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Speaker 1: Hey, Hello, Welcome to the Unofficial Expert Podcast with Sydney

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Speaker 1: and Mahsomi. Hi guys, Hey, what's u? Sidney? Why did

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Speaker 1: you laugh? Like? That's not my real name? I know,

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Speaker 1: but it's just you know, it took you so long

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Speaker 1: to get to where you are right now before you

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Speaker 1: didn't even want to tell people your last name.

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Speaker 2: Well, they still don't know my last name, they do you?

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Speaker 2: They don't even know how to spell what I just said. Listeners,

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Speaker 2: if you know how to spell what I just said,

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Speaker 2: please slide in my DMS and find me on Instagram

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Speaker 2: at reezi or e E E see why and uh

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Speaker 2: just type it out or underneath our most recent photo

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Speaker 2: on the Undividual Expert page.

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Speaker 1: Just spell male sallyel or if you know my middle

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Speaker 1: name at me. At just said BW j U s

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Speaker 1: T s y D BW at me and tell me

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Speaker 1: what my middle name is. I usually never tell anybody

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Speaker 1: what my middle name means. Means, I mean, I guess

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Speaker 1: stand for it means, but I know what it is. Yeah. Anyway, guys, Sydney,

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Speaker 1: how are you doing? You know the holidays are coming up.

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Speaker 1: It's it's a tough time for me.

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Speaker 2: Really, Yeah, why is it tough because you don't like

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Speaker 2: buying gifts for people.

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Speaker 1: Well, every time this year comes around, either I make

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Speaker 1: a ton of money or no money at all. It's

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Speaker 1: so weird. It's like a back and forth. Like last year,

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Speaker 1: I have coins coming in because I had two jobs,

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Speaker 1: one for the clothes, one for my friends. I had

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Speaker 1: so much money last year and now this holiday zeto.

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Speaker 2: I feel like for me, this year started out good financially, right.

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Speaker 2: We had that show on MTV and we did a

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Speaker 2: bunch of episodes for that and it went like it

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Speaker 2: was like international.

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Speaker 1: I was like, look at me make money.

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Speaker 2: And then after I got that last check in March, yeah,

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Speaker 2: my money was like we're estranged, yes, And I'm like.

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Speaker 1: But I but I need you and I right now

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Speaker 1: I'm saying, how did you get here? I'm here looking

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Speaker 1: at my finances like nobody's supposed to be here. Do

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Speaker 1: you look at your finances? Though? I do, because I'm

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Speaker 1: constantly looking at my City bank account because I never

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Speaker 1: want to go somewhere and get embarrassed. Ever, really yes,

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Speaker 1: Because waitressing, I see people get get cards to client

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Speaker 1: and then I gotta slide them a note like if

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Speaker 1: you read in this your called it's too late, call

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Speaker 1: the bank.

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Speaker 2: Did somebody's gonna get the client? And you went over

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Speaker 2: and you were like, excuse me, Uh, did you like

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Speaker 2: say out loud to embarrass them or did you normally

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Speaker 2: like whisper.

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Speaker 1: No, excuse me? I swept, I ranted three times. Always

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Speaker 1: am like understanding because maybe you do have the money there?

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Speaker 1: And yes, I'm not saying are you understanding, I'm saying,

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Speaker 1: do you say real loud? No? Be cline no, because

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Speaker 1: people are crazy. They don't want to be embarrassed in

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Speaker 1: front of their friends that they probably don't even know that. Well, yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's true. So I tapped them on the shoulder and

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Speaker 1: I let them know. And then by the third card,

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Speaker 1: By the third card, I said, sir, we're.

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Speaker 2: Not gonna be going give you a card that w

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Speaker 2: won't work and then they'll give you a third car.

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Speaker 1: You actually be like, give me the whole while, and

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Speaker 1: matter of fact, come with me. Come with me. Let's

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Speaker 1: call it the bank, because I don't have time to

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Speaker 1: be going back and forth with you. Is this a

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Speaker 1: new card because there's still a sticker on it. No,

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Speaker 1: there'll be no sticker. It'll be like broken in half.

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Speaker 1: I'm like, sir, I wouldn't I gonna do it? This

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Speaker 1: is a puzzle, right, Sure? Is this Elmer's? Is this

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Speaker 1: Elmer's glue? And you holding this? Was this sticker butter

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Speaker 1: is a statch tip? Yeah? I can't.

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Speaker 2: What's the craziest excuse someone's ever giving you about their

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Speaker 2: car being declined?

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Speaker 1: The craziest there's no excuse. But somebody will literally show

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Speaker 1: me how much money they have in their account. How

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Speaker 1: much money they have in their account. Oh, and then

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Speaker 1: I'll look at it a screenshot. No know, they'll go

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Speaker 1: in their account and look, the money's there. The money

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Speaker 1: one times not coming through. One time somebody had over

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Speaker 1: nine hundred thousand dollars in the nine hundred that was

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Speaker 1: just one of the cards, and the car got declined.

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Speaker 2: Yes, you see, listeners, just because they got a little

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Speaker 2: bit more money than me, they doing better than you.

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Speaker 1: So his car got getting declined. Yeah, but he was like, oh,

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Speaker 1: I just came back from overseas blah blah blah, so

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Speaker 1: I can show you another card. I was like, yeah,

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Speaker 1: show me another card, and they gave me another card.

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Speaker 1: And then Dad doesn't go through. He ended up having

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Speaker 1: a fucking freeze on all his accounts. There was a

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Speaker 1: bank was like, you're not in New York. He has

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Speaker 1: his fraudulent accounts, and so finally he gets the money

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Speaker 1: for me and get he got all this money, but

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Speaker 1: he gave me a fifteen percent tip.

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Speaker 2: My nigga, you don't have twenty five.

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Speaker 1: He got twenty five, but his accounts were just frozen.

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Speaker 2: You were there, Yeah, but you got the money, So

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Speaker 2: give me that twenty five for wasting my time.

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Speaker 1: Well that's true.

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Speaker 2: And you probably after saw, after seeing how much money

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Speaker 2: he had, you were like, oh, well, let me be

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Speaker 2: a little bit more.

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Speaker 1: Patient with Bruce. Listen. This is what I would sing

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Speaker 1: when I would when I would have to like drop

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Speaker 1: the check. I'd be like, when I dropped that check,

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Speaker 1: I hope it's fifty five percent, fifty five percent, fifty

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Speaker 1: five percent. When I dropped a check, I hope I

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Speaker 1: get fifty five percent. I don't know that song. Could

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Speaker 1: you just make that up? No? This is what I

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Speaker 1: would say, Like sometimes it would work too. This is

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Speaker 1: the song that you made up. This is the radio. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: this is what I would hope that I would get more. Oh, okay,

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Speaker 1: twenty five or like twenty percent, tip, I would want

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Speaker 1: to get fifty five. Fifty five percent is half of

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Speaker 1: what it is, yes, plus five percent? Yees. So if

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Speaker 1: the check is two hundred dollars, you want me to

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Speaker 1: give you one hundred and ten dollars, yes, tip, Yes,

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Speaker 1: and it has happened before. I'm sure it has. But

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Speaker 1: I don't owe you fifty five percent. Yes, yes, Marie,

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Speaker 1: you're talking about somebody who's frugal, and you know they

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Speaker 1: don't know when ay money is coming in. I'm talking

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Speaker 1: about people who are extra wealthy who can just give

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Speaker 2: But people who are wealthy don't give their money away.

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Speaker 2: That's why they're still rich. You'd be surprised, listen, No,

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Speaker 2: you be surprised. I've been seeing people with money and

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Speaker 2: I like. So we have a friend.

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Speaker 1: Am I gonna put this pardal blast? Yeses.

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Speaker 2: So we have a friend who works with a real

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Speaker 2: housewife of New York or something like that. Right, So

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Speaker 2: the real housewife husband is sick. She talks about it

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Speaker 2: on the show. So we not revealing client doctor confidentiality

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Speaker 2: or whatever the hell that word is. Okay, So she

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Speaker 2: said that the woman's husband has cancer, right, and she

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Speaker 2: needed a hospital bed for him.

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Speaker 1: Oh I remember that.

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Speaker 2: She was like, the bed, the hospital bed was gonna

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Speaker 2: cost five thousand dollars. And she was like, I'm just

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Speaker 2: gonna call the place and have them give me a

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Speaker 1: So she called the place to get like a hot end.

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Speaker 2: Luxurious like fancy people. Soho house bid that was when

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Speaker 2: cost us five thousand dollars. And she called and she says, Hi,

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Speaker 2: I'm so and so from the Real Housewives of New York.

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Speaker 2: And if the person on the other line don't know

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Speaker 2: who she is, she hangs up, and then she calls

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Speaker 2: back and says it again until somebody who recognizes her

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Speaker 1: She got the bed for free?

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Speaker 2: What she got the five thousand dollars hospital bed for

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Speaker 2: three And then her leg go to line is I'm

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Speaker 2: worth thirty six million dollars. Apparently as well, she screams

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Speaker 2: on the show, I'm worth thirty six million dollars. I

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Speaker 2: don't have time for this. That's her leg line. My dude,

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Speaker 2: husband is worth thirty six million dollars, not her, But

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Speaker 2: she got the bed for free, like so, I mean,

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Speaker 2: imagine what a real basketball a real basketball wife for

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Speaker 2: a a sheba charae.

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Speaker 1: What they're saying.

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Speaker 2: What they're saying when they call someplace like, hey, i'm

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Speaker 2: shot too, I'm calling from chateau. I should be getting

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Speaker 2: a free blacktop from my chateau.

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Speaker 1: Right, So that's how people keep their money. They literally

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Speaker 1: make sure they get shit for free.

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Speaker 2: That's true, right, And people who are famous are used

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Speaker 2: to getting things for free. Right because famous people get things.

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Speaker 1: For like sent to them, right, Like Marie, people would

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Speaker 1: be sending you stuff. What's up with that? I'm not famous, yeah,

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Speaker 1: but people be sending you hair and shy yeah yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I mean tell the people about this, uh this hair situation.

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Speaker 2: Well, let me tell you something. My hair is, you know,

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Speaker 2: it's doing what it needs to do for TV. But

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Speaker 2: this company sent me. They were like, oh, we want

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Speaker 2: to send you some virgin, you know, human hair.

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Speaker 1: It's gonna be dope. Shout out to this place. That's terrible.

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Speaker 1: And so they were like, here's our website and check

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Speaker 1: it out. I checked the website out. I was like,

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Speaker 1: this looks like a scam, right, I said, everybody, all

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Speaker 1: the models look like they got taken. You don't have

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Speaker 1: the scammer.

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Speaker 2: It looks like a scam right because the pictures of

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Speaker 2: the hair, it was like stuff that they ripped from

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Speaker 2: other people's websites and then they put on the website.

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Speaker 1: Because nothing matched colored grating, it was off, and then

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Speaker 1: the filters were the same. I was like, this looks

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Speaker 1: like her hair. This looks like Spanish people hair, right,

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Speaker 1: But Jalla was saying that it's awake. So they sent

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Speaker 1: me the hair.

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Speaker 2: In my mind, I was like, Oh, this is probably

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Speaker 2: gonna be really bad, but it's gonna be a good

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Speaker 2: video on YouTube, right, and you're off for the story,

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Speaker 2: I mean on in bad hair you told me, And

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Speaker 2: I was like, yep, I think I'm okay with that.

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Speaker 1: I think you should do it.

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Speaker 2: So you know, you can get the hair like density,

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Speaker 2: you can get the wig thicker.

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Speaker 1: So I asked for the thickets that they had and.

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Speaker 2: They were like, hmm, it's gonna take us an extra

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Speaker 2: couple weeks to send that to you.

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Speaker 1: I said, good, send me the thin hair.

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Speaker 2: So they send me the hair via DHL okay, so

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Speaker 2: like dial up FedEx that the DHL god comes.

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Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, he's cute, but you worked for DHL.

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Speaker 2: Nothing No, eating on no money. I opened the hair

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Speaker 2: and it looks like they put a bunch of like

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Speaker 2: pubes on a lace wig.

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Speaker 1: You're doing a lot. No, it was like it was

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Speaker 1: not good hair.

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Speaker 2: It's like it looks like when you get your hair

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Speaker 2: cut or you comb your hair, all the dead hair

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Speaker 2: that falls out, Like it was the end. The ends

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Speaker 2: were all broken, real straggly, like at least like three

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Speaker 2: or four inches need to be cut off.

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Speaker 1: It needed some Moroccan oil. It needed a hot oil treatment.

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Speaker 2: It needed that that hair cholesterol, that hair cholesterol that

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Speaker 2: they sell at the Beauties of Black Story, right, or

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Speaker 1: It's bad. But they send me a bad stuff.

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Speaker 2: And the thing is, the common misconception is when you're famous,

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Speaker 1: That's the first thing they do is go on the hair.

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Speaker 1: Shout out to the VH one perpetuating stereo stereotypes. Let's

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Speaker 1: see you Mona Scott. Mona Scott apparently is Haitian. I

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Speaker 2: Her hair looks great. Her hair looks real, does it?

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Speaker 1: They be having like full beat face, but Kenya Moore

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Speaker 1: This is what happens when you let gay men do

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Speaker 2: In regular life, No, you don't need a b face.

