WEBVTT - Just S&M - Gold Diggers Vs. Goal Diggers

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, Hello, Welcome to the Unofficial Expert Podcast with Sydney

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<v Speaker 1>and Mahsomi. Hi guys, Hey, what's u? Sidney? Why did

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<v Speaker 1>you laugh? Like? That's not my real name? I know,

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<v Speaker 1>but it's just you know, it took you so long

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<v Speaker 1>to get to where you are right now before you

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<v Speaker 1>didn't even want to tell people your last name.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, they still don't know my last name, they do you?

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<v Speaker 2>They don't even know how to spell what I just said. Listeners,

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<v Speaker 2>if you know how to spell what I just said,

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<v Speaker 2>please slide in my DMS and find me on Instagram

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<v Speaker 2>at reezi or e E E see why and uh

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<v Speaker 2>just type it out or underneath our most recent photo

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<v Speaker 2>on the Undividual Expert page.

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<v Speaker 1>Just spell male sallyel or if you know my middle

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<v Speaker 1>name at me. At just said BW j U s

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<v Speaker 1>T s y D BW at me and tell me

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<v Speaker 1>what my middle name is. I usually never tell anybody

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<v Speaker 1>what my middle name means. Means, I mean, I guess

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<v Speaker 1>stand for it means, but I know what it is. Yeah. Anyway, guys, Sydney,

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<v Speaker 1>how are you doing? You know the holidays are coming up.

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<v Speaker 1>It's it's a tough time for me.

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<v Speaker 2>Really, Yeah, why is it tough because you don't like

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<v Speaker 2>buying gifts for people.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, every time this year comes around, either I make

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<v Speaker 1>a ton of money or no money at all. It's

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<v Speaker 1>so weird. It's like a back and forth. Like last year,

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<v Speaker 1>I have coins coming in because I had two jobs,

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<v Speaker 1>one for the clothes, one for my friends. I had

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<v Speaker 1>so much money last year and now this holiday zeto.

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<v Speaker 2>I feel like for me, this year started out good financially, right.

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<v Speaker 2>We had that show on MTV and we did a

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<v Speaker 2>bunch of episodes for that and it went like it

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<v Speaker 2>was like international.

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, look at me make money.

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<v Speaker 2>And then after I got that last check in March, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>my money was like we're estranged, yes, And I'm like.

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<v Speaker 1>But I but I need you and I right now

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<v Speaker 1>I'm saying, how did you get here? I'm here looking

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<v Speaker 1>at my finances like nobody's supposed to be here. Do

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<v Speaker 1>you look at your finances? Though? I do, because I'm

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<v Speaker 1>constantly looking at my City bank account because I never

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<v Speaker 1>want to go somewhere and get embarrassed. Ever, really yes,

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<v Speaker 1>Because waitressing, I see people get get cards to client

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<v Speaker 1>and then I gotta slide them a note like if

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<v Speaker 1>you read in this your called it's too late, call

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<v Speaker 1>the bank.

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<v Speaker 2>Did somebody's gonna get the client? And you went over

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<v Speaker 2>and you were like, excuse me, Uh, did you like

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<v Speaker 2>say out loud to embarrass them or did you normally

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<v Speaker 2>like whisper.

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<v Speaker 1>No, excuse me? I swept, I ranted three times. Always

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<v Speaker 1>am like understanding because maybe you do have the money there?

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<v Speaker 1>And yes, I'm not saying are you understanding, I'm saying,

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<v Speaker 1>do you say real loud? No? Be cline no, because

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<v Speaker 1>people are crazy. They don't want to be embarrassed in

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<v Speaker 1>front of their friends that they probably don't even know that. Well, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that's true. So I tapped them on the shoulder and

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<v Speaker 1>I let them know. And then by the third card,

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<v Speaker 1>By the third card, I said, sir, we're.

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<v Speaker 2>Not gonna be going give you a card that w

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<v Speaker 2>won't work and then they'll give you a third car.

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<v Speaker 1>You actually be like, give me the whole while, and

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<v Speaker 1>matter of fact, come with me. Come with me. Let's

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<v Speaker 1>call it the bank, because I don't have time to

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<v Speaker 1>be going back and forth with you. Is this a

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<v Speaker 1>new card because there's still a sticker on it. No,

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<v Speaker 1>there'll be no sticker. It'll be like broken in half.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, sir, I wouldn't I gonna do it? This

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<v Speaker 1>is a puzzle, right, Sure? Is this Elmer's? Is this

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<v Speaker 1>Elmer's glue? And you holding this? Was this sticker butter

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<v Speaker 1>is a statch tip? Yeah? I can't.

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<v Speaker 2>What's the craziest excuse someone's ever giving you about their

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<v Speaker 2>car being declined?

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<v Speaker 1>The craziest there's no excuse. But somebody will literally show

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<v Speaker 1>me how much money they have in their account. How

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<v Speaker 1>much money they have in their account. Oh, and then

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<v Speaker 1>I'll look at it a screenshot. No know, they'll go

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<v Speaker 1>in their account and look, the money's there. The money

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<v Speaker 1>one times not coming through. One time somebody had over

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<v Speaker 1>nine hundred thousand dollars in the nine hundred that was

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<v Speaker 1>just one of the cards, and the car got declined.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, you see, listeners, just because they got a little

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<v Speaker 2>bit more money than me, they doing better than you.

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<v Speaker 1>So his car got getting declined. Yeah, but he was like, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>I just came back from overseas blah blah blah, so

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<v Speaker 1>you know it's probably the bank or whatever. And he's like,

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<v Speaker 1>I can show you another card. I was like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>show me another card, and they gave me another card.

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<v Speaker 1>And then Dad doesn't go through. He ended up having

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<v Speaker 1>a fucking freeze on all his accounts. There was a

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<v Speaker 1>bank was like, you're not in New York. He has

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<v Speaker 1>his fraudulent accounts, and so finally he gets the money

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<v Speaker 1>for me and get he got all this money, but

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<v Speaker 1>he gave me a fifteen percent tip.

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<v Speaker 2>My nigga, you don't have twenty five.

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<v Speaker 1>He got twenty five, but his accounts were just frozen.

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<v Speaker 2>You were there, Yeah, but you got the money, So

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<v Speaker 2>give me that twenty five for wasting my time.

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<v Speaker 1>Well that's true.

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<v Speaker 2>And you probably after saw, after seeing how much money

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<v Speaker 2>he had, you were like, oh, well, let me be

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<v Speaker 2>a little bit more.

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<v Speaker 1>Patient with Bruce. Listen. This is what I would sing

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<v Speaker 1>when I would when I would have to like drop

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<v Speaker 1>the check. I'd be like, when I dropped that check,

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<v Speaker 1>I hope it's fifty five percent, fifty five percent, fifty

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<v Speaker 1>five percent. When I dropped a check, I hope I

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<v Speaker 1>get fifty five percent. I don't know that song. Could

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<v Speaker 1>you just make that up? No? This is what I

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<v Speaker 1>would say, Like sometimes it would work too. This is

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<v Speaker 1>the song that you made up. This is the radio. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>this is what I would hope that I would get more. Oh, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>twenty five or like twenty percent, tip, I would want

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<v Speaker 1>to get fifty five. Fifty five percent is half of

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<v Speaker 1>what it is, yes, plus five percent? Yees. So if

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<v Speaker 1>the check is two hundred dollars, you want me to

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<v Speaker 1>give you one hundred and ten dollars, yes, tip, Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>and it has happened before. I'm sure it has. But

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<v Speaker 1>I don't owe you fifty five percent. Yes, yes, Marie,

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<v Speaker 1>you're talking about somebody who's frugal, and you know they

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<v Speaker 1>don't know when ay money is coming in. I'm talking

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<v Speaker 1>about people who are extra wealthy who can just give

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<v Speaker 1>it away. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>But people who are wealthy don't give their money away.

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<v Speaker 2>That's why they're still rich. You'd be surprised, listen, No,

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<v Speaker 2>you be surprised. I've been seeing people with money and

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<v Speaker 2>I like. So we have a friend.

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<v Speaker 1>Am I gonna put this pardal blast? Yeses.

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<v Speaker 2>So we have a friend who works with a real

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<v Speaker 2>housewife of New York or something like that. Right, So

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<v Speaker 2>the real housewife husband is sick. She talks about it

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<v Speaker 2>on the show. So we not revealing client doctor confidentiality

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<v Speaker 2>or whatever the hell that word is. Okay, So she

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<v Speaker 2>said that the woman's husband has cancer, right, and she

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<v Speaker 2>needed a hospital bed for him.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh I remember that.

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<v Speaker 2>She was like, the bed, the hospital bed was gonna

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<v Speaker 2>cost five thousand dollars. And she was like, I'm just

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<v Speaker 2>gonna call the place and have them give me a

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<v Speaker 2>free bed.

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<v Speaker 1>So she called the place to get like a hot end.

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<v Speaker 2>Luxurious like fancy people. Soho house bid that was when

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<v Speaker 2>cost us five thousand dollars. And she called and she says, Hi,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm so and so from the Real Housewives of New York.

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<v Speaker 2>And if the person on the other line don't know

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<v Speaker 2>who she is, she hangs up, and then she calls

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<v Speaker 2>back and says it again until somebody who recognizes her

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<v Speaker 2>picks up the phone.

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<v Speaker 1>She got the bed for free?

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<v Speaker 2>What she got the five thousand dollars hospital bed for

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<v Speaker 2>three And then her leg go to line is I'm

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<v Speaker 2>worth thirty six million dollars. Apparently as well, she screams

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<v Speaker 2>on the show, I'm worth thirty six million dollars. I

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<v Speaker 2>don't have time for this. That's her leg line. My dude,

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<v Speaker 2>husband is worth thirty six million dollars, not her, But

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<v Speaker 2>she got the bed for free, like so, I mean,

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<v Speaker 2>imagine what a real basketball a real basketball wife for

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<v Speaker 2>a a sheba charae.

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<v Speaker 1>What they're saying.

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<v Speaker 2>What they're saying when they call someplace like, hey, i'm

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<v Speaker 2>shot too, I'm calling from chateau. I should be getting

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<v Speaker 2>a free blacktop from my chateau.

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<v Speaker 1>Right, So that's how people keep their money. They literally

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<v Speaker 1>make sure they get shit for free.

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<v Speaker 2>That's true, right, And people who are famous are used

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<v Speaker 2>to getting things for free. Right because famous people get things.

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<v Speaker 1>For like sent to them, right, Like Marie, people would

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<v Speaker 1>be sending you stuff. What's up with that? I'm not famous, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>but people be sending you hair and shy yeah yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean tell the people about this, uh this hair situation.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, let me tell you something. My hair is, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>it's doing what it needs to do for TV. But

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<v Speaker 2>this company sent me. They were like, oh, we want

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<v Speaker 2>to send you some virgin, you know, human hair.

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<v Speaker 1>It's gonna be dope. Shout out to this place. That's terrible.

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<v Speaker 1>And so they were like, here's our website and check

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<v Speaker 1>it out. I checked the website out. I was like,

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<v Speaker 1>this looks like a scam, right, I said, everybody, all

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<v Speaker 1>the models look like they got taken. You don't have

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<v Speaker 1>the scammer.

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<v Speaker 2>It looks like a scam right because the pictures of

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<v Speaker 2>the hair, it was like stuff that they ripped from

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<v Speaker 2>other people's websites and then they put on the website.

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<v Speaker 1>Because nothing matched colored grating, it was off, and then

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<v Speaker 1>the filters were the same. I was like, this looks

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<v Speaker 1>like her hair. This looks like Spanish people hair, right,

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<v Speaker 1>But Jalla was saying that it's awake. So they sent

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<v Speaker 1>me the hair.

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<v Speaker 2>In my mind, I was like, Oh, this is probably

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<v Speaker 2>gonna be really bad, but it's gonna be a good

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<v Speaker 2>video on YouTube, right, and you're off for the story,

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<v Speaker 2>I mean on in bad hair you told me, And

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, yep, I think I'm okay with that.

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<v Speaker 1>I think you should do it.

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<v Speaker 2>So you know, you can get the hair like density,

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<v Speaker 2>you can get the wig thicker.

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<v Speaker 1>So I asked for the thickets that they had and.

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<v Speaker 2>They were like, hmm, it's gonna take us an extra

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<v Speaker 2>couple weeks to send that to you.

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<v Speaker 1>I said, good, send me the thin hair.

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<v Speaker 2>So they send me the hair via DHL okay, so

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<v Speaker 2>like dial up FedEx that the DHL god comes.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, oh, he's cute, but you worked for DHL.

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<v Speaker 2>Nothing No, eating on no money. I opened the hair

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<v Speaker 2>and it looks like they put a bunch of like

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<v Speaker 2>pubes on a lace wig.

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<v Speaker 1>You're doing a lot. No, it was like it was

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<v Speaker 1>not good hair.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like it looks like when you get your hair

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<v Speaker 2>cut or you comb your hair, all the dead hair

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<v Speaker 2>that falls out, Like it was the end. The ends

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<v Speaker 2>were all broken, real straggly, like at least like three

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<v Speaker 2>or four inches need to be cut off.

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<v Speaker 1>It needed some Moroccan oil. It needed a hot oil treatment.

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<v Speaker 2>It needed that that hair cholesterol, that hair cholesterol that

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<v Speaker 2>they sell at the Beauties of Black Story, right, or

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<v Speaker 2>some carrot oil or whatever. So I tried to make

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<v Speaker 2>it work.

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<v Speaker 1>I did. I mean, let me tell you. Listen, listeners. No,

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<v Speaker 1>I saw the video Marie starts off with the hair

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<v Speaker 1>wrapped around her neck. You're like, let's get into it.

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<v Speaker 1>When I saw it, I was like, already know this

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<v Speaker 1>ship is rude shade. And I was like, I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know if we'll ever get it hair hair again. Nah.

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<v Speaker 1>Not from these people. I mean, they hit me up.

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<v Speaker 1>They tried it.

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<v Speaker 2>They were like, our lawyers will contact you if you

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<v Speaker 2>don't take this video down immediately.

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<v Speaker 1>Why you the one sending the terrible ass hair. First

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<v Speaker 1>of all, do you know how important it is? First

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<v Speaker 1>of all, you on TV, you doing things, We're taking photos,

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<v Speaker 1>We on the ground, We got followers and likes and whatnot.

