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Speaker 1: for your second Date update is Brook and Jewel in
Speaker 1: the morning and today's second Date update. Some guys pick
Speaker 1: up women using a clever pickup line. Others buy him
Speaker 1: a drink. My go to move is to weep loudly
Speaker 1: into their lap until they agree to date me. Well,
Speaker 1: one of our listeners got a girl's phone number in
Speaker 1: a different way. It's one hundred percent thanks to his
Speaker 1: unique job, and you'll find out what it is in
Speaker 1: your second date update right now, Brook and Jewels Second
Speaker 1: Date Update. I don't know what the end result of
Speaker 1: today's second date update will be, but I do know
Speaker 1: that because of this second day update, I've found a
Speaker 1: new way to party, and that's with puppies. Oh that's right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: Apparently the dude on the phone, his name is Michael,
Speaker 1: hosts puppy parties. I don't even know exactly what that entails.
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm guessing it involves puppies and parties. What's up, Michael?
Speaker 1: How are you? I'm well, how are you? Yeah, this
Speaker 1: isn't one of those weird things where everybody pretends to
Speaker 1: be dogs and like cuddles together and stuff. Right, No,
Speaker 1: not for furries. What are they called furries? Yeah? Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's what I thought it was. Never mind, then I'm
Speaker 1: not interested, not interested in Michael. Um. Yeah, your email
Speaker 1: says that you work for a party company that rents
Speaker 1: puppies for parties. That is correct. It's so cool. Is
Speaker 1: inhumane to rent a puppy for a party? I don't
Speaker 1: think so. Oh yeah, No, puppies are fun. You know,
Speaker 1: everybody loves puppies. It's the best job ever. If you
Speaker 1: had my job, you'd be the happiest person on earth.
Speaker 1: That's probably true. And apparently you met the girl you
Speaker 1: want to call today at one of your puppy parties. Yes, okay,
Speaker 1: oh my god. What's her name? Jacqueline? Jacqueline? All right?
Speaker 1: And how did you meet her at one of these parties? So?
Speaker 1: I did a children's birthday party and she was the
Speaker 1: aunt of one of the kids, and she was, like,
Speaker 1: you know, playing with one of the dogs, and I
Speaker 1: came up to her because obviously it's like a really
Speaker 1: easy way to meet women. Yes, I'm thinking that you
Speaker 1: get hit on all the time, like you're the puppy
Speaker 1: party guy, like yeah, yeah. So I was like, yeah, hey,
Speaker 1: we hit it off you like, you know all these things, mate, right,
Speaker 1: No bros like talking about children that way? What is
Speaker 1: wrong with you dogs in general? Anyway, we hit it off,
Speaker 1: you know, right away, And before she left, I made
Speaker 1: sure I asked her on a date and she said yes.
Speaker 1: And for the date though, I thought i'd do coffee.
Speaker 1: I don't know why. I just thought, you know, it
Speaker 1: would lead to something else. Wait, hold up, coffee never
Speaker 1: leads to anything. Yeah, I don't know. I thought the
Speaker 1: way the conversation went and just led to that, and
Speaker 1: I was like, let's do coffee. She agreed. I was happy,
Speaker 1: And then when we met for coffee, the first thing
Speaker 1: she said was, oh, did you bring any puppies? Yeah?
Speaker 1: It's hard to go from a puppy party to a
Speaker 1: coffee date, you know, it's a big letdown. Yeah, so
Speaker 1: I said, I said no, and she immediately seemed really
Speaker 1: really disappointed. What wait, she like, honestly thought that you
Speaker 1: were going to bring puppies to your date. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I thought maybe i'd bring one or something, and it's
Speaker 1: like you have puppies on you at all times. But
Speaker 1: it didn't, and I immediately felt it wasn't as natural
Speaker 1: as it was when I was at the puppy party,
Speaker 1: and I said things like, you know, gosh, I can't
Speaker 1: remember the last time I was at a Starbucks, or
Speaker 1: I felt it getting really weird, and even by the
Speaker 1: end of this date, I kind of felt real desperate,
Speaker 1: and I challenged her to a thumb war what like
Speaker 1: thumb rustling. Yeah, no, it's it's getting worse. It doesn't
Speaker 1: get in too much worse, but she said no thing.
