1 00:00:00,040 --> 00:00:02,480 Speaker 1: Go one eight hundred duy away or go to one 2 00:00:02,560 --> 00:00:06,000 Speaker 1: eight hundred d yaway dot com. A great defense can 3 00:00:06,040 --> 00:00:09,360 Speaker 1: be the difference between a dismiss case or jail time 4 00:00:09,560 --> 00:00:13,440 Speaker 1: one eight hundred do you why away? He's another Jubila 5 00:00:14,880 --> 00:00:22,640 Speaker 1: on the twenties. Holy, I'm moving. Hello. Hi, this is Jasper. 6 00:00:22,760 --> 00:00:25,040 Speaker 1: I'm calling from day spot. I was looking to speak 7 00:00:25,040 --> 00:00:31,960 Speaker 1: with Marissa. This is she. Hi. Okay, so you're loud? Oh? 8 00:00:32,000 --> 00:00:34,000 Speaker 1: Can you sorry? Yeah? Can you do a favorite? Can 9 00:00:34,040 --> 00:00:36,320 Speaker 1: you lower your voice just a little bit? I was like, 10 00:00:36,360 --> 00:00:37,960 Speaker 1: am I talking to a person or a freight train 11 00:00:38,080 --> 00:00:41,800 Speaker 1: right now? So? Oh? Sorry? Is this better? Yeah? I 12 00:00:41,840 --> 00:00:46,120 Speaker 1: guess so. Um. Anyway, I'm just confirming your reservation for 13 00:00:46,159 --> 00:00:50,159 Speaker 1: this afternoon at four thirty yet, huh, I see we 14 00:00:50,280 --> 00:00:55,120 Speaker 1: have you down for the Serendipitous Peaceful Tranquility Sunrise package. Oh. 15 00:00:55,160 --> 00:00:57,360 Speaker 1: I don't know the name of it. My boyfriend he 16 00:00:57,560 --> 00:01:00,880 Speaker 1: got it for me as an anniversary present. It sounds lovely. 17 00:01:01,360 --> 00:01:07,360 Speaker 1: So you're a gift Carter. I guess maybe it's fun. Okay, 18 00:01:07,360 --> 00:01:10,640 Speaker 1: So I'm guessing you've never spawned before. Well, I mean 19 00:01:10,800 --> 00:01:14,199 Speaker 1: I've had a massage at an airport before. That was nice. 20 00:01:15,480 --> 00:01:19,319 Speaker 1: I stop so no, so no, that'd be a no, 21 00:01:19,440 --> 00:01:24,120 Speaker 1: that'd be a hard no. I guess not then. Sorry. Okay, 22 00:01:24,160 --> 00:01:26,640 Speaker 1: so well, since you're sort of dumb, I guess i'll 23 00:01:26,640 --> 00:01:29,680 Speaker 1: go over the rules with you. Excuse me, I'm sorry, 24 00:01:29,800 --> 00:01:32,720 Speaker 1: did you really just say that to me? Sorry? What 25 00:01:32,760 --> 00:01:35,440 Speaker 1: I meant was, since you're a SPA virgin, so this 26 00:01:35,520 --> 00:01:37,440 Speaker 1: is gonna be way different than getting a neck rub 27 00:01:37,440 --> 00:01:38,800 Speaker 1: while your feet are sitting down on top of your 28 00:01:38,800 --> 00:01:41,920 Speaker 1: carry on. Okay, I just I didn't really appreciate the 29 00:01:41,920 --> 00:01:45,160 Speaker 1: way you're speaking to me right now again with the voice. 30 00:01:47,600 --> 00:01:50,360 Speaker 1: Excuse me. I was actually really excited about getting this 31 00:01:50,440 --> 00:01:54,120 Speaker 1: fat package, and you're being very r I don't know 32 00:01:54,400 --> 00:01:56,240 Speaker 1: if you're paying attention to the conversation, but I just 33 00:01:56,280 --> 00:01:57,960 Speaker 1: asked you to keep your voice down and you got 34 00:01:57,960 --> 00:02:01,000 Speaker 1: even louder. Oh my gosh, what is wrong with you? 35 00:02:01,120 --> 00:02:06,000 Speaker 1: I am? I was