WEBVTT - 2nd Date Update PODCAST: Puppy Party

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<v Speaker 1>the morning and today's second Date update. Some guys pick

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<v Speaker 1>up women using a clever pickup line. Others buy him

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<v Speaker 1>your second date update right now, Brook and Jewels Second

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<v Speaker 1>Date Update. I don't know what the end result of

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<v Speaker 1>today's second date update will be, but I do know

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<v Speaker 1>that because of this second day update, I've found a

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<v Speaker 1>new way to party, and that's with puppies. Oh that's right, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>Apparently the dude on the phone, his name is Michael,

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<v Speaker 1>hosts puppy parties. I don't even know exactly what that entails.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, I'm guessing it involves puppies and parties. What's up, Michael?

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<v Speaker 1>How are you? I'm well, how are you? Yeah, this

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<v Speaker 1>isn't one of those weird things where everybody pretends to

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<v Speaker 1>be dogs and like cuddles together and stuff. Right, No,

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<v Speaker 1>not for furries. What are they called furries? Yeah? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that's what I thought it was. Never mind, then I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not interested, not interested in Michael. Um. Yeah, your email

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<v Speaker 1>says that you work for a party company that rents

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<v Speaker 1>puppies for parties. That is correct. It's so cool. Is

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<v Speaker 1>inhumane to rent a puppy for a party? I don't

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<v Speaker 1>think so. Oh yeah, No, puppies are fun. You know,

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<v Speaker 1>everybody loves puppies. It's the best job ever. If you

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<v Speaker 1>had my job, you'd be the happiest person on earth.

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<v Speaker 1>That's probably true. And apparently you met the girl you

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<v Speaker 1>want to call today at one of your puppy parties. Yes, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>oh my god. What's her name? Jacqueline? Jacqueline? All right?

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<v Speaker 1>And how did you meet her at one of these parties? So?

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<v Speaker 1>I did a children's birthday party and she was the

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<v Speaker 1>aunt of one of the kids, and she was, like,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, playing with one of the dogs, and I

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<v Speaker 1>came up to her because obviously it's like a really

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<v Speaker 1>easy way to meet women. Yes, I'm thinking that you

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<v Speaker 1>get hit on all the time, like you're the puppy

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<v Speaker 1>party guy, like yeah, yeah. So I was like, yeah, hey,

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<v Speaker 1>we hit it off you like, you know all these things, mate, right,

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<v Speaker 1>No bros like talking about children that way? What is

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<v Speaker 1>wrong with you dogs in general? Anyway, we hit it off,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, right away, And before she left, I made

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<v Speaker 1>sure I asked her on a date and she said yes.

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<v Speaker 1>And for the date though, I thought i'd do coffee.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know why. I just thought, you know, it

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<v Speaker 1>would lead to something else. Wait, hold up, coffee never

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<v Speaker 1>leads to anything. Yeah, I don't know. I thought the

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<v Speaker 1>way the conversation went and just led to that, and

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, let's do coffee. She agreed. I was happy,

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<v Speaker 1>And then when we met for coffee, the first thing

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<v Speaker 1>she said was, oh, did you bring any puppies? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>It's hard to go from a puppy party to a

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<v Speaker 1>coffee date, you know, it's a big letdown. Yeah, so

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<v Speaker 1>I said, I said no, and she immediately seemed really

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<v Speaker 1>really disappointed. What wait, she like, honestly thought that you

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<v Speaker 1>were going to bring puppies to your date. I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>I thought maybe i'd bring one or something, and it's

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<v Speaker 1>like you have puppies on you at all times. But

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<v Speaker 1>it didn't, and I immediately felt it wasn't as natural

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<v Speaker 1>as it was when I was at the puppy party,

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<v Speaker 1>and I said things like, you know, gosh, I can't

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<v Speaker 1>remember the last time I was at a Starbucks, or

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<v Speaker 1>I felt it getting really weird, and even by the

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<v Speaker 1>end of this date, I kind of felt real desperate,

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<v Speaker 1>and I challenged her to a thumb war what like

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<v Speaker 1>thumb rustling. Yeah, no, it's it's getting worse. It doesn't

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<v Speaker 1>get in too much worse, but she said no thing.

