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Speaker 1: Excuse me, shut you know where I can find your

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Speaker 1: booty Super Bowls Call of Booty Only it's time for

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Speaker 1: a brand new Call of Booty and one of our

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Speaker 1: listeners is about to make a very very awkward phone

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Speaker 1: call and.

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Speaker 2: Call their significant other to see if they'll leave their

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Speaker 2: job and meet them for a booty call or remember,

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Speaker 2: it's completely family friendly. They can't see anything dirty, and

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Speaker 2: they have to do it in a weird theme that

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Speaker 2: we get them to use. And today Garrett is on

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Speaker 2: the phone, and Garrett wants to call his girlfriend of

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Speaker 2: five years to see if she'll leave her job and

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Speaker 2: meet him for a call of booty. And we'll tell

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Speaker 2: him how he has to do it in just a second.

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Speaker 2: But first, Garrett, what does your girlfriend do for a living?

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Speaker 3: My girlfriend, Reagan is an embalmer at a futurel home.

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Speaker 2: Okay, you have to really switch your brain into feeling

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Speaker 2: sexy time.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, in moments? Wow.

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Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, yeah, it's like super quiet, like you're literally

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Speaker 3: working with dead.

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Speaker 4: People and that's it.

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Speaker 3: Okay, I've got my work cut out for me trying

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Speaker 3: to convince her.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, what is she like? Is she uh, you know,

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Speaker 2: pretty outgoing type of person? I mean I don't. I'm

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Speaker 2: imagining somebody works at an obomber is not necessarily the

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Speaker 2: most outgoing, but like how do how is? Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, she's pretty reserved, you know. Yeah, she's like very chill. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: reserved is a good word for it. But like she,

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Speaker 3: I don't think that. I don't think I'm going to

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Speaker 3: succeed here. I don't think I could ever get her

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Speaker 3: to uh do this, like I've never gotten her to

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Speaker 3: leave work for you know, little booty doll.

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Speaker 4: So I'm good, I'm interested going to go down you.

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Speaker 3: Uh not really, I mean, you know, she's an involmer.

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Speaker 3: You finish up with that clean up, you know, then

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Speaker 3: then get that.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, well we'll see if you can do it. And

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Speaker 2: remember you can't be dirty. We give you a theme

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Speaker 2: to use to make your phone call, and today you

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Speaker 2: have to convince your girlfriend to leave her job and

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Speaker 2: meet you for a call of booty. And you have

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Speaker 2: to do it like you're a surfer bro.

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Speaker 4: Yeah oh my god.

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Speaker 2: Okay, so you have to first get to understand why

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Speaker 2: you're sounding like a surfer brow and then see if

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Speaker 2: you can actually get her to.

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Speaker 4: Leave her job.

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Speaker 2: Okay, okay, all right, we'll play a song come back

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Speaker 2: and you can make your call of booty right after this.

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Speaker 2: It's the Jewel Show.

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Speaker 1: Excuse me, shunty, do you know where I can find

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Speaker 1: your booty?

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Speaker 4: Ubles of booty?

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Speaker 2: Right in the middle of a brand new call of

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Speaker 2: booty and Garrett is on the phone and he's about

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Speaker 2: to call his girlfriend of five years, who works as

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Speaker 2: an e bomber at a funeral home, to see if

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Speaker 2: she'll leave her job right now and meet him for

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Speaker 2: a booty call. But remember, it's not dirty at all.

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Speaker 2: We give everybody a theme to use for it. And

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Speaker 2: today's weird theme that Garrett has to use to try

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Speaker 2: to get his girlfriends to leave her job and meet him,

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Speaker 2: as he has to sound like a surfer. Bro, Garrett,

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Speaker 2: do you think you're gonna be able to do it?

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Speaker 4: Bra? I'm gonna totally do that all right. Here we go.

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna dial your girlfriend. Reagan's whever right now, here

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Speaker 2: we go.

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Speaker 5: Thank you for calling out Memorial Funeral Home.

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Speaker 4: This is Reagan.

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Speaker 1: How can I help you?