Speaker 1: So like I didn't know really what to do, and
Speaker 1: it just kept getting worse and there was more awkward
Speaker 1: silences and I didn't feel any chemistry by the end
Speaker 1: of it. So why do you want to call her
Speaker 1: back if you didn't feel any chemistry. I just feel like, honestly,
Speaker 1: at the party we had great chemistry, and I feel
Speaker 1: like she didn't really get to meet the guy that
Speaker 1: she met at the party, So I feel like there's
Speaker 1: something there and I want to find that. I want
Speaker 1: to get back to where we were at the party
Speaker 1: and kind of like get rid of this section. The
Speaker 1: coffee says maybe maybe you need to bring puppies with
Speaker 1: you everywhere, like she thought maybe that would help. Yeah, no,
Speaker 1: I would do that, but honestly, i'd probably end up
Speaker 1: letting her down by the tenth day when I don't
Speaker 1: have any puppies. Yeah, just keep trading and you know,
Speaker 1: puppies once they get too old and not cute anymore,
Speaker 1: and just always have a puppy with you for your
Speaker 1: entire relationship. Yeah, like this one doesn't get old. That's weird.
Speaker 1: So how did it all end? Did you guys make
Speaker 1: any plans? She said, one of those like, yeah, we'll
Speaker 1: get together again some wrestle at a coffee shop at
Speaker 1: other time, for sure. Yeah, you know, I don't always
Speaker 1: bomb like this, which she's really cute, and I just
Speaker 1: want to tell her, you know, I don't always take
Speaker 1: people on start I don't know why we went to
Speaker 1: the coffee shop. I don't always some more people on
Speaker 1: a first date. It obviously been really horrible, and I
Speaker 1: just think it would be best for both of us
Speaker 1: if we had like a do over date. Okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: I agree, you know a mulligan on this one. Yeah,
Speaker 1: all right, So have you talked to her at all
Speaker 1: since your date? I texted her. She kind of got
Speaker 1: back to me, but late a day later or something,
Speaker 1: and then I texted again, but I knew the way
Speaker 1: she was responding that I'm not going to be the
Speaker 1: creeper that keeps texting her. Okay, good job, Hey, I
Speaker 1: applaud you for your self control there. Yeah, I have
Speaker 1: more poppy. Okay, we'll play a song and then come
Speaker 1: back and call her and get your second date update.
Speaker 1: All right, all right, great, okay, I man hang on
Speaker 1: brooking jubile in the morning. Everybody has their go to
Speaker 1: move when a conversation gets awkward, and apparently Michael, who's
Speaker 1: on the phone to do a second date update today,
Speaker 1: his move is thumb wrestling. Can be very interesting in conversations,
Speaker 1: but if you're just joining us. Michael went out with
Speaker 1: a girl named Jaqueline. He actually met her because he
Speaker 1: works for a company that throws puppy parties. It's where
Speaker 1: you bring a bunch of puppies to a party and
Speaker 1: people get to hang out with the puppies and then
Speaker 1: you take them home and throw them wherever you keep
Speaker 1: him out and away keet puppies. But he met her
Speaker 1: at one of these puppy parties. They struck up a
Speaker 1: conversation and then they met for coffee and he said,
Speaker 1: it was so awkward. I was trying to start a conversation.
