WEBVTT - Miss OnlyFans 0:00:08.760 --> 0:00:16.160 Misspelling with Tori Spelling and iHeartRadio podcast. So this started 0:00:16.239 --> 0:00:19.160 because you guys were like, what are some juicy questions? 0:00:19.239 --> 0:00:21.520 And then you're like, oh, who's the most famous person 0:00:21.520 --> 0:00:23.639 in your phone? And I was like, oh my gosh. 0:00:24.040 --> 0:00:27.320 First of all, this throws people over that when people 0:00:27.400 --> 0:00:30.160 click on my phone like in front of me, like 0:00:30.200 --> 0:00:32.080 I'll be like, oh, I'm so bad at like putting 0:00:32.080 --> 0:00:34.279 that in. Will you put your contact in? Or will 0:00:34.320 --> 0:00:37.199 you put your like look at that email. I have 0:00:37.320 --> 0:00:40.920 friends that are like, why do you have one hundred 0:00:40.960 --> 0:00:45.519 and fifty thousand unread emails? And I was like, I 0:00:45.560 --> 0:00:49.559 don't know. How mean do you have? Like this is 0:00:49.640 --> 0:00:53.159 my brain? Okay? So yes, So you guys were like, hey, 0:00:53.200 --> 0:00:56.040 are you open to doing like a question like who's 0:00:56.160 --> 0:00:58.680 the most famous person in your phone? And I and 0:00:59.320 --> 0:01:01.200 I think, I I don't think. 0:01:01.240 --> 0:01:01.440 I know. 0:01:01.520 --> 0:01:03.160 I hate when I question myself and I say, I 0:01:03.160 --> 0:01:07.480 think when I know exactly what I said? Because the 0:01:07.520 --> 0:01:10.120 memory of an elephant steel trap? What is it elephant? 0:01:10.120 --> 0:01:11.040 Why is it elephant? 0:01:11.720 --> 0:01:14.200 They never forget? Yeah, elephants never forget. 0:01:14.760 --> 0:01:17.559 How do they know? They asked them, like, how do 0:01:17.640 --> 0:01:20.000 they know? Elephants never forget? 0:01:21.000 --> 0:01:24.319 The same way they know a goldfish forgets every thirty seconds. 0:01:24.880 --> 0:01:25.480 I didn't have that. 0:01:26.640 --> 0:01:34.920 Why imagine goldfish know everything. They're just like I just 0:01:34.959 --> 0:01:36.960 want to be fed. I just want to be like adored. 0:01:37.000 --> 0:01:39.960 So I'm just gonna be like cute, cute and just 0:01:39.959 --> 0:01:41.880 knows their angles. 0:01:41.319 --> 0:01:43.880 Like that's why they're happy in fishbols. 0:01:43.959 --> 0:01:47.720 They know their angles. Okay, back to my phone. I 0:01:47.760 --> 0:01:50.960 have so many people in my phone that I was like, 0:01:51.160 --> 0:01:54.800 I don't even know, and who's to determine who is 0:01:54.840 --> 0:01:58.600 the most famous because we all have a different perception 0:01:59.160 --> 0:02:03.360 of who is famous. Who is someone that wows us 0:02:03.720 --> 0:02:11.480 might not impress others. So then my brain, which isn't 0:02:11.600 --> 0:02:16.880 organized but is very creative, was like, wait, I think 0:02:16.919 --> 0:02:19.320 we have something else here. I think I have so 0:02:19.360 --> 0:02:21.919 many people on my phone that we could actually go 0:02:22.040 --> 0:02:25.840 into categories and this would be fun to do. I 0:02:25.919 --> 0:02:28.920 like a good mood board, love a Pinterest board, So 0:02:29.200 --> 0:02:38.120 let's do Tori's phone board and throughout areas and I 0:02:38.320 --> 0:02:43.320 probably could put I mean like, are we talking movie stars? 0:02:43.639 --> 0:02:46.720 Are we talking TV stars? Are we talking reality stars? 0:02:46.760 --> 0:02:52.280 Are we talking designers? Are we talking fashion? Like self help? 0:02:52.400 --> 0:02:53.480 Like it could keep going? 