being completely pleasant and very very 36 00:02:06,200 --> 00:02:08,680 Speaker 1: very nice, and you were just you called me dumb, 37 00:02:09,000 --> 00:02:12,480 Speaker 1: and you're being really rude for no reason at all. Okay, Look, 38 00:02:12,520 --> 00:02:14,959 Speaker 1: I'm sorry about that. I just haven't had my morning 39 00:02:14,960 --> 00:02:17,120 Speaker 1: coffee yet and I'm kind of hungover from a little 40 00:02:17,200 --> 00:02:22,120 Speaker 1: too much happy hour last night, so I'm sorry. Okay, well, 41 00:02:22,120 --> 00:02:25,519 Speaker 1: thank you for apologizing. You're welcome. That was super hard 42 00:02:25,520 --> 00:02:27,040 Speaker 1: to do. So anyway, can I just tell you a 43 00:02:27,080 --> 00:02:31,440 Speaker 1: little bit about the experience? Sure? So, because you booked 44 00:02:31,480 --> 00:02:35,280 Speaker 1: the Serendibitous Peaceful Tranquility Sunrise package. That means when you 45 00:02:35,280 --> 00:02:37,079 Speaker 1: come in, we're going to give you a relaxing beverage 46 00:02:37,440 --> 00:02:40,119 Speaker 1: while we whisper some calm things in your ear, sort 47 00:02:40,120 --> 00:02:44,840 Speaker 1: of a verbal massage when you start interesting. Okay, and 48 00:02:44,919 --> 00:02:47,400 Speaker 1: based on what I've heard so far, you probably want 49 00:02:47,440 --> 00:02:50,040 Speaker 1: like a red Bull or a Monster energy drink or something. 50 00:02:50,360 --> 00:02:52,640 Speaker 1: What is that supposed to mean? I just meant what 51 00:02:52,680 --> 00:02:53,919 Speaker 1: kind of beverage do you want? I'm just trying to 52 00:02:53,960 --> 00:02:55,280 Speaker 1: go for some of your favorites. Are you more of 53 00:02:55,320 --> 00:02:58,680 Speaker 1: a bang energy drink type person? Why do you think 54 00:02:58,680 --> 00:03:00,600 Speaker 1: that I need an energy drink? Why? Why do you 55 00:03:00,639 --> 00:03:03,280 Speaker 1: think that that is part of my personality? Okay? So 56 00:03:03,400 --> 00:03:06,720 Speaker 1: what do you drink? Then? Um? I drink white wine 57 00:03:06,800 --> 00:03:09,440 Speaker 1: Chardonnay to be exact. Thank you? Oh okay, we have 58 00:03:09,480 --> 00:03:12,400 Speaker 1: a box of that somewhere. I think, Wow, a box 59 00:03:12,440 --> 00:03:16,120 Speaker 1: of wine. You're being so judgmental right now. I can't 60 00:03:16,160 --> 00:03:18,640 Speaker 1: even believe my boyfriend would book you guys. Okay, it's 61 00:03:18,680 --> 00:03:20,800 Speaker 1: just that you're a gift card and what does that 62 00:03:20,960 --> 00:03:23,600 Speaker 1: even me? Why does that like describe me as a person? 63 00:03:23,680 --> 00:03:26,240 Speaker 1: Why are you being judgmental about getting gift cards? Everybody 64 00:03:26,240 --> 00:03:29,000 Speaker 1: gets gift cards? Okay, I'm sorry, I'm wrong again. Whatever? 65 00:03:29,040 --> 00:03:30,640 Speaker 1: Can we just move on? What kind of flavor do 66 00:03:30,680 --> 00:03:36,720 Speaker 1: you want? Flavor of what? Enema and enema? Everybody gets 67 00:03:36,720 --> 00:03:39,160 Speaker 1: a complimentary enema. We have a couple of different flavors. 