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Speaker 1: Hello the Internet. My name is Jack O'Brien. I'm the

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Speaker 1: founder and former editor in chief of crack dot com

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Speaker 1: and the host of the new comedic news podcast The

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Speaker 1: Daily Zeitgeist, which, as the name suggests, is daily and

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Speaker 1: sporadically in German and our morals a former Trump ins

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Speaker 1: writer under witness protection, and I'll go about the oldest

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Speaker 1: whole thing. Oh cool, cool, coo coo cool. So so

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Speaker 1: why are you talking like that? Because I have to

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Speaker 1: protect by our good orgies And sorry, no way too much.

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Speaker 1: But you just said your full real name out loud. Ship.

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Speaker 1: You're right. I just felt like I had to impress

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Speaker 1: the audience because you had your whole cracked thing. And dude,

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Speaker 1: you are a lobbyist. That's pretty cool. Yeah, but I

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Speaker 1: was like a low level one. Being a co host

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Speaker 1: is considered a great honor in some parts of the internet.

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Speaker 1: On just be yourself man, Yeah, you're right. Well, we'll

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Speaker 1: be joined by some of the smartest and funniest comedic

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Speaker 1: and journalistic minds around to bring you the hidden facts

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Speaker 1: and alternative analysis of the news stories blowing up your

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Speaker 1: phone every morning because the last probably have you feeling

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Speaker 1: like we're in the craziest, most violent period in US history.

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Speaker 1: But did you know terrorists bomb the United States two thousand,

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Speaker 1: five hundred times in a span of eighteen months between

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Speaker 1: nineteen seventy one and seventy two. It's just twenty four

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Speaker 1: hour news networks weren't around to tell you you should

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Speaker 1: be flipping out, so we all just kind of forgot.

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Speaker 1: Speaking of flipping out, did you know that dolphins swim

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Speaker 1: and even play while they were asleep? We'll tell you why.

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Speaker 1: That might have something to do with Donald Trump's late

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Speaker 1: night tweets. Really yes, really, well, I'm sold? Where do

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Speaker 1: I sign up? Just search the doolies right course, and

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Speaker 1: alpow podcast will listeners subscribe? You know they don't just

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Speaker 1: do that themselves. They have a voice modulator. It's a

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Speaker 1: thing they talk into. Wait, you thought everyone in Witness

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Speaker 1: Protection was just doing an impression of Buffalo Bill from

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Speaker 1: Silence to the Lambs. Why would they all choose to

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Speaker 1: do the same impression. Episode one of the Daily Zeitgeist

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Speaker 1: drops on October night. Look out for a preview episode

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Speaker 1: zero on October second for out of that to people