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<v Speaker 1>You can't have us out here looking crazy. Yes, I

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<v Speaker 1>don't care. Is free.

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<v Speaker 2>And then you want us to review it so we

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<v Speaker 2>can lie and have our good brothers and sisters putting

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<v Speaker 2>on a terrible lace.

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<v Speaker 1>From us exactly because you know I hate a terrible wig.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, I'll take a photo and post it in

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<v Speaker 1>my IGCS. Okay, and I will I.

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<v Speaker 2>Will try to blur the lines out so good so

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<v Speaker 2>you can't tell that my wig is CBS blurred line.

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<v Speaker 2>I'll do what I can, but whatever, I hate a

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<v Speaker 2>bad wig too.

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<v Speaker 1>It's bad. But they send me a bad stuff.

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<v Speaker 2>And the thing is, the common misconception is when you're famous,

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<v Speaker 2>like online famous, they send you the good stuff, and

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<v Speaker 2>then when people your followers order the same thing, they

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<v Speaker 2>send them.

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<v Speaker 1>The bad crap.

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<v Speaker 2>Which they just sent me the bad stuff, So I

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<v Speaker 2>can't even imagine what they would send people who are

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<v Speaker 2>actually spending money.

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<v Speaker 1>And the thing is is that I read a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of like comments on like black women, like blogs and stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>That's the first thing they do is go on the hair.

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<v Speaker 1>They go in on the fucking hair. They're like, oh

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<v Speaker 1>well it's not blended right the hair.

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<v Speaker 2>Remember Gabby Douglas, she was like sixteen going to like

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<v Speaker 2>do the gymnastics at the Olympics and people were like

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<v Speaker 2>her hair, she need a perm those.

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<v Speaker 1>They look crazy dumb. That's not even we're talking about

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<v Speaker 1>like love and hip hop. When I watch that show,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, VH one, y'all have no budget. Do these

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<v Speaker 1>people show up with they own wigs? They do, or

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<v Speaker 1>they just have no budget for hair they do. That's

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<v Speaker 1>the whole budget is hair and eyelashes.

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<v Speaker 2>I doubt it because these wigs are so beauty supply store.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh by it, But why beauty supply store. It's the

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<v Speaker 2>beauty supply story where you can get your nails done in.

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<v Speaker 1>The back as well. That's how mad the hair is.

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<v Speaker 1>Shout out to the VH one perpetuating stereo stereotypes. Let's

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<v Speaker 1>see you Mona Scott. Mona Scott apparently is Haitian. I

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<v Speaker 1>think I read that. But her hair looks great. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>Mona's getting checks from several shows.

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<v Speaker 2>Her hair looks great. Her hair looks real, does it?

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, does that could play into the her being

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<v Speaker 2>Haitian thing? You know West Indians have better hair than

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<v Speaker 2>everybody else.

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<v Speaker 1>Let me just google it real quick. But I think

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<v Speaker 1>that it's just a thing. Like when you watch Real Housewives.

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<v Speaker 2>Of any of the housewives, they all got fake hair

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<v Speaker 2>pieces in they all wear too much makeup, but no

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<v Speaker 2>one wears more makeup than the Atlanta Housewives.

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<v Speaker 1>They be having like full beat face, but Kenya Moore

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<v Speaker 1>looks great though it's too much. It's too much much.

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<v Speaker 1>This is what happens when you let gay men do

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<v Speaker 1>your makeup. Ooh, I'm telling you, are we doing that now?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm doing it right now because like gay men, Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>a beat face for like a performance or an event,

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<v Speaker 1>but for like brunch at the Olive Tree, okay, or

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<v Speaker 1>going to see Peter at his like mom's house.

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<v Speaker 2>In regular life, No, you don't need a b face.

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<v Speaker 2>But these four K cameras are ruthless. They will pick

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<v Speaker 2>up every crease and crack your face.

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<v Speaker 1>It's the cameras are unnecessary. This is my problem with

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<v Speaker 1>TV nowadays is that they have the camera so zoom

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<v Speaker 1>the fuck in. No, give me some pixelated ship. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>you to get all up and through my face like that.

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<v Speaker 1>So this is why women are caking on makeup because

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<v Speaker 1>the camera, this camera is used for dude outdoors.

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<v Speaker 2>It's there's four K makeup, there's HD primers, there's stuff

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<v Speaker 2>that you can use that will make it look even.

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<v Speaker 2>But their makeup be looking like waffle maker crumbs.

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<v Speaker 1>It'd be like fick. It looks it's thick, thick because

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<v Speaker 1>the camera picks up everything.

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<v Speaker 2>First of all, the first of all four K cameras

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<v Speaker 2>was invented by a man, a man who was like,

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know mountain climbing. He was like, oh, I

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<v Speaker 2>want to see the sky better.

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<v Speaker 1>I want to see the trees. I don't see the

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<v Speaker 1>northern lights. Yes, he's like, I want to see I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know the skyline. So they get these cameras that

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<v Speaker 1>are built for I don't know, buildings and bricks and

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<v Speaker 1>wood and leaves and shit, and then they put that

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<v Speaker 1>on somebody's face, somebody who's thirty five. Do you know

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<v Speaker 1>life is hard? Cannon? I will kill you, Cannon, Sony Nikon.

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<v Speaker 1>All you people are terrible because I look at myself.

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<v Speaker 1>You know we did that, you know we'd be doing

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<v Speaker 1>videos and stuff. I'll be looking and I'm like, ooh,

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<v Speaker 1>give me an old camera. Don't give me this new

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<v Speaker 1>updated show a lens. Yes, because I honestly it will

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<v Speaker 1>make me overanalyze my freaking face. I understand Sydney.

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<v Speaker 2>First of all, all the cameras that are used are

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<v Speaker 2>not four K cameras.

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<v Speaker 1>They were not using four K cameras for us. That

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<v Speaker 1>was not what that was.

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<v Speaker 2>A four K camera is a thirty thousand dollar camera.

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<v Speaker 2>The checks that we were getting from them, it was

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<v Speaker 2>not thirty thousand dollars camera budget money, but vhe H

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<v Speaker 2>one viacom period cheap.

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<v Speaker 1>They're not spending thirty thousand dollars cameras. They might be hearing, they're.

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<v Speaker 2>Not listening to the podcast, and I will stand by

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<v Speaker 2>them being cheap because when my lawyer Rich tell you listen,

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<v Speaker 2>all I'm all gonna say is you don't need that

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<v Speaker 2>much makeup. Like I'll watch a YouTube tutorial and it'll

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<v Speaker 2>be like, no makeup, makeup, quick, instant look, and then

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<v Speaker 2>you'd be like.

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<v Speaker 1>Am I watching the videos?

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<v Speaker 2>Still eighteen minutes later, we still doing the face We

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<v Speaker 2>got a highlight on. I'm tired of the contour it's

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<v Speaker 2>like your face is already three D boom, like you're

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<v Speaker 2>trying to back your face come out more.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, that's for people with like round cheeks like Mariah

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<v Speaker 1>Carey stay with a contour but puffy. Stop drinking vodka girl,

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<v Speaker 1>but she got them chipmunk cheeks and with a line

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<v Speaker 1>across the vodka and percocets. That has nothing to do.

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<v Speaker 1>Her face was never that round before. It wasn't. She

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<v Speaker 1>used to be really really thin. I remember, Oh Visions

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<v Speaker 1>of Love Mariah Carey's face life. That's life on her

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<v Speaker 1>right now.

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<v Speaker 2>Speaking of life, I'm giving all my Haitian listeners life

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<v Speaker 2>right now. Mona Scott is indeed Haitian American. She's also

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<v Speaker 2>fifty years old. She was born she was born in Queen.

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<v Speaker 2>Did you see Jocelyne like quit the show and like

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<v Speaker 2>try to read her what she's saying. I watched this

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<v Speaker 2>on the Wendy. It was Wendy Williams played the clip.

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<v Speaker 2>Can we talk about Wendy real quick?

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<v Speaker 1>Wait? What do we want to talk about first? Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>So Wendy just played the clip and it was like

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<v Speaker 1>Jocelyne was like, I quit that show. I'm not doing

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<v Speaker 1>because Mona Scott, and she was like, you know, it

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<v Speaker 1>was very un Scott can suck my deck basic basically,

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<v Speaker 1>and she like jumped in her car and like the

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<v Speaker 1>window rolled up, but she like didn't have a button.

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<v Speaker 2>She like cranked it by hand. I feel like, anyway,

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<v Speaker 2>you gotta watch it on a Wendy.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but Wendy fainted this week.

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<v Speaker 2>Funny people are sick out here, Yeah, Sidney people are sick.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Actually, you just found out that one of my friends,

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<v Speaker 2>Merriment I have diabetes.

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<v Speaker 1>You know what, Marie, Honestly, I'm so through with you.

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<v Speaker 1>Nothing is sacred. I didn't say any names. I didn't

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<v Speaker 1>say my friend Sidney might have diabetes. You have no friends.

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<v Speaker 1>Every time you say my friend, they're like, Sidney.

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<v Speaker 2>I fact, I said one of my friends.

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<v Speaker 1>My friend. One of my friends are like, oh no,

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<v Speaker 1>gotta be Sidney. You're saying that. You doing that? They

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<v Speaker 1>got friends like I. At least how many episodes have

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<v Speaker 1>we done fifty three? Have at least.

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<v Speaker 2>Fifty three friends listen ape to uh Wendy Williams and

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<v Speaker 2>her wigs.

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<v Speaker 1>I think she was overheated. She was just overheated and

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<v Speaker 1>her sugar was probably low. I watched the video. Many

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<v Speaker 1>times when people faint, their eyes rolling the back of

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<v Speaker 1>their head, they fall down. She looks scared, She slurred

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<v Speaker 1>her words, she backed up, she felled out. So what

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<v Speaker 1>do you think it is?

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<v Speaker 2>People are saying that you they think she had a

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<v Speaker 2>mini stroke or like a baby heart attack, because when

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<v Speaker 2>you faint, you don't have time to look scared.

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<v Speaker 1>Your body just drops. So you think she had a stroke.

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<v Speaker 1>I think she had a little mini stroke. Well, she

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<v Speaker 1>looked like she got a stroke already, so I could I.

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<v Speaker 2>Could, oh see, Oh okay, Well she has thyroid problems. Also,

0:19:05.440 --> 0:19:08.040
<v Speaker 2>apparently she is what's the she's she don't have good

0:19:08.080 --> 0:19:12.040
<v Speaker 2>equilibrium whatever that words vertigo, vertigo she got she got vertigo.

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<v Speaker 2>So she's like six feet tall, six feet plus in heels.

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<v Speaker 1>She got a lot going on. You know, my prayers

0:19:18.840 --> 0:19:21.040
<v Speaker 1>are out with you, thought and prayers and prayers for

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<v Speaker 1>Whitney Williams.

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<v Speaker 2>I hope you get well, get your vitamins up, a

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<v Speaker 2>lot of nerdy, I know, ab CD.

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<v Speaker 1>I need all of that too. I actually had to

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<v Speaker 1>do some blood work. I'm going through some shit too.

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<v Speaker 1>Damn dude, you want to get into it. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like the listeners need to know more about us.

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<v Speaker 1>Go ahead, Sis, you know, I had some numbness, some

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<v Speaker 1>tingless ness going in my foot, in my cisy theorea

0:19:45.359 --> 0:19:47.960
<v Speaker 1>last longer than six hours. You gotta go to the doctor.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't take ci Ali's bitch. No. I have like

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<v Speaker 1>something was going on with my hands and my feet.

0:19:56.080 --> 0:19:58.960
<v Speaker 1>So what did it feel like? It felt like you

0:19:59.000 --> 0:20:02.000
<v Speaker 1>know when your foot falls asleep. It felt like that

0:20:02.560 --> 0:20:05.919
<v Speaker 1>in my feet and in my hands. So like if

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<v Speaker 1>you if your feet were numb, if you poked them,

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<v Speaker 1>did you feel that? Yeah? I felt it. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know what web m D did you web MD WEBCD.

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<v Speaker 1>They were like, it could be diabetes, but it also

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<v Speaker 1>was like I had a lot of caffeine that weekend.

0:20:22.800 --> 0:20:25.239
<v Speaker 1>I had a whole bunch of espresso. So that you

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<v Speaker 1>can you can send me. I don't have to be

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<v Speaker 1>a doctor to tell you too much coffee, too much.

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<v Speaker 1>You can o d on caffeine. You can o d

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<v Speaker 1>on water.

0:20:33.440 --> 0:20:38.480
<v Speaker 2>It's called drowning, and water is good for you. You can

0:20:38.520 --> 0:20:43.080
<v Speaker 2>give yourself like pneumonia, dude, So what you're gonna do?

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<v Speaker 1>We waiting for the blood work. Waiting for the blood work.

0:20:46.040 --> 0:20:49.280
<v Speaker 1>Thoughts and prayers for a year, for your girls, for

0:20:49.359 --> 0:20:51.080
<v Speaker 1>my friend who may or may not have diabetes. I

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<v Speaker 1>mean honestly, when I went, my blood pressure is low. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>so I was like, oh, I can't have diabetes. I

0:20:59.359 --> 0:21:02.639
<v Speaker 1>feel like you're blood pressure has to be high. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know how that works, blood pressure and stuff

0:21:06.240 --> 0:21:09.240
<v Speaker 2>like that, but I know that when your blood pressure

0:21:09.320 --> 0:21:12.560
<v Speaker 2>is low, the doctor be like, are you tired?

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<v Speaker 1>That means you're probably tired a lot. Yes, that's a

0:21:16.080 --> 0:21:19.520
<v Speaker 1>symptom of having low blood pressure. Yes, I'm always tired.

0:21:19.600 --> 0:21:21.960
<v Speaker 1>I needed a nap in the middle of the day today.

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<v Speaker 2>You sure did. I was getting ready. I was here

0:21:23.920 --> 0:21:25.920
<v Speaker 2>doing work in the studio and Ciity was.