Speaker 1: And then he eventually asked her to thumb wrestle. She
Speaker 1: said no, and the date kind of ended and he
Speaker 1: hasn't really heard from her since. All right, Michael, are
Speaker 1: you ready to call her? Yes? I am sure, Michael,
Speaker 1: because a woman who wouldn't take you up on thumb
Speaker 1: wrestling doesn't sound like a keeper to me. Anyway, I
Speaker 1: don't I don't know. Maybe it was an off day
Speaker 1: for both of us, you know, Yeah, you're right, maybe
Speaker 1: your thumb was tired, who she wasn't up for the challenge,
Speaker 1: And we really hit it off the first time, so
Speaker 1: it's just kind of odd that the second time was
Speaker 1: like the complete polar opposite of what happened. What are
Speaker 1: you gonna do if the conversation gets awkward on the phone,
Speaker 1: thumb wrestle yourself. I'm gonna pull out a puppy and
Speaker 1: FaceTime her. There you go? All right, Well, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: dialar phone of her right now. Here we go. Hello, Hi,
Speaker 1: is this Jacqueline. This is Jacqueline, who's this. Hey, Jacqueline,
Speaker 1: how are you? This is Jewbil from the radio show
Speaker 1: Brook and Jewel in the Morning. What, Yeah, how are you?
Speaker 1: Why are you? Why are you calling me? Well, I'm
Speaker 1: calling you today because one of our listeners emailed us
Speaker 1: about you. Okay, any idea why somebody would email us
Speaker 1: about you? I'm not really sure. Well, we do a
Speaker 1: segment on our show. It's called the Second Date Update.
Speaker 1: So this dude named Michael who throws puppy parties emailed
Speaker 1: us about you. Oh jeez, that wasn't that. Yeah that
Speaker 1: was You did a happy laugh in the beginning, and
Speaker 1: now that sounded like you're disappointed a little bit. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm well, I mean, this is just really weird. It
Speaker 1: is weird. M Yeah, my whole experience with Michael was
Speaker 1: not something I really want to remember. Was it that bad? Really?
Speaker 1: He told us how he met you, and then he
Speaker 1: told us you guys went out for coffee. He did
Speaker 1: say that coffee was kind of awkward though, Yeah, definitely awkward.
Speaker 1: So I don't want to come across as like a
Speaker 1: bad person here, so I have to, like, I don't
Speaker 1: really know what to say exactly. Um, I should probably
Speaker 1: just let you go. Because I don't want to talk
Speaker 1: bad about him. We want you to talk about I
Speaker 1: think I think he totally owned how horrible he was
Speaker 1: on that date when we talked to him, like he
Speaker 1: he wants a redo because he knows that he was awkward.
Speaker 1: I mean, let's just say, like he wasn't as cute
Speaker 1: by himself as he was when I saw him with
Speaker 1: a dog when he's around puppies. Is that what you're saying.
Speaker 1: It's like when you go to a bar and you
Speaker 1: meet someone like in the dark and think they look great,
Speaker 1: and then when you see them the next day in
Speaker 1: the light, like that was a bad decision. Whatever. Hey, no,
Speaker 1: she was intoxicated by puppies. People make but bad choices
Speaker 1: sometimes when puppies are around. I can see how that
Speaker 1: would have happened. Yeah, I must have had my puppy
Speaker 1: goggles on or something. I can see how that could
Speaker 1: get you. Was he really that different without a puppy
Speaker 1: next to him. I mean he still smelt like dogs,
Speaker 1: which was a turn off definitely, But yeah, he was different.
Speaker 1: He told me he didn't even own a dog, which
Speaker 1: is like, what is he even a dog lover? It
Speaker 1: really had me thinking, like what did I get myself
Speaker 1: into who is this guy? Oh my gosh, cold da.
Speaker 1: I mean, there's lots of people who are teachers of
Speaker 1: children that don't have children, like you. Don't You can
Speaker 1: still love dogs without owning one. Yeah, but it made
Speaker 1: me feel like he's just working at this job to
Speaker 1: pick up girls. I honestly didn't believe that he liked dogs,
Speaker 1: even at that very moment, because he thinks so awkward.
Speaker 1: And then I heard that and I was like, uh no,
Speaker 1: what am I doing here with this guy to feel
Speaker 1: like he's using puppies to get dates? And that's it.