0:02:54.360 --> 0:02:57.680 How about you start with somebody that you think, like 0:02:57.760 --> 0:03:01.880 the last text message was probably awkward or weird, like 0:03:01.919 --> 0:03:05.920 there was a picture or something or a conversation you 0:03:05.960 --> 0:03:08.560 wish you like got back to that. Maybe they texted 0:03:08.600 --> 0:03:11.799 you and you didn't answer back or like something like that. 0:03:12.400 --> 0:03:17.160 Oh my god. It's like everybody. 0:03:17.280 --> 0:03:19.240 Do you find that you don't text people back when 0:03:19.280 --> 0:03:20.560 they text you and ask you stuff? 0:03:21.000 --> 0:03:26.000 Somebody? No, I have really good intentions. I have a 0:03:26.040 --> 0:03:32.080 really busy life, and I really enjoy people, and I 0:03:32.360 --> 0:03:36.760 like to take the time. I'm also OCD about grammar. 0:03:37.080 --> 0:03:40.560 I'm like, I'm a writer as well, so when I'm 0:03:40.600 --> 0:03:44.560 writing somebody, I like to have time to focus on 0:03:44.600 --> 0:03:47.320 what I'm doing. So if someone asks, So if someone's 0:03:47.360 --> 0:03:51.600 like hi, Paes, anyone out there, if you're texting me, 0:03:51.720 --> 0:03:54.840 just say hi, and I'll be like hi, Like I'll 0:03:54.920 --> 0:03:58.440 text you right back. I have no like endgame. I'm 0:03:58.440 --> 0:04:02.480 not like being like oh the girl vibe or anything 0:04:02.560 --> 0:04:05.080 like oh a boy texting me and I have to 0:04:05.240 --> 0:04:08.000 wait like a day to text him back. Like I'm 0:04:08.000 --> 0:04:11.040 not like that. I mean I'll wait an hour or 0:04:11.040 --> 0:04:15.960 two at times, but uh, anyway, Yeah, So but if 0:04:16.000 --> 0:04:18.479 you ask me a question and it gets too long 0:04:19.160 --> 0:04:22.280 and you're asking how my life is. If you're asking 0:04:22.320 --> 0:04:27.039 for multiple questions, I'm going to ghost you. And it's 0:04:27.080 --> 0:04:30.159 not on purpose, because I'm moving at such a fast 0:04:30.240 --> 0:04:34.719 pace in such a busy life, not writing anything ever down. 0:04:34.880 --> 0:04:38.360 It's all in my brain, which is not okay, including 0:04:38.400 --> 0:04:45.159 my calendar. Everything that's I'm like, oh my god, yes, 0:04:45.839 --> 0:04:47.960 I want to answer this person. I have so much 0:04:48.000 --> 0:04:50.479 to update them. I have so many questions for them. 0:04:51.320 --> 0:04:53.480 I'm going to get back to them later, and then 0:04:53.600 --> 0:04:59.800 later turns into sometimes it doesn't happen, and then if 0:04:59.800 --> 0:05:02.359 I run into them in person, I'm like, oh my god, 0:05:02.839 --> 0:05:05.920 and I'm so honest that like I can't even be like, hi, 0:05:06.080 --> 0:05:07.560 great to see you did it. I have to be like, 0:05:07.839 --> 0:05:09.760 I am so sorry. I know that you texted me, 0:05:09.800 --> 0:05:12.800 and I like, and it could be like four years 0:05:12.880 --> 0:05:17.360 later I'll remember and I've probably in my head felt 0:05:17.400 --> 0:05:21.520 guilty about it for four years, but still was like, okay, yeah, yeah, 0:05:21.560 --> 0:05:23.360 I got to get back to that person. And then 0:05:23.360 --> 0:05:25.080 it's a year, and then it's two years, three years 0:05:25.120 --> 0:05:28.280 and four years. Sorry in my family. Now I'm just kidding. 0:05:28.279 --> 0:05:31.040 There's one person you said that really intrigued me currently, 0:05:31.480 --> 0:05:32.800 which was a day. 0:05:33.279 --> 0:05:38.039 Oh yes, I am friends with Aubryo day. Yeah. 0:05:38.839 --> 0:05:43.039 Yes, I mean, it's just like one of the biggest stories. 0:05:43.600 --> 0:05:48.480 Like really, it depends on who you're asking, right, depends 0:05:48.480 --> 0:05:51.320 on well, if you're listening to misspelling, you're probably very 0:05:51.360 --> 0:05:53.279 fascinating with this, So yep, proceed. 