.760 and be like, oh, Dallas, what you know? What's up 0:15:35.760 --> 0:15:37.560 with Dallas? And obviously one of the biggest things is, 0:15:38.080 --> 0:15:41.560 you know the history of the JFK assassination. Dealey Plaza, 0:15:41.920 --> 0:15:42.680 the Grassy Knoll. 0:15:42.840 --> 0:15:44.720 What I'm saying people aren't tuning into that program to 0:15:44.800 --> 0:15:46.120 learn about that specifically. 0:15:46.400 --> 0:15:48.840 No, they'll tune into the program and then learn about 0:15:48.880 --> 0:15:50.640 it and be like, Oh, that's so fascinating, I need 0:15:50.680 --> 0:15:54.200 to learn more about it, and then go watch a 0:15:54.280 --> 0:15:55.120 JFK documentary. 0:15:55.120 --> 0:15:57.280 I think you should spin off a JFK podcast and 0:15:57.400 --> 0:16:00.000 just only talk about the JFK assassination on a podcas 0:16:00.080 --> 0:16:01.040 cast mini series. 0:16:01.680 --> 0:16:03.960 There has to be a podcast, make. 0:16:03.880 --> 0:16:05.840 Sure, sure. But I don't want to hear some random 0:16:05.840 --> 0:16:08.280 schmuck talk about the JFK assassination. I want to hear 0:16:08.360 --> 0:16:09.280 Jared Haben. 0:16:09.600 --> 0:16:11.520 And the magic bullet. Have you heard about this? 0:16:12.360 --> 0:16:13.680 Yeah, like curved or something. 0:16:14.440 --> 0:16:18.400 So it's just I cannot believe this was the official, 0:16:21.160 --> 0:16:27.000 you know, the official theory on how the bullet because 0:16:27.040 --> 0:16:31.280 he it goes Learvey Oswald shot three. There's three bullets 0:16:31.320 --> 0:16:33.360 that came from his gun. The first one he missed, 0:16:33.640 --> 0:16:36.760 and then the second and third one hit. The second 0:16:36.760 --> 0:16:43.040 one apparently went through. It caused seven wounds. It hit 0:16:43.480 --> 0:16:45.640 the back of JFK's neck, went through the front of 0:16:45.680 --> 0:16:49.320 his shoulder, hit the governor who is also in the car, 0:16:50.280 --> 0:16:53.120 in the wrist, went out of the front of his 0:16:53.160 --> 0:16:59.160 wrist into his thigh, and then it caused one more 0:16:59.200 --> 0:17:01.480 I can't remember, but it was crazy. And then the 0:17:01.520 --> 0:17:04.800 bullet fell out of his thigh and was found on 0:17:04.920 --> 0:17:08.920 the gurney that was taken to that the like when 0:17:08.920 --> 0:17:10.480 he got to the hospital and the government was placed 0:17:10.480 --> 0:17:13.280 on a gurney and the bullet was found on the gurney. 0:17:13.600 --> 0:17:16.879 Get this, no blood on it, pristine condition. 0:17:17.119 --> 0:17:19.880 I just googled JFK conspiracy theory podcasts and there's six 0:17:19.920 --> 0:17:23.679 that come up immediately. But this is JFK's brain is missing, 0:17:23.720 --> 0:17:27.480 It wasn't buried with his body. There's a lot, no idea, 0:17:27.520 --> 0:17:28.920 there's a lot going on here. 0:17:29.560 --> 0:17:32.880 There's so much going on. That was the other thing, 0:17:32.960 --> 0:17:35.080 like the car that was used, So the car that 0:17:35.160 --> 0:17:39.359 JFK was assassinated in, the Lincoln, And again, was this botched? 0:17:39.520 --> 0:17:41.840 Did they just mess up or were they intentionally try 0:17:41.880 --> 0:17:45.200 to cover something up? It was cleaned the next day. 0:17:45.280 --> 0:17:48.200 It was never taken into evidence. So they cleaned the car. 0:17:48.320 --> 0:17:50.640 They redid the car, painted it black, put a roof 0:17:50.680 --> 0:17:52.320 on it to make it look different because they didn't 0:17:52.320 --> 0:17:55.720 want people associating this car with the jfk assassination, and 0:17:55.760 --> 0:17:58.520 they put it back in circulation and it didn't and 0:17:58.560 --> 0:18:00.399 then there was about three more press and it's that 0:18:00.480 --> 0:18:03.040 rode into it in that exact car before it was 0:18:03.280 --> 0:18:06.760 finally like taken away and preserved in some national archives. 0:18:07.119 --> 0:18:09.600 Just knowing nothing off of this, like a president just 0:18:09.640 --> 0:18:12.080 doesn't get shot, and they're like, all right, yeah, they 0:18:12.560 --> 0:18:16.760 go to extreme certain you would do everything possible to 0:18:16.880 --> 0:18:17.520 learn why. 0:18:17.720 --> 0:18:20.560 I love hearing about this stuff. Yeah, but he doesn't 0:18:20.600 --> 0:18:21.840 love conspiracy theories, but I do. 0:18:21.920 --> 0:18:24.399 It's not that I don't love conspiracy theories. I just 0:18:24.480 --> 0:18:27.959 am It goes both aways. I'm naturally a skeptic, and 0:18:28.040 --> 0:18:30.760 so i question everything, which means I question the truth, 0:18:30.800 --> 0:18:32.840 which kind of does make me conspiracy theorist. But then 0:18:32.840 --> 0:18:36.000 I hear these conspiracy theories, but then I skeptically question 0:18:36.160 --> 0:18:38.879 those as well. And obviously, as we both know, the 0:18:38.920 --> 0:18:41.720 truth lies somewhere in the middle most likely of everything. 0:18:41.840 --> 0:18:45.159 So it's not that I hate conspiracy theories. I just 0:18:45.320 --> 0:18:46.760 think they're a contrarian. 0:18:46.840 --> 0:18:48.080 So you don't want to believe the truth, but you 0:18:48.080 --> 0:18:49.560 don't want to believe the conspiracy theory. 0:18:49.760 --> 0:18:52.640 Yeah that's fair, that's fair, But no, I'm not a contrarian. 