1 00:00:01,480 --> 00:00:03,960 Speaker 1: We could be reading your letter live on the air, 2 00:00:04,040 --> 00:00:05,920 Speaker 1: just like we're going to read this one right here, 3 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:08,280 Speaker 1: right now, and you never know, it could be yours. 4 00:00:09,000 --> 00:00:11,280 Speaker 1: You never know. Buckle up and hold on tight. We 5 00:00:11,320 --> 00:00:13,560 Speaker 1: got it for you here. It is the Strawberry Letter, 6 00:00:14,320 --> 00:00:18,959 Speaker 1: Thank you nephew. Subject behind the Christmas Tree. Dear Stephen Shirley. 7 00:00:19,400 --> 00:00:22,119 Speaker 1: I've been married for fourteen years, and I have a 8 00:00:22,160 --> 00:00:25,880 Speaker 1: busy schedule as a high school basketball coach. After years 9 00:00:25,920 --> 00:00:28,920 Speaker 1: of marriage, my wife still doesn't get how stressed I 10 00:00:28,960 --> 00:00:31,840 Speaker 1: am around this time of year, and she'd been pressuring 11 00:00:31,880 --> 00:00:34,200 Speaker 1: me to buy a Christmas tree and have it up 12 00:00:34,240 --> 00:00:38,400 Speaker 1: by December first. I missed her deadline because of my schedule. 13 00:00:38,840 --> 00:00:42,400 Speaker 1: This past Saturday, I left for practice and she said 14 00:00:42,520 --> 00:00:45,160 Speaker 1: she picked out a tree online and it was going 15 00:00:45,200 --> 00:00:48,120 Speaker 1: to be delivered later that day. I knew it didn't 16 00:00:48,159 --> 00:00:51,280 Speaker 1: sound right, but I didn't really care at that point. 17 00:00:51,640 --> 00:00:54,800 Speaker 1: Around noon, one of my players got sick, so I 18 00:00:54,920 --> 00:00:58,440 Speaker 1: canceled the practice. I intended to go home and help 19 00:00:58,440 --> 00:01:01,120 Speaker 1: out with the Christmas tree. I drove up and my 20 00:01:01,240 --> 00:01:05,200 Speaker 1: daughter was outside shooting hoops with her friends. She said 21 00:01:05,280 --> 00:01:08,679 Speaker 1: her mom and mister Tim were inside putting up the tree. 22 00:01:09,440 --> 00:01:12,680 Speaker 1: The only Tim I know is my wife's ex boyfriend 23 00:01:12,720 --> 00:01:15,240 Speaker 1: that drives a truck like the one in front of 24 00:01:15,280 --> 00:01:19,200 Speaker 1: my house. I walked in and my wife was disheveled 25 00:01:19,200 --> 00:01:22,520 Speaker 1: and acting jumpy. I hugged her and I could smell 26 00:01:22,600 --> 00:01:27,000 Speaker 1: cologne all over her neck. I pulled her with me 27 00:01:27,440 --> 00:01:29,640 Speaker 1: as we went to look at the tree, and I 28 00:01:29,680 --> 00:01:33,000 Speaker 1: asked where Tim was. She said Tim was behind the tree, 29 00:01:33,319 --> 00:01:36,200 Speaker 1: securing it to the base. I walked over to Tim. 30 00:01:36,520 --> 00:01:39,280 Speaker 1: I tapped his foot and I told him to come 31 00:01:39,280 --> 00:01:42,360 Speaker 1: out and leave my house. Tim said he was just 32 00:01:42,440 --> 00:01:44,679 Speaker 1: helping out since I was too busy to do what 33 00:01:44,840 --> 00:01:47,720 Speaker 1: needed to be done. I was ready to fight, but 34 00:01:47,800 --> 00:01:51,240 Speaker 1: my wife grabbed me. As Tim walked out, she said 35 00:01:51,240 --> 00:01:53,880 Speaker 1: it is my fault and I shouldn't be upset. I 36 00:01:54,000 --> 00:01:57,160 Speaker 1: told her she's foul for having her ex in our house. 37 00:01:57,520 --> 00:01:59,920 Speaker 1: She doesn't see the situation from my point of view. 38 00:02:00,200 --> 00:02:03,360 Speaker 1: So I'd love to invite my girlfriend over and ask 39 00:02:03,440 --> 00:02:06,120 Speaker 1: her to bring me one of her amazing chocolate cakes. 