0:05:53.920 --> 0:05:57.280 I feel like Aubrey was like the original like person 0:05:57.320 --> 0:05:59.680 out there being like, dude, there's some weird stuff here, 0:06:00.160 --> 0:06:02.919 but I'm just curious, Like, that's an awesome person to 0:06:02.960 --> 0:06:05.080 have in your phone right now. But obviously I'm assuming 0:06:05.080 --> 0:06:07.080 that you just had a long frend. How'd you guys meet? 0:06:08.160 --> 0:06:12.320 Okay, So Aubrey and I met when I was doing 0:06:12.320 --> 0:06:16.000 my reality show Torri and Dean Home Sweet Hollywood on 0:06:16.200 --> 0:06:23.040 Oxygen with my family. She had her new show, I'm 0:06:23.080 --> 0:06:25.800 forgetting the name of it. We it's just Aubrey, I'm 0:06:25.800 --> 0:06:30.640 not sure, and we met at the Oxygen Bravo upfronts 0:06:30.960 --> 0:06:37.559 and totally hit it off and didn't stay in touch, 0:06:37.760 --> 0:06:41.400 and then we came to find out like a year ago. 0:06:41.480 --> 0:06:44.920 I'd say that we have the same hairstylus in front 0:06:45.040 --> 0:06:50.080 in common and my friend and hairstylist Laura said, do 0:06:50.120 --> 0:06:52.040 you know Aubrey? And I was like, oh my god, 0:06:52.080 --> 0:06:54.560 I do know Aubrey. Oh my god. I loved her. 0:06:54.600 --> 0:06:58.400 Like we had this like magical moment we connected and 0:06:59.120 --> 0:07:02.159 then I continue to have a million babies and she 0:07:02.240 --> 0:07:05.000 went on to have a huge career and like you know, 0:07:05.200 --> 0:07:09.680 and anyway, uh so we connected back at the hair 0:07:09.720 --> 0:07:17.280 salon and wow, she talk about someone and this is 0:07:17.520 --> 0:07:22.440 I don't know, there's such a public perception about everybody, 0:07:23.280 --> 0:07:27.720 but this is someone, at least from my perspective. Getting 0:07:27.760 --> 0:07:30.360 to know her as like an adult not being wrapped 0:07:30.440 --> 0:07:34.720 up in any of the news. I was like, Wow, 0:07:35.360 --> 0:07:40.440 this is a smart woman. She's smart, she's creative, she's 0:07:40.520 --> 0:07:45.240 OCD like me, which I appreciate, can't delegate literally does 0:07:45.400 --> 0:07:51.240 everything runs like all her businesses like, but she knows 0:07:51.280 --> 0:07:55.080 what she wants and she knows what's best for her 0:07:55.120 --> 0:07:59.920 brand and God, and so we really bonded over that. 0:08:00.480 --> 0:08:04.480 And then she was like, can I ask you a question? 0:08:05.520 --> 0:08:10.280 She said, I'm not an actress. I have an audition 0:08:10.880 --> 0:08:15.120 and I don't do this. And I was asked to 0:08:15.360 --> 0:08:18.040 audition for a Ryan Murphy project and I was like, 0:08:18.040 --> 0:08:22.720 oh my god, that's my dream and so then I 0:08:22.800 --> 0:08:25.200 stole her sides and then I submitted my audition. I 0:08:25.200 --> 0:08:28.320 still didn't get the part, but I'm just kidding. So 0:08:29.240 --> 0:08:31.680 I rehearsed it with her, and it was really fun 0:08:31.680 --> 0:08:33.800 because she was really good. And she was like, I 0:08:33.800 --> 0:08:36.880 don't know I to put myself on self tape and 0:08:36.920 --> 0:08:41.480 it's this whole thing and we just like give me direction. 0:08:42.320 --> 0:08:44.960 And I was like, actually, you just read it with me, 0:08:45.080 --> 0:08:48.640 like we were rehearsing, and I was like, don't change 0:08:48.679 --> 0:08:50.640 a thing, and don't let someone tell you to change 0:08:50.640 --> 0:08:53.240 a thing. Don't let someone you know, a friend tell 0:08:53.280 --> 0:08:55.520 you like, oh, put on this voice, we this character. 