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Speaker 1: Hi, guys, Welcome to another episode of Diamonds in the Rough.

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Speaker 2: Oh my gosh. I'm Erica Jane.

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Speaker 1: And I'm Teddy Mellencamp and the next two episodes should

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Speaker 1: be pretty fun because we are getting roasted by a I.

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Speaker 2: This is an AI roast, so.

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Speaker 1: Our producer said right before we started. Don't neither of

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Speaker 1: you get offended?

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Speaker 2: Right? What does that even mean?

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Speaker 1: What does that even mean? I'm offended by even him

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Speaker 1: saying that.

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Speaker 2: Well, I was just about to ask you. Do you

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Speaker 2: still get offended?

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Speaker 1: It depends on what they say. I don't know. You're

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Speaker 1: gonna have to ask me you you're getting roasted first.

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Speaker 2: Feel I'm fine. I volunteered to go first for this experiment.

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Speaker 2: I can only imagine.

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Speaker 1: Okay, but first time they did a bio for you,

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Speaker 1: would you like me to do a dramatic read?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Okay, this is from AI, not from Teddy emailingcamp.

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Speaker 2: So no, this is a I, right, this is all

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Speaker 2: AI okay.

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Speaker 1: Bio for Erica Jane. Erica Jane is the pop star

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Speaker 1: alter ego of Erica Girardi because one personality with no

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Speaker 1: hit singles just wasn't enough. Pop star Alleged legal liability

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Speaker 1: human bedazzler the nerve. Erica Jane is what happens when

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Speaker 1: you give a stripper a Bravo contract and a black

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Speaker 1: amex with no credit limit and zero shame. Why don't

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Speaker 1: have to read it?

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Speaker 2: Erica's no, it's no, it's fine. We hold on. We

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Speaker 2: asked for this, We asked, we we actually asked.

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Speaker 1: It's gonna be the next housewife she already is. Oh listen,

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Speaker 1: people are all going to all the housewives are going

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Speaker 1: to use AI for their shade.

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Speaker 2: Now that's a really good idea instead of you're using

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Speaker 2: me sometimes.

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Speaker 1: You know, she got one line.

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Speaker 2: I called one time some time because I needed some facts.

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Speaker 1: But now you're not going to need to do that,

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Speaker 1: because you're gonna just go on AI. She burst onto

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Speaker 1: the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills like a disco ball

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Speaker 1: with a.

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Speaker 2: Superior superiority complex.

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Speaker 1: I got to read it for me.

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Speaker 2: No, it's okay.

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Speaker 1: Serving up high glam looks and low emotion reads, not

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Speaker 1: low emotion reads. Erica is proof that you can spend

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Speaker 1: forty thousand a month on glam and still not crack

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Speaker 1: the Billboard Top one hundred. She's been grinding in the

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Speaker 1: music biz longer than some housewives have had botox. Yet

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Speaker 1: the most ironic thing she's released is a line about

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Speaker 1: being expensive, which ironically describes her team.

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Speaker 2: Not her talent. Oh my goodness, if I can sit

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Speaker 2: here and take this, you better don't. Don't. Don't get upset.

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Speaker 1: I'm not taking it for you. I think I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: take myself better.

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Speaker 2: Don't worry about that.

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Speaker 1: Behind the scenes, she's like a max Store and Resentment

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Speaker 1: had a baby. She calls herself a performance artist, but

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Speaker 1: watching Erica's Jane perform is like watching someone yell at

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Speaker 1: a strobe light for attention. At this point, her entire

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Speaker 1: brand is Rhyanstone delusion with a side of aloofness and

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Speaker 1: a heavy pore of hairspray. Her aesthetics says Vegas Residency,

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Speaker 1: but her energy says Mall opening. But is it Mall

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Speaker 1: of America?

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Speaker 2: Yeah? Well, malls were big. You know, walls we're big.

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Speaker 1: Listen. Just because there's not malls anymore doesn't mean they're

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Speaker 1: not great.

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Speaker 2: I love them all.

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Speaker 1: I loved them all. I loved a Jack Rabbit photo booth.

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Speaker 1: Do you remember those where you'd go in?

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Speaker 2: I mean I remember photo booths. I don't know what

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Speaker 2: a Jack Rabbit photo booth.

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Speaker 1: Well, Jack Rabbit was done in an hour. You'd go

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Speaker 1: in and you'd sit there with your friends and you'd

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Speaker 1: like do little posts.

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Speaker 2: I mean, like glamour shots. Brilliant.

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Speaker 1: My glamour shots you did. Oh, I can find them,

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Speaker 1: my sisters, you need to put them up. The only

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Speaker 1: problem my glamour shots is everyone's gonna be like Tenny

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Speaker 1: got a nose job, which is the one thing I

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Speaker 1: haven't done. Did you.

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Speaker 2: I was gonna say I.

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Speaker 1: Didn't. But my glamour shots, the way they contoured my face,

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Speaker 1: I just love it. Ten When I think the glamour shots,

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Speaker 1: I look between ten and fourteen, I couldn't tell you

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Speaker 1: for sure. I did them with my sister and we

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Speaker 1: both look ridiculous. No, but Jack Rabbit, you just stood

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Speaker 1: there and kind of leaned over each other, and you're

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Speaker 1: in this black box.