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Speaker 2: But these four K cameras are ruthless. They will pick

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Speaker 2: It's there's four K makeup, there's HD primers, there's stuff

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Speaker 2: But their makeup be looking like waffle maker crumbs.

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Speaker 1: life is hard? Cannon? I will kill you, Cannon, Sony Nikon.

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Speaker 1: All you people are terrible because I look at myself.

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Speaker 2: First of all, all the cameras that are used are

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Speaker 2: A four K camera is a thirty thousand dollar camera.

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Speaker 1: They're not spending thirty thousand dollars cameras. They might be hearing, they're.

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Speaker 1: Well, that's for people with like round cheeks like Mariah

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Speaker 1: but she got them chipmunk cheeks and with a line

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Speaker 2: Speaking of life, I'm giving all my Haitian listeners life

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Speaker 2: right now. Mona Scott is indeed Haitian American. She's also

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Speaker 2: Did you see Jocelyne like quit the show and like

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but Wendy fainted this week.

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Speaker 2: Funny people are sick out here, Yeah, Sidney people are sick.

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Speaker 2: Actually, you just found out that one of my friends,

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Speaker 1: You know what, Marie, Honestly, I'm so through with you.

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Speaker 1: Nothing is sacred. I didn't say any names. I didn't

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Speaker 1: say my friend Sidney might have diabetes. You have no friends.

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Speaker 1: Every time you say my friend, they're like, Sidney.

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Speaker 1: gotta be Sidney. You're saying that. You doing that? They

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Speaker 1: I think she was overheated. She was just overheated and

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Speaker 2: So she's like six feet tall, six feet plus in heels.

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Speaker 1: She got a lot going on. You know, my prayers

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Speaker 2: I hope you get well, get your vitamins up, a

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Speaker 1: I need all of that too. I actually had to

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Speaker 1: Damn dude, you want to get into it. I mean,

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Speaker 1: Go ahead, Sis, you know, I had some numbness, some

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Speaker 1: I don't take ci Ali's bitch. No. I have like

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Speaker 1: They were like, it could be diabetes, but it also

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Speaker 1: so I was like, oh, I can't have diabetes. I

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Speaker 1: feel like you're blood pressure has to be high. Yeah.

435
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Speaker 2: I don't know how that works, blood pressure and stuff

436
00:21:06,240 --> 00:21:09,240
Speaker 2: like that, but I know that when your blood pressure

437
00:21:09,320 --> 00:21:12,560
Speaker 2: is low, the doctor be like, are you tired?

438
00:21:12,600 --> 00:21:16,000
Speaker 1: That means you're probably tired a lot. Yes, that's a

439
00:21:16,080 --> 00:21:19,520
Speaker 1: symptom of having low blood pressure. Yes, I'm always tired.

440
00:21:19,600 --> 00:21:21,960
Speaker 1: I needed a nap in the middle of the day today.

441
00:21:21,760 --> 00:21:23,840
Speaker 2: You sure did. I was getting ready. I was here

442
00:21:23,920 --> 00:21:25,920
Speaker 2: doing work in the studio and Ciity was.

443
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Speaker 1: Like, the studio today is at my house with my

444
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Speaker 1: fucking cats, my kitty litter. Uh, I mean the cat house, y'all.

445
00:21:35,040 --> 00:21:37,280
Speaker 1: It's a lot of cats. They were just like meowing

446
00:21:37,400 --> 00:21:40,000
Speaker 1: on the other episode. Yeah, you're gonna hear them in

447
00:21:40,040 --> 00:21:45,040
Speaker 1: the background, but they're screaming because they're trying to find

448
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Speaker 1: out if I have diabetes.

449
00:21:47,960 --> 00:21:51,120
Speaker 2: Like you know, they say animals sense things before if

450
00:21:51,119 --> 00:21:53,600
Speaker 2: we're humans, they can sense the diabetes.

451
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Speaker 1: Dude. I just I hope that I'm okay because honestly,

452
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Speaker 1: I can't afford diabetes anything.

453
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Speaker 2: That's my main goes. I just want to just a

454
00:22:05,160 --> 00:22:08,159
Speaker 2: quick flashback. Who's like, oh, you know what, let me

455
00:22:08,200 --> 00:22:10,639
Speaker 2: do my finances this. You know I could afford diabetes

456
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Speaker 2: or some sort of illness. You don't you know what

457
00:22:14,040 --> 00:22:17,320
Speaker 2: my budget is right now. Yeast infection. Yeah, I got

458
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Speaker 2: yeast infection because that goes away in like a couple

459
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Speaker 2: of days. I actually I have never had a YaST infection.

460
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Speaker 2: I don't know how much they cost. It's like you

461
00:22:23,880 --> 00:22:25,360
Speaker 2: gotta drink something to clear that out.

462
00:22:26,080 --> 00:22:29,800
Speaker 1: Antibotics. Yeah, took a couple of pills. You take some

463
00:22:29,840 --> 00:22:31,800
Speaker 1: grammary juice, cranberry pills.

464
00:22:31,800 --> 00:22:38,199
Speaker 2: You flush it, flush it down, ut shut downs, Get up,

465
00:22:38,320 --> 00:22:38,760
Speaker 2: shut up.

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Speaker 1: I think it's a UTI is uh grammarry es. I

467
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Speaker 1: have no idea what a U t I and a

468
00:22:43,680 --> 00:22:48,080
Speaker 1: uh yeast infection? Well, yeast is the actual dough. Yeah,

469
00:22:48,240 --> 00:22:52,040
Speaker 1: like the materials if you legit.

470
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Speaker 2: I almost said call us now, but we can't have

471
00:22:55,920 --> 00:22:57,720
Speaker 2: you guys call us. But one of these days I

472
00:22:57,800 --> 00:22:59,159
Speaker 2: gonna be able to call us. We're gonna do a

473
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Speaker 2: live podcast.

474
00:23:00,119 --> 00:23:03,159
Speaker 1: Honestly, I really feel like people calling us would be dope.

475
00:23:03,240 --> 00:23:05,040
Speaker 1: You know I pick up. First of all, I'll be

476
00:23:05,040 --> 00:23:10,680
Speaker 1: like hello, hello, and like man like hold on, hey,

477
00:23:12,480 --> 00:23:15,040
Speaker 1: she can't come to the phone right now, or yeah,

478
00:23:15,080 --> 00:23:16,520
Speaker 1: what's up? And it's like I know that was you.

479
00:23:18,280 --> 00:23:20,600
Speaker 1: I've done that before. Oh me too. You pick up

480
00:23:20,600 --> 00:23:23,040
Speaker 1: and you were like and then you're like, I'm a

481
00:23:23,160 --> 00:23:25,360
Speaker 1: call the one eight hundred numbers that be calling. They'd

482
00:23:25,359 --> 00:23:27,159
Speaker 1: be like man speak Tosney Watcher. We're like, oh, you

483
00:23:27,160 --> 00:23:29,680
Speaker 1: have the wrong number. I don't even pick up a

484
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Speaker 1: one eight hundred number. Dude, you picking up eight hundred numbers?

485
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Speaker 1: Mm hmm. Sometimes they did. They do from six for

486
00:23:36,040 --> 00:23:38,359
Speaker 1: six and I pick up. Dude, I got Sally May

487
00:23:38,520 --> 00:23:41,960
Speaker 1: blocked on my phone? How do you do that? Listen?

488
00:23:42,000 --> 00:23:42,640
Speaker 1: I upgraded.

489
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Speaker 2: I updated my phone so it looks like I have

490
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Speaker 2: a brand new iPhone. It's the same raggedy six s

491
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Speaker 2: and thank you so much. And there's a thing you

492
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Speaker 2: can like black people from calling you on your phone.

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Speaker 1: It's beautiful. It's great Sydney speak of great Harvey Whitstein. Oh,

494
00:24:02,600 --> 00:24:08,280
Speaker 1: let's talk about it. It's honestly, I'm not I'm not surprised.

495
00:24:08,480 --> 00:24:11,800
Speaker 1: I'm not surprised by in twenty and seventeen has been

496
00:24:11,880 --> 00:24:13,440
Speaker 1: so motherfucking predictable.

497
00:24:13,560 --> 00:24:15,960
Speaker 2: Every time something come up, I'll be like, uh yeah

498
00:24:15,960 --> 00:24:18,119
Speaker 2: that fits with the yeah, yeah yeah.

499
00:24:18,160 --> 00:24:22,399
Speaker 1: Like twenty seventeen has been like that drunk fucking friend

500
00:24:22,440 --> 00:24:24,240
Speaker 1: that calls you the next day after she had a

501
00:24:24,240 --> 00:24:26,520
Speaker 1: crazy night and it's like, I'm never drinking again. Yeah,

502
00:24:26,560 --> 00:24:29,080
Speaker 1: And she's like, she tells you something else and you're like, girl,

503
00:24:29,119 --> 00:24:31,679
Speaker 1: what else can you shit on? You literally have shipped

504
00:24:31,840 --> 00:24:35,760
Speaker 1: on everything everything. What else can you do? It's like

505
00:24:35,800 --> 00:24:38,160
Speaker 1: two thousands. It's like so bad, but so I don't

506
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Speaker 1: know what the number is.

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Speaker 2: Harvey Wystein is going for the record, the white r Kelly, uh,

508
00:24:42,800 --> 00:24:46,000
Speaker 2: the white Bill Cosby, Bill Cosby, he is, he is

509
00:24:46,040 --> 00:24:48,959
Speaker 2: Bill Cosby, except Bill Cosby was using drugs. Harby Weinstein

510
00:24:49,080 --> 00:24:50,960
Speaker 2: was just like, I'm white and powerful.

511
00:24:51,040 --> 00:24:53,080
Speaker 1: He was using his white privilege, which is worse than

512
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Speaker 1: roofy Hello, okay, because I can see it.

513
00:24:56,000 --> 00:24:58,520
Speaker 2: I see the white privilege. I just wake up and

514
00:24:58,560 --> 00:25:00,280
Speaker 2: I'm like, why am I bot sore with the Bill?

515
00:25:00,440 --> 00:25:04,000
Speaker 1: He said, you know what, He's like, I don't need drugs.

516
00:25:03,840 --> 00:25:06,960
Speaker 1: He said that. He said that.

517
00:25:07,480 --> 00:25:09,280
Speaker 2: But the thing with me about hi, because I'm not

518
00:25:09,280 --> 00:25:11,639
Speaker 2: surprised about the Harvey Weinstein stuff. The thing about me

519
00:25:11,760 --> 00:25:14,520
Speaker 2: that that got me was when he the Lupita stuff

520
00:25:14,560 --> 00:25:16,560
Speaker 2: came out, because you know, in my mind, she's like

521
00:25:16,560 --> 00:25:18,639
Speaker 2: my sister, like legit, my mom acts like she's one

522
00:25:18,640 --> 00:25:21,000
Speaker 2: of her kids. I said, get the gun, Get the

523
00:25:21,040 --> 00:25:23,840
Speaker 2: motherfucker gun. I called my mom. I was like, my man,

524
00:25:25,240 --> 00:25:28,320
Speaker 2: he came for Loopitzza. He didn't touch her, though, Listen

525
00:25:28,320 --> 00:25:29,880
Speaker 2: to what happen. I'm gonnaell you as a story real quick.

526
00:25:29,880 --> 00:25:32,479
Speaker 2: I'm gonnaive you the little synopsis. So Lupita wrote an

527
00:25:32,520 --> 00:25:34,800
Speaker 2: article for the New York Times It's It's there, or

528
00:25:34,920 --> 00:25:38,280
Speaker 2: one of those magazines or newspaper. It was well written,

529
00:25:38,400 --> 00:25:39,800
Speaker 2: it was well, I mean, she educated.

530
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Speaker 1: But apparently what happened was when she was still a

531
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Speaker 1: student at Yale, she met Harvey Weinstein at some event

532
00:25:46,119 --> 00:25:48,000
Speaker 1: and he was like, oh, you're an actress, Yeah we

533
00:25:48,040 --> 00:25:48,720
Speaker 1: should connect.

534
00:25:48,800 --> 00:25:50,760
Speaker 2: And she was like, he a little creepy and people

535
00:25:50,760 --> 00:25:52,800
Speaker 2: were like, yeah, he's creepy, but he's, you know, the

536
00:25:52,880 --> 00:25:55,439
Speaker 2: most powerful person in Hollywood. So he invited her to

537
00:25:55,480 --> 00:25:58,239
Speaker 2: his house. She went to go see a movie that

538
00:25:58,359 --> 00:26:02,119
Speaker 2: he was showing. Her was there, She's like, cool, this

539
00:26:02,280 --> 00:26:04,840
Speaker 2: is safe, this is super. Fifteen minutes into the movie,

540
00:26:04,960 --> 00:26:06,600
Speaker 2: he's like, I.

541
00:26:06,560 --> 00:26:08,440
Speaker 1: Want to show you something. She's like, I'm watching the movie.

542
00:26:08,520 --> 00:26:12,040
Speaker 2: He's like, knowing Lupete, she probably said film, I'm watching

543
00:26:12,080 --> 00:26:13,960
Speaker 2: the film, and he's like, we'll be right back.

544
00:26:14,280 --> 00:26:16,440
Speaker 1: They go up to his bedroom. He's like, I'm gonna

545
00:26:16,440 --> 00:26:17,400
Speaker 1: give you a massage.