40 00:02:06,440 --> 00:02:09,080 Speaker 1: I wonder if my wife will get it. Then I'm 41 00:02:09,240 --> 00:02:14,240 Speaker 1: very vindictive. Should I do it or not? Well, while 42 00:02:15,080 --> 00:02:17,079 Speaker 1: you know, we all know that two wrongs don't make 43 00:02:17,080 --> 00:02:19,720 Speaker 1: a right, we know that, but this does sound like 44 00:02:19,720 --> 00:02:22,200 Speaker 1: a case of I can show you better than I 45 00:02:22,240 --> 00:02:26,000 Speaker 1: can tell you. And since your wife seems to have 46 00:02:26,160 --> 00:02:29,359 Speaker 1: no remorse about anything that happened, having this other man 47 00:02:29,480 --> 00:02:31,679 Speaker 1: over there and all that, you know, I wouldn't be 48 00:02:31,760 --> 00:02:34,400 Speaker 1: mad if you did invite your ex and her amazing 49 00:02:34,480 --> 00:02:37,720 Speaker 1: chocolate cake, although I'm sure she wouldn't get past the 50 00:02:37,800 --> 00:02:41,760 Speaker 1: front door. But you know, Wifeie was just way out 51 00:02:41,760 --> 00:02:46,160 Speaker 1: of line here, and her ex Tim was also disrespectful 52 00:02:46,240 --> 00:02:49,919 Speaker 1: when he said he he was just helping out because 53 00:02:49,919 --> 00:02:52,320 Speaker 1: you were too busy to do what needed to be done. 54 00:02:52,680 --> 00:02:54,919 Speaker 1: How could he fix his mouth to even say that 55 00:02:55,080 --> 00:02:59,680 Speaker 1: in your house. So, you know, let's see how your 56 00:02:59,680 --> 00:03:02,520 Speaker 1: wife would like it if the situation were reversed, and 57 00:03:02,600 --> 00:03:05,239 Speaker 1: we all know she wouldn't. She wouldn't like it one bit. 58 00:03:06,160 --> 00:03:09,400 Speaker 1: But we don't like her attitude. We don't like the 59 00:03:09,440 --> 00:03:13,640 Speaker 1: fact that you know, she thinks this is okay. She's disloyal, 60 00:03:13,760 --> 00:03:16,280 Speaker 1: she's unsupportive of you and what you have to do 61 00:03:16,320 --> 00:03:18,359 Speaker 1: as far as your coaching job and all of that, 62 00:03:18,760 --> 00:03:21,200 Speaker 1: and bringing her X in to try to take your 63 00:03:21,200 --> 00:03:24,600 Speaker 1: place in your house. It's just these things are unthinkable 64 00:03:25,000 --> 00:03:27,799 Speaker 1: for a wife to do. To her husband. So yeah, 65 00:03:27,840 --> 00:03:30,120 Speaker 1: in this case, I wouldn't be mad you said should 66 00:03:30,120 --> 00:03:31,600 Speaker 1: you do it or not? I wouldn't be mad if 67 00:03:31,639 --> 00:03:33,840 Speaker 1: you invited her and got some cake and all of that. 68 00:03:34,280 --> 00:03:41,160 Speaker 1: See how your wife liked it, Steve, This letter stupid, crazy, 69 00:03:41,680 --> 00:03:45,720 Speaker 1: childish and man, fourteen years you high school basketball coach. 70 00:03:46,360 --> 00:03:48,119 Speaker 1: This is why I lost it in the letter. After 71 00:03:48,240 --> 00:03:51,760 Speaker 1: years of marriage, my wife still doesn't know how stressed 72 00:03:51,800 --> 00:03:55,520 Speaker 1: I am around this time of year, and she's been 73 00:03:55,560 --> 00:03:57,760 Speaker 1: pressuring me to buy a Christmas tree and have it 74 00:03:57,840 --> 00:04:03,760 Speaker 1: up by decimaphony. Now, I'm going to assume that you 75 00:04:03,800 --> 00:04:06,480 Speaker 1: mean you're under pressure this time of the year because 76 00:04:06,520 --> 00:04:10,080 