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<v Speaker 1>Like, the studio today is at my house with my

0:21:30.359 --> 0:21:34.840
<v Speaker 1>fucking cats, my kitty litter. Uh, I mean the cat house, y'all.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a lot of cats. They were just like meowing

0:21:37.400 --> 0:21:40.000
<v Speaker 1>on the other episode. Yeah, you're gonna hear them in

0:21:40.040 --> 0:21:45.040
<v Speaker 1>the background, but they're screaming because they're trying to find

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<v Speaker 1>out if I have diabetes.

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<v Speaker 2>Like you know, they say animals sense things before if

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<v Speaker 2>we're humans, they can sense the diabetes.

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<v Speaker 1>Dude. I just I hope that I'm okay because honestly,

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<v Speaker 1>I can't afford diabetes anything.

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<v Speaker 2>That's my main goes. I just want to just a

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<v Speaker 2>quick flashback. Who's like, oh, you know what, let me

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<v Speaker 2>do my finances this. You know I could afford diabetes

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<v Speaker 2>or some sort of illness. You don't you know what

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<v Speaker 2>my budget is right now. Yeast infection. Yeah, I got

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<v Speaker 2>yeast infection because that goes away in like a couple

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<v Speaker 2>of days. I actually I have never had a YaST infection.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know how much they cost. It's like you

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<v Speaker 2>gotta drink something to clear that out.

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<v Speaker 1>Antibotics. Yeah, took a couple of pills. You take some

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<v Speaker 1>grammary juice, cranberry pills.

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<v Speaker 2>You flush it, flush it down, ut shut downs, Get up,

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<v Speaker 2>shut up.

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<v Speaker 1>I think it's a UTI is uh grammarry es. I

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<v Speaker 1>have no idea what a U t I and a

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<v Speaker 1>uh yeast infection? Well, yeast is the actual dough. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>like the materials if you legit.

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<v Speaker 2>I almost said call us now, but we can't have

0:22:55.920 --> 0:22:57.720
<v Speaker 2>you guys call us. But one of these days I

0:22:57.800 --> 0:22:59.159
<v Speaker 2>gonna be able to call us. We're gonna do a

0:22:59.200 --> 0:22:59.960
<v Speaker 2>live podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>Honestly, I really feel like people calling us would be dope.

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<v Speaker 1>You know I pick up. First of all, I'll be

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<v Speaker 1>like hello, hello, and like man like hold on, hey,

0:23:12.480 --> 0:23:15.040
<v Speaker 1>she can't come to the phone right now, or yeah,

0:23:15.080 --> 0:23:16.520
<v Speaker 1>what's up? And it's like I know that was you.

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<v Speaker 1>I've done that before. Oh me too. You pick up

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<v Speaker 1>and you were like and then you're like, I'm a

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<v Speaker 1>call the one eight hundred numbers that be calling. They'd

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<v Speaker 1>be like man speak Tosney Watcher. We're like, oh, you

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<v Speaker 1>have the wrong number. I don't even pick up a

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<v Speaker 1>one eight hundred number. Dude, you picking up eight hundred numbers?

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<v Speaker 1>Mm hmm. Sometimes they did. They do from six for

0:23:36.040 --> 0:23:38.359
<v Speaker 1>six and I pick up. Dude, I got Sally May

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<v Speaker 1>blocked on my phone? How do you do that? Listen?

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<v Speaker 1>I upgraded.

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<v Speaker 2>I updated my phone so it looks like I have

0:23:45.480 --> 0:23:47.800
<v Speaker 2>a brand new iPhone. It's the same raggedy six s

0:23:48.480 --> 0:23:51.199
<v Speaker 2>and thank you so much. And there's a thing you

0:23:51.240 --> 0:23:54.639
<v Speaker 2>can like black people from calling you on your phone.

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<v Speaker 1>It's beautiful. It's great Sydney speak of great Harvey Whitstein. Oh,

0:24:02.600 --> 0:24:08.280
<v Speaker 1>let's talk about it. It's honestly, I'm not I'm not surprised.

0:24:08.480 --> 0:24:11.800
<v Speaker 1>I'm not surprised by in twenty and seventeen has been

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<v Speaker 1>so motherfucking predictable.

0:24:13.560 --> 0:24:15.960
<v Speaker 2>Every time something come up, I'll be like, uh yeah

0:24:15.960 --> 0:24:18.119
<v Speaker 2>that fits with the yeah, yeah yeah.

0:24:18.160 --> 0:24:22.399
<v Speaker 1>Like twenty seventeen has been like that drunk fucking friend

0:24:22.440 --> 0:24:24.240
<v Speaker 1>that calls you the next day after she had a

0:24:24.240 --> 0:24:26.520
<v Speaker 1>crazy night and it's like, I'm never drinking again. Yeah,

0:24:26.560 --> 0:24:29.080
<v Speaker 1>And she's like, she tells you something else and you're like, girl,

0:24:29.119 --> 0:24:31.679
<v Speaker 1>what else can you shit on? You literally have shipped

0:24:31.840 --> 0:24:35.760
<v Speaker 1>on everything everything. What else can you do? It's like

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<v Speaker 1>two thousands. It's like so bad, but so I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know what the number is.

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<v Speaker 2>Harvey Wystein is going for the record, the white r Kelly, uh,

0:24:42.800 --> 0:24:46.000
<v Speaker 2>the white Bill Cosby, Bill Cosby, he is, he is

0:24:46.040 --> 0:24:48.959
<v Speaker 2>Bill Cosby, except Bill Cosby was using drugs. Harby Weinstein

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<v Speaker 2>was just like, I'm white and powerful.

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<v Speaker 1>He was using his white privilege, which is worse than

0:24:53.200 --> 0:24:55.719
<v Speaker 1>roofy Hello, okay, because I can see it.

0:24:56.000 --> 0:24:58.520
<v Speaker 2>I see the white privilege. I just wake up and

0:24:58.560 --> 0:25:00.280
<v Speaker 2>I'm like, why am I bot sore with the Bill?

0:25:00.440 --> 0:25:04.000
<v Speaker 1>He said, you know what, He's like, I don't need drugs.

0:25:03.840 --> 0:25:06.960
<v Speaker 1>He said that. He said that.

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<v Speaker 2>But the thing with me about hi, because I'm not

0:25:09.280 --> 0:25:11.639
<v Speaker 2>surprised about the Harvey Weinstein stuff. The thing about me

0:25:11.760 --> 0:25:14.520
<v Speaker 2>that that got me was when he the Lupita stuff

0:25:14.560 --> 0:25:16.560
<v Speaker 2>came out, because you know, in my mind, she's like

0:25:16.560 --> 0:25:18.639
<v Speaker 2>my sister, like legit, my mom acts like she's one

0:25:18.640 --> 0:25:21.000
<v Speaker 2>of her kids. I said, get the gun, Get the

0:25:21.040 --> 0:25:23.840
<v Speaker 2>motherfucker gun. I called my mom. I was like, my man,

0:25:25.240 --> 0:25:28.320
<v Speaker 2>he came for Loopitzza. He didn't touch her, though, Listen

0:25:28.320 --> 0:25:29.880
<v Speaker 2>to what happen. I'm gonnaell you as a story real quick.

0:25:29.880 --> 0:25:32.479
<v Speaker 2>I'm gonnaive you the little synopsis. So Lupita wrote an

0:25:32.520 --> 0:25:34.800
<v Speaker 2>article for the New York Times It's It's there, or

0:25:34.920 --> 0:25:38.280
<v Speaker 2>one of those magazines or newspaper. It was well written,

0:25:38.400 --> 0:25:39.800
<v Speaker 2>it was well, I mean, she educated.

0:25:40.080 --> 0:25:42.639
<v Speaker 1>But apparently what happened was when she was still a

0:25:42.640 --> 0:25:46.040
<v Speaker 1>student at Yale, she met Harvey Weinstein at some event

0:25:46.119 --> 0:25:48.000
<v Speaker 1>and he was like, oh, you're an actress, Yeah we

0:25:48.040 --> 0:25:48.720
<v Speaker 1>should connect.

0:25:48.800 --> 0:25:50.760
<v Speaker 2>And she was like, he a little creepy and people

0:25:50.760 --> 0:25:52.800
<v Speaker 2>were like, yeah, he's creepy, but he's, you know, the

0:25:52.880 --> 0:25:55.439
<v Speaker 2>most powerful person in Hollywood. So he invited her to

0:25:55.480 --> 0:25:58.239
<v Speaker 2>his house. She went to go see a movie that

0:25:58.359 --> 0:26:02.119
<v Speaker 2>he was showing. Her was there, She's like, cool, this

0:26:02.280 --> 0:26:04.840
<v Speaker 2>is safe, this is super. Fifteen minutes into the movie,

0:26:04.960 --> 0:26:06.600
<v Speaker 2>he's like, I.

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<v Speaker 1>Want to show you something. She's like, I'm watching the movie.

0:26:08.520 --> 0:26:12.040
<v Speaker 2>He's like, knowing Lupete, she probably said film, I'm watching

0:26:12.080 --> 0:26:13.960
<v Speaker 2>the film, and he's like, we'll be right back.

0:26:14.280 --> 0:26:16.440
<v Speaker 1>They go up to his bedroom. He's like, I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 1>give you a massage.

0:26:17.920 --> 0:26:20.359
<v Speaker 2>She said she panicked, but she didn't want him touch her,

0:26:20.359 --> 0:26:22.359
<v Speaker 2>so she was like, what if I give you a

0:26:22.359 --> 0:26:25.720
<v Speaker 2>massage and he was like, ah yeah, And then he

0:26:25.760 --> 0:26:27.080
<v Speaker 2>was like, I'm gonna take off my pants and she

0:26:27.119 --> 0:26:29.720
<v Speaker 2>was like, I'm gonna leave. So he never touched her,

0:26:30.080 --> 0:26:31.760
<v Speaker 2>but then it was like every every time she saw

0:26:31.800 --> 0:26:32.360
<v Speaker 2>him after.

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<v Speaker 1>That, he was like, listen, I got a room in

0:26:34.160 --> 0:26:36.120
<v Speaker 1>this hotel upstairs. Let's just get the food to go.

0:26:36.240 --> 0:26:39.000
<v Speaker 2>Like it was like every time it was like a

0:26:39.040 --> 0:26:40.160
<v Speaker 2>little bit more creepy.

0:26:40.240 --> 0:26:45.680
<v Speaker 1>But do you know with this Anglo Saxon, Dusty Musty

0:26:45.880 --> 0:26:50.480
<v Speaker 1>get into it, dishrag looking dude. He ended up saying, oh,

0:26:50.720 --> 0:26:53.400
<v Speaker 1>I recall something else. I would never Yeah.

0:26:53.440 --> 0:26:58.480
<v Speaker 2>He he denied hers sdifically, like he was like, oh no,

0:26:58.680 --> 0:26:59.040
<v Speaker 2>that never.

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<v Speaker 1>I never.

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<v Speaker 2>I never touched her, Like, dude, you at the bottom

0:27:03.640 --> 0:27:05.800
<v Speaker 2>of the barrel right now. You said, you shutting down

0:27:05.800 --> 0:27:08.080
<v Speaker 2>a queen. Yeah, He's like, I wouldn't. Why would I

0:27:08.119 --> 0:27:10.119
<v Speaker 2>do that? Why, Like, of all the things that you

0:27:10.160 --> 0:27:13.160
<v Speaker 2>should be denying, that's the one that you denying everybody?

0:27:13.320 --> 0:27:16.159
<v Speaker 1>He said, yes, yes, yes, White Hose. I didn't even

0:27:16.240 --> 0:27:18.440
<v Speaker 1>even have heard of, didn't even know they were actresses.

0:27:18.560 --> 0:27:22.680
<v Speaker 2>Okay, Lou Pizza your award winning He.

0:27:22.640 --> 0:27:25.080
<v Speaker 1>Said, yeah, Nah, that's not gonna work. He said, Actually,

0:27:25.119 --> 0:27:27.040
<v Speaker 1>I don't recall it happening like that. I don't. He

0:27:27.119 --> 0:27:29.760
<v Speaker 1>was like, I don't know her, and that cart that's

0:27:29.760 --> 0:27:30.080
<v Speaker 1>the fuck.

0:27:30.119 --> 0:27:33.439
<v Speaker 2>That thing about Hollywood is like, now we got a

0:27:33.560 --> 0:27:36.160
<v Speaker 2>bat for our sister, Like, wait, are you saying that

0:27:36.320 --> 0:27:41.800
<v Speaker 2>she's not good enough? You're purv Penis is too good

0:27:41.800 --> 0:27:42.080
<v Speaker 2>for her.

0:27:42.240 --> 0:27:47.639
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. So it's it's fucking It's just it's so annoying,

0:27:47.840 --> 0:27:50.959
<v Speaker 1>and like it's crazy because I met him several times,

0:27:51.000 --> 0:27:52.760
<v Speaker 1>like I've can we.

0:27:52.680 --> 0:27:56.280
<v Speaker 2>Talk about this everything you say to say allegedly alleged,

0:27:57.320 --> 0:28:02.119
<v Speaker 2>allegedly I served him, Okay, allegedly Penelope.

0:28:01.480 --> 0:28:05.040
<v Speaker 1>Cruise was there. Oh how was she is? She? Pretty? Well?

0:28:05.119 --> 0:28:07.920
<v Speaker 1>She was she was crying. I think something had happened,

0:28:07.960 --> 0:28:10.240
<v Speaker 1>like a friend had passed away. But or he was like,

0:28:10.280 --> 0:28:12.400
<v Speaker 1>I got a room upstairs. Let me no, no, no, no, no,

0:28:12.560 --> 0:28:14.480
<v Speaker 1>It wasn't like that. It was several people were at

0:28:14.480 --> 0:28:17.040
<v Speaker 1>the table, okay, but she was crying. She had a

0:28:17.080 --> 0:28:20.960
<v Speaker 1>thick ass accent. Yeah, she's like super Spanish, she's very Spaniard.