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Speaker 2: I don't think we had that.

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Speaker 1: Would you like to go through some of your tag.

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Speaker 2: No, you read them for me, your taglines, you go.

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Speaker 1: AI recommended for you. Let's go through one at a time.

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Speaker 1: All right. I'm not just a pretty mess. I'm the

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Speaker 1: whole disaster.

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Speaker 2: Not bad.

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Speaker 1: I gotta say they should have done petty mess. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: I like Petty too.

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Speaker 1: Pett You know my my reading it wrong actually was

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Speaker 1: better than AI. So what do you have to say?

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Speaker 1: So that?

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Speaker 2: There you go?

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Speaker 1: Now we're fighting with AI. I built a brand on

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Speaker 1: being cold, fake, and fabulous. Two out of three are

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Speaker 1: still holding up. Which ones are those?

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Speaker 2: Probably cold and fabulous fabulous? Yeah, probably called them fabulous,

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Speaker 2: Cold and fabulous.

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Speaker 1: I don't show emotion because botox won't let me, and

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Speaker 1: neither will make ego. That one wasn't that good. We

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Speaker 1: all get botox. I think tagline should be directed at

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Speaker 1: your own personality or whatever. This at what housewife doesn't

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Speaker 1: get botox?

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Speaker 2: I think, well this is true. I mean everybody gets

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Speaker 2: botox at this point.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean except for me at this point?

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Speaker 2: Where so does my ego? My ego gets botox?

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Speaker 1: Listen, my ego needs botox, feel numbness. My friendships are

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Speaker 1: like my vocals, heavily produced and mostly fake.

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Speaker 2: I don't I don't go with that. You can't. You

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Speaker 2: got to sing live on Broadway? Yeah, you gotta sing.

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Speaker 1: Live like That's not I'm sorry, but I mean that's ay.

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Speaker 1: I I thought.

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Speaker 2: You would be a little bit more, Oh girl, I

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Speaker 2: thought it was gonna be worse. I thought we're getting off.

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Speaker 2: I thought I was getting on.

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Speaker 1: No, I thought that's what I thought.

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Speaker 2: I thought.

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Speaker 1: I thought it was gonna be worse. Maybe AI hasn't

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Speaker 1: dug deep enough into the Housewives franchise to fully nail it.

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Speaker 1: I didn't lose touch with reality. I never followed it back.

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Speaker 2: Well, I'll be honest with you. This is the one

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Speaker 2: thing I have to say about reality. Who wants to

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Speaker 2: live in reality? Where I wanted to live in reality?

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Speaker 1: Okay?

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Speaker 2: Instagram feed go.

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Speaker 1: Her feed is like a mood board curated by a

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Speaker 1: Sarvowsky Crystal with a god complex kind of like it

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Speaker 1: hashtag god complex. It's ninety percent over filtered, thirst traps,

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Speaker 1: ten percent captions that read, she let chat GPT in

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Speaker 1: a bottle of Xanax write them, Oh.

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Speaker 2: So jack GBT is like roasting itself.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Chat GPT? Are you giving yourself the business?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: It's giving editorial for no publication. I love that. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Relap Erica's Instagram is what happens when someone says just

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Speaker 1: to act fear and never follows up with direction. What

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Speaker 1: every post screams. I paid a stylist, a photographer, a

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Speaker 1: lighting tech and still somehow forgot to bring a personality.

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Speaker 1: Her posts often promote her music, which is about as

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Speaker 1: relevant as a MySpace profile in twenty twenty five. It's

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Speaker 1: the kind of pop that makes you question your life

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Speaker 1: choices and hers that is exactly the point. We want

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Speaker 1: to question our life choices.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, nobody's arguing with that.

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Speaker 1: And also, just for the record, it's not all of

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Speaker 1: those people, right they said that it's every picture you

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Speaker 1: do as a photographer. I'm like, it's spelled lai Al.

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Speaker 2: You'd be surprised what you could do with one person.

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Speaker 1: You know what mine is spelled Matt.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, so everybody just because chat gpt needs all this

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Speaker 1: maintenance to keep up a good post. But I want

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Speaker 1: to know if chat pt chat gpt had an Instagram likes,

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Speaker 1: what they get probably a lot, because they'd give them

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Speaker 1: self likes. They'd be like LVP of.

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Speaker 2: Who, by the way, was very rude to our friends

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Speaker 2: so much behind.

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Speaker 1: I know, why was she so rude? Because she can't

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Speaker 1: be but can't, but can't you just get over it?

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Speaker 1: And this is something that I realized. There was a

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Speaker 1: really rude comment and then Kyle responded to it. Which

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Speaker 1: I thought it was hilarious, but then it was gone.

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Speaker 1: The comment was gone. Listen, if I'm going to write

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Speaker 1: a comment, don't delete it for me. I'll delete it myself.

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Speaker 2: Well, I know somebody else who's getting ready to let

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Speaker 2: somebody have it.