0:08:56.000 --> 0:08:58.640 I was like, my gut is they're coming to you 0:08:58.720 --> 0:09:05.840 because Notorious historically he loves merging, you know, storylines with 0:09:06.320 --> 0:09:09.360 you know, what's happening in the public currently and real 0:09:09.440 --> 0:09:13.120 people and pop culture, like that's his jam. And she 0:09:13.200 --> 0:09:14.640 was like, okay, I don't know. I don't know any 0:09:14.679 --> 0:09:17.000 of that. I was like yes, I was like, so 0:09:18.120 --> 0:09:20.319 he wants you for this part, so it's yours to lose. 0:09:21.400 --> 0:09:22.960 She didn't get it. I don't know why she didn't 0:09:22.960 --> 0:09:24.960 get it. I just asked her this like a month ago. 0:09:25.000 --> 0:09:26.840 I was like, did you get that Ryan Murphy project. 0:09:26.840 --> 0:09:28.920 She's like no, and I was like, well, I got 0:09:28.920 --> 0:09:33.120 to tell you you did a great job. So just 0:09:33.120 --> 0:09:36.480 just FYI someone hired Aubrey o Day to act because 0:09:36.480 --> 0:09:40.080 she's actually really good. Okay, But on top of that, 0:09:40.200 --> 0:09:47.360 I realized that she's an amazing photographer. So she takes 0:09:47.360 --> 0:09:50.760 a lot of my photos and photos that I don't 0:09:50.800 --> 0:09:54.560 post or put out there, but like when I'm feeling good, 0:09:54.679 --> 0:09:58.280 my hair's done right, and you know if they're allegedly 0:09:58.480 --> 0:10:01.679 is like a boy and like she's so great at 0:10:01.679 --> 0:10:04.360 being like I'll be like this is my only good 0:10:04.440 --> 0:10:08.439 side and she's like, no, it's not. She's like she's 0:10:08.480 --> 0:10:13.520 so empowering, which I love. And she'll just be like 0:10:13.559 --> 0:10:16.200 shooting photos. She knows, the lighting, she knows and I 0:10:16.320 --> 0:10:19.800 was like, and then she edits them and I was like, 0:10:20.800 --> 0:10:22.960 she's like, you don't need editing, like look look at this. 0:10:23.040 --> 0:10:26.440 She's like, I'm just gonna like I'm talking editing, like 0:10:26.640 --> 0:10:31.440 not face tuning, not taking in bodies. Like she's such 0:10:31.480 --> 0:10:35.320 a brilliant photographer that she'll like the exposure on the 0:10:35.440 --> 0:10:40.680 lighting like things like that. She's super talented. So I 0:10:40.800 --> 0:10:44.200 have photos that she's taken to me, like with my 0:10:44.280 --> 0:10:47.000 hair done and I'm in like you know, braun underwear, 0:10:47.280 --> 0:10:50.360 like something that would be considered you know, a personal 0:10:50.360 --> 0:10:55.000 photo that would be racy that maybe was for a boy. Yeah, 0:10:55.679 --> 0:10:59.679 photo boudoir photos. Well, it used to be like a 0:10:59.720 --> 0:11:00.600 thirst trap photo. 0:11:00.720 --> 0:11:00.840 Right. 0:11:00.880 --> 0:11:03.640 No, I'm just kidding, Like what it's not the version 0:11:03.800 --> 0:11:06.280 of like when guys send you dick pics. It's like 0:11:07.480 --> 0:11:09.920 because girls don't do that, right, girls don't send like 0:11:11.200 --> 0:11:17.079 do they what? Huh? Hey, it's a whole new world 0:11:17.120 --> 0:11:19.560 for me. Are you telling girls do this? Like girls 0:11:19.600 --> 0:11:23.120 take pictures of the like they're oh and like send that. 0:11:24.360 --> 0:11:28.280 No. No, but on the Housewives, I've seen a lot 0:11:28.280 --> 0:11:30.200 of them. A lot of the women do Boo dwarf 0:11:30.360 --> 0:11:33.959 photos and give that as a gift to their husbands. 