Speaker 1: Misspelling with Tori Spelling and iHeartRadio podcast. So this started
Speaker 1: because you guys were like, what are some juicy questions?
Speaker 1: And then you're like, oh, who's the most famous person
Speaker 1: in your phone? And I was like, oh my gosh.
Speaker 1: First of all, this throws people over that when people
Speaker 1: click on my phone like in front of me, like
Speaker 1: I'll be like, oh, I'm so bad at like putting
Speaker 1: that in. Will you put your contact in? Or will
Speaker 1: you put your like look at that email. I have
Speaker 1: friends that are like, why do you have one hundred
Speaker 1: and fifty thousand unread emails? And I was like, I
Speaker 1: don't know. How mean do you have? Like this is
Speaker 1: my brain? Okay? So yes, So you guys were like, hey,
Speaker 1: are you open to doing like a question like who's
Speaker 1: the most famous person in your phone? And I and
Speaker 1: I think, I I don't think.
Speaker 2: I know.
Speaker 1: I hate when I question myself and I say, I
Speaker 1: think when I know exactly what I said? Because the
Speaker 1: memory of an elephant steel trap? What is it elephant?
Speaker 1: Why is it elephant?
Speaker 2: They never forget? Yeah, elephants never forget.
Speaker 1: How do they know? They asked them, like, how do
Speaker 1: they know? Elephants never forget?
Speaker 2: The same way they know a goldfish forgets every thirty seconds.
Speaker 2: I didn't have that.
Speaker 1: Why imagine goldfish know everything. They're just like I just
Speaker 1: want to be fed. I just want to be like adored.
Speaker 1: So I'm just gonna be like cute, cute and just
Speaker 1: knows their angles.
Speaker 2: Like that's why they're happy in fishbols.
Speaker 1: They know their angles. Okay, back to my phone. I
Speaker 1: have so many people in my phone that I was like,
Speaker 1: I don't even know, and who's to determine who is
Speaker 1: the most famous because we all have a different perception
Speaker 1: of who is famous. Who is someone that wows us
Speaker 1: might not impress others. So then my brain, which isn't
Speaker 1: organized but is very creative, was like, wait, I think
Speaker 1: we have something else here. I think I have so
Speaker 1: many people on my phone that we could actually go
Speaker 1: into categories and this would be fun to do. I
Speaker 1: like a good mood board, love a Pinterest board, So
Speaker 1: let's do Tori's phone board and throughout areas and I
Speaker 1: probably could put I mean like, are we talking movie stars?
Speaker 1: Are we talking TV stars? Are we talking reality stars?
Speaker 1: Are we talking designers? Are we talking fashion? Like self help?
Speaker 1: Like it could keep going?
Speaker 2: How about you start with somebody that you think, like
Speaker 2: the last text message was probably awkward or weird, like
Speaker 2: there was a picture or something or a conversation you
Speaker 2: wish you like got back to that. Maybe they texted
Speaker 2: you and you didn't answer back or like something like that.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. It's like everybody.
Speaker 2: Do you find that you don't text people back when
Speaker 2: they text you and ask you stuff?
Speaker 1: Somebody? No, I have really good intentions. I have a
Speaker 1: really busy life, and I really enjoy people, and I
Speaker 1: like to take the time. I'm also OCD about grammar.
Speaker 1: I'm like, I'm a writer as well, so when I'm
Speaker 1: writing somebody, I like to have time to focus on
Speaker 1: what I'm doing. So if someone asks, So if someone's
Speaker 1: like hi, Paes, anyone out there, if you're texting me,
Speaker 1: just say hi, and I'll be like hi, Like I'll
Speaker 1: text you right back. I have no like endgame. I'm
Speaker 1: not like being like oh the girl vibe or anything
Speaker 1: like oh a boy texting me and I have to
Speaker 1: wait like a day to text him back. Like I'm
Speaker 1: not like that. I mean I'll wait an hour or
Speaker 1: two at times, but uh, anyway, Yeah, So but if
Speaker 1: you ask me a question and it gets too long
Speaker 1: and you're asking how my life is. If you're asking
Speaker 1: for multiple questions, I'm going to ghost you. And it's
Speaker 1: not on purpose, because I'm moving at such a fast
Speaker 1: pace in such a busy life, not writing anything ever down.