Speaker 1: of your basketball schedule and maybe playoffs or something like that. 77 00:04:10,680 --> 00:04:12,840 Speaker 1: Maybe that's what you're talking about, because at first I 78 00:04:12,920 --> 00:04:16,320 Speaker 1: thought about it was stressed out about buying Christmas trees 79 00:04:16,320 --> 00:04:20,360 Speaker 1: and gifts. I was a little confused about that. But 80 00:04:20,480 --> 00:04:25,800 Speaker 1: either way, it don't cause for that much pressure. I mean, 81 00:04:25,839 --> 00:04:29,200 Speaker 1: if you a basketball coach, I understand it's a little 82 00:04:29,200 --> 00:04:31,240 Speaker 1: tight for you this year. I do understand that, bro, 83 00:04:31,360 --> 00:04:34,120 Speaker 1: So I ain't knocking that right there, But she wanted 84 00:04:34,200 --> 00:04:37,040 Speaker 1: Christmas tree having up by December first to mandate and 85 00:04:37,160 --> 00:04:40,880 Speaker 1: our houses to day after Thanksgiving, the Christmas decorations the beginning. 86 00:04:41,320 --> 00:04:44,040 Speaker 1: That's a mandate of our house. Don't let December get 87 00:04:44,120 --> 00:04:46,279 Speaker 1: here and I don't have my trick or be a 88 00:04:46,279 --> 00:04:48,440 Speaker 1: problem at the house. Okay, I just want to throw 89 00:04:48,480 --> 00:04:50,840 Speaker 1: that in right here, this past side that you went 90 00:04:50,880 --> 00:04:53,560 Speaker 1: to practice, she said, she picked up a tree and 91 00:04:53,680 --> 00:04:56,440 Speaker 1: had it online, was gonna be delivered later that day. 92 00:04:56,800 --> 00:04:59,039 Speaker 1: I knew it didn't sound right. I don't know why 93 00:04:59,080 --> 00:05:01,120 Speaker 1: it didn't, But you say they didn't sound right, But 94 00:05:01,160 --> 00:05:04,120 Speaker 1: I really didn't cantus pump. So at noon one of 95 00:05:04,120 --> 00:05:08,240 Speaker 1: your players got six, so you canceled the practice. I 96 00:05:08,279 --> 00:05:10,920 Speaker 1: intended to go home and help out with the Christmas tree. 97 00:05:10,960 --> 00:05:13,400 Speaker 1: I drove up and my daughter was outside shooting hoops 98 00:05:13,400 --> 00:05:16,600 Speaker 1: with her friend. She said. Her mom and mister Tim 99 00:05:16,680 --> 00:05:21,800 Speaker 1: was inside putting up the tree. Now right here, let 100 00:05:21,880 --> 00:05:24,359 Speaker 1: me show you where this letter has to turn for me. 101 00:05:26,360 --> 00:05:31,480 Speaker 1: The only Tim I know is my wife's ex boyfriend 102 00:05:32,520 --> 00:05:35,760 Speaker 1: that drives a truck like the one in front of 103 00:05:35,800 --> 00:05:41,839 Speaker 1: my house. Now right there, I'm no longer walking into 104 00:05:41,880 --> 00:05:47,520 Speaker 1: the house. I'm rolling up into the house at top speed. 105 00:05:50,600 --> 00:05:53,400 Speaker 1: I ain't open the door, I'm kicking the dough in. 106 00:05:55,600 --> 00:05:59,320 Speaker 1: That's where we at right now. I walk in and 107 00:05:59,440 --> 00:06:07,800 Speaker 1: my wife was disheveled and acting jumping. I hugged huh, 108 00:06:08,680 --> 00:06:13,200 Speaker 1: and I could smell cologne all over Hunt. Let me 109 00:06:13,279 --> 00:06:19,280 Speaker 1: stop this letter right here, because what's happening at this 110 00:06:19,360 --> 00:06:23,119 Speaker 1: point in the letter. There's no more typing. At this point, 111 00:06:25,240 --> 00:06:27,919 Speaker 1: you're done with all of that. We're now in the 112 00:06:28,040 --> 00:06:31,679 Speaker 1: process of a crime being committed. When