Speaker 1: Help We Suck At Being Newlywed?
Speaker 2: With Dean Aungler, Haylen Miller Keys, and Jared haven An
Speaker 2: iHeartRadio podcast.
Speaker 1: What is going on? Everybody? Welcome to an all new
Speaker 1: episode of Help We Suck At Being Newlyweds. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: be honest, I have not listened back to last week's episode,
Speaker 1: but I want to say when we got off that episode,
Speaker 1: I was proud of myself for not mumbling near the
Speaker 1: end of my sentences quite as much. But I'm sure
Speaker 1: I did it. I'm sure I did it a few times.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 2: I don't remember you doing it.
Speaker 1: I think you might need to be a little louder,
Speaker 1: oh okay, I think even a little louder than that, okay,
Speaker 1: because you speak too softly right right, right, and you
Speaker 1: don't fluctuate your you stay at a steady octavee.
Speaker 2: Are you saying I'm monotone?
Speaker 1: No, I'm just saying I go low and then I
Speaker 1: go hi, and then I go low, and then you mumble,
Speaker 1: and then I mumble. But you don't do that quite
Speaker 1: as much because you studied this in school, so that's
Speaker 1: not why. But it does help, I guess, So.
Speaker 2: I guess my bachelor's degree is serving me a little
Speaker 2: bit of purpose.
Speaker 1: I wish I could go back in time and re
Speaker 1: choose my major. What would you be not business? Nothing,
Speaker 1: nothing related to business, that's for sure. Yeah, because I
Speaker 1: hate business.
Speaker 2: Business sucks, It's just like it does. But as an entrepreneur,
Speaker 2: you should be good at running your own business.
Speaker 1: Well, I'm not an entrepreneur. As an aspiring entrepreneur aspire
Speaker 1: well yeah, I don't even know if I'm an aspiring
Speaker 1: entrepreneur as you as someone who wants their husband to
Speaker 1: be an entrepreneur.
Speaker 2: You entrepreneurial business.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, the business side. But I think again, like,
Speaker 1: I don't think that I know how to run a
Speaker 1: business any better than you know how to run a business. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and I took like six entrepreneurial classes in college.
Speaker 2: I'd say I know how to run a business more
Speaker 2: than you. Honestly.
Speaker 1: Sure that stings to hear, but you're probably not wrong.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: So you can be the CEO and I'll just be
Speaker 1: the minimum wage employee. Perfect Yeah, oh gosh, but yeah,
Speaker 1: I able to go back and change my major, probably
Speaker 1: something more on the creative side of things, like music
Speaker 1: or art or broadcast journalism.
Speaker 2: It was a great major. It is the most fun
Speaker 2: major for sure. I don't know, maybe fashion is the
Speaker 2: only other thing I would have gotten into, but gosh,
Speaker 2: it was so fun. I loved going to class every week.
Speaker 2: It was a class.
Speaker 1: I hated class. I hated having to worry about information
Speaker 1: systems and probabilities and business law was laying or already
Speaker 1: I'm telling you.
Speaker 2: Well, And with college, you start with all the boring classes,
Speaker 2: and then you get so excited your junior and senior
Speaker 2: year because it's all about what you want to do
Speaker 2: in your career path. And that's when I have the
Speaker 2: most fun. And I guess you never got to experience that.
Speaker 1: I had one class that I two classes that I loved.
Speaker 1: I freaking loved these classes. And they were like the
Speaker 1: early on general ed classes. And then one was kind
Speaker 1: of like a do this as like an elective sort
Speaker 1: of thing. One was philosophy. Loved philosophy, and the other
Speaker 1: one was art history. I loved art history, So why
Speaker 1: the heck was I a business manager?
Speaker 2: Wait, that's so funny. What about art history?
Speaker 1: I just find it so fascinating, Like I like art
Speaker 1: as it is. But then to go back into like
Speaker 1: the you know, fourteen through nineteen hundreds and see all
Speaker 1: of these amazing pieces of art and like who painted
Speaker 1: them and why they painted them, and the inspiration behind
Speaker 1: a lot of like the drama and the paintings and stuff.
Speaker 1: It was so interesting.
Speaker 2: Wow. Yeah, what if we meshed the two together and
Speaker 2: we open a an art studio in Aspen so we
Speaker 2: were running our own business, and then we get the
Speaker 2: art history aspect.
Speaker 1: This is what you.
Speaker 2: Don't like to do anything that you like for work?
Speaker 2: Is that what you're gonna say?
Speaker 1: That's not even close to what I was gonna say,
Speaker 1: But thank you for trying to guess say that. It's
Speaker 1: I mean, you're not wrong. I don't I don't not
Speaker 1: like that. I don't like how whenever I say something
Speaker 1: about what I enjoy or what I appreciate, you're always like,
Speaker 1: let's turn it into a business.
Speaker 2: Because and my grandpa was saying this to me the
Speaker 2: other day. He's, like Dina said before, if he loves something,
Speaker 2: he doesn't want to turn it into like a money
Speaker 2: making thing, a career because any things, he won't like
Speaker 2: it anymore. And he was like, I went to the
Speaker 2: FBI every single morning, so excited to be there. When
Speaker 2: you love what you do, you're not really working. So
Speaker 2: that's what I'm trying to get.
Speaker 1: You to do. I know, but it's just like, can
Speaker 1: I just have this moment of me talking about something
Speaker 1: I enjoy without you being like, let's start this.
Speaker 2: Well, that's how my brain works, you see my brain.
Speaker 1: Of course, it's my bit of brain. I fully get it.
Speaker 1: And when I say stop doing it, I don't necessarily
Speaker 1: mean stop doing it. I maybe just say be aware
Speaker 1: that you are doing it.
Speaker 2: I'll be aware. But it is going to one day
Speaker 2: spark the idea where you're like, yep, yeah.
Speaker 1: And I hope.
Speaker 2: I So this wasn't it.
Speaker 1: I thought that day was going to come a long
Speaker 1: time ago. When I quit my job after the Bachelorette,
Speaker 1: I was like, that day's going to come in a year,
Speaker 1: and it's been seven years ever since. Another thing that
Speaker 1: I I really have thought a lot about doing. Not
Speaker 1: a lot, but I've I thought it'd be cool to do.
Speaker 1: I kind of want to be a cop.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, you've said that before.
Speaker 1: I think it'd be cool. I think i'd be such
Speaker 1: an awesome cop.
Speaker 2: You should talk to our neighbor's husband. Yeah, sometimes she
Speaker 2: listens here.
Speaker 1: I think I think if I were to talk to
Speaker 1: a current cop about me wanting to be a cop,
Speaker 1: they would be It would just be such a contrast
Speaker 1: to what thee. The reason I want to be a
Speaker 1: cop is because I'm not a cop, and I'm not
Speaker 1: like other cops. I'm like a cool cop.
Speaker 2: Cool cop.
Speaker 1: But like, I do think i'd be a cool, fun cop.
