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Speaker 1: Let me get to it, Shirley, I got a classic

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Speaker 1: for you. This right here is sleeping security God. Sleeping

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Speaker 1: security God. This right here, there's a shown up classic.

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Speaker 1: As I call well, I ain't gonna give it up.

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Speaker 1: We ain't hurt it before. He is sleeping security God.

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Speaker 1: Let's go get dog.

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Speaker 2: Security booth.

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Speaker 3: Man help you. Ah Uh this buff I can barely hear.

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Speaker 1: Is this Is this a security booth down by the by.

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Speaker 3: The gate, Yes, sir, this security booth.

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Listen, man, there's some people, uh next door to me.

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Speaker 1: They they keep I'm hearing a bunch of scuffling and

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Speaker 1: stuff going on, but I ain't you know, I ain't

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Speaker 1: really show what's happening. I know, I know I'm heard

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Speaker 1: this lady scream or something. Man, But I I just.

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Speaker 3: Okay, sir, you can give us the unit number that

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Speaker 3: you're in. We could have somebody come right over there

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Speaker 3: check that out.

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Speaker 2: Hello, sir, Sure, Hello, yeah, sure.

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Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, I gotta I gotta sleep in disorder, man, Okay. Honestly,

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Speaker 1: people next door to me, man, they was, I mean,

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Speaker 1: they were sitting there. I heard this latest screen and

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Speaker 1: I just didn't. I don't want nobody to you know,

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Speaker 1: start shooting or nothing, because I know they was arguing

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Speaker 1: pretty pretty heavily, and I heard it. I know they

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Speaker 1: must have been fighting because I heard.

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Speaker 3: I understand, sir. Sorry, what what the unit are you in?

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Speaker 5: Hello?

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Speaker 4: Sure? Are you there?

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Speaker 5: Hello?

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Speaker 1: Hello? Hello?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm here. Are you okay?

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Speaker 1: You're the security guy.

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Speaker 3: Right, Yes, sir? You called us about ten minutes ago

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Speaker 3: and we've been trying to find out what he well.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, man, these people up here, man, they arguing and

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Speaker 1: I be I'm hearing more people over there now and

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Speaker 1: they're fighting. Man, I know, I hear too. It's got

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Speaker 1: to be too mean in the fighting. This lady over.

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Speaker 3: But tell me the unit, the unit, sir.

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Speaker 1: I heard some kids over that to it. Sure.

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Speaker 3: We need to know the unit so that we can

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Speaker 3: come out and investigate.

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Speaker 5: Hello, hello, sure, Hello, Hello hello hey Hey.

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Speaker 3: Look I cannot do this all day. I am trying

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Speaker 3: to work. I cannot be around with you on the phone.

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Speaker 3: Could you please give me your unit number?

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Speaker 1: Them people over there, they argue, man.

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Speaker 3: I know you, Yes, you have said that they don't argue.

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Speaker 3: I heard you when you said that they will argue, sir.

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Speaker 3: If you just give me that unit number, that either

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Speaker 3: you are in or the union number? You hear the

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Speaker 3: know it's coming from. We could have somebody to come

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Speaker 3: over there and check that out immediately. So what the

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Speaker 3: union number are you in against?

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Speaker 5: Sir?

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Speaker 1: Do you do? You do? You? Do? You hear him?

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Speaker 4: Argument?

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Speaker 1: See?

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Speaker 5: Let me put you I only hear your snoring.

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Speaker 3: I need the unit number.

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Speaker 1: Let me listen, gonna put the phone up.

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Speaker 6: Do you hear.

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Speaker 3: Yes, sir, But I don't hear the unit number. I

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Speaker 3: need the unit number without the union number.

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Speaker 5: We're just having a conversation.

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Speaker 6: Hello, Hello, Hello.

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Speaker 3: Are you there?

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Speaker 4: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Amen, you checked on them people.

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Speaker 3: No, sir, we have not checked on the people because

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Speaker 3: we have not been able to get the union number

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Speaker 3: from you.

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Speaker 2: Sir, Dude this fall.

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Speaker 3: Every time he gets ready to tell me something, he

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Speaker 3: falls asleep. You've got to hit it.

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Speaker 6: He's falling to sleep.

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Speaker 3: Hey man, come here, dude, this guy falling sleep on

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Speaker 3: the phone. I can get unit out of us. Could

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Speaker 3: keep falling asleep.

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Speaker 2: Hello, sir, Hello, sir, sir, Hey man, I don't know.