we come back, 113 00:06:31,760 --> 00:06:34,919 Speaker 1: I'll share with you the crime and the amount of 114 00:06:34,920 --> 00:06:37,719 Speaker 1: time that I'm receiving in front of the judge. Thank you. 115 00:06:38,680 --> 00:06:41,719 Speaker 1: All right, you heard it from Steve's own mouth. We'll 116 00:06:41,720 --> 00:06:44,279 Speaker 1: have part two of his response coming up at twenty 117 00:06:44,279 --> 00:06:48,360 Speaker 1: three minutes after the our Today's Strawberry Letters subject behind 118 00:06:48,839 --> 00:06:51,520 Speaker 1: the Christmas Tree. We'll get back into it right after this. 119 00:06:52,200 --> 00:06:56,680 Speaker 1: You're listening to show, all right, Come on, Steve, let's 120 00:06:56,720 --> 00:07:01,400 Speaker 1: recap Today's Strawberry Letters. Subject behind the Christmas Tree. This 121 00:07:01,480 --> 00:07:05,320 Speaker 1: man of basketball coach fourteen years, been married fourteen years. 122 00:07:05,360 --> 00:07:08,160 Speaker 1: He disheveled this. I mean, he's a little under pressure 123 00:07:08,200 --> 00:07:10,760 Speaker 1: this year because of the playoffs in the basketball and 124 00:07:10,840 --> 00:07:12,640 Speaker 1: his wife won't say half a Christmas tree up by 125 00:07:12,760 --> 00:07:16,239 Speaker 1: December first. He's under too much pressure to worry about 126 00:07:16,240 --> 00:07:19,840 Speaker 1: a tree, but so she orders one online, said that 127 00:07:19,920 --> 00:07:23,000 Speaker 1: to be here by noon, and delivered. He said, okay, 128 00:07:23,040 --> 00:07:25,120 Speaker 1: he going to go to practice. Go to practice, find 129 00:07:25,120 --> 00:07:28,320 Speaker 1: out one of the players is sick, so he counsels practice. 130 00:07:28,480 --> 00:07:31,320 Speaker 1: Obviously this is a star player. They ain't gonna need 131 00:07:31,320 --> 00:07:33,080 Speaker 1: a run in this office because you got the whole 132 00:07:33,080 --> 00:07:35,520 Speaker 1: office running through this boy. Because you got Michael Jordan 133 00:07:35,560 --> 00:07:37,560 Speaker 1: on your team. You don't give damn about these other 134 00:07:37,560 --> 00:07:39,440 Speaker 1: folks kids. If he's sick, you ain't got a chance 135 00:07:39,480 --> 00:07:42,480 Speaker 1: winning this damn game, no way. So let's just cancel practice. 136 00:07:42,640 --> 00:07:44,760 Speaker 1: So you're going home and decide that you're gonna help 137 00:07:44,760 --> 00:07:46,800 Speaker 1: put up the Christmas tree. You pull up in your 138 00:07:46,840 --> 00:07:50,040 Speaker 1: door outside shooting hoop with a girlfriend and said where 139 00:07:50,080 --> 00:07:52,480 Speaker 1: your mom met? Your mom in the house with mister 140 00:07:52,600 --> 00:07:55,560 Speaker 1: Tim putting up the tree. Then you say, the only 141 00:07:55,600 --> 00:07:58,480 Speaker 1: Tim you know is your wife's ex boyfriend who drives 142 00:07:58,480 --> 00:08:01,000 Speaker 1: a truck just like the one in front of your house. 143 00:08:03,400 --> 00:08:07,760 Speaker 1: Something's about to happen. I'm not walking in the house, 144 00:08:07,800 --> 00:08:10,160 Speaker 1: I'm running, I'm not open doors. I'm kicking him in. 145 00:08:10,320 --> 00:08:13,840 Speaker 1: But he strolls on up in there. I walked in 146 00:08:14,200 --> 00:08:19,680 Speaker 1: and my wife was disheveled and acting jumping. So I 147 00:08:19,800 --> 00:08:23,680 Speaker 1: hugged her and I could smell cologne all over her neck. 148 00:08:25,400 --> 00:08:27,760 Speaker 1: I pulled her with