Speaker 1: It's all in my brain, which is not okay, including
Speaker 1: my calendar. Everything that's I'm like, oh my god, yes,
Speaker 1: I want to answer this person. I have so much
Speaker 1: to update them. I have so many questions for them.
Speaker 1: I'm going to get back to them later, and then
Speaker 1: later turns into sometimes it doesn't happen, and then if
Speaker 1: I run into them in person, I'm like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: and I'm so honest that like I can't even be like, hi,
Speaker 1: great to see you did it. I have to be like,
Speaker 1: I am so sorry. I know that you texted me,
Speaker 1: and I like, and it could be like four years
Speaker 1: later I'll remember and I've probably in my head felt
Speaker 1: guilty about it for four years, but still was like, okay, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I got to get back to that person. And then
Speaker 1: it's a year, and then it's two years, three years
Speaker 1: and four years. Sorry in my family. Now I'm just kidding.
Speaker 2: There's one person you said that really intrigued me currently,
Speaker 2: which was a day.
Speaker 1: Oh yes, I am friends with Aubryo day. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yes, I mean, it's just like one of the biggest stories.
Speaker 1: Like really, it depends on who you're asking, right, depends
Speaker 1: on well, if you're listening to misspelling, you're probably very
Speaker 1: fascinating with this, So yep, proceed.
Speaker 2: I feel like Aubrey was like the original like person
Speaker 2: out there being like, dude, there's some weird stuff here,
Speaker 2: but I'm just curious, Like, that's an awesome person to
Speaker 2: have in your phone right now. But obviously I'm assuming
Speaker 2: that you just had a long frend. How'd you guys meet?
Speaker 1: Okay, So Aubrey and I met when I was doing
Speaker 1: my reality show Torri and Dean Home Sweet Hollywood on
Speaker 1: Oxygen with my family. She had her new show, I'm
Speaker 1: forgetting the name of it. We it's just Aubrey, I'm
Speaker 1: not sure, and we met at the Oxygen Bravo upfronts
Speaker 1: and totally hit it off and didn't stay in touch,
Speaker 1: and then we came to find out like a year ago.
Speaker 1: I'd say that we have the same hairstylus in front
Speaker 1: in common and my friend and hairstylist Laura said, do
Speaker 1: you know Aubrey? And I was like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: I do know Aubrey. Oh my god. I loved her.
Speaker 1: Like we had this like magical moment we connected and
Speaker 1: then I continue to have a million babies and she
Speaker 1: went on to have a huge career and like you know,
Speaker 1: and anyway, uh so we connected back at the hair
Speaker 1: salon and wow, she talk about someone and this is
Speaker 1: I don't know, there's such a public perception about everybody,
Speaker 1: but this is someone, at least from my perspective. Getting
Speaker 1: to know her as like an adult not being wrapped
Speaker 1: up in any of the news. I was like, Wow,
Speaker 1: this is a smart woman. She's smart, she's creative, she's
Speaker 1: OCD like me, which I appreciate, can't delegate literally does
Speaker 1: everything runs like all her businesses like, but she knows
Speaker 1: what she wants and she knows what's best for her
Speaker 1: brand and God, and so we really bonded over that.
Speaker 1: And then she was like, can I ask you a question?
Speaker 1: She said, I'm not an actress. I have an audition
Speaker 1: and I don't do this. And I was asked to
Speaker 1: audition for a Ryan Murphy project and I was like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, that's my dream and so then I
Speaker 1: stole her sides and then I submitted my audition. I
Speaker 1: still didn't get the part, but I'm just kidding. So
Speaker 1: I rehearsed it with her, and it was really fun
Speaker 1: because she was really good. And she was like, I
Speaker 1: don't know I to put myself on self tape and
Speaker 1: it's this whole thing and we just like give me direction.
Speaker 1: And I was like, actually, you just read it with me,
Speaker 1: like we were rehearsing, and I was like, don't change
Speaker 1: a thing, and don't let someone tell you to change
Speaker 1: a thing. Don't let someone you know, a friend tell
Speaker 1: you like, oh, put on this voice, we this character.