Speaker 1: That's how I felt, honestly. And then he offered the
Speaker 1: thumb wrestle me, and I was like, no, I have
Speaker 1: to leave. That's surprising. Usually thumb wrestling, you know, really
Speaker 1: people love that. I just think he was maybe nervous
Speaker 1: to meet you. I mean, he sounds like kind of
Speaker 1: an awkward guy. I feel like maybe you wrote him
Speaker 1: off in the very beginning and you never gave him
Speaker 1: enough of a shot, you know I did. I mean,
Speaker 1: I came into the date very optimistic because I love dogs.
Speaker 1: He seemed like a great guy. He's really cute. When
Speaker 1: I met him and then I it's just I don't know.
Speaker 1: I guess I was mistaken. Well it turned out to
Speaker 1: be an ugly dog hater, is what it sounds like
Speaker 1: for you, I guess. So if you talk to him,
Speaker 1: just tell him I'm sorry it didn't work out. Okay,
Speaker 1: Well you actually kind of already told him because he's
Speaker 1: on the other line listening and wants to talk to you. Wait,
Speaker 1: what are you talking about? Yeah, he's on the other
Speaker 1: line listening. Are you there, Michael, Oh, I'm here. Hey, Jacqueline,
Speaker 1: m Hi, Yeah, I hear everything you said. I just
Speaker 1: I can't believe you felt that way. I sertain like
Speaker 1: I don't know about the whole smelling like a dog thing.
Speaker 1: You know, I might not have had time to show
Speaker 1: or before I got to the date, so that that
Speaker 1: could possibly be why I kind of still smelled a
Speaker 1: little bit like a dog. So I don't know, Like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean you did smell like a dog. I tried
Speaker 1: to put that like past us and just not think
Speaker 1: about that the whole time, But really, everything like sum wrestling,
Speaker 1: what was that? I mean, that was because I was
Speaker 1: so excited to see you. I really I didn't get
Speaker 1: any sleep the night before I was acting awkward and
Speaker 1: that's why I was tuck enough to them. But now
Speaker 1: was that I was really excited to see. So it
Speaker 1: was awkward because I didn't sleep. Yeah, but that's how
Speaker 1: you show someone you're excited to spend time with them.
Speaker 1: Is just the thumb wrestle. We could have done anything, button, No,
Speaker 1: that was on another note. You know, I find it
Speaker 1: rude that you're judging me on what an animal I
Speaker 1: was holding in my job. You're saying that I looked
Speaker 1: better with a dog in my hands. I don't know,
Speaker 1: maybe you looked better with a dog in your hand.
Speaker 1: You just switched to angry for a second there. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm kind of angry a little bit about it because
Speaker 1: she's judging me on the way I look, and that's
Speaker 1: the one thing I can't really change about myself. Actually
Speaker 1: you can, because when you had a puppy, you looked
Speaker 1: a lot cuter. Doesn't everybody look better with a puppy
Speaker 1: in her hands? I mean, seriously, I don't know about everybody,
Speaker 1: but you definitely do, Jacqueline. These are low blows, that's actions.
Speaker 1: You're being just kind of meat right now. I'm telling
Speaker 1: him the truth. What. Yeah, I also work with dogs,
Speaker 1: And you said that I because I don't have a
Speaker 1: dog or something that that I'm just using my job
Speaker 1: to pick up girls. That is not That's the furthest
Speaker 1: thing from the truth. I work with dogs. I can't
Speaker 1: just bring my work home with me, you know. Yeah,
Speaker 1: But how am I supposed to know that you're telling
Speaker 1: the truth? Though? Like, you could definitely get a dog
Speaker 1: on the side if you really love them. When you're
Speaker 1: not at work, you can play with it. I mean,
Speaker 1: the thing is, Jacqueline, like, haven't you ever had a
Speaker 1: bad date where you messed up and you wanted to redo? No,
Speaker 1: apparently very good at dating, but Michael isn't. And Michael
Speaker 1: would like to go out with you again, Jacqueline, would
Speaker 1: you like to go on a second date with Michael?