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<v Speaker 1>So like I didn't know really what to do, and

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<v Speaker 1>it just kept getting worse and there was more awkward

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<v Speaker 1>silences and I didn't feel any chemistry by the end

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<v Speaker 1>of it. So why do you want to call her

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<v Speaker 1>back if you didn't feel any chemistry. I just feel like, honestly,

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<v Speaker 1>at the party we had great chemistry, and I feel

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<v Speaker 1>like she didn't really get to meet the guy that

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<v Speaker 1>she met at the party, So I feel like there's

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<v Speaker 1>something there and I want to find that. I want

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<v Speaker 1>to get back to where we were at the party

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<v Speaker 1>and kind of like get rid of this section. The

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<v Speaker 1>coffee says maybe maybe you need to bring puppies with

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<v Speaker 1>you everywhere, like she thought maybe that would help. Yeah, no,

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<v Speaker 1>I would do that, but honestly, i'd probably end up

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<v Speaker 1>letting her down by the tenth day when I don't

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<v Speaker 1>have any puppies. Yeah, just keep trading and you know,

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<v Speaker 1>puppies once they get too old and not cute anymore,

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<v Speaker 1>and just always have a puppy with you for your

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<v Speaker 1>entire relationship. Yeah, like this one doesn't get old. That's weird.

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<v Speaker 1>So how did it all end? Did you guys make

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<v Speaker 1>any plans? She said, one of those like, yeah, we'll

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<v Speaker 1>get together again some wrestle at a coffee shop at

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<v Speaker 1>other time, for sure. Yeah, you know, I don't always

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<v Speaker 1>bomb like this, which she's really cute, and I just

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<v Speaker 1>want to tell her, you know, I don't always take

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<v Speaker 1>people on start I don't know why we went to

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<v Speaker 1>the coffee shop. I don't always some more people on

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<v Speaker 1>a first date. It obviously been really horrible, and I

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<v Speaker 1>just think it would be best for both of us

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<v Speaker 1>if we had like a do over date. Okay, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I agree, you know a mulligan on this one. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, So have you talked to her at all

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<v Speaker 1>since your date? I texted her. She kind of got

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<v Speaker 1>back to me, but late a day later or something,

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<v Speaker 1>and then I texted again, but I knew the way

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<v Speaker 1>she was responding that I'm not going to be the

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<v Speaker 1>creeper that keeps texting her. Okay, good job, Hey, I

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<v Speaker 1>applaud you for your self control there. Yeah, I have

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<v Speaker 1>more poppy. Okay, we'll play a song and then come

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<v Speaker 1>back and call her and get your second date update.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, all right, great, okay, I man hang on

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<v Speaker 1>brooking jubile in the morning. Everybody has their go to

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<v Speaker 1>move when a conversation gets awkward, and apparently Michael, who's

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<v Speaker 1>on the phone to do a second date update today,

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<v Speaker 1>his move is thumb wrestling. Can be very interesting in conversations,

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<v Speaker 1>but if you're just joining us. Michael went out with

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<v Speaker 1>a girl named Jaqueline. He actually met her because he

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<v Speaker 1>works for a company that throws puppy parties. It's where

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<v Speaker 1>you bring a bunch of puppies to a party and

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<v Speaker 1>people get to hang out with the puppies and then

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<v Speaker 1>you take them home and throw them wherever you keep

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<v Speaker 1>him out and away keet puppies. But he met her

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<v Speaker 1>at one of these puppy parties. They struck up a

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<v Speaker 1>conversation and then they met for coffee and he said,

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<v Speaker 1>it was so awkward. I was trying to start a conversation.