Speaker 1: I was like, my gut is they're coming to you
Speaker 1: because Notorious historically he loves merging, you know, storylines with
Speaker 1: you know, what's happening in the public currently and real
Speaker 1: people and pop culture, like that's his jam. And she
Speaker 1: was like, okay, I don't know. I don't know any
Speaker 1: of that. I was like yes, I was like, so
Speaker 1: he wants you for this part, so it's yours to lose.
Speaker 1: She didn't get it. I don't know why she didn't
Speaker 1: get it. I just asked her this like a month ago.
Speaker 1: I was like, did you get that Ryan Murphy project.
Speaker 1: She's like no, and I was like, well, I got
Speaker 1: to tell you you did a great job. So just
Speaker 1: just FYI someone hired Aubrey o Day to act because
Speaker 1: she's actually really good. Okay, But on top of that,
Speaker 1: I realized that she's an amazing photographer. So she takes
Speaker 1: a lot of my photos and photos that I don't
Speaker 1: post or put out there, but like when I'm feeling good,
Speaker 1: my hair's done right, and you know if they're allegedly
Speaker 1: is like a boy and like she's so great at
Speaker 1: being like I'll be like this is my only good
Speaker 1: side and she's like, no, it's not. She's like she's
Speaker 1: so empowering, which I love. And she'll just be like
Speaker 1: shooting photos. She knows, the lighting, she knows and I
Speaker 1: was like, and then she edits them and I was like,
Speaker 1: she's like, you don't need editing, like look look at this.
Speaker 1: She's like, I'm just gonna like I'm talking editing, like
Speaker 1: not face tuning, not taking in bodies. Like she's such
Speaker 1: a brilliant photographer that she'll like the exposure on the
Speaker 1: lighting like things like that. She's super talented. So I
Speaker 1: have photos that she's taken to me, like with my
Speaker 1: hair done and I'm in like you know, braun underwear,
Speaker 1: like something that would be considered you know, a personal
Speaker 1: photo that would be racy that maybe was for a boy. Yeah,
Speaker 1: photo boudoir photos. Well, it used to be like a
Speaker 1: thirst trap photo.
Speaker 2: Right.
Speaker 1: No, I'm just kidding, Like what it's not the version
Speaker 1: of like when guys send you dick pics. It's like
Speaker 1: because girls don't do that, right, girls don't send like
Speaker 1: do they what? Huh? Hey, it's a whole new world
Speaker 1: for me. Are you telling girls do this? Like girls
Speaker 1: take pictures of the like they're oh and like send that.
Speaker 2: No. No, but on the Housewives, I've seen a lot
Speaker 2: of them. A lot of the women do Boo dwarf
Speaker 2: photos and give that as a gift to their husbands.
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm gonna send you some of the photos she's
Speaker 1: taken to me in various times, like they're so hot,
Speaker 1: and then she has she has encouraged me like some
Speaker 1: other friends like Denise Richards and Bella Thorne and like
Speaker 1: to do only fans. Aubrey's like, yeah, I'm I don't know,
Speaker 1: I'm not there. I don't know, like how could Donna
Speaker 1: Martin ever be accepted. I'm only fans, like it can't.
Speaker 2: Be Take pictures of Donna Martin's feet.
Speaker 1: Wait, I've really good. I've told you this before. No, Okay,
Speaker 1: Tori has some of the best feet this side of
Speaker 1: the Mississippi.
Speaker 2: Oh, you don't have to get racy. You could just
Speaker 2: do feet Donna Martin's feet. That's how exactly how Donna
Speaker 2: Martin would be a.
Speaker 1: Way. Wait wait, I actually the only time I ever entertained,
Speaker 1: like seriously entertained, and like I said, Denise, Bella, Aubrey,
Speaker 1: They've all said to me, you got to do this
Speaker 1: like it's and I'm like, I'm a mom, you know.
Speaker 1: And Denise and I we discussed on my podcast, have
Speaker 1: had various conversations about this, and you know, Aubrey and
Speaker 1: Bella and like everyone feels the same, like you know
Speaker 1: you do it, you're coming with there's all different types.
