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Speaker 1: You hopeless one dating app then dares you, guys swipe right?

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Speaker 2: The question is.

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Speaker 3: Whose love life is more tragic.

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Speaker 2: It's Battle of the Tinder Dates. It's a special holiday

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Speaker 2: ed issue, the Battle of the tender days.

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Speaker 1: Today we're going to be here in the least wonderful

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Speaker 1: dates during the most wonderful time of the year. Well,

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Speaker 1: what's playing the rules here in just a second. But

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Speaker 1: first let's meet today's contestants. In this corner, she went

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Speaker 1: viral last week when she posted a video of herself.

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Speaker 2: Torking along to Silent Nights.

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Speaker 1: Wow, that's how she became known as jingle Bell Michelle.

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Speaker 2: That is a talent to find that working through the snow.

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Speaker 1: And in the other corner, she visited with the Elves

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Speaker 1: and Santa's Workshop last Christmas. I bet she did and

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Speaker 1: left with a huge stack of one dollar bills. Okay,

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Speaker 1: now I know why they call her North Pole Nicole.

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Speaker 3: Hey, guys, thanks for having.

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Speaker 2: Me Like, no, I really just love Christmas.

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Speaker 3: This is glad the Elves too well.

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Speaker 2: And here's how the game works.

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Speaker 1: One contestant is going to start by telling one of

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Speaker 1: their worst dating stories that happened during the holiday season,

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Speaker 1: and the other will try and counter with a nightmare

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Speaker 1: holiday story of their own. We're gonna go back and

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Speaker 1: forth for three rounds, and then afterwards we will declare

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Speaker 1: a winner, just in time for Christmas. So are our

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Speaker 1: contestants ready? Yeah? Yeah, all right, let's start it with

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Speaker 1: jingle bell Michelle go.

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Speaker 4: All right. So I had a date that asked me

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Speaker 4: if I could come over and help him wrap presents

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Speaker 4: because he was like helping with a holiday toy drives.

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Speaker 4: So yeah, and I was like, absolutely, obviously to help

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Speaker 4: you with charity, like come on, yeah. And so I

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Speaker 4: went over and he had like this room full of

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Speaker 4: big boxes everywhere, and so I started kind of just like,

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Speaker 4: you know, I picked up one and it felt light,

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Speaker 4: and so I was kind of looking around at the

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Speaker 4: other boxes and I picked up like a Lego box

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Speaker 4: and it was empty. Yeah, And so he like noticed

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Speaker 4: what I was doing, and he came over, and you know,

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Speaker 4: I was like, why are these empty? And like he

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Speaker 4: finally came clean that he was just doing it to

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Speaker 4: impress me.

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Speaker 2: Get in your pants.

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Speaker 4: Also took on the boxes from like a church.

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Speaker 2: I hate this guy. Not a giver at all. Okay, well,

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Speaker 2: let's go counter.

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Speaker 3: So I ended up going skiing with a guy that

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Speaker 3: I met on kinder Yeah, so no life. We are

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Speaker 3: on the chair lift and he takes out his phone

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Speaker 3: and tries to take a selfie with me and ends

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Speaker 3: up dropping it over a restricted area below. So he

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Speaker 3: freaks out, clips off his steves, and jumps off of

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Speaker 3: the list, immediately falls into a snow bank below, and

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Speaker 3: then like pops up and is frantically searching for it

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Speaker 3: and screaming for a house.

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Speaker 2: What did you do?

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Speaker 3: I skied down the mountain myself and drove home. Or

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Speaker 3: it's not my problem.

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Speaker 2: There's somebody else on the chair left behind me to

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Speaker 2: do that. Yeah, we're back to you, Michelle.

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Speaker 4: What do you got height? So this guy asked if

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Speaker 4: I wanted to go holiday shopping with him, and so

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Speaker 4: he went to all and we're like buying gifts for

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Speaker 4: his nieces and nephews and everything's going great or having

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Speaker 4: fun until this guy stops him and kind of gives

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Speaker 4: me like a weird look, and then he asks, oh,

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Speaker 4: how are your wife and kids doing?

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Speaker 3: My god, you were shopping for his kids.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, not a nephew. And so my date looks at

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Speaker 4: him and is like, oh, they're great. I'm just actually

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Speaker 4: out up with the nanny right now the story.

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Speaker 1: Oh, ow, nannies are usually hot, so at least maybe

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Speaker 1: you could take that as a goblin.

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Speaker 2: Let's keep it going. We're back to you, Nicole.

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Speaker 3: I met a guy whose Tinder profile was all pictures

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Speaker 3: of his local pro hockey team. Okay, like he played hockey, right, yeah,

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Speaker 3: So he offered me and a friend ticket to a

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Speaker 3: game and was like, oh, you'll know which one on lamas.

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Speaker 2: I'm the one that's scoring all the goals, being the hero.

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Speaker 2: I assume at this point you'd already Google searched him.

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Speaker 3: He was right, I mean, maybe not well enough because

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Speaker 3: the entire first period I couldn't see him. But during

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Speaker 3: the break, the zamboni driver starts like yelling my name,

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Speaker 3: like hey over.

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Speaker 4: Here to ball.

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Speaker 3: Good for his.

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Speaker 2: We're onto the third and final round.

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Speaker 1: Let's keep that sad holiday dating feeling going with Michelle.

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Speaker 4: So the guy that I supposed to go on to

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Speaker 4: date asked if I wanted to like go on a

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Speaker 4: sleigh ride, and I was like yeah, and I was

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Speaker 4: excited because I've never done that before. So we met

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Speaker 4: at a public park and then when I met up

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Speaker 4: with him, he was holding like a children's size lad

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Speaker 4: like a little two seater.

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Speaker 2: That's quite a sleigh ride.

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Speaker 4: And then he like whistles and like four neighborhood boys

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Speaker 4: come out and they try and pool us around on

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Speaker 4: this little flat. It lasted like two minutes before these

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Speaker 4: kids got tired and gave up.

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Speaker 2: Okay, okay, we got time for one more best story.

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Speaker 3: So a guy sent me his house address so that

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Speaker 3: we could meet there and drive together for our date.

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Speaker 3: But his dad answered the door and there's like Christmas

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Speaker 3: music playing in the background, and I look behind him

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Speaker 3: and there's like a whole party going on.

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Speaker 2: Oh and you didn't know that was happening.

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Speaker 3: No, no mention of that, And they like cheer for me.

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Speaker 3: They're like, oh my god, hey, what was it.

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Speaker 2: Was it a family party that you walked in on?

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Speaker 3: Yes, it is a family party. Oh. My date comes

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Speaker 3: up to me and he like whispers in my ear.

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Speaker 4: Don't leave.

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna propose to you after the appetizers are finished.

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Speaker 2: Oh no, my god, you left.

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I stuck out the back immediately.

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Speaker 2: Crazy gate. That final means the match is over.

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Speaker 1: Wow. Holiday edition about the tender dates. Let's go to

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Speaker 1: the scorecards.

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Speaker 3: Alexis, I'm going for Nicole with the Zamboni driver.

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Speaker 2: I think she gissed out, all right, Jose.

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Speaker 1: I have to go the last one, the engagement, so

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Speaker 1: I'm going with north Pool in the North Pole.

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Speaker 2: Nicole. Congratulations.

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Speaker 1: One of the saddest dating lives we've ever heard, at

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Speaker 1: least around the holidays, So good for you. Remember you

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Speaker 1: can always text into seven eight, five, nine two if

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Speaker 1: you have a horrible dating story, you could be on

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Speaker 1: the next edition A Battle of the Tender Dates phone

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Speaker 1: taps coming up next