Speaker 1: And yeah, you're putting your life in danger a lot
Speaker 1: of the time, depending on where you're living, especially, but like,
Speaker 1: I don't think I would ever give any traffic violations.
Speaker 1: I'd give warnings all the time. I'd get fired pretty quickly,
Speaker 1: probably because you know that.
Speaker 2: They make money based off of traffic violations.
Speaker 1: Right, Do I look like someone that cares about making money.
Speaker 2: There's more cops around at the end of the month
Speaker 2: because they have to meet a quota.
Speaker 1: I do know that.
Speaker 2: So when you don't meet the quota, you get fired.
Speaker 2: I don't know if that's true.
Speaker 1: I understand that, and I don't know if that's true either,
Speaker 1: but I have heard that same thing before. But I
Speaker 1: do think that I could be a cop. Like and
Speaker 1: this is kind of why I want to be a cop.
Speaker 1: When I was a kid and I was getting arrested
Speaker 1: all these times. The cops that I was dealing with
Speaker 1: left such bad impressions on me that it like made
Speaker 1: me go so anti authoritarian and like I hate I
Speaker 1: hate people in authority because of that. And if I
Speaker 1: was a cop and I was like helping these young
Speaker 1: people in these situations, I would reverse that and I
Speaker 1: would make it so that they could respect cops.
Speaker 2: I have a question, Yeah, you know how you got
Speaker 2: denied what is that international.
Speaker 1: Issa Global Global Untry?
Speaker 2: Yeah, do you think you get denied as a cop.
Speaker 1: It's a good question. I think I talked about this
Speaker 1: on this podcast. But I got denied global entry because
Speaker 1: of the arrests that I had when I was a teenager,
Speaker 1: which is so silly. They were all misdemeanors. I was
Speaker 1: nineteen the last time I got arrest and I've been
Speaker 1: Scotch free ever since. And you're you're right, maybe they would,
Speaker 1: but also maybe like it would help me as a
Speaker 1: cop level with the criminals because I could be like, oh, dude,
Speaker 1: I get it. I've been in your shoes before, I've
Speaker 1: been to prison, and trust me, trust me. We don't
Speaker 1: want to we don't want to take you to prison.
Speaker 1: You don't want to go there. I would be just
Speaker 1: I would just feel like i'd be really good.
Speaker 2: I think you'd be a great Aspen cop.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Aspen cop would be that'd be good. Hey, welcome
Speaker 1: to the podcast. Jared Habn.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I got held up at work, ironically, actually kind
Speaker 4: of ironic. What held me up was talking about how
Speaker 4: I need to spend less time here to start focusing
Speaker 4: on building sales and doing other things. And I was
Speaker 4: talking to an employee here about that and figuring out
Speaker 4: what I need to do at Audrey's to help promote
Speaker 4: its self sustainability, and of course I got the text.
Speaker 4: I'm like, oh my god, I'm late for my podcast.
Speaker 4: So I thought that kind of funny, joining with this
Speaker 4: riveting conversation about Dean becoming a cop, which is never
Speaker 4: going to happen. It's it's one of those things that
Speaker 4: it's funny to talk about because you just know it
Speaker 4: won't happen, and maybe it will now that I'm challenging
Speaker 4: Dean to become a cop.
Speaker 2: Chure, that's the way I get him to do something.
Speaker 4: I know for a fact Dean will not become a cop.
Speaker 1: It's I agree. I don't think I ever will if
Speaker 1: some if I was like met a share whatever, the
Speaker 1: top level guy in the cop places share, Sure, if
Speaker 1: he was like walking down the street and saw me,
Speaker 1: I was like, hey, hey, dude, you want to be
Speaker 1: a cop.
Speaker 2: We want to recruit you.
Speaker 1: Do you want to start tomorrow? I'd probably be like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I'll try it out for a couple of weeks and
Speaker 1: see if I like it. Probably wouldn't like it. I
Speaker 1: also really think i'd be a I've talked to you
Speaker 1: about this before, an elementary schools teacher. Yeah, oh, that'd
Speaker 1: be so much fun. But teachers are just so underappreciated.
Speaker 1: I don't know, underpaid, underpaid, but I'm underpaid as it
Speaker 1: is right now as well.
Speaker 4: You're underpaid right now?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Absolutely?
Speaker 4: Do you think your rate should be higher?
Speaker 1: I think I should be in making millions, But I
Speaker 1: don't even know if i'd want to make millions. Oh
Speaker 1: if if if someone was like, do you want to
Speaker 1: make ten million dollars a year? I would say yes, absolutely.
Speaker 1: I just don't think I'm the kind of guy to
Speaker 1: earn ten million dollars a year.
Speaker 4: Like, well, it really depends on what you're doing and
Speaker 4: how hard you're working.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's true, and if I if I feel like
Speaker 1: I've earned it, I think it's a big part of
Speaker 1: it too. We got there's these National Social Media Awards,
Speaker 1: which are probably a cruck of bs, right, just judging
Speaker 1: by the presentation of it all. I think it's like
Speaker 1: the second year they did it, they nominated Kaitlin and
Speaker 1: I for most Best Travel travel Influencer. Yeah, but it
Speaker 1: was like, it's not real and there's a couple other
Speaker 1: people nominated who like aren't traveling.
Speaker 2: People don't travel, what the heck?
Speaker 1: And then I was thinking about it. I was like, well,
Speaker 1: of these four people, we would win it. But I
Speaker 1: was like, I don't even want that award because I
Speaker 1: don't feel like I don't think.
Speaker 2: We would, like I don't know who's voting. I don't know.
Speaker 1: Well, I looked at the Four Pictures Awards. Our picture
Speaker 1: has the most likes on it. I think it's called
Speaker 1: the National Social Media Awards, which it's like one of
Speaker 1: those things where they're like, oh, we should maybe we
Speaker 1: should try and making an award show about this.
Speaker 2: But they did. What's the no I don't think so,
Speaker 2: what's the one that we met Kim Kardashian not the
Speaker 2: International Influencer Awards.
Speaker 1: I don't know, but I but that was like five
Speaker 1: years ago, and this is or four years ago, and
Speaker 1: this is the second annual National Social Media Awards. But
Speaker 1: my point, my point of all this is.
Speaker 2: To say NS National Social Media Awards.
Speaker 1: That's what I said all of this to say, is like,
Speaker 1: even if it was a bigger award show, more prestigious
Speaker 1: award show, and we won Best Travel Influencer, I would
Speaker 1: almost like not want to go and accept the award
Speaker 1: because I wouldn't feel like we are deserving of that award,
Speaker 1: just like I would not feel deserving of making ten
Speaker 1: million dollars year.
Speaker 2: You said we got the most like, we got fourteen likes.
Speaker 1: That's go look at the other nominees for that same category.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, and please read them aloud for the audience.
Speaker 2: The nominees, not.