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Speaker 3: What unit he's in. Keep falling asleep. Every time I

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Speaker 3: ask you something, he falls asleep. He keeps telling me

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Speaker 3: they over that fight. But I don't again. He won't

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Speaker 3: tell me. I don't talk. I don't know you.

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Speaker 4: What would you wake up?

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Speaker 3: Please? Hey, I got a guy on the phone that

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Speaker 3: he says that they get here some screaming over his

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Speaker 3: bias unit. But he's fallowing asleep. I don't can't get

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Speaker 3: him on get into tell them what the unit number? Hey, dude,

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Speaker 3: come in listen to this.

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Speaker 4: Listen Hello, I'm gonna need you to wake up, sir, sir?

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Speaker 3: Could you please give me the unit?

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Speaker 1: What I gotta ask you something?

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Speaker 5: How come y'all?

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Speaker 1: All y'all do is just sit on y'all to watch

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Speaker 1: cars come in and out the door instead of helping people.

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Speaker 5: That need help, like you want to number?

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Speaker 1: You shut your me. You need to do your job.

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Speaker 4: You rent a cop, I'm a rindal cop. I'm a

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Speaker 4: retal cop.

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Speaker 3: Fall asleep, but you just give me the new number?

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Speaker 5: Please?

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Speaker 6: I give you the number.

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Speaker 1: You ready for the UNI number?

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Speaker 6: Are you?

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Speaker 1: Are you listening to me?

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Speaker 4: Yes? Listening to you, sir?

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Speaker 1: That is nephew timing from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

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Speaker 1: You just got prank by your co worcome.

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Speaker 3: Yeah crazy.

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Speaker 5: Ah?

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Speaker 3: This is not funny, man, This is not funny. Y'all

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Speaker 3: got me out here walking around this conflict looking for

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Speaker 3: people's honoring and screaming it and you slip every thirty

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Speaker 3: five seconds.

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Speaker 4: Man, put it on.

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Speaker 1: Okay, let me let me ask you something, man, what

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Speaker 1: is what is the baddest radio show in the land?

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Speaker 3: The Steam Harvey Morning Show?

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Speaker 1: Come on and give the nephew son. Why don't you

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Speaker 1: play to gans?

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Speaker 6: Baby King and Franks is a good one.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, keep it nignant, keep it stupid if you would. Uh,

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Speaker 1: it's going down in our Lansdown, Pennsylvania. If you want

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Speaker 1: to get yourself some tickets. That's lands down right outside

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Speaker 1: of Philadelphia. The Heavy Hitters of Comedy is what they

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Speaker 1: have titled this show, The Heavy Hitters of Comedy. That

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Speaker 1: would be April the eighteenth, Yes it is, and that

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Speaker 1: would be at the our raw Raw Lands Down Theater,

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Speaker 1: all right, April eighteenth. Two shows. We got seven pm

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Speaker 1: and ten pm. And who you got? You got Bill

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Speaker 1: Bellamy on the ticket, You got Michael car You're on

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Speaker 1: the ticket. You got down there Rollins on the ticket.

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Speaker 1: And it is hosted by the fool himself. Yes, sir,

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Speaker 1: that would be me nephew Tommy on the ticket. That

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Speaker 1: is too short, Thomas Old. Yes, ma'am, I have a

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Speaker 1: question for you.

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Speaker 7: At the little show you're doing.

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Speaker 1: Why is we calling it little so so there?

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Speaker 7: Well, I didn't mean to say that, sweet Apolgast.

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Speaker 3: You said they was a heavy hitters of comedy.

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Speaker 1: Yes, yes, yeah, that's what some of the heavy here.

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Speaker 3: There's a missionary.

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Speaker 7: Work, sure, old Sister Purnell, okay, Charlie Caesar, I love

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Speaker 7: and I just wanted to bring on the Clark sister's.

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Speaker 1: Grandmother, Oh grandmother? Who is that?

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Speaker 4: And your Landa Adams aunt.

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Speaker 1: Not your London but what is her aunt name?

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Speaker 6: Joshlyn Adams?

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Speaker 1: You better be black?

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Speaker 3: Gotta be nice.

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Speaker 4: Thank you, but thank you for inviting us, and I'll

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Speaker 4: see if they can come.

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Speaker 7: We're gonna get a bus.

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Speaker 1: Would you pay for a bus for us to come

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Speaker 1: up to I assure you all, I assure I don't

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Speaker 1: know what that's going

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Speaker 5: You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show