546
00:26:17,920 --> 00:26:20,359
Speaker 2: She said she panicked, but she didn't want him touch her,

547
00:26:20,359 --> 00:26:22,359
Speaker 2: so she was like, what if I give you a

548
00:26:22,359 --> 00:26:25,720
Speaker 2: massage and he was like, ah yeah, And then he

549
00:26:25,760 --> 00:26:27,080
Speaker 2: was like, I'm gonna take off my pants and she

550
00:26:27,119 --> 00:26:29,720
Speaker 2: was like, I'm gonna leave. So he never touched her,

551
00:26:30,080 --> 00:26:31,760
Speaker 2: but then it was like every every time she saw

552
00:26:31,800 --> 00:26:32,360
Speaker 2: him after.

553
00:26:32,200 --> 00:26:34,119
Speaker 1: That, he was like, listen, I got a room in

554
00:26:34,160 --> 00:26:36,120
Speaker 1: this hotel upstairs. Let's just get the food to go.

555
00:26:36,240 --> 00:26:39,000
Speaker 2: Like it was like every time it was like a

556
00:26:39,040 --> 00:26:40,160
Speaker 2: little bit more creepy.

557
00:26:40,240 --> 00:26:45,680
Speaker 1: But do you know with this Anglo Saxon, Dusty Musty

558
00:26:45,880 --> 00:26:50,480
Speaker 1: get into it, dishrag looking dude. He ended up saying, oh,

559
00:26:50,720 --> 00:26:53,400
Speaker 1: I recall something else. I would never Yeah.

560
00:26:53,440 --> 00:26:58,480
Speaker 2: He he denied hers sdifically, like he was like, oh no,

561
00:26:58,680 --> 00:26:59,040
Speaker 2: that never.

562
00:26:59,400 --> 00:26:59,840
Speaker 1: I never.

563
00:27:00,520 --> 00:27:03,160
Speaker 2: I never touched her, Like, dude, you at the bottom

564
00:27:03,640 --> 00:27:05,800
Speaker 2: of the barrel right now. You said, you shutting down

565
00:27:05,800 --> 00:27:08,080
Speaker 2: a queen. Yeah, He's like, I wouldn't. Why would I

566
00:27:08,119 --> 00:27:10,119
Speaker 2: do that? Why, Like, of all the things that you

567
00:27:10,160 --> 00:27:13,160
Speaker 2: should be denying, that's the one that you denying everybody?

568
00:27:13,320 --> 00:27:16,159
Speaker 1: He said, yes, yes, yes, White Hose. I didn't even

569
00:27:16,240 --> 00:27:18,440
Speaker 1: even have heard of, didn't even know they were actresses.

570
00:27:18,560 --> 00:27:22,680
Speaker 2: Okay, Lou Pizza your award winning He.

571
00:27:22,640 --> 00:27:25,080
Speaker 1: Said, yeah, Nah, that's not gonna work. He said, Actually,

572
00:27:25,119 --> 00:27:27,040
Speaker 1: I don't recall it happening like that. I don't. He

573
00:27:27,119 --> 00:27:29,760
Speaker 1: was like, I don't know her, and that cart that's

574
00:27:29,760 --> 00:27:30,080
Speaker 1: the fuck.

575
00:27:30,119 --> 00:27:33,439
Speaker 2: That thing about Hollywood is like, now we got a

576
00:27:33,560 --> 00:27:36,160
Speaker 2: bat for our sister, Like, wait, are you saying that

577
00:27:36,320 --> 00:27:41,800
Speaker 2: she's not good enough? You're purv Penis is too good

578
00:27:41,800 --> 00:27:42,080
Speaker 2: for her.

579
00:27:42,240 --> 00:27:47,639
Speaker 1: Yeah. So it's it's fucking It's just it's so annoying,

580
00:27:47,840 --> 00:27:50,959
Speaker 1: and like it's crazy because I met him several times,

581
00:27:51,000 --> 00:27:52,760
Speaker 1: like I've can we.

582
00:27:52,680 --> 00:27:56,280
Speaker 2: Talk about this everything you say to say allegedly alleged,

583
00:27:57,320 --> 00:28:02,119
Speaker 2: allegedly I served him, Okay, allegedly Penelope.

584
00:28:01,480 --> 00:28:05,040
Speaker 1: Cruise was there. Oh how was she is? She? Pretty? Well?

585
00:28:05,119 --> 00:28:07,920
Speaker 1: She was she was crying. I think something had happened,

586
00:28:07,960 --> 00:28:10,240
Speaker 1: like a friend had passed away. But or he was like,

587
00:28:10,280 --> 00:28:12,400
Speaker 1: I got a room upstairs. Let me no, no, no, no, no,

588
00:28:12,560 --> 00:28:14,480
Speaker 1: It wasn't like that. It was several people were at

589
00:28:14,480 --> 00:28:17,040
Speaker 1: the table, okay, but she was crying. She had a

590
00:28:17,080 --> 00:28:20,960
Speaker 1: thick ass accent. Yeah, she's like super Spanish, she's very Spaniard.

591
00:28:22,000 --> 00:28:24,080
Speaker 1: But that was cool. He was like trying to make

592
00:28:24,080 --> 00:28:26,399
Speaker 1: sure that she was He was comforting her. He was

593
00:28:26,400 --> 00:28:30,840
Speaker 1: making sure were his hands on her shoulders. A gross

594
00:28:30,960 --> 00:28:34,240
Speaker 1: you touched her shoulder. He made sure I kept getting

595
00:28:34,240 --> 00:28:38,720
Speaker 1: her like diet coke or whatever. Next time I see him,

596
00:28:39,120 --> 00:28:42,040
Speaker 1: he's at my job. He's getting punched in the fucking

597
00:28:42,080 --> 00:28:46,560
Speaker 1: face by Allegedly he got punched in the face by

598
00:28:46,600 --> 00:28:50,360
Speaker 1: a DJ that worked there. Oh, a female, you know,

599
00:28:50,480 --> 00:28:53,680
Speaker 1: a male DJ that was about four to eleven. I was,

600
00:28:53,800 --> 00:28:56,719
Speaker 1: I was like, I was like, you need a stool

601
00:28:56,920 --> 00:28:59,120
Speaker 1: just to get to his face. My man on the

602
00:28:59,120 --> 00:29:02,560
Speaker 1: turn to he bus driver upper cut that man. You

603
00:29:02,640 --> 00:29:07,080
Speaker 1: go learn today that allegedly the story was about the

604
00:29:07,160 --> 00:29:10,320
Speaker 1: DJ had touched his friends but a female. But I

605
00:29:10,600 --> 00:29:15,000
Speaker 1: don't I don't think that's what exactly happened. But whatever

606
00:29:15,080 --> 00:29:18,600
Speaker 1: the case is, he got uppercutted. The table flipped over.

607
00:29:18,880 --> 00:29:20,360
Speaker 1: It was a mess. It was a real fight. There

608
00:29:20,360 --> 00:29:24,960
Speaker 1: was a scuffle. The DJ left got fired. No, oh

609
00:29:25,040 --> 00:29:27,240
Speaker 1: that's cute. Your job is cute. He didn't get fired,

610
00:29:27,360 --> 00:29:30,560
Speaker 1: he still had a job, which I was like, wait,

611
00:29:30,720 --> 00:29:34,200
Speaker 1: that's what happens when t was he was white. Yeah,

612
00:29:34,240 --> 00:29:36,640
Speaker 1: and I was like, this is when two white people

613
00:29:36,680 --> 00:29:40,080
Speaker 1: fight collide, when the white on white crime, there's so

614
00:29:40,240 --> 00:29:43,480
Speaker 1: much power that like nobody nobody pressed the charge. Nobody

615
00:29:43,520 --> 00:29:45,080
Speaker 1: pressed the charges were like, let's just act like this

616
00:29:45,120 --> 00:29:46,720
Speaker 1: didn't happen. And then it was in page six and

617
00:29:46,760 --> 00:29:49,720
Speaker 1: it was a mess, was in page six six.

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00:29:49,720 --> 00:29:51,800
Speaker 2: Well, I think that's the thing when when when white

619
00:29:51,800 --> 00:29:55,200
Speaker 2: worlds collide, what happens is they're like, I don't.

620
00:29:55,040 --> 00:29:56,880
Speaker 1: Have time to fight you right now, I'm rich, and

621
00:29:56,920 --> 00:29:59,160
Speaker 1: then they walk away. But the crazy thing is that

622
00:29:59,200 --> 00:30:01,680
Speaker 1: it was a DJ like you work your son. How

623
00:30:01,680 --> 00:30:04,320
Speaker 1: you can't just hit somebody? That's true.

624
00:30:04,360 --> 00:30:07,200
Speaker 2: Like if you, as a server hit somebody, you would

625
00:30:07,200 --> 00:30:07,760
Speaker 2: get fired.

626
00:30:08,280 --> 00:30:11,720
Speaker 1: No, no, no, me as a black server, they were

627
00:30:12,000 --> 00:30:14,440
Speaker 1: z that was they were jazzy. Jeff my ass any

628
00:30:14,560 --> 00:30:17,920
Speaker 1: may not Well that was a silent black I said,

629
00:30:18,000 --> 00:30:22,480
Speaker 1: you as a interest, right, it was that read but yeah,

630
00:30:22,600 --> 00:30:26,680
Speaker 1: it was it was just crazy because now coming back

631
00:30:27,320 --> 00:30:30,280
Speaker 1: to twenty seventeen, I'm like, oh, he deserved to get uppercuted,

632
00:30:30,640 --> 00:30:34,080
Speaker 1: Like it don't matter what happened now knowing I was like,

633
00:30:34,240 --> 00:30:39,880
Speaker 1: I bet you that DJ is like yeah I did it. Yeah, yeah,

634
00:30:39,920 --> 00:30:40,840
Speaker 1: it's a proud moment.

635
00:30:41,080 --> 00:30:43,120
Speaker 2: I mean, but all the stuff that's coming out is

636
00:30:43,160 --> 00:30:46,480
Speaker 2: not surprising to me. That's how Hollywood has always worked.

637
00:30:46,840 --> 00:30:49,680
Speaker 2: Like I would hear things stories about like the casting couch,

638
00:30:50,080 --> 00:30:53,040
Speaker 2: like that is just like code for you. Won't You're

639
00:30:53,040 --> 00:30:55,320
Speaker 2: gonna lay on his couch and give me some and

640
00:30:55,320 --> 00:30:56,560
Speaker 2: I'm gonna put you in my movie.

641
00:30:57,160 --> 00:31:01,520
Speaker 1: But this is a What oils down to is power.

642
00:31:02,000 --> 00:31:06,960
Speaker 1: When people have something that you want, it's crazy. You

643
00:31:07,000 --> 00:31:08,680
Speaker 1: don't know, people don't know what to do with it.

644
00:31:08,720 --> 00:31:11,280
Speaker 1: I mean, this is us, just regular us sitting on

645
00:31:11,400 --> 00:31:16,400
Speaker 1: Koucho regular maybe not regular, not regular, but well, I

646
00:31:16,400 --> 00:31:19,120
Speaker 1: feel like we're down to earth right now, right now, yo,

647
00:31:19,280 --> 00:31:21,440
Speaker 1: catch us in three years this I'm gonna be like,

648
00:31:21,560 --> 00:31:25,280
Speaker 1: I know. But also, we are women. When men have power,

649
00:31:25,480 --> 00:31:26,720
Speaker 1: it is sick.

650
00:31:26,760 --> 00:31:29,440
Speaker 2: Like I would I need men to have supervisors because

651
00:31:29,440 --> 00:31:30,800
Speaker 2: that's how sick they are with the power.

652
00:31:30,920 --> 00:31:34,960
Speaker 1: Word. Where's the Hollywood hr The Academy. There's none. There's none.

653
00:31:35,120 --> 00:31:37,080
Speaker 2: Well no, because Terry Crews, you know, the big black

654
00:31:37,160 --> 00:31:39,480
Speaker 2: Terry Crew said he was at a party and some

655
00:31:39,600 --> 00:31:43,040
Speaker 2: Hollywood producer came and grabbed his dick or squeezed his butt.

656
00:31:43,080 --> 00:31:44,880
Speaker 2: I don't remember which side of his body was, but

657
00:31:44,920 --> 00:31:48,320
Speaker 2: grabbed something. But Terry Crew's always doing something cooner. I

658
00:31:48,320 --> 00:31:50,200
Speaker 2: don't want to say it, but he always started doing something.

659
00:31:50,680 --> 00:31:54,520
Speaker 2: He's doing coon stuff or not. He's still a six

660
00:31:54,640 --> 00:31:58,560
Speaker 2: foot something black man. And a white executive came up

661
00:31:58,600 --> 00:32:00,800
Speaker 2: and just grabbed him and thought it was hilarious and

662
00:32:00,840 --> 00:32:03,640
Speaker 2: walked away. And Terry said he couldn't even say nothing

663
00:32:03,640 --> 00:32:06,360
Speaker 2: because he was like, well, how would it look me

664
00:32:06,400 --> 00:32:07,960
Speaker 2: as a black man putting in some white men in

665
00:32:07,960 --> 00:32:10,760
Speaker 2: the face in the middle of like all these Hollywood elites.