Speaker 1: The nominees, but the number of likes. There's four of them.
Speaker 2: I believe, No, no, no, they're you know, it's okay.
Speaker 1: There's four different posts for four different nominees for each
Speaker 1: has fourteen likes. We're crushing it.
Speaker 4: The next one has hear you guys, nine likes.
Speaker 2: Five likes, four likes, five likes us and six.
Speaker 1: Likes, And so does that not mean we just won
Speaker 1: the award for National Social Media Travel Influencers. What else?
Speaker 1: It's the social media awards, that's all.
Speaker 4: That's the only currency baby.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's the currency of social media is likes.
Speaker 1: And if we have the most likes on an announcement
Speaker 1: of a nomination, we win that award.
Speaker 4: That is how I would assume this all goes down.
Speaker 4: I see Kelly Flannaget nominated.
Speaker 1: That's she travels.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, best travel influencers. She travels.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's that's why I'm saying I feel like not
Speaker 1: that specifically, Like Kelly is great and she does travel.
Speaker 1: But when I think of travel influencers, I think of
Speaker 1: like photographers and videographers.
Speaker 2: And people that I do think we're in a different sphere.
Speaker 2: I think there are people that just travel the world
Speaker 2: and post their offits. And I think what we think
Speaker 2: travel influencers are, and I think maybe what most people
Speaker 2: do is people that are professional photographers shooting for airlines,
Speaker 2: cruise lines.
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, so you guys have to consent to being
Speaker 4: nominated or are they just nominated you? Yeah, but it's
Speaker 4: Haley is nominated. Haley Kioki, you're an Influential Musician of
Speaker 4: the Year. Oh nice, Yo, time awards here. Let's find
Speaker 4: other people that we know. I don't know anybody.
Speaker 1: Well, he probably got nominated for best social Media Father
Speaker 1: of the Year.
Speaker 2: Oh, best social media dad.
Speaker 4: Well, best business influencer, mister best got nominated. That's a
Speaker 4: big one.
Speaker 2: Guarantee you he's not there, or if they say he's
Speaker 2: going to win, would you want to go to accept
Speaker 2: an award?
Speaker 1: That's what So this was my point is if we
Speaker 1: won and they're like, hey, we want you to come
Speaker 1: accept your award, I wouldn't. Oh. I don't want to
Speaker 1: accept an award for something that I don't feel worthy
Speaker 1: of accepting.
Speaker 2: Especially lately, I feel like we used to travel so much.
Speaker 2: We've been slacking a bit. Yeah, we just got married,
Speaker 2: we've been you know.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you guys are worthy of this award. All right.
Speaker 4: There are a lot of things you're not worthy of.
Speaker 4: This award is one that you are, I promise.
Speaker 1: I disagree because the people that I look up to
Speaker 1: in the social media sphere.
Speaker 2: Of travel nominated.
Speaker 1: Right are exactly They can't lot more talented.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and they're not nominated.
Speaker 1: And accepting that award, which is somebody that we're on
Speaker 1: this topic right now because this is so ridiculous. But
Speaker 1: me accepting that award is me saying I'm better than
Speaker 1: my peers. They're not even my peers, they're my superiors.
Speaker 4: No.
Speaker 2: But what I'm trying to say is this is a
Speaker 2: different sphere. This is the sphere that maybe we don't
Speaker 2: really want to be in. We want to be nominated
Speaker 2: with the photographers. We want to be nominated with those
Speaker 2: people we look up to.
Speaker 1: Sure, I see that makes sense, but we won't ever.
Speaker 2: But because we have ties to Bachelor is why we
Speaker 2: probably are put in.
Speaker 4: This sphere right well, duh, yeah, one hundred percent. But
Speaker 4: this is the wrong with that, there's a recognizing where
Speaker 4: you came from.
Speaker 1: How rude, How rude of you to us, Jared, Welcome
Speaker 1: to the podcast. Thanks for taking some time out of
Speaker 1: your busy day to join us anytime.
Speaker 4: Well, obviously not anytime, because you know there are certain times.
Speaker 4: But sorry, I was late once again, that was totally
Speaker 4: my fault, lost track of time. And again quite funny
Speaker 4: the conversation I was having about how I need to
Speaker 4: focus on other things and then here we are the
Speaker 4: other things I need to focus on I forgot about.
Speaker 4: Sorry for my tardiness, Uh, just catching up things in
Speaker 4: my life. Quickly filmed the Dallas first look. It was fun,
Speaker 4: it was great, it was tiring. I'm excited. It won't
Speaker 4: air till probably December or January, somewhere in that timeframe.
Speaker 2: That's click turner.
Speaker 4: But yeah, it's pretty quick. I mean it's only a
Speaker 4: half hour show, so in like twenty four minutes or
Speaker 4: whatever it is without commercials, and we did so much
Speaker 4: I don't know how they're going to edit it all down.
Speaker 4: The JFK stuff was pretty interesting, learning about his assassination,
Speaker 4: the quote unquote cover up or conspiracy if you believe it,
Speaker 4: which I kind of do, and then just did a
Speaker 4: lot of stuff in Texas. It was it was just
Speaker 4: fun and a really cool opportunity, and I hope more
Speaker 4: opportunities come from that. So the show is about Dallas.
Speaker 4: There's a travel show, so they're going to tune in
Speaker 4: and be like, oh, Dallas, what you know? What's up
Speaker 4: with Dallas? And obviously one of the biggest things is,
Speaker 4: you know the history of the JFK assassination. Dealey Plaza,
Speaker 4: the Grassy Knoll.
Speaker 1: What I'm saying people aren't tuning into that program to
Speaker 1: learn about that specifically.
Speaker 4: No, they'll tune into the program and then learn about
Speaker 4: it and be like, Oh, that's so fascinating, I need
Speaker 4: to learn more about it, and then go watch a
Speaker 4: JFK documentary.
Speaker 1: I think you should spin off a JFK podcast and
Speaker 1: just only talk about the JFK assassination on a podcas
Speaker 1: cast mini series.
Speaker 4: There has to be a podcast, make.
Speaker 1: Sure, sure. But I don't want to hear some random
Speaker 1: schmuck talk about the JFK assassination. I want to hear
Speaker 1: Jared Haben.
Speaker 4: And the magic bullet. Have you heard about this?
Speaker 1: Yeah, like curved or something.
Speaker 4: So it's just I cannot believe this was the official,
Speaker 4: you know, the official theory on how the bullet because
Speaker 4: he it goes Learvey Oswald shot three. There's three bullets
Speaker 4: that came from his gun. The first one he missed,
Speaker 4: and then the second and third one hit. The second
Speaker 4: one apparently went through. It caused seven wounds. It hit
Speaker 4: the back of JFK's neck, went through the front of
Speaker 4: his shoulder, hit the governor who is also in the car,
Speaker 4: in the wrist, went out of the front of his
Speaker 4: wrist into his thigh, and then it caused one more
Speaker 4: I can't remember, but it was crazy. And then the
Speaker 4: bullet fell out of his thigh and was found on
Speaker 4: the gurney that was taken to that the like when
Speaker 4: he got to the hospital and the government was placed
Speaker 4: on a gurney and the bullet was found on the gurney.