Speaker 1: The only time I actually considered it is when Whitney
Speaker 1: Cummings did it, because I was like, Okay, that's different,
Speaker 1: Like she's a comedian, you know, she's putting stuff on there.
Speaker 1: But then at some point I was like, are we
Speaker 1: still thinking like only fans and she's like nope. I
Speaker 1: was like, okay, cool. I always listened to her. Wait wait,
Speaker 1: the feet thing interests me though, because do I have
Speaker 1: to say it's my feet though? Because right, there's two
Speaker 1: things here, a conversation and this is a long time ago,
Speaker 1: this is before. So initially there's a whole hubbub about
Speaker 1: me being on OnlyFans, and it's because I was on
Speaker 1: my friend Jeff Lewis's radio show and I was telling
Speaker 1: him what it transpired over Christmas dinner and I'm just
Speaker 1: like lah, blah blah, here's my life and you know,
Speaker 1: da da da, and not thinking anything of it. And
Speaker 1: I was telling him about this fascinating conversation that came
Speaker 1: up about OnlyFans and how at the dinner table, and
Speaker 1: it was it was Christmas dinner, so we were exhausted. Obviously,
Speaker 1: this is cut back to three years ago. I would
Speaker 1: say two to three years ago, still a Dean at
Speaker 1: the time. It was. The conversation was with all my
Speaker 1: kids were there with Dean and we were all sitting
Speaker 1: there and somehow only Fans came up. And I was like, well, actually,
Speaker 1: you know, I and we were we had ordered in
Speaker 1: Chinese food because I was like, oh my god. I
Speaker 1: just went balls to the wall and like did Christmas
Speaker 1: next level? Christmas Eve? All day Chris stuff and dinner
Speaker 1: came and I was like, oh, please don't make me
Speaker 1: make the turkey, and so yeah, we froze that turkey.
Speaker 1: I think it's still in a freezer somewhere. I should
Speaker 1: throw that out, but we ordered in Chinese food. We're
Speaker 1: all sitting around, we're tired. All the kids were on
Speaker 1: their phone, and only fans came home. I was like
Speaker 1: actually defending it. Knowing nothing about it at the time.
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, my friend Denise Richards is on there,
Speaker 1: and they were like what. And I think Dean was like,
Speaker 1: didn't know of the story, and I was like, oh
Speaker 1: yeah yeah. I was like, well, her daughter Sammy joined it,
Speaker 1: and a lot of backlash, and she stepped in and
Speaker 1: said this is just for me, like reading the news,
Speaker 1: not even hearing it from her, Like you know, she
Speaker 1: stepped in and said, well, you know, this is just wrong,
Speaker 1: Like she's on there doing bikini photos and she's you know,
Speaker 1: supporting her herself. She's an adult, and this makes it's
Speaker 1: like a double standard here because you know, when I
Speaker 1: was her age I was doing, you know, wild things
Speaker 1: the movie and I was, you know, not just bikini
Speaker 1: stuff like frontal nuty like boobs and everything showing. And
Speaker 1: that was okay because I'm an actress and this is
Speaker 1: like why is this looked down upon? So to prove
Speaker 1: a point, she joined OnlyFans and then she started making
Speaker 1: so much money that she was like, Okay, this is
Speaker 1: a viable side hustle. So I'm telling the family this
Speaker 1: and a lot of like I knew, like I'm like,
Speaker 1: I was like, well, I read it anyway, I'm telling
Speaker 1: the family this. And to prove my point, I was like, yeah,
Speaker 1: she's on there now. So I went on to OnlyFans
Speaker 1: and you know, beautiful pictures of her. I subscribed and
Speaker 1: at the time I didn't know how it worked, and
Speaker 1: I was like, okay, how does this work? And it said,
Speaker 1: you know, to get a DM from Denise. So I stupidly,
Speaker 1: instead of texting, oh, I did text her. I texted
Speaker 1: her and I said hey, I said, Merry Christmas, because
Speaker 1: we've been friends forever. Merry Christmas, sitting here at the
Speaker 1: Christmas dinner table and I'm on your Only Fans site.