666
00:32:11,400 --> 00:32:15,240
Speaker 2: And it's like, you ain't gona no Jewish lawyer, like

667
00:32:15,280 --> 00:32:17,600
Speaker 2: a jew buo that could like shut this deck.

668
00:32:17,520 --> 00:32:20,480
Speaker 1: Like somebody said an email. Sure he went to somebody.

669
00:32:20,480 --> 00:32:21,920
Speaker 1: I'm sure he went to his people and they were

670
00:32:21,920 --> 00:32:25,600
Speaker 1: like listen, Terry, listen, you know, white chicks, that was

671
00:32:25,640 --> 00:32:27,800
Speaker 1: the last good movie you're in, So like.

672
00:32:27,920 --> 00:32:33,240
Speaker 2: No, your car right, just you know, So they're like listen, Terry,

673
00:32:33,280 --> 00:32:34,600
Speaker 2: do you want to do who wants to be a

674
00:32:34,600 --> 00:32:35,640
Speaker 2: millionaire for a season?

675
00:32:35,760 --> 00:32:38,640
Speaker 1: Or nah, Yes, that's what it is. I mean.

676
00:32:38,720 --> 00:32:43,200
Speaker 2: And the entertainment is so freaking fickle. It's so fickle.

677
00:32:43,640 --> 00:32:45,800
Speaker 2: One minute you're in, the next minute you're out. You

678
00:32:45,920 --> 00:32:48,040
Speaker 2: never know if you're gonna get another.

679
00:32:47,800 --> 00:32:52,400
Speaker 1: Joby Weinstein was in for like forty years, but people

680
00:32:52,560 --> 00:32:53,520
Speaker 1: wanted the end.

681
00:32:54,000 --> 00:32:56,040
Speaker 2: Well yeah, because all the women that are talking now

682
00:32:56,080 --> 00:32:58,160
Speaker 2: are like they he tried, but I didn't, but I

683
00:32:58,200 --> 00:33:01,360
Speaker 2: want to know what women and they let him like

684
00:33:01,400 --> 00:33:02,400
Speaker 2: those are women that I'm like.

685
00:33:02,320 --> 00:33:04,719
Speaker 1: Well what what what thing? Stories? Well, they're quiet because

686
00:33:05,080 --> 00:33:08,240
Speaker 1: it's the stigma is that women are always fucking to

687
00:33:08,280 --> 00:33:11,280
Speaker 1: get to the top. So if they mentioned that, they're like, yeah,

688
00:33:11,280 --> 00:33:14,480
Speaker 1: I was slept with Harvey. They're like, well, because where

689
00:33:14,560 --> 00:33:18,320
Speaker 1: you are, yeah, is your career really valid? So it's

690
00:33:18,320 --> 00:33:19,880
Speaker 1: some men that sleep. They wait to the top too.

691
00:33:20,240 --> 00:33:24,760
Speaker 2: Allegedly, Will Smith got on the casting couch for The

692
00:33:24,800 --> 00:33:25,520
Speaker 2: Fresh Prince.

693
00:33:25,320 --> 00:33:28,440
Speaker 1: Of bel At Are you serious, alleged, Laurie, I don't

694
00:33:28,440 --> 00:33:28,880
Speaker 1: believe that.

695
00:33:28,960 --> 00:33:31,320
Speaker 2: Oh my goodness, Sis, get into it. It's probably all

696
00:33:31,320 --> 00:33:33,880
Speaker 2: over lipstick Alley or whatever the hell y'all are getting

697
00:33:33,920 --> 00:33:36,040
Speaker 2: y'all news from now, Like this is something that like

698
00:33:36,440 --> 00:33:40,280
Speaker 2: people say John Travolta like this, Like these are names

699
00:33:40,320 --> 00:33:42,400
Speaker 2: that like when you When I hear them, I'm like, oh,

700
00:33:42,440 --> 00:33:44,040
Speaker 2: I heard that this person did this to get what

701
00:33:44,080 --> 00:33:45,080
Speaker 2: they got.

702
00:33:45,720 --> 00:33:48,240
Speaker 1: This is something that I hear. Let me, I'm gonna

703
00:33:48,240 --> 00:33:51,160
Speaker 1: throw this out there right now, go ahead me And

704
00:33:51,240 --> 00:33:54,000
Speaker 1: where I am right now at this age, I'm not

705
00:33:54,080 --> 00:33:56,680
Speaker 1: fucking because I didn't fuck so much and I got

706
00:33:56,680 --> 00:33:59,000
Speaker 1: nothing out of it. I'm not confident in my fucking

707
00:33:59,040 --> 00:34:00,760
Speaker 1: and I'm like, oh, I'm a fit help this. So

708
00:34:00,800 --> 00:34:02,840
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna call myself caught out there. But if

709
00:34:02,880 --> 00:34:06,200
Speaker 1: I was twenty four, per se, if I was twenty

710
00:34:06,200 --> 00:34:08,680
Speaker 1: four and I had the opportunity to just like, hey, bang,

711
00:34:08,760 --> 00:34:11,600
Speaker 1: somebody you your career to need no no play my

712
00:34:11,880 --> 00:34:15,440
Speaker 1: chips right to like maybe finagele a situation to make

713
00:34:15,480 --> 00:34:19,000
Speaker 1: them think that, oh maybe I would. Men are dumb.

714
00:34:19,400 --> 00:34:21,799
Speaker 1: Men are They're stupid. That's why I just I just

715
00:34:21,840 --> 00:34:24,640
Speaker 1: feel like women are so powerful and so many outlets

716
00:34:24,640 --> 00:34:28,200
Speaker 1: that if we just came together and put some shit together,

717
00:34:28,280 --> 00:34:30,520
Speaker 1: that's like we could take this stuff over for you.

718
00:34:30,560 --> 00:34:32,600
Speaker 1: But that's not going to happen.

719
00:34:32,640 --> 00:34:37,200
Speaker 2: Because women in general don't tend to stick together because

720
00:34:37,239 --> 00:34:39,360
Speaker 2: white women and this hear me out white women that

721
00:34:39,400 --> 00:34:42,520
Speaker 2: are listening. White women tend to not stand up for

722
00:34:42,640 --> 00:34:45,399
Speaker 2: other women. They stand up for themselves. They speak when

723
00:34:45,680 --> 00:34:48,839
Speaker 2: something affects them specifically, that's what it is. And then

724
00:34:48,840 --> 00:34:50,560
Speaker 2: if a black woman talks, they're gonna be like na, na, no,

725
00:34:50,640 --> 00:34:52,719
Speaker 2: no no, Like Lupita wrote a whole article about something

726
00:34:52,760 --> 00:34:54,600
Speaker 2: and he was like, nah, I don't know.

727
00:34:55,400 --> 00:34:57,160
Speaker 1: And then where are the feminists? Where are they at

728
00:34:57,239 --> 00:34:59,120
Speaker 1: exactly exactly I mean.

729
00:34:59,160 --> 00:35:01,600
Speaker 2: Meanwhile, me as a regular regular black woman, I was

730
00:35:01,640 --> 00:35:05,120
Speaker 2: at a Barnes, Barney's and Nobly a couple of years ago,

731
00:35:05,400 --> 00:35:07,480
Speaker 2: and I was charging my phone because you know, I

732
00:35:07,520 --> 00:35:11,360
Speaker 2: was not in there reading no damn books at the

733
00:35:11,400 --> 00:35:15,680
Speaker 2: Barney's and Nobly, and this like fat white dude walked by,

734
00:35:16,000 --> 00:35:18,120
Speaker 2: looked at me, kept moving and then came back the

735
00:35:18,120 --> 00:35:20,399
Speaker 2: other direction and he comes up to me and he's like, hey,

736
00:35:20,440 --> 00:35:21,200
Speaker 2: I'm a director.

737
00:35:21,280 --> 00:35:25,719
Speaker 1: I'm James Tobeck. This story like this is real, is alleged.

738
00:35:25,960 --> 00:35:27,799
Speaker 1: I'm not trying to get sued. This happened for real.

739
00:35:27,840 --> 00:35:29,640
Speaker 2: He's also it came out that he did a bunch

740
00:35:29,680 --> 00:35:31,600
Speaker 2: of crazy stuff to women too. But he came up

741
00:35:31,640 --> 00:35:34,920
Speaker 2: to me and was like, hey, allegedly I want you

742
00:35:35,000 --> 00:35:36,799
Speaker 2: got a really great look. I'm a director. I just

743
00:35:36,800 --> 00:35:39,919
Speaker 2: directed this movie about Mike Tyson. It's a documentary. Blah

744
00:35:39,960 --> 00:35:42,040
Speaker 2: blah blah. None of that is alleged because he really did.

745
00:35:43,719 --> 00:35:45,960
Speaker 2: And he was like, here's my DVD here, and I

746
00:35:45,960 --> 00:35:48,440
Speaker 2: was like, you just got the DVD just in your knapsack.

747
00:35:48,560 --> 00:35:50,080
Speaker 1: You gotta have it ready. It's like a mixtape, you

748
00:35:50,080 --> 00:35:51,919
Speaker 1: got it in your book. But you're man ready, You're

749
00:35:51,920 --> 00:35:53,480
Speaker 1: my man. You love documentaries.

750
00:35:53,920 --> 00:35:55,160
Speaker 2: So he gives it to me and he's like, I

751
00:35:55,400 --> 00:35:57,480
Speaker 2: feel like I got some things that are about to

752
00:35:57,480 --> 00:35:59,399
Speaker 2: pop off. I feel like you'd be a good fit

753
00:35:59,440 --> 00:36:02,200
Speaker 2: for something that I'm doing. Allegedly, so he's like I

754
00:36:02,239 --> 00:36:04,479
Speaker 2: was like mm hmm okay, and he's like, are you hungry?

755
00:36:04,520 --> 00:36:05,920
Speaker 2: Do you have time to get something to eat? Of

756
00:36:06,040 --> 00:36:08,719
Speaker 2: course I got time food. I might have just ate,

757
00:36:08,760 --> 00:36:11,080
Speaker 2: but I'm still hungry for your food. So we go

758
00:36:11,160 --> 00:36:14,879
Speaker 2: we get something to eat, simple, simple, dimple and he's like, oh,

759
00:36:14,920 --> 00:36:17,120
Speaker 2: you know, he's telling me all about his life. He's

760
00:36:17,120 --> 00:36:19,600
Speaker 2: telling me all these terrible things that he's done, not

761
00:36:20,160 --> 00:36:22,680
Speaker 2: like oh, I be touching women, but like, just he

762
00:36:22,920 --> 00:36:26,200
Speaker 2: seems like a terrible person just the way he's talking

763
00:36:26,239 --> 00:36:28,680
Speaker 2: to me. I'm like, oh, you used to like people

764
00:36:29,120 --> 00:36:33,040
Speaker 2: who are way above your penis grade talking to you

765
00:36:33,120 --> 00:36:36,640
Speaker 2: like women who are too attractive for you are friends

766
00:36:36,640 --> 00:36:37,480
Speaker 2: with you, right.

767
00:36:37,640 --> 00:36:39,400
Speaker 1: That's what That's all they want and need.

768
00:36:39,719 --> 00:36:42,040
Speaker 2: So he's like, oh, you know, when I getting ready

769
00:36:42,080 --> 00:36:44,440
Speaker 2: to cast things, I like to like sit in a

770
00:36:44,520 --> 00:36:48,160
Speaker 2: dark room with the person one on one to get

771
00:36:48,160 --> 00:36:50,120
Speaker 2: to know them. I said, that sounds like something that

772
00:36:50,160 --> 00:36:51,960
Speaker 2: I'm not gonna do, but okay, whatever, I'm gonna let

773
00:36:52,000 --> 00:36:54,359
Speaker 2: you keep talking because they haven't dropped the check yet.

774
00:36:54,600 --> 00:36:58,440
Speaker 2: And he was like, oh, you know something about like

775
00:36:58,719 --> 00:36:59,960
Speaker 2: just revealing your true self.

776
00:37:00,120 --> 00:37:00,160
Speaker 1: Me.

777
00:37:00,200 --> 00:37:01,839
Speaker 2: I'm like, that sound like I gotta take my clothes off.

778
00:37:01,880 --> 00:37:05,319
Speaker 2: He's like, well, if you're not comfortable nude in front

779
00:37:05,360 --> 00:37:07,640
Speaker 2: of me, how will you do a sex scene in

780
00:37:07,680 --> 00:37:08,719
Speaker 2: front of a.

781
00:37:08,719 --> 00:37:09,520
Speaker 1: Crew of people?

782
00:37:09,560 --> 00:37:11,879
Speaker 2: How about I won't be how about we just started talking.

783
00:37:11,880 --> 00:37:13,680
Speaker 2: We already talked about a sex scene. I'm not even

784
00:37:13,719 --> 00:37:17,000
Speaker 2: an actress, No, thank you, what I look like halle Berry?

785
00:37:17,400 --> 00:37:20,680
Speaker 2: So I said, okay, we changed numbers at the end

786
00:37:20,680 --> 00:37:21,959
Speaker 2: of the night because I'm like, I'm gonna be hungry

787
00:37:22,000 --> 00:37:22,560
Speaker 2: on Thursday.

788
00:37:23,000 --> 00:37:24,520
Speaker 1: So we part ways.