0:28:22.000 --> 0:28:24.080
<v Speaker 1>But that was cool. He was like trying to make

0:28:24.080 --> 0:28:26.399
<v Speaker 1>sure that she was He was comforting her. He was

0:28:26.400 --> 0:28:30.840
<v Speaker 1>making sure were his hands on her shoulders. A gross

0:28:30.960 --> 0:28:34.240
<v Speaker 1>you touched her shoulder. He made sure I kept getting

0:28:34.240 --> 0:28:38.720
<v Speaker 1>her like diet coke or whatever. Next time I see him,

0:28:39.120 --> 0:28:42.040
<v Speaker 1>he's at my job. He's getting punched in the fucking

0:28:42.080 --> 0:28:46.560
<v Speaker 1>face by Allegedly he got punched in the face by

0:28:46.600 --> 0:28:50.360
<v Speaker 1>a DJ that worked there. Oh, a female, you know,

0:28:50.480 --> 0:28:53.680
<v Speaker 1>a male DJ that was about four to eleven. I was,

0:28:53.800 --> 0:28:56.719
<v Speaker 1>I was like, I was like, you need a stool

0:28:56.920 --> 0:28:59.120
<v Speaker 1>just to get to his face. My man on the

0:28:59.120 --> 0:29:02.560
<v Speaker 1>turn to he bus driver upper cut that man. You

0:29:02.640 --> 0:29:07.080
<v Speaker 1>go learn today that allegedly the story was about the

0:29:07.160 --> 0:29:10.320
<v Speaker 1>DJ had touched his friends but a female. But I

0:29:10.600 --> 0:29:15.000
<v Speaker 1>don't I don't think that's what exactly happened. But whatever

0:29:15.080 --> 0:29:18.600
<v Speaker 1>the case is, he got uppercutted. The table flipped over.

0:29:18.880 --> 0:29:20.360
<v Speaker 1>It was a mess. It was a real fight. There

0:29:20.360 --> 0:29:24.960
<v Speaker 1>was a scuffle. The DJ left got fired. No, oh

0:29:25.040 --> 0:29:27.240
<v Speaker 1>that's cute. Your job is cute. He didn't get fired,

0:29:27.360 --> 0:29:30.560
<v Speaker 1>he still had a job, which I was like, wait,

0:29:30.720 --> 0:29:34.200
<v Speaker 1>that's what happens when t was he was white. Yeah,

0:29:34.240 --> 0:29:36.640
<v Speaker 1>and I was like, this is when two white people

0:29:36.680 --> 0:29:40.080
<v Speaker 1>fight collide, when the white on white crime, there's so

0:29:40.240 --> 0:29:43.480
<v Speaker 1>much power that like nobody nobody pressed the charge. Nobody

0:29:43.520 --> 0:29:45.080
<v Speaker 1>pressed the charges were like, let's just act like this

0:29:45.120 --> 0:29:46.720
<v Speaker 1>didn't happen. And then it was in page six and

0:29:46.760 --> 0:29:49.720
<v Speaker 1>it was a mess, was in page six six.

0:29:49.720 --> 0:29:51.800
<v Speaker 2>Well, I think that's the thing when when when white

0:29:51.800 --> 0:29:55.200
<v Speaker 2>worlds collide, what happens is they're like, I don't.

0:29:55.040 --> 0:29:56.880
<v Speaker 1>Have time to fight you right now, I'm rich, and

0:29:56.920 --> 0:29:59.160
<v Speaker 1>then they walk away. But the crazy thing is that

0:29:59.200 --> 0:30:01.680
<v Speaker 1>it was a DJ like you work your son. How

0:30:01.680 --> 0:30:04.320
<v Speaker 1>you can't just hit somebody? That's true.

0:30:04.360 --> 0:30:07.200
<v Speaker 2>Like if you, as a server hit somebody, you would

0:30:07.200 --> 0:30:07.760
<v Speaker 2>get fired.

0:30:08.280 --> 0:30:11.720
<v Speaker 1>No, no, no, me as a black server, they were

0:30:12.000 --> 0:30:14.440
<v Speaker 1>z that was they were jazzy. Jeff my ass any

0:30:14.560 --> 0:30:17.920
<v Speaker 1>may not Well that was a silent black I said,

0:30:18.000 --> 0:30:22.480
<v Speaker 1>you as a interest, right, it was that read but yeah,

0:30:22.600 --> 0:30:26.680
<v Speaker 1>it was it was just crazy because now coming back

0:30:27.320 --> 0:30:30.280
<v Speaker 1>to twenty seventeen, I'm like, oh, he deserved to get uppercuted,

0:30:30.640 --> 0:30:34.080
<v Speaker 1>Like it don't matter what happened now knowing I was like,

0:30:34.240 --> 0:30:39.880
<v Speaker 1>I bet you that DJ is like yeah I did it. Yeah, yeah,

0:30:39.920 --> 0:30:40.840
<v Speaker 1>it's a proud moment.

0:30:41.080 --> 0:30:43.120
<v Speaker 2>I mean, but all the stuff that's coming out is

0:30:43.160 --> 0:30:46.480
<v Speaker 2>not surprising to me. That's how Hollywood has always worked.

0:30:46.840 --> 0:30:49.680
<v Speaker 2>Like I would hear things stories about like the casting couch,

0:30:50.080 --> 0:30:53.040
<v Speaker 2>like that is just like code for you. Won't You're

0:30:53.040 --> 0:30:55.320
<v Speaker 2>gonna lay on his couch and give me some and

0:30:55.320 --> 0:30:56.560
<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna put you in my movie.

0:30:57.160 --> 0:31:01.520
<v Speaker 1>But this is a What oils down to is power.

0:31:02.000 --> 0:31:06.960
<v Speaker 1>When people have something that you want, it's crazy. You

0:31:07.000 --> 0:31:08.680
<v Speaker 1>don't know, people don't know what to do with it.

0:31:08.720 --> 0:31:11.280
<v Speaker 1>I mean, this is us, just regular us sitting on

0:31:11.400 --> 0:31:16.400
<v Speaker 1>Koucho regular maybe not regular, not regular, but well, I

0:31:16.400 --> 0:31:19.120
<v Speaker 1>feel like we're down to earth right now, right now, yo,

0:31:19.280 --> 0:31:21.440
<v Speaker 1>catch us in three years this I'm gonna be like,

0:31:21.560 --> 0:31:25.280
<v Speaker 1>I know. But also, we are women. When men have power,

0:31:25.480 --> 0:31:26.720
<v Speaker 1>it is sick.

0:31:26.760 --> 0:31:29.440
<v Speaker 2>Like I would I need men to have supervisors because

0:31:29.440 --> 0:31:30.800
<v Speaker 2>that's how sick they are with the power.

0:31:30.920 --> 0:31:34.960
<v Speaker 1>Word. Where's the Hollywood hr The Academy. There's none. There's none.

0:31:35.120 --> 0:31:37.080
<v Speaker 2>Well no, because Terry Crews, you know, the big black

0:31:37.160 --> 0:31:39.480
<v Speaker 2>Terry Crew said he was at a party and some

0:31:39.600 --> 0:31:43.040
<v Speaker 2>Hollywood producer came and grabbed his dick or squeezed his butt.

0:31:43.080 --> 0:31:44.880
<v Speaker 2>I don't remember which side of his body was, but

0:31:44.920 --> 0:31:48.320
<v Speaker 2>grabbed something. But Terry Crew's always doing something cooner. I

0:31:48.320 --> 0:31:50.200
<v Speaker 2>don't want to say it, but he always started doing something.

0:31:50.680 --> 0:31:54.520
<v Speaker 2>He's doing coon stuff or not. He's still a six

0:31:54.640 --> 0:31:58.560
<v Speaker 2>foot something black man. And a white executive came up

0:31:58.600 --> 0:32:00.800
<v Speaker 2>and just grabbed him and thought it was hilarious and

0:32:00.840 --> 0:32:03.640
<v Speaker 2>walked away. And Terry said he couldn't even say nothing

0:32:03.640 --> 0:32:06.360
<v Speaker 2>because he was like, well, how would it look me

0:32:06.400 --> 0:32:07.960
<v Speaker 2>as a black man putting in some white men in

0:32:07.960 --> 0:32:10.760
<v Speaker 2>the face in the middle of like all these Hollywood elites.

0:32:11.400 --> 0:32:15.240
<v Speaker 2>And it's like, you ain't gona no Jewish lawyer, like

0:32:15.280 --> 0:32:17.600
<v Speaker 2>a jew buo that could like shut this deck.

0:32:17.520 --> 0:32:20.480
<v Speaker 1>Like somebody said an email. Sure he went to somebody.

0:32:20.480 --> 0:32:21.920
<v Speaker 1>I'm sure he went to his people and they were

0:32:21.920 --> 0:32:25.600
<v Speaker 1>like listen, Terry, listen, you know, white chicks, that was

0:32:25.640 --> 0:32:27.800
<v Speaker 1>the last good movie you're in, So like.

0:32:27.920 --> 0:32:33.240
<v Speaker 2>No, your car right, just you know, So they're like listen, Terry,

0:32:33.280 --> 0:32:34.600
<v Speaker 2>do you want to do who wants to be a

0:32:34.600 --> 0:32:35.640
<v Speaker 2>millionaire for a season?

0:32:35.760 --> 0:32:38.640
<v Speaker 1>Or nah, Yes, that's what it is. I mean.

0:32:38.720 --> 0:32:43.200
<v Speaker 2>And the entertainment is so freaking fickle. It's so fickle.

0:32:43.640 --> 0:32:45.800
<v Speaker 2>One minute you're in, the next minute you're out. You

0:32:45.920 --> 0:32:48.040
<v Speaker 2>never know if you're gonna get another.

0:32:47.800 --> 0:32:52.400
<v Speaker 1>Joby Weinstein was in for like forty years, but people

0:32:52.560 --> 0:32:53.520
<v Speaker 1>wanted the end.

0:32:54.000 --> 0:32:56.040
<v Speaker 2>Well yeah, because all the women that are talking now

0:32:56.080 --> 0:32:58.160
<v Speaker 2>are like they he tried, but I didn't, but I

0:32:58.200 --> 0:33:01.360
<v Speaker 2>want to know what women and they let him like

0:33:01.400 --> 0:33:02.400
<v Speaker 2>those are women that I'm like.

0:33:02.320 --> 0:33:04.719
<v Speaker 1>Well what what what thing? Stories? Well, they're quiet because

0:33:05.080 --> 0:33:08.240
<v Speaker 1>it's the stigma is that women are always fucking to

0:33:08.280 --> 0:33:11.280
<v Speaker 1>get to the top. So if they mentioned that, they're like, yeah,

0:33:11.280 --> 0:33:14.480
<v Speaker 1>I was slept with Harvey. They're like, well, because where

0:33:14.560 --> 0:33:18.320
<v Speaker 1>you are, yeah, is your career really valid? So it's

0:33:18.320 --> 0:33:19.880
<v Speaker 1>some men that sleep. They wait to the top too.

0:33:20.240 --> 0:33:24.760
<v Speaker 2>Allegedly, Will Smith got on the casting couch for The

0:33:24.800 --> 0:33:25.520
<v Speaker 2>Fresh Prince.

0:33:25.320 --> 0:33:28.440
<v Speaker 1>Of bel At Are you serious, alleged, Laurie, I don't

0:33:28.440 --> 0:33:28.880
<v Speaker 1>believe that.

0:33:28.960 --> 0:33:31.320
<v Speaker 2>Oh my goodness, Sis, get into it. It's probably all

0:33:31.320 --> 0:33:33.880
<v Speaker 2>over lipstick Alley or whatever the hell y'all are getting

0:33:33.920 --> 0:33:36.040
<v Speaker 2>y'all news from now, Like this is something that like

0:33:36.440 --> 0:33:40.280
<v Speaker 2>people say John Travolta like this, Like these are names

0:33:40.320 --> 0:33:42.400
<v Speaker 2>that like when you When I hear them, I'm like, oh,

0:33:42.440 --> 0:33:44.040
<v Speaker 2>I heard that this person did this to get what

0:33:44.080 --> 0:33:45.080
<v Speaker 2>they got.

0:33:45.720 --> 0:33:48.240
<v Speaker 1>This is something that I hear. Let me, I'm gonna

0:33:48.240 --> 0:33:51.160
<v Speaker 1>throw this out there right now, go ahead me And

0:33:51.240 --> 0:33:54.000
<v Speaker 1>where I am right now at this age, I'm not

0:33:54.080 --> 0:33:56.680
<v Speaker 1>fucking because I didn't fuck so much and I got

0:33:56.680 --> 0:33:59.000
<v Speaker 1>nothing out of it. I'm not confident in my fucking

0:33:59.040 --> 0:34:00.760
<v Speaker 1>and I'm like, oh, I'm a fit help this. So

0:34:00.800 --> 0:34:02.840
<v Speaker 1>I'm not gonna call myself caught out there. But if

0:34:02.880 --> 0:34:06.200
<v Speaker 1>I was twenty four, per se, if I was twenty

0:34:06.200 --> 0:34:08.680
<v Speaker 1>four and I had the opportunity to just like, hey, bang,

0:34:08.760 --> 0:34:11.600
<v Speaker 1>somebody you your career to need no no play my

0:34:11.880 --> 0:34:15.440
<v Speaker 1>chips right to like maybe finagele a situation to make

0:34:15.480 --> 0:34:19.000
<v Speaker 1>them think that, oh maybe I would. Men are dumb.

0:34:19.400 --> 0:34:21.799
<v Speaker 1>Men are They're stupid. That's why I just I just

0:34:21.840 --> 0:34:24.640
<v Speaker 1>feel like women are so powerful and so many outlets

0:34:24.640 --> 0:34:28.200
<v Speaker 1>that if we just came together and put some shit together,

0:34:28.280 --> 0:34:30.520
<v Speaker 1>that's like we could take this stuff over for you.

0:34:30.560 --> 0:34:32.600
<v Speaker 1>But that's not going to happen.

0:34:32.640 --> 0:34:37.200
<v Speaker 2>Because women in general don't tend to stick together because

0:34:37.239 --> 0:34:39.360
<v Speaker 2>white women and this hear me out white women that

0:34:39.400 --> 0:34:42.520
<v Speaker 2>are listening. White women tend to not stand up for

0:34:42.640 --> 0:34:45.399
<v Speaker 2>other women. They stand up for themselves. They speak when

0:34:45.680 --> 0:34:48.839
<v Speaker 2>something affects them specifically, that's what it is. And then

0:34:48.840 --> 0:34:50.560
<v Speaker 2>if a black woman talks, they're gonna be like na, na, no,

0:34:50.640 --> 0:34:52.719
<v Speaker 2>no no, Like Lupita wrote a whole article about something

0:34:52.760 --> 0:34:54.600
<v Speaker 2>and he was like, nah, I don't know.