0:11:34.400 --> 0:11:37.000 Okay, I'm gonna send you some of the photos she's 0:11:37.040 --> 0:11:40.000 taken to me in various times, like they're so hot, 0:11:41.160 --> 0:11:45.360 and then she has she has encouraged me like some 0:11:45.559 --> 0:11:48.840 other friends like Denise Richards and Bella Thorne and like 0:11:49.120 --> 0:11:55.760 to do only fans. Aubrey's like, yeah, I'm I don't know, 0:11:56.600 --> 0:12:01.480 I'm not there. I don't know, like how could Donna 0:12:01.520 --> 0:12:06.560 Martin ever be accepted. I'm only fans, like it can't. 0:12:06.360 --> 0:12:09.160 Be Take pictures of Donna Martin's feet. 0:12:11.840 --> 0:12:16.600 Wait, I've really good. I've told you this before. No, Okay, 0:12:17.559 --> 0:12:20.319 Tori has some of the best feet this side of 0:12:20.320 --> 0:12:21.079 the Mississippi. 0:12:21.679 --> 0:12:24.960 Oh, you don't have to get racy. You could just 0:12:24.960 --> 0:12:28.280 do feet Donna Martin's feet. That's how exactly how Donna 0:12:28.320 --> 0:12:29.400 Martin would be a. 0:12:31.080 --> 0:12:37.400 Way. Wait wait, I actually the only time I ever entertained, 0:12:37.440 --> 0:12:41.480 like seriously entertained, and like I said, Denise, Bella, Aubrey, 0:12:41.520 --> 0:12:44.360 They've all said to me, you got to do this 0:12:44.559 --> 0:12:48.720 like it's and I'm like, I'm a mom, you know. 0:12:48.800 --> 0:12:51.480 And Denise and I we discussed on my podcast, have 0:12:51.600 --> 0:12:56.280 had various conversations about this, and you know, Aubrey and 0:12:56.280 --> 0:12:58.640 Bella and like everyone feels the same, like you know 0:12:59.280 --> 0:13:01.880 you do it, you're coming with there's all different types. 0:13:02.360 --> 0:13:07.199 The only time I actually considered it is when Whitney 0:13:07.240 --> 0:13:11.559 Cummings did it, because I was like, Okay, that's different, 0:13:11.679 --> 0:13:15.760 Like she's a comedian, you know, she's putting stuff on there. 0:13:17.080 --> 0:13:19.520 But then at some point I was like, are we 0:13:19.559 --> 0:13:23.240 still thinking like only fans and she's like nope. I 0:13:23.280 --> 0:13:32.840 was like, okay, cool. I always listened to her. Wait wait, 0:13:32.880 --> 0:13:35.520 the feet thing interests me though, because do I have 0:13:35.520 --> 0:13:37.839 to say it's my feet though? Because right, there's two 0:13:37.960 --> 0:13:43.320 things here, a conversation and this is a long time ago, 0:13:44.000 --> 0:13:49.960 this is before. So initially there's a whole hubbub about 0:13:49.960 --> 0:13:53.320 me being on OnlyFans, and it's because I was on 0:13:53.360 --> 0:13:57.680 my friend Jeff Lewis's radio show and I was telling 0:13:57.760 --> 0:14:01.520 him what it transpired over Christmas dinner and I'm just 0:14:01.559 --> 0:14:03.680 like lah, blah blah, here's my life and you know, 0:14:03.960 --> 0:14:07.800 da da da, and not thinking anything of it. And 0:14:07.960 --> 0:14:10.680 I was telling him about this fascinating conversation that came 0:14:10.760 --> 0:14:17.320 up about OnlyFans and how at the dinner table, and 0:14:18.120 --> 0:14:23.160 it was it was Christmas dinner, so we were exhausted. Obviously, 0:14:23.400 --> 0:14:27.920 this is cut back to three years ago. I would 0:14:27.960 --> 0:14:32.120 say two to three years ago, still a Dean at 0:14:32.120 --> 0:14:38.240 the time. It was. The conversation was with all my 0:14:38.400 --> 0:14:41.520 kids were there with Dean and we were all sitting 0:14:41.520 --> 0:14:46.880 there and somehow only Fans came up. And I was like, well, actually, 0:14:47.160 --> 0:14:50.480 you know, I and we were we had ordered in 0:14:50.560 --> 0:14:53.160 Chinese food because I was like, oh my god. I 0:14:53.240 --> 0:14:56.600 just went balls to the wall and like did Christmas 0:14:56.840 --> 0:15:01.760 next level? Christmas Eve? All day Chris stuff and dinner 0:15:01.800 --> 0:15:05.360 came and I was like, oh, please don't make me 0:15:05.520 --> 0:15:10.240 make the turkey, and so yeah, we froze that turkey. 