Speaker 1: But I have to subscribe. So I'm going to send
Speaker 1: you a DM. Well then, oh, only fans. They're brilliant.
Speaker 1: Let me just tell you, like they get you hooked
Speaker 1: because it alludes to the fact like, hey, if you
Speaker 1: subscribe and pay like a fee, you'll get something special
Speaker 1: from Denise. So I'm like, okay, So I waited. I waited.
Speaker 1: I'm like, you guys, wait for it, wait for it.
Speaker 1: And then I was like, oh my god, okay, we're
Speaker 1: almost done with Christmas dinner or the Chinese food, like
Speaker 1: everyone wants to go to bed. She hadn't responded yet
Speaker 1: it was Christmas night, like obviously she's not going to
Speaker 1: I'm like, okay, fine, I'm just gonna I'm gonna pay
Speaker 1: once in DM or thinking it's like damn, like she's
Speaker 1: gonna get right back to me. Oh boy. But then
Speaker 1: I went down a rabbit hole of OnlyFans, you guys,
Speaker 1: and I'm not gonna lie. It went beyond that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you get addicted to these things. They like draw you in.
Speaker 1: And it was like hi, and I'm saying it like
Speaker 1: it's her voice, like it was like, you know, hi.
Speaker 1: So let's say I'm making up a number because I
Speaker 1: don't remember it was twenty one ninety nine and so
Speaker 1: I you'll get a personalized message from Denise, and so
Speaker 1: here I am thinking, I'm like, hi, it's tea, Like,
Speaker 1: oh god, I'm such a dummy anyway, and then there
Speaker 1: were like emojis, right because that's like a thing they do,
Speaker 1: and OnlyFans like, oh, if you want to see the
Speaker 1: peach And I didn't know. So I'm confused because I'm
Speaker 1: like thinking, we wait, is a peach of is a peacher?
Speaker 1: Or is a peach your butt? And I was totally confused.
Speaker 1: So I was like, which one is it? What is it?
Speaker 1: You guys don't know.
Speaker 2: The peach is the butt?
Speaker 1: It is? Why do I think it was the puss?
Speaker 1: I thought peach was your puss.
Speaker 2: No, peach is the butt? What is your puss? I
Speaker 2: don't know if there is one.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, if you tell me it's water signs,
Speaker 1: I'm going to vomit.
Speaker 2: No, that just means you're wet. But I think, yeah,
Speaker 2: peaches the booty. See No one like, oh, oh, our
Speaker 2: intern just chimed in a taco?
Speaker 1: Wait, female or male? Told you this intern?
Speaker 2: It's a female intern.
Speaker 1: Wait, taco, It's okay. I didn't need to know that.
Speaker 2: Booty Taco?
Speaker 1: What are boobs?
Speaker 2: Wait? Then didn't we start talking about like whoo is
Speaker 2: a celebrity in your phone? I'm so.
Speaker 1: Like, I am so in this to win this because
Speaker 1: I am so focused. Oh my god. So wait, so
Speaker 1: allegedly if I was ever talking to a boy, because
Speaker 1: this is what this is the combos now, oh, yes,
Speaker 1: I'm talking to this guy. Oh you're only talking to him?
Speaker 1: Well no, no, no, like we're dating? So why did
Speaker 1: you say you're talking to him? Like huh, like why
Speaker 1: is that? When did that happen?
Speaker 2: That?
Speaker 1: If you were like not exclusive, but you've gone on dates,
Speaker 1: you're talking to a guy, and do they say that
Speaker 1: about us? Like, oh, I'm talking to this girl? Can
Speaker 1: you ask your intern? We don't know anything, right Christy?
Speaker 1: It's like, oh my god, how did this happen? How
Speaker 1: did life pass us?
Speaker 2: By way?
Speaker 1: I'm not kidding. Can you ask where that came from?
Speaker 2: I don't know where that came from.
Speaker 1: So I'm talking. Yeah, so this guy I'm talking to.
Speaker 1: I was so confused the first time I heard that,
Speaker 1: a friend in their twenty said, like late twenty said that.