0:18:52.720 --> 0:18:55.600 Oh my gosh, that's the first time you do that 0:18:55.640 --> 0:18:59.080 every time, because yes, and I fall for it every time. 0:19:00.600 --> 0:19:03.000 I'm definitely a coutrarian, and I'm with Dean where I 0:19:03.200 --> 0:19:05.400 just I'm always somewhere in the middle where I don't 0:19:05.400 --> 0:19:07.400 believe a lot of the conspiracy, but I also don't 0:19:07.400 --> 0:19:10.280 believe the official story because it just feels fictional. Even 0:19:10.320 --> 0:19:13.160 within the US government, there's back and forth of did 0:19:13.200 --> 0:19:15.840 Oswald aclone? Did he not act colone? Was Oswald even 0:19:15.960 --> 0:19:19.159 involved in the assassination? Was he the Ponzi? Did they 0:19:19.240 --> 0:19:21.760 just put the blame on him? It's all because it's 0:19:21.760 --> 0:19:24.560 so also, you know what's crazy. That's one more thing, 0:19:24.600 --> 0:19:27.119 and then I'll shut up about this. Two days later, 0:19:28.359 --> 0:19:32.520 Lee Harvey Oswald is accused of assassinating the president. He's 0:19:32.640 --> 0:19:35.480 accused of killing a police officer outside the Texas Theater 0:19:35.880 --> 0:19:40.440 trying to escape. And then this guy Jack Ruby, who 0:19:40.480 --> 0:19:45.200 is a nightclub owner in Dallas, Texas, while Lee Harvey 0:19:45.200 --> 0:19:48.720 Oswald is being escorted from one police station to the other, 0:19:49.440 --> 0:19:54.359 he comes up and shoots him and kills Lee Harvey Oswald. So, 0:19:54.400 --> 0:19:58.520 two days after the assassination, Leearvey Oswald gets murdered while 0:19:58.560 --> 0:20:01.959 in custody, mind you, by this guy named Jack Ruby 0:20:02.240 --> 0:20:04.440 who said he did it out of a crime of passion, 0:20:04.520 --> 0:20:08.040 because he I don't know if they know the motive. 0:20:09.119 --> 0:20:14.600 So Lee Harvey Oswald gets murdered in prison. That's maybe I. 0:20:14.600 --> 0:20:17.240 Think we should do a spinoff, a conspiracy theory spinoff. 0:20:17.280 --> 0:20:19.280 That's Calen's nice way of saying, let's move on to 0:20:19.320 --> 0:20:20.600 a different spect. 0:20:20.320 --> 0:20:25.280 Also, I love conspiracy theories, Jared. I do want to 0:20:25.320 --> 0:20:28.119 ask you. I feel like this is a perfect blend, 0:20:28.160 --> 0:20:30.080 potentially for you and Ashley. Have you guys been watching 0:20:30.080 --> 0:20:32.200 the Beckham documentary? 0:20:32.480 --> 0:20:34.399 No, I've heard about this thing. What the hell is this? 0:20:34.640 --> 0:20:35.640 Has Ashley watched it? 0:20:36.400 --> 0:20:37.119 I have no idea. 0:20:37.440 --> 0:20:39.520 Oh my god, it's so good. I just finished It's 0:20:40.119 --> 0:20:44.240 it's just like a reprive of the nineties, And just 0:20:44.560 --> 0:20:47.000 so I can get down with that reprive, I don't know, 0:20:47.040 --> 0:20:50.080 is that there, don't I think so revival of the 0:20:50.160 --> 0:20:51.000 nineties reprive. 0:20:51.080 --> 0:20:53.080 I think you're trying to say reprieve and isn't. 0:20:52.920 --> 0:20:55.840 Really revival of the nineties. It's just like a nineties show? 0:20:57.200 --> 0:20:57.359 Is it? 0:20:57.359 --> 0:20:58.440 The story of how they got together. 0:20:58.960 --> 0:21:01.480 It's story of everything, how he started soccer, how he 0:21:01.880 --> 0:21:05.520 got drafted I don't know, plucked out when he was 0:21:05.520 --> 0:21:09.199 like sixteen years old, and how everyone loved him and 0:21:09.200 --> 0:21:11.480 then they hated him, and then it was like constantly 0:21:11.520 --> 0:21:15.159 back and forth everyone hated Victoria and then where they 0:21:15.200 --> 0:21:16.639 are now, And honestly, I want them to do a 0:21:16.680 --> 0:21:19.360 season two and cover the Miami team in their life now. 0:21:19.400 --> 0:21:22.199 But super interesting because you look at them as just 0:21:22.400 --> 0:21:24.639 this figure that everyone loved for so long, but they 0:21:24.680 --> 0:21:27.040 went through so much public scrutiny for years and years 0:21:27.080 --> 0:21:28.200 and years. 0:21:29.400 --> 0:21:32.600 I know so little about David Beckham. It's embarrassing because 0:21:32.600 --> 0:21:36.480 when you were talking about the documentary, I thought to myself, well, 0:21:36.640 --> 0:21:41.000 I know he's a very talented soccer player. I have 0:21:41.040 --> 0:21:43.240 no idea how old he is. I have no idea 0:21:43.280 --> 0:21:45.720 what team he played for. I know that he came 0:21:45.800 --> 0:21:48.600 to the States and played for. 0:21:51.160 --> 0:21:51.840 LA Galaxy. 0:21:52.760 --> 0:21:55.679 Yeah, the La Galaxy in the league. I have no 0:21:55.760 --> 0:21:57.600 idea what the name of it is. The Hell's the 0:21:57.640 --> 0:22:01.280 name of the Professional Soccer League MLS MS. Yeah, that 0:22:01.280 --> 0:22:03.640 hells the matter with me. And I know that he's 0:22:03.640 --> 0:22:09.760 married to twice. That's all I really know. Yeah, there's 0:22:09.760 --> 0:22:10.520 such a power couple. 0:22:10.560 --> 0:22:13.200 I thought on the show for you and Ashley to watch, 0:22:13.200 --> 0:22:15.480 but maybe she's already watched it. It's it's very good, 0:22:16.080 --> 0:22:18.000 but it probably has What do you want to talk 0:22:18.040 --> 0:22:18.480 about to you? 0:22:18.480 --> 0:22:21.480 Thank you? Let's talk about I want to talk about 0:22:22.560 --> 0:22:24.760 HBLP sprayers because I've been having an issue with my 0:22:24.880 --> 0:22:27.160 hbop S prayer for the past for the past. 0:22:27.720 --> 0:22:30.560 Our listeners have probably watched the backup documentary, so don't be. 0:22:30.800 --> 0:22:32.439 Listeners are probably trying to paint a room in their 0:22:32.440 --> 0:22:34.320 house and they're having issues with their hblps. 0:22:34.680 --> 0:22:36.320 I have something I want to talk about. Yeah that 0:22:36.400 --> 0:22:39.520 I want to ask you guys if you've heard because 0:22:39.680 --> 0:22:41.879 I feel like this is not a big topic, but 0:22:42.040 --> 0:22:44.560 I read the headline and I have no idea why 0:22:44.640 --> 0:22:46.240 more people are not talking about this. 0:22:46.440 --> 0:22:50.120 Will Smith and Jada Pinkett Smith. Yeah, yeah, I knew 0:22:50.119 --> 0:22:51.320 you were going to bring it up. I just saw 0:22:51.320 --> 0:22:53.680 this this morning. Was my coffee too. 0:22:54.160 --> 0:22:57.440 So she said they've been separated since twenty sixteen. 