me as we went to look 149 00:08:27,800 --> 00:08:30,000 Speaker 1: at the tree, and I asked her where Tim was. 150 00:08:31,320 --> 00:08:34,200 Speaker 1: She said Tim was behind the tree. Now, let me 151 00:08:34,320 --> 00:08:38,840 Speaker 1: tell you something. This is the exact place that the 152 00:08:38,920 --> 00:08:43,360 Speaker 1: police would have found him if we was at my house, 153 00:08:44,960 --> 00:08:53,920 Speaker 1: behind the tree, because that's why I busted Tim's head open, 154 00:08:56,480 --> 00:08:59,680 Speaker 1: and Tim would have been behind that same damn tree. 155 00:09:01,080 --> 00:09:03,960 Speaker 1: So she said he was behind the tree, securing it 156 00:09:04,040 --> 00:09:07,880 Speaker 1: to the base. I walked over to Tim and tapped 157 00:09:07,920 --> 00:09:12,400 Speaker 1: his foot. See that right there, that's not happening out 158 00:09:12,480 --> 00:09:16,319 Speaker 1: of stomped his foot, broke his ankle. So when we 159 00:09:16,360 --> 00:09:20,680 Speaker 1: started fighting, he'll be on one leg. That's that's how 160 00:09:20,720 --> 00:09:28,720 Speaker 1: I have started. We're gonna fighting, huh advantage. Yeah, So 161 00:09:28,760 --> 00:09:31,320 Speaker 1: I tapped his foot, toning to come out and leave 162 00:09:31,480 --> 00:09:35,200 Speaker 1: my house. Tim said, this is what Tim said. He 163 00:09:35,320 --> 00:09:37,640 Speaker 1: was just helping out since I was too busy to 164 00:09:37,640 --> 00:09:42,040 Speaker 1: do what needed to be done. Now, how does Tim 165 00:09:42,080 --> 00:09:47,240 Speaker 1: know this, yeah, about my house, because she's been sharing 166 00:09:47,440 --> 00:09:55,600 Speaker 1: y'all's marital business with Tim. How does Tim feel comfortable 167 00:09:55,840 --> 00:10:00,320 Speaker 1: enough to come over your house to put up a tree. 168 00:10:01,400 --> 00:10:06,880 Speaker 1: Why is Tim talking back to me after I had 169 00:10:06,920 --> 00:10:13,680 Speaker 1: just tapped him on his foot? Then you said grab 170 00:10:13,880 --> 00:10:16,200 Speaker 1: I was ready to fight, but my wife grabbed me 171 00:10:16,240 --> 00:10:22,040 Speaker 1: as Tim walked out. Another question, How it's Tim walking 172 00:10:22,760 --> 00:10:26,160 Speaker 1: out of this house? Now, Tim is going to leave 173 00:10:26,280 --> 00:10:30,560 Speaker 1: this house, but walking will not be how he leaves. 174 00:10:31,360 --> 00:10:35,160 Speaker 1: I have some options, and it's only two. You'll be 175 00:10:35,280 --> 00:10:39,480 Speaker 1: leaving this house on gurney or you'll be leaving this 176 00:10:39,520 --> 00:10:43,360 Speaker 1: house in the body bag. But either way, you can't 177 00:10:43,400 --> 00:10:46,760 Speaker 1: walk on the gurney and you can't walk once they 178 00:10:46,840 --> 00:10:51,160 Speaker 1: zip up the body bag. That's how Tim. So I 179 00:10:51,200 --> 00:10:54,679 Speaker 1: don't know how Tim punk ass then walked out the house. 180 00:10:54,840 --> 00:10:57,760 Speaker 1: And my wife ain't strong enough to grab me and 181 00:10:57,920 --> 00:11:00,720 Speaker 1: keep me Madreie can't keep me from kicking a man 182 00:11:00,720 --> 00:11:03,000 Speaker 1: ass if that's what I'm fiting do. My wife not 183 00:11:03,080 --> 00:11:08,040 Speaker 1: that strong. My wife has seen me mad one time 184 00:11:08,160 --> 00:11:12,120 Speaker 1: since we've been mad, I mean really really mad, she says. Steve. 