Speaker 1: I was like, oh my god, let's catch up. So
Speaker 1: are you dating anyone. I'm talking to this guy. Oh cool,
Speaker 1: are you gonna go on a date with him? Like
Speaker 1: when yeah, no, we've gone in dates. I said, I'm
Speaker 1: talking to this guy. Blew my mind. I was like, okay,
Speaker 1: well that's weird.
Speaker 2: Cool is I not the hooking up stage? She says,
Speaker 2: talking stage is pre relationship, let's commitment, but.
Speaker 1: It's still look at me. I'm so I'm so like
Speaker 1: buy the book in some ways and so like free
Speaker 1: Spirit in other ways. So weird. It's like my world's
Speaker 1: fight each other like all that. Like I'm so old fashioned,
Speaker 1: like I just want to like you know, and then
Speaker 1: you could tell them for you and like wear an
Speaker 1: apron and then I'm like in Black Kitten Hills and
Speaker 1: wear a collar. But it's like all world's combined.
Speaker 2: But I don't think before relationship is a situationship, right, But.
Speaker 1: You're not going to say that, Like no, it's the
Speaker 1: word like, oh my god, tell me what's happened. Oh
Speaker 1: I'm going to situation. I can't even say the word situationship.
Speaker 2: Just say you're dating or can you not say you're
Speaker 2: dating if you're just talking hanging out with but.
Speaker 1: You're not just talking like if you have physically seen
Speaker 1: the person in person, then you're didding. If you have
Speaker 1: kissed this human, how are you just talking?
Speaker 2: You're dating?
Speaker 1: What are you dating? Oh my god? And then yeah,
Speaker 1: no one wants to say like girlfriend boyfriend anymore, so
Speaker 1: you have to be like, oh, that's my guy. And
Speaker 1: then you're like, wa, that's yah. That sucks. Oh that's
Speaker 1: my girl. And you're like you're what, You're fucking fifty
Speaker 1: one year old girl? Thank you?
Speaker 2: I always she just chribed in. She said dating equals
Speaker 2: commitment in this day and age.
Speaker 1: Unfortunately, oh my god? What seeing? Okay, how's this one?
Speaker 2: She says? Dating equals boyfriend plus a girlfriend. That's amazing.
Speaker 2: I don't know. I'm too old for this crap. So
Speaker 2: I have no idea.
Speaker 1: Where I'm fascinated. Wait, so what is it like like
Speaker 1: if we would say like, oh, I'm seeing that person,
Speaker 1: is that or that's out? That's old school?
Speaker 2: Yeah? I like that. I like seeing I'm seeing that person.
Speaker 1: I like it because I'm more than talking to that person.
Speaker 1: I'm literally in like person seeing this person. So I'm
Speaker 1: seeing this person. Okay, anyway, can I go? Oh, I'm
Speaker 1: going back? Sorry, only fans we're throwing.
Speaker 2: The phones out the window. We'll do that the other.
Speaker 1: Day next week, next week, because I have a lot
Speaker 1: of people in my phone. You guys are.
Speaker 2: Really good name, really good name on that list.
Speaker 1: There's some such good names. It's okay, just just just
Speaker 1: keep listening and downloading maybe five stars? Can you help?
Speaker 1: Can you help about me? Give me a good review
Speaker 1: and only fans when I join. Just kidding anyway, So
Speaker 1: this conversation I'm robbing it at Christmas dinner. It progresses
Speaker 1: and like, oh, you know as Denise like, it says
Speaker 1: like you know DM me and you'll get to yes,
Speaker 1: it said Peach, which I pan it because here I
Speaker 1: am defending my friend, like no, she's you know, just
Speaker 1: doing this. She would never show this, and I thought
Speaker 1: it was puss, And I'm like, why is she showing puss?