0:34:55.400 --> 0:34:57.160
<v Speaker 1>And then where are the feminists? Where are they at

0:34:57.239 --> 0:34:59.120
<v Speaker 1>exactly exactly I mean.

0:34:59.160 --> 0:35:01.600
<v Speaker 2>Meanwhile, me as a regular regular black woman, I was

0:35:01.640 --> 0:35:05.120
<v Speaker 2>at a Barnes, Barney's and Nobly a couple of years ago,

0:35:05.400 --> 0:35:07.480
<v Speaker 2>and I was charging my phone because you know, I

0:35:07.520 --> 0:35:11.360
<v Speaker 2>was not in there reading no damn books at the

0:35:11.400 --> 0:35:15.680
<v Speaker 2>Barney's and Nobly, and this like fat white dude walked by,

0:35:16.000 --> 0:35:18.120
<v Speaker 2>looked at me, kept moving and then came back the

0:35:18.120 --> 0:35:20.399
<v Speaker 2>other direction and he comes up to me and he's like, hey,

0:35:20.440 --> 0:35:21.200
<v Speaker 2>I'm a director.

0:35:21.280 --> 0:35:25.719
<v Speaker 1>I'm James Tobeck. This story like this is real, is alleged.

0:35:25.960 --> 0:35:27.799
<v Speaker 1>I'm not trying to get sued. This happened for real.

0:35:27.840 --> 0:35:29.640
<v Speaker 2>He's also it came out that he did a bunch

0:35:29.680 --> 0:35:31.600
<v Speaker 2>of crazy stuff to women too. But he came up

0:35:31.640 --> 0:35:34.920
<v Speaker 2>to me and was like, hey, allegedly I want you

0:35:35.000 --> 0:35:36.799
<v Speaker 2>got a really great look. I'm a director. I just

0:35:36.800 --> 0:35:39.919
<v Speaker 2>directed this movie about Mike Tyson. It's a documentary. Blah

0:35:39.960 --> 0:35:42.040
<v Speaker 2>blah blah. None of that is alleged because he really did.

0:35:43.719 --> 0:35:45.960
<v Speaker 2>And he was like, here's my DVD here, and I

0:35:45.960 --> 0:35:48.440
<v Speaker 2>was like, you just got the DVD just in your knapsack.

0:35:48.560 --> 0:35:50.080
<v Speaker 1>You gotta have it ready. It's like a mixtape, you

0:35:50.080 --> 0:35:51.919
<v Speaker 1>got it in your book. But you're man ready, You're

0:35:51.920 --> 0:35:53.480
<v Speaker 1>my man. You love documentaries.

0:35:53.920 --> 0:35:55.160
<v Speaker 2>So he gives it to me and he's like, I

0:35:55.400 --> 0:35:57.480
<v Speaker 2>feel like I got some things that are about to

0:35:57.480 --> 0:35:59.399
<v Speaker 2>pop off. I feel like you'd be a good fit

0:35:59.440 --> 0:36:02.200
<v Speaker 2>for something that I'm doing. Allegedly, so he's like I

0:36:02.239 --> 0:36:04.479
<v Speaker 2>was like mm hmm okay, and he's like, are you hungry?

0:36:04.520 --> 0:36:05.920
<v Speaker 2>Do you have time to get something to eat? Of

0:36:06.040 --> 0:36:08.719
<v Speaker 2>course I got time food. I might have just ate,

0:36:08.760 --> 0:36:11.080
<v Speaker 2>but I'm still hungry for your food. So we go

0:36:11.160 --> 0:36:14.879
<v Speaker 2>we get something to eat, simple, simple, dimple and he's like, oh,

0:36:14.920 --> 0:36:17.120
<v Speaker 2>you know, he's telling me all about his life. He's

0:36:17.120 --> 0:36:19.600
<v Speaker 2>telling me all these terrible things that he's done, not

0:36:20.160 --> 0:36:22.680
<v Speaker 2>like oh, I be touching women, but like, just he

0:36:22.920 --> 0:36:26.200
<v Speaker 2>seems like a terrible person just the way he's talking

0:36:26.239 --> 0:36:28.680
<v Speaker 2>to me. I'm like, oh, you used to like people

0:36:29.120 --> 0:36:33.040
<v Speaker 2>who are way above your penis grade talking to you

0:36:33.120 --> 0:36:36.640
<v Speaker 2>like women who are too attractive for you are friends

0:36:36.640 --> 0:36:37.480
<v Speaker 2>with you, right.

0:36:37.640 --> 0:36:39.400
<v Speaker 1>That's what That's all they want and need.

0:36:39.719 --> 0:36:42.040
<v Speaker 2>So he's like, oh, you know, when I getting ready

0:36:42.080 --> 0:36:44.440
<v Speaker 2>to cast things, I like to like sit in a

0:36:44.520 --> 0:36:48.160
<v Speaker 2>dark room with the person one on one to get

0:36:48.160 --> 0:36:50.120
<v Speaker 2>to know them. I said, that sounds like something that

0:36:50.160 --> 0:36:51.960
<v Speaker 2>I'm not gonna do, but okay, whatever, I'm gonna let

0:36:52.000 --> 0:36:54.359
<v Speaker 2>you keep talking because they haven't dropped the check yet.

0:36:54.600 --> 0:36:58.440
<v Speaker 2>And he was like, oh, you know something about like

0:36:58.719 --> 0:36:59.960
<v Speaker 2>just revealing your true self.

0:37:00.120 --> 0:37:00.160
<v Speaker 1>Me.

0:37:00.200 --> 0:37:01.839
<v Speaker 2>I'm like, that sound like I gotta take my clothes off.

0:37:01.880 --> 0:37:05.319
<v Speaker 2>He's like, well, if you're not comfortable nude in front

0:37:05.360 --> 0:37:07.640
<v Speaker 2>of me, how will you do a sex scene in

0:37:07.680 --> 0:37:08.719
<v Speaker 2>front of a.

0:37:08.719 --> 0:37:09.520
<v Speaker 1>Crew of people?

0:37:09.560 --> 0:37:11.879
<v Speaker 2>How about I won't be how about we just started talking.

0:37:11.880 --> 0:37:13.680
<v Speaker 2>We already talked about a sex scene. I'm not even

0:37:13.719 --> 0:37:17.000
<v Speaker 2>an actress, No, thank you, what I look like halle Berry?

0:37:17.400 --> 0:37:20.680
<v Speaker 2>So I said, okay, we changed numbers at the end

0:37:20.680 --> 0:37:21.959
<v Speaker 2>of the night because I'm like, I'm gonna be hungry

0:37:22.000 --> 0:37:22.560
<v Speaker 2>on Thursday.

0:37:23.000 --> 0:37:24.520
<v Speaker 1>So we part ways.

0:37:24.719 --> 0:37:25.920
<v Speaker 2>He hits me up and I was like, Hey, I'm

0:37:25.920 --> 0:37:28.200
<v Speaker 2>having lunch, I'm having dinner with Tom Cruise tonight.

0:37:28.239 --> 0:37:30.239
<v Speaker 1>I was like, who, what do I have that I

0:37:30.239 --> 0:37:33.799
<v Speaker 1>can wear? You got a Tom Cruise blouse or a

0:37:33.840 --> 0:37:35.600
<v Speaker 1>Tom Cruise shawl? Right?

0:37:36.280 --> 0:37:38.080
<v Speaker 2>So I'm like, what do I have that I can

0:37:38.120 --> 0:37:41.040
<v Speaker 2>wear for Tom Cruise with a scientology cardian?

0:37:41.160 --> 0:37:41.319
<v Speaker 1>Right?

0:37:41.400 --> 0:37:43.320
<v Speaker 2>And he's like, I'm at dinner with Tom Cruise and

0:37:43.320 --> 0:37:44.600
<v Speaker 2>then when that's done, I'm gonna hit you up so

0:37:44.600 --> 0:37:45.960
<v Speaker 2>you can come to my hotel room so we could

0:37:45.960 --> 0:37:46.760
<v Speaker 2>go over these lines.

0:37:46.840 --> 0:37:49.600
<v Speaker 1>I was like, Nope, not not into it. Not into it.

0:37:49.760 --> 0:37:52.359
<v Speaker 1>We never spoke again, right because I was like, oh,

0:37:52.440 --> 0:37:55.520
<v Speaker 1>I'm not I'm not good enough for Tom Cruise, but

0:37:55.680 --> 0:37:59.440
<v Speaker 1>you're good enough for me. Allegendly, what does he look like?

0:38:00.160 --> 0:38:00.640
<v Speaker 1>Google him?

0:38:00.719 --> 0:38:04.799
<v Speaker 2>James Tobic t o b ac this is what? This

0:38:04.880 --> 0:38:07.400
<v Speaker 2>is what I don't big and white and has glad.

0:38:07.440 --> 0:38:10.200
<v Speaker 2>He looks like Danny's. He looks like Penguin from Batman, but.

0:38:10.280 --> 0:38:12.360
<v Speaker 1>Like tall James Tobic.

0:38:12.600 --> 0:38:15.279
<v Speaker 2>But if you look at what people are alleging about

0:38:15.320 --> 0:38:18.520
<v Speaker 2>him now, he would invite women to his hotel.

0:38:18.680 --> 0:38:21.120
<v Speaker 1>The mother fucking nerve right.

0:38:21.120 --> 0:38:23.239
<v Speaker 2>He would invite women to his hotel room and then

0:38:23.480 --> 0:38:25.719
<v Speaker 2>tell him take their shirts off, and then he would

0:38:25.760 --> 0:38:28.000
<v Speaker 2>just start masturbating in front of them, or when they

0:38:28.040 --> 0:38:30.719
<v Speaker 2>try to leave. He got a lazy eye, he ain't

0:38:30.719 --> 0:38:34.000
<v Speaker 2>got no hairlines and like a tinted sunglass. But he

0:38:34.080 --> 0:38:36.480
<v Speaker 2>would if when they tried to leave, he would rub

0:38:36.640 --> 0:38:39.120
<v Speaker 2>his dick on their leg like a dog until he

0:38:39.160 --> 0:38:39.440
<v Speaker 2>came to.

0:38:39.400 --> 0:38:42.120
<v Speaker 1>He looks like he got skin cancer. I can't this guy, but.

0:38:42.120 --> 0:38:44.760
<v Speaker 2>Can you imagine if his his bit and he's big,

0:38:44.840 --> 0:38:49.280
<v Speaker 2>like his big body on my little tiny virgin body.

0:38:50.040 --> 0:38:53.359
<v Speaker 1>Gross. I mean, this is I'm gonna tell you as

0:38:53.400 --> 0:38:55.480
<v Speaker 1>a woman who has gone up to the room before,

0:38:56.120 --> 0:39:03.160
<v Speaker 1>back to the crib girl room. So you went up

0:39:03.160 --> 0:39:07.640
<v Speaker 1>to the hotel hotel holiday ann. Yes, but obviously this

0:39:07.719 --> 0:39:10.680
<v Speaker 1>is not somebody who was like a director. Who was it?

0:39:10.760 --> 0:39:13.640
<v Speaker 2>Somebody would He was a boom mic operator. He had

0:39:13.719 --> 0:39:15.960
<v Speaker 2>lots of coins. He's a bush driver, he was, he

0:39:16.000 --> 0:39:16.840
<v Speaker 2>had lots of coins.

0:39:16.960 --> 0:39:19.600
<v Speaker 1>I went up because he said he had to talk

0:39:19.640 --> 0:39:21.160
<v Speaker 1>to me, and then he ended up telling me he

0:39:21.200 --> 0:39:25.680
<v Speaker 1>had cancer. Wow wait what yeah? So he like I

0:39:25.680 --> 0:39:27.520
<v Speaker 1>was like, so you didn't bring me up here to

0:39:27.560 --> 0:39:29.719
<v Speaker 1>wait me. He just came to tell me about it.

0:39:32.200 --> 0:39:35.320
<v Speaker 1>It's just like you go, there's so many ways going

0:39:35.400 --> 0:39:38.280
<v Speaker 1>up to the hotel. Can something can happen?

0:39:39.080 --> 0:39:42.320
<v Speaker 2>I am too paranoid to go up to the hotel.

0:39:42.640 --> 0:39:44.279
<v Speaker 1>I went up and he told me, and I ended

0:39:44.360 --> 0:39:47.880
<v Speaker 1>up crying for the rest of the to stay.

0:39:48.120 --> 0:39:52.080
<v Speaker 2>And then while he masturbated. I'm sorry, he's just not masturbating.

0:39:52.200 --> 0:39:54.520
<v Speaker 2>Maybe that's maybe that's how he got He gets off

0:39:54.560 --> 0:39:58.440
<v Speaker 2>on twinman's tears by telling them that he is cancer.

0:39:58.560 --> 0:40:00.560
<v Speaker 1>Right. Did you even know him to be crying? Yeah?

0:40:00.600 --> 0:40:03.840
<v Speaker 1>We had gone out on dates before. He was an older, older,

0:40:04.080 --> 0:40:05.200
<v Speaker 1>older white.

0:40:05.000 --> 0:40:08.040
<v Speaker 2>Man, older older older and I was twenty four at

0:40:08.080 --> 0:40:08.439
<v Speaker 2>the time.

0:40:08.800 --> 0:40:13.279
<v Speaker 1>Okay, so last year and uh yeah, you know at

0:40:13.280 --> 0:40:15.239
<v Speaker 1>the time, I was young, and I was like, shit,

0:40:15.360 --> 0:40:17.920
<v Speaker 1>let me come out with these old rich people. Why not?

0:40:18.440 --> 0:40:20.440
<v Speaker 1>Why let's say how you say you gotta do it

0:40:20.480 --> 0:40:23.520
<v Speaker 1>at least once you have to try. Yes, you never know.

0:40:24.000 --> 0:40:25.239
<v Speaker 1>Did you like him?

0:40:25.560 --> 0:40:28.959
<v Speaker 2>Have you ever had duck pated duck proate?

