Speaker 1: Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tapping.
Speaker 2: All right, Brody, what's your phone tap about today? Hels
Speaker 2: So listen to. Miguel wanted us to phone tap his wife, Linda.
Speaker 2: Linda is was extra stressed about Thanksgiving. She was making
Speaker 2: dinner for his family and her family. So I called
Speaker 2: her the day before Thanksgiving and told her there was
Speaker 2: a problem with the turkey they ordered. Okay, that's a Thanksgiving.
Speaker 2: That's a good way to mess with someone's head. Let's
Speaker 2: listen to Brody's phone tappen. Hi, I'm looking for Linda Hee.
Speaker 2: Uh huh, this is her. Hi. This is Pete camp
Speaker 2: Hi from Yeah Rush. I'm just calling a confirm your
Speaker 2: order that's been picked up today.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, that's great.
Speaker 1: Thank you. Huh.
Speaker 2: So we've got four pounds of potato salad, four pounds
Speaker 2: of macaroni salad, three pounds a half sour pickle, and
Speaker 2: of course the turkey.
Speaker 3: Yes, that's correct.
Speaker 2: Now, your order was very hard to fill for the turkey,
Speaker 2: but we got it's all taken care of. Why well,
Speaker 2: because I just found your order a little strange, but
Speaker 2: it's all taken care of.
Speaker 3: We were able to do it.
Speaker 2: We got twenty two pound turkeys.
Speaker 3: How many twenty two pounds turkeys? We just need one?
Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, not twenty two pound turkeys. You
Speaker 2: have twenty two pound turkeys. We have them all for you.
Speaker 2: I had to call some other stores.
Speaker 3: No, no, no, no, we ordered one twenty two pounds turkey. Yeah.
Speaker 1: No.
Speaker 2: I took the order from let me see here, your husband, Miguel.
Speaker 2: He said, hey, you got twenty two pound turkeys, and
Speaker 2: I said yeah. He said, I'll take them, sign me up.
Speaker 2: So that's what we got.
Speaker 3: No, who in their right mind orders What is it
Speaker 3: to to twenty turkey twenty.
Speaker 2: Two pound turkeys? We will to do a lot of
Speaker 2: a lot of trouble to get these. I had to
Speaker 2: call four other stores in the area. How about it?
Speaker 2: Thank you?
Speaker 3: I'm sorry that who? Why wouldn't you know? This doesn't
Speaker 3: even make any sense. That doesn't I have sixteen people
Speaker 3: coming tomorrow. I can't serve that to people. I don't understand.
Speaker 2: I'll show you again. You give one person a turkey.
Speaker 2: I thought it was a cute idea. I figured you
Speaker 2: having like a get your own turkey kind of party.
Speaker 3: I don't understand you do this all the time, like
Speaker 3: are you stupid? You had to realize that that was like, oh,
Speaker 3: you can.
Speaker 2: Mean it at excuse me I am. I am a
Speaker 2: supermarket professional, ma'am. I've been doing this seventeen years.
Speaker 3: I think I've heard professional. Then you would know that
Speaker 3: nobody in the right mind is going to order twenty
Speaker 3: two pound turkeys. This, like literally doesn't make any sense.
Speaker 3: You had to have known that was a mistake.
Speaker 2: Listen, people are into different things. I don't know wherever
Speaker 2: you were from. I don't know that's what you do.
Speaker 2: I don't question.
Speaker 3: People where we're from. What are you talking from? Ohio?
Speaker 3: This doesn't make any sense, and something needs to be done.
Speaker 3: And I need an actual twenty two pound turkey because
Speaker 3: it's tomorrow and I've thin seen people coming over here, HeLa.
Speaker 2: Where am I going to find a twenty two pound turkey?
Speaker 1: You know what I mean?
Speaker 3: Well, maybe you should have thought of that when you
Speaker 3: were placing that order. That something seemed off.
Speaker 2: Does that mean you don't want the three pounds a
Speaker 2: half salad pickles?
Speaker 3: You know what? Have a great Thanksgiving Miguel.
Speaker 2: All right, so we're gonna have to follow me right now.
Speaker 2: Good O. I was gonna say we should call her.
Speaker 3: Okay, great, let it go.
Speaker 2: Question, we call him back.
Speaker 3: Here we go, MIAU, what's going on right now? The
Speaker 3: people from deerfash because I'm gonna kill them.
Speaker 2: We're talking about no, no.
Speaker 3: No, no. You ordered twenty two pound turkeys. Twenty turkeys
Speaker 3: that are two pounds. It's still the same amount of turkeys.
Speaker 3: What's the problem. Wait, what what's the problem about? I
Speaker 3: don't even know how to cook those? What do you mean?
Speaker 3: What's the boat? There's the small turkeys, just a lot
Speaker 3: of them. The cooking instructions are going to be different.
Speaker 3: I don't even know how I'm gonna get twenty turkeys enough.
Speaker 3: I'm in like, I don't understand how to cook that.
Speaker 3: Like that's that's ridiculous and embarrassing for that matter.
Speaker 2: There look like Piggins, Linda, who is that? This is
Speaker 2: Dave Rode Melvie join in the morning show. We're phone
Speaker 2: tapping right now. Your turkey's really on the way. It's fine. Go.
Speaker 3: I don't know if I should be mad or relieved,
Speaker 3: just like, wait, oh my god, oh my god, I'm
Speaker 3: gonna sound like a crazy person on the radio.
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