0:22:57.600 --> 0:23:00.560 Yeah, they've been separated for seven years, which means that 0:23:00.640 --> 0:23:04.399 Jada Pinkett Smith's infidelity wasn't actually in fidelity because she 0:23:04.480 --> 0:23:07.560 was on a separation with her husband, and that also 0:23:07.600 --> 0:23:10.840 puts more scrutiny under the keep my wife's name at 0:23:10.880 --> 0:23:13.760 your mouth because they were separated, but they were still 0:23:13.760 --> 0:23:15.560 sitting together. But I don't know. 0:23:15.840 --> 0:23:18.359 Wait, so why didn't they come forward sooner when she 0:23:18.440 --> 0:23:22.000 was under scrutiny for having that young guy that she 0:23:22.119 --> 0:23:23.240 was allegedly sleeping with. 0:23:24.880 --> 0:23:27.800 No idea? And didn't she reveal that it was an 0:23:27.840 --> 0:23:29.120 affair because wasn't. 0:23:29.280 --> 0:23:31.960 The word she used on a round table or whatever 0:23:31.960 --> 0:23:32.400 it's called. 0:23:32.920 --> 0:23:35.000 Yeah, it was a roundtable, and she used a particular 0:23:35.040 --> 0:23:37.320 world word that I felt like went viral that I 0:23:37.320 --> 0:23:38.560 can't think of all the top of my head. 0:23:38.720 --> 0:23:41.439 It was, Oh, let's remember what this is because it 0:23:41.480 --> 0:23:44.760 was pretty funny. She called it like a like a 0:23:45.000 --> 0:23:48.600 not like a situation in entanglement, And that's right, that's right. 0:23:48.640 --> 0:23:50.919 Why would you not admit back then saying Will and 0:23:50.960 --> 0:23:55.280 I have not been together. We've been separated since twenty sixteen, 0:23:55.640 --> 0:23:58.560 So this is not an entanglement, This is not an affair, 0:23:58.680 --> 0:24:01.880 This is us exploded? Other options like what the hell's 0:24:01.920 --> 0:24:02.280 going on? 0:24:02.800 --> 0:24:03.000 Yeah? 0:24:03.000 --> 0:24:04.200 I don't believe this for one second. 0:24:04.720 --> 0:24:06.560 Do you think something bigger is about to come out? 0:24:06.600 --> 0:24:09.199 Like a big affair or something like, and they're just 0:24:09.240 --> 0:24:10.000 trying to get ahead of it. 0:24:11.119 --> 0:24:14.800 I think they're aliens and they have no idea how 0:24:14.840 --> 0:24:18.399 to relate to human beings, and they have no idea 0:24:18.440 --> 0:24:21.840 how to talk, and so they're just saying things. That's 0:24:21.880 --> 0:24:24.359 what I think. It's so good about aliens these days. 0:24:24.440 --> 0:24:26.719 It's so crazy to see the fall from grace as 0:24:26.800 --> 0:24:29.680 so many of our favorite childhood actors are having not 0:24:29.720 --> 0:24:33.840 just actors, but like well known people well like Elon 0:24:33.960 --> 0:24:36.160 Musk has gone off the deep end, hasn't He always 0:24:36.160 --> 0:24:38.720 been a little yeah, but it's gotten worse and worse. 0:24:39.600 --> 0:24:42.399 Mark Zuckerberg is kind of coming back to being a 0:24:42.440 --> 0:24:44.600 human again, but they're like, you know, he created Facebook 0:24:44.640 --> 0:24:46.920 and we As a younger man, I was like, Wow, 0:24:46.920 --> 0:24:48.480 that's amazing. But now I see him, I'm like, oh, 0:24:48.520 --> 0:24:51.680 you're kind of a weirdo. I'm sure there's so many 0:24:51.680 --> 0:24:52.680 other actors. 0:24:52.280 --> 0:24:55.960 But you just mentioned tech people, not even actors, because. 0:24:55.760 --> 0:24:57.240 I'm put on the spot and I can't think of 0:24:57.280 --> 0:25:01.000 anyone else. Is the obvious obvious one. I just feel 0:25:01.000 --> 0:25:02.919 like the longer you're in the limelight, like someone like 0:25:02.960 --> 0:25:06.600 Will Smith and Jada Pinkett, Smith it's so hard to 0:25:06.680 --> 0:25:09.919 maintain a good image of yourself, and it's only gonna 0:25:10.160 --> 0:25:12.240 get worse as time goes on. It's like from Batman 0:25:12.280 --> 0:25:14.160 when he says, you either die the hero or live 0:25:14.240 --> 0:25:16.480 long enough to see yourself become the villain. And I 0:25:16.480 --> 0:25:18.520 think Will and Jada are kind of seeing themselves become 0:25:18.560 --> 0:25:19.400 the villains right now. 0:25:19.560 --> 0:25:31.000 Yeah. 0:25:31.680 --> 0:25:34.080 Someone was just talking about this with Taylor Swift. She's like, 0:25:34.119 --> 0:25:36.600 I'm so worried for her because people just love her 0:25:36.600 --> 0:25:39.400 so much. We saw this with Drew Barrymore. Everyone was obsesding. 0:25:40.400 --> 0:25:41.760 Oh yeah, Drew Barrymore. 0:25:41.960 --> 0:25:44.320 Drew Barrymore, every very loved her. And then you know, 0:25:44.440 --> 0:25:47.240 she was like, all right, this strike's kind of been 0:25:47.240 --> 0:25:48.880 going on long enough time to get back to work 0:25:48.920 --> 0:25:52.400 and people were super upset with her and there Yeah, 0:25:52.600 --> 0:25:54.440 there were like two more recently where it's like you 0:25:54.480 --> 0:25:56.719 fly too close to the sun and then you know 0:25:56.840 --> 0:25:57.640 everyone hates you. 0:25:57.800 --> 0:26:00.720 Icarous, you never know, Chris, Chris flew too close to 0:26:00.760 --> 0:26:03.040 the sun. It's crazy, and it's going to happen to us. 0:26:03.119 --> 0:26:06.359 It probably has happened to us. It's definitely happened to me, 0:26:07.640 --> 0:26:11.040 but maybe not. But I do feel like the longer 0:26:11.080 --> 0:26:13.639 you have a microscope on you, the more likely you 0:26:13.680 --> 0:26:15.919 are to make a mistake that everyone is going to 0:26:16.040 --> 0:26:17.120 absolutely hate you. 0:26:17.040 --> 0:26:19.240 Know, for sure, for sure. 0:26:19.240 --> 0:26:21.480 And Taylor Swift is a prime example of that. She's 0:26:21.480 --> 0:26:24.000 still beloved, but it's like. 0:26:24.000 --> 0:26:26.000 One wrong move, one little tiny move. 0:26:26.200 --> 0:26:28.600 You really have to be an incredibly good person to 0:26:28.680 --> 0:26:31.119 be under the microscope that Taylor Swift is and not 0:26:31.200 --> 0:26:32.560 have a scandal come out about you. 0:26:32.760 --> 0:26:34.440 But I think she is that good of a person. 0:26:34.480 --> 0:26:36.919 She's letting Sophie Turner stay in her home in New 0:26:37.000 --> 0:26:39.880 York while Sophie's fighting for custody of her kids. 0:26:40.119 --> 0:26:41.960 Why does that automatically make her nice? 0:26:42.480 --> 0:26:43.600 Yus, that's a nice thing to do. 0:26:45.160 --> 0:26:46.080 Sophie's in the wrong. 