0:40:30.040 --> 0:40:33.800
<v Speaker 1>I feel like I have. Yeah, Uh poate is like whatever.

0:40:33.920 --> 0:40:36.880
<v Speaker 2>But my question for you is if he had not

0:40:37.000 --> 0:40:40.319
<v Speaker 2>told you he had cancer, if he propositioned you in

0:40:40.360 --> 0:40:43.480
<v Speaker 2>some way, would you have maybe let that gore? Would

0:40:43.480 --> 0:40:46.360
<v Speaker 2>you have considered that? So you went up to the hotel. No,

0:40:46.440 --> 0:40:48.279
<v Speaker 2>I was like, absolutely not. But you went up to

0:40:48.320 --> 0:40:48.760
<v Speaker 2>the hotel.

0:40:48.800 --> 0:40:51.040
<v Speaker 1>I went up there, but I just I couldn't imagine

0:40:51.080 --> 0:40:55.840
<v Speaker 1>me putting any type of skin that's like literally falling

0:40:55.880 --> 0:40:58.560
<v Speaker 1>off into my mouth. I can't. I like my meat

0:40:58.600 --> 0:40:59.440
<v Speaker 1>falling off the bone.

0:40:59.440 --> 0:41:04.799
<v Speaker 2>But I don't like I mean, you know, like the

0:41:04.840 --> 0:41:06.080
<v Speaker 2>meat falling off the boat.

0:41:06.440 --> 0:41:11.399
<v Speaker 1>He was gonna suck the grizzle out. He wasn't gonna

0:41:11.400 --> 0:41:13.280
<v Speaker 1>suck the marrowel. I can't.

0:41:13.440 --> 0:41:18.920
<v Speaker 2>It's just, you know, I hooked up with one guy

0:41:19.239 --> 0:41:20.840
<v Speaker 2>who had money one time, but.

0:41:20.880 --> 0:41:24.400
<v Speaker 1>Oh black, okay. But what he looked like though, he

0:41:24.520 --> 0:41:27.640
<v Speaker 1>was like an older, older black dude bald.

0:41:27.880 --> 0:41:29.879
<v Speaker 2>Okay, but ballpark of the age here for me, says,

0:41:29.920 --> 0:41:30.680
<v Speaker 2>paint the picture.

0:41:31.080 --> 0:41:34.640
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna say he was twenty years older than me. Okay,

0:41:35.280 --> 0:41:39.400
<v Speaker 1>So he liked fifty. Bitch, you got a lot of

0:41:39.400 --> 0:41:40.120
<v Speaker 1>fucking nerves.

0:41:40.280 --> 0:41:42.520
<v Speaker 2>I'm just saying, like, if you were twenty five, you're

0:41:42.600 --> 0:41:44.560
<v Speaker 2>saying twenty years older than you. I know that means

0:41:44.560 --> 0:41:51.279
<v Speaker 2>at least twenty five. So I assume fifty. Does the

0:41:51.320 --> 0:41:53.960
<v Speaker 2>math not check out because you said he was like.

0:41:53.880 --> 0:41:56.280
<v Speaker 1>Twenty years older than if he was at least thirty

0:41:56.320 --> 0:41:58.600
<v Speaker 1>two years older than you, because you would damn I

0:41:58.600 --> 0:42:00.440
<v Speaker 1>think I was twenty two at the time. Okay, so

0:42:00.520 --> 0:42:04.520
<v Speaker 1>he was sixty, Go ahead, sisters. But he you know,

0:42:04.880 --> 0:42:06.360
<v Speaker 1>he gave me a little money here and there, but

0:42:06.400 --> 0:42:08.160
<v Speaker 1>it wasn't a lot.

0:42:09.640 --> 0:42:11.319
<v Speaker 2>Of money was he's giving you Because you know what,

0:42:11.400 --> 0:42:14.760
<v Speaker 2>I've never had a rich man just give me money.

0:42:14.840 --> 0:42:17.279
<v Speaker 2>I've had a poor man. I had a man, like

0:42:17.320 --> 0:42:20.919
<v Speaker 2>a middle income man. That sounds like a boyfriend, because

0:42:21.200 --> 0:42:21.799
<v Speaker 2>that sounds like.

0:42:27.280 --> 0:42:30.840
<v Speaker 1>That's not funny, that's that's hilarious, just like my diabetes

0:42:30.920 --> 0:42:34.400
<v Speaker 1>doesn't need a a commercial break to gather myself.

0:42:35.200 --> 0:42:37.560
<v Speaker 2>Okay, so you had him giving you money, but you

0:42:37.600 --> 0:42:38.640
<v Speaker 2>didn't have him giving you money.

0:42:38.640 --> 0:42:40.360
<v Speaker 1>He was just giving you money. No, no, no, I

0:42:40.360 --> 0:42:44.640
<v Speaker 1>would like have a story every time, Oh, you know,

0:42:45.080 --> 0:42:46.280
<v Speaker 1>I gotta pay a couple of bills.

0:42:46.280 --> 0:42:49.720
<v Speaker 2>It's like, where are those people that are just giving

0:42:49.719 --> 0:42:51.560
<v Speaker 2>people money like they are, my.

0:42:51.680 --> 0:42:55.240
<v Speaker 1>Dear, They're not here. They are either they're drug dealers.

0:42:55.840 --> 0:42:57.279
<v Speaker 1>I don't want to they a drug deal because I don't

0:42:57.280 --> 0:42:59.080
<v Speaker 1>want to get shot exactly. But those are the ones

0:42:59.120 --> 0:43:02.840
<v Speaker 1>that are really just just frivolous, just dumb, like drop,

0:43:03.239 --> 0:43:05.040
<v Speaker 1>They'll drop ten k on like.

0:43:05.239 --> 0:43:09.480
<v Speaker 2>Luggage, luggage, luggage all at once. I'm gonna get the

0:43:09.520 --> 0:43:11.440
<v Speaker 2>whole sets. I'm gonna get. I'm gonna get the whole

0:43:12.160 --> 0:43:14.040
<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna get the Duffalo.

0:43:13.840 --> 0:43:17.120
<v Speaker 1>Gets the whole set on the same day. Yes, that's

0:43:17.160 --> 0:43:19.640
<v Speaker 1>a family. A family needs a whole set. Pick you

0:43:19.680 --> 0:43:21.520
<v Speaker 1>pick pieces for the set.

0:43:21.680 --> 0:43:23.440
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but if it's cheaper to purchase the set, then

0:43:23.560 --> 0:43:25.719
<v Speaker 2>just to get individual pieces.

0:43:26.000 --> 0:43:29.480
<v Speaker 1>I don't have a group sale, bitch. It's like, these

0:43:29.480 --> 0:43:30.840
<v Speaker 1>are the set prices.

0:43:30.680 --> 0:43:32.719
<v Speaker 2>But you want all the monograms to match. I don't know,

0:43:32.800 --> 0:43:35.799
<v Speaker 2>since I don't. I don't buy luggage from Lubaitan get

0:43:35.800 --> 0:43:40.400
<v Speaker 2>my luggage from Marshalls or DJ TJ Max got the luggage.

0:43:40.960 --> 0:43:44.239
<v Speaker 1>It's the same luggage to me to me, you get

0:43:44.280 --> 0:43:46.800
<v Speaker 1>to me to me is cute. I don't know about Sumi,

0:43:47.120 --> 0:43:49.719
<v Speaker 1>but I know that I went and I was like,

0:43:49.719 --> 0:43:50.520
<v Speaker 1>is this little.

0:43:50.320 --> 0:43:52.279
<v Speaker 2>Little Nordica suitcase? And I was like, but no, it

0:43:52.320 --> 0:43:54.400
<v Speaker 2>don't even it's not known for making a luggage. The

0:43:54.440 --> 0:43:55.320
<v Speaker 2>wheel's gonna follow.

0:43:55.360 --> 0:43:57.520
<v Speaker 1>All you need to do all you need to know

0:43:57.560 --> 0:44:01.000
<v Speaker 1>is that you need a suitcase. Get a suitcase. Okay,

0:44:01.040 --> 0:44:04.399
<v Speaker 1>you're trying to get her everlasting suitcase and TJ miss ax. Yes,

0:44:04.520 --> 0:44:06.680
<v Speaker 1>I'm trying to get suitcase as we last, me several trips,

0:44:06.719 --> 0:44:08.280
<v Speaker 1>a couple of stamps in the passport.

0:44:08.560 --> 0:44:11.160
<v Speaker 2>Right, I can't just get the suitcase. I'm rolling through

0:44:11.160 --> 0:44:13.399
<v Speaker 2>the airport and the wheel fall off. Now I look

0:44:13.520 --> 0:44:15.960
<v Speaker 2>poor dragging my suitcase through Spain.

0:44:16.360 --> 0:44:19.120
<v Speaker 1>Okay, well back to me. I'm glad that I made

0:44:19.160 --> 0:44:22.920
<v Speaker 1>it through that time period. Okay, let's back. What are

0:44:22.920 --> 0:44:25.440
<v Speaker 1>you doing for the money? People listening want to know?

0:44:26.600 --> 0:44:29.200
<v Speaker 1>Not a lot, No, No. I Rather, the thing is

0:44:29.239 --> 0:44:32.920
<v Speaker 1>that at the time, I'd rather just be with somebody

0:44:32.920 --> 0:44:35.800
<v Speaker 1>who was broke and I like them. No, not me. Sis.

0:44:36.239 --> 0:44:38.440
<v Speaker 1>Times have changed. It's twenty seventeen.

0:44:38.520 --> 0:44:41.120
<v Speaker 2>I'm still waiting on I'm not getting Mona Scott Cardi

0:44:41.160 --> 0:44:44.520
<v Speaker 2>B chicks. I'm not getting Jocelyne chicks. I don't actually

0:44:44.520 --> 0:44:46.520
<v Speaker 2>don't know how big that money is. But I just

0:44:46.600 --> 0:44:51.440
<v Speaker 2>I feel like I I'm nice ish.

0:44:51.520 --> 0:44:55.320
<v Speaker 1>I hate the term goal digger. I hate it. Goals

0:44:55.400 --> 0:44:58.520
<v Speaker 1>I make goal I hate would you rather we dig

0:44:58.640 --> 0:45:04.240
<v Speaker 1>for coal? Like? What is the problem wanting somebody to

0:45:04.280 --> 0:45:06.600
<v Speaker 1>take care of you for the moment of time.

0:45:07.080 --> 0:45:09.480
<v Speaker 2>And then also for the most part, rich people are

0:45:09.480 --> 0:45:10.879
<v Speaker 2>attracted to other rich people.

0:45:11.000 --> 0:45:13.960
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. If a rich person wants to give, you know,

0:45:14.120 --> 0:45:17.520
<v Speaker 1>a twenty something year old Haitian American girl some money

0:45:17.840 --> 0:45:20.960
<v Speaker 1>to pay a bill here or thera, that's his business.

0:45:21.000 --> 0:45:23.759
<v Speaker 2>That's a charity. He didn't he donating the charity. That's

0:45:23.760 --> 0:45:28.280
<v Speaker 2>a tax right off. He's supporting the boys and girls class.

0:45:28.320 --> 0:45:30.080
<v Speaker 2>That's what it is. The girl Scouts.

0:45:30.440 --> 0:45:32.880
<v Speaker 1>Thank you. That's it. That's all that is. I don't know.

0:45:33.080 --> 0:45:36.920
<v Speaker 2>I feel like I know we had the Sugar Daddy

0:45:36.920 --> 0:45:41.160
<v Speaker 2>expert one and she was talking, but her situation was

0:45:41.160 --> 0:45:43.520
<v Speaker 2>a little bit different because the dude was married and

0:45:43.560 --> 0:45:46.160
<v Speaker 2>they were having sex, but he was giving her money.

0:45:46.200 --> 0:45:47.680
<v Speaker 1>But I just want to let you know, most of

0:45:47.719 --> 0:45:49.839
<v Speaker 1>these guys who are just giving their money away are

0:45:49.960 --> 0:45:53.440
<v Speaker 1>most likely married. Well see, and then there's no single

0:45:53.560 --> 0:45:55.520
<v Speaker 1>dude is like, let me just give you my money.

0:45:55.560 --> 0:45:58.600
<v Speaker 1>It's always a guy who's got something to lose. It's like,

0:45:58.680 --> 0:46:02.040
<v Speaker 1>let me just give you my Limity's a risk of everything. Yeah,

0:46:02.480 --> 0:46:05.200
<v Speaker 1>let me put some alimony on the line. Yeah, So,

0:46:05.400 --> 0:46:08.080
<v Speaker 1>like you know, I'm in a point in my life

0:46:08.080 --> 0:46:11.359
<v Speaker 1>where obviously I want to make my own money. Absolutely,

0:46:11.560 --> 0:46:15.440
<v Speaker 1>I definitely want that to happen sooner than later. That's

0:46:15.480 --> 0:46:16.000
<v Speaker 1>the goal.

0:46:16.239 --> 0:46:18.640
<v Speaker 2>I think across the board, Well, I mean maybe that's

0:46:18.640 --> 0:46:20.800
<v Speaker 2>the difference between us and like a gold digger.

0:46:21.320 --> 0:46:23.799
<v Speaker 1>We want to make our own money. But there's gold

0:46:23.800 --> 0:46:25.680
<v Speaker 1>diggers out there that want to make their own money too,

0:46:25.680 --> 0:46:27.720
<v Speaker 1>but they first of all, they need to get an investor.

0:46:28.000 --> 0:46:32.960
<v Speaker 2>You got to get off fun, gotta get it together.

0:46:33.320 --> 0:46:36.080
<v Speaker 2>You got to start from the bottom to be here. Yes, Like,

0:46:36.200 --> 0:46:39.240
<v Speaker 2>I like, what's her name, Milania Trump?

0:46:39.400 --> 0:46:40.840
<v Speaker 1>Wasn't she technically a gold digger?

0:46:41.760 --> 0:46:46.080
<v Speaker 2>And people like to say Milannia Trump allegedly, uh is

0:46:46.120 --> 0:46:48.879
<v Speaker 2>a self made woman? And it's like what They're like, Yeah,

0:46:48.880 --> 0:46:50.279
<v Speaker 2>she has her own business. I'm like, yeah, but who

0:46:50.280 --> 0:46:52.480
<v Speaker 2>gave her the startup money? Because she didn't come here

0:46:52.480 --> 0:46:56.080
<v Speaker 2>with money? She got money now? And what is her business?