Speaker 4: Get this, no blood on it, pristine condition.
Speaker 2: I just googled JFK conspiracy theory podcasts and there's six
Speaker 2: that come up immediately. But this is JFK's brain is missing,
Speaker 2: It wasn't buried with his body. There's a lot, no idea,
Speaker 2: there's a lot going on here.
Speaker 4: There's so much going on. That was the other thing,
Speaker 4: like the car that was used, So the car that
Speaker 4: JFK was assassinated in, the Lincoln, And again, was this botched?
Speaker 4: Did they just mess up or were they intentionally try
Speaker 4: to cover something up? It was cleaned the next day.
Speaker 4: It was never taken into evidence. So they cleaned the car.
Speaker 4: They redid the car, painted it black, put a roof
Speaker 4: on it to make it look different because they didn't
Speaker 4: want people associating this car with the jfk assassination, and
Speaker 4: they put it back in circulation and it didn't and
Speaker 4: then there was about three more press and it's that
Speaker 4: rode into it in that exact car before it was
Speaker 4: finally like taken away and preserved in some national archives.
Speaker 1: Just knowing nothing off of this, like a president just
Speaker 1: doesn't get shot, and they're like, all right, yeah, they
Speaker 1: go to extreme certain you would do everything possible to
Speaker 1: learn why.
Speaker 2: I love hearing about this stuff. Yeah, but he doesn't
Speaker 2: love conspiracy theories, but I do.
Speaker 1: It's not that I don't love conspiracy theories. I just
Speaker 1: am It goes both aways. I'm naturally a skeptic, and
Speaker 1: so i question everything, which means I question the truth,
Speaker 1: which kind of does make me conspiracy theorist. But then
Speaker 1: I hear these conspiracy theories, but then I skeptically question
Speaker 1: those as well. And obviously, as we both know, the
Speaker 1: truth lies somewhere in the middle most likely of everything.
Speaker 1: So it's not that I hate conspiracy theories. I just
Speaker 1: think they're a contrarian.
Speaker 2: So you don't want to believe the truth, but you
Speaker 2: don't want to believe the conspiracy theory.
Speaker 1: Yeah that's fair, that's fair, But no, I'm not a contrarian.
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, that's the first time you do that
Speaker 2: every time, because yes, and I fall for it every time.
Speaker 4: I'm definitely a coutrarian, and I'm with Dean where I
Speaker 4: just I'm always somewhere in the middle where I don't
Speaker 4: believe a lot of the conspiracy, but I also don't
Speaker 4: believe the official story because it just feels fictional. Even
Speaker 4: within the US government, there's back and forth of did
Speaker 4: Oswald aclone? Did he not act colone? Was Oswald even
Speaker 4: involved in the assassination? Was he the Ponzi? Did they
Speaker 4: just put the blame on him? It's all because it's
Speaker 4: so also, you know what's crazy. That's one more thing,
Speaker 4: and then I'll shut up about this. Two days later,
Speaker 4: Lee Harvey Oswald is accused of assassinating the president. He's
Speaker 4: accused of killing a police officer outside the Texas Theater
Speaker 4: trying to escape. And then this guy Jack Ruby, who
Speaker 4: is a nightclub owner in Dallas, Texas, while Lee Harvey
Speaker 4: Oswald is being escorted from one police station to the other,
Speaker 4: he comes up and shoots him and kills Lee Harvey Oswald. So,
Speaker 4: two days after the assassination, Leearvey Oswald gets murdered while
Speaker 4: in custody, mind you, by this guy named Jack Ruby
Speaker 4: who said he did it out of a crime of passion,
Speaker 4: because he I don't know if they know the motive.
Speaker 1: So Lee Harvey Oswald gets murdered in prison. That's maybe I.
Speaker 2: Think we should do a spinoff, a conspiracy theory spinoff.
Speaker 1: That's Calen's nice way of saying, let's move on to
Speaker 1: a different spect.
Speaker 2: Also, I love conspiracy theories, Jared. I do want to
Speaker 2: ask you. I feel like this is a perfect blend,
Speaker 2: potentially for you and Ashley. Have you guys been watching
Speaker 2: the Beckham documentary?
Speaker 4: No, I've heard about this thing. What the hell is this?
Speaker 2: Has Ashley watched it?
Speaker 4: I have no idea.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, it's so good. I just finished It's
Speaker 2: it's just like a reprive of the nineties, And just
Speaker 2: so I can get down with that reprive, I don't know,
Speaker 2: is that there, don't I think so revival of the
Speaker 2: nineties reprive.
Speaker 1: I think you're trying to say reprieve and isn't.
Speaker 2: Really revival of the nineties. It's just like a nineties show?
Speaker 2: Is it?
Speaker 4: The story of how they got together.
Speaker 2: It's story of everything, how he started soccer, how he
Speaker 2: got drafted I don't know, plucked out when he was
Speaker 2: like sixteen years old, and how everyone loved him and
Speaker 2: then they hated him, and then it was like constantly
Speaker 2: back and forth everyone hated Victoria and then where they
Speaker 2: are now, And honestly, I want them to do a
Speaker 2: season two and cover the Miami team in their life now.
Speaker 2: But super interesting because you look at them as just
Speaker 2: this figure that everyone loved for so long, but they
Speaker 2: went through so much public scrutiny for years and years
Speaker 2: and years.
Speaker 4: I know so little about David Beckham. It's embarrassing because
Speaker 4: when you were talking about the documentary, I thought to myself, well,
Speaker 4: I know he's a very talented soccer player. I have
Speaker 4: no idea how old he is. I have no idea
Speaker 4: what team he played for. I know that he came
Speaker 4: to the States and played for.
Speaker 2: LA Galaxy.
Speaker 4: Yeah, the La Galaxy in the league. I have no
Speaker 4: idea what the name of it is. The Hell's the
Speaker 4: name of the Professional Soccer League MLS MS. Yeah, that
Speaker 4: hells the matter with me. And I know that he's
Speaker 4: married to twice. That's all I really know. Yeah, there's
Speaker 4: such a power couple.
Speaker 2: I thought on the show for you and Ashley to watch,
Speaker 2: but maybe she's already watched it. It's it's very good,
Speaker 2: but it probably has What do you want to talk
Speaker 2: about to you?
Speaker 1: Thank you? Let's talk about I want to talk about
Speaker 1: HBLP sprayers because I've been having an issue with my
Speaker 1: hbop S prayer for the past for the past.
Speaker 2: Our listeners have probably watched the backup documentary, so don't be.
Speaker 1: Listeners are probably trying to paint a room in their
Speaker 1: house and they're having issues with their hblps.