Speaker 1: And then my one kid is sitting at the other
Speaker 1: end of the table. He's not listening. His headsbury on
Speaker 1: the phone. We can't get this kid like you ask
Speaker 1: him any question, including his name, and he no response,
Speaker 1: right head buried. And we're going back and forth like
Speaker 1: what year we do only fans like I don't know,
Speaker 1: that would be weird. I'm a mom of five. Well, look,
Speaker 1: Denise has three kids and she's doing it, and she's
Speaker 1: an actress, and you know, she's an entrepreneur, and like,
Speaker 1: you know, what's the worst. Anyway, back and forth, Whitney's
Speaker 1: doing it, Da da da da. And then all of
Speaker 1: a sudden, from the end of the table, I just
Speaker 1: hear you should do feet Finder, mom. You'd make so
Speaker 1: much money. I was like, feet Finder, What the hell
Speaker 1: is that? The one I am trying to describe to
Speaker 1: you guys is called wiki feet. It's our cake. It's
Speaker 1: the old school if no one makes money for him,
Speaker 1: and it's just literally showing celebrities feet. So he was like,
Speaker 1: people post pictures of their feet and they make money.
Speaker 1: It's like OnlyFans, but it's just feet. And I was like, uh,
Speaker 1: how do you know that? Clearly I need to like
Speaker 1: do some Parnzal forensics here on your phone. And then
Speaker 1: I was like, well, just hold me a little bit
Speaker 1: more and he was like yeah, and he's like, you
Speaker 1: have really good feet. He's like, I'm not being weird.
Speaker 1: You have good feet. You wouldn't have to show your body,
Speaker 1: you wouldn't have to show your face. You could say
Speaker 1: it's you and just put pictures of your feet. You'd
Speaker 1: make a great side hustle. I was like, thank you,
Speaker 1: I'll keep that in mind. Anyway, I was like, okay, everyone,
Speaker 1: let's get to bed. That was a great Christmas. Wow,
Speaker 1: what a combo. So then I go to bed that
Speaker 1: night and I couldn't shut my brain off. All my
Speaker 1: brain was thinking was wait, I just want to see
Speaker 1: if Denise DM me back, and what is this peach
Speaker 1: I'm going to see? So I did get a response back,
Speaker 1: you know, and it's kind of like electronic thing. It's
Speaker 1: for fans and they bait you though, and this is
Speaker 1: on everyone's only fans. Oh, here's a little tea, but
Speaker 1: if you want to see more, long story short, that night,
Speaker 1: you guys. The next day, my business manager calls me
Speaker 1: and she goes, I don't.
Speaker 3: Know how to put this, and I was like, it's okay,
Speaker 3: just what's happening and she's like, I think Dean is
Speaker 3: not only fans looking at girls.
Speaker 1: Might go what, and she goes, yeah, I know. I'm
Speaker 1: so sorry. I don't know what to tell you. And
Speaker 1: I go, hm, how much was spent? And she was like, god,
Speaker 1: it's like four hundred and fifty one dollars and twenty
Speaker 1: eight cents. I'm like, yeah, she goes, oh you knew,
Speaker 1: and I go, nah, it's my account. I went down
Speaker 1: the rabbit hole my friend Denise Richards last night. I
Speaker 1: couldn't stop paying her. I was tipping her. I wanted
Speaker 1: to see more. I don't know what happened. I spent
Speaker 1: all the money. It was me anyway, that was funny.
Speaker 1: And then let me about feet Finder. So I thought, like, okay,
Speaker 1: my kid's smart, like you know, he's not like coring
Speaker 1: his mom out. He's like, this is cool. I did
Speaker 1: a deep dive into feet Finder. Oh my gosh, you guys,
Speaker 1: people pay money for weird ash shit. They put it
Speaker 1: into like genres, which we're gonna do next week when
Speaker 1: I get to my phone list because we didn't get
Speaker 1: to it this week. It'll be like okay for dirty feet,
Speaker 1: for snagly.
Speaker 4: Toes, uh like toes holding food like it's the most
Speaker 4: it's the craziest shit you've ever seen, and not like
Speaker 4: not like sex stuff.
Speaker 1: It's just like weird shit. So I joined immediately. I'm
Speaker 1: just kidding, Wait should.
Speaker 2: I Yeah, I'm just telling you. Donna Martin To's would
Speaker 2: totally sell.
Speaker 1: Wait, okay, you know what then, I'm not gonna lie.