0:46:57.000 --> 0:47:01.520
<v Speaker 1>She makes suits? Girl, you ain't got no job, She's

0:47:01.560 --> 0:47:04.000
<v Speaker 1>like tell me. I just feel like, it's what's the

0:47:04.040 --> 0:47:07.600
<v Speaker 1>big deal? What's a big deal with somebody giving you

0:47:07.680 --> 0:47:12.000
<v Speaker 1>money to start something? Right? Give it a little the seed.

0:47:12.120 --> 0:47:15.000
<v Speaker 1>If somebody giving you money and you buying shoes and

0:47:15.040 --> 0:47:17.400
<v Speaker 1>you getting your hair like that's dumb. You're starting to

0:47:17.400 --> 0:47:20.759
<v Speaker 1>sound like Amanda Seals right now. She said, what did

0:47:20.760 --> 0:47:22.640
<v Speaker 1>she say? Oh about the Jordans.

0:47:22.680 --> 0:47:26.040
<v Speaker 2>If you got more than one pair of Nikes, which

0:47:26.040 --> 0:47:30.320
<v Speaker 2>you never used your passport, then you got wrong priorities

0:47:30.400 --> 0:47:30.880
<v Speaker 2>or something like that.

0:47:31.200 --> 0:47:33.200
<v Speaker 1>I agree with that. I agree. How old are you?

0:47:33.560 --> 0:47:36.600
<v Speaker 1>How you thirty three, sir? And you got all them

0:47:36.640 --> 0:47:40.040
<v Speaker 1>shoes and you're telling me the farthest you've gone is Florida.

0:47:40.160 --> 0:47:43.600
<v Speaker 1>That's terrible. Yeah, yeah, y yea yea yea, that's really bad.

0:47:44.160 --> 0:47:45.920
<v Speaker 1>You don't even need a passport for that, and they

0:47:46.040 --> 0:47:46.640
<v Speaker 1>be bringing it.

0:47:46.760 --> 0:47:49.920
<v Speaker 2>Or you see pictures of people like their shoe collection

0:47:50.160 --> 0:47:52.080
<v Speaker 2>and then you like zoom out of the photo and

0:47:52.120 --> 0:47:55.800
<v Speaker 2>the mattress, the mattress and the box springer on the ground,

0:47:56.320 --> 0:47:57.759
<v Speaker 2>and it's like, you ain't got no bed frame? What

0:47:57.840 --> 0:48:03.360
<v Speaker 2>you got spairs of Jordan's. I'm all I totally agree

0:48:03.360 --> 0:48:05.799
<v Speaker 2>with her on that. I mean, and for me as

0:48:05.840 --> 0:48:10.080
<v Speaker 2>a woman who can literally find things for five dollars

0:48:10.160 --> 0:48:11.080
<v Speaker 2>and makes them look like.

0:48:11.080 --> 0:48:14.880
<v Speaker 1>A million dollars million dollars, I don't get it. I

0:48:14.920 --> 0:48:15.960
<v Speaker 1>don't get this sneaker thing.

0:48:16.120 --> 0:48:19.680
<v Speaker 2>I don't get it either in my entire life, owned

0:48:19.719 --> 0:48:21.439
<v Speaker 2>one pair of Jordans and I got them for free.

0:48:21.440 --> 0:48:24.480
<v Speaker 2>Shout out to jump Man, shout doing what they can

0:48:24.520 --> 0:48:25.600
<v Speaker 2>for the community.

0:48:26.080 --> 0:48:27.040
<v Speaker 1>Like, look, look at my.

0:48:26.960 --> 0:48:29.399
<v Speaker 2>New shoes, but I love a free shoe and I'm

0:48:29.400 --> 0:48:32.880
<v Speaker 2>not spending. I don't like paying full retail price for

0:48:32.920 --> 0:48:35.279
<v Speaker 2>things because I know that they're not worth what people

0:48:35.400 --> 0:48:38.239
<v Speaker 2>charge they are. They fall apart, you wash them, the

0:48:38.640 --> 0:48:41.399
<v Speaker 2>letters fall off, like, dude, the tag is.

0:48:42.000 --> 0:48:44.560
<v Speaker 1>Hanging on by a thread. Dude. I was at Zara

0:48:44.640 --> 0:48:48.520
<v Speaker 1>yesterday looking at these little leather wedges brand new.

0:48:48.880 --> 0:48:50.759
<v Speaker 2>I was like, I can see the glue. Like they

0:48:50.760 --> 0:48:54.799
<v Speaker 2>didn't even sew this. This was glued. This soul was

0:48:54.960 --> 0:48:58.839
<v Speaker 2>glu glued on, but they had it had the little

0:48:58.920 --> 0:49:01.560
<v Speaker 2>thread marks. I was like, did they copy and paste

0:49:01.560 --> 0:49:03.040
<v Speaker 2>the thread marks because they are still.

0:49:02.920 --> 0:49:05.240
<v Speaker 1>This since it was a filter, they do a filter

0:49:05.320 --> 0:49:05.799
<v Speaker 1>on that. Dude.

0:49:06.080 --> 0:49:09.400
<v Speaker 2>It was like it was crazy. You could see if

0:49:09.440 --> 0:49:11.239
<v Speaker 2>you look at what you're buying, you see that it's

0:49:11.239 --> 0:49:12.239
<v Speaker 2>not really worth what you're paying.

0:49:12.280 --> 0:49:14.239
<v Speaker 1>It's not worth it. But at the same time, you're

0:49:14.280 --> 0:49:17.279
<v Speaker 1>talking to somebody who's like financially unstable over here, and

0:49:17.400 --> 0:49:20.200
<v Speaker 1>I'll find other ways to be frivolous with my money.

0:49:20.200 --> 0:49:22.440
<v Speaker 1>But what I ain't gonna do is buy me some

0:49:22.560 --> 0:49:25.120
<v Speaker 1>Jordans some one hundred and fifty dollars sneakers. So you're

0:49:25.160 --> 0:49:27.920
<v Speaker 1>not gonna buy some Yezu's shoes, No easy, thank you

0:49:28.000 --> 0:49:32.040
<v Speaker 1>for what some limited editions. These shoes can't fix anything

0:49:32.040 --> 0:49:33.600
<v Speaker 1>in my life. It's not like when I step out

0:49:33.640 --> 0:49:36.919
<v Speaker 1>on these shoes people are like, oh my god, you

0:49:37.000 --> 0:49:38.680
<v Speaker 1>look amazing. Facts.

0:49:39.480 --> 0:49:41.479
<v Speaker 2>Even if they said that, they're looking at your face

0:49:41.480 --> 0:49:44.640
<v Speaker 2>and not your feet, and then that's you.

0:49:44.680 --> 0:49:47.600
<v Speaker 1>No, I don't need that. I don't need no distraction. Exactly,

0:49:47.600 --> 0:49:50.160
<v Speaker 1>look at my face, look at my eyes, roll them

0:49:52.160 --> 0:49:55.480
<v Speaker 1>true though, it's like, what are we doing? I mean,

0:49:56.760 --> 0:49:59.440
<v Speaker 1>I just want to I honestly want this is what

0:49:59.480 --> 0:50:01.400
<v Speaker 1>I would like. Okay, tell me what you would like.

0:50:01.719 --> 0:50:05.120
<v Speaker 1>Tell me what you want from me? More TV shows? Okay,

0:50:05.680 --> 0:50:07.640
<v Speaker 1>you get a little sack, stack it up, reg it up,

0:50:07.680 --> 0:50:11.160
<v Speaker 1>ring it up, give me some money. I also want

0:50:11.200 --> 0:50:14.040
<v Speaker 1>people to send me shit for free to review, like

0:50:14.200 --> 0:50:15.640
<v Speaker 1>mo Re, but stuff.

0:50:15.680 --> 0:50:20.560
<v Speaker 2>Don't send me garbage to review, send me quality produce,

0:50:21.280 --> 0:50:23.480
<v Speaker 2>send me good I mean I got I mean I

0:50:23.480 --> 0:50:25.239
<v Speaker 2>got some good stuff too, but the hair was garbage.

0:50:25.520 --> 0:50:29.720
<v Speaker 1>What other good stuff you got. I've gotten like cool sweaters.

0:50:30.520 --> 0:50:34.759
<v Speaker 2>Remember they sent me that quote unquote cashmere hoodie that

0:50:34.840 --> 0:50:35.319
<v Speaker 2>was rip.

0:50:35.560 --> 0:50:40.440
<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah you did. You're so honest, And that's what

0:50:40.520 --> 0:50:41.040
<v Speaker 1>I love.

0:50:41.239 --> 0:50:44.720
<v Speaker 2>It's like because you can see these reviews on YouTube

0:50:44.719 --> 0:50:45.319
<v Speaker 2>and you're like, that.

0:50:45.320 --> 0:50:50.360
<v Speaker 1>Bitch is lying. Sis. I could see your hairline. It

0:50:50.480 --> 0:50:54.960
<v Speaker 1>looks terrible, like even when they're doing makeup tutorials. I'm like, girl,

0:50:54.960 --> 0:50:57.919
<v Speaker 1>whatever light you got in your apartment, I could tell

0:50:57.960 --> 0:51:01.400
<v Speaker 1>when you step outside you look crazy. Well that's the thing.

0:51:02.640 --> 0:51:05.919
<v Speaker 2>You look crazy, girl, You look crazy when you beg

0:51:05.960 --> 0:51:08.640
<v Speaker 2>that in. But that's the thing though, right, is that

0:51:08.800 --> 0:51:13.719
<v Speaker 2>people will you watch these YouTube videos you do that

0:51:13.760 --> 0:51:16.960
<v Speaker 2>you follow the tutorial I'll be following these little tutorials. Yes,

0:51:17.040 --> 0:51:19.120
<v Speaker 2>since I see you, you can show up two hours later.

0:51:19.160 --> 0:51:20.920
<v Speaker 2>I'm like, okay, girl, what you smoke?

0:51:21.040 --> 0:51:22.080
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yes, yes, yes.

0:51:22.520 --> 0:51:23.960
<v Speaker 2>But then I get there and I take pictures and

0:51:24.000 --> 0:51:27.920
<v Speaker 2>it looks crazy in the photos. So it looks on

0:51:27.960 --> 0:51:30.640
<v Speaker 2>it though, yeah I guess maybe probably definitely, But like

0:51:30.719 --> 0:51:35.160
<v Speaker 2>I'm saying that, like it still doesn't look as good,

0:51:35.400 --> 0:51:37.440
<v Speaker 2>Like even if the light is off in your bathroom,

0:51:37.480 --> 0:51:40.839
<v Speaker 2>it'll look different when you go outside, right, And that's

0:51:40.880 --> 0:51:42.520
<v Speaker 2>something that people got to take into consideration when they

0:51:42.560 --> 0:51:43.959
<v Speaker 2>follow these little tutorials.

0:51:45.000 --> 0:51:48.520
<v Speaker 1>So anyway, want some free things, you know, I want

0:51:48.520 --> 0:51:51.920
<v Speaker 1>to build portfolio. I want to be doing things. So

0:51:52.080 --> 0:51:55.600
<v Speaker 1>like when we do this podcast, we do live stuff.

0:51:55.600 --> 0:51:57.839
<v Speaker 1>When we out there, people like, yes, that's my girl

0:51:57.880 --> 0:52:00.279
<v Speaker 1>up there doing her thing. You know, Like I want

0:52:00.360 --> 0:52:03.200
<v Speaker 1>us to do big things. I honestly, I listened to

0:52:03.239 --> 0:52:05.319
<v Speaker 1>the podcast over and over and over again. I'm like,

0:52:05.640 --> 0:52:08.640
<v Speaker 1>how come more people don't know about us? This is weird.

0:52:09.000 --> 0:52:13.600
<v Speaker 1>It is weird. It's straight, aren't you laughing? Over and

0:52:13.640 --> 0:52:16.080
<v Speaker 1>over and over again? And sometimes yes, the things are

0:52:16.120 --> 0:52:18.479
<v Speaker 1>just silly, but there's other things that you're like, it's dip,

0:52:19.239 --> 0:52:21.160
<v Speaker 1>it's dipth Well, that's why we had to hit them

0:52:21.160 --> 0:52:23.360
<v Speaker 1>with this one on one. Let y'all know that we

0:52:23.400 --> 0:52:25.840
<v Speaker 1>out here talk about things, but when you come to

0:52:25.880 --> 0:52:29.000
<v Speaker 1>the Unofficial Expert, it's just one hour to laugh and

0:52:29.080 --> 0:52:30.960
<v Speaker 1>chill about some like silly stuff. Yeah.

0:52:31.000 --> 0:52:32.680
<v Speaker 2>I know, you in your car listening, or you on

0:52:32.719 --> 0:52:35.279
<v Speaker 2>the train with your headphones in. Maybe you don't have

0:52:35.320 --> 0:52:37.040
<v Speaker 2>a seat, maybe you do, but you laughing and people

0:52:37.080 --> 0:52:39.440
<v Speaker 2>think you crazy. Yeah when they look at you, just

0:52:39.640 --> 0:52:41.080
<v Speaker 2>show them what you're listening, just.

0:52:41.280 --> 0:52:43.359
<v Speaker 1>Tell them, tell a friend. I know there's a lot

0:52:43.360 --> 0:52:46.160
<v Speaker 1>of holidays coming up. You know, there's got to look

0:52:46.200 --> 0:52:48.120
<v Speaker 1>you gotta have something to play in the background. Put

0:52:48.160 --> 0:52:50.759
<v Speaker 1>the podcast on. I mean, I feel it might not

0:52:50.760 --> 0:52:53.280
<v Speaker 1>be appropriate for your grandmother. They might have a stroke,

0:52:53.360 --> 0:52:57.000
<v Speaker 1>but you know, let people know. But stagg us and stuff.