0:15:10.240 --> 0:15:12.400 I think it's still in a freezer somewhere. I should 0:15:12.440 --> 0:15:15.840 throw that out, but we ordered in Chinese food. We're 0:15:15.880 --> 0:15:19.680 all sitting around, we're tired. All the kids were on 0:15:19.720 --> 0:15:21.840 their phone, and only fans came home. I was like 0:15:21.960 --> 0:15:25.080 actually defending it. Knowing nothing about it at the time. 0:15:25.680 --> 0:15:29.240 I was like, oh, my friend Denise Richards is on there, 0:15:29.800 --> 0:15:32.680 and they were like what. And I think Dean was like, 0:15:32.920 --> 0:15:35.320 didn't know of the story, and I was like, oh 0:15:35.400 --> 0:15:39.200 yeah yeah. I was like, well, her daughter Sammy joined it, 0:15:39.400 --> 0:15:43.840 and a lot of backlash, and she stepped in and 0:15:43.960 --> 0:15:47.400 said this is just for me, like reading the news, 0:15:47.960 --> 0:15:51.160 not even hearing it from her, Like you know, she 0:15:51.240 --> 0:15:54.640 stepped in and said, well, you know, this is just wrong, 0:15:54.800 --> 0:15:59.160 Like she's on there doing bikini photos and she's you know, 0:15:59.400 --> 0:16:04.360 supporting her herself. She's an adult, and this makes it's 0:16:04.400 --> 0:16:07.120 like a double standard here because you know, when I 0:16:07.160 --> 0:16:10.480 was her age I was doing, you know, wild things 0:16:10.720 --> 0:16:13.400 the movie and I was, you know, not just bikini 0:16:13.440 --> 0:16:17.760 stuff like frontal nuty like boobs and everything showing. And 0:16:18.680 --> 0:16:21.560 that was okay because I'm an actress and this is 0:16:21.640 --> 0:16:24.320 like why is this looked down upon? So to prove 0:16:24.400 --> 0:16:31.160 a point, she joined OnlyFans and then she started making 0:16:31.440 --> 0:16:35.520 so much money that she was like, Okay, this is 0:16:35.640 --> 0:16:39.840 a viable side hustle. So I'm telling the family this 0:16:40.040 --> 0:16:41.800 and a lot of like I knew, like I'm like, 0:16:42.440 --> 0:16:46.880 I was like, well, I read it anyway, I'm telling 0:16:46.920 --> 0:16:50.240 the family this. And to prove my point, I was like, yeah, 0:16:50.560 --> 0:16:53.280 she's on there now. So I went on to OnlyFans 0:16:53.600 --> 0:16:58.840 and you know, beautiful pictures of her. I subscribed and 0:16:59.040 --> 0:17:02.040 at the time I didn't know how it worked, and 0:17:02.080 --> 0:17:04.280 I was like, okay, how does this work? And it said, 0:17:04.359 --> 0:17:08.600 you know, to get a DM from Denise. So I stupidly, 0:17:08.800 --> 0:17:11.320 instead of texting, oh, I did text her. I texted 0:17:11.280 --> 0:17:15.440 her and I said hey, I said, Merry Christmas, because 0:17:15.640 --> 0:17:19.440 we've been friends forever. Merry Christmas, sitting here at the 0:17:19.520 --> 0:17:24.720 Christmas dinner table and I'm on your Only Fans site. 0:17:24.800 --> 0:17:29.280 But I have to subscribe. So I'm going to send 0:17:29.280 --> 0:17:33.720 you a DM. Well then, oh, only fans. They're brilliant. 0:17:33.960 --> 0:17:37.120 Let me just tell you, like they get you hooked 0:17:37.640 --> 0:17:41.080 because it alludes to the fact like, hey, if you 0:17:41.560 --> 0:17:48.040 subscribe and pay like a fee, you'll get something special 0:17:48.160 --> 0:17:52.920 from Denise. So I'm like, okay, So I waited. I waited. 0:17:53.200 --> 0:17:55.400 I'm like, you guys, wait for it, wait for it. 0:17:56.040 --> 0:17:58.240 And then I was like, oh my god, okay, we're 0:17:58.240 --> 0:18:01.040 almost done with Christmas dinner or the Chinese food, like 0:18:01.080 --> 0:18:03.240 everyone wants to go to bed. She hadn't responded yet 0:18:03.280 --> 0:18:06.080 it was Christmas night, like obviously she's not going to 0:18:06.480 --> 0:18:08.720 I'm like, okay, fine, I'm just gonna I'm gonna pay 0:18:08.760 --> 0:18:11.760 once in DM or thinking it's like damn, like she's 0:18:11.800 --> 0:18:15.800 gonna get right back to me. Oh boy. But then 0:18:15.800 --> 0:18:18.000 I went down a rabbit hole of OnlyFans, you guys, 0:18:18.280 --> 0:18:23.960 and I'm not gonna lie. It went beyond that. Yeah, 0:18:24.080 --> 0:18:27.640 you get addicted to these things. 