185 00:11:12,120 --> 00:11:14,600 Speaker 1: I don't know what happened. You just you swoll up, 186 00:11:15,840 --> 00:11:18,160 Speaker 1: you swoll up. I had had to get all the 187 00:11:18,200 --> 00:11:20,840 Speaker 1: one because out of this house. Okay, cool, but now 188 00:11:20,920 --> 00:11:25,600 Speaker 1: you understand what I'm capable of So now Kwai, Tim 189 00:11:25,640 --> 00:11:27,800 Speaker 1: is walking out of this house and now, and she 190 00:11:27,920 --> 00:11:30,680 Speaker 1: said it is your fault and you shouldn't be upset. 191 00:11:31,000 --> 00:11:33,319 Speaker 1: I told her she's five for having her ex in 192 00:11:33,440 --> 00:11:35,440 Speaker 1: her at our house. I don't even know how y'all 193 00:11:35,440 --> 00:11:38,720 Speaker 1: have this conversation. She doesn't see the situation from my 194 00:11:38,840 --> 00:11:42,559 Speaker 1: point of view. I oulda gave her another view of Tim. Anyway, 195 00:11:42,640 --> 00:11:44,959 Speaker 1: you to find out that Tim can't fight, you to 196 00:11:45,040 --> 00:11:47,400 Speaker 1: find out Tim ain't all that you to found out 197 00:11:47,440 --> 00:11:49,040 Speaker 1: Tim little pump. You to found out a lot of 198 00:11:49,080 --> 00:11:52,240 Speaker 1: stuff about Tim that day, so you hang your hat 199 00:11:52,280 --> 00:11:53,839 Speaker 1: on your little X. You to found out why he 200 00:11:54,000 --> 00:11:59,679 Speaker 1: your ex see that day. So she doesn't see the 201 00:11:59,720 --> 00:12:01,800 Speaker 1: situation at this point of view. So I love to 202 00:12:01,840 --> 00:12:05,120 Speaker 1: invite my ex girlfriend over and ask her to bring 203 00:12:05,160 --> 00:12:07,960 Speaker 1: one of her amazing chocolate cakes. I wonder if my 204 00:12:08,000 --> 00:12:10,400 Speaker 1: wife would get it thin I'm very vindictive? Should I 205 00:12:10,480 --> 00:12:14,480 Speaker 1: do it? Now? Women ain't as stupid as men, dog, 206 00:12:15,200 --> 00:12:17,640 Speaker 1: So I'm pretty sure this woman gonna have a lot 207 00:12:17,640 --> 00:12:20,120 Speaker 1: of questions when you ask her to bring one of 208 00:12:20,160 --> 00:12:24,040 Speaker 1: these delicious chocolate cakes over your house. Why don't your 209 00:12:24,040 --> 00:12:27,840 Speaker 1: funker asks wife make you a chocolate Cake says, that's 210 00:12:27,880 --> 00:12:30,719 Speaker 1: who you're married, and you didn't marry me, so I 211 00:12:30,760 --> 00:12:34,080 Speaker 1: wouldn't call your ex girlfriend talking about no damn cake 212 00:12:34,240 --> 00:12:40,000 Speaker 1: because you're fit to get Wayne Moden cake. Dude, I 213 00:12:40,040 --> 00:12:42,000 Speaker 1: think you are to invite this girl over and no all, 214 00:12:42,280 --> 00:12:45,439 Speaker 1: but I do think you need to rerun this letter 215 00:12:45,880 --> 00:12:48,840 Speaker 1: and start this letter back over to where you tapped 216 00:12:48,920 --> 00:12:51,600 Speaker 1: him on his foot, and he came from behind that tree, 217 00:12:51,800 --> 00:12:55,400 Speaker 1: and this whole letter need to be written. That chalk 218 00:12:55,520 --> 00:12:59,280 Speaker 1: mark is behind the tree, yellow tape is around the tree, 219 00:12:59,640 --> 00:13:03,200 Speaker 1: and the corner's office and some detectives is outside. I'm 220 00:13:03,240 --> 00:13:06,800 Speaker 1: downtown behind for which piece of glass telling y'all this 221 00:13:06,880 --> 00:13:09,920 Speaker 1: strawberry letter costs. I don't have a computer in prison. 222 00:13:10,160 --> 00:13:14,160 Speaker 1: Thank you, all right, thank you. 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