WEBVTT - Your Twenty Two Pound Turkeys are Ready

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<v Speaker 1>Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tapping.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, Brody, what's your phone tap about today? Hels

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<v Speaker 2>So listen to. Miguel wanted us to phone tap his wife, Linda.

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<v Speaker 2>Linda is was extra stressed about Thanksgiving. She was making

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<v Speaker 2>dinner for his family and her family. So I called

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<v Speaker 2>her the day before Thanksgiving and told her there was

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<v Speaker 2>a problem with the turkey they ordered. Okay, that's a Thanksgiving.

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<v Speaker 2>That's a good way to mess with someone's head. Let's

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<v Speaker 2>listen to Brody's phone tappen. Hi, I'm looking for Linda Hee.

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<v Speaker 2>Uh huh, this is her. Hi. This is Pete camp

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<v Speaker 2>Hi from Yeah Rush. I'm just calling a confirm your

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<v Speaker 2>order that's been picked up today.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, that's great.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you. Huh.

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<v Speaker 2>So we've got four pounds of potato salad, four pounds

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<v Speaker 2>of macaroni salad, three pounds a half sour pickle, and

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<v Speaker 2>of course the turkey.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, that's correct.

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<v Speaker 2>Now, your order was very hard to fill for the turkey,

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<v Speaker 2>but we got it's all taken care of. Why well,

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<v Speaker 2>because I just found your order a little strange, but

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<v Speaker 2>it's all taken care of.

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<v Speaker 3>We were able to do it.

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<v Speaker 2>We got twenty two pound turkeys.

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<v Speaker 3>How many twenty two pounds turkeys? We just need one?

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<v Speaker 2>No, no, no, no, not twenty two pound turkeys. You

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<v Speaker 2>have twenty two pound turkeys. We have them all for you.

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<v Speaker 2>I had to call some other stores.

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<v Speaker 3>No, no, no, no, we ordered one twenty two pounds turkey. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>No.

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<v Speaker 2>I took the order from let me see here, your husband, Miguel.

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<v Speaker 2>He said, hey, you got twenty two pound turkeys, and

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<v Speaker 2>I said yeah. He said, I'll take them, sign me up.

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<v Speaker 2>So that's what we got.

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<v Speaker 3>No, who in their right mind orders What is it

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<v Speaker 3>to to twenty turkey twenty.

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<v Speaker 2>Two pound turkeys? We will to do a lot of

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<v Speaker 2>a lot of trouble to get these. I had to

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<v Speaker 2>call four other stores in the area. How about it?

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you?

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<v Speaker 3>I'm sorry that who? Why wouldn't you know? This doesn't

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<v Speaker 3>even make any sense. That doesn't I have sixteen people

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<v Speaker 3>coming tomorrow. I can't serve that to people. I don't understand.

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<v Speaker 2>I'll show you again. You give one person a turkey.

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<v Speaker 2>I thought it was a cute idea. I figured you

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<v Speaker 2>having like a get your own turkey kind of party.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't understand you do this all the time, like

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<v Speaker 3>are you stupid? You had to realize that that was like, oh,

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<v Speaker 3>you can.

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<v Speaker 2>Mean it at excuse me I am. I am a

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<v Speaker 2>supermarket professional, ma'am. I've been doing this seventeen years.

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<v Speaker 3>I think I've heard professional. Then you would know that

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<v Speaker 3>nobody in the right mind is going to order twenty

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<v Speaker 3>two pound turkeys. This, like literally doesn't make any sense.

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<v Speaker 3>You had to have known that was a mistake.

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<v Speaker 2>Listen, people are into different things. I don't know wherever

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<v Speaker 2>you were from. I don't know that's what you do.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't question.

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<v Speaker 3>People where we're from. What are you talking from? Ohio?

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<v Speaker 3>This doesn't make any sense, and something needs to be done.

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<v Speaker 3>And I need an actual twenty two pound turkey because

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<v Speaker 3>it's tomorrow and I've thin seen people coming over here, HeLa.

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<v Speaker 2>Where am I going to find a twenty two pound turkey?

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<v Speaker 1>You know what I mean?

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<v Speaker 3>Well, maybe you should have thought of that when you

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<v Speaker 3>were placing that order. That something seemed off.

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<v Speaker 2>Does that mean you don't want the three pounds a

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<v Speaker 2>half salad pickles?

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<v Speaker 3>You know what? Have a great Thanksgiving Miguel.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, so we're gonna have to follow me right now.

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<v Speaker 2>Good O. I was gonna say we should call her.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, great, let it go.

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<v Speaker 2>Question, we call him back.

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<v Speaker 3>Here we go, MIAU, what's going on right now? The

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<v Speaker 3>people from deerfash because I'm gonna kill them.

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<v Speaker 2>We're talking about no, no.

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<v Speaker 3>No, no. You ordered twenty two pound turkeys. Twenty turkeys

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<v Speaker 3>that are two pounds. It's still the same amount of turkeys.

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<v Speaker 3>What's the problem. Wait, what what's the problem about? I

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<v Speaker 3>don't even know how to cook those? What do you mean?

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<v Speaker 3>What's the boat? There's the small turkeys, just a lot

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<v Speaker 3>of them. The cooking instructions are going to be different.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't even know how I'm gonna get twenty turkeys enough.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm in like, I don't understand how to cook that.

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<v Speaker 3>Like that's that's ridiculous and embarrassing for that matter.

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<v Speaker 2>There look like Piggins, Linda, who is that? This is

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<v Speaker 2>Dave Rode Melvie join in the morning show. We're phone

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<v Speaker 2>tapping right now. Your turkey's really on the way. It's fine. Go.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know if I should be mad or relieved,

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<v Speaker 3>just like, wait, oh my god, oh my god, I'm

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<v Speaker 3>gonna sound like a crazy person on the radio.

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