Speaker 4: I have something I want to talk about. Yeah that
Speaker 4: I want to ask you guys if you've heard because
Speaker 4: I feel like this is not a big topic, but
Speaker 4: I read the headline and I have no idea why
Speaker 4: more people are not talking about this.
Speaker 1: Will Smith and Jada Pinkett Smith. Yeah, yeah, I knew
Speaker 1: you were going to bring it up. I just saw
Speaker 1: this this morning. Was my coffee too.
Speaker 4: So she said they've been separated since twenty sixteen.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they've been separated for seven years, which means that
Speaker 1: Jada Pinkett Smith's infidelity wasn't actually in fidelity because she
Speaker 1: was on a separation with her husband, and that also
Speaker 1: puts more scrutiny under the keep my wife's name at
Speaker 1: your mouth because they were separated, but they were still
Speaker 1: sitting together. But I don't know.
Speaker 2: Wait, so why didn't they come forward sooner when she
Speaker 2: was under scrutiny for having that young guy that she
Speaker 2: was allegedly sleeping with.
Speaker 4: No idea? And didn't she reveal that it was an
Speaker 4: affair because wasn't.
Speaker 1: The word she used on a round table or whatever
Speaker 1: it's called.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it was a roundtable, and she used a particular
Speaker 4: world word that I felt like went viral that I
Speaker 4: can't think of all the top of my head.
Speaker 1: It was, Oh, let's remember what this is because it
Speaker 1: was pretty funny. She called it like a like a
Speaker 1: not like a situation in entanglement, And that's right, that's right.
Speaker 4: Why would you not admit back then saying Will and
Speaker 4: I have not been together. We've been separated since twenty sixteen,
Speaker 4: So this is not an entanglement, This is not an affair,
Speaker 4: This is us exploded? Other options like what the hell's
Speaker 4: going on?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 4: I don't believe this for one second.
Speaker 2: Do you think something bigger is about to come out?
Speaker 2: Like a big affair or something like, and they're just
Speaker 2: trying to get ahead of it.
Speaker 4: I think they're aliens and they have no idea how
Speaker 4: to relate to human beings, and they have no idea
Speaker 4: how to talk, and so they're just saying things. That's
Speaker 4: what I think. It's so good about aliens these days.
Speaker 1: It's so crazy to see the fall from grace as
Speaker 1: so many of our favorite childhood actors are having not
Speaker 1: just actors, but like well known people well like Elon
Speaker 1: Musk has gone off the deep end, hasn't He always
Speaker 1: been a little yeah, but it's gotten worse and worse.
Speaker 1: Mark Zuckerberg is kind of coming back to being a
Speaker 1: human again, but they're like, you know, he created Facebook
Speaker 1: and we As a younger man, I was like, Wow,
Speaker 1: that's amazing. But now I see him, I'm like, oh,
Speaker 1: you're kind of a weirdo. I'm sure there's so many
Speaker 1: other actors.
Speaker 2: But you just mentioned tech people, not even actors, because.
Speaker 1: I'm put on the spot and I can't think of
Speaker 1: anyone else. Is the obvious obvious one. I just feel
Speaker 1: like the longer you're in the limelight, like someone like
Speaker 1: Will Smith and Jada Pinkett, Smith it's so hard to
Speaker 1: maintain a good image of yourself, and it's only gonna
Speaker 1: get worse as time goes on. It's like from Batman
Speaker 1: when he says, you either die the hero or live
Speaker 1: long enough to see yourself become the villain. And I
Speaker 1: think Will and Jada are kind of seeing themselves become
Speaker 1: the villains right now.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Someone was just talking about this with Taylor Swift. She's like,
Speaker 2: I'm so worried for her because people just love her
Speaker 2: so much. We saw this with Drew Barrymore. Everyone was obsesding.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, Drew Barrymore.
Speaker 2: Drew Barrymore, every very loved her. And then you know,
Speaker 2: she was like, all right, this strike's kind of been
Speaker 2: going on long enough time to get back to work
Speaker 2: and people were super upset with her and there Yeah,
Speaker 2: there were like two more recently where it's like you
Speaker 2: fly too close to the sun and then you know
Speaker 2: everyone hates you.
Speaker 1: Icarous, you never know, Chris, Chris flew too close to
Speaker 1: the sun. It's crazy, and it's going to happen to us.
Speaker 1: It probably has happened to us. It's definitely happened to me,
Speaker 1: but maybe not. But I do feel like the longer
Speaker 1: you have a microscope on you, the more likely you
Speaker 1: are to make a mistake that everyone is going to
Speaker 1: absolutely hate you.
Speaker 2: Know, for sure, for sure.
Speaker 1: And Taylor Swift is a prime example of that. She's
Speaker 1: still beloved, but it's like.
Speaker 2: One wrong move, one little tiny move.
Speaker 1: You really have to be an incredibly good person to
Speaker 1: be under the microscope that Taylor Swift is and not
Speaker 1: have a scandal come out about you.
Speaker 2: But I think she is that good of a person.
Speaker 2: She's letting Sophie Turner stay in her home in New
Speaker 2: York while Sophie's fighting for custody of her kids.
Speaker 1: Why does that automatically make her nice?
Speaker 2: Yus, that's a nice thing to do.
Speaker 4: Sophie's in the wrong.
Speaker 2: Sophie's not in the wrong. There's no way.
Speaker 1: Well, of course it's okay. That doesn't automatically make Taylor
Speaker 1: a nice person. One, she's probably got six houses. Two.
Speaker 1: She's a friend, and if any of our friends were
Speaker 1: going through something, we would immediately tell them to come
Speaker 1: stay with us. Isn't the thing she's She's getting the
Speaker 1: bad side of that story.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, Now, it flipped. She was in the beginning,
Speaker 2: It flipped and There's been a lot that has come
Speaker 2: out on DUMI, which is all like not credible because
Speaker 2: you know, it's all anonymous sources coming in, but a
Speaker 2: lot of you know, suspecting things that are not in
Speaker 2: Joe's favor, and it definitely flipped. And it honestly, even
Speaker 2: in the beginning when it was kind of looking bad
Speaker 2: for Sophie, people were still siding with her because they're like,
Speaker 2: why is it only stuff coming out from Joe's camp
Speaker 2: constantly and not a word from her, so it I
Speaker 2: don't think anyone's really ever been team Joe.
Speaker 1: Yeah. The only thing I saw on that not the
Speaker 1: only thing. I saw a few things, but one of
Speaker 1: the things that stuck out to me was Joe was
Speaker 1: at like a concert or something and he was on
Speaker 1: stage and he was like thanking people for the support
Speaker 1: of him. Yeah, you're the break, which just seems so weird.
Speaker 2: Thank you for the sport, and don't believe anything unless
Speaker 2: it came out of my mouth, but we're like, this
Speaker 2: came from your camp.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know. That whole situation is weird.