789
00:37:24,719 --> 00:37:25,920
Speaker 2: He hits me up and I was like, Hey, I'm

790
00:37:25,920 --> 00:37:28,200
Speaker 2: having lunch, I'm having dinner with Tom Cruise tonight.

791
00:37:28,239 --> 00:37:30,239
Speaker 1: I was like, who, what do I have that I

792
00:37:30,239 --> 00:37:33,799
Speaker 1: can wear? You got a Tom Cruise blouse or a

793
00:37:33,840 --> 00:37:35,600
Speaker 1: Tom Cruise shawl? Right?

794
00:37:36,280 --> 00:37:38,080
Speaker 2: So I'm like, what do I have that I can

795
00:37:38,120 --> 00:37:41,040
Speaker 2: wear for Tom Cruise with a scientology cardian?

796
00:37:41,160 --> 00:37:41,319
Speaker 1: Right?

797
00:37:41,400 --> 00:37:43,320
Speaker 2: And he's like, I'm at dinner with Tom Cruise and

798
00:37:43,320 --> 00:37:44,600
Speaker 2: then when that's done, I'm gonna hit you up so

799
00:37:44,600 --> 00:37:45,960
Speaker 2: you can come to my hotel room so we could

800
00:37:45,960 --> 00:37:46,760
Speaker 2: go over these lines.

801
00:37:46,840 --> 00:37:49,600
Speaker 1: I was like, Nope, not not into it. Not into it.

802
00:37:49,760 --> 00:37:52,359
Speaker 1: We never spoke again, right because I was like, oh,

803
00:37:52,440 --> 00:37:55,520
Speaker 1: I'm not I'm not good enough for Tom Cruise, but

804
00:37:55,680 --> 00:37:59,440
Speaker 1: you're good enough for me. Allegendly, what does he look like?

805
00:38:00,160 --> 00:38:00,640
Speaker 1: Google him?

806
00:38:00,719 --> 00:38:04,799
Speaker 2: James Tobic t o b ac this is what? This

807
00:38:04,880 --> 00:38:07,400
Speaker 2: is what I don't big and white and has glad.

808
00:38:07,440 --> 00:38:10,200
Speaker 2: He looks like Danny's. He looks like Penguin from Batman, but.

809
00:38:10,280 --> 00:38:12,360
Speaker 1: Like tall James Tobic.

810
00:38:12,600 --> 00:38:15,279
Speaker 2: But if you look at what people are alleging about

811
00:38:15,320 --> 00:38:18,520
Speaker 2: him now, he would invite women to his hotel.

812
00:38:18,680 --> 00:38:21,120
Speaker 1: The mother fucking nerve right.

813
00:38:21,120 --> 00:38:23,239
Speaker 2: He would invite women to his hotel room and then

814
00:38:23,480 --> 00:38:25,719
Speaker 2: tell him take their shirts off, and then he would

815
00:38:25,760 --> 00:38:28,000
Speaker 2: just start masturbating in front of them, or when they

816
00:38:28,040 --> 00:38:30,719
Speaker 2: try to leave. He got a lazy eye, he ain't

817
00:38:30,719 --> 00:38:34,000
Speaker 2: got no hairlines and like a tinted sunglass. But he

818
00:38:34,080 --> 00:38:36,480
Speaker 2: would if when they tried to leave, he would rub

819
00:38:36,640 --> 00:38:39,120
Speaker 2: his dick on their leg like a dog until he

820
00:38:39,160 --> 00:38:39,440
Speaker 2: came to.

821
00:38:39,400 --> 00:38:42,120
Speaker 1: He looks like he got skin cancer. I can't this guy, but.

822
00:38:42,120 --> 00:38:44,760
Speaker 2: Can you imagine if his his bit and he's big,

823
00:38:44,840 --> 00:38:49,280
Speaker 2: like his big body on my little tiny virgin body.

824
00:38:50,040 --> 00:38:53,359
Speaker 1: Gross. I mean, this is I'm gonna tell you as

825
00:38:53,400 --> 00:38:55,480
Speaker 1: a woman who has gone up to the room before,

826
00:38:56,120 --> 00:39:03,160
Speaker 1: back to the crib girl room. So you went up

827
00:39:03,160 --> 00:39:07,640
Speaker 1: to the hotel hotel holiday ann. Yes, but obviously this

828
00:39:07,719 --> 00:39:10,680
Speaker 1: is not somebody who was like a director. Who was it?

829
00:39:10,760 --> 00:39:13,640
Speaker 2: Somebody would He was a boom mic operator. He had

830
00:39:13,719 --> 00:39:15,960
Speaker 2: lots of coins. He's a bush driver, he was, he

831
00:39:16,000 --> 00:39:16,840
Speaker 2: had lots of coins.

832
00:39:16,960 --> 00:39:19,600
Speaker 1: I went up because he said he had to talk

833
00:39:19,640 --> 00:39:21,160
Speaker 1: to me, and then he ended up telling me he

834
00:39:21,200 --> 00:39:25,680
Speaker 1: had cancer. Wow wait what yeah? So he like I

835
00:39:25,680 --> 00:39:27,520
Speaker 1: was like, so you didn't bring me up here to

836
00:39:27,560 --> 00:39:29,719
Speaker 1: wait me. He just came to tell me about it.

837
00:39:32,200 --> 00:39:35,320
Speaker 1: It's just like you go, there's so many ways going

838
00:39:35,400 --> 00:39:38,280
Speaker 1: up to the hotel. Can something can happen?

839
00:39:39,080 --> 00:39:42,320
Speaker 2: I am too paranoid to go up to the hotel.

840
00:39:42,640 --> 00:39:44,279
Speaker 1: I went up and he told me, and I ended

841
00:39:44,360 --> 00:39:47,880
Speaker 1: up crying for the rest of the to stay.

842
00:39:48,120 --> 00:39:52,080
Speaker 2: And then while he masturbated. I'm sorry, he's just not masturbating.

843
00:39:52,200 --> 00:39:54,520
Speaker 2: Maybe that's maybe that's how he got He gets off

844
00:39:54,560 --> 00:39:58,440
Speaker 2: on twinman's tears by telling them that he is cancer.

845
00:39:58,560 --> 00:40:00,560
Speaker 1: Right. Did you even know him to be crying? Yeah?

846
00:40:00,600 --> 00:40:03,840
Speaker 1: We had gone out on dates before. He was an older, older,

847
00:40:04,080 --> 00:40:05,200
Speaker 1: older white.

848
00:40:05,000 --> 00:40:08,040
Speaker 2: Man, older older older and I was twenty four at

849
00:40:08,080 --> 00:40:08,439
Speaker 2: the time.

850
00:40:08,800 --> 00:40:13,279
Speaker 1: Okay, so last year and uh yeah, you know at

851
00:40:13,280 --> 00:40:15,239
Speaker 1: the time, I was young, and I was like, shit,

852
00:40:15,360 --> 00:40:17,920
Speaker 1: let me come out with these old rich people. Why not?

853
00:40:18,440 --> 00:40:20,440
Speaker 1: Why let's say how you say you gotta do it

854
00:40:20,480 --> 00:40:23,520
Speaker 1: at least once you have to try. Yes, you never know.

855
00:40:24,000 --> 00:40:25,239
Speaker 1: Did you like him?

856
00:40:25,560 --> 00:40:28,959
Speaker 2: Have you ever had duck pated duck proate?

857
00:40:30,040 --> 00:40:33,800
Speaker 1: I feel like I have. Yeah, Uh poate is like whatever.

858
00:40:33,920 --> 00:40:36,880
Speaker 2: But my question for you is if he had not

859
00:40:37,000 --> 00:40:40,319
Speaker 2: told you he had cancer, if he propositioned you in

860
00:40:40,360 --> 00:40:43,480
Speaker 2: some way, would you have maybe let that gore? Would

861
00:40:43,480 --> 00:40:46,360
Speaker 2: you have considered that? So you went up to the hotel. No,

862
00:40:46,440 --> 00:40:48,279
Speaker 2: I was like, absolutely not. But you went up to

863
00:40:48,320 --> 00:40:48,760
Speaker 2: the hotel.

864
00:40:48,800 --> 00:40:51,040
Speaker 1: I went up there, but I just I couldn't imagine

865
00:40:51,080 --> 00:40:55,840
Speaker 1: me putting any type of skin that's like literally falling

866
00:40:55,880 --> 00:40:58,560
Speaker 1: off into my mouth. I can't. I like my meat

867
00:40:58,600 --> 00:40:59,440
Speaker 1: falling off the bone.

868
00:40:59,440 --> 00:41:04,799
Speaker 2: But I don't like I mean, you know, like the

869
00:41:04,840 --> 00:41:06,080
Speaker 2: meat falling off the boat.

870
00:41:06,440 --> 00:41:11,399
Speaker 1: He was gonna suck the grizzle out. He wasn't gonna

871
00:41:11,400 --> 00:41:13,280
Speaker 1: suck the marrowel. I can't.

872
00:41:13,440 --> 00:41:18,920
Speaker 2: It's just, you know, I hooked up with one guy

873
00:41:19,239 --> 00:41:20,840
Speaker 2: who had money one time, but.

874
00:41:20,880 --> 00:41:24,400
Speaker 1: Oh black, okay. But what he looked like though, he

875
00:41:24,520 --> 00:41:27,640
Speaker 1: was like an older, older black dude bald.

876
00:41:27,880 --> 00:41:29,879
Speaker 2: Okay, but ballpark of the age here for me, says,

877
00:41:29,920 --> 00:41:30,680
Speaker 2: paint the picture.

878
00:41:31,080 --> 00:41:34,640
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say he was twenty years older than me. Okay,

879
00:41:35,280 --> 00:41:39,400
Speaker 1: So he liked fifty. Bitch, you got a lot of

880
00:41:39,400 --> 00:41:40,120
Speaker 1: fucking nerves.

881
00:41:40,280 --> 00:41:42,520
Speaker 2: I'm just saying, like, if you were twenty five, you're

882
00:41:42,600 --> 00:41:44,560
Speaker 2: saying twenty years older than you. I know that means

883
00:41:44,560 --> 00:41:51,279
Speaker 2: at least twenty five. So I assume fifty. Does the

884
00:41:51,320 --> 00:41:53,960
Speaker 2: math not check out because you said he was like.

885
00:41:53,880 --> 00:41:56,280
Speaker 1: Twenty years older than if he was at least thirty

886
00:41:56,320 --> 00:41:58,600
Speaker 1: two years older than you, because you would damn I

887
00:41:58,600 --> 00:42:00,440
Speaker 1: think I was twenty two at the time. Okay, so

888
00:42:00,520 --> 00:42:04,520
Speaker 1: he was sixty, Go ahead, sisters. But he you know,

889
00:42:04,880 --> 00:42:06,360
Speaker 1: he gave me a little money here and there, but

890
00:42:06,400 --> 00:42:08,160
Speaker 1: it wasn't a lot.

891
00:42:09,640 --> 00:42:11,319
Speaker 2: Of money was he's giving you Because you know what,

892
00:42:11,400 --> 00:42:14,760
Speaker 2: I've never had a rich man just give me money.

893
00:42:14,840 --> 00:42:17,279
Speaker 2: I've had a poor man. I had a man, like

894
00:42:17,320 --> 00:42:20,919
Speaker 2: a middle income man. That sounds like a boyfriend, because

895
00:42:21,200 --> 00:42:21,799
Speaker 2: that sounds like.

896
00:42:27,280 --> 00:42:30,840
Speaker 1: That's not funny, that's that's hilarious, just like my diabetes

897
00:42:30,920 --> 00:42:34,400
Speaker 1: doesn't need a a commercial break to gather myself.

898
00:42:35,200 --> 00:42:37,560
Speaker 2: Okay, so you had him giving you money, but you

899
00:42:37,600 --> 00:42:38,640
Speaker 2: didn't have him giving you money.

900
00:42:38,640 --> 00:42:40,360
Speaker 1: He was just giving you money. No, no, no, I

901
00:42:40,360 --> 00:42:44,640
Speaker 1: would like have a story every time, Oh, you know,

902
00:42:45,080 --> 00:42:46,280
Speaker 1: I gotta pay a couple of bills.

903
00:42:46,280 --> 00:42:49,720
Speaker 2: It's like, where are those people that are just giving

904
00:42:49,719 --> 00:42:51,560
Speaker 2: people money like they are, my.

905
00:42:51,680 --> 00:42:55,240
Speaker 1: Dear, They're not here. They are either they're drug dealers.

906
00:42:55,840 --> 00:42:57,279
Speaker 1: I don't want to they a drug deal because I don't

907
00:42:57,280 --> 00:42:59,080
Speaker 1: want to get shot exactly. But those are the ones

908
00:42:59,120 --> 00:43:02,840
Speaker 1: that are really just just frivolous, just dumb, like drop,

909
00:43:03,239 --> 00:43:05,040
Speaker 1: They'll drop ten k on like.

910
00:43:05,239 --> 00:43:09,480
Speaker 2: Luggage, luggage, luggage all at once. I'm gonna get the

911
00:43:09,520 --> 00:43:11,440
Speaker 2: whole sets. I'm gonna get. I'm gonna get the whole

912
00:43:12,160 --> 00:43:14,040
Speaker 2: I'm gonna get the Duffalo.