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<v Speaker 1>And then he eventually asked her to thumb wrestle. She

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<v Speaker 1>said no, and the date kind of ended and he

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<v Speaker 1>hasn't really heard from her since. All right, Michael, are

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<v Speaker 1>you ready to call her? Yes? I am sure, Michael,

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<v Speaker 1>because a woman who wouldn't take you up on thumb

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<v Speaker 1>wrestling doesn't sound like a keeper to me. Anyway, I

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<v Speaker 1>don't I don't know. Maybe it was an off day

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<v Speaker 1>for both of us, you know, Yeah, you're right, maybe

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<v Speaker 1>your thumb was tired, who she wasn't up for the challenge,

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<v Speaker 1>And we really hit it off the first time, so

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<v Speaker 1>it's just kind of odd that the second time was

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<v Speaker 1>like the complete polar opposite of what happened. What are

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<v Speaker 1>you gonna do if the conversation gets awkward on the phone,

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<v Speaker 1>thumb wrestle yourself. I'm gonna pull out a puppy and

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<v Speaker 1>FaceTime her. There you go? All right, Well, I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 1>dialar phone of her right now. Here we go. Hello, Hi,

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<v Speaker 1>is this Jacqueline. This is Jacqueline, who's this. Hey, Jacqueline,

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<v Speaker 1>how are you? This is Jewbil from the radio show

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<v Speaker 1>Brook and Jewel in the Morning. What, Yeah, how are you?

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<v Speaker 1>Why are you? Why are you calling me? Well, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>calling you today because one of our listeners emailed us

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<v Speaker 1>about you. Okay, any idea why somebody would email us

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<v Speaker 1>about you? I'm not really sure. Well, we do a

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<v Speaker 1>segment on our show. It's called the Second Date Update.

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<v Speaker 1>So this dude named Michael who throws puppy parties emailed

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<v Speaker 1>us about you. Oh jeez, that wasn't that. Yeah that

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<v Speaker 1>was You did a happy laugh in the beginning, and

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<v Speaker 1>now that sounded like you're disappointed a little bit. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm well, I mean, this is just really weird. It

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<v Speaker 1>is weird. M Yeah, my whole experience with Michael was

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<v Speaker 1>not something I really want to remember. Was it that bad? Really?

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<v Speaker 1>He told us how he met you, and then he

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<v Speaker 1>told us you guys went out for coffee. He did

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<v Speaker 1>say that coffee was kind of awkward though, Yeah, definitely awkward.

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<v Speaker 1>So I don't want to come across as like a

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<v Speaker 1>bad person here, so I have to, like, I don't

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<v Speaker 1>really know what to say exactly. Um, I should probably

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<v Speaker 1>just let you go. Because I don't want to talk

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<v Speaker 1>bad about him. We want you to talk about I

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<v Speaker 1>think I think he totally owned how horrible he was

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<v Speaker 1>on that date when we talked to him, like he

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<v Speaker 1>he wants a redo because he knows that he was awkward.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, let's just say, like he wasn't as cute

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<v Speaker 1>by himself as he was when I saw him with

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<v Speaker 1>a dog when he's around puppies. Is that what you're saying.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like when you go to a bar and you

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<v Speaker 1>meet someone like in the dark and think they look great,

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<v Speaker 1>and then when you see them the next day in

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<v Speaker 1>the light, like that was a bad decision. Whatever. Hey, no,

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<v Speaker 1>she was intoxicated by puppies. People make but bad choices

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<v Speaker 1>sometimes when puppies are around. I can see how that

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<v Speaker 1>would have happened. Yeah, I must have had my puppy

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<v Speaker 1>goggles on or something. I can see how that could

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<v Speaker 1>get you. Was he really that different without a puppy

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<v Speaker 1>next to him. I mean he still smelt like dogs,

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<v Speaker 1>which was a turn off definitely, But yeah, he was different.

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<v Speaker 1>He told me he didn't even own a dog, which

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<v Speaker 1>is like, what is he even a dog lover? It

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<v Speaker 1>really had me thinking, like what did I get myself

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<v Speaker 1>into who is this guy? Oh my gosh, cold da.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, there's lots of people who are teachers of

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<v Speaker 1>children that don't have children, like you. Don't You can

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<v Speaker 1>still love dogs without owning one. Yeah, but it made

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<v Speaker 1>me feel like he's just working at this job to

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<v Speaker 1>pick up girls. I honestly didn't believe that he liked dogs,

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<v Speaker 1>even at that very moment, because he thinks so awkward.

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<v Speaker 1>And then I heard that and I was like, uh no,

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<v Speaker 1>what am I doing here with this guy to feel

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<v Speaker 1>like he's using puppies to get dates? And that's it.