Speaker 1: It's been a rough winter. Self care has not been
Speaker 1: my thing. I've been focused on the kids. I got
Speaker 1: to get one of those like full on, not just
Speaker 1: like heel. What is the heel scraper? Like I need
Speaker 1: a cheese grater, like it's it's I do have cute feet,
Speaker 1: really cute size six feet. If anyone's listening, I'm just kidding.
Speaker 1: I'm ant designers, like if you want to send me
Speaker 1: shoes or something funny enough, always had like size six feet.
Speaker 1: Always heard the myth like, oh, when you have babies,
Speaker 1: your feet grow. They did. They grew to a size seven.
Speaker 1: I'd like to report they're back to a six. Maybe
Speaker 1: a six and a half six sounds better. And I'm
Speaker 1: not into like tall heels anymore. If anyone wants to
Speaker 1: send me anything, oh, back to it. I need like
Speaker 1: a full on, like I just have some dry heels,
Speaker 1: so cute feet, cute toes, always getting polished, but like
Speaker 1: I need to like self care my heels. It's been
Speaker 1: dry winter on the footnote really quick, I got to
Speaker 1: clean up these dry heels. I did this once. Have
Speaker 1: you Chrissy, I'm just gonna further upset you. Tod Eggs,
Speaker 1: you hate feet done. Baby feet. It was like a phenomenon.
Speaker 1: It was all over YouTube. It's it's like the masks.
Speaker 1: One used mask, but you do it on your feet
Speaker 1: and you put it on and it's like this will me.
Speaker 1: I think it originally was like created in Korea somewhere.
Speaker 1: It's in anyway. You put it on your feet and
Speaker 1: there's a bunch of different copies with the OG. One
Speaker 1: was called baby feet and you put it on your
Speaker 1: feet and it's like a mask and you wear it
Speaker 1: and your feet shed like like a lizard shedding in
Speaker 1: skin or a snake shedding its skin for days until
Speaker 1: you have supposedly back to baby feet. And I was
Speaker 1: like where. So I tried it because I had a
Speaker 1: girlfriend trying and she was like, oh my god, you're
Speaker 1: about this baby feet and I'm like, no, I'm not
Speaker 1: cool enough cool or yeah, I'm a consumer anything. Once
Speaker 1: so I ordered it, put it on my feet, and
Speaker 1: I was like, I don't think it worked. Cut to
Speaker 1: four days later, we were at the grove and we
Speaker 1: were having like a Gallantine's night and it was like
Speaker 1: all my mom friends and we had done these baby
Speaker 1: feet and we were like dressed up cute because we
Speaker 1: were eating somewhere at the grove and taking like influencer pictures.
Speaker 1: And afterwards, I was like, you guys, I think Kendra
Speaker 1: Wilkinson was there, Oh my god? Who else was there?
Speaker 1: I and Zeering Zex wife was there. Beverly Mitchell from
Speaker 1: Seventh Heaven was there. Like we were all there together.
Speaker 1: We were like this hardcore mom group and we had
Speaker 1: taken cute pictures and heels and I was like, you guys,
Speaker 1: I did that baby feet you told me about My
Speaker 1: feet are killing me. And then somehow we were at
Speaker 1: the AMC in the theater and I was like, you guys,
Speaker 1: I can't make it. I gotta take off my shoes.
Speaker 1: These heels are killing me. And I sat tore on
Speaker 1: the carpet the AMC. I'm sorry to the grove and
Speaker 1: that's where I peeled off my skin like Frito's. I
Speaker 1: cleaned it up, you guys, I threw it away. I
Speaker 1: don't litter. Is there a market for my heel scrapings?
Speaker 2: Like?
Speaker 1: Is that a thing could like on eBay? Oh, Chrissy boom.
Speaker 1: We just came up with a million dollar idea. I
Speaker 1: am going to joined feet Finder and I am gonna
Speaker 1: hold up my foot, show my cute foot, my dry heel,
Speaker 1: and then I'm going to scrape off just the dry skin.
Speaker 1: I am going to save it and then I can
Speaker 1: put that on an eBay to the highest bidder. Is
Speaker 1: that corny? I'm just kidding. I don't have corns like.
Speaker 1: It's just like Donna Martin. Oh there's some pun here, Okay,
Speaker 1: I'll get to it anyway. I think it's a business