0:26:46.640 --> 0:26:48.240 Sophie's not in the wrong. There's no way. 0:26:48.280 --> 0:26:51.960 Well, of course it's okay. That doesn't automatically make Taylor 0:26:51.960 --> 0:26:54.840 a nice person. One, she's probably got six houses. Two. 0:26:54.960 --> 0:26:56.960 She's a friend, and if any of our friends were 0:26:56.960 --> 0:26:59.239 going through something, we would immediately tell them to come 0:26:59.240 --> 0:27:04.439 stay with us. Isn't the thing she's She's getting the 0:27:04.440 --> 0:27:05.399 bad side of that story. 0:27:05.480 --> 0:27:07.920 No, no, no, Now, it flipped. She was in the beginning, 0:27:07.920 --> 0:27:09.720 It flipped and There's been a lot that has come 0:27:09.760 --> 0:27:12.600 out on DUMI, which is all like not credible because 0:27:12.920 --> 0:27:16.320 you know, it's all anonymous sources coming in, but a 0:27:16.359 --> 0:27:19.199 lot of you know, suspecting things that are not in 0:27:19.240 --> 0:27:23.600 Joe's favor, and it definitely flipped. And it honestly, even 0:27:23.600 --> 0:27:25.120 in the beginning when it was kind of looking bad 0:27:25.119 --> 0:27:28.320 for Sophie, people were still siding with her because they're like, 0:27:28.320 --> 0:27:30.480 why is it only stuff coming out from Joe's camp 0:27:30.520 --> 0:27:33.520 constantly and not a word from her, so it I 0:27:33.520 --> 0:27:36.720 don't think anyone's really ever been team Joe. 0:27:36.920 --> 0:27:39.240 Yeah. The only thing I saw on that not the 0:27:39.280 --> 0:27:40.800 only thing. I saw a few things, but one of 0:27:40.880 --> 0:27:43.200 the things that stuck out to me was Joe was 0:27:43.240 --> 0:27:45.520 at like a concert or something and he was on 0:27:45.720 --> 0:27:48.800 stage and he was like thanking people for the support 0:27:48.840 --> 0:27:51.840 of him. Yeah, you're the break, which just seems so weird. 0:27:52.040 --> 0:27:53.920 Thank you for the sport, and don't believe anything unless 0:27:53.960 --> 0:27:55.199 it came out of my mouth, but we're like, this 0:27:55.280 --> 0:27:56.119 came from your camp. 0:27:56.359 --> 0:27:58.920 Yeah, I don't know. That whole situation is weird. 0:27:59.080 --> 0:28:01.120 And it seemed like everything was civil and now they 0:28:01.200 --> 0:28:03.800 just hadn't. They were in a hearing for eight hours 0:28:03.800 --> 0:28:05.720 Sophie left, and then Joe is in it for two 0:28:05.720 --> 0:28:08.800 more so ten hours for getting custody of their kids. 0:28:09.000 --> 0:28:11.560 Yeah, I don't really know enough about that situation. They 0:28:11.600 --> 0:28:13.960 really have an opinion of it, but it is interesting. 0:28:14.400 --> 0:28:16.119 But I'm going to be team Joe, just to be 0:28:16.640 --> 0:28:18.760 just to be the contrarian nice. I don't know. 0:28:18.800 --> 0:28:20.360 The things that I've read and the things that i've 0:28:20.400 --> 0:28:22.760 heard do not are not flat always. 0:28:22.840 --> 0:28:25.000 Because here's the thing, it also seems a little I 0:28:25.200 --> 0:28:28.680 again speaking from an outsider, I don't know, Like I've 0:28:28.720 --> 0:28:32.600 seen pictures of Taylor walking to dinner with Sophie, Sophie 0:28:32.640 --> 0:28:37.000 Turner and they have like I gotta be honest, everything 0:28:37.040 --> 0:28:39.360 seems so contrived right now. I don't know what to 0:28:39.360 --> 0:28:41.280 believe and what not to believe. This whole Travis Kelsey 0:28:41.280 --> 0:28:45.320 and Taylor Swift thing Taylor and like Sophia Turner and 0:28:45.360 --> 0:28:47.320 then she's trying to get full custody to move to 0:28:47.360 --> 0:28:49.920 England with her kids, and then there's all this stuff 0:28:49.920 --> 0:28:51.720 coming out about Joe, which I don't know but obviously 0:28:51.720 --> 0:28:53.880 you're telling me. And then it's like, I don't know. 0:28:53.920 --> 0:28:57.720 The whole thing just stinks celebrity left style. 0:28:58.640 --> 0:29:02.080 Yeah, it's always interesting when there's such a big breakup 0:29:02.400 --> 0:29:07.120 in the celebrity world and you only hear from one person, 0:29:07.440 --> 0:29:10.720 not necessarily from directly Joe, but like when Joe's camp, 0:29:10.760 --> 0:29:12.960 as you put it, is the only one making comments 0:29:13.000 --> 0:29:15.960 and saying things about it, It's like, why are you 0:29:15.960 --> 0:29:18.360 guys trying to define the narrative so much? 0:29:18.560 --> 0:29:21.160 Yeah, and this one's like the most public we've seen 0:29:21.400 --> 0:29:23.240 in a very long time, you know what. They try 0:29:23.280 --> 0:29:26.880 to make it civil and ouns rocky. But Jennifer Garner 0:29:26.880 --> 0:29:30.360 and Ben Affleck we're seeing hugging. So there's hope for exes. 0:29:30.960 --> 0:29:31.920 I thought Ben Affleck was. 0:29:33.600 --> 0:29:34.760 Because they're on good terms. 0:29:34.840 --> 0:29:36.760 Yeah, No, that's what I'm saying. There's hope for exes. 0:29:37.240 --> 0:29:39.680 Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, because Ben's the. 0:29:39.640 --> 0:29:41.920 Man, Jennifer is the woman. 0:29:43.040 --> 0:29:46.680 Jennifer a well, which Jennefer statements can be true at 0:29:46.680 --> 0:29:48.040 the same time, you, guys. 0:29:49.600 --> 0:29:52.240 Jennifer Garner is awesome. I do love j Jennifer Garner. 0:29:52.320 --> 0:29:55.280 I also love Ben because he's just wait. 0:29:55.400 --> 0:29:59.680 Ben Affleck dated Jennifer Garner, married Mary Jennifer Hits together 0:30:00.040 --> 0:30:03.240 from thirteen going on thirty. Yeah, they were married with kids, 0:30:03.560 --> 0:30:06.480 and then they broke up. I thought Ben's only ever 0:30:06.520 --> 0:30:09.040 been with Jayla, what this is new? 0:30:09.200 --> 0:30:11.000 And then on a day army they were like together 0:30:11.000 --> 0:30:14.280 forever ago Mary Jennifer, and then came back to other Jennifer. 