913
00:43:13,840 --> 00:43:17,120
Speaker 1: Gets the whole set on the same day. Yes, that's

914
00:43:17,160 --> 00:43:19,640
Speaker 1: a family. A family needs a whole set. Pick you

915
00:43:19,680 --> 00:43:21,520
Speaker 1: pick pieces for the set.

916
00:43:21,680 --> 00:43:23,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, but if it's cheaper to purchase the set, then

917
00:43:23,560 --> 00:43:25,719
Speaker 2: just to get individual pieces.

918
00:43:26,000 --> 00:43:29,480
Speaker 1: I don't have a group sale, bitch. It's like, these

919
00:43:29,480 --> 00:43:30,840
Speaker 1: are the set prices.

920
00:43:30,680 --> 00:43:32,719
Speaker 2: But you want all the monograms to match. I don't know,

921
00:43:32,800 --> 00:43:35,799
Speaker 2: since I don't. I don't buy luggage from Lubaitan get

922
00:43:35,800 --> 00:43:40,400
Speaker 2: my luggage from Marshalls or DJ TJ Max got the luggage.

923
00:43:40,960 --> 00:43:44,239
Speaker 1: It's the same luggage to me to me, you get

924
00:43:44,280 --> 00:43:46,800
Speaker 1: to me to me is cute. I don't know about Sumi,

925
00:43:47,120 --> 00:43:49,719
Speaker 1: but I know that I went and I was like,

926
00:43:49,719 --> 00:43:50,520
Speaker 1: is this little.

927
00:43:50,320 --> 00:43:52,279
Speaker 2: Little Nordica suitcase? And I was like, but no, it

928
00:43:52,320 --> 00:43:54,400
Speaker 2: don't even it's not known for making a luggage. The

929
00:43:54,440 --> 00:43:55,320
Speaker 2: wheel's gonna follow.

930
00:43:55,360 --> 00:43:57,520
Speaker 1: All you need to do all you need to know

931
00:43:57,560 --> 00:44:01,000
Speaker 1: is that you need a suitcase. Get a suitcase. Okay,

932
00:44:01,040 --> 00:44:04,399
Speaker 1: you're trying to get her everlasting suitcase and TJ miss ax. Yes,

933
00:44:04,520 --> 00:44:06,680
Speaker 1: I'm trying to get suitcase as we last, me several trips,

934
00:44:06,719 --> 00:44:08,280
Speaker 1: a couple of stamps in the passport.

935
00:44:08,560 --> 00:44:11,160
Speaker 2: Right, I can't just get the suitcase. I'm rolling through

936
00:44:11,160 --> 00:44:13,399
Speaker 2: the airport and the wheel fall off. Now I look

937
00:44:13,520 --> 00:44:15,960
Speaker 2: poor dragging my suitcase through Spain.

938
00:44:16,360 --> 00:44:19,120
Speaker 1: Okay, well back to me. I'm glad that I made

939
00:44:19,160 --> 00:44:22,920
Speaker 1: it through that time period. Okay, let's back. What are

940
00:44:22,920 --> 00:44:25,440
Speaker 1: you doing for the money? People listening want to know?

941
00:44:26,600 --> 00:44:29,200
Speaker 1: Not a lot, No, No. I Rather, the thing is

942
00:44:29,239 --> 00:44:32,920
Speaker 1: that at the time, I'd rather just be with somebody

943
00:44:32,920 --> 00:44:35,800
Speaker 1: who was broke and I like them. No, not me. Sis.

944
00:44:36,239 --> 00:44:38,440
Speaker 1: Times have changed. It's twenty seventeen.

945
00:44:38,520 --> 00:44:41,120
Speaker 2: I'm still waiting on I'm not getting Mona Scott Cardi

946
00:44:41,160 --> 00:44:44,520
Speaker 2: B chicks. I'm not getting Jocelyne chicks. I don't actually

947
00:44:44,520 --> 00:44:46,520
Speaker 2: don't know how big that money is. But I just

948
00:44:46,600 --> 00:44:51,440
Speaker 2: I feel like I I'm nice ish.

949
00:44:51,520 --> 00:44:55,320
Speaker 1: I hate the term goal digger. I hate it. Goals

950
00:44:55,400 --> 00:44:58,520
Speaker 1: I make goal I hate would you rather we dig

951
00:44:58,640 --> 00:45:04,240
Speaker 1: for coal? Like? What is the problem wanting somebody to

952
00:45:04,280 --> 00:45:06,600
Speaker 1: take care of you for the moment of time.

953
00:45:07,080 --> 00:45:09,480
Speaker 2: And then also for the most part, rich people are

954
00:45:09,480 --> 00:45:10,879
Speaker 2: attracted to other rich people.

955
00:45:11,000 --> 00:45:13,960
Speaker 1: Yeah. If a rich person wants to give, you know,

956
00:45:14,120 --> 00:45:17,520
Speaker 1: a twenty something year old Haitian American girl some money

957
00:45:17,840 --> 00:45:20,960
Speaker 1: to pay a bill here or thera, that's his business.

958
00:45:21,000 --> 00:45:23,759
Speaker 2: That's a charity. He didn't he donating the charity. That's

959
00:45:23,760 --> 00:45:28,280
Speaker 2: a tax right off. He's supporting the boys and girls class.

960
00:45:28,320 --> 00:45:30,080
Speaker 2: That's what it is. The girl Scouts.

961
00:45:30,440 --> 00:45:32,880
Speaker 1: Thank you. That's it. That's all that is. I don't know.

962
00:45:33,080 --> 00:45:36,920
Speaker 2: I feel like I know we had the Sugar Daddy

963
00:45:36,920 --> 00:45:41,160
Speaker 2: expert one and she was talking, but her situation was

964
00:45:41,160 --> 00:45:43,520
Speaker 2: a little bit different because the dude was married and

965
00:45:43,560 --> 00:45:46,160
Speaker 2: they were having sex, but he was giving her money.

966
00:45:46,200 --> 00:45:47,680
Speaker 1: But I just want to let you know, most of

967
00:45:47,719 --> 00:45:49,839
Speaker 1: these guys who are just giving their money away are

968
00:45:49,960 --> 00:45:53,440
Speaker 1: most likely married. Well see, and then there's no single

969
00:45:53,560 --> 00:45:55,520
Speaker 1: dude is like, let me just give you my money.

970
00:45:55,560 --> 00:45:58,600
Speaker 1: It's always a guy who's got something to lose. It's like,

971
00:45:58,680 --> 00:46:02,040
Speaker 1: let me just give you my Limity's a risk of everything. Yeah,

972
00:46:02,480 --> 00:46:05,200
Speaker 1: let me put some alimony on the line. Yeah, So,

973
00:46:05,400 --> 00:46:08,080
Speaker 1: like you know, I'm in a point in my life

974
00:46:08,080 --> 00:46:11,359
Speaker 1: where obviously I want to make my own money. Absolutely,

975
00:46:11,560 --> 00:46:15,440
Speaker 1: I definitely want that to happen sooner than later. That's

976
00:46:15,480 --> 00:46:16,000
Speaker 1: the goal.

977
00:46:16,239 --> 00:46:18,640
Speaker 2: I think across the board, Well, I mean maybe that's

978
00:46:18,640 --> 00:46:20,800
Speaker 2: the difference between us and like a gold digger.

979
00:46:21,320 --> 00:46:23,799
Speaker 1: We want to make our own money. But there's gold

980
00:46:23,800 --> 00:46:25,680
Speaker 1: diggers out there that want to make their own money too,

981
00:46:25,680 --> 00:46:27,720
Speaker 1: but they first of all, they need to get an investor.

982
00:46:28,000 --> 00:46:32,960
Speaker 2: You got to get off fun, gotta get it together.

983
00:46:33,320 --> 00:46:36,080
Speaker 2: You got to start from the bottom to be here. Yes, Like,

984
00:46:36,200 --> 00:46:39,240
Speaker 2: I like, what's her name, Milania Trump?

985
00:46:39,400 --> 00:46:40,840
Speaker 1: Wasn't she technically a gold digger?

986
00:46:41,760 --> 00:46:46,080
Speaker 2: And people like to say Milannia Trump allegedly, uh is

987
00:46:46,120 --> 00:46:48,879
Speaker 2: a self made woman? And it's like what They're like, Yeah,

988
00:46:48,880 --> 00:46:50,279
Speaker 2: she has her own business. I'm like, yeah, but who

989
00:46:50,280 --> 00:46:52,480
Speaker 2: gave her the startup money? Because she didn't come here

990
00:46:52,480 --> 00:46:56,080
Speaker 2: with money? She got money now? And what is her business?

991
00:46:57,000 --> 00:47:01,520
Speaker 1: She makes suits? Girl, you ain't got no job, She's

992
00:47:01,560 --> 00:47:04,000
Speaker 1: like tell me. I just feel like, it's what's the

993
00:47:04,040 --> 00:47:07,600
Speaker 1: big deal? What's a big deal with somebody giving you

994
00:47:07,680 --> 00:47:12,000
Speaker 1: money to start something? Right? Give it a little the seed.

995
00:47:12,120 --> 00:47:15,000
Speaker 1: If somebody giving you money and you buying shoes and

996
00:47:15,040 --> 00:47:17,400
Speaker 1: you getting your hair like that's dumb. You're starting to

997
00:47:17,400 --> 00:47:20,759
Speaker 1: sound like Amanda Seals right now. She said, what did

998
00:47:20,760 --> 00:47:22,640
Speaker 1: she say? Oh about the Jordans.

999
00:47:22,680 --> 00:47:26,040
Speaker 2: If you got more than one pair of Nikes, which

1000
00:47:26,040 --> 00:47:30,320
Speaker 2: you never used your passport, then you got wrong priorities

1001
00:47:30,400 --> 00:47:30,880
Speaker 2: or something like that.

1002
00:47:31,200 --> 00:47:33,200
Speaker 1: I agree with that. I agree. How old are you?

1003
00:47:33,560 --> 00:47:36,600
Speaker 1: How you thirty three, sir? And you got all them

1004
00:47:36,640 --> 00:47:40,040
Speaker 1: shoes and you're telling me the farthest you've gone is Florida.

1005
00:47:40,160 --> 00:47:43,600
Speaker 1: That's terrible. Yeah, yeah, y yea yea yea, that's really bad.

1006
00:47:44,160 --> 00:47:45,920
Speaker 1: You don't even need a passport for that, and they

1007
00:47:46,040 --> 00:47:46,640
Speaker 1: be bringing it.

1008
00:47:46,760 --> 00:47:49,920
Speaker 2: Or you see pictures of people like their shoe collection

1009
00:47:50,160 --> 00:47:52,080
Speaker 2: and then you like zoom out of the photo and

1010
00:47:52,120 --> 00:47:55,800
Speaker 2: the mattress, the mattress and the box springer on the ground,

1011
00:47:56,320 --> 00:47:57,759
Speaker 2: and it's like, you ain't got no bed frame? What

1012
00:47:57,840 --> 00:48:03,360
Speaker 2: you got spairs of Jordan's. I'm all I totally agree

1013
00:48:03,360 --> 00:48:05,799
Speaker 2: with her on that. I mean, and for me as

1014
00:48:05,840 --> 00:48:10,080
Speaker 2: a woman who can literally find things for five dollars

1015
00:48:10,160 --> 00:48:11,080
Speaker 2: and makes them look like.

1016
00:48:11,080 --> 00:48:14,880
Speaker 1: A million dollars million dollars, I don't get it. I

1017
00:48:14,920 --> 00:48:15,960
Speaker 1: don't get this sneaker thing.

1018
00:48:16,120 --> 00:48:19,680
Speaker 2: I don't get it either in my entire life, owned

1019
00:48:19,719 --> 00:48:21,439
Speaker 2: one pair of Jordans and I got them for free.

1020
00:48:21,440 --> 00:48:24,480
Speaker 2: Shout out to jump Man, shout doing what they can

1021
00:48:24,520 --> 00:48:25,600
Speaker 2: for the community.

1022
00:48:26,080 --> 00:48:27,040
Speaker 1: Like, look, look at my.

1023
00:48:26,960 --> 00:48:29,399
Speaker 2: New shoes, but I love a free shoe and I'm

1024
00:48:29,400 --> 00:48:32,880
Speaker 2: not spending. I don't like paying full retail price for

1025
00:48:32,920 --> 00:48:35,279
Speaker 2: things because I know that they're not worth what people

1026
00:48:35,400 --> 00:48:38,239
Speaker 2: charge they are. They fall apart, you wash them, the

1027
00:48:38,640 --> 00:48:41,399
Speaker 2: letters fall off, like, dude, the tag is.

1028
00:48:42,000 --> 00:48:44,560
Speaker 1: Hanging on by a thread. Dude. I was at Zara

1029
00:48:44,640 --> 00:48:48,520
Speaker 1: yesterday looking at these little leather wedges brand new.

1030
00:48:48,880 --> 00:48:50,759
Speaker 2: I was like, I can see the glue. Like they

1031
00:48:50,760 --> 00:48:54,799
Speaker 2: didn't even sew this. This was glued. This soul was

1032
00:48:54,960 --> 00:48:58,839
Speaker 2: glu glued on, but they had it had the little

1033
00:48:58,920 --> 00:49:01,560
Speaker 2: thread marks. I was like, did they copy and paste

1034
00:49:01,560 --> 00:49:03,040
Speaker 2: the thread marks because they are still.