Speaker 2: And it seemed like everything was civil and now they
Speaker 2: just hadn't. They were in a hearing for eight hours
Speaker 2: Sophie left, and then Joe is in it for two
Speaker 2: more so ten hours for getting custody of their kids.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't really know enough about that situation. They
Speaker 1: really have an opinion of it, but it is interesting.
Speaker 1: But I'm going to be team Joe, just to be
Speaker 1: just to be the contrarian nice. I don't know.
Speaker 2: The things that I've read and the things that i've
Speaker 2: heard do not are not flat always.
Speaker 4: Because here's the thing, it also seems a little I
Speaker 4: again speaking from an outsider, I don't know, Like I've
Speaker 4: seen pictures of Taylor walking to dinner with Sophie, Sophie
Speaker 4: Turner and they have like I gotta be honest, everything
Speaker 4: seems so contrived right now. I don't know what to
Speaker 4: believe and what not to believe. This whole Travis Kelsey
Speaker 4: and Taylor Swift thing Taylor and like Sophia Turner and
Speaker 4: then she's trying to get full custody to move to
Speaker 4: England with her kids, and then there's all this stuff
Speaker 4: coming out about Joe, which I don't know but obviously
Speaker 4: you're telling me. And then it's like, I don't know.
Speaker 4: The whole thing just stinks celebrity left style.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's always interesting when there's such a big breakup
Speaker 1: in the celebrity world and you only hear from one person,
Speaker 1: not necessarily from directly Joe, but like when Joe's camp,
Speaker 1: as you put it, is the only one making comments
Speaker 1: and saying things about it, It's like, why are you
Speaker 1: guys trying to define the narrative so much?
Speaker 2: Yeah, and this one's like the most public we've seen
Speaker 2: in a very long time, you know what. They try
Speaker 2: to make it civil and ouns rocky. But Jennifer Garner
Speaker 2: and Ben Affleck we're seeing hugging. So there's hope for exes.
Speaker 1: I thought Ben Affleck was.
Speaker 4: Because they're on good terms.
Speaker 2: Yeah, No, that's what I'm saying. There's hope for exes.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, because Ben's the.
Speaker 2: Man, Jennifer is the woman.
Speaker 1: Jennifer a well, which Jennefer statements can be true at
Speaker 1: the same time, you, guys.
Speaker 4: Jennifer Garner is awesome. I do love j Jennifer Garner.
Speaker 4: I also love Ben because he's just wait.
Speaker 1: Ben Affleck dated Jennifer Garner, married Mary Jennifer Hits together
Speaker 1: from thirteen going on thirty. Yeah, they were married with kids,
Speaker 1: and then they broke up. I thought Ben's only ever
Speaker 1: been with Jayla, what this is new?
Speaker 2: And then on a day army they were like together
Speaker 2: forever ago Mary Jennifer, and then came back to other Jennifer.
Speaker 1: I cannot imagine Ben Affleck with Jennifer Garner because Jennifer
Speaker 1: Garner seems like such a warmer, great person, and Ben,
Speaker 1: to his credit, also seems that way, but in a
Speaker 1: completely different manner, like he's like Northeastern warm, where he's
Speaker 1: like Jared affectually puts it like sipping his coffee, smoking
Speaker 1: down a cigarette, tells you to cough, but you know
Speaker 1: he like says it with his heart, and you're like,
Speaker 1: it's endearing.
Speaker 4: Yeah, see, it's endearing because it's so him. You know,
Speaker 4: it's not he's not like I don't think he's a dick.
Speaker 4: I think he just he's like that old man who's
Speaker 4: just like, get off my lawn place, like, please leave
Speaker 4: me alone. Even though he's one of the biggest names.
Speaker 1: And I'm sure they're both good people. They just I
Speaker 1: can't believe they have kids together. That's crazy for you.
Speaker 4: For a few years, yeah, a few like fifteen, Yeah, for.
Speaker 2: Many years, prison. It all comes back to prison.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I like, I love how I walked into the conversation.
Speaker 4: Indean said that he wants to be a cop because
Speaker 4: he can relate to the criminals more.
Speaker 1: That's not why I want to be a cop.
Speaker 4: I exactly why.
Speaker 1: I want to be a cop because I want to
Speaker 1: I want to help people instead of find them and
Speaker 1: give them speeding tickets and those types of things.
Speaker 2: I gotta say. I got pulled over probably two or
Speaker 2: three months ago, and the cop was so nice. He
Speaker 2: was like, you know, just get out of my town
Speaker 2: and you can go as fast as you want. And
Speaker 2: I could see you being that.
Speaker 4: Guy out of my town. That doesn't sound nice.
Speaker 2: No, he was nice because he was like, you just
Speaker 2: have to take this right. You're almost there. Take a right,
Speaker 2: and I don't care how fast you go.
Speaker 1: And did he give you a ticket?
Speaker 2: No? Yeah, because I pulled over into a parking lot
Speaker 2: versus on the side of the road he had just
Speaker 2: pulled someone over. What happened is this guy cut me
Speaker 2: off to avoid him, even though he was never going
Speaker 2: to hit him, and so I was like, what the heck?
Speaker 2: And so I go around this guy and the cop
Speaker 2: flashes because he had just pulled someone over and he's like, hey,
Speaker 2: that guy did that because he's trying to avoid hitting me.
Speaker 2: And I was like, I'm so sorry. I was just confused.
Speaker 2: And he's like, well, you did me a favor by
Speaker 2: pulling into the parking lots. I'm going to do you
Speaker 2: a favor. Take a rite, get out of my town,
Speaker 2: and go as fast as you want.
Speaker 1: I So what I hate about that too is there's
Speaker 1: not like a blanket way to do that where you're
Speaker 1: getting pulled over, because I've done that before too, where
Speaker 1: I'm like blinkers on, waiting for a safe place to
Speaker 1: pull over, and then eventually pull over and the cops
Speaker 1: like what are you doing. You're supposed to pull over
Speaker 1: immediately the secondary.
Speaker 2: When you pulled on the left side of the frue.
Speaker 1: That was one of them. Yes, And I did exactly that,
Speaker 1: and he was like, why are you pulling over here?
Speaker 1: This is the worst place to pull over. I'm like, well,
Speaker 1: I don't know. I feel like I want you want
Speaker 1: probably want me over as quickly as I possibly can,
Speaker 1: so I'm not like running away from you or anything
Speaker 1: like that. And then there was one time where I
Speaker 1: did do that too, where I was like trying to
Speaker 1: find a safe spot, and then the cop came up
Speaker 1: to me and he's like, what are you doing? You
Speaker 1: have to pull over immediately, like how are we? How
Speaker 1: are we right? There's no lining.
Speaker 2: I got lucky with mine. I was just like shoot.
Speaker 1: And if I was a cop pulling someone over, I'd
Speaker 1: be like, thank you so much for pulling over, whether
Speaker 1: exactly whether it was early or late, I would just
Speaker 1: be grateful that you pulled over. And now we're having
Speaker 1: this conversation, and if you need help with something else,
Speaker 1: I'm happy to help you, because that's what I'm here for.
Speaker 1: I'm here to serve the public. God. That would be
Speaker 1: such a good cop. I really would be. I really
Speaker 1: really would be. Oh what what's that?
Speaker 4: I have a question? How's the Colorado house?
Speaker 1: It's not good, No, it's not bad.
Speaker 2: Okay, So we didn't get the house that we loved,
Speaker 2: but we found another house that is insane. It's four acres.
Speaker 2: We could have chickens, we could have bees, we could
Speaker 2: have everything we want.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's the first thing I think of one buying
Speaker 4: a house. Got to get those chickens.
Speaker 2: And we put in our offer and it was a
Speaker 2: really good offer. It was at asking because there was
Speaker 2: one other offer that was lower, we think. And then
Speaker 2: we're supposed to hear back the next day and the
Speaker 2: owners or the reality realtor company that's facilitating everything said,
Speaker 2: there's been an issue. We're going to have to get
Speaker 2: legal involved. So we think that they're having to evict
Speaker 2: the current people and they're putting everything on hold. But
Speaker 2: it's a perfect.
Speaker 1: House, perfect house. I haven't really seen as much on
Speaker 1: this house as I have the other houses.
Speaker 4: But so these people will be evicted before you get
Speaker 4: the house.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so that they won't even accept our offer. They
Speaker 2: have to get them out and deal with the legal
Speaker 2: process of evicting them.
Speaker 3: Got it.
Speaker 4: Because you don't want a squatter because I've had friends
Speaker 4: who've bought houses with squatters and it is I mean
Speaker 4: it's years years.
Speaker 2: And they own the home. Oh no, so.
Speaker 4: They own OU's because there are certain laws that you
Speaker 4: can't just like kick someone out. It's crazy how much
Speaker 4: lack of power you really have, even if you own
Speaker 4: a house and you're trying to get a squatter out.
Speaker 4: So it's been easy. It is crazy. So just you know,
Speaker 4: food for thought.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well, they won't accept our offer, and we want
Speaker 2: to go see it. We'll see what happens. But we're
Speaker 2: going to fly out to Colorado next Monday.
Speaker 4: You haven't seen it. No, that's terrifying to put an
Speaker 4: offer in a house.
Speaker 2: You put in an offer, you have three days to
Speaker 2: wire the money, the down payment or whatever, and then
Speaker 2: you have thirty days to back out. That's in our contract.
Speaker 1: And it's like a two hour flight and a four
Speaker 1: hour drive, so it's not easy to get to Yeah. No,
Speaker 1: so we can't just like drive down the street and
Speaker 1: go check out this house. But yeah, we'll see. Keeping
Speaker 1: our fingers crossed, something pops up.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but there are we're going to see like five
Speaker 2: on Tuesday. Yeah, so hopefully one of those is the one.
Speaker 1: I haven't talked to you about this yet. I need
Speaker 1: to climb a mountain. Oh my gosh for an ad.
Speaker 2: So we're skipping Colorado.
Speaker 1: We're not going to skip it. I just need to
Speaker 1: figure out when I need to do it before we
Speaker 1: leave for Jackson on Wednesday. Okay, so I gotta have
Speaker 1: to go tomorrow.
Speaker 2: We'll figure it out off the podcast.
Speaker 1: Let's figure it out now. It's just it's not it's okay,
Speaker 1: it's just it's one.
Speaker 4: If it's actually for an ad Orf, vi'sus lying because
Speaker 4: he really wants to climb this mountain.
Speaker 1: I really don't. I really don't want to climb this
Speaker 1: really boring. It's not boring. It's like four and a
Speaker 1: half hour drive from here, and it's like the weather
Speaker 1: right now is obviously not great. It's getting into winter
Speaker 1: and it's can be cold, and the best weather.
Speaker 2: Day sounds like a lot of excuses to me.
Speaker 4: Yeah, no, kidding, what a baby, These are not excuses.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna do it the same, bro. You know what
Speaker 1: sounds like the best weather day is Monday. It's like
Speaker 1: a fifty five on Monday.
Speaker 2: Well, we can skip.
Speaker 1: We don't, but we fly out to Colorado on Monday
Speaker 1: unless we book like an eleven pm flight on Monday
Speaker 1: or something.
Speaker 2: We'll figure it out off the podcast.
Speaker 4: Okay, if you figure out a podcasts. But I wish
Speaker 4: you nothing but the best of luck climbing this boring mountain.
Speaker 4: I do want to say something before we sign off.
Speaker 1: Because.
Speaker 4: I have to piece so badly. Ashley and I are
Speaker 4: no longer about to attempt to try to have number two.
Speaker 4: We are in the process of trying.
Speaker 1: Nice wait yep, today was the wait wait wait, let
Speaker 1: me just get this straight.
Speaker 4: So yeah, I mean, it's just it's a big it's
Speaker 4: a big announcement. We're trying. We're in, like we have
Speaker 4: the ovulation schedule. This month was the month we're trying.
Speaker 4: So it's like happening.
Speaker 1: Gotcha.
Speaker 4: That's amazing, Cuckoo, it is amazing. It's terrifying and wonderful.
Speaker 4: I think we'll find out. You know, it's just a grind.
Speaker 4: It's just a grind. Baby. It's crazy to think that
Speaker 4: everything that has happened in our life, and obviously every
Speaker 4: parent goes through this, uh if you have multiple kids,
Speaker 4: everything that has happened in our life over the past
Speaker 4: year and a half. We're just gonna do it again.
Speaker 4: We're gonna do it again.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but everyone says it's easier the second time.
Speaker 4: From your lips of God's ears.
Speaker 1: I just like how he Jared goes. So we're not
Speaker 1: we're not thinking about trying anymore. We're trying. And it's
Speaker 1: you know, you're kind of you kind of were trying before,
Speaker 1: but you just didn't maybe qualify it as such.
Speaker 4: Bro. Once you know, I'm assuming you guys are gonna
Speaker 4: have kids. We're gonna try to have kids. You will
Speaker 4: realize that there is a big difference between sex and
Speaker 4: trying to have a baby.
Speaker 1: Sex.
Speaker 4: Yeah, because like the first day, of course, great, cool,
Speaker 4: and then you know you just got to do it
Speaker 4: four days in a row, and then you know there
Speaker 4: are certain times where you just need to get it
Speaker 4: over and then she's sitting on the bed and she
Speaker 4: has to keep her legs elevated for like fifteen minutes. Okay,
Speaker 4: So it's just.
Speaker 1: Okay, I didn't know. I didn't know any of this,
Speaker 1: so I was laughing out. I was laughing at you,
Speaker 1: and I was was coming from a place of misinformation.
Speaker 1: So okay, let's let's dive in on this.
Speaker 4: There's the schedules you have to follow, and there are
Speaker 4: certain days and times of the day, and so.
Speaker 1: I think we can all agree that the burden of
Speaker 1: the effort kind of falls on the woman in this situation.
Speaker 1: Like Jared just said, you keep your legs elevated for
Speaker 1: fifteen minutes.
Speaker 2: Out everything inside of you.
Speaker 1: Okay, that makes sense. I guess this is how selfish
Speaker 1: I am. I think when when the deed is done,
Speaker 1: then everything just like magically disappears.
Speaker 4: But no, well for me, it's over. Like the poor thing,
Speaker 4: poor Ashley has to you know, do her part. And
Speaker 4: then I'm like, all right, I'm gonna go downstairs.
Speaker 1: So okay, So can I ask you this? So Ashley
Speaker 1: is doing all these things in an effort to have
Speaker 1: a second child. What are you doing to improve the chances?
Speaker 1: Are you doing like key goals? Are you?
Speaker 4: I provide yourself very fun and positive twenty seven seconds
Speaker 4: of of you know, fun times, and then my job
Speaker 4: is done.
Speaker 1: I think that they're probably you should look into this, chaired,
Speaker 1: because I bet you if you were to like get
Speaker 1: yourself up to the point of climax on your own
Speaker 1: multiple times a day, but like not not reach that
Speaker 1: threshold and then come in with Ashley.
Speaker 2: You think it's gonna be like super sperm.
Speaker 1: It could be be super sperm, be super sperm. You
Speaker 1: could you know, like they're knocking on the door and
Speaker 1: then eventually, like those guys knocking the door have guys
Speaker 1: behind them pushing them into the door, and then eventually
Speaker 1: when the door open, it's.
Speaker 4: Gonna be like just like it's gonna be like a sprint,
Speaker 4: you know, when like you know, on your mark gets
Speaker 4: set go and then just yeah.
Speaker 1: You should. You should look into that because you know,
Speaker 1: obviously I think it's correct me if I'm wrong here,
Speaker 1: best case scenario is Ashley gets pregnant tomorrow, you know,
Speaker 1: like the sooner, the sooner the better, because you don't
Speaker 1: want to You don't want to have to deal with
Speaker 1: this stress for multiple months at a time. So I
Speaker 1: think that you should be edging yourself and doing some
Speaker 1: research to see if you can better prepare your swimmers
Speaker 1: to swim up the fallopian tube.
Speaker 2: I can't wait to see what you try.
Speaker 4: Let's see how many of our listeners knows what edging
Speaker 4: really means. But anyway that that should do it.
Speaker 1: It's just a thought. It's just a thought. You don't
Speaker 1: take it to heart. Just if you feel like doing
Speaker 1: research on your own outside of this podcast, please do.
Speaker 1: But that's awesome, congratulations, you know. Obviously wish you nothing
Speaker 1: but the best. I do recall back to when you
Speaker 1: and Ashley were trying to have Dawson, or trying to
Speaker 1: conceive Dawson, I suppose, and I do remember you making
Speaker 1: a statement about how a stark of a difference that
Speaker 1: sex was to like regular just fun sex. It's not
Speaker 1: the same thing.
Speaker 4: Well, I mean it's still fun, but you know once
Speaker 4: you get to like day three and four and you're like, dude,
Speaker 4: I'm just you know, I'm not the same spry man
Speaker 4: I was years ago. So and the same thing with Ashley.
Speaker 4: It's not like we're like I can't wait, you know,
Speaker 4: especially like we put dots in a bend. It's like,
Speaker 4: all right, like do we eat now or do we wait?
Speaker 4: You know, like I'm going to pass out on the
Speaker 4: couch if we don't do something in the next three minutes.
Speaker 4: So let's just you know, it's get going.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I've got at the point too where eating is.
Speaker 1: After I eat dinner, I'm like, yeah, I feel bloated
Speaker 1: and gross. I think that's a big part of it.
Speaker 1: Especially he'll give you a pizza or something.
Speaker 4: Yeah. I play my whole day around it. Now you
Speaker 4: can't have a big meals, gott to hydrate.
Speaker 1: Is there anything you guys can do at this stage
Speaker 1: to like up your I would imagine you want a girl.
Speaker 1: I would imagine that's kind of like if you had
Speaker 1: your your pickings, you would want to have it.
Speaker 2: That's an office episode where Dwight was like, you can
Speaker 2: make him a boy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I wonder if there are any like tricks
Speaker 1: of the trade, tricks that you could do to up
Speaker 1: the percentage of the likelihood of getting a girl, you know,
Speaker 1: like keep the keep the belly hot, like Dwight says
Speaker 1: in the office, keep the belly hot for two months on,
Speaker 1: three months off, two months on. I remember, I guess
Speaker 1: I can't remember exactly what it is, but I remember
Speaker 1: there being some some like old wives tales about that.
Speaker 2: But that's what they are.
Speaker 1: Wives tales. Yeah, but the wives obviously no better than
Speaker 1: the husband.
Speaker 2: No, it's fifty to fifty and then you just happen
Speaker 2: to get the gender you want.
Speaker 1: Almost fifty fifty almost to you, it's not fifty to fifty.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, I almost guarantee you it's not.
Speaker 2: Let's do some research and get back.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we'll do some research actually kind of that this
Speaker 1: is fifty to fifty or not. But what what would
Speaker 1: you if you had your your your brothers, which would
Speaker 1: you pick?
Speaker 4: Girl?
Speaker 1: Girl? Nice?
Speaker 4: I don't really care, but I would like to have
Speaker 4: a girl, especially for Ashley. I think it'd be cool
Speaker 4: for her to have an older brother. And uh, you know,
Speaker 4: I have a sister, so I think it'd be pretty cool.
Speaker 4: But if we have two boys, that could be a
Speaker 4: lot of fun too. That poor Ashley, Holy uh, that's
Speaker 4: a lot of testosterone.
Speaker 1: But I are going to go on the on the
Speaker 1: record here and say, should we take guesses? I guess
Speaker 1: we shouldn't even guess before anything is conceived, but I
Speaker 1: guess it's going to be a boy.
Speaker 2: Girl?
Speaker 1: Do you think a girl? I guarantee you boy.
Speaker 4: This makes me nervous because it just makes me feel
Speaker 4: like Dean. You know, even a blind squirrel finds it
Speaker 4: not every once in a while. And now that Dean
Speaker 4: is saying this, it's like this is the one time
Speaker 4: he's going to be right. This is the one damn
Speaker 4: time he's going to be right.
Speaker 1: Hey crap, Well, I don't want that burden, So I'm
Speaker 1: gonna say girl, because if you want girl.
Speaker 4: Don't change it out.
Speaker 1: If I want it to be girl, I don't want
Speaker 1: to be the guy. That's the reason for you to
Speaker 1: have another boy.
Speaker 4: Bro, I'm gonna blame you no matter what happens, So
Speaker 4: just accept your fate, all right, That's gonna do it.
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