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Speaker 4: Reagan? Brah real brah bral.

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Speaker 3: So Babe, I'm I'm riding like the gnarliest wave of

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Speaker 3: like missing my girlfriend right now.

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Speaker 4: Okay, that's sweet. I think what are you doing? I

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Speaker 4: gotta know this is surfer Garrett.

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Speaker 3: H Yeah, I'm like pretty much super gnarly, and I'm

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Speaker 3: speaking to you to report some dangerous conditions at home.

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Speaker 3: I need to get I can get to you to

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Speaker 3: get here, like totally stat and help me take care

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Speaker 3: of this great white We.

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Speaker 4: Got gray white shirt right over here in the water man.

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Speaker 3: Listen, mabe.

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Speaker 4: I'm looking at the tide charts and they're pretty rough.

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Speaker 4: This beach is missing its lifeguard if you know what

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Speaker 4: I mean. Uh, I'm tired surfer bros. Needing some serious

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Speaker 4: mouth to mouth if you get my meaning.

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Speaker 5: Dab, I'm right in the middle of embalming someone in

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Speaker 5: the world.

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Speaker 4: Are you doing bick? Oh, it's so tight.

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Speaker 3: You're surrounded with five people who are not going anywhere.

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Speaker 4: So like, that's start. So you can just leave them

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Speaker 4: and come home to me. You can live, live bro,

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Speaker 4: live mon.

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Speaker 2: Darren.

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Speaker 5: No, not with the dead people. Please, No, that's gross.

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Speaker 4: All right, I need you to get home so you

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Speaker 4: can live. Come on, bro, my bad, Okay, come on,

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Speaker 4: did come on? I'm sorry, dude. Well, hey, I'm just saying,

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Speaker 4: all right, I've.

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Speaker 3: Been training all morning waiting for you, waiting for the

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Speaker 3: The shores.

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Speaker 4: Are waiting training for what.

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Speaker 3: I'm training for Your waves?

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Speaker 1: My what.

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Speaker 4: Your waves? Brother?

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Speaker 1: Darley?

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Speaker 4: What the hell are you making comments about my weight?

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Speaker 5: Did?

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Speaker 4: No? No, no, no no no did Wait That's not what

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Speaker 4: I'm saying at all. I love your your waves, dad. Yeah,

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Speaker 4: you know what I'm trying to say.

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Speaker 3: I want to ride the waves like I want to

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Speaker 3: ride your big, gnarly waves.

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Speaker 4: Dude.

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Speaker 5: Oh my god, what are you talking about?

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Speaker 4: This is starting to get annoying. Okay, did I'll get

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Speaker 4: to the point. I want you to come home because

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Speaker 4: my tide is rising and it's time to wax my

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Speaker 4: board with sex wax.

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Speaker 5: Let's see, I'm currently leaning over, I'm not a live person,

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Speaker 5: and my boyfriend is high out of his mind talking

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Speaker 5: dirty to me on some weird sturfer accident.

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Speaker 4: I could not be less turned on right now.

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Speaker 2: Hey, Hey, Reagan, Reagan, how are you? This is the

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Speaker 2: Jubil Show. It's a radio show. I'm Victoria and my

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Speaker 2: name is Jubil and we do a segment on the

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Speaker 2: show called Call of Booty where you have to call

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Speaker 2: your significant other and see if they'll leave their job

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Speaker 2: to meet you for a booty call, but you can't

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Speaker 2: do it dirty. We give you everybody a thing to use,

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Speaker 2: and we told Garrett has to sound like a surfer

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Speaker 2: broad to do it. But nice job, Garrett.

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Speaker 4: That makes sense.

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Speaker 5: Now, oh my god, you're going crazy.

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Speaker 4: Honey.

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Speaker 5: I'm at you, crazy about you, but I'm not leaving.

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Speaker 4: Sorry.

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Speaker 3: I know you can't do it right now, but maybe

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Speaker 3: later we can hang ten.

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Speaker 4: You know, well it's kind of Whorley Kang seven and

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Speaker 4: a half. But oh wow,