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Speaker 1: Oh, is the one doing motivational posts about being single

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Speaker 1: on the ground? Because I noticed that, the one who.

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Speaker 2: Five Year Plan, the one back on the paper.

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Speaker 1: Fine, anyways, I hope you guys saw it, because I

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Speaker 1: saw myself doing a couple of those back when I

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Speaker 1: was in the rough days too, where you were starts singles,

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Speaker 1: singling you out and sending you.

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Speaker 2: Like motivational saying anything like this, We're not here. I'm

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Speaker 2: not having a nervous breakdown. I can recognize the nervous breakdown.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, Five Year Plan, Year one debuts a new

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Speaker 1: single called Me Myself and Narcissism available nowhere over narcissism.

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Speaker 1: We need a new.

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Speaker 2: Word, me myself a narcissism. I'm not a narcissist though, No, No,

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Speaker 2: I'm not. I have narcis narcissistic traits.

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Speaker 1: Who doesn't if you're.

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Speaker 2: People that perform. But I'm not a narcissist. I haven't

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Speaker 2: met one, though.

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Speaker 1: We've met a couple. Well, nice, Do you think I'm

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Speaker 1: a narcissist? No?

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Speaker 2: I don't.

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Speaker 1: What do you think my issues are?

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Speaker 2: I think your's a more childhood related. You're not you're

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Speaker 2: you're you're hurt? Do you not a narcissist?

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Speaker 1: Do you think? What would you what would you self

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Speaker 1: diagnose yourself with.

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Speaker 2: Myself?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? Fear, fear, fear, So some of your not the

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Speaker 1: best behaviors come from fear. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Mine's sphere based, which I think.

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Speaker 1: Both of ours is fear based, and there may be

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Speaker 1: a touch of hurt that we don't want to fully.

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Speaker 2: Hurt, yes as well. But fear in well, when fear

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Speaker 2: comes out, it's hurt and anger.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. Fear whether it's right, fear whether it's her best,

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Speaker 1: or fear whether it's succeeding, or fear whether it's somebody

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Speaker 1: hurting you or letting.

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Speaker 2: Somebody is hurting you or somebody is going to hurt you. Like,

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Speaker 2: the fear of someone hurting you is where mine comes from.

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Speaker 1: And the fear of not having control.

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Speaker 2: Yes, that's that's that's a that's when I act out,

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Speaker 2: that's where it's coming from.

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Speaker 1: Fear, Okay, year two lands, a Vegas residency and a

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Speaker 1: casino hallway between a subway and a spirit Halloween.

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Speaker 2: Extensive the clearance story I wish listen, that would make

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Speaker 2: you a lot of money. Yeah, the clearance to her?

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Speaker 1: No, not the clearance to her. If your Vegas residency

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Speaker 2: But I have breast implants and that's considered fake. I've

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Speaker 1: Like all of them, like chat cheept, we need you

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Speaker 1: What's a one question you have for chat GPT who

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Speaker 2: When is what is Erica Jane's best quality?

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Speaker 1: Oh, you want to complimentary?

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Speaker 1: I get it. Ah, Erica Jane's best.

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Speaker 2: Well, I think that that's a good thing. You have

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Speaker 2: Well, it's saying Erica, whether she's on stage on the

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Speaker 1: And who she It depends who you ask. Do you

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I think like it's the different prompts that you ask.

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Speaker 2: So if you say what's the worst about Erica Jane,

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Speaker 2: Let's ask.

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Speaker 2: By the way, you should all do this to yourself,

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Speaker 1: What is it that? What's Erica Jane's best physical feature?

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Speaker 2: Thank you, Titty, You're welcome.

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Speaker 1: We get you think it is.

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Speaker 2: I think it's my legs.

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Speaker 1: I think it's your eyes.

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Speaker 1: But your eyes, like I've never they're so bright blue?

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Speaker 2: You know, it's funny. I always think that my eyes

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Speaker 1: But I want you to know they don't look dark

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Speaker 2: I think chat GPT got a good, a good overall

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Speaker 2: a max store and resentment had a baby to find

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Speaker 2: Resentment are mad at something like? When you're resentment is resentment?

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Speaker 2: When you're irrita, when you're yeah you harbored ill will,

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Speaker 1: I think, But I think that actually, once you're apologized to,

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Speaker 2: You have harder time. You have a harder time moving on.

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Speaker 1: I don't.

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Speaker 2: I am always been one of those people like, if

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Speaker 2: I don't know that I want to get stuck in

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Speaker 1: No, it's boundary.

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Speaker 2: And then if I don't think your apology is sincere,

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Speaker 1: A good thing. My apology was sincere, and I showed it,

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Speaker 2: That's right. But it wasn't your apology. It was my

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Speaker 1: It that's true. And she does all those things you

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Speaker 1: a new episode. So that was one, all right, So

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Speaker 1: thanks for tuning in to Erica's chat GPT roast motherfucker.

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Speaker 1: Next week, we will chat GPT roast meh. And we

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Speaker 1: all know I'm the sensitive of the truth.

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Speaker 2: That hearted, not that cold hearted resentment contempt, cold hearted

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