0:52:57.080 --> 0:52:58.799
<v Speaker 2>Things that you hear you're like, oh my god, that

0:52:58.840 --> 0:53:01.719
<v Speaker 2>reminds me of Sydney. And I mean we're like everybody's

0:53:01.760 --> 0:53:04.839
<v Speaker 2>friends but not really. But like, listen, if you're if

0:53:04.880 --> 0:53:08.520
<v Speaker 2>you are listening to this and you're tagging us in things,

0:53:08.840 --> 0:53:11.279
<v Speaker 2>and you enjoy what you're what you're getting, then like

0:53:12.200 --> 0:53:15.319
<v Speaker 2>or here even more important, if somebody is like, yo,

0:53:15.360 --> 0:53:18.640
<v Speaker 2>I need like a hot, funny black chick for this

0:53:18.680 --> 0:53:20.680
<v Speaker 2>thing that I'm working on that with I don't know,

0:53:20.920 --> 0:53:28.200
<v Speaker 2>Mona Scott wigs not included exactly, b yo, bw be

0:53:28.360 --> 0:53:31.359
<v Speaker 2>your own wig. So like that's I just that's what

0:53:31.400 --> 0:53:33.440
<v Speaker 2>I want. I want us to grow. I want us

0:53:33.440 --> 0:53:35.840
<v Speaker 2>to keep growing where we are growing, are growing. Shout

0:53:35.840 --> 0:53:37.320
<v Speaker 2>out everybody who's listening.

0:53:37.800 --> 0:53:40.080
<v Speaker 1>Thank you, We appreciate thank you for showing up to

0:53:40.120 --> 0:53:43.240
<v Speaker 1>our shows, catching us outside, trying to catch a body

0:53:43.239 --> 0:53:47.719
<v Speaker 1>tapping us like sliding in there. Yes, yes, that is us,

0:53:49.680 --> 0:53:52.040
<v Speaker 1>a raggedy hoe with a CBS wig. That ain't me.

0:53:52.480 --> 0:53:55.560
<v Speaker 2>That ain't mean it is me, but whatever, we don't

0:53:55.600 --> 0:53:58.960
<v Speaker 2>know her. But yeah, just keep continuing to support us.

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<v Speaker 2>We're getting ready to shoot our half hour specials to

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<v Speaker 2>submit to Netflix and or Comedy Central. And that's gonna

0:54:07.200 --> 0:54:12.160
<v Speaker 2>be on Wednesday, November twenty ninth. That's the Wednesday after Thanksgiving.

0:54:12.680 --> 0:54:15.560
<v Speaker 2>So you got time to eat, go shopping for Black Friday.

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<v Speaker 1>Come see us.

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<v Speaker 2>Bring us a gift, bring a plate, Bring bring a

0:54:18.719 --> 0:54:21.920
<v Speaker 2>plate one or a gift to Actually the plate could.

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<v Speaker 1>Be the gift. I'll bring some type ofware, so you

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<v Speaker 1>just you can give me like a little fake plate

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<v Speaker 1>and I'll put the typeaware and I have it. You're

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<v Speaker 1>on a side. Listen. I'll take two styfham plates wrapped

0:54:31.560 --> 0:54:33.600
<v Speaker 1>in foil in a in a tote bad tape it

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<v Speaker 1>up twice.

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<v Speaker 2>Stack the plates. They'll stack them stack so they're sturdy.

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<v Speaker 2>But yeah, the show is gonna be Wednesday of the

0:54:41.800 --> 0:54:44.320
<v Speaker 2>twenty ninth. It's gonna it's gonna be at eight pm,

0:54:44.360 --> 0:54:47.360
<v Speaker 2>doors at seven thirty here in Brooklyn and Park Slope

0:54:47.400 --> 0:54:50.200
<v Speaker 2>at Union Hall. All the info will be on the

0:54:50.280 --> 0:54:56.359
<v Speaker 2>unofficial Expert page on Instagramah and uh, just keep continuing

0:54:56.440 --> 0:55:00.239
<v Speaker 2>to support live comedy. And if there's something specific that

0:55:00.280 --> 0:55:02.840
<v Speaker 2>you want us to talk about, hit us up, or

0:55:02.880 --> 0:55:05.520
<v Speaker 2>a person that you think we should contact, even if

0:55:05.560 --> 0:55:06.319
<v Speaker 2>it's a famous person.

0:55:06.360 --> 0:55:08.399
<v Speaker 1>We know people who know people. They just don't want

0:55:08.400 --> 0:55:09.480
<v Speaker 1>to do the podcast.

0:55:09.600 --> 0:55:13.760
<v Speaker 2>Mean, they scared, but then when then they meet us, they're.

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<v Speaker 1>Like, oh, wait, actually your girls are cool.

0:55:15.840 --> 0:55:19.040
<v Speaker 2>Yes, we are cool. This is all in fun. When

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<v Speaker 2>we are mean, it's kind of like relative mean. It's

0:55:21.239 --> 0:55:23.360
<v Speaker 2>like that cousin that you're like, oh, why she always

0:55:23.360 --> 0:55:24.360
<v Speaker 2>giving me a hard times?

0:55:24.360 --> 0:55:27.200
<v Speaker 1>Because I love you Booth. I mean, I mean, it's subjective,

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<v Speaker 1>it really is.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, are we really that mean? I don't think so.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't think so. I could be meaner.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, Marie, we have side one off conversations and

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<v Speaker 1>I'd be like, Marie, you are mean, and I'd be like,

0:55:38.640 --> 0:55:40.960
<v Speaker 1>shut up, Sidney. Yeah, But in conversation when we were

0:55:40.960 --> 0:55:42.560
<v Speaker 1>other people are like, she's so mean.

0:55:43.160 --> 0:55:45.480
<v Speaker 2>No, I think that people are attracted to that though.

0:55:46.120 --> 0:55:48.600
<v Speaker 2>They're like this she mean or she just really honest.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, they want to figure out what they like the

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<v Speaker 1>mystery Sidney. If I was a man, you wouldn't say

0:55:53.920 --> 0:55:56.360
<v Speaker 1>I was mean. You would say I was decisive. You

0:55:56.360 --> 0:56:00.319
<v Speaker 1>would say I was like a strong opinionated in the

0:56:00.360 --> 0:56:02.160
<v Speaker 1>news what I like and knows what I don't like.

0:56:02.160 --> 0:56:04.200
<v Speaker 1>If you're a man, I'm like he gay.

0:56:06.120 --> 0:56:11.080
<v Speaker 2>And yet as a woman, people are like, is Marica.

0:56:09.920 --> 0:56:14.640
<v Speaker 1>Like he's flamboyant as funny? Yes, yes, he's moving his

0:56:14.680 --> 0:56:22.959
<v Speaker 1>neck a lot. Yes. But shout out to everybody who's

0:56:22.960 --> 0:56:24.200
<v Speaker 1>done the podcast recently.

0:56:24.320 --> 0:56:27.040
<v Speaker 2>We really appreciate you. I mean, everybody just makes it

0:56:27.280 --> 0:56:28.200
<v Speaker 2>so much fun.

0:56:28.239 --> 0:56:30.840
<v Speaker 1>I mean, we can honestly talk to each other for

0:56:30.920 --> 0:56:33.600
<v Speaker 1>an hour and it's still be hilarious. But I love

0:56:33.680 --> 0:56:37.480
<v Speaker 1>the guests. They definitely keep up with our fast pace.

0:56:37.840 --> 0:56:43.359
<v Speaker 2>Rudeness, the rudeness, original ruess, rude gel other things. If

0:56:43.360 --> 0:56:45.759
<v Speaker 2>you if there's a specific type of expertise you'd like

0:56:45.800 --> 0:56:48.040
<v Speaker 2>to see, hit us up. You know where to find

0:56:48.080 --> 0:56:51.200
<v Speaker 2>us unofficial expert. Also, what we're going to do is

0:56:51.680 --> 0:56:54.439
<v Speaker 2>start putting bonus episodes up for you guys.

0:56:54.560 --> 0:56:58.320
<v Speaker 1>Little Treats, Little Tricks, Treats, Little Gift, Little Merry Christmas.

0:56:58.560 --> 0:57:01.319
<v Speaker 1>W ho for that? Ass uh? And what that is?

0:57:01.360 --> 0:57:05.200
<v Speaker 2>Gonna be is uh uh. Once a week we'll do

0:57:05.280 --> 0:57:09.200
<v Speaker 2>a bonus episode. Somebody has said to us that when

0:57:09.320 --> 0:57:11.520
<v Speaker 2>the episode ends, we're always laughing at something, and they

0:57:11.560 --> 0:57:13.600
<v Speaker 2>want to know what happens at the end of the episode.

0:57:13.920 --> 0:57:16.600
<v Speaker 2>So you're gonna get like a little bonus, a little

0:57:16.600 --> 0:57:18.680
<v Speaker 2>behind the scenes premium situation.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, And it's like, you know, I see y'all going

0:57:22.120 --> 0:57:24.760
<v Speaker 1>to the Beyonce concerts. I see y'all out here paying

0:57:24.840 --> 0:57:27.439
<v Speaker 1>for you know, these yeezies. I see you this four

0:57:27.480 --> 0:57:29.720
<v Speaker 1>four four. Yeah, I see you're out here getting these

0:57:29.760 --> 0:57:32.520
<v Speaker 1>face masks and these threading and stuff. You know, take

0:57:32.560 --> 0:57:35.280
<v Speaker 1>a break from that and then pay for some shit

0:57:35.360 --> 0:57:37.680
<v Speaker 1>of ours, you know. Yeah, Yeah, we worth it? Are

0:57:37.720 --> 0:57:39.960
<v Speaker 1>we not worth We worth it, Marie? We are worth it.

0:57:40.040 --> 0:57:42.960
<v Speaker 1>We I mean, we're entertainers. You gotta start at the

0:57:43.480 --> 0:57:46.479
<v Speaker 1>ground up, you know, you gotta move it. You gotta listen.

0:57:46.520 --> 0:57:49.080
<v Speaker 1>We're asking y'all for the seed money in this episode.

0:57:48.760 --> 0:57:52.520
<v Speaker 2>Right yeah, listen for like, like even if it's a

0:57:52.560 --> 0:57:55.720
<v Speaker 2>dollar a month, just to know that the premium episodes were,

0:57:55.720 --> 0:57:57.360
<v Speaker 2>they're not gonna be They're not gonna be free.

0:57:57.480 --> 0:58:00.840
<v Speaker 1>No, you'll still get these guys. This is uh this

0:58:00.880 --> 0:58:04.360
<v Speaker 1>is an audio GoFundMe right now. Yes, it is little.

0:58:04.680 --> 0:58:08.160
<v Speaker 2>I mean after So, we did the episode with the

0:58:08.520 --> 0:58:09.320
<v Speaker 2>Runaway Bride.

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<v Speaker 1>It was amazing. If you haven't heard it, go right now.

0:58:13.600 --> 0:58:16.280
<v Speaker 1>April storm mess was hilarious.

0:58:16.360 --> 0:58:19.360
<v Speaker 2>April ten businessses so she was super messy, but the

0:58:19.400 --> 0:58:21.400
<v Speaker 2>episode was so good. And what happens a lot of

0:58:21.480 --> 0:58:23.760
<v Speaker 2>times is people come on the podcast tell us all

0:58:23.760 --> 0:58:27.320
<v Speaker 2>their business and then at the very end they're like

0:58:27.840 --> 0:58:31.200
<v Speaker 2>so warmed up that they're like things are falling out.

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<v Speaker 1>It's crazy.

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<v Speaker 2>So the bonus episodes will just be that the continuation

0:58:35.680 --> 0:58:38.400
<v Speaker 2>of the stuff that you heard and you already enjoyed.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and I feel like it's worth it. I feel

0:58:40.720 --> 0:58:44.680
<v Speaker 1>like there's always more to know. We might even get

0:58:44.680 --> 0:58:48.080
<v Speaker 1>it juicier in these little bonus episodes. Some things that

0:58:48.160 --> 0:58:50.120
<v Speaker 1>you're like, oh shit, I wanted to know about that,

0:58:51.080 --> 0:58:53.200
<v Speaker 1>you won't know. We gonna just put a little seat

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<v Speaker 1>at the end line. If you want to find out

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<v Speaker 1>blah blah blah, go to If you want to know more,

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<v Speaker 1>turn to page seventeen. If you want to go home,

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<v Speaker 1>turn the page twelve.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, like the Choose your own Adventure books, Yeah,

0:59:04.480 --> 0:59:07.520
<v Speaker 2>that's what our podcast is anyway. I feel like I've

0:59:07.520 --> 0:59:08.840
<v Speaker 2>said everything that I wanted to say.

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<v Speaker 1>Are you ready for the guests this episode? Come on

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<v Speaker 1>guess tonight.

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<v Speaker 2>We have Jelly and Jam, Sidney's Grocery cat Cats experts.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, Sydney. Let people know listening where they can find you.

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<v Speaker 1>You can catch me outside about people still saying that no, no,

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<v Speaker 1>she got a record deal. Yeah, but then she's also

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<v Speaker 1>crying like an interviews she's having. Yeah, she's like twelve

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<v Speaker 1>for everything about nothing. Put your head on my bosoom.

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<v Speaker 1>You could catch me on Instagram just said BW g

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<v Speaker 1>s y d n y C, and then catch us

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<v Speaker 1>on the Facebook page the Unofficial expert like comment, we

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<v Speaker 1>need to update that, but you know what I'm saying.

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<v Speaker 1>We do we can.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, we need a in turn, we need an intern

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<v Speaker 2>that's gonna work for free. Oh yeah, will work for love.

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<v Speaker 2>I will, I will, I will listen. You can find

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<v Speaker 2>me on Instagram at rez r e e e z

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<v Speaker 2>y and then you can find me live at Union

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<v Speaker 2>Hall on Wednesday, November twenty ninth, eight.

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<v Speaker 1>Pm doing my half hour.

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<v Speaker 2>You got to catch people before I'm famous before I start, uh,

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<v Speaker 2>sexually assaulting dudes in hotel. Oh my god, I want

1:00:27.760 --> 1:00:29.080
<v Speaker 2>you to do it, and I want you to do

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<v Speaker 2>it to like to like a white man.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, Connor, just put put a whole broomstick. No,

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, I have to go. I'm kidding youraf

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<v Speaker 1>the Bonus episode and everything that's gonna happen right after this.

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<v Speaker 1>Bye guys, Bye,