1035
00:49:02,920 --> 00:49:05,240
Speaker 1: This since it was a filter, they do a filter

1036
00:49:05,320 --> 00:49:05,799
Speaker 1: on that. Dude.

1037
00:49:06,080 --> 00:49:09,400
Speaker 2: It was like it was crazy. You could see if

1038
00:49:09,440 --> 00:49:11,239
Speaker 2: you look at what you're buying, you see that it's

1039
00:49:11,239 --> 00:49:12,239
Speaker 2: not really worth what you're paying.

1040
00:49:12,280 --> 00:49:14,239
Speaker 1: It's not worth it. But at the same time, you're

1041
00:49:14,280 --> 00:49:17,279
Speaker 1: talking to somebody who's like financially unstable over here, and

1042
00:49:17,400 --> 00:49:20,200
Speaker 1: I'll find other ways to be frivolous with my money.

1043
00:49:20,200 --> 00:49:22,440
Speaker 1: But what I ain't gonna do is buy me some

1044
00:49:22,560 --> 00:49:25,120
Speaker 1: Jordans some one hundred and fifty dollars sneakers. So you're

1045
00:49:25,160 --> 00:49:27,920
Speaker 1: not gonna buy some Yezu's shoes, No easy, thank you

1046
00:49:28,000 --> 00:49:32,040
Speaker 1: for what some limited editions. These shoes can't fix anything

1047
00:49:32,040 --> 00:49:33,600
Speaker 1: in my life. It's not like when I step out

1048
00:49:33,640 --> 00:49:36,919
Speaker 1: on these shoes people are like, oh my god, you

1049
00:49:37,000 --> 00:49:38,680
Speaker 1: look amazing. Facts.

1050
00:49:39,480 --> 00:49:41,479
Speaker 2: Even if they said that, they're looking at your face

1051
00:49:41,480 --> 00:49:44,640
Speaker 2: and not your feet, and then that's you.

1052
00:49:44,680 --> 00:49:47,600
Speaker 1: No, I don't need that. I don't need no distraction. Exactly,

1053
00:49:47,600 --> 00:49:50,160
Speaker 1: look at my face, look at my eyes, roll them

1054
00:49:52,160 --> 00:49:55,480
Speaker 1: true though, it's like, what are we doing? I mean,

1055
00:49:56,760 --> 00:49:59,440
Speaker 1: I just want to I honestly want this is what

1056
00:49:59,480 --> 00:50:01,400
Speaker 1: I would like. Okay, tell me what you would like.

1057
00:50:01,719 --> 00:50:05,120
Speaker 1: Tell me what you want from me? More TV shows? Okay,

1058
00:50:05,680 --> 00:50:07,640
Speaker 1: you get a little sack, stack it up, reg it up,

1059
00:50:07,680 --> 00:50:11,160
Speaker 1: ring it up, give me some money. I also want

1060
00:50:11,200 --> 00:50:14,040
Speaker 1: people to send me shit for free to review, like

1061
00:50:14,200 --> 00:50:15,640
Speaker 1: mo Re, but stuff.

1062
00:50:15,680 --> 00:50:20,560
Speaker 2: Don't send me garbage to review, send me quality produce,

1063
00:50:21,280 --> 00:50:23,480
Speaker 2: send me good I mean I got I mean I

1064
00:50:23,480 --> 00:50:25,239
Speaker 2: got some good stuff too, but the hair was garbage.

1065
00:50:25,520 --> 00:50:29,720
Speaker 1: What other good stuff you got. I've gotten like cool sweaters.

1066
00:50:30,520 --> 00:50:34,759
Speaker 2: Remember they sent me that quote unquote cashmere hoodie that

1067
00:50:34,840 --> 00:50:35,319
Speaker 2: was rip.

1068
00:50:35,560 --> 00:50:40,440
Speaker 1: Oh yeah you did. You're so honest, And that's what

1069
00:50:40,520 --> 00:50:41,040
Speaker 1: I love.

1070
00:50:41,239 --> 00:50:44,720
Speaker 2: It's like because you can see these reviews on YouTube

1071
00:50:44,719 --> 00:50:45,319
Speaker 2: and you're like, that.

1072
00:50:45,320 --> 00:50:50,360
Speaker 1: Bitch is lying. Sis. I could see your hairline. It

1073
00:50:50,480 --> 00:50:54,960
Speaker 1: looks terrible, like even when they're doing makeup tutorials. I'm like, girl,

1074
00:50:54,960 --> 00:50:57,919
Speaker 1: whatever light you got in your apartment, I could tell

1075
00:50:57,960 --> 00:51:01,400
Speaker 1: when you step outside you look crazy. Well that's the thing.

1076
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Speaker 2: You look crazy, girl, You look crazy when you beg

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Speaker 2: that in. But that's the thing though, right, is that

1078
00:51:08,800 --> 00:51:13,719
Speaker 2: people will you watch these YouTube videos you do that

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00:51:13,760 --> 00:51:16,960
Speaker 2: you follow the tutorial I'll be following these little tutorials. Yes,

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Speaker 2: since I see you, you can show up two hours later.

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00:51:19,160 --> 00:51:20,920
Speaker 2: I'm like, okay, girl, what you smoke?

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00:51:21,040 --> 00:51:22,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, yes, yes, yes.

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00:51:22,520 --> 00:51:23,960
Speaker 2: But then I get there and I take pictures and

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00:51:24,000 --> 00:51:27,920
Speaker 2: it looks crazy in the photos. So it looks on

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00:51:27,960 --> 00:51:30,640
Speaker 2: it though, yeah I guess maybe probably definitely, But like

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00:51:30,719 --> 00:51:35,160
Speaker 2: I'm saying that, like it still doesn't look as good,

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00:51:35,400 --> 00:51:37,440
Speaker 2: Like even if the light is off in your bathroom,

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00:51:37,480 --> 00:51:40,839
Speaker 2: it'll look different when you go outside, right, And that's

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00:51:40,880 --> 00:51:42,520
Speaker 2: something that people got to take into consideration when they

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00:51:42,560 --> 00:51:43,959
Speaker 2: follow these little tutorials.

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00:51:45,000 --> 00:51:48,520
Speaker 1: So anyway, want some free things, you know, I want

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00:51:48,520 --> 00:51:51,920
Speaker 1: to build portfolio. I want to be doing things. So

1093
00:51:52,080 --> 00:51:55,600
Speaker 1: like when we do this podcast, we do live stuff.

1094
00:51:55,600 --> 00:51:57,839
Speaker 1: When we out there, people like, yes, that's my girl

1095
00:51:57,880 --> 00:52:00,279
Speaker 1: up there doing her thing. You know, Like I want

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00:52:00,360 --> 00:52:03,200
Speaker 1: us to do big things. I honestly, I listened to

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00:52:03,239 --> 00:52:05,319
Speaker 1: the podcast over and over and over again. I'm like,

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00:52:05,640 --> 00:52:08,640
Speaker 1: how come more people don't know about us? This is weird.

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00:52:09,000 --> 00:52:13,600
Speaker 1: It is weird. It's straight, aren't you laughing? Over and

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Speaker 1: over and over again? And sometimes yes, the things are

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00:52:16,120 --> 00:52:18,479
Speaker 1: just silly, but there's other things that you're like, it's dip,

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00:52:19,239 --> 00:52:21,160
Speaker 1: it's dipth Well, that's why we had to hit them

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00:52:21,160 --> 00:52:23,360
Speaker 1: with this one on one. Let y'all know that we

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00:52:23,400 --> 00:52:25,840
Speaker 1: out here talk about things, but when you come to

1105
00:52:25,880 --> 00:52:29,000
Speaker 1: the Unofficial Expert, it's just one hour to laugh and

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00:52:29,080 --> 00:52:30,960
Speaker 1: chill about some like silly stuff. Yeah.

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00:52:31,000 --> 00:52:32,680
Speaker 2: I know, you in your car listening, or you on

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00:52:32,719 --> 00:52:35,279
Speaker 2: the train with your headphones in. Maybe you don't have

1109
00:52:35,320 --> 00:52:37,040
Speaker 2: a seat, maybe you do, but you laughing and people

1110
00:52:37,080 --> 00:52:39,440
Speaker 2: think you crazy. Yeah when they look at you, just

1111
00:52:39,640 --> 00:52:41,080
Speaker 2: show them what you're listening, just.

1112
00:52:41,280 --> 00:52:43,359
Speaker 1: Tell them, tell a friend. I know there's a lot

1113
00:52:43,360 --> 00:52:46,160
Speaker 1: of holidays coming up. You know, there's got to look

1114
00:52:46,200 --> 00:52:48,120
Speaker 1: you gotta have something to play in the background. Put

1115
00:52:48,160 --> 00:52:50,759
Speaker 1: the podcast on. I mean, I feel it might not

1116
00:52:50,760 --> 00:52:53,280
Speaker 1: be appropriate for your grandmother. They might have a stroke,

1117
00:52:53,360 --> 00:52:57,000
Speaker 1: but you know, let people know. But stagg us and stuff.

1118
00:52:57,080 --> 00:52:58,799
Speaker 2: Things that you hear you're like, oh my god, that

1119
00:52:58,840 --> 00:53:01,719
Speaker 2: reminds me of Sydney. And I mean we're like everybody's

1120
00:53:01,760 --> 00:53:04,839
Speaker 2: friends but not really. But like, listen, if you're if

1121
00:53:04,880 --> 00:53:08,520
Speaker 2: you are listening to this and you're tagging us in things,

1122
00:53:08,840 --> 00:53:11,279
Speaker 2: and you enjoy what you're what you're getting, then like

1123
00:53:12,200 --> 00:53:15,319
Speaker 2: or here even more important, if somebody is like, yo,

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00:53:15,360 --> 00:53:18,640
Speaker 2: I need like a hot, funny black chick for this

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00:53:18,680 --> 00:53:20,680
Speaker 2: thing that I'm working on that with I don't know,

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00:53:20,920 --> 00:53:28,200
Speaker 2: Mona Scott wigs not included exactly, b yo, bw be

1127
00:53:28,360 --> 00:53:31,359
Speaker 2: your own wig. So like that's I just that's what

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00:53:31,400 --> 00:53:33,440
Speaker 2: I want. I want us to grow. I want us

1129
00:53:33,440 --> 00:53:35,840
Speaker 2: to keep growing where we are growing, are growing. Shout

1130
00:53:35,840 --> 00:53:37,320
Speaker 2: out everybody who's listening.

1131
00:53:37,800 --> 00:53:40,080
Speaker 1: Thank you, We appreciate thank you for showing up to

1132
00:53:40,120 --> 00:53:43,240
Speaker 1: our shows, catching us outside, trying to catch a body

1133
00:53:43,239 --> 00:53:47,719
Speaker 1: tapping us like sliding in there. Yes, yes, that is us,

1134
00:53:49,680 --> 00:53:52,040
Speaker 1: a raggedy hoe with a CBS wig. That ain't me.

1135
00:53:52,480 --> 00:53:55,560
Speaker 2: That ain't mean it is me, but whatever, we don't

1136
00:53:55,600 --> 00:53:58,960
Speaker 2: know her. But yeah, just keep continuing to support us.

1137
00:53:59,000 --> 00:54:03,120
Speaker 2: We're getting ready to shoot our half hour specials to

1138
00:54:03,160 --> 00:54:07,160
Speaker 2: submit to Netflix and or Comedy Central. And that's gonna

1139
00:54:07,200 --> 00:54:12,160
Speaker 2: be on Wednesday, November twenty ninth. That's the Wednesday after Thanksgiving.

1140
00:54:12,680 --> 00:54:15,560
Speaker 2: So you got time to eat, go shopping for Black Friday.

1141
00:54:15,680 --> 00:54:16,279
Speaker 1: Come see us.

1142
00:54:16,320 --> 00:54:18,680
Speaker 2: Bring us a gift, bring a plate, Bring bring a

1143
00:54:18,719 --> 00:54:21,920
Speaker 2: plate one or a gift to Actually the plate could.

1144
00:54:21,760 --> 00:54:24,200
Speaker 1: Be the gift. I'll bring some type ofware, so you

1145
00:54:24,400 --> 00:54:26,200
Speaker 1: just you can give me like a little fake plate

1146
00:54:26,239 --> 00:54:28,239
Speaker 1: and I'll put the typeaware and I have it. You're

1147
00:54:28,280 --> 00:54:31,560
Speaker 1: on a side. Listen. I'll take two styfham plates wrapped

1148
00:54:31,560 --> 00:54:33,600
Speaker 1: in foil in a in a tote bad tape it

1149
00:54:33,680 --> 00:54:35,360
Speaker 1: up twice.

1150
00:54:36,160 --> 00:54:39,240
Speaker 2: Stack the plates. They'll stack them stack so they're sturdy.

