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Speaker 1: Jubles dirty Little Secret.

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Speaker 2: Hello, Hello, Hey, you have a dirty little secret.

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Speaker 3: Yes.

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Speaker 1: So, when I was in my early thirties, my mom

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Speaker 1: had a best friend who was in the middle seventies. Okay,

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Speaker 1: so she had a ranch. He offered me a job

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Speaker 1: to work on the ranch and pay off my friend

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Speaker 1: by living in a property in a separate house.

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Speaker 2: Okay, to live on the ranch in a separate house.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, okay. So you know, after about a year, we

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Speaker 1: were drinking one night, one thing led to another and

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Speaker 1: we ended up looking up Wow.

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Speaker 2: With your mother's friends seventy something year old how to Go?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it was pretty awesome. We both agreed that it

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Speaker 1: was probably the best time we'd ever had. She hadn't

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Speaker 1: been with a guy, and I don't know how long

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Speaker 1: because her her husband had passed away about three years prior.

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Speaker 1: But she was giving me all kinds of munth, you know,

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Speaker 1: because of it, and she upped my salary and I'm

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Speaker 1: all started geting suspicious because she's like, why is she

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Speaker 1: trying to buy you a car? Why did she give cash?

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Speaker 1: And so, yeah, I did more than just work on

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Speaker 1: that farm. You know what.

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Speaker 2: I thought it was wild because the older you get,

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Speaker 2: the last essay give so.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it was pretty good. I'll never forget it. It was

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Speaker 1: probably one of the best times in my life.

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Speaker 2: Well, thank you for telling us your dirty little secret.

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Speaker 1: Thank you for having me.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I have a good one. Hello, Hello, Hey, what's up?

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Speaker 2: You have a dirty little secret?

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Speaker 3: I do have a dirty little secret.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, what is it?

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Speaker 3: It's actually from when I was younger and going to

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Speaker 3: the clubs a lot. Me and my friend went to

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Speaker 3: a club and I was in the bathroom and this

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Speaker 3: girl was a lot bigger than me. I'm smaller, and

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Speaker 3: she asked if she could buy my thong underwears off

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Speaker 3: of me for five dollars because she met a guid

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Speaker 3: that wanted her underwears, but she was embarrassed because they

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Speaker 3: were too big.

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Speaker 1: So the best part is it's.

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Speaker 3: Like two in the morning, everyone's leaving the club, and

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Speaker 3: my friend was like, girl, are those your songs on

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Speaker 3: that guy's head warm out of the club on his head?

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Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, that's incredible.

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Speaker 3: And I really haven't told anybody this, but I guess

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Speaker 3: everybody knows now.

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Speaker 2: You can't underestimate what goes down in the women's bathroom

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Speaker 2: clubs and bars. It is a sacred place, and that's

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Speaker 2: the kind of interaction to expect.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, so I made five dollars.

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Speaker 2: I gave my under retro bachelorette party one time at

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Speaker 2: a bar. What did they ask you for?

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Speaker 1: It?

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Speaker 2: Would you? That was on the checklist of things they

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Speaker 2: need to get guys underwear And it was a very

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Speaker 2: hot summer day, so I felt bad for them. Thank

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Speaker 2: you for your dirty little secret. Okay, thank you guys.

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Speaker 1: Have a good day you too.

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Speaker 2: What's your dirty little secret?