0:30:14.480 --> 0:30:17.600 I cannot imagine Ben Affleck with Jennifer Garner because Jennifer 0:30:17.600 --> 0:30:21.840 Garner seems like such a warmer, great person, and Ben, 0:30:22.040 --> 0:30:24.080 to his credit, also seems that way, but in a 0:30:24.120 --> 0:30:27.560 completely different manner, like he's like Northeastern warm, where he's 0:30:27.600 --> 0:30:31.959 like Jared affectually puts it like sipping his coffee, smoking 0:30:31.960 --> 0:30:33.760 down a cigarette, tells you to cough, but you know 0:30:33.800 --> 0:30:35.880 he like says it with his heart, and you're like, 0:30:36.480 --> 0:30:37.160 it's endearing. 0:30:37.360 --> 0:30:40.080 Yeah, see, it's endearing because it's so him. You know, 0:30:40.120 --> 0:30:42.800 it's not he's not like I don't think he's a dick. 0:30:42.960 --> 0:30:46.200 I think he just he's like that old man who's 0:30:46.240 --> 0:30:48.520 just like, get off my lawn place, like, please leave 0:30:48.560 --> 0:30:50.720 me alone. Even though he's one of the biggest names. 0:30:50.520 --> 0:30:52.520 And I'm sure they're both good people. They just I 0:30:52.520 --> 0:30:56.320 can't believe they have kids together. That's crazy for you. 0:30:56.400 --> 0:31:00.560 For a few years, yeah, a few like fifteen, Yeah, for. 0:31:00.440 --> 0:31:05.040 Many years, prison. It all comes back to prison. 0:31:05.160 --> 0:31:07.000 Yeah, I like, I love how I walked into the conversation. 0:31:07.000 --> 0:31:08.400 Indean said that he wants to be a cop because 0:31:08.400 --> 0:31:10.040 he can relate to the criminals more. 0:31:10.240 --> 0:31:12.040 That's not why I want to be a cop. 0:31:12.240 --> 0:31:14.080 I exactly why. 0:31:14.360 --> 0:31:15.880 I want to be a cop because I want to 0:31:16.000 --> 0:31:19.200 I want to help people instead of find them and 0:31:19.480 --> 0:31:22.280 give them speeding tickets and those types of things. 0:31:22.280 --> 0:31:25.200 I gotta say. I got pulled over probably two or 0:31:25.200 --> 0:31:28.080 three months ago, and the cop was so nice. He 0:31:28.240 --> 0:31:30.000 was like, you know, just get out of my town 0:31:30.000 --> 0:31:31.360 and you can go as fast as you want. And 0:31:31.400 --> 0:31:32.360 I could see you being that. 0:31:32.320 --> 0:31:34.800 Guy out of my town. That doesn't sound nice. 0:31:34.880 --> 0:31:36.480 No, he was nice because he was like, you just 0:31:36.560 --> 0:31:39.120 have to take this right. You're almost there. Take a right, 0:31:39.160 --> 0:31:40.320 and I don't care how fast you go. 0:31:40.800 --> 0:31:42.080 And did he give you a ticket? 0:31:42.240 --> 0:31:45.880 No? Yeah, because I pulled over into a parking lot 0:31:45.960 --> 0:31:47.560 versus on the side of the road he had just 0:31:47.560 --> 0:31:50.080 pulled someone over. What happened is this guy cut me 0:31:50.160 --> 0:31:51.920 off to avoid him, even though he was never going 0:31:52.000 --> 0:31:53.600 to hit him, and so I was like, what the heck? 0:31:53.640 --> 0:31:55.760 And so I go around this guy and the cop 0:31:55.800 --> 0:31:57.960 flashes because he had just pulled someone over and he's like, hey, 0:31:58.000 --> 0:32:00.000 that guy did that because he's trying to avoid hitting me. 0:32:00.040 --> 0:32:02.440 And I was like, I'm so sorry. I was just confused. 0:32:02.600 --> 0:32:03.960 And he's like, well, you did me a favor by 0:32:03.960 --> 0:32:05.440 pulling into the parking lots. I'm going to do you 0:32:05.440 --> 0:32:07.320 a favor. Take a rite, get out of my town, 0:32:07.360 --> 0:32:08.400 and go as fast as you want. 0:32:08.520 --> 0:32:10.760 I So what I hate about that too is there's 0:32:10.840 --> 0:32:13.080 not like a blanket way to do that where you're 0:32:13.080 --> 0:32:15.560 getting pulled over, because I've done that before too, where 0:32:15.560 --> 0:32:18.440 I'm like blinkers on, waiting for a safe place to 0:32:18.520 --> 0:32:20.200 pull over, and then eventually pull over and the cops 0:32:20.240 --> 0:32:21.959 like what are you doing. You're supposed to pull over 0:32:22.000 --> 0:32:23.480 immediately the secondary. 0:32:23.000 --> 0:32:24.960 When you pulled on the left side of the frue. 0:32:25.080 --> 0:32:26.800 That was one of them. Yes, And I did exactly that, 0:32:26.840 --> 0:32:28.600 and he was like, why are you pulling over here? 0:32:28.640 --> 0:32:30.640 This is the worst place to pull over. I'm like, well, 0:32:30.920 --> 0:32:32.800 I don't know. I feel like I want you want 0:32:32.840 --> 0:32:34.680 probably want me over as quickly as I possibly can, 0:32:34.720 --> 0:32:36.200 so I'm not like running away from you or anything 0:32:36.200 --> 0:32:39.360 like that. And then there was one time where I 0:32:39.400 --> 0:32:40.880 did do that too, where I was like trying to 0:32:40.880 --> 0:32:42.640 find a safe spot, and then the cop came up 0:32:42.640 --> 0:32:43.640 to me and he's like, what are you doing? You 0:32:43.640 --> 0:32:46.320 have to pull over immediately, like how are we? How 0:32:46.400 --> 0:32:48.040 are we right? There's no lining. 0:32:48.120 --> 0:32:50.240 I got lucky with mine. I was just like shoot. 0:32:50.480 --> 0:32:52.160 And if I was a cop pulling someone over, I'd 0:32:52.160 --> 0:32:56.760 be like, thank you so much for pulling over, whether 0:32:57.040 --> 0:32:59.120 exactly whether it was early or late, I would just 0:32:59.120 --> 0:33:00.880 be grateful that you pulled over. And now we're having 0:33:00.880 --> 0:33:03.720 this conversation, and if you need help with something else, 0:33:03.760 --> 0:33:05.400 I'm happy to help you, because that's what I'm here for. 0:33:05.440 --> 0:33:08.040 I'm here to serve the public. God. That would be 0:33:08.080 --> 0:33:11.920 such a good cop. I really would be. I really 0:33:11.960 --> 0:33:15.440 really would be. Oh what what's that? 0:33:15.640 --> 0:33:17.480 I have a question? How's the Colorado house? 0:33:18.360 --> 0:33:20.400 It's not good, No, it's not bad. 0:33:21.080 --> 0:33:22.800 Okay, So we didn't get the house that we loved, 0:33:22.880 --> 0:33:26.000 but we found another house that is insane. It's four acres. 0:33:26.080 --> 0:33:28.040 We could have chickens, we could have bees, we could 0:33:28.080 --> 0:33:28.960 have everything we want. 0:33:29.520 --> 0:33:30.920 Yeah, it's the first thing I think of one buying 0:33:30.920 --> 0:33:32.600 a house. Got to get those chickens. 