Speaker 1: Will pay for it? How about this? How about the
Speaker 1: next time, Let's say we go on another date and
Speaker 1: I just bring some puppies with me and we just
Speaker 1: it doesn't have to be anything crazy to just meet
Speaker 1: up and just get to know each other a little bit,
Speaker 1: more like the way we did at the party. Oh,
Speaker 1: that's an interesting idea. I'll have to think about it,
Speaker 1: I guess, because I do get to see puppies again,
Speaker 1: and hopefully this time you'll shower before we meet up.
Speaker 1: So is that a yes if he brings along puppies
Speaker 1: and showers. Well, I'm not saying yes to a date necessarily.
Speaker 1: It's more like I'm saying yes to meet up with
Speaker 1: some puppies that I don't have to pay to see. Michael,
Speaker 1: don't do this as some self respect. She's using you
Speaker 1: for the puppies, man, I don't know. I don't see
Speaker 1: as being too bad that she's using me to see
Speaker 1: puppies because I'm kind of using the puppies to get
Speaker 1: a second date. And you know, puppies are awesome and
Speaker 1: you know, nothing can go wrong with some puppies around, right, Michael,
Speaker 1: I just want to correct you that it's not a date.
Speaker 1: We're all going to be hanging out with puppies and
Speaker 1: I'm not paying for it. For you, then that's great,
Speaker 1: let's do it. Okay, that's fine. You know, I have
Speaker 1: a few parties coming up where you know, obviously I
Speaker 1: have puppies there and I'll just bring I'll bring them
Speaker 1: over and we'll see where it goes from there. So
Speaker 1: I guess, congratulations, Michael, you kind of got a second.
Speaker 1: You got a second chance to hang out at least? Yeah, No,
Speaker 1: I mean, I think it's a good chance for us
Speaker 1: to you know, reconnect and continue where we left off
Speaker 1: before it got awkward at the coffee shop. Okay, and
Speaker 1: the poor puppies that are caught in the middle of
Speaker 1: this whole thing. Idea in the morning text in at
Speaker 1: seven eighty five to nine two says, I feel like
Speaker 1: your show is either desperate guys that get run over
Speaker 1: or guys that are really mean and defensive. You mean people. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we're talking about today's second Dight update if you missed it.
Speaker 1: Michael wanted to call this girl named Jacqueline. They met
Speaker 1: while he was working his job. He works at a
Speaker 1: company that does puppy parties. Run out a bunch of
Speaker 1: puppies for a party. I guess they hit it off
Speaker 1: and decided to go out get later, but things got awkward.
Speaker 1: Jacqueline seemed to be acting differently when they were on
Speaker 1: their date, and we got her on the phone and
Speaker 1: she admitted that when she met up with Michael again,
Speaker 1: he just didn't seem as cute without the puppies. She
Speaker 1: described as being similar like meeting somebody when you're drunk
Speaker 1: or whatever out at a bar and then you seem
Speaker 1: I press. You're like, oh yeah, never mind. Also, Jacqueline
Speaker 1: was upset because Michael didn't have a dog, but he
Speaker 1: came to be a dog lover and that made her upset.
Speaker 1: Here's the thing that someone brought up on the text part,
Speaker 1: which I think is very valid. She complained about how
Speaker 1: he smelled of dogs. If she was a true dog
Speaker 1: lover would like it. In the end, she reluctantly agreed
Speaker 1: to a second date, but only if he brought along
Speaker 1: some puppies. And he agreed to it. I can't believe
Speaker 1: he agreed to it. She's like, it's not a date.
Speaker 1: I'm just using you for free puppies. And he's like, okay,
Speaker 1: I know, I remember. If you want to do a
Speaker 1: second day up the date I'll have to do is
Speaker 1: email the show and we will call the person who
Speaker 1: didn't call you back. Ninety two point five