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And I was totally confused. 0:19:13.480 --> 0:19:16.919 So I was like, which one is it? What is it? 0:19:17.080 --> 0:19:17.840 You guys don't know. 0:19:19.160 --> 0:19:20.040 The peach is the butt? 0:19:20.560 --> 0:19:22.800 It is? Why do I think it was the puss? 0:19:22.960 --> 0:19:24.520 I thought peach was your puss. 0:19:24.920 --> 0:19:28.600 No, peach is the butt? What is your puss? I 0:19:28.600 --> 0:19:29.600 don't know if there is one. 0:19:29.800 --> 0:19:31.800 Oh my god, if you tell me it's water signs, 0:19:31.840 --> 0:19:33.280 I'm going to vomit. 0:19:33.720 --> 0:19:39.360 No, that just means you're wet. But I think, yeah, 0:19:39.480 --> 0:19:43.400 peaches the booty. See No one like, oh, oh, our 0:19:43.440 --> 0:19:45.200 intern just chimed in a taco? 0:19:47.119 --> 0:19:56.760 Wait, female or male? Told you this intern? 0:19:57.160 --> 0:19:58.359 It's a female intern. 0:19:58.960 --> 0:20:04.480 Wait, taco, It's okay. I didn't need to know that. 0:20:08.520 --> 0:20:09.959 Booty Taco? 0:20:11.359 --> 0:20:12.240 What are boobs? 0:20:12.520 --> 0:20:15.159 Wait? Then didn't we start talking about like whoo is 0:20:15.200 --> 0:20:17.400 a celebrity in your phone? I'm so. 0:20:19.240 --> 0:20:23.040 Like, I am so in this to win this because 0:20:23.160 --> 0:20:26.879 I am so focused. Oh my god. So wait, so 0:20:27.200 --> 0:20:30.560 allegedly if I was ever talking to a boy, because 0:20:30.920 --> 0:20:34.080 this is what this is the combos now, oh, yes, 0:20:34.160 --> 0:20:37.240 I'm talking to this guy. Oh you're only talking to him? 0:20:37.680 --> 0:20:40.240 Well no, no, no, like we're dating? So why did 0:20:40.280 --> 0:20:43.960 you say you're talking to him? Like huh, like why 0:20:44.080 --> 0:20:45.800 is that? When did that happen? 0:20:46.320 --> 0:20:46.399 That? 0:20:46.520 --> 0:20:50.200 If you were like not exclusive, but you've gone on dates, 0:20:51.240 --> 0:20:54.320 you're talking to a guy, and do they say that 0:20:54.640 --> 0:20:57.400 about us? Like, oh, I'm talking to this girl? Can 0:20:57.440 --> 0:21:00.000 you ask your intern? We don't know anything, right Christy? 0:21:00.080 --> 0:21:03.520 It's like, oh my god, how did this happen? How 0:21:03.560 --> 0:21:04.399 did life pass us? 0:21:04.480 --> 0:21:05.320 By way? 0:21:05.320 --> 0:21:07.080 I'm not kidding. Can you ask where that came from? 0:21:07.440 --> 0:21:08.520 I don't know where that came from. 0:21:09.480 --> 0:21:11.840 So I'm talking. Yeah, so this guy I'm talking to. 0:21:12.200 --> 0:21:14.080 I was so confused the first time I heard that, 0:21:14.760 --> 0:21:17.280 a friend in their twenty said, like late twenty said that. 0:21:18.040 --> 0:21:19.800 I was like, oh my god, let's catch up. So 0:21:20.000 --> 0:21:24.919 are you dating anyone. I'm talking to this guy. Oh cool, 0:21:25.440 --> 0:21:27.359 are you gonna go on a date with him? Like 0:21:27.440 --> 0:21:32.160 when yeah, no, we've gone in dates. I said, I'm 0:21:32.160 --> 0:21:37.280 talking to this guy. Blew my mind. I was like, okay, 0:21:37.400 --> 0:21:38.000 well that's weird. 