0:33:34.080 --> 0:33:36.560 And we put in our offer and it was a 0:33:36.600 --> 0:33:39.520 really good offer. It was at asking because there was 0:33:39.560 --> 0:33:42.400 one other offer that was lower, we think. And then 0:33:42.800 --> 0:33:45.719 we're supposed to hear back the next day and the 0:33:45.720 --> 0:33:50.760 owners or the reality realtor company that's facilitating everything said, 0:33:51.360 --> 0:33:53.120 there's been an issue. We're going to have to get 0:33:53.160 --> 0:33:55.360 legal involved. So we think that they're having to evict 0:33:55.480 --> 0:33:58.480 the current people and they're putting everything on hold. But 0:33:58.560 --> 0:33:59.720 it's a perfect. 0:33:59.280 --> 0:34:03.400 House, perfect house. I haven't really seen as much on 0:34:03.480 --> 0:34:04.959 this house as I have the other houses. 0:34:05.000 --> 0:34:07.800 But so these people will be evicted before you get 0:34:07.800 --> 0:34:08.160 the house. 0:34:08.920 --> 0:34:11.799 Yeah, so that they won't even accept our offer. They 0:34:11.800 --> 0:34:13.400 have to get them out and deal with the legal 0:34:13.440 --> 0:34:14.520 process of evicting them. 0:34:14.600 --> 0:34:14.920 Got it. 0:34:15.280 --> 0:34:18.600 Because you don't want a squatter because I've had friends 0:34:18.640 --> 0:34:22.359 who've bought houses with squatters and it is I mean 0:34:22.480 --> 0:34:25.400 it's years years. 0:34:25.120 --> 0:34:27.520 And they own the home. Oh no, so. 0:34:27.480 --> 0:34:29.279 They own OU's because there are certain laws that you 0:34:29.680 --> 0:34:34.000 can't just like kick someone out. It's crazy how much 0:34:36.680 --> 0:34:38.680 lack of power you really have, even if you own 0:34:38.719 --> 0:34:40.080 a house and you're trying to get a squatter out. 0:34:40.239 --> 0:34:43.640 So it's been easy. It is crazy. So just you know, 0:34:43.880 --> 0:34:44.560 food for thought. 0:34:44.920 --> 0:34:47.960 Yeah, well, they won't accept our offer, and we want 0:34:47.960 --> 0:34:49.640 to go see it. We'll see what happens. But we're 0:34:49.640 --> 0:34:51.560 going to fly out to Colorado next Monday. 0:34:52.360 --> 0:34:55.960 You haven't seen it. No, that's terrifying to put an 0:34:55.960 --> 0:34:56.520 offer in a house. 0:34:56.680 --> 0:34:58.560 You put in an offer, you have three days to 0:34:59.320 --> 0:35:02.359 wire the money, the down payment or whatever, and then 0:35:02.880 --> 0:35:05.840 you have thirty days to back out. That's in our contract. 0:35:06.080 --> 0:35:07.520 And it's like a two hour flight and a four 0:35:07.560 --> 0:35:11.120 hour drive, so it's not easy to get to Yeah. No, 0:35:11.520 --> 0:35:12.920 so we can't just like drive down the street and 0:35:12.960 --> 0:35:17.000 go check out this house. But yeah, we'll see. Keeping 0:35:17.000 --> 0:35:18.480 our fingers crossed, something pops up. 0:35:18.600 --> 0:35:20.480 Yeah, but there are we're going to see like five 0:35:20.640 --> 0:35:25.040 on Tuesday. Yeah, so hopefully one of those is the one. 0:35:24.719 --> 0:35:27.040 I haven't talked to you about this yet. I need 0:35:27.080 --> 0:35:29.360 to climb a mountain. Oh my gosh for an ad. 0:35:29.640 --> 0:35:30.760 So we're skipping Colorado. 0:35:30.760 --> 0:35:32.120 We're not going to skip it. I just need to 0:35:32.120 --> 0:35:34.319 figure out when I need to do it before we 0:35:34.400 --> 0:35:37.480 leave for Jackson on Wednesday. Okay, so I gotta have 0:35:37.520 --> 0:35:38.200 to go tomorrow. 0:35:38.520 --> 0:35:39.960 We'll figure it out off the podcast. 0:35:40.000 --> 0:35:45.040 Let's figure it out now. It's just it's not it's okay, 0:35:45.440 --> 0:35:46.120 it's just it's one. 0:35:46.200 --> 0:35:47.919 If it's actually for an ad Orf, vi'sus lying because 0:35:47.960 --> 0:35:49.000 he really wants to climb this mountain. 0:35:49.200 --> 0:35:51.520 I really don't. I really don't want to climb this 0:35:51.960 --> 0:35:54.640 really boring. It's not boring. It's like four and a 0:35:54.680 --> 0:35:57.040 half hour drive from here, and it's like the weather 0:35:57.120 --> 0:35:59.560 right now is obviously not great. It's getting into winter 0:35:59.719 --> 0:36:02.320 and it's can be cold, and the best weather. 0:36:02.160 --> 0:36:04.440 Day sounds like a lot of excuses to me. 0:36:04.800 --> 0:36:07.759 Yeah, no, kidding, what a baby, These are not excuses. 0:36:08.600 --> 0:36:10.560 I'm gonna do it the same, bro. You know what 0:36:10.719 --> 0:36:14.960 sounds like the best weather day is Monday. It's like 0:36:15.000 --> 0:36:16.320 a fifty five on Monday. 0:36:16.840 --> 0:36:17.479 Well, we can skip. 0:36:17.520 --> 0:36:21.480 We don't, but we fly out to Colorado on Monday 0:36:21.560 --> 0:36:23.840 unless we book like an eleven pm flight on Monday 0:36:23.920 --> 0:36:24.200 or something. 0:36:24.320 --> 0:36:25.560 We'll figure it out off the podcast. 0:36:25.920 --> 0:36:30.319 Okay, if you figure out a podcasts. But I wish 0:36:30.360 --> 0:36:32.640 you nothing but the best of luck climbing this boring mountain. 0:36:33.600 --> 0:36:35.520 I do want to say something before we sign off. 0:36:35.960 --> 0:36:36.760 Because. 0:36:37.960 --> 0:36:41.319 I have to piece so badly. Ashley and I are 0:36:41.360 --> 0:36:44.839 no longer about to attempt to try to have number two. 0:36:44.960 --> 0:36:46.879 We are in the process of trying. 0:36:46.800 --> 0:36:51.600 Nice wait yep, today was the wait wait wait, let 0:36:51.600 --> 0:36:52.440 me just get this straight. 0:36:52.800 --> 0:36:54.920 So yeah, I mean, it's just it's a big it's 0:36:54.920 --> 0:36:57.799 a big announcement. We're trying. We're in, like we have 0:36:57.880 --> 0:37:00.920 the ovulation schedule. This month was the month we're trying. 0:37:01.040 --> 0:37:03.600 So it's like happening. 0:37:03.880 --> 0:37:04.320 Gotcha. 0:37:04.840 --> 0:37:11.920 That's amazing, Cuckoo, it is amazing. It's terrifying and wonderful. 0:37:12.560 --> 0:37:15.680 I think we'll find out. You know, it's just a grind. 