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<v Speaker 1>That's how I felt, honestly. And then he offered the

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<v Speaker 1>thumb wrestle me, and I was like, no, I have

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<v Speaker 1>to leave. That's surprising. Usually thumb wrestling, you know, really

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<v Speaker 1>people love that. I just think he was maybe nervous

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<v Speaker 1>to meet you. I mean, he sounds like kind of

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<v Speaker 1>an awkward guy. I feel like maybe you wrote him

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<v Speaker 1>off in the very beginning and you never gave him

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<v Speaker 1>enough of a shot, you know I did. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>I came into the date very optimistic because I love dogs.

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<v Speaker 1>He seemed like a great guy. He's really cute. When

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<v Speaker 1>I met him and then I it's just I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>I guess I was mistaken. Well it turned out to

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<v Speaker 1>be an ugly dog hater, is what it sounds like

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<v Speaker 1>for you, I guess. So if you talk to him,

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<v Speaker 1>just tell him I'm sorry it didn't work out. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>Well you actually kind of already told him because he's

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<v Speaker 1>on the other line listening and wants to talk to you. Wait,

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<v Speaker 1>what are you talking about? Yeah, he's on the other

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<v Speaker 1>line listening. Are you there, Michael, Oh, I'm here. Hey, Jacqueline,

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<v Speaker 1>m Hi, Yeah, I hear everything you said. I just

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<v Speaker 1>I can't believe you felt that way. I sertain like

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know about the whole smelling like a dog thing.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, I might not have had time to show

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<v Speaker 1>or before I got to the date, so that that

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<v Speaker 1>could possibly be why I kind of still smelled a

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<v Speaker 1>little bit like a dog. So I don't know, Like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean you did smell like a dog. I tried

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<v Speaker 1>to put that like past us and just not think

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<v Speaker 1>about that the whole time, But really, everything like sum wrestling,

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<v Speaker 1>what was that? I mean, that was because I was

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<v Speaker 1>so excited to see you. I really I didn't get

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<v Speaker 1>any sleep the night before I was acting awkward and

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<v Speaker 1>that's why I was tuck enough to them. But now

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<v Speaker 1>was that I was really excited to see. So it

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<v Speaker 1>was awkward because I didn't sleep. Yeah, but that's how

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<v Speaker 1>you show someone you're excited to spend time with them.

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<v Speaker 1>Is just the thumb wrestle. We could have done anything, button, No,

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<v Speaker 1>that was on another note. You know, I find it

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<v Speaker 1>rude that you're judging me on what an animal I

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<v Speaker 1>was holding in my job. You're saying that I looked

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<v Speaker 1>better with a dog in my hands. I don't know,

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<v Speaker 1>maybe you looked better with a dog in your hand.

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<v Speaker 1>You just switched to angry for a second there. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm kind of angry a little bit about it because

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<v Speaker 1>she's judging me on the way I look, and that's

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<v Speaker 1>the one thing I can't really change about myself. Actually

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<v Speaker 1>you can, because when you had a puppy, you looked

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<v Speaker 1>a lot cuter. Doesn't everybody look better with a puppy

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<v Speaker 1>in her hands? I mean, seriously, I don't know about everybody,

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<v Speaker 1>but you definitely do, Jacqueline. These are low blows, that's actions.

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<v Speaker 1>You're being just kind of meat right now. I'm telling

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<v Speaker 1>him the truth. What. Yeah, I also work with dogs,

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<v Speaker 1>And you said that I because I don't have a

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<v Speaker 1>dog or something that that I'm just using my job

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<v Speaker 1>to pick up girls. That is not That's the furthest

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<v Speaker 1>thing from the truth. I work with dogs. I can't

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<v Speaker 1>just bring my work home with me, you know. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>But how am I supposed to know that you're telling

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<v Speaker 1>the truth? Though? Like, you could definitely get a dog

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<v Speaker 1>on the side if you really love them. When you're

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<v Speaker 1>not at work, you can play with it. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>the thing is, Jacqueline, like, haven't you ever had a

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<v Speaker 1>bad date where you messed up and you wanted to redo? No,

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<v Speaker 1>apparently very good at dating, but Michael isn't. And Michael

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<v Speaker 1>would like to go out with you again, Jacqueline, would

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<v Speaker 1>you like to go on a second date with Michael?