0:21:38.320 --> 0:21:41.280 Cool is I not the hooking up stage? She says, 0:21:41.320 --> 0:21:46.200 talking stage is pre relationship, let's commitment, but. 0:21:46.160 --> 0:21:49.479 It's still look at me. I'm so I'm so like 0:21:49.760 --> 0:21:51.600 buy the book in some ways and so like free 0:21:51.640 --> 0:21:55.560 Spirit in other ways. So weird. It's like my world's 0:21:55.600 --> 0:21:59.639 fight each other like all that. Like I'm so old fashioned, 0:21:59.680 --> 0:22:02.760 like I just want to like you know, and then 0:22:03.000 --> 0:22:04.959 you could tell them for you and like wear an 0:22:05.000 --> 0:22:08.159 apron and then I'm like in Black Kitten Hills and 0:22:08.200 --> 0:22:10.880 wear a collar. But it's like all world's combined. 0:22:10.920 --> 0:22:17.960 But I don't think before relationship is a situationship, right, But. 0:22:17.920 --> 0:22:19.560 You're not going to say that, Like no, it's the 0:22:19.600 --> 0:22:21.639 word like, oh my god, tell me what's happened. Oh 0:22:21.680 --> 0:22:24.960 I'm going to situation. I can't even say the word situationship. 0:22:25.960 --> 0:22:28.120 Just say you're dating or can you not say you're 0:22:28.160 --> 0:22:31.400 dating if you're just talking hanging out with but. 0:22:31.400 --> 0:22:35.879 You're not just talking like if you have physically seen 0:22:35.920 --> 0:22:39.800 the person in person, then you're didding. If you have 0:22:40.000 --> 0:22:43.080 kissed this human, how are you just talking? 0:22:43.680 --> 0:22:44.240 You're dating? 0:22:45.200 --> 0:22:49.520 What are you dating? Oh my god? And then yeah, 0:22:49.600 --> 0:22:52.159 no one wants to say like girlfriend boyfriend anymore, so 0:22:52.200 --> 0:22:54.080 you have to be like, oh, that's my guy. And 0:22:54.080 --> 0:22:56.840 then you're like, wa, that's yah. That sucks. Oh that's 0:22:56.880 --> 0:22:59.760 my girl. And you're like you're what, You're fucking fifty 0:22:59.800 --> 0:23:04.719 one year old girl? Thank you? 0:23:03.760 --> 0:23:07.040 I always she just chribed in. She said dating equals 0:23:07.080 --> 0:23:08.320 commitment in this day and age. 0:23:08.359 --> 0:23:14.000 Unfortunately, oh my god? What seeing? Okay, how's this one? 0:23:14.160 --> 0:23:19.520 She says? Dating equals boyfriend plus a girlfriend. That's amazing. 0:23:20.080 --> 0:23:22.439 I don't know. I'm too old for this crap. So 0:23:22.520 --> 0:23:23.760 I have no idea. 0:23:24.320 --> 0:23:27.560 Where I'm fascinated. Wait, so what is it like like 0:23:27.880 --> 0:23:30.000 if we would say like, oh, I'm seeing that person, 0:23:30.320 --> 0:23:32.000 is that or that's out? That's old school? 0:23:32.119 --> 0:23:34.600 Yeah? I like that. I like seeing I'm seeing that person. 0:23:34.680 --> 0:23:37.480 I like it because I'm more than talking to that person. 0:23:37.640 --> 0:23:42.679 I'm literally in like person seeing this person. So I'm 0:23:42.720 --> 0:23:53.120 seeing this person. Okay, anyway, can I go? Oh, I'm 0:23:53.160 --> 0:23:55.720 going back? Sorry, only fans we're throwing. 0:23:55.440 --> 0:23:58.200 The phones out the window. We'll do that the other. 0:23:58.200 --> 0:24:01.680 Day next week, next week, because I have a lot 0:24:01.720 --> 0:24:03.160 of people in my phone. You guys are. 0:24:03.119 --> 0:24:06.480 Really good name, really good name on that list. 0:24:07.080 --> 0:24:11.240 There's some such good names. It's okay, just just just 0:24:11.320 --> 0:24:15.600 keep listening and downloading maybe five stars? Can you help? 0:24:15.760 --> 0:24:18.359 Can you help about me? Give me a good review 0:24:18.400 --> 0:24:22.600 and only fans when I join. Just kidding anyway, So 0:24:22.680 --> 0:24:26.960 this conversation I'm robbing it at Christmas dinner. It progresses 0:24:27.440 --> 0:24:32.280 and like, oh, you know as Denise like, it says 0:24:32.320 --> 0:24:37.320