0:37:15.760 --> 0:37:20.279 It's just a grind. Baby. It's crazy to think that 0:37:20.600 --> 0:37:23.680 everything that has happened in our life, and obviously every 0:37:23.680 --> 0:37:26.319 parent goes through this, uh if you have multiple kids, 0:37:26.360 --> 0:37:28.280 everything that has happened in our life over the past 0:37:28.360 --> 0:37:30.440 year and a half. We're just gonna do it again. 0:37:31.000 --> 0:37:32.600 We're gonna do it again. 0:37:33.800 --> 0:37:35.840 Yeah, but everyone says it's easier the second time. 0:37:35.960 --> 0:37:37.240 From your lips of God's ears. 0:37:37.400 --> 0:37:40.200 I just like how he Jared goes. So we're not 0:37:40.440 --> 0:37:43.560 we're not thinking about trying anymore. We're trying. And it's 0:37:44.080 --> 0:37:46.680 you know, you're kind of you kind of were trying before, 0:37:46.800 --> 0:37:49.720 but you just didn't maybe qualify it as such. 0:37:50.400 --> 0:37:54.359 Bro. Once you know, I'm assuming you guys are gonna 0:37:54.360 --> 0:37:58.399 have kids. We're gonna try to have kids. You will 0:37:58.440 --> 0:38:03.799 realize that there is a big difference between sex and 0:38:04.960 --> 0:38:05.880 trying to have a baby. 0:38:05.960 --> 0:38:06.240 Sex. 0:38:06.520 --> 0:38:10.840 Yeah, because like the first day, of course, great, cool, 0:38:11.640 --> 0:38:14.359 and then you know you just got to do it 0:38:14.480 --> 0:38:19.080 four days in a row, and then you know there 0:38:19.120 --> 0:38:20.480 are certain times where you just need to get it 0:38:20.480 --> 0:38:22.759 over and then she's sitting on the bed and she 0:38:22.800 --> 0:38:26.080 has to keep her legs elevated for like fifteen minutes. Okay, 0:38:26.239 --> 0:38:27.000 So it's just. 0:38:27.440 --> 0:38:29.520 Okay, I didn't know. I didn't know any of this, 0:38:29.600 --> 0:38:32.000 so I was laughing out. I was laughing at you, 0:38:32.040 --> 0:38:34.399 and I was was coming from a place of misinformation. 0:38:35.000 --> 0:38:36.680 So okay, let's let's dive in on this. 0:38:36.800 --> 0:38:39.120 There's the schedules you have to follow, and there are 0:38:39.120 --> 0:38:41.839 certain days and times of the day, and so. 0:38:41.760 --> 0:38:44.080 I think we can all agree that the burden of 0:38:44.719 --> 0:38:47.480 the effort kind of falls on the woman in this situation. 0:38:47.600 --> 0:38:49.680 Like Jared just said, you keep your legs elevated for 0:38:49.719 --> 0:38:50.440 fifteen minutes. 0:38:50.280 --> 0:38:51.800 Out everything inside of you. 0:38:52.440 --> 0:38:57.640 Okay, that makes sense. I guess this is how selfish 0:38:57.640 --> 0:39:00.440 I am. I think when when the deed is done, 0:39:00.560 --> 0:39:02.840 then everything just like magically disappears. 0:39:02.880 --> 0:39:05.319 But no, well for me, it's over. Like the poor thing, 0:39:05.560 --> 0:39:07.319 poor Ashley has to you know, do her part. And 0:39:07.320 --> 0:39:10.799 then I'm like, all right, I'm gonna go downstairs. 0:39:11.680 --> 0:39:14.120 So okay, So can I ask you this? So Ashley 0:39:14.840 --> 0:39:17.160 is doing all these things in an effort to have 0:39:17.200 --> 0:39:20.800 a second child. What are you doing to improve the chances? 0:39:20.880 --> 0:39:22.480 Are you doing like key goals? Are you? 0:39:22.760 --> 0:39:29.400 I provide yourself very fun and positive twenty seven seconds 0:39:29.560 --> 0:39:34.759 of of you know, fun times, and then my job 0:39:34.840 --> 0:39:35.320 is done. 0:39:35.480 --> 0:39:38.120 I think that they're probably you should look into this, chaired, 0:39:38.560 --> 0:39:41.480 because I bet you if you were to like get 0:39:41.520 --> 0:39:45.200 yourself up to the point of climax on your own 0:39:45.640 --> 0:39:48.880 multiple times a day, but like not not reach that 0:39:48.960 --> 0:39:51.720 threshold and then come in with Ashley. 0:39:52.280 --> 0:39:53.800 You think it's gonna be like super sperm. 0:39:53.880 --> 0:40:01.160 It could be be super sperm, be super sperm. You 0:40:01.160 --> 0:40:03.279 could you know, like they're knocking on the door and 0:40:03.280 --> 0:40:05.399 then eventually, like those guys knocking the door have guys 0:40:05.480 --> 0:40:08.240 behind them pushing them into the door, and then eventually 0:40:08.280 --> 0:40:09.320 when the door open, it's. 0:40:09.160 --> 0:40:11.720 Gonna be like just like it's gonna be like a sprint, 0:40:11.760 --> 0:40:14.400 you know, when like you know, on your mark gets 0:40:14.400 --> 0:40:18.920 set go and then just yeah. 0:40:18.000 --> 0:40:20.960 You should. You should look into that because you know, 0:40:21.239 --> 0:40:24.680 obviously I think it's correct me if I'm wrong here, 0:40:24.680 --> 0:40:29.000 best case scenario is Ashley gets pregnant tomorrow, you know, 0:40:29.080 --> 0:40:31.279 like the sooner, the sooner the better, because you don't 0:40:31.280 --> 0:40:32.839 want to You don't want to have to deal with 0:40:32.840 --> 0:40:35.920 this stress for multiple months at a time. So I 0:40:35.960 --> 0:40:39.759 think that you should be edging yourself and doing some 0:40:39.800 --> 0:40:44.200 research to see if you can better prepare your swimmers 0:40:44.480 --> 0:40:46.440 to swim up the fallopian tube. 0:40:46.560 --> 0:40:48.000 I can't wait to see what you try. 0:40:50.440 --> 0:40:53.520 Let's see how many of our listeners knows what edging 0:40:53.760 --> 0:40:58.080 really means. But anyway that that should do it. 0:40:57.840 --> 0:41:01.240 It's just a thought. It's just a thought. You don't 0:41:01.239 --> 0:41:03.600 take it to heart. Just if you feel like doing 0:41:03.640 --> 0:41:05.759 research on your own outside of this podcast, please do. 0:41:06.239 --> 0:41:09.239 But that's awesome, congratulations, you know. Obviously wish you nothing 0:41:09.280 --> 0:41:11.880 but the best. I do recall back to when you 0:41:11.920 --> 0:41:14.879 and Ashley were trying to have Dawson, or trying to 0:41:14.920 --> 0:41:19.640 conceive Dawson, I suppose, and I do remember you making 0:41:20.600 --> 0:41:23.080 a statement about how a stark of a difference that 0:41:23.280 --> 0:41:27.279 sex was to like regular just fun sex. It's not 0:41:27.360 --> 0:41:27.960 the same thing. 