68 00:03:39,240 --> 00:03:43,120 Speaker 1: We have peppermint, peach snops or Chipotle. Do you I 69 00:03:43,160 --> 00:03:47,840 Speaker 1: don't want a Chipotle flavored enema? That sounds disgusting. I 70 00:03:47,880 --> 00:03:52,480 Speaker 1: feel I feel like there's a little tension here. You know. 71 00:03:52,560 --> 00:03:55,120 Speaker 1: My boyfriend said that this was a super high end, 72 00:03:55,160 --> 00:03:58,080 Speaker 1: like luxury kind of experience of the spa, and this 73 00:03:58,200 --> 00:04:01,840 Speaker 1: sounds very unprofessional first role. And I don't even think 74 00:04:01,840 --> 00:04:04,280 Speaker 1: that your services that you're offering are very great either. 75 00:04:04,640 --> 00:04:07,960 Speaker 1: So based on that, I'm guessing no leech bath either. 76 00:04:09,040 --> 00:04:11,600 Speaker 1: Are you kidding me? That's a thing that you do 77 00:04:12,040 --> 00:04:15,560 Speaker 1: a leech bath? Okay, So I'm guessing that's how about this, listen. 78 00:04:15,640 --> 00:04:18,840 Speaker 1: I just want a normal massage and a facial that's it. 79 00:04:19,040 --> 00:04:21,400 Speaker 1: That's all I want. Can you do that? Yeah, that's fine. 80 00:04:21,440 --> 00:04:23,240 Speaker 1: If you want to be basic, I can put you 81 00:04:23,279 --> 00:04:25,880 Speaker 1: down for the Royal Trailer park package. Are you interested 82 00:04:25,920 --> 00:04:29,839 Speaker 1: in that? Really? That's what you call that park package. 83 00:04:29,880 --> 00:04:31,839 Speaker 1: That's where you come in. I throw hands a spam 84 00:04:31,839 --> 00:04:33,400 Speaker 1: at you until you get the out of my salon. 85 00:04:33,640 --> 00:04:37,440 Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, you are terrible. This is the worst 86 00:04:37,480 --> 00:04:40,880 Speaker 1: treatment I have ever gotten ever from customer service. I 87 00:04:40,880 --> 00:04:44,080 Speaker 1: wouldn't be caught dead as a customer in your ridiculous spot. 88 00:04:44,200 --> 00:04:46,120 Speaker 1: Well then let me tell you it's a prank phone call. Then? 89 00:04:46,160 --> 00:04:48,120 Speaker 1: Can I just do that one thing before you go? 90 00:04:48,560 --> 00:04:51,040 Speaker 1: Don't try to play this off with some kind of prank. 91 00:04:51,920 --> 00:04:53,520 Speaker 1: Is that No, I'm trying to tell you this is 92 00:04:53,520 --> 00:04:55,840 Speaker 1: a prank phone call. This is actually Jewel from Brook 93 00:04:55,839 --> 00:04:57,480 Speaker 1: and Jewel in the morning doing a phone tap on 94 00:04:57,520 --> 00:05:02,200 Speaker 1: you and your boyfriend Brad sat you up. What It's 95 00:05:02,240 --> 00:05:06,080 Speaker 1: a joke, Mike? Are you serious? Yeah? He said he 96 00:05:06,120 --> 00:05:08,800 Speaker 1: got you a gift certificate for a really fancy spa 97 00:05:08,960 --> 00:05:10,520 Speaker 1: and you've never been in one before, so he wanted 98 00:05:10,520 --> 00:05:16,760 Speaker 1: to mess with you. Oh my god, I thought I 99 00:05:16,880 --> 00:05:19,040 Speaker 1: was talking to the worst person in the world. And 100 00:05:19,160 --> 00:05:21,040 Speaker 1: I thought I was talking to the worst person in 101 00:05:21,080 --> 00:05:26,839 Speaker 1: the world. Another gift carter you, oh my gosh too much. 102 00:05:26,880 --> 00:05:29,320 Speaker 1: Will enjoy your Chipotle Anima when they give that to you. 103 00:05:29,320 --> 00:05:32,680 Speaker 1: That should be funeing you.