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<v Speaker 1>Will pay for it? How about this? How about the

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<v Speaker 1>next time, Let's say we go on another date and

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<v Speaker 1>I just bring some puppies with me and we just

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<v Speaker 1>it doesn't have to be anything crazy to just meet

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<v Speaker 1>up and just get to know each other a little bit,

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<v Speaker 1>more like the way we did at the party. Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>that's an interesting idea. I'll have to think about it,

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<v Speaker 1>I guess, because I do get to see puppies again,

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<v Speaker 1>and hopefully this time you'll shower before we meet up.

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<v Speaker 1>So is that a yes if he brings along puppies

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<v Speaker 1>and showers. Well, I'm not saying yes to a date necessarily.

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<v Speaker 1>It's more like I'm saying yes to meet up with

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<v Speaker 1>some puppies that I don't have to pay to see. Michael,

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<v Speaker 1>don't do this as some self respect. She's using you

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<v Speaker 1>for the puppies, man, I don't know. I don't see

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<v Speaker 1>as being too bad that she's using me to see

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<v Speaker 1>puppies because I'm kind of using the puppies to get

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<v Speaker 1>a second date. And you know, puppies are awesome and

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<v Speaker 1>you know, nothing can go wrong with some puppies around, right, Michael,

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<v Speaker 1>I just want to correct you that it's not a date.

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<v Speaker 1>We're all going to be hanging out with puppies and

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not paying for it. For you, then that's great,

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<v Speaker 1>let's do it. Okay, that's fine. You know, I have

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<v Speaker 1>a few parties coming up where you know, obviously I

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<v Speaker 1>have puppies there and I'll just bring I'll bring them

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<v Speaker 1>over and we'll see where it goes from there. So

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<v Speaker 1>I guess, congratulations, Michael, you kind of got a second.

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<v Speaker 1>You got a second chance to hang out at least? Yeah, No,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, I think it's a good chance for us

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<v Speaker 1>to you know, reconnect and continue where we left off

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<v Speaker 1>before it got awkward at the coffee shop. Okay, and

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<v Speaker 1>the poor puppies that are caught in the middle of

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<v Speaker 1>this whole thing. Idea in the morning text in at

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<v Speaker 1>seven eighty five to nine two says, I feel like

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<v Speaker 1>your show is either desperate guys that get run over

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<v Speaker 1>or guys that are really mean and defensive. You mean people. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>we're talking about today's second Dight update if you missed it.

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<v Speaker 1>Michael wanted to call this girl named Jacqueline. They met

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<v Speaker 1>while he was working his job. He works at a

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<v Speaker 1>company that does puppy parties. Run out a bunch of

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<v Speaker 1>puppies for a party. I guess they hit it off

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<v Speaker 1>and decided to go out get later, but things got awkward.

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<v Speaker 1>Jacqueline seemed to be acting differently when they were on

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<v Speaker 1>their date, and we got her on the phone and

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<v Speaker 1>she admitted that when she met up with Michael again,

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<v Speaker 1>he just didn't seem as cute without the puppies. She

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<v Speaker 1>described as being similar like meeting somebody when you're drunk

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<v Speaker 1>or whatever out at a bar and then you seem

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<v Speaker 1>I press. You're like, oh yeah, never mind. Also, Jacqueline

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<v Speaker 1>was upset because Michael didn't have a dog, but he

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<v Speaker 1>came to be a dog lover and that made her upset.

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<v Speaker 1>Here's the thing that someone brought up on the text part,

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<v Speaker 1>which I think is very valid. She complained about how

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<v Speaker 1>he smelled of dogs. If she was a true dog

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<v Speaker 1>lover would like it. In the end, she reluctantly agreed

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<v Speaker 1>to a second date, but only if he brought along

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<v Speaker 1>some puppies. And he agreed to it. I can't believe

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<v Speaker 1>he agreed to it. She's like, it's not a date.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just using you for free puppies. And he's like, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I know, I remember. If you want to do a

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<v Speaker 1>second day up the date I'll have to do is

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<v Speaker 1>email the show and we will call the person who

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<v Speaker 1>didn't call you back. Ninety two point five