0:41:28.680 --> 0:41:30.919 Well, I mean it's still fun, but you know once 0:41:30.960 --> 0:41:33.719 you get to like day three and four and you're like, dude, 0:41:33.760 --> 0:41:36.359 I'm just you know, I'm not the same spry man 0:41:36.480 --> 0:41:39.160 I was years ago. So and the same thing with Ashley. 0:41:39.160 --> 0:41:42.000 It's not like we're like I can't wait, you know, 0:41:42.120 --> 0:41:44.000 especially like we put dots in a bend. It's like, 0:41:44.200 --> 0:41:46.680 all right, like do we eat now or do we wait? 0:41:46.920 --> 0:41:50.120 You know, like I'm going to pass out on the 0:41:50.160 --> 0:41:52.680 couch if we don't do something in the next three minutes. 0:41:52.719 --> 0:41:55.160 So let's just you know, it's get going. 0:41:55.480 --> 0:41:57.960 Yeah, I've got at the point too where eating is. 0:41:58.920 --> 0:42:02.880 After I eat dinner, I'm like, yeah, I feel bloated 0:42:02.960 --> 0:42:04.600 and gross. I think that's a big part of it. 0:42:04.719 --> 0:42:06.360 Especially he'll give you a pizza or something. 0:42:06.440 --> 0:42:08.719 Yeah. I play my whole day around it. Now you 0:42:08.719 --> 0:42:11.000 can't have a big meals, gott to hydrate. 0:42:11.440 --> 0:42:13.760 Is there anything you guys can do at this stage 0:42:13.880 --> 0:42:17.240 to like up your I would imagine you want a girl. 0:42:17.520 --> 0:42:19.439 I would imagine that's kind of like if you had 0:42:19.480 --> 0:42:21.680 your your pickings, you would want to have it. 0:42:21.800 --> 0:42:23.960 That's an office episode where Dwight was like, you can 0:42:24.000 --> 0:42:24.719 make him a boy. 0:42:24.920 --> 0:42:28.800 Yeah, but I wonder if there are any like tricks 0:42:28.800 --> 0:42:30.759 of the trade, tricks that you could do to up 0:42:30.760 --> 0:42:33.600 the percentage of the likelihood of getting a girl, you know, 0:42:33.719 --> 0:42:36.600 like keep the keep the belly hot, like Dwight says 0:42:36.600 --> 0:42:39.080 in the office, keep the belly hot for two months on, 0:42:39.160 --> 0:42:44.960 three months off, two months on. I remember, I guess 0:42:45.000 --> 0:42:46.640 I can't remember exactly what it is, but I remember 0:42:46.640 --> 0:42:49.120 there being some some like old wives tales about that. 0:42:49.200 --> 0:42:50.200 But that's what they are. 0:42:51.120 --> 0:42:55.120 Wives tales. Yeah, but the wives obviously no better than 0:42:55.160 --> 0:42:55.600 the husband. 0:42:55.640 --> 0:42:57.640 No, it's fifty to fifty and then you just happen 0:42:57.760 --> 0:42:59.400 to get the gender you want. 0:42:59.520 --> 0:43:03.400 Almost fifty fifty almost to you, it's not fifty to fifty. 0:43:03.880 --> 0:43:06.000 Oh okay, I almost guarantee you it's not. 0:43:06.200 --> 0:43:07.520 Let's do some research and get back. 0:43:07.560 --> 0:43:09.839 Yeah, we'll do some research actually kind of that this 0:43:09.880 --> 0:43:12.839 is fifty to fifty or not. But what what would 0:43:12.840 --> 0:43:15.799 you if you had your your your brothers, which would 0:43:15.840 --> 0:43:16.160 you pick? 0:43:16.840 --> 0:43:17.160 Girl? 0:43:17.920 --> 0:43:18.960 Girl? Nice? 0:43:19.160 --> 0:43:20.840 I don't really care, but I would like to have 0:43:20.880 --> 0:43:23.399 a girl, especially for Ashley. I think it'd be cool 0:43:23.400 --> 0:43:25.960 for her to have an older brother. And uh, you know, 0:43:26.000 --> 0:43:28.279 I have a sister, so I think it'd be pretty cool. 0:43:28.320 --> 0:43:29.640 But if we have two boys, that could be a 0:43:29.680 --> 0:43:33.759 lot of fun too. That poor Ashley, Holy uh, that's 0:43:33.800 --> 0:43:34.839 a lot of testosterone. 0:43:35.239 --> 0:43:37.480 But I are going to go on the on the 0:43:37.520 --> 0:43:40.680 record here and say, should we take guesses? I guess 0:43:40.719 --> 0:43:43.080 we shouldn't even guess before anything is conceived, but I 0:43:43.160 --> 0:43:45.040 guess it's going to be a boy. 0:43:45.560 --> 0:43:45.880 Girl? 0:43:46.200 --> 0:43:49.040 Do you think a girl? I guarantee you boy. 0:43:49.520 --> 0:43:55.480 This makes me nervous because it just makes me feel 0:43:55.520 --> 0:43:58.880 like Dean. You know, even a blind squirrel finds it 0:43:58.880 --> 0:44:00.319 not every once in a while. And now that Dean 0:44:00.480 --> 0:44:02.480 is saying this, it's like this is the one time 0:44:02.520 --> 0:44:04.239 he's going to be right. This is the one damn 0:44:04.280 --> 0:44:05.080 time he's going to be right. 0:44:05.120 --> 0:44:06.879 Hey crap, Well, I don't want that burden, So I'm 0:44:06.880 --> 0:44:08.640 gonna say girl, because if you want girl. 0:44:09.239 --> 0:44:10.000 Don't change it out. 0:44:10.360 --> 0:44:11.920 If I want it to be girl, I don't want 0:44:11.920 --> 0:44:13.360 to be the guy. That's the reason for you to 0:44:13.400 --> 0:44:14.280 have another boy. 0:44:14.920 --> 0:44:17.319 Bro, I'm gonna blame you no matter what happens, So 0:44:17.440 --> 0:44:20.600 just accept your fate, all right, That's gonna do it. 0:44:20.600 --> 0:44:23.319 For this week's episode of Help we Suck at Being Newlyweds, 0:44:23.520 --> 0:44:25.520 once again. I'm so sorry for being late. It will 0:44:25.560 --> 0:44:28.839 never happen again. It probably will, but hopefully not anytime soon. 0:44:29.160 --> 0:44:30.719 J We love you so much. Thank you so much 0:44:30.719 --> 0:44:33.319 for listening to the podcast. You're amazing, and make sure 0:44:33.320 --> 0:44:35.200 you tune in next week. We're hopefully we suck just 0:44:35.200 --> 0:44:35.839 a little less. 0:44:35.880 --> 0:44:38.640 Thanks for listening. Follow us on Instagram at help we 0:44:38.680 --> 0:44:40.440 Suck at being Newlyweds. 0:44:40.080 --> 0:44:43.120 And email us at Newlyweds at iHeartRadio dot com. 0:44:43.200 --> 0:44:45.239 Make sure to write us a review and leave us 0:44:45.440 --> 0:44:46.280 five stars. 0:44:46.440 --> 0:44:47.319 We'll see you next time.