1151
00:54:40,040 --> 00:54:41,759
Speaker 2: But yeah, the show is gonna be Wednesday of the

1152
00:54:41,800 --> 00:54:44,320
Speaker 2: twenty ninth. It's gonna it's gonna be at eight pm,

1153
00:54:44,360 --> 00:54:47,360
Speaker 2: doors at seven thirty here in Brooklyn and Park Slope

1154
00:54:47,400 --> 00:54:50,200
Speaker 2: at Union Hall. All the info will be on the

1155
00:54:50,280 --> 00:54:56,359
Speaker 2: unofficial Expert page on Instagramah and uh, just keep continuing

1156
00:54:56,440 --> 00:55:00,239
Speaker 2: to support live comedy. And if there's something specific that

1157
00:55:00,280 --> 00:55:02,840
Speaker 2: you want us to talk about, hit us up, or

1158
00:55:02,880 --> 00:55:05,520
Speaker 2: a person that you think we should contact, even if

1159
00:55:05,560 --> 00:55:06,319
Speaker 2: it's a famous person.

1160
00:55:06,360 --> 00:55:08,399
Speaker 1: We know people who know people. They just don't want

1161
00:55:08,400 --> 00:55:09,480
Speaker 1: to do the podcast.

1162
00:55:09,600 --> 00:55:13,760
Speaker 2: Mean, they scared, but then when then they meet us, they're.

1163
00:55:13,520 --> 00:55:15,400
Speaker 1: Like, oh, wait, actually your girls are cool.

1164
00:55:15,840 --> 00:55:19,040
Speaker 2: Yes, we are cool. This is all in fun. When

1165
00:55:19,120 --> 00:55:21,239
Speaker 2: we are mean, it's kind of like relative mean. It's

1166
00:55:21,239 --> 00:55:23,360
Speaker 2: like that cousin that you're like, oh, why she always

1167
00:55:23,360 --> 00:55:24,360
Speaker 2: giving me a hard times?

1168
00:55:24,360 --> 00:55:27,200
Speaker 1: Because I love you Booth. I mean, I mean, it's subjective,

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00:55:27,280 --> 00:55:28,160
Speaker 1: it really is.

1170
00:55:28,400 --> 00:55:30,600
Speaker 2: I mean, are we really that mean? I don't think so.

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00:55:30,880 --> 00:55:32,280
Speaker 2: I don't think so. I could be meaner.

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00:55:32,880 --> 00:55:36,040
Speaker 1: I mean, Marie, we have side one off conversations and

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00:55:36,040 --> 00:55:38,600
Speaker 1: I'd be like, Marie, you are mean, and I'd be like,

1174
00:55:38,640 --> 00:55:40,960
Speaker 1: shut up, Sidney. Yeah, But in conversation when we were

1175
00:55:40,960 --> 00:55:42,560
Speaker 1: other people are like, she's so mean.

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00:55:43,160 --> 00:55:45,480
Speaker 2: No, I think that people are attracted to that though.

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00:55:46,120 --> 00:55:48,600
Speaker 2: They're like this she mean or she just really honest.

1178
00:55:49,040 --> 00:55:51,319
Speaker 1: Well, they want to figure out what they like the

1179
00:55:51,440 --> 00:55:53,880
Speaker 1: mystery Sidney. If I was a man, you wouldn't say

1180
00:55:53,920 --> 00:55:56,360
Speaker 1: I was mean. You would say I was decisive. You

1181
00:55:56,360 --> 00:56:00,319
Speaker 1: would say I was like a strong opinionated in the

1182
00:56:00,360 --> 00:56:02,160
Speaker 1: news what I like and knows what I don't like.

1183
00:56:02,160 --> 00:56:04,200
Speaker 1: If you're a man, I'm like he gay.

1184
00:56:06,120 --> 00:56:11,080
Speaker 2: And yet as a woman, people are like, is Marica.

1185
00:56:09,920 --> 00:56:14,640
Speaker 1: Like he's flamboyant as funny? Yes, yes, he's moving his

1186
00:56:14,680 --> 00:56:22,959
Speaker 1: neck a lot. Yes. But shout out to everybody who's

1187
00:56:22,960 --> 00:56:24,200
Speaker 1: done the podcast recently.

1188
00:56:24,320 --> 00:56:27,040
Speaker 2: We really appreciate you. I mean, everybody just makes it

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00:56:27,280 --> 00:56:28,200
Speaker 2: so much fun.

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00:56:28,239 --> 00:56:30,840
Speaker 1: I mean, we can honestly talk to each other for

1191
00:56:30,920 --> 00:56:33,600
Speaker 1: an hour and it's still be hilarious. But I love

1192
00:56:33,680 --> 00:56:37,480
Speaker 1: the guests. They definitely keep up with our fast pace.

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00:56:37,840 --> 00:56:43,359
Speaker 2: Rudeness, the rudeness, original ruess, rude gel other things. If

1194
00:56:43,360 --> 00:56:45,759
Speaker 2: you if there's a specific type of expertise you'd like

1195
00:56:45,800 --> 00:56:48,040
Speaker 2: to see, hit us up. You know where to find

1196
00:56:48,080 --> 00:56:51,200
Speaker 2: us unofficial expert. Also, what we're going to do is

1197
00:56:51,680 --> 00:56:54,439
Speaker 2: start putting bonus episodes up for you guys.

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00:56:54,560 --> 00:56:58,320
Speaker 1: Little Treats, Little Tricks, Treats, Little Gift, Little Merry Christmas.

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00:56:58,560 --> 00:57:01,319
Speaker 1: W ho for that? Ass uh? And what that is?

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00:57:01,360 --> 00:57:05,200
Speaker 2: Gonna be is uh uh. Once a week we'll do

1201
00:57:05,280 --> 00:57:09,200
Speaker 2: a bonus episode. Somebody has said to us that when

1202
00:57:09,320 --> 00:57:11,520
Speaker 2: the episode ends, we're always laughing at something, and they

1203
00:57:11,560 --> 00:57:13,600
Speaker 2: want to know what happens at the end of the episode.

1204
00:57:13,920 --> 00:57:16,600
Speaker 2: So you're gonna get like a little bonus, a little

1205
00:57:16,600 --> 00:57:18,680
Speaker 2: behind the scenes premium situation.

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00:57:19,120 --> 00:57:22,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, And it's like, you know, I see y'all going

1207
00:57:22,120 --> 00:57:24,760
Speaker 1: to the Beyonce concerts. I see y'all out here paying

1208
00:57:24,840 --> 00:57:27,439
Speaker 1: for you know, these yeezies. I see you this four

1209
00:57:27,480 --> 00:57:29,720
Speaker 1: four four. Yeah, I see you're out here getting these

1210
00:57:29,760 --> 00:57:32,520
Speaker 1: face masks and these threading and stuff. You know, take

1211
00:57:32,560 --> 00:57:35,280
Speaker 1: a break from that and then pay for some shit

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00:57:35,360 --> 00:57:37,680
Speaker 1: of ours, you know. Yeah, Yeah, we worth it? Are

1213
00:57:37,720 --> 00:57:39,960
Speaker 1: we not worth We worth it, Marie? We are worth it.

1214
00:57:40,040 --> 00:57:42,960
Speaker 1: We I mean, we're entertainers. You gotta start at the

1215
00:57:43,480 --> 00:57:46,479
Speaker 1: ground up, you know, you gotta move it. You gotta listen.

1216
00:57:46,520 --> 00:57:49,080
Speaker 1: We're asking y'all for the seed money in this episode.

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00:57:48,760 --> 00:57:52,520
Speaker 2: Right yeah, listen for like, like even if it's a

1218
00:57:52,560 --> 00:57:55,720
Speaker 2: dollar a month, just to know that the premium episodes were,

1219
00:57:55,720 --> 00:57:57,360
Speaker 2: they're not gonna be They're not gonna be free.

1220
00:57:57,480 --> 00:58:00,840
Speaker 1: No, you'll still get these guys. This is uh this

1221
00:58:00,880 --> 00:58:04,360
Speaker 1: is an audio GoFundMe right now. Yes, it is little.

1222
00:58:04,680 --> 00:58:08,160
Speaker 2: I mean after So, we did the episode with the

1223
00:58:08,520 --> 00:58:09,320
Speaker 2: Runaway Bride.

1224
00:58:09,760 --> 00:58:13,480
Speaker 1: It was amazing. If you haven't heard it, go right now.

1225
00:58:13,600 --> 00:58:16,280
Speaker 1: April storm mess was hilarious.

1226
00:58:16,360 --> 00:58:19,360
Speaker 2: April ten businessses so she was super messy, but the

1227
00:58:19,400 --> 00:58:21,400
Speaker 2: episode was so good. And what happens a lot of

1228
00:58:21,480 --> 00:58:23,760
Speaker 2: times is people come on the podcast tell us all

1229
00:58:23,760 --> 00:58:27,320
Speaker 2: their business and then at the very end they're like

1230
00:58:27,840 --> 00:58:31,200
Speaker 2: so warmed up that they're like things are falling out.

1231
00:58:31,360 --> 00:58:32,040
Speaker 1: It's crazy.

1232
00:58:32,120 --> 00:58:35,600
Speaker 2: So the bonus episodes will just be that the continuation

1233
00:58:35,680 --> 00:58:38,400
Speaker 2: of the stuff that you heard and you already enjoyed.

1234
00:58:38,560 --> 00:58:40,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, and I feel like it's worth it. I feel

1235
00:58:40,720 --> 00:58:44,680
Speaker 1: like there's always more to know. We might even get

1236
00:58:44,680 --> 00:58:48,080
Speaker 1: it juicier in these little bonus episodes. Some things that

1237
00:58:48,160 --> 00:58:50,120
Speaker 1: you're like, oh shit, I wanted to know about that,

1238
00:58:51,080 --> 00:58:53,200
Speaker 1: you won't know. We gonna just put a little seat

1239
00:58:53,200 --> 00:58:55,360
Speaker 1: at the end line. If you want to find out

1240
00:58:55,720 --> 00:58:58,720
Speaker 1: blah blah blah, go to If you want to know more,

1241
00:58:58,920 --> 00:59:01,200
Speaker 1: turn to page seventeen. If you want to go home,

1242
00:59:01,480 --> 00:59:02,360
Speaker 1: turn the page twelve.

1243
00:59:02,360 --> 00:59:04,360
Speaker 2: You know, like the Choose your own Adventure books, Yeah,

1244
00:59:04,480 --> 00:59:07,520
Speaker 2: that's what our podcast is anyway. I feel like I've

1245
00:59:07,520 --> 00:59:08,840
Speaker 2: said everything that I wanted to say.

1246
00:59:09,480 --> 00:59:13,200
Speaker 1: Are you ready for the guests this episode? Come on

1247
00:59:13,320 --> 00:59:14,600
Speaker 1: guess tonight.

1248
00:59:14,640 --> 00:59:20,520
Speaker 2: We have Jelly and Jam, Sidney's Grocery cat Cats experts.

1249
00:59:20,880 --> 00:59:23,919
Speaker 1: Well, Sydney. Let people know listening where they can find you.

1250
00:59:23,920 --> 00:59:28,360
Speaker 1: You can catch me outside about people still saying that no, no,

1251
00:59:28,560 --> 00:59:31,280
Speaker 1: she got a record deal. Yeah, but then she's also

1252
00:59:31,360 --> 00:59:35,520
Speaker 1: crying like an interviews she's having. Yeah, she's like twelve

1253
00:59:35,600 --> 00:59:39,800
Speaker 1: for everything about nothing. Put your head on my bosoom.

1254
00:59:39,880 --> 00:59:43,960
Speaker 1: You could catch me on Instagram just said BW g

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Speaker 1: us T syd BW. Twitter just said NYC j USC

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Speaker 1: s y d n y C, and then catch us

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00:59:53,960 --> 00:59:58,080
Speaker 1: on the Facebook page the Unofficial expert like comment, we

1258
00:59:58,160 --> 00:59:59,760
Speaker 1: need to update that, but you know what I'm saying.

1259
00:59:59,760 --> 01:00:00,440
Speaker 1: We do we can.

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01:00:00,840 --> 01:00:03,360
Speaker 2: Yeah, we need a in turn, we need an intern

1261
01:00:03,400 --> 01:00:06,520
Speaker 2: that's gonna work for free. Oh yeah, will work for love.

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01:00:06,960 --> 01:00:11,000
Speaker 2: I will, I will, I will listen. You can find

1263
01:00:11,000 --> 01:00:13,320
Speaker 2: me on Instagram at rez r e e e z

1264
01:00:13,600 --> 01:00:16,200
Speaker 2: y and then you can find me live at Union

1265
01:00:16,240 --> 01:00:19,920
Speaker 2: Hall on Wednesday, November twenty ninth, eight.

1266
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Speaker 1: Pm doing my half hour.

1267
01:00:21,200 --> 01:00:23,960
Speaker 2: You got to catch people before I'm famous before I start, uh,

1268
01:00:24,240 --> 01:00:27,680
Speaker 2: sexually assaulting dudes in hotel. Oh my god, I want

1269
01:00:27,760 --> 01:00:29,080
Speaker 2: you to do it, and I want you to do

1270
01:00:29,160 --> 01:00:30,720
Speaker 2: it to like to like a white man.

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01:00:30,840 --> 01:00:34,760
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, Connor, just put put a whole broomstick. No,

1272
01:00:34,840 --> 01:00:39,200
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I have to go. I'm kidding youraf

1273
01:00:39,360 --> 01:00:42,760
Speaker 1: the Bonus episode and everything that's gonna happen right after this.

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01:00:44,520 --> 01:00:45,680
Speaker 1: Bye guys, Bye,