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Speaker 1: that's right. You guys didn't know what's gonna do that?

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Speaker 1: Did you? A bunch of weird COVID news stories coming

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Speaker 1: up next, it's a jewel shows. How they queens on

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Speaker 1: the door. We would pop Shampaine and razor toes to

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Speaker 1: all the pleas are fine, baby, you're not dancing on

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Speaker 1: the show on your own. I can feel my body shake.

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Speaker 1: There's only so much jug and say, he gonna show

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Speaker 1: system need to save me? When I stop the boy,

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Speaker 1: you can save me? And you might think I'm weak?

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Speaker 1: Would not so the won big thing your fasy queens

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Speaker 1: Don't mean to save me when I stop being the fighter.

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Speaker 1: You can't save me if you want thin, don't we

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Speaker 1: We got soup that I'm sure than I ever was

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Speaker 1: your own and just can camepai but queens afraid? Whatever?

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Speaker 1: Can you get too close to get a royalty? Hard?

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Speaker 1: So breathing tools to queens? Baby? What's that? Jemmy? Quite?

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Speaker 1: You haven't hid? There's a pandemic outside. Where have you

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Speaker 1: buried in the sand like an ostrich having you looked

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Speaker 1: at the newspaper, b Lee, Oh you don't get the newspaper,

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Speaker 1: Well you should get it because there's a pandemic and

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Speaker 1: got crazy pandemic stories that'll have you saying things like,

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Speaker 1: what you gotta be COVID in me? It's time for

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Speaker 1: that again. Yeah, it's a jewel show, A good bunch

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Speaker 1: of stories that you might have missed about COVID. Weird

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Speaker 1: crazy COVID insanity that'll have you saying, what you gotta

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Speaker 1: be COVID in me? I came up with that title

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Speaker 1: And we were so excited, Yes you were. You were

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Speaker 1: for that great title. So it's time for another real

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Speaker 1: I don't know I did. I got three already. So

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Speaker 1: covid in me. That was not a planning perfect. It

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Speaker 1: I know when I first did that, you guys look

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Speaker 1: like you both wanted to kill me. Anyway. The first story,

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Speaker 1: the first story that I'll have you saying that, is

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Speaker 1: a British couple visiting Barbados was caught trying to sneak

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Speaker 1: the woman was spotted scaling the hotel wall Jesus, and

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Speaker 1: No threesome wouldn't be worth that much. No threesome, they're

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Speaker 1: definitely not. They're out fifty four hundred dollars and they

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Speaker 1: after that's more than that. Doesn't experience you get to, Okay,

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Speaker 1: So Alexander married. If you didn't know that